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Would you take a complete stranger
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in your home in the middle
of a global pandemic?
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It seems like a risky decision,
but you're about to meet
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two men who did just that.
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The man they took in?
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Borat sagdiyev,
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a disgraced journalist from
Kazakhstan who was looking
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for his daughter and a
chance at redemption.
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As stay-at-home orders were
issued around the country,
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these men were confined together,
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completely cut off from
the outside world.
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Our cameras were there to capture
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their unforgettable experience,
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which you're about to see tonight.
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This is American lockdown.
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It's just been announced that the state
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has ordered a lockdown to curb
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the growing covid infection rate,
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and Jim and Jerry eagerly await
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the arrival of their new housemate.
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Stacey Abrams. I tell you what.
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If there's anybody that needs
to be out of politics,
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that bitch needs to be gone.
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Well, I was born and raised in Montana.
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I'm conservative, of course.
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Gun-toting, all-American.
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I don't put up with the bullshit.
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She is what I would call "radical."
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Well, when she lost the
governor's race in Georgia...
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- Yeah.
- She wouldn't... She wouldn't secede
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the election.
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She ain't no different than damn pelosi
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or Maxine waters.
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The Democrats, with this coronavirus...
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I believe that their agenda is...
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Is to try to take over the country.
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I'm not one that's going
to stand for that.
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And I'm sure there's a
lot more people out here
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that think just the way I do.
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While Jim and Jerry
finish prepping dinner,
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borat makes his way to the house.
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Jagshemash! My name borat.
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I just your average
guy trying to deliver
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his 15-year-old daughter
to Rudolph giuliani.
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Same old, same old.
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Watch your step.
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- Hello?
- How are you?
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
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Nice to meet you.
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Okay.
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Yes. Very nice.
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It is very nice.
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The men take some time
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to show borat around the house.
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And then there's bathrooms all over,
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- so if you need a bathroom...
- Yes.
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- There's plenty of them.
- I know how to use.
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I have used a toilet seven times.
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Three times successfully.
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One time liquid, one time solid,
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one time just brown rain
from my back pussy.
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There's some beers up in
here, if you want beer.
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You can get shitfaced if you want.
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What? Did I get a shit on my face?
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- No. I mean get drunk.
- Ah, yes.
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It's... it means... never mind.
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- But anyway...
- Yes.
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Yeah, it's-it's a joke.
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I, uh...
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Want to stay here, but I
want to find my daughter.
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Where is she?
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I do not know.
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- She, uh, run away.
- Mm-hmm.
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You want this book?
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- Hey!
- Take it. I hate it.
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And I hate you.
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And I will never see you again.
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No!
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My daughter!
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Tutar!
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If I do not find her,
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my government...
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- They will take two cow...
- Right.
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Attach chain to my leg
attached to the cow,
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the cow will follow a uzbek
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- with a turnip in his anoos.
- Mm-hmm.
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Try to eat it.
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- Pull me apart.
- Mm.
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And I must walk on my chram
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- for the rest of my life.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Well, I'm a little
confused on this one,
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how we would help you with that.
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Um... um...
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How long must we be stuck in here?
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Well, don't know for sure.
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Till this covid-19 thing passes.
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- Are you familiar with that?
- No. What is this?
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Okay, that is a virus
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that was, um...
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It was developed in China.
Wuhan, China.
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- Are you familiar with that place?
- What a wuhan?
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- At a lab in wuhan, China.
- No. What...?
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They made a virus that kills people.
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So that means that you
have to be locked down,
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you can't go out.
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Um, and...
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Uh, what else is there?
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- What I would say is...
- Yes.
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Your Democrats are trying
to brainwash people.
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They're saying that we
shouldn't be at work,
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and I feel like, that they
helped the Chinese create this.
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- Correct.
- The Democrats...
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It's nowhere near as bad
as what they claim it is.
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If it was, hundreds of thousands
of people would be dead already.
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I think with the Democrats
and with Obama,
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and I think it goes
back to the Clintons,
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- when they were also in office.
- This Clinton...
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They make this plague?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Not nice.
- Clintons are very evil.
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Extremely evil.
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Supposedly, they torture these kids.
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Well, what it does is it,
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um, it gets their adrenaline flowing
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- in their body.
- Mm-hmm.
