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- Go in there and live
the character's life
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from your heart and don't care.
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Don't care about results.
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And, there's a difference because 90%
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of the actor's will be
needy little actors.
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Oh, I want, I want.
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I need, I need.
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Give me, give me now.
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And, you go in there,
and you don't give a shit
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about any of that.
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You're completely
dedicated to the character.
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That's what you have to do.
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Okay, get your scripts and
be back here in 30 minutes.
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♫ I did no wrong
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♫ I was young
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♫ I wandered like a child
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♫ I would do anything
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♫ To have you come back
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♫ Come back to me and smile
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- I'm trying to decide
between Johnson and Jags.
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I'm unsure.
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What are you?
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- 300.
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- I mean your real name
Scottie Johnson is cool too.
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But, I feel like Jags
is more from an actor.
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- You change your name and
come out to my show tonight.,
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- Okay.
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- It's at eight.
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- Sweet.
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- There'll be some free beer there.
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- Okay what are you?
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- No, no.
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- No?
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Come on.
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- No.
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- Let me give you, just five.
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- Man, I'll put you on the
guest list if you promise
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to come out.
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- I'm gonna try and make it.
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No, I've got something going on later,
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but if you want to go to that, I'm coming.
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I'll be there.
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- [Man With Dreadlocks] Free beer.
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It's good to see you.
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I like Jag.
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♫ I had enemies
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♫ I needed water
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♫ I needed to spend some time with the sky
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♫ Have mercy on me
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♫ Have mercy on me
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♫ When you hear that trumpet blow
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♫ Have mercy on me
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♫ Have mercy on me
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- Have you talked to Roy lately?
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- Yeah I talked to him
like a couple months ago
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or something like that.
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He's in New Orleans, right?
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- Yes, he is.
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He's in New Orleans, and
he's really killing it, man.
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Like, he just booked his second TV series.
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(spitting)
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Gross, man.
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- I'm sorry, something in it.
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- Yeah.
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Well dude, you should move out there.
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You'd do really well for yourself.
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- Austin's more my speed,
you know what I mean?
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- Yeah, I hear that.
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Yeah man, I'm working on this doc
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about Rastafarianism
and everything, right?
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But, here's the thing.
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I don't want to go to Jamaica.
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I could stay here in Austin, kick back,
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nail a couple Skype
interviews, UVU whatever?
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Call it a day, dunzo.
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- Look I gotta run.
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I gotta make a call, but it was
great seeing you, all right?
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- Cool man, we can talk
about the Rastafarianisms.
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- Yeah, all right man,
good luck with that band.
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- Doc, yeah.
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- Dick Nacho's agency, this
is Dick Nacho speaking.
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- Hey did Lloyd book another TV show?
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- Scottie, I told you time and time again,
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get to NOLA, that's where all the work is.
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- Any calls for auditions this week?
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- Nothing right now my man.
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But, don't worry.
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Be patient, okay?
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I'm keenly keeping my
eyes on a few things.
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- All right, I'll call you later.
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- I did a commercial
audition in Dallas one time.
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You know there was like
eight people in there.
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I did really good.
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I said, "Hey I have a
chance of getting this job."
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Didn't worry about it.
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Didn't get the job.
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Didn't think about it till the next time
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I went up there to that
same casting director.
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She said, "Hey Gordon, you
know remember a few weeks ago,
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"we had that commercial audition?"
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I said, "Yeah."
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"Well you did really good, man.
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"In fact everybody in
the room said you were
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"by far the best actor except
for one guy, the client.
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"You reminded him of his brother-in-law,
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"so we couldn't cast you."
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How would you ever know
anything like that?
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And, how can you control
something that arbitrary.
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You can't.
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So you don't worry about it.
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You live the character's
life and leave it to God.
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Don't give a shit about anything else.
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That's who they want to
cast is somebody that is
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the character.
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So get your scripts.
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Go out there, learn
something, and come back,
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and do it in 30 minutes.
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And, it better be good.
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Scottie!
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- Gordon.
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- Good to see you.
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- Good to see you too.
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Got your money.
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Thanks for the help the other day.
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- Did you book it?
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- Nah, they wanted someone from LA.
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- That's the usual horseshit.
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Come over here, I want
to show you something.
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Sit down.
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- They're shooting 50 movies
in New Orleans this year.
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They're shooting like 10
here and maybe two of 'em
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are gonna pay anything.
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I mean come on, man.
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Go to New Orleans, build up your resume,
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then maybe go to LA.
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What the hell?
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How much you pay for rent?
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- 800.
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- [Gordon] You have a nice place?
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- I don't know.
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It's a
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- [Gordon] Look at this.
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tiny bedroom, two shitty roommates.
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- 1,000 square feet for $500 a month,
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and it's in the heart
of the French Quarter
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surrounded by fucking culture.
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I'd be gone if I was your age.
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Man, you're the best actor I ever coached,
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and I just don't want to see it wasted.
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- If I'm gonna make it, I
can make it here, you know?
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Hey what do you think about my new name?
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Check this out.
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- New name?
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Oh God, Scottie Jags?
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- Yeah.
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- Great name for a porn star.
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(laughing)
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What's wrong with Johnson.
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- I don't know.
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I feel like I need something
that pops more, you know?
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- God, why aren't you in New Orleans?
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- I'll tell you why.
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Look at this girl.
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Oh my God, I met this girl
at the snow cone stand.
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We've been dating for like three months.
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- Oh Lord, not another one.
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- She's so cute.
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Look at this.
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- [Gordon] They're all cute.
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- I mean seriously.
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- [Gordon] And, they're
all about the same age.
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Is that girl even legal?
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- Yes, she's 20.
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- [Gordon] How old is she?
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- She's 20.
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- How old are you again?
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- [Scotty] 30.
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- Little louder, didn't hear you.
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- 30.
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- What are you gonna do?
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Support a family bartending
the rest of your life?
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The hours don't work for having a baby.
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You gotta make some money if you're gonna
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move ahead with any of these women.
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All right, you wanna stick
around and do a scene?
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- No, I'm not really
in the right headspace
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right now.
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- Well watch a few anyway.
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There're some good actors here.
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Maybe you can find somebody
for your web series.
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- Yeah, I'll stick around.
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- [Gordon] I did a porn film once.
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- Serious?
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- But, my part was so small.
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(laughing)
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(guitar music)
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- Hey.
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- Hey what's up?
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- I saw your web series.
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I really dig your work.
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- Thank you.
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- I heard you coach some.
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- No, I'm not a coach.
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I just love acting so I help friends out
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when I can.
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But, I'm not a coach.
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- Well you know I got
this really great part.
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And, I could always use an extra eye.
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I'd even like pay you if you're into that.
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- Sure, yeah.
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I mean you don't have to
pay me, but if you have
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some extra cash to throw, that'd be cool.
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- Oh hey Scottie, can you help me out?
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I need you for one scene.
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- [Scottie] Sure yeah.
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- The results are in.
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- Tomorrow you're gonna die.
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- It's the only way.
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- Okay.
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Okay.
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- [Gordon] Cut.
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(clapping)
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(synth music)
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- [Scottie] Are you sure
it's setting people up?
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- [Actress] I don't exactly know.
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It's what he seemed to be hinting towards.
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- It's a good way to get
yourself fucking killed.
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You know that right?
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- Look I'm fine.
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I don't need your help.
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- Like I'm gonna let
you do this on your own.
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You'll get kidnapped,
raped, beat to death,
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and then fed to sewer rats.
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You, you go back to Yazu City.
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All right, cut.
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I think we can stop the scene right there.
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- So what'd you think about my energy.
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Is it good?
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- Yeah it's really good.
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Why don't you try it with
like an accent or something?
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- Yeah okay.
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- Forget about the camera and everything
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and just do your lines.
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Like don't even worry about mine.
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Just give me the energy, go.
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- I don't exactly know.
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It's just my hunch.
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It's what he seemed to be hinting towards.
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- Give it to me now.
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Give for power.
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- I don't exactly know.
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It's just my hunch.
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It's what he seemed to be hinting towards.
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It's just my hunch.
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It's what he seemed to be hinting towards.
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- Good.
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(moaning)
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What are you doing?
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- With your tongue.
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- Whose, the general?
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- I don't know.
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(guitar music)
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(moaning)
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Tell me it hurts again, you little bitch.
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- Yeah it really hurts.
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- [Actress] But, it hurts so good, right?
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- Do you have a safe word?
268
00:08:43,246 --> 00:08:46,496
- Yeah, I can see you need a safe word.
269
00:08:48,264 --> 00:08:50,967
Yeah just like that, get it.
270
00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:52,149
Bite my toe!
271
00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:53,215
Bite me, you little bitch.
272
00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:54,305
Get it.
273
00:08:54,305 --> 00:08:55,273
Harder.
274
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,091
(yelling)
275
00:08:57,091 --> 00:08:58,149
- Whoa, baby!
276
00:08:58,149 --> 00:09:00,249
- What the fuck are you doing?
277
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,103
- Baby, we were just rehearsing.
278
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,207
(yelling)
279
00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:04,409
- You piece of shit.
280
00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:05,494
Fucking asshole!
281
00:09:05,494 --> 00:09:08,375
(yelling)
282
00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:11,208
(folk rock music)
283
00:09:14,503 --> 00:09:17,253
- [Taylor] I was just rehearsing.
284
00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:21,307
♫ I'm so lonesome
285
00:09:21,307 --> 00:09:25,706
♫ I'm gonna hang my head and cry
286
00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:28,373
♫ Cry, cry, cry
287
00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,402
♫ Cry, cry, cry
288
00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:34,569
(yelling)
289
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,083
(bowl ringing)
290
00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,794
- Let's all check in.
291
00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:49,171
Just go ahead and call out
an injuries you're having
292
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,537
right now.
293
00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:53,704
(everyone responding)
294
00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:57,643
Got it.
295
00:09:57,643 --> 00:10:00,145
I love what you're doing.
296
00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,552
Now see how everyone, if you can look,
297
00:10:01,552 --> 00:10:02,677
Maria's flexing her feet.
298
00:10:02,677 --> 00:10:04,725
Let's try to really flex the feet.
299
00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:07,235
Yeah, lift up a little bit.
300
00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:12,028
Let's think of the Indians
while we're in bow pose.
301
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,611
(guitar music)
302
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:18,005
Good breathing.
303
00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:20,218
I like that breathing.
304
00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:21,725
Oh shit, okay everyone just hold a minute.
305
00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:22,787
I'll be right back.
306
00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:25,865
Let's just rest in child's pose.
307
00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:27,259
What the fuck are you doing?
308
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,814
- I'm fucking smoking a cigarette.
309
00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:30,637
- In the middle of my fucking class?
310
00:10:30,637 --> 00:10:32,011
Everyone in there knows
you're my best friend.
311
00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:33,372
This makes me look like an asshole.
312
00:10:33,372 --> 00:10:34,359
Well fuck man, I'll leave.
313
00:10:34,359 --> 00:10:35,203
- No, don't leave.
314
00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:36,036
Get your ass back in class.
315
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,536
We can talk after.
316
00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:40,353
- Taylor left me.
317
00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:42,853
I got caught cheating.
318
00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,069
- [Arlo] You idiot.
319
00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:44,942
- I fucked up, man.
320
00:10:44,942 --> 00:10:47,723
- Dude, she sucked, okay?
321
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:48,556
She did.
322
00:10:48,556 --> 00:10:50,040
She sucked.
323
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,873
- [Scottie] Really?
324
00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:51,706
- Yeah.
325
00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:52,539
- I loved her.
326
00:10:52,539 --> 00:10:53,476
- You didn't love her, man.
327
00:10:53,476 --> 00:10:55,638
You've told me that you
loved five girls this year.
328
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:56,821
You can't love five girls in one year
329
00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:57,712
It's impossible.
330
00:10:57,712 --> 00:10:58,545
The numbers don't add up.
331
00:10:58,545 --> 00:10:59,650
Get you ass back in class.
332
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,910
- I'm pretty sure I loved her.
333
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,377
- You didn't love her, trust me.
334
00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,416
We'll talk later, okay?
335
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,416
I'm sorry that happened.
336
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,112
Okay so I give him tea.
337
00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:14,118
I get back in the car, pull out.
338
00:11:14,118 --> 00:11:16,237
All of a sudden, this
hippie chick pulls up
339
00:11:16,237 --> 00:11:17,813
next to me, starts banging
on my, you all right?
340
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:20,549
- Yeah, I just gotta pee really bad.
341
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,799
- I'm about to tell you a story.
342
00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:22,632
- I know.
343
00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:24,561
Is it like a five minute
story or a 10 minute story?
344
00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:25,978
- If you gotta pee, go pee.
345
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,005
- [Scottie] No, no, go head.
346
00:11:27,005 --> 00:11:27,838
- You sure?
347
00:11:27,838 --> 00:11:28,671
- Yeah.
348
00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:29,504
- So anyway, I get some tea.
349
00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:31,044
All of a sudden, this hippie
chick pulls up next to me
350
00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:33,633
starts banging on my
car and spits on my car.
351
00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:36,864
- Watch what you're doing, tiny dick.
352
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,751
- You pulled in front of me.
353
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:38,584
I'm confused.
354
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:40,154
- Why don't you just go
back to LA, all right?
355
00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:41,520
- I'm sorry I don't know what's going on.
356
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,612
Can you explain to me what happened?
357
00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,809
And, then all of a sudden,
her boyfriend pulls up.
358
00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,562
He starts cursing me out.
359
00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:48,395
I'm like, I don't know
what this is all about,
360
00:11:48,395 --> 00:11:51,200
but that chick is gonna get you
in a lot of fucking trouble.
361
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,317
- Actually do you wanna speak
sign language a little bit?
362
00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:55,912
- So I kind of blacked out.
363
00:11:55,912 --> 00:11:57,388
I'm like what the fuck?
364
00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:58,635
I throw my tea at him.
365
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,115
Next thing I know, he's throwing
his water canteen at me.
366
00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:04,103
She's crying, bawling crying.
367
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:06,249
Don't drink water if you have to pee.
368
00:12:06,249 --> 00:12:07,120
- Okay.
369
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,701
- Then she tells she's called the cops.
370
00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,046
I'm like the fucking cops?
371
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:10,996
- These are breasts.
372
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:11,829
- Call the fucking cops!
373
00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,177
- This is how you were raised.
374
00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:14,182
- Fucking call the fucking cops.
375
00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,110
- From your mother.
376
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,550
Milk to you, and then you
throw a fucking bottle at me?
377
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,458
- What is she even talking about?
378
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,718
- I'm gonna tell them what you did.
379
00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,397
I'm gonna say he was violent.
380
00:12:22,397 --> 00:12:23,973
- Babe, just call the fucking cops!
381
00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:25,206
(breathing out)
382
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,188
- [Arlo] Do you think I
was in the wrong for that?
383
00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:28,715
- I mean they're cyclists right?
384
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,745
- [Arlo] They are cyclists.
385
00:12:29,745 --> 00:12:30,946
- Yeah they got the right of way.
386
00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:32,461
- Cause I'm in a car, and they're cycling?
387
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,044
- [Scottie] Yeah definitely.
388
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:34,877
- I felt bad.
389
00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:35,710
I couldn't sleep that night.
390
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:36,543
- Yeah, of course I'm gonna
have some thoughts on that
391
00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:38,370
when I get back.
392
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,203
- Okay.
393
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,768
(door knob rattling)
394
00:12:44,768 --> 00:12:47,018
(knocking)
395
00:12:56,595 --> 00:12:59,262
(breathing out)
396
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,093
(toilet flushing)
397
00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:08,833
- [Scottie] I just peed.
398
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,506
- [Woman] Yeah you gotta pee sometimes.
399
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,423
- Yeah it was just pee.
400
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,940
- Try an apple cider vinegar.
401
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,427
- What is this?
402
00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:22,252
- [Arlo] It's apple cider vinegar.
403
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,183
- No, I'm good.
404
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,739
- Cause it's good for you.
405
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,572
(whimsical music)
406
00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:31,324
- Oh man.
407
00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:32,601
What happened with that girl you were,
408
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:33,434
she heard about--
409
00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,792
- No, she walked in on me.
410
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,805
- [Arlo] She walked in on you?
411
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:37,524
- Yeah, I'm just banging this chick
412
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,826
in all these crazy ass positions, dude.
