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[announcer] Welcome to
the World Extreme Games.

[crowd cheering]

Up next,
we have Tommy Schooner,

attempting his calling card,
the "Schoonerama."

This is an incredibly
difficult trick.

Tommy is the only one
to successfully pull off

this daring maneuver
in competition.

He's beginning his approach,
gathering speed.

[cheering continues]

There's no turning back now!

Oh! And Tommy Schooner
is down!

Trash can: 30, Tommy: 0.

You okay?

Yeah.

Ugh. I really thought
you had it that time.

I didn't.

You think you have
one more in you?

[scoffs] I think we've done
enough damage for one day.

[chuckles]
You're probably right.

I have to go home
for dinner soon anyway.

Ooh! Watcha having? Steak?
I could really go for a steak.

You wanna take
the footage home?

Add it to the collection?

Uh, we get anything good?

Yeah, we got
some cool stuff of...

Buddy. [chuckles]

As usual.

And plenty of you falling.

As usual.

Thanks, I'll be sure
to use those.

See you tomorrow?

Yeah, first day
of summer break.

Yeah, freedom!

[Buddy talking indistinctly]

Oh! I can smell dinner.

Steak!

Give me my board, Tommy.

Come on! Come on!

Give me my board.

No.

That smells like vegetables.

Your flight comes in
on Thursday, right?

Yup, mid-morning. The tour
scheduled a car for me.

Should I meet you guys
at the office?

That'd be perfect.
Can you grab your board?

I wanna look at it, make sure
it's holding up all right.

It's holding up great.
No problems at all.

The trucks were a little
tight but I loosen them.

Hey, guys.

Oh! Hey, Tommy.

How was the skateboarding?

Don't ask.

What's for dinner?

It was... okay.

Hey, Sally.

Hey, Tommy.
Looking sharp in the get-up.

Oh. Yeah.

Thanks.

Oh, man, quinoa?

Gross.

How's London?

Great. It's such a cool city.

I'm ready for the tour
to be over, though.

Bring me back anything cool?

Actually, that reminds me,

make sure you come home
with your new board.

We wanna make sure
that they can see

that you're definitely using the
Mark III on the competition circuit.

Yes, Dad, you mentioned
that yesterday.

Oh. Right, sorry.

Uh, I've got some ideas
on the new campaign, too.

I've got some mock-ups
I can show you in the office.

Smells great, Mom,
what is it?

Garbage.

I'm gonna try
to order delivery.

I am calling it
"quinoa-meanwa."

It's got kale,
quinoa and tofu...

and a whole lot of spices.

Everything a
growing boy needs.

And no meat?

Hey, you two promised that we would
eat my way on Sundays, all right?

I'm just kidding,
I'm sure it's delish.

Uh, I'll be back
when it's ready?

Uh, no, you'll be back five
minutes before it's ready,

so you can set the table.

Probably in about 20.

All right, will do.

Come on, Bud.

I don't see what's so funny.

Those were some sick moves.

[Mary] Tommy, dinner's ready.

Okay, be right down.

He can rush down
for "quinoa-meanwa,"

but I'm holding out
for real food.

I'm Buddy, by the way.
Bulldog.

Man's best friend.

Skateboarder extraordinaire.

The filmmaker you saw
is my best mate Tommy.

A couple months ago,
he took up skateboarding.

I'm not sure why,

he's not so great at it.

[groans]

His sister, Sally,
on the other hand,

she was the one
calling from London,

she's one heck of a skater.

She's so good in fact,
a few months ago,

she went onto some sort of
world skateboarding tour.

It's pretty cool.

This year, Sally became
the face of Modern Skate,

the skate company
that Tommy's parents started.

I don't totally understand how
all the business stuff works,

because, you know, I'm a dog,

but I think it's working
out pretty well.

Oh, yeah, and that's Alice,

she's Tommy's best friend.
Well, after me.

She's really cool.

She likes to make movies, too.

She gives great belly rubs.

[Tommy] Buddy, dinner!

Oh, man, the good stuff!

Come on!

Dig in, Buddy.

[mumbles] Thank you.

Okay. [clears throat]

Smells great, Mom.

Well, it tastes even better.

George?

- Dinner.
- Oh. Sorry.

[sighs] Sally seems super
stoked for the new campaign.

I can't wait
to see her Thursday.

Oh. Did she say
how the tour was going?

Yeah, great, yeah, she's
definitely the crowd favorite.

She said at the autograph
tent yesterday,

her line was twice as long
as the others.

That's awesome.

Yeah, we couldn't buy
this kind of publicity.

Yeah, well, we could,
but it'd be expensive.

Yeah, well, we definitely
are fortunate.

So, Tommy, how was your day?

Pretty good. Oh, I'm getting
better at the move...

You know, I was thinking,

I wonder if anyone else
on the tour

would wanna be part
of the campaign.

Uh, I don't know.

And I really don't think
that we have it in the budget

to have another spokesperson.

So, Tommy, you were saying...

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Besides, Sally should be enough,
she's the best.

This meeting just has
to go perfect on Friday,

I really wanna
knock their socks off.

But tomorrow we should go over
the posters again,

gotta nail the layout.

May I be excused?

Also, Jerome should
dial in Sally's board,

and we have some
backups ready, too.

You know, we don't want anything
to go wrong in the demo.

You agree? What?
What? What'd I do?

Tommy was trying to tell you how
his skateboarding went today.

What?

Oh, well, gee, I'm sorry.

Yeah, you should know
I'm amped for this meeting.

If we wow the investors, it
could take the company global.

I know.

But will you please just spend
some time with Tommy this week?

Yeah, I will.

What is this stuff anyway?
Let me try this.

Quinoa.

- What is it?
- Quinoa.

Well, it looks...
looks delicious.

[stutters]
Yeah, it looks great.

- Hmm.
- [phone rings]

Hold on.

Yeah, it's Mr. Hoffman.

Hello, Mr. Hoffman?

Hello, George.

I'm just calling to make sure we're
still on track for our meeting.

My time is valuable,
and I don't want to waste it.

Yes, sir, absolutely, sir.

Everything is coming together
very well,

I think you're
going to be impressed.

Excellent.

Time is money, George, and I
will not waste either one.

Great, uh, looking forward
to meeting you.

Thank you.

All right, bye.

This meeting's
going to be great.

Are you going
to finish your...

great dinner?

Yeah, yep.

Can you pass me
whatever's in that bowl?

It's called tofu
and vegetables.

You should get to know them.

Can you just eat it
like normal food, though?

Mmm-hmm. They can be your
friends, unlike pizza.

- Pizza's my friend.
- Mmm.

