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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,670 - As an artist, you're always chasing your heroes. 2 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,460 I remember what it was like watching 3 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:12,582 "Bring the--fuckin'--Pain," 4 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,127 and now I got a special, 5 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:16,578 and there's an eight-year-old watching that special, 6 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:18,917 and it ain't "Bring the Pain," you know? 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,290 That's the worst feeling in the world, man. 8 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,745 So that's in your brain as an artist all the time. 9 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:27,924 All you think about is how much better your heroes have been. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,210 [church bell rings] 11 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,877 [voice singing chant] 12 00:00:36,959 --> 00:00:44,169 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,828 Bless me Father, I have sinned. 14 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:51,787 - When was your last confession? 15 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,705 - Um...never. 16 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,172 I'm not really Catholic, per se. 17 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,880 Just always wanted to try this. 18 00:00:57,959 --> 00:00:59,209 - Well, that's okay. 19 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,081 All are welcome in the house of God. 20 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,166 - This is dope. 21 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,290 How come Catholic churches are so nice? 22 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:07,325 I've never seen, like, a poor Catholic church. 23 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:08,957 - Thank you. 24 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:10,881 Well, it is the Lord's house, so you want it to look nice. 25 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,499 - You know, my mother's always trying to get me to go 26 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,293 to her church, but it is not nice like this. 27 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,785 This is ni-- you guys got privacy. 28 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:20,455 - I'm so happy to have brother Michael 29 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:23,082 testifying for us today. 30 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,036 I want you all to lift him up in prayer. 31 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,995 [indistinct voices] - Yeah, thanks, y'all. 32 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:30,673 The brother is going through a whole lot of stress 33 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,670 right now. 34 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,290 He's doing a stand-up special 35 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:37,325 at Madison Square Garden real soon. 36 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:39,037 There are plenty of tickets left. 37 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,745 - There's a couple tickets left. 38 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:45,544 - I guess his little show ain't really hitting on HBO. 39 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:47,665 - I wouldn't say a little show. 40 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,710 It's a regular size show. 41 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,132 - Oh, forgive me. 42 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:53,328 I meant to say HBO Max, 43 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,457 not the real one. 44 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:56,042 - It's the same-- - Nah, it ain't. 45 00:01:56,125 --> 00:02:00,035 We all have normal HBO, amen? 46 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,495 all: Amen! 47 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:04,833 - Now, I want y'all to support this brother 48 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,537 and his little show. 49 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,125 I've seen it. 50 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,998 It's not for me. 51 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:13,543 I miss "Chappelle's Show." 52 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:16,705 Or "Martin." [laughs] 53 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:20,042 Or, remember "In Living Color"? 54 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:21,575 Can I get an amen? 55 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:22,957 all: Amen! 56 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,381 - Yeah, they're all great shows. 57 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:25,878 It's just, there's room for everybody. 58 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:28,579 - Those brothers had characters. 59 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,037 - I do a different thing. 60 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,325 - I get what you're trying to do. 61 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:34,577 I like "Atlanta." 62 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:37,747 I love "Fleabag." 63 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,214 - "Fleabag"? 64 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:43,461 - But the writing was so strong on those shows. 65 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,542 - Great, you know, I'm gonna take my seat right now. 66 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,495 - His girlfriend left him, you know, 67 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:51,463 so he's drinking alcohol a lot more now. 68 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,082 - Why are you yelling? My mother's-- 69 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,876 - No, don't be ashamed, brother. 70 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:59,539 A lot of people in your family have problems with alcohol. 71 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:00,955 all: Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:04,461 - He told me he can't perform in the bedroom 73 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:07,172 because of his anxiety. 74 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,670 - Well, everybody has anxiety-- 75 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,130 - So he picks a fight, so he can sleep alone 76 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:13,668 and save himself the embarrassment. 77 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:17,130 Mm, my Lord! Isn't that sad, y'all? 78 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,748 - I never told you that, man. 79 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,544 - You didn't have to, brother. 