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[man] Know what I love?
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God, country and my
shined up pick-up truck.
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[bluesy country music]
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I don't trust just anybody
with my baby.
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That's why I got me
Bulldog United Insurance.
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That way if anything
happens to me or Bertha,
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we're fully covered.
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[horse whinnying]
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They take care of everything.
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[car screeching]
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From head to toe.
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[woman] Help!
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A deer just ran into my new car.
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Call Bulldog United.
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[man] Shoot, a gator bite
just sunk my pontoon.
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Aw hell,
they take care of that too.
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[announcer] For insurance
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who'll be on the attack
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for you and yours,
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call Bulldog United.
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[woman] What about us?
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I just bought a house
for me and my 17 cats.
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Sorry darling, but
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I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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Darling but, I ain't got
a dog in that hunt.
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I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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-[phone ringing]
-Yeah?
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[man on phone]
Bo, how's it going buddy?
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Oh hey, what's up man?
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Listen,
it's a no go for that cop show.
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What?
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What the hell, man?
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I thought you said they
were like total fans of me.
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[man on phone] Still are, dude.
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Uh, it smells like boy in here.
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Haven't got an offer out.
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Yadda, yadda, you know...
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I'm leaving now.
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Babe, I'm on the phone,
okay. God.
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[man] Guy with the
blue eyes and brown hair.
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I have to go see my shaman.
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My chi is all over the place.
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You do that.
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The casting director.
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Everyone found out.
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You should really take
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a yoga class or sweat it out.
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Mm-hm.
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It's getting creepy in here.
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...or something.
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Listen man, whatever happened
with that Statham thing?
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You said you were totally
going to get me in.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, that's dead.
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Well, did you tell them
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I'm athletic and stuff?
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Did you tell them I used to
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play football in college
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for like a semester?
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Just not the right type buddy.
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You get it.
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There's got to be something man.
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I hadn't had an audition
in like six months.
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What are you talking about?
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-[woman moaning]
-You've got like
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three of those Bulldog spots
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running right now.
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Which I shot six months ago.
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Come on dude,
throw me a bone here.
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It's episodic season.
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You got to be able to get me in
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on all sorts of stuff.
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Normally, I would say hell yeah,
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-but here's the thing buddy.
-[woman moaning]
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You've become specific.
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Can I at least do a commercial?
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[man on phone] Mm, no can do.
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Contract's not up until
the end of the year
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so you are on lockdown
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as far as commercial work goes.
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-Listen to me.
-[woman moaning]
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Take this time, enjoy yourself.
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Lose
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10 to 15 pounds.
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Go to Cabo.
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-[woman] Oh yeah!
-Oh shit.
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I got to jump buddy.
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I'll call you soon, bye-bye.
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What about that--
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Hell--
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[phone crashing]
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-[soft emotional music]
-Dammit.
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[upbeat folk music]
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey
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[phone clicking]
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♪ The summer's gone
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♪ I'll be rambling alone ♪
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♪ I still think of you
When I get back home ♪
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♪ But there's something
In my head ♪
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[phone beeps]
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♪ And I don't know
What it's for ♪
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-♪ So heaven can wait
-[mumbles]
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♪ But I can't stay anymore ♪
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Hey man, you Bo?
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Yeah, LAX.
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-Well, hop in.
-♪ Want to fade out
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♪ And live like a ghost ♪
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♪ And leave all my troubles
On the street below ♪
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Ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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That's you, right?
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Bulldog cowboy.
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-Yep, that's me man.
-[laughing]
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Best damn redneck cowboy
in all of Hollywood.
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Man, I love that shit.
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Man, you crack me up.
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You're funny man [laughs].
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Oh man, so you do movies too?
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Yeah, I just had this nice part
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in that last Nick Cage film.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that.
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That was a while ago, wasn't it?
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Yeah man. But see,
studio films are crap.
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The real money's in commercials
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and I got a sick ass deal
with Bulldog United Insurance.
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Okay, okay. Man,
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I bet you get laid all the time.
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I get her done.
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[laughs] Nice.
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Yeah, I actually got out
here about a month ago.
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Only thing I booked is
a little part
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in the new Jason Statham movie.
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[soft indie rock music]
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Hi.
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Hey, thanks for picking me up.
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Call Dad yet?
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Nope.
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-Nice car.
-Nice hair.
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Get in.
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You okay there?
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-Was it always this hot?
-Really?
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Well, it feels like
a 100 goddamn degrees.
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Can't handle a little humidity?
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Looks like somebody's
become a bit of a diva
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living in fancy California.
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What a pussy.
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You're a pussy.
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That's a good one.
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You know,
I am not going to my reunion.
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Well, that's
'cause Cindy Wilson beat you
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-for high school president.
-It was rigged.
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Besides, she was
a total butter face.
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Yeah, but her ass.
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Yeah, but her
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face [laughs].
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Hey, so Dad gave me a
box of some
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of your old football stuff.
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You know he moved into a house
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just up the street so.
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Cool.
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[punk rock music]
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Look, I know you're only
home for a couple days,
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but I already talked to Dad.
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[punk rock music]
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You're going to have to
talk to him at some point.
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Real mature.
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♪ Are you standing up
Or sitting down ♪
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♪ I got news to deliver you ♪
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♪ And you're not going to like
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♪ The way it sounds
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♪ I'm going to say it under
And I'm ripping tails ♪
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♪ I'm planting my rip
We're ripping nails ♪
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♪ I cross my eyes
And then I started ♪
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♪ Falling right now
In the parking lot ♪
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♪ Oh I'm falling right down
The parking lot ♪
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[door slamming]
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-[sniffs]
-That's good.
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Will you sleep with me?
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Hell yeah,
you're sleeping with me.
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Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.
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Yeah.
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[exhales] Class of 2000.
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Let's get real.
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[farting]
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Clear the tank.
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[hip hop music]
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♪ Put 'em up
Put, put your hands up ♪
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♪ When I walk up in the door
Get the party pumped ♪
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♪ When we walk up in the door
We get the party pump ♪
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♪ When we walk up in the door
We get the party pump ♪
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Welcome to the fuck shop.
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♪ You all better with it
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♪ They calling me crazy
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♪ And I'm about to admit it
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♪ They wanted me committed
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♪ For the way that I spit it
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[record scratching]
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[background chatting]
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Hey.
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Isn't this the Harris reunion.
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Yeah, not enough people RSVP'd
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so we did it here.
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Hey, didn't I used to
punch you in the dick
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in junior high computer class?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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So who's house is this anyway?
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I'm not sure but we kicked out
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at midnight.
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[background chatting]
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Party's a big dick parade.
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I love those commercials.
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Thanks.
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So do you know anybody famous?
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Like Emma Stone?
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No, not so much.
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I mean I know people,
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but not Emma Stone.
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Anybody from Grey's Anatomy?
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Uh, I did a pilot once
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with Alan Thicke.
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Was that that naked song guy?
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Other Thicke.
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He was the dad on Growing Pains.
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Oh right.
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Not so much a pilot
as an industrial.
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Hey, you want
an autograph or something?
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Uh, no, I'm good.
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[rock and roll music]
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Got to sound like
Rock and roll ♪
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♪ Undercover like Danny Gold
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♪ Watch me now as I explode
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♪ Hot shot ready to go ♪
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♪ Black and white take it slow
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[glass pounding]
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♪ Watch me now
That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now
That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now
That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now
That's how I roll ♪
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What?
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Uh huh [laughs].
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♪ Watch me now
That's how I roll ♪
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Bang, bang!
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♪ Watch me
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Fuck!
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♪ Watch me
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Hello [mumbles].
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Hey, see my tattoo.
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Look, is that me?
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I love you guys.
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So you weren't that
foreign exchange student
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from Bangladesh?
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No, I came here with my boss.
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He promised me
a free trip to Hawaii
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if I let people think
we were a couple.
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Doing God's work, I like it.
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Bend over.
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Excuse me?
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I want to see you bark
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like the bad bulldog you are.
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Oh, you're a freaky chick,
aren't you?
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I am going to ride you,
little bulldog man.
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You look like a pretty giraffe.
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[swanky soul music]
273
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,388
-[slapping]
-Ah!
274
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,087
-No. Oh my God.
-[bottles breaking]
275
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,352
Bark, bulldog.
276
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,832
Arf!
277
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,094
[laughing]
278
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,183
[kissing]
279
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,012
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
280
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:34,797
You got any protection?
281
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,412
[hands rubbing]
282
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,158
Alcohol kills everything.
283
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,246
Uh, uh.
284
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,337
You get a condom, you get this.
285
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,298
[punk rock music]
286
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,958
♪ Can I get
287
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220
♪ A little kissy kiss
288
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,310
♪ Can I get
A little cootchie coo ♪
289
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,139
♪ I'm like a soldier
Marching in the sun ♪
290
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,402
♪ My guns are pointing
291
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,969
♪ Straight at the pool now
292
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,060
[garbage cans crashing]
293
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,502
[Bo breathing]
294
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,115
♪ Early in the morning
When we're all alone ♪
295
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,378
♪ We're happy
Life can be so dumb ♪
296
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,336
[siren blaring]
297
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,991
♪ We try to jump
In your husband's car ♪
298
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,344
How are you this evening?
You might recognize me
299
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,693
from [mumbles].
300
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,695
I'm fine, I'm fine.
301
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,263
Totally fine. I sucked a penny.
302
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,483
Yo, bright light mister police.
303
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,310
[knocking]
304
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011
-Nope!
-[police radio commotion]
305
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,232
Can I help you, officer?
306
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,365
You all right?
307
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,714
Yeah, I'm fine.
308
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,543
Well sir, you were all
over the road back there.
309
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,674
Almost took out that sign.
310
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,068
Oh yeah that, I just got a cold.
311
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,157
You been drinking?
312
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,942
Cough medicine [coughs].
313
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:17,987
What's that?
314
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,641
That's my cough medicine.
315
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,862
Sir, I'm going to have to ask
you to get out of the car.
316
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,993
[police radio commotion]
317
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,168
You got it.
318
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:27,910
Oh, that's locked.
319
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:28,911
No, it's not.
320
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,783
-[thudding]
-Ow.
321
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:34,786
[door closing]
322
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,006
[Bo burping]
323
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,271
Sir, have you been hittin'
the whiskey?
