Original subtitles

我å†

這些人呢 What happened to these people?

é

我看了很多電影都是這樣演的 I know how this works from the movies

我們還有多少時間啊 How much longer can we keep him?

他沒有拒絕夜間å

所以我們至少å

他的律師有抗議嗎 Does his lawyer object?

他沒有律師 He doesn't have one,

也沒有è¦

能ä¸

他的個人資料正在連線比å°

ä½ çŸ¥é

é‚£æ˜¯ä½ çš„å

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我管ä¸

長官 Officer,

ä½ å¤§å¤§å°

ä½ æ‡‰è©²çŸ¥é

接下來我è¦

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安é

大家安é

è

那是誰 Who's he?

那個é

律師 Lawyer?!

來　說清楚嘛 C'mon, spit it out!

第一個æ

是剛剛離婚的王先生跟他女兒 were the just divorced Wang and his daughter

妹妹幾年級啦 Little girl, how old are you?

四年級 Fourth grade!

我å°

感到無比好奇 the way he looked at his daughter

王先生　就是他 Mr. Wang? That's him, right?

為了表ç

我決定讓郭力令ç‹

年輕人都是廢物 Young people are worthless

æŸ

超級大廢物 He is human waste

而且æ¯

夢想練æˆ

é‡

人類的精神力é

哇 Wow!

ä½ æœ‰æ²’æœ‰çœ‹åˆ° Did you see that?

我æˆ

誰看到陳å°

都想ä½

å¹¹ä¸

而我還看得到 And I even get to see the fun!

æˆ‘æœƒå¹«å¦³åŠ è–ªçš„ You deserve a raise!

別æ

陳å°

她是一個普通的上ç

å

這個è€

ä¸

一張臉窮途末路　倒楣é€

è€

還喜歡å–

真æ

到了晚上 At night,

我和è€

å

å

å°±ä¸

這就是世界上最無ç§

哇é

我喜歡 I like it!

我喜歡 I like it!

這個女人ä½

好åƒ

她的房間裡é

å

我時時刻刻å

但完全看ä¸

這裡沒有她的照片 We don't have her photo

ä½ èªªã€€é‚£å€‹å

長什麼樣å­

這種女人 Such a woman is...

當然是 by her nature...

難以形容 hard to describe

æ¯

也有跡å

生活一片空白 She is a blank sheet of paper

究竟她是什麼人 What on earth makes her tick?

我決定　查個清楚 I decided to find out

é€™è£¡æ˜¯å ±æ¡ˆä¸­å¿ƒã€€è«‹å•

å–‚ Hello?

å…

宵夜ä¸

çµ

æˆ‘ç•¶ç„¶æ²’æœ‰å ±è­¦ I decided not to report it

è¦

房æ

妳å

找我有事嗎 May I help you?

å

打ç

å

等我一下 One moment

ç

å

點ç

是ä¸

想把我這邊燒掉 you don't have to burn it down

穎如å°

妳是å

好åƒ

我沒有é

我ä¸

平常除了收房租 Besides collecting our rent,

還有å

工作 Job?

åƒ

我的人生真的一點都沒有變化 I'd have nothing to do

ä½ æœ‰æ²’æœ‰æƒ³é

åˆ°äº†ç›¡é ­ Deadlocked?

我的人生是無è

但是日å­

ç›¡é ­ä¸

也ä¸

ç›¡é ­æ˜¯æ²’æœ‰è®ŠåŒ– Deadlocked means there's no possibility of change

周而復始的 A life full of routine,

é

一個人的人生 如果跟其他大部分的人一樣 If one's life is just like other people's,

那就是一種周而復始 it's redundant

其實æ¯

å

為什麼å

æ¯

所以å

如果妳剛剛說的是真的話 If everything you say is true,

妳憑什麼例外 why are you the exception?

我會鑿開它 I'm going to break free!

哇　å

來　乾æ

ä¹¾æ

有緣ä½

來　來 Come on!

è¬

ä¸

好多肉喔　太è±

真的　都是肉耶 It's really all meat!

