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We're in the middle of nowhere!

[HEART BEATING]

[SOBBING]

I don't wanna die alone out here.

I wanna go home, you guys.

I wanna get outta here.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We gotta go over some stuff, so

why don't you guys give me an update on how planning's going?

Are these the cameras?

They are.

These are going out to all the girls,

to get some extra behind the scenes

before we even get to Maine.

Like, they get to show their life before they go to Maine.

And we get to learn something about them.

And then they're also bringing them to Maine

and filming while we're there. - Oh, yeah.

I wanna see these cameras in those girls' hands,

like, constantly.

So Missy said that should be taping

everything about my life.

Like, my day to day stuff.

So I just woke up, and I'm gonna wash my face,

'cause that's really interesting.

So shortly I'm going to start packing.

I have a lot to pack!

So after eight hours of flying, now

we're driving to Maine, because I guess

Maine doesn't have airports.

MAN: Hey, what's your name?

I'm Mary.

Yo, I'm back.

Leaving for Maine in six days.

I know Amina's gonna be there, and she's

one of my best friends.

And Fractal will be there.

And Rigel will be there.

Oh, and Evan.

Evan's a little kooky, but we love Evan.

[CHATTERING]

So it means we're taping early into this morning.

They say it's back on Friday.

We're leaving Monday morning.

So the best thing I could come up with me walking here

in the house, a bunch of fucking cats,

and me sitting here at 2:00 fucking AM, getting drunk.

In addition to all the cameras that these girls have,

I'm also gonna have lipstick cameras set up all

around the house, just getting surveillance

footage of the bedrooms, out on the deck, by day

the confessional.

Just everywhere, so even when they're not on my camera,

they're not on their cameras, they're just constantly

covered, 24 hours a day.

[CHATTERING]

And then we have Maine, which I'm actually, like,

increasingly excited about.

I hate packing.

I also hate unpacking.

But I like going places, like Maine.

OK, it's packing time.

Bye-bye.

Rigel, any photos the girls upload from their cameras,

It's not gonna happen.

It means that the-- the calendar is then pointless.

We leave on Monday, and it's Saturday evening.

I don't even know what town we're going to.

All I know is that we're going to Maine.

Hi.

So right now I'm packing to go on this little Maine adventure.

I'm pretty much bringing about half of my wardrobe,

because I expect it to be really quite cold

and pretty shitty out there.

I'm nervous.

I don't know what they're gonna make me do.

They didn't really-- they said to bring really cute clothes.

So I'm assuming they're not gonna make me, like,

climb rocks in daisy dukes.

These are the 12 calendar girls.

Yeah, these are the 12 calendar girls.

[CHATTERING]

I've never been to Maine.

I've never found a reason to go to fucking Maine.

The moose outnumber the humans 3-1 where we're going.

Yeah, are there any other houses here?

The place we've gotten is in the middle of nowhere.

There's not gonna be any neighbors around.

I've heard that we're gonna have to, like,

take a seaplane out to where it is, So like, I'm flying

into Boston and then pretty driving, like, a can or a bus

or something for a few hours, and then taking, like, a plane.

I leave for Maine in the morning.

I'm also thinking about making a list of things I

need to bring to Maine with me.

I'll probably bring some sage.

Hello.

It's currently 1:10 in the morning,

and I'm making a pot of coffee so that I can stay awake

to actually catch my flight.

Which is at 7:00, which means I have

to be at the airport at like 5:30 or 6:00 at the latest.

I've heard the closest town is,

like, two, three hours away.

Dude, I don't know what they're gonna make us do.

Like, what are we gonna do for 10 days

without internet access?

You're gonna take these girls out.

You're gonna shoot the best calendar possible.

Nothing is gonna go wrong.

I'm leaving for my cab.

And very tired.

I wish I was sleeping.

I'm just nervous, because the other girls

seem to know each other, the ones who I know are going.

And I'm gonna be the only person who doesn't have

previous ties to everybody.

So.

I'm getting a little nervous.

Nervous, like excited nervous.

And if there's no coffee at this place,

I'm gonna have to come home.

Oh, fuck, we're going to Maine!

MAN: A topless--

Yo, a topless lobster kind of trick

that can hang off my nipple rings.

MAN: You have to watch your nipples.

Oh!

Hey, I think Joleigh, like, has to pee.

I gotta piss!

I really gotta piss!

You gotta pull over now!

Can somebody please hand me that plastic bag.

I'll do it.

I'll pee out the window.

You're gonna put your vagina out the window?

Are we really close?

Yeah, we're really close.

- Are you gonna get sick? - No.

And do it? OK.

We're, like, three minutes away.

Three minutes away!

If you can hold it, hold it.

I have pee so bad!

Three minutes!

Hold it.

Hold it.

Shake it, shake it!

There's a bathroom up the road.

Why don't you go up the road to the bathroom

and we'll meet you there?

Why don't you kiss my ass, bitch?

All right, I could do that too.

No, guys are a bunch of pigs!

You come into the state of Maine and start

peeing all over the place! - Well, none--

Do you want me to call the troopers

and get them to come over and arrest

your ass for public indecency?

Because that's what it is.

OK.

I'm not harassing you.

I'm stating facts, and you're disgusting!

Would you bitches like us to come to your house and piss

in your front yard?

We'd welcome it, actually.

Oh, I don't think you would.

You guys are a bunch of tattooed whores!

[LAUGHTER]

Yes, I'm a whore!

Hey, what just happened?

We got caught.

I heard that.r

No, I mean, you got that.

That's because peeing in the woods means we fuck for money.

That was amazing, though.

Her calling us disrespectful, and then she

calls Bailey a fucking bitch.

Yeah.

It's like what?

Well, there's-- oh, there's a cop.

Oh, shit.

He's turning around.

Oh, God.

Now he's passing, passing.

He's pulling us over.

[LAUGHTER]

OFFICER: You guys are gonna need to pull over.

Dude, put your booze-- put your bottles fucking down.

Guys, put your drinks away.

Put your bottles down.

It doesn't matter.

We're not driving.

We're not driving.

Put your drinks away.

Make sure booze is hidden.

Open a window or something.

Don't worry about it.

Open you window.

So what do we do?

I think we should go in front of him.

'Cause we'll get In trouble if we go behind the cop.

Keep going, keep going.

I say pull over at the next time side street.

Excuse me.

Text message, text message.

"I heard you guys were a bunch of whores."

"So is that the girl that peed in a parking lot?"

"Fuck, yeah, that is."

Miss Daven has a warrant.

Surprise, surprise.

Ladies.

This place smells like a brewery.

You wanna go ahead and turn off that camera, young lady?

You want me to take that camera away from you?

Some of you ladies apparently decided to pee in full view

of the public a few miles back.