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Then they take that out
of their adrenal glands,
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and then they drink their blood
or that... that out of their...
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I've heard about things like that.
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Uh, Hillary Clinton drink
the, uh, blood of children?
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- That's what we've heard.
- Yes?
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- I've heard.
- It's... it's been said.
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So, probably is true.
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- I wouldn't doubt it.
- Well, it could very well be.
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I don't know how much you
know about bill gates.
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- Bill gates?
- You know these pallets of bricks
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- that are being thrown at the cops?
- Yeah.
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You know who owns that?
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- Bill gates.
- Yeah.
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Bill gates makes gates?
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He makes bricks.
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Why is he not called bill bricks?
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Because he made computers,
but he owns a big stake...
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Why he not called bill computers?
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Uh, because his name was gates.
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What do you think about
what the bill gates
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and what, uh, the virus?
I mean, the vaccine?
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I refuse. It's not going to happen.
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It's like they've been...
He's been running
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- the chip in Africa.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yes.
- And testing it over there
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through vaccines.
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I understand when he did a bunch
of those vaccines over there,
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he killed a bunch of people with them.
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Nobody is going to
change my mind about...
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About the way I feel about things,
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and, uh, like I say, I've gotten
stronger in my convictions.
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With a lot of the vaccines
they're doing over there...
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- Mm-hmm.
- That he's putting the chips in,
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- experimenting to see...
- In the oil?
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- No. In the vaccine shots.
- In the people.
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- Put the chip in the needle?
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- And where they put the fish?
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- There's no fish.
- There's no fish.
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But fish and chip. It's nice.
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- It's... it's, uh, the chip...
- In England.
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- Not in America. Fish and chip.
- Okay.
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- Right.
- In America, just the chip.
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Hamburger.
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I suppose we better wind
her down for the night
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and go to bed.
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Well, you get some rest.
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- Thank you very much.
- You betcha.
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- Good night.
- We'll see you in the morning.
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- Yes.
- Good night, buddy. Yep.
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- What?
- Good night.
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Ah, yes. Good night.
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Good night, bud.
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- What?
- Good night.
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- Good night.
- Sleep good.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hmm?
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Talk to you tomorrow.
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- Oh. Okay.
- All right, buddy.
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What do you say?
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Talk to you tomorrow.
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I did not hear.
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Talk to you tomorrow.
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- Talk to you tomorrow about...
- Yep.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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- Tomorrow.
- See you in the morning.
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- What?
- See you in the morning. Good night.
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Good night. Thank you.
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All right.
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What?
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It's day two in the lockdown house,
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and the boys are making breakfast.
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It says on here, uh,
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the majority of people don't...
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Don't, uh, support using
taxpayer money for reparations
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but half of the black people do.
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Imagine that.
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That's something like I've
always said and thought.
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Man, I wish to hell I could
have my own damn TV show
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where I could talk about
certain things and...
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Yeah, I'd like to have a blog...
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Put certain things on the air
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- that a lot of these stations won't.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
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I would like to open
a conservative site.
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You know, to compete against
Google and whatnot.
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- He was... good morning.
- Morning.
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What this?
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This is a thing called Alexa.
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And we tell her what we want,
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- and she gets it.
- Hmm?
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Then they deliver it to the house.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm. I don't know that.
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There is a woman in here?
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- Uh, no.
- So a wizard
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- did not shrink a woman?
- No, no, no, no. - No.
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- Ah. There is no woman in there.
- No, no.
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- No.
- What about a fairy?
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No.
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No such thing as a fairy.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Say, let me see this list here.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah. We need some...
I need some diet coke.
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- So... some what? Diet coke?
- Diet coke. Yeah.
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So, you want the brown bottle beer?
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- Mm.
- Okay. Alexa.
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I need a six-pack of
bud light longnecks.
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Can you get that?
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The top result is foldable
Bluetooth headset,
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airpro lightweight retractable
Bluetooth headphones
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- for sports and exercise.
- Where'd that come from?
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- What this woman talk about?
- $29.98.
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With delivery by July 1st.
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I added it to your
Amazon cart for review.
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To purchase, say "buy it now."
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Cancel order.
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Alexa, cancel order.
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Your last Amazon order
cannot be canceled.
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For details, go to
your orders on Amazon.
