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ADULT SHELDON:
Classical physics can
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predict a lot about the world.
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For example,
it can tell us what happens
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when one pool ball knocks
into another.
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But when multiple balls careen
in different directions,
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we've entered the wild
and woolly world
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of nonlinear dynamics.
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And you don't need me
to tell you
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that it's impossible to predict
what will happen next.
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Actually, based on the state
of our educational system,
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you probably do.
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Now imagine those are people.
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Even a brilliant young ball
who graduated high school at 11
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can be caught in the maelstrom.
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Aah!
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Our first collision was set
in motion
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when Pastor Jeff
and Robin had their baby.
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Isn't he the cutest?
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He sure is. Oh.Yeah, he's an angel.
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He's just happy all the time--
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morning, afternoon,
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middle of the night,
2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,
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all the a.m.'s, really.
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Dip the pacifier
in some whiskey,
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put him right out.
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But don't use
the good stuff.
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They can't tell the difference.
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I never thought
I could love anything
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this much.
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[voice breaking]: I used to
think I loved my dog Waffles,
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but it doesn't even compare.
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You okay?
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Sorry. I'm fine.
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Just haven't
been sleeping lately.
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Why don't you go home?
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We can handle things here.
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No. No, I'm good.
I got work to do.
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[voice breaking]:
Away from my son,
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who's probably wondering
where his daddy went
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and if he's ever coming home.
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Maybe go.
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I'll go.And don't worry
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about a thing here.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sure,
we can handle the food drive,
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the bulletins...
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And if you're not
feeling up to it,
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I could even give the sermon
on Sunday.
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I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday.
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You don't have
to decide right now.
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I'll do the sermon.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Take a hint, sister.
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Sure, I can stay
till George gets home.
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Well, Missy's not back yet,
but Sheldon's right here.
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Sheldon, you good?
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[whistles]
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Yeah, he's good.
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All right, bye.[door opens]
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I just got off the
phone with your mom.
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She's gonna work late,
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so I'll hang out
till your dad...
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I don't care.
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[door slams]
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What's wrong with her?
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Who?
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♪ I can eat my dinner...
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Everything okay?
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MISSY:
Leave me alone.
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Did something happen at school?
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Go away.
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Are you sure you don't want
to talk about it?
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No!
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♪ 'Cause nothing compares
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I'm going number one.
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♪ Nothing compares...
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[door closes]
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Hey, I'm gonna need you
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to drop the bulletin off
at the printers.
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And while you're out,
could you also swing
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by the bank
and make a deposit?
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Sure, and there's one thing
you could do for me.
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What's that?Quit riding my hump.
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Excuse me?You're not the boss around here.
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[exhales]
No, but
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Pastor Jeff's away,
and I'm the church secretary.
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Okay.
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Take a memo.
"You're not in charge. Peg."
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[typing]
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[over stereo]:
♪ He's a fool, 'cause
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[singing along]:
♪ Nothing compares
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♪ Nothing compares to you...
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[door opens]
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Hey.
Welcome home.
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What's going on?
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Mary's working late,
Sheldon's in the garage,
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and Missy's in her room
hating the world.
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What's wrong with Missy?
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My guess is a boy.
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And I hope you like this song,
because it's in heavy rotation.
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I'll go talk to her.
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That's not a good idea.
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Mm, Missy and I kind of have
a father-daughter thing.
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Maybe you
and cute, little Missy.
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This is pre-teen, angry Missy.
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You haven't met her yet.
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I got this.
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Hmm. [chuckles softly]
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Dumb and confident--
my favorite combination.
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♪ All the flowers
that you planted, Mama... ♪
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[knocks]Missy?
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♪ All died when you went away
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah♪
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♪ I know
that living with you... ♪
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I was listening to that.
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Thought you might want to talk.
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That's why the door was shut
and the music was loud--
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'cause I want to talk.
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Okay. Okay.
