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- You know,
I remember being a kid,
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and you'd watch
your favorite show in the '80s,
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and they'd always have
this very special episode.
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It was, like,
the one serious episode
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of "Diff'rent Strokes"
or whatever,
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where something happened
to Dudley.
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You're a kid watching
a fucking sitcom.
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I wanna see Arnold.
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I wanna see, "What you
talkin' 'bout, Willis,"
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and, like, "Nope.
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Today we're, talking about
getting molested, kids."
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Well, this
is that episode for me.
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You gotta understand,
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a pandemic is just
one more thing for us.
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There's a lot of pandemics
for niggas.
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[gunshots and shouting]
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- Get down!
[tires squeal]
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[people screaming]
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- Yo, you all right?
You all right? You good?
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- Bro, I think I'm shot.
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- Aw, fuck.
- I don't wanna die, man.
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- You're not gonna die.
You're not gonna die.
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I'm gonna call an ambulance
right now.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Don't call the ambulance.
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Don't.
- Why not?
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- They're gonna charge me,
like, $8,000.
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Fuck that.
- What? Nigga, you got shot.
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- I know, but me and my lady
trying to get this house.
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I don't want that
on my credit right now.
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Just call a Lyft. Trust me.
- Are you sure?
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- Yes.
It's gonna be faster.
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- All right, all right,
all right, whatever, whatever.
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- They just caught me slipping
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and tried to assassinate me
on Grand Street.
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- Yeah, I know man.
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You're gonna be all right,
though, man.
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- My boy calling a Lyft
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'cause the ambulance gonna
take too slow.
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That's a real nigga
right there.
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- Nigga,
who are you talking to?
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- My Live.
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- Why are you
on Live right now?
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Don't put me on, man.
What's wrong with you?
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- I got 34 people watching.
That's the most I ever had.
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- 34?
- Yeah, lookit.
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Remember Porsche?
- Yeah.
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- Look. She in there.
What's up?
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- I am helping him right now.
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- You know how we do. [laughs]
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[spacey guitar music building]
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♪ ♪
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[pensive bass line]
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- ♪ No matterhow hard you try ♪
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♪ You can't stop me now ♪
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[light music]
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[gavel banging]
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- Now, before we start
this town hall meeting,
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I just wanna take
a moment to acknowledge
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all the fine townspeople
we've lost this past year,
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far too soon,
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for reasons
beyond any of our control.
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It's a damn shame.
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We thought it would be
a nice gesture
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to keep their memories alive
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with this short video tribute.
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- These masks are literally
the work of Satan,
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and every single one of you
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obeying the devil's laws
is gonna be arrested by God.
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- ♪ I will remember you ♪
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- More people die
from a regular flu every year
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than from COVID.
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- ♪ Will you remember me? ♪
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- The mask makes you breathe in
your own carbon monoxide!
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- ♪ Don't let your lifepass you by ♪
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- There's a little thing
in this country
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called the Constitution!
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- ♪ Weep notfor the memories ♪
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- I can't see anybody's
face anymore.
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I can't tell if
a baby is smiling at me!
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- ♪ Weep not for ♪
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♪ The memories ♪
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- Okay.
First order.
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We have a motion
to make masks mandatory.
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[people shouting]
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Order!
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Order!
[bangs gavel]
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Order!
[shouting continues]
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[bellowing] Order!
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- Could you imagine
that there's people out there
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who would rather die
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than deal with the consequences
of having a high hospital bill?
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They're more worried
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that they have to pay
for this fucking ambulance
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than that they might die
in this moment.
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Isn't that fucking crazy?
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- Jesus Christ.
[laughs]
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I never thought
I'd say this on this show,
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but I think I'm gonna have
to take
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the cop's side on this one,
Wil.
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I don't think that's
a likely scenario.
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[laughs]
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- Yo, yo, the Lyft's here.
The Lyft's here, yo.
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Act like you're not shot.
- All right. All right, cool.
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Cool. Cool.
[grunts]
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[groans] Walk straight.
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- So just act like
you're good.
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Just shut up, man.
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- Lyft for Michael?
- Yeah, yeah.
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We just going
to the hospital right quick.
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- Yeah,
just run all the lights.
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- Is he okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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He's all right, man.
He just feels a little sick.
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That's all.
- Hey, man, he's not going
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to shit or puke in my car?
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- No, man. He's fine.
- Just open the door!
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- Then why are you holding
your stomach like that?
