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- As an artist, you're
always chasing your heroes.
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I remember what it was
like watching
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"Bring the--fuckin'--Pain,"
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and now I got a special,
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and there's an eight-year-old
watching that special,
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and it ain't "Bring the Pain,"
you know?
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That's the worst feeling
in the world, man.
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So that's in your brain
as an artist all the time.
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All you think about is how much
better your heroes have been.
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[church bell rings]
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[voice singing chant]
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♪ ♪
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Bless me Father, I have sinned.
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- When was your last
confession?
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- Um...never.
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I'm not really Catholic,
per se.
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Just always wanted to try this.
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- Well, that's okay.
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All are welcome in the house
of God.
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- This is dope.
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How come Catholic churches
are so nice?
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I've never seen, like,
a poor Catholic church.
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- Thank you.
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Well, it is the Lord's house,
so you want it to look nice.
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- You know, my mother's always
trying to get me to go
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to her church,
but it is not nice like this.
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This is ni--
you guys got privacy.
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- I'm so happy to have
brother Michael
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testifying for us today.
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I want you all to lift him up
in prayer.
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[indistinct voices]
- Yeah, thanks, y'all.
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The brother is going
through a whole lot of stress
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right now.
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He's doing a stand-up special
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at Madison Square Garden
real soon.
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There are plenty
of tickets left.
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- There's a couple tickets
left.
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- I guess his little show ain't
really hitting on HBO.
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- I wouldn't say a little show.
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It's a regular size show.
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- Oh, forgive me.
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I meant to say HBO Max,
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not the real one.
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- It's the same--
- Nah, it ain't.
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We all have normal HBO, amen?
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all:
Amen!
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- Now, I want y'all to support
this brother
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and his little show.
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I've seen it.
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It's not for me.
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I miss "Chappelle's Show."
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Or "Martin."
[laughs]
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Or, remember
"In Living Color"?
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Can I get an amen?
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all:
Amen!
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- Yeah, they're
all great shows.
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It's just, there's room
for everybody.
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- Those brothers
had characters.
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- I do a different thing.
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- I get what you're trying
to do.
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I like "Atlanta."
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I love "Fleabag."
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- "Fleabag"?
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- But the writing was so strong
on those shows.
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- Great, you know, I'm gonna
take my seat right now.
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- His girlfriend left him,
you know,
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so he's drinking alcohol
a lot more now.
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- Why are you yelling?
My mother's--
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- No, don't be ashamed,
brother.
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A lot of people in your family
have problems with alcohol.
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all:
Mm-hmm.
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- He told me he can't perform
in the bedroom
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because of his anxiety.
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- Well, everybody has anxiety--
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- So he picks a fight,
so he can sleep alone
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and save himself
the embarrassment.
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Mm, my Lord!
Isn't that sad, y'all?
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- I never told you that, man.
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- You didn't have to, brother.
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God told me.
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[RZA's "You Can'tStop Me Now" playing]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ No matter how hardyou try ♪
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♪ You can't stop me now ♪
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[laughter]
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- Yo, when you taping
your special?
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- Next week, man.
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I can't believe I'm taping
at Madison Square Garden.
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- For sure.
- Yeah.
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- Honestly, I can't believe
you're taping there either.
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- Well, it's almost sold out,
so...
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- Word?
How?
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- Whatchu mean how?
I got my own show on HBO!
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- HBO Max.
- It's the same shit, man.
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- Well, all I'm saying,
I'm a little surprised.
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That's a lot of tickets
to push, bro.
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- Yo, you should do Rogan
and promote it on air.
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- Yeah, yeah, you should.
- A podcast?
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You want me to promote it
on a podcast?
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I'm on TV every week.
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- Yeah, but niggas don't
really watch TV like that.
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- There's no more good shows
either.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo!
You know what I miss?
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- What's that?
- "Fleabag."
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Remember that show?
- With the white girl?
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- [both]
"'Ello, love."
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- Ahh! Nigga, shut up.
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- Nobody talk about you,
man.
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Nobody talks about you on TV.
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- Nobody be talking 'bout you,
Che.
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- So what's troubling you, son?