Any of you care to comment on that?

We don't do that here.

I don't know where you girls are from,

but I know you aren't from around here.

We have public decency laws in this state, ladies.

And if you can't abide by 'em, I'll take your asses to jail.

[CHUCKLING]

You think it's funny?

It's not.

I think it's funny because--

Shut up and sit down!

Shut up and sit down!

"Shut up and sit down?"

OFFICER: Do you wanna to go to jail right now?

- Joleigh, shut up! - It's not appropriate.

Don't tell me to shut up and sit down.

Three seconds to sit down and be quiet,

or you're going to jail.

Sit down, please.

One, two--

Joleigh, sit down!

Stop it.

Just sit down.

Seriously, this is ridiculous!

Ladies, if I see any of you get off

this bus in the next 20 miles, I will find a reason

to take your ass to jail.

Jesus, Joleigh.

Joleigh, like, what the fuck?

Are you texting Rigel?

- Yeah. - What'd she say?

"They let us go.

We're on the road."

Motherfucking high rate of moose crashes.

Moose crashes?

I just wanna get off the bus.

This is ridiculous.

This is taking forever.

I'm just really tired right now.

We're been on this bus forever.

[CHATTERING]

I'm really excited.

I wanna see what this place looks like.

I really can't wait to just be in a bed.

I've been up for, like, 24 hours now.

You can't see anything at all.

Come on, off the bus.

Let's go, let's go.

Seriously, let's go.

[CHATTERING]

So not fair.

OK, this way.

And this room is Joleigh and Evan.

Robin, Bully, Bailey, Mary, and James.

Just go up, up with the camera.

Up, up, up, up.

Are you looking at my fucking tits?

Pervert!

You're a whore for wearing that shirt.

Ma'am, it's not yours.

Yeah, it is.

Shut up.

Just do it.

I still can't see the counter at all.

Slut.

I ain't a slut, but I wanna be--

We're gonna share bed, and I'm just gonna tie her up.

She's gonna tie me down.

There's one, two, three beds, and we have five girls.

So why not just two girls to a bed?

You're fine with sharing one with Rigel.

Guys, we have to play Mario Kart!

I figure I'll keep getting bored.

You need help?

I'm good.

We were talking about it, and then--

Tada.

Tada.

Dreams come true.

Moose on the cups.

Totally stealing one of those.

I have a boyfriend, and I live with him.

But I like women more than men.

I didn't realize the time.

We should go to bed because we have an 11:00 AM meeting.

OK, you guys all ready?

Yay.

We are not shooting photo sets for the site.

We're shooting a calendar.

They might do a variation of poses,

but we're going for that one stellar image.

We are all here to make a good calendar.

If the calendar doesn't come out,

then this has all been worthless, all right?

So we need a calendar that's awesome,

and we need a lot of footage.

So I want everybody to go up and get

into your skimpy, little, cute outfits.

And based on your outfits, we're gonna decide

who's gonna get shot first.

And this is where we take away your phones.

I know everybody here has a phone.

If I find out you have a phone after I take 'em away,

you'll be in trouble.

So you guys got about 10 minutes to go upstairs,

get in a cute, little, skimpy outfit,

and we're gonna reconvene down here.

[CHATTERING]

You must bring your phones down with you.

I will be collecting them.

Make sure to bring your phones with you.

Is that your cute outfit?

This is it.

Wow.

You wanna be in this fucking calendar or what?

- Um, little, tight, short. - Slutty.

Sluttastic.

- Is this like a contest? - I don't know.

I know.

I feel so-- under so much pressure right now.

- Who can be the sluttiest? - I win.

I do have this, because it was in my car

and I didn't wanna leave it in there.

We're gonna start with phone collection.

These will be staying with staff.

Nothing's gonna happen to them.

If any of you have a second phone

and you're not giving it up, you're gonna

get booted from the shoot.

All right?

This is my pho9ne.

It's going in too.

So based on cute little outfits, Joleigh, can you stand up?

You too.

And Bailey, the sourpuss, you're shooting today.

All right.

OK.

So Roza, Evan, Bailey, and Joleigh.

Those are the four that are shooting today.

We're all gonna get started on this photo set.

You guys should have your cameras out,

the rest of the girls that are not shooting, and hanging

out and walking the shoots.

You're not supposed to be running around the property.

There is also a confessional booth.

It is through this room.

What's really cool about the confessional

is that it is getting broadcast to Suicide Girls live.

OK?

Oh, shit.

Wait, I have a question.

For makeup-wise?

It's basically the same as the Suicide Girls site.

We don't want heavy, heavy makeup.

It just hides the girl too, too much, you know?

Yeah, definitely.

But just consult with me.

I really like her look right now, with, like, the darker

eyes and the pale lips.

Everybody good? - Yeah.

Good.

You look like a murdered--

No, I--

Woo!

Cheers.

Cheers.

Do we get to do, like, a dock set?

That would be hot.

We are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Middle of nowhere.

We drove where six hours from kind of the middle of nowhere

to get here.

You know?

That's far.

Yes, it is.

That's your first try.

Mary's like a super star.

Here I'm holding--

I'm holding the light board.

Completely posed.

It's about this far over here, you

doing archery with the bear.

It's fun.

Make it your own. It'll be totally fun.

We're gonna do a couple test shots,

and then we're gonna get ready.

Look, she's got a fucking crossbow.

We're good right here.

These shoes suck.

The bear is a prop, OK?

The photo's about you, but the bear's a prop.

So I'm gonna need you right here.

I guess I'm, like, from Minnesota,

and this just is, like, too close.

I could kick it.

It did not start out well.

Like, they had this, like, little cute bear,

and she would not shoot with it.

Evan doesn't do bears.

This is like what a JC Penny hunting

catalog would have in it.

What do you wanna do?

Well, I just said it.

I wanted to, like, like, lean over.

Like, pretend like I'm hunting him.

You know, I'm hunting this bear.

But the prop's over there, so you wanna

be this tiny in the photo?

She's like, oh, I can't shoot the set.

It's not realistic.

And you know, I should be over here,

because if I was really doing a bow and arrow, like,

I would be there.

We were like, girl, this a calendar,

and you're supposed to be in the same shot as the bear,

and you're not really shooting the bear.

I don't know.

It just, like, looks retarded.

Why don't you put your leg on it, like you just had a kill.

Because it's still alive.

It has an arrow in it.

- Yeah. - See?

I like that.

Strangle the bear!

Strangle the bear?

Straddle it,

Straddle it,

Evan is--

I don't know how you would describe her anything

other than bat shit crazy.

She's nuts.

So you can do whatever you want,

but you have to stay by the prop.

I'm just, like, totally not feeling it.

I just think it's stupid.

She really wanted a picture of the arrow

flying through the air and, like, stabbing the bear.