324
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,273
Mm-mm, cough medicine.
325
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,449
I'm going to
have to ask you to blow.
326
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,538
You? [laughs]
327
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,192
No sir, this.
328
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,151
Ah. I don't want to.
329
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,023
Okay, then you come with me,
we'll get a blood test.
330
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,113
No, I want to do
one of the field things.
331
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,028
Oh.
332
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,379
Sure about that?
333
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:03,772
[sighs]
334
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,382
Bring it, Murtaugh.
335
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,210
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
336
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,560
[laughing]
337
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,129
♪ Knees and elbows
338
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,261
♪ Fingers and toes
339
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,610
♪ Little bit of
340
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,047
[laughs] I got baby hands.
341
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,921
Oh, no I got it.
342
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,792
I'm good!
343
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,576
And a nine from the Russians.
344
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,710
Sir, you're under arrest for
suspicion of driving under the--
345
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,451
I don't want to be!
346
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,713
Sir, I need you to calm down.
347
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,933
This is my night, my glory.
348
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,412
Not tonight. Tonight, you're
349
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,587
-going to jail.
-Tonight,
350
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,632
I'm getting laid
351
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,416
by exotic Jessie Spano.
352
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,375
♪ I'm so excited ♪
353
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,594
♪ I'm so excited ♪
354
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,508
♪ I'm so scared
355
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,770
-Stop it!
-No!
356
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,337
Check it, TMZ.
357
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,731
I'm Bo motherfucking
358
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,862
-Treadwell.
-Sir, I'm not going to ask you
359
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,342
-again.
-Whoo!
360
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,432
Oh [laughs].
361
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,482
Sorry, but I ain't got
a dog in that hunt.
362
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,963
-[laughs]
-Is that a taser?
363
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,921
-[taser firing]
-[Bo shaking]
364
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,236
[Bo moaning]
365
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,716
-[water splashing]
-Ah oh!
366
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,328
Ah!
367
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,590
Phone's for you.
368
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,895
Ow!
369
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,638
-Who is it?
-I don't know.
370
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,118
-You stink.
-You suck!
371
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:36,908
Hello?
372
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,214
Bo, baby.
373
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:38,998
Where have you been?
374
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,217
I had to use your
emergency contact
375
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,479
to get ahold of you. Buddy,
376
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,134
the media is going berserk
over this.
377
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,266
This shit is gold.
378
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:48,616
You hang tight. I'm going
to find a way to spin this.
379
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,052
I'll be in touch, baby.
380
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,576
[Bo] Is that a taser?
381
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:53,447
[laughs] Tase--
382
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:55,623
[phone beeping]
383
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:58,800
[soft delicate music]
384
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:12,814
[Bo sighing]
385
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,649
Mm.
386
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,357
[zipper unzipping]
387
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,473
No!
388
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,179
Ronald, you surly old shit.
389
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,094
Hey, Bo
and it's just Ron now.
390
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,880
So what's up man? You still
popping out nuggets with Jenna?
391
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,230
Uh, okay. Um...
392
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:22,753
How you feeling man?
393
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,973
Tossed back a couple last night.
394
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,931
Old steel drum ain't
what it used to be.
395
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,892
So you don't have any idea
why you woke up
396
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,198
in Sammy's playhouse?
397
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,069
Um no, but
398
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,810
I'm thinking it means
I had a pretty good time.
399
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,464
Let's get some hot chicken.
400
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,900
Mm.
401
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,727
Ronald.
402
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,209
We--
We can't go get hot chicken, Bo.
403
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,298
Why the hell not?
404
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,690
Bo, you peed on a cop.
405
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:47,778
[sighs]
406
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,563
Good one, Ron.
407
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,086
I'm not joking.
408
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,522
Wait, if that's true,
409
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,045
then why am I not in jail?
410
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,352
Well, Sally had me bail you out
411
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,225
and now you're under her watch,
until your hearing next week.
412
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,143
-There's more.
-[Bo] What?
413
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,451
You know, we should really just
go inside and talk to Sally.
414
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,150
Ronald, I'll slap you
in those luscious lips
415
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,151
if you don't tell me everything.
416
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,589
There's a video of your arrest?
417
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,549
-What?
-Yeah, it's everywhere.
418
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,639
It's all over the Internet.
I really don't think
it's going to help your case.
419
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,598
I mean, I don't see how a judge
420
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,773
could overlook
something like that.
421
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:26,600
Oh God.
422
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,516
-Ron!
-I'm coming.
423
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:36,436
Just in time. Turns out
you actually are famous.
Well, sort of.
424
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,178
Looks like the spokesperson
for Bulldog United Insurance
425
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,267
won't be hunting anything
in the near future.
426
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,094
Whoo! Sorry, but
427
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,488
I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
428
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,142
[laughs]
429
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:48,883
Is that a taser?
430
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,101
[Bo convulsing]
431
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,193
-Fuck.
-After being arrested last night
432
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,977
for suspicion of
driving under the influence
433
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,674
and urinating
on a police officer,
434
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:58,980
actor Bo Treadwill
has been released
435
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,199
from his contract
436
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,765
with Bulldog United Insurance,
437
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,027
effective immediately.
438
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,594
In other news,
439
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,726
let's go down to Jackson
440
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,770
covering the annual bake off
441
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:07,902
at First Presbyterian.
442
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,164
[Jackson] Ah, thanks Debby.
443
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,209
You know Devil's food cake
444
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:10,992
and Jesus don't--
445
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,559
Well,
446
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,256
I'm proud of you.
447
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,823
Is that sarcasm, Sally,
448
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,085
'cause I could do without.
449
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,608
Can they do that? Just fire you
450
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,219
-without giving you any warning?
-No,
451
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,655
otherwise my agent would've
452
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:22,569
-called me.
-[phone ringing]
453
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:24,962
Dude, what's happening?
454
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,050
[agent] Bad news.
455
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,183
Bulldog dead, got to drop you.
456
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,141
Stay strong man, bye.
457
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,969
-Sorry, but I ain't got a dog--
-Oh,
458
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,145
looks like you're
a YouTube sensation already.
459
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,930
Come on,
how is there already a video?
460
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,193
Well, all cop cars have
dash cameras.
461
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,020
It's standard issue.
462
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,152
Well, it's friggin' stupid.
463
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,676
Hey, you're at
100,000 views already.
464
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,634
-It's pretty good.
-Is it?
465
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,375
-Yeah, I think so.
-Not helping, Jim.
466
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,203
Do me a favor and make
467
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,683
yourself useful. Oh,
468
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,250
and get used to sleeping
outside.
469
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,426
I already got two kids,
470
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,210
sure don't need a third.
471
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,647
Hey, oh I'm not sleeping
out in that little shack.
472
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,909
It's not a shack.
473
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,042
It's a princess house!
474
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:01,825
[Jim] You tell him.
475
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,699
Aw, this is bullshit.
476
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,570
I'm on TV, I'm a celebrity.
477
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,832
Okay celebrity, how about
478
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:09,964
you drink away another week
479
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:10,921
and let's see if the judge
480
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:11,922
lets you off with a warning?
481
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,273
-Huh, what? Oh.
-Ah!
482
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,796
-Yeah, that's what I thought.
-Ronald.
483
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,624
[sighs]
484
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,016
[Sally] Buh bye.
485
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,453
-[hand smacking]
-What, what?
486
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,019
He's your brother.
487
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,109
[rock and roll music]
488
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,941
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
489
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,260
♪ Well I'm depleting
Brain cells ♪
490
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,217
♪ Every day
491
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,132
♪ Eating turkey pot pies ♪
492
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,046
♪ Off the TV tray
493
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,789
♪ My black fingernails
And all good thing ♪
494
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,966
♪ I got 12 long steps
To sobriety ♪
495
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:56,967
♪ Yeah
496
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,275
♪ Uh huh
497
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,410
♪ Well I got no money
498
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,020
♪ And I got no home
499
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,587
♪ And then my old lady
500
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,023
♪ Calls up on the phone
501
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,154
♪ I'm depleting
502
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,243
♪ Brain cells every day
503
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,334
♪ Eating turkey pot pies
Off the TV tray ♪
504
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,771
♪ But when I do
505
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,425
♪ Go to turn around
506
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,209
♪ I say hello ♪
507
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,342
♪ To your girlfriend yeah
508
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:26,519
[scooters buzzing]
509
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:29,783
[Elliott] Uh, hey.
510
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,698
What you reading, dumble dork?
511
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:32,568
Give it back, B.J.
512
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:34,962
Looks good.
513
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:38,879
[spitting]
514
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,926
Have a nice read, study buddy.
515
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,754
-[laughs]
-[boy] Study buddy.
516
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:46,930
Good one.
517
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,830
Are you that guy?
518
00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,136
-What guy would that be?
-You know
519
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,442
the "I ain't got
dog in that hunt" guy.
520
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,098
Yep, that's me.
521
00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:24,925
Cool.
522
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,796
Who the fuck are you?
523
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,145
I live across the street.
524
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,368
Something else
I can help you with?
525
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,543
I'm Elliott.
526
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,632
Like E.T.?
527
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,418
No, like the musician
Elliott Smith.
528
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:40,984
The guy who stabbed himself
in the heart?
529
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,769
My mom really likes him.
530
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:43,552
She a cutter?
531
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,381
-No.
-She is.
532
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,600
And also you look
a little like a preemie.
533
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,602
I'm sure she drank
while she was pregnant.
534
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,213
I saw you on TV.
535
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,954
Yeah, you said that already.
536
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,042
No, I meant your video.
537
00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:59,394
Well, take a good look at what
a celebrity looks like, kid.
538
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,831
What's that?
539
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,094
Don't worry about it.
540
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,098
Who is that?
541
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:08,925
[rock and roll music]
542
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,676
Holy shit.
543
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:21,764
[Elliott] What?
544
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:22,809
I know her.
545
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,375
My mom?
546
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,942
Yeah, we went to
high school together.
547
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,292
She was a gothy art nerd,
flat as a rail.
548
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,078
Good on you art nerd, nice rack.
549
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,341
Did you know
that TV adds 10 pounds?
550
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,518
-Hey, you got a dad?
-Do you?
551
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:37,345
Whatever.
552
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,523
You look way fatter on TV.