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- Everything, son.
I don't know where to start.
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- Well, why don't we start
with today?
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- Well, today, honestly,
I'm a little hungover.
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Was drinking last night.
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And a couple nights
before that.
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Kind of like a shopaholic
but with alcohol.
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That's a little jokey-poo
I like to tell.
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- No, I got it.
- Oh, okay.
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Anyway.
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I went out with some friends.
We went to this party, right?
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- Man, this shit look bougie
as hell.
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- I ain't waiting
in this long ass line.
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I'm telling you that now.
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- Just tell him you on TV.
We'll get right in.
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- I don't do that shit, man.
Let's go somewhere else.
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- Why not?
This shit is lit.
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- Kinda lit though.
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- Just go up there,
and tell him you was
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on "Saturday Night Live,"
and they let you right in.
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- What do you mean "was"?
I'm still on the show, nigga.
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- Nigga, that shit
ain't gon' work.
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Damn door girl's Black.
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- Oh, yeah, we definitely not
getting in.
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- What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
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- Come on, man, you know
Black people
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don't watch
"Saturday Night Live."
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- Exactly.
- Yes, they do!
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Everybody watch
"Saturday Night Live."
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- Not Black people.
- When Migos' on.
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All right, I got an idea.
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Let's just go to the white bar
around the corner.
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- Oh, we definitely getting
in there.
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- Yeah, we are.
- Ey man, wait, hold on!
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I'm a goddamn TV star!
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- Okay.
- There you go!
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- We gonna get
in this Black ass club.
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They gonna know who I am.
- Manifest, king!
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- Watch this.
- Go ahead, boy!
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- Wipe your nose!
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
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Can I go in?
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- You don't see the line,
nigga?
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Yeah, look, I don't like
doing this,
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but my name's Michael Che, I'm
on this show called "Sat--"
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- I know.
- Oh, you do know who I am?
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- And?
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- And that's the line.
- Yep.
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And it wraps around the block,
too.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay.
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- What happened, star?
- Huh?
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Uh, I think that's, like,
a gay club.
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- Oh, oh, word? Oh, oh, word.
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- Let's go to that other spot
you was talking 'bout.
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You said there's another place.
- What, the white club?
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That what you want to go to,
right?
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- Whatever the color is, man.
People is people, man.
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Why you always got to make shit
about race?
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- All right, nigga.
Just do a fucking podcast, bro.
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- I don't think she had to be
such a jerk about it.
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It's not even her club.
She just worked the door.
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It was like she took pleasure
in shutting me down.
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Hello!
- I'm still here, son.
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- All right, son,
then say something.
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- It's confession.
I was letting you confess.
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- Okay, but you could at least
ask me some follow-up questions
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or something.
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Be engaged, man.
I'm pouring my heart out here.
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- Fine.
How did that make you feel?
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- It made me feel like my story
was boring you.
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- No, I meant
when the door girl
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wouldn't let you in the party.
- Oh, honestly?
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Felt like punching her right
in the top of her head,
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right in the soft spot.
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- That's terrible.
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- I said "felt like," okay?
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Obviously, I wouldn't hit
a girl.
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I don't want to get canceled
by the Liberal media.
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Hey, do priests ever have to
worry about getting canceled?
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- No, they just transfer us
to another parish.
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- [laughs]
That's a good one.
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- It was right there.
I had to.
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- Yeah, no, I'ma take that one.
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Man, being a priest must be
hard.
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You gotta be nice to everybody.
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Don't you ever want to just
slap the shit out of somebody?
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- Well, we all feel frustration
and anger,
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if that's what you're asking.
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- No, no, no, that's not
what I'm asking.
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I mean, do you ever want
to sock a lady
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because she made you feel small
in front of your friends?
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- Miss, I am not trying
to argue with you.
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- Just ring up my shit.
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- The sign says ten items
or less.
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You have like 30 items here.
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- Fuck you!
- Ooh!
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- Has this ever happenedto you?
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Crazy lady rocks your shitin public,
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and you can't do anythingabout it?
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- I'm calling the cops.
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- Wow, you really gonna call
the police on a lady, dog?
