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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:07,041 mama told me that she would buy me 2 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:10,883 a rubber Dolly if I be good 3 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,221 mama! 4 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:14,924 Car's coming! 5 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,556 Stay in the car, Mr. mud. 6 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,057 Better not let Stokes see you. 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,861 Back in your car, sheriff. 8 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,658 Now look here, Daniel. 9 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,452 I don't care about no paper, no bank's paper. 10 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,370 I ain't leaving my land. 11 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,744 Stokes land is Stokes land. 12 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,586 Put down that gun, Daniel Stokes. 13 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,126 You get outta here, sheriff! 14 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,839 We ain't got no other place to go to. 15 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,674 The law is the law. 16 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,761 You are officially evicted! 17 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,504 The hell you say. 18 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,881 He's gonna shoot! 19 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:09,899 God! 20 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,814 Oh my dear god. 21 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,732 Get up. 22 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:13,979 Oh my Daniel! 23 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,697 Daddy, what's wrong? 24 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,565 Get up! 25 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,407 Quit playing! 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,241 Daddy, please! 27 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,325 Get up. 28 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,071 Mommy, he won't get up. 29 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,619 Daddy, please oh please daddy. 30 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,980 you know I think I'll definitely go blonde next time. 31 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:19,104 Oh, too much bleach ain't good for a body, Ms. Morgan. 32 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,447 = nonsense. 33 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,566 Liable to get poisoned. 34 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,489 That's what happened to that Jean Harlow. 35 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,409 Plutonium went right through her skull and hit her brain. 36 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,454 Platinum, mama, not plutonium 37 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,826 she's dead, ain't she? 38 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,290 Real sorry, mama. 39 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,675 How was he? 40 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,267 Ms. Morgan wants a manicure, too. 41 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,681 Damn. 42 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,600 She likes Cheryl to do her manicure. 43 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,741 I hope she's got the money to pay us this time. 44 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,576 Ya' want, I should look in her purse? 45 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,571 No, mama, that'd be dishonest. 46 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,538 Well, I was just fixing to look. 47 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,407 Ti wouldn't a took nothin'. 48 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,714 Oh no, Mr. albertson, 49 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,138 I plainly told you I'd have the money next Tuesday. 50 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,932 Yeah, but what you forget is that it is next Tuesday. 51 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,179 No, it's not my choice, 52 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,557 but you're three months behind on your payments! 53 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,150 = t have more than 29 dollars. 54 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,442 Yeah, for 429 dollars maybe we could talk, sweetheart. 55 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,735 Look, fellas, come on, let's get everything outta here! 56 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,823 No! - You can't! 57 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,657 You can't! 58 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,447 No, no, business is business! 59 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,911 Crooked business! 60 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,780 Anyway ever of meeting my payments! 61 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,498 Please, Mrs. Stokes, melba! 62 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,992 Can't take that, you'll ruin it. 63 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:55,913 No, don't! 64 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,036 She's still not dry. 65 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:57,877 She ain't done yet. 66 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,712 She's sopping, soakin' wet! 67 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,081 Help! 68 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,128 The kaiser here! 69 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,514 A new world's record 70 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,885 for phone booth stuffing was achieved today 71 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,808 when 33 co-eds from the university of Vermont 72 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,932 crammed themselves into a phone booth 73 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,229 on the corner of main and Holly 74 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,647 during morning rush hour. 75 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,324 Shawn! 76 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,575 Shawn! 77 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,369 Shawn! 78 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,000 Shawn! 79 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:38,868 Where were you? 80 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,495 I just called the doctor. = you did. 81 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,462 - The rabbit died. - He did. 82 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,922 Does that mean we're okay? 83 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,632 No, it means I'm pregnant. 84 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,625 Oh, poor rabbit. 85 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,717 Oh, no! 86 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:47,551 Oh, no! 87 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,217 Oh, yeah! 88 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,055 We can get married, Cheryl! 89 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:51,889 Married? 90 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,009 Oh, that's just bitchin'! 91 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,432 What are we gonna live on? 92 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,771 Room and board doesn't mean that thing. 93 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,266 You don't seem to understand, you're pregnant. 94 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,862 At your age, that's practically rape. 95 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,652 Me, I'll go to jail. 96 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,571 No more shootin' the curls for old Shawn. 97 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,819 Bug off, Shawn! 98 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,322 As mama always says, who even knows if it's your baby. 99 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,449 I've always had my choice of five fathers. 100 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,085 Oh, come on, Shawn, I'm late. 101 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,328 Late for what? 102 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,124 Manicure. 103 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:22,962 Wait a minute! 104 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,921 What do you mean it's not my baby? 105 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,381 Wait a second! 106 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,520 This is Carol's record player! 107 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,515 Everything goes, lady! 108 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,268 Carol earned it with her marriage! 109 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,363 Those other dumb Hicks took the car! 110 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,776 That's right, right now. 111 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,651 Now none of these fart knockers are taking everything else! 112 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,368 You ladies are dangerous! 113 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,361 This is America! 114 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,362 = the land of the free! 115 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,454 Nothing is free, nothing is free. 116 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,996 God does not deal in dollars and cents. 117 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:03,120 He does not care about 429 dollars, Mr. albertson! 118 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,122 Ms. Morgan's hair was not even dry! 119 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,589 Not even dry! 120 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,709 God deals in the eternal damnation 121 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,302 of souls, Mr. albertson! 122 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,046 You know you ladies are lunatics! 123 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,923 You're damn crazy! 124 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,765 T never! 125 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,134 You'll hear from me! 126 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,101 No respect for law and order! 127 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,312 Shawn, are you much a man as my papa was? 128 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,806 I didn't know him, Mrs. Stokes. 129 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,478 Get in your car, Shawn. 130 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,898 Landlords! 131 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,484 Mama, ! 132 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,484 Avengin' angel has entered into your mama, Cheryl, 133 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,326 and we had best follow. 134 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,413 Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lord! 135 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,416 Come on. 136 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,327 You didn't just get away with that! 137 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,480 Getting sea sick. 138 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,726 J when I saw her on the corner j 139 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,853 j then I knew that 140 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,604 stay on his tail, Shawn. 141 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,815 Why you crazy damn fools! 142 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,691 Watch it! 143 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,567 I'll do anything for you. 144 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,567 Good. 145 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,579 Because Cheryl... 146 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,538 Cheryl's got a duck in the oven. 147 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,457 A what? = Shawn! 148 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,871 Damn you! 149 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,164 You mean you knocked her up? 150 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,287 You cross little surfer, 151 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,630 you went and ruined my child's life! 152 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,670 Oh mama, I'm just gonna have a baby. 153 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,173 = you damn fools! 154 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,296 Don't you dare have no accident. 155 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,387 This is a Stokes baby. 156 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,471 Hey, melba Stokes! 157 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,970 Sheba Stokes, melba Stokes, Carol Stokes, baby Stokes. 158 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,348 Oak trees, mountains, huts. 159 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,438 Mrs. Stokes, I just wanna talk to you a little... 160 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,446 Get him, now! 161 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,416 You're crazy! 162 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,375 You're both crazy! 163 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,379 Moron, you! 164 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,711 You darned near killed me, idiot! 