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- I got shot!
- What? Call an ambulance.
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- We can't call an ambulance,
man.
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- I'm trying to get a house.
- [sympathetically] Oh.
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You can't have
all that on your credit.
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both: Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Get in. But!
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Put your masks on first.
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- We don't got masks.
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- You've got to wear a mask
if you want to be in here.
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- Open the fucking door, man.
- It's mandated!
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People are dying.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm shot!
- Uh-uh!
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- He's dying now.
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- No ride without a mask.
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- Now what, man?
I'm gonna die out here.
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- No, man,
you ain't gonna die.
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Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna call Calvin now.
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- Why?
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- Because he gets shot
all the time.
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He's gonna know what to do.
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- Nigga, I can't help y'all.
I just did 11 years.
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I ain't trying to go
back for no bullshit.
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Yo, take the trainor something.
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- The train?
The--he's shot, man.
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He could die on the platform.
- Man, that ain't my problem.
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I'm an entrepreneur now.
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I'm making workout videos.
- What?
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- Oh, matter of fact, when
you guys are done with that,
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you need to come holler at me.
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I got, like,
three clients over here now.
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Shit is litty.
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- Calvin, what the fuck
are you talking about, man?
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This nigga's gonna die.
- Yo, I'ma die out here.
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It's a wrap for me.
Don't unfollow me!
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- You're not gonna die.
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- Calvin, this nigga
is gonna die, man.
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What the fuck are you doing?
Please help us.
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- [laughs]
Let's go!
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- I don't know if this
is just a New York thing,
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but there's always niggas
just doing pull-ups
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on the light poles
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and on "don't walk" signs
and shit.
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They use bricks for dumbbells,
two gallons of water.
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They will work out on anything.
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That's when you know
the hood is ruined,
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when white girls
are doing pull-ups
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on stop signs.
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Then you're like,
"It's time to move.
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Rent's going up soon."
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[lasers shoot]
- My name is Calvin.
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And I'm here to get
your body in shape...
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by Calvin!
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- Body's by Calvin.
- [barks]
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- The latesturban workout craze
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taking the industry by storm.
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- I started working out
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when I was locked away
in, uh, college.
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So I was thinking to myself,
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"Why not become
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a personal trainer to women?"
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- Calvin's workout combineshigh-impact squats
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with intense stretchingand massaging
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to targetall your problem areas.
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See how flat that ass is?
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Now, that's a problem.
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- I told him my goal
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was to lose 20 pounds,
and he asked me,
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"What do you wanna lose
that for?
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That's the Gucci."
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So far we've just donea bunch of stretching...
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which is fine by me.
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- Right, ladies,
now we're gonna do the shank.
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all: Shank! Shank! Shank!
- Bitch!
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- And yo, you can cancelthat expensive gym membership
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because Calvin'sone-on-one workouts
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will get you the resultsyou're looking for
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in the comfortof his sister's apartment.
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- That's it.
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You can get
one-on-one service
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or one-on-two service
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with me and my boy
from college, Cliff.
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- What up, y'all?
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- He's not built,
but he used to be.
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So he knows what to do.
- That's a fact.
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- How much you think all thistraining costs?
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$200?
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$100? Not even close.
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It costs $800.
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- I just wanted to tone
my upper body a little bit,
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but Calvin said
the only thing wrong with me
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is that I don't have a donk.
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So he has me doinga ton of squats,
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and then we stretchwhile Cliff takes video.
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- Reach.
Reach for freedom.
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I'm tired of you ladies
on these dangerous diets.
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You need to eat real food,
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like lasagna, oxtail,chicken parm.
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Then you do squats.
That's how you get the cake.
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- I showed up
to Calvin's workout class
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with a jacket around my waist
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and he told me
not to do that anymore,
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said he couldn't see nothing.
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I told him
I'd rather leave it on,
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and he asked me to leave.
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- Do you feel bad
about your body?
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Well, come show it to me.
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I guarantee you,
I'm gonna make you feel good
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about your body
in just six weeks.
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Just six weeks. [chuckles]
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'Cause we ain't trying
to stay in nothing long term.
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- That's a fact.
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- Yeah, because--
I think niggas think
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that books are only in jail.
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[crew laughing]
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[laughs] They're like,
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"You don't know
what this shit is.
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Nigga, this is like TV,
but slower and in your mind."
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You're like, "A book?
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Yeah, sure.
I know what that is."
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I can't believe that Calvin
did us dirty like that, man.