Okay. [clears throat]

[alarm rings]

I'm late for school!

Wait a minute...

It's summer break.

[exhales sharply]

[yawns]

Morning, sleepyhead.

Hey, there, Tommy.

Hey, guys.

Welcome to the world,
sleepyhead.

- [doorbell rings]
- Oh. That must be Mrs. Crowley.

Crotchety Crowley?

What is she doing here?

Be nice,
she's your sitter today.

Sitter?

But I'm too old
to have a sitter.

Yes, Tommy, a sitter.

You're not old enough
to be home alone.

I didn't have
a sitter last summer.

That's because
Sally was here.

It's just for a few days
until she gets back.

[groans]

You can still play around
the neighborhood.

We're just not gonna leave you
here totally by yourself.

Oh, boy.

Nobody in the neighborhood
likes Mrs. Crowley.

No candy, no TV,
no loud noises.

The worst.

Well, welcome back,
Mrs. Crowley,

I know that
it's been a few years.

Yes, it has been.

Tommy?

You've gotten... taller.

[indistinct TV chatter]

Thanks?

Well, everything
appears to be the same here.

Do you still have
that lovely grill out back?

Uh, we do.

Excellent. I would love
to cook my lunch on it,

I'm using a special spice rub that
was taught to me by the maharaja,

when I watched his children.

Uh, sure, you can help yourself
to the pool area and the grill.

Our house is your house.

Uh, okay, dear,
shall we get going?

Uh, yes.

Hey, will you please be good
for Mrs. Crowley?

She always cooks weird food.

It smells funny.

Hey, be nice.

Okay, let me know, give me a
call if you need anything,

and we'll be back by 6:00.

- Thanks again.
- Mmm.

Hey,

there's a new trend
sweeping the nation

and now I'll never know
what it is.

Children... and dogs...

should spend
their days outside.

Man, I just don't get it.

Sally gets to travel the
world on her stupid tour,

but I can't even relax
on my first day off in months.

[Buddy] A well-earned day off,
algebra was a killer this year.

Does anyone care
what I think? Huh?

"Children must spend
their days outside."

Kicked out of my own house.

It's not like anyone pays
attention to me while I'm home.

- Which reminds me...
- Uh, Tommy? Tommy?

- ...why is it so hard for Dad to listen to me...
- Tommy!

You might wanna watch
where you're going!

Scooter! Why don't you
watch where you're going?

Oh, boy.

That's Frankie.

He's kind of got it out for
Tommy for some reason.

Scooter... [laughs]

...the goal is
to stay on your board.

Didn't your sister
ever teach you that? [laughs]

Oh, hey, Schooner...
or should I say "Scooter,"

since that's more your speed.

How's your best friend,
the pavement?

Ouch!

Better call the doctor,

someone's gonna have
a bad case of road rash.

Back at it again?

For a smart kid,
you don't learn, do you?

Why don't you just leave the
skateboarding to your sister?

I'm sorry, Frankie, I didn't
mean to run into you.

I'm a good dog, but I'll bark at
him a bunch if you want, Tommy.

Good luck, Scooter,

maybe if they add "asphalt
belly flopping" as an event,

you can join your
sister on tour.

Oh, yeah, Frankie?

Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is?

You wanna dance, Schooner?

Yeah, yeah, I do.

You think you're so much better than me?
Prove it.

You don't wanna go down
this road, Tommy.

Skate-off, you and me.

Pick a time.

Friday, the Oaks Skate Park.

You're on.

I can't wait to embarrass you
out there, Scooter.

I'm about to tell
everybody about this.

Oh, yeah, Scooter!

Scooter!

And it's "Schooner"!

Uh... what just happened?

Tommy, what did you just do?

I think I just challenged Frankie
to a skate-off on Friday.

I'm not sure though, I think I
might've blacked out for a sec.

Nope, you totally did.

What were you thinking?

I don't know, he just...

What did I do?

Okay. It's okay.

You've been practicing a lot.

I can't skate!
I'm terrible at it.

Well, maybe you
can't beat Frankie,

but at least you can avoid
embarrassing yourself?

[groans]

Oh.

[groans]

You were saying?

Okay, well, there's gotta
be some way out of this.

Nope, we shook on it.

Backing out now
would only be worse.

I'd be the spineless kid who
backed out of his own challenge.

Yeah...

We have to move.

I hear Vancouver's nice
this time of year.

I can't go to Canada,
I don't have a passport.

I do love
Canadian bacon, though.

Well, now I think
you might be overreacting.

Do they have skateboarding
in Paraguay?

They do.

There's literally nowhere
on Earth I can escape this.

[Mrs. Crowley] Tommy!

Five more minutes in the room!

Don't want that computer
rotting your brain!

[Tommy groans]

Crazy Crowley's gonna kick
me out of the house again.

I can't even hide, how does
she always know where I am?

Well, she is a babysitter,
and that's kind of her job.

[humming]

[gasps] Ah.

She's ready.

W-What? It...

It can't be!

Okay, Tommy,
let's think about this,

there's got to be some alternative
to leaving the country.

[sniffing]

What's that smell?

Mrs. Crowley's probably cooking
some of her weird food.

Weird?

That's the sweet smell
of certified angus.

Somebody open this door.

If Sally were here, she can
give me a few pointers,

maybe a trick or two?

Well, we have a week, I'm
sure you can learn something.

But she doesn't get back till
Thursday, that's way too late.

What is that?

It kind of smells like...

Steak!

No!

[distorted scream]

[Buddy] Excellent job with
the marinade, Mrs. Crowley.

Is that turmeric
I'm tasting?

Tommy Schooner!

If I could swim the English
Channel as a 70-year-old,

I think I can make my way
out of your parents' pool!

Hey, do you got a sec?

Yeah, I'm just on hold
with Mr. Hoffman's office.

Oh, yeah,
these are looking great.

Yeah, what are your thoughts?

Uh, I mean,
I think it's a good start.

- I've got a few notes for the printer.
- Hmm.

But I think
that would be pretty good.

Yeah. No, I love it.
This one's great.

[cell phone rings]

Hello, Mrs. Crowley?

He did what?

I am so sorry,
we will be right home.

- We gotta go.
- No, what about Mr. Hoffman?

You're gonna have
to call him back.

What did she say happened?

[Mr. Hoffman] Hello, George.

George?

Hello? George?

And here's a little extra
for your dry cleaning.

Again, Mrs. Crowley,
we are just so sorry.

Not half as sorry as you're going
to be tomorrow, young lady.

I'm putting you two
on the babysitter blacklist

until you two teach that boy
and his mutt some manners!

- Mrs. Crowley, if there's anything...
- Mmm!

Blacklist.