165 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,635 You go on 166 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:15,835 or I'm gonna call the law. 167 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,257 I'm a big man in this community 168 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,224 and I don't have to put up with that kinda crap. 169 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,148 Oh, ow ow that hurts there. 170 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,813 Oh, where'd you put it? 171 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,158 The bitch. 172 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,831 What am I gonna tell my wife? 173 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,669 I used to cry every time they played 174 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,584 "coming in on a wing and a prayer". 175 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,128 That's why I feel practically certain, 176 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,841 Cheryl, that your daddy was in the air force 177 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,801 and must have died for his country. 178 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:58,795 We need gas, mama. 179 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,219 = I feel like California's a sink. 180 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,091 Someone pulled the plug out on us. 181 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,594 Like we're just gonna go gurglin' right down the drain. 182 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,266 Seems like we never shoulda come west. 183 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,355 Headin' west was the start of all our trouble. 184 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,475 No, Daniel and the farm 185 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,272 was the start of all our troubles. 186 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,860 What the heck we gonna do now? 187 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,979 You need a home, baby. 188 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,105 That's what you really need. 189 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,073 Any one of your dads would have made a home for you 190 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,113 with grass and trees. 191 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,954 Real trees. Oak trees, mountains, uh. 192 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,742 That's right. 193 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,149 I'm gonna get it all for you, baby. 194 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,199 We're going back to Jerusalem, Arkansas. 195 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,747 = what the heck for? 196 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,335 I'm gonna buy back our farm. 197 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,374 What! 198 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,464 I'm gonna buy it with good solid, honest cash 199 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,924 and nobody can never take it away from us again. 200 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:40,216 You got any idea where we're gonna be tonight? 201 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,929 Yes, we're gonna be in 202 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,724 Las Vegas. 203 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,310 Now melba, just hold up here. 204 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,225 Now, you're traveling too fast. 205 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,350 We're gonna buy back the Stokes 60 acres. 206 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:57,445 Cotton, soy beans, chickens, pigs, horses, mules. 207 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,985 Mama's gonna sell eggs and milk. 208 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,028 Yee hoo! 209 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,196 String beans and ripe red tomatoes, 210 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,489 juicy tomatoes. 211 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,113 And dirt and mules and worms. 212 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,114 And worms. 213 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,208 No, I think you're running a fever, mama. 214 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,497 If I am, I don't want you to tell me about it, Cheryl. 215 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,665 I'm gonna be sick. 216 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,958 Not yet. 217 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,251 Ah, right about now. 218 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:17,923 Hold it right in. 219 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,213 And if we have to, we'll buy the bank that took our farm. 220 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,631 No more loan company. 221 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,129 Paid, everything! 222 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,301 I said hold it in, honey. 223 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,094 Hold it in. 224 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,716 There's a gas station right there. 225 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,514 Right there on the road, right up there. 226 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,109 Come on, get goin', 227 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:37,898 she's gonna croak. 228 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:38,770 We're the ladies room? 229 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,066 Get off my foot. 230 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:40,938 Here. 231 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,281 This way. 232 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,115 Got a wrench? 233 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,279 Fill it up with gas, please. 234 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,367 Get mama a wrench. 235 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,362 Dammit, she got mornin' sickness. 236 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,237 We need some oil. 237 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,489 Gas, oil, water. 238 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,161 Air, air, air in the tires, air. 239 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,626 Come on, get going with the gasoline, mister. 240 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,710 Come on! 241 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,578 And some water. 242 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,171 We need some water, water and the air... 243 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,290 Give mama room! 244 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,292 Come on, mister, get goin'. 245 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,303 It's off gas. 246 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,396 Hello! 247 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,238 Gas? 248 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,646 Hello, who's there? 249 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,569 Oh my god! 250 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,817 What the hell happened to you? 251 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,622 Blonde bitch. 252 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,950 I'm gonna catch 'em. 253 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,372 She asked me for a wrench. 254 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,915 They dimmed my lights for a lousy 15 bucks. 255 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:40,961 That's terrible. 256 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,799 How many were there? 257 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,589 = there was three of 'em. 258 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,427 The call one grandma. 259 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,261 I'll kill "em. 260 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,722 The blonde bitch. 261 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,931 Ah, thanks son. 262 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,765 I'll kill "em. 263 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,100 You're welcome, mister. 264 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,594 Hey hey, hey, what, what. 265 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,435 What the hell's the matter... 266 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,439 I'm really sorry, mister. 267 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,233 Ti have to do this. 268 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,723 I have to get going. 269 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,565 Ti need a few hours. 270 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,399 I'm not really like the those people. 271 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,204 Just relax, someone'll be over in a few hours. 272 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,739 You dirty little good for nothin'. 273 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,574 J the best things in life are free j 274 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,320 j but you can give them to the birds and bees. 275 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,411 J I need money j 276 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:17,285 j that's what I want j 277 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,127 j that's what I want. J 278 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,712 I like ike! 279 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,337 I feel lucky. 280 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,549 God bless America! 281 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,054 Okay mama, here we go. 282 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,520 Oh, how god loves me. 283 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,986 Oh, I'm sorry, lady. 284 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,327 But you have to be in close contact with the deity 285 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,946 to make these machines pay. 286 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,960 And you have to believe in America. 287 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,423 Well, that much. 288 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:06,970 I'm ready here. 289 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,215 I'm pure and I believe. 290 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,598 Would you give me one of them nickels? 291 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,892 There and god bless you. 292 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,357 Aw, thank ya', lady. 293 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,361 Okay, honey. 294 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,605 The lord sayeth, him that has, gits. 295 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,287 Whoo hoo! 296 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,873 She's done it! 297 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,539 J money j 298 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,583 j that's what I want j 299 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,420 = cleanliness is hext to godliness. 300 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,090 Come on, baby! 301 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,896 Tippy canoe and Tyler, too. 302 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,194 Yeah! 303 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,491 Rub on, big daddy! 304 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,501 44 for here, 305 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,056 oh no. 306 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,059 Lady baby. 307 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,893 Lady baby, kiss my dice. 308 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,014 Come on, come on, kiss it. 309 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,697 Here we go, hey! 310 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,111 Hallelujah, lucky lady. 311 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,123 Whoo! 312 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,858 I'm melba Stokes. 313 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,950 Lady, Mayer Jim Bob trotter. 314 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,076 Oh yeah, of forgotten city of steamhead, Texas. 315 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,540 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 316 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,125 My dog has fleas. 317 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,249 Remember the alamo. 318 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,591 Whoa! 319 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,766 = come on! Come on! 320 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,805 Only eights. 321 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,647 Come on! Come on you three cherries. 322 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,819 Come on, baby! 323 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,038 Cheryl! 324 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,324 Cheryl! 325 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,166 Shawn! 326 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,410 We're at the motel next to the wedding chapel 327 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,753 and across the street from the car wash. 328 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,586 Cheryl! 329 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,626 Shit, what the hell's a Shawn? 330 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,090 Shaw happens to be father of my unborn child, hotshot. 331 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,924 Come on. 332 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,213 Hey, nuts about me already. 