553
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,404
Your mom gave me a handy
at Fright Night.
554
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,103
You're a loser.
555
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,281
Your cummy handed mom, my dick.
556
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,284
[laughs]
557
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,157
Hey honey, who were you
talking to out there?
558
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,245
Some shitty actor.
559
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,812
Whoa, language.
560
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:11,248
Actor?
561
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,423
Yep.
562
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,208
He does commercials.
563
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:16,340
I think his name is--
564
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,865
Uh, Bo Treadwill?
565
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:27,743
Yep, that's Bo Treadwill.
566
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,181
Looks like he's doing real good.
567
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,531
He's kind of an asshole.
568
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,097
What did I say? Now go ahead,
569
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,185
start your homework.
570
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:35,969
Dinner will be in a few.
571
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,105
Also, he said you gave him
a hand--
572
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,542
Homework!
573
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,892
Start it up!
574
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,111
And I don't want you talking
to him anymore,
575
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,939
-okay?
-[Elliott] Okay.
576
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,245
[playful music]
577
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,161
Oh shit.
578
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,559
Uh.
579
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,480
Well, well, well,
580
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,005
if it isn't gothy cuts herself.
581
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,746
Well, well, well.
582
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,575
If it isn't pees on a cop
like a complete dickhead.
583
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,578
Sassy, I like it.
584
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,536
You can take the girl out of
the Courtney Love clothes,
585
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,843
but you can't take the
Courtney Love out of the girl.
586
00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:26,672
Hey, that is an excellent
bathrobe you're wearing.
587
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,064
Thanks, it's leopard.
588
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,023
Yeah, I can see that.
589
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,286
You look like Kirstie Alley.
590
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:34,897
I miss this.
591
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:36,116
Excuse me?
592
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:37,334
This is just so us.
593
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,120
We had one class together
in high school.
594
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,600
-Yeah.
-And every day
595
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,776
you asked me if The Craft
596
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:44,777
was my favorite movie.
597
00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,127
-Is it?
-No.
598
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,520
God, Fairuza Balk's
real hot in that.
599
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,262
Okay, not so great to see you.
600
00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:53,655
-Oh hey wait, I'm just--
-[ankle bracelet buzzing]
601
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:54,830
-[ankle bracelet buzzing]
-Shit.
602
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,397
[laughs]
603
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,834
Is that as far as you can go?
604
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,531
I can only go 100 feet.
605
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,709
[laughs] Is that because
of the hm?
606
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:05,841
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
607
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:08,409
-Mm, how lucky for me.
-Ha, ha, ha.
608
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:13,022
Listen, I'm going to be hanging
out over here for
the next couple months,
609
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,938
so I'm thinking that means
you and I need to... hang.
610
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,157
And that's my cue to leave.
611
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,507
Hey, what's up with Ingrid
in there?
612
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,334
Hey,
613
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:23,467
his name is Elliott.
614
00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,296
-Yeah, what's his deal?
-He's my son.
615
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,298
Well, I know that
but why is he so weird?
616
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,865
He is gifted.
617
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,085
Oh, that's code for nerd.
618
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,695
[scoffs] He--
619
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:35,697
He's shy.
620
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,744
On a scale of one to Ducky,
621
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:39,701
how much of a nerd
are we talking about?
622
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,185
He's had a hard time
and he has this thing
with wanting to be popular.
623
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,796
He should play football.
Then those two little shits
wouldn't pick on him.
624
00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:50,538
Football is not the answer.
625
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:55,151
[scoffs]
Football got you to give me
a handy at Fright Night '97.
626
00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,632
That was a bottle
of vodka and a Klonopin
627
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,373
and I thought you were
Joey McIntyre.
628
00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,592
What was your excuse for
the rest of the team?
629
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,812
-[slapping]
-Oh! Whoo!
630
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,119
Stay away from my kid.
631
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:12,647
[door slamming]
632
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:14,954
She likes me.
633
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:16,607
[upbeat organ based music]
634
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:40,806
Boned [laughs].
635
00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:01,609
[R&B music]
636
00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,090
Mm.
637
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,230
Nice.
638
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,190
I bet we fucked.
639
00:29:18,147 --> 00:29:19,018
[knocking on door]
640
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:20,367
Enter.
641
00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:24,763
What's up, preemie?
642
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,069
I was in the iron bunker today.
643
00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:29,985
I saw your photo
on the wall of fame.
644
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,207
And I also found this.
645
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,778
-Where'd you get this?
-I ripped it out of my mom's
646
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:40,953
old yearbook.
647
00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:43,999
You know, you're not supposed
to be talking to me, right?
648
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:45,566
-I know.
-So what were you
649
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,481
doing in the iron bunker?
650
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,700
-Were you good at football?
-I was unstoppable.
651
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,833
-What position did you play?
-I played supreme badass.
652
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,617
-Did you play college?
-For a minute.
653
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:56,055
-Did your dad teach you--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
654
00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,404
What are
all the questions about?
655
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,753
So you could coach me
if you wanted?
656
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,973
-What?
-Well,
657
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,018
you could coach
the basics, right?
658
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,715
What you gettin' at here, scrot?
659
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:07,806
I want to try out for football.
660
00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:10,504
I just don't know how to play.
661
00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,201
[laughing]
662
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:13,420
What's so funny?
663
00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,640
Well, I mean, don't you
have some little friend
664
00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:17,641
that can help you?
665
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:18,729
Not really.
666
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:20,906
Well, what's in it for me?
667
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,385
What do you want?
668
00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:27,347
Okay, anytime I need anything,
669
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:28,652
and I mean anything,
670
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,786
you go get it for me?
671
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,136
Like what?
672
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:36,530
I don't know,
let's start with some hooch.
673
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,184
-What's hooch?
-It's alcohol,
674
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,576
you dick fart.
675
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:40,534
I'm only 12.
676
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,188
So, get inventive.
677
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,407
Why can't you get it yourself?
678
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,670
[hand smacking]
679
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,063
-Oh.
-Do you want to learn
680
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,325
to play football or not?
681
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:51,588
Now we got a deal?
682
00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:54,026
-Deal.
-Hey, hey.
683
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,029
Why you want to play
football so bad?
684
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,421
There's...
685
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,208
There's this... girl.
686
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:03,731
Really?
687
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:06,995
Is she hot?
688
00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:11,173
I don't know.
She wears glasses.
689
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,871
Say no more, we got
a She's All That situation.
690
00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:14,698
I get you, bro.
691
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,658
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
"Daniel-san".
692
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,313
Your training's already begun.
693
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:27,059
First lesson, when you make
a deal with someone you shake
hands like a man.
694
00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:31,367
What the hell's that?
695
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,022
You just shook my hand
like a vagina.
696
00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:35,154
What?
697
00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,243
You ever play baseball before?
698
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,244
Tee ball.
699
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,158
Same difference.
700
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,507
Grip it like a baseball bat.
701
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,422
Firm, not squeezing.
702
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:44,903
Good, now look me in the eyes.
703
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,297
Boom. That's it.
704
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,473
Now get the hell out of here,
nut sack.
705
00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:52,736
[upbeat rock and roll music]
706
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:01,310
It's going to be dove season
pretty soon.
707
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:03,486
Mm, you ready?
708
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,576
Yeah, I guess so.
709
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:09,971
I guess you are.
710
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:11,886
Can I be excused?
711
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,670
No, no, no.
712
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,981
Got my CrossFit on this morning.
713
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,504
-Mm.
-See that?
714
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,681
I'm going to get a
little tan time tomorrow.
715
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:25,987
You know what my mom
used to say?
716
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,033
She said when you get a tan,
717
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,252
people think you're somebody.
718
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:31,906
How about you?
719
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,299
Hm?
720
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:34,909
You somebody?
721
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,044
[laughing]
722
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:40,959
Yeah.
723
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:42,830
[laughing]
724
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,268
That woman, she spoke
some truths.
725
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,139
Yeah?
726
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:55,799
Hey, Sammy's asking for
an Uncle Bo bedtime story.
727
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,279
Think you could pop a mint
728
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,802
and try not to destroy
her innocence?
729
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:00,891
In a minute.
730
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:07,724
Also Dad called... again.
731
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,211
What are you doing on Saturday?
732
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:19,084
Always making money.
733
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:21,956
I'm sure I could squeeze you in.
734
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:25,003
Well, I was thinking
it would be really fun
735
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,700
for you to come
with me and Elliott
736
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,007
to the fall Pumpkin Festival.
737
00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,226
[laughs] Really?
738
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,575
Yeah.
739
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,751
Isn't he too old
for that kind of stuff?
740
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:35,578
Aren't you too old
for that shit?
741
00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,058
Oh hey, language.
742
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:37,885
Stuff.
743
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,539
Sorry Mom.
744
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:44,370
But... we go every year.
745
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,807
What dude goes to the pumpkin
patch with their momma
746
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:50,550
-after eight years old?
-I don't want to go.
747
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,031
See, he doesn't want to go.
748
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,339
Okay.
749
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,124
'Kay, never mind.
750
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:00,864
Solved.
751
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,520
Hey, can you not be mean please?
752
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:07,001
I'm just saying, look at him.
753
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:08,568
He's not a kid anymore.
754
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,526
Hey, come here.
755
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:18,752
How 'about we do this?
756
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,408
How 'about we toss Elliott
20 bucks.
757
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:23,800
We tell him to go get pizza
758
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,500
and then you and I play
hide the speed boat
759
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,631
in that little pumpkin patch.
760
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:33,984
-[laughs]
-What does that even mean?
761
00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:36,726
-Okay.
-Oh yeah?
762
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:37,858
-[phone beeping]
-All right.
763
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,774
Oh, yep, got to go.
764
00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:42,906
Mm.
765
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:43,690
-Ew.
-What?
766
00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:50,131
Finish your dinner.
767
00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,613
Eat all the salady things.
768
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,005
Fine.
769
00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:12,806
[phone ringing]
770
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:18,072
Hi, it's Talia. I'll never
listen to this voicemail
771
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:18,986
so why don't you--
772
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:19,856
[sighs] You fucking suck.
773
00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:32,913
[car door closing]
774
00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:34,219
[car revving]
775
00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:46,318
Fo fucking shizzle.
776
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,623
[car screeching]
777
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,282
What a dick.
