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BOWLING.
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ONE OF THE WORLD'S
OLDEST SPORTS.
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ARTIFACTS DATE BOWLING
BACK TO ANCIENT EGYPT
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AND THE ROMAN EMPIRE
OVER 5,000 YEARS AGO.
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OR AS MY MOM WOULD SAY,
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"ABOUT THE SAME AGE
AS THE EARTH."
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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MODERN RULES
WERE ESTABLISHED IN 1895
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IN NEW YORK CITY,
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AND HAVE SINCE EVOLVED
INTO WHAT IS WIDELY REGARDED
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AS THE HIGHEST FORM
OF COMPETITION AMONG MAN.
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YOU GOT ONE COMPETITOR,
TEN PINS,
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AND A POLYURETHANE BALL.
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SOME PLAY FOR FUN,
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OTHERS COMPETE FOR GLORY.
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I BOWL
BECAUSE IT'S WHO I AM.
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I'M EMILY BAARDSSON
AND YOU'RE WATCHING...
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AH, JEEPERS.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BOWLING PINS TUMBLING]
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[MAN]
HERE IN ROSEAU COUNTY,
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WE DO A BIG BOWLING EVENT
EVERY YEAR AT MY ALLEY.
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S NOT MY ALLEY.
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UH, IT WAS MY UNCLE HARLEY'S,
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UH, BUT HE'S DEAD NOW.
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I RUN IT,
WELL, I GUESS IT IS MY ALLEY.
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ANYWAY, WE CALL IT THE, UH,
WAIT FOR IT,
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THE ROSEAU BOWL.
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YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE THE FOOTBALL GAME.
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ANYWAY, IT REALLY IS A BIG EVENT
AROUND HERE EVERY YEAR.
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THIS YEAR
WE'RE GONNA REOPEN
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THE OPEN-AGE,
OPEN-GENDER BRACKETS
TO FIGURE OUT
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WHO IS THE ABSOLUTELY
BEST BOWLER.
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IT'S A QUESTION
THAT'S ON EVERYBODY'S MIND,
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AND WE JUST
HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.
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SO THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO, AND PLUS,
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IT SHOULD GET ME
A WHOLE BUNCH OF EXTRA MOOLAH
FROM CONCESSION SALES
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'CAUSE LAST TIME
WE DID THE OPEN-AGE,
OPEN-GENDER BRACKET,
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CONCESSION SALES
WENT THROUGH THE ROOF.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT MAKING A
BUNCH OF MONEY ON SHOE RENTALS.
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YOU'RE NOT.
IF WE CAN AVOID A POST-TOURNEY
CONTROVERSY THIS TIME,
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WE MAY MAKE
THE OPEN-AGE, OPEN-GENDER
BRACKET A REGULAR THING.
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[HICCUPS]
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FRIGGIN' FOUNTAIN DRINK.
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[EMILY]
THAT WAS THE FIRST EPISODE
OF MY VIDEO BLOG,
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WHICH WAS, JEEZ, WOW,
IT WAS SIX YEARS AGO NOW.
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SO, YEAH,
GOT A BUNCH OF COMMENTS
ABOUT THE TITLE.
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HOLY BUCKETS.
I HAD NO IDEA PEOPLE WERE GONNA
TAKE IT LIKE THAT.
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SO I QUICKLY CHANGED IT
TO "EMILY'S TURKEYS"
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FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE
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THREE STRIKES IN A ROW THING?
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
"EMILY'S TURKEYS."
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AFTER GETTING A BUNCH OF
INAPPROPRIATE NIPPLE COMMENTS,
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I SWITCHED IT TO "EMILY XXX,"
'CAUSE I FIGURED
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IT'S THE SAME THING AS
BOWLING A TURKEY,
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EXCEPT NOT DIRTY.
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WHAT THE FRICK
WAS I THINKING?
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TO BE FAIR,
THAT VIDEO GOT A LOT
OF VIEWS,
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BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WERE
EXPECTING, YOU KNOW?
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SO AFTER THAT,
I MADE THE FINAL DECISION
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TO CALL IT
"ROLLIN' WITH EMILY,"
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AND, UH, THAT'S WHAT
MY VIDEO BLOG'S BEEN
CALLED EVER SINCE.
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OH, YEAH.
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I SUPPOSE LIVING LEGEND
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WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE WAY
TO REFER TO GUNNAR SOLBERG.
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NO, NO, AFTER YOU.
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JEEZ LOUISE, GO ALREADY.
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I MEAN,
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY
THEY'VE DOMINATED
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TEN OUT OF THE LAST
12 ROSEAU BOWLS?
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GUNNAR CAN SAY THAT.
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HE SAYS IT ALL THE TIME.
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TEN FOR 12, BABY.
TEN OF 12.
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TEN OF THE LAST 12.
LAST SEVEN STRAIGHT.
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TEN FOR 12? LITERALLY.
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I'LL LEARN YOU
SOMETHING ELSE,
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ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO,
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THEY DID AN OPEN BRACKET.
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NOT ONLY DID I DOMINATE
MY COUSIN EMILY
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SO HARD THAT
SHE QUIT COMPETING,
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THEY CLOSED
THE OPEN BRACKET FOREVER,
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TILL LIKE THE END OF TIME.
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I MEAN, UNTIL NOW.
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I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR GOING TO COLLEGE
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THINKING YOU'RE BETTER THAN
EVERYBODY ELSE.
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YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN
GUNNAR SOLBERG...
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FART FACE!
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SHE'LL KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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I CAN DO A CLOSE UP
ON "FART FACE"
IF YOU GUYS NEED IT.
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-[INTERVIEWER] NAH.
-LIKE... ALL RIGHT.
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HI, I'M BARRY WILLIAMS.
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I WORK HERE AT
THE WARROAD BOWLING ALLEY.
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UM, MOSTLY I DO
MY WORKING IN--
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UH, FRICKIN' FACE IS ITCHY--
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UH, MOSTLY WORK IN,
UH, CONCESSIONS,
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BUT WHEN MY CASH DRAWER
COMES OUT ON POINT
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FOR THREE DAYS IN A ROW,
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ALAN LETS ME
HIT UP SHOE DUTY.
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SO IT'S PRETTY, UM,
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW?
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IT'S PRETTY COOL.
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[EMILY]
I RETIRED FROM
COMPETITIVE BOWLING
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ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO,
AFTER THE LAST OPEN TOURNAMENT.
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IT, UH,
IT WASN'T BECAUSE OF
GUNNAR BEATING ME.
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OR, UH, YOU KNOW,
HIM RUBBING IT IN MY FACE
REAL BAD AFTERWARDS,
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OR, YOU KNOW,
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BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY DAD.
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I MEAN, YEAH, SURE,
HE WAS A REAL JERK
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AND, UH, HE MADE ME FEEL
REAL LOUSY ABOUT IT,
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BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I QUIT.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT--
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I GOT TOO MUCH ON
MY PLATE NOW, YOU KNOW?
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MMM.
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I MEAN, I JUST
GOT TOO MUCH TO DO,
YOU KNOW?
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[BARRY]
OH, I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR
THE TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR,
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BUT I TRY TO COMPETE
TO BE A BOWLING GUY,
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I'M NOT A BOWLER.
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MY DREAM, ACTUALLY,
IS TO TRY TO BE A SINGER.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
UH, JUSTIN BIEBER.
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UM, BUT IF YOU GUYS WANTED,
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I COULD PROBABLY DO
A QUICK FAST SINGING
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FOR YOU
TO HEAR ME DO THAT.
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UH, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
* I'M SO
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I'VE BEEN RUNNING
MY VIDEO BLOG WHICH,
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YOU KNOW,
GETS LITERALLY DOZENS
OF HITS EVERY WEEK.
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AND, UM,
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I'VE BEEN TRAINING
MY FAVORITE AUNT--
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OOH. FRIGGIN' BUMP.
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I'VE BEEN, UH, TRAINING
MY FAVORITE AUNT DONNA
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TO BE A BOWLER,
WHICH IS, UH,
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WHICH IS WHERE
WE'RE HEADING RIGHT NOW,
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AND I'M TEACHING FIFTH GRADE
RIGHT HERE IN WARROAD.
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YOU KNOW,
I'D LIKE TO SEE
GUNNAR GET IN
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THE PHYSICAL PEAK CONDITION
NECESSARY TO COMPETE
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WITH THAT KIND
OF WORKLOAD.
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NO SIREE BOB.
HE COULDN'T DO IT.
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SO THAT'S WHY
I FRIGGIN' RETIRED.
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YEAH, I KNOW EMILY
HAS A FANCY JOB,
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BUT SHE'S SUCH A IDIOT.
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I GET THIS
WHOLE BASEMENT
TO MYSELF.
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RENT FREE. BOOM!
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AND THEN I'LL BLOW IT UP.
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[EMILY]
I DO STILL GET TO THE LANES
QUITE A BIT.
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UH, ACTUALLY, I, UH,
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TOOK MY FIFTH GRADERS
BOWLING LAST WEEK,
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AND, UH, OH,
I GOTTA TELL YA,
JEEZ LOUISE,
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ONE OF MY STUDENTS,
WHO I SHALL NOT NAME,
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JARED H.,
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SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BOWL
IN THE SINGLE DIGITS.
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HE HAD BUMPERS
AND EVERYTHING.
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I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
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HE SCORED A SEVEN!
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IT IS TIMES LIKE THAT
IT IS REAL TOUGH TO STAY
PROFESSIONAL, YOU KNOW?
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-I MEAN, FRIGGIN' SEVEN.
-[GUNNAR] AND PLUS,
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WHEN I WIN THE ROSEAU BOWL,
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I GET LIKE $3,000
IN CASH AND GIFT CARDS.
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SO WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW?
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IT'S EMILY.
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AND I'LL LEARN YOU
SOMETHING ELSE,
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GARY DOWN AT
THE BOWLING ALLEY
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LETS ME BOWL FOR FREE
WHENEVER I WANT.
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[INTERVIEWER]
I'M SORRY. WHO'S GARY?
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[SCOFFS]
YOU KNOW GARY.
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THE WEIRD DUDE THAT WORKS AT
THE BOWLING ALLEY.
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[INTERVIEWER]
OH, ARE YOU REFERRING
TO BARRY?
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COULD BE.
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HE'S THE ONE
WITH DONG BROOM ON HIS LIP
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AND THE TOADSTOOL HAIRCUT.
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I THINK HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE,
DERPY DERP OR SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW?
THAT FRIGGIN' GUY!
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GUNNAR'S PRETTY MUCH
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
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I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF ONE OF
THE PERKS OF WORKING HERE
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AND AT THE MOVIE THEATER,
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UH, WHERE WE HAVE
TWO SCREENS NOW.
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UM, AND, UH--
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BECAUSE I GET TO MEET
ALL THE, LIKE, THE REALLY,
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THE POPULAR GUYS
WHEN THEY COME IN AND,
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BUT I WOULD,
I'D PROBABLY SAY GUNNAR'S
THE BIGGEST, LIKE, STAR
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THAT I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH.
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I THINK HE WORKS
AT THE MOVIE THEATER, TOO,
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BECAUSE I WENT TO GO SEE
JACKIE CHAN'S "FIRST STRIKE"
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BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WAS A BOWLING MOVIE,
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AND I WAS WAY OFF,
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BUT IT WAS STILL
A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
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IT WAS ACTUALLY
A REALLY GOOD MOVIE.
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LIKE, SUPER BAD-ASS MOVIE
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEE IT.
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BUT, UM...
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I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHERE I WAS GOING
WITH THAT, UM...
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IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD, UM,
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YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
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-YOU GOT THIS. FIVE MORE.
-I CAN'T.
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HEY, DON'T YOU USE
THAT FILTHY WORD AROUND ME.
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[EXTENDED BLEEP]
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I USED TO BE QUITE THE BOWLER.
STATE CHAMP IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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NOW I DON'T MEAN
TO TOOT MY OWN HORN ABOUT
THAT OR NOTHING,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, TOOT-TOOT!
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OH, HON,
DON'T ACT LIKE AN IDIOT.
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YOU DON'T WANT
PEOPLE TO THINK
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
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'CAUSE HE'S NOT AN IDIOT.
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BUT EVER SINCE
THE CARPAL TUNNEL,
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I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BOWL.
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SO I SPEND MY FREE TIME
TRAINING THIS LITTLE LADY.
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-AW, HON.
-[INTERVIEWER] HOW, UH,
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-HOW'D YOU GUYS MEET?
-OOH.
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IT'S A PRETTY FUNNY STORY,
ACTUALLY.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM,
SWEETHEART?
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OH, ABOUT HOW WE'RE COUSINS
OR ABOUT WHERE WE FIRST MET?
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OH, TALK ABOUT
HOW WE WORKED TOGETHER
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AT CHRISTIAN BROTHERS
HOCKEY STICKS.
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-YEAH, BUT, I--
-WE'RE NOT COUSINS.
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WELL, I THINK THE COUSIN THING
IS A LOT MORE INTERESTING.
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[INTERVIEWER]
YEAH, I DEFINITELY WANT TO HEAR
THE COUSIN THING.
215
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,405
-SEE, HON, I TOLD YA.
-OKAY, FIRST OFF,
216
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,141
WE'RE NOT BLOOD COUSINS.
IT'S THROUGH MARRIAGE.
217
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,211
AND, UH, SECOND, I FEEL LIKE
IN A TOWN THIS SIZE,
218
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,747
PRETTY MUCH
EVERYONE'S RELATED,
SO, YOU KNOW?
219
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:50,083
HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT? HUH?
220
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,419
YOU KNOW,
LOVE HAS NO DNA.
221
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:56,423
SO IF TWO COUSINS FALL IN LOVE
AND WANT TO MARRY EACH OTHER,
222
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,692
-THEN SO BE IT, OKAY?
-OKAY, BUT AGAIN,
223
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:02,162
I JUST WANNA CLARIFY
THAT WE ARE NOT BLOOD COUSINS.
224
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,698
OKAY, WE WERE
ALREADY IN OUR THIRTIES
AND MARRIED
225
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,199
WHEN MY MOM MARRIED HER DAD.
226
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,901
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
227
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,839
OH, JEEZ.
228
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,141
OH, I GUESS
THAT MAKES US SIBLINGS.
229
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,009
WHEW. SKI-U-MAH.
230
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,011
AH, WHO GIVES A [BLEEP]?
231
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,713
YOU KNOW,
MY PARENTS ARE FIRST COUSINS,
232
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,782
AND WE ALL TURNED OUT FINE.
233
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,952
WELL, YOUR BROTHER.
234
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,821
-WHAT?
-I'M JUST SAYING.
235
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,923
HE'S AWFULLY RUDE.
236
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,259
WELL, YEAH,
MY BROTHER TELLS RUDE JOKES
237
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,493
-AND THEY'RE DIRTY.
-YEAH.
238
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,228
BUT THEY'RE FUNNY AS HELL.
239
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,465
THEY'RE PRETTY FUNNY,
BUT THEY'RE REAL DIRTY.
240
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,733
TELL THE ONE
ABOUT THE HOT DOG.
241
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,902
OKAY.
242
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,971
SO, UH,
243
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,074
UH, ONE GUY IS EATING
A HOT DOG
244
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,742
AND THE OTHER GUY SAYS,
245
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,478
"HEY, HOW'S THAT HOT DOG?"
246
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,180
AND THEN THE FIRST GUY
TAKES IT
247
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,515
AND STICKS IT IN HIS BUTT
AND SAYS,
248
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,250
"YOU TELL ME."
