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(static buzzing)

(Julia gasps)

(demon roaring)

- [Michael] Come on, fuck it!

(Julia screams)

(Julia screams) - Get her out.

- Get her out.

(gun fires) (demon roaring)

Dave, look out!

(demon roaring)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (soft rock music)

(soft rock music)

(soft rock music) - Hey, come on, does the camera still work?

- Hey, come on, does the camera still work?

- Hey, come on, does the camera still work? Has it got enough battery?

Has it got enough battery?

Has it got enough battery? - [Josh] Yeah, hold on, I think so.

- [Josh] Yeah, hold on, I think so.

- [Josh] Yeah, hold on, I think so. I'm just trying to figure out

I'm just trying to figure out

I'm just trying to figure out where is the ISO setting on this thing?

where is the ISO setting on this thing?

where is the ISO setting on this thing? - Press the button on the top and turn the dial.

- Press the button on the top and turn the dial.

- Press the button on the top and turn the dial. - [Josh] Ah, okay, got it, it's working.

- [Josh] Ah, okay, got it, it's working.

- [Josh] Ah, okay, got it, it's working. - Okay, can you zoom into my face first

- Okay, can you zoom into my face first

- Okay, can you zoom into my face first and then we do the laptop?

and then we do the laptop?

and then we do the laptop? - [Josh] Zoom in into, okay. (laughing)

- [Josh] Zoom in into, okay. (laughing)

- [Josh] Zoom in into, okay. (laughing) All right, Miss Spielberg, I got you.

All right, Miss Spielberg, I got you.

All right, Miss Spielberg, I got you. - Okay, is everything running?

- Okay, is everything running?

- Okay, is everything running? - [Josh] Yeah, like I said, it's still running.

- [Josh] Yeah, like I said, it's still running.

- [Josh] Yeah, like I said, it's still running. - Okay. (clearing throat)

- Okay. (clearing throat)

- Okay. (clearing throat) My name is Mary Sheffield,

My name is Mary Sheffield,

My name is Mary Sheffield, and I study media science

and I study media science

and I study media science at the Humboldt University in Berlin.

at the Humboldt University in Berlin.

at the Humboldt University in Berlin. (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - [Josh] Oh man, ah, this is too funny.

- [Josh] Oh man, ah, this is too funny.

- [Josh] Oh man, ah, this is too funny. - Josh, don't be an idiot!

- Josh, don't be an idiot!

- Josh, don't be an idiot! (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - [Josh] Okay, my bad, all right, start again.

- [Josh] Okay, my bad, all right, start again.

- [Josh] Okay, my bad, all right, start again. - Okay. (camera beeping)

- Okay. (camera beeping)

- Okay. (camera beeping) My name is Mary Sheffield,

My name is Mary Sheffield,

My name is Mary Sheffield, and I study media science

and I study media science

and I study media science at the Humboldt University in Berlin.

at the Humboldt University in Berlin.

at the Humboldt University in Berlin. I'm currently analyzing various viral-gone YouTube videos

I'm currently analyzing various viral-gone YouTube videos

I'm currently analyzing various viral-gone YouTube videos for their realness,

for their realness,

for their realness, and I'm not talking about funny cat videos

and I'm not talking about funny cat videos

and I'm not talking about funny cat videos or kids doing cute things.

or kids doing cute things.

or kids doing cute things. It's more about the dark side.

It's more about the dark side.

It's more about the dark side. Unexplained murders, accidents,

Unexplained murders, accidents,

apparitions, cryptozoology, all those things

apparitions, cryptozoology, all those things that one voluntarily like to spend their free time with.

that one voluntarily like to spend their free time with.

that one voluntarily like to spend their free time with. And some people call these videos snuff,

And some people call these videos snuff,

And some people call these videos snuff, but I call them fake.

but I call them fake.

but I call them fake. And the majority of these videos can be exposed

And the majority of these videos can be exposed

And the majority of these videos can be exposed with the help of some few simple methods.

with the help of some few simple methods.

with the help of some few simple methods. Because no matter if it's a magic trick

Because no matter if it's a magic trick

Because no matter if it's a magic trick or an optical illusion, Photoshop and After Effects.

or an optical illusion, Photoshop and After Effects.

or an optical illusion, Photoshop and After Effects. 99% of these videos that are viewed by millions

99% of these videos that are viewed by millions

99% of these videos that are viewed by millions on platforms such as Facebook and YouTube are sober fakes,

on platforms such as Facebook and YouTube are sober fakes,

on platforms such as Facebook and YouTube are sober fakes, and I'm here to expose them.

and I'm here to expose them.

But in order to do so,

I also had to spend some time

I also had to spend some time on the dark side of the internet.

on the dark side of the internet.

on the dark side of the internet. The side where pages can be viewed

The side where pages can be viewed

The side where pages can be viewed on the so-called dark web,

on the so-called dark web,

on the so-called dark web, where one can pursue any and all desires.

where one can pursue any and all desires.

where one can pursue any and all desires. Child pornography, animal pornography,

Child pornography, animal pornography,

sadism, fantasies of terror, propaganda or violence.

The misery of humanity limited to disgusting thumbnails

The misery of humanity limited to disgusting thumbnails and even worse videos.

and even worse videos.

and even worse videos. And it's here that you can also find

And it's here that you can also find

And it's here that you can also find so-called ghost videos, paranormal phenomena

so-called ghost videos, paranormal phenomena

so-called ghost videos, paranormal phenomena only there to shock and disturb the viewer.

only there to shock and disturb the viewer.

But there are no such things as ghosts,

But there are no such things as ghosts, creatures, demons, or Santa Claus.

creatures, demons, or Santa Claus.

creatures, demons, or Santa Claus. It is all fake.

It is all fake.

Although, they are done pretty well.

Although, they are done pretty well. - [Josh] Okay, cut the shit, Mary, seriously.

- [Josh] Okay, cut the shit, Mary, seriously.

- [Josh] Okay, cut the shit, Mary, seriously. - You have to edit it, anyway.

- You have to edit it, anyway.

- You have to edit it, anyway. - [Josh] All right, well,

- [Josh] All right, well,

- [Josh] All right, well, talk about that video that I sent you.

talk about that video that I sent you.

talk about that video that I sent you. - Oh yeah, okay.

- Oh yeah, okay.

So I'm here today because there's been a new video

So I'm here today because there's been a new video which has taken the internet by a storm.

which has taken the internet by a storm.

which has taken the internet by a storm. But unfortunately, there's only a censored version

But unfortunately, there's only a censored version

But unfortunately, there's only a censored version of it available on YouTube.

of it available on YouTube.

of it available on YouTube. But thanks to a couple hundred euros,

But thanks to a couple hundred euros,

But thanks to a couple hundred euros, an anonymous user has put the video into my hands,

an anonymous user has put the video into my hands,

an anonymous user has put the video into my hands, and I'm going to watch it for the first time.

and I'm going to watch it for the first time.

and I'm going to watch it for the first time. Are you ready, Josh?

Are you ready, Josh?

Are you ready, Josh? - [Josh] Yeah, well, lemme just reposition this camera

- [Josh] Yeah, well, lemme just reposition this camera

- [Josh] Yeah, well, lemme just reposition this camera and adjust the lighting. - Okay, but hurry up.

and adjust the lighting. - Okay, but hurry up.

and adjust the lighting. - Okay, but hurry up. I'm really excited.

I'm really excited.

I'm really excited. (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) Josh, can you edit it so that the viewer

Josh, can you edit it so that the viewer

Josh, can you edit it so that the viewer can watch my reaction and the recording

can watch my reaction and the recording

can watch my reaction and the recording at the same time?

at the same time?

at the same time? - [Josh] Yeah, no problem, I can,

- [Josh] Yeah, no problem, I can,

- [Josh] Yeah, no problem, I can, I could edit that, that's easy.

I could edit that, that's easy.

I could edit that, that's easy. - Okay, everything running, sound okay?

- Okay, everything running, sound okay?

- Okay, everything running, sound okay? - [Josh] Sound is on, recording, yep, you're good to go.

- [Josh] Sound is on, recording, yep, you're good to go.

- [Josh] Sound is on, recording, yep, you're good to go. - Okay.

- Okay.

So keep in mind

So keep in mind that the recording may have some graphic images,

that the recording may have some graphic images,

that the recording may have some graphic images, and the recordings are also uncut,

and the recordings are also uncut,

and the recordings are also uncut, so I can't guarantee anything.

so I can't guarantee anything.

Then we're ready.

(cartoon creatures gibbering) (Mary laughing)

(cartoon creatures gibbering) (Mary laughing) Oh my gosh. (Josh laughing)

Oh my gosh. (Josh laughing)

Oh my gosh. (Josh laughing) Oh my gosh, Josh, you have to edit that out.

Oh my gosh, Josh, you have to edit that out.

Oh my gosh, Josh, you have to edit that out. - [Josh] Oh no, that's definitely staying in.

