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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,201 Would you take a complete stranger 2 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:36,829 in your home in the middle of a global pandemic? 3 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,665 It seems like a risky decision, but you're about to meet 4 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,959 two men who did just that. 5 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,878 The man they took in? 6 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,796 Borat sagdiyev, 7 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,340 a disgraced journalist from Kazakhstan who was looking 8 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:51,969 for his daughter and a chance at redemption. 9 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,180 As stay-at-home orders were issued around the country, 10 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,682 these men were confined together, 11 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:59,477 completely cut off from the outside world. 12 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,312 Our cameras were there to capture 13 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,813 their unforgettable experience, 14 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,316 which you're about to see tonight. 15 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,402 This is American lockdown. 16 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,371 It's just been announced that the state 17 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,290 has ordered a lockdown to curb 18 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,875 the growing covid infection rate, 19 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,127 and Jim and Jerry eagerly await 20 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,588 the arrival of their new housemate. 21 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,758 Stacey Abrams. I tell you what. 22 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,844 If there's anybody that needs to be out of politics, 23 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,679 that bitch needs to be gone. 24 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,057 Well, I was born and raised in Montana. 25 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,434 I'm conservative, of course. 26 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,646 Gun-toting, all-American. 27 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,731 I don't put up with the bullshit. 28 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,108 She is what I would call "radical." 29 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,611 Well, when she lost the governor's race in Georgia... 30 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,863 - Yeah. - She wouldn't... She wouldn't secede 31 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,448 the election. 32 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:57,201 She ain't no different than damn pelosi 33 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,911 or Maxine waters. 34 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,497 The Democrats, with this coronavirus... 35 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,999 I believe that their agenda is... 36 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,210 Is to try to take over the country. 37 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,128 I'm not one that's going to stand for that. 38 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,673 And I'm sure there's a lot more people out here 39 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,508 that think just the way I do. 40 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,344 While Jim and Jerry finish prepping dinner, 41 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,388 borat makes his way to the house. 42 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,557 Jagshemash! My name borat. 43 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,017 I just your average guy trying to deliver 44 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,312 his 15-year-old daughter to Rudolph giuliani. 45 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,022 Same old, same old. 46 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,526 Watch your step. 47 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,363 - Hello? - How are you? 48 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,866 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 49 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,492 Nice to meet you. 50 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,452 Okay. 51 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,580 Yes. Very nice. 52 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,665 It is very nice. 53 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,375 The men take some time 54 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,043 to show borat around the house. 55 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,962 And then there's bathrooms all over, 56 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,256 - so if you need a bathroom... - Yes. 57 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,134 - There's plenty of them. - I know how to use. 58 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,678 I have used a toilet seven times. 59 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,431 Three times successfully. 60 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,018 One time liquid, one time solid, 61 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,521 one time just brown rain from my back pussy. 62 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:09,690 There's some beers up in here, if you want beer. 63 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,609 You can get shitfaced if you want. 64 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,861 What? Did I get a shit on my face? 65 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,073 - No. I mean get drunk. - Ah, yes. 66 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:20,075 It's... it means... never mind. 67 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,452 - But anyway... - Yes. 68 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,370 Yeah, it's-it's a joke. 69 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,414 I, uh... 70 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,834 Want to stay here, but I want to find my daughter. 71 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:30,127 Where is she? 72 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,046 I do not know. 73 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,506 - She, uh, run away. - Mm-hmm. 74 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,258 You want this book? 75 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,218 - Hey! - Take it. I hate it. 76 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,345 And I hate you. 77 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,388 And I will never see you again. 78 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,182 No! 79 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,391 My daughter! 80 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:45,976 Tutar! 81 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:50,189 If I do not find her, 82 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,066 my government... 83 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,276 - They will take two cow... - Right. 84 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,279 Attach chain to my leg attached to the cow, 85 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:01,033 the cow will follow a uzbek 86 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,452 - with a turnip in his anoos. - Mm-hmm. 87 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,496 Try to eat it. 88 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,998 - Pull me apart. - Mm. 89 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,417 And I must walk on my chram 90 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:13,170 - for the rest of my life. - Yeah. Yeah. 91 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,965 Hmm. 92 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,633 Well, I'm a little confused on this one, 93 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,010 how we would help you with that. 94 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:23,889 Um... um... 95 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:27,351 How long must we be stuck in here? 96 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,436 Well, don't know for sure. 97 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,855 Till this covid-19 thing passes. 98 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,733 - Are you familiar with that? - No. What is this? 99 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,777 Okay, that is a virus 100 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,071 that was, um... 101 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,449 It was developed in China. Wuhan, China. 