249
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,787
AND THEN
THE SECOND GUY SAYS, UH,
250
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,789
"WHEW. COULD USE
A LITTLE MORE KETCHUP."
251
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,124
[LAUGHS] YOU SEE?
252
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,826
-'CAUSE IT COULD
USE KETCHUP.
-YEAH.
253
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,995
'CAUSE IT
TASTES LIKE [BLEEP].
254
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:12,499
YOU GOT THIS,
FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
TWO, ONE.
255
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,234
NICE WORK. ALL RIGHT.
256
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,403
-HIYA.
-HEY, EMILY.
257
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,371
-OH.
-HOW'S IT GOING?
258
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,907
SHE'S WORKING UP
QUITE A SWEAT.
259
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,408
-WHEW, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
-YEAH, RIGHT?
260
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,110
WHEW.
GET SOME WATER, HUH?
261
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,277
YEAH, LITTLE TROOPER.
OH, I'LL GET SOME.
262
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,813
SHE'S GOT IT ALL, EH?
263
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,214
BRAINS,
BEAUTY, ATHLETICISM,
264
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,448
WILLPOWER, AND SHE'S GOT
THE GREATEST--
265
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,417
ARE YOU [BLEEP]
TALKING ABOUT ME?
266
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,285
WHAT THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME?
267
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,454
-HUH?
-OH, NOTHING.
268
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,824
-WHAT DID YOU SAY?
-WHOO.
269
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,826
-HUH?
-SHE'S--
270
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,260
DON'T TALK ABOUT ME
BEHIND MY BACK.
271
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,395
SHE'S GOT IT
GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
272
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,297
-DON'T TALK ABOUT ME
BEHIND MY BACK.
-OKAY, I WON'T, I WON'T.
273
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,433
-HUH?
-OH.
274
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,135
-ARE YOU BEING
NAUGHTY RIGHT NOW?
-NO, CRIPES, I'M NOT.
275
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,837
AH, I THINK YOU NEED
TO GET A SPANKING.
276
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,171
HONEY, NO.
277
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,505
OKAY, UH, LET'S TRAIN.
278
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,375
-HUH?
-AHEM! COME ON, DONNA.
279
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,244
-ALL RIGHT, BACK AT IT.
-LET'S DO THIS.
280
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,578
SHE GETS TIRED
DOING THOSE WEIGHTS,
281
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,181
BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO THE OTHER STUFF,
282
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,217
THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING HER.
283
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,087
-ONE MORE, COME ON.
-NO, I CAN'T.
284
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,490
-YOU CAN DO THIS.
-UGH.
285
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,225
-I'M DONE.
-AH, COME ON.
286
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,961
-DONNA? DONNA? DONNA?
-I'M DONE.
287
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,295
-THIS ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
-DONNA, LOOK AT ME.
288
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,563
-LOOK AT ME.
-NO.
289
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,033
LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
290
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,136
YES, I BELIEVE IN YA.
JEFF BELIEVES IN YA.
291
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,504
-SURE DO.
-NOT NOW, JEFF.
292
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,140
-OKIE DOKIE.
-YA GOTTA BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
293
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,842
DIG DEEP, DONNA.
294
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,411
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
COME ON! ONE MORE.
295
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,614
READY? COME ON.
296
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,316
-DO IT.
-[STRAINING]
297
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,851
DO IT.
298
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,352
UGH!
299
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,559
-UGH!
-YEAH!
300
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,561
WHOO!
301
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,263
-WHOO!
-THANKS, GUYS.
THANKS, GUYS.
302
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,065
-YOU DID IT, BABE.
-YOU DID IT.
303
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,566
I STARTED TO LOSE FAITH,
304
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,568
BUT THEN I THOUGHT
ABOUT YOUR CUTE BUNS.
305
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,070
-OKAY.
-AH, JEEZ.
306
00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,507
[MUSIC PLAYING]
307
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,348
HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO PUT A TICKLE IN YOUR TAINT.
308
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,050
GUNNAR'S ROLLED
THREE PERFECT GAMES
309
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,985
IN THE LAST THREE YEARS.
310
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,353
LET'S SEE
IF HE CAN GO AHEAD
311
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,188
AND DO ONE OF THOSE AGAIN
FOR YA TODAY.
312
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,626
I'M GONNA LEARN YOU
SOME BOWLING.
313
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,161
BOOM!
314
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,595
* YEAH
315
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,531
* WE LIVING RIGHT
316
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,666
* NOW WE UP ALL NIGHT
317
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,203
* PASS THE CIROC,
SIP IT UP, LIVE IT UP *
318
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,373
* I SUPPOSE YOU GOT
YOUR FIVE POUNDS OF FAME *
319
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,342
* NOW YOU'RE INTO IT
KNEE DEEP *
320
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,510
* BACK ONTO THE STAGE
321
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,947
* 'CAUSE YOU NEEDED MORE
322
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,049
* GOT YOUR
FIVE POUNDS OF FAME *
323
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,384
* BREAK THE CYCLE OR REPEAT
324
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,386
* BACK ONTO THE STAGE
325
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,321
* YEAH
326
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,295
NO PERFECT GAME,
BUT, UH,
327
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,430
238 AIN'T NOTHING
TO SCOFF AT.
328
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,399
UGH.
329
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,035
HEY, BARRY,
WHY DON'T YOU STOP
STARING AT US
330
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,038
AND SCORE US
SOME SOFT PRETZELS?
331
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,706
HE'S SO WEIRD.
332
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,110
I GOT SOME
PRESS TO DO TOMORROW,
FOR THIS TOURNAMENT.
333
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,112
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A LIFE OF AN ATHLETE.
334
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,981
YOU GOTTA DO THE P.R.
335
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,149
[INTERVIEWER]
LOCAL NEWS THING?
336
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:20,153
NO, EMILY'S,
UH, VIDEO ON A.O.L.
337
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,522
YEAH, SHE'S GOT
A VIDEO SHOW ON THERE.
338
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,357
JEEZ LOUISE.
339
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,060
LOOK AT THE ASS
ON THAT HOCKEY MOM.
340
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,228
WHOA.
341
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,066
YOU GOTTA GET THE PEOPLE OUT
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
342
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,036
I'M TRYING TO GET PAID.
SWEET CHEDDAR CHEESE, BABY.
343
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,572
OVER THE LINE!
344
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,076
IF EMILY LETS YOU,
YOU SHOULD COME WATCH,
345
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,079
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT IN STORE
FOR THAT INTERVIEW.
346
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,514
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA BE THERE.
347
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,285
[EMILY]
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
LOVE BJORN.
348
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,155
OH, LOOK, THERE HE IS.
349
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,723
-HEY, SIS, HOW GOES IT?
-OH, IT GOES, YOU KNOW?
350
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,125
-YOU OKAY?
-I'M FINE.
351
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,459
-GOOD TO HEAR.
-YOU BETCHA.
352
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,294
SO DO YOU WANNA
GO STRAIGHT TO THE ALLEY?
353
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,530
OR YOU THINK WE GOT TIME TO
STOP BY DOUG'S SANDWICH SHOP
354
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,132
AND PICK UP A COUPLE
OF QUICK SUBS?
355
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,000
WELL, LET'S SEE.
YOUR PRACTICE IS AT 3:30, YEAH?
356
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,636
-ALL RIGHT.
I'D SAY WE GOT TIME.
-OH, GOOD.
357
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,338
I'M A STARVIN' MARVIN
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
358
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,306
-OOH, WOW.
-YOU KNOW, IF YOU BUY
359
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,075
TWO FOOT-LONG SUBS FROM DOUG'S
WITH ALL THE FIXIN'S,
360
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,409
YOU GET A FREE
FOUNTAIN DRINK.
361
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,245
-NO KIDDIN'.
-NO KIDDIN'.
362
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,247
I HEARD IT
ON THE RADIO THERE.
TWO-FOOT LONG SUBS
363
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,582
WITH ALL THE FIXIN'S,
FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK.
364
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,584
WELL, JEEZ, THEY LEAVE US
NO CHOICE, DO THEY?
365
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,087
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
366
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,090
EM'S MY BABY SISTER.
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
367
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,592
-"BUT YOU LOOK SO YOUNG."
-AH, JEEZ.
368
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,461
NO? OKAY. ANYWHO,
369
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,796
WE BEEN CARPOOLING EVER
SINCE SHE STARTED TEACHING.
370
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,332
MM-HMM. WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE BOTH TEACHERS,
371
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,035
BUT BJORN COACHES
THE BOWLING TEAM.
372
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,571
WE GOT A GREAT TEAM
THIS YEAR.
373
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,806
-MM-HMM.
-LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
374
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,441
"STRENGTH IN NUMBERS."
375
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,743
WE GOT NEARLY EIGHT KIDS
GOING OUT FOR A SQUAD.
376
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,580
NOW, COME ON,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TEAM
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE COACH.
377
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,448
NOW DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
378
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,550
EM HERE GOT
ALL THE TALENT
IN THE FAMILY.
379
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,386
I MEAN,
I KNOW HOW TO COACH BOWLING,
380
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,189
BUT I CAN'T
PICK UP A 5-8-10 SPLIT
TO SAVE MY LIFE.
381
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,191
EM HERE CAN DO IT
IN HER SLEEP.
382
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,692
HE'S JUST BEING MODEST.
383
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,694
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
WOODY ALLEN SAYS?
384
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,230
-HMM?
-"THOSE WHO CAN'T DO, TEACH.
385
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,333
AND THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH,
TEACH GYM."
386
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,773
OH, MAN.
387
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,810
-BJORN'S A GYM TEACHER.
-I TEACH GYM.
388
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,345
[MUSIC PLAYING]
389
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,382
* EVERY SINGLE DAY
390
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,553
* WE OPEN UP OUR EYES TO SEE
391
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,557
* EVERY SINGLE WAY
392
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,826
* WE'VE ACHIEVED OUR GOALS
393
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:43,530
AH, SHOOT!
SHOOT! SHOOT!
394
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,699
WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT,
FOR FUDGE SAKE!
395
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,701
-THAT WAS GOOD.
-WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THAT WAS AWFUL.
396
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,404
-WHAT'RE YOU PATRONIZING ME?
-NO, IT WAS GOOD.
397
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,107
YOU JUST NEED TO ADJUST
ABOUT A HALF STEP TO YOUR LEFT.
398
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,310
TRY TAKING IT TWO BOARDS OVER.
YOU GOT IT.
399
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,811
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE SO HOT,
YOU [BLEEP].
400
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,880
-OH, STOP IT.
-WELL, YA ARE.
401
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,750
-OKAY.
-YOU'RE MY HOT PIECE OF MEAT.
402
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,187
-PLEASE.
-COME ONE. COME ON.
403
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,688
NO, YOU'RE CATCHING
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HERE.
404
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,290
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
405
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,392
-BUT WHEN WE GET HOME.
-OKAY.
406
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,765
[MUSIC PLAYING]
407
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,568
* YOU FINALLY MADE YOUR MOVE
408
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,904
* EVERY SINGLE DAY
409
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,474
-HEY.
-OH, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
410
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,542
I DIDN'T DO IT.
YOU DID.
411
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,778
-YOU'RE AMAZING SOMETIMES.
-I KNOW YOU ARE,
412
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,480
BUT WHAT AM I?
413
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,482
-MY HOT PIECE OF MEAT.
-OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
414
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,184
-IT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
-OKAY, I KNOW, I KNOW.
415
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,186
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT
WHEN WE GET HOME.
416
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,688
YEAH, OKAY,
JUST NO HAIR PULLING
THIS TIME, OKAY?
417
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,690
-IT HURTS.
-OKAY.
418
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,525
-ALL RIGHT.
-I'LL BE EASY ON YOU.
419
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,528
-YEAH, SO YOU SAY THAT NOW.
-I AM GONNA EAT YOU UP, THOUGH.
420
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,830
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M SCARED.
421
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,265
ALL RIGHT,
GET BACK UP ON THAT LANE.
422
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,666
OH, YEAH,
WE KNOW GUNNAR.
423
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,836
HE'S A SECOND COUSIN
TWICE REMOVED
424
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,306
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
425
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,907
HE'S NOT CLOSE RELATED
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
426
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,642
AH, NOT THIS AGAIN.
427
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,544
I MEAN,
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
HOW TO PUT THIS,
428
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,879
BUT YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL
GOT THAT ONE RELATIVE
429
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:11,384
THAT'S JUST, UH,
WELL, NOT AS PLEASANT?
430
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,853
AND AFTER WHAT HE DID
TO EMILY'S FATHER, YOU KNOW?
431
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,223
-HE'S AN [BLEEP].
-HE-- OH.
432
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,225
THE GUY'S AN [BLEEP], JEFF.
YOU CAN SAY IT.
433
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,860
-HE'S AN [BLEEP].
-I'M NOT GONNA.
434
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,330
SAY IT.
435
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,332
JUST SAY IT.
IT FEELS GOOD TO SAY
THE TRUTH.
436
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,368
-OKAY, OKAY.
-SAY IT.
437
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,403
HE'S AN [BLEEP].
438
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,972
THERE YOU GO.
SEE, NOW DOESN'T THAT
FEEL BETTER?
439
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,874
NOW MY STOMACH HURTS.
440
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,578
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
HAD THAT GRILLED CHEESE.
441
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,680
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
442
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:44,284
IT LOOKED SO GOOD.
IT WAS PIPING HOT.
443
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,353
BUT IT'S ALSO
'CAUSE OF WHAT I JUST SAID.
444
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,522
YEP, I'M READY
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
445
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,391
I WANT YOU TO BE
MY CHEERLEADER.
446
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,393
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO.
447
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,296
[CHUCKLES]
448
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,298
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
449
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,632
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
450
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,569
HERE WE GO,
GO, GO, GO, YEAH!
451
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,572
-OH!
-STILL JUST ONE.
452
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,907
HEY, THAT'S CLOSER
THAN LAST TIME, YOU KNOW?
453
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,609
-I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
-YEP, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
454
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,479
-I SHOULD BE HAPPY.
-YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE.
455
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,481
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
456
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,816
-SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
-WHAT'D YOU SAY?
457
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,551
I SAID YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
458
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,920
EMILY'S BEEN GREAT WITH HER,
JUST A REAL GOOD COACH.
459
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,356
SUPER PATIENT.
460
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,458
SHE COULDN'T
BE HERE TODAY 'CAUSE SHE'S
PREPARING HER VIDEO SHOW
461
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,327
ON THE YOUTUBE TOMORROW.
462
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,995
BOY, OH, BOY.
463
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,697
YOU'LL SEE A REAL DIFFERENCE
IN DONNA'S GAME
464
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,032
WHEN EMILY'S AROUND.
465
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,035
WELL, IN THE MEANTIME THOUGH,
WE'RE MAKING DO.
466
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,705
-[DONNA SHOUTS]
-[EXTENDED BLEEP]
467
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,515
SO WHY DID YOU AGREE
TO HAVE HIM ON?
468
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,850
PUBLICITY, YOU KNOW?
469
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,019
LIKE, WHEN GUNNAR'S ON
WE GET THE VIEWS,
470
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,787
SO JUST MAKE IT PERFECT.
471
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,323
YEAH, I'M WITH KENNY.
472
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,790
GUNNAR'S A TOTAL DOUCHE, BABE.
473
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,726
DON'T CALL ME BABE.
474
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,428
I'M NO ONE'S BABE.
475
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,596
EMILY ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS
WHEN GUNNAR'S AROUND.
476
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,466
HE REALLY
GOT UNDER HER SKIN.