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- You snitch ass nigga.
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- Fuck 12.
- Oh!
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You guys are gonna
take her side?
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- Ring my shit up, bitch.
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- Yeah, you heard her.
Ring that shit up!
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- There's got to be
a better way.
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- Now there is, withthe all new HomeGrrl app.
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The HomeGrrl app lets youorder a homegirl
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to fight for youwhen your hands are tied.
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- You piece of shit!
You want some more?
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- HomeGrrl for Shawn?
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- Yeah, that's me.
Could you hit her?
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- Yeah.
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- Wait, I could just go
to another register!
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- Oh, it's too late for that
now, bitch.
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[upbeat music]
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- Thanks, home girl!
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- Please rate me five stars.
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Come on!
[brakes squeal]
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- I can't believe you hit
my car, you dumbass nigga!
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- What the--
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- Yeah, that's what the fuck
you get!
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- Just one second.
- Oh, my--what?
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- One second, calm down.
Calm down.
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- These fucking white people--
the fuck is wrong with you?
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- Who ordered
the HomeGrrl Black?
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- Oh, right here.
- HomeGrrl Black?
242
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,668
- Want some gum or water?
- No.
243
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- All right, I should be done
beating her ass
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00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,253
in about four minutes.
245
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,083
- Oh, oh, shit!
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00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,376
- Thanks, Coco!
247
00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,288
[upbeat music]
248
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,125
Thank you, HomeGrrl.
249
00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:18,749
- Every good family has
one girl that can fight.
250
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,964
That's your job,
that one hockey goon.
251
00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,331
Some girl bully you?
252
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:24,877
You go call Keisha,
253
00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:27,829
and she's already putting up
hair in a ponytail,
254
00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,287
out the car.
255
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,705
And if she wasn't
in your family,
256
00:09:30,792 --> 00:09:31,712
you call your home girl.
257
00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,332
You need a home girl.
258
00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:36,287
- Son, were you drinking
before you came here?
259
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:40,415
- Uh, if you mean, like, water
or orange juice, yes.
260
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,000
- I mean alcohol.
261
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,883
- You mean, like, a couple
beers for my hangover,
262
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,499
so that I could feel better,
uh, sure, I guess.
263
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:48,833
- It's 10:00 a.m.
264
00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:50,207
- Okay, it's noon somewhere.
265
00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,751
Where you going with all
these questions, Father?
266
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,384
- Forget I brought it up.
- Thank you.
267
00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,378
- Son, you come to confession,
and you're not Catholic.
268
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,788
Clearly, something's weighing
heavy on your heart.
269
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,825
Just tell me what it is.
What brought you down here?
270
00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:03,577
- I don't know, son.
271
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,787
I just feel like I'm wasting
my career.
272
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,745
I just want to be one
of the all-time greats,
273
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:08,754
you know?
274
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,584
Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor,
275
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,497
George Carlin, Chris Rock,
276
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,173
Bill C--uh...
277
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,080
Redd Foxx, you know?
278
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,536
Those guys were giants.
They were rock stars.
279
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:21,075
And sure, I'm playing
Madison Square Garden.
280
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,786
But it's not--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
281
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,745
You're playing
Madison Square Garden?
282
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,504
- Yeah.
- Really?
283
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,293
- Really.
- Just you?
284
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,665
- Yeah, just me.
- By yourself?
285
00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,880
- Yes, by myself.
- Wow.
286
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,999
- What do you mean, "wow"?
What's that supposed to mean?
287
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,883
- No, no, nothing.
I just...
288
00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:39,419
I just remember
as a little kid,
289
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,630
seeing Dane Cook sell out
the Garden.
290
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,379
He was a star.
He was a huge star.
291
00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:46,628
- Well, my show's
almost sold out, too.
292
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,079
Wait a minute, how old are you?
293
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,706
- No, I'm not trying to take
anything away
294
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,542
from what you've achieved,
just really surprised.
295
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,205
Wow.
296
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,631
- I have my own show.
HBO, man.
297
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:59,999
- HBO Max.
- All right, this is--
298
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,420
- [knocks]
Hi.