80 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:24,415 God told me. 81 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,580 [RZA's "You Can't Stop Me Now" playing] 82 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:31,997 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:35,463 - ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪ 84 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:38,252 ♪ You can't stop me now ♪ 85 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:42,082 [laughter] 86 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,206 - Yo, when you taping your special? 87 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,711 - Next week, man. 88 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,292 I can't believe I'm taping at Madison Square Garden. 89 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,955 - For sure. - Yeah. 90 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:51,041 - Honestly, I can't believe you're taping there either. 91 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,955 - Well, it's almost sold out, so... 92 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,501 - Word? How? 93 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,503 - Whatchu mean how? I got my own show on HBO! 94 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:59,213 - HBO Max. - It's the same shit, man. 95 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:00,711 - Well, all I'm saying, I'm a little surprised. 96 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,252 That's a lot of tickets to push, bro. 97 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,883 - Yo, you should do Rogan and promote it on air. 98 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,329 - Yeah, yeah, you should. - A podcast? 99 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,787 You want me to promote it on a podcast? 100 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,285 I'm on TV every week. 101 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,205 - Yeah, but niggas don't really watch TV like that. 102 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:12,961 - There's no more good shows either. 103 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:14,791 Yo, yo, yo, yo! You know what I miss? 104 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,285 - What's that? - "Fleabag." 105 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:17,705 Remember that show? - With the white girl? 106 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,252 - [both] "'Ello, love." 107 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:20,793 - Ahh! Nigga, shut up. 108 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:22,665 - Nobody talk about you, man. 109 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,460 Nobody talks about you on TV. 110 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,502 - Nobody be talking 'bout you, Che. 111 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:29,003 - So what's troubling you, son? 112 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:32,133 - Everything, son. I don't know where to start. 113 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,788 - Well, why don't we start with today? 114 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,665 - Well, today, honestly, I'm a little hungover. 115 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,170 Was drinking last night. 116 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,420 And a couple nights before that. 117 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,960 Kind of like a shopaholic but with alcohol. 118 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:47,501 That's a little jokey-poo I like to tell. 119 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:48,833 - No, I got it. - Oh, okay. 120 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:50,497 Anyway. 121 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,923 I went out with some friends. We went to this party, right? 122 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 - Man, this shit look bougie as hell. 123 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,213 - I ain't waiting in this long ass line. 124 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:58,711 I'm telling you that now. 125 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,382 - Just tell him you on TV. We'll get right in. 126 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,498 - I don't do that shit, man. Let's go somewhere else. 127 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:03,543 - Why not? This shit is lit. 128 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,915 - Kinda lit though. 129 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,540 - Just go up there, and tell him you was 130 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,285 on "Saturday Night Live," and they let you right in. 131 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,705 - What do you mean "was"? I'm still on the show, nigga. 132 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,132 - Nigga, that shit ain't gon' work. 133 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:12,538 Damn door girl's Black. 134 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,210 - Oh, yeah, we definitely not getting in. 135 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:18,211 - What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 136 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:19,671 - Come on, man, you know Black people 137 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,080 don't watch "Saturday Night Live." 138 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,496 - Exactly. - Yes, they do! 139 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,883 Everybody watch "Saturday Night Live." 140 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:25,879 - Not Black people. - When Migos' on. 141 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,379 All right, I got an idea. 142 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,828 Let's just go to the white bar around the corner. 143 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,247 - Oh, we definitely getting in there. 144 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,083 - Yeah, we are. - Ey man, wait, hold on! 145 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,206 I'm a goddamn TV star! 146 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,671 - Okay. - There you go! 147 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,080 - We gonna get in this Black ass club. 148 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,376 They gonna know who I am. - Manifest, king! 149 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:38,998 - Watch this. - Go ahead, boy! 150 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,003 - Wipe your nose! 151 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:43,003 [dramatic music] 152 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,923 ♪ ♪ 153 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,750 - Hey. 154 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,214 Can I go in? 155 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:50,581 - You don't see the line, nigga? 