413
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,713
Like I've never even heard of or seen.
414
00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:42,546
It's horrible, dude.
415
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:43,431
It was probably pretty scarring.
416
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,264
- [Arlo] That's awful.
417
00:13:44,264 --> 00:13:45,195
You gotta be more careful.
418
00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,028
- I know.
419
00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:46,986
It was bad.
420
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:48,408
- Who did you cheat on her with?
421
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,793
- This like Cirque du
Soleil actress chick.
422
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,003
- How do you feel about the actress?
423
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:53,836
- Damn.
424
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:54,769
- [Arlo] What?
425
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,411
- Hold on a second, I'll be right back.
426
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:58,161
- What are you doing?
427
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,444
- Could I buy you a coffee?
428
00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:03,374
- Why?
429
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,783
- If not, I'm gonna be sitting over there
430
00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:08,151
disturbed thinking this
girl thinks I'm an idiot.
431
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,068
- I'm fine.
432
00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:12,814
- What are you working on?
433
00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:14,226
- [Woman] It's nothing.
434
00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:15,584
- What is it?
435
00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:16,906
- It's embarrassing.
436
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:17,901
- Come on.
437
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,755
- I'm trying to sell my wedding ring.
438
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:20,879
- You were married?
439
00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:21,806
- Engaged.
440
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:22,736
- Engaged?
441
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,414
Sorry to hear that.
442
00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:25,514
I just got out of a relationship.
443
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,603
My girlfriend and I broke up.
444
00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:28,676
- I'm so sorry.
445
00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:30,434
- Yeah, thank you.
446
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,005
- What's your plan?
447
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,198
- For today?
448
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,460
I don't know probably like
watch a movie or something
449
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,293
like that.
450
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,857
- No, what's your plan to get over her?
451
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:40,113
- Oh classic comedy movies usually.
452
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,847
- Have you ever seen Palm Beach Story?
453
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,343
- Yeah I love Palm Beach Story.
454
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:44,678
You like Sturges?
455
00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:46,206
- [Woman] I love Sturges.
456
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:49,074
- You see Christmas in July?
457
00:14:49,074 --> 00:14:49,907
- I haven't.
458
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:50,740
- No?
459
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,576
We should watch it.
460
00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:52,409
You wanna watch it?
461
00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:53,242
We can do it tonight.
462
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,075
- I can't.
463
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,100
- [Scottie] Tomorrow night.
464
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,974
- [Woman] I have work early.
465
00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,434
- The night after that.
466
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:59,919
(laughing)
467
00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:01,002
- Sure.
468
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:01,835
- Yeah?
469
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,713
- Call me.
470
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:07,729
- I'll call you.
471
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,032
This chick is rich.
472
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,913
(guitar music)
473
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,163
(knocking)
474
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:21,863
- You didn't have to do that.
475
00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:22,696
- Well I wanted to.
476
00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:24,797
I figured you could
use 'em since you might
477
00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:27,276
not be getting 'em for
awhile 'cause you're single
478
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:30,276
'cause the marriage didn't work out.
479
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,369
(orchestral music)
480
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,702
(crying)
481
00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:41,622
- [Woman] It's so cute.
482
00:15:41,622 --> 00:15:43,088
- You okay?
483
00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:45,724
- Yeah, it's just so sweet the way
484
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,253
she stands up for her man like that.
485
00:15:47,253 --> 00:15:49,244
It's so beautiful.
486
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,552
- I know it's Sturges.
487
00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:52,185
I mean he's the best.
488
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,352
He's the best.
489
00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:57,232
Do you want to hug or something?
490
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,065
- Sure.
491
00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:02,981
(moaning)
492
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,750
Are you serious?
493
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:09,589
First date?
494
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,510
- I'm sorry.
495
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,540
I'm usually way more respectful.
496
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,304
- Sure you are.
497
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,331
It's called self control.
498
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,529
Why do I get the feeling
you don't have any?
499
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:20,853
- No, no I'm sorry.
500
00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:23,005
- I think it's time for you to go home.
501
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,847
- Did I fuck this up?
502
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:25,854
Look I'm enjoying this.
503
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:26,820
I shouldn't of kissed you.
504
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,248
- No, I just have work early tomorrow.
505
00:16:29,248 --> 00:16:31,900
- Well can we do this again?
506
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,335
- Yeah.
507
00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,806
Call me.
508
00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:35,639
- Okay.
509
00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:38,965
I just hope I didn't fuck it up.
510
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,382
- Did she say you fucked it up?
511
00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,235
- No, she said I could call her.
512
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,552
- Straighten your arms like this, breathe.
513
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,899
It's a confidence pose.
514
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,220
How do you feel about this girl?
515
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,803
- I don't know.
516
00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:54,130
She's really sweet, but she's a good girl.
517
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,454
- That's new for you.
518
00:16:55,454 --> 00:16:56,830
- [Scottie] What?
519
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,816
- I don't know if you realize,
but every time you meet
520
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,581
a new chick, you come over here saying
521
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,043
I'm gonna marry this girl.
522
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,164
This is very new for you.
523
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,920
- Well I'm just worried that
she's too innocent for me.
524
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,387
I think she might be a virgin, dude.
525
00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,548
And, she's 25 years old.
526
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:11,117
She might be 28 years old.
527
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,407
- I doubt she's a virgin
just 'cause she won't
528
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,077
let you bang her on the first night.
529
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:17,482
I mean I think you need to
just relax a little bit.
530
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:18,494
Try to have a little faith.
531
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,523
Get to know her, take your time.
532
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:25,332
You know it can be very
healthy to go against type.
533
00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:27,542
- Okay listen up.
534
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,816
The word on the street is Moses Duval
535
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,672
- No shit.
536
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:33,181
- is headed to town to
shoot his new feature film.
537
00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:34,789
And, he's casting only local talent.
538
00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,001
- Holy shit!
539
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:37,219
- That's you Scottie.
540
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:38,932
What you need to do is
you need to be ready,
541
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,104
and you need to stay sharp.
542
00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:41,414
You gotta be read to go at all times.
543
00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,069
Stay in shape, stay sharp
because it could happen
544
00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:44,693
at any time, okay?
545
00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:46,110
Keep working out.
546
00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:49,924
Your web series got canceled.
547
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:51,115
- What?
548
00:17:51,115 --> 00:17:52,519
- Not a big deal.
549
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:53,745
How you doing?
550
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:54,650
- Fuck.
551
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:55,483
Good.
552
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,566
- So let's talk about your last film.
553
00:17:59,597 --> 00:18:03,404
Everyone questioned you when
at the peak of your career
554
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:07,154
you decided to quit
directing so that you can
555
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:11,152
research for your award winning film,
556
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:13,042
The Mailman of Wemberly.
557
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,460
Is it true that you actually got a job
558
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:19,314
at a post office and
decided to deliver mail
559
00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:20,481
for two years?
560
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,833
- What a great idea for the metaphor
561
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,166
to be a mailman.
562
00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:31,145
To be, a M, A, L, E, a
male, but also M, A, I, L,
563
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,896
mailman to be able to convey someone
564
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,896
who delivers communication to people
565
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,929
in the small town of Wemberly.
566
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:45,350
(fuzzy guitar music)
567
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,100
- So where're your parents?
568
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,108
- Houston.
569
00:18:48,108 --> 00:18:49,693
- Nice, they still together?
570
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,526
- Yeah.
571
00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:53,055
- That's cool, you don't find that a lot.
572
00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:54,805
Bet your mom's a fox.
573
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,788
- Yeah she is.
574
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,240
Yours?
575
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,222
Your mom a fox?
576
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,722
- Yeah, of course.
577
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,288
What do you do for a living?
578
00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:05,121
You got a job?
579
00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:08,442
- I have my own butter company.
580
00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:09,590
- What gives?
581
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,767
You're like too perfect.
582
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,048
You got an addiction or something?
583
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:13,881
- No.
584
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,084
- You're like super religious.
585
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,043
- No.
586
00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:18,187
- You cool with sex before marriage?
587
00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:22,531
- Now that is something
I am not cool with.
588
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:23,614
Just kidding.
589
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,618
I have a swing dance class on
Wednesday if you want to come.
590
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,525
- Man, honestly I'm not a dancer.
591
00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:31,692
- [Ebby] Okay.
592
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:37,294
- But, I got this pottery
class I've been dying to go to.
593
00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:38,377
You wanna go?
594
00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:40,295
- Yeah.
595
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,795
(happy music)
596
00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,091
(groaning)
597
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:07,924
- What?
598
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:10,752
- I dig you, I do.
599
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,352
It's cool that you're an actor and all.
600
00:20:12,352 --> 00:20:14,312
But, I need to know this.
601
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:16,258
Are you making any money acting?
602
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,612
- Yeah, yeah I am.
603
00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,464
- I don't want to waste
either of our time.
604
00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,082
And, I'm not looking
to be the bread winner
605
00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:22,849
of the family especially if I feel
606
00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,938
the guy isn't even working.
607
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:27,657
So how much money can you make acting?
608
00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,574
- A lot, like millions.
609
00:20:30,816 --> 00:20:32,763
- Well how much money
did you make last year
610
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,149
like 20 grand, 30 grand?
611
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,860
- No, last year I made like $1,200.
612
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,091
But, the year before
that I did a commercial.
613
00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:42,400
I made $3,200 in two days.
614
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,265
They had like craft
services and filet mignon.
615
00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:48,621
And, I make my money bartending anyway.
616
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:50,792
- I don't know if I can date
someone with no ambition.
617
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,625
- What?
618
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,077
- At some point, I want a family.
619
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:56,582
And, I'm sorry I like
you, but I don't want
620
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:58,015
to go down this road again.
621
00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:58,913
- Wait, whoa.
622
00:20:58,913 --> 00:21:03,402
Okay I'm like right on
the cusp of making it
623
00:21:03,402 --> 00:21:04,684
and breaking in.
624
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:05,517
You know what I'm saying?
625
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:06,350
So you got to be fair with me.
626
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,206
You gotta give me some time.
627
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,363
Like give me like a couple months.
628
00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:11,649
- Well if it takes too long, I'll jet.
629
00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,558
I'm warning you.
630
00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:14,725
- That's fair.
631
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,593
- Good.
632
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,426
- Good.
633
00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:19,259
- [Ebby] Good.
634
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,405
- Cause I'm starting to like you.
635
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,761
- I like you.
636
00:21:21,761 --> 00:21:22,594
- You do?
637
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,420
You wanna go in your bedroom?
638
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,790
- One more week.
639
00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,918
- Really?
640
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,034
Can I sleep over?
641
00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:31,005
Not till then?
642
00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:32,126
- Can I just watch you sleep?
643
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:32,959
- That's weird?
644
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:33,792
- [Scottie] Really?
645
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,625
- Yes.
646
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,706
- All right, well I'm gonna take off
647
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:38,611
'cause I don't wanna get blue balls.
648
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:41,854
- Wait, I know a little trick for that
649
00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:44,021
and it involves my butter.
650
00:21:46,188 --> 00:21:47,024
- Are you hand gesturing?
651
00:21:47,024 --> 00:21:48,050
Is that sign language?
652
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,694
- [Ebby] Scottie.
653
00:21:49,694 --> 00:21:51,548
- [Arlo] You want a coffee enema?
654
00:21:51,548 --> 00:21:52,381
- A what?
655
00:21:52,381 --> 00:21:53,798
- A coffee enema.
656
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,728
Well I don't get the caffeine but it wakes
657
00:21:56,728 --> 00:21:59,318
up my intestines and cleans me out.
658
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,573
- Yeah sure, I'll take it home.
659
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,550
- Okay take it.
660
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,914
- I think I'm really into this girl.
661
00:22:04,914 --> 00:22:05,747
- Really?
662
00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:06,666
- Yeah.
663
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:07,626
- That's beautiful.
664
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,338
- I mean the no sex thing
might be a good thing.
665
00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:12,188
It's making us talk a lot.
666
00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:13,137
- That's lovely.
667
00:22:13,137 --> 00:22:14,007
Embrace that.
668
00:22:14,007 --> 00:22:16,147
I've done two years before.
669
00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:16,980
- [Scottie] Really?
670
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:17,813
- Amazing.
671
00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:19,373
- Yeah, I think I need
a new career though.
672
00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:20,228
I need to do something else.
673
00:22:20,228 --> 00:22:21,333
- You're an actor.
674
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,658
You've been acting for like 20 years.
675
00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,211
You can't stop acting, come on.
676
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,766
- I could try to drive
with Uber or something.
677
00:22:25,766 --> 00:22:27,138
- Uber, how long you
gonna be happy with Uber,
678
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:27,971
two months?
679
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,804
Think long term.
680
00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:29,691
Scottie, you're a great actor.
681
00:22:29,691 --> 00:22:30,979
I don't know what you're talking about.
682
00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:31,812
- You know I could talk.
683
00:22:31,812 --> 00:22:32,645
I could always cook.
684
00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,652
I could open up like a food
trailer downtown or something.
685
00:22:34,652 --> 00:22:35,485
- I've had your food before.
686
00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:36,318
It's not very good.
687
00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:37,151
- Actually you know what I'm thinking is
688
00:22:37,151 --> 00:22:38,456
what I could do is I
could get super jacked,
689
00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,193
I could join MMA, I
could become a fighter,
690
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,110
and I could transfer into film
691
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,386
kind of like Bruce Lee, the Rock.
692
00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:45,219
- Mr. T.
693
00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:46,052
- Mr. T.
694
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:46,971
- I like Mr. T.
695
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:47,804
- Yeah.
696
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:51,064
- Anyway, next right thing, man you know?
697
00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,432
Get down, grounded into the earth,
698
00:22:53,432 --> 00:22:55,358
feel it working for you.
699
00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:56,383
(muttering)
700
00:22:56,383 --> 00:22:58,800
(rock music)
701
00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,958
- Wow check this out, dude.
702
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,605
For his next movie, he wants to explore
703
00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:18,648
those who are disadvantaged in society
704
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,893
and not of the status quo.
705
00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:23,819
It makes him feel grateful.
706
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,115
- What's the movie about?
707
00:23:25,115 --> 00:23:27,508
- I think it's about handicapped people.
708
00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:28,341
Look at this.
709
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:29,468
Listen to this quote, all right?
710
00:23:29,468 --> 00:23:30,843
It is only by walking in the shoes
711
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,177
of those less fortunate than us
712
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,245
that we are actually
able to grasp who we are
713
00:23:34,245 --> 00:23:35,859
and what beauty we are surrounded by.
714
00:23:35,859 --> 00:23:36,926
Dude, this dude is an artist.
715
00:23:36,926 --> 00:23:38,722
- You know this chicks
whipping you into shape, huh?
716
00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:39,987
- Look at this picture of him, dude.
717
00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:42,398
He looks like he's in
the jungle or something.
718
00:23:42,398 --> 00:23:44,689
There's only one online.
719
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,419
Damn, this girl is hot.
720
00:23:46,419 --> 00:23:47,746
Look at this, dude.
721
00:23:47,746 --> 00:23:49,360
That's his daughter.
722
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,153
(rock music)
723
00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:52,211
Look at this.
724
00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:53,574
Look at this girl.
725
00:23:53,574 --> 00:23:54,948
- I think I know her.
726
00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:55,781
- Shut up, dude.
727
00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:56,614
- I'm serious.
728
00:23:56,614 --> 00:23:58,616
Yeah, she's taken my class a couple times.
729
00:23:58,616 --> 00:23:59,632
- This girl?
730
00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:00,620
Are you messing with me?
731
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,453
- No.
732
00:24:01,453 --> 00:24:02,918
- You're gonna do what?
733
00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:04,042
- He's gonna go on a date with her.
734
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,252
She takes his yoga class.
735
00:24:05,252 --> 00:24:06,376
- What's that gonna do, Scottie?
736
00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:07,473
- He's gonna go on a date with her,
737
00:24:07,473 --> 00:24:08,851
he's gonna get in with
her, and she's gonna get
738
00:24:08,851 --> 00:24:10,275
me over to that house, and we get the lead
739
00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,457
fucking role in the film.
740
00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:14,076
- Scottie, I don't think
this is gonna work?
741
00:24:14,076 --> 00:24:14,909
- Why not?