778
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,024
We are the hurricanes, the
mighty, mighty hurricanes.
779
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,504
We hit hard, we hit fast,
780
00:35:58,634 --> 00:35:59,505
we hit the land
781
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:00,419
with [mumbles] that.
782
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,377
You ready? Come at me.
783
00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:03,552
Try and tackle me.
784
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:04,466
Really?
785
00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,685
Come on.
786
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:06,381
Don't be such a pussy.
787
00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:07,730
Try and tackle me.
788
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,429
Okay.
789
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,560
[thudding]
790
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:12,909
Ow.
791
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:17,044
[laughs] Too high, man.
792
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,655
You can't tackle nobody
running up high like that.
793
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,569
Line back up.
794
00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,620
Now get down in your stance.
795
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,884
Get down in your stance,
lunch box.
796
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:33,626
-You ready?
-Yeah.
797
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,498
-[hand slapping]
-Ow. Ow. [gasps]
798
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,413
You can't put all your weight
on your hand.
799
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,937
-What the fuck?
-Hey, language.
800
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:42,896
You always curse.
801
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:44,158
Yeah, 'cause I'm an adult.
802
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,639
-Well, not really.
-Hey,
803
00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:48,641
you're the one who asked
me to teach you football.
804
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,165
I got to see
where your skills are at.
805
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,298
Well, all you're doing
is hitting me.
806
00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,169
Yeah, buddy, that's football.
807
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,779
Running, hitting,
808
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,868
jumping, hitting, catching,
809
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,000
hitting.
810
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,393
Unless you're a kicker
811
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,264
and those guys are total ladies.
812
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,309
Maybe I'm a quarterback.
813
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,314
Come on up.
814
00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:11,968
[ball hitting]
815
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:13,753
Well, you're not a receiver.
816
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:17,844
All right.
817
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:21,239
Hit me, I'm open.
818
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,122
So like I was saying, Montana,
819
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,297
you got to learn to tackle.
820
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:39,257
Listen,
821
00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:40,910
you're soft, you're unathletic,
822
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,522
and hey, you're pretty much
the culmination of Rudy.
823
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,263
Who?
824
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:47,177
You got to be shitting me?
825
00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:52,052
-Rudy,the movie
with Sean Astin.
-Who's Sean Astin?
826
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,533
Oh you know,
Mikey from Goonies,duh.
827
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,230
That stupid treasure movie?
828
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,714
I will punch you in your
crap lousy mouth
829
00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:03,455
if I ever hear
blasphemy like that again.
830
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,284
Sorry.
831
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:08,286
Come on.
832
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:09,765
Wait.
833
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:10,505
Where are we going?
834
00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,335
You and I
are going to go watch Rudy
835
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,467
and today, you're gonna
learn to be a man.
836
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:19,949
I don't understand.
837
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,169
Why can't we just watch it
on Netflix?
838
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:24,737
'Cause that's lame.
839
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:25,781
Not really.
840
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:26,521
I have it on my iPad.
841
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:27,609
It's easy.
842
00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,701
We're going to watch
this VHS together
843
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,094
because it means more this way.
844
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,444
Like we waited all week
to rent it
845
00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,185
from it from Captain
Video and tanning salon,
846
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,318
the way
it's supposed to be watched.
847
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,150
[intro music]
848
00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:08,868
[man yelling]
849
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:23,317
I am so sorry.
850
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,840
You were so right.
851
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:26,799
I know.
852
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:27,930
That was the greatest thing
853
00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:28,931
I've ever seen.
854
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,632
[sniffs] That's how you
have to be, like Rudy.
855
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:35,895
I can do it.
856
00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:40,639
Will you help me?
857
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,513
I will be your
secret African American
858
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,297
groundskeeper coach.
859
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,125
Hey, you tell your mom
about this yet?
860
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,780
Don't worry about it.
861
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:52,520
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
862
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:54,827
We start for real tomorrow
863
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,134
-and I got your
first training task.
-Ready.
864
00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,049
Okay, go steal me
a pack of your mom's cigs.
865
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:00,876
She doesn't smoke.
866
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,051
Yes she does.
867
00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,401
Now go.
868
00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:05,490
-Go, I'm timing you.
-[Elliott laughing]
869
00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:07,622
You're not back,
I'm making you run sprints.
870
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,058
♪ Only you
871
00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:11,974
♪ Can write the story
872
00:40:12,105 --> 00:40:13,149
[whistle blowing]
873
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,586
[Elliott panting]
874
00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:16,805
Get up.
875
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,372
Ow!
876
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:22,376
♪ You're on your way
877
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,334
♪ Got to fight to win ♪
878
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:25,727
♪ You're on your way
879
00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:26,467
[Elliott grunting]
880
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:28,643
♪ Get better every day
881
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,210
♪ You're on your way
882
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,472
Help me!
883
00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:33,779
[Bo laughing]
884
00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,041
-[ball hitting]
-Ow!
885
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:35,824
[ball hitting]
886
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:37,870
The ball, it's coming.
887
00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,175
That's it, now tuck it.
888
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,177
So we need to practice more.
889
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,788
-Go back over there.
-Okay.
890
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:45,007
♪ It's a hard road
891
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,182
♪ Up to the top
892
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:51,231
♪ And the key is
To never stop, no ♪
893
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:52,798
♪ This is real
894
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,583
♪ There's no pretending
895
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,585
♪ Only you
896
00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:00,893
-♪ Can write the ending
-[laughing]
897
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,678
♪ Getting better every day
898
00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:07,508
-Go!
-♪ And it's the price
899
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,075
♪ You pay to play
You're on your way ♪
900
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,165
♪ Gettin' better every day
901
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,471
♪ You're on your way
902
00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:16,517
♪ It's the price
You pay to play ♪
903
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,357
-This is your enemy.
-Okay.
904
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,314
This is the quarterback.
905
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,709
Your mission is to sack
the quarterback.
906
00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:36,319
How do I do that?
907
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:37,407
The swim move.
908
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:38,887
What's that?
909
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:40,410
It's what made me famous.
910
00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,283
Here, watch me.
911
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:45,328
Now I'm the defensive tackle.
912
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:46,765
Line down.
913
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:48,636
So here I am.
914
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:49,637
Hips cocked back,
915
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,638
ready to explode.
916
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,685
And as soon as I see the
offensive lineman's
917
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:54,555
hand move,
918
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:55,904
then I step.
919
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,994
I take my outside hand,
920
00:41:59,125 --> 00:41:59,908
I hit the shoulder,
921
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:00,822
I swim over the top.
922
00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:02,041
I sack
923
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,738
the quarterback and that
924
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:05,174
is how you become the hero.
925
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:08,308
That is how you bed
the homecoming queen.
926
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,439
Awesome.
927
00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:15,489
Ugh, you deserve it.
928
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:16,751
Don't tell your mother.
929
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:18,623
Okay.
930
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,238
You did good today, preemie.
931
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:26,979
Thanks.
932
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:27,762
[spits] Uh!
933
00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:29,634
That's nasty.
934
00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:30,591
Why do--
935
00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:34,029
What are you looking at?
936
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:35,596
Nothing.
937
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,206
Just drink your beer.
938
00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:38,730
Actually
939
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:41,863
I brought my own.
940
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:43,735
[laughing]
941
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,308
-What's this girl like, huh?
-Who?
942
00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:53,701
The girl you're doing
all this for?
943
00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:54,484
What's her name?
944
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:56,486
Emily.
945
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:57,836
Nice name.
946
00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,011
I like it, classy.
947
00:42:59,141 --> 00:42:59,751
Very Dickensian.
948
00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:01,579
[Elliott] What?
949
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:02,797
Nothing.
950
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:04,712
So you guys made out yet?
951
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:05,539
No.
952
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,890
I mean she's super popular
953
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,370
and only hangs out
with football players.
954
00:43:11,806 --> 00:43:12,546
Like B.J.
955
00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,375
Is that that dingle berry
who rags on you?
956
00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:22,425
Fuck B.J. I mean she knows
you exist, that's good.
957
00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:24,863
She smile at you,
laugh at your jokes?
958
00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:25,907
Kind of.
959
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,648
Boom. That's your in.
960
00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:29,302
Listen,
if there's one things I know,
961
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:30,303
it's picking up chicks.
962
00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:31,652
Give a lot of mine have been
963
00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:33,088
drunk chicks at a bar,
964
00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:34,263
I can still help you out.
965
00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,613
See, all you got to do
966
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:37,136
is walk up to that girl
967
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,007
and say hey, I think you're hot.
968
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,356
And I dig talking to you
969
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,531
and I think you and I should
hang out
970
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,924
sometime just us.
971
00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:44,273
That's not really asking.
972
00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:47,146
-That's telling.
-Exactly.
973
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,627
You tell her
you're going to hang out.
974
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:51,759
You look like a badass
and she gets all wet.
975
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,459
Well, where do I take her
on a date?
976
00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:57,722
I'm only in middle school.
977
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,768
Well,
I always liked to take girls
978
00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,161
on a first date
putt-putt golfing.
979
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,728
That way if they date sucks,
980
00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:04,903
at least you get to play
putt-putt.
981
00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:06,426
Everybody loves putt-putt.
982
00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:09,516
You talk like you're
stuck in an 80's movie.
983
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,997
90s were pretty badass too.
984
00:44:12,867 --> 00:44:15,000
You're not as much of a dick
as my mom thinks you are.
985
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:16,610
Thanks.
986
00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:21,441
Hey,
987
00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:23,661
did your dad
988
00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,576
ever teach you any
of this stuff?
989
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:27,708
What stuff?
990
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,362
Well, girls and football?
991
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,191
Sort of.
992
00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:33,453
I mean when he wasn't passed out
993
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,323
facedown on a couch.
994
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,283
He wasn't exactly president
of the booster club.
995
00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:39,067
Hey, can I ask you
one more question?
996
00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:40,329
-Could I stop you?
-No.
997
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:43,289
What is the shocker?
998
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,421
It's two in the pink,
one in the stink.
999
00:44:46,988 --> 00:44:47,685
Awesome.
1000
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,471
[playful jangly rock
and roll music]
1001
00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:05,224
Watch where you're going, Dumbo.
1002
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,355
[Elliott] What are you doing?