156 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,504 Yeah, look, I don't like doing this, 157 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,543 but my name's Michael Che, I'm on this show called "Sat--" 158 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,285 - I know. - Oh, you do know who I am? 159 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,035 - And? 160 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:08,632 - And that's the line. - Yep. 161 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:11,499 And it wraps around the block, too. 162 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:12,923 ♪ ♪ 163 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,630 - Okay. 164 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,786 - What happened, star? - Huh? 165 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,995 Uh, I think that's, like, a gay club. 166 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:24,043 - Oh, oh, word? Oh, oh, word. 167 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,875 - Let's go to that other spot you was talking 'bout. 168 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,379 You said there's another place. - What, the white club? 169 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,038 That what you want to go to, right? 170 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,125 - Whatever the color is, man. People is people, man. 171 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,828 Why you always got to make shit about race? 172 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:36,207 - All right, nigga. Just do a fucking podcast, bro. 173 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:38,751 - I don't think she had to be such a jerk about it. 174 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:41,464 It's not even her club. She just worked the door. 175 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:44,632 It was like she took pleasure in shutting me down. 176 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,707 Hello! - I'm still here, son. 177 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:50,462 - All right, son, then say something. 178 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:53,132 - It's confession. I was letting you confess. 179 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:56,788 - Okay, but you could at least ask me some follow-up questions 180 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,205 or something. 181 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,211 Be engaged, man. I'm pouring my heart out here. 182 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,631 - Fine. How did that make you feel? 183 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:04,999 - It made me feel like my story was boring you. 184 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,543 - No, I meant when the door girl 185 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:09,165 wouldn't let you in the party. - Oh, honestly? 186 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,330 Felt like punching her right in the top of her head, 187 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,497 right in the soft spot. 188 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,673 - That's terrible. 189 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,710 - I said "felt like," okay? 190 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,632 Obviously, I wouldn't hit a girl. 191 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,669 I don't want to get canceled by the Liberal media. 192 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,830 Hey, do priests ever have to worry about getting canceled? 193 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:25,577 - No, they just transfer us to another parish. 194 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,417 - [laughs] That's a good one. 195 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,920 - It was right there. I had to. 196 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,420 - Yeah, no, I'ma take that one. 197 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,580 Man, being a priest must be hard. 198 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,327 You gotta be nice to everybody. 199 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:35,997 Don't you ever want to just slap the shit out of somebody? 200 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,333 - Well, we all feel frustration and anger, 201 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,707 if that's what you're asking. 202 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,132 - No, no, no, that's not what I'm asking. 203 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,878 I mean, do you ever want to sock a lady 204 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:46,039 because she made you feel small in front of your friends? 205 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,955 - Miss, I am not trying to argue with you. 206 00:07:48,041 --> 00:07:49,751 - Just ring up my shit. 207 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:51,214 - The sign says ten items or less. 208 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:53,131 You have like 30 items here. 209 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:55,878 - Fuck you! - Ooh! 210 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,379 - Has this ever happened to you? 211 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,208 Crazy lady rocks your shit in public, 212 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,711 and you can't do anything about it? 213 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,332 - I'm calling the cops. 214 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:05,077 - Wow, you really gonna call the police on a lady, dog? 215 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,246 - You snitch ass nigga. 216 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,583 - Fuck 12. - Oh! 217 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,167 You guys are gonna take her side? 218 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,790 - Ring my shit up, bitch. 219 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:13,495 - Yeah, you heard her. Ring that shit up! 220 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,253 - There's got to be a better way. 221 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,713 - Now there is, with the all new HomeGrrl app. 222 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:20,172 The HomeGrrl app lets you order a homegirl 223 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,250 to fight for you when your hands are tied. 224 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,963 - You piece of shit! You want some more? 225 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,325 - HomeGrrl for Shawn? 226 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:30,287 - Yeah, that's me. Could you hit her? 227 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,705 - Yeah. 228 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:35,172 - Wait, I could just go to another register! 229 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,790 - Oh, it's too late for that now, bitch. 