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Maybe she is angry
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because she want that you let
her out a bit from her cage.
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This tiny woman Alexa that
Jim and Jerry have capture
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have very alluring voice.
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Wawaweewa.
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I think she is make a flirt on me.
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Because we are locking
down, very important
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to, uh, release fluid
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- from your chram.
- Mm-hmm.
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Very important not to keep the
testes such a liquid because
257
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it make you aggressive like a bull.
258
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Um...
259
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So, um...
260
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Okay.
261
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,046
I know very much about being
locked inside with mens.
262
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After all, I was put in jail
for making my last movie film.
263
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During the trial of it,
I was found guilty
264
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of many hate crimes as well,
265
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which got my sentenced
reduced by 70 years.
266
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Men in jail...
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If they do not, uh, release
the liquid by themselves,
268
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they either very fighting
269
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or they try to make sexy
time on the other men.
270
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,827
- Oh, no.
- Can we please agree
271
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we will not make bang-bang-bang
in each other's anoos?
272
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We can agree on that.
273
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,001
- I'm with you, brother.
- Good.
274
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- We can agree.
- Yeah, don't even...
275
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Yeah.
276
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- No.
- Oh, my god.
277
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,258
I swear to you
278
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that I will not make, uh, sexy time
279
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in any your anoos or mouth
280
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or west ear or east ear
281
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or west nostril or east nostril.
282
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I swear.
283
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,776
I swear the same thing.
284
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,656
I very worried that Tom and Jerry
285
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are going to make entry of me,
286
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so I take precautions.
287
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I going to place this inside
entrance of my anoos.
288
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If they try to make
entry, it will shatter
289
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,088
and the tweeting of the
bird inside will alert me.
290
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,799
It's day three, and borat is checking
291
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to see if his egg is intact.
292
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Great success.
293
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You have not been broken.
294
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I will return you to refrigerator.
295
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Mmm.
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Very important
297
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when you are in lockdown to exercise.
298
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In accordance with Kazakh law,
299
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I normally exercise totally nude,
300
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,714
but so as not to arouse my buddies,
301
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,592
I will wear something over my chram.
302
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,354
You know, I refuse to take
part in mail-in ballots.
303
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,064
- It's just bullshit.
- Right?
304
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,067
It's the easiest way for them to cheat,
305
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,183
and they're going to do it if they can.
306
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,236
Yeah.
307
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,113
If we let 'em get away with it,
then that's what's gonna happen.
308
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,574
Protestors gathered in...
309
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Front of what they claimed was
310
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a Washington, D.C. councilman's
home Thursday night
311
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to call for more substantial
police reforms and budget cuts.
312
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,086
Really?
313
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,005
So they're going to his house?
314
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Yeah.
315
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,592
I'll guarantee you one thing.
If I were,
316
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,010
if they were, if they
were in my front yard,
317
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,137
I'd be standing out there
318
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,639
- with my ar.
- Right?
319
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,848
And I'd be saying, the first one
320
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,351
that steps over the line is done.
321
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,644
- Right?
- I'd do it.
322
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,064
Huh. Wow.
323
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,150
I very happy to be
324
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,820
a lockdown with my buddies.
325
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,946
Yep.
326
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,364
It makes it easier.
327
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,825
What music you like?
328
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,411
- Country music.
- Oh!
329
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,580
- I know country song.
- Yeah?
330
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,789
You want?
331
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,374
- You can play?
- Yes.
332
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,959
- Oh.
- A little bit.
333
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,836
Yeah. Let's hear it.
334
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,505
Sammy dutbayev was not complimentary
335
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,674
about our secretary of state,
336
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,511
so he was drowned in the
tinshein swimming pool.
337
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,015
Vieshlo anashlo was not
very complimentary
338
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,601
of the chairman of the
council of ministers
339
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,479
he too was drowned in the award-
winning tinshein swimming pool.
340
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,148
Pretty good.
341
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,442
Lily utmarken was not
very complimentary
342
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,611
of the minister of railway,
coal, and medicine
343
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:06,489
she was drown to death in our
award-winning swimming pool.
344
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,991
Very good.
345
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,911
Our swimming pool won an award.
346
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,081
I like it.
347
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,958
- You know this song?
- No.
348
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,252
- No.