102 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:45,577 - Are you familiar with that place? - What a wuhan? 103 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:48,330 - At a lab in wuhan, China. - No. What...? 104 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,208 They made a virus that kills people. 105 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,419 So that means that you have to be locked down, 106 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,670 you can't go out. 107 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,047 Um, and... 108 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,590 Uh, what else is there? 109 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,677 - What I would say is... - Yes. 110 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,972 Your Democrats are trying to brainwash people. 111 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,266 They're saying that we shouldn't be at work, 112 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,227 and I feel like, that they helped the Chinese create this. 113 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,563 - Correct. - The Democrats... 114 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,898 It's nowhere near as bad as what they claim it is. 115 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,068 If it was, hundreds of thousands of people would be dead already. 116 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:21,321 I think with the Democrats and with Obama, 117 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:24,366 and I think it goes back to the Clintons, 118 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,661 - when they were also in office. - This Clinton... 119 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,663 They make this plague? 120 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,040 - Yes. - Yes. 121 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,208 - Not nice. - Clintons are very evil. 122 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,501 Extremely evil. 123 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,046 Supposedly, they torture these kids. 124 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,882 Well, what it does is it, 125 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,426 um, it gets their adrenaline flowing 126 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,094 - in their body. - Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,181 Then they take that out of their adrenal glands, 128 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,476 and then they drink their blood or that... that out of their... 129 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,352 I've heard about things like that. 130 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,606 Uh, Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children? 131 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,399 - That's what we've heard. - Yes? 132 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,568 - I've heard. - It's... it's been said. 133 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,570 So, probably is true. 134 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,280 - I wouldn't doubt it. - Well, it could very well be. 135 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,075 I don't know how much you know about bill gates. 136 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,160 - Bill gates? - You know these pallets of bricks 137 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,995 - that are being thrown at the cops? - Yeah. 138 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,371 You know who owns that? 139 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,998 - Bill gates. - Yeah. 140 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,583 Bill gates makes gates? 141 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,001 He makes bricks. 142 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,170 Why is he not called bill bricks? 143 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,465 Because he made computers, but he owns a big stake... 144 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,175 Why he not called bill computers? 145 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,928 Uh, because his name was gates. 146 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,430 What do you think about what the bill gates 147 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,725 and what, uh, the virus? I mean, the vaccine? 148 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:34,686 I refuse. It's not going to happen. 149 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,356 It's like they've been... He's been running 150 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,274 - the chip in Africa. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,193 - Yes. - And testing it over there 152 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,028 through vaccines. 153 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:45,906 I understand when he did a bunch of those vaccines over there, 154 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,783 he killed a bunch of people with them. 155 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,911 Nobody is going to change my mind about... 156 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,247 About the way I feel about things, 157 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:57,751 and, uh, like I say, I've gotten stronger in my convictions. 158 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,587 With a lot of the vaccines they're doing over there... 159 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,006 - Mm-hmm. - That he's putting the chips in, 160 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,883 - experimenting to see... - In the oil? 161 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,719 - No. In the vaccine shots. - In the people. 162 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:09,888 - Put the chip in the needle? - Yes. 163 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,307 - Yes. - And where they put the fish? 164 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,226 - There's no fish. - There's no fish. 165 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,978 But fish and chip. It's nice. 166 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,230 - It's... it's, uh, the chip... - In England. 167 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,315 - Not in America. Fish and chip. - Okay. 168 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,860 - Right. - In America, just the chip. 169 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,486 Hamburger. 170 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:27,072 I suppose we better wind her down for the night 171 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,116 and go to bed. 172 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,534 Well, you get some rest. 173 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,119 - Thank you very much. - You betcha. 174 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,495 - Good night. - We'll see you in the morning. 175 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,372 - Yes. - Good night, buddy. Yep. 176 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,166 - What? - Good night. 177 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,042 Ah, yes. Good night. 178 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,335 Good night, bud. 179 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,754 - What? - Good night. 180 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,590 - Good night. - Sleep good. 181 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,842 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,093 Hmm? 183 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,970 Talk to you tomorrow. 184 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,055 - Oh. Okay. - All right, buddy. 185 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,808 What do you say? 186 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,101 Okay. 187 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,353 - Okay. - Talk to you tomorrow. 188 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,397 I did not hear. 189 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,940 Talk to you tomorrow. 190 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,525 - Talk to you tomorrow about... - Yep. 191 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,860 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 192 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,361 - Tomorrow. - See you in the morning. 193 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,322 - What? - See you in the morning. Good night. 194 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,032 Good night. Thank you. 195 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,869 All right. 196 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,329 What? 197 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,841 It's day two in the lockdown house, 198 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,593 and the boys are making breakfast. 