230 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,825 [upbeat music] 231 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:41,417 - Thanks, home girl! 232 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,920 - Please rate me five stars. 233 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,210 Come on! [brakes squeal] 234 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:48,581 - I can't believe you hit my car, you dumbass nigga! 235 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:49,747 - What the-- 236 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:51,134 - Yeah, that's what the fuck you get! 237 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,418 - Just one second. - Oh, my--what? 238 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,210 - One second, calm down. Calm down. 239 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:57,671 - These fucking white people-- the fuck is wrong with you? 240 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,830 - Who ordered the HomeGrrl Black? 241 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:01,377 - Oh, right here. - HomeGrrl Black? 242 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,668 - Want some gum or water? - No. 243 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:06,000 - All right, I should be done beating her ass 244 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,253 in about four minutes. 245 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,083 - Oh, oh, shit! 246 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,376 - Thanks, Coco! 247 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,288 [upbeat music] 248 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,125 Thank you, HomeGrrl. 249 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:18,749 - Every good family has one girl that can fight. 250 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,964 That's your job, that one hockey goon. 251 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,331 Some girl bully you? 252 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:24,877 You go call Keisha, 253 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:27,829 and she's already putting up hair in a ponytail, 254 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,287 out the car. 255 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,705 And if she wasn't in your family, 256 00:09:30,792 --> 00:09:31,712 you call your home girl. 257 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,332 You need a home girl. 258 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:36,287 - Son, were you drinking before you came here? 259 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:40,415 - Uh, if you mean, like, water or orange juice, yes. 260 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,000 - I mean alcohol. 261 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,883 - You mean, like, a couple beers for my hangover, 262 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,499 so that I could feel better, uh, sure, I guess. 263 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:48,833 - It's 10:00 a.m. 264 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:50,207 - Okay, it's noon somewhere. 265 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,751 Where you going with all these questions, Father? 266 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,384 - Forget I brought it up. - Thank you. 267 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,378 - Son, you come to confession, and you're not Catholic. 268 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,788 Clearly, something's weighing heavy on your heart. 269 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,825 Just tell me what it is. What brought you down here? 270 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:03,577 - I don't know, son. 271 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,787 I just feel like I'm wasting my career. 272 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,745 I just want to be one of the all-time greats, 273 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:08,754 you know? 274 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,584 Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, 275 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,497 George Carlin, Chris Rock, 276 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,173 Bill C--uh... 277 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,080 Redd Foxx, you know? 278 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,536 Those guys were giants. They were rock stars. 279 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:21,075 And sure, I'm playing Madison Square Garden. 280 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,786 But it's not-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 281 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,745 You're playing Madison Square Garden? 282 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,504 - Yeah. - Really? 283 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,293 - Really. - Just you? 284 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,665 - Yeah, just me. - By yourself? 285 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,880 - Yes, by myself. - Wow. 286 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,999 - What do you mean, "wow"? What's that supposed to mean? 287 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,883 - No, no, nothing. I just... 288 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:39,419 I just remember as a little kid, 289 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,630 seeing Dane Cook sell out the Garden. 290 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,379 He was a star. He was a huge star. 291 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:46,628 - Well, my show's almost sold out, too. 292 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,079 Wait a minute, how old are you? 293 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,706 - No, I'm not trying to take anything away 294 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,542 from what you've achieved, just really surprised. 295 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,205 Wow. 296 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,631 - I have my own show. HBO, man. 297 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:59,999 - HBO Max. - All right, this is-- 298 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,420 - [knocks] Hi. 299 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,920 - Hello, nurse. 300 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,210 [laughs] 301 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:11,001 You remember that? From "Animaniacs"? 302 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,753 - I'll be taking your physical today. 303 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,004 - You can take whatever you want. 304 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,543 - Do you mind taking off your jacket? 305 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:18,825 I'm gonna have to check your blood pressure. 306 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,247 - Of course. 307 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,833 I knew you wanted me to take off something. 