333 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,382 What! Who is this yo-yo? 334 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,800 Are we gonna fitter and skit bomb 335 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,844 or are we gonna go for that ride you promised me? 336 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,972 Oh, bye hon. 337 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,935 See you later. 338 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,939 Away we go. 339 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,528 Cheryl! 340 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,652 Only you can prevent forest fires. 341 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,405 Well, I'm broke. 342 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,927 Excuse me. 343 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,805 Watch it. 344 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,553 Why, we were winning. 345 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,429 We just couldn't help but win. 346 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,150 We're the greatest god fearing team of all time. 347 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,565 Well, maybe we took the name of our lord, 348 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,608 our god, in vain. 349 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,732 Several times. 350 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,029 What's the matter with you, boy? 351 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,699 Mrs. Stokes, this is definitely the worst day 352 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,991 of my entire life. 353 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,332 And you can say that, son, when we just lost ourselves 354 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,042 a wagon load of nickels. 355 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,209 Just a wagon load. 356 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,707 Boy, we were out there for awhile, weren't we? 357 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,835 I mean, real hot. 358 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,383 Aw, I sure enjoy. 359 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,388 I mean it 360 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,432 we had it and we lost it. 361 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,940 You can get it again. 362 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,525 We got to get it again. 363 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,689 I'm a mother. 364 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,694 I love my mother. 365 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,820 I love a girl who loves her mother. 366 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,247 No, I do. 367 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,251 You know, my wife. 368 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,201 She hates her mother. 369 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,076 Aw. 370 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:14,918 And I don't blame her. 371 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,537 I hate her, too. 372 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,507 Not my mother 373 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,510 I love my mother. 374 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,170 Kiss me, Jim Bob. 375 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,012 You beautiful thing. 376 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,184 Alright mister. 377 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,187 Holy mackerel. 378 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,103 Who the hell are you? 379 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:33,937 Reach. 380 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,771 = reach for what? 381 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,060 And don't point that damn thing at me. 382 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,308 Reach for ya' pants, 383 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,150 you blasphemous rapist. 384 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,486 And make it shappy. 385 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,571 He's no rapist, mama. 386 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,611 Well, he can put his pants on in the presence 387 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:49,032 of two ladies and a fine, young California gentleman. 388 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,324 Hi, Mrs. Stokes. 389 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,572 Good evening, Shawn. 390 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,448 Nice to see you. 391 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,449 Is that your mother? 392 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,122 That's my mama. 393 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,580 Oh, I'm in for a whole lot of trouble. 394 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,085 Now the man who took our land back, 395 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,712 his name was mudde. 396 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,090 Mudde. 397 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,678 I don't know how I'm gonna kill him. 398 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,396 Mama, who said anything about killin'? 399 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,685 But I'm gonna kill him. 400 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,192 Now you decided, melba, 401 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,687 that we was to bust loose. 402 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,563 Are we goin' all the way or ain't we? 403 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,156 Sure we are, mama. 404 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,367 But we'll deal with Clarence mudde when we get to him. 405 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,450 Right now, we need money. 406 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,116 But I don't see why we need him. 407 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,536 Fairy, you don't even know how to comb your own hair. 408 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,625 Put up or shut up you homo greaser. 409 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,914 It's him or me, Cheryl! 410 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:38,752 Huh? 411 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,496 Well it's you, Shawn. 412 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,749 But I like snake, too. 413 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,590 Huh? 414 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,926 I'd hit you but I might slip on your grease. 415 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,466 You cruisin' for a bruisin', son? 416 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,464 You want a mouth full of bloody chicklets? 417 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,716 You're asking for a knuckle sandwich, skinstick. 418 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,762 Alright, you guys. 419 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,852 Now now, cool it down, cool it down. 420 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,855 Simmer. 421 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,479 Melba needs her money. 422 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,848 We gotta figure a way to help her get it. 423 00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,814 Am I right or wrong? 424 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,729 Yeah, you're right. 425 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,067 Okay. You got any ideas? 426 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,403 Okay, hold it everybody. 427 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,987 One at a time. 428 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,071 This is a business meetin'. 429 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,566 We're gonna do it right. 430 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,114 Okay, ladies first, mama. 431 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,281 Okay, Rob a bank. 432 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,870 What we foolin' around fer. 433 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,082 I got a sure fire way to beat the house. 434 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,002 Blow the safe in one of the big hotels. 435 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,371 We'd get thousands of dollars in jewelry alone. 436 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,669 That's a rotten idea. 437 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,292 How 'bout startin' one of those chain letters? 438 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,386 That's really for the birds, man. 439 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,220 Hey, listen. 440 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,134 That's penny ante stuff. 441 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,221 I'm gonna tell ya' right now, 442 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,308 you're not gonna beat the system. 443 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,053 You can if you take 'em by surprise. 444 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,645 Hit when they don't expect it. 445 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,685 That's how the keep gettin' us. 446 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,060 Well sure, honey, but buying and supplying a farm 447 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,278 takes a might big parcel of money. 448 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,274 How about one of those 24 hour wedding chapels? 449 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,276 Cheryl and Shawn could get married 450 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,902 while we cut the thatch. 451 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,199 I don't wanna get married. 452 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,367 Thank you very much. 453 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,205 Yeah. 454 00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:02,169 Melba honey, I'd be mighty proud to make you my wife. 455 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,141 Mama? 456 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,100 I've always wanted a white wedding. 457 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,355 Oh lady baby. 458 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,515 That would just suit me fine. 459 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,234 Oh definitely, ves, reverend. 460 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,944 We want love, honor and obey. 461 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,116 Don't we, lover? 462 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,859 Yes, honey. 463 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,870 We want it all. 464 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,868 And don't forget until death do us part. 465 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,331 It's really important. 466 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,253 Very fine. 467 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,422 A little music. 468 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,760 Now, we'll proceed. 469 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,346 Dearly beloved, 470 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,100 we are gathered here in the sight of god. 471 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,594 You better believe it. 472 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,971 Amen. 473 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,028 To join together in holy matrimony, 474 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,238 this man and this woman. 475 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:21,582 Do you, Lana Monroe, take this man, 476 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,911 homer alamo, to be your lawfully wedded husband? 477 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,006 I do. 478 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,384 And do you, homer alamo, 479 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,182 take this woman, Lana Monroe, 480 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,100 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 481 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,350 I do. 482 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,655 And now, may the grace of god be in your hearts. 483 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:05,159 And may your souls by him be possessed. 484 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,297 Bestow upon you the riches that god has to offer. 485 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,269 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 486 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:47,081 Duly appointed by the state of Nevada, justice of the peace. 487 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,839 Hold it right there, folks. 488 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,466 Congratulations, I'm sure you'd love a 8x10 glossy 489 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,478 of this momentous... 490 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,018 Just give me your name and address and I'll send you, 491 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,021 five dollars alright? 492 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,267 Sure you'd love it, don't you want. 493 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,940 Oh, I've got a client list a mile long. 494 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,654 They all consider me a great artist. 495 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,444 Come on, folks, give me a break. 496 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,073 A full refund if you're not satisfied. 