477
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,000
DUDE TOTALLY FRIGGIN' SUCKS.
478
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,603
WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE, EMILY.
479
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,473
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO DESCRIBE THE WAY HE TREATED
YOU AFTER THE TOURNAMENT.
480
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,807
UNCOOL.
481
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,477
TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR.
482
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,613
THAT'S WHAT I'M SCREAMING.
THE DUDE'S A FRIGGIN' DICK.
483
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,483
I CHOKED IN THE THIRD GAME.
I DID.
484
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,717
AND, UH,
485
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,054
AFTERWARD, HE GOT ALL UP
IN MY BUBBLE,
486
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,790
YOU KNOW,
SHOUTING REAL LOUD,
487
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,925
YOU KNOW, AND THEN HE STARTED
DOING THAT MOONING THING
488
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,627
WHERE YOU SHARE
YOUR BARE NAKED BOTTOM,
489
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,962
WIGGLING IT BACK AND FORTH.
490
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,668
AND THEN HE FARTED...
491
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,703
WHILE HIS PANTS WERE DOWN.
492
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,572
AND, UH,
493
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,441
I DON'T KNOW
IF MAYBE HE POOPED
A LITTLE BIT,
494
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:53,380
BECAUSE THE SMELL WAS...
495
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,782
REAL BAD, YOU KNOW,
AND IT GOT UP IN MY NOSE,
496
00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,487
AND WITH LIKE
NO FILTER OR NOTHING.
497
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,689
AND, UH--
498
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,693
AND, UH,
THEN MY DAD STEPPED IN.
499
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,496
AND, UM,
500
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,732
ANYWAY, SO, YOU KNOW,
IT MADE ALL THE PAPERS,
OF COURSE,
501
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,468
AND, UH,
THERE WAS ONE HEADLINE
THAT READ, UH,
502
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,105
"'CHOKING ON FARTS,'
STARRING EMILY BAARDSSON."
503
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,642
SO, YEAH,
I'M NOT IN THE BEST MOOD
WHEN HE'S AROUND.
504
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,811
BUT, YOU KNOW, I, UH--
505
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,546
I GOTTA GET THOSE VIEWS.
506
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,816
GOT TO GET THOSE VIEWS.
507
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,985
HEY, EM, UH,
YEAH, MAYBE AFTER THIS,
508
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,654
YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEEDED
TO WIND DOWN A BIT,
509
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,656
TAKE THE EDGE OFF,
510
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,459
YOU KNOW,
WE COULD GO GET SOME DRINKS?
JUST YOU, JUST ME.
511
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,462
PAPA NICK'S BUYING!
512
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,465
-YEAH, YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.
-RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
513
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,534
BUT, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, AS FRIENDS, YEAH?
514
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,404
YEAH, FRIENDS,
MORE THAN FRIENDS,
FUTURE COUPLE.
515
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,906
-YOU KNOW, EITHER WAY.
-NICK, COME ON.
516
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,908
YOU KNOW I'M NOT INTO GUYS.
517
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,910
NEVER HAVE BEEN.
NEVER WILL BE.
518
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,613
THERE I SAID IT.
519
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,550
NOT ALL LESBIANS LOOK LIKE
AL FRANKEN, YOU KNOW.
520
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,156
IT'S, UH--
IT'S A JOKE I LIKE TO TELL.
521
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,561
NICK REALLY
HAS TO LET THAT ONE GO.
522
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,162
I MEAN,
I KNOW HE'S INTO HER
AND EVERYTHING,
523
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:21,901
BUT... HE'S BARKING UP
THE WRONG TREE.
524
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,071
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER.
SHE'S, SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
525
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,440
THE OMEGA BABE
OF THE CENTURY.
526
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,442
YOU KNOW,
SHE'S THE END ALL
TO BE ALL BABES.
527
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,911
SHE IS THE MAYOR
OF BABE CITY U.S.A.,
528
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,547
AND I AM VOTING FOR HER
EVERY YEAR.
529
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,849
BUT, YEAH, I JUST GOTTA
RESPECT HER, THOUGH,
530
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,918
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S--
SHE'S SUPER COOL,
531
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:42,154
AND, UH, SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND,
AND SO FRIENDSHIP IT IS.
532
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:49,596
[BELCHES]
533
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,197
WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
534
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,032
OF COURSE
GUNNAR PLANS TO WIN.
535
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,201
SEEMS THAT'S ALL
HE EVER DOES REALLY.
536
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,739
WIN. ME. CHAMPION.
GREATEST EVER.
537
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,709
THESE ARE WORDS I'VE BECOME
TO BE KNOWN AB-- ABOUT.
538
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,877
THEY GET USED
ABOUT ME A BUNCH.
539
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,679
I MEAN,
IT'S NO SURPRISE.
540
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,681
I'VE WON TEN OUT OF
THE LAST 12 ROSEAU BOWLS,
541
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,683
INCLUDING THE LAST
SEVEN STRAIGHT.
542
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,184
-NOW...
-INCLUDING, ALSO--
543
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,121
ALSO INCLUDING
THE 2010 ROSEAU BOWL.
544
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,892
WHICH WAS THE LAST TIME
THEY HAD THE OPEN BRACKET.
545
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,228
YOU KNOW THAT THEY
CLOSED IT DOWN?
546
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,997
BECAUSE I BEAT YOU
SO BAD, RIGHT?
547
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,566
THAT'S NOT WHY
THEY CLOSED IT.
548
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,267
YEAH, IT IS.
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
549
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,803
REMEMBER I PUT MY BUTT
IN YOUR FACE AND I FARTED?
550
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,805
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
REMEMBER WHEN I FARTED
IN YOUR FACE?
551
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,106
YEAH! YOU KNOW, WHAT? YEAH!
552
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,808
YEAH, I REMEMBER,
YOU STUPID IDIOT!
553
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,143
JEEZ, WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, HUH?
554
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,344
YOU KNOW IF YOU--
555
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,680
IF YOUR BALLS WERE IN THE GUTTER
HALF AS MUCH AS YOUR MIND,
556
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,281
-YOU'D BE BOWLING ZEROS.
-THAT'S RIGHT.
557
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,216
I AM THAT GUY.
558
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,887
I'M ALSO THE GUY CALLING YOU OUT
FOR THIS YEAR'S ROSEAU BOWL.
559
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,757
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU VERSUS ME, TOOTS,
560
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:55,595
ON THE HARDWOOD.
561
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,768
GUNNAR.
562
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,940
YOU KNOW, I'M, UH,
563
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:10,076
I'M RETIRED.
564
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,011
AND, UH,
I GOTTA LOT ON MY PLATE.
565
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,013
YOU KNOW, I GOT A JOB,
566
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:17,884
AND I, UH,
I GOT MY AUNT DONNA
WHO'S BOWLING.
567
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,886
AND, I, YOU KNOW,
I COULDN'T EVER BOWL
AGAINST HER.
568
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,588
-HUH.
-AND, I, AND I GOT,
569
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,256
I GOT BOOK CLUBS
ON TUESDAYS.
570
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,793
-AND I GOT TONS OF SHOWS...
-HORSE HOCKEY!
571
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,796
-BUILDING UP ON MY DVR.
-IN ITS PUREST FORM.
572
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,664
ABSOLUTE HORSE HOCKEY!
573
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,666
YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH
ON YOUR PLATE.
574
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,203
AND DONNA'S A MORON.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
575
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:42,208
DUCK, DUCK, GRAY DUCK,
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
576
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,778
[CLUCKING]
577
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,780
YOU TORE MY FAMILY APART!
578
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:49,782
AND I WANT
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
579
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,651
AND YOUR STUPID CHALLENGE!
580
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,920
[CLUCKING]
581
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,362
AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR TODAY.
582
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,231
SO, UM,
583
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:08,234
PLEASE TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
WHEN WE DISCUSS THE IMPORTANCE
584
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,737
OF DIFFERENT
SIZE FINGER HOLES...
585
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,239
FINGER HOLES?
586
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,241
DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?
587
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,243
AND, UH,
I'M EMILY BAARDSSON
AND, UH...
588
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,278
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.
589
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,814
-THIS IS HOW I ROLL.
-FINGER HOLES!
590
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,983
-[NICK] GUNNAR!
-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
591
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,852
-GUNNAR, GET OUT!
-WHERE ARE WE GOING?
592
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,386
SERIOUSLY, GUNNAR,
GET OUTTA HERE.
593
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,389
YOU GUYS WANT A SELFIE
OR SOMETHING BEFORE I LEAVE?
594
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,092
JEEZ.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME, EMILY.
595
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:36,195
I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW, HE'S--
596
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,898
I JUST GOT ALL RATTLED
AND I, I WAS,
597
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,401
-WAS I TOO MEAN?
-NO.
598
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,403
I MEAN,
I GOT REAL UPSET,
599
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,105
MAN, I CANNOT STAND THAT GUY.
600
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,641
-YOU ALL RIGHT?
-YEAH, I'LL BE FINE, THANKS.
601
00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,142
GOOD. YOU REALLY
NAILED HIM, THOUGH,
602
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:51,978
WITH THAT
BALLS IN THAT GUTTER LINE.
603
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:52,945
HUH?
604
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,951
OH, JEEZ,
NO, I MEANT, LIKE--
AW, DANG.
605
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,720
OH, I KNOW I'M,
LIKE, UH, AW, JEEZ.
606
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,966
-YES!
-WHOO!
607
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,668
THERE YOU GO, DONNA.
608
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,003
YOU KNOW,
YOU'VE GOT THAT POWER,
609
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:18,705
AND IT IS ALL ABOUT
THAT FOLLOW-THROUGH.
610
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:20,039
IT FELT REAL GOOD.
611
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,373
-IT LOOKED REAL GOOD.
-YEAH.
612
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,743
YOU'RE LIKE
A SNIPER OUT THERE.
613
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,277
OKAY, SO FOR THIS
NEXT TIME, THOUGH,
614
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,246
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU TAKE A
STEP AND A HALF TO YOUR RIGHT.
615
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,447
MM-HMM.
616
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,882
EASE UP ON THAT SPIN
JUST A TOUCH.
617
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,983
-OKAY.
-OKAY?
618
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,152
-MM-HMM.
-YOU GOT THIS.
619
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,221
-HERE SHE GOES.
-HEART'S POUNDING.
620
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,027
-WHOO!
-OH, MAN!
621
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,729
YES! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
622
00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,897
-YEAH!
-YOU TWO ARE GOOD TOGETHER.
623
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,999
OH, YEAH, WE ARE.
IT'S ALL HER, THOUGH.
624
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,735
-YEAH.
-YOU KNOW, UH,
625
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,069
I SAW THAT
INTERVIEW WITH GUNNAR.
626
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,071
DID YOU NOW?
627
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,405
WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.
628
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,107
WELL, YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT I THINK?
629
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,809
MAYBE NOT.
630
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,377
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE JUST
SWEEP THIS ONE UNDER THE RUG?
631
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,479
WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM DOWN.
632
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,749
I WOULDN'T BE MAD.
633
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,250
YOU'RE THE BEST BOWLER I KNOW.
634
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,352
COME ON, NOW,
YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT.
635
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,354
NO, NO,
I DON'T KNOW THAT.
636
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,991
I KNOW YOU'D BEAT ME,
THAT MUCH I KNOW.
637
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,392
AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT HE'S PUT YOU THROUGH,
638
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:14,961
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SHUT HIM UP,
639
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,263
AND SOMEBODY
NEEDS TO SHUT HIM UP.
640
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,498
YOU KNOW,
I KNOW THEY DO,
641
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,834
AND I'M TRAINING THE PERSON
THAT'S GONNA DO IT.
642
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,470
OKAY, YOU KNOW I TRULY,
TRULY BELIEVE THAT.
643
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,138
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT...
644
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,007
YES, I'M TALKING
ABOUT DONNA, JEFF.
645
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,508
YEAH, JEFF, WHO'D YOU THINK
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT?
646
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,511
-SHE'S TRAINING ME.
-YEAH.
647
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,981
-DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE?
-YOU'RE THE ONE.
648
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,950
SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE
A REAL DUMMY, YOU KNOW THAT?
649
00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,752
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WEREN'T
SUCH A STEAMING
650
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,989
HOT PIECE OF YUM-YUM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.
651
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:44,423
LOOK AT YOU.
652
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,959
OOH!
IT'S LIKE HERCULES.
653
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,895
WHAT? WE DID SOME
GROCERIES TODAY.
654
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,029
-YEAH.
-YES, YOU DID.
655
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,363
-LET ME SEE THOSE BUNS.
-OKAY.
656
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,834
[GUNNAR]
OF COURSE I'M GONNA
WIN IT THIS YEAR,
657
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,903
UNLESS SOME
FREAK ACCIDENT HAPPENS.
658
00:28:56,936 --> 00:29:00,773
I MEAN, MY BIGGEST COMPETITION
RIGHT NOW IS DONNA.
659
00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:03,309
YOU HEARD ME. DONNA!
660
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,779
FRIGGIN' DONNA!
WHO THE HECK IS DONNA?
661
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,517
I MEAN, I'M WHAT
THE BOWLING COMMUNITY
662
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,986
REFERS TO AS A CRANKER.
663
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,956
C-A-R, NO.
C-R-A-N,
664
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:22,094
YEAH, C-R-A-N,
C-R-A-N-K-E-R.
665
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,495
CRANKER. RIGHT?
666
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:24,997
AIN'T TOO MANY PEOPLE
IN A BOWLING ALLEY
667
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,967
THAT CAN DO
WHAT IT IS THAT I CAN DO.
668
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,270
WHAT I DO IS I COME
WITH A HIGH BACKSWING,
669
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:32,972
I SQUARE MY SHOULDERS,
670
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,841
AND THEN
I PUT A LOT OF SPIN
ON THE BALL,
671
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,408
AND THEN I JUST LET 'ER RIP.
672
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,111
I GET AS CLOSE
TO THE LINE AS POSSIBLE
673
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,847
AND THEN I JUST RELEASE.
674
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,850
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A PLANT AND PULL.
675
00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,417
SO, PLANT AND THEN PULL.
676
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,153
FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
677
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,856
THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET
A BIG HOOK ON YOUR BALL.
678
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:54,026
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
OF COURSE YOU KNOW.
679
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,895
UNLESS YOU'RE
A FRIGGIN' IDIOT.
680
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,966
BOWLING IS LIKE LIFE TO ME.
FRAME BY FRAME,
681
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,467
NO APOLOGIES.
682
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,471
GUNNAR DOES WHAT GUNNAR DOES,
AND HE NEVER LOOKS BACK.
683
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,474
EMILY CAN BLAME ME ALL SHE WANTS
FOR WHAT HAPPENED,
684
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,844
BUT SHE'S THE ONE THAT NEEDS
TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
685
00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:13,846
YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS
I'M CONCERNED,
686
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,314
IF SHE DIDN'T CHOKE,
687
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,083
EVERYBODY WOULD BE
ALIVE AND WELL
688
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,086
SINGING "KUMBAYA"
AND [BLEEP].
689
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,488
BUT SHE CHOKED
AT THE END OF THE GAME,
690
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,423
AND I JUST LET HER
KNOW ABOUT IT.
691
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,425
AND THAT'S MY FAULT?
692
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,127
THAT MAKES ME THE BAD GUY?
693
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,528
I DON'T THINK SO.
694
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,397
AND I'LL LEARN YOU
SOMETHING ELSE,
695
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,932
AMERICA DON'T THINK SO EITHER.
696
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,200
BOOM!