308 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:25,417 Why start with that thing? That thing might pop. 309 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,580 You know, I've been working out, you know? 310 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,627 Eating vegetables and praying. 311 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,289 Doing a lot of push-ups, you know. 312 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,375 You eat wings? 313 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,038 No, you give me-- you like plant-based. 314 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,035 You look like a Pisces. 315 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,705 I mean, I don't care nothing about signs, 316 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,712 but I'm a Leo. 317 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:46,422 [laughs] Whoo. 318 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,580 - Okay, before you see the doctor, 319 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,627 I'm gonna have to check your testicles. 320 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,169 - My...my testicles? 321 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,330 - So take off your bottoms, and put on this robe. 322 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,497 - Why would you have to do that? 323 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,923 The doctor-- - Be right back. 324 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,880 Leo, the lion. 325 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:01,789 - No, but-- 326 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:04,625 I mean, it should be an older nurse doing it. 327 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,169 Shit! 328 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,290 Damn, it's 8:00 in the morning. 329 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,705 Okay. 330 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,172 Come on, Kev. Come on, Kev. 331 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,380 Got to get it out. Come on. 332 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,748 Rihanna, Beyonce, Halle Berry, 333 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,084 Issa Rae, 334 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,916 Michelle Obama, with all due respect. 335 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,580 Come on, man. Come on, man. 336 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,037 Any girl, any girl. Last time you had sex. 337 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,785 When the last time you had sex? Damn. 338 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,535 When the last time you had sex? Pornhub, Pornhub, Pornhub. 339 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,995 Pornhub, yes. Damn, no service. 340 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,503 Come on, okay. Heat up, heat up, heat up. 341 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:37,213 She'll see my dick, and then just--she'll tweet about it. 342 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,791 This is gonna be on Black Twitter. 343 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,995 It's gonna be trending. - [knocks] 344 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,003 Hey! 345 00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,044 Okay, gonna need you to lift the robe. 346 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:51,422 - [sighs] 347 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,333 Yo, my bad, yo. 348 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,667 My bad. 349 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,170 [newscast intro music] 350 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,880 - We go now to the Chauncy Hotel, 351 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,749 where NoHo Karen is enraged, 352 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,294 and letting everyone know about it. 353 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,665 - Your freakin' son stole my freakin' phone. 354 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,290 His son has it right there! 355 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,285 - Where? - It's in his diaper! 356 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,825 - My son ain't no damn thief. 357 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,077 - [screams] 358 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,496 - Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? 359 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,713 - No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, I got this. 360 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,752 [upbeat music] 361 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:32,884 ♪ ♪ 362 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,669 [watch chimes] 363 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,830 I'm really sorry about everything. 364 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,457 - Thanks, HomeGrrl. 365 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,245 - People always tell you, "You can't say that 366 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,833 "because kids are watching, 367 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,627 and I don't want my kids seeing that on TV." 368 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,039 I'm like, well, what about my kids? 369 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,285 I want my kids to see everything. 370 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,125 It's bad enough, they're already growing up 371 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,378 without a father. 372 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,538 They need to see-- [laughs] 373 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,035 narrator: Today on Wendy... 374 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,955 we talk to comedian Michael Che 375 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,251 about his special at Madison Square Garden. 376 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,253 - How you doin'? - How are you doing? 377 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,713 - So what are you gonna wear? Leather? Eddie Murphy? 378 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,082 - Oh, I don't think I should be wearing leather. 379 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,496 - Eddie did "Raw" at the Garden, 380 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,713 and he did "Saturday Night Live," too. 381 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,752 - I guess you could say I'm the next Eddie Murphy. 382 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,495 narrator: We gab about his Weekend Update co-anchor, 383 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,883 Colin Jost. 384 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,079 - Colin is married to Scarlett Johansson. 