742
00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:16,253
I mean Dick this is old
school Hollywood shit
743
00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:17,291
that I'm doing.
744
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,751
You of all people should understand that.
745
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:20,529
- I'm busting my ass over here for you.
746
00:24:20,529 --> 00:24:22,172
- Dick, what the fuck else
do you want me to do, man?
747
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,583
- I just kind of feel
like you're doing this
748
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:24,418
on your own.
749
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:25,616
You're going on a little solo mission,
750
00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:27,086
and I don't really appreciate it.
751
00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:29,742
- Hey look, if I go to the Oscars, man,
752
00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:31,267
you're coming with me, bro.
753
00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:32,215
You're my date.
754
00:24:32,215 --> 00:24:33,048
- Yeah?
755
00:24:33,048 --> 00:24:36,749
- We'll drive down there
together in a convertible.
756
00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:37,582
- Okay.
757
00:24:37,582 --> 00:24:38,415
- Throw this thing together.
758
00:24:38,415 --> 00:24:39,248
What can we do?
759
00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:40,239
What do you got, you got anything?
760
00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:41,752
- Yes, I actually did hear something.
761
00:24:41,752 --> 00:24:43,410
- [Scottie] What do you got?
762
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,399
- Sorry buddy, but it doesn't look good.
763
00:24:45,399 --> 00:24:46,661
It looks like they're only hiring
764
00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:49,587
real disadvantaged people.
765
00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:50,420
- So I'm out?
766
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,686
- No, we might have a shot at getting
767
00:24:51,686 --> 00:24:56,163
a good supporting role,
one of those meaty, chunky,
768
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,622
gravy supporting roles perfect for you.
769
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,159
So stay sharp, stay ready, stay in shape.
770
00:25:01,159 --> 00:25:02,043
Be happy.
771
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,665
You know what, I'm gonna let you know
772
00:25:03,665 --> 00:25:05,996
as soon as I hear anything.
773
00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:07,220
- All right.
774
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,720
- Who am I to you?
775
00:25:10,961 --> 00:25:12,390
- You're my Dick.
776
00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:14,572
- I am your Dick.
777
00:25:14,572 --> 00:25:16,535
- Well you're not, yeah.
778
00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:17,368
- Yeah.
779
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,740
(bowl ringing)
780
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:21,832
- [Arlo] For the first half of this class,
781
00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,178
we're gonna stay in child's
pose and just relax.
782
00:25:24,178 --> 00:25:25,488
I just feel like there's a lot of worry
783
00:25:25,488 --> 00:25:27,238
happening these days.
784
00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:29,722
Breathe in.
785
00:25:31,057 --> 00:25:32,415
Inhaling.
786
00:25:32,415 --> 00:25:35,626
(peaceful guitar music)
787
00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:38,512
Exhaling, letting worries go.
788
00:25:38,512 --> 00:25:40,466
- I can't relax.
789
00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:41,299
- Exhale.
790
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,794
Jog around the block a few times.
791
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,953
Inhale.
792
00:25:46,953 --> 00:25:50,370
Good, good, I like to hear those breaths.
793
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,113
- You need to just relax.
794
00:25:56,113 --> 00:25:58,399
Why don't you take Ebby
on a nice date tonight?
795
00:25:58,399 --> 00:26:00,199
- To do what, man, I'm broke?
796
00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:01,365
- I don't know, get a bottle of wine,
797
00:26:01,365 --> 00:26:02,467
go to the woods.
798
00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:04,967
(happy music)
799
00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:07,737
- Man, I've been working so hard lately.
800
00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:09,445
I'll tell ya.
801
00:26:09,445 --> 00:26:11,139
But, I think I got a
meeting with this really big
802
00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:12,443
director in town.
803
00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:14,415
- That's great, babe, I'm so proud of you.
804
00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:15,784
- Thanks babe, yeah.
805
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:17,766
- Oh I'm going out of town.
806
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:19,236
Would you be up for watering my plants?
807
00:26:19,236 --> 00:26:22,072
- Yeah all right, like everyday?
808
00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:24,198
- If that's possible.
809
00:26:24,198 --> 00:26:25,679
Thanks.
810
00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:28,523
I'm going to San Francisco trying to get
811
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:30,348
my butter in the shop there.
812
00:26:30,348 --> 00:26:31,661
- That's cool.
813
00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:34,904
So when you get back, we can...
814
00:26:34,904 --> 00:26:36,317
- What?
815
00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:38,337
- You know when you get back we'll...
816
00:26:38,337 --> 00:26:39,170
- What?
817
00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,703
- [Scottie] You know
what I'm talking about.
818
00:26:40,703 --> 00:26:41,721
(laughing)
819
00:26:41,721 --> 00:26:42,599
- What?
820
00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:44,156
- Or, we just do another hand job.
821
00:26:44,156 --> 00:26:44,989
That's cool too.
822
00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:46,236
That's probably the best I've ever had.
823
00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:47,118
- Maybe.
824
00:26:47,118 --> 00:26:49,595
- I mean it was definitely
the best I've had
825
00:26:49,595 --> 00:26:51,804
from someone else.
826
00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:54,478
- [Ebby] Cool, I'm glad you liked it.
827
00:26:54,478 --> 00:26:55,895
- Give me a kiss.
828
00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,845
What are you doing now?
829
00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:02,697
- Hey listen, did I ever
tell you about the time
830
00:27:02,697 --> 00:27:04,645
that I flew to Paris with Marlon Brando?
831
00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:05,866
- [Scottie] With Brando?
832
00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:07,338
- You know what he said to me?
833
00:27:07,338 --> 00:27:08,966
- What?
834
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:12,757
- He said, "Can you
please close your window
835
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,090
"I've asked you five times?"
836
00:27:16,692 --> 00:27:18,035
- So did you do it?
837
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:21,436
- Fuck no, I could've represented him,
838
00:27:21,436 --> 00:27:22,993
but I didn't.
839
00:27:22,993 --> 00:27:26,410
So what does that tell you about success?
840
00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:31,326
Newsflash, they're only
casting transgendered people
841
00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:33,278
for this Moses Duval film.
842
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,497
- Transgender?
843
00:27:34,497 --> 00:27:35,725
- Don't worry about it Scottie.
844
00:27:35,725 --> 00:27:36,604
Not a big deal.
845
00:27:36,604 --> 00:27:38,791
You're gonna get the next one, okay.
846
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,708
Stay sharp.
847
00:27:49,078 --> 00:27:51,328
(groaning)
848
00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:53,721
- Good game.
849
00:27:53,721 --> 00:27:56,961
- Good game, let me see the ball.
850
00:27:56,961 --> 00:27:59,218
- Hey do you know any transvestites?
851
00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,265
- I know a transgendered person.
852
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:02,098
Why?
853
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,349
- Think I could meet him or her?
854
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,182
- Doubtful, I can try.
855
00:28:07,224 --> 00:28:08,592
- If you could, yeah.
856
00:28:08,592 --> 00:28:09,753
All right, hit me up.
857
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:11,888
- Why are you trying
to meet a trans person?
858
00:28:11,888 --> 00:28:12,773
- Research.
859
00:28:12,773 --> 00:28:14,428
You know any?
860
00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:16,806
Hey your date's tomorrow
night with Magnolia, right?
861
00:28:16,806 --> 00:28:17,639
- [Arlo] That's right.
862
00:28:17,639 --> 00:28:18,472
- Sweet!
863
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,243
- Hey aren't you gonna see Ebby?
864
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,400
How you feeling about that?
865
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,983
- Yeah.
866
00:28:23,983 --> 00:28:25,962
I'm just a little nervous
because we're supposed
867
00:28:25,962 --> 00:28:26,946
to have sex.
868
00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:29,208
She's just so innocent.
869
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,211
I don't feel like I can be myself.
870
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,788
- Hey forget about up
here, come from here.
871
00:28:33,788 --> 00:28:35,084
This is where you connect.
872
00:28:35,084 --> 00:28:37,758
This is where you make love from.
873
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,459
That's where you bang.
874
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:42,317
- Yeah, I'm just tired of
things not working out.
875
00:28:42,317 --> 00:28:46,076
- Maybe you're afraid
because she's available.
876
00:28:46,076 --> 00:28:46,954
- I don't think so.
877
00:28:46,954 --> 00:28:49,174
- [Arlo] Any fear of getting hurt?
878
00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:50,306
- I don't know.
879
00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:51,525
Did you confirm with Magnolia?
880
00:28:51,525 --> 00:28:52,392
(grunting)
881
00:28:52,392 --> 00:28:53,250
No?
882
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,468
Why didn't you confirm?
883
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,647
- Because I'm not desperate.
884
00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:58,348
- Arlo, confirm with the girl.
885
00:28:58,348 --> 00:28:59,596
- It'll be fine, man.
886
00:28:59,596 --> 00:29:00,771
Just relax, okay?
887
00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:02,530
I don't want you to have a stroke attack.
888
00:29:02,530 --> 00:29:04,107
- What is that?
889
00:29:04,107 --> 00:29:05,167
There's no such thing as that.
890
00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:09,729
Look hey Arlo, do me a favor,
confirm with the girl, please.
891
00:29:09,729 --> 00:29:10,562
All right?
892
00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:12,449
Look this is probably
the biggest opportunity
893
00:29:12,449 --> 00:29:15,381
of my career honestly, man.
894
00:29:15,381 --> 00:29:18,511
If you love me, you'll confirm.
895
00:29:18,511 --> 00:29:20,678
(moaning)
896
00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:23,936
(rock music)
897
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,030
(moaning)
898
00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,613
- Scottie, Scottie.
899
00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:30,508
Scott-ie!
900
00:29:31,408 --> 00:29:32,241
Scott-ie!
901
00:29:38,424 --> 00:29:39,757
- That was okay.
902
00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:44,648
Hey Ebby, the first time's
always a little weird.
903
00:29:44,648 --> 00:29:47,177
But man, are you beautiful.
904
00:29:47,177 --> 00:29:48,010
- Thanks.
905
00:29:51,995 --> 00:29:54,464
- My sister's coming to town soon.
906
00:29:54,464 --> 00:29:56,663
- Oh yeah, that's right.
907
00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:59,235
She's your twin, right?
908
00:29:59,235 --> 00:30:00,068
Identical?
909
00:30:00,068 --> 00:30:01,102
- Yeah.
910
00:30:01,102 --> 00:30:01,952
- That's cool.
911
00:30:01,952 --> 00:30:03,119
Is that weird?
912
00:30:04,031 --> 00:30:05,052
- No.
913
00:30:05,052 --> 00:30:09,052
It's just I don't know
anything other than that.
914
00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:13,891
- You know I think I'm
starting to like you.
915
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,221
- Yeah?
916
00:30:16,221 --> 00:30:18,553
- Yeah if I'm speaking
from my heart, yeah.
917
00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:20,136
I think I love you.
918
00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:24,793
- Well if I'm speaking from my ears,
919
00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:29,838
they're telling me it's time
to go to bed, Cassanova.
920
00:30:29,838 --> 00:30:31,752
- [Scottie] Oh that is so mean.
921
00:30:31,752 --> 00:30:34,026
- I'm just playing.
922
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:35,837
I think I love you a little too.
923
00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:36,719
- A little?
924
00:30:36,719 --> 00:30:39,224
(laughing)
925
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,793
- A little more than a little.
926
00:30:40,793 --> 00:30:41,626
- Yeah?
927
00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:44,988
- But, get your shit together.
928
00:30:44,988 --> 00:30:47,071
- [Scottie] Yeah, I will.
929
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:51,098
- Good night.
930
00:30:51,098 --> 00:30:52,066
- You wanna go again?
931
00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:52,963
(laughing)
932
00:30:52,963 --> 00:30:55,083
- Scottie, maybe later.
933
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,552
- All right, just know I'm prepared.
934
00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,299
Hey Moses, hey.
935
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:01,132
Hey Moses.
936
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,833
Hey Moses.
937
00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:07,525
Shoot, you looking at my ass, Moses.
938
00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:09,608
You're looking at my ass.
939
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:14,141
Hey Arlo, have you heard from her yet?
940
00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:15,734
- [Arlo] Why you talking weird?
941
00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:17,295
- Does it sound believable 'cause it's
942
00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,061
for a character I'm working on?
943
00:31:19,061 --> 00:31:21,041
- [Arlo] It's not super believable.
944
00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:22,843
Maybe it's 'cause I know you.
945
00:31:22,843 --> 00:31:24,369
- Have you confirmed with Magnolia?
946
00:31:24,369 --> 00:31:25,492
- [Arlo] Canceled.
947
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,366
- Really?
948
00:31:26,366 --> 00:31:28,764
- [Arlo] Nah, she's coming
to my house in an hour.
949
00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,071
Why don't you meet me here at three,
950
00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:32,599
bring me some tacos and
sparkling water please.
951
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,349
- All right, awesome.
952
00:31:37,537 --> 00:31:38,773
So what you all do?
953
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,458
- We gave each other
the best coffee enemas
954
00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:41,291
of our lives.
955
00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,227
- [Scottie] Really?
956
00:31:42,227 --> 00:31:44,298
- Blew it out, yeah.
957
00:31:44,298 --> 00:31:46,811
I'm kidding, man, we had tea.
958
00:31:46,811 --> 00:31:48,645
- Did you find anything
else out about the movie?
959
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:51,165
- Not much, but I'm
gonna see her again soon.
960
00:31:51,165 --> 00:31:53,258
And, this is something
I'm kind of considering,
961
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:55,762
but I told her you're
a big fan of her dad.
962
00:31:55,762 --> 00:31:57,381
They have a big lunch thing next Sunday.
963
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,907
She's gonna try to get us invited.
964
00:31:59,907 --> 00:32:01,390
- Really?
965
00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:05,814
- If we go, I'm serious, like
you've gotta play it cool.
966
00:32:05,814 --> 00:32:06,689
- Yeah.
967
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,128
- 'Cause you've been
really nervous lately.
968
00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:10,128
It's kind of just a lot.
969
00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:11,919
I like this girl, man.
970
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:13,054
I can't lie.
971
00:32:13,054 --> 00:32:15,394
You know none of those
selfies, autographs,
972
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,573
she'll pick up on that.
973
00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:19,428
She'll smell that like a fearful dog.
974
00:32:19,428 --> 00:32:22,171
You don't want to be
a fearful dog, do you?
975
00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:23,290
Say I'm not a fearful dog.
976
00:32:23,290 --> 00:32:25,923
- I am not a fearful dog.
977
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:27,779
- I'm gonna clear the
energy out in the house
978
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,917
if you want to go.
979
00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,068
- Sure, I was on my way out anyway.
980
00:32:30,068 --> 00:32:31,401
- Call me later.
981
00:32:32,526 --> 00:32:34,805
- Scottie, my fault on this one.
982
00:32:34,805 --> 00:32:36,135
I was misinformed.
983
00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:38,239
The whole transgendered scenario,
984
00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:40,687
it was going down a wrong
path and I apologize.
985
00:32:40,687 --> 00:32:42,158
I know you put in a lot of work.
986
00:32:42,158 --> 00:32:43,665
- Dick, I've been working on that role
987
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:44,886
for like two fucking weeks.
988
00:32:44,886 --> 00:32:47,364
- Look here's the deal, they
only unknowns he's going with
989
00:32:47,364 --> 00:32:50,425
is a real developmentally
disabled guy and a girl.
990
00:32:50,425 --> 00:32:52,525
Those are the only unknowns.
991
00:32:52,525 --> 00:32:54,532
- All right, but Dick,
so those two roles--
992
00:32:54,532 --> 00:32:55,365
- Stop it!
993
00:32:55,365 --> 00:32:58,028
- Those two roles, the
developmentally disabled characters,
994
00:32:58,028 --> 00:33:00,077
maybe he just doesn't want
a name actor in there,
995
00:33:00,077 --> 00:33:01,530
but maybe he wants a no name actor.
996
00:33:01,530 --> 00:33:04,461
- It's fucking Moses Duval, Scottie.
997
00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:07,990
The insane thing is because of
who we're working with here,
998
00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:10,482
there are celebrities
coming out of the woodwork
999
00:33:10,482 --> 00:33:12,035
for day player roles on this one.
1000
00:33:12,035 --> 00:33:15,142
I hear Tom Cruise is
gonna be a store clerk.