- [Josh] Oh no, that's definitely staying in.

(door thuds)

(door thuds) (speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(door thuds)

(door thuds) (speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(demon groaning)

(demon groaning) (chair crashing)

(chair crashing)

(chair crashing) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) (man shouting)

(man shouting)

(demon roaring)

(blood spurting) (demon roaring)

(car horn honking) (man screaming)

(car horn honking) (man screaming) - Wow, that was really well made.

- Wow, that was really well made.

What do you think, Josh?

What do you think, Josh? - [Josh] What do you mean, what do I think?

- [Josh] What do you mean, what do I think?

- [Josh] What do you mean, what do I think? I haven't even, I haven't seen the video yet,

I haven't even, I haven't seen the video yet,

I haven't even, I haven't seen the video yet, but looking at your reaction, I got some, I got goosebumps.

but looking at your reaction, I got some, I got goosebumps.

but looking at your reaction, I got some, I got goosebumps. - Come over here and watch it.

- Come over here and watch it.

- Come over here and watch it. - [Josh] All right, hold on.

- [Josh] All right, hold on.

(man in video speaking in foreign language)

(man shouting)

(man shouting) - Oh my, I can't even, this is,

- Oh my, I can't even, this is,

- Oh my, I can't even, this is, how can you, oh my god, I can't even look,

how can you, oh my god, I can't even look,

how can you, oh my god, I can't even look, I can't even look at this.

I can't even look at this.

I can't even look at this. - So what do you think?

- So what do you think?

- So what do you think? - What do you mean, what do I think?

- What do you mean, what do I think?

- What do you mean, what do I think? There's people, people dying and getting cut up and shit.

There's people, people dying and getting cut up and shit.

There's people, people dying and getting cut up and shit. - What do you mean?

- What do you mean?

- What do you mean? This is so recognizably fake.

This is so recognizably fake.

This is so recognizably fake. - Are you-- - This was definitely made

- Are you-- - This was definitely made

- Are you-- - This was definitely made with a second unit, I mean look at the division

with a second unit, I mean look at the division

with a second unit, I mean look at the division between the pictures and the enactments.

between the pictures and the enactments.

between the pictures and the enactments. These special effects must have cost

These special effects must have cost

These special effects must have cost a couple thousand euros.

a couple thousand euros.

a couple thousand euros. - You are trippin'.

- You are trippin'.

- You are trippin'. I'm out to get me a beer.

I'm out to get me a beer.

I'm out to get me a beer. - I need to watch this again.

- I need to watch this again.

(camera beeping)

- Do you even know how good that video was?

- Do you even know how good that video was? I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

I mean, I've never seen anything like it. - (laughing) The video of an actual murder, you mean?

- (laughing) The video of an actual murder, you mean?

- (laughing) The video of an actual murder, you mean? - Murder?

- Murder?

- Murder? Why murder?

Why murder?

Why murder? That was so unrecognizably fake,

That was so unrecognizably fake,

That was so unrecognizably fake, I mean those special effects were insane, also the acting.

I mean those special effects were insane, also the acting.

I mean those special effects were insane, also the acting. I mean those actors were insanely good.

I mean those actors were insanely good.

I mean those actors were insanely good. Do you think it'll be hard to get ahold of their identities?

Do you think it'll be hard to get ahold of their identities?

Do you think it'll be hard to get ahold of their identities? - Mary, are you actually like sick in the head?

- Mary, are you actually like sick in the head?

- Mary, are you actually like sick in the head? Are you crazy, like there's people dying,

Are you crazy, like there's people dying,

Are you crazy, like there's people dying, like all these people getting killed,

like all these people getting killed,

like all these people getting killed, and you think it's so dope, like what is wrong with you?

and you think it's so dope, like what is wrong with you?

and you think it's so dope, like what is wrong with you? - Okay, then let's suppose it is real.

- Okay, then let's suppose it is real.

- Okay, then let's suppose it is real. - It is real.

- It is real.

- It is real. - Okay, so if it was real,

- Okay, so if it was real,

- Okay, so if it was real, then how come we've never heard anything about it?

then how come we've never heard anything about it?

then how come we've never heard anything about it? There would've been news reports, articles, or something.

There would've been news reports, articles, or something.

There would've been news reports, articles, or something. - We haven't even looked it up.

- We haven't even looked it up.

- We haven't even looked it up. Hold on, let me show you.

Hold on, let me show you.

Hold on, let me show you. - Where are you going?

- Where are you going?

- Where are you going? - I'm gonna show you.

- I'm gonna show you.

Bingo, see, there it is.

Bingo, see, there it is. - What have you found?

- What have you found?

- What have you found? - This is a, what I was telling you about.

- This is a, what I was telling you about.

- This is a, what I was telling you about. I've heard of this before,

I've heard of this before,

I've heard of this before, I just didn't really think much of it.

I just didn't really think much of it.

I just didn't really think much of it. Here, read this.

Here, read this.

- The article's about our video.

- The article's about our video. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - According to the author, the video was recorded

- According to the author, the video was recorded

- According to the author, the video was recorded 50 kilometers away from Berlin, two years ago.

50 kilometers away from Berlin, two years ago.

50 kilometers away from Berlin, two years ago. After all the dead bodies disappeared,

After all the dead bodies disappeared,

After all the dead bodies disappeared, and the cameraman, who also died in hospital,

and the cameraman, who also died in hospital,

and the cameraman, who also died in hospital, the investigations were stopped.

the investigations were stopped.

According to the source,

According to the source, a huge amount of money was paid

a huge amount of money was paid

a huge amount of money was paid to the families of the victims.

to the families of the victims.

to the families of the victims. And then it fell quiet.

And then it fell quiet.

And then it fell quiet. Then a few months later, the video was anonymously uploaded

Then a few months later, the video was anonymously uploaded

Then a few months later, the video was anonymously uploaded to the internet, and it spread.

to the internet, and it spread.

Josh, do you know what this means?

Josh, do you know what this means? - That I'm fucking scared? (laughing)

- That I'm fucking scared? (laughing)

- That I'm fucking scared? (laughing) - This is perfect for my final paper.

- This is perfect for my final paper.

- This is perfect for my final paper. - Are you serious?

- Are you serious?

- Are you serious? I hate when you act like this.

I hate when you act like this.

I hate when you act like this. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) Ooh, it's your boy, though.

Ooh, it's your boy, though.

Ooh, it's your boy, though. It's your boy, though.

It's your boy, though.

It's your boy, though. It's a dope-ass little camera, man.

It's a dope-ass little camera, man.

It's a dope-ass little camera, man. But can it handle me?

But can it handle me?

But can it handle me? That's the question, can it handle your boy?

That's the question, can it handle your boy?

That's the question, can it handle your boy? With dem glasses.

With dem glasses.

With dem glasses. Glasses off, glasses on.

Glasses off, glasses on.

Glasses off, I think I like 'em better on.

Glasses off, I think I like 'em better on. Let me get my hair lookin' cool, though.

Let me get my hair lookin' cool, though.

Let me get my hair lookin' cool, though. Yep, I think we straight, I think we straizy dope.

Yep, I think we straight, I think we straizy dope.

(gentle folk music)

(gentle folk music) (cat meows) Fucking cat.

(cat meows) Fucking cat.

(cat meows) Fucking cat. - Yeah, I'm happy to hold the line.

- Yeah, I'm happy to hold the line.

- Yeah, I'm happy to hold the line. - [Josh] Ooh, a wild nympho in her natural habitat.

- [Josh] Ooh, a wild nympho in her natural habitat.

- [Josh] Ooh, a wild nympho in her natural habitat. (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - Yes, yes, so I'm recording a documentary and report

- Yes, yes, so I'm recording a documentary and report

- Yes, yes, so I'm recording a documentary and report on the history of the building

on the history of the building

on the history of the building and I would love to interview you if that's possible.

and I would love to interview you if that's possible.

and I would love to interview you if that's possible. It's for a university,

It's for a university,

It's for a university, I'm studying Historical Studies in Berlin.

I'm studying Historical Studies in Berlin.

I'm studying Historical Studies in Berlin. Why would I like an interview?

Why would I like an interview?

Why would I like an interview? Well I think you're a very interesting person, and,

Well I think you're a very interesting person, and,

okay, how much would you like?

500 euros?

That is a little bit too expensive right now,

That is a little bit too expensive right now, so maybe you could lower the price?

so maybe you could lower the price?

400?

Yep, okay, that'll be fine.

Okay great, in which case

Okay great, in which case we'll be dropping by sometime this week

we'll be dropping by sometime this week

we'll be dropping by sometime this week and I'll send you an email with all the details

and I'll send you an email with all the details

and I'll send you an email with all the details and yeah, thank you so much.

and yeah, thank you so much.

Hello?