385 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,576 He does it right, and he went to Harvard, and you-- 386 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,537 - Well, I actually went to a very prestigious high school 387 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,875 for five years, so... 388 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,419 narrator: And his love life. 389 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,380 - We did some digging in your personal life. 390 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,498 - Oh, no, I knew this was gonna happen. 391 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,583 I knew you'd-- - Nothing came up. 392 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:43,037 Nothing. 393 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,705 narrator: Watch today. 394 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,575 - On tonight's episode of "Real Child Predators," 395 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:54,287 we expose the dark, ugly world of actual child predators. 396 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,785 - Oh, damn, Ma! 397 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,205 Hey, what's up? 398 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,921 - I'm on the phone with the cable company. 399 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,290 "Fortnite's" been lagging. 400 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,705 - Okay. - Come on in. 401 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,672 And make yourself comfortable. 402 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,790 - My mom had to change service providers 403 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,625 every time I tried to buy V-bucks with her card, 404 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,169 got denied. 405 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,130 - Well, maybe you got denied because you're a child, 406 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,828 and you don't have a job. 407 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,417 What are you doing here, Tyler? 408 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,880 - Oh, shit, yo. Who the fuck is you? 409 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:25,169 - I'm asking the questions. Why you here? 410 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,670 - To meet Jeanine. 411 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,330 - Do you know how old she is? 412 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,577 - I don't know, like 50? 413 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,917 - She's 46. - Oh, shit, all right. 414 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,540 All right, that's better than I thought it was. 415 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,915 - Well, she's still old enough to be your mom. 416 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,130 'Cause I have messages here where you're asking to, quote, 417 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,168 "pipe her down," 418 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,460 and "beat her guts." 419 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,792 - Facts. 420 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,495 - What's in the bag? 421 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:52,833 - A Switch, liquor, condoms. 422 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,707 - Magnums? Yeah, right. 423 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,502 Like you could fit those. 424 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,673 - I can fit them though. 425 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,920 - Those are joke condoms. 426 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,380 Nobody can fit those. 427 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,668 You know, you could get in big trouble 428 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,040 for coming here, young man. 429 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,825 - Is you, like, a cop or something, bro? 430 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,787 - Nope, I'm Chris Hanson, host of "Real Child Predators." 431 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,035 - Oh, shit. 432 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,205 - And you're on camera right now. 433 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,211 - Yo, this gonna be on TV? 434 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,581 - That's right. 435 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,997 Everyone's gonna see you're a child predator. 436 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,503 - Oh, shit. - Preying on older women. 437 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,043 - Yo, you already know the fucking vibes. 438 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,245 I was finna get that old bitch round, yeah. 439 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,463 - Think you're so cool, don'tcha? 440 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,172 - Bro, why is you so pressed? 441 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,130 Like, what, you like her or something? 442 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,538 - Actually, I love her. She's my wife. 443 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:34,125 - Bro, that ain't your wife. She for the streets! 444 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,578 - What is that supposed to mean? 445 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,167 She's from Montauk. 446 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,710 - I'm out of here, I got online school in the morning. 447 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,332 - Get back here! - Suck my dick. 448 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,077 - Yeah, right. You wish! 449 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,420 - Yo, Katt Williams special came on last on HBO, 450 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,580 the one in the green suit. 451 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,877 - You know the green suit one? 452 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,379 - I know, that's the funniest one, yo! 453 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,378 Yeah, Mike Epps' one funny, too! 454 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,208 - Hey, what--let me ask y'all a question. 455 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,671 - What's up? - Y'all think I'm corny? 456 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,580 - Like, the way you dress? - A little. 457 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,417 - No, no, no, I'm talking about my comedy 458 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,040 'cause I know y'all talk about all these great Black comics. 459 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,245 You don't really bring me up. - Nah, man, your shit funny. 460 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,673 - It's just not Katt in the green suit funny, 461 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:11,880 but it's funny. 462 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,419 - It's just like, it's different. 