497 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:23,745 All I wanna see is my marriage license. 498 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,536 Well, what do you want? 499 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,158 Whoo, we're on our way. 500 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,661 Got some rice in my purse. 501 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,082 Homer alamo. 502 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,422 I'll get it. 503 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,215 Where'd you ever pick a dumb name like that? 504 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,175 You didn't give me any time to think. 505 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,511 You know, our weddin' was just to pull a job, Jimmy Bob. 506 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,380 It's the only time I ever got married at all 507 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,676 and I know it's peculiar, 508 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,767 but I feel all warm inside, like crying, sir. 509 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,635 I get it, melba. 510 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,512 I feel just as free as you. 511 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,524 Just as free. 512 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,268 Yup, we're gonna put together a real stash 513 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,814 and then we're gonna buy back your 60 acres 514 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,656 and I'm gonna forget I ever had that wife, Ellie Mae. 515 00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,523 Tell me something. 516 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,365 I really gotta know. 517 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,529 Is she pretty? 518 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,698 When I was 17, she wasn't downright ugly. 519 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,366 And she was the richest gal in town. 520 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,160 But is she pretty? 521 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,499 She's depressing and the boys are depressing, too. 522 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,245 I love you, Jim Bob, I swear I do. 523 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,211 =- mmh hmm. 524 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,206 That wedding chapel register, 525 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,708 that money's just hummingbird doo doo. 526 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,550 Hardly paid for the wedding. 527 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:24,390 Well if I'm gonna do spring farmin' in Arkansas, Bertha, 528 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,850 cuz' my baby, melba, 529 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,685 she's a might flighty. 530 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,271 Oh, is she? 531 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,269 But I love her. 532 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,147 Course you do. 533 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,324 I still cannot believe what we just did back there. 534 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,335 Crazy. 535 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,796 Look at the sky. 536 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,586 Imagine what the beach is like today. 537 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,132 Cheryl, I don't wanna be an outlaw. 538 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,260 Look at this damn rice. 539 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,974 And why are we goin' to Arkansas? 540 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,185 My mom must be crazy wondering where I am. 541 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,680 Well, at least your mama has a roof over her head. 542 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,478 Mine doesn't and she wants to go to Arkansas 543 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,485 and she needs me. 544 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,686 So, you can go on back if you want to. 545 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,903 I'm stickinĀ®' with my mama. 546 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,568 Cheryl. 547 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,361 What? 548 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,368 Oh come on. 549 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,494 Come on, you know I'm gonna stick with you. 550 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,288 You sure? 551 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,407 Yes, 552 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,860 The prices they charge us for fruit. 553 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,608 You'd think they plucked it from the garden of Eden. 554 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,060 Look at this one, that's a beauty. 555 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,778 Yeah, right. 556 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:11,488 Pardon me, ladies. 557 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,410 Oh, I love apples. 558 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,078 Here we go. 559 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,371 She's a beaut. 560 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,915 It's so juicy. 561 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:17,752 Get some bananas, honey. 562 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,586 Don't take that, Cheryl. 563 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,251 Put that back. 564 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,467 Oh, oh. Oh my heart. 565 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,425 Mama. 566 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,259 Oh my heart. 567 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,264 Oh sweet Jesus! 568 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:29,844 Oh it's nuts. 569 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,466 The man's pushin' into my chest. 570 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,764 Oh hurry, get the manager! 571 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,231 Get the manager! 572 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,688 Get out, get out! 573 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,655 This is no pt barnum shame. 574 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,694 Break for Jesus. 575 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:49,659 Find a couch 576 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,528 and give her her medicine. 577 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,905 Get away, people, get out. 578 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,156 Oh, my heart. 579 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,494 Just take me in your arms, sweet Jesus. 580 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,543 Oh oh, let me sit down here. 581 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,551 Oh my god. 582 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,424 = I'll call the doctor. 583 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,013 No, just open the safe. 584 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:12,761 We need that money a lot more than you do. 585 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,509 It's only $40.00 in there. 586 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,102 Then get it, right now. 587 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,516 Move, hurry up. 588 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,934 Come on, come on. 589 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,478 Business has been lousy. 590 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,100 Get that safe open. 591 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,273 = you're standin' in front of it. 592 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,817 Give it, give it. 593 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,904 Do it, do it. 594 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,192 Do it, do it, get it. 595 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:55,141 J money don't get everything, it's true. J 596 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,385 j but what it don't get 597 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,011 j I can't use. J 598 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,140 j I need money j 599 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,984 j that's what I want. J 600 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,523 and now, iser and rollins 601 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,737 are fighting it out for the lead 602 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,857 in our side car event. 603 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,282 Barow and Eddie Ludwig, challenging from behind. 604 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,657 Here comes number three. 605 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,498 Don't forget there's ice cold beer. 606 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,619 Well hang loose, sweetie pie. 607 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,120 Oh, thank you. 608 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,713 Bertha, how come you still got a driver's license 609 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,207 at 82, babe. 610 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:31,132 Well, snake, what got I hung on to 611 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,754 and what I had, I still got. 612 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,095 Good luck, liver lips. 613 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,559 I gotta go meet sheba. 614 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:48,357 J black slacks 615 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,939 j black slacks, & 616 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:51,781 j; Make it good daddy-o 617 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,276 j; Gotta put 'em on and I'm raring to go. 618 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,243 J I gotta go places, I just don't care. J 619 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,660 ss you'll know why when you see what I wear j 620 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,033 j black slacks 621 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,127 Wait wait for the last minute question Mark entry. 622 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,596 Don't know who he is but he's eligible 623 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,931 and he's paid his three buck entry fee. 624 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,391 And they're off! 625 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,449 Strokers are surely stokin'. 626 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,031 That's number three. 627 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,534 Looks like the man out there today, 628 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:48,289 unless the question Mark can shoot him down. 629 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,947 Question Mark is in the lead. 630 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,492 He's down, folks. 631 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,582 The question Mark is down. 632 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,586 The race is still in progress. 633 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,585 Repeat, the race is still in progress. 634 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,426 Hi - hi. 635 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,260 Hi, there. 636 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,128 See that one up there? 637 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,052 See that one, it looks just like an 11. 638 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:40,924 Okay, show and tell. 639 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,346 Where's the money, where's the money? 640 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,469 - It's down there. - Where. 641 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,720 - Down there. - Where. 642 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,517 Get it, get it, Cheryl, get it. 643 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,067 I don't want anything to happen to ya'. 644 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,311 You know, pow. 645 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,152 Just stay down there. 646 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,756 Just stay down or you're gonna get hurt. 647 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,252 Melba! 648 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:16,885 Help damn it! 649 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,968 Hey! 650 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,269 Here comes melba. 651 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,274 Out the way! 652 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,144 My bike! 653 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:11,894 Police are on the lookout 654 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,391 for the get away car involved in the heist. 655 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,315 A green late model edsel bearing out of state plates. 656 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,781 Problem is, we've been gettin' at all the wrong people. 657 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,570 People not that different from us. 658 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,282 Bankers been doin' all the takin'. 