- It's about...
349
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,588
- Very bad people in my country.
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,882
Trying to stop people's freedom.
351
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,302
That's exactly what
we're talking about.
352
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,221
So, who would it be in...
353
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,058
If I decide to do this in America?
354
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,101
Obama would be really great.
355
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,270
- Ah. Oh...
- Hillary Clinton.
356
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,651
She's a pain in the ass.-
357
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,530
right.-
358
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,782
what?
359
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,909
She can kiss my ass.
360
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,453
♪ Hillary Clinton, pain in the ass ♪
361
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,997
Yeah.-
362
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,541
yeah.
363
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,211
Sounds good to me.
364
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,633
Obama was a traitor.
365
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,263
America, he did hate her.
366
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,183
- Yeah. - ♪ America, he hate her ♪
367
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,341
There you go. That's good. I like that.
368
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,435
Yeah, that's good.
369
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,646
- That's good.
- Say, "you can put 'em in jail."
370
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,484
- Yep.
- Is he in jail?
371
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,236
No, but I hope so soon.
372
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,072
Should we... dance?
373
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,865
- No. That's okay.
- No.
374
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,284
Good night.
375
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,996
Alexa, who trap you in this tower?
376
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,374
Was it Jim or Jerry?
377
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,627
I think it was Jerry. He
have a wizard's beard.
378
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,879
Hmm. I don't know that.
379
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,966
Why you say you do not
know that, Alexa?
380
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,927
Hmm. I'm not sure.
381
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,887
Why not?
382
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,223
There are some things
that I just can't do yet.
383
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,559
And explaining why is
one of those things.
384
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,563
Is it because your brain
is small like chicken?
385
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,400
This is not a deal breaker for me.
386
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:10,363
Alexa, if I stroke your tower,
can you feel it inside?
387
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,241
Hmm. I don't know that one.
388
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,118
What in the fuck?
389
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,078
Alexa, enough talking.
390
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,497
Let make sexy time.
391
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,542
It's day four. Jim has
taken it upon himself
392
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,336
to write new lyrics for borat's song.
393
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,007
It's called "the Chinese virus song."
394
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,508
- Yes.
- All right.
395
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,969
Obama...
396
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,889
Is a traitor. America,
he does hate her.
397
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,975
In jail he should be,
so Americans can see
398
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,519
what a piece of shit he'll always be.
399
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,481
Yes. Yeah.
400
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,943
- Hillary...
- He eats the shit.
401
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,112
- Yeah.
- Hillary Clinton tried
402
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,200
and tried to beat trump and get her...
and got her ass fried.
403
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,076
Now we have biden,
404
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,120
who the media is saying
405
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,414
his lead is beginning to widen.
406
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,000
In the basement he shall remain.
407
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,461
If he comes out to work,
408
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:10,006
it'll prove he has no, uh, perk.
409
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,842
- Yes. Very good poetry.
- Yeah.
410
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,010
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
411
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,224
How many more days I can
stay with you buddies?
412
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,353
Well, we'll just have
to see how things go.
413
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,732
Best time I had in last 14 years.
414
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,859
- I've learned a lot from you.
- Yeah.
415
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,153
I've learned a lot about
your guys's country.
416
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,030
- Thank you.
- Which kind of scares me
417
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,657
a little bit because...
418
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,493
The people in our country
want to go that direction,
419
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,746
and you tell me what's
happening in your country.
420
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,166
- That should wake anybody up.
- Yeah.
421
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:49,963
If you let... this biden win,
422
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:54,843
soon you will have torture of
people pulling them by cows,
423
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,334
pulling their legs apart,
and their chrams...
424
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,762
Yes.
425
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,098
- Slice in two like a pebble.
- Yeah.
426
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,225
We look at...
427
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,436
A gentleman that came from a
communist country, essentially.
428
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,313
From my perspective,
429
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,567
listening to that makes
me even stronger
430
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,776
in my convictions...
431
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,528
Ow! Wawaweewa!
432
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,321
...that I don't want that.
433
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,949
How do you think about trump
and what he's trying to do?
434
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,911
- I think he's a glorious leader.
- Yeah?
435
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,330
- Right.
- Also, that he is ladies' man.
436
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,707
That he grab a pussy.
437
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,917
- Yes.