299
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,920
- Hello, nurse.
300
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,210
[laughs]
301
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:11,001
You remember that?
From "Animaniacs"?
302
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,753
- I'll be taking your physical
today.
303
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,004
- You can take
whatever you want.
304
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,543
- Do you mind taking off
your jacket?
305
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:18,825
I'm gonna have to check
your blood pressure.
306
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,247
- Of course.
307
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,833
I knew you wanted me to take
off something.
308
00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:25,417
Why start with that thing?
That thing might pop.
309
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,580
You know, I've been working
out, you know?
310
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,627
Eating vegetables and praying.
311
00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,289
Doing a lot of push-ups,
you know.
312
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,375
You eat wings?
313
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,038
No, you give me--
you like plant-based.
314
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,035
You look like a Pisces.
315
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,705
I mean, I don't care nothing
about signs,
316
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,712
but I'm a Leo.
317
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:46,422
[laughs]
Whoo.
318
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,580
- Okay, before you see
the doctor,
319
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,627
I'm gonna have to check
your testicles.
320
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,169
- My...my testicles?
321
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,330
- So take off your bottoms,
and put on this robe.
322
00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,497
- Why would you have to do
that?
323
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,923
The doctor--
- Be right back.
324
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,880
Leo, the lion.
325
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:01,789
- No, but--
326
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:04,625
I mean, it should be
an older nurse doing it.
327
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,169
Shit!
328
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,290
Damn, it's 8:00 in the morning.
329
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,705
Okay.
330
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,172
Come on, Kev.
Come on, Kev.
331
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,380
Got to get it out.
Come on.
332
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,748
Rihanna, Beyonce,
Halle Berry,
333
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,084
Issa Rae,
334
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,916
Michelle Obama,
with all due respect.
335
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,580
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
336
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,037
Any girl, any girl.
Last time you had sex.
337
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,785
When the last time you had sex?
Damn.
338
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,535
When the last time you had sex?
Pornhub, Pornhub, Pornhub.
339
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,995
Pornhub, yes.
Damn, no service.
340
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,503
Come on, okay.
Heat up, heat up, heat up.
341
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:37,213
She'll see my dick, and then
just--she'll tweet about it.
342
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,791
This is gonna be
on Black Twitter.
343
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,995
It's gonna be trending.
- [knocks]
344
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,003
Hey!
345
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,044
Okay, gonna need you
to lift the robe.
346
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:51,422
- [sighs]
347
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,333
Yo, my bad, yo.
348
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,667
My bad.
349
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,170
[newscast intro music]
350
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,880
- We go nowto the Chauncy Hotel,
351
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,749
where NoHo Karen is enraged,
352
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,294
and letting everyone knowabout it.
353
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,665
- Your freakin' son stole
my freakin' phone.
354
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,290
His son has it right there!
355
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,285
- Where?
- It's in his diaper!
356
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,825
- My son ain't no damn thief.
357
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,077
- [screams]
358
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,496
- Yo, what the fuck is wrong
with you?
359
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,713
- No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, I got this.
360
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,752
[upbeat music]
361
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:32,884
♪ ♪
362
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,669
[watch chimes]
363
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,830
I'm really sorry
about everything.
364
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,457
- Thanks, HomeGrrl.
365
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,245
- People always tell you,
"You can't say that
366
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,833
"because kids are watching,
367
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,627
and I don't want my kids
seeing that on TV."
368
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,039
I'm like, well,
what about my kids?
369
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,285
I want my kids to see
everything.
370
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,125
It's bad enough,
they're already growing up
371
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,378
without a father.
372
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,538
They need to see--
[laughs]
373
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,035
narrator:Today on Wendy...
374
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,955
we talk to comedianMichael Che
375
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,251
about his specialat Madison Square Garden.
376
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,253
- How you doin'?
- How are you doing?
377
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,713
- So what are you gonna wear?
Leather? Eddie Murphy?
378
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,082
- Oh, I don't think I should
be wearing leather.
379
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,496
- Eddie did "Raw"
at the Garden,
380
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,713
and he did
"Saturday Night Live," too.