1003
00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:08,270
-[laughing]
-Is this
1004
00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:09,184
how it's going to be
on the field?
1005
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,056
I can't wait to lay
1006
00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:12,710
your dumb ass out on tryouts.
1007
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,711
[laughing]
1008
00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:16,975
Football isn't for pussies!
1009
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,064
Let's go.
1010
00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:21,936
Hey!
1011
00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:23,633
Come here, come here.
1012
00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,812
You guys think you're
pretty cool, don't ya?
1013
00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:29,596
Picking on that little kid
like that?
1014
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:31,729
Well, let me tell you something.
1015
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:32,686
You're going to go to
1016
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:33,731
high school
1017
00:45:33,861 --> 00:45:35,254
and you're going to be so cool
1018
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:36,777
and everybody's
going to love you.
1019
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,431
And you're going to laid
all the time
1020
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:39,737
and then you're going to get out
1021
00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:42,087
and nobody's going to give
a shit
1022
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,611
because you're going to
be fat, jobless turds.
1023
00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:47,396
And that kid in there,
1024
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,703
he's going to be president.
1025
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:52,837
Your fly's down.
1026
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:54,403
[laughing]
1027
00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:56,188
Shit.
1028
00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:03,761
[crickets chirping]
1029
00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:11,638
[banging]
1030
00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:12,987
What the--
1031
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,600
-[glass falling]
-Oh, what the--
1032
00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:18,776
Sorry about that.
1033
00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,082
What's up?
1034
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:23,693
What are you doing here?
1035
00:46:24,607 --> 00:46:25,478
I knew you smoked.
1036
00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,002
We should hang.
1037
00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:30,744
Are you asking me or telling me?
1038
00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:32,050
We're drinking.
1039
00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,575
Sorry, I can't. I have
a bunch of work to do.
1040
00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:38,186
Oh come on. Just one little
drink with little old me.
1041
00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:39,753
Brought my own.
1042
00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:42,756
Okay fine.
1043
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,626
One drink
1044
00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:46,151
but that's only
because that was the last
1045
00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:47,413
of my bottle.
1046
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,719
Come on.
1047
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,026
Did my kid get that for you?
1048
00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,376
Uh...
1049
00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,165
[laughing]
1050
00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:03,864
No, no, you did too.
1051
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,301
No, no, I did not.
1052
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,827
You forget that I have seen
you in all of your glory.
1053
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,393
Oh give me a break.
1054
00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:12,873
That was one time.
1055
00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:15,397
And I didn't even take
my shirt off.
1056
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:16,877
Listen, if you can't admit
the tattoo
1057
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,270
then I can't help you.
1058
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,185
I got ink.
1059
00:47:20,315 --> 00:47:21,403
Oh really, let me see it.
1060
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,406
-Okay.
-[laughing]
1061
00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:26,321
Oh!
1062
00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:27,235
[laughs] Oh my God,
1063
00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:29,063
is that a shamrock?
1064
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,022
Yes, ma'am, I'm Irish.
1065
00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:33,676
That's a tramp stamp.
1066
00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:34,503
You do know that, right?
1067
00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:35,765
Yeah.
1068
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,550
You know,
1069
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,813
you would think I'd lose ass
1070
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,206
because of it, but girls
actually like it.
1071
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:42,947
It's like we relate
to each other,
1072
00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:44,383
you know, making bad choices,
1073
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,385
getting all drunk at Cabo.
1074
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:50,258
[laughs] You always did that.
1075
00:47:50,389 --> 00:47:51,216
Made bad choices?
1076
00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,608
No, well yeah.
1077
00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,830
But no, no.
You always had this way
1078
00:47:56,961 --> 00:48:01,269
with making the stupidest,
dumbest ideas
1079
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,576
seem like so amazing and fun.
1080
00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:05,186
I know we didn't really
know each other that well,
1081
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,361
but I always liked that
about you.
1082
00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:09,799
I thought you thought
I was a dick.
1083
00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:14,108
Mm. No, I mean I thought
you were insecure
1084
00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:16,284
and overcompensating,
1085
00:48:16,763 --> 00:48:19,766
but I knew deep down that
you were a good dude.
1086
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,724
Like the time
1087
00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,204
you pulled Josh Stuart out
1088
00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:24,118
of a recycling bin.
1089
00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:26,816
Uh, I cheated off
of him in math.
1090
00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:27,687
I can't have him transferred.
1091
00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:29,210
No, you were--
1092
00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:32,083
You were kind to everybody.
1093
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:35,521
I forgot about that.
1094
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:38,611
That's why we hooked up.
1095
00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:44,617
[laughs] What happened to you?
1096
00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:45,531
[scoffs]
1097
00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:46,575
Dick.
1098
00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:50,014
-Your turn.
-My turn what?
1099
00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:52,146
I showed you mine,
now you show me yours.
1100
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,669
Oh whatever, hold that.
1101
00:48:58,936 --> 00:48:59,762
No.
1102
00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:00,981
[laughs]
1103
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,244
It was a fake tattoo.
1104
00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,681
I thought it'd make me
look older.
1105
00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:07,814
Oh my God,
I've been waiting for years
1106
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,207
to see that tattoo again.
1107
00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:10,730
-Oh really?
-Yeah, what girl
1108
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:12,471
in high school has a tattoo?
1109
00:49:13,254 --> 00:49:14,560
You might've been
the one that got away.
1110
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:15,778
Yeah right.
1111
00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:20,044
No seriously, I mean--
1112
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:21,697
You know you're the type of
girl that gets away, right?
1113
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:27,399
Thanks.
1114
00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:31,011
I'm the type of guy
that gives it away.
1115
00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:33,971
What do you mean?
1116
00:49:34,101 --> 00:49:35,015
You know what I mean
1117
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:35,885
I just sort of...
1118
00:49:38,410 --> 00:49:39,324
gave my moments away.
1119
00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:41,326
Uh, Bo.
1120
00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:47,332
Hey, I really appreciate
1121
00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:50,726
what you're doing with Elliott.
It's so sweet--
1122
00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:51,771
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-And I know that you're having--
1123
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:53,164
Whoa, whoa.
1124
00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,122
Whoa, you got
the wrong idea here.
1125
00:49:56,515 --> 00:50:00,475
I got a girlfriend
and she's... hot.
1126
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:01,781
And--
1127
00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:03,696
Okay [laughs].
1128
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,351
I actually got to go right now
1129
00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:10,572
and... I got to FaceTime
playtime with her, you know?
1130
00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:11,704
Hey yeah.
1131
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,663
Classy, okay, Bo.
1132
00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:15,925
You go ahead and do that.
1133
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,405
It's going to be awesome, so...
1134
00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,018
Thank you for helping Elliott.
1135
00:50:32,638 --> 00:50:33,813
[phone ringing]
1136
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:40,428
Mm, goddamn it.
1137
00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:41,603
[bottles clinking]
1138
00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:45,694
[phone ringing]
1139
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:56,662
Hello?
1140
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:57,750
Did you call?
1141
00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:00,144
Yeah, like 20 times.
1142
00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:02,450
Oh, sorry.
1143
00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,148
So I'm in Tennessee.
1144
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,325
Yeah, I saw that video.
1145
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,761
It was hilarious.
1146
00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,154
Whatever.
1147
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:12,808
So I haven't talked to
you in like a month.
1148
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,376
Yeah, I've been crazy busy.
1149
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:18,466
I did an ayahuasca ceremony
this weekend
1150
00:51:18,597 --> 00:51:19,859
in Joshua Tree with Eric.
1151
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,079
Who the hell's Eric?
1152
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,385
My friend, the musician.
1153
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:26,300
He also works
at that juice place.
1154
00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,869
I don't know him but okay.
1155
00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:31,566
So listen, it looks like
1156
00:51:31,697 --> 00:51:32,741
I'm going to be here
longer than expected.
1157
00:51:33,612 --> 00:51:34,743
Yeah.
1158
00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,441
Like two more months.
1159
00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,051
Okay.
1160
00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:41,315
Uhm. Thinkin' maybe you
want to come visit
1161
00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:44,318
or maybe send me a care
package or something?
1162
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,103
Oh.
1163
00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:51,064
It's just that I'm
super busy with my album
1164
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,240
and I'm designing this
sort of clothing line.
1165
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,721
I'm calling it Bohemian Life.
1166
00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:59,116
So it's just hard for me to
get away to come to Tennessee.
1167
00:51:59,246 --> 00:51:59,899
Are you kiddin'?
1168
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:01,509
What?
1169
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,641
What the fuck are you
1170
00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:03,859
talking about right now?
1171
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:06,253
Excuse me?
1172
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:07,863
You're my girlfriend
1173
00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:09,735
and you don't even have
enough time
1174
00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:11,954
to send me a picture
for my spank bank?
1175
00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:15,044
First, I don't believe
in putting myself
1176
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:18,047
in a box labeled girlfriend.
1177
00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:19,136
[Bo] We've been dating
for over a year.
1178
00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,791
-I thought this was
a more open thing.
-Wait, wait a minute.
1179
00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,315
Does that mean you've been
banging guys this whole time?
1180
00:52:24,445 --> 00:52:26,143
Second, I resent the implication
1181
00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:28,232
that I'm just some
hot piece of ass.
1182
00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:29,885
Of course you are.
1183
00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,452
Why else would I date you?
1184
00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:34,325
Ah, I'm a business woman.
1185
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,675
Oh, you work at Happy Danny's.
1186
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,156
You think you're so important
1187
00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,548
with your stupid commercials.
1188
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:42,637
Just 'cause you wear
a cowboy hat
1189
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:43,899
doesn't make you Magic Mike.
1190
00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:46,250
What's that supposed to mean?
1191
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,165
When we first started dating
1192
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:51,298
you might've looked like
Channing Tatum, but now
1193
00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:54,954
you're just like
his sad, chubby cousin.
1194
00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:57,826
Everybody knows that the
camera adds ten pounds!
1195
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:01,830
Look, I'm trying to bliss out
right now,
1196
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:05,704
and you're putting a
huge bummer on my mellow.
1197
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:07,140
So maybe we should just
1198
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:08,924
say goodbye and move on.
1199
00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:12,841
I'm really sorry you got fired
1200
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,713
and TMZ made you
video of the week,
1201
00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,847
but it's not my fault that
you're unhappy and a dick.