That can't be
a real thing, right?

Uh, no. [sighs]

So, what was up
with that, Tommy?

- Dad, I...
- You know what, I get it.

You think you're too old
for a babysitter,

so you pushed
an old woman in a pool?

No, what happened was...

Great way to demonstrate
your maturity.

I mean, if that's supposed
to prove to us

that you're responsible enough that
you don't need a babysitter...

No, I was just trying to...

Don't interrupt me, young man.
Just go straight up to your room.

We'll call you down
for dinner.

Don't you think you were
just a little harsh on him?

- Maybe.
- [both sigh]

I wouldn't wanna spend all day
with Mrs. Crowley, either.

Well, no one does.

- Hey.
- Hey.

See the board
Sheckler just released?

Doesn't look that great.

Oh.

So...

What are we gonna do
about Tommy?

Oh, no luck with
the babysitter?

[sighs]
No, everyone was booked.

Well, we'll try
a couple in the morning.

I mean, babysitter blacklist
can't be a real thing.

Thanks, but I meant in
general, not just tomorrow.

He's a pre-teen, I'm sure he's just
trying to figure out who he is.

Who is he?

What do you mean?

You and Sally...

have been best buds
since she was born.

And I'm just a little worried
that Tommy feels left out.

I mean, you know that is why

he started taking up all this
skateboarding stuff recently.

No, he always skated.

No.

We have always given him
skateboard stuff.

It's only recently that
he started focusing on it.

Okay, I'll talk to him
this week.

Uh, next week,
after the pitch meeting.

Okay.

- Thank you.
- Sure.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Seriously, it's like, they
didn't make any improvements

to the last model,
though, you know?

Please, don't stay up all night
scouting the competition.

I know how you get.

Just... what are
they thinking?

They didn't even change
the graphics.

George.

It's like they don't
wanna sell skateboards.

- George.
- No, that's good for us.

We'll sell more.

No, it's fine,
we'll sell 'em, you know?

- George!
- Okay, good night.

Love you.

Are you sure?

Okay, thank you.

No. No one can come. I think
the blacklist is a real thing.

Oh, man, that just means I'm gonna
have to work from home today.

[George] Well, no,
that's not a good idea,

the posters have to get out to the printer.
I'll stay home.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

No, wait, you have a meeting.

No, I think it's a call...

No, you're right,
it's a meeting.

I could come with you guys.

Really?

Yeah, it's cool. I could come
to work with you guys, and...

I'm sorry about yesterday.

[sighs] Well, the office
isn't gonna be much fun.

It's cool, I don't mind,

and it is my fault that we
can't get a babysitter.

I promise I won't
cause problems.

- Can you be ready in 15?
- You bet.

[Buddy] They hand down
our sentence?

We're off to the big house,
aren't we?

It's gonna be perfect.

I'm gonna pick up a few pointers
at the skate company, and...

Watch out, Frankie, I'm gonna get a
crash course at kicking your butt.

Crash course?

You might wanna rethink
your choice of words, Tommy.

[Buddy] I just wanna thank you guys
for letting me tag along today.

I've been thinking about taking
some business courses online,

and I think it'll really help
getting some real world experience.

You can hang out
in my office if you want.

Tommy, my man! Haven't seen you
in a minute. How's it hanging?

Yeah, pretty good, I just
started summer break, so...

Nice.

How I miss those
carefree summer days.

I was looking at the Mark
III, by the way, sick trucks.

- Thanks, buddy.
- Yeah.

The Mark IV is gonna
blow your mind.

You wanna come check out
our prototype?

Go ahead.

- Yeah, sure.
- Sweet.

Welcome to the workshop.

When it comes
to skateboarding,

it's all about manipulating
the center of mass

to increase the inertial
payout of the bearings.

Of course, it helps if you can
get the coefficient of friction

down to about
point-five, point-two.

But by increasing
the drag ratio

and decreasing the weight,

I've hit a real
Lorentzian transformation

between the rider
and the board,

which obviously is gonna give you
some ridiculous speed yields

when you run it
outside of the simulations.

I was hoping for a business practical,
not a lesson in space-time.

Uh, Jerome, all this
is pretty fascinating.

Right?

Yeah, totes, but how can I
relate this to, say, a trick?

Dude, like every
single way possible.

All right, check it.

Let's say you're booking along
at some velocity...

V, right?

And you wanna maximize your airtime
and your delta T, over here, right?

It's all about this integral
over the cosine of the vector,

which spits out your
Y component, and...

ultimately, the amount of force you
gotta spit out on this distance, X,

in relation to
your fulcrum point.

I think he's saying
you gotta push down hard

on the back of the board
to make it go high,

but I might've missed a step.

Uh, let me start over.

Uh, Jerome,
I just remembered,

I gotta help my mom out
with... something.

All good, little man.

Anytime you wanna unlock the secrets
to the skateboard universe,

stop on by.

All right, thanks.

Come on, Buddy.

That was fast.

Ugh.

Way over my head.

[chuckles] Yeah, most
people are with him.

I think I noticed a
miscalculation on his notes.

But my trigonometry
is a little rusty.

Are these for
the pitch meeting on Friday?

Yep, gotta impress
Mr. Hoffman.

He represents one of the largest
investment firms in Los Angeles,

so if they see
something they like,

it could take Modern Skate
to the global market,

and maybe it would get
your dad enough funding

to get that skate park built
that he's always wanted.

That's exciting.

Mmm-hmm.

Can we get a bigger pool?

Ha-ha. What? So you can push
another babysitter in?

I'm never going to be able
to live that down, am I?

Nope.

Huh.

- [sighs]
- What? What's wrong?

Ah...

I just can't put
my finger on it.

I just feel like something is
missing from this campaign.

Nah, Sally's great.

She's gonna
knock their socks off.

[chuckles]

What, what's so funny?

Oh, that's just a phrase your
father used the other night.

How did Sally get so good
at skateboarding?

Oh, geez, I mean, she started
with your dad when she was four.

Did you ever go out with her?

Who me? [laughs]
No. I never learned.

Um, your father tried to teach
me when we were dating

and I thought I was
gonna break my neck.

Dad skated when he was a kid?

What, are you kidding?

I mean, your father
lived for skateboarding,

that's why he started
this company.

I guess I never
thought of him

being involved in any other
way than the business.

Well, maybe you
should go talk to him.

You know, I'm sure he would
love to share that with you.

Yeah, maybe.

Do you mind if I go
mess around on the half pipe?

Be my guest, I have to finish
proofing these, anyway.

[sighs]

Is this leftover quinoa?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah,
you said you liked it.

I did say that,
I love it, thank you.