381
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,752
- I guess you could say
I'm the next Eddie Murphy.
382
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,495
narrator: We gab abouthis Weekend Update co-anchor,
383
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,883
Colin Jost.
384
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,079
- Colin is married
to Scarlett Johansson.
385
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,576
He does it right, and he
went to Harvard, and you--
386
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,537
- Well, I actually went to
a very prestigious high school
387
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,875
for five years, so...
388
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,419
narrator:And his love life.
389
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,380
- We did some digging
in your personal life.
390
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,498
- Oh, no, I knew
this was gonna happen.
391
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,583
I knew you'd--
- Nothing came up.
392
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:43,037
Nothing.
393
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,705
narrator: Watch today.
394
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,575
- On tonight's episode
of "Real Child Predators,"
395
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:54,287
we expose the dark, ugly world
of actual child predators.
396
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,785
- Oh, damn, Ma!
397
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,205
Hey, what's up?
398
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,921
- I'm on the phone
with the cable company.
399
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,290
"Fortnite's" been lagging.
400
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,705
- Okay.
- Come on in.
401
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,672
And make yourself comfortable.
402
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,790
- My mom had to change
service providers
403
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,625
every time I tried
to buy V-bucks with her card,
404
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,169
got denied.
405
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,130
- Well, maybe you got denied
because you're a child,
406
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,828
and you don't have a job.
407
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,417
What are you doing here, Tyler?
408
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,880
- Oh, shit, yo.
Who the fuck is you?
409
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:25,169
- I'm asking the questions.
Why you here?
410
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,670
- To meet Jeanine.
411
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,330
- Do you know how old she is?
412
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,577
- I don't know, like 50?
413
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,917
- She's 46.
- Oh, shit, all right.
414
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,540
All right, that's better
than I thought it was.
415
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,915
- Well, she's still old enough
to be your mom.
416
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,130
'Cause I have messages here
where you're asking to, quote,
417
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,168
"pipe her down,"
418
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,460
and "beat her guts."
419
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,792
- Facts.
420
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,495
- What's in the bag?
421
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:52,833
- A Switch, liquor, condoms.
422
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,707
- Magnums?
Yeah, right.
423
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,502
Like you could fit those.
424
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,673
- I can fit them though.
425
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,920
- Those are joke condoms.
426
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,380
Nobody can fit those.
427
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,668
You know, you could get
in big trouble
428
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,040
for coming here, young man.
429
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,825
- Is you, like, a cop
or something, bro?
430
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,787
- Nope, I'm Chris Hanson,
host of "Real Child Predators."
431
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,035
- Oh, shit.
432
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,205
- And you're on camera
right now.
433
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,211
- Yo, this gonna be on TV?
434
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,581
- That's right.
435
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,997
Everyone's gonna see
you're a child predator.
436
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,503
- Oh, shit.
- Preying on older women.
437
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,043
- Yo, you already know
the fucking vibes.
438
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,245
I was finna get that old bitch
round, yeah.
439
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,463
- Think you're so cool,
don'tcha?
440
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,172
- Bro, why is you so pressed?
441
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,130
Like, what, you like her
or something?
442
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,538
- Actually, I love her.
She's my wife.
443
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:34,125
- Bro, that ain't your wife.
She for the streets!
444
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,578
- What is that supposed
to mean?
445
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,167
She's from Montauk.
446
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,710
- I'm out of here, I got
online school in the morning.
447
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,332
- Get back here!
- Suck my dick.
448
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,077
- Yeah, right.
You wish!
449
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,420
- Yo, Katt Williams special
came on last on HBO,
450
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,580
the one in the green suit.
451
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,877
- You know the green suit one?
452
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,379
- I know, that's
the funniest one, yo!
453
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,378
Yeah, Mike Epps' one funny,
too!
454
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,208
- Hey, what--let me ask y'all
a question.
455
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,671
- What's up?
- Y'all think I'm corny?
456
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,580
- Like, the way you dress?
- A little.
457
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,417
- No, no, no, I'm talking
about my comedy
458
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,040
'cause I know y'all talk about
all these great Black comics.
459
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,245
You don't really bring me up.