697
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,438
[MUSIC PLAYING]
698
00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:55,021
OKAY, YOU KNOW,
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
699
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,889
WHAT AM I GONNA
TELL YA THOUGH?
700
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,025
UH, THAT I DIDN'T
FOLLOW THROUGH.
701
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,526
EXACTLY.
702
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,594
YOU KNOW,
BOWLING IS LIKE LIFE.
703
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:05,264
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THROUGH.
704
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,565
LOSE OR LOSE,
705
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:07,633
[TOGETHER]
FOLLOW THROUGH.
706
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,101
OKAY, I KNOW, I KNOW.
707
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,402
TWO WEEKS TO GO,
YOU KNOW.
708
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,271
WE GOTTA GET THIS
EVERY SINGLE TIME.
709
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:14,273
OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
710
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:15,674
[JEFF]
THINGS ARE REALLY
HEATING UP HERE.
711
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,376
CAN I TELL YA,
712
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,678
WE NEED EMILY NOW
MORE THAN EVER.
713
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,081
EVER SINCE I GOT A PROMOTION
AT CHRISTIAN BROTHERS,
714
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:25,617
I JUST DON'T HAVE
NEARLY THE TIME NEEDED.
715
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,920
BUT I'D SAY WE'RE IN
PRETTY GOOD HANDS.
716
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,222
-YES! WHOO!
-NAILED IT!
717
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:33,259
YES, YOU DID. DO IT.
718
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:36,128
DO I THINK SHE CAN WIN?
719
00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:37,696
NO TELLING, REALLY,
I GUESS.
720
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,232
UH, BUT SHE'S DOING
REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW?
721
00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:43,235
BOWLING THE BEST
SHE EVER HAS.
722
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,571
IS IT ENOUGH TO BEAT GUNNAR?
723
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,707
I DON'T KNOW.
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
724
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,243
BUT HERE'S ONE THING
I WILL SAY,
725
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,512
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HER
FROM TRYING.
726
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,147
YOU KNOW,
SHE'S GONNA GET OUT THERE,
727
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,548
AND SHE'S GONNA DO HER BEST.
728
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,251
THAT MUCH I CAN GUARANTEE.
729
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,955
-[DONNA] AAH!
-ARE YOU OKAY?
730
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,190
MY BACK.
731
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,059
I THINK
IT'S MY LATISSIMUS DORSI!
732
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,495
SHE'S SPEAKING GIBBERISH.
733
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,098
IT'S OKAY, DONNA.
JUST BREATHE, OKAY?
734
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,433
-IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
-NO, IT'S NOT.
735
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,603
LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED,
I COULDN'T BOWL FOR A MONTH.
736
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,338
-OH, I THINK IT'S TORN.
-DONNA, DONNA.
737
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,308
-I THINK IT'S TORN.
-IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
738
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:26,145
NO, I'M NOT GONNA BE OKAY.
739
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,981
THIS TOWN NEEDS YOU, EMILY.
740
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,583
YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU.
741
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:37,223
I NEED YOU TO BOWL FOR ME.
742
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,097
YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S GONNA
ANNOUNCE IT ON AIR?
743
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,532
DUDE, YOU NEVER KNOW.
744
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:50,069
SHE COULD BE
A TOTAL WILDCARD AT TIMES.
745
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,737
NO, NO, IT'S GOTTA BE
ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT.
746
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:54,540
SO WE'VE BEEN TOLD EMILY
HAS A PRETTY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
747
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,475
-TO MAKE ON HER SHOW TODAY.
-I THINK SHE'S GONNA BE
748
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,177
ANNOUNCING THAT SHE'S
ENTERING THE TOURNAMENT.
749
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:02,414
KENNY'S PROBABLY RIGHT,
BUT, MAN, FINGERS CROSSED.
750
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,484
IF SHE'S ANNOUNCING THAT
SHE'S GONNA TRY DUDES TODAY,
751
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,420
PRETTY GOOD CHANCE
THAT MY LONG HAIR BUMPS ME
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
752
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,289
DUDE, I'M JUST SAYING
IF IT'S GONNA BE ANYBODY,
753
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,159
-IT'S PROBABLY GONNA ME.
-WHAT WOULD BE YOU?
754
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:16,028
UH, WE HEAR
YOU GOT SOME NEWS.
755
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,197
-HUH?
-THE SHOW.
756
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:21,067
WE HEAR YOU GOT
A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
757
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:24,536
OH, YEAH, BIG TIME.
GET READY...
758
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:28,074
FOR ME TO ENTER THE ROSEAU BOWL
TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR.
759
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,508
YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT SCARED?
760
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:33,212
WELL, I GOT 288 REASONS
FOR YOU TO BE SCARED,
761
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:35,547
YOU FRICKIN' LITTLE BABY.
762
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,184
THAT'S WHAT I BOWLED
YESTERDAY AND, UH,
763
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:41,187
AND THOSE WERE ALSO
THE REASONS.
764
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,255
WELL, I GOT THE BEST FRIGGIN'
COACH IN MINNESOTA,
765
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:47,659
AND I'M COMING
TO WHOOP YOUR BEHIND,
PARDON MY FRENCH.
766
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:51,197
I'M EMILY BAARDSSON,
AND THIS IS HOW I ROLL.
767
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:56,735
[GUNNAR]
IS 288 A GOOD SCORE?
768
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:02,174
SURE, IT'S DARN GOOD.
769
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,110
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS, RIGHT?
770
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:05,644
IT MEANS
SHE CHOKED IN THE END.
771
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,346
LAST FRAME.
772
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,349
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THE WIRE,
SHE'S GONNA CHOKE.
773
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:14,653
* CREATING A NEW HIGH
774
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:18,224
* THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE
775
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,359
* THE GAME IS CLOSING IN
776
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,394
* YOU START
TO FEEL THE CRY *
777
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:23,795
SHE ALWAYS DOES.
778
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,731
I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT
SCIENCE BEHIND IT,
779
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,600
BUT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH A WOMAN COMPETING.
780
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:32,138
NOW I'M GONNA CHOOSE MY WORDS
REAL CAREFUL HERE.
781
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,639
IT'S JUST LIKE--
782
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,475
LIKE THEIR REPRODUCTIVE PARTS
OR SOMETHING REMIND THEM
783
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:39,178
THAT IF THEY EVER
WANT TO HAVE BABIES
784
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,147
THEIR BODY
WON'T EVEN LET THEM WIN.
785
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,383
LIKE, AGAIN,
I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT
SCIENCE BEHIND IT,
786
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,386
BUT IT WAS SOMETHING
I READ ONLINE ONCE ON A.O.L.,
787
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,256
AND IT WAS IN A CHAT ROOM.
788
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:54,260
* UNIVERSE ON FIRE
789
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,396
* PASSION ON THE RISE
790
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:01,133
* THE JOB
WILL GET YOU PAID... *
791
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,535
YOU KNOW,
YOU NEVER KNOW, THOUGH.
792
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,538
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
EVERYTHING YOU READ ONLINE.
793
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,874
PLUS, HOW DO I KNOW
SHE WASN'T ONE OF THOSE FREAKS
794
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:11,677
BORN WITH GIRL
AND BOY PARTS?
795
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:15,381
THEN ALL THE SCIENCE GOES
RIGHT DOWN THE [BLEEP] DRAIN.
796
00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,383
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
797
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,718
SO GUNNAR
JUST HAS TO TRAIN
HIS ASS OFF,
798
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,287
AND THAT'S WHAT GUNNAR DOES.
799
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,592
[BJORN]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
800
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,294
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T SEE THE POINT OF THIS.
801
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,896
UH, TO STRENGTHEN YOUR
BACKSWING, DOY!
802
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,564
HEY, DON'T DOY ME.
803
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:34,500
OKAY, FOLLOW-THROUGH
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,
804
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,901
SO I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE
WORKING THE FRIGGIN' BACKSWING
805
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,536
WHEN WE SHOULD BE WORKING ON
FOLLOW-THROUGH.
806
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,406
JEEPERS, EM.
NO NEED TO GET ALL WORKED UP.
807
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,707
YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE
A WELL-ROUNDED GAME.
808
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,642
YEAH, I KNOW.
809
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,244
YOU THINK YOU CAN
TORQUE THE BALL ENOUGH
810
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,578
TO TAKE DOWN A 5-7 SPLIT,
811
00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,280
OR HEAVEN FORBID, A 7-10,
812
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,250
WITH YOUR DINKY BACKSWING?
813
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,684
JEEZ.
814
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:55,554
"JEEZ" IS RIGHT.
NO SIREE BOB, YOU CAN'T.
815
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:58,857
NOW WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
AND WE NEED TO GET YOU THERE.
816
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,859
-OKAY.
-OKAY.
817
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,928
-EYE OF THE TIGER.
-[BOTH] STRIKE.
818
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,568
TORQUE IT!
TORQUE IT! TORQUE IT!
819
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,404
[BOTH]
STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE,
STRIKE, STRIKE!
820
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,675
[BOTH]
STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE,
STRIKE, STRIKE!
821
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,651
TORQUE IT!
TORQUE IT! TORQUE IT!
822
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,386
93, 94, 95...
823
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,721
-[PUFFING]
-YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
824
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,424
96, 97, 98, 99, 100!
825
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,859
-WHOO!
-WHOO!
826
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:35,794
LET'S TAKE IT TO THE LANES!
827
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,964
YES, LET'S TAKE IT
TO THE LANES, ALSO, TOO.
828
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,499
-WHOO!
-WHOO!
829
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,633
-STRIKE!
-STRIKE!
830
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,375
-WHOOSHKA!
-ORDER A TATER TOT HOT DISH,
831
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,243
'CAUSE SHE JUST
SMASHED THE POTATOES.
832
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,245
THOSE PINS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
833
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:56,282
WHOO!
834
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,991
-OH!
-OH!
835
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,326
-ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
-ONE MORE.
836
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,327
OKAY.
837
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,369
WHOO!
838
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,576
[BJORN]
NOW ARE YOU READY
TO TAKE ON GUNNAR?
839
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:26,612
READY AS I'LL EVER BE, YES.
840
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,353
WHOO!
841
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,557
THIS ISN'T JUST ONE OF THOSE
HOLLYWOOD MOVIES
842
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,893
WHERE A GIRL
IS JUST GOING AFTER A MAN.
843
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,862
UNLESS YOU COUNT THE MAN
ON THE TOP OF THE TROPHY,
844
00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,798
WHICH I GUESS
I KINDA AM GOING AFTER.
845
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,867
DANG. EH.
846
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,610
[EMILY]
WHOO!
847
00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,479
THERE ARE TIMES
IN A PERSON'S LIFE
848
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:02,080
WHERE THEY CAN'T LOSE,
849
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,849
AND THAT'S ME RIGHT NOW.
850
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:04,950
I CAN'T LOSE.
851
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,688
UNLESS SOMEONE BOWLS
A HIGHER SCORE THAN ME,
852
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:12,791
AND THEN I WOULD LOSE.
853
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,895
BUT I FEEL REAL GOOD
ABOUT THAT NOT HAPPENING.
854
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,030
PROBABLY, TO ME.
855
00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:21,500
WOW. POWERFUL STUFF, EM.
856
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,106
[ALAN]
OH, YEAH, I HEARD ALL RIGHT,
YOU BETCHA.
857
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,108
YEAH, EMILY COMING BACK
COULD NOT BE BETTER
858
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,810
FOR A WHOLE SLEW
OF REASONS.
859
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,445
I MEAN, SHE WILL BRING
860
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,046
LITERALLY DOZENS
OF FANS WITH HER,
861
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,615
AND MORE PEOPLE TO FEED
862
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,116
JUST EQUALS
MORE CONCESSION MONEY.
863
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,551
THAT'S JUST
AN OLD-FASHIONED
BLEND OF MATH
864
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:42,020
AND COMMON SENSE
RIGHT THERE.
865
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,723
BARRY,
YOU'RE FIVE MINUTES LATE.
866
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,991
BUT CRAP,
I'M 25 MINUTES EARLY.
867
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:51,062
I GOTCHA.
JUST TESTING YA.
868
00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:53,765
NAH, I'M A FUN BOSS.
869
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,901
BUT, SERIOUSLY,
WE LIKE TO JOKE AROUND
ABOUT HERE.
870
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,803
SO, YEAH. HEY, ADAM.
871
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,104
HEY, YOU COMING TO
THE ROSEAU BOWL THIS YEAR?
872
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,006
-YOU BETCHA.
-SEE?
873
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,909
ADAM HASN'T BEEN
TO A ROSEAU BOWL IN
THREE, FOUR YEARS.
874
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:08,547
SO NOT ONLY WILL EMILY
BRING MORE FANS WITH HER,
875
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,816
I JUST HOPE
SHE CAN GET REDEMPTION
876
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,652
FROM WHAT HAPPENED
LAST TIME.
877
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:18,724
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY COUSIN, HER DAD,
878
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,593
IT'S INEXCUSABLE.
IT MAKES ME SICK.
879
00:39:21,627 --> 00:39:23,929
-DID SHE TELL YA ABOUT THAT?
-[INTERVIEWER] ABOUT THE FART?
880
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,131
OH, NO SIREE.
NO, GUNNAR--
881
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,999
GUNNAR, HE TOOK IT
MUCH FURTHER.
882
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:34,706
IT GOT UGLY,
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
883
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,975
I'LL LEAVE HER TO TELL YA
THE REST ABOUT THAT.
884
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:40,746
BARRY! QUIT SLEEPING
ON THE JOB!
885
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:42,448
I'M NOT. FRICKIN' EYES
ARE WIDE OPEN.
886
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,182
I WAS PUTTING MY LUNCH
IN THE FRIGGIN' THING.
887
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,951
-I'M JUST TESTING YA.
-FREAKIN' BLUEBERRIES AND--
888
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,053
EVERY STINKIN' TIME.
EVERY STINKIN' TIME.
889
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,195
WARMING UP, BABY.
890
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,964
GOTTA HAVE THOSE
GAME DAY RITUALS.
891
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,899
[INTERVIEWER]
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
892
00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,003
HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA BE HERE?
893
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:07,105
BECAUSE I GOT A FRIGGIN'
CRAPLOAD OF 'EM.
894
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:18,684
NO, I DON'T ANYTHING
REAL SPECIAL TO PREPARE.
895
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:21,186
I'M JUST GRADING SOME
PAPERS RIGHT HERE,
896
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:23,054
AND I'LL PROBABLY
CALL DONNA IN A BIT,
897
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,790
SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.
898
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,892
HONESTLY, IT'S REALLY
JUST A NORMAL DAY FOR ME
899
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,994
BEFORE I HEAD ON DOWN
TO THE ALLEY.
900
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:32,130
[INTERVIEWER]
SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
SUPERSTITIONS OR ANYTHING?
901
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,732
OH, GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
902
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:49,114
48, 49, 50.
903
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,883
[RETCHING]
904
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,957
ALL PART OF THE PROCESS
OF BEING GREAT,
905
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:01,960
YOU GOTTA GET THE SUGAR
OUT OF THE CEREAL,
906
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,663
BUT IF YOU LET IT DIGEST,
907
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,533
YOU GET ALL
THE BAD CARBS, TOO.
908
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,700
A LITTLE SECRET
I CAME UP WITH
909
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,902
TO GET THE BEST
OF BOTH WORLDS.
910
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,288
50...
911
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,591
[GROANING]
912
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:36,595
I KNOW I HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN.
913
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:39,297
I'VE PREPARED
THE WAY I NEED TO WIN.