199 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,473 It says on here, uh, 200 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,850 the majority of people don't... 201 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,853 Don't, uh, support using taxpayer money for reparations 202 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,939 but half of the black people do. 203 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,191 Imagine that. 204 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,611 That's something like I've always said and thought. 205 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,697 Man, I wish to hell I could have my own damn TV show 206 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,616 where I could talk about certain things and... 207 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,159 Yeah, I'd like to have a blog... 208 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:55,994 Put certain things on the air 209 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:59,206 - that a lot of these stations won't. - Yeah. Absolutely. 210 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:02,042 I would like to open a conservative site. 211 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,253 You know, to compete against Google and whatnot. 212 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,421 - He was... good morning. - Morning. 213 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,757 What this? 214 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,176 This is a thing called Alexa. 215 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,262 And we tell her what we want, 216 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,763 - and she gets it. - Hmm? 217 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,431 Then they deliver it to the house. 218 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,725 - Yeah. - Hmm. I don't know that. 219 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,395 There is a woman in here? 220 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,605 - Uh, no. - So a wizard 221 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,691 - did not shrink a woman? - No, no, no, no. - No. 222 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,567 - Ah. There is no woman in there. - No, no. 223 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,736 - No. - What about a fairy? 224 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,821 No. 225 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,948 No such thing as a fairy. 226 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,908 Mm. 227 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,034 Okay. 228 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,703 Say, let me see this list here. 229 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,246 Okay. 230 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,290 Oh, yeah. We need some... I need some diet coke. 231 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:44,584 - So... some what? Diet coke? - Diet coke. Yeah. 232 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,461 So, you want the brown bottle beer? 233 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,171 - Mm. - Okay. Alexa. 234 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:54,011 I need a six-pack of bud light longnecks. 235 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,388 Can you get that? 236 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,807 The top result is foldable Bluetooth headset, 237 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:02,019 airpro lightweight retractable Bluetooth headphones 238 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,729 - for sports and exercise. - Where'd that come from? 239 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,106 - What this woman talk about? - $29.98. 240 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,358 With delivery by July 1st. 241 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,153 I added it to your Amazon cart for review. 242 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,488 To purchase, say "buy it now." 243 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,324 Cancel order. 244 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,160 Alexa, cancel order. 245 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,913 Your last Amazon order cannot be canceled. 246 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:25,000 For details, go to your orders on Amazon. 247 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,919 Maybe she is angry 248 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:31,506 because she want that you let her out a bit from her cage. 249 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:36,053 This tiny woman Alexa that Jim and Jerry have capture 250 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,388 have very alluring voice. 251 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,474 Wawaweewa. 252 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:44,227 I think she is make a flirt on me. 253 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:48,774 Because we are locking down, very important 254 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,234 to, uh, release fluid 255 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,195 - from your chram. - Mm-hmm. 256 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:57,532 Very important not to keep the testes such a liquid because 257 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534 it make you aggressive like a bull. 258 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,828 Um... 259 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,874 So, um... 260 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,501 Okay. 261 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,046 I know very much about being locked inside with mens. 262 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:15,717 After all, I was put in jail for making my last movie film. 263 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,720 During the trial of it, I was found guilty 264 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,348 of many hate crimes as well, 265 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,893 which got my sentenced reduced by 70 years. 266 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,562 Men in jail... 267 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,650 If they do not, uh, release the liquid by themselves, 268 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,112 they either very fighting 269 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:39,282 or they try to make sexy time on the other men. 270 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,827 - Oh, no. - Can we please agree 271 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,747 we will not make bang-bang-bang in each other's anoos? 272 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,916 We can agree on that. 273 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,001 - I'm with you, brother. - Good. 274 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,920 - We can agree. - Yeah, don't even... 275 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,088 Yeah. 276 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,714 - No. - Oh, my god. 277 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,258 I swear to you 278 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,761 that I will not make, uh, sexy time 279 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:03,932 in any your anoos or mouth 280 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,060 or west ear or east ear 281 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:10,772 or west nostril or east nostril. 282 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,732 I swear. 283 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,776 I swear the same thing. 284 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,656 I very worried that Tom and Jerry 285 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,908 are going to make entry of me, 286 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,952 so I take precautions. 287 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,914 I going to place this inside entrance of my anoos. 288 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:31,626 If they try to make entry, it will shatter 289 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,088 and the tweeting of the bird inside will alert me. 290 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,799 It's day three, and borat is checking 291 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,051 to see if his egg is intact. 292 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,933 Great success. 293 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,935 You have not been broken. 294 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,396 I will return you to refrigerator. 295 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,203 Mmm. 296 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,704 Very important 297 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,165 when you are in lockdown to exercise. 