463 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,880 - Like, very different. - Well, how you mean? 464 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,459 What makes me different than these guys? 465 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,002 Like, I do the same thing. How is it different? 466 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,753 - Like, I'ma keep it a buck, let me-- 467 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,924 - No, no, no, no, don't-- - No, let him talk! 468 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,131 - --ruin the night. 469 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,628 - No, look, I'm not gonna get mad. 470 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,289 I just wanna hear what he has to say about it. 471 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,955 - I'm just trying to figure out a cool way to say-- 472 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,751 All right, here we go. I ain't gonna hold you. 473 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:34,584 I ain't never seen stand-up, but I know my mom's dig it. 474 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,167 - Yeah, his mom's mad cool. 475 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,210 - She comedy-savvy, so, like, you up there. 476 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,581 - You've never seen my stand-up? 477 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,287 - I ain't never seen it. It's your job. 478 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,495 We be hang--you know. 479 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,293 - I mean, I like it. I like it. 480 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,705 - Katt brought Lil Jon onstage. 481 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,292 Like, you ain't bringing Lil Jon onstage. 482 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,245 - You can't make memes out of it, but you know... 483 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,043 - It ain't meme-able, but it is funny. 484 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,745 - Yeah. - It's funny though! 485 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,254 - What's that boy that made "Get Out"? 486 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,463 - Jordan Peele. 487 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,922 - Yep, "Key & Peele." 488 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,460 Now, that was a good show. What else? 489 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,252 - "Insecure"! - Ah! 490 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,173 "Insecure," of course, 491 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,670 and that was on normal people HBO. 492 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:15,630 - It's all for normal p-- - You know what else I like? 493 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,459 "Impractical Jokers." 494 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,382 Now, that's my shit. 495 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,458 Can I get a amen for the Jokers? 496 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,292 all: Amen! 497 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,665 - [laughs] - What is this church? 498 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,500 - There ain't no girls in here, man. 499 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,833 - Man, well, at least ain't wait in that long ass line. 500 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,497 - It is dead as a coffin here, nigger. 501 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,043 - Yeah, 'cause there's no girls in here. 502 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,665 - Man, you know girls show up to the club late. 503 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,290 It's still early. 504 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,325 Plus, there's a couple girls in here, if you look around. 505 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,997 - You know he ain't gonna talk to them anyway. 506 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,083 - Who's not? - You not! 507 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,576 - You. - You crazy. 508 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,077 Point to any girl in here. I'll go right up to 'em. 509 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,166 - What about them? - Her, right there. 510 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,000 - Girl, you had to see it. It was so tiny. 511 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,583 - Stop, stop. 512 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,003 - It was curled up like a little shrimp. 513 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,423 [laughs] 514 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,960 I took a picture. 515 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,461 - Man, that bitch lying, man! 516 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,792 - Who? - Who, them? 517 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,035 - Wait till Black Twitter sees this. 518 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,535 - Nobody, man. You know what? 519 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,535 I don't even feel like clubbing no more, man. 520 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,375 - You good? - Yeah, yeah, it's all good. 521 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,538 - Yeah, I got to wake up early tomorrow for church anyway. 522 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,035 - [together] Church? 523 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,205 - Yeah, 'cause I need forgiveness from the Lord 524 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,251 for what I'ma say in my special. 525 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,923 You know what I'm saying? 526 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,040 - You talk that shit, nigga. - Special's gonna be crazy. 527 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,705 - You coming? - No, no, no. 528 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,212 I'll catch up with you. I got to handle something. 529 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,331 - You talking that G shit. 530 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,127 You better go and let 'em know. 531 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,328 - Y'all are crazy. - Tell them jokes, boy. 532 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,957 - [laughs] - Whoo! Wow. 533 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,001 [club music playing] 534 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,543 ♪ ♪ 535 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:42,375 - So Reggie, you wrote that sketch. 536 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,918 - Mm-hmm. 537 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I wrote it 'cause a friend told me that happened to him. 538 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,673 - And he was a little insecure about it. 539 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,130 - Yeah, he was insecure as shit. 540 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,128 It wasn't me at all. 541 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,458 - No, no, that's never-- 542 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:54,422 I've never been insecure about my, uh... 543 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,750 penis size ever. 544 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,084 - Yeah, my shit is cr-- my shit is crazy. 