914
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,932
SUPERSTITIONS?
915
00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:43,068
THEY'RE REALLY JUST
ANOTHER FORM OF FEAR.
916
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:47,238
[INTERVIEWER]
THAT'S A INTERESTING WAY
TO LOOK AT IT.
917
00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,941
THE WAY I SEE IT,
IF I WIN,
918
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,943
IT'S 'CAUSE
I WAS THE BEST THAT DAY.
919
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:54,780
IF I LOSE,
IT'S 'CAUSE I WASN'T
GOOD ENOUGH.
920
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:57,649
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF THE MORNING RITUAL.
921
00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:00,919
I GOTTA PUT
MY UNDERWEAR ON INSIDE OUT.
922
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,554
[INTERVIEWER]
WELL, WHY'S THAT?
923
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,623
UH, 12 YEARS AGO,
924
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,291
I WAS ON DAY THREE
OF MY UNDERWEAR
925
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,293
THE DAY OF THE COMPETITION.
926
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,762
OBVIOUSLY,
YOU DON'T WANNA SMELL,
927
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:13,064
SO I PUT THEM ON INSIDE OUT
928
00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,266
TO SQUEEZE ONE MORE DAY
OUT OF THE DEAL.
929
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,570
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I TOOK HOME THE GOLD.
930
00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:20,138
EVER SINCE THEN,
931
00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:21,873
EVEN IF I'VE ONLY
WORN THEM ONE DAY
932
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,742
OR NONE DAYS,
933
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:27,679
I STILL TURN THEM ON INSIDE OUT
THE DAY OF THE TOURNAMENT.
934
00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:29,781
I FORGOT TO TWO TIMES,
935
00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:32,117
AND THOSE ARE THE TWO YEARS
I GOT SECOND.
936
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:37,055
COINCIDENCE?
NO. FACT.
937
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,791
[INTERVIEWER]
YOU THINK YOU NEED TO DO THAT
TO BEAT EMILY AS WELL?
938
00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:43,328
HA! SO FUNNY
I FORGET TO LAUGH.
939
00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:45,230
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
940
00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:47,565
I'M GONNA PUT 'EM ON REGULAR
JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
941
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:53,672
EH, I PROBABLY BETTER JUST
PUT 'EM ON INSIDE OUT.
942
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,142
I MEAN, I'M COMING UP
ON DAY SEVEN NOW.
943
00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,310
IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH EMILY.
944
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,012
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE
A LICK OF DIFFERENCE
945
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,948
IF I PUT ON
SOME MAGICAL T-SHIRT,
946
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:06,752
IF I PUT
MY UNDERPANTS INSIDE OUT,
THAT'S JUST FEAR.
947
00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:09,254
[INTERVIEWER]
SO YOU KNOW ABOUT GUNNAR?
948
00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:11,156
HUH?
949
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:12,991
[INTERVIEWER]
GUNNAR PUTS HIS
UNDERWEAR INSIDE OUT
950
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,726
THE DAY OF THE TOURNAMENT.
951
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,761
NO.
952
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:18,997
NO.
953
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,767
NO.
954
00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,338
GET OUTTA TOWN.
955
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:33,144
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!
956
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:36,281
THIS IS HAPPENING.
GUNNAR VERSUS EMILY.
957
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,416
THE EPIC SHOWDOWN
THAT'LL MAKE
958
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,853
THE FEDERATION-KLINGON
WAR OF 2372
959
00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:45,356
LOOK LIKE THE VRASH SLAUGHTER
BY THE PEOPLE OF PASIK.
960
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:48,894
THAT'S RIGHT.
GUNNAR'S GOT THIS.
961
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:50,395
ME AND GUNNAR,
962
00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:52,898
WE'RE GONNA BE THE STARS
OF THE SHOW.
963
00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:55,100
[INTERVIEWER]
WHY YOU?
964
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,802
OH, YOU DIDN'T--
YOU DIDN'T HEAR?
965
00:43:56,835 --> 00:44:00,672
UM, THEY CHOSE--
THEY CHOSE ME TO BE THE GUY
966
00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:05,176
WHO SINGS
THE USA NATIONAL ANTHEM
FOR THE BOWLING THING.
967
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:08,246
SO, UH,
968
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:12,217
IF YOU GUYS WANTED,
I COULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU
A LITTLE SNEAK PRE--
969
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,384
[MUSIC PLAYING]
970
00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:16,988
* YOU KNOW YOU'VE ARRIVED
971
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,391
* YOU'VE FINALLY MADE
YOUR MOVE *
972
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,793
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
973
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,662
EMILY?
974
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,433
EM?
975
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,069
HEY, EM,
IT'S NICK.
976
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,338
LONG HAIR DON'T CARE.
977
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,106
BACK HAIR DON'T CARE.
978
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,108
TIME TO GO
TO THE TOURNAMENT, EM.
979
00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:38,810
TIME TO BOWL SOME STRIKES,
980
00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:40,779
GET SOME SPARES.
981
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:47,185
EMILY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
982
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,756
HECK NO. NO, I'M--
I'M SICK, YOU KNOW?
983
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,991
I'M SICKER THAN A DOG
IN AN ICE FISHING HOLE.
984
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,061
YEAH, HEY, EM,
THE TOURNAMENT'S TODAY.
985
00:44:56,094 --> 00:44:58,429
THE BIG TOURNAMENT.
986
00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:00,498
DID YOU FORGET
THAT IT'S TODAY?
987
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,201
-THE ROSEAU BOWL?
-I KNOW, NICK, I KNOW.
988
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,236
OKAY.
989
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,504
I'M, UH, YOU KNOW,
990
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:10,141
I CAN HAVE BJORN
BOWL IN MY PLACE.
991
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,377
I DON'T--
I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH--
992
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,079
SUCH A REALLY GOOD IDEA, EM.
993
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:19,517
-I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE.
-PSYCH OUT, EM.
994
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,787
YOU'VE GOT YOU.
995
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,756
COME ON, I MEAN,
YOU'RE AMAZING AT EVERYTHING.
996
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:28,026
AND THAT'S WHY I'M SO THANKFUL
FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP.
997
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:29,795
AND, I MEAN, I KNOW
998
00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,930
THAT THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE
ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT,
999
00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:34,265
AND THAT'S TOTALLY OKAY.
1000
00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,234
YOU CAN'T HELP
BUT BE INTO BABES.
1001
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:38,236
SO WHAT,
YOU'RE INTO BABES.
1002
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,771
YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T BLAME YOU,
1003
00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:41,539
BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY
INTO BABES.
1004
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,876
BABES ARE LITERALLY MY MOST
FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.
1005
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,444
IT'S, LIKE,
WHY I DO ANYTHING.
1006
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,113
WHY DO I GO OUTSIDE?
1007
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,915
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HOPEFULLY I SEE A BABE.
1008
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,450
YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE MY LIFE'S MOTTO.
1009
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,986
-A BABE A DAY...
-FEEDS THE BONER BUFFET.
1010
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,321
I KNOW.
I HELPED YOU WRITE THAT.
1011
00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:58,423
BUT WHAT'RE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
1012
00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:01,860
I'M TRYING TO SAY
THAT I REALLY JUST LOVE
BEING YOUR FRIEND,
1013
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:04,462
AND I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS.
1014
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:07,532
WHETHER YOU'RE SICK OR NOT,
EM, I BELIEVE IN YOU.
1015
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:09,100
-THAT'S SWEET.
-FRICK YEAH, IT'S SWEET.
1016
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:11,069
I'M A FRICKIN' SWEET GUY.
1017
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,939
YOU KNOW, HEY,
YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOST
VIEWED VLOG, RIGHT?
1018
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,807
OH, JEEZ,
YEAH, OF COURSE.
1019
00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:18,009
YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE SICK
WHEN YOU WERE DOING THAT, TOO.
1020
00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,011
YEAH, OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
HOW DOES THAT RELATE?
1021
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,013
WELL, THAT'S THE EPISODE
THAT YOU TALKED ABOUT
1022
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:24,015
THE ART OF
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH.
1023
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:27,552
NOT JUST IN BOWLING,
BUT IN REAL LIFE, TOO.
1024
00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:29,955
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
HOW TO GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT
1025
00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:31,957
BY JUST FOLLOWING THROUGH.
1026
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,225
THAT'S WHY, WHAT,
A MILLION PEOPLE OR SO
1027
00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:36,594
HAVE WATCHED THAT EPISODE
WHEN LIKE MOST
1028
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,930
HAVE BARELY
GOTTEN A HUNDRED.
1029
00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:40,565
OKAY, NICK,
THAT'S NOT WHY ALL THOSE PEOPLE
1030
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:43,534
-WATCHED THAT VIDEO.
-OH, REALLY?
1031
00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:46,471
YEAH, THAT'S THE EPISODE
WHERE MY BOOB POPPED OUT
FOR NEARLY A MINUTE.
1032
00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:48,606
-THAT'S RIGHT, 54 SECONDS.
-YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
1033
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,408
MY BOOB POPPED OUT UNTIL
I SAW THAT VIDEO HAD OVER
1034
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:52,410
-A HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS.
-YEAH, THE VIDEO GOT SO BIG
1035
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,512
BECAUSE KNOW HOW
TO FOLLOW THROUGH.
1036
00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:56,514
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE,
NO MATTER HOW SICK YOU GET
1037
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,383
OR HOW LONG YOUR TITTY
HANGS OUT OF YOUR SHIRT,
1038
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,251
YOU JUST KEEP GOING.
1039
00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:02,020
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SO DEDICATED.
1040
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:05,991
LOOK, EM, IT'S LIKE,
KNOW MATTER WHAT YOU DECIDE,
1041
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,493
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE
IN YOUR CORNER, ALL RIGHT?
1042
00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:11,897
I APPRECIATE IT.
1043
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:14,832
UM, BUT I--
YOU KNOW, I...
1044
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,569
I JUST DON'T THINK
I CAN DO IT.
1045
00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:20,939
EM, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
1046
00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:22,407
I HOPE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
1047
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:30,448
ALL RIGHT, GET OUTTA HERE.
1048
00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:31,549
OKAY.
1049
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,202
HEY THERE, BARRY.
1050
00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:54,539
CASH DRAWER COME OUT ON POINT
THREE DAYS IN A ROW?
1051
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:56,307
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1052
00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,576
AH, JEEZ. HELLO?
1053
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:02,513
[INTERVIEWER]
THIS ILLNESS REALLY
HIT YOU QUICKLY.
1054
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:05,483
YEAH. I, UH,
1055
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:08,353
I SUPPOSE IT DID.
1056
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:09,654
[INTERVIEWER]
I GUESS WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING
1057
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,089
SO WE DON'T CATCH ANYTHING.
1058
00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:16,361
NO, YOU'LL--
1059
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,895
YOU'LL BE FINE.
1060
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:22,400
UGH. I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM NICK.
1061
00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:25,670
HE SAYS
I'M SUPPOSED TO BOWL
IN EM'S PLACE.
1062
00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:28,073
GOSH, SHE'S SICK OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T KNOW.
1063
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,641
MUST BE SOME KINDA DOOFUS
TAKING CRAZY PILLS
1064
00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:32,944
TO THINK I CAN BOWL
IN A TOURNAMENT LIKE THAT.
1065
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:35,146
WE GOT PEOPLE COMING IN
FROM FRIGGIN' ANOKA
1066
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,016
AND FRIGGIN' BLAINE
AND FRIGGIN' COON RAPIDS.
1067
00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,384
I WAS JUST THINKIN'
ABOUT MY DAD.
1068
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,454
[INTERVIEWER]
WHERE IS HE NOW?
1069
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,228
-DEAD.
-OH.
1070
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,230
I'M SO SORRY.
1071
00:48:56,167 --> 00:49:00,305
YOU KNOW, GUNNAR WAS JUST
PUSHING AND PUSHING...
1072
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:02,107
AND THE MOONING
AND THE FARTING...
1073
00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,578
YOU KNOW, AS IF I DIDN'T
ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH
1074
00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,580
ABOUT LOSING, YOU KNOW?
1075
00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:12,183
HE HAD TO GO AND MAKE IT
INFINITY TIMES WORSE.
1076
00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:19,457
AND, UH--
1077
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:21,292
AND, UH,
MY DAD STEPPED IN.
1078
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,465
BUT, UH,
1079
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:30,268
I THINK HE MUSTA GOT
OVERHEATED OR SOMETHING...
1080
00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:36,007
AND, UH--
1081
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,076
YOU KNOW, IN HIS HEART
BECAUSE...
1082
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:44,349
HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
1083
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:48,719
AND HE...
1084
00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,624
HE DIED.
1085
00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,235
I'M SORRY.
1086
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:13,578
HE WAS BY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD,
1087
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,746
AND IT'S MY FAULT
THAT HE DIED.
1088
00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:20,685
BRO!
1089
00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:22,153
YOUR BOWLER'S
NOT HERE YET.
1090
00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:23,621
-YEAH.
-WHERE'S EMILY?
1091
00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:26,157
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
WE GOT BAD NEWS, BRO.
1092
00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,492
WELL, YEAH,
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
1093
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,694
THERE'S LITERALLY,
I DON'T KNOW,
1094
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,696
TENS OF PEOPLE HERE
TO SEE THE BIG SHOWDOWN.
1095
00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:33,298
YEAH, THAT'S THE THING.
1096
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:34,532
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
A BIG SHOWDOWN, MAN.
1097
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:36,701
EMILY'S SICK.
1098
00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:38,569
NO KIDDING?
1099
00:50:38,603 --> 00:50:40,105
YEAH, MAN,
DEAD SERIOUS, BRO.
1100
00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,773
OH, JEEZ.
1101
00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,375
-OH, JEEZ.
-YEAH. OH, JEEZ, IS RIGHT.
1102
00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,211
I JUST HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
1103
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:48,613
YEAH, I JUST HOPE THESE PEOPLE
STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH...
1104
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:53,718
FOR NOTHING.
1105
00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:56,454
I FRIGGING STOCKED CONCESSIONS
PLUM FULL FOR THIS.
1106
00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:00,491
WELL, SCRAM!
1107
00:51:11,202 --> 00:51:13,404
[BURPS]
1108
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,740
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
1109
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,742
EMILY WILL NOT BE MAKING IT
TO THE TOURNAMENT.
1110
00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:20,111
[CROWD GROANS]
1111
00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:23,448
LOOK, BE SURE TO EASE
YOUR SORROWS, UM,
1112
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:26,117
WITH AN ICE COLD FOUNTAIN DRINK
OR A NICE HOT "PRETZABLE",
1113
00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:28,619
AVAILABLE AT THE, UM,
1114
00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:31,756
RIGHT OVER THERE
AT THE CONCESSION STAND.
1115
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:35,126
LOOK, THIS NEWS IS SURE SOUR,
SO GET SOMETHING SWEET,
1116
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,861
LIKE A CANDY BAR
OR MAYBE SOME TAFFY.
1117
00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:38,496
YOU CAN ALSO
UPGRADE ANY MEAL
1118
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:40,831
WITH AN ORDER OF NICE
HOT SEASONED FRIES.
1119
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,467
[CROWD GROANS]
1120
00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:48,439
ANYWHO, WE'RE GONNA
GO AHEAD AND GET STARTED
WITH THE TOURNAMENT.
1121
00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:49,907
LET'S, UH,
1122
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:53,411
HAVE BARRY WILLIAMS HERE
TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
1123
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,380
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
1124
00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:02,853
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
* OH
1125
00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:06,291
HEY, EM, I HEAR
YOU'RE FEELING REAL JUNKY.