And she was all triumphant in the background.

We had to explain what a picture was versus a video.

Why can't you just act like you're shooting it?

If I pretend like I'm crouching down or something,

it's just hotter.

Like-- like I'm sneaking up on it.

I'm killing it.

Not like I'm standing in front of it like--

Fine, do whatever you want.

But if it's shitty, we won't use it.

Evan's a fucking pain in the ass.

Dude, if you're gonna throw big of a fucking fit,

I won't shoot it at all.

Amina put up with it pretty OK for the beginning,

and then was like--

Why can't you just put your leg on top of the bear?

And she says, but it's still living!

It's a fucking fake bear.

It never was living.

Perfect.

A little bit this way.

I always feel like I need--

I'm gonna switch yours.

That's what you should do.

Wait, should we all--

Were you filming it?

Quinne asks me to join them for a walk.

And I said, yeah.

I was really bored.

So I went with them for a walk.

I feel like I'm, like, Head creep, though.

You're-- you're head of the creep tour.

Head of the creep division.

What?

I'm not going over there.

Lots of them.

I don't know how into this I am.

Look.

Am I-- that's weird.

That's where the baby's buried, that died in the--

We went towards, like, the woods,

towards the lake and the house.

We saw all these graves.

And, uh, it was a little weird.

Look.

I'm still not wearing the right footwear.

Yeah, but look, right?

I'm not wearing anything that's right for--

Oh, that's weird.

Yeah, that is actually a pretty huge clump of land.

That's what I mean.

We should take the crosses and, like, move them somewhere.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, come on.

I don't know about it.

I hope when I'm dead people fuck with me.

Bailey decides it'd be a good idea to just start

messing with these graves.

Dude, it's not like it's midnight.

It's like 3:00 in the afternoon.

Look at the little one.

Emily.

Little Emma.

OK, Emma and Allie.

They're sisters.

Why are the crosses fucking different?

Oh, my God!

So that's his sister?

What does that say?

Mary?

Mary Watson?

I am so not fucking into this.

I am fucking outta here.

Don't fuck with somebody's--

- Be nice! - I'm not fucking with it.

I'm just looking at all.

Respect the dead.

They're fucking, like, picking up the tombstones.

Although, you know, I could just pull it out!

Bailey goes running up to it.

She's already shitfaced.

And she thinks it's gonna be a really funny idea to pull

one of the headstones out.

Although, you know, I could just pull it out.

You know, just pull it out.

Maybe we should switch them.

- I just came to look at it. - Dude!

Switch 'em. Grab the other one.

Don't.

No, don't fucking do that!

Dude, I'm gonna get haunted by the dead later.

All right, that's it. There we go.

No, that's not good enough.

You gotta put that back there.

Dude, like anybody else is gonna find it.

What if-- what if you get haunted

and you have to come all the way back to Maine to fix it?

All right, hold that.

You're gonna regret that.

I didn't know pull it out.

Well, that's because your crotch is in the way.

Bailey, don't fuck with it!

Like, seriously, don't fuck with it.

No, I'm not.

I'm trying to put it back! - You already did.

Go back to the shanty.

Yeah, let's go look at that, instead of this.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm a nice girl.

I don't usually get pissed at people.

And even if I do, I hold it in.

But this one, I wasn't gonna hold it in.

Like, that's completely wrong.

And I was pissed, and I'm still pissed.

Great.

What were you guys doing back here?

You didn't include that guy.

We're supposed to be doing a calendar.

Well, you fix it, then.

I apparently don't care.

But we're not in the calendar right now.

You don't know even know property's ours and what isn't.

You can't just like wander around.

Bailey has no commonsense.

Cheers.

I'm gonna try to forget.

I'm done with you.

It says fucking "maneater" above her vag.

It just reminds me of an angry vagina.

Lay back.

Bailey's gone.

She's gone!

Uh, don't ask me how or to where, because nobody knows.

So what's up?

All right, right now I'm pissed off, 'cause it

looks like Bailey took off.

I don't know where the fuck she went.

Maybe she was bullshitting us the whole time had her car

keys, but her shit's gone.

I don't know what fuck happened.

And I'm, like, so pissed off right now.

Bailey got in an argument with Amina.

Amina was really annoyed with her, extremely annoyed.

All of a sudden, she just takes off.

She just leaves.

You are now a calendar girl.

Because I need somebody to replace it.

OK.

Bailey, from now on, will have nothing

to do with Suicide Girls, because as soon as I

tell Missy this, she's off.

Any of you all pull this shit again, you're off too.

Seriously.

I don't know what Bailey was here for,

but we all came to do a photo shoot

and have fun and meet each other.

But I mean, if she's gonna leave--

You know, I honestly think good riddance.

And I'm the bitch here that will say it,

but she was fucking drama anyways, all right?

Yeah.

From the minute she stepped in here.

Amina is pissed off that she doesn't

have control of situation, because girls are missing.

Rigel, who's supposed to be coordinating,

has no idea where Bailey is.

And on top of that, now she has to shoot

a calendar shoot, which she's completely not prepared to do.

It's cool.

At least we have extra people to be the calendar girl.

Like, we're not fucked for a girl, because we have Rigel.

Thank you, model coordinator.

We don't know where Bailey went,

and nobody seems to give a shit.

I have so much energy.

I could run a marathon.

I don't know if I can shoot anymore.

[CHATTERING]

[CHEERING]

No, like, I wanna be all cliched and shit.

I wanna hear Mary's ghost stories.

Ghost stories?

No, nothing other than, like, my aunt's house

being, like, haunted, stuff, like, flying off my walls.

What?

One day my house would totally fucking do that.

Yeah.

Because I told you about how, like, my loft is--

it's like almost a century old.

It just has like a weird vibe to it.

So I'm standing in the kitchen, I see somebody standing

in my bedroom.

And I look, and it's like kind of there for a second,

and then poof, it's gone.

I couldn't handle anything like that.

I, like, have sleep paralysis.

It's like a sleep disorder, where you--

your body secretes a chemical to keep you stationary

while you're dreaming, so you don't

start acting out your dreams.

Mine is like what they term "the visitor."

I see or sense--

sometimes I see, like, somebody standing at the foot of my bed.

Oh, my God.

And of course, I can't move.

I can't move, and there is nothing I can do about it.

[GUNSHOTS]

Can we go in?

[GUNSHOT]

Can we go in?

That was not a cap gun.

There's a guy over there.

He's over there.

Um, I'm gonna go inside now.

Grab it.

Three shots get fired.

This fucking burly mountain man comes out of the woods.

Hey.

Hello, girls.

Good.

Them markers have been touched.

This guy, who is apparently the caretaker of the cabin,

wanders up and just starts going off.

You get up.

Why?