Does Tommy want some?

Oh, no, he already ate.

I made him a sandwich earlier.

Mmm. Sandwich.

[Mary] Hey, how'd the meeting
go this morning?

Good, good, the factory said
they can triple the units

as soon as we
give them the word.

That's great.

Did Tommy come
and talk to you earlier today?

No, what's up?

He just asked me how Sally
got so good at skateboarding,

so I told him
to come talk to you.

Really? Yeah,
tell him that's fine.

Well, if he does, will you please
just make some time for him?

Of course.

[inaudible]

Hi, yeah, the pepperoni pizza I
ordered for the Modern Skate offices,

yeah, I just wanted to remind
you to, when you get here,

call my cell phone,
not the main line.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, just five minutes?
Great, thank you.

Hey, Tommy, what's up?

Sorry to bother you
on the phone.

No worries,
nothing important.

How's everything going
for the campaign?

Great, really great.

Gonna launch us
into the stratosphere.

I was looking at the Mark IV with
Jerome, it looks really cool.

Yeah, he's doing some
next level stuff over there.

I cannot wait to try it out
when it's available.

Really?

Yeah? Uh... I mean, I'm sure
he can lend you a board,

a prototype,
if you're interested.

Well, you know,
I'm okay with my board.

Old reliable, you know?

Let me see it.

All right, here you go.

Yeah, it's a good board.

Solid construction...

Wait, is this
Sally's old Mark II?

[chuckles] It sure is, yeah.

Yeah, this is a good board.

Think she did
her first 50-50 on it.

Man, would I love to unlock
some of that magic.

Well, you know, it's not about the
board, it's all in the shoes.

Oh, really?

No, no,
I'm just kidding.

It's all in the rider, I mean,
you just gotta put the time in.

You wanna practice a little?

- That'd be awesome!
- Tonight?

Oh, man, really?
You sure you aren't too busy?

I'm never too busy
for you, buddy.

Yeah, we'll hit the skate
park by the house.

Thanks, Dad.

Sure. Yeah, I've got a few more
hours of work here to finish up,

and then we'll go.

Nice.

This came for you.

Uh, me? I didn't...

I didn't order a pizza.

Oh, that's funny because
it's got your name on it.

Well, I gotta go.
[chuckles]

Thanks again, Dad.

I'm taking him to
the skate park tonight.

Oh, good, I'm glad you're
doing one thing I ask of you.

I love you,
and your quinoa-meanwa.

But it's not pizza.

Oh, there you are.

I'm just glad
all this stuff still fits.

It's been a while.
All right, here goes nothing.

[exhales sharply]

That was pretty good.

Well, thanks, I don't know
how I missed that one,

I used to do those
in my sleep.

I'd score it an 8.6.

Okay, your turn, Tommy.

I'd give it a... 2.1.

Okay, pretty good.

I didn't fall,
that's an improvement.

He's self-taught. I'm changing
my score to a five-even.

It's fine,
these things take time.

Say I didn't have time.

What do you mean?

Say I didn't have until...

I don't know... Friday?

What happens Friday?

Nothing, nothing
is happening on Friday.

Nothing good.

But say, hypothetically, I had
to learn a trick by Friday,

where would you start?

Okay. Uh...

How's your ollie?

Let's say, hypothetically,
that I can't do one.

[chuckles] Okay, we have
our work cut out for us.

Let's head down here.

Okay, so when you're ready to jump,
you're gonna bend your knees,

push down on the back,
and then when you jump,

that's when you slide your front
foot forward, like that, okay?

And it should make that sound
as you do it...

[mimics scraping noise]

...just tearing up your shoes,

so we have to buy new shoes
all the time, okay?

When you do that, that's what makes the
board kind of come up and level out.

All right?

Simple, right?

Yep.

I got four knees to bend.

I'll sit this lesson out.

All right, you got this.

- Okay, so I bend the knees...
- Yes.

- Back...
- Yep.

- Slide up...
- Yep.

When you're jumping, you tear up
your shoes, just like I taught you.

Okay. Did Sally
learn this way?

Oh, yeah, I mean, I think
we were skating together

since she was like,
four, I think.

She was a quick learner?

She was, uh, she took to a
board like a duck to water.

And, you know, I was skating more
then, too, I had more time...

I don't know, I think by the
time you were old enough,

she was so advanced, and I was
busy with the company and...

It's cool, this is fun now.

- Yeah, right?
- Oh, yeah.

You know what, let's...
Wanna try another one?

I'll be your human safety net.

All right, whoa. Got it.

- All right, ready?
- Yep.

Bend your knees,
and three, two, one, pop!

- All right!
- I didn't fall!

No, but you got
the baby ollie.

- All right, let's go for a toddler ollie.
- Okay.

Three, two, one, pop!

Okay, might've been another baby,
but three years old maybe,

I don't know
what toddlers are.

- Okay, we're good though.
- I didn't fall, so...

We're making progress,
we're both still alive.

[inaudible]

Thanks for coaching
me today, Dad.

No problem.

I don't know if you'll be ready for
anything on Friday, hypothetically,

but you're definitely better now
than you were even a few hours ago.

Hey, Tommy. Hey, Mr. Schooner.

- Hey, Alice, nice to see you.
- You, too.

You guys skate around a bit?

Yeah, he was just teaching
me a few moves for...

you know, Friday.

- Oh. Okay, okay!
- Yeah.

Oh. Oh, cool.

Yeah, actually turns out he's
got some pretty sweet moves.

Okay, all right, I'm gonna go home,
it's my night to cook dinner.

Uh, you'll be there soon?

Yeah.

Okay, Alice,
you guys have fun.

So...

still up
for that skate-off?

Gotta. I mean,
my reputation's on the line.

Plus, my dad taught me
a bunch today,

and with Sally's help on Thursday, I
think I'll be able to hold my own.

If you say so.

You wanna practice some more?

No. You brought
the camera, right?

- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Let's shoot around a little.

Alice, is the camera rolling?

Rolling.

[Tommy] All right.

Okay, I just need better than an
8.6 and I take home the gold.

Hey, Scooter.

Hey, Frankie.

Your dog skates, too?

Man, is there anyone in your family
who can't skate, other than you?

Nice one, Frankie.

Listen, why don't we do this
right now, and get it over with?

Really?

Psych!

No way I'm letting you off
that easy.

I'm gonna make you look silly in
front of the biggest crowd possible.

Hey, Frankie, you mind
getting out of my shot?

Your big head's
getting in the way.

I'm done wasting my time
with you nerds, anyway.

Laters.

Thanks, Alice.
Camera still rolling?

Rolling.

All right, ready,
and three, two, action!