298 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,626 In accordance with Kazakh law, 299 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,295 I normally exercise totally nude, 300 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,714 but so as not to arouse my buddies, 301 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,592 I will wear something over my chram. 302 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,354 You know, I refuse to take part in mail-in ballots. 303 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,064 - It's just bullshit. - Right? 304 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,067 It's the easiest way for them to cheat, 305 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,183 and they're going to do it if they can. 306 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,236 Yeah. 307 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,113 If we let 'em get away with it, then that's what's gonna happen. 308 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,574 Protestors gathered in... 309 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,785 Front of what they claimed was 310 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,538 a Washington, D.C. councilman's home Thursday night 311 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:54,626 to call for more substantial police reforms and budget cuts. 312 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,086 Really? 313 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,005 So they're going to his house? 314 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,715 Yeah. 315 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,592 I'll guarantee you one thing. If I were, 316 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,010 if they were, if they were in my front yard, 317 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,137 I'd be standing out there 318 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,639 - with my ar. - Right? 319 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,848 And I'd be saying, the first one 320 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,351 that steps over the line is done. 321 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,644 - Right? - I'd do it. 322 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,064 Huh. Wow. 323 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,150 I very happy to be 324 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,820 a lockdown with my buddies. 325 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,946 Yep. 326 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,364 It makes it easier. 327 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,825 What music you like? 328 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,411 - Country music. - Oh! 329 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,580 - I know country song. - Yeah? 330 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,789 You want? 331 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,374 - You can play? - Yes. 332 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,959 - Oh. - A little bit. 333 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,836 Yeah. Let's hear it. 334 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,505 Sammy dutbayev was not complimentary 335 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,674 about our secretary of state, 336 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,511 so he was drowned in the tinshein swimming pool. 337 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,015 Vieshlo anashlo was not very complimentary 338 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,601 of the chairman of the council of ministers 339 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,479 he too was drowned in the award- winning tinshein swimming pool. 340 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,148 Pretty good. 341 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,442 Lily utmarken was not very complimentary 342 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,611 of the minister of railway, coal, and medicine 343 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:06,489 she was drown to death in our award-winning swimming pool. 344 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,991 Very good. 345 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,911 Our swimming pool won an award. 346 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,081 I like it. 347 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,958 - You know this song? - No. 348 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,252 - No. - It's about... 349 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,588 - Very bad people in my country. - Mm-hmm. 350 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,882 Trying to stop people's freedom. 351 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,302 That's exactly what we're talking about. 352 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,221 So, who would it be in... 353 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,058 If I decide to do this in America? 354 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,101 Obama would be really great. 355 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,270 - Ah. Oh... - Hillary Clinton. 356 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,651 She's a pain in the ass.- 357 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,530 right.- 358 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,782 what? 359 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,909 She can kiss my ass. 360 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,453 ♪ Hillary Clinton, pain in the ass ♪ 361 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,997 Yeah.- 362 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,541 yeah. 363 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,211 Sounds good to me. 364 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,633 Obama was a traitor. 365 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,263 America, he did hate her. 366 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,183 - Yeah. - ♪ America, he hate her ♪ 367 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,341 There you go. That's good. I like that. 368 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,435 Yeah, that's good. 369 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,646 - That's good. - Say, "you can put 'em in jail." 370 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,484 - Yep. - Is he in jail? 371 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,236 No, but I hope so soon. 372 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,072 Should we... dance? 373 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,865 - No. That's okay. - No. 374 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,284 Good night. 375 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,996 Alexa, who trap you in this tower? 376 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,374 Was it Jim or Jerry? 377 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,627 I think it was Jerry. He have a wizard's beard. 378 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,879 Hmm. I don't know that. 379 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,966 Why you say you do not know that, Alexa? 380 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,927 Hmm. I'm not sure. 381 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,887 Why not? 382 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,223 There are some things that I just can't do yet. 383 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,559 And explaining why is one of those things. 384 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,563 Is it because your brain is small like chicken? 385 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,400 This is not a deal breaker for me. 386 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:10,363 Alexa, if I stroke your tower, can you feel it inside? 387 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,241 Hmm. I don't know that one. 388 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,118 What in the fuck? 389 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,078 Alexa, enough talking. 390 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,497 Let make sexy time. 391 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,542 It's day four. Jim has taken it upon himself 392 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,336 to write new lyrics for borat's song. 393 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,007 It's called "the Chinese virus song." 394 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,508 - Yes. - All right. 395 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,969 Obama... 396 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,889 Is a traitor. America, he does hate her. 397 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,975 In jail he should be, so Americans can see 398 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,519 what a piece of shit he'll always be. 399 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,481 Yes. Yeah. 400 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,943 - Hillary... - He eats the shit. 401 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,112 - Yeah. - Hillary Clinton tried 402 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,200 and tried to beat trump and get her... and got her ass fried. 