Up!

He singles James out.

He must have thought she was Bailey,

because he starts screaming at her that "you know better."

You should know better!

Why?

Why is it me that he's looking at?

What did you do?

I have no idea what he's talking about.

I'm just scared shitless.

What the fuck did you do?

I have no idea.

You didn't do anything.

Nobody knew what the fuck happened.

And I don't-- I don't think anybody is really in the mood

for a good time anymore.

I'm not cool with this.

He was so mad at all of us, like it was our fault,

like we did something.

I'm ready to come home already.

I just got here.

First things first, we're gonna shoot four sets today.

And we have to get them done fast,

because the weather forecast says that we're gonna--

it's not gonna be this beautiful for the rest

of the time we're here.

And there are storms coming.

So this might be the last day of sunshine.

So the rest of you ladies, I need

you to have your camcorders out, you know,

and documenting everything that's going on.

I don't want you just sitting around doing nothing, OK?

And that's about it.

Any questions?

Yeah, where is Evan?

I don't fucking care.

I hope that she's fucking pouting somewhere.

Because, seriously, I'm not gonna fucking

concern myself with that now.

Has anybody seen Evan this morning?

No.

While we're all here.

No.

The last time I saw her was last night.

Yeah, I got up and got a glass of water,

and she wasn't on the couch last night.

So. - Yeah, I don't fucking care.

I hate her.

I'm glad she's gone. She's gone.

Thank god.

First, I am doing you, Daven.

We're gonna do the axe chopping thing.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

After that, it's Mary on the tire swing.

Which is right over there.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

And then Bully, you get to do fishing,

which I'm stoked about.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

Dude, that's hot.

That's hot.

Good job.

I'm gonna go get my whisky.

We are missing Evan.

We could talk about that.

Yeah, Evan's gone.

Evan's fucking gone.

She's been gone.

We don't know where she went.

Evan's gone now.

Which makes two.

She probably packed her shit and left

in the middle of the night, because she's

a fucking crazy person.

As far as being upset about Evan,

I'm gonna have to go with nay.

And Amina doesn't give a shit, like it's the most

normal thing in the world.

People are not here anymore!

That is not fucking normal!

That is not OK.

What do you think?

How's that feel?

I would like to say to everybody out there,

I wish I had a clock, but we don't have clocks here.

Do another.

Don't talk shit about my--

We don't have cellphones.

No laptops.

This is our only way of communication

with the outside world.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, stick it right there and, like,

really give it a good squeeze.

Holy shit.

I know.

They're really hard for real boobs.

An apple a day helps keep the doctor away.

[LAUGHTER]

And we're having temperature problems with the hot tub,

but I'm gonna get in anyway, because it's a hot tub.

Again, Soren makes everything work correctly.

It's way hotter than it was before when

it wasn't turned on.

You--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Everybody in the house pretty much

is sitting in this hot tub.

I kind of decided not to join in the, uh,

drunken lesbian petting zoo action.

Truth or dare.

Oh, no.

Truth or dare.

Bully, I dare you to stand up and take your top off.

Push your boobs into Bully's face.

Do you want my boobs in your face?

And she doesn't--

Do it.

Do it!

Isn't she cute?

[CHATTERING]

All right, here we go.

Quinne's just putting them in the face.

[LAUGHTER]

Try to stay out of my asshole.

Right here.

[LAUGHTER]

We're gonna go shoot Fractal's set on an island.

And we're taking a boat over there.

And I'm gonna bring a couple girls with me that I know will

be helpful with the reflectors.

I would love it if you would go, Daven.

Daven.

And Quinne.

And then me.

Obviously, Rigel has to go.

And Sawa's gonna help us out with cameras.

Have fun. Bye.

I thought you were coming, but no.

I thought I was too.

That's a sexy pose.

Oh, well.

All right, well, I'll see you.

Are those boats or rocks?

I don't know how deep it is.

They swim, you know,

They swim?

Yeah.

Listen.

Those guys, they swim.

Why can't I shoot on the porch?

I gotta go on the boat, leaking gas.

Those are the breaks.

It's a loon.

Look how far they can swim.

I was listening to all kinds of noise last night.

I love loons.

You girls did a really good job.

Yeah, that's good.

She's not here.

Why can't you smile some?

I think you're pretty when you smile.

You too goth for smiling?

I just don't like to.

I'm just too gothy.

Ready.

I kinda want you to throw your head over your shoulder.

Just a-- perfect, like that.

Chin down just a bit.

Eyes at the camera.

That's way hot.

Let's change it up a little bit.

What are you gonna do with the camera.

[CHUCKLING]

Stand over there and balance the sunlight.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

Lean into the camera.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

I just gotta pee.

I'll be right back.

How far away is that fucking boat?

She just--

Should we go get her?

She can't poop there.

How far is the toilet?

That's what I was thinking.

It's pretty far.

I like the very ambiguous toilet this way sign.

Fractal, I don't know.

Do you wanna go find her with me?

Because I'm worried, 'cause she got lost.

And when she hears the boat, she'll come.

Geez, we gotta go.

Yeah.

OK.

But if she yells back, like you hear?

Yeah.

Fractal, the boat's here.

We gotta go.

Fractal, yo!

Oh.

Fractal?

Fractal!

Fractal!

What's that?

Fractal?

Fractal!

She just had walked into the woods.

You can hear her? She's answering back?

No, I thought I heard something.

Fractal?

Maybe it was like another--

Fractal!

Dude, what the fuck?

- Fractal! - I'm losing it.

Dude, she's around here fucking somewhere.

Yeah, she walked this way.

You saw her walk this way?

Yeah, we saw her walk this way.

- Yeah. - Fractal!

I think we need to figure out how

to call the cops or something.

Call the cops about what, dude?

At least they'll be able to, like, help us find her

or look for her.

Maybe she just got lost.

We need to go there to get the cops

so we can tell them what we saw, what's happening.

We're not gonna her.

We need to get the cops here.

Fuck it.

I don't wanna leave without her.

It's gonna be OK.

We're gonna find her.

We're gonna get somebody back here.

it's gonna be OK.

Nobody out here knows what they're doing in the woods.

There's no Fractal.

Fractal's gone.

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

How are we gonna tell people that, yeah, we lost Fractal.

It's gonna be fine, but just, if you go out,

take somebody with you, and, like, make sure somebody

knows where you're going all the time.

Like, I can't have like Bailey's leaving and then

fucking Evan, and then this. I can't.

You guys gotta stay together and don't go anywhere alone.

Fractal went missing.

Which is really getting crazy.

Down there.

So I called 911.

They said that there's a parked plane in the area.

And they said 10 to 15, minutes they will have somebody here.

OK.

OK, I promise you, everything is gonna be fine.

Was she in the woods? She's not.