545 00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,496 - So that's us. 546 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,793 We don't relate to this problem. 547 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,415 - Psh, big dicks over here. 548 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,670 [both laughing] 549 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,461 - Man, you are so right. 550 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,632 If I want to be an all-time great, 551 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:16,629 I gotta be able to take risks. 552 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,419 I gotta be able to say what nobody else is willing to say. 553 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,290 - No, I didn't say any of this. 554 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,535 - And I mean, who cares if I get canceled? 555 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,205 Probably just means I'm doing something right. 556 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,381 - I don't know where you're getting any of this. 557 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,958 - Thank you, man. 558 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,131 So do I give you, like, money right now or...? 559 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,498 - What? - For my sins. 560 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:33,963 I don't know how confession works. 561 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:37,171 - No, no, we don't turn down donations, 562 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,460 but we don't charge. 563 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,422 - Yes. - I will charge you penance. 564 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,130 - Fuck! I mean...shoot. 565 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,748 - How 'bout, your first confession, 566 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,884 we'll start one Hail Mary. 567 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,249 - That's it? - Do you know the Hail Mary? 568 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,793 - I mean, it's been a while, but yeah, I know a little bit. 569 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,665 - All right, we'll do it together. 570 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,290 - Okay. 571 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,125 - Hail Mary... - ♪ Come with me ♪ 572 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,748 - ...full of grace. - ♪ Hail Mary, nigger ♪ 573 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,834 ♪ Run quick, see ♪ - The Lord is with me. 574 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,327 - ♪ What do we have here now ♪ - Blessed are thou among w-- 575 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,917 - ♪ Do you wanna ride or die La da-da-da ♪ 576 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,710 - Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 577 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,922 - ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da, ♪ 578 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,380 I feel great. 579 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,498 - Well, then, go forth, and sin no more, son. 580 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,883 - Thanks, son. 581 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:16,919 [upbeat music] 582 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,130 ♪ ♪ 583 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,668 - Yeah! New York City! 584 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,130 How y'all feeling? 585 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,788 [cool music] 586 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,375 narrator: He's controversial. 587 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,878 - I know I'ma get canceled for this next thing 588 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:28,999 I'm about to say. 589 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,083 - He's not afraid to go there. 590 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,666 - I know the women gonna walk out 591 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,210 when they hear this next joke right here, 592 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,331 but I'ma say it. 593 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,917 - He's the wild man of comedy. 594 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,500 - I see a guy in a wheelchair over there. 595 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,543 You might as well roll your ass out of here. 596 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,665 This is 'bout to be a fucked up show. 597 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,580 - And he's tackling all the important issues, 598 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,037 like race... 599 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,665 - White women, Koreans, niggers from Barbados. 600 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:50,710 What do you call 'em? 601 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,922 - Politics... 602 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,420 - I mean, who even is the president? 603 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,790 Nobody knows. 604 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,705 - And he's not afraid to go there. 605 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,542 - Man, they might lock me up for that last one. 606 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,915 I just confessed to a very serious crime. 607 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,540 - He's Michael Che. 608 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,705 - [crying] 609 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,712 - Live from the sold out, social distanced 610 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,002 Madison Square Garden. 611 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,883 - Madison Square Garden, what's up? 612 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,249 [cheers and applause] 613 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,133 - Only on HBO Max. 614 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,288 It's not HBO. It's HBO Max. 615 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,825 - I ain't a killer, but y'all pushing me. 616 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:24,126 [upbeat music] 617 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:31,378 ♪ ♪ 618 00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:35,978 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45669

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