403 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,076 Now we have biden, 404 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,120 who the media is saying 405 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,414 his lead is beginning to widen. 406 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,000 In the basement he shall remain. 407 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,461 If he comes out to work, 408 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:10,006 it'll prove he has no, uh, perk. 409 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,842 - Yes. Very good poetry. - Yeah. 410 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,010 - Yeah. - Yeah. 411 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,224 How many more days I can stay with you buddies? 412 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,353 Well, we'll just have to see how things go. 413 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,732 Best time I had in last 14 years. 414 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,859 - I've learned a lot from you. - Yeah. 415 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,153 I've learned a lot about your guys's country. 416 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,030 - Thank you. - Which kind of scares me 417 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,657 a little bit because... 418 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,493 The people in our country want to go that direction, 419 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,746 and you tell me what's happening in your country. 420 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,166 - That should wake anybody up. - Yeah. 421 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:49,963 If you let... this biden win, 422 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:54,843 soon you will have torture of people pulling them by cows, 423 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,334 pulling their legs apart, and their chrams... 424 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,762 Yes. 425 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,098 - Slice in two like a pebble. - Yeah. 426 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,225 We look at... 427 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,436 A gentleman that came from a communist country, essentially. 428 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,313 From my perspective, 429 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,567 listening to that makes me even stronger 430 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,776 in my convictions... 431 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,528 Ow! Wawaweewa! 432 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,321 ...that I don't want that. 433 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,949 How do you think about trump and what he's trying to do? 434 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,911 - I think he's a glorious leader. - Yeah? 435 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,330 - Right. - Also, that he is ladies' man. 436 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,707 That he grab a pussy. 437 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,917 - Yes. - Yes. 438 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,920 Our premier nazarbayev, he grab a lot. 439 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,797 - Yes. - Well, yeah. I suppose. 440 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,341 - He allowed to. - He can do whatever he wants, right? 441 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,801 Why not? 442 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,596 Well, in America you can't do that to women. 443 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,306 Hmm. Why not? 444 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,433 Um, because... 445 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,602 Women are equal to men. 446 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,272 We believe that women can, um, 447 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,650 do whatever we want, they can think the way that we do. 448 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,776 The women here have rights. 449 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,486 What?! 450 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,696 They can do whatever they want. 451 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,743 They have a brain like we have a brain. 452 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,286 - They can speak. - Yes. 453 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,496 They can do things like us, like a man does. 454 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:10,043 These liberal snowflakes have crazy ideas about womens. 455 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,378 But the brain is different, is smaller 456 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,214 - to allow the room for the baby. - No. 457 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,384 No. A woman's brain is not. 458 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,730 But the brain's smaller, so the baby... 459 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,012 The baby... 460 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,348 Starts very small and get bigger and then go down. 461 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,224 - No, no. - No. 462 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,434 - Until it in the belly. - No, that starts here. 463 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,269 It starts down there. 464 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,729 It doesn't start in their brain. 465 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314 It all starts in the belly. 466 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,151 - Wawaweewa. Very interesting. - So, is this what 467 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,570 - y'all's government tells y'all? - Yes. 468 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,822 They give a book on this. 469 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,366 Wow. 470 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,451 - That's crazy. - Yeah. I show you. 471 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,536 Um, yes... 472 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,914 Uh, so you have a daughter? 473 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,165 Does the government automatically give you 474 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,792 one of these? 475 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,962 When she born, you are given instruction booklet 476 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,590 made by the ministry of agriculture and wildlife. 477 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,176 Wow. 478 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,804 That's insane. 479 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,263 They do show that. 480 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,558 So, the man go inside, 481 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,853 and there are canal that go to the brain. 482 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,647 - That's not true. - They have that in there? 483 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,731 - They're showing that diagram? - They have it in here. 484 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,108 They actually have it in here. 485 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,819 It actually shows it. 486 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,071 - Holy shit. - No shit. 487 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,614 This is not true. 488 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,700 - Really? - Yes. It's absolutely false. 489 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,243 Because this is the... 490 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,453 - No. It's not true. - Holy cow. 491 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,372 - Isn't that crazy? - That is. 492 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,332 - Why is this cr... - Look at that. 493 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,042 I didn’t see those a while ago 494 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,877 - when I looked through there. - Holy crud. 495 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,089 This is Dr. yamak. This is latest medical research. 496 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,467 No, it's not. It's not even close. 