1126
00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:09,627
YEAH, YEAH,
YOU KNOW, I, UH,
1127
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,497
GOT A REAL BAD SINUS INFECTION
IN MY LOWER ABDOMEN,
1128
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:15,666
AND, UH, IT'S REAL BAD,
YOU KNOW?
1129
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,668
YOU AIN'T SICK, ARE YA?
1130
00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:21,606
I MEAN, THOSE TISSUES AREN'T
FROM BLOWING YOUR NOSE.
1131
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,517
WHAT HAPPENED TO DAD
WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
1132
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:34,585
-I KNOW, BUT I--
-PLUS, LET'S NOT PRETEND
1133
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:36,587
HE WAS EXACTLY
THE PICTURE OF HEALTH.
1134
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,556
WELL, A THREE-TIME
SCHNITZEL-EATING CHAMPION
NEVER IS.
1135
00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:41,626
NO. LOOK, EM,
1136
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:44,495
DAD WOULD WANT YOU TO BOWL.
1137
00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:46,564
SO WHAT'D YOU SAY?
1138
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,638
AND WE ARE UNDERWAY, FANS.
1139
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,341
I AM ALAN JOHNSON,
OWNER OF THIS BEAUTIFUL
ESTABLISHMENT,
1140
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:59,677
AND ALONGSIDE ME AS ALWAYS,
THE GORGEOUS VOCAL MINORITY
1141
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:02,613
AND MY BROTHER
FROM ANOTHER MOTHER, JOHNNY.
1142
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,949
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
YEAH, SEE, OUR DAD COULDN'T
KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS.
1143
00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:07,718
LOOKS LIKE TODAY'S THE DAY
THERE'S GONNA BE A BOWLING GAME.
1144
00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:09,354
EXCELLENT COLOR THERE, JOHNNY.
1145
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:10,855
MIGHT I ADD, THE SUIT
LOOKS AMAZING ON YOU,
1146
00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:12,923
AS IT HAS THE LAST
SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW.
1147
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:15,293
WELL, YOU DON'T MAKE A TRIP
ALL THE WAY TO MALL OF AMERICA
1148
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:16,927
-JUST FOR CARGO SHORTS.
-YOU CERTAINLY DON'T.
1149
00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,696
LET'S GET DOWN TO THE FLOOR.
1150
00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:21,632
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1151
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,438
AND A PERFECT STRIKE
FOR GUNNAR.
1152
00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:30,675
TWO MORE OF THOSE, AND HE IS
OUT OF THE COMPETITION.
1153
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:33,278
-NO, THAT'S A TURKEY.
-I'M NOT ACTUALLY DOING
MEAT RIGHT NOW.
1154
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:35,480
-I'M KIND OF ON A CLEANSE.
-WELL, IT'S WORKING.
1155
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:38,383
-YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
-MY BOWELS FEEL AMAZING.
1156
00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:42,320
-HEY! HEY, EMILY'S HERE.
-WHAT?
1157
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:45,423
NO. NO.
CAN YOU BELIEVE EMILY
SHOWED UP?
1158
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:48,593
ABSOLUTELY,
I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT HER.
1159
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:51,262
-SORRY I'M LATE.
-A LITTLE TOO LATE REALLY.
1160
00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:53,398
-OOH. RIGHT-O.
-SHUT UP, JOHNNY.
1161
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:54,799
SORRY.
WE ALREADY STARTED.
1162
00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,267
-I'M REALLY NOT SORRY.
-IT'S TRUE.
1163
00:53:56,301 --> 00:53:58,336
WE ACTUALLY
DID START ALREADY.
1164
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:00,338
-WELL, HAS EVERYONE
BOWLED YET?
-JUST ME, TOOTS.
1165
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,872
STRIKE.
1166
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,308
[BJORN]
THE RULES STATE
THAT AS LONG AS
1167
00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:05,510
NO BOWLER HAS BOWLED
TWO FRAMES,
1168
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:08,279
NEW COMPETITORS
ARE PERMITTED TO JOIN
THE COMPETITION
1169
00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:09,947
WITH THE MAJORITY VOTE
OF ALL BOWLERS
1170
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,749
AND PERMISSION
FROM THE COMMISSIONER.
1171
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:13,551
-LET ME SEE THAT.
-NO, THAT'S NOT THE RULE BOOK.
1172
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,052
IT'S, UH, "SISTERHOOD
OF THE TRAVELING PANTS."
1173
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:18,589
-NO SPOILERS.
-YOU KNOW I'VE GOT NO PROBLEM.
1174
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:20,758
THIRSTY FOR A SHOWDOWN?
HURRY UP AND QUENCH THAT THIRST
1175
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,026
RIGHT NOW WITH
A ICE COLD FOUNTAIN DRINK
1176
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,295
AVAILABLE AT
THE CONCESSION STAND.
1177
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,297
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
I'M TRYING TO HAVE
A TOURNAMENT HERE!
1178
00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:27,965
THE ONLY THING
THAT'S RIDICULOUS
IS THE SAVINGS
1179
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,668
WHEN YOU BUY
A JUMBO CHEESE PRETZEL
OR NACHOS
1180
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:33,003
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
AT THE CONCESSION STAND.
1181
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:35,373
WHAT'S THE MATTER, GUNNAR?
YOU LOOK SCARED.
1182
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,775
I MEAN, I WOULD BE, TOO,
IF I WERE YOU.
1183
00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:41,346
-I'M NOT AFRAID OF NOTHING.
-SO YOU ARE AFRAID OF SOMETHING.
1184
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,348
NO. I JUST SAID
"I'M NOT AFRAID OF NOTHING."
1185
00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:44,715
YOU JUST USED
A DOUBLE-NEGATIVE,
1186
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,384
THUS TURNING IT
INTO A POSITIVE,
1187
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,586
WHICH TRANSLATES TO
"I AM SCARED OF SOMETHING."
1188
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:51,589
SO YOU ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING.
WE WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS.
1189
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,358
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
HE'S NOT WRONG.
1190
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,992
IT'S BEES, ISN'T IT?
I'M SCARED OF BEES, TOO.
1191
00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:56,861
I'M NOT EVEN
ALLERGIC OR ANYTHING.
1192
00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,029
-I JUST HATE GETTING STUNG.
-GETTING STUNG IS THE WORST.
1193
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,065
RIGHT? AND THE SWELLING
AND THE ITCHING--
1194
00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,767
-ALL RIGHT!
GET THE VOTE ALREADY!
-YOU HEARD THE MAN.
1195
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,102
ALL BOWLERS IN FAVOR OF EMILY
JOINING THE COMPETITION
1196
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,672
-JUST SAY "AYE."
-AYE.
1197
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:10,007
-AYE.
-NO!
1198
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,710
AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY.
LET'S GET STARTED, FOLKS.
1199
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,745
FINE, BUT BE PREPARED
TO BE DOMINATED.
1200
00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:17,348
I'M NOT TAKING IT
EASY ON NOBODY.
1201
00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:20,017
SO HE IS TAKING IT EASY
ON SOMEBODY.
1202
00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,886
STAY TUNED
TO FIND OUT WHOM.
1203
00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,889
SHUT UP, JOHNNY.
START SPEAKING AMERICAN.
1204
00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:26,624
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, EMILY!
1205
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,994
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1206
00:55:30,027 --> 00:55:32,563
* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
1207
00:55:32,597 --> 00:55:34,999
* FEEL LIKE NUMBER ONE
1208
00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:36,534
SKI-U-MAH!
1209
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:39,404
* STARTING MY DAY
OFF WINNING *
1210
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:41,906
* YEAH, I'M GONNA BE
THE CHAMPION *
1211
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,608
* YEAH
1212
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:46,110
* BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
1213
00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:49,747
* BUT I KNOW MY TIME IS NOW
1214
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:53,117
* I SLAY THE COMPETITION
1215
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,586
* LET ME TELL YOU HOW...
1216
00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:58,756
GUNNAR AND EMILY HAVE REALLY
RUN AWAY WITH IT.
1217
00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:01,459
NINTH FRAME,
GUNNAR LEADS BY SEVEN PINS.
1218
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:03,828
-EMILY NEEDS A MIRACLE HERE.
-SHE CERTAINLY DOES.
1219
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,763
EITHER THAT OR TO PICK UP
1220
00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:08,433
EIGHT MORE POINTS THAN GUNNAR
ON THE NEXT TWO BOXES.
1221
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:11,135
-I BELIEVE THAT WOULD
DO THE TRICK AS WELL.
-IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD.
1222
00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:13,538
IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD.
LET'S GET RIGHT BACK INTO IT.
1223
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,741
* IF YOU
1224
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,443
* WANT TO BE THE BEST
1225
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:20,945
OH! FRIGGIN' NO!
1226
00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:23,548
-GUNNAR DOES NOT
LIKE THE LOOKS OF THAT.
-IS IT POSSIBLE
1227
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:24,882
THERE WAS SOMETHING
STRATEGIC
1228
00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:26,851
ABOUT LEAVING THOSE
TWO PINS THERE?
1229
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,453
PERHAPS HE'S PLANNING
FOR A FUTURE MOVE,
1230
00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:29,787
AND THIS IS A SETUP.
1231
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,756
ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES
POSSIBLE AT ALL?
1232
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,958
-ABSOLUTELY NOT.
-RIGHT-O.
1233
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,826
HERE COMES EMILY,
HER CHANCES, ALTHOUGH GRIM,
1234
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:38,162
NOT QUITE ELIMINATED
FROM THE GAME MATHEMATICALLY.
1235
00:56:38,195 --> 00:56:39,997
I WAS ACTUALLY
IN EMILY'S MATH CLASS.
1236
00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:41,198
AND THOUGH NOT QUITE
HALF A TARD,
1237
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,834
CERTAINLY NO
STRAIGHT-A STUDENT.
1238
00:56:43,868 --> 00:56:46,737
* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
1239
00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:49,474
* BETTER THAN, BETTER THAN
1240
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:50,975
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1241
00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:53,077
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE...
1242
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,912
SHOOT.
EMILY JUST BARELY MISSES
1243
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:56,747
-THAT STRIKE.
-MMM, PERHAPS
1244
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:59,617
IF SHE'D TAKEN IT JUST
A BEE'S DICK TO THE LEFT,
1245
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:01,486
SHE WOULD'VE PICKED UP
THAT LAST PIN.
1246
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,220
THAT WOULD BE
A HIGHER SCORE.
1247
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,923
GREAT JOB
WITH YOUR NUMBERS,
JOHNNY.
1248
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,625
HERE COMES GUNNAR
TO OPEN UP THE TENTH FRAME.
1249
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:10,795
* I SEE MY DESTINATION
1250
00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:14,131
-* TROPHY IN MY HAND
-[JOHNNY] HE SHOOTS.
1251
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,867
-HE SCORES!
-LIKE A TATER TOT HOT DISH,
1252
00:57:16,901 --> 00:57:20,237
-THAT IS YUMMY.
-SMELLS LIKE VICTORY.
1253
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,207
NO, YOU SMELL BAD,
AND I'M BEING SERIOUS.
1254
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,743
MAYBE I BEEFED.
DEAL WITH IT.
1255
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,612
WHOO!
1256
00:57:27,645 --> 00:57:29,580
FRIGGIN' GROSS.
1257
00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,249
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1258
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,984
* ONE, ONE
1259
00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:36,120
* ONE CHAMPION
1260
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,989
ANOTHER STRIKE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
1261
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:41,125
I HAVE NOT SEEN
DANCE MOVES LIKE THAT
1262
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:43,628
SINCE THE LAST TIME
OUR DAD GOT REMARRIED...
1263
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:45,195
-AGAIN.
-THAT IS SPOT ON.
1264
00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:46,897
GUNNAR LOOKS TO PUT
THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN
1265
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:49,600
-FOR ROUND ONE.
-* ONE CHAMPION
1266
00:57:49,634 --> 00:57:52,202
* WHOA, WHOA
1267
00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:53,938
* ONE, ONE
1268
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,106
-* ONE CHAMPION
-[ALAN] I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
1269
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,975
CLOSED OUT THE GAME
WITH A TURKEY.
1270
00:57:58,008 --> 00:58:00,144
EMILY WILL TAKE
AN EASY SECOND PLACE,
1271
00:58:00,177 --> 00:58:02,680
BUT IT'S NO LONGER POSSIBLE
FOR HER TO WIN GAME ONE.
1272
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,850
-YES, SHE WOULD NEED A MIRACLE.
-NO, SHE LITERALLY CAN'T WIN.
1273
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,051
EXACTLY.
1274
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,703
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT
SO EASY FOR ME.
1275
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,539
OH, YEAH? WELL,
I'M ALL WARMED UP NOW.
1276
00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:31,809
SO YOU'RE GOING DOWNTOWN,
BUSTER BROWN.
1277
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:34,779
HAH! YOU KEEP BOWLING
LIKE A CAN OF ROTTEN LUTEFISK,
1278
00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:36,781
THE ONLY THING
GOING DOWN IS YOU
1279
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,583
-INTO THE TRASH CAN.
-YEAH?
1280
00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:41,251
WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T
SMELL LIKE ROTTEN LUTEFISK.
1281
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:43,253
YOU'RE ALWAYS EATIN' IT,
1282
00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,255
WHEN IT'S ROTTEN,
PROBABLY.
1283
00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:48,025
OOH, SHOTS FIRED.
1284
00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:52,296
* 'CAUSE IF YOU
1285
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:57,334
* WANT TO BE THE BEST
1286
00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,037
* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
1287
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:02,607
* BETTER THAN, BETTER THAN
1288
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,241
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1289
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:07,177
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1290
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,879
* ONE, ONE
1291
00:59:08,913 --> 00:59:11,015
* ONE CHAMPION
1292
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,951
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1293
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,786
* ONE, ONE
1294
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:17,988
* ONE CHAMPION
1295
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:22,026
* WHOA, WHOA,
ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION *
1296
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,028
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS IT, EM.
1297
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,663
I BELIEVE IN YA.
1298
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:29,233
I DON'T--
1299
00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,769
I DON'T THINK
I CAN BEAT HIM.
1300
00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,037
THERE'S NOBODY
ON THIS PLANET
1301
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,172
I BELIEVE IN
MORE THAN YOU,
1302
00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:37,241
AND I MET
LEONARD NIMOY ONCE.
1303
00:59:37,274 --> 00:59:38,909
AND IF HE WERE
TO SHOW UP TO THIS THING,
1304
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,078
I'D STILL
BELIEVE IN YOU MORE.
1305
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,847
I MEAN, IT'D BE CLOSE,
BUT, UH,
1306
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,048
YOU'D TAKE THE CAKE.
1307
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,250
LEONARD NIMOY'S DEAD.
1308
00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,619
-WHAT?
-YEAH.
1309
00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:52,256
WELL THEN,
SOME OTHER STAR THAT
HAS WHAT IT TAKES
1310
00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:54,391
TO PULL THROUGH
WHEN THE ODDS ARE AGAINST 'EM,
1311
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,160
LIKE, UH, WHITNEY HOUSTON.
1312
00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,362
WHAT I'M TRYIN' TO SAY IS
YOU HAVE IT IN YA.
1313
00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,230
YOU ALWAYS HAVE.
1314
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:02,667
AND JUST LIKE
MISS HOUSTON HERSELF,
1315
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,202
YOU WILL
CONTINUE TO SUCCEED
FOR YEARS TO COME.
1316
01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:08,038
BOBBY BROWN
CAN'T KEEP YOU DOWN.