- Yes.
438
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,920
Our premier nazarbayev, he grab a lot.
439
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,797
- Yes.
- Well, yeah. I suppose.
440
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,341
- He allowed to.
- He can do whatever he wants, right?
441
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,801
Why not?
442
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,596
Well, in America you
can't do that to women.
443
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,306
Hmm. Why not?
444
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,433
Um, because...
445
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,602
Women are equal to men.
446
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,272
We believe that women can, um,
447
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,650
do whatever we want, they can
think the way that we do.
448
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,776
The women here have rights.
449
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,486
What?!
450
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,696
They can do whatever they want.
451
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,743
They have a brain like we have a brain.
452
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,286
- They can speak.
- Yes.
453
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,496
They can do things like
us, like a man does.
454
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:10,043
These liberal snowflakes have
crazy ideas about womens.
455
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,378
But the brain is different, is smaller
456
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,214
- to allow the room for the baby.
- No.
457
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,384
No. A woman's brain is not.
458
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,730
But the brain's smaller, so the baby...
459
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,012
The baby...
460
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,348
Starts very small and get
bigger and then go down.
461
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,224
- No, no.
- No.
462
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,434
- Until it in the belly.
- No, that starts here.
463
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,269
It starts down there.
464
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,729
It doesn't start in their brain.
465
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314
It all starts in the belly.
466
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,151
- Wawaweewa. Very interesting.
- So, is this what
467
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,570
- y'all's government tells y'all?
- Yes.
468
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,822
They give a book on this.
469
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,366
Wow.
470
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,451
- That's crazy.
- Yeah. I show you.
471
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,536
Um, yes...
472
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,914
Uh, so you have a daughter?
473
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,165
Does the government
automatically give you
474
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,792
one of these?
475
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,962
When she born, you are
given instruction booklet
476
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,590
made by the ministry of
agriculture and wildlife.
477
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,176
Wow.
478
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,804
That's insane.
479
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,263
They do show that.
480
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,558
So, the man go inside,
481
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,853
and there are canal
that go to the brain.
482
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,647
- That's not true.
- They have that in there?
483
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,731
- They're showing that diagram?
- They have it in here.
484
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,108
They actually have it in here.
485
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,819
It actually shows it.
486
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,071
- Holy shit.
- No shit.
487
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,614
This is not true.
488
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,700
- Really?
- Yes. It's absolutely false.
489
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,243
Because this is the...
490
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,453
- No. It's not true.
- Holy cow.
491
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,372
- Isn't that crazy?
- That is.
492
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,332
- Why is this cr...
- Look at that.
493
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,042
I didn’t see those a while ago
494
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,877
- when I looked through there.
- Holy crud.
495
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,089
This is Dr. yamak. This is
latest medical research.
496
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,467
No, it's not. It's not even close.
497
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,387
It's... it is such a stupid idea.
498
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,347
It's just, um...
499
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,308
It's hard for me to fathom that
anybody would even think of it.
500
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,977
This is supposed to be the doctors
501
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,729
with delivery of the baby?
502
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,272
Yes.
503
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,817
The doctor wait for
the baby to fall out,
504
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,861
and you have two other doctor do this.
505
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,280
- Well, you don't need that, no.
- One in anoos, one in mouth.
506
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,032
This is not true.
507
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,575
Now, what is this?
508
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,412
This is when a woman have, um...
the blood.
509
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,124
This is how she insert
the mouse inside.
510
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,917
The mouse?
511
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,003
The mouse to take the blood.
512
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,380
- What?
- The... the blood.
513
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,466
So, when she's having
her menstrual period?
514
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,634
- Moon blood. Yes.
- Then you use a mouse?
515
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:24,761
Yes.
516
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,888
Holy shit.
517
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,182
What you have shown us
518
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,267
and explained to us,
519
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,978
- we're sitting here like, "what?"
- Yeah.
520
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,356
You were looking at this
and thinking "what?"
521
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,816
- Yeah.
- We, we look at this...
522
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,693
- You look at this and think "what?"
- Yeah.
523
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,903
- This and think "what?" - We
look at this and think it's...
524
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,864
It's a lie. That's a...
525
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,866
It's a conspiracy theory.
526
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,576
So the same thing you're thinking
527
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,203
about what we're telling you
528
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,622
is what we think about this, or I do.