這看起來好好å

é‚„å¸¶éª¨å¸¶è¡€çš„ã€€ä½ çœ‹ Look, fresh meat

好å

好å

今天這個湯煮得啊 Such a good soup!

真是好å–

ä½ æœ€è¿‘è¡€å£“è·Ÿè¡€ç³–éƒ½é‚£éº¼é«˜ Your blood pressure and sugar level are high

湯那麼鹹　ä¸

肉也ä¸

多å

ä½ é€™å€‹äººå–” You...

é‚£é€™å¡Šè‚‰ä½ è¦

那肉給我å

åƒ

是很難得啦 that we're eating together

大家ä½

å°

能跟åƒ

這麼漂亮　美麗　有魅力 A beautiful, wonderful, charming,

優秀的女人ä½

這個緣份　更好 How lucky we are!

來　妳é

多å

我哪有啊 Nonsense!

我整天關辦公室的 I work hard at the office all day

å“ªæœ‰ä½ é«”è‚²è€

我下ç

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常常讓妹妹到妳房間寫功課 for letting my daughter do her homework in your room

沒關係　我喜歡妹妹啊 No problem! I adore your little girl

爸爸 Daddy!

那等一下我å

我å

å

è¦

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妹妹è¦

爸爸養妳真的很辛苦 It's challenging for him to watch you grow

ä½ ä»¥å¾Œç•¶äº†å…µ During your military service,

摺棉被會比ç

那我去當兵 While I'm away,

ä½ æœƒä¸

我絕å°

æˆ‘æœƒæŠŠä½ æ­»ç•¶çš„ I'll have you fail your class,

這樣å­

å†

ä½ å

ä½ è©²å›žå®¶äº† You should go home

è€

ä½ å

å

我決定 I made a decision

決定什麼 What decision?

決定打開所有人的 To break the deadlock in everyone's life!

äººç”Ÿç›¡é ­

春藥耶 Aphrodisiac!?

春藥都來了 Here we are!

å®‰çœ è—¥ã€€æ˜¥è—¥ Sleeping pills and an aphrodisiac

這所謂的春藥呢 The so-called "aphrodisiac"

å°±æ˜¯å¼·åŠ›è³€çˆ¾è’™é›„æ€§æ¿€ç´ It's actually a powerful pheromone

專門用在那些動物身上 Basically, it's the testosterone...

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用在人身上呢 What about human consumption?

會金秋喔 It makes you really horny!

下次一起算啊 We'll settle the bill next time

爸爸 Daddy!

為什麼阿姨æ¯

é‚£ä¸

那是什麼 Then what's she doing?

她牙齒痛 She has a toothache!

妳寫功課 Focus on your homework

å–” OK...

剛到啦 I'm home already!

沒有 No!

就是啊 It's all good!

好 Fine

太好了 Yessiree!

特異功能開發術 The Art of Teleportation

我æˆ

å°

就是這樣 That's it!

ä½ æ˜¯ä¸€å€‹ä»€éº¼æ¨£çš„äºº You are just being the human...

就是一個什麼樣的人 that your nature demands

這個世界是由那些乖寶寶統治的 Our world is ruled by the bourgeoisie

喜歡強迫大家都一起當乖寶寶 We obey their bourgeois rules

所以　表é

ä¸

這個世界ä¸

爸爸 Daddy!

ç‚ºä»€éº¼ä½ ä¸€ç›´ä¸

爸爸自己洗就好了 Daddy better bathe himself today

深呼å

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ä½ æ˜¯åœ¨è¡¨æ¼”çµ¦ä½ è‡ªå·±è‰¯å¿ƒçœ‹å

早晚都è¦

ä½ é‚„æœ‰æ²’æœ‰ä¸€é»žäººæ€§å•Š Don't you have any human decency?!

沒有人性 Human decency?

長官 Officer,

我就是太有人性 I'm more human than you know

瞬間移動時會消耗巨大的能é‡

ä»¥è‡³æ–¼é€ æˆ

一個人整天莫å

在那邊練瞬間移動 "teleported" himself somewhere,

他自己ä¸

我ä¸

他就是這樣 That's exactly what he did!

ä¸

上次的ç

有 Yes

我去拿 Let me get them

è¦

方便嗎 Sure it's okay?