1001
00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:17,388
Kevin Bacon is gonna
be some type of baker.
1002
00:33:17,388 --> 00:33:19,221
I mean it's insane.
1003
00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:22,593
So maybe extra work or something,
1004
00:33:22,593 --> 00:33:24,645
something a little smaller, maybe get you
1005
00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:26,032
on craft services, do
something to help out
1006
00:33:26,032 --> 00:33:27,712
with the crew.
1007
00:33:27,712 --> 00:33:29,202
You ever done any grip work?
1008
00:33:29,202 --> 00:33:30,081
- No.
1009
00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:32,582
- Now's the time to start.
1010
00:33:32,582 --> 00:33:34,101
- You wanna do what?
1011
00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:36,177
- I wanna nail this mentally
challenged character.
1012
00:33:36,177 --> 00:33:37,651
You know just in case I get a chance
1013
00:33:37,651 --> 00:33:39,058
to show it to him.
1014
00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:40,771
- Oh Jesus.
1015
00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:42,605
I thought this was just like lunch.
1016
00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,432
What are you gonna do
drool at the table for him
1017
00:33:44,432 --> 00:33:45,322
or something, what?
1018
00:33:45,322 --> 00:33:46,305
- Just in case, you know?
1019
00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:48,026
I just wanna be prepared.
1020
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,109
- Oh man, okay but look what you said
1021
00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:54,276
is politically incorrect.
1022
00:33:54,276 --> 00:33:56,874
You have to say developmentally disabled.
1023
00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,092
Have you done any research?
1024
00:33:58,092 --> 00:33:59,137
- Yeah, of course.
1025
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,782
Watched a ton of movies,
researched a bunch of actors.
1026
00:34:01,782 --> 00:34:03,752
A lot of actors got their
start from something like this.
1027
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:06,281
I mean think about Cliff
Robertson, Dustin Hoffman,
1028
00:34:06,281 --> 00:34:08,178
Daniel Day Lewis in My
Left Foot, I mean that's...
1029
00:34:08,178 --> 00:34:10,647
- My left Foot is not
developmentally disabled.
1030
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,595
It's physically disabled, nitwit.
1031
00:34:12,595 --> 00:34:14,139
There's a difference.
1032
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,787
- Yeah, but he's disabled.
1033
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,659
- Actually you're very
close to this character
1034
00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:19,826
now that I think about it.
1035
00:34:23,072 --> 00:34:24,327
Let's get to work.
1036
00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:26,744
(rock music)
1037
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,213
(sighing)
1038
00:34:32,213 --> 00:34:34,145
Sucked beyond all comprehension.
1039
00:34:34,145 --> 00:34:35,694
I swear to God.
1040
00:34:35,694 --> 00:34:36,672
I mean it not only sucked.
1041
00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:39,812
It was like watching a log
float downstream sucking.
1042
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:40,729
I mean bad.
1043
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:42,593
- [Scottie] Let me try it again.
1044
00:34:42,593 --> 00:34:43,545
- You better.
1045
00:34:43,545 --> 00:34:44,795
Okay, go ahead.
1046
00:34:46,316 --> 00:34:47,820
- Ebby.
1047
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:50,256
Just calling to say hi.
1048
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,784
I'd love to see you.
1049
00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:53,617
Life is good, call me.
1050
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:01,569
I'm thinking about taking
my girlfriend flowers later.
1051
00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:03,144
- That's sweet of you.
1052
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,023
- You think so?
1053
00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:04,902
- Yeah.
1054
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:07,485
(guitar music)
1055
00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:13,478
- Well, well, well, what is up, dude?
1056
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,374
- What's happening?
1057
00:35:14,374 --> 00:35:15,422
- Nothing much, how are you?
1058
00:35:15,422 --> 00:35:16,255
- Good to see you.
1059
00:35:16,255 --> 00:35:18,251
- Good to see you.
1060
00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:23,191
- Rock and roll show
tonight, eight pm, free beer.
1061
00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,834
Just like last time.
1062
00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,048
You gonna come?
1063
00:35:26,048 --> 00:35:27,788
- I'm gonna try and make it.
1064
00:35:27,788 --> 00:35:29,262
I'm gonna try and make it for sure.
1065
00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:30,095
- All right.
1066
00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,836
Well you're my favorite actor in town,
1067
00:35:31,836 --> 00:35:33,171
and I would love to have you.
1068
00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:34,004
- Get outta here.
1069
00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:35,507
- I would love to have you there, dude.
1070
00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:36,340
- All right.
1071
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:37,614
- I'm gonna get out of
here, love you, buddy.
1072
00:35:37,614 --> 00:35:40,724
- Good to see you, love you too.
1073
00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,891
Hey Ebby, your car's here.
1074
00:35:43,736 --> 00:35:44,819
Are you home?
1075
00:35:57,794 --> 00:35:58,627
Hello?
1076
00:36:00,714 --> 00:36:01,714
Anyone home?
1077
00:36:04,238 --> 00:36:05,071
Hello?
1078
00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,075
(moaning)
1079
00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:11,579
Ebby?
1080
00:36:11,579 --> 00:36:13,746
(moaning)
1081
00:36:16,692 --> 00:36:18,875
(rock music)
1082
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,042
(moaning)
1083
00:36:34,935 --> 00:36:37,602
- You want the real thing, baby?
1084
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:42,329
Oh shit, oh my God, you're not Ebby!
1085
00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:43,162
- No, I'm not.
1086
00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:43,995
- I'm just this boyfriend.
1087
00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,099
This is fucking crazy.
1088
00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:45,932
Holy shit.
1089
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,349
- Get the fuck out.
1090
00:36:48,349 --> 00:36:49,182
I'm in the shower.
1091
00:36:49,182 --> 00:36:51,789
- Right, right, right.
1092
00:36:51,789 --> 00:36:52,954
I didn't mean to walk in on you like that.
1093
00:36:52,954 --> 00:36:54,248
That's so wrong of me.
1094
00:36:54,248 --> 00:36:55,573
I should've knocked on the door first
1095
00:36:55,573 --> 00:36:56,500
or something like that.
1096
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,378
I'm so sorry.
1097
00:36:57,378 --> 00:36:58,430
- All right, bye.
1098
00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,442
- Yeah okay.
1099
00:36:59,442 --> 00:37:01,063
(guitar music)
1100
00:37:01,063 --> 00:37:02,015
Hey, what's going on?
1101
00:37:02,015 --> 00:37:03,452
- [Ebby] Good, how's it going?
1102
00:37:03,452 --> 00:37:06,283
- No, I just went by to
bring you some flowers,
1103
00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:08,585
and I met your sister.
1104
00:37:08,585 --> 00:37:10,279
- [Ebby] Oh that's sweet.
1105
00:37:10,279 --> 00:37:12,663
- Yeah I just wanted to bring
you something, you know?
1106
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,221
- [Ebby] Did you guys hang out?
1107
00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:15,626
- No, I just said hi.
1108
00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:18,928
I didn't want to make
it awkward or anything.
1109
00:37:18,928 --> 00:37:21,514
- [Ebby] How 'bout dinner,
the three of us tonight?
1110
00:37:21,514 --> 00:37:24,005
- Yeah you want to do
dinner, the three of us?
1111
00:37:24,005 --> 00:37:24,979
All right, yeah.
1112
00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,562
I'll see you there.
1113
00:37:29,342 --> 00:37:32,884
Dude, it's been a crazy fucking day.
1114
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:34,130
- What happened?
1115
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:35,340
- It's kind of a long story.
1116
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,173
You got any work for me, man?
1117
00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:37,813
You got anything coming in?
1118
00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:38,693
Any commercials?
1119
00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:39,685
I need some fucking money.
1120
00:37:39,685 --> 00:37:41,438
- Nothing coming in yet, man.
1121
00:37:41,438 --> 00:37:46,392
But, I did get my hands on
Moses Duval's new script.
1122
00:37:46,392 --> 00:37:47,239
- Is it good?
1123
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,310
- It's fucking incredible.
1124
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:49,447
It's Moses Duval.
1125
00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:50,326
- Can I read it?
1126
00:37:50,326 --> 00:37:51,405
- No, you can't read it.
1127
00:37:51,405 --> 00:37:52,352
You can't even look at it.
1128
00:37:52,352 --> 00:37:55,047
You shouldn't even be in
the same room with it.
1129
00:37:55,047 --> 00:37:56,889
It's an agent script, okay?
1130
00:37:56,889 --> 00:37:58,012
Agent's eyes only.
1131
00:37:58,012 --> 00:37:59,291
Sorry, no can do.
1132
00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,046
- Well here's the thing,
I'm going over there
1133
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,518
this weekend, so if you
could give me that script,
1134
00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:03,351
I could prep it.
1135
00:38:03,351 --> 00:38:04,340
I could read it.
1136
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,558
- You're going over there this weekend?
1137
00:38:05,558 --> 00:38:06,434
- Yeah.
1138
00:38:06,434 --> 00:38:08,006
- Here, take my script, okay?
1139
00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:09,966
I want you to pour over
every inch of this thing.
1140
00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:12,031
I want you to know every part, every line
1141
00:38:12,031 --> 00:38:12,909
inside, outside.
1142
00:38:12,909 --> 00:38:14,952
I want to be able to ask you
how many T's are in the script,
1143
00:38:14,952 --> 00:38:16,305
and you'll tell me, 759.
1144
00:38:16,305 --> 00:38:17,620
I don't know if that's right.
1145
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,501
It might be wrong.
1146
00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:19,622
I want you to know everything.
1147
00:38:19,622 --> 00:38:21,082
- [TV Interviewer] Why do you think people
1148
00:38:21,082 --> 00:38:24,832
were just touched by
the Mailman of Wemberly?
1149
00:38:27,586 --> 00:38:30,253
- You know Tesla, you have light
1150
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,399
and static electricity, and then there is
1151
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:41,316
no way of being able to,
I mean I cannot choose
1152
00:38:42,806 --> 00:38:45,676
the lightning that strikes me.
1153
00:38:45,676 --> 00:38:49,259
I cannot arbitrate
inspiration to that end.
1154
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,993
How...
1155
00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,032
I'm...
1156
00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:04,257
The light is being delivered
to the people of Wemberly.
1157
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,462
I am not so much a bringer of mail,
1158
00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,932
I'm a bringer of lightning.
1159
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,287
(rock music)
1160
00:39:18,672 --> 00:39:20,614
- You ready to go jogging?
1161
00:39:20,614 --> 00:39:22,543
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1162
00:39:22,543 --> 00:39:23,376
Just wow!
1163
00:39:26,061 --> 00:39:29,003
I just finished Duval's script, dude.
1164
00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:30,101
It's a masterpiece.
1165
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:30,934
- Really?
1166
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:31,968
What's it about?
1167
00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:34,003
- I don't know.
1168
00:39:34,003 --> 00:39:36,427
A lot of different things, you know?
1169
00:39:36,427 --> 00:39:39,260
But, it's, I mean it's literature.
1170
00:39:41,324 --> 00:39:42,574
- That's great.
1171
00:39:44,419 --> 00:39:46,821
- Have you confirmed with Magnolia?
1172
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,627
- Tonight, I'm gonna see her tonight.
1173
00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:49,496
- It's confirmed?
1174
00:39:49,496 --> 00:39:51,900
- Yeah, we've been texting all day, man.
1175
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,140
- You've been texting all day?
1176
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,346
- Yeah man, she's something.
1177
00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:55,775
She's really funny.
1178
00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:57,322
She's kind of like poetic
with her texts n'stuff.
1179
00:39:57,322 --> 00:39:58,239
She's cute.
1180
00:39:59,194 --> 00:40:00,360
- Wow.
1181
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,483
So I hear these noises, right?
1182
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,034
It's coming from the shower.
1183
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,793
She's masturbating.
1184
00:40:05,793 --> 00:40:07,191
I think it's Ebby.
1185
00:40:07,191 --> 00:40:09,069
So I take off my clothes, make it all sexy
1186
00:40:09,069 --> 00:40:10,559
and hop in there.
1187
00:40:10,559 --> 00:40:13,720
It's her twin sister, identical.
1188
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,586
- Wow.
1189
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:15,834
- Yeah, I don't know.
1190
00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:16,998
It's kind of weird honestly.
1191
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,982
I'm supposed to have dinner
with both of 'em tonight.
1192
00:40:18,982 --> 00:40:21,071
- [Arlo] Does your
girlfriend know about this?
1193
00:40:21,071 --> 00:40:21,949
- No.
1194
00:40:21,949 --> 00:40:24,281
- You know people when they
sleep with their girlfriends
1195
00:40:24,281 --> 00:40:25,826
and then their fantasizing
it's somebody else,
1196
00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:26,931
you ever try that?
1197
00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:27,764
- No.
1198
00:40:27,764 --> 00:40:28,597
- It's pretty great.
1199
00:40:28,597 --> 00:40:30,065
I would give it a try,
but anyway think if you're
1200
00:40:30,065 --> 00:40:32,281
you know fantasizing
about her sister, thinking
1201
00:40:32,281 --> 00:40:34,706
about her sister, but you're
sleeping with your girlfriend
1202
00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,226
and looking at your
girlfriend but fantasizing
1203
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,104
about the sister.
1204
00:40:38,104 --> 00:40:39,216
That's so trippy.
1205
00:40:39,216 --> 00:40:40,794
- What are you talking about?
1206
00:40:40,794 --> 00:40:44,102
- One face thinking about this girl.
1207
00:40:44,102 --> 00:40:46,765
I mean one day you're into this girl,
1208
00:40:46,765 --> 00:40:49,149
one day you're into this girl, why?
1209
00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:50,269
It's bizarre.
1210
00:40:50,269 --> 00:40:51,519
It's beautiful.
1211
00:40:53,129 --> 00:40:54,764
- I don't know.
1212
00:40:54,764 --> 00:40:56,871
- Yeah, I don't know.
1213
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,333
I'd be curious to talk to more people
1214
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,732
who've had this experience.
1215
00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:02,793
- So did you talk to
Magnolia about going over
1216
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,207
to her dad's place on Sunday?
1217
00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:05,623
- I'll actually find out tonight.
1218
00:41:05,623 --> 00:41:07,174
- All right, as soon as
possible if you could, you know?
1219
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:08,381
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
1220
00:41:08,381 --> 00:41:09,734
- Because I know
everything about this guy.
1221
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:10,997
This could be my part,
you know what I mean?
1222
00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:12,381
It's really big for me, man.
1223
00:41:12,381 --> 00:41:13,429
This could be my Rain Man.
1224
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,449
This could put me on the map.
1225
00:41:14,449 --> 00:41:15,971
- Okay, you're just kind
of making me nervous, man,
1226
00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:17,811
because I sure she gets
this stuff all the time.
1227
00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,207
- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be cool.
1228
00:41:20,207 --> 00:41:23,151
Just relax, dude, trust the universe.
1229
00:41:23,151 --> 00:41:25,734
(guitar music)
1230
00:41:31,226 --> 00:41:32,525
This is really good.
1231
00:41:32,525 --> 00:41:33,403
- Thank you.
1232
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,280
You like it?
1233
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,428
- Yeah, it's great.
1234
00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:36,683
You're a really good cook.
1235
00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:38,107
- So how are mom and dad?
1236
00:41:38,107 --> 00:41:40,921
- Same old, they were happy
I was coming to see you.
1237
00:41:40,921 --> 00:41:42,292
So you gonna do Christmas there?
1238
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,425
- That's the plan.
1239
00:41:43,425 --> 00:41:46,632
- Are you gonna bring Scottie?
1240
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:48,374
- We haven't talked about it.
1241
00:41:48,374 --> 00:41:50,478
- Is that awkward?
1242
00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:51,360
(groaning)
1243
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,662
So what do you do?
1244
00:41:52,662 --> 00:41:54,428
- I'm an actor, yeah.
1245
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,739
And, I bartend too.
1246
00:41:55,739 --> 00:41:57,433
- Are you a bartender who acts?
1247
00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,100
- No, I'm an actor who bartends.
1248
00:42:01,177 --> 00:42:03,549
- What do you like better
Godfather One or Two?
1249
00:42:03,549 --> 00:42:04,428
- Two.
1250
00:42:04,428 --> 00:42:05,964
- Thought so.
1251
00:42:05,964 --> 00:42:06,842
- You?