[Buddy] Coming in
for my close-up.

[barking]

9.1.
Buddy takes home the gold!

Buddy!

Buddy!

Buddy!

[Tommy] Good job, Buddy!

[groans]

Come on, Frankie!

Sally's never gonna respect
moves like that.

You're a pro, yes, you are.

Good job, Buddy, good job.

Okay, let's go,
let's go back, boy.

Thanks again for dinner,
Mr. and Mrs. S.

I gave you pure gold
to work with, as usual.

Nice job, good job, Buddy.

You're welcome.

[groans]

- [both laugh]
- Wait a minute, replay that.

[groans]

Come on, Frankie.

Sally's never gonna respect
moves like that.

- Oh!
- Did he just say "Sally"?

Looks like someone's
got a little crush.

Ugh!

Gross, no way.

This is too good.

We can't use this, right?

Not unless you wanna make him the
laughing stock of the entire school.

So tempting.

Wait.

[groans]

Come on, Frankie.

You guys mind keeping it down?

I had a tough day riding.

Same thing we did
at the park, yep.

Great.

[phone rings]

Modern Skate.

All right, ready?

Yes!

[indistinct]

[inaudible]

So, what do you think?

Whoa. Mom, these look awesome.

Aw. Thanks. I think the printer
did a pretty good job.

You've got
a great eye, though.

The image, like, really pops.

Aw. That's so sweet.

So, how is skateboard
training coming along?

Okay, yeah,
Dad's a good teacher.

And you were right, he's a pretty
baller skateboarder still.

[laughs]
I don't doubt that.

So, why the sudden interest
in skateboarding?

- Oh, no reason, I just really...
- [Buddy barks]

What in the world?

Welcome home, Sal.

Oh! So good to see you!

Oh, good, you came.

I was trying to tell you,
Sally's here!

- You got in early.
- Yeah, about an hour or so.

- Luckily, the driver was already there.
- Oh, good.

Hey, monkey, good to see you.

Hey.

[laughter]

Welcome back.

Okay, well, gang, in honor
of my lovely daughter,

and the face of our company,
returning home from her... 13?

Fifteen.

Fifteen-country tour,

what do you say we take the
rest of the afternoon off?

Yeah!

Billy, wanna get us
some pizzas?

Okay. Put it on
the company card.

So, which was your
favorite country?

- Uh, either Italy or England.
- Nice.

Italy was just gorgeous, and we
didn't have great weather in England,

but London was super cool.

Nice.

How was the end
of the school year?

Uh, it was okay.

One B, the rest were As.

Mark Jacobson
got his bike stolen.

And then someone let a frog loose
in the girls' locker room, so...

[laughs] Was it you?

No, I did convince
one of the teachers

to play a movie for three straight
classes for "cultural purposes."

So Dad told me yesterday that
you guys were skateboarding?

Yeah, he was just teaching me
a few moves.

What brought that on?

Well, I've been trying
a little, since you left.

You could tell, he was bummed
when you were gone, so...

Aw. That's really
sweet of you.

- Shut up.
- [laughs]

Ugh. And then I went and did
something pretty stupid.

Uh-oh.

So I was mad at Dad 'cause he
made me have a babysitter,

and for some other things,

and then I ran into Frankie,

like, literally, ran into
Frankie, on the street.

- Frankie from the skate park?
- Yes.

Always hung around
with Stewart and Worm?

Yeah, that Frankie.

And he said some things, that
like, normally doesn't bug me,

but I just let it get to me,

and I challenged him
to a skate-off...

tomorrow.

Oh, monkey.

You were always good at getting
yourself into trouble.

And you were always good at
getting me out of trouble, so...

There you are, I want you
to meet the sales team,

they're gonna be a big part
of the meeting tomorrow.

Talk later.

Hey, buddy, it's okay, your dad's
just really excited for this meeting.

It's fine, I get it.

Mike, here's the one who decided to
use the softer metal on the trucks.

[Buddy] Too much
excitement today.

I think I overdid it.

[George] But it hasn't been
a problem, right?

Well, she's been
on cement parks,

pre-fab, kind of
traditional parks as well,

and no real issues.

...designs and color wise,
I mean...

[woman] She's all about
purples...

What is it, Tommy?

I think Mr. Hoffman is here.

What?

Okay.

Uh, Mr. Hoffman...

[clears throat] My goodness...

George, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you in person.

Good to finally meet you, too,
Mr. Hoffman.

You're here early.

Yeah, I tried to tell you that
the other day on the phone,

but we got disconnected.

Anyway, I thought I'd come by and introduce
myself before our meeting tomorrow.

I hope that didn't cause
any inconvenience.

No, not at all.

We're just taking
a little break

because my daughter
came in early as well.

Hi, Mr. Hoffman, I'm Sally Schooner.
I've heard so much about you.

That's good.

She actually just got back from a
world tour, she's been skating...

Oh, yes, I am very well aware of Sally
and her skateboarding accomplishments.

Ah.

Well, great, I'm sure you'll
learn even more tomorrow

when you see
the great ad campaign

that our marketing team
has been working on.

Mr. Hoffman, Mary Schooner, head
of marketing here at Modern Skate.

And yet another Schooner,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

You truly have
a family company here.

Yes, very much so.

And please come in,
we got pizza coming.

Oh, no, thank you.

I appreciate that, but we're gonna go.
We do look forward to seeing

what you're going to be presenting
us in the morning. Good evening.

Thank you, Mr. Hoffman.

Schooner family.

Thank you.

[nervously]
Did that feel like...

Tomorrow's gonna be
a total disaster?

He seemed much more pleasant
on the phone.

Yeah.

Who wants pizza?

Ooh! I'll have a slice.

I'm sorry.

So let me get this straight.

You challenged Frankie,

who's probably been skateboarding
since he was seven,

to a skate-off tomorrow,

and you've kind of been skating,
for what, three months?

I'd say like 80/20, like...

skating to goofing off.

But I envision myself pulling, like, this
sweet move that nobody's seen before.

That's helpful, right?

What's the trick?

I don't know, I'm not an
expert at this stuff.

You're ridiculous.

Is Vancouver
out of the question?

What?

It's a little town in Canada.

They make
a lot of movies there.

Some say it looks like New
York, but I can always tell.

Never mind.

I've just been working
really hard this past week,

and wondering if you could give me
a few, like, last minute pointers?

Tommy, it takes more than a
week to get good at anything,

let alone skateboarding.

I don't think my scale
goes high enough for that.

Maybe a 12?
Fifteen?

You think I could learn how to do any
part of what I just did in a week?

That sequence alone took months
of practice for each part,

based on years of effort to
master the most basic skills.