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[clears throat]
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If this is about a
boy, I know it feels
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like the end of
the world, but
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I promise you're gonna have
other boyfriends.
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I don't want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.
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Well, you feel that way now,
but you're only 11.
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So my feelings don't matter?
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Uh...
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Hey, how about
we go get some ice cream?
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I'm not a child.
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Just trying to help.Leave me alone!
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[sighs]
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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard...
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You are right.
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You have been here
longer than me.
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I don't see why
we can't work together.
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That'd be nice.
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Great. So, why don't you go
by the bank,
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and I will drop off
the bulletin?
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So no one's gonna
answer the phones?
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Fine. You just sit there,
and I'll go and do everything.
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Sweet.
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Oh, today's a stumper.
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Is "nipto" a word?
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You know what? This is why I was
taking charge of everything.
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Because if I don't,
nothing will get done.
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Oh, it's "pinto." [laughs]
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This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Guess what, Mary.
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Things were getting done
long before you got here.
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I just want everything
taken care of for Pastor Jeff.
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Or you just like thinking
you're better than everybody.
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MEEMAW:
How'd that
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daddy-daughter thing work out?
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I'm not in the mood, Connie.
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I told you not to go in there,
but you knew better, didn't you?
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I don't need
your parenting advice.
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Seems like you do.
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I'm sorry. How many of
your children still talk to you?
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Oh, that's right. Just Mary.
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I have a problem.
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What now?Missy put a
"Do not enter" sign
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on our bedroom door, and I'm
all for obeying posted signage,
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but it is my room, and I feel
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that gives me right of entry.
Thoughts?
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You don't want to go in there.
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But I do.
Is Missy even
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authorized to put up a sign?
And if so,
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does that mean
I can put up a sign?
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I don't know.
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Because if I put up
a "Do enter" sign,
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which sign would have
precedence?
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Do we have a lawyer?
I should talk to a lawyer.
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She's having boy problems.
Just give her space.
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Emotionally or legally?
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Emotionally.
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Excellent. Ignoring emotions
is where I shine.
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Clearly.
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[door opens]
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Did you not see the sign?I did.
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It's not legally
binding. I asked Dad.
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What are you doing?
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Getting rid of my stupid toys.Hmm.
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Even your Cabbage Patch doll?
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I don't need a doll.Good.
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She was starting
to smell like actual cabbage.
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Why are you taking that down?
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It's time to grow up.
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Leave it there.
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You don't even like
Cyndi Lauper.
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No, but it's part
of my daily routine.
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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,
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"Why is she standing like this?"
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Too bad. It's my room.
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It's my room, too.
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Yeah, and I don't get a say
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in any of your stupid posters.
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These are the smartest men
who ever lived,
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so if anyone's stupid,
it's you for saying that.
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Shut up!
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You're very irritable.
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This might be why
you're having boy problems.
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Put that down!
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MISSY:
No!
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SHELDON:
Missy, I mean it!
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MISSY:
I don't care!
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SHELDON:
It's mine! Give it back!
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What did you do?!
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What the hell's
going on in here?!
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Look what she did!
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It's his fault!That's enough
out of both of you!
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I told you not
to come in here. Go!
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Now!
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You want
to explain yourself?
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[crying]
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We'll get you another picture.
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I don't want another picture.
I want this one.
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I told you not to go in there.
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It's my room!
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Hey, you watch your tone!
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[door opens]
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What's going on?
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Missy tore my Professor
Proton picture,
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and now Dad's yelling at me.
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You yelled first.
He yelled first.
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[sighs]:
I'll take care of this.
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You don't even know
what happened.
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Did she tear up his picture?
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Well, yeah, she did.
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Honestly, I can't leave
this house for five minutes
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without everything
falling apart.
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I was handling it.
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Obviously.
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[sighs]:
You yelled first.
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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother
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right this second.
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[crying]:
No.
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I am not gonna
tell you again.