No. See that clearing right there?

That's where we went.

It's not that big of an island.

This isn't fucking funny.

It was literally like 10 feet from there.

So the cops are coming in a plane?

Yeah.

There's a seaplane.

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

Hey.

OK, so we were over on that island right there,

and a girl we were with walked into the woods

and said she'll be right back and never came back.

So--

Went into the woods by herself?

Yeah.

Who's going out to show me where you were?

- I will. - You're going with?

- I'll go out, yeah. - All right.

So do you have any kind of contingency

plan, like if you get lost, you are to head in which direction?

What I told her is, if you get lost, head for water.

Like, head out towards the water.

OK, circle the island.

I've been calling for her for an hour.

I understand.

I'm not gonna stop, but I'm just saying.

No, I wouldn't stop until your voice is gone.

Fractal!

Fractal!

Fractal!

Fractal?

His name's Issy.

He's basically harmless.

He's got the education of a fourth grader.

Very sheltered, doesn't bother anybody.

I'm not-- I'm sorry, sir.

I'm not mean.

I wanna find my best friend, and I'm very worried.

What does he mean, he's sorry?

I didn't do nothing!

I didn't do nothing, nothing!

Why are we leaving?

We're not leaving.

We're not.

Dude, you're letting that guy get away.

Izzy's been here for the past 30 years.

He's not going anywhere.

Fractal!

I don't know.

Where the hell could she have gotten to?

I don't fucking know.

She's over here?

What?

What?

Who?

Fractal.

What?

What the fuck?

She's over here?

What the fuck?

What's going on?

Where were you?

You guys left me on that fucking island!

What's going on?

This how you take care of your own?

I didn't fucking leave you anywhere, dude.

You left me on that fucking island.

You didn't hear me screaming for you?

You weren't fucking screaming.

We were right over there.

Everybody's looking for you.

We have the fucking cops out.

I had to wait and scream until the caretaker found me.

And we went to the damn toilet, and you weren't there.

Are you people-- don't fucking touch me!

You people fucking left me there!

[SOBBING]

All right, right.

You're all right now.

You know me better than that.

That's why I couldn't fucking believe it.

I was fucking screaming, and nobody could fucking hear me.

I went in the woods, I got lost, and I couldn't find any of you.

Get in the fucking house.

Stay together and chill. 'Cause she's here.

All we've been doing.

It's OK.

What are you--

I'm fucking freezing.

How did you get back?

The fucking caretaker found me.

The what?

The caretaker.

We really are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Like, if you call the cops here, they have

to be flown in on a seaplane.

Where are these girls?

That was a big ordeal.

People were looking.

The cops were called.

Please don't go away again.

Please don't go anywhere alone, please?

The cops have been called.

Can I speak to you for a moment?

Listen to me.

Cameras.

You guys take a break or something, please?

No fucking reason to--

Can the attitude, young lady, until I talk to that caretaker.

Where are they?

Inside of my suitcase.

All right, which one is it?

[SOBBING]

Is it over in the corner?

Yeah.

This fucking cop is acting like we're playing

some fucking practical joke. It's a prank.

Ha ha.

This is not my idea of a prank, you know?

We're not fucking with him.

We're being fucked with.

We need help.

Don't wanna answer any--

'cause I don't have any fucking answers.

I really don't.

Whose camera is?

OK.

What is this?

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Fucking blood.

That is fucking blood.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

What the fuck is that shit?

Is this-- is this--

get up!

Get up!

What the fuck is that?

What the fuck?

I ran out there, and she was, like, tied up onto the table.

And like, a sheet was on her that was covered in blood.

What the--

Somebody check inside.

I don't know.

And she doesn't have any cuts.

So it's-- it's gotta be something else's blood.

I don't know what.

[COUGHING]

I don't know.

What the fuck.

Where is everybody?

Wait, stop one second.

One second.

I came down here and--

We'll get you--

And somebody came up from behind me.

He wrapped me in a sheet.

Who in this house would be tying up a girl on a table.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Come here. It's OK.

Come on.

We're just gonna--

No.

Daven is tied up to the table, covered in a sheet with blood

on it?

Did they touch you?

Did they hurt you?

OK, where's your stuff?

We're getting to the point where

we just all wanna go home.

Like, this isn't funny.

You don't know what they look like?

No.

It's OK.

It's OK, OK.

All right.

OK.

In the drawer, in the room.

Like, I seriously wanna fucking go home.

The thing is, we don't know where Roza is,

and we don't know where Mary is.

I'm freezing.

So what happened?

I came downstairs, and, like, I'm

right they're, going into the kitchen,

and fucking, like, somebody comes

up behind me with the fucking sheet and puts it over my head.

Why the fuck didn't you scream or something?

Why didn't you do shit?

I was fucking scared.

Like, there's a creepy ass guy in the woods,

and, like, doors don't fucking lock.

I'm going outside.

OK, I'm gonna go with her, 'cause I don't want

anybody to be alone right now.

Do we need to call the cops?

Like, what?

Are we gonna sit here and think about what

happened instead of, like, actually fucking do something?

We didn't even mention to the cops yesterday about Evan.

I mean, how are we supposed to look for them?

Like, we can't--

I mean--

We can't leave.

So no one wants to call the cops?

What are we gonna tell them?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

It's gonna take 'em two to get here,

and then they're gonna freaking yell

at us for wasting their time.

Especially if it's that same guy.

What are the-- what are the cops gonna do?

None of the girls here are mean or, like, would want

to hurt somebody like that.

Like, I've talked to all of you at some point,

and you're all, like, good people.

It's-- it's something else, and we gotta figure out what.

Sometimes, when you're out in the middle of nowhere, like,

law enforcement doesn't care about outsiders.

To these people, we are fucking freaks.

And I just wanna go home.

Then everybody realizes that three more girls are missing.

Mary, Roza, and Soren.

They're gone.

So one girl's tied to a fucking table.

Three more girls are gone, on top of Bailey and Evan.

Getting a little tired of all this bullshit.

This isn't exactly what I signed up for.

I'm sorry.

You would have heard me getting tied up and put on a table,

my loud fucking mouth.

Maybe she was gagged or something.

She was gagged.

I pulled it out of her mouth.

But you'd still be hearing my ass.

I would be kicking on the table.

I'd be slamming my wrists on the arm.

I don't know.

I don't understand why we're still shooting today.

The calendar needs to be produced.

There's too much riding on it.

You know what I mean?

Like, if we are out here and, like, that thing doesn't get

produced this is all a fucking huge waste.

No shit.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hey, thanks.

I appreciate it.

Amina and I have been friends for almost four years now.

Amina is definitely one of my best friends.

I'm kinda seeing a different side of her.

Like, she just is so focused on this one thing that anything

going on around her, it just doesn't matter.