- Nah, man, your shit funny.
460
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,673
- It's just not Katt
in the green suit funny,
461
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:11,880
but it's funny.
462
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,419
- It's just like,
it's different.
463
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,880
- Like, very different.
- Well, how you mean?
464
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,459
What makes me different
than these guys?
465
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,002
Like, I do the same thing.
How is it different?
466
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,753
- Like, I'ma keep it a buck,
let me--
467
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,924
- No, no, no, no, don't--
- No, let him talk!
468
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,131
- --ruin the night.
469
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,628
- No, look, I'm not gonna
get mad.
470
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,289
I just wanna hear
what he has to say about it.
471
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,955
- I'm just trying to figure out
a cool way to say--
472
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,751
All right, here we go.
I ain't gonna hold you.
473
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:34,584
I ain't never seen stand-up,
but I know my mom's dig it.
474
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,167
- Yeah, his mom's mad cool.
475
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,210
- She comedy-savvy, so, like,
you up there.
476
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,581
- You've never seen
my stand-up?
477
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,287
- I ain't never seen it.
It's your job.
478
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,495
We be hang--you know.
479
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,293
- I mean, I like it.
I like it.
480
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,705
- Katt brought Lil Jon
onstage.
481
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,292
Like, you ain't bringing
Lil Jon onstage.
482
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,245
- You can't make memes out
of it, but you know...
483
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,043
- It ain't meme-able,
but it is funny.
484
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,745
- Yeah.
- It's funny though!
485
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,254
- What's that boy that made
"Get Out"?
486
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,463
- Jordan Peele.
487
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,922
- Yep, "Key & Peele."
488
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,460
Now, that was a good show.
What else?
489
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,252
- "Insecure"!
- Ah!
490
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,173
"Insecure," of course,
491
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,670
and that was
on normal people HBO.
492
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:15,630
- It's all for normal p--
- You know what else I like?
493
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,459
"Impractical Jokers."
494
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,382
Now, that's my shit.
495
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,458
Can I get a amen
for the Jokers?
496
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,292
all:
Amen!
497
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,665
- [laughs]
- What is this church?
498
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,500
- There ain't no girls in here,
man.
499
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,833
- Man, well, at least ain't
wait in that long ass line.
500
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,497
- It is dead as a coffin here,
nigger.
501
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,043
- Yeah, 'cause there's no girls
in here.
502
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,665
- Man, you know girls show up
to the club late.
503
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,290
It's still early.
504
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,325
Plus, there's a couple girls
in here, if you look around.
505
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,997
- You know he ain't gonna talk
to them anyway.
506
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,083
- Who's not?
- You not!
507
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,576
- You.
- You crazy.
508
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,077
Point to any girl in here.
I'll go right up to 'em.
509
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,166
- What about them?
- Her, right there.
510
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,000
- Girl, you had to see it.
It was so tiny.
511
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,583
- Stop, stop.
512
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,003
- It was curled up
like a little shrimp.
513
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,423
[laughs]
514
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,960
I took a picture.
515
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,461
- Man, that bitch lying, man!
516
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,792
- Who?
- Who, them?
517
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,035
- Wait till Black Twitter sees
this.
518
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,535
- Nobody, man.
You know what?
519
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,535
I don't even feel
like clubbing no more, man.
520
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,375
- You good?
- Yeah, yeah, it's all good.
521
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,538
- Yeah, I got to wake up early
tomorrow for church anyway.
522
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,035
- [together]
Church?
523
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,205
- Yeah, 'cause I need
forgiveness from the Lord
524
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,251
for what I'ma say
in my special.
525
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,923
You know what I'm saying?
526
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,040
- You talk that shit, nigga.
- Special's gonna be crazy.
527
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,705
- You coming?
- No, no, no.
528
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,212
I'll catch up with you.
I got to handle something.
529
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,331
- You talking that G shit.
530
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,127
You better go and let 'em know.
531
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,328
- Y'all are crazy.
- Tell them jokes, boy.
532
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,957
- [laughs]
- Whoo! Wow.
533
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,001
[club music playing]
534
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,543
♪ ♪
535
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:42,375
- So Reggie, you wrote
that sketch.