1317
01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:09,907
IT'S TIME TO GET SOME.
1318
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:12,710
* AND I
1319
01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:15,112
AND WE ARE BACK,
ROUND TWO OF THREE.
1320
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:18,115
IF GUNNAR WINS THIS ONE,
IT'S ALL OVER.
1321
01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:21,819
* MAKE WAY,
'CAUSE I'M COMING THROUGH *
1322
01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:27,692
* AIN'T NOTHING
YOU CAN DO... *
1323
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:31,028
FAIR DINKUM!
THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE PEARL.
1324
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,899
* SECOND PLACE,
YOU WATCHED ME WIN *
1325
01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:36,767
-* THIRD PLACE MEANS YOU SUCK
-[ALAN] GUNNAR REALLY NEEDS
1326
01:00:36,801 --> 01:00:38,936
TO PICK UP HIS GAME BEFORE
HE LETS THIS ONE SLIP AWAY.
1327
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,939
-HE IS BOWLING
LIKE A REAL DICK.
-I CAN HEAR YOU.
1328
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,942
* NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
1329
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:47,277
* 'CAUSE IF YOU
1330
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:52,917
* WANT TO BE THE BEST
1331
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,786
* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
1332
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:58,288
* BETTER THAN, BETTER THAN
1333
01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,990
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1334
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:04,995
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1335
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:06,897
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1336
01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:09,133
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1337
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,135
WOW. THAT'S TWO IN A ROW
FOR EMILY.
1338
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:13,137
SHE IS PERFECT SO FAR.
1339
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,305
IMAGINE WHAT EMILY'S SCORE
MIGHT BE IF SHE CONTINUES
1340
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:17,775
THIS PERFECT STREAK
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
1341
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,810
-300
-CLOSE TO WHAT
I WOULD ASSUME,
1342
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,112
BUT THERE'S NO WAY OF
KNOWING FOR SURE.
1343
01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:25,349
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1344
01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,384
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1345
01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,486
AND ANOTHER STRIKE FOR EMILY.
1346
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,857
-HALFWAY THROUGH,
AND SHE'S STILL PERFECT.
-IT IS SAFE TO SAY
1347
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,859
THAT EMILY
IS THE SERENA WILLIAMS
1348
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,827
OF AWKWARD
WHITE PEOPLE SPORTS.
1349
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:39,263
SHE CERTAINLY IS,
AND SHE IS PHENOMENAL.
1350
01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,731
* ONE, ONE
1351
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:43,100
* ONE CHAMPION
1352
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:46,036
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1353
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:49,907
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1354
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:53,110
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1355
01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:56,881
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1356
01:01:56,914 --> 01:01:59,049
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE...
1357
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,185
EMILY'S GOT THIS ONE
IN THE BAG.
1358
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,053
WE ARE GOING
TO A THIRD, FOLKS.
1359
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,222
WHOO! NICE!
1360
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,792
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
1361
01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:09,794
YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IN ME
LIKE YOU BELIEVE IN ME.
1362
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:11,095
YOU SHOULD.
I MEAN, YOU'RE AMAZING.
1363
01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,964
-ALL LUCK, ALL LUCK.
-ALL LUCK?
1364
01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:15,432
HAH! MY BUTT.
1365
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:17,301
YOU WANT ME TO GO
"BATMAN FOREVER" ON YOUR ASS?
1366
01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:19,436
-HEY! HEY! HEY!
-MAKE YOUR FACE
LOOK LIKE SEAL?
1367
01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:21,839
-YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
A KISS FROM A ROSE.
-THAT IS NOT COOL.
1368
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:23,207
SEAL'S SKIN IS LIKE THAT
FROM A DISEASE.
1369
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,842
PRETTY SURE
IT'S FROM A SHARK ATTACK.
1370
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,510
THAT'S WHERE
HE GOT HIS NICKNAME "SEAL."
1371
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:29,880
-UH, SEAL HAS LUPUS.
-THEN HOW CAN HE WALK?
1372
01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,548
HE GET BETTER DOCTORS
THAN PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT?
1373
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:35,319
-UH, F.D.R. HAD POLIO.
-YEAH? YOU HAVE POLIO,
1374
01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:38,823
AND I'M A SHARK ABOUT TO ATTACK,
AND YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SEAL
1375
01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:40,991
-WITHOUT ALL
THE KILLER SLOW JAMS.
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
1376
01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:43,093
-YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' IDIOT.
-I MIGHT BE AN IDIOT,
1377
01:02:43,127 --> 01:02:45,262
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT GONNA
CHOKE IN THE LAST GAME.
1378
01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:48,465
YOU DONE IT BEFORE,
YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN.
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
1379
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:51,168
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GO AWAY
AND HIDE FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS.
1380
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,903
[SPITS]
1381
01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:55,840
ALSO, I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
1382
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:15,292
* I SEE MY DESTINATION
1383
01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:18,495
-* TROPHY IN MY HAND
-[MOUTHING] LET'S GO.
1384
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:21,966
-* AND NO ONE'S
GONNA TOUCH ME *
-* YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME
1385
01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:26,303
* 'CAUSE I HAVE A PLAN
1386
01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,472
* 'CAUSE IF YOU
1387
01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:33,443
* WANT TO BE THE BEST
1388
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:36,080
* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
1389
01:03:36,113 --> 01:03:38,482
* BETTER THAN, BETTER THAN
1390
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,317
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1391
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:43,187
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1392
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:47,157
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1393
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,194
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1394
01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:53,197
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1395
01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:56,066
THREE FRAMES INTO ROUND THREE,
AND GUNNAR IS SITTING PERFECT.
1396
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,634
MEANWHILE,
EMILY SEEMS TO HAVE
1397
01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,137
LOST HER STEAM FROM ROUND TWO
WITH TWO SPARES
1398
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,471
AND FAILING
TO CLOSE OUT A THIRD.
1399
01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,015
HOW GOES IT, EM?
1400
01:04:11,048 --> 01:04:14,018
-IT'S FINE. YOU?
-AH, PRETTY GOOD.
1401
01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:15,519
UH, IT'S A LITTLE COLDER
THAN I'D LIKE,
1402
01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:16,987
BUT THAT MINNESOTA FOR YA.
1403
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,056
AHEM.
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
1404
01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,326
IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANTED?
1405
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,028
YEAH, I, UH,
1406
01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:26,997
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ALL THIS.
1407
01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:28,933
-YEAH.
-LOOK.
1408
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:30,467
YOU'RE THE BEST BOWLER
I'VE EVER SEEN,
1409
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,237
ON AND OFF THE LANES.
1410
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:36,073
-THANKS.
-NO, I MEAN IT, EM.
1411
01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:38,075
YOU CAN DO THIS,
ALL RIGHT?
1412
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,577
YOU JUST NEED TO REMEMBER
WHO YOU'RE DOING IT FOR.
1413
01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:42,579
YEAH.
1414
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,181
OKAY, YEAH, POPS.
1415
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,383
-YEAH.
-NO.
1416
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,085
YOU NEED TO DO THIS FOR YOU.
1417
01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:50,420
YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
ALL YOU DO IS GIVE.
1418
01:04:50,454 --> 01:04:52,356
YOU WASTED YOUR TIME
WITH DONNA,
1419
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:55,659
AND GOD BLESS HER HEART,
SHE FRIGGIN' STINKS.
1420
01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:58,495
SO SCREW GUNNAR
AND SCREW THE OTHER BOWLERS.
1421
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,164
THIS IS FOR YOU,
1422
01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:02,366
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT DAD
WOULD WANT.
1423
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,534
OKAY?
1424
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,004
-YEAH.
-ALL RIGHT.
1425
01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:09,006
GO GET HIM.
1426
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:13,610
* IF YOU WANT TO
BE THE BEST *
1427
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:15,612
* YEAH!
1428
01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:18,148
* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
1429
01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:20,951
* BETTER THAN, BETTER THAN
1430
01:05:20,985 --> 01:05:26,090
* BETTER THAN THE REST
1431
01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:28,358
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1432
01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:30,494
* ONE, ONE
1433
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,963
* ONE CHAMPION
1434
01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:35,332
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1435
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,334
* ONE, ONE
1436
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:39,336
* ONE CHAMPION
1437
01:05:39,369 --> 01:05:42,706
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1438
01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:44,341
* ONE, ONE
1439
01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,510
* ONE CHAMPION
1440
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:49,046
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1441
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:51,381
I HAVE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
1442
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:54,751
-SHE IS A WOMAN ON A MISSION.
-SPEAKING OF MISSIONS,
1443
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,253
IF YOU'RE ON THE WAY BACK
FROM THE BATHROOM,
1444
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,521
STOP AT
THE CONCESSION STAND
1445
01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,556
FOR THE NEW KOSHER
POLISH CORN DOGS.
1446
01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,158
THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
1447
01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:03,160
* ONE, ONE
1448
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:05,262
* ONE CHAMPION
1449
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,264
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1450
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,266
GUNNAR SEEMS TO BE FEELING
THE PRESSURE.
1451
01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:12,136
HE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST FOCUS.
1452
01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,138
IS THAT A THING
THAT'S IMPORTANT IN BOWLING?
I IMAGINE IT IS.
1453
01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,440
IT MOST DEFINITELY IS,
JOHNNY, YEAH.
1454
01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:21,611
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1455
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,413
* ONE, ONE
1456
01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:25,115
[ALAN]
AND ANOTHER STRIKE
FOR EMILY.
1457
01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:27,451
WE ARE WITNESSING
ROSEAU BOWL HISTORY.
1458
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:28,785
THAT SOUNDS MORE GRANDIOSE
1459
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,089
THAN I ASSUME IT IS
IN REAL LIFE.
1460
01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:35,292
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1461
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,394
-* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
-THAT IS HOW YOU BOWL!
1462
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,629
-THAT IS HOW YOU BOWL!
-THAT IS HOW YOU BOWL!
1463
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:41,265
SHE'S UNSTOPPABLE.
A SLOW START,
1464
01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,233
BUT HAS BOWLED PERFECT
SINCE THAT THIRD FRAME.
1465
01:06:43,267 --> 01:06:45,569
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE LITTLE BOX THING LEFT
1466
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:48,105
AND THEIR SCORES
ARE PRETTY CLOSE,
IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?
1467
01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:50,107
YES, JOHNNY,
THEY ARE ALL TIED UP.
1468
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,641
THAT SOUNDS REALLY CLOSE.
1469
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:54,211
IS IT EVER.
GUNNAR WILL BOWL FIRST.
1470
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,348
* ONE CHAMPION
1471
01:06:58,382 --> 01:07:01,051
-* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
-[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1472
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,719
* ONE, ONE
1473
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:05,055
* ONE CHAMPION
1474
01:07:05,089 --> 01:07:07,457
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1475
01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:09,459
* ONE, ONE
1476
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:11,695
* ONE CHAMPION
1477
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:16,200
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE,
ONE, ONE *
1478
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,635
-* ONE CHAMPION
-OOH, THAT'S GONNA BE
TOUGH TO BEAT.
1479
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:21,505
HE DOES LOOK
DISAPPOINTED THOUGH.
1480
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,508
PROBABLY WISHES
HE'D HIT ALL THE PINS
ON THAT LAST ONE.
1481
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,842
THAT'S MY BEST GUESS ANYWAY.
1482
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,711
NOTHING ESCAPES
MY BROTHER JOHNNY.
1483
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,413
HERE COMES EMILY.
1484
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,381
* ONE CHAMPION
1485
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,384
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1486
01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,086
* ONE, ONE
1487
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,255
* ONE CHAMPION
1488
01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,790
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1489
01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:42,859
* ONE, ONE
1490
01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,362
* ONE CHAMPION
1491
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:47,697
YOU LITTLE BEAUTY.
1492
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:50,667
CHECK OUT EMILY.
HOO-HOO, WOW!
1493
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,202
ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
1494
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,803
* ONE, ONE
1495
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,872
* ONE CHAMPION
1496
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:59,176
-* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
-WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
1497
01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,644
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
1498
01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:02,779
* ONE CHAMPION
1499
01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,449
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1500
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:07,451
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1501
01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:08,518
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
1502
01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:12,088
YEAH.
1503
01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:15,325
-FOR DAD.
-ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT THIS.
1504
01:08:15,359 --> 01:08:19,829
* ONE CHAMPION
1505
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:38,648
-YEAH!
-[CHEERING]
1506
01:08:38,682 --> 01:08:40,584
SHE HAS DONE IT.
1507
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,287
SHE HAS WON
THE OPEN BRACKET
CHAMPIONSHIP
1508
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,623
AND REDEMPTION
FOR HER FATHER,
MY COUSIN.
1509
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:48,425
STOP BY
THE CONCESSION STAND
TO CELEBRATE
1510
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,728
WITH A LICORICE ROPE
OR AN ICE COLD FOUNTAIN DRINK.
1511
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,264
THEY'RE NOT ON SALE.
WE JUST HAVE PLENTY AVAILABLE.
1512
01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:57,701
AND IT IS ALL OVER,
I HOPE, ANYWAY.
1513
01:08:57,734 --> 01:08:59,236
I'VE GOT SOME WHERE TO BE.
1514
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:01,671
* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
1515
01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,573
YEAH, EMILY!
1516
01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,313
YOU DID IT.
1517
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:12,482
-WHOO! YEAH!
-WHOO!
1518
01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:15,352
YOU FRIGGIN' CHEATED!
1519
01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:17,921
YOU CHEATED.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
1520
01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:21,825
-I WON THAT FAIR AND SQUARE.
-OKAY, WHATEVER, GUNNAR.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
1521
01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,727
[GUNNAR]
NINE OUT OF TEN TIMES
I CATCH YOU CHEATING.
1522
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,264
-YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' CHEATER.
-CELEBRATION SUBS FOR EVERYONE.
1523
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,632
-I LOVE SUBS.
-WHOO!
1524
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:29,899
-WHOO!
-STRIKE!
1525
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:35,772
* ONE, ONE, ONE CHAMPION
1526
01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:45,615
OH, JEEZ,
HAS IT FELT GOOD.
1527
01:09:45,649 --> 01:09:47,351
THE PUBLICITY FROM WINNING
THE ROSEAU BOWL
1528
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,353
HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING.
1529
01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:52,856
I MEAN, I HAD NEARLY
SIX STRANGERS SEND ME
CONGRATS FLOWERS.
1530
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:55,392
SO, YEAH, PRETTY NUTS.
1531
01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:58,762
AND, OH, JEEZ.
IT DIDN'T STOP THERE EITHER,
NO SIREE.
1532
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:02,232
MY VIDEO BLOG HAS TAKEN OFF
LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
1533
01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:03,567
IT'S PAYING THE BILL NOW,
YOU KNOW?
1534
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,570
SO I GOT TO QUIT
MY TEACHING JOB.
1535
01:10:06,603 --> 01:10:08,338
AND NOW I HAVE
SO MUCH FREE TIME
TO TRAIN DONNA
1536
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:11,408
TO WIN NEXT YEAR'S
ROSEAU BOWL.
1537
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:14,411
AND BJORN
HAS BEEN TRAINING ME
1538
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:17,447
TO WIN THIS YEAR'S
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
1539
01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:20,784
BOMB DROPPED.
1540
01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:22,719
[GUNNAR]
SIX MONTHS, HUH?
1541
01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:25,589
SEEMS LONGER BEHIND BARS.
1542
01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:27,924
[INTERVIEWER]
YOU WENT TO JAIL?
1543
01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:31,761
YEAH, THE NIGHT
OF THE TOURNAMENT,
I GOT DRUNK.