- [Josh] Did you arrange a hot lesbian date? (laughing)

- [Josh] Did you arrange a hot lesbian date? (laughing) - Josh! Do you-- (Josh laughing)

- Josh! Do you-- (Josh laughing)

- Josh! Do you-- (Josh laughing) (glass breaking)

(glass breaking)

(glass breaking) (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) So I spoke to her on the phone the other day,

So I spoke to her on the phone the other day,

So I spoke to her on the phone the other day, and we've got an interview, which is really good.

and we've got an interview, which is really good.

and we've got an interview, which is really good. And then, so we're gonna go to the location

And then, so we're gonna go to the location

And then, so we're gonna go to the location for two days straight to film it,

for two days straight to film it,

for two days straight to film it, and I was wondering if maybe you and Michael could help us?

and I was wondering if maybe you and Michael could help us?

Ah, amazing, thank you so much.

Ah, amazing, thank you so much. We'll see you then.

We'll see you then.

- Good news, or? - Really good news.

- Good news, or? - Really good news. Julia and Michael said they'll help us on the shoot.

Julia and Michael said they'll help us on the shoot.

Julia and Michael said they'll help us on the shoot. - Oh, Michael, yeah, that means beer and joints!

- Oh, Michael, yeah, that means beer and joints!

- Oh, Michael, yeah, that means beer and joints! - Josh, could you please take it a little bit seriously?

- Josh, could you please take it a little bit seriously?

- Josh, could you please take it a little bit seriously? - Oh, sorry, um, is there any other good news?

- Oh, sorry, um, is there any other good news?

- Oh, sorry, um, is there any other good news? - Yeah, the medium has agreed to our interview.

- Yeah, the medium has agreed to our interview.

- Yeah, the medium has agreed to our interview. It's going to cost us 400 euros, which,

It's going to cost us 400 euros, which,

It's going to cost us 400 euros, which, - 400? - Yes, it is a lot.

- 400? - Yes, it is a lot.

- 400? - Yes, it is a lot. But it will be good for documentation.

But it will be good for documentation.

But it will be good for documentation. This way we can reveal the hocus-pocus,

This way we can reveal the hocus-pocus,

This way we can reveal the hocus-pocus, and have the audience on our side.

and have the audience on our side.

and have the audience on our side. - Do you think she'll be okay with that?

- Do you think she'll be okay with that?

- Do you think she'll be okay with that? - Doesn't matter, as long as we are revealing the truth.

- Doesn't matter, as long as we are revealing the truth.

- Doesn't matter, as long as we are revealing the truth. - All right, so, you got everything?

- All right, so, you got everything?

- All right, so, you got everything? You got everything?

You got everything?

You got everything? - I think so, I've still got to get the equipment

- I think so, I've still got to get the equipment

- I think so, I've still got to get the equipment and make the film schedule,

and make the film schedule,

and make the film schedule, but it looks like on Wednesday we're gonna meet the team

but it looks like on Wednesday we're gonna meet the team

but it looks like on Wednesday we're gonna meet the team to discuss the shoot. - Okay.

to discuss the shoot. - Okay.

to discuss the shoot. - Okay. - Thursday, drive to Madam Hocus-Pocus' house,

- Thursday, drive to Madam Hocus-Pocus' house,

- Thursday, drive to Madam Hocus-Pocus' house, film the whole entire thing,

film the whole entire thing,

film the whole entire thing, and then Friday we'll go to the location

and then Friday we'll go to the location

and then Friday we'll go to the location for two days straight, shoot the whole entire thing.

for two days straight, shoot the whole entire thing.

for two days straight, shoot the whole entire thing. - Perfect, yeah. - I think it's gonna work.

- Perfect, yeah. - I think it's gonna work.

- Perfect, yeah. - I think it's gonna work. - Yeah, cool.

- Yeah, cool.

- Yeah, cool. Awesome. - Oh, and I've also

Awesome. - Oh, and I've also

Awesome. - Oh, and I've also contacted a cinematographer.

contacted a cinematographer.

A cinematographer, yeah, exactly.

A cinematographer, yeah, exactly. He's gonna have really great shots, great recordings,

He's gonna have really great shots, great recordings,

He's gonna have really great shots, great recordings, it's gonna be really beautiful.

it's gonna be really beautiful.

it's gonna be really beautiful. - But I thought I was gonna-- - No, yeah.

- But I thought I was gonna-- - No, yeah.

- But I thought I was gonna-- - No, yeah. - Do the-- - Sorry, um.

- Do the-- - Sorry, um.

- Do the-- - Sorry, um. No disrespect, you're kind of gonna be maybe producer?

No disrespect, you're kind of gonna be maybe producer?

- All right, I get it.

- All right, I get it. Well your producer's gonna go turn off the camera,

Well your producer's gonna go turn off the camera,

Well your producer's gonna go turn off the camera, and drink a beer, eff this water.

and drink a beer, eff this water.

and drink a beer, eff this water. - Aw, the poor boy's insulted.

- Aw, the poor boy's insulted.

- Aw, the poor boy's insulted. - [Josh] (mimicking crying) Leave me alone.

- [Josh] (mimicking crying) Leave me alone.

- [Josh] (mimicking crying) Leave me alone. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Mary] Okay, let me show you the equipment.

- [Mary] Okay, let me show you the equipment.

- [Mary] Okay, let me show you the equipment. - [Josh] Show me what you got.

- [Josh] Show me what you got.

- [Josh] Show me what you got. Ooh (laughing), what'd you do to my room?

Ooh (laughing), what'd you do to my room?

Ooh (laughing), what'd you do to my room? - [Mary] Good, isn't it?

- [Mary] Good, isn't it?

- [Mary] Good, isn't it? - [Josh] You got like 5000 euros worth of stuff,

- [Josh] You got like 5000 euros worth of stuff,

- [Josh] You got like 5000 euros worth of stuff, you got a drone thing.

you got a drone thing.

you got a drone thing. - [Mary] Even got night-time vision cameras.

- [Mary] Even got night-time vision cameras.

- [Mary] Even got night-time vision cameras. - [Josh] Night cameras, you, this,

- [Josh] Night cameras, you, this,

- [Josh] Night cameras, you, this, this must be really, really important to you.

this must be really, really important to you.

this must be really, really important to you. - It's just gonna, I dunno,

- It's just gonna, I dunno,

- It's just gonna, I dunno, change all those minds of those disbelievers.

change all those minds of those disbelievers.

change all those minds of those disbelievers. It's gonna be perfect.

It's gonna be perfect.

It's gonna be perfect. - You know you sound like a cult member

- You know you sound like a cult member

- You know you sound like a cult member or something like that. (laughing)

or something like that. (laughing)

or something like that. (laughing) - Well, I am in the snuff cult.

- Well, I am in the snuff cult.

- Well, I am in the snuff cult. - Whatever that is.

- Whatever that is.

- Whatever that is. Oh, dope, you even got one of these

Oh, dope, you even got one of these

Oh, dope, you even got one of these spy cameras that you hang up on the,

spy cameras that you hang up on the,

spy cameras that you hang up on the, is that what this is?

is that what this is?

is that what this is? - Josh, it's a USB.

- Josh, it's a USB.

(camera beeping)

Hey.

Hey. - [Dave] Hello.

- [Dave] Hello.

- [Dave] Hello. - Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi. - Hi, Mary, nice to finally meet you.

- Hi, Mary, nice to finally meet you.

- Hi, Mary, nice to finally meet you. - [Dave] Right, well, hello.

- [Dave] Right, well, hello.

- [Dave] Right, well, hello. - [Mary] Thank you for coming.

- [Mary] Thank you for coming.

- [Mary] Thank you for coming. - [Josh] That's him?

- [Josh] That's him?

- [Josh] That's him? - [Mary] Did you get here okay?

- [Mary] Did you get here okay?

- [Mary] Did you get here okay? - [Dave] Yes.

- [Dave] Yes.

- [Josh] He better not try to hit on Mary.

- [Josh] He better not try to hit on Mary. I'm gonna be pissed.

I'm gonna be pissed.

I'm gonna be pissed. - We'll turn on the coffee when we get inside.

- We'll turn on the coffee when we get inside.

- We'll turn on the coffee when we get inside. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Well this is my flatmate and my assistant, Josh.

- Well this is my flatmate and my assistant, Josh. - (laughing) I thought I was a producer.

- (laughing) I thought I was a producer.

- (laughing) I thought I was a producer. - Please don't be a dickhead.

- Please don't be a dickhead.

- Please don't be a dickhead. He can be a bit sensitive sometimes.

He can be a bit sensitive sometimes.

He can be a bit sensitive sometimes. - Whatever.

- Whatever.

- Hi, I'm Dave.

- Hi, I'm Dave. - Josh.

- Josh.

- Josh. - Play nice.

- Play nice.

- Play nice. Dave, I'll come show you the equipment.

Dave, I'll come show you the equipment.

Dave, I'll come show you the equipment. - Okay.

- Okay.

- [Josh] I already don't like this dude.