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Just left us fuckin' hanging.
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You all right, man?
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- Yo...
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I think I see Pop Smoke, yo.
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- Nigga, you not dying, man.
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- No, no.
Right there.
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- [chuckles] Nigga do kinda
look like Pop Smoke.
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- Yo.
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If I die,
promise me something.
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- You're not gonna die, man.
Stop talking like that.
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- But if I do,
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promise me
you will not let Alex draw me.
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- Draw you?
251
00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,915
- Yo, every time he do a mural
of somebody dead,
252
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,250
they ain't got no hands.
253
00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,923
He don't know
how to draw hands.
254
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,330
They hands in they pocket
or they holding something.
255
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,667
- Well,
hands is hard to airbrush.
256
00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,250
But where are you
getting that, man?
257
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:19,253
- He stinks, man.
I want Tony drawing my mural.
258
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,793
His shits be fire.
259
00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,075
And tell him to make
my earrings shine bright.
260
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,456
And give me
that "Dragon Ball Z" hair.
261
00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,502
- That would be kind of dope.
- That shit be fire.
262
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,173
- You ain't gotta worry
about that, man.
263
00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,330
You ain't getting a mural
264
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,627
because you're gonna make it,
man.
265
00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,249
We're almost at Mount Holyoke
right now.
266
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,633
- The fancy hospital?
267
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,579
No, man, no.
Take me to Tubman's.
268
00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,877
- Tubman's?
269
00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:40,629
You trying to die?
That shit is ghetto as hell.
270
00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:43,579
- But they way cheaper.
A hospital is a hospital, bro.
271
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,577
- I don't know
about Tubman's, man.
272
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,713
It's weird to say
273
00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:53,462
that something
is a Black hospital, because...
274
00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,292
I don't think Black people
own hospitals.
275
00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,285
When they say "Black hospital,"
they just mean
276
00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,575
"a hospital that
Black people go to," you know?
277
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,207
Like, Black neighborhood.
We all renting.
278
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:06,671
A lot of nurses and doctors
like to work in Black hospitals
279
00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,790
because they get
to see more trauma.
280
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:09,785
It's fucked up.
281
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,415
A Black hospital is, like,
282
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,790
where you learn how
to take care of white people.
283
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,245
[laughter]
284
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,253
We're like frogs
in the 6th grade, man.
285
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,293
They just practicing
on us and shit.
286
00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,415
[emotional music]
287
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,330
[distant overlapping voices
and devices beeping]
288
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,127
- Mr. Williams.
289
00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,128
How are you feeling today?
290
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:32,248
- Um, nervous.
291
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,293
- Nervous?
292
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,495
Let me guess.
It's your first prostate exam.
293
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,883
- Yeah.
- Listen...
294
00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:43,329
[clears throat]
Brother to brother...
295
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,997
you got nothing to worry about.
296
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,673
- If you say so.
297
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,210
- I get that it's scary
298
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:50,541
and it definitely doesn't seem
like the most masculine thing
299
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,035
in the world,
300
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,325
but that's why a lot of us
don't get checked out
301
00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:55,917
and end up very sick.
302
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,880
See, prostate health
is very important at our age.
303
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,749
So you gotta learn
to move past that fear.
304
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,714
And it's a, uh, big step
305
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,792
that you're making this
effort, definitely.
306
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,825
- Yeah.
307
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,327
- So, first,
308
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,787
I want you to take off
your pants and your underwear.
309
00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,075
Bend over that bench.
310
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:17,916
♪ ♪
311
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,460
- I guess...
312
00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,172
- Oh, wait! Okay.
313
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,830
What the fuck are you doing?
314
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,537
- I'm taking my pants off,
like you just said.
315
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,495
- I--I see that,
but I'm still in the room.
316
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,963
You don't see me?
- Yeah, but I'm confused.
317
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,711
I thought you was
about to do the exam.
318
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,212
- I'm trying to,
if you'll let me finish.
319
00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,831
- I don't know
what's going on.
320
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,747
You said put the pants down.
That's what I'm doing.
321
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,004
- So after I leave the room,
322
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,173
I want you to take
your pants off,
323
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,540
bend over that bench,
324
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,785
then you're going to wet
your right index finger
325
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,825
and put it as far as you can
up your anus.
326
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,917
You should feel a little--
- Wait. Wait a minute.
327
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,630
You want me to do it?
328
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,579
- I don't see nobody else
in here.