659 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,496 Now they got to give. 660 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,288 Well are you for it or again' it? 661 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,295 I'm again' it. 662 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,500 Your damn right I'm against that bank job. 663 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,298 Now looky here. 664 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,212 I was all for grabbin' a little money, 665 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,254 helpin' you get your farm back 666 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:42,425 but we're gonna end up in jail, now. 667 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,047 Probably have FBI after us. 668 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,390 Well shoot, the way we're going, 669 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,600 they're liable to call out the marines! 670 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,596 = I'm not afraid of our beautiful marines. 671 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,598 Almost married one once. 672 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,565 He was one of Cheryl's daddies. 673 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,107 He got killed, too, in the war. 674 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,947 His eyes were just a green as yours. 675 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,065 Well, they're gray. 676 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,534 Well, it all depends what I'm wearing. 677 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,949 Papa stood up for his rights. 678 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,581 He stood right up to 'em. 679 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:11,791 They just shot him dead. 680 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,208 He died proud. 681 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,091 My god, I'm not runnin' scared. 682 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,966 Not ever again. 683 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,784 Alright, Mr. hiker, how would you like that? 684 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,622 A 20 and two fives would be just fine. 685 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,163 - 20 and two fives. - Yes. 686 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:59,130 20, 25, 30, and don't forget 687 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,506 to endorse the other side. Oh yes. 688 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,016 Where's the manager? 689 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,095 Oh my god! 690 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:10,967 Over there. 691 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,094 Which one, honey? 692 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,970 Mr. Howard, but he's got a customer. 693 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,813 Bless you. 694 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,776 Let's you and me take a walk to the vault. 695 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,645 Down on the floor, down! 696 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,608 Kindly, kindly, ladies. 697 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,155 Please calm down. 698 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,529 Just how, exactly, can I help you? 699 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,452 You can help by scraping your brains off the ceiling 700 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,542 unless you do exactly as we tell ya'. 701 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,708 I've got a gun and I've got a bomb in my purse, 702 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,957 so take your choice between that and your money. 703 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,879 You think I'm gonna let you Rob my bank! 704 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,931 Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to. 705 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:54,768 Mama, come on! 706 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,058 Get out of here! 707 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,145 My sweetie. 708 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,400 Take the money, take all the money. 709 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,404 Come on! 710 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,360 Get the hell out of here, Bertha, get out! 711 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,577 Oh yupper. 712 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,787 Come on, mama. 713 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,780 Stop her! 714 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,792 Hurry! 715 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:16,585 My wife's been shot! 716 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,547 Hurry! 717 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,732 Look out for that cowboy! 718 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:07,796 J ooh, save my soul j 719 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,795 j I can't get a date j 720 00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:10,636 all units, 721 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,256 be on the lookout for a 1958 Chevrolet, 722 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:17,432 pink, bearing Arizona license number g2l068. 723 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,474 Used in connection with a bank robbery 724 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,939 in Paris, new Mexico, this afternoon. 725 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,150 Vehicle was last seen headin' east. 726 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,768 Robbers identified as women, 727 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,520 are armed and considered dangerous. 728 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,551 four thousand dollars. 729 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,595 Alright! 730 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,594 That's a down payment on the farm. 731 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,141 Oh - I never thought 732 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,854 I'd ever see the day. 733 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,019 What about equipment? 734 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:07,110 You can't run a farm on 735 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,228 gotta have machinery. 736 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,696 This are a start, melba. 737 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:14,284 Yeah, machinery and fences and tractors and hired hands. 738 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:15,367 Needs a bunk house 739 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:19,159 and stock and fertilizer and a lot more stuff. 740 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,034 Hey, drive my Harley in here 741 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,376 and I'll kick up the dust 742 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,540 and I'll just make a u-turn and we could knock over... 743 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,459 Bad idea, snake, bad idea. 744 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:30,834 No, I don't reckon I've been taking care of you ladies 745 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,176 like you deserve. 746 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,136 Yeah, you have, honey. 747 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,506 Well, I've been giving it a real think, now. 748 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,348 What you been thinkin', Jim Bob? 749 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,934 Why don't we just kidnap me? 750 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,353 Howdy. 751 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,188 How do. 752 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,728 Looky here, boy. 753 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,273 Mayor Jim Bob trotter, steamhead Texas. 754 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,022 Also happen to be the sheriff of gozula county. 755 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,323 I like this fair state of new Mexico. 756 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,237 I want you people to know that. 757 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,610 I'd like to spend some time here. 758 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,704 Peaceful and quiet, no phone calls. 759 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,743 No crazy phone calls of any kind. 760 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:02,740 I'd like to rest my nerves. 761 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,538 Now you got that or don't you got that? 762 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,001 Yeah, I got that. 763 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,625 I want you to rip that phone out of my room, you hear? 764 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,248 And if my wife calls, I want you... 765 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,126 Hey what's going... 766 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:14,968 What the mother? 767 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,463 Now come on, come on! 768 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,135 Hey, you stand around and do nothin'? 769 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,632 Hell man, you on your own. 770 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,156 Don't do it! 771 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,198 you don't seem to understand. 772 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,195 They're gonna blow his head off 773 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,993 unless that money is in Oklahoma city 774 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,285 when and where we want it. 775 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,706 Which we'll tell you about later. 776 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:11,953 What do you mean you don't believe me. 777 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:12,964 We're killers! 778 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:14,838 Just ask your husband. 779 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,418 Ellie Mae, what the hell is the matter with you? 780 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,841 Darlin' where are you? 781 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,964 I'm with true desperados. 782 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,966 I mean approximately where you are 783 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,808 because those morons who took, 784 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,850 they took your sweet birthday present car, too. 785 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,722 Now listen to me. 786 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,941 You've got to follow their instruction 787 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:34,980 or I'm a dead man. 788 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,399 Well, honey, you're very own deputy, 789 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,614 wilbur janeway, says he thinks it's un-American 790 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,075 and it would encourage other mad men to... 791 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,866 Listen, you dumb twat, I'm your husband. 792 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:46,703 Honey 793 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,117 don't say things like that to me. 794 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,333 You make me wanna cry. 795 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,622 I've got 12 people comin' to dinner tonight 796 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,087 and they were all expectin' to see you 797 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:56,877 and the boys are so depressed. 798 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,421 I could just scream whenever I look at them. 799 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,135 Honey, they are askin' for so much money. 800 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,301 I mean the stock market's just gone down and down 801 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,139 like there's no tomorrow. 802 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,224 This is no joke. 803 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:09,469 Now just get that god damn money together. 804 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,893 I don't give a shit whether you invite 805 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,391 the whole state of Texas to dinner 806 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,109 because I'll be a corpse if you don't move 807 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,069 the iceberg you call your ass! 808 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:23,741 A quarter million dollars. 809 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,984 Now we're in the big time. 810 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,157 You think Arkansas's the big time. 811 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,416 You lady baby 812 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,876 I love you honey. 813 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,710 I'm never gonna leave you, melba. 814 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,999 Aw, I feel safe with you. 815 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:40,291 Look out for 816 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,385 a '57 Lincoln convertible, white... 817 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,128 = pinch those faces for later. 