1252
00:42:06,842 --> 00:42:08,175
- One of course.
1253
00:42:11,286 --> 00:42:14,634
So you been in anything I've seen?
1254
00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:15,884
- Probably not.
1255
00:42:18,419 --> 00:42:20,072
- You make any money?
1256
00:42:20,072 --> 00:42:21,822
- Yeah, a little bit.
1257
00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:25,973
- What do you think
about the death penalty?
1258
00:42:25,973 --> 00:42:26,852
- What?
1259
00:42:26,852 --> 00:42:27,933
- Alex, don't drill the poor boy.
1260
00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:29,777
- Just trying to see if he has a brain.
1261
00:42:29,777 --> 00:42:31,545
You gotta watch those actor guys.
1262
00:42:31,545 --> 00:42:34,213
Well, I've never been to Austin.
1263
00:42:34,213 --> 00:42:36,046
Let's go see the town.
1264
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,111
- You know what I gotta read my lines.
1265
00:42:40,111 --> 00:42:42,107
- Come on, my sister's in town.
1266
00:42:42,107 --> 00:42:44,190
- Yeah, don't be selfish.
1267
00:42:47,296 --> 00:42:48,976
- All right.
1268
00:42:48,976 --> 00:42:51,393
(club music)
1269
00:43:17,418 --> 00:43:18,854
- Alex?
1270
00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:21,271
(club music)
1271
00:43:35,343 --> 00:43:37,510
(moaning)
1272
00:43:40,288 --> 00:43:43,202
- [Alex] Yes, oh that's the spot!
1273
00:43:43,202 --> 00:43:44,944
(grunting)
1274
00:43:44,944 --> 00:43:47,183
(moaning)
1275
00:43:47,183 --> 00:43:48,293
- Jesus Christ!
1276
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,811
Are you not having trouble focusing?
1277
00:43:49,811 --> 00:43:50,838
- No.
1278
00:43:50,838 --> 00:43:51,671
- No?
1279
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:52,660
- Look in my eyes.
1280
00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:53,584
- I'm trying.
1281
00:43:53,584 --> 00:43:55,751
(yelling)
1282
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:57,784
I can't focus.
1283
00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:58,617
I'm sorry.
1284
00:43:58,617 --> 00:43:59,654
- Come on, I'm close.
1285
00:43:59,654 --> 00:44:00,866
- Can we put on some music or something?
1286
00:44:00,866 --> 00:44:02,273
- Music distracts me.
1287
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,349
- Well what can we do?
1288
00:44:04,349 --> 00:44:05,433
- Here.
1289
00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,600
(moaning)
1290
00:44:10,862 --> 00:44:12,133
- What is that?
1291
00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:14,550
(rock music)
1292
00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:28,106
- These are weird.
1293
00:44:28,106 --> 00:44:29,497
- Baby, that was working?
1294
00:44:29,497 --> 00:44:31,282
- [Alex] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1295
00:44:31,282 --> 00:44:33,048
(grunting)
1296
00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:34,027
- What do you want do?
1297
00:44:34,027 --> 00:44:36,119
I don't know, she's been
going on for two hours.
1298
00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:38,395
Wanna go in the closet?
1299
00:44:38,395 --> 00:44:39,702
- Okay.
1300
00:44:39,702 --> 00:44:41,869
(moaning)
1301
00:44:43,316 --> 00:44:45,393
(rock music)
1302
00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:47,560
(moaning)
1303
00:44:50,046 --> 00:44:53,483
- [Scottie] Oh, that what amazing.
1304
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,983
- Good, I'm glad you liked it.
1305
00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:58,392
- Except I think I got a heel up my ass.
1306
00:44:58,392 --> 00:44:59,225
(laughing)
1307
00:44:59,225 --> 00:45:00,468
- Oh I know you likes that.
1308
00:45:00,468 --> 00:45:03,461
(laughing)
1309
00:45:03,461 --> 00:45:04,975
- I love you, Scottie.
1310
00:45:04,975 --> 00:45:07,808
- [Scottie] I love you too, sugar.
1311
00:45:09,232 --> 00:45:11,122
- Did you have fun last night?
1312
00:45:11,122 --> 00:45:13,509
- Yeah it was a nice night?
1313
00:45:13,509 --> 00:45:15,508
- Who was that guy you were with?
1314
00:45:15,508 --> 00:45:17,176
- I didn't catch his name.
1315
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,319
- Are you gonna see him again?
1316
00:45:19,319 --> 00:45:20,922
- He wasn't really my type.
1317
00:45:20,922 --> 00:45:24,293
- I'm sure it was a
memorable night for him.
1318
00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:28,460
- There's some extra eggs
in the pan if you want some.
1319
00:45:39,023 --> 00:45:41,240
- So I have this, like,
photo shoot interview thing.
1320
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,356
Do you think you could help me with it?
1321
00:45:43,356 --> 00:45:46,059
- I actually have a bunch of meetings,
1322
00:45:46,059 --> 00:45:47,664
but maybe Scottie can help you?
1323
00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:48,513
- Huh, where?
1324
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:49,415
Oh no, I can't.
1325
00:45:49,415 --> 00:45:50,248
I'm sorry.
1326
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,634
I gotta memorize my script.
1327
00:45:51,634 --> 00:45:53,024
- You have an audition or something?
1328
00:45:53,024 --> 00:45:53,857
- Yeah I do.
1329
00:45:53,857 --> 00:45:57,214
Actually a pretty big
one with Moses Duval.
1330
00:45:57,214 --> 00:45:59,214
- Holy shit, impressive.
1331
00:46:00,055 --> 00:46:00,888
- Right?
1332
00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:01,721
- [Ebby] Who's that?
1333
00:46:01,721 --> 00:46:04,949
- Probably the biggest art
house film director there is.
1334
00:46:04,949 --> 00:46:06,513
- Baby, that's so exciting!
1335
00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:07,346
- Thanks babe.
1336
00:46:07,346 --> 00:46:08,652
I mean I don't have the part yet,
1337
00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:10,941
but it's for the lead.
1338
00:46:10,941 --> 00:46:11,774
- Baby?
1339
00:46:11,774 --> 00:46:13,454
- So you wanna go to a funky coffee shop
1340
00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:15,301
and work together?
1341
00:46:15,301 --> 00:46:16,868
I hate being alone.
1342
00:46:16,868 --> 00:46:19,843
- You guys can get to know each other.
1343
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:20,843
- Yeah okay.
1344
00:46:23,878 --> 00:46:26,461
(guitar music)
1345
00:46:28,439 --> 00:46:29,311
- Yeah!
1346
00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:30,543
- [Alex] What happened?
1347
00:46:30,543 --> 00:46:33,081
- Got confirmed for
Sunday at Moses's house.
1348
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:34,261
(laughing)
1349
00:46:34,261 --> 00:46:35,446
- Is that the script you're reading?
1350
00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:37,219
- Yeah, what are you working on?
1351
00:46:37,219 --> 00:46:39,253
- Oh I just got confirmation
of the photo shoot
1352
00:46:39,253 --> 00:46:40,924
interview we have later today.
1353
00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:42,570
It's for my magazine.
1354
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:43,549
- That's cool.
1355
00:46:43,549 --> 00:46:44,382
What's it about?
1356
00:46:44,382 --> 00:46:45,799
- It's about sex.
1357
00:46:47,150 --> 00:46:48,067
- Really?
1358
00:46:48,067 --> 00:46:48,900
- Yeah.
1359
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:51,163
- You make a living doing that?
1360
00:46:51,163 --> 00:46:52,330
- 200K a year.
1361
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:55,243
You can read it.
1362
00:46:55,243 --> 00:46:57,705
- Yeah sure, I'll check it out.
1363
00:46:57,705 --> 00:47:00,288
(guitar music)
1364
00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:14,247
- It's gorgeous.
1365
00:47:14,247 --> 00:47:15,247
- Thank you.
1366
00:47:17,587 --> 00:47:19,623
- Really clean.
1367
00:47:19,623 --> 00:47:21,759
- We have a lovely housekeeper.
1368
00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:23,176
- Cool, shall we?
1369
00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:28,077
- Am I worried that my
husband's gonna leave me?
1370
00:47:28,077 --> 00:47:29,222
Of course.
1371
00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:31,689
Is there a chance that
I could get pregnant
1372
00:47:31,689 --> 00:47:33,045
from a one nighter?
1373
00:47:33,045 --> 00:47:33,878
Sure.
1374
00:47:33,878 --> 00:47:36,583
But, freedom isn't always
the easiest path to take.
1375
00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:41,284
Freedom is facing your
fears and your fantasies.
1376
00:47:41,284 --> 00:47:42,667
- And, the title Warm Up the Cave is
1377
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,889
that a reference to the vagina?
1378
00:47:44,889 --> 00:47:46,209
- Is it?
1379
00:47:46,209 --> 00:47:47,244
Get that fire going, girl.
1380
00:47:47,244 --> 00:47:48,394
(laughing)
1381
00:47:48,394 --> 00:47:49,852
No I'm kidding.
1382
00:47:49,852 --> 00:47:52,927
What my focus is on obviously is writing
1383
00:47:52,927 --> 00:47:56,967
about why humans aren't
really fit to be monogamous.
1384
00:47:56,967 --> 00:48:01,003
That particular quote is
really about the importance
1385
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:04,753
of re-questioning our
beliefs and our values.
1386
00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:08,702
One of my favorite passages
is from the philosopher
1387
00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:10,407
John Locke, and
essentially what he says is
1388
00:48:10,407 --> 00:48:15,104
when we don't question our
beliefs, they grow cobwebs,
1389
00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:18,508
and they become cold
like and abandoned cave.
1390
00:48:18,508 --> 00:48:21,314
So does the simple act
of questioning the things
1391
00:48:21,314 --> 00:48:25,429
that we do everyday, it clears the cobwebs
1392
00:48:25,429 --> 00:48:27,674
and warms our cave.
1393
00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:31,143
- That's really gorgeous, very sexy.
1394
00:48:31,143 --> 00:48:34,238
You got me turned on
just thinking about it.
1395
00:48:34,238 --> 00:48:36,703
You ready to take some photos?
1396
00:48:36,703 --> 00:48:37,536
Oh yeah.
1397
00:48:39,757 --> 00:48:41,531
Do you mind taking off your dress?
1398
00:48:41,531 --> 00:48:42,614
- [Cam] Sure.
1399
00:48:44,663 --> 00:48:48,163
- Oh my God, you are so flipping gorgeous.
1400
00:48:50,165 --> 00:48:51,415
Pout your lips.
1401
00:48:52,849 --> 00:48:54,356
I love that.
1402
00:48:54,356 --> 00:48:56,563
Now give me some movement,
but like may it natural,
1403
00:48:56,563 --> 00:48:57,396
you know?
1404
00:48:58,526 --> 00:49:00,776
(growling)
1405
00:49:01,829 --> 00:49:03,162
Let me hear you.
1406
00:49:04,495 --> 00:49:05,369
Fuck yeah.
1407
00:49:05,369 --> 00:49:07,536
(moaning)
1408
00:49:08,438 --> 00:49:09,777
I think we got that.
1409
00:49:09,777 --> 00:49:11,600
That was it.
1410
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,074
Is there anything else you wanna try?
1411
00:49:15,074 --> 00:49:15,907
- Yeah.
1412
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,526
- I love it.
1413
00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:24,109
Would you mind taking
a few shots with her?
1414
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:27,429
- I mean I'm not really a photographer.
1415
00:49:27,429 --> 00:49:29,679
(laughing)
1416
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,027
- No baby, I mean strip
down to your underwear
1417
00:49:35,027 --> 00:49:37,412
and maybe chase her around a bit.
1418
00:49:37,412 --> 00:49:38,544
- Oh yeah.
1419
00:49:38,544 --> 00:49:41,170
(laughing)
1420
00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:42,003
- No.
1421
00:49:42,003 --> 00:49:43,327
Thank you but no.
1422
00:49:43,327 --> 00:49:45,763
- Come on, we need your help here.
1423
00:49:45,763 --> 00:49:47,072
- I don't think I should.
1424
00:49:47,072 --> 00:49:48,655
- Don't be a pussy.
1425
00:49:51,798 --> 00:49:53,220
- Would your sister be okay with this?
1426
00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:55,137
- Yeah, this is my art.
1427
00:49:56,172 --> 00:49:57,339
It's who I am.
1428
00:49:59,017 --> 00:50:00,225
- [Alex] Like you know.
1429
00:50:00,225 --> 00:50:01,596
- Show me.
1430
00:50:01,596 --> 00:50:02,429
- Okay.
1431
00:50:03,942 --> 00:50:04,942
Up and down.
1432
00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:10,560
And, then look at him in the eye.
1433
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,968
And, bite his lip like that.
1434
00:50:21,128 --> 00:50:22,295
You can do it.
1435
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:30,623
Oh Yeah.
1436
00:50:30,623 --> 00:50:31,806
That's it.
1437
00:50:31,806 --> 00:50:34,389
(guitar music)
1438
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:38,722
Yes, that's it we got it.
1439
00:50:39,739 --> 00:50:41,761
Scottie, you look good on camera.
1440
00:50:41,761 --> 00:50:43,525
- Thank you.
1441
00:50:43,525 --> 00:50:44,737
- Y'all want to go swimming?
1442
00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:47,442
- Yeah, let's go swimming.
1443
00:50:47,442 --> 00:50:50,211
(guiatar music)
1444
00:50:50,211 --> 00:50:52,544
- Hey baby, what's going on?
1445
00:50:56,581 --> 00:50:59,025
Nah, I'm just hanging with your sister.
1446
00:50:59,025 --> 00:51:00,050
- Scottie, get in the pool.
1447
00:51:00,050 --> 00:51:01,734
- She's just swimming with a friend.
1448
00:51:01,734 --> 00:51:04,901
I'm looking forward to dinner tonight.
1449
00:51:06,551 --> 00:51:09,468
Really looking forward to it a lot.
1450
00:51:10,645 --> 00:51:14,812
All right cool, well I'm
gonna see you for dinner.
1451
00:51:17,746 --> 00:51:19,202
I love you too.
1452
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:21,156
I love you too.
1453
00:51:21,156 --> 00:51:23,487
(laughing)
1454
00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:24,982
(dramatic guitar music)
1455
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,149
- [Alex] Scottie, come on.
1456
00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:31,626
- Get in the pool, Scottie.
1457
00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:32,711
- [Alex] It feels so good.
1458
00:51:32,711 --> 00:51:33,554
- Yeah, I gotta run.
1459
00:51:33,554 --> 00:51:34,387
I gotta run.
1460
00:51:34,387 --> 00:51:36,268
- Are you sure you don't
wanna stay and eat?
1461
00:51:36,268 --> 00:51:38,484
- I've gotta get to my acting class.
1462
00:51:38,484 --> 00:51:40,341
- [Cam] I have some juice from Barcelona.
1463
00:51:40,341 --> 00:51:41,926
- From Barcelona?
1464
00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:43,264
- Fuck.
1465
00:51:43,264 --> 00:51:44,173
- [Cam] It's warm.
1466
00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:45,545
- You're so boring.
1467
00:51:45,545 --> 00:51:46,378
- I know.
1468
00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,070
- [Scottie] Gordon?
1469
00:51:58,695 --> 00:52:00,296
- Welcome.
1470
00:52:00,296 --> 00:52:01,719
You're 30 minutes late, man.
1471
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,632
- I know I'm sorry.
1472
00:52:02,632 --> 00:52:04,705
- Where were you with that
little girlfriend of yours
1473
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,752
or something?
1474
00:52:05,752 --> 00:52:06,646
- The one I showed you the picture of?
1475
00:52:06,646 --> 00:52:07,479
- [Gordon] Yeah.
1476
00:52:07,479 --> 00:52:08,518
- We actually broke up.
1477
00:52:08,518 --> 00:52:09,351
- [Gordon] What?
1478
00:52:09,351 --> 00:52:10,845
- I'm seeing somebody new now though.
1479
00:52:10,845 --> 00:52:12,413
- Oh Lord, I thought she was the reason
1480
00:52:12,413 --> 00:52:14,056
you didn't go to New Orleans.
1481
00:52:14,056 --> 00:52:15,010
- I know, I know.
1482
00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,903
- [Gordon] God man, what are you doing?