1202
00:53:18,978 --> 00:53:20,762
Piss off with all your
hippy bullshit.
1203
00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:23,504
I'm Bohemian chic.
1204
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:26,028
That's a load of shit.
You're not Bohemian.
1205
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,379
And just 'cause you name
yourself Talia,
1206
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:31,425
it doesn't' make up for the fact
that you're still Megan
from Delaware.
1207
00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:33,688
-You're an asshole!
-Oh yeah?
1208
00:53:33,819 --> 00:53:36,517
Well, I banged your friend Lucy
and I lied.
1209
00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:38,432
You can totally tell
you had Botox
1210
00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,173
'cause your fucking forehead
doesn't move.
1211
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,000
[grunting]
1212
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:47,354
[inhaling]
1213
00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:50,314
Argh!
1214
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,012
Fa!
1215
00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,058
[soft rock and roll music]
1216
00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:10,725
[phone clicking]
1217
00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,815
♪ The love that you lost ♪
1218
00:54:14,686 --> 00:54:15,339
[Bo laughing]
1219
00:54:17,993 --> 00:54:20,169
♪ You can never get back
1220
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:21,867
[Bo] I don't need a bathroom.
1221
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,912
I use a bucket
1222
00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:25,479
-like I'm on vacation.
-You're not on vacation.
1223
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,568
You've stolen
a five-year-old's house.
1224
00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:29,831
Oh, you said you make
house calls
1225
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:31,093
and this is my house.
1226
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,574
You're a loser,
that ain't a house.
1227
00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:34,923
Whatever.
1228
00:54:35,054 --> 00:54:36,447
[door slamming]
1229
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:40,102
♪ And your days are a disaster
1230
00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:42,801
♪ So you smash your
Stratocaster ♪
1231
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:47,936
♪ But I know it'll be
All right ♪
1232
00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,897
♪ Not every love lasts
1233
00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:54,247
♪ You got to walk a new path ♪
1234
00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,598
♪ And don't look back
1235
00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:03,430
[car revving]
1236
00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:08,392
[bottles clinking]
1237
00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:14,789
All right.
1238
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,139
[kissing]
1239
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,100
[laughing]
1240
00:55:24,582 --> 00:55:25,322
Hey!
1241
00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:31,415
[laughs] I ain't
got a dog in that hunt.
1242
00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:32,329
That's you, isn't it?
1243
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:34,069
[Bo] Yeah, that's me.
1244
00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:37,290
[laughs] I saw that video.
1245
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:38,900
Man, you were shit faced.
1246
00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,337
You pissed all over that cop.
1247
00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:41,773
What are you doing here, man?
1248
00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:42,556
I live here.
1249
00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:45,167
That's my sister's house.
1250
00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:47,213
I live in the playhouse.
1251
00:55:47,866 --> 00:55:48,519
In the pink playhouse.
1252
00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:50,521
Dude, I'm on house arrest.
1253
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,436
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1254
00:55:52,566 --> 00:55:53,219
I heard that.
1255
00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:56,875
So you checking out my girl
back there?
1256
00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:00,095
No, I'm not checking out your--
1257
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:01,314
You're the one
that's teaching the runt
1258
00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:02,489
to play football.
1259
00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:04,752
I'm sorry, who are you?
1260
00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:16,547
I sell luxury boats.
1261
00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:19,201
Do you know what that means?
1262
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,509
That means
1263
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,119
I sell high end
nautical vehicles
1264
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,947
for lots of money.
1265
00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:30,082
I've seen Glengarry Glen Ross
27 times.
1266
00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:33,390
I promise you I always close.
1267
00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:38,003
Hey, Bo.
1268
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:42,399
I don't blame you for looking.
1269
00:56:42,529 --> 00:56:44,923
I mean that is one perfect
apple bottom.
1270
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,275
I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
1271
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,061
[laughs]
Dude, that shit's funny.
1272
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:02,897
[knocking on door]
1273
00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:14,953
Oh, I was wondering if we were
going to go practice today.
1274
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,258
I'm taking a sick day.
1275
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:22,700
Are you joking?
1276
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:24,963
What, Sally?
1277
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,921
Did you water like
I asked you to?
1278
00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,229
No, I didn't because
I'm in the middle
1279
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:31,578
of something right now.
1280
00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:33,319
I asked you like 12 times
1281
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,190
to water the goddamn flowers.
1282
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,018
And I said I would,
1283
00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:38,672
but right now I'm busy.
1284
00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:40,500
Yeah, busy being
a piece of shit.
1285
00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:54,732
How's this, Sally?
1286
00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:57,082
Are the flowers watered?
1287
00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:01,695
Aw, Sally, look at me.
1288
00:58:01,826 --> 00:58:03,610
I'm watering the flowers
[laughs].
1289
00:58:05,264 --> 00:58:09,486
Oh, hm, looks like the bird
feeder needs more bird seed.
1290
00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,027
[thudding]
1291
00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:30,594
Flowers watered.
1292
00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:44,172
[Elliott] Is that you?
1293
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:45,739
Yeah.
1294
00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:47,828
Back when I used to be somebody.
1295
00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:50,483
So I really need to practice.
1296
00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:52,746
And it's been like
the third day in a row
1297
00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:54,008
-that you've--
-Don't press me, kid.
1298
00:58:56,707 --> 00:58:58,360
But tryouts are Monday.
1299
00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:02,626
I still haven't mastered
the swim move.
1300
00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:03,844
I don't know what to tell ya.
1301
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,063
But you promised me.
1302
00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:06,194
Look, just 'cause I let you
1303
00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:07,326
steal some booze for me,
1304
00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:08,327
it doesn't mean we're buddies.
1305
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:10,982
I don't want to be your coach.
1306
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,331
I don't want to be your friend
1307
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:13,854
and I don't care if you
make the team or not.
1308
00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,203
I quit.
1309
00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:17,902
Are you deaf?
1310
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,164
I said I friggin' quit.
1311
00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:20,600
-[Elliott crying]
-Now get out!
1312
00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:27,868
[soft somber music]
1313
00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:56,288
Why does Uncle Bo get to drink
1314
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,332
from the milk carton?
1315
00:59:58,464 --> 00:59:59,944
Because he's a big dumb animal.
1316
01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,336
That's why
he has to sleep outside.
1317
01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:06,298
Little early for you to
be up, isn't it, Lebowski?
1318
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,868
Hey, why don't you mow out back
1319
01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:12,609
before you start the party, huh?
1320
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,262
Don't make me the bad guy here.
1321
01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:15,699
I think I've been
pretty patient with you.
1322
01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,048
All I've asked is
that you keep the lawn
1323
01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:18,615
and you clean up your empties.
1324
01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,225
Why don't you hire someone?
1325
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:21,966
I mean that's why you
married up, isn't it?
1326
01:00:23,402 --> 01:00:24,098
You're a mean drunk.
1327
01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:26,057
Does that remind you of anyone?
1328
01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:27,319
What?
1329
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,451
-It's ridiculous.
-What is?
1330
01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:31,366
You can't even clean up
after yourself.
1331
01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:32,977
-I clean.
-No, you don't.
1332
01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:34,413
Do you think it's a good idea
1333
01:00:34,543 --> 01:00:35,893
that my daughter sees you
sitting outside
1334
01:00:36,023 --> 01:00:37,546
in her kiddie pool all
day drinking vodka, huh?
1335
01:00:38,069 --> 01:00:39,157
Do you?
1336
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:40,506
Do you think you're so special
1337
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,203
that the world owes you
something?
1338
01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:43,552
Well, it doesn't.
1339
01:00:43,683 --> 01:00:45,076
And if you keep sitting
out there
1340
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,904
waitin' for some big
movie moment to happen,
1341
01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,167
well, you're going to
be waitin' a long time.
1342
01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:53,214
I love you,
but this pity party
has gotten out of control.
1343
01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:55,129
If you can't help out
around here,
1344
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,435
then I'm sorry,
but you're going to have to go.
1345
01:00:57,175 --> 01:01:00,352
Go where?
Huh, back to L.A.?
1346
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:03,529
Oh that's right, I don't have
a girlfriend or a job
1347
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,313
and oh, I'm on house arrest!
1348
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,055
So if you're going
to kick me out
1349
01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:10,188
the only place for me
to go is jail.
1350
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:11,842
Well, maybe it'll be good
for you.
1351
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:12,669
[horn honking]
1352
01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:15,715
Cavalry.
1353
01:01:17,108 --> 01:01:18,022
We're not done here.
1354
01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:20,633
Well, well, well,
1355
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,374
check out the jail bird.
1356
01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:24,332
You mean yard bird.
1357
01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:25,986
[laughing]
1358
01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,728
-[Bo] Funny.
-I thought so.
1359
01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:31,209
[Bo] Well, Ronald, I see you've
informed people I'm here.
1360
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:34,908
Well, I didn't really
think it was a big secret.
1361
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,475
I mean everybody knows.
1362
01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,129
So what do you
two assholes want?
1363
01:01:38,259 --> 01:01:40,653
Well, since you never
call us anymore,
1364
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,220
and doesn't look like
you're going anywhere,
1365
01:01:43,308 --> 01:01:45,832
we figured we'd have a
house arrest warming party.
1366
01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:48,879
I've been here
two months already.
1367
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:53,231
Yeah man,
1368
01:01:53,884 --> 01:01:54,754
we've all got kids.
1369
01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:56,408
It's really hard to make plans.
1370
01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,455
So what do you have in mind?
1371
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:02,457
Thought you'd never ask.
1372
01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,200
-Bam.
-Ta da!
1373
01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:08,420
-[Ron] Yeah!
-Here we go.
1374
01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:09,595
Let's get high school wasted,
1375
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,814
[indistinct] some shakes, baby.
1376
01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:12,076
-Whoo, let's do it.
-Hit me, hit me.
1377
01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:14,774
-[Bo] Stop,
I don't want to do this.
-Ready?
1378
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,428
Set, blue 380.
1379
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,343
380, hut, hut.
1380
01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:19,779
I don't, I don't, stop, stop.
1381
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,302
♪ The end of the summer
1382
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:23,957
♪ My heart in
1383
01:02:24,088 --> 01:02:24,784
♪ And I told you so
1384
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,439
[all] Shot gun!