497 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,387 It's... it is such a stupid idea. 498 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,347 It's just, um... 499 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,308 It's hard for me to fathom that anybody would even think of it. 500 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,977 This is supposed to be the doctors 501 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,729 with delivery of the baby? 502 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,272 Yes. 503 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,817 The doctor wait for the baby to fall out, 504 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,861 and you have two other doctor do this. 505 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,280 - Well, you don't need that, no. - One in anoos, one in mouth. 506 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,032 This is not true. 507 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,575 Now, what is this? 508 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,412 This is when a woman have, um... the blood. 509 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,124 This is how she insert the mouse inside. 510 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,917 The mouse? 511 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,003 The mouse to take the blood. 512 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,380 - What? - The... the blood. 513 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,466 So, when she's having her menstrual period? 514 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,634 - Moon blood. Yes. - Then you use a mouse? 515 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:24,761 Yes. 516 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,888 Holy shit. 517 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,182 What you have shown us 518 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,267 and explained to us, 519 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,978 - we're sitting here like, "what?" - Yeah. 520 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,356 You were looking at this and thinking "what?" 521 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,816 - Yeah. - We, we look at this... 522 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,693 - You look at this and think "what?" - Yeah. 523 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,903 - This and think "what?" - We look at this and think it's... 524 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,864 It's a lie. That's a... 525 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,866 It's a conspiracy theory. 526 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,576 So the same thing you're thinking 527 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,203 about what we're telling you 528 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,622 is what we think about this, or I do. 529 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,165 Can we do something? 530 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,584 Can I take you over there to the computer? 531 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,825 Or we'll take you over to the computer. 532 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,003 Sure. 533 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,922 And we will show you how it's done. 534 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,800 How-how we're taught. Is that okay? 535 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,635 - Yes. - Okay. Let's do that. 536 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,179 - And we can probably show... - And that way 537 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,141 we can try and teach you what we... we know. 538 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,393 Okay. Where is it? 539 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,146 Wait. What is this? 540 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,856 Oh, that's just a crazy 541 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,109 white-headed old man they call "sleepy Joe." 542 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,111 - Yes. Hold... hold on. - Yeah. 543 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,695 Hold on. Whoa-whoa... 544 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,197 - Mm-hmm. - Wait, wait, wait. 545 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,199 This look like tutar. 546 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,701 Her hair different, but... 547 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,453 This her, this tutar. 548 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,914 Anti-shutdown campaigners 549 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,666 Ashley and Adam Smith 550 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,919 talk about why the country needs to be opened back up. 551 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,546 Do you think it's too much control? 552 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:42,672 This her, this her. 553 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,841 Are you sure that's her? 554 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,260 This is her. This is my un-male son. 555 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,719 Where are your pictures? 556 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:52,348 Can I see your pictures of her, please? 557 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,933 Okay. Just a minute. 558 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,227 There are more pictures I have. Wait, wait, wait. 559 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,023 You know what? 560 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,401 I'll be goddamned if it isn't her. 561 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,529 It does look like it. It does look like it with her... 562 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,072 - Look at that. - And the accent. 563 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,074 And the same... 564 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,577 - She's from a socialist country. - Let me see. Okay. 565 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,620 - It's okay, it's okay. Settle down. - Okay, buddies. 566 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:17,165 - That's the best one we got. - This her. 567 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,709 Holy shit. Look at that. 568 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,419 - This her. - That is her. 569 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,087 It's her. It's her. 570 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,423 I'll be fucked, but that's her. 571 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,674 This is her. 572 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,467 Let me look under... 573 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,094 That is fucking her. 574 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,804 - That is her. - It her. 575 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,764 - That is her. - It her. It her! 576 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,725 Yeah. That's got to be her. 577 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,685 - I mean, look at her. - Screw me in the anoos. This her. 578 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,645 Do you think it's too much control...? 579 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,689 But why she asking them questions? 580 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,524 She's doing journalist work. 581 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,568 She is a... she is a journalist? 582 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,069 If that is her, yes. 583 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,654 Coming from a socialist country, 584 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,406 uh, and... 585 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,991 I know what is socialist 586 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,951 and what socialist government can do. 587 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,037 But it not possible for woman to be journalist. 588 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,664 - Yes, it is. - The brain, the brain, uh... 589 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,374 No, no. You have to forget about that stuff 590 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,792 - for a minute, okay? - Okay. 591 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,003 Because she can do that, okay? 592 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422 She can do what you said she couldn't do. 593 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,925 All right? So if you understand that. 594 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,344 Because you see it with your own eyes that 595 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,095 - she's doing it, correct? - Regardless 596 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,680 of what your government says, 597 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,266 it is an instinct inside you 598 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,061 that you have to be 599 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,979 proud of your child, to love your child. 