818 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,550 The police are here. 819 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:46,889 Cool it everyone, damn it. 820 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,303 We gotta move. 821 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,311 I'll cover ya. 822 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,603 Get mama's purse out of here fast. 823 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,472 He don't look kidnapped to me. 824 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,724 Well, I know that but I think I'll go over 825 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:57,600 and say howdy. 826 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:58,692 Why don't you call in. 827 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:03,364 This is car 54, Lilly Mae. 828 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,656 = sheriff trotter. 829 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,664 No, nuh uh. 830 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,493 Don't worry about a thing sheriff trotter, 831 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,287 my partner's on the phone right now. 832 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,329 Shawn, go! 833 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,498 John, stop that station wagon! 834 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,719 Over there! 835 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,099 You're huge. 836 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,592 Thank you, kindly. 837 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:12,429 he did it for you, he did it for us! 838 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,599 God bless you snake, you're our hero! 839 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:28,112 Cheryl, I wanna talk to you. 840 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,155 Aren't these beautiful. 841 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,620 What'd you do that for? 842 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,740 God that was amazing. 843 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,537 I couldn't believe he got out of there alive. 844 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:38,876 First time I saw him, 845 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,914 I should have pulled his spark plug 846 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,287 right out of his bike. 847 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,632 I've seen enough of that snake to last me til forever. 848 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,842 A pistol packin" mama, lady baby. 849 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,546 I'm sure as hell happy that you're on my side. 850 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,094 I don't know, melba. 851 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,307 I see ya' shootin' off a gun 852 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:56,303 every time you turn around anymore. 853 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,147 Bad enough pluggin' that girl at the bank. 854 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,812 Lucky it was her leg and not her head. 855 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:05,732 You can be a shoe in for eternal damnation by now. 856 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,276 I can't help it. 857 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:08,864 So, I'm crazy about both of you. 858 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,073 I dug you first, didn't I, Shawn? 859 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:15,784 You dug me first? 860 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,791 Yeah. 861 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,121 I want, 862 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,290 I just wanna know how you feel about snake. 863 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:24,755 Aw, Shawn, come on. 864 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:28,550 Now my daughter, Jim boy, 865 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,798 could have been married about six times before this. 866 00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:37,552 The men became big executives. 867 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,813 Yeah, you should have seen her as a little girl. 868 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:46,732 Always so in love with nature and life in general. 869 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,647 Once Daniel got shot, 870 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:50,773 we traveled west. 871 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:54,118 She just worked at everything she could find 872 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,281 to help pay the rent. 873 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,915 Beg, borrowed, but never stole. 874 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,626 She never stole to get the down payment on that 875 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,246 god damn beauty parlor. 876 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,793 You love me, don't you, Shawn? 877 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:11,085 I mean you wouldn't leave me, would ya'? 878 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,097 = no. 879 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,381 God. 880 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,850 Cheryl, you don't even know what's going on. 881 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,224 Why don't you kiss me. 882 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:25,485 Well, 883 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:29,145 let's do something that'll make us both feel real good. 884 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:40,455 She almost died giving birth to Cheryl. 885 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:41,414 Told the doctor, 886 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,580 if it comes down to me or the baby, 887 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,544 you save that child. 888 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,797 it's fresh air and wide spaces. 889 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,090 Mama, I love it! 890 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:40,015 You're gonna love it a lot more in Arkansas. 891 00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:42,601 Them green hills outside Jerusalem. 892 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,345 Yeah, I told ya'. 893 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,393 We was cooked up in long beach too long. 894 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,516 We was, mama. 895 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:52,520 Ugh, them cities is just unnatural. 896 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,864 Out here we're as free as the birds in the trees 897 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,859 where the good lord intended. 898 00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,327 = t ain't been so free since I broke out 899 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,663 of the old folks home. 900 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,499 That step son of mine, the bastard, 901 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,585 he was the last kin I had left. 902 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:10,546 He decided to put me away. 903 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,540 That was seven years ago today. 904 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,258 My 75th birthday. 905 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,878 Oh, it's your birthday? 906 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,630 Oh, it's her birthday. 907 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:21,348 Happy birthday! 908 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,810 Oh, happy birthday, it's her birthday. 909 00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:27,475 It's the first time for 17 years, 910 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,974 I haven't been alone for my birthday. 911 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,727 I feel like I have my family again. 912 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:35,445 You do, we're your family. 913 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,985 You better believe that, Bertha. 914 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,323 Bertha, by your next birthday, 915 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:40,613 you're gonna be in the nut house with the rest of us. 916 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,282 Bertha? 917 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,905 She'll be in a home for unwed mothers. 918 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,578 Young fellar, are you... 919 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,626 You do still do the thin, ma'am, don't ya'? 920 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,791 You propositioning me? 921 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,629 Well... 922 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,750 Cuz' if you are, there's only one way to find out. 923 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,969 And you better grow up a little cuz' I like 'em 924 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,008 a little more mature. 925 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,595 Oh, Jim Bob. 926 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,472 Make me feel so good. 927 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,724 =- mmh hmm. 928 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:16,650 Make me feel like Ava, Lana, like Rita Hayworth. 929 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,945 Like Elizabeth and Eddie. 930 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:21,953 Oh, baby. 931 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,699 Don't forget the alamo, alright. 932 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:28,291 You're lover, god damn the tummy bump. 933 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:31,377 Not scared of the tummy bump. 934 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:34,417 Yeah, no need to be scared, honey. 935 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,541 Cuz' you're the lady baby. 936 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:41,090 Did you ever smoke a cigar? 937 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,389 Well, I think I'm gonna start smokin' a cigar, 938 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:45,633 vou know, change my image. 939 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,097 What's so good about being an outlaw 940 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,891 if you look like an in-law. 941 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,809 Come on, let's go here. 942 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,148 This better be good. 943 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,063 My hair better not fall out 944 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:57,311 or you're gonna be minus some teeth. 945 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,688 Who's got teeth? 946 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,485 Meanwhile here in steamhead, Texas. 947 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:03,905 The wife and kids of mayor, big Jim trotter... 948 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:08,201 Oh sometimes, I think you don't even understand America. 949 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,073 Oh, hell. 950 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,076 America's god's country. 951 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,248 If you do good, you get good. 952 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,043 Hey! 953 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,292 My husband's a peace officer. 954 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,636 He is sheriff of this here gazula county. 955 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,551 Ah yes, Mrs. trotter. 956 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:25,388 I would just like to ask you 957 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,008 what you think that means in Texas. 958 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,931 Well, what does this mean, 959 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:33,271 this terrifying event mean to your sons, Mrs. trotter? 960 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,812 We're prayin' to the lord Jesus, 961 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,731 that daddy comes home, aren't we boys? 962 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,112 Say, well, tell me. 963 00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,072 Are you actually planning to pay the ransom? 964 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:47,821 Well, uh, I just don't see how I have any other choice. 965 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:49,989 Do you? 966 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,037 Well, how could Jim boy ever been married 967 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:56,037 to that dried up piece of baggage? 968 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,414 Well, that baggage was full of gold 969 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,336 and he was young and inexperienced 970 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,426 and had a hard on for ft. Knox. 971 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,545 Bertha, you're a pistol. 972 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,103 Shake! 973 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,111 Yooowzal 974 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,021 Cheryl, you almost done in there? 975 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:22,987 Shawn! 976 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,027 You make me feel so happy 977 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:28,368 since you gathered me up in your big strong arms. 978 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,079 Thunder and lightening. 