So I'm doomed.

Vancouver it is.

I'll pack a bag...

Of what, I don't quite know.

I didn't say that.

I just think you need to set
realistic goals for yourself,

and appreciate how much
work goes into things.

You think I could get as good as you
are with one of these in just a week?

I've seen you and Alice running
around with the camera every day

since Dad got his for
Christmas three years ago.

Not to mention all the time you
spend watching movies in your room.

I've seen like ten movies in my
life, and they're all rom-coms.

Not true.

I made you watch
Cowboys vs Dinosaurs.

Classic.

And it was very good.

All I'm saying is,
these things take time.

But I don't have time.

I'm gonna embarrass myself if I
don't do something tomorrow.

Well, let's see
what you've got.

I hear Vancouver is lovely
this time of year.

Seventy-eight
and sunny yesterday.

You're like the best skater
in the world,

isn't there a piece of magical
advice you can give me?

All I can suggest is,
do your best.

Whatever you're best at,
do it the best you can.

Whatever you're worst at,

do that to the best of
your abilities, as well.

Eight grade is gonna be rough.

Hopefully, everyone has a great summer
and they'll forget about tomorrow.

I'm sure some
dance craze viral video

will bump you down to the
number three spot this summer.

Let's get home.

You've definitely got the riding
straight and stopping thing down.

Thanks, but even
Buddy can do that.

[Buddy] What exactly
is that supposed to mean?

Please don't tell Mom and Dad
about this stupid bet,

I don't want them to know how
much of an idiot I was about it.

All good, mum's the word.

Besides, I think they're still a little
stressed over the meeting tomorrow.

It's fine, right? I mean,
tell me it's gonna be fine,

because maybe they were just tired
from traveling all day, right?

I mean, I hope so, because they
basically walked into a pizza party.

I mean, they think they're
coming to a place of business,

and there we all are,
4:00 p.m. on a Thursday,

just relaxing, about to
chow down on some pizza,

and then, I ask them
if they wanna stay?

I mean, we don't even know if
they like pizza, they're from LA!

Yes, George, I'm sure they like
pizza, everyone likes pizza.

Okay, that's true, good point,
everyone likes pizza.

So, yeah, they're probably just tired,
it's what, a seven-hour flight from LA?

Hon, will you relax?

Take a seat.

[George sighs]

I have been going over all the
boards for the presentation,

and you know
this material cold.

And if they pass, then I'm perfectly
content with the pool size we have.

I'm sorry. Sally, what was
your read on Mr. Hoffman?

I thought he was nice.

Quiet but
he was probably tired.

Tired. Yeah, right, see?

I'm just overreacting.

Oh, here's an idea, have you guys
ever thought about trying to...

Mary, can I take
a look at your tablet?

I wanna review
the earnings reports.

Maybe if we can't wow them
with the campaign,

we can do it with the numbers.

Tommy, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

It's fine, it doesn't matter.

Hey, Tommy. Just do your best.

Thanks, and thanks for going
to the skate park with me.

[George] Ah-ha!

There's a mistake
in the numbers.

Ah, there's a mistake
in the numbers.

I told Steve to double check
all these reports, and...

Oh, no, no, no.
These reports are perfect.

Is everything gonna be all right?
Dad's really stressing.

This pitch meeting
is really important,

and Dad just found out

that Sheckler Boards just signed a
huge deal with a Chinese company.

If we can't compete,
we could lose the business.

I don't want you to worry,
you're gonna be great.

I just hope that we have
what Mr. Hoffman wants,

and if we don't, we don't.

All right? And we're gonna
figure something out.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

We spend how much
every year on staplers?

Oh. I need to rein
your father in.

Okay, Mr. Hoffman,
esteemed colleagues,

we want to extend
our warmest thanks to you

for traveling so far
to meet with us today...

Um, it's too much, though,
right, it's too formal?

I had this perfect,
it was perfect,

and now I can't
remember how I started it.

I just think that we need
to get some sleep.

You are going to nail
this presentation tomorrow.

This deal is dead if it
doesn't go well tomorrow.

George, I am well aware.

We have both put
months of work into this,

and a few extra hours tonight
isn't going to save it.

Okay? It's just going to make us
both tired and unable to focus.

Okay, okay, you're right.

Thank you. Sorry.

Good night.

If it goes well,
we could...

there could be
a Modern Skate park downtown.

George...

sleep.

Did you like
"esteemed colleagues"

because I could say
"honored colleagues..."

George...

- I'm just saying it's an easy switch.
- Sleep.

Sleep.

Okay.

- But you feel good about it, right?
- George, oh, my goodness!

I love you.

- I love you, too.
- Thanks for loving me.

- [laughs]
- I know it's hard.

[sighing]

[sighs]

[alarm ringing]

Mom?

Sally?

Dad?

Ahh!

Mrs. Crowley.

What are you doing here?

Mmm. I dropped the blacklist
a few days early.

Your father sounded desperate
on the phone.

And he promised to make me
some saffron risotto.

[chuckles]

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Hello, Mom.
Why is Mrs. Crowley here?

Your father thought it was gonna
be best for you to stay home.

He just wasn't sure
how Mr. Hoffman would feel

with a kid running
around at the meeting.

But I thought I was going
with you guys today.

Tommy, I'm sorry.

I... Maybe you can stop by
after the meeting, okay?

I'm sorry, I have to go.

No, no, no...

That's too late.

I'm toast.

[Buddy] Toast?

No, that smells more
like creamed wheat.

I don't think she's looking.

Okay, come on, let's go.

[Alice] Hey, Tommy!

Hey, Buddy!

[Buddy] Good morning, Alice.
Always a pleasure.

You ready for this?

As I'll ever be.

All right, what tricks
are you gonna do?

Did Sal give you pointers
last night?

I don't know,
I don't have any tricks.

Look, you gotta
have something.

- Wait, not even an ollie-to-manual?
- No.

It's pretty simple, here,
let me show you how to do it.

Alice!

I don't want you to show me!

I suck at skateboarding.

I get it, and everyone else
is better at it than I am.

Well, I didn't
mean it like that.

It's fine, okay?

This is my problem, and I
need to deal with it myself.

Fine, you wanna be by yourself
so bad, then be my guest.

Alice, I'm sorry, I...

[Buddy] You know, I think I'm
gonna ride on ahead myself.

I'll see you there, Tommy.

[Tommy] You, too? Buddy?

How cute.

Looks like the whole pack
is here except the leader.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry, Alice.
I didn't mean to...

Hey, I'm a lone wolf,
and you better watch yourself.

Let's get this over with.

[Buddy] Agreed.

Hey, George.

Mr. Hoffman's here.