It's the calendar or I don't even know what.

She's kind of pissing me off.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

You're done.

That was awesome.

You looked really good.

Thank you.

It's disappointing and annoying.

I don't understand it.

I'm really, really starting to get fucking worried.

And I don't know who to go to.

Where's everyone else?

I have no idea.

Half of our fucking girls are gone, so.

All I have to do is make the models are happy.

If they're all happy-- they're just lot.

They're just not here.

So what are you gonna do about it?

I don't know what I'm gonna do about it.

Why am I in charge of all this?

'Cause you're the model coordinator.

I suck. You know that.

I don't think you suck.

I think that you're just skittish.

I couldn't sleep last night, because every time

I closed my eyes, I had a panic attack.

You watch horror movies. What happens next.

What do we have to do? [CHUCKLING]

I'm serious.

Like, are we just gonna hang out and just deal with it?

Just don't put your glasses on or have sex with anyone.

Glasses? Why?

Because it's always the cute girl with glasses that gets,

like, axe murdered.

Didn't you wanna talk to somebody?

I don't even know what's been going on.

No, no, no. I don't wanna.

I don't wanna talk to anybody.

I don't wanna talk to anybody.

Are you just saying that?

Or do you mean it? - No, I'm just--

no, I mean it. I don't wanna talk to anybody.

That's cool.

Go ahead and--

Give me your sweater.

Just kneel for now.

I'm gonna take some of those shots.

Why can't the shoots wait one more day

and find these people that are missing today?

It's really important that we all stick together,

and that we all, like--

especially those of us that are still here.

I'm pretty sure the three of them just alienated themselves.

Maybe we should try talking when she's not shooting.

Because Amina gets really stressed out when she shoots.

Like--

She should be really stressed out

that she's in charge of a project

and her girls are going fucking missing.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

Joleigh, could you grab some mascara, black?

I know you have to get a calendar done,

but we have a lot of days.

Yeah, I'm in charge of a calendar.

I'm not in charge of going and looking for missing girls.

Humans are a little more important than a calendar.

Then why don't you go out and look for 'em?

'Cause you're just standing around too.

What do you mean, I'm just standing around?

- You are just standing around. - I've been trying to help you.

You've been standing around all day.

Go look for 'em.

Why are you telling me to go look for 'em?

Because you guys are supposedly the ones in charge.

I'm in charge of a calendar.

What do you think I'm doing right now?

Why don't you go find somebody to call?

Because I have to do the calendar.

Because we're supposed to go to you guys.

For the calendar.

No.

My priority is a calendar.

But OK, now we're missing four girls,

and no one seems to give a flying fuck, especially you!

- I don't care. - Why?

Because I don't care.

Because I'm an asshole.

Why do you think they have me running this?

'Cause I'm an asshole. I don't care.

I'm not missing.

I don't give a shit.

My best friends aren't missing. I don't care.

I don't know the rest of the girls.

For all I know, they're gallivanting

through the fucking forest.

I seriously doubt they're gallivanting

through the fucking forest. - Then they're frolicking.

I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

You can go look for 'em.

If you're so worried, go look for 'em.

Go.

Why don't you girls just go in the fucking house?

Because all you're doing is holding up

everything that we're actually trying to accomplish.

Maybe we should just stop doing everything and waste--

Can you guys just stop?

Shut the fuck up!

You're the guys screaming.

I was on a shoot, not waiting up

at fucking dawn and wandering out into the woods by myself.

How do you know they wandered?

Did anybody watch them wander off into the woods

by themselves?

Go and look for them.

Oh, Jesus Christ, just fucking go inside.

I thought she suggested we just off after them.

Yeah, after she said, don't go fucking anywhere.

Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere.

Don't go anywhere.

How do you know they didn't just wander off?

Because who's gonna wander off in the morning?

We are not wandering off.

We're doing everything we're supposed to,

and all they care about is getting

a goddamn calendar done!

The calendar doesn't fucking matter!

It's human life!

Make your blowjob face.

You know what I'm talking about.

I don't like that face.

I don't like that face either.

Do what you're doing, but I need your face up. 'Cause right

now you're hiding your eyes.

Perfect.

We were asking them to go look for these girls,

to help us find them, and Fractal

told me to shut the fuck up.

Who the fuck does she think she is?

And then you have the rest of us,

who actually are decent people, and we just want

to find the missing people.

Chin down just a bit.

It's not safe anymore.

And there's nowhere to get help.

Because nobody cares.

That's awesome.

I'm not able to paint.

I'm not gonna fucking die.

Put 'em up beside that can of gasoline.

I just don't know where these girls are.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

I don't understand why nobody cares.

I don't understand why it's such a wrong thing,

I ask where they are.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

I don't wanna die alone out here.

I wanna go home, you guys.

I wanna get outta here. I don't wanna do this anymore.

I didn't sign up for this.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

Wanna go home.

Yay!

The calendar is done. Everybody has been shot.

Yeah, I know. I know.

That's great.

I know you're angry at me, but there's nothing

I can do about the situation.

Whatever.

Everybody should go get dressed up, look

nice for the big wrap party.

We have lots of champagne, lots of drinks.

Are we gonna call anybody?

For James.

Or anything?

There's nothing we can do.

They have not been missing for 24 hours.

There is nothing we can do.

Did you-- did you call?

Last time the cop came out, he thought we were a joke, so.

Can you--

They haven't been missing for 24 hours.

Evan's like a worst case scenario.

Like--

Evan's been missing 24 hours.

Yeah.

Evan's a fucking Loony Tune, dude.

For all I know-- - But she's still a person.

For all I know--

She's still a human, though.

I don't know.

She's still a human.

All right, well, I can have a good time,

and I'm going to have a good time.

So get nice.

You can put on that puffy silk dress.

Rigel.

Yeah?

The calendar shoot is done.

We should be celebrating. - Yeah.

OK.

I know that Joleigh is still freaking out.

I don't wanna mention anyone.

Just-- just chill.

I'm gonna find some rope and make a leash,

and attach it to all the girls, and hold it in my hand.

You're gonna have to Photoshop that out in the sets.

Don't fucking let Fractal wander anywhere.

No, she's not going alone.

OK.

Champagne, get drunk, be happy.

I'll make out with you in the jacuzzi.

'Cause we love that.

That's good.

Wait for us.

That's really lovely.

Let me see the shot from earlier, or me and James.

You doing better?

It's gonna be hard for me to celebrate.

I'm just-- I'm just stressed out.

I just want happy family time.

I wanna all be together.

Oh, wait.

Let it out.

Uh, white zinfandel.

My figure.

So I poured that many because I'm gonna double fist.

Oh, yes.

I think Amina should toast.

I can't stay up.

I can't do it.