1483
00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:18,703
You should go to New
Orleans or, shit, Atlanta,
1484
00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:20,364
or something, you should give it a shot.
1485
00:52:20,364 --> 00:52:22,379
- This is gonna be my break.
1486
00:52:22,379 --> 00:52:24,463
This is gonna be it, trust me.
1487
00:52:24,463 --> 00:52:25,296
- What's the deal though?
1488
00:52:25,296 --> 00:52:27,355
What, Moses invited you
to lunch and tells you
1489
00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:28,808
to prep the script or what?
1490
00:52:28,808 --> 00:52:33,363
- Not exactly like that, but
I got invited to lunch, yeah.
1491
00:52:33,363 --> 00:52:34,499
- I'd be careful if I were you.
1492
00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:36,850
I mean I'm not so sure
this is the best idea
1493
00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:38,237
you've ever had.
1494
00:52:38,237 --> 00:52:39,591
He could be offended.
1495
00:52:39,591 --> 00:52:41,741
- Yeah, I'm gonna be cool.
1496
00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:42,809
- You're sure?
1497
00:52:42,809 --> 00:52:43,642
- Yeah.
1498
00:52:44,642 --> 00:52:45,725
Be real cool.
1499
00:52:47,272 --> 00:52:48,105
- [Gordon] Do it now,
1500
00:52:48,105 --> 00:52:49,099
don't ask forgiveness later
- forgiveness later.
1501
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:49,932
- Yeah right?
1502
00:52:49,932 --> 00:52:50,765
Do it now.
1503
00:52:50,765 --> 00:52:52,015
- Your funeral.
1504
00:52:53,285 --> 00:52:54,931
- I've got this, bro.
1505
00:52:54,931 --> 00:52:56,847
- Yeah okay, well let's get started.
1506
00:52:56,847 --> 00:52:59,430
(guitar music)
1507
00:53:05,987 --> 00:53:06,820
- Oh shit.
1508
00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:07,653
- Stop Scottie.
1509
00:53:07,653 --> 00:53:08,486
- I'm sorry, baby.
1510
00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,944
- Just don't touch anything.
1511
00:53:09,944 --> 00:53:11,591
Hey.
1512
00:53:11,591 --> 00:53:14,369
- Alex, I'm gonna give
you a call later, okay?
1513
00:53:14,369 --> 00:53:16,952
(guitar music)
1514
00:53:19,002 --> 00:53:19,835
- Oh.
1515
00:53:23,210 --> 00:53:24,043
- Sup?
1516
00:53:24,043 --> 00:53:26,087
- She didn't want to stay for dinner?
1517
00:53:26,087 --> 00:53:27,342
- No, she had work.
1518
00:53:27,342 --> 00:53:28,175
- I thought we were gonna get to listen
1519
00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:30,903
to sex noises all night.
1520
00:53:30,903 --> 00:53:32,509
- Scottie did some modeling.
1521
00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:33,676
I'll show you.
1522
00:53:36,854 --> 00:53:39,037
- You're a real sex stud, Scottie.
1523
00:53:39,037 --> 00:53:39,870
- Thanks babe.
1524
00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:40,703
- Oh that reminds me.
1525
00:53:40,703 --> 00:53:42,361
There's an amazing band playing tomorrow.
1526
00:53:42,361 --> 00:53:43,338
We should all go.
1527
00:53:43,338 --> 00:53:44,670
- I actually have work tomorrow night,
1528
00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,146
but Scottie you don't have work.
1529
00:53:46,146 --> 00:53:47,097
You can go.
1530
00:53:47,097 --> 00:53:49,121
- I got that meeting with
the director tomorrow.
1531
00:53:49,121 --> 00:53:50,232
- Isn't it a lunch thing?
1532
00:53:50,232 --> 00:53:51,094
- Yeah but--
1533
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:52,307
- It's not till nine or 10.
1534
00:53:52,307 --> 00:53:54,033
- Well what about your writer friend?
1535
00:53:54,033 --> 00:53:58,200
- I mean I could ask her if
you really don't wanna go.
1536
00:53:59,348 --> 00:54:01,313
- No, no, I'll go.
1537
00:54:01,313 --> 00:54:02,146
- Sweet.
1538
00:54:04,723 --> 00:54:06,509
- Do you not like my sister?
1539
00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,342
- No, I do.
1540
00:54:07,342 --> 00:54:09,117
Yeah, she's just different.
1541
00:54:09,117 --> 00:54:12,063
- She means the world
to me, so just try to be
1542
00:54:12,063 --> 00:54:13,671
a little more sensitive.
1543
00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:15,645
- Okay yeah, I will.
1544
00:54:15,645 --> 00:54:17,148
I'm sorry I just think I'm nervous.
1545
00:54:17,148 --> 00:54:21,086
I got this big movie
director meeting coming up.
1546
00:54:21,086 --> 00:54:24,818
Is that new lingerie that you're wearing?
1547
00:54:24,818 --> 00:54:26,151
Baby, come here.
1548
00:54:31,805 --> 00:54:32,697
I love you.
1549
00:54:32,697 --> 00:54:35,313
I'm gonna miss you so much tomorrow.
1550
00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,126
- I'm only gone for one day.
1551
00:54:37,126 --> 00:54:38,885
- Just be careful.
1552
00:54:38,885 --> 00:54:41,306
- You're such an actor.
1553
00:54:41,306 --> 00:54:43,147
- You're gonna do great
in your meeting tomorrow.
1554
00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:44,887
The director's gonna love you.
1555
00:54:44,887 --> 00:54:47,304
(rock music)
1556
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,512
- You didn't tell her I
was an actor, did you?
1557
00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:09,534
- I did what you said.
1558
00:55:09,534 --> 00:55:12,031
I just told her you were a friend.
1559
00:55:12,031 --> 00:55:14,956
Man, I'm kinda feeling
nervous about meeting her dad.
1560
00:55:14,956 --> 00:55:18,622
I looked him up, he's
quite the artist, genius.
1561
00:55:18,622 --> 00:55:20,979
- Calm down, dude, you're
gonna have a stroke attack.
1562
00:55:20,979 --> 00:55:22,636
- [Arlo] I'm just saying, man.
1563
00:55:22,636 --> 00:55:24,451
- Who's all gonna be
there today, do you know?
1564
00:55:24,451 --> 00:55:27,675
- No, just close friends and
family, not a lot of people.
1565
00:55:27,675 --> 00:55:31,437
You should really revel in the
gratitude of just being here.
1566
00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:33,451
It's pretty amazing.
1567
00:55:33,451 --> 00:55:35,159
All right, you ready to do this?
1568
00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:37,616
- I'll meet you in there, all right?
1569
00:55:37,616 --> 00:55:39,994
I'm just gonna call my agent real quick.
1570
00:55:39,994 --> 00:55:40,827
- You feel okay?
1571
00:55:40,827 --> 00:55:42,160
- Yeah, I just wanna tell him about it.
1572
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:42,993
I'm excited.
1573
00:55:42,993 --> 00:55:45,337
I wanna tell him about the
meeting, Moses and everything.
1574
00:55:45,337 --> 00:55:46,216
- [Arlo] But, you feel okay?
1575
00:55:46,216 --> 00:55:47,486
- Yeah, I feel good.
1576
00:55:47,486 --> 00:55:48,330
I'm excited.
1577
00:55:48,330 --> 00:55:49,163
- Are you sure?
1578
00:55:49,163 --> 00:55:51,571
- Yeah no, I'm excited.
1579
00:55:51,571 --> 00:55:52,841
- Okay I'll see you in a second.
1580
00:55:52,841 --> 00:55:53,841
- All right.
1581
00:55:59,738 --> 00:56:01,905
(sighing)
1582
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:10,208
All right, you good
looking son of a bitch.
1583
00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:11,782
Let's do this.
1584
00:56:11,782 --> 00:56:14,199
(rock music)
1585
00:56:20,928 --> 00:56:23,006
Can I have a sip of that?
1586
00:56:23,006 --> 00:56:25,423
- No I better hold onto this.
1587
00:56:28,201 --> 00:56:29,364
I'm from everywhere.
1588
00:56:29,364 --> 00:56:30,904
(laughing)
1589
00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:32,587
- Do you need a drink?
1590
00:56:32,587 --> 00:56:34,603
Here have some of my orange juice.
1591
00:56:34,603 --> 00:56:37,020
(rock music)
1592
00:56:41,770 --> 00:56:44,437
- Are you enjoying the barbecue?
1593
00:56:46,101 --> 00:56:48,697
- [Scottie] Yeah it's super good?
1594
00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:51,544
- It's a special family recipe.
1595
00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:53,127
- Yeah, super good.
1596
00:56:55,986 --> 00:56:57,903
- You're amazing to me.
1597
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,383
Look at you sitting up.
1598
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:02,003
Do you know what that chair is called?
1599
00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:02,836
- Yeah.
1600
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,180
- That's a papasan.
1601
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:06,134
Can you say papasan chair?
1602
00:57:06,134 --> 00:57:07,050
(laughing)
1603
00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,109
- Yeah papasan.
1604
00:57:08,109 --> 00:57:10,776
- There you said it right there.
1605
00:57:13,394 --> 00:57:14,966
- You know what we should do?
1606
00:57:14,966 --> 00:57:15,799
- What?
1607
00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:18,176
- Let's go in the Airstream and fuck.
1608
00:57:18,176 --> 00:57:20,866
There's nobody in there.
1609
00:57:20,866 --> 00:57:22,279
You want to?
1610
00:57:22,279 --> 00:57:23,443
- Of course.
1611
00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:25,071
But, I was thinking we could wait because
1612
00:57:25,071 --> 00:57:26,547
I really respect you.
1613
00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:29,353
I wanna give you your respect.
1614
00:57:29,353 --> 00:57:31,603
(laughing)
1615
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,014
- Are you being serious?
1616
00:57:36,165 --> 00:57:38,132
- But, thank you for the offer.
1617
00:57:38,132 --> 00:57:39,872
It means a lot.
1618
00:57:39,872 --> 00:57:41,374
I'm very flattered.
1619
00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:42,207
I want to.
1620
00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:48,209
- You're welcome.
1621
00:57:49,638 --> 00:57:51,193
- That's how we do it out here.
1622
00:57:51,193 --> 00:57:52,237
- Yeah.
1623
00:57:52,237 --> 00:57:56,084
- We like it super good all the time.
1624
00:57:56,084 --> 00:57:57,821
I got a question for you, Scottie.
1625
00:57:57,821 --> 00:57:59,453
Would you like to be in a movie?
1626
00:57:59,453 --> 00:58:00,804
- I'd be in the movie, yeah.
1627
00:58:00,804 --> 00:58:01,637
- You would?
1628
00:58:01,637 --> 00:58:03,810
You wanna act in a movie, Scottie?
1629
00:58:03,810 --> 00:58:05,717
- [Scottie] Yeah, well yeah.
1630
00:58:05,717 --> 00:58:08,305
- We'll see about that.
1631
00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:09,138
- Hey sis.
1632
00:58:10,349 --> 00:58:11,430
Hey man.
1633
00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:13,072
- This is my little brother Dice.
1634
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,060
- Hey Dice, how's it going buddy.
1635
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:14,893
Nice to meet you.
1636
00:58:14,893 --> 00:58:15,726
- I met your friend.
1637
00:58:15,726 --> 00:58:17,642
He's pretty cool.
1638
00:58:17,642 --> 00:58:18,645
Oh good, yeah.
1639
00:58:18,645 --> 00:58:19,615
He's a nice guy.
1640
00:58:19,615 --> 00:58:21,695
It's pretty cool y'all are friends.
1641
00:58:21,695 --> 00:58:22,528
- Yeah.
1642
00:58:22,528 --> 00:58:23,649
I've known him a long time.
1643
00:58:23,649 --> 00:58:25,190
- He seems pretty capable.
1644
00:58:25,190 --> 00:58:26,756
- What do you mean?
1645
00:58:26,756 --> 00:58:28,557
- I mean he seems pretty independent
1646
00:58:28,557 --> 00:58:30,125
for a developmentally disabled person.
1647
00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:31,458
- Hey guys.
1648
00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:32,291
Arlo.
1649
00:58:33,669 --> 00:58:35,077
Hi.
1650
00:58:35,077 --> 00:58:35,910
- Hi.
1651
00:58:35,910 --> 00:58:37,189
- Scottie, what are you doing?
1652
00:58:37,189 --> 00:58:38,205
Are you having fun?
1653
00:58:38,205 --> 00:58:39,174
- [Scottie] Yeah.
1654
00:58:39,174 --> 00:58:41,395
- I just talked to you
mom like a minute ago,
1655
00:58:41,395 --> 00:58:43,634
and she's pretty worried.
1656
00:58:43,634 --> 00:58:45,221
I told her we'd be leaving here
1657
00:58:45,221 --> 00:58:46,057
something came up.
1658
00:58:46,057 --> 00:58:48,837
- I just talked to her,
and she said I can stay.
1659
00:58:48,837 --> 00:58:49,918
- Scottie, I just talked to her.
1660
00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:51,368
Let's get outta here, come on.
1661
00:58:51,368 --> 00:58:52,750
- No, you didn't.
1662
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:53,588
- [Arlo] Yes, I did, Scottie.
1663
00:58:53,588 --> 00:58:55,624
- Hey Arlo, I've been
standing here the whole time.
1664
00:58:55,624 --> 00:58:57,374
She hasn't just let him stay.
1665
00:58:57,374 --> 00:59:00,156
- [Arlo] She texted him, Magnolia.
1666
00:59:00,156 --> 00:59:01,573
Scottie, come on.
1667
00:59:02,703 --> 00:59:03,807
- Scottie, how are you?
1668
00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:05,008
I want you to meet someone.
1669
00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:07,660
This is Rachel my producer.
1670
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:09,367
Rachel, this is Scottie.
1671
00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:10,608
- Hi Rachel.
1672
00:59:10,608 --> 00:59:11,962
- Hi Scottie.
1673
00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:15,122
- Scottie, we're, I know this is hard
1674
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:18,112
for you to fathom because
of your challenges,
1675
00:59:18,112 --> 00:59:19,886
but we're making a movie.
1676
00:59:19,886 --> 00:59:21,256
I'd love to have you involved.
1677
00:59:21,256 --> 00:59:22,635
I think you'd be,
1678
00:59:22,635 --> 00:59:23,513
- The lead.
1679
00:59:23,513 --> 00:59:26,237
We've had so many
problems finding our lead.
1680
00:59:26,237 --> 00:59:27,070
- [Arlo] We gotta go.
1681
00:59:27,070 --> 00:59:27,972
His mom want him back home.
1682
00:59:27,972 --> 00:59:30,322
- But, he's so cute, and I love him.
1683
00:59:30,322 --> 00:59:32,099
- I could stay.
1684
00:59:32,099 --> 00:59:32,932
- He can stay.
1685
00:59:32,932 --> 00:59:34,709
Listen how 'bout just long enough for him
1686
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,209
to hear a little bit about the story.
1687
00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:39,142
(muttering)
1688
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,053
- [Arlo] Oh really?
1689
00:59:40,053 --> 00:59:41,511
Back off!
1690
00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:43,108
- Hey Dice.
1691
00:59:43,108 --> 00:59:44,550
- Back off, bitch.
1692
00:59:44,550 --> 00:59:45,709
(smacking)
1693
00:59:45,709 --> 00:59:46,542
(yelling)
1694
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:48,792
(smacking)
1695
00:59:49,944 --> 00:59:51,923
- [Arlo] Hey come on, he needs sternness.
1696
00:59:51,923 --> 00:59:54,498
- Here, take my card.
1697
00:59:54,498 --> 00:59:56,210
- But, I wanted to keep him.
1698
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,345
- That's a lot of sternness, young man.
1699
00:59:58,345 --> 00:59:59,257
- It's a little too much.
1700
00:59:59,257 --> 01:00:01,756
- I don't think anyone
needs that much stern-itude.
1701
01:00:01,756 --> 01:00:02,946
- You can be stern with me.
1702
01:00:02,946 --> 01:00:03,920
- Yes, later on.
1703
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,253
I haven't eaten.
1704
01:00:07,592 --> 01:00:08,651
- [Moses' Girlfriend]
I hope he comes back.
1705
01:00:08,651 --> 01:00:09,484
- No, he probably won't.