979 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,369 You know, you're one hell of a gal. 980 00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,170 Don't get it in my eye. 981 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,834 Oh, I'm sorry, Jim Bob. 982 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:40,706 I'm not very good. 983 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:41,548 Okay - okay 984 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,383 you're getting in there? 985 00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:47,470 God, you're both babies. 986 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,338 Don't you know when a woman likes 987 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,181 to have privacy in the bathroom? 988 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,425 Well, speaking of babies. 989 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,973 We're naming it Stokes. 990 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:53,844 Stokes? 991 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:54,936 - Stokes. - Stokes. 992 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,101 I cannot believe what's happening here. 993 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,269 Look at this 994 00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,484 and the really weird thing is I'm not even mad. 995 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,317 I'm not mad at snake. 996 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,936 I'm not mad at Cheryl. 997 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:03,948 Why aren't I mad? 998 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:09,152 Shawn, you do realize, right now, 999 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,949 somewhere over in Russia, 1000 00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:14,494 there's a missile aimed right at this teepee 1001 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:18,210 and any moment, it could go off. 1002 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,213 Boom! 1003 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,835 So don't sweat the small stuff. 1004 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,218 Hang loose. 1005 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:45,812 that's right, ma'am. 1006 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,940 You're never gonna see that bastard alive again 1007 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,782 unless that quarter million is in the shopping bag 1008 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,119 in Oklahoma city. 1009 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,659 Well, write down what I say, bird brain. 1010 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:58,329 Oklahoma city, the zoo, sure. 1011 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,453 The public zoo, how many zoos are there? 1012 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:01,453 The old zoo or the new zoo? 1013 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:02,500 The old zoo. 1014 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,248 [Shawn the old zoo. 1015 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:05,089 Polar bear. 1016 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,583 By the polar bear cages. 1017 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:08,719 Four P.M. 1018 00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,217 No, tomorrow. Not tonight. 1019 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,886 And if there's any police, 1020 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,224 if there's any police... 1021 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,093 Cheeseburgers' day and ketchup. 1022 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,890 Your husband's gonna look like a thousand 1023 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,980 cheeseburgers smothered in ketchup. 1024 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,189 Stomped on, too. 1025 00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:04,479 What you got there, Marvin? 1026 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,976 Some dirty pics, maybe? 1027 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,478 You up to your old tricks? 1028 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,569 Hardy har har. 1029 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,032 Remember that wedding chapel that got knocked over? 1030 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,446 Sad gray blue. 1031 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,409 What Lucinda? 1032 00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:17,029 That's the kidnapped sheriff. 1033 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,905 The guy with the grand ole opry costume on. 1034 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:22,159 That's the guy from Texas, you damn noodnick. 1035 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,159 Better get rid of these. 1036 00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:24,832 Aw, get your cheeks in gear, Marvin. 1037 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,250 Maybe there's a reward. 1038 00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:32,048 Lucinda, you look amazing. 1039 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,802 '58 Chevrolet at your local 1040 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,471 authorized Chevrolet dealers now. 1041 00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:13,127 it can't be Jim Bob. 1042 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,878 Now Ellie Mae, you know that's Jim Bob 1043 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,552 and he got married to that blonde lady. 1044 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,174 = it is Jim Bob. 1045 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:22,804 This is just some crazy stunt of Jim Bob's. 1046 00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:25,271 He's always foolin' around, wilber. 1047 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,357 I mean, I remember when you fooled around. 1048 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,854 Who is that prize hooker, you tell me that. 1049 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,982 He married her in Las Vegas. 1050 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,108 He did, Mrs. trotter. 1051 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,119 No doubt about it. 1052 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:39,577 You shut your mouth! 1053 00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,661 You're supposed to be from the FBI. 1054 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,781 You're not supposed to talk dirty. 1055 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,499 My husband is a married man. 1056 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,710 He is gloriously happy. 1057 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,044 Ellie Mae, you just saved yourself 1058 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:50,004 a quarter million dollars. 1059 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:51,714 My husband loves me. 1060 00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:53,629 He loves his boys. 1061 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,468 Who's that filthy woman? 1062 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,383 Well, she don't exactly look like she's kidnapping 1063 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:59,006 old Jim Bob, now do she? 1064 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,017 Wilber, leave! 1065 00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,513 Don't just stand there, get out of here. 1066 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:08,061 You, too, mister FBI man. 1067 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:08,853 You get out of here. 1068 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,724 You stop pacing around. 1069 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:11,567 You get out of here. 1070 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,107 You leave me alone. 1071 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,925 Bastard had better just damn well show up. 1072 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:20,591 I doubt if he's dumb enough to show up in person. 1073 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:21,964 He was dumb enough to get married. 1074 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,010 Twice. 1075 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,599 = you saw the first one. 1076 00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:26,844 Got to be an improvement on the first one. 1077 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:50,458 What the hell is that? 1078 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,462 Shhhhh 1079 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,226 Hee hee hee 1080 01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,318 that's a little old lady. 1081 01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:19,028 What in the hell's going on here. 1082 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,773 Come to mama, baby. 1083 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,448 Alright, little old lady. 1084 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,695 Grab for the sky. 1085 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,571 Run sweethearts, run! 1086 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,957 It's a trap! 1087 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,334 Bertha! 1088 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,206 Bursting full, heaven sake of me. 1089 01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,174 Bertha! 1090 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,393 Oh my. 1091 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,265 hold it, freeze. 1092 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,095 Mama, stop! 1093 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:29,711 Fire men, fire! 1094 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,569 She's comin' through! 1095 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,908 Run for it, men! 1096 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,248 There, there they come. 1097 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,677 Mama! 1098 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,681 Mama! 1099 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,265 Get in the car, get in the car. 1100 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,638 Come on, help me get her in. 1101 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,620 I can't believe it. 1102 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:42,663 I just can't. 1103 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:47,206 They got her in a damn zoo. 1104 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,217 On her birthday. 1105 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:51,925 That old lady loved me. 1106 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,136 I mean really. 1107 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,720 It think she did. 1108 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,511 Jim Bob was the only man that ever married me. 1109 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,976 Even if it wasn't for real, we said the words. 1110 01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:01,594 I know, honey. 1111 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,143 We're on the Jerusalem aren't we, mama? 1112 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,936 We're in Arkansas, child. 1113 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,775 We're going to Jerusalem. 1114 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:10,361 I wanted to really marry Jim Bob 1115 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,775 only now he's dead. =- well. 1116 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,446 Mama, you want some beef jerky. 1117 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:18,536 Well, if god is my witness, melba, 1118 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,407 them people is going to pay. 1119 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:25,206 Same as mudde's gonna pay and he's gonna pay 1120 01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:27,454 for Jim Bob and Bertha, too. 1121 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,759 On behalf of Jim Bob, Bertha especially, 1122 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:36,095 why don't we all say a little prayer or somethin'. 1123 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,010 Let's yell for Jim Bob. 1124 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:39,598 Well, let's just Bertha. 1125 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,138 Yell 'em into heaven. 1126 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:43,057 Yay, Jim Bob! 1127 01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,064 Yay, Bertha! 1128 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,900 Told me that he would buy me 1129 01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:59,903 a rubber Dolly if I be good. 1130 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,122 Now don't you tell her 1131 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,162 I get a fellar, 1132 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:07,957 look, children, look, look, 1133 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,548 this here is the land. 1134 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,381 That's right. 1135 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:16,503 And the good lord, Jesus, Rose from land like this. 1136 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:17,344 Amen. 1137 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:20,465 And the most important fact is, 1138 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,887 it's pretty. 1139 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,011 Mamma, you can cry now if you want to. 1140 01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:25,637 It's been 30 years. 