1544
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:33,630
I DON'T MEAN LIKE
A COUPLE DRINKS TOO MANY
1545
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:35,632
I SHOULDN'T DRIVE
MY TRUCK HOME DRUNK.
1546
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:36,966
I MEAN, LIKE,
1547
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,336
BLACKED OUT,
WAKE UP OUTSIDE
1548
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,004
WITH A GOAT CHAINED
AROUND YOUR LEG
1549
01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:44,007
AND A TOILET CAKE
IN YOUR SHIRT POCKET
KINDA DRUNK.
1550
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,543
IN MY CASE, INSTEAD OF
WAKING UP OUTSIDE,
1551
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,545
I WOKE UP
IN THE DRUNK TANK.
1552
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,415
AND INSTEAD OF A TOILET CAKE
IN MY SHIRT POCKET,
1553
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,550
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE
ANY PANTS ON.
1554
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,420
[INTERVIEWER]
AND, UH, THE GOAT?
1555
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,555
NO, THAT HAPPENED.
1556
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,891
ANYWHO, I ALWAYS HEARD
THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN JAIL
1557
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:04,294
YOU GOTTA BEAT UP
THE BIGGEST GUY IN THERE
1558
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:07,531
SO YOU DON'T BECOME
A PRISON [BLEEP].
1559
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,700
I COULDA SWORN
SHE WAS A GUY,
1560
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:14,037
YOU KNOW, COMING FROM
A COSTUME PARTY OR SOMETHING.
1561
01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:17,907
APPARENTLY,
THAT POLICE UNIFORM
WAS VERY REAL,
1562
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:22,078
AND SO WAS HER NIGHT STICK,
HER PEPPER SPRAY, HER TASER,
1563
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,847
HER K-9 UNIT.
1564
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:27,951
AFTER I HEALED UP,
1565
01:11:27,984 --> 01:11:30,620
I GOT FIVE MONTHS
FOR ASSAULT ON AN OFFICER.
1566
01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,322
WHICH IS KINDA BULL [BLEEP],
1567
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,724
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH
I THREW THE FIRST PUNCH,
1568
01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:36,626
IT DIDN'T EVEN LAND.
1569
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,762
[JEFF]
OH, BOY, WERE WE EXCITED
FOR EMILY TO WIN.
1570
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,565
AND, UH, WE'VE BEEN KEEPING
PRETTY BUSY SINCE THEN, TOO.
1571
01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:46,470
I FOUND A BIRD OUTSIDE,
AND IT WAS ALMOST DEAD.
1572
01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:47,771
I NURSED IT BACK TO HEALTH.
1573
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,639
KEPT IT IN THE HOUSE
FOR A WEEK.
1574
01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:51,475
-YEP.
-AND THEN I LET IT GO.
1575
01:11:51,508 --> 01:11:53,343
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
YOU GOTTA LET THEM FLY.
1576
01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:54,944
-YEAH, YEAH.
-NOT GONNA KEEP HIM
FOR A PET,
1577
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,580
BUT I NURSED IT
BACK TO HEALTH.
1578
01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:58,114
YOU DID,
AND THEN YOU SHOOED IT OUT
WITH A BROOM.
1579
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,484
YEAH, AND THEN I SHOOED.
I SAID, "SHOO! SHOO!
1580
01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:02,552
-GO ON NOW, GO!"
-DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
1581
01:12:02,586 --> 01:12:04,921
-'CAUSE IT LOVED HER SO MUCH.
-YEAH. SEE THAT NOW?
1582
01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,690
-THEY'LL BOND WITH ME.
-ABSOLUTELY.
1583
01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:09,092
SHE USED THAT TOUGH LOVE,
GOT HERSELF A BROOM,
1584
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,527
SHOOED THAT BIRD
OUTTA THE HOUSE.
1585
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,128
YOU GOTTA PUSH
THE BIRD OUTTA THE NEST.
1586
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,930
-THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
-ABSOLUTELY.
1587
01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,433
SO WE'RE THINKING ABOUT
ADOPTING, YOU KNOW?
1588
01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:19,769
YOU GUYS WERE CLEARLY
IN FOR A PRETTY BIG TREAT
1589
01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:21,371
WHEN YOU GOT TO HEAR ME
1590
01:12:21,405 --> 01:12:26,376
SING THE USA ANTHEM
AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
1591
01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:30,780
BUT, LIKE, SURE,
THERE WERE SOME FREAKIN' JERKS
1592
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:34,384
JUST LIKE SAYING
STUPID CRAP ON YOUTUBE.
1593
01:12:34,418 --> 01:12:36,386
LIKE, WHATEVER.
1594
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,388
I'M JUST GONNA
KEEP LIVING FANCY,
1595
01:12:38,422 --> 01:12:44,160
'CAUSE I GOT SOME REAL HYPE
BEHIND ME FROM THAT, TOO.
1596
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:49,032
I GOT TO SING THE USA ANTHEM
AT THE ST. PAUL SAINTS GAME.
1597
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:52,402
SO WOULD
A FREAKIN' CHEESEKNOB
GET TO DO THAT,
1598
01:12:52,436 --> 01:12:54,504
MISTER @CMCHFX?
1599
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:59,075
PROBABLY NOT.
1600
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:01,778
UM, IF YOU GUYS WANTED,
1601
01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:03,780
I COULD PROBABLY
GET YOU A TAPE
1602
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,182
OF ME DOING
THAT SINGING THING
1603
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,718
FOR YOU TO USE
INSIDE YOUR MOVIE.
1604
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:10,153
[INTERVIEWER]
NAH, WE'RE GOOD.
1605
01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:15,592
[GUNNAR]
ON A BRIGHT NOTE,
1606
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:17,927
I BECAME VERY SPIRITUAL
IN PRISON.
1607
01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:20,664
I REALIZED THAT I HAD
A LOT OF ANGER ISSUES
1608
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:22,065
THAT I NEEDED TO WORK ON,
1609
01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:25,201
AND THE WORD OF BUDDHA
REALLY SPOKE TO ME.
1610
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,603
IT'S HELPING ME BECOME
A BETTER PERSON
1611
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:29,038
ON AND OFF THE LANES.
1612
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,741
[WOMAN]
GUNNEY, TATER TOT
HOT DISH IS READY.
1613
01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,443
COME GET SUPPER.
1614
01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:36,813
I TOLD YOU!
I WANTED LUTEFISK
AND LEFSE.
1615
01:13:36,846 --> 01:13:38,982
HOW HARD
CAN IT [BLEEP] BE
1616
01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:41,518
TO OPEN UP A [BLEEP] CAN
OF LUTEFISK
1617
01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:43,653
AND WRAP UP SOME
[BLEEP] LEFSE?
1618
01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:49,793
THAT WOMAN.
1619
01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:52,662
THIS IS WHAT I DEAL WITH.
1620
01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:54,898
THIS IS MY LIFE.
1621
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:57,901
MOST OF MY VIDEOS
ARE GETTING HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF VIEWS.
1622
01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:01,070
SOME ARE EVEN UP
IN THE MILLIONS.
1623
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,839
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE SAME OLD VIDEO
1624
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,475
STILL HOLDS
MY PERSONAL RECORD.
1625
01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:10,914
YEAH, THE BOOBY SLIP CLIP
TOOK OFF LIKE WILDFIRE.
1626
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,217
OKAY, I WANT YOU TO GET
A REAL GOOD LOOK IN HERE, OKAY?
1627
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,853
SEE HOW I'M HOLDING
NOTHING BACK HERE?
1628
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:20,690
THAT IS HOW YOU...
1629
01:14:20,724 --> 01:14:22,859
FOLLOW THROUGH WITH STYLE.
1630
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,928
I MEAN, SURE LIKE
SOMEONE MIGHT BE WALKING BY
1631
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,563
AND THEY'RE GONNA SEE
AND BE LIKE,
1632
01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,898
"WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HECK
IS SHE DOING?"
1633
01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,901
AND I WANT YOU TO LOOK THEM
IN THE EYE AND YOU SAY,
1634
01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:33,803
"I'M SHOWING THE WORLD
WHAT I GOT."
1635
01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:37,974
AND WHAT I GOT IS A REAL...
1636
01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:39,175
JUICY FOLLOW-THROUGH."
1637
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:44,714
SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU GOT.
DON'T HOLD NOTHING BACK.
1638
01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:49,553
I'M EMILY BAARDSSON
AND THIS IS HOW I ROLL.
1639
01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:51,955
WHOO. FREAKIN' JEEZ.
1640
01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,891
THIS THING IS HEAVY.
1641
01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:56,526
FRIGGIN' LIP'S WET.
1642
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:13,910
WHOO! I AM BOWLING LIKE
A REAL DOOFUS OUT THERE TODAY.
1643
01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:16,245
OH, COME ON, SIS.
YOU JUST NEED TO TWEAK
THINGS A BIT.
1644
01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:19,182
I KNOW,
I'M JUST DOING A LITTLE
SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR.
1645
01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:21,184
DID YOU SAY
"SELF-DEFECATING"?
1646
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:23,186
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE
MAKING JOKES,
1647
01:15:23,219 --> 01:15:24,988
BUT YOU'RE ALSO KIND OF
CRAPPIN' ON YOURSELF.
1648
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,756
OH, NICE.
1649
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,260
I KNEW I NEEDED
TO BE A BOWLER
1650
01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:32,962
WHEN ME AND
MY BEST FRIEND CHAMBERS
1651
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,598
WERE THROWING ROCKS
AT EACH OTHER
1652
01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:35,999
AND I THREW THIS ROCK
1653
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,734
AND IT HIT HIM
RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD.
1654
01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:39,335
HE WAS LIKE REALLY MAD.
1655
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,204
SO I WAS LIKE
RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM,
BUT HE CAUGHT ME
1656
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:43,740
AND HE TRIPPED ME,
LIKE, REALLY HARD,
1657
01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:47,043
AND I SLAMMED MY HEAD INTO
THE PAVEMENT THREE TIMES.
1658
01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:49,045
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW.
1659
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:51,247
I GET UP FROM THAT,
AND I KNEW I NEEDED
TO BE A BOWLER.
1660
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,184
IT'S NOT TERRIBLE.
SHE COULD STILL
PICK UP A SPARE.
1661
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:59,555
-JEEZ LOUISE!
-YOU'RE A MONSTER.
1662
01:16:01,758 --> 01:16:04,060
I LIKE TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE
WHO HAVE KITCHEN TABLES,
1663
01:16:04,093 --> 01:16:05,595
BUT THEY HAVE,
LIKE, DIFFERENT CHAIRS
1664
01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:07,263
THAT DIDN'T
COME WITH THE TABLE.
1665
01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:09,032
YEAH, HE FINDS IT
REAL INTERESTING.
1666
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,067
YEAH, SO WHENEVER WE GO TO
SOME FRIEND'S HOUSE
1667
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:12,836
AND THEY HAVE A KITCHEN TABLE,
1668
01:16:12,869 --> 01:16:15,071
BUT IT'S CLEAR THOSE CHAIRS
AREN'T MATCHING--
1669
01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,673
-WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?
-WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
1670
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,208
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE REGULAR CHAIRS?
1671
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,077
DID THEY BREAK
AND THEN YOU COULDN'T
GET 'EM FIXED OR SOMETHING?
1672
01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:23,079
AND THERE'S USUALLY
A HECK OF A STORY THERE,
1673
01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:25,048
AND I'LL WRITE THAT STORY DOWN
AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE BOOK.
1674
01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:26,315
RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST LIKE--
1675
01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,184
IT WAS AN EMPTY PHOTO ALBUM.
1676
01:16:28,217 --> 01:16:29,753
I'M JUST FILLING UP
A PHOTO ALBUM,
1677
01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:31,020
THEN I JUST KINDA
WRITE LITTLE NOTES
1678
01:16:31,054 --> 01:16:33,022
ABOUT WHERE
THE CHAIRS CAME FROM.
1679
01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:35,024
SO IT'S NOT LIKE
A REAL BOOK OR NOTHING.
1680
01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:37,126
[INTERVIEWER]
HOW FULL IS THE PHOTO ALBUM
AT THIS POINT?
1681
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,628
SIX OR SEVEN TABLES.
1682
01:16:38,662 --> 01:16:40,396
SIX OR SEVEN TABLES,
A BUNCH OF CHAIRS.
1683
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,898
SO IT'S GETTING THERE.
1684
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,401
THERE'S A DOCTOR
THEY HAVE ON THE AIR
1685
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:48,404
SATURDAY MORNINGS
ON AM 630.
1686
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,273
ASK HIM IF IT'S NORMAL
FOR PEOPLE
1687
01:16:50,306 --> 01:16:53,276
TO ONLY HAVE SEX
IN THE DARK.
1688
01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:55,779
I DON'T THINK
HE'S THAT KIND OF DOCTOR.
1689
01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:57,781
THEY'RE ALL
THAT KIND OF DOCTOR.
1690
01:16:57,814 --> 01:17:01,217
IT'S HUMAN NATURE, JEFF.
1691
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,419
I HAVE NEEDS, YOU KNOW?
1692
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,121
YOU NEED TO HAVE
THE LIGHTS ON?
1693
01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,326
WHY DON'T YOU STOP OVER
AT THE CONCESSION STAND,
1694
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,328
GET A LICORICE ROPE,
CORN DOGS,
1695
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:14,330
OR AN ICE COLD FOUNTAIN DRINK.
WE'VE GOT THE PRETZELS,
1696
01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,700
OPEN-FACE SANDWICHES,
AND PERSONAL PIZZAS.
1697
01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:18,301
FEEL FREE TO GRAB
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
1698
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,903
WE REALLY
STOCKED UP THIS YEAR.
1699
01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,304
THEY ARE NOT ON SALE
OR FREE,
1700
01:17:21,337 --> 01:17:23,039
WE JUST HAVE
PLENTY AVAILABLE.
1701
01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:27,811
FAIR DINKUM!
THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE PEARL.
1702
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,813
THAT WAS A RIP SNORTER.
1703
01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:33,382
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BONZO.
THAT WAS A BELTER.
1704
01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:37,754
YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!
CHECK OUT EMILY.
1705
01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:40,990
WOW! AN ABSOLUTE BALL TEARER
FROM EMILY.
1706
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,694
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
TO EMILY,
1707
01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:47,430
BUT I'D EAT THAT BOOTY
LIKE GROCERIES.
1708
01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:49,999
JEEZ LOUISE,
REAL INAPPROPRIATE,
NICHOLAS.
1709
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:54,103
I THINK SHE HEARD ME.
1710
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,844
-HEY, GARY.
-HEY, GUNNAR.
1711
01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,411
I'LL BE BOWLING
FOR FREE TODAY, RIGHT?
1712
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,181
OKAY, UM, MY NAME'S, UH--
1713
01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:06,783
I'M BAR-- I'M BAR--
1714
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:12,722
DID YOU GUYS, UH,
SEE THAT?
1715
01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:17,126
WE'RE JUST, LIKE--
WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT FOR
A MINUTE OR WHATEVER.
1716
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:18,227
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
1717
01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:27,370
* LET ME IN
1718
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:31,240
* I COULD FILL YOU UP
1719
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:36,212
* WE COULD RIDE ALL NIGHT
1720
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:40,149
* GET TO FEELING RIGHT
1721
01:18:40,183 --> 01:18:44,320
* OH-OH
1722
01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:48,825
* OH-OH
1723
01:18:48,858 --> 01:18:51,194
* YEAH
1724
01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,396
* WHOO!
1725
01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:57,834
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