1706
01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:10,620
Not without his caretaker.
1707
01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:12,913
What's up with that swarthy guy?
1708
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,934
- He creeps me out.
1709
01:00:13,934 --> 01:00:16,148
- Yeah totally, it's a gift.
1710
01:00:16,148 --> 01:00:18,315
Let's go get some quiche.
1711
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,148
- [Scottie] Arlo.
1712
01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:20,027
- I can't believe you lied to me!
1713
01:00:20,027 --> 01:00:21,486
How am I ever gonna talk to her again?
1714
01:00:21,486 --> 01:00:22,545
Do me a favor, lose my number.
1715
01:00:22,545 --> 01:00:23,405
We're done!
1716
01:00:23,405 --> 01:00:24,238
- Dude.
1717
01:00:33,254 --> 01:00:34,961
- You're a fucking asshole, okay!
1718
01:00:34,961 --> 01:00:36,265
I'm serious, don't ever talk to again.
1719
01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:37,098
We're done.
1720
01:00:37,098 --> 01:00:37,931
I'm serious.
1721
01:00:37,931 --> 01:00:39,598
You're a mess, dude.
1722
01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:50,791
(car peeling out)
1723
01:01:00,808 --> 01:01:03,565
(dramatic music)
1724
01:01:03,565 --> 01:01:05,726
- Scottie, what are you doing?
1725
01:01:05,726 --> 01:01:06,559
- Nothing.
1726
01:01:07,949 --> 01:01:09,829
- You're not even dressed for the show.
1727
01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:10,915
- Oh shit.
1728
01:01:10,915 --> 01:01:12,813
Oh yeah, the show.
1729
01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:14,063
- I'll be back.
1730
01:01:15,523 --> 01:01:16,541
Here.
1731
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:17,415
- Another one?
1732
01:01:17,415 --> 01:01:21,582
- [Alex] This is not the
company I want to be seen with.
1733
01:01:23,904 --> 01:01:24,917
Now get up.
1734
01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:26,151
I want to see your dance moves.
1735
01:01:26,151 --> 01:01:28,449
- I feel so much better.
1736
01:01:28,449 --> 01:01:32,616
- I don't want to be seen
with a flacid penis tonight.
1737
01:01:35,531 --> 01:01:37,031
Is this real life?
1738
01:01:38,735 --> 01:01:39,753
Okay just stay still.
1739
01:01:39,753 --> 01:01:40,753
- All right.
1740
01:01:41,762 --> 01:01:44,262
- Just barely, feel the music.
1741
01:01:45,523 --> 01:01:46,773
Feel the music.
1742
01:01:48,915 --> 01:01:49,748
All right?
1743
01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:52,391
- I fucking went for it,
you know what I'm saying?
1744
01:01:52,391 --> 01:01:54,345
And, if Arlo doesn't
understand that, then fuck him.
1745
01:01:54,345 --> 01:01:55,232
- Yeah, fuck him.
1746
01:01:55,232 --> 01:01:56,799
That took balls, baby.
1747
01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:00,413
I didn't think you had
something like that in you.
1748
01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:01,564
Go get dressed.
1749
01:02:01,564 --> 01:02:03,916
It's time for the show.
1750
01:02:03,916 --> 01:02:06,333
(club music)
1751
01:02:37,899 --> 01:02:39,957
- Hey, is that your girlfriend over there?
1752
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,483
- No, it's not.
1753
01:02:41,483 --> 01:02:43,725
It's my girlfriend's twin sister.
1754
01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:44,785
- What, twin?
1755
01:02:44,785 --> 01:02:45,618
- Identical.
1756
01:02:45,618 --> 01:02:47,201
- Okay, I could not do that.
1757
01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:48,662
I could not date a twin.
1758
01:02:48,662 --> 01:02:50,711
Once I dated a dude who just had a brother
1759
01:02:50,711 --> 01:02:53,975
hotter than him, and I
fucked my whole life up,
1760
01:02:53,975 --> 01:02:57,542
and it was so awesome, great sex.
1761
01:02:57,542 --> 01:02:58,375
- Really?
1762
01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,502
- That's all I will say.
1763
01:02:59,502 --> 01:03:00,960
Worth it.
1764
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,793
Fucked my whole life up, worth it.
1765
01:03:05,277 --> 01:03:07,987
And, you like her a little, don't you?
1766
01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:11,370
- No, I mean definitely she's sexy.
1767
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,537
But, like nah.
1768
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,806
- Okay.
1769
01:03:16,806 --> 01:03:18,350
Well where's her sister then?
1770
01:03:18,350 --> 01:03:19,531
- She's out of town.
1771
01:03:19,531 --> 01:03:20,602
- She's out of town.
1772
01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:23,369
It's just you two in
the club, getting drunk.
1773
01:03:23,369 --> 01:03:26,959
You're gonna try to bang her, aren't you?
1774
01:03:26,959 --> 01:03:29,358
♫ I don't think you like
your girlfriend at all
1775
01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:32,413
♫ And I think you should
bang that bad bitch
1776
01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:34,044
♫ Oh my God, she's so hot
1777
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:35,973
♫ Oh my God
1778
01:03:35,973 --> 01:03:37,556
Bang her, bang her.
1779
01:03:38,854 --> 01:03:40,937
- Yeah I should bang her.
1780
01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:45,250
- You should bang that.
1781
01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:47,667
(club music)
1782
01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:56,033
- I'm really sorry about what happened.
1783
01:03:57,955 --> 01:03:59,546
- [Arlo] Let's do some meditating.
1784
01:03:59,546 --> 01:04:00,379
- Okay.
1785
01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:07,363
Why do you think all
this is happening to me?
1786
01:04:07,363 --> 01:04:10,196
- [Arlo] Let's do some meditating.
1787
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,338
- What are your thoughts?
1788
01:04:17,338 --> 01:04:18,838
- I've done all this work to get you
1789
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,795
where you need to be spiritually,
1790
01:04:20,795 --> 01:04:23,208
but you're building weak foundations.
1791
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:24,249
- What should I build them on?
1792
01:04:24,249 --> 01:04:26,216
- I can't tell you.
1793
01:04:26,216 --> 01:04:28,906
- Do you know the answer though?
1794
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,946
- You have to figure this out.
1795
01:04:30,946 --> 01:04:32,042
- Okay, thank you, Arlo.
1796
01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:33,660
Thank you.
1797
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:34,966
That's great.
1798
01:04:34,966 --> 01:04:37,133
- I have to teach a class.
1799
01:04:39,389 --> 01:04:41,972
(guitar music)
1800
01:05:01,601 --> 01:05:03,851
(knocking)
1801
01:05:11,017 --> 01:05:12,027
- You seen Alex?
1802
01:05:12,027 --> 01:05:15,030
- She left early for
California this morning.
1803
01:05:15,030 --> 01:05:17,879
She said you left her last
night and didn't say goodbye.
1804
01:05:17,879 --> 01:05:20,162
Were you drunk or something?
1805
01:05:20,162 --> 01:05:22,326
- I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
1806
01:05:22,326 --> 01:05:23,721
This isn't fucking right.
1807
01:05:23,721 --> 01:05:24,989
I don't think I'm in any state to be
1808
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,529
in a relationship, Ebby.
1809
01:05:26,529 --> 01:05:28,890
And, here's the thing,
all right, if your sister
1810
01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:30,209
would've wanted to hook
up with me last night,
1811
01:05:30,209 --> 01:05:31,042
I think I'd have done it.
1812
01:05:31,042 --> 01:05:31,875
I think I'd have done it.
1813
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,495
I'm sorry, that's fucking wrong.
1814
01:05:33,495 --> 01:05:35,623
- Well didn't you walk out on her?
1815
01:05:35,623 --> 01:05:36,580
- Yeah.
1816
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:37,844
- Well obviously you didn't do anything.
1817
01:05:37,844 --> 01:05:40,034
So why are you even telling me this.
1818
01:05:40,034 --> 01:05:41,512
- Cause I don't wanna
waste your time anymore.
1819
01:05:41,512 --> 01:05:44,516
It's unlikely I'm every
gonna hit this year deadline.
1820
01:05:44,516 --> 01:05:48,622
It's honestly unlikely I'm ever
gonna get my shit together.
1821
01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:51,455
- Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
1822
01:05:52,455 --> 01:05:56,046
Oh my God, are you breaking up with me?
1823
01:05:56,046 --> 01:05:56,879
Really?
1824
01:06:02,352 --> 01:06:05,435
(sad dramatic music)
1825
01:06:19,305 --> 01:06:21,222
- Scottie, hey Scottie.
1826
01:06:25,531 --> 01:06:27,893
You can't take it so hard, man.
1827
01:06:27,893 --> 01:06:29,342
- It's not just Moses, man.
1828
01:06:29,342 --> 01:06:32,250
It's everything, you know what I mean?
1829
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:34,417
I'm a fucking loser, Dick.
1830
01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:37,263
- You throwing a pity party right now?
1831
01:06:37,263 --> 01:06:38,680
- Dick, I'm lost.
1832
01:06:40,516 --> 01:06:43,658
Scottie, I ever tell you
what Brando said to me
1833
01:06:43,658 --> 01:06:45,195
on that flight to Paris?
1834
01:06:45,195 --> 01:06:47,062
- Yeah, he said close the window.
1835
01:06:47,062 --> 01:06:49,039
- No, not that.
1836
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,780
I mean he said that, yeah.
1837
01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:53,383
But, he told me something else too.
1838
01:06:53,383 --> 01:06:56,883
I was just a young kid, man, just like you
1839
01:06:57,842 --> 01:07:01,248
searching for something,
lost in the world.
1840
01:07:01,248 --> 01:07:02,896
He looked me in the eyes, and do you know
1841
01:07:02,896 --> 01:07:03,942
what he said?
1842
01:07:03,942 --> 01:07:07,101
He said, "If you want to
make it in this business,
1843
01:07:07,101 --> 01:07:10,939
"you gotta believe in
yourself first, Dick."
1844
01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,551
- Brando said that?
1845
01:07:12,551 --> 01:07:16,605
- You need to go to New Orleans, Scottie.
1846
01:07:16,605 --> 01:07:18,203
- Man, New Orleans, I don't know.
1847
01:07:18,203 --> 01:07:20,198
I'm just gonna be fucking
lost in New Orleans, Dick.
1848
01:07:20,198 --> 01:07:24,037
- Everybody's lost in this
crazy, brutal world, man.
1849
01:07:24,037 --> 01:07:28,204
But, it's being lost with
hope that gives you a chance.
1850
01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:32,816
- Lost with hope, I like that.
1851
01:07:33,805 --> 01:07:35,004
- Get your fucking foot off my lap.
1852
01:07:35,004 --> 01:07:37,155
I think you know what to do.
1853
01:07:37,155 --> 01:07:38,187
- [Dick] You believe in yourself, Scottie?
1854
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:39,020
- I do.
1855
01:07:39,932 --> 01:07:41,265
Thank you, Dick.
1856
01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:44,088
- I love you, man.
1857
01:07:44,088 --> 01:07:45,205
- I love you, Dick.
1858
01:07:45,205 --> 01:07:46,600
- You're a prince.
1859
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,515
Give me a kiss.
1860
01:07:47,515 --> 01:07:49,098
- Thank you.
1861
01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:49,931
I love you too.
1862
01:07:49,931 --> 01:07:51,101
I love you.
1863
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,265
What are you doing?
1864
01:07:52,265 --> 01:07:53,098
- I'm gonna kiss you one time.
1865
01:07:53,098 --> 01:07:54,351
- Dick, what are you doing?
1866
01:07:54,351 --> 01:07:55,184
(laughing)
1867
01:07:55,184 --> 01:07:56,024
What are you doing, Dick?
1868
01:07:56,024 --> 01:07:57,168
Are you trying to kiss me?
1869
01:07:57,168 --> 01:07:58,001
- Is that awkward?
1870
01:07:58,001 --> 01:08:00,207
- Get the fuck outta here.
1871
01:08:00,207 --> 01:08:04,374
- [Dick] Okay, just looking
at your eyes for awhile.
1872
01:08:05,278 --> 01:08:06,450
Love you, Scottie.
1873
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:07,700
- Love you too.
1874
01:08:08,603 --> 01:08:11,186
(guitar music)
1875
01:08:25,117 --> 01:08:25,950
I'm Scottie.
1876
01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:26,970
You were gonna cast me in your film.
1877
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,735
I came by the other day.
1878
01:08:29,735 --> 01:08:30,568
- Yeah.
1879
01:08:32,068 --> 01:08:33,620
It's nice.
1880
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:35,140
Have you met Bungie.
1881
01:08:35,140 --> 01:08:36,307
She's a clown.
1882
01:08:37,276 --> 01:08:38,795
- Blue.
1883
01:08:38,795 --> 01:08:40,212
- Not bad, right?
1884
01:08:42,877 --> 01:08:43,877
That's nice.
1885
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,246
That's real nice.
1886
01:08:47,385 --> 01:08:49,997
So mister actor, what can I do for you?
1887
01:08:49,997 --> 01:08:51,261
- Look I'm sorry, all right?
1888
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,444
I'm really sorry about that,
but I want this role, Moses.
1889
01:08:54,444 --> 01:08:55,777
- I mean this is a great role.
1890
01:08:55,777 --> 01:08:57,813
I mean this is gonna be obviously because
1891
01:08:57,813 --> 01:08:59,524
it's Moses Duval.
1892
01:08:59,524 --> 01:09:02,513
It's gonna be Oscar nominated, the movie,
1893
01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:05,452
the role, I mean it's a career maker,
1894
01:09:05,452 --> 01:09:06,678
and wouldn't that be just like me
1895
01:09:06,678 --> 01:09:09,434
to take an absolute no name
from fucking Austin, Texas,
1896
01:09:09,434 --> 01:09:11,571
put him in the role of his career?
1897
01:09:11,571 --> 01:09:12,760
- Yeah.
1898
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,117
- I've got a compass inside me.
1899
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:16,363
It's like a little
inner ticker, all right?
1900
01:09:16,363 --> 01:09:19,723
I gotta go, like gravity's
pull, wherever attracts me.
1901
01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:21,036
Do you understand?
1902
01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:23,123
It's gotta come from a
place of authenticity.
1903
01:09:23,123 --> 01:09:24,954
I need to actually have somebody
that's actually phisically
1904
01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,078
or intellectually challenged.
1905
01:09:27,078 --> 01:09:28,265
- I can do this role.
1906
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,376
I've been studying acting my whole life.
1907
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,153
This is my passion Moses.
1908
01:09:33,153 --> 01:09:35,161
This is what makes me want to live.
1909
01:09:35,161 --> 01:09:37,771
This is what gives me my breath, Moses.
1910
01:09:37,771 --> 01:09:39,181
Please if you just give me a chance,
1911
01:09:39,181 --> 01:09:41,596
and you just give me
this role, I promise you,
1912
01:09:41,596 --> 01:09:44,929
I promise you, I will do an amazing job.
1913
01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:50,236
- You got it.
1914
01:09:50,236 --> 01:09:51,738
- I got the role?
1915
01:09:51,738 --> 01:09:53,369
- No, you don't have the role,
1916
01:09:53,369 --> 01:09:55,308
but you do have an energy I like.
1917
01:09:55,308 --> 01:09:58,310
You know you're a chronic bullshitter,
1918
01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:01,259
and that's what this
business is all about.
1919
01:10:01,259 --> 01:10:03,857
I'm sure somewhere down the line I'll have
1920
01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:06,104
a position for you.
1921
01:10:06,104 --> 01:10:09,104
You have a lot of genuine potential.
1922
01:10:10,302 --> 01:10:12,525
You wouldn't be here right
now if I didn't think
1923
01:10:12,525 --> 01:10:13,726
that was the case.
1924
01:10:13,726 --> 01:10:14,756
Do you understand?
1925
01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,324
- Yeah.
1926
01:10:16,324 --> 01:10:17,915
- You wanna do me a huge favor?
1927
01:10:17,915 --> 01:10:18,748
- [Scottie] Yeah.
1928
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,703
- You see that towel over there?
1929
01:10:20,703 --> 01:10:22,383
- Put it over there.
1930
01:10:22,383 --> 01:10:23,216
The towel?
1931
01:10:23,216 --> 01:10:24,674
- Yeah.