Okay.

Mr. Hoffman, esteemed
colleagues, friends...

[crowd booing and yelling]

Scooter! I'm glad
you could make it.

For a minute there, I thought
you weren't gonna show,

but from what I've seen, that
may have been the wiser choice.

Let's just get
this over with.

What's that? I don't
think they heard you.

I said, let's just
get this over with.

Oh. We're just
getting started.

On Monday, I was riding down the
street, minding my own business,

when Tommy Schooner here, in a hurry
to get somewhere, bowled me over.

[whistles]

I never seen him coming, but seeing
how much of a skilled skater he is,

he had to see me.

He said to me...

Get out of my way,
you little pip-squeak.

"Get out of my way,
you pip-squeak."

I never said that.

Quiet, I'm telling a story.

So there I was, afraid of
what this big bully...

[mumbles]

...of a kid was
gonna do to me.

Was he gonna take
my lunch money?

There wasn't school on Monday.
Why would you have lunch money?

Was he gonna take
my beloved skateboard?

[Tommy] What would I do
with two skateboards?

Or was he just gonna beat me up and
leave me on the side of the street?

[Tommy] Not to mention, my dad
owns a skateboarding company.

I really have
no use for your board.

You're really hung up
on that point, aren't you?

Yeah, yeah, kind of.

No, instead, he said...

I'm gonna humiliate you
in front of everybody.

...this Friday,
at the skate-off.

[cheering]

Wow, I really remember those
events happening differently.

Hope I'm not
sleepwalking again.

Mr. Hoffman, esteemed friends,
welcome, again, to Modern Skate.

[cheering]

So here we are.
Today's the day.

The gauntlet was thrown,
the challenge was accepted.

I feel like I represent
all little guys when I say,

enough is enough,
and stand up to this bully.

I'm vastly outmatched
by his superior skill,

but I can only hope that...

Just go on with it already!

Right, yeah.

Sorry.

Grip or graphic?

Grip.

Grip it is.

You wanna go first or second?

Uh, you can go first.

My "superior" skills can wait
just a little bit longer.

Okay, video is one thing,

but let's see how it compares
to the real deal.

Now as you can see, Sally is
riding on the new Talon Mark IV.

Now this model
isn't even out yet,

but I can assure you,

it's going to blow the Mark
III numbers out of the water.

Now, our chief engineer,
Jerome Walker,

can explain
the improvements we've made.

Right on, thank you, George.

Sure, and in English, please.

The Mark IV uses a new polycarbon
synthetic in the board

which increases
the tensile strength

and decreases the mass
by an order of 25.

- [George clears throat]
- But...

In other words, we've made our
boards stronger and lighter.

We've also increased
the coeffic...

[clears throat] The
slipperiness of the bearings,

making this the smoothest gliding
board that has ever been made.

It's like... It's like
you're riding on a cloud.

- George.
- Thanks, Jerome.

And we've already spoken
with our manufacturers,

and they're ready to increase
output to match demand.

Any questions?

Rules are as follows:

each person has 30 seconds to
complete as many tricks as possible.

When finished, our panel of
judges will hold up their scores.

The highest score wins.

Good luck.

You're gonna need it.

Thanks.

You, too, Frankie.

Start the clock!

[cheering]

You can have the rest
of my time, Tommy.

I don't think
I'm gonna need it.

I give the rest of my time
to my opponent.

[applause]

[inaudible]

What's the score?

I'd give it a six.
Six and a half.

[cheering]

A 9.1?

What routine
were you watching?

All right, Tommy,
give him what he deserves.

So what's it gonna be, Tommy?

I hope your sister
gave you some good advice.

She did, actually, and she
said to do what I do best.

Oh! I can't watch.

And what I do best...

isn't skateboarding, and I
stand no chance beating you.

What I do best...

is this.

[groaning]

Come on, Frankie!

Sally's never gonna respect
moves like that.

That's what I do best.

And if you don't stop bullying
these kids in this neighborhood,

I'm gonna make sure everyone
in our school sees that video.

And everybody knows
that I'm not a great skater,

and I realize I have
nothing to lose,

but you just proved how great
of a skateboarder you are,

and when this video comes out,

and that cute little
"eek" sound you make...

Well, the bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Look, Tommy, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.

Really?

Yeah, I mean,
your family is super cool.

Your dad makes skateboards,
that's awesome.

And your sister...

Wait, you do have
a crush on my sister.

What? No.

Ugh!

Gross, you do!

- Ugh!
- Shut up, man!

[scoffs]
Man, it's cool.

Just be a little nicer to me, and
I'll put in a few good words.

Come on, is someone gonna skate?
I've got stuff to do!

Hey, man, I'm sorry about
everything and here...

I yield the rest of my time.

Phew.

A 2.0? What competition
were you watching?

Right?

Let me know when the guy starts
judging dog shows, I'm in.

I officially declare Frankie,
winner of today's skate-off.

[cheering]

[all chanting] Frankie! Frankie!
Frankie! Frankie! Frankie!

So that's who we are
as a company,

and we hope that you'll see us
as a valuable investment,

and agree to partner with us as we
go to the next level, together.

Mr. Schooner, um...

thank you very much for the
presentation, and for your hospitality.

Uh...

Unfortunately, I cannot
invest in your company.

Oh, uh... [clears throat]
Do you mind if I ask why?

Quite simply...

there's just nothing
special about it.

I mean, you have
a lovely family,

and your product seems
to be very good,

and your daughter
is exceptionally talented,

but I've seen this all before.

I was really hoping to witness
something unique here today.

I understand.

Uh, would you at least
stay for lunch?

It'll be ready soon,
and we've got so much food.

I appreciate the offer. Uh...

Sure. We can stay for lunch.

Okay, great, lunch it is.

You lost.

I know, the skate-off at least.
And hopefully, not a friend.

I was being a jerk back
there, and I was stressed,

and I knew you were
trying to help,

but took my stress out on you, and
I've just gotta stop doing that.

We cool?

I left my 50-millimeter lens
at your house, so...

I guess we're cool.

Any news from Sally
on the presentation?

Oh. Yeah, let me check.

[text alert rings]

- [cell phone beeps]
- Oh, man.

It's not going good.

I knew I should've gone to the
meeting, my talents are wasted here.

That's not good,
what was wrong?

They wanted something unique.

How about a skateboard
wrapped in bacon?

Bet you've never seen
one of those before.

Come on!

[Alice] Where are we going?

Modern headquarters!
I have an idea!

What's your idea?

I'm gonna give
them something "unique."

Whoa, wait!

Stop!

[chuckles]
That was awesome!

You are getting better.

I give that a 20! Paws down!