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (demon in video roaring)

(demon in video roaring)

(demon in video roaring) - So, what do you think?

- So, what do you think?

- Fake.

- Fake. - See, I told you, at least someone has an idea.

- See, I told you, at least someone has an idea.

- See, I told you, at least someone has an idea. - Blah, blah, blah, blah.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah. Both of y'all are crazy.

Both of y'all are crazy.

Both of y'all are crazy. - Sorry Dave, he can be like that sometimes.

- Sorry Dave, he can be like that sometimes.

- Sorry Dave, he can be like that sometimes. - Well.

- Well.

(doorbell buzzes)

(doorbell buzzes) - Oh, there are the other two!

- Oh, there are the other two!

- Oh, there are the other two! Okay, so Dave, just as we discussed,

Okay, so Dave, just as we discussed,

Okay, so Dave, just as we discussed, record absolutely everything.

record absolutely everything.

record absolutely everything. We're gonna need all of this for making of.

We're gonna need all of this for making of.

We're gonna need all of this for making of. - Oh, okay. - Okay?

- Oh, okay. - Okay?

- Oh, okay. - Okay? Thank you. (doorbell buzzes)

Thank you. (doorbell buzzes)

- Hi guys! (Julia vocalizing)

- Hi guys! (Julia vocalizing) How've you been? - Good, good, how are you?

How've you been? - Good, good, how are you?

How've you been? - Good, good, how are you? - Good thank you!

- Good thank you!

- Good thank you! Hey Michael. - Hey Mary,

Hey Michael. - Hey Mary,

Hey Michael. - Hey Mary, it's been nice catching up, where's Josh?

it's been nice catching up, where's Josh?

it's been nice catching up, where's Josh? - (laughing) That way. - Ah, thank you.

- (laughing) That way. - Ah, thank you.

- (laughing) That way. - Ah, thank you. - Oh my god. - Make yourself at home.

- Oh my god. - Make yourself at home.

- Oh my god. - Make yourself at home. - Oh, who's that?

- Oh, who's that?

- Oh, who's that? - This is Dave, our camera operator.

- This is Dave, our camera operator.

- This is Dave, our camera operator. - Oh, hey Dave, what's up?

- Oh, hey Dave, what's up?

- Oh, hey Dave, what's up? - [Dave] Hi.

- [Dave] Hi.

- [Dave] Hi. - Okay.

- Okay.

- [Michael] Hey man.

- [Michael] Hey man. - (laughing) Hey, what's up, bro?

- (laughing) Hey, what's up, bro?

- (laughing) Hey, what's up, bro? Long time no see.

Long time no see.

Long time no see. How you been, man?

How you been, man?

How you been, man? Good? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Good? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Good? - Yeah, I'm fine. How are you?

How are you?

How are you? - Good, you want a beer?

- Good, you want a beer?

- Good, you want a beer? - Thought you'd never ask.

- Thought you'd never ask.

- Thought you'd never ask. Dude, out of the way.

Dude, out of the way.

Dude, out of the way. - [Josh] Got a couple in here.

- [Josh] Got a couple in here.

- So, question is, who exactly are you supposed to be?

- So, question is, who exactly are you supposed to be? - Your worst nightmare.

- Your worst nightmare.

- Your worst nightmare. - Yeah, well that settles that, then.

- Yeah, well that settles that, then.

- Yeah, well that settles that, then. - There you go, bro. - Thanks.

- There you go, bro. - Thanks.

- There you go, bro. - Thanks. (bottles clink)

(bottles clink)

(bottles clink) - [Both] Cheers.

- [Both] Cheers.

- [Both] Cheers. - So, what's the flight plan here?

- So, what's the flight plan here?

- So, what's the flight plan here? - Bro, I have no idea, man.

- Bro, I have no idea, man.

- Bro, I have no idea, man. You gotta ask little miss sunshine Mary,

You gotta ask little miss sunshine Mary,

You gotta ask little miss sunshine Mary, but I just think it's a bad idea, whatever we do.

but I just think it's a bad idea, whatever we do.

but I just think it's a bad idea, whatever we do. - Did you guys not straighten things out

- Did you guys not straighten things out

- Did you guys not straighten things out after, you know, what happened a couple weeks ago?

after, you know, what happened a couple weeks ago?

after, you know, what happened a couple weeks ago? - Dude, I have no idea, man.

- Dude, I have no idea, man.

- Dude, I have no idea, man. She's, she's so hard to read.

She's, she's so hard to read.

She's, she's so hard to read. - [Mary] And that's exactly why you're just my assistant.

- [Mary] And that's exactly why you're just my assistant.

- [Mary] And that's exactly why you're just my assistant. - Thought I was a producer.

- Thought I was a producer.

- Thought I was a producer. - [Mary] Yeah whatever, Josh.

- [Mary] Yeah whatever, Josh.

- [Mary] Yeah whatever, Josh. - Why don't you guys make out already, huh?

- Why don't you guys make out already, huh?

- Why don't you guys make out already, huh? (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - Ooh I know, we could play a fun party game.

- Ooh I know, we could play a fun party game.

- Ooh I know, we could play a fun party game. It's called tell Michael what the fuck's going on.

It's called tell Michael what the fuck's going on.

It's called tell Michael what the fuck's going on. Mary, you go first.

Mary, you go first.

Mary, you go first. - Okay, fine, okay, so.

- Okay, fine, okay, so.

- Wait!

- Ha ha ha. - Go.

- Ha ha ha. - Go. - Thank you, thank you, okay.

- Thank you, thank you, okay.

- Thank you, thank you, okay. Okay, so basically there's a video, okay?

Okay, so basically there's a video, okay?

Okay, so basically there's a video, okay? And we want to expose this video as fake, okay?

And we want to expose this video as fake, okay?

And we want to expose this video as fake, okay? So we're going to drive to a particular location

So we're going to drive to a particular location

So we're going to drive to a particular location and find as much evidence as possible

and find as much evidence as possible

and find as much evidence as possible to prove that everything has been staged.

to prove that everything has been staged.

to prove that everything has been staged. And we're also gonna record it,

And we're also gonna record it,

And we're also gonna record it, so I can use it for my final paper.

so I can use it for my final paper.

so I can use it for my final paper. - Ooh right, even if I might regret this question

- Ooh right, even if I might regret this question

- Ooh right, even if I might regret this question in just a second, what kind of videos are we talking about?

in just a second, what kind of videos are we talking about?

in just a second, what kind of videos are we talking about? - I knew that was gonna be asked.

- I knew that was gonna be asked.

- I knew that was gonna be asked. Josh, can you get the video up please?

Josh, can you get the video up please?

Josh, can you get the video up please? - Yes, your honor.

- Yes, your honor.

- Yes, your honor. - Thank you, you guys are gonna love it.

- Thank you, you guys are gonna love it.

- Thank you, you guys are gonna love it. - I dunno, somehow I feel weird about this.

- I dunno, somehow I feel weird about this.

- I dunno, somehow I feel weird about this. - [Mary] No, no, no, trust me.

- [Mary] No, no, no, trust me.

- [Mary] No, no, no, trust me. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - Whoa.

- Whoa.

- Whoa. - I told you.

- I told you.

- I told you. - I dunno, I don't have a good feeling about this.

- I dunno, I don't have a good feeling about this.

- I dunno, I don't have a good feeling about this. - Oh come on, the video effects

- Oh come on, the video effects

- Oh come on, the video effects are looking pretty sweet, right?

are looking pretty sweet, right?

are looking pretty sweet, right? I mean, how much you reckon they paid for this?

I mean, how much you reckon they paid for this?

I mean, how much you reckon they paid for this? - Seriously, shut up Michael.

- Seriously, shut up Michael.

- Seriously, shut up Michael. Are you serious? - Oh, yeah.

Are you serious? - Oh, yeah.

Are you serious? - Oh, yeah. Come on, it's obviously visual effects, right?

Come on, it's obviously visual effects, right?

Come on, it's obviously visual effects, right? It's probably a viral trailer for a found footage film.

It's probably a viral trailer for a found footage film.

It's probably a viral trailer for a found footage film. If you ask me, the genre's been done to death, but.

If you ask me, the genre's been done to death, but.

If you ask me, the genre's been done to death, but. - But I don't think it's a fake, man.

- But I don't think it's a fake, man.

- But I don't think it's a fake, man. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - Oh come on, just look at the video.

- Oh come on, just look at the video.

- Oh come on, just look at the video. Like really look at it for a second.

Like really look at it for a second.

Like really look at it for a second. - At least we got another believer.

- At least we got another believer.

- At least we got another believer. - Oh yeah, well if you say so, but you know, yeah,

- Oh yeah, well if you say so, but you know, yeah,

- Oh yeah, well if you say so, but you know, yeah, if Michael says it's fake, I think it's fake.

if Michael says it's fake, I think it's fake.

if Michael says it's fake, I think it's fake. Not! - Are you fucking kidding me?

Not! - Are you fucking kidding me?