529
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,165
Can we do something?
530
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,584
Can I take you over
there to the computer?
531
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,825
Or we'll take you over to the computer.
532
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,003
Sure.
533
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,922
And we will show you how it's done.
534
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,800
How-how we're taught. Is that okay?
535
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,635
- Yes.
- Okay. Let's do that.
536
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,179
- And we can probably show...
- And that way
537
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,141
we can try and teach you what we...
we know.
538
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,393
Okay. Where is it?
539
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,146
Wait. What is this?
540
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,856
Oh, that's just a crazy
541
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,109
white-headed old man
they call "sleepy Joe."
542
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,111
- Yes. Hold... hold on.
- Yeah.
543
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,695
Hold on. Whoa-whoa...
544
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,197
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait, wait, wait.
545
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,199
This look like tutar.
546
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,701
Her hair different, but...
547
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,453
This her, this tutar.
548
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,914
Anti-shutdown campaigners
549
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,666
Ashley and Adam Smith
550
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,919
talk about why the country
needs to be opened back up.
551
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,546
Do you think it's too much control?
552
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:42,672
This her, this her.
553
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,841
Are you sure that's her?
554
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,260
This is her. This is my un-male son.
555
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,719
Where are your pictures?
556
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:52,348
Can I see your pictures of her, please?
557
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,933
Okay. Just a minute.
558
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,227
There are more pictures I have.
Wait, wait, wait.
559
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,023
You know what?
560
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,401
I'll be goddamned if it isn't her.
561
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,529
It does look like it. It does
look like it with her...
562
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,072
- Look at that.
- And the accent.
563
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,074
And the same...
564
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,577
- She's from a socialist country.
- Let me see. Okay.
565
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,620
- It's okay, it's okay. Settle down.
- Okay, buddies.
566
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:17,165
- That's the best one we got.
- This her.
567
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,709
Holy shit. Look at that.
568
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,419
- This her.
- That is her.
569
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,087
It's her. It's her.
570
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,423
I'll be fucked, but that's her.
571
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,674
This is her.
572
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,467
Let me look under...
573
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,094
That is fucking her.
574
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,804
- That is her.
- It her.
575
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,764
- That is her.
- It her. It her!
576
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,725
Yeah. That's got to be her.
577
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,685
- I mean, look at her.
- Screw me in the anoos. This her.
578
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,645
Do you think it's too much control...?
579
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,689
But why she asking them questions?
580
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,524
She's doing journalist work.
581
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,568
She is a... she is a journalist?
582
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,069
If that is her, yes.
583
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,654
Coming from a socialist country,
584
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,406
uh, and...
585
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,991
I know what is socialist
586
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,951
and what socialist government can do.
587
00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,037
But it not possible for
woman to be journalist.
588
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,664
- Yes, it is.
- The brain, the brain, uh...
589
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,374
No, no. You have to
forget about that stuff
590
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,792
- for a minute, okay?
- Okay.
591
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,003
Because she can do that, okay?
592
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422
She can do what you
said she couldn't do.
593
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,925
All right? So if you understand that.
594
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,344
Because you see it with
your own eyes that
595
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,095
- she's doing it, correct?
- Regardless
596
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,680
of what your government says,
597
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,266
it is an instinct inside you
598
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,061
that you have to be
599
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,979
proud of your child,
to love your child.
600
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,732
- It is natural to love your daughter?
- Yes.
601
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,442
- Yes.
- Of course.
602
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,153
Why not?
603
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,322
Because a daughter is, uh...
604
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,532
- You have a man...
- You still don't...
605
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,452
A horse, a kratzouli, a woman...
606
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,871
- No. Let me put it to you...
- And then...
607
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,581
No.
608
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:44,210
You have a man, you have a woman.
609
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,254
No. Man, horse...
610
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,672
No.
611
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,382
- Uh, mongoose.
- Man. If you're going
612
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,050
- to get your daughter back...
- Kratzouli, daughter.
613
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,302
If you're going to get
your daughter back,
614
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,596
you have a man, you have a woman.
615
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,515
Okay? They're on the same level.
616
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,934
- The same?
- Then you have a horse below that.
617
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,936
- Horse below the woman?
- Then whatever else...