329
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,917
- But you're the doctor!
330
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,750
- You thought I was here
331
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,754
to stick my finger
in your ass...
332
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:05,134
[chuckling]
And you signed up for that?
333
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,458
What you on, bro?
- You know what, man?
334
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,002
Forget it.
- Oh--
335
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,833
- Forget it.
- No, no, let's not forget it.
336
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,247
Angie! Come in here.
337
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,423
- Everything okay, Doctor?
- Hell, no.
338
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,920
This nasty-ass nigga thought
I was finna
339
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,750
stick my finger in his booty.
340
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,384
- [gasps] Ew!
341
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,628
He look like he weird, too.
- Mm-hmm.
342
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,079
- Well, if I'm gonna do it
by myself,
343
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,576
what the fuck
am I paying you for?
344
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,917
- Oh.
- Whoa, whoa.
345
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,630
My man.
Don't do that.
346
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:30,499
Don't get cocky, okay?
347
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,133
I am a fucking
medical professional.
348
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,128
I make high six figures.
349
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,918
I own two vacation properties.
350
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,290
I drive a G-Wagon.
351
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,785
I have a beautiful wife
352
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,955
and I'm tapping
beautiful bitches on the side.
353
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:43,921
- [cracks gum]
354
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,040
- Ain't no amount of money
355
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,785
can pay me to finger you.
356
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,995
- You need to fuck him up, Doc.
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,293
- And who are you?
- Oh, I'm Patrice.
358
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,165
- That's just Angie's friend
Patrice.
359
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,750
- Why are you filming me?
- This for my Live. Yeah.
360
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,504
Y'all,
look at this nasty-ass nigga
361
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,133
trying to get fingered
by a doctor.
362
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,128
[laughter]
- I am not!
363
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,628
- [laughs]
- Stop filming me, yo.
364
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:07,959
- Are you crazy?
It's 32 people up in this live.
365
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,381
- Finger-in-the-booty-assnigga.
366
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,788
- Calvin is ready.
367
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,035
He's ready to getthis workout--
368
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,825
♪ ♪
369
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,667
- Yo, when I die,
370
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,130
if any ugly bitches
try to post me on the 'Gram,
371
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,708
I want you to comment.
372
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,672
I want you to be like, "Yo,
he didn't even fuck with you
373
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,500
like that for real,"
especially Nicole.
374
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,043
I don't want niggas
to think I smash.
375
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,575
- But you did smash.
- So?
376
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,167
I don't want niggas
to think I did.
377
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,080
- Stop talking like that, man.
You not gonna die.
378
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,496
- But don't you ever think
379
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,213
shit like this happens
for a reason, bro?
380
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:41,041
Like, maybe it's just my time.
381
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,915
- You're gonna make it, man.
382
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,210
- Everybody get poked.
383
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,671
It might just be
my time to go, man.
384
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,460
I don't know.
385
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,382
I'm just tired.
[exhales]
386
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,998
- Kev, you ain't going out
like that.
387
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,253
- Hey.
388
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,209
Hey!
389
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,041
- What?
- Look.
390
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,285
- No.
391
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,125
- There's a pandemic out here,
392
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,538
and it's people like you
393
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:08,075
that's making shit worse
for everybody else.
394
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,286
- Hey, man,
I'm not looking over there.
395
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,785
Just stop talking to us.
- Why? Because I'm homeless?
396
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,625
- No, because
you butt-ass naked.
397
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,129
- You just don't get it.
398
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,128
Germs don't care about
how much money you make
399
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,418
or what color we are
400
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,250
or who's butt-ass naked.
401
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,503
Germs only care
about one thing: masks.
402
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,293
- Doesn't make any sense, man.
- Hey, he's right.
403
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,125
You two
should be wearing masks.
404
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,668
- You know something?
405
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,380
You're putting every
single one of us in danger.
406
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,788
- Thank you.
- I just got shot, everybody.
407
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,575
- Okay, and that's your right.
408
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,167
But not wearing a mask is like
you shooting all of us.
409
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,080
- Yup. That's right.
- Mm-hmm. Absolutely.
410
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,876
She said it.
[applause]
411
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,539
- Look, we don't have masks.
412
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,075
- I got extra.
413
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,166
- If you don't get
that nasty shit away from me.
414
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,420
- It may not be brand new,
but it still works.
415
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,290
- Where did you
even pull that from?
416
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:52,575
- My pocket.