什麼è

妳養貓嗎 Your cat?

是人喔 Human

是人啊 Human?

怪ä¸

進來啊 Join me

太猴急 What's the rush?

今天那裙å­

好看啊 For sure!

那我就è¦

好啊　去買 Why not?

妳è

ç«‹é«”è

簡直是傳說中的4DX Just like 4DX!

å–‚ Hello?

什麼 What?

å–˜ I'm jogging

我在跑步當然會喘啊 Of course I'm short of breath!

æˆ‘ç­‰ä¸€ä¸‹æ‰“çµ¦ä½ å¥½ä¸

ä½ æ˜¯å¼µå…ˆç”Ÿå

æ‰€ä»¥æ˜¯ä½ æ’¿åˆ°é‘°åŒ™çš„ So it's you who found the keys

我有å

我早就知é

è€

男　å­

æ¯

他有什麼好 What do you see in him?

他到底有什麼好 What does he have that I don't?

賤人　賤人 Slut! Slut!

幹嘛　幹嘛打 What's happening?

ä¸

ä¸

ä½ å€‘ You two...?

å¹¹ Fuck!

ä½ ä¸€å®šè¦

一定è¦

我就那麼賤

需è¦

ä½ å€‘è

我會出ç

我å

瞬間移動 Teleport!

我å

在什麼地方起來我也沒辦法控制 and I can't control where I wake up

但是我一直å

å

我ä¸

我 I...

ä½ å€‘æˆ²æ¼”å¤ äº†æ²’ Are you done putting on a show?

å¹¹ Fuck!

ä½ å€‘å…©å€‹æ­»å

ä½ å†

ä½ å±

è¦

å°

ç

ä½ ä»Šå¤©ä¸€å®šè¦

ä½ æƒ³æƒ³ä½ ç•¶åˆ

æˆ‘éƒ½è®“ä½ æœ‰äº† I let you!

ä½ é€šé€šéƒ½æœ‰äº†ã€€é‚£æˆ‘å‘¢ I let you have everything! And now what?

ä½ ä»¥ç‚ºå

ä½ å¹¹å˜›å•Š What are you doing?

我也很痛啊 I'm hurting too!

ä½ è¦

ä¸

我活得好累喔 My life isn't easy

好辛苦喔 I'm tired of this

ä¸

ä½ ç¹¼çºŒç½µã€€æˆ‘å–œæ­¡ Keep calling me names!

ä½ é€™å€‹é¨·è²¨ã€€ç‹

陪我一起死好ä¸

ä½ å¹¹å˜›å•Š What are you doing?

ä½ ç˜‹äº†å•Šã€€ä½ You're crazy!

ä½ ä¸

å–‚ Hello?

郭力還是令ç‹

喔　我是郭先生 It's Guo Li

ä½ å€‘å‰›æ‰

ç

大家都è¦

真是å°

我們ç

沒事就好了　å

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就回ä¸

我ä¸

我絕å°

ä½ çŸ¥é

ä½ ä»‹ç´¹ä¾†æˆ‘å€‘å…¬å

人真的很壞 is a really bad guy

自己拿回扣　還賴在我身上 He takes kickbacks and then accuses me!

沒想到他是這種人 I didn't know he was like that!

ä¸

想個辦法 Please fix it!

快一點 Faster now!

慢一點 Slow down!

å¿« Faster!

ä¸

慢一點 Slow down!

å¿« Faster!

快一點 Faster now!

å¿« Faster!

ä½ æ€Žéº¼åœ¨é€™é‚Š What are you doing here?

妳èª

我…他是那個 He's...

賤貨　妳是故æ„

沒有　我ä¸

ä½ å€‘å…ˆä¸

ä½ ç‚ºä»€éº¼åœ¨æˆ‘æˆ¿é–“å•Š Why did you sneak into my room?!

瞬間移動　我是瞬間移動 I teleported! I teleported!

妳這個賤貨　妳 You're a useless bitch!

å¹¹ä»€éº¼ä½ What the fuck?

打女人 Woman beater?!

等一下 Wait!

放開他 Let him go!