Not! - Are you fucking kidding me? - Dude, relax, all right?

- Dude, relax, all right?

- Dude, relax, all right? You have something to smoke?

You have something to smoke?

You have something to smoke? - Yeah, I think I got some in my room.

- Yeah, I think I got some in my room.

- Yeah, I think I got some in my room. - All right, ladies, if you'll excuse me.

- All right, ladies, if you'll excuse me.

- All right, ladies, if you'll excuse me. - [Mary and Julia] Michael.

- [Mary and Julia] Michael.

- [Mary and Julia] Michael. - But I've got places to be.

- But I've got places to be.

- But I've got places to be. - Jeez you are an idiot.

- Jeez you are an idiot.

(keyboard clicking)

(keyboard clicking) - Hey, hey, don't smoke all my shit.

- Hey, hey, don't smoke all my shit.

- Mary, do you really think it's all fake?

- Mary, do you really think it's all fake? - Julia, trust me, okay?

- Julia, trust me, okay?

- Julia, trust me, okay? I've got such a good feeling about this.

I've got such a good feeling about this.

I've got such a good feeling about this. - Really? - Yeah, really.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

- Really? - Yeah, really. - All right, and I got such a good quick-dry

- All right, and I got such a good quick-dry

- All right, and I got such a good quick-dry top coat nail polish for you, look.

top coat nail polish for you, look.

top coat nail polish for you, look. - Oh great. - One minute!

- Oh great. - One minute!

- Oh great. - One minute! Awesome, right? - Yeah.

Awesome, right? - Yeah.

Awesome, right? - Yeah. - Want me to show you?

- Want me to show you?

- Want me to show you? I brought it. - Why not, okay.

I brought it. - Why not, okay.

I brought it. - Why not, okay. - Awesome, I'll go get it.

- Awesome, I'll go get it.

- Awesome, I'll go get it. - Yeah, okay. - Just stay right there.

- Yeah, okay. - Just stay right there.

- Yeah, okay. - Just stay right there. Cool. (laughing)

Cool. (laughing)

(camera beeping) (Dave coughing)

(camera beeping) (Dave coughing) - Dude.

- Dude.

Thanks, man.

Thanks, man. (soft electronic music)

(soft electronic music)

- [Mary] So, this is how the plan looks, my little subjects.

- [Mary] So, this is how the plan looks, my little subjects. - (laughing) You wish, Mary.

- (laughing) You wish, Mary.

- (laughing) You wish, Mary. - [Mary] Okay, I'm only joking.

- [Mary] Okay, I'm only joking.

- [Mary] Okay, I'm only joking. - Funny! - Okay, so,

- Funny! - Okay, so,

- Funny! - Okay, so, the plan is like this.

the plan is like this.

the plan is like this. You've both seen the video, yeah?

You've both seen the video, yeah?

You've both seen the video, yeah? And you're both saying that we're all sharing the opinion

And you're both saying that we're all sharing the opinion

And you're both saying that we're all sharing the opinion that we're talking about a fake.

that we're talking about a fake.

that we're talking about a fake. - No. - Not me.

- No. - Not me.

- No. - Not me. - [Mary] Okay, well, we are talking about a fake.

- [Mary] Okay, well, we are talking about a fake.

- [Mary] Okay, well, we are talking about a fake. And because of this, we have nothing to worry about

And because of this, we have nothing to worry about

And because of this, we have nothing to worry about in terms of anything with evil spirits,

in terms of anything with evil spirits,

in terms of anything with evil spirits, murderers, you name it, nothing to worry about.

murderers, you name it, nothing to worry about.

murderers, you name it, nothing to worry about. - What about crazy serial killers?

- What about crazy serial killers?

- What about crazy serial killers? - That too, so anyway, now we've clarified that,

- That too, so anyway, now we've clarified that,

- That too, so anyway, now we've clarified that, next plan of action is I want to go to Frau Weiss' house,

next plan of action is I want to go to Frau Weiss' house,

next plan of action is I want to go to Frau Weiss' house, and at best do an interview with her,

and at best do an interview with her,

and at best do an interview with her, maybe also a behind-the-scenes sort of tour,

maybe also a behind-the-scenes sort of tour,

maybe also a behind-the-scenes sort of tour, so we can really wind out that paranormal chatter

so we can really wind out that paranormal chatter

so we can really wind out that paranormal chatter and just show that nobody was actually murdered.

and just show that nobody was actually murdered.

and just show that nobody was actually murdered. However I have to tell you now

However I have to tell you now

However I have to tell you now that she's got no idea that we believe this,

that she's got no idea that we believe this,

that she's got no idea that we believe this, and thinks that we actually believe her utter bullshit.

and thinks that we actually believe her utter bullshit.

and thinks that we actually believe her utter bullshit. - Okay, and in danger of me sounding like Mary,

- Okay, and in danger of me sounding like Mary,

- Okay, and in danger of me sounding like Mary, do we actually have permission to film at this location?

do we actually have permission to film at this location?

do we actually have permission to film at this location? - Very funny, and yes of course we do, Julia.

- Very funny, and yes of course we do, Julia.

- Very funny, and yes of course we do, Julia. We're talking about an abandoned sanitarium here.

We're talking about an abandoned sanitarium here.

We're talking about an abandoned sanitarium here. - That doesn't answer my question.

- That doesn't answer my question.

- That doesn't answer my question. - But it's abandoned,

- But it's abandoned,

- But it's abandoned, no-one's gonna be living there, are they?

no-one's gonna be living there, are they?

no-one's gonna be living there, are they? It's in like an hour's drive away in Oranienburg

It's in like an hour's drive away in Oranienburg

It's in like an hour's drive away in Oranienburg in a place called Grabows, Grabow-something.

in a place called Grabows, Grabow-something.

in a place called Grabows, Grabow-something. And for the last 20 years it's been totally decayed.

And for the last 20 years it's been totally decayed.

And for the last 20 years it's been totally decayed. But because of its landmark status,

But because of its landmark status,

But because of its landmark status, the authorities have kept it up,

the authorities have kept it up,

the authorities have kept it up, which is really good for us.

which is really good for us.

which is really good for us. - But it's old and the roof, like,

- But it's old and the roof, like,

it's probably just gonna cave in on us while we're in there.

it's probably just gonna cave in on us while we're in there. - Yeah. - No, Josh.

- Yeah. - No, Josh.

- Yeah. - No, Josh. We're obviously gonna shoot really carefully.

We're obviously gonna shoot really carefully.

We're obviously gonna shoot really carefully. - Okay, doesn't matter how careful we shoot,

- Okay, doesn't matter how careful we shoot,

- Okay, doesn't matter how careful we shoot, that doesn't help the roof, gravity.

that doesn't help the roof, gravity.

that doesn't help the roof, gravity. - Hello.

- Hello.

- Hello. - The old buildings-- - Yeah.

- The old buildings-- - Yeah.

- The old buildings-- - Yeah. - We'll be safe, okay?

- We'll be safe, okay?

- We'll be safe, okay? - And how long do we have to shoot there?

- And how long do we have to shoot there?

- And how long do we have to shoot there? - We're only gonna be there for one night.

- We're only gonna be there for one night.

- We're only gonna be there for one night. Josh and Dave are always already

Josh and Dave are always already

Josh and Dave are always already gonna wire up the whole house,

gonna wire up the whole house,

gonna wire up the whole house, put cameras in all the rooms,

put cameras in all the rooms,

put cameras in all the rooms, and also sound recorders.

and also sound recorders.

and also sound recorders. That way in the morning we can already go home.

That way in the morning we can already go home.

That way in the morning we can already go home. And Josh and I will do all the editing, easy.

And Josh and I will do all the editing, easy.

And Josh and I will do all the editing, easy. - And what are Michael and I gonna do?

- And what are Michael and I gonna do?

- And what are Michael and I gonna do? - You guys, you're going to be on the filming,

- You guys, you're going to be on the filming,

- You guys, you're going to be on the filming, you're gonna be filming the shoot,

you're gonna be filming the shoot,

you're gonna be filming the shoot, and also gonna be on the building conversions.

and also gonna be on the building conversions.

and also gonna be on the building conversions. And one more thing, I also want you to play the ghosts.

And one more thing, I also want you to play the ghosts.

And one more thing, I also want you to play the ghosts. - (laughing) What, play the ghosts?

- (laughing) What, play the ghosts?

- (laughing) What, play the ghosts? - Well yes, we need to show how easy it is to produce fakes.

- Well yes, we need to show how easy it is to produce fakes.

- Well yes, we need to show how easy it is to produce fakes. That's why we need real live bodies,

That's why we need real live bodies,

That's why we need real live bodies, to show how those recordings probably emerged

to show how those recordings probably emerged

to show how those recordings probably emerged as easy as that as well.

as easy as that as well.

as easy as that as well. - Sounds kind of sick, but also kind of funny. (laughing)

- Sounds kind of sick, but also kind of funny. (laughing)

- Sounds kind of sick, but also kind of funny. (laughing) - No, it's not funny, it's just sick.