1385
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:28,962
[laughing]
1386
01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:33,140
♪ Then when you finally grew
A conscience ♪
1387
01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:35,186
♪ You left me alone
1388
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,578
[yelling]
1389
01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:39,799
♪ No
1390
01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:41,496
♪ You should probably go
1391
01:02:41,627 --> 01:02:42,628
-Left?
-Left.
1392
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,325
Is left good or bad?
1393
01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,852
♪ 'Cause there's a note
I left on the back page ♪
1394
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:53,770
Bo, you don't understand, man.
1395
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,119
It's all about
the school district
1396
01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:56,076
you end up in,
1397
01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:57,730
otherwise you're screwed.
1398
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,471
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1399
01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:01,734
Yeah, nobody wants their
kid to go to a crap school.
1400
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:04,215
It's true.
I'm spending $500 a week
1401
01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:05,782
so that Horace can
go to Montessori.
1402
01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,566
Your kid's name is Horace?
1403
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:08,697
It's a family name.
1404
01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,438
[laughing]
1405
01:03:10,569 --> 01:03:11,788
Is this what you guys
talk about?
1406
01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:13,311
Yeah man.
1407
01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:14,747
That's some serious shit
1408
01:03:14,878 --> 01:03:15,704
when you have kids.
1409
01:03:16,401 --> 01:03:17,881
I should never have kids.
1410
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,187
Yeah, we know.
1411
01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:22,015
-Oh, fuck off.
-[laughing]
1412
01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:23,887
No man, look,
it's all about the kids.
1413
01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:25,889
Otherwise you grow old and
1414
01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:27,804
what do you have to show
for your life?
1415
01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,850
Uh career maybe, how
many chicks you banged.
1416
01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,286
Really a multitude of shit.
1417
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:33,505
All that stuff fades away.
1418
01:03:35,289 --> 01:03:37,074
Look all I know is that
I'm just glad that I have kids,
1419
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:39,076
even if I can't do
all of this anymore.
1420
01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:41,382
Yeah, but you banged
the prom queen,
1421
01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:43,123
then you actually married her.
1422
01:03:43,254 --> 01:03:45,169
So I'm thinking it's
less about the kids
1423
01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:46,039
and more about the girl.
1424
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:48,389
I just got my ass dumped
1425
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,348
by some hot as balls
choice meat.
1426
01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,089
Well, doesn't that goth
chick live across the street?
1427
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,699
You should hit that.
1428
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,788
And she already has a kid.
1429
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:56,745
Ding, ding.
1430
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:57,659
Instant family.
1431
01:03:57,790 --> 01:03:58,922
I threw some vibe at her
1432
01:03:59,052 --> 01:04:00,358
and immediately got shot down.
1433
01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:01,620
Because she has a kid.
1434
01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:05,189
Chicks with kids don't
want no Hollywood playboy.
1435
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,799
You think I'm
a Hollywood playboy?
1436
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,279
Dude, you're on TV.
1437
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,847
You can bang models.
1438
01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:12,805
Yeah, but, but, she's different.
1439
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:15,982
She's responsible
and like artsy and stuff.
1440
01:04:16,113 --> 01:04:18,985
Oh screw that. Go over there
and tell her what's up.
1441
01:04:19,768 --> 01:04:20,900
-You think?
-Yeah.
1442
01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,206
Go over there and tell her
1443
01:04:22,336 --> 01:04:24,034
that she's lucky
that a star like you
1444
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,252
would even speak to her
1445
01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:26,645
and that she should be grateful.
1446
01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:28,821
And you got a dick like Jesus,
1447
01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:30,562
that you nicknamed Christ.
1448
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:33,957
That's too much, Gil.
1449
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,785
I should.
1450
01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:39,397
I should go over there.
1451
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,659
Bo, I'm not sure that's
a great idea, man.
1452
01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:41,573
Ronald.
1453
01:04:42,095 --> 01:04:43,314
Don't be such a naysayer.
1454
01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:44,141
Do it, Bo.
1455
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:45,533
Do it.
1456
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,013
[chanting] Do it, do it.
1457
01:04:47,144 --> 01:04:48,623
I'm going to do it.
1458
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,886
I'm going.
1459
01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:50,799
[chanting] Do it.
1460
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,236
[Bo] I'm doing it!
1461
01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:52,932
[rock and roll music]
1462
01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:56,544
Yeah Bo, you got this baby.
1463
01:04:56,675 --> 01:04:58,416
[all] Do it, do it.
1464
01:05:00,722 --> 01:05:02,899
Yeah boy, yeah, that's what
I'm talking about baby.
1465
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:08,208
He's going to get it,
he's going to get her.
1466
01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:11,124
Hey, goth nerd!
1467
01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:13,692
Okay, um...
1468
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:16,434
Maybe he meant something else.
1469
01:05:17,261 --> 01:05:18,958
[buddies]
Let's see how this may play out.
1470
01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:20,090
Get out here, woman.
1471
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,221
Okay, come on.
1472
01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:22,309
Yeah, you think
I should go get him?
1473
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,920
No, no, go to the car.
1474
01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,532
You have got a lot of nerve.
1475
01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:29,664
What are you doing
with that guy?
1476
01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:30,535
What are you talking about?
1477
01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:31,666
His name is Brock.
1478
01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:33,016
Oh, you called me out here
1479
01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:34,365
to tell me you don't like
my boyfriend?
1480
01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:35,888
Go home, Bo.
1481
01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:36,715
He sucks.
1482
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:38,456
Oh, I'm sorry.
1483
01:05:38,586 --> 01:05:39,587
So you think I should be
1484
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:40,632
with somebody like you?
1485
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:41,415
Is that what you're thinking?
1486
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:42,373
I'm an artist.
1487
01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,330
You're a mess.
1488
01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:44,114
[Bo heaving]
1489
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:50,250
I cannot believe I let
my kid anywhere near you.
1490
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,646
What is wrong with you?
1491
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:56,996
I don't need this shit.
1492
01:05:57,605 --> 01:05:58,955
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1493
01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:01,000
Go back to your
little pink house
1494
01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,220
and just drink your life away.
That's great.
1495
01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:05,048
I'm not drinking my life away.
1496
01:06:05,178 --> 01:06:06,136
I'm on vacation!
1497
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,094
From what? Life?
1498
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,358
My God, what is so bad
about real life?
1499
01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:16,189
I just needed a minute.
1500
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,321
Well, your time's up, Bo.
1501
01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,192
You're an adult.
Get it together.
1502
01:06:19,323 --> 01:06:20,933
-What about you?
-Oh, what about me?
1503
01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:23,631
What kind of example
are you, huh?
1504
01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:25,982
Single mom.
1505
01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,201
Living in this shit town.
1506
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,682
What are you?
1507
01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:33,293
You're-- Are you a paralegal
1508
01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,339
or a secretary?
1509
01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,297
Or whatever menial job
1510
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,386
they told the pregnant chick
1511
01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:40,300
she could get the easiest.
1512
01:06:44,261 --> 01:06:45,218
Screw you.
1513
01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:50,310
[ominous music]
1514
01:06:58,927 --> 01:06:59,667
[Bo gagging]
1515
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,116
[spitting]
1516
01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:54,679
[thudding]
1517
01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:00,989
[Elliott] Are you okay?
1518
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:02,687
What are you doing here?
1519
01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:04,993
I heard you and my mom.
1520
01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:06,778
Your mom sucks.
1521
01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:07,909
What?
1522
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,128
She'd be lucky
1523
01:08:09,259 --> 01:08:10,477
to get with a guy like this.
1524
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,392
I'm a goddamn TV star.
1525
01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:14,177
You can't date my mom.
1526
01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:17,484
-Why not?
-You're an alcoholic.
1527
01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:20,183
-I like to party.
-You peed on a cop.
1528
01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,184
I know what I did.
1529
01:08:21,314 --> 01:08:22,010
[thudding]
1530
01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:24,665
[Bo grunting]
1531
01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:30,062
Get over here.
1532
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,934
You want to learn
to play football?
1533
01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,110
I'm going to give you
your last lesson.
1534
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,285
Line down.
1535
01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:36,634
Line down in your stance.
1536
01:08:38,157 --> 01:08:38,984
Line down!
1537
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:39,811
I am.
1538
01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:43,684
I thought you were ready, huh?
1539
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,599
I thought I was your hero.
1540
01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,993
I thought you wanted to be
just like me.
1541
01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:49,560
Get up.
1542
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:50,648
Come on, come on.
1543
01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,085
Line down!
1544
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,567
Ow!
1545
01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:57,785
[Elliott crying]
1546
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,048
Are you crying?
1547
01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:01,224
[Elliott] No.
1548
01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:02,486
What a disgrace.
1549
01:09:04,009 --> 01:09:04,705
You know what?
1550
01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:06,620
Fuck you.
1551
01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:07,665
Fuck you!
1552
01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:08,492
Fuck me?
1553
01:09:09,362 --> 01:09:10,233
Fuck me is right.
1554
01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:12,409
Fuck me for wasting my time
1555
01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:14,715
on an unathletic little turd
like you.
1556
01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:16,021
I hate you!
1557
01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:20,199
You are nothing.
1558
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,376
Now get the hell out of here
1559
01:09:23,507 --> 01:09:24,595
and go cry to your mommy.
1560
01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:26,510
[spitting]
1561
01:09:30,296 --> 01:09:31,036
[crashing]
1562
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,741
Fuck!
1563
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:44,658
God!
1564
01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:47,922
[Bo sniffing]
1565
01:10:12,164 --> 01:10:13,165
[soft music]
1566
01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:33,838
♪ The day has come
1567
01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:38,886
♪ I keep on runnin'
1568
01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:42,238
♪ I'm always
1569
01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:43,195
♪ Searchin'
1570
01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:46,459
♪ I'm always
1571
01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:47,765
♪ Searchin'
1572
01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:52,335
♪ I hear you callin'
1573
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:55,642
♪ I'm tired
1574
01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:56,687
♪ From fallin'
1575
01:10:59,298 --> 01:11:01,344
♪ I'm always searchin'
1576
01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:06,479
♪ I'm always searchin'
1577
01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:10,178
♪ I'm ready to lift
This body up ♪
1578
01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:13,269
♪ To a higher ground ♪
1579
01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:19,057
♪ I'm ready to lift
This body up ♪
1580
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:22,147
♪ To a higher ground ♪
1581
01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:27,979
♪ I'm ready to lift
This body up ♪
1582
01:11:28,675 --> 01:11:31,287
♪ To a higher ground
1583
01:11:33,463 --> 01:11:34,420
♪ I'm ready
1584
01:11:34,551 --> 01:11:37,075
♪ To lift this body up
1585
01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:40,296
♪ To a higher ground ♪
1586
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,002
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
1587
01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,842
♪ The dark is burnin'
1588
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:09,325
-♪ My flame is turnin'
-[knocking]
1589
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,807
♪ I'm always searchin'
1590
01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:18,334
♪ I'm always searchin'
1591
01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:22,816
[sighing]
1592
01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:28,779
You never came down.