Maybe I should've tried a move
back there, against Frankie, huh?

Well, let's not get ahead
of ourselves, okay?

[chuckles] Oh.
We gotta get to Modern.

[inaudible]

George, you know what, we
actually misjudged the time,

we have to get
to another meeting.

Oh, are you sure? It's just
gonna be a few minutes.

No, no, it's fine.

When we get there, we gotta
assess the situation, okay?

We can't just be two kids and a dog
barging into an important meeting.

You got it, chief!

Alice, I'm gonna need
your help with the TV.

That smell. It's...
It's incredible!

Sorry, Tommy,
no time to waste!

Buddy, wait!

- We do have to go, thank you, though.
- Okay.

- Appreciate it.
- Thank you, Mr. Hoffman, thank you for your time.

Of course.

[Tommy] Buddy!

Oh!

- Uh... We're very sorry.
- So sorry!

[laughing] Uh, we are sorry.

Alice?

Oh. Sorry about the mess.

I'm Tommy Schooner, I'm head
of special marketing projects,

and I'm sure you've already
met Buddy Schooner,

the other face
of Modern Skate.

[Buddy] Pleasure!

You wanted something unique, and
I give you, Buddy and Sally,

the family skateboarding
human-dog team.

We're still
work-shopping the name.

Now that...

is something unique.

A skateboarding dog?

It's brilliant.

Mr. Schooner...

I'm gonna invest
in your company.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

Congratulations.

- Thank you, Mr. Hoffman, thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Sorry about your face.

Thanks. Thanks, Bill.

I do think the food's
still okay if we're careful.

- No, we're fine.
- Or we could just order pizza.

We'll order pizza.

Bill, can we get some...
Put it on the company card.

[applause]

Great job, everybody. Now,
less hugging, more eating.

Well, it was
certainly a pleasure

to meet you and your lovely
family, Mr. Schooner.

Hopefully, one day, you'll get out
to Los Angeles so you can meet mine.

We'd be happy to.

Thanks again for the opportunity.
You won't regret it.

I know I won't. We're gonna
make a lot of money together.

Great.

Come on, honey,
let's show Mr. Hoffman out.

Sounds good. Gentlemen.

Tommy Schooner,
I owe you an apology.

I never knew you had such
a talent for filmmaking.

Thanks, and it's okay.

No. It was easy for me
to connect with your sister

because we both like
the same things.

But I should've spent more time getting
to know you and your interests,

not just going to
the skate park with you

because you started
being interested in mine.

Thanks, Dad, and I know you've
had a lot on your plate.

No, that's no excuse,
you're my son.

I love you and I've
always got time for you.

Plus, that video is amazing!

You have more of those?

Well, Alice and I did make a short
film about a ghost in our basement.

Oh, what's it called?

- The Ghost in the Basement.
- [laughs]

Of course it is, all right.

What did we know?
We were ten.

Okay, I'll tell you what.
[clears throat]

When we get home tonight, we'll
watch The Ghost in the Basement.

And then if you want,
spend the summer here,

making videos
for the campaign.

You gave yourself a title, the
least I can do is give you a desk.

- Sound good?
- Sounds great!

Now be honest,
do you like the quinoa?

Ugh. No, I've been flushing it down
the toilet for about a week...

Thank you.

[Buddy] I see
you guys watching me.

I'm always in the spotlight.

Nice job with the video.

Thanks.

I hope you don't mind sharing
the spotlight with a dog.

It's not just any dog.

It's the best skateboarding
dog in the whole world.

[Buddy] Go ahead, shower me with compliments,
but I still won't work on weekends.

So how'd your skate-off go?

Okay. I lost.

- There's no surprise there.
- Nope.

Did you attempt any tricks?

No. I did take your advice,
and kind of feel bad about it.

How so?

It's wrong to bully someone,

even though you're trying to
get him to stop bullying you.

Correct.

Two wrongs don't
make a right.

[Buddy] Two wrongs don't make
a right, but three lefts do!

Do you think you could
give me a hand with something?

Of course.

Thanks.

[Buddy] Oh, yeah,
I'm shredding!

Check it out!

Hey, Frankie!

Oh. Hey, Scoot...

I mean, Schooner.

Come to say hi?

Yeah, and to apologize.

Kind of a bully move I pulled
back there, using the video.

[beeps]

- We good?
- Yeah, we good.

Oh, and...
someone's here to see you.

Huh?

Sa...

Hey, Frankie.

Sally Schooner?

It's good to see you again.

I heard you won some sort of
amateur skate competition today?

Yup, I guess I did.

Well, I just wanna say
congratulations, and give you this.

See you around, Frankie.

Hey, thanks for
your help today.

You did a great job pretending
to flirt with Frankie.

Who said I was pretending?

Ugh. Gross, no, Frankie?

[chuckles] What?
He's kind of cute.

Ugh. I can't,
I'm gonna be sick.

You coming, dear?

We're about to watch
Ghost in the Basement.

In the basement.

I'm coming, I'm coming.
All right, who wants popcorn?

Uh, I think everybody. So,
Tommy, how long is this movie?

It's about... four hours.

Okay, wow.

- No. He's kidding, it's like 12 minutes.
- [laughs]

Thank goodness, because I did not
make enough popcorn for that.

All right, I guess it's time to
hit it on Ghost in the Basement.

And...

Action!

And cut!

Nice.

All right,
that work for you guys?

- Yeah, great.
- Yeah, that works for us.

Then that's the last shot
before lunch.

- Good!
- Great!

Hey, Sally, Buddy, why don't
you guys come over here?

I wanna get a nice group photo
of all of us for the website.

Good idea, Ma Schooner.

Let's make sure the Modern
banner's in the picture.

There we go... [clears
throat] all right.

Hold the phone.
Do I smell...

[sniffs]

Oh, my gosh.
That smells like...

Oh, it can't be.
Oh, it is!

[inaudible]

Oh, my gosh, it's steak!

Oh, come on, guys, I'm being
good, take the picture.

Hurry up, I'm so hungry!

Oh, man, I can't wait!

- Take the picture.
- [Buddy] Come on, guys, I'm being good.

I'm a good boy!

[camera shutter clicks]

[announcer
speaking indistinctly]

[announcer] Please
welcome Tony Hawk!

- Hey, what's up, George?
- Hey, man.

- Good to see you!
- You, too. Thanks for coming out.

Congrats on taking Modern
Skate global, that's huge.

Yeah, dude, well, we couldn't
have done it without you.

- Seriously, thanks, man.
- See you, man.

Yeah, get back to your stuff.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, man. I just had
the craziest dream.

Wouldn't it be cool
if I could snowboard?

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