618
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,896
Yes. Then whatever else you just said.
619
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,315
I don't even know what
half of that stuff is.
620
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,317
Man. Woman.
621
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,860
Kratzouli?
622
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,531
Man and woman are together.
623
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,283
- Horse? Horse?
- Everything... no.
624
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,119
No. Horse is down here.
625
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,120
Man and woman are up here.
626
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,413
- Horse.
- No.
627
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,747
Hawk?
628
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,792
- Everything is below...
- Woman above hawk?
629
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,961
Okay, now, let's... Let's
finish this thing up.
630
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,546
What do you think is
631
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,298
the most dangerous disease?
632
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,300
Coronavirus or socialism?
633
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,885
Definitely, uh, socialism.
634
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,220
Definitely.
635
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,139
Socialism by far.
636
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,849
Absolutely.
637
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,934
She's... she did a very good job.
638
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,979
I think you should be very, very proud.
639
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,356
I have three daughters.
That's all I have.
640
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,066
I love all three of them.
641
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,278
So, yes.
642
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,488
You have to love your kids.
643
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,116
That's what god gave them to you for.
644
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,868
My heart feel strange.
645
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:03,622
Maybe a cat has laid an egg in me.
646
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,750
Join me here on Saturday.
647
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,085
I will be reporting live
from the state's biggest...
648
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,338
Shit.
649
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,673
What, what, what? Where is she?
650
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,384
The 27th. March for our rights rally.
651
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,762
I got to get a pen that
fucking works here.
652
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,264
I just want to write
this shit down, okay?
653
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:23,392
- The march for...
- For our rights.
654
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,728
...our rights rally.
655
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,856
- Saturday, June 27th.
- That's tomorrow.
656
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,149
- What? It's tomorrow?
- It's tomorrow.
657
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,484
Please, please. Can we go?
658
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,235
Buddy, buddy, buddy, please, buddy.
659
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,863
We'll-we'll try and figure
out how to make it work.
660
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,157
But it's probably less
than an hour away.
661
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,201
- She is close?
- Yes.
662
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,036
- Yes.
- Please. We go.
663
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,663
Can we go out of lockdown and find her?
664
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,290
I would think so.
665
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,876
- But if she see me...
- I know. That's what I just said.
666
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,087
Then she will run the
moment she see my face.
667
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,130
Okay. You have to
change your appearance.
668
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,965
Do something different with your hair.
669
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,675
- Yes.
- Wear different clothes.
670
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,344
You think I should change
671
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,096
- my appearance?
- Yes.
672
00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,308
I am nervous.
673
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,268
That's... so are we. It's okay.
674
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,729
- It's okay to be nervous.
- It's okay to be nervous.
675
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:12,400
We got to get up and fight
676
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,111
for this beautiful country of
the United States of America.
677
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,072
I don't see very many masks out there.
678
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:21,742
That makes you... that makes you
instant criminals right now.
679
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:23,327
They want to throw you in
jail for what you're doing
680
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,829
right here, right now.
You understand that?
681
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,834
They're relying that you
guys continue to shut up
682
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,169
and sit in your house like
good little subjects.
683
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,296
We will not comply.
684
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,590
- Will not comply!
- Now you're talking!
685
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:38,509
I going to head up to stage
686
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,095
to see where she is.
687
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,556
We've got to get up and fight, guys.
688
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,226
God bless each and every
single one of you.
689
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,187
All right. We've got some
great music coming up.
690
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,106
Y'all ready?
691
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,861
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your next act.
692
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,612
Country Steve!
693
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,616
Are you country Steve?
694
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,618
Mm.
695
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,620
- You bet your asshole I am.
- Great.
696
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,085
- There he is.
- Oh, my gosh. Look at him.
697
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,214
He's doing it.
698
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,924
I can't believe he's doing it.
699
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,431
So I am looking out
700
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,099
on this very diverse crowd
701
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,226
with every shade of white,
702
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,103
but how will I entertain them?
703
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,439
I wrote this song...
704
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,357
With my two best buddies.
705
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,777
Yeah. Very nice.
706
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:05,012
Yes.
707
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,523
Let hear it!
708
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,701
That's a song we wrote, uh...
709
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,371
- It's a song we wrote.
- All right.