放開我 Let go of me!

ä½ æ”¾é–‹ä»– Let go of him!

é‚„ä¸

走　還ä¸

滾 Out!

滾 Out!

å†

ä½ ä»–åª½çŽ‹å…«è›‹ You fucking son of a bitch!

賤貨 Whore!

臭鮑 Cunt!

沒事了 It's OK

æ²’ OK

ä½ æŠŠé‘°åŒ™çµ¦é‚£å°

ä½ çŸ¥é

一個月給我多少錢嗎 do you know how much he gives me every month?

我ä¸

算了å

我也ä¸

從今天開始 From now on,

我是妳的妳是我的 I'm yours and you're mine

這樣ä¸

窮光蛋 Stupid fool!

å¸¶é‚£ä»€éº¼ç ´ç”°å¾‘éšŠ How much does a shabby gym teacher earn?

一個月賺多少 How much every month?

能給我多少 How much can you give me?

ä¸

å°±æ†‘ä½ é‚£å€‹ä¸

想幹è€

一輩å­

滾 Out!

å¹¹ Fuck!

å¹¹ Fuck!

我有沒有跟妳說é

我為什麼離婚

å› ç‚ºå®¶æš´ Domestic violence!

ä¸

把我變ä¸

妹妹 Sweetheart!

我回來了喔 I'm home!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

What will you do now?

沒看到妹妹 I can't find my daughter

陳å°

ä¸

è«‹å•

沒有 No!

ä½ å•

他撿到所有人鑰匙 He found the keys to all our rooms

誰 Who's there?

出來 Come out!

妹妹 Little girl?

為什麼 Why?

妳怎麼會在這裡 Why are you in there?!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

妳知é

妳知é

ä¸

ä¸

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

誰啊 Who is it?

ä½ æŠŠæˆ‘çš„ä»¤ç‹

ä»–ä¸

ä½ åˆ°åº•æƒ³æ€Žæ¨£å•Š What more do you want?!

王先生 Mr. Wang

妹妹是ä¸

妹妹 Your daughter?

妹妹怎麼會在我這裡 Why would she be in my room?

陳å°

ä¸

他真的沒有在我這裡 He's really not here

我ä¸

æ±‚ä½ æŠŠä»¤ç‹

我會有鑰匙跟妹妹有什麼關係嘛 My having the keys has nothing to do with your daughter

妹妹 Sweetheart!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

ä¸

å°

都怪我平常太ç–

事情æ‰

æ±‚æ±‚ä½ å€‘ I beg you!

ä¸

我一點都ä¸

誰出了æ„

æ±‚æ±‚ä½ å€‘ä¸

我什麼都沒有 I have nothing...

就剩下這個房å­

如果這個事情傳出去 If this goes public,

就沒有人敢æ

我也活ä¸

那怎麼辦 Then what should we do?

既然大家ä¸

我們就應該好好想辦法 let's work out how to get rid of...

解決å±

æˆ‘æ ¹æœ¬ Besides,

æ ¹æœ¬ä¸

ä½ å€‘è¦

ä¸

就算剩下我們三個人 From now on, the three of us...

也ä¸

這是我唯一的æ¢

好 Fine

我發誓 I swear

我發誓 I swear

那我們趕快把他打包æ

å±

有沒有大箱å­

怎麼å

當然是è¦

ä¸

這分å±

也ä¸

這個部份

能ä¸

應該的 Leave it to us

妹妹ä¸

è¦

我也沒經驗啊 It's my first time too

我錯了 It's my fault!

我錯了 It's my fault!

那麼晚還沒ç

ä½ å€‘ä¹Ÿé‚„æ²’ç

丟垃圾 You're taking out the garbage?

å°

我房間有一些垃圾想說把它清一清 I was just cleaning up my room

這麼晚清 In the middle of the night?

ä½ ä¸Ÿæ

å°

別麻煩了 Don't trouble yourself

æˆ‘å€‘å¹«ä½ ä¸€èµ·ä¸Ÿ Let us take it out for you

å°

沒關係　我自己來 I'll take care of it myself, thanks!