I can't toast when I'm stressing out.

Still got one in your hand.

You can't toast that the calendar's done?

Look at me.

Look at me!

We came here and did what we came her for.

With fucking people missing.

What?

With people missing?

What we can do right now is be happy that what

we came here to do is done.

Do you wanna sit and mope all night?

Is that what you want us to do?

No.

Do you wanna go sit by the fire and cry?

They're people.

I totally understand, but--

You know what?

You weren't this fucking upset yesterday, when

there were two people missing.

I was freaking out when you were gone.

We can't do anything.

I'm sorry.

I'll just stop crying.

I understand that you're upset.

Like, we're all--

Way to ruin a moment, honestly.

If you were so upset, why would even come downstairs?

I was just asking you now.

I wanted you to be here and just kind of celebrate, like,

what we've done.

Everything that's been done.

We're a fucking family.

Get back there.

Where are you?

Can you please just go in?

Joleigh's, like, spastic, freaking out, crying, bawling.

Like, that's not a party.

That's not definitive of a party.

Was she your best friend?

Is your best friend missing?

Do you even know these girls?

They're still people.

- What do you want me to do? - Well--

There's nothing that I can do.

There's nothing that Rigel can do.

I thought were, like, all grown-ups here.

And honestly--

I don't know.

I feel like we need to do something else.

There's nothing we can do to help them other than to go

out in the woods ourselves.

I think that that's what we need to do.

I care.

Go outside and look for the girls.

Hey!

Soren!

Mary!

Soren!

Help us!

Bully, Bully!

Rigel was just like, James, and Bully, and Daven are gone.

And they're on a shoot.

James is gone?

And somebody said that you said she was out.

But I don't--

That's what I've assumed since I got up.

You just assumed it. Nobody told you that.

No. What about Bully and Daven?

I saw all their stuff in there.

And Bully and Daven.

So you just assumed.

Let's go find the others girls.

So you did see 'em when you woke up.

No, I haven't seen them at all today.

I was the first person awake.

James and Bully and Daven are gone.

They're on a shoot.

OK, I wasn't worrying about it, because you told me--

I'm still here, and I'm not--

they haven't seen anyone all fucking day?

No, they have not seen her on camera all day.

What the fuck do do?

Let's get the fucking phones, and let's call the cops.

Because now this is eight girls missing.

I'll get the phones.

Yeah.

Where is fucking Joleigh?

She's probably just crying in a corner somewhere.

I don't know why nobody else is.

No, she's up there.

She's right there.

What is she doing up there?

What-- what?

What the fuck is going on?

I don't know.

Are they on the boat?

No, it's the crew guy.

Yeah, we were supposed to have a happy boat adventure today.

OK, so who are we missing? We're missing--

We're missing everybody.

I wanna know what you guys know.

Because you're-- like, I can't figure out if you're like

a hypochondriac, or like overreacting, or if you're just

like trying to fake front.

Oh.

The phones are in the trailer.

Who saw them last night?

You were the first person.

I was the second person in bed.

Where was James?

Was James up with you?

No, James said she was going to bed.

What about Bully and Daven?

I don't know.

You don't remember, and you're asking me if I remember?

I'm starting to really think that you guys are,

like, covering for somebody.

- Covering for somebody? - What?

Yeah.

No, I don't understand.

Where the fuck could they go?

How the fuck would they get there?

Why would I be covering for somebody when I'm asking--

I don't know. I don't know.

I found the phones.

The closest town is two hours away.

How the fuck could I know?

That's Bully's.

Where the fuck are the batteries?

I don't even know which iPhone's mine.

Well, it doesn't fucking matter, 'cause none of 'em have

fucking batteries in it.

How could they all be dead?

Doesn't even fucking matter.

What the fuck?

No, really, what the fuck?

Why are there no batteries?

Because somebody's fucking with us.

That's why.

This isn't like just a fluke, that all the batteries

are missing out the phones.

What's going on that you guys aren't telling me?

What the fuck is going on that you're not telling us?

No, no, no, no, no!

Because these two girls have been together, like, with me

this whole time.

And you guys have been running around.

I don't know what you're doing over there.

What were you doing?

They've been-- they have been my side the whole time.

What do you know that we don't know?

You guys are the ones controlling this.

I have been here the whole time.

You're in charge of everything!

You're the one that knew where the phones were.

I've been here the whole time.

You've seen me the whole time.

So tell me where you guys have been.

Sleeping last night.

I was the second one asleep.

Well, right now, all I know is that I trust these two girls.

I don't wanna even be around you.

You're the one who's fucking jumping down my throat anytime

I ask you any kind of question!

As far as I know, Crazy Eyes, you're doing something.

Well, the phones are dead now, and the batteries are gone now,

and there ain't shit I can do about it.

But I don't want you guys near me.

If you come near me, I'll hit you.

I'm getting the fuck outta here.

Guys, fucking-- everybody fucking

just stay in the goddamn house!

No, I'm not staying anywhere.

Hey, just can we stay here and try to figure out--

I'm talking about just staying here.

I'm not staying with people that are

accusing me of shit I don't-- - You're taking booze with you?

You told me to.

Fuck that.

I'm gonna get passed out.

Why do you think that they know something?

Dude, they're fucking walking out.

They're taking booze with them. Come on, come on.

Fuck it. I'm going this way.

Yeah, whatever.

Why do you think that they know something?

I don't think that they do

'Cause they're freaking out.

There is nothing cool about this fucking place.

They have a bottle of booze with them.

Yeah.

Do you think they're really genuinely scared?

It's mid-fucking-morning.

They're doing something, and I'm walking up the road

and getting onto the ice.

Just get the fuck outta here.

Just get the fuck outta here.

Does anyone know how to fucking drive it?

My dad had one when I was younger.

I can-- - Drive it?

I can try.

Well, anywhere's better than the alternative.

OK.

Let's just get the fuck out of here.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Let's go, let's go, let's go!

They know something, and they're not telling you two.

And they're not telling me, because they

know I will tell you two.

And something is going on, and they're

either covering for everybody, or they're doing it.

Well, how does that explain James?

If they're partying, James doesn't drink.

So?

James goes out on parties without drinking.

James fucking goes out on parties all the time with me

without partying.

That's why she did metal school, dude.

Now we're just, like, following tire

tracks, but, like, it's not getting us anywhere.

I can't go back with less people than I came with.

Well, we're going back with less people,

because unless you can tell me where they are--

Fucking shoe creaking.

No, it's not my shoe.

It's my leg.

[ENGINE POPS]

What happened?

What just happened?

Try to restart.

Try to restart it.

Are you kidding?

[ENGINE STRUGGLES]

I am fucking trying!

You guys help her.

Maybe you should have gone with the girls on the boat,

huh?