600 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,732 - It is natural to love your daughter? - Yes. 601 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,442 - Yes. - Of course. 602 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,153 Why not? 603 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,322 Because a daughter is, uh... 604 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,532 - You have a man... - You still don't... 605 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,452 A horse, a kratzouli, a woman... 606 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,871 - No. Let me put it to you... - And then... 607 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,581 No. 608 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:44,210 You have a man, you have a woman. 609 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,254 No. Man, horse... 610 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,672 No. 611 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,382 - Uh, mongoose. - Man. If you're going 612 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,050 - to get your daughter back... - Kratzouli, daughter. 613 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,302 If you're going to get your daughter back, 614 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,596 you have a man, you have a woman. 615 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,515 Okay? They're on the same level. 616 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,934 - The same? - Then you have a horse below that. 617 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,936 - Horse below the woman? - Then whatever else... 618 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,896 Yes. Then whatever else you just said. 619 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,315 I don't even know what half of that stuff is. 620 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,317 Man. Woman. 621 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,860 Kratzouli? 622 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,531 Man and woman are together. 623 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,283 - Horse? Horse? - Everything... no. 624 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,119 No. Horse is down here. 625 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,120 Man and woman are up here. 626 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,413 - Horse. - No. 627 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,747 Hawk? 628 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,792 - Everything is below... - Woman above hawk? 629 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,961 Okay, now, let's... Let's finish this thing up. 630 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,546 What do you think is 631 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,298 the most dangerous disease? 632 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,300 Coronavirus or socialism? 633 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,885 Definitely, uh, socialism. 634 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,220 Definitely. 635 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,139 Socialism by far. 636 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,849 Absolutely. 637 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,934 She's... she did a very good job. 638 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,979 I think you should be very, very proud. 639 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,356 I have three daughters. That's all I have. 640 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,066 I love all three of them. 641 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,278 So, yes. 642 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,488 You have to love your kids. 643 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,116 That's what god gave them to you for. 644 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,868 My heart feel strange. 645 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:03,622 Maybe a cat has laid an egg in me. 646 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,750 Join me here on Saturday. 647 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,085 I will be reporting live from the state's biggest... 648 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,338 Shit. 649 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,673 What, what, what? Where is she? 650 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,384 The 27th. March for our rights rally. 651 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,762 I got to get a pen that fucking works here. 652 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,264 I just want to write this shit down, okay? 653 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:23,392 - The march for... - For our rights. 654 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,728 ...our rights rally. 655 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,856 - Saturday, June 27th. - That's tomorrow. 656 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,149 - What? It's tomorrow? - It's tomorrow. 657 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,484 Please, please. Can we go? 658 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,235 Buddy, buddy, buddy, please, buddy. 659 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,863 We'll-we'll try and figure out how to make it work. 660 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,157 But it's probably less than an hour away. 661 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,201 - She is close? - Yes. 662 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,036 - Yes. - Please. We go. 663 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,663 Can we go out of lockdown and find her? 664 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,290 I would think so. 665 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,876 - But if she see me... - I know. That's what I just said. 666 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,087 Then she will run the moment she see my face. 667 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,130 Okay. You have to change your appearance. 668 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,965 Do something different with your hair. 669 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,675 - Yes. - Wear different clothes. 670 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,344 You think I should change 671 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,096 - my appearance? - Yes. 672 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,308 I am nervous. 673 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,268 That's... so are we. It's okay. 674 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,729 - It's okay to be nervous. - It's okay to be nervous. 675 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:12,400 We got to get up and fight 676 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,111 for this beautiful country of the United States of America. 677 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,072 I don't see very many masks out there. 678 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:21,742 That makes you... that makes you instant criminals right now. 679 00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:23,327 They want to throw you in jail for what you're doing 680 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,829 right here, right now. You understand that? 681 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,834 They're relying that you guys continue to shut up 682 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,169 and sit in your house like good little subjects. 683 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,296 We will not comply. 684 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,590 - Will not comply! - Now you're talking! 685 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:38,509 I going to head up to stage 686 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,095 to see where she is. 687 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,556 We've got to get up and fight, guys. 688 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,226 God bless each and every single one of you. 689 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,187 All right. We've got some great music coming up. 690 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,106 Y'all ready? 691 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,861 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your next act. 692 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,612 Country Steve! 693 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,616 Are you country Steve? 694 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,618 Mm. 695 00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,620 - You bet your asshole I am. - Great. 