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Why do you always
take his side?
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I do not.
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Yes, you do.
Everybody does.
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I hate this family.
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You are grounded,
young lady.
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Fine!
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It is fine!
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Hmm, thanks for handling that.
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Hey, Moon Pie.
Is everything okay?
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No, everything is terrible.
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Oh. That sounds like
a job for cookies.
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Okay, here you go.
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You're not baking them fresh?
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Do you want me to bake
or you want me to listen?
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I'm sorry she ruined
your picture, but, you know,
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she's having a bad day.
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Oh, please, she can find
another boyfriend.
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I know you're mad at her.I hate her.
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Hey, don't say that
about family.
262
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,570
You say mean stuff
about my dad.
263
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,834
That's different.
He deserves it.
But Missy...
264
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,400
Listen here.
She's your sister.
265
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,707
She's always gonna be
your sister,
266
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,491
so you have to find a way
to forgive her.
267
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,537
But she did this
just to hurt me.
268
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,843
I know.
269
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,149
But she's hurting, too.
270
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,585
What does that have to do
with me?
271
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,717
You're the big brother.
272
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,110
I'm only two minutes older.
273
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,155
Which makes you
the big brother,
274
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,071
which means that it is
your job to look out for her.
275
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,682
That doesn't make sense.
276
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,467
Why should random birth order
determine moral responsibility?
277
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,469
I don't make the rules,
Moon Pie.
278
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,645
Doesn't seem like
you make cookies either.
279
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,560
What's taking so long?
280
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,389
It would be nice
if I didn't have
281
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,260
to come home after
a long day at work
282
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,306
and take care
of everything here.
283
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,351
You didn't.
I was handling it
284
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,179
till you came and bulldozed
right over me.
285
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,572
Sheldon was upset.
286
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,921
This isn't about Sheldon.
287
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,531
It's about you thinking
you're always right.
288
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,621
MARY:
That is not true.
289
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,668
This is me wishing that
after work I could come home
290
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,931
and have my kids
not at each other's throats.
291
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:58,456
And maybe once have
someone else make dinner.
292
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,502
GEORGE SR.:
Why? So you could tell me
how I made it wrong?
293
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,983
MARY:
I had a long day.
Are you trying to make it worse?
294
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,898
GEORGE SR.:
Oh, I think you already
took care of that.
295
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,291
MARY: I do not.GEORGE SR.: You act like
you're the only thing
296
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,728
holding this house together.
297
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,133
Missy?
298
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,006
What are you doing?
299
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,747
Hiding from you, idiot.
300
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,837
I found you.
You're not very good at this.
301
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,882
Just go home.
302
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,972
Where are you going?I'm running away.
303
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,887
You can't run away.
304
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,715
Too late.
305
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,064
Then I'm telling Mom.
306
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,979
Of course you are.
Then she'll side with you,
307
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,199
and I'll get in trouble,
just like always.
308
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,768
Fine. I won't tell.Great.
309
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,160
But I'm coming with you.
310
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,380
You're one of the people
I'm running away from.
311
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,165
I'm sorry, but I can't let you
wander at night by yourself.
312
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,864
I'm your big brother.We're twins.
313
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,126
I was born two minutes
earlier, which apparently
314
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,954
makes me responsible for you.
315
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,303
That's dumb.
316
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,175
I'm not happy about it
either, but here we are.
317
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,789
[sighs]
318
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,229
Hey.
319
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,883
Hello.
320
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,580
What's up?
321
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,408
Nothing.
322
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,757
Who died?
323
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,892
Whoa, did somebody really die?
324
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,371
No one died.
325
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,330
Cool. Where's dinner?
326
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,723
Anyone who wants dinner
can make it for themselves.
327
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,855
I am not cooking.
328
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,204
Don't take it out on him.
329
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:37,164
Ooh, take what out on me?Stay out of it.
330
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,905
You really want to
start this up again?