Yeah, you've been all buddy-buddy with them all week.

No matter what shit they were giving us.

I'm not fucking going with them.

Why didn't you go on the boat?

It would have made me a lot happier,

because you just keep bitching.

This is just awesome.

I just wish we would have taken the boat from them.

Mm-hm.

Like, how do they even know how to work it?

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Do you think we're out of gas?

Is this supposed to be the gas tank?

Why the fuck is it empty?

Well, I don't know.

Did we have a chance to fill it up before we left?

We should have checked that before we left.

You guys, there's nothing we can do about it.

Is there a paddle or anything?

Yeah, there's a paddle.

Well, let's at least try to get closer to the shore.

It's the only thing we can do.

Well, which shore looks closer?

I don't know.

Is there anything up there?

Does it look like there's anything up there?

Where the fuck are we?

Whose brilliant idea was it to just wander off down the trail?

Did you have a better idea?

We came in through a main road.

It hurts.

It hurts.

Shut up.

Now, what was, like, your great plan for getting us back

to the house?

Um.

Let's just go that way.

Really?

Fuck.

What?

I don't know.

I was just thinking about fish.

Fucking one.

Maybe we should just go back.

We can't go back. We can't.

We're not going anywhere.

It doesn't look like we have any better options anymore.

You how long it's gonna take us to get back?

I would rather go back there.

We haven't-- we've been walking for hours,

and we haven't come to a road.

Somebody, please, help!

[SCREAMING]

Somebody help us!

What's going on?

Help!

[SCREAMING]

Somebody help!

Thank God.

We just walked 10 miles for nothing.

Yeah, we did.

What's your big plan now, huh?

I'm going to bed, and I'm starting again in the morning.

Least we'll have light.

There's nothing else to do.

I want this door fucking locked.

Fuck yeah.

I just wanna sleep.

What, are you guys just gonna sleep?

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

We can't do anything right now.

What, you think the morning is gonna make it better?

At least there's daylight.

Like, maybe we can try to walk out of here again tomorrow.

Well, you guys with two fucking legs,

you can walk all day.

I can't.

Well, what are we supposed to do?

I don't know.

But I'll stay here, and you guys can

go walk and find help and come get me,

if you actually wanna come get me.

That's fine, you all wanna sleep together.

I'm just saying, it's probably--

I'll do it. Oh, no.

I will sleep all together, if we're in the same goddamn bed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If anybody gets out of bed, I'm getting out of bed too.

[THUNDER CRACKS]

Over there, where the smoke is.

What?

What?

Hey, out there!

Help!

Hey!

I came here with 12 people.

And now I have you guys.

That's all I know.

I don't know what's going on.

They never came back in the boat.

They're not here.

They didn't.

Nobody ever came back.

Important just to get 'em ashore.

Hello!

Are you there?

Can you swim?

You shouldn't get stuck out on the water in the dark.

I can't--

I don't know, but he could have--

he has to come from somewhere.

There has to be something.

I don't hear anything.

Who's gone?

Everyone but the three of us.

So what does that tell you?

That we're fucked.

How do I know you ain't doing shit?

I've been fucking with you the entire time.

No, you haven't.

You were out on an island.

You came back with a fucking groundskeeper!

I was here the whole fucking time.

What would you rather, that I'm out there fucking lost too?

No, no, no!

I was on fucking camera the whole time!

Would you rather that I'm fucking out there missing too?

Yeah, I would rather, because I think you

have something to do with this!

Fucking stop!

I can't run.

Hello?

We're losing--

Hello.

Hello?

Hey.

Where did you go?

Hello!

[COUGHING]

You wanna go in?

[LAUGHTER]

I've been on camera the whole fucking time.

And you were in the fucking control rooms.

You could see fucking everything.

But I can't see you on a fucking island.

Help, help!

Come back!

He couldn't have gone far.

And we're gonna lose this light.

And it's really getting dark.

Well, what fucking direction should we go?

We can't even fucking swim to the boat now.

There's no way.

Or we can walk.

When you were on an island with four other people

aside from me? - Fuck you!

Fuck you for fucking saying this shit.

Stop!

Shut up, Rigel!

Seriously!

You're the only one that hasn't done a fucking thing all week!

I've had to practically do your job!

That was awfully convenient too, that fucking people disappear

and you get to be in the calendar?

No shit, Rigel.

Rigel gets to get shot.

[SCREAMING]

[SLICING]

Amina.

Amina!

Amina!

Amina!

Amina, wake up.

Amina, Amina!

Amina!

Rigel, Rigel, Rigel!

Rigel, Rigel, where the fuck are you?

Rigel, Rigel!

What?

Rigel, Rigel, Rigel?

All right, you guys, where the fuck are we, man?

I don't know.

Something was--

You guys, it's really cold.

I'm so fucking cold.

I'm losing the feeling in my fucking face.

The last thing I fucking need right now.

Where the fuck are we supposed to go?

You guys, I can't walk anymore.

The sun's gotta come up soon.

This is-- we should just stay together and try to keep warm.

Let's get through the night.

Look at me.

I just wanna go home.

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, my God!

[GROWLING]

No!

No, no!

No, no!

[SCREAMING]

I'd come to find that this entire ordeal

was absolute bullshit.

[HEART BEATING]

Everybody's OK.

Everybody's fine.

It's just a big joke.

Funny.

Ha ha.

Fuck you, Suicide Girls.

[HEART BEATING]

We are all made to believe that all our fucking friends

are missing for a whole week.

And now I kind of feel like an ass.

I fell for it.

And we all did it.

And I'm so happy that, you know, people aren't dead.

It makes me look gullible.

It makes me look stupid.

It makes me look--

it makes me look like an asshole.

That's not a nice thing to do to somebody.

I'm a mess.

Now that I know that everything

was kind of, like, a ruse, then it's fucking funny.

It's really fucking funny.

I thought I came here to get my picture taken.

Nothing more, nothing less.

It's totally obnoxious and annoying.

I-- I really thought it was real.

Honest to God thought it was real, getting pissed

that I signed up for this.

How much longer are we here for?

Maybe a couple days.

Is that the last of the weed?

It's cash.

I really wanna go home.

[CHUCKLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: [SINGING] Are you out of your mind?

Have these numbers left you blind?

As you smoke, as you sweat, there are

things that haven't happened.

Don't be afraid if the dreams you make crash down like waves.

I'm right beside you.

It's not happened yet.

Well, take up cigarettes.

So, so, so tomorrow dance 'neath the minarets.

Look just like Juliet.

So, so, so tomorrow.

So, so, so tomorrow.

Well, everything is better at the weekend.

And everything is better with a car.

Everything is better with a girlfriend who is 10 times

cooler than you.

So, so, so tomorrow.

So, so, so tomorrow.