417
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,127
- You're not wearing clothes,
man.
418
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,578
- And why are y'all worried
about us, okay?
419
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,747
Y'all are wearing masks,
so y'all should be fine.
420
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,584
- White privilege
strikes again.
421
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,207
- Hey, do we look white to you?
422
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,711
- Well, yeah, white.
- Yeah.
423
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,582
Refusing to wear a mask
makes you a Karen.
424
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,077
- You are worse than a Karen.
425
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,246
- Let's post these Karens
on my Live.
426
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,673
- Yeah.
427
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,790
- Where did he pull
that phone from?
428
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,915
[downtrodden music]
429
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,790
- When you feel like
this is how you could die...
430
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:23,171
That becomes
what your priority is.
431
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,290
Like, I think a lot of people
432
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,625
in the Black community
don't take COVID seriously
433
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,789
because they don't believe that
that's how they're gonna die.
434
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,285
Even if
they've seen it happen--
435
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,665
I've seen it happen.
436
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,420
It's happened in my family.
I've seen some--
437
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,830
I've lost somebody to COVID,
438
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,747
and it doesn't feel real.
439
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:43,424
But a motherfucker getting shot
seems very real,
440
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,750
seems very likely,
441
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,084
and I bet there's
a lot of people
442
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,536
who are afraid of COVID
443
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,125
who don't even consider
444
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,378
that they could possibly
be gunned down somewhere
445
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,208
when there's motherfuckers
in inner cities
446
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,541
all over this country
447
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,285
that can't imagine a scenario
448
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,075
where they're not
shot to death.
449
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,496
[medical devices beeping,
overlapping voices]
450
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,960
- "Cut this, suture this."
451
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,291
Ooh.
452
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,955
[exhales]
453
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,541
- Doc, is he okay?
454
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,127
- Oh.
Ooh.
455
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,378
I'm so sorry.
456
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,078
I, um...
457
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,576
don't know how to say this,
but...
458
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,536
I don't remember
who you brought here.
459
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,165
- Kevin. Kevin Jones.
460
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,540
- Right, right, right,
right, right.
461
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,575
Mr. Jones.
- Yeah.
462
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,877
- Gunshot, right?
- Yes.
463
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,209
- Abdomen, right?
- Yes, abdomen.
464
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,421
- Ah.
465
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,670
So sorry; I mean,
it's been a crazy night.
466
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,790
Have you ever went
a whole day without eating?
467
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,455
I mean, I--
- Is he okay?
468
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,042
- No. He's dead.
469
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,415
If you would have gotten him
here sooner, maybe.
470
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,542
Hey,
the cops will probably ask,
471
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,705
but did you happen
to see who shot him?
472
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,455
- No.
They were...
473
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,792
they were wearing masks.
474
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,125
I...
- Oh! That's good.
475
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,498
I'm so proud of our city
476
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,923
being so careful
during this pandemic.
477
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,710
Oh, speaking of which...
478
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,579
Yeah, um...
479
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:30,287
you have to wear this
if you wanna be in here.
480
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,495
It's not brand new,
but still works.
481
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,633
Yeah.
482
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:39,419
Um, sorry for your loss.
[exhales]
483
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:50,417
- ♪ I will remember you ♪
484
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:55,670
♪ Will you remember me? ♪
485
00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,921
♪ Don't let your life ♪
486
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000
♪ Pass you by ♪
487
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,043
♪ Weep not for ♪
488
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:14,955
♪ The memories ♪
489
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,171
♪ Na-na, na-na ♪
490
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,170
♪ Weep not for ♪
491
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:27,380
♪ The memories ♪
492
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,708
- You ever had
a gun pulled out on you?
493
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,172
- Yes, I have.
494
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,040
- When you grow up in New York
and you getting robbed,
495
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,625
you can't be crying,
you know what I'm saying?
496
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,329
- Because you cry,
you know what I'm saying--
497
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,497
'cause there might be someone
in the hood that's robbing you,
498
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,253
you know what I'm saying,
and then he'll go back.
499
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,633
- Wil, Wil.
I know what you're saying.
500
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,999
You can just tell the story.
501
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,753
- I mean, no big deal,
you know what I'm saying?
502
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,214
It's like...
- No.
503
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,331
I know what you're--that's
what I'm trying to tell you.
504
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I know what you're saying.
505
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You don't have to say,
506
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"You know what I'm saying"
every time.
507
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- It's more like a comma,
you know what I'm saying?
508
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