696 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,085 - There he is. - Oh, my gosh. Look at him. 697 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,214 He's doing it. 698 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,924 I can't believe he's doing it. 699 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,431 So I am looking out 700 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,099 on this very diverse crowd 701 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,226 with every shade of white, 702 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,103 but how will I entertain them? 703 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,439 I wrote this song... 704 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,357 With my two best buddies. 705 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,777 Yeah. Very nice. 706 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:05,012 Yes. 707 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,523 Let hear it! 708 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,701 That's a song we wrote, uh... 709 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,371 - It's a song we wrote. - All right. 710 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,414 So I am the middle of a pandemic 711 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,710 in front of a crowd of singing, maskless qanon supporters, 712 00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,963 all waving machine guns. 713 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,674 I've never felt safer. 714 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,792 I could stay onstage cheering people up 715 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,336 with my racist song all day long, 716 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,713 but I must find tutar 717 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,881 before she fall in love with one 718 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,717 of these handsome patriots. 719 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,345 Over there. She's over there. 720 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,684 Yes. 721 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,248 Okay, journalists. 722 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,542 Are we going to inject them with the wuhan flu? 723 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,044 Or chop 'em up like the saudis do? 724 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,503 Okay. Let's hear it. 725 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,380 Who wants to inject them with the wuhan flu? 726 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,509 Who wants to chop 'em up like the saudis do? 727 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,142 ♪ Chop them up like the saudis do... 728 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,062 Um, he's been doing a really good job. 729 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,730 And the-the coronavirus just happened to come along and... 730 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,441 Excuse me. Can I talk to you? 731 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,860 Are you guys fans of bill gates? 732 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,874 They're going to take two cows, 733 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,627 and they're going to tie them to his... tie ropes to his legs, 734 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,379 and they're going to give them turnips 735 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,091 and they're going to pull him apart by his legs. 736 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,967 That's how they're going to kill him. 737 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,889 What should we do with scientists? 738 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,724 Let's hear it for "feed them to the bears." 739 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,685 Yeah! 740 00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,145 Let's hear it for "gas them up like the Germans." 741 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,024 Okay, let's do "gas them up." 742 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:06,860 Tell him that I will do it. 743 00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:09,697 Your father wanted you to have the book back. 744 00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:17,788 Thank you very much. My name country Steve. 745 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,000 These were the best five days of my life. 746 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,920 As I said goodbye to my buddies, 747 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,881 I wish them very good luck with upcoming election. 748 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:31,093 If biden wins... 749 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,513 We're... we're going to have anarchy in the streets. 750 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,933 I think that the Democrat party... 751 00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,603 ...politicians in general 752 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,732 have underestimated... 753 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,567 The American people. 754 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:50,654 And if there is a problem with the election... 755 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,699 ...um... 756 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,618 I'm not going to say there won't be shooting 757 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,746 because there very well could be. 758 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,164 Um... 759 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:03,333 Now, would that be my choice? No. 760 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,169 Um... 761 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,756 If I thought I had to, yes. 762 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,759 Luckily, Jim and Jerry have promised 763 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:14,928 to meet up with me again on January the 6th 764 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:16,972 outside the capitol. 765 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,766 Chenqui. 766 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,942 ♪ And we've been first... 767 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:31,570 This election was rigged. Everybody knows it. 768 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:38,160 You ain't serving the constitution! 769 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,956 ♪ About the earth being shaped like a ball... 770 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:31,255 Usa! Usa! 771 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:35,509 Okay, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 772 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:39,304 Usa! Usa! 773 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,974 Usa! Usa! 774 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,600 Let's go, guys, let's go. 775 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,686 Let's go. 776 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,855 - Usa! Usa! - Shit. Are we locked? 777 00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:49,398 The doors are locked? 778 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,691 - You should sit down. - Yeah. 779 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,947 No. Hold it. 780 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:01,034 Usa! Usa! Usa! 781 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:02,953 Usa! Usa! 782 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,830 Go, go, go. Go. 783 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,999 Go. Just drive. 784 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,251 Drive. Drive, sir, please. 785 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,922 Oh, are there sirens, yeah...? 786 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,008 Yep. 787 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,808 Are we okay? 788 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,644 Yeah, Dale, I'm in the ambulance. Yeah, that was scary. 789 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:30,439 Just keep going, sir. The only way you'll get in trouble 790 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,232 - is if you stop. - You tell me. 791 00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,109 And then you're going to be in a violent situation. 792 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,111 Right. We can't shoot more, right? 793 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,112 They'd try to kill us. 794 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,113 - Right. - Yeah. 795 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,781 Is everyone else okay? 796 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,533 - I have no idea... - Check everyone... 797 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:43,702 Dale, let me know when everyone is out and okay. 56869

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