1141 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,604 And I'm gonna cry. 1142 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,645 And if you wanna, you can laugh, 1143 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,984 cuz' that's alright, too. 1144 01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:41,368 Just a minute. 1145 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:46,332 You try to tell me that this here is Jerusalem, Arkansas? 1146 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,867 It is, mama. 1147 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,336 Maw, what do you think we've been driving for... 1148 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,921 Oh bull crap! 1149 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:56,669 What kind of a dumb hick you take me for. 1150 01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:59,216 Ain't any of you can drive or read a map. 1151 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,429 We're, we're back in long beach. 1152 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,927 Well, maybe the town's changed. 1153 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:10,023 No, why would anybody wanna do a thing like that. 1154 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,891 Change Jerusalem. 1155 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:13,859 It was a nice town. 1156 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:17,734 = our little house is sittin' there waitin' for us, mama. 1157 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,028 Our hill out in back. 1158 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,651 My apple tree must be huge by now. 1159 01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:26,281 Don't you try to cheer me up now, melba. 1160 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,624 I lost everything a girl ever had 1161 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,038 or ever wanted to have. 1162 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:35,165 Oh, poor Jim Bob's back there somewhere dead. 1163 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,005 Well now, alright. 1164 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,627 Alright now, children 1165 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:43,598 we're going straight out to the cemetery 1166 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,592 and then on to the farm. 1167 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:09,954 It know he's out here somewhere. 1168 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,249 But who the hell are the rest of these sons of bitches. 1169 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,130 They're dead, mama. 1170 01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:18,716 They're just packin' 'em in like there's no tomorrow. 1171 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,464 Why this here field was just covered with, 1172 01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:28,434 just covered with daisies and corn flowers. 1173 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,224 Here, take a deep drink, mama. 1174 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,768 Bring that other bottle, snake. 1175 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,640 We're going hikin' up into heaven. 1176 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,194 I'd give my right arm for a long beach pizza. 1177 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,198 For a real taco. 1178 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,659 I hope mama sheba can get the farm. 1179 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:47,620 But we are hunted, wanted criminals. 1180 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,580 Yeah, we're all gonna end up in jail, too. 1181 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,949 We ain't goin' to jail. 1182 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,960 Nobody's going to jail. 1183 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:59,708 Where the grapes of wrath is stored. 1184 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:04,175 He hath loosed the fateful lightning 1185 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:09,176 of his terrible swift sword. 1186 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,182 His truth is marchin' on. 1187 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,240 Can't be. 1188 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,447 They can't bury that dirty cock roach 1189 01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:30,447 in the same sacred soil you're daddy's buried in. 1190 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,705 He was so full of crap, his eyes was brown. 1191 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:40,884 Daniel. 1192 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,300 I'm home, Daniel. 1193 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,894 Ti come back to the Stokes land 1194 01:09:58,069 --> 01:09:59,775 and I've brung the family. 1195 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,190 Now, this here is Shawn 1196 01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,109 and our baby, Cheryl. 1197 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:12,497 And old snake, there. 1198 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,412 And here's your baby, melba. 1199 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:22,165 Well say something to your daddy, melba. 1200 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:25,634 J buy me a new Dolly if I be good 7 1201 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:29,652 On Stokes land, mama. 1202 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:35,329 And we're drunk as a pair of queens. 1203 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,073 Here you finish this, honey. 1204 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:39,075 Oh, you always give me the best white lightenin' 1205 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,826 whenever I had the... 1206 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:41,748 And you never, 1207 01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:45,248 you never missed one day of school. 1208 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:46,965 You was an honor student. 1209 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:50,256 Then my bossoms started showin'. 1210 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,846 Happy and blessed. 1211 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:57,264 Oh, I know if love is free on this land. 1212 01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:03,391 Mama, they added on to our little house. 1213 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,234 They put a new roof on it. 1214 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,150 Mama, wait. 1215 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,897 Cheryl, Cheryl! 1216 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:17,948 The most important thing in the world is mercy, 1217 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:19,620 'cept for one other thing. 1218 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,288 That's stayin' alive. 1219 01:12:21,295 --> 01:12:23,377 You gotta look out for yourself 1220 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,713 and for that little Stokes growin' inside of you. 1221 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,172 Is that from the good book, mama? 1222 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,507 That's from my book. 1223 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,547 You stay right here, don't you kids move. 1224 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:32,799 You stay right there. 1225 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:05,711 My, they sure keep this grass up nice. 1226 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,376 It's like velvet, mama. 1227 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,669 Must keep a lot of cows. 1228 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:12,714 Well, you better watch out for them cow pies. 1229 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,804 Sure keep it up nice. 1230 01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:17,469 You don't have to worry about no cow pies. 1231 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,262 Now what the hell is this? 1232 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:22,522 Oh. 1233 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,897 Mudde weddin'? 1234 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,517 Ladies and gentlemen, 1235 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:31,771 I give you Mr. and Mrs. Clarence mudde, Jr. 1236 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,398 I only wish you poor father was here to see this day. 1237 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,823 Mr. Clarence mudde. = oh. 1238 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:44,075 Junior, the law is the law. 1239 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,421 God bless you, melba. 1240 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,540 Hee hee. 1241 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:53,293 He bares a liken to his daddy. 1242 01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:54,840 Don't he just. 1243 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,178 Mama. 1244 01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:04,054 Now look here, Mr. mudde. 1245 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:07,148 Ti don't care about no bank note. 1246 01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:09,437 You are officially evicted 1247 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:14,234 from this here land, Stokes land. 1248 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,651 This is outrageous! 1249 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,490 What is the meaning of this? 1250 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:17,279 If you don't like it, 1251 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,447 you can just get out of our party! 1252 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,490 Go on, get out! 1253 01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:22,204 No wait, wait a minute! 1254 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:30,966 Not yet! 1255 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,227 We have to kill those cops. 1256 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,187 Cheryl, you gotta say it. 1257 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:49,182 You gotta tell us, it's your blood. 1258 01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,650 It's me, it's my blood. 1259 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,394 Mama told me what to do. 1260 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:54,406 She told me. 1261 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:56,613 Come on, come on! 1262 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,068 Now you know the law 1263 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:01,364 and I know the law. 1264 01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:02,578 And if you don't, 1265 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:06,950 you're gonna get this right between your eyes. 1266 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:08,701 Don't those guns, ladies! 1267 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,337 You just don't understand! 1268 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,804 Mama! 1269 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:24,346 I'm the land lady of this particular land! 1270 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,187 Mama! 1271 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:30,525 Mama! 1272 01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:33,069 Mama! 1273 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,863 Mama! 1274 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,324 Mama! 1275 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,368 Oh god! 1276 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,664 Oh my family's sure got style, don't they. 1277 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:47,667 Come on! 1278 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,133 Here's your burger 1279 01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:32,185 and here's your change. 1280 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,980 Got the mustard, here's the mustard. 1281 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,232 Here's the buns. 1282 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,153 Where are those French fries? 1283 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:45,991 Comin', just a minute. 1284 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:46,995 Comin' right up. 1285 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:49,950 Here you go. 1286 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,788 Melba trotter? 1287 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:54,454 Your three weeks are up, money's due. 1288 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,371 I'd like to have it please. 1289 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:58,246 Oh, Mr. Roberts. 1290 01:17:58,257 --> 01:17:59,087 I got the money. 1291 01:17:59,091 --> 01:17:59,921 Pastrami, please. 1292 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:01,290 I got $67 right here for you 1293 01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:02,462 is that my hotdog right there? 1294 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:05,085 And that'll get us started and then, 1295 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,801 here's a 20, 40, 50. 1296 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,095 People are bringing in more money. 1297 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:15,016 Oh thank you. 1298 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:18,141 That's 51, 56, 61, 66, 67, 68 dollars. 81360

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