- No, it's not funny, it's just sick.

- No, it's not funny, it's just sick. - Come on guys, this is really important to me.

- Come on guys, this is really important to me.

And it is my final paper,

And it is my final paper, and together we can deliver really good work.

and together we can deliver really good work.

and together we can deliver really good work. - All right sweetie, we're gonna help you.

- All right sweetie, we're gonna help you.

- All right sweetie, we're gonna help you. - Thank you, and you Josh?

- Thank you, and you Josh?

- Only if we never do anything like this ever again.

- Only if we never do anything like this ever again. - Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.

- Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.

- Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. Well, then we're ready, let's go chase some ghosts.

Well, then we're ready, let's go chase some ghosts.

Well, then we're ready, let's go chase some ghosts. - I guess so.

- I guess so.

- I guess so. - Michael.

- Michael.

- [Michael] Yeah?

- [Michael] Yeah? - [Mary] Michael.

- [Mary] Michael.

- [Mary] Michael. - [Michael] I tried counting the stripes on your shirt.

- [Michael] I tried counting the stripes on your shirt.

- [Michael] I tried counting the stripes on your shirt. There's so many stripes, you look like a toothpaste.

There's so many stripes, you look like a toothpaste.

There's so many stripes, you look like a toothpaste. - (laughing) What?

- (laughing) What?

- (laughing) What? - [Michael] I'm so high right now.

- [Michael] I'm so high right now.

- [Michael] I'm so high right now. - Bro, bro. - It's not doing--

- Bro, bro. - It's not doing--

(relaxed electronic music)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - Josh, can you show me where we are on the map, please?

- Josh, can you show me where we are on the map, please?

- Josh, can you show me where we are on the map, please? I think we might have gotten lost.

I think we might have gotten lost.

I think we might have gotten lost. - Yeah, yeah, we're just, we came from over there, so.

- Yeah, yeah, we're just, we came from over there, so.

I think we are,

like,

around here? - Ugh, useless.

around here? - Ugh, useless. - Wait, what? - Hi, excuse me please.

- Wait, what? - Hi, excuse me please.

I'm looking for the Sanitarium at Grabowsee?

I'm looking for the Sanitarium at Grabowsee? (speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language) Um, sorry?

Um, sorry?

(speaking foreign language) (men laughing)

(man smacking lips) (man imitating oral sex)

(man smacking lips) (man imitating oral sex) (speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

- Nice ass, bitch.

- Nice ass, bitch. (speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language) Germany!

Germany!

Germany! (man laughing)

(man laughing)

(man laughing) - Have we got everything?

- Have we got everything?

- Have we got everything? - Yeah, yeah, got everything,

- Yeah, yeah, got everything,

- Yeah, yeah, got everything, except I just realized I left the extra batteries at home.

except I just realized I left the extra batteries at home.

- Sorry?

- Sorry? - I was charging batteries last night,

- I was charging batteries last night,

- I was charging batteries last night, I must've left them on the table.

I must've left them on the table.

I must've left them on the table. I thought they were in my backpack, but they're not there.

I thought they were in my backpack, but they're not there.

I thought they were in my backpack, but they're not there. - Josh, are you serious?

- Josh, are you serious?

- Josh, are you serious? - Yeah, I mean. - Josh, if you

- Yeah, I mean. - Josh, if you

- Yeah, I mean. - Josh, if you left the batteries at home,

left the batteries at home,

left the batteries at home, you've ruined this whole entire project!

you've ruined this whole entire project!

you've ruined this whole entire project! - Look, pancakes.

- Look, pancakes.

- Look, pancakes. - No, seriously, you said I could 100% rely on you.

- No, seriously, you said I could 100% rely on you.

- No, seriously, you said I could 100% rely on you. - Are you serious?

- Are you serious?

- Are you serious? I was just kidding, like I have the batteries.

I was just kidding, like I have the batteries.

I was just kidding, like I have the batteries. I didn't think you'd freak out.

I didn't think you'd freak out.

I didn't think you'd freak out. - What?

- What?

- What? - I have the batteries, I didn't think you'd freak out,

- I have the batteries, I didn't think you'd freak out,

- I have the batteries, I didn't think you'd freak out, I wouldn't have said--

I wouldn't have said--

I wouldn't have said-- - You're such a liability.

- You're such a liability.

- You're such a liability. - Are you serious?

- Are you serious?

- Are you serious? - Hey, slick move, bro.

- Hey, slick move, bro.

- Hey, slick move, bro. - Whatever man.

- Whatever man.

- Whatever man. - Woohoo, let's get the party started! (laughing)

- Woohoo, let's get the party started! (laughing)

- Woohoo, let's get the party started! (laughing) You all right, where's Mary?

You all right, where's Mary?

Can I not leave you alone for just one second?

Can I not leave you alone for just one second? - I didn't do anything, honeysuckle.

- I didn't do anything, honeysuckle.

- I didn't do anything, honeysuckle. - Yeah, good chance you didn't do anything.

- Yeah, good chance you didn't do anything.

- Yeah, good chance you didn't do anything. - [Dave] Here little lady, let's get the party started!

- [Dave] Here little lady, let's get the party started!

- [Dave] Here little lady, let's get the party started! Woo!

Woo!

Woo! - And where'd Mary find you again?

- And where'd Mary find you again?

- And where'd Mary find you again? - [Dave] YouTube.

- [Dave] YouTube.

- [Dave] YouTube. - Yeah, it explains a lot.

- Yeah, it explains a lot.

- Yeah, it explains a lot. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (soft rock music) (car turn signal clicking)

(soft rock music) (car turn signal clicking)

(soft rock music) (car turn signal clicking) - So it should be anywhere in this direction now.

- So it should be anywhere in this direction now.

- So it should be anywhere in this direction now. - Very sweet part of town.

- Very sweet part of town.

- Very sweet part of town. Looks like the woman's got some cash.

Looks like the woman's got some cash.

Looks like the woman's got some cash. - Yeah, she's been doing this for seven years.

- Yeah, she's been doing this for seven years.

- Yeah, she's been doing this for seven years. She writes ghost stories

She writes ghost stories

She writes ghost stories and has an online channel called, um, Ghost Pictures.

and has an online channel called, um, Ghost Pictures.

and has an online channel called, um, Ghost Pictures. - What a shitty name.

- What a shitty name.

- What a shitty name. - I know, and on this channel

- I know, and on this channel

- I know, and on this channel she does paranormal happenings,

she does paranormal happenings,

she does paranormal happenings, she visits supposedly haunted houses,

she visits supposedly haunted houses,

she visits supposedly haunted houses, and fools all of her audiences.

and fools all of her audiences.

and fools all of her audiences. Which is quite a shame, really.

Which is quite a shame, really.

Which is quite a shame, really. She's got so many followers.

She's got so many followers.

She's got so many followers. - Where did you find out about her again?

- Where did you find out about her again?

- Where did you find out about her again? - On the internet when I was searching for apparitions,

- On the internet when I was searching for apparitions,

- On the internet when I was searching for apparitions, I came across so many demons, and of course Mrs. White,

I came across so many demons, and of course Mrs. White,

I came across so many demons, and of course Mrs. White, 'cause she says that she communicates

'cause she says that she communicates

'cause she says that she communicates with the kingdom of the dead, or something like that,

with the kingdom of the dead, or something like that,

with the kingdom of the dead, or something like that, but I don't fall for any of that crap.

but I don't fall for any of that crap.

but I don't fall for any of that crap. - Well I wouldn't say that, I mean,

- Well I wouldn't say that, I mean,

- Well I wouldn't say that, I mean, something like that happened to my uncle.

something like that happened to my uncle.

something like that happened to my uncle. - [Julia] What?

- [Julia] What?

- [Julia] What? - What happened?

- What happened?

- What happened? - Well when my uncle was six years old,

- Well when my uncle was six years old,

- Well when my uncle was six years old, his grandfather had passed away.

his grandfather had passed away.

his grandfather had passed away. And you know, back in the day it was still common practice

And you know, back in the day it was still common practice

And you know, back in the day it was still common practice to keep the deceased relative in the house,

to keep the deceased relative in the house,

to keep the deceased relative in the house, so, you know, the spirit could find its way out

so, you know, the spirit could find its way out

so, you know, the spirit could find its way out and to a new home,

and to a new home,

and to a new home, and all the relatives could say their farewells.

and all the relatives could say their farewells.

and all the relatives could say their farewells. - Oh, that's gross.

- Oh, that's gross.

- Well, and the thing about my great-grandfather was,

- Well, and the thing about my great-grandfather was, he was a fiend and a madman.

he was a fiend and a madman.

he was a fiend and a madman. You know, he was old schools, old school,

You know, he was old schools, old school,

You know, he was old schools, old school, "Do your duty, be a man."