331
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,864
Wait, are you asking me what
I want? Well, that's a first.
332
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,780
Oh, please, your whole life
is doing whatever you want.
333
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,912
Oh, really?
334
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,609
I can just leave.
335
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,003
Did I want to get stuck
coaching high school football?
336
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,396
Did I want to live across
the street from your mother?
337
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,050
Did I want to spend my evening
getting yelled at
338
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,096
by my daughter and my son
and my wife?
339
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,925
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
340
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,449
Because you never bother
to ask.
341
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,803
[door opens, shuts]
342
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,815
Where are we going?
343
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,121
Right there.
344
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,211
An old shack in the
middle of the woods?
345
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,821
Have you even seen
Scooby Doo?
346
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,867
Great, go home.
347
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:31,000
At night, by myself?
Nice try.
348
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,834
Do you come here a lot?
349
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,924
Sometimes, when I want
to be alone.
350
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,708
Alone from me.
351
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,407
Not just you.
Everyone.
352
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,629
Is this about that boy?
353
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,936
I don't want to talk about it.
354
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,416
Is he why you were
getting rid of your toys
355
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,896
and your posters?
356
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,941
Because I don't think you should
change for some boy.
357
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,812
You're just saying that
'cause you hate change.
358
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,553
You don't care
about my feelings.
359
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,903
How can you say that?
360
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,339
I'm literally risking my life
to be here.
361
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:09,038
Look around. It is tetanus
as far as the eye can see.
362
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,042
[knock on door]Come in.
363
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,872
I figured you didn't eat.
364
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,961
I made you some soup.
365
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,745
Oh, thank you.
366
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,833
But you didn't
have to do that.
367
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,923
Everything's fine.
368
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,577
I ain't a kid.
You don't gotta lie to me.
369
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,405
[sighs]
370
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,886
Okay.
371
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:35,412
Honestly, I'm upset
with your father.
372
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,849
And I'm upset with myself.
373
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,416
Why?
374
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:43,986
'Cause... he's right.
375
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,858
Maybe I do think I know best,
376
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,425
and I can be critical.
377
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,864
But thank you
for making me soup.
378
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,910
You're welcome.
379
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,001
Did you put water in this?
380
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,351
Was I supposed to?
381
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,355
It's fine.
382
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,760
And then today I found
out he was actually
383
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,848
holding hands
with Nicole
384
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,154
at the roller rink.Who's Nicole?
385
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,592
A seventh-grader.
386
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,550
So you want to appear
more mature
387
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,161
to make him like you again.
388
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,423
I guess.
389
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,468
Hmm. Well, I'd suggest
a bow tie,
390
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,817
but that's kind of my thing.
391
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,561
I'm sorry I ripped
your picture.
392
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,737
Thank you.
393
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,522
And I wasn't just upset
about the room changing.
394
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,958
It was also you.
395
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,481
Me what?
396
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,830
You're changing, too.
397
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,049
How?
398
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,050
You like boys, and you're
399
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,443
half an inch taller than me now.
400
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,532
It's called growing up.
401
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,969
Well, I don't like it.Trust me,
402
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,493
20 years from now you're not
gonna be sitting around,
403
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,453
talking about Star Trek
and reading comic books.
404
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,629
Would you like to bet on that?
405
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,066
A dollar.
406
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,415
Hmm.
407
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,419
ADULT SHELDON:
She still hasn't paid me.
408
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,117
And guess who's wearing
Star Trek underpants
409
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,727
right now.
410
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:22,171
That's the thing
with pool balls and people.
411
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,480
They are both... unpredictable.
412
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,917
Hi, George.
413
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,614
Oh, hey, Brenda.
414
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,138
What brings you out tonight?
415
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,402
Just needed to get out
of the house.
416
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,751
[sighs heavily]
417
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,796
I hear that.
418
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,060
You want some company?
419
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,105
Sure.
420
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,976
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