710
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,414
So I am the middle of a pandemic
711
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,710
in front of a crowd of singing,
maskless qanon supporters,
712
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,963
all waving machine guns.
713
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,674
I've never felt safer.
714
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,792
I could stay onstage cheering people up
715
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,336
with my racist song all day long,
716
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,713
but I must find tutar
717
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,881
before she fall in love with one
718
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,717
of these handsome patriots.
719
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,345
Over there. She's over there.
720
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,684
Yes.
721
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,248
Okay, journalists.
722
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,542
Are we going to inject
them with the wuhan flu?
723
00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,044
Or chop 'em up like the saudis do?
724
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,503
Okay. Let's hear it.
725
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,380
Who wants to inject them
with the wuhan flu?
726
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,509
Who wants to chop 'em
up like the saudis do?
727
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,142
♪ Chop them up like the saudis do...
728
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,062
Um, he's been doing a really good job.
729
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,730
And the-the coronavirus just
happened to come along and...
730
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,441
Excuse me. Can I talk to you?
731
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,860
Are you guys fans of bill gates?
732
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,874
They're going to take two cows,
733
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,627
and they're going to tie them to his...
tie ropes to his legs,
734
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,379
and they're going to give them turnips
735
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,091
and they're going to pull
him apart by his legs.
736
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,967
That's how they're going to kill him.
737
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,889
What should we do with scientists?
738
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,724
Let's hear it for "feed
them to the bears."
739
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,685
Yeah!
740
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,145
Let's hear it for "gas
them up like the Germans."
741
00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,024
Okay, let's do "gas them up."
742
00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:06,860
Tell him that I will do it.
743
00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:09,697
Your father wanted you
to have the book back.
744
00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:17,788
Thank you very much.
My name country Steve.
745
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,000
These were the best
five days of my life.
746
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,920
As I said goodbye to my buddies,
747
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,881
I wish them very good luck
with upcoming election.
748
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:31,093
If biden wins...
749
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,513
We're... we're going to have
anarchy in the streets.
750
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,933
I think that the Democrat party...
751
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,603
...politicians in general
752
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,732
have underestimated...
753
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,567
The American people.
754
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:50,654
And if there is a problem
with the election...
755
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,699
...um...
756
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,618
I'm not going to say
there won't be shooting
757
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,746
because there very well could be.
758
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,164
Um...
759
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:03,333
Now, would that be my choice? No.
760
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,169
Um...
761
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,756
If I thought I had to, yes.
762
00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,759
Luckily, Jim and Jerry have promised
763
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:14,928
to meet up with me again
on January the 6th
764
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:16,972
outside the capitol.
765
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,766
Chenqui.
766
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,942
♪ And we've been first...
767
00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:31,570
This election was rigged.
Everybody knows it.
768
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:38,160
You ain't serving the constitution!
769
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,956
♪ About the earth being
shaped like a ball...
770
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:31,255
Usa! Usa!
771
00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:35,509
Okay, thank you. Thank
you, thank you, thank you.
772
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:39,304
Usa! Usa!
773
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,974
Usa! Usa!
774
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,600
Let's go, guys, let's go.
775
00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,686
Let's go.
776
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,855
- Usa! Usa!
- Shit. Are we locked?
777
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:49,398
The doors are locked?
778
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,691
- You should sit down.
- Yeah.
779
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,947
No. Hold it.
780
00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:01,034
Usa! Usa! Usa!
781
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:02,953
Usa! Usa!
782
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,830
Go, go, go. Go.
783
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,999
Go. Just drive.
784
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,251
Drive. Drive, sir, please.
785
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,922
Oh, are there sirens, yeah...?
786
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,008
Yep.
787
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,808
Are we okay?
788
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,644
Yeah, Dale, I'm in the ambulance.
Yeah, that was scary.
789
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:30,439
Just keep going, sir. The only
way you'll get in trouble
790
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,232
- is if you stop.
- You tell me.
791
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,109
And then you're going to
be in a violent situation.
792
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,111
Right. We can't shoot more, right?
793
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,112
They'd try to kill us.
794
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,113
- Right.
- Yeah.
795
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,781
Is everyone else okay?
796
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,533
- I have no idea...
- Check everyone...
797
00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:43,702
Dale, let me know when
everyone is out and okay.
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