"Do your duty, be a man."

And you know, when things didn't go his way,

And you know, when things didn't go his way, there'd be hell to pay.

there'd be hell to pay.

there'd be hell to pay. - [Julia] Oh no.

- [Julia] Oh no.

- [Julia] Oh no. - Well, um, so his body's barred up in the house,

- Well, um, so his body's barred up in the house,

and my uncle, he sleeps in the room right upstairs.

and my uncle, he sleeps in the room right upstairs. And, the night before the funeral,

And, the night before the funeral,

And, the night before the funeral, things started getting weird.

things started getting weird.

- What do you mean?

- What do you mean? - Like how?

- Like how?

- Like how? - Well, at first, there was this quiet knocking

- Well, at first, there was this quiet knocking

- Well, at first, there was this quiet knocking at the walls.

at the walls.

at the walls. - A knocking?

- A knocking?

- A knocking? - Yeah, and the next morning, my uncle asked his mother

- Yeah, and the next morning, my uncle asked his mother

- Yeah, and the next morning, my uncle asked his mother if she had heard anything, but you know,

if she had heard anything, but you know,

if she had heard anything, but you know, she'd been fast asleep, all things considered.

she'd been fast asleep, all things considered.

she'd been fast asleep, all things considered. And so the funeral came up,

And so the funeral came up,

And so the funeral came up, and things went super smoothly, you know,

and things went super smoothly, you know,

and things went super smoothly, you know, nothing out of the ordinary happened.

nothing out of the ordinary happened.

nothing out of the ordinary happened. But the night after, the knocking got louder.

But the night after, the knocking got louder.

And it started moving within the walls.

And it started moving within the walls. - Stop it, Michael, please.

- Stop it, Michael, please.

- Stop it, Michael, please. - No seriously, and so my uncle walks into the hallway

- No seriously, and so my uncle walks into the hallway

- No seriously, and so my uncle walks into the hallway to see what's going on,

to see what's going on,

to see what's going on, and there he sees this shadowy figure.

and there he sees this shadowy figure.

and there he sees this shadowy figure. He'd always say, it's like painting a face

He'd always say, it's like painting a face

He'd always say, it's like painting a face into thin air with your breath on a cold morning.

into thin air with your breath on a cold morning.

into thin air with your breath on a cold morning. And so he walks up to that figure,

And so he walks up to that figure,

And so he walks up to that figure, and he says, grandpa, is that you?

and he says, grandpa, is that you?

And then the figure turns around,

And then the figure turns around, and for a split second it's manifest,

and for a split second it's manifest,

and for a split second it's manifest, and then grabs him by the neck,

and then grabs him by the neck,

and then grabs him by the neck, tosses him onto the floor, and says,

tosses him onto the floor, and says,

tosses him onto the floor, and says, - [Ghost and Michael] You shouldn't be up at this hour.

- [Ghost and Michael] You shouldn't be up at this hour.

- [Ghost and Michael] You shouldn't be up at this hour. - What?

- What?

- What? - Yeah, man, and so the next morning my uncle wakes up

- Yeah, man, and so the next morning my uncle wakes up

- Yeah, man, and so the next morning my uncle wakes up with a sore throat, and he comes down into the kitchen,

with a sore throat, and he comes down into the kitchen,

with a sore throat, and he comes down into the kitchen, and his mom looks at his neck,

and his mom looks at his neck,

and his mom looks at his neck, and he's got two bruise marks there

and he's got two bruise marks there

and he's got two bruise marks there as though from two very large hands.

as though from two very large hands.

as though from two very large hands. - You're kidding, right?

- You're kidding, right?

- You're kidding, right? - [Michael] No I'm not.

- [Michael] No I'm not.

- [Michael] No I'm not. - Yeah, nice story Michael.

- Yeah, nice story Michael.

- Yeah, nice story Michael. You should sell it online.

You should sell it online.

You should sell it online. - [Julia] Yeah.

- [Julia] Yeah.

- [Julia] Yeah. - Look, I didn't make this up, okay?

- Look, I didn't make this up, okay?

- Look, I didn't make this up, okay? This is personal, and it actually happened.

This is personal, and it actually happened.

This is personal, and it actually happened. - You know what, you're crazy.

- You know what, you're crazy.

- You know what, you're crazy. - Yeah, you should know.

- Yeah, you should know.

- Yeah, you should know. - Guys, we're here. - Yeah well I do, actually.

- Guys, we're here. - Yeah well I do, actually.

- Guys, we're here. - Yeah well I do, actually. What?

What?

What? - Siedlerweg number 10.

- Siedlerweg number 10.

- Siedlerweg number 10. - What, here?

- What, here?

- What, here? Oh. - Here is Mrs. White's.

Oh. - Here is Mrs. White's.

Oh. - Here is Mrs. White's. (soft electronic music)

(soft electronic music)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - Yo, this place looks kinda dope, I mean,

- Yo, this place looks kinda dope, I mean,

- Yo, this place looks kinda dope, I mean, I'm not trying to go in, but I bet you she has hella money.

I'm not trying to go in, but I bet you she has hella money.

I'm not trying to go in, but I bet you she has hella money. - [Mary] That is what I said, she's famous in this scene.

- [Mary] That is what I said, she's famous in this scene.

- [Mary] That is what I said, she's famous in this scene. - I don't know, I still think it looks kinda creepy, guys.

- I don't know, I still think it looks kinda creepy, guys.

- I don't know, I still think it looks kinda creepy, guys. - [Michael] Yeah, well maybe you should head in first,

- [Michael] Yeah, well maybe you should head in first,

- [Michael] Yeah, well maybe you should head in first, see who's gonna chop us all in half, one by one.

see who's gonna chop us all in half, one by one.

see who's gonna chop us all in half, one by one. - Shut up you idiot, I'm serious.

- Shut up you idiot, I'm serious.

- Shut up you idiot, I'm serious. - [Michael] All right, I'm sorry, okay?

- [Michael] All right, I'm sorry, okay?

- [Michael] All right, I'm sorry, okay? - What.

- What.

- What. - [Michael] And Mary, I'm sorry too,

- [Michael] And Mary, I'm sorry too,

- [Michael] And Mary, I'm sorry too, but Julia's got a point, this place is creepy.

but Julia's got a point, this place is creepy.

but Julia's got a point, this place is creepy. (drone buzzes) Whoa!

(drone buzzes) Whoa!

(drone buzzes) Whoa! Dude are you kidding me, what is that?

Dude are you kidding me, what is that?

Dude are you kidding me, what is that? - A drone!

- A drone!

- A drone! - [Michael] Are you actively trying to take my head off?

- [Michael] Are you actively trying to take my head off?

- [Michael] Are you actively trying to take my head off? - [Mary] Michael, stop overreacting,

- [Mary] Michael, stop overreacting,

- [Mary] Michael, stop overreacting, this is gonna be so good for the footage.

this is gonna be so good for the footage.

this is gonna be so good for the footage. - [Michael] Oh yeah sure,

- [Michael] Oh yeah sure,

- [Michael] Oh yeah sure, let the dimwit over there have a drone,

let the dimwit over there have a drone,

let the dimwit over there have a drone, what could possibly go wrong?

what could possibly go wrong?

what could possibly go wrong? - [Josh] Are we done?

- [Josh] Are we done?

- [Mary] Right, you guys ready?

- [Mary] Right, you guys ready? - [Julia] I dunno.

- [Julia] I dunno.

- [Julia] I dunno. - [Michael] Yeah, ready.

- [Michael] Yeah, ready.

- [Michael] Yeah, ready. - Okay.

- Okay.

(drone buzzing)

- Are you guys ready?

- Are you guys ready? - [Michael] Yeah, ready.

- [Michael] Yeah, ready.

- [Michael] Yeah, ready. - [Mary] Okay.

- [Mary] Okay.

- Yeah, all right, just take it.

Yeah, I'm coming, it's not me.

Yeah, I'm coming, it's not me. - Michael, I always have to wait for you.

- Michael, I always have to wait for you.

- Michael, I always have to wait for you. - It's Dave. (laughing)

- It's Dave. (laughing)

- It's Dave. (laughing) - [Michael] Yeah, I bet you wait for me, baby.

- [Michael] Yeah, I bet you wait for me, baby.

- [Michael] Yeah, I bet you wait for me, baby. - [Julia] (laughing) Right, you wish.

- [Julia] (laughing) Right, you wish.

- [Julia] (laughing) Right, you wish. - [Josh] Well, looks like nobody's home.

- [Josh] Well, looks like nobody's home.

- [Josh] Well, looks like nobody's home. - [Julia] Let's just leave.

- [Julia] Let's just leave.

- [Julia] Let's just leave. - But we had an appointment,

- But we had an appointment,

- But we had an appointment, I don't know how this has happened.

I don't know how this has happened.

I don't know how this has happened. - [Josh] Well she's not here,

- [Josh] Well she's not here,

- [Josh] Well she's not here, let's just leave and come back later.

let's just leave and come back later.

let's just leave and come back later. - Come on guys, out of the way.