1593
01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:32,043
I tried calling.
1594
01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:34,306
Yeah, but you could have
come down at any point.
1595
01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:36,439
I wasn't sure you wanted me to.
1596
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,092
I sort of' needed you to.
1597
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:45,273
I don't know what more
you want from me, son. [sighing]
1598
01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:46,623
I don't want anything, Dad.
1599
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,324
Life is complicated.
1600
01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:54,587
Not to a little kid.
1601
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:00,506
That's it?
1602
01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,074
That's it.
1603
01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:11,561
[garage door rumbling]
1604
01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:20,396
[Bo] Oh shit!
1605
01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:31,450
-[car screeching]
-[car honking]
1606
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,670
Hey asshole, why don't you
watch where you're going?
1607
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,021
I'm coming, little buddy.
1608
01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:40,416
I'm coming, little buddy.
1609
01:13:41,329 --> 01:13:41,982
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
1610
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,378
Squad 601 general pursuit.
1611
01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:48,249
[heavy rock and roll music]
1612
01:13:54,255 --> 01:13:54,952
[Bo] Bunny hop, shit!
1613
01:13:58,129 --> 01:13:59,478
Talladega!
1614
01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:05,136
[chattering]
1615
01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:10,184
You're toast, butterball.
1616
01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:10,968
[laughing]
1617
01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:13,057
Nice one!
1618
01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:14,885
[dramatic percussive music]
1619
01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:21,021
[Bo] Elliott, Elliott!
1620
01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,416
Little buddy, I'm coming.
1621
01:14:28,638 --> 01:14:30,466
[Bo] Elliott, Elliott!
1622
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:34,731
Elliott!
1623
01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:36,863
Hey, what are you doing here?
1624
01:14:37,429 --> 01:14:39,300
I should take out a
restraining order on you.
1625
01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:40,693
Stop, I'm here for the kid.
1626
01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:42,869
Bo, if he hurts himself,
I swear to God...
1627
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,958
Whoa there, bulldog man.
1628
01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:49,789
Oh, what are you doing?
1629
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,835
Aren't you
supposed to be chained
in your little pink shack?
1630
01:14:51,965 --> 01:14:52,618
-[smack]
-Oh!
1631
01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:54,054
Oh my God!
1632
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:56,579
It's not a shack.
1633
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:58,842
It's a princess house.
1634
01:14:58,972 --> 01:14:59,973
[whistle blowing]
1635
01:15:00,104 --> 01:15:00,844
[coach] All right, guys.
1636
01:15:00,974 --> 01:15:01,845
Let's get ready.
1637
01:15:01,975 --> 01:15:02,759
[boys yelling]
1638
01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:03,499
[fence rattling]
1639
01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:07,503
[police sirens]
1640
01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:12,203
[coach] Here we go, two lines.
1641
01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:21,908
[whistle blowing]
1642
01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:23,867
Guys, get ready,
everybody get ready.
1643
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,043
Get him.
1644
01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:31,657
[coach] Down.
1645
01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:33,964
Set.
1646
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,357
-[thudding]
-[Elliott grunting]
1647
01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,315
[laughing]
1648
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,887
Not funny. Line down.
1649
01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:44,888
Get up, preemie.
1650
01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:46,890
[heart beats]
1651
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,677
You're okay.
1652
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,376
Get up.
1653
01:15:58,162 --> 01:15:59,946
I can do this.
1654
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,209
[suspenseful music]
1655
01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,040
[coach] Down.
1656
01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:12,698
[knuckles cracking]
1657
01:16:18,748 --> 01:16:19,879
Set.
1658
01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:27,495
Hut!
1659
01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:32,326
[Elliott screaming]
1660
01:16:32,805 --> 01:16:33,589
[player grunting]
1661
01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:34,981
[all cheering]
1662
01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,429
[Elliott] Yes!
1663
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,171
Who's the wild man now?
1664
01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,658
[police siren blaring]
1665
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:00,485
[phone camera clicking]
1666
01:17:24,465 --> 01:17:25,205
[soft rock and roll music]
1667
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,353
♪ If they seem tough
1668
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,616
♪ Well listen up
1669
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,010
♪ Got something
1670
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:48,664
♪ To say
1671
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,582
♪ Just some advice to help
You through this life ♪
1672
01:17:55,322 --> 01:17:58,717
♪ To get you on your way ♪
1673
01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:01,677
♪ You get cut off
1674
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,375
♪ Put on hold
1675
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:07,595
♪ May just stand the night ♪
1676
01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:11,251
♪ The shoestring snaps
1677
01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,297
♪ And you're under attack ♪
1678
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:18,824
♪ If the situation's dark
and you're falling apart ♪
1679
01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:25,526
♪ Start, start over
1680
01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:32,751
♪ Start, start again
1681
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,929
♪ The only thing that matters
1682
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:41,064
♪ Is what you're doing now
1683
01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:44,502
♪ So forget the past
1684
01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:46,678
♪ Every new break's a chance
1685
01:18:47,157 --> 01:18:49,725
♪ To start again ♪
1686
01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:03,608
I'm going to jail.
1687
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,221
[playful country music]
1688
01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:22,453
♪ Well there's so many
Things you can believe in ♪
1689
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:26,762
♪ Why can't one of them be me
1690
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,549
♪ 'Cause lost and trade
And masturbated ♪
1691
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,420
♪ Every single way
1692
01:19:34,378 --> 01:19:37,076
♪ Seem like I'm giving
away more than I'm worth ♪
1693
01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:40,906
♪ Well when you're singing
High ♪
1694
01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:42,995
♪ You're singing so low ♪
1695
01:19:44,954 --> 01:19:48,044
♪ No one wants to see you
When you're down ♪
1696
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,178
♪ But when you're singing
Harmony with no company ♪
1697
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,528
♪ You better change a tune
1698
01:19:55,312 --> 01:19:58,358
♪ 'Cause nobody wants
Your attitude ♪
1699
01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:00,883
♪ Your attitude
1700
01:20:02,623 --> 01:20:05,452
♪ So, so, so said
Get off, get off, get off ♪
1701
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,410
♪ Of your high chair
1702
01:20:08,586 --> 01:20:11,415
♪ Don't you know there's
Better weather elsewhere ♪
1703
01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:16,028
♪ Get your hair out
Of your eyes ♪
1704
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:18,509
♪ Just know
Your life's been circumcised ♪
1705
01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,511
♪ Get up boy, get up
1706
01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:22,121
♪ Get off your ass
1707
01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:38,572
♪ Well everyone's looking for
The while if they lost ♪
1708
01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:43,751
♪ And right before that
Their car keys ♪
1709
01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,841
♪ Well my records
Are scratched ♪
1710
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:47,320
♪ And my jeans ain't patched
1711
01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:49,018
♪ Kind of cold around
The knees ♪
1712
01:20:50,062 --> 01:20:53,283
♪ Where did I put those keys
1713
01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:59,463
♪ Well the ice cream truck's
Rolling down my street ♪
1714
01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:03,771
♪ It's taking me back
When I was young ♪
1715
01:21:05,077 --> 01:21:06,557
♪ But when the ice cream melt
1716
01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:08,298
♪ That's how I felt
1717
01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:09,995
♪ Like a puddle on the ground
1718
01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:13,825
♪ Growing up
Just always brings me down ♪
1719
01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:17,394
♪ So round
1720
01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:20,658
♪ So, so, so
Get off, get off, get off ♪
1721
01:21:20,788 --> 01:21:21,877
♪ Get off of your high chair
1722
01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:27,056
♪ Don't you know there's
Better weather elsewhere ♪
1723
01:21:29,101 --> 01:21:31,582
♪ Get your hair out
Of your eyes ♪
1724
01:21:31,712 --> 01:21:33,758
♪ Don't you know
Your Life's been circumcised ♪
1725
01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:35,847
♪ Get up boy, get up ♪
1726
01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:37,631
♪ Get off your ass
1727
01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:43,550
♪ Well I don't want to be
Like soap on a rope ♪
1728
01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:48,207
♪ Gettin' used
As I'm hangin' around ♪
1729
01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:54,866
♪ Maybe I'm hanging
Onto something ♪
1730
01:21:55,519 --> 01:22:01,525
♪ That I really just
Don't need ♪
1731
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:27,943
♪ So, so
Get off, get off, get off ♪
1732
01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,770
♪ Get off of your high chair
1733
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:34,993
♪ Don't you know there's
Better weather elsewhere ♪
1734
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:39,345
♪ Get your hair out
of your eyes ♪
1735
01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:42,174
♪ 'Cause you know
Your life's been circumcised ♪
1736
01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:43,915
♪ Get up boy, get up
1737
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,525
♪ Get off your ass
1738
01:22:47,353 --> 01:22:48,746
♪ Get up boy, get up
1739
01:22:49,225 --> 01:22:50,966
♪ Get off your ass ♪
1740
01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:54,099
♪ Get up boy get up
1741
01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:55,971
♪ Get off your ass ♪
1742
01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:01,933
[laughing]
1743
01:23:03,326 --> 01:23:06,024
♪ So get off,
Get off, get off ♪
1744
01:23:06,155 --> 01:23:07,591
♪ Of your high chair
1745
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,813
♪ Don't you know there's
Better weather elsewhere ♪
1746
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,296
♪ Get your hair out
Of your eyes ♪
1747
01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:19,690
♪ Don't you know
Your life's been circumcised ♪
1748
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:23,346
♪ Get up boy, get up
Get off your ass ♪
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