é‚„æ˜¯æˆ‘å¹«ä½ å€‘ä¸Ÿå

沒關係　我們自己來 We'll handle it ourselves, thanks!

好 Fine

到底是誰 Who did it?

到底是誰把王å°

什麼啦 What?!

ä¸€å®šæ˜¯ä½ It must be you!

ä½ ä¹Ÿæœ‰é‘°åŒ™ You've got keys too!

ä¸€å®šæ˜¯ä½ It must be you!

ä½ å¹¹å˜›ã€€ä»€éº¼æ

ä¸

ä½ è¦

幹嘛啦 What?

警長 Chief,

查到了 We've got a match!

其實這個人 The suspect...

是個警察 was a police officer

張家俊 Chang Jiajun

è­¦æ ¡147期畢業 He graduated from police college

學業æˆ

專長是主攻犯罪心ç

曾å

表ç

在04å¹´å› ç‚ºèª¿æŸ¥äº† 一起連環殺人的é‡

放棄當年度的å

轉任臥底 and became an undercover officer

張家俊 Chang Jiajun

是ä¸

是 Yes

警察　ä¸

轉é

黃四郎在殺了七個女高中生之後 After Huang killed seven high school girls,

被法官判定有精神異常 the court declared him mentally ill

當時所有å

都èª

藉此誤導法官他有精神障礙 to fool the judge

張家俊便自告奮勇 å

藉此接近黃四郎 in order to get near Huang

精神異常男上街隨機刺傷民眾 Madman in stabbing rampage

æ²’æœ‰æƒ³åˆ°è² è²¬è‡¥åº•æ¡ˆä»¶çš„é™³é•·å®˜ Inspector Chen, the officer in charge,

åœ¨ä¸€å€‹æœˆä¹‹å¾Œå‡ºäº†ä¸€å ´è»Šç¦

被撞æˆ

從此以後 Afterwards,

ä¸

éƒ½å› ç‚ºè·Ÿè­¦éšŠçš„äººå“¡å¤±åŽ»è

精神病院當然ä¸

æ›´å› ç‚ºä»–çš„æ”»æ“Šè¡Œç‚º 判定他有å

å

直到2012年 Eight years later,

陳警官去世 Inspector Chen passed away

他的妻å­

發ç

這也太瞎æ

後來張家俊總算離開精神病院之後 When Chang finally left the hospital,

並沒有回歸警隊å

é€£è£œå„Ÿé‡‘ä¹Ÿæ²’æœ‰é ˜ He didn't even claim compensation

那黃四郎呢 How about Huang Silang?

在張家俊進去之後的第五年 Five years after Chang was admitted,

黃四郎就離奇地在監ç¦

å¦‚æžœä½ å‰›å‰›èªªçš„æ˜¯çœŸçš„è©± If everything you say is true,

ä½ æ†‘ä»€éº¼æ˜¯ä¾‹å¤– why are you the exception?

我　會　鑿　開　它 I'm going to break free!

我們å°

來 Voila!

ä¹¾æ

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來 Everyone!

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ä»–æ ¹æœ¬å°±æ˜¯åœ¨èƒ¡èªªå…«é

說什麼從é

那屋主失蹤了好幾年 The owner has been missing for years

是死是活也ä¸

霸佔房å­

å

她們一家三å

哪是他說的那種關係 Their relationship isn't how he described it

那個æŸ

是å

一點也ä¸

怎麼會相信什麼瞬間移動那種怪ç

還有那個è€

ä»–æ ¹æœ¬å°±ä¸

ä»–æ‰

他的性å

怎麼會跑去幹陳å°

唯一å

ç

郭力就更扯了 As for Guo Li, that's even more farfetched!

他是一個æ

肺腺癌末期 with terminal lung cancer

化療都å

哪有力氣殺人 How could he have the strength to kill?

還有什麼令ç‹

å¯«æ­¦ä¿ å°

失蹤裡的人沒有å

那個一起失蹤的年輕人å

是郭力的姪å­

ä»–å

喂　ç

ä½ å€‘åœ¨å

å–‚ Hello?

å–‚ Hello?

ä½ æƒ³çŸ¥é

手伸é