536
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,918
- Mm-hmm.
537
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
I wrote it 'cause a friend told
me that happened to him.
538
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,673
- And he was a little insecure
about it.
539
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,130
- Yeah, he was insecure
as shit.
540
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,128
It wasn't me at all.
541
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,458
- No, no, that's never--
542
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:54,422
I've never been insecure
about my, uh...
543
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,750
penis size ever.
544
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,084
- Yeah, my shit is cr--
my shit is crazy.
545
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,496
- So that's us.
546
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,793
We don't relate
to this problem.
547
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,415
- Psh, big dicks over here.
548
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,670
[both laughing]
549
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,461
- Man, you are so right.
550
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,632
If I want to be
an all-time great,
551
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:16,629
I gotta be able to take risks.
552
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,419
I gotta be able to say what
nobody else is willing to say.
553
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,290
- No, I didn't say any of this.
554
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,535
- And I mean, who cares
if I get canceled?
555
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,205
Probably just means I'm doing
something right.
556
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,381
- I don't know where you're
getting any of this.
557
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,958
- Thank you, man.
558
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,131
So do I give you, like, money
right now or...?
559
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,498
- What?
- For my sins.
560
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:33,963
I don't know how confession
works.
561
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:37,171
- No, no, we don't turn down
donations,
562
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,460
but we don't charge.
563
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,422
- Yes.
- I will charge you penance.
564
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,130
- Fuck!
I mean...shoot.
565
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,748
- How 'bout,
your first confession,
566
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,884
we'll start one Hail Mary.
567
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,249
- That's it?
- Do you know the Hail Mary?
568
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,793
- I mean, it's been a while,
but yeah, I know a little bit.
569
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,665
- All right, we'll do it
together.
570
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,290
- Okay.
571
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,125
- Hail Mary...
- ♪ Come with me ♪
572
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,748
- ...full of grace.
- ♪ Hail Mary, nigger ♪
573
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,834
♪ Run quick, see ♪
- The Lord is with me.
574
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,327
- ♪ What do we have here now ♪
- Blessed are thou among w--
575
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,917
- ♪ Do you wanna ride or die
La da-da-da ♪
576
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,710
- Blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
577
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,922
- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da, ♪
578
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,380
I feel great.
579
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,498
- Well, then, go forth,
and sin no more, son.
580
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,883
- Thanks, son.
581
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:16,919
[upbeat music]
582
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,130
♪ ♪
583
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,668
- Yeah!New York City!
584
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,130
How y'all feeling?
585
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,788
[cool music]
586
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,375
narrator:He's controversial.
587
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,878
- I know I'ma get canceled
for this next thing
588
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:28,999
I'm about to say.
589
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,083
- He's not afraid to go there.
590
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,666
- I know the women gonna
walk out
591
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,210
when they hear this next joke
right here,
592
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,331
but I'ma say it.
593
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,917
- He's the wild man of comedy.
594
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,500
- I see a guy in a wheelchair
over there.
595
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,543
You might as well roll your ass
out of here.
596
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,665
This is 'bout to be
a fucked up show.
597
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,580
- And he's tacklingall the important issues,
598
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,037
like race...
599
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,665
- White women, Koreans,
niggers from Barbados.
600
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:50,710
What do you call 'em?
601
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,922
- Politics...
602
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,420
- I mean, who even
is the president?
603
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,790
Nobody knows.
604
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,705
- And he's not afraidto go there.
605
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,542
- Man, they might lock me up
for that last one.
606
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,915
I just confessed
to a very serious crime.
607
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,540
- He's Michael Che.
608
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,705
- [crying]
609
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,712
- Live from the sold out,social distanced
610
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,002
Madison Square Garden.
611
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,883
- Madison Square Garden,
what's up?
612
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,249
[cheers and applause]
613
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,133
- Only on HBO Max.
614
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,288
It's not HBO.It's HBO Max.
615
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,825
- I ain't a killer,
but y'all pushing me.
616
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:24,126
[upbeat music]
617
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:31,378
♪ ♪
618
00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:35,978
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