1932
01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:27,007
Blue usually runs my towels.
1933
01:10:28,831 --> 01:10:29,720
She's wonderful.
1934
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,497
She makes a great Mai
Thai, and she's not a bad
1935
01:10:32,497 --> 01:10:34,179
little mime.
1936
01:10:34,179 --> 01:10:37,193
Just get her to shut her fucking mouth.
1937
01:10:37,193 --> 01:10:38,225
Wanna do me another favor?
1938
01:10:38,225 --> 01:10:39,058
- Sure, anything yeah.
1939
01:10:39,058 --> 01:10:40,811
- You need to get the
fuck off my property.
1940
01:10:40,811 --> 01:10:42,281
- All right, yeah.
1941
01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:44,433
- Do you understand about
all the things I've said?
1942
01:10:44,433 --> 01:10:46,394
- Could you just tell Magnolia that Arlo
1943
01:10:46,394 --> 01:10:48,229
didn't know anything
about me coming over here
1944
01:10:48,229 --> 01:10:49,479
and doing that?
1945
01:10:50,964 --> 01:10:52,830
- I'll make that a priority.
1946
01:10:52,830 --> 01:10:55,413
(guitar music)
1947
01:10:56,810 --> 01:10:57,647
- New Orleans huh?
1948
01:10:57,647 --> 01:10:58,483
So what'd he say?
1949
01:10:58,483 --> 01:11:01,236
He say anything else about
your whole character thing?
1950
01:11:01,236 --> 01:11:03,377
- Actually he said I was a good actor,
1951
01:11:03,377 --> 01:11:05,850
and that he wants to work with me one day.
1952
01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:07,717
- Whoa, that's amazing.
1953
01:11:07,717 --> 01:11:08,550
- I know.
1954
01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:09,581
- I've been tell you you're a good actor.
1955
01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:11,277
You just gotta believe in yourself.
1956
01:11:11,277 --> 01:11:12,360
Faith, faith.
1957
01:11:13,576 --> 01:11:15,640
That's your issue, bro.
1958
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,679
But, that's amazing.
1959
01:11:17,679 --> 01:11:19,012
What about Ebby?
1960
01:11:20,367 --> 01:11:23,284
- You know I broke it off with her.
1961
01:11:24,420 --> 01:11:25,839
- Why?
1962
01:11:25,839 --> 01:11:28,470
- Cause I'm just in no state to be
1963
01:11:28,470 --> 01:11:30,109
in a relationship right now.
1964
01:11:30,109 --> 01:11:31,165
- Says who?
1965
01:11:31,165 --> 01:11:32,481
- Says my bank account.
1966
01:11:32,481 --> 01:11:34,207
- You need a bank account to be in love?
1967
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:35,040
- What do you mean?
1968
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:35,873
What am I gonna say?
1969
01:11:35,873 --> 01:11:38,423
Hey, I don't know what
I'm doing with my career
1970
01:11:38,423 --> 01:11:40,734
or my life, and I know
you want to have kids
1971
01:11:40,734 --> 01:11:42,271
and a family one day, but
if you could just wait
1972
01:11:42,271 --> 01:11:43,632
for me to get my shit together.
1973
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,292
It might be a year.
1974
01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:46,466
It might be 20 years.
1975
01:11:46,466 --> 01:11:47,403
It might never happen.
1976
01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:48,733
I mean, dude, come on.
1977
01:11:48,733 --> 01:11:51,096
- No, I don't think you should say that.
1978
01:11:51,096 --> 01:11:54,646
I think you should say,
listen from my heart
1979
01:11:54,646 --> 01:11:56,954
what I want to tell you is I got something
1980
01:11:56,954 --> 01:11:58,655
I'm really passionate about,
and it's something I love.
1981
01:11:58,655 --> 01:12:00,062
And, it's who I am.
1982
01:12:00,062 --> 01:12:00,895
It's what I do.
1983
01:12:00,895 --> 01:12:02,194
I don't want to live life with regrets.
1984
01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:05,131
I doubt she wants you to
life life with regrets.
1985
01:12:05,131 --> 01:12:06,668
You say listen even if
I do this my whole life,
1986
01:12:06,668 --> 01:12:08,725
and I never make it, I'll still find a way
1987
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,035
to hold up my end of the
bargain whatever bargain
1988
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:12,165
we make.
1989
01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:15,158
And, I'll you know, I'll
find a way to carry my load.
1990
01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:16,569
You tell her you love her.
1991
01:12:16,569 --> 01:12:17,902
Do you love her?
1992
01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:20,994
- Yeah.
1993
01:12:20,994 --> 01:12:24,073
- Have you told her you love her?
1994
01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:24,906
- Kind of.
1995
01:12:26,723 --> 01:12:27,975
- Kinda?
1996
01:12:27,975 --> 01:12:31,308
Maybe think about tell her how you feel.
1997
01:12:32,690 --> 01:12:33,523
- Yeah.
1998
01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,940
- Well get on the road, why
don't you give me a hug?
1999
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:37,330
Come on in, buddy.
2000
01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:39,158
I know you don't like these hugs.
2001
01:12:39,158 --> 01:12:40,594
- I'm sorry, man.
2002
01:12:40,594 --> 01:12:41,730
- It's all right, don't sweat it, man.
2003
01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:43,124
It was entertaining.
2004
01:12:43,124 --> 01:12:44,209
I'm proud of you.
2005
01:12:44,209 --> 01:12:45,042
- Good.
2006
01:12:45,042 --> 01:12:45,875
- You're giving off good energy.
2007
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,463
- I'm actually gonna bask in this energy,
2008
01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:48,307
what you're leaving behind.
2009
01:12:48,307 --> 01:12:50,277
It's pretty nice.
2010
01:12:50,277 --> 01:12:53,610
(dramatic guitar music)
2011
01:13:23,596 --> 01:13:25,846
(knocking)
2012
01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,640
- Just let me talk to
you for a minute, okay?
2013
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,214
Can you come outside?
2014
01:13:34,214 --> 01:13:36,062
I want to show you something.
2015
01:13:36,062 --> 01:13:39,395
(dramatic guitar music)
2016
01:13:41,295 --> 01:13:42,902
Come on.
2017
01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:44,548
- [Ebby] Isn't that you car.
2018
01:13:44,548 --> 01:13:45,965
- [Scottie] Yeah.
2019
01:13:46,935 --> 01:13:50,224
- Why is there a suitcase on it?
2020
01:13:50,224 --> 01:13:52,819
- Look I'm gonna do
this acting thing, okay?
2021
01:13:52,819 --> 01:13:53,682
'Cause it's who I am.
2022
01:13:53,682 --> 01:13:54,922
It's what I love.
2023
01:13:54,922 --> 01:13:57,727
But, I promise you that I will hold up
2024
01:13:57,727 --> 01:14:00,849
whatever end of my bargain that we make
2025
01:14:00,849 --> 01:14:04,375
you know if you want to
make a bargain with me.
2026
01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:07,047
But, I'm going to New Orleans.
2027
01:14:07,047 --> 01:14:09,879
I want you to come with me.
2028
01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:11,290
- When?
2029
01:14:11,290 --> 01:14:12,123
- Now.
2030
01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,234
- You think I can just
hop in your car and drive
2031
01:14:15,234 --> 01:14:16,484
to New Orleans.
2032
01:14:18,779 --> 01:14:22,176
- I mean yeah I guess I
didn't think about it.
2033
01:14:22,176 --> 01:14:23,389
I mean yeah.
2034
01:14:23,389 --> 01:14:25,427
- No, I have a life and responsibilities
2035
01:14:25,427 --> 01:14:27,333
I have to tend to.
2036
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,500
- So this is the end then?
2037
01:14:31,703 --> 01:14:33,953
- No, I can come visit you.
2038
01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:38,811
Hopefully even in the next few months.
2039
01:14:40,174 --> 01:14:41,362
- Okay, I'm gonna go then.
2040
01:14:41,362 --> 01:14:43,402
I'm gonna go to New Orleans.
2041
01:14:43,402 --> 01:14:46,069
(country music)
2042
01:14:53,148 --> 01:14:54,116
I'm gonna go.
2043
01:14:54,116 --> 01:14:57,026
- So you wanna come in and
do a little love making
2044
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:58,266
before you go?
2045
01:14:58,266 --> 01:15:01,374
- Yeah I do, I really do,
but I'm not gonna do that
2046
01:15:01,374 --> 01:15:05,541
because I want to show you that
I'm not sexually motivated.
2047
01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:08,630
- Okay.
2048
01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:12,166
- Okay, so I'm gonna go to New Orleans.
2049
01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:14,833
(country music)
2050
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:20,638
I mean what's an hour?
2051
01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:22,499
- It's nothing.
2052
01:15:22,499 --> 01:15:24,479
- Right, I'm not perfect.
2053
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,660
- No, you're not.
2054
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,199
A little love making will be good for you.
2055
01:15:28,199 --> 01:15:29,041
- It will.
2056
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,169
- [Ebby] Or, it'll be
better with my sister.
2057
01:15:31,169 --> 01:15:32,765
- [Scottie] That is so wrong.
2058
01:15:32,765 --> 01:15:33,924
- [Ebby] Is it?
2059
01:15:33,924 --> 01:15:35,048
- [Scottie] I guess I deserve it.
2060
01:15:35,048 --> 01:15:36,325
- [Ebby] You know your life
would be so much better
2061
01:15:36,325 --> 01:15:38,306
if you just kept your life shut.
2062
01:15:38,306 --> 01:15:39,694
- [Scottie] I know.
2063
01:15:39,694 --> 01:15:43,861
♫ Yeah, honey you're my best friend
2064
01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:53,957
♫ I got a desk 'cause it feels so good now
2065
01:15:58,228 --> 01:16:01,395
♫ Dance with me, baby
2066
01:16:10,970 --> 01:16:11,803
(beeping)
2067
01:16:11,803 --> 01:16:12,636
- Hello?
2068
01:16:14,387 --> 01:16:16,578
Papa needs a cocktail.
2069
01:16:16,578 --> 01:16:19,608
- Are you sure you don't
wanna stay and eat?
2070
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:21,858
(laughing)
2071
01:16:23,734 --> 01:16:25,112
- This little piggy stayed home.
2072
01:16:25,112 --> 01:16:26,914
You like this don't you?
2073
01:16:26,914 --> 01:16:29,570
- [Woman Off Camera] Mark.
2074
01:16:29,570 --> 01:16:30,903
(moaning)
2075
01:16:30,903 --> 01:16:31,933
(muttering)
2076
01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:32,951
(laughing)
2077
01:16:32,951 --> 01:16:35,016
- Help me I don't know
my right and my left.
2078
01:16:35,016 --> 01:16:37,600
- [Man Off Camera] It's all in the feet.
2079
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:38,858
- [Scottie] You ready?
2080
01:16:38,858 --> 01:16:40,112
- [Man Off Camera] Let's
see your pterodactyl face.
2081
01:16:40,112 --> 01:16:42,284
(screeching)
2082
01:16:42,284 --> 01:16:43,215
Cut.
2083
01:16:43,215 --> 01:16:46,848
- Is that a reference to the vagina?
2084
01:16:46,848 --> 01:16:47,890
- Is it?
2085
01:16:47,890 --> 01:16:49,772
(laughing)
2086
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,168
- Vagina.
2087
01:16:51,168 --> 01:16:52,892
- There are celebrities
coming out of the woodwork
2088
01:16:52,892 --> 01:16:55,082
just for little day
player roles on this one.
2089
01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:57,210
I heard Tom Cruise is
gonna be a store clerk.
2090
01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:59,129
Kevin Bacon's gonna be some type of priest
2091
01:16:59,129 --> 01:17:00,041
with a bum leg.
2092
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:02,106
Michael Cera is gonna play a tiny baby.
2093
01:17:02,106 --> 01:17:05,576
Jimmy Super Fly Snuka
is gonna be in this one.
2094
01:17:05,576 --> 01:17:06,409
- I want Scottie.
2095
01:17:06,409 --> 01:17:07,985
- [Arlo] I sorry he needs some sternness.
2096
01:17:07,985 --> 01:17:09,581
- Hey well take me card.
2097
01:17:09,581 --> 01:17:10,897
- But, I love him.
2098
01:17:10,897 --> 01:17:12,536
- I know I like him too.
2099
01:17:12,536 --> 01:17:13,369
- He's perfect.
2100
01:17:13,369 --> 01:17:14,202
- He's ideal.
2101
01:17:14,202 --> 01:17:15,551
But, that other guy is hostile.
2102
01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:19,104
- It's Moses fucking Duval
that we're talking about here.
2103
01:17:19,104 --> 01:17:20,970
When he gets a vision, he sticks to it.
2104
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,946
- I bet he's not SAG.
2105
01:17:22,946 --> 01:17:24,322
- I bet he's not SAG.
2106
01:17:24,322 --> 01:17:25,465
- Man, he can't fold paper.
2107
01:17:25,465 --> 01:17:26,577
- I wonder where his parents are?
2108
01:17:26,577 --> 01:17:28,764
- The guy was a professional
magician at the age of 10.
2109
01:17:28,764 --> 01:17:29,696
- Bring him back.
2110
01:17:29,696 --> 01:17:31,124
I want to tell him a little
more about the story.
2111
01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:32,561
It's a line I just dropped,
and I'd like to bring
2112
01:17:32,561 --> 01:17:33,763
it back in there.
2113
01:17:33,763 --> 01:17:34,825
- He broke my nail.
2114
01:17:34,825 --> 01:17:36,130
- [Man Off Camera] Then the storyline.
2115
01:17:36,130 --> 01:17:39,130
- This little piggy had a rough day.
2116
01:17:40,410 --> 01:17:43,828
And, this little piggy had none.
2117
01:17:43,828 --> 01:17:45,388
And, this little piggy
got in the car and went
2118
01:17:45,388 --> 01:17:46,638
to New Orleans.
2119
01:17:51,671 --> 01:17:54,849
♫ My little baby said
that you're my friend
2120
01:17:54,849 --> 01:17:57,591
♫ I want to love you till it never ends
2121
01:17:57,591 --> 01:18:00,091
♫ I said yeah
2122
01:18:01,591 --> 01:18:03,508
♫ Yeah
2123
01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:09,197
♫ Yeah honey you're my best friend
2124
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:18,156
- [Man] One, two, three
2125
01:18:25,854 --> 01:18:29,687
♫ Well I've fallen for a girl
2126
01:18:30,765 --> 01:18:34,432
♫ She don't want me anymore
2127
01:18:35,947 --> 01:18:38,308
♫ I'm so lonesome
2128
01:18:38,308 --> 01:18:40,623
♫ I could hang
2129
01:18:40,623 --> 01:18:43,456
♫ My head and cry
2130
01:18:45,670 --> 01:18:48,293
♫ She was my darling
2131
01:18:48,293 --> 01:18:50,839
♫ My only love
2132
01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:53,229
♫ And, now she's all
2133
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,205
♫ I'm thinking of
2134
01:18:56,205 --> 01:18:58,436
♫ And, now she's gone
2135
01:18:58,436 --> 01:19:01,055
♫ And left with hope
2136
01:19:01,055 --> 01:19:03,472
♫ I hear she's with
2137
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:05,897
♫ Somebody new
2138
01:19:05,897 --> 01:19:08,901
♫ I'm so lonesome
2139
01:19:08,901 --> 01:19:11,026
♫ I could hang
2140
01:19:11,026 --> 01:19:13,275
♫ My head and cry
2141
01:19:13,275 --> 01:19:15,942
♫ Cry, cry, cry
2142
01:19:18,584 --> 01:19:21,251
♫ Cry, cry, cry
2143
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,367
(wind chimes ringing)
2144
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,465
- I would like to ask you, and I know
2145
01:19:41,465 --> 01:19:43,472
this is a controversial one.
2146
01:19:43,472 --> 01:19:47,555
Why the decision to have
a blind cinematographer.
2147
01:19:53,515 --> 01:19:54,765
- Like a chive.
2148
01:19:56,388 --> 01:19:57,428
- [TV Interviewer] I think you're okay.
2149
01:19:57,428 --> 01:19:58,261
- Yeah.
2150
01:20:02,483 --> 01:20:04,413
(tongue clicking)
2151
01:20:04,413 --> 01:20:06,996
(guitar music)
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