- Come on guys, out of the way.

- Come on guys, out of the way. (Michael knocking)

(Michael knocking)

(Michael knocking) Yo, ghost bitch, open up or I'll huff and puff

Yo, ghost bitch, open up or I'll huff and puff

Yo, ghost bitch, open up or I'll huff and puff and blow this place down.

and blow this place down.

and blow this place down. - Michael!

- Michael!

- Michael! - Don't be so rude.

- Don't be so rude.

- Don't be so rude. - Oh come on, that old crone's fast asleep.

- Oh come on, that old crone's fast asleep.

- Oh come on, that old crone's fast asleep. (door latch clicks) (door creaks)

(door latch clicks) (door creaks)

(door latch clicks) (door creaks) - I'm not that old.

- I'm not that old.

- I'm not that old. - Frau Weiss, I am so sorry,

- Frau Weiss, I am so sorry,

- Frau Weiss, I am so sorry, my crewmate Michael over here completely overreacted.

my crewmate Michael over here completely overreacted.

my crewmate Michael over here completely overreacted. - He doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in chandelier.

- He doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in chandelier.

- He doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in chandelier. - [Michael] Excuse me?

- [Michael] Excuse me?

- [Michael] Excuse me? Chandelier?

Chandelier?

Chandelier? - Frau Weiss, I'm Mary Sheffield,

- Frau Weiss, I'm Mary Sheffield,

- Frau Weiss, I'm Mary Sheffield, I'm from the Humboldt University in Berlin,

I'm from the Humboldt University in Berlin,

I'm from the Humboldt University in Berlin, we spoke on the phone the other day?

we spoke on the phone the other day?

we spoke on the phone the other day? - Oh, the little filmmaker.

- Oh, the little filmmaker.

- Oh, the little filmmaker. I'm sorry, I'm not interested in helping you.

I'm sorry, I'm not interested in helping you.

I'm sorry, I'm not interested in helping you. - Frau Weiss, please!

- Frau Weiss, please!

- Frau Weiss, please! Sorry, I really do need this for my final paper.

Sorry, I really do need this for my final paper.

- I don't care.

- I don't care. - I've got the 400.

- I've got the 400.

Um, yeah, all there.

Josh?

Josh? - Are you serious?

- Are you serious?

- Are you serious? (Dave laughing)

(Dave laughing)

(Dave laughing) Don't know what you're laughing at.

Don't know what you're laughing at.

Don't know what you're laughing at. - I will make it up to you, I promise, okay?

- I will make it up to you, I promise, okay?

- I will make it up to you, I promise, okay? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Follow me.

- Follow me. - [Mary] Thank you.

- [Mary] Thank you.

- Not you.

- [Michael] Are you serious?

- [Michael] Are you serious? - Absolutely.

- Absolutely.

- Absolutely. (Julia laughing) - All right.

(Julia laughing) - All right.

(Julia laughing) - All right. - [Julia] Bye Michael.

- [Julia] Bye Michael.

- [Julia] Bye Michael. - Yeah, I'll see you next Tuesday.

- Yeah, I'll see you next Tuesday.

- Yeah, I'll see you next Tuesday. - Ah. - Yeah, sure, take it.

- Ah. - Yeah, sure, take it.

- Ah. - Yeah, sure, take it. - The camera.

- The camera.

- The camera. - [Michael] Have fun without me.

- [Michael] Have fun without me.

- [Michael] Have fun without me. - [Frau Weiss] Follow me.

- [Frau Weiss] Follow me.

- [Frau Weiss] Follow me. - [Julia] Wow, um.

- [Julia] Wow, um.

- [Julia] Wow, um. - This is just, big.

- This is just, big.

- This is just, big. - Do you live here?

- Do you live here?

- Do you live here? - I inherited this house.

- I inherited this house.

- I inherited this house. - [Mary] Do you live on your own?

- [Mary] Do you live on your own?

- [Mary] Do you live on your own? - [Josh] It's like MTV Cribs. (laughing)

- [Josh] It's like MTV Cribs. (laughing)

- [Josh] It's like MTV Cribs. (laughing) Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. (intense electronic music)

(intense electronic music)

- [Julia] Nice place.

- [Julia] Nice place. - Frau Weiss, do you think,

- Frau Weiss, do you think,

- Frau Weiss, do you think, if my cameraman sets up our camera?

if my cameraman sets up our camera?

if my cameraman sets up our camera? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

(gentle piano music)

(gentle piano music) - So why did you come here?

- So why did you come here?

- So why did you come here? - So as you know,

- So as you know,

- So as you know, we're all at the Humboldt University in Berlin,

we're all at the Humboldt University in Berlin,

we're all at the Humboldt University in Berlin, and for my final paper,

and for my final paper,

and for my final paper, we're wanting to make a documentary report

we're wanting to make a documentary report

we're wanting to make a documentary report on the idea that ghosts are actually real.

on the idea that ghosts are actually real.

on the idea that ghosts are actually real. - Very nice, a believer.

- Very nice, a believer.

- Very nice, a believer. So and how did you come to this realization?

So and how did you come to this realization?

- Um, well, um,

my uncle actually,

my uncle actually, it happened with my uncle when he was a child.

it happened with my uncle when he was a child.

it happened with my uncle when he was a child. His grandfather died,

His grandfather died,

His grandfather died, and they kept his body inside the house,

and they kept his body inside the house,

and they kept his body inside the house, and quite often when my uncle would be in his bed,

and quite often when my uncle would be in his bed,

and quite often when my uncle would be in his bed, at the foot of his bed, his granddad would come back.

at the foot of his bed, his granddad would come back.

at the foot of his bed, his granddad would come back. It was just one time, it wasn't a good ghost,

It was just one time, it wasn't a good ghost,

It was just one time, it wasn't a good ghost, and unfortunately my uncle was attacked.

and unfortunately my uncle was attacked.

and unfortunately my uncle was attacked. - Yeah, the demons are everywhere around us.

- Yeah, the demons are everywhere around us.

Sometimes they even take possession of people

Sometimes they even take possession of people and cause misery in our world.

and cause misery in our world.

I certainly experience this many times.

I'm sorry, but, where you want to shoot your movie?

- Um, here, we want to shoot it at this house.

- The house of the devil.

- The house of the devil. - Sorry? - No.

- Sorry? - No.

- Sorry? - No. - [Julia] Wait, what about the house?

- [Julia] Wait, what about the house?

- [Julia] Wait, what about the house? - The devil lives there, I saw him with my own eyes.

- The devil lives there, I saw him with my own eyes.

- The devil lives there, I saw him with my own eyes. - Okay, and what happened at this house?

- Okay, and what happened at this house?

- Dead.

Everybody's dead.

Everybody's dead. - Please, Frau Weiss, we need a little bit more information.

- Please, Frau Weiss, we need a little bit more information.

- What kind of show is this?

- What kind of show is this? - [Frau Weiss] Take my hand.

- [Frau Weiss] Take my hand.

(ghosts whispering)

(Frau Weiss vocalizing)

(Frau Weiss vocalizing) (camera glitches buzzing)

(camera glitches buzzing)

(camera glitches buzzing) (Frau Weiss gasping)

(Frau Weiss gasping)

(Frau Weiss gasping) (book thudding) (Mary screaming)

(book thudding) (Mary screaming)

(book thudding) (Mary screaming) (speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Julia] Oh man.

(Frau Weiss shouting in foreign language)

(Frau Weiss shouting in foreign language) (all screaming)

(all screaming)

- [Josh] Come on.

- [Josh] Come on. - [Michael] What the bloody hell happened?

- [Michael] What the bloody hell happened?

- [Michael] What the bloody hell happened? - Everyone's totally freaked out,

- Everyone's totally freaked out,

- Everyone's totally freaked out, and the table hit Josh in the face, like--

and the table hit Josh in the face, like--

and the table hit Josh in the face, like-- - What? - Yes.

- What? - Yes.

- What? - Yes. - Oh my god, you know,

- Oh my god, you know,

- Oh my god, you know, that thing just hit me in the face, man.

that thing just hit me in the face, man.

that thing just hit me in the face, man. Aw, I can't see.

Aw, I can't see.

Mary are you okay?

Mary are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm-- - You sure?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm-- - You sure?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm-- - You sure? - Yeah, I'm fine. - Aw.

- Yeah, I'm fine. - Aw.

- Look guys, that was a really good performance in there.

- Look guys, that was a really good performance in there. She must have some bloody good technology,

She must have some bloody good technology,

She must have some bloody good technology, special effects--

special effects--

special effects-- - Oh my god. - What?

- Oh my god. - What?

- Oh my god. - What? - I'm bleeding, you think this is,

- I'm bleeding, you think this is,

- I'm bleeding, you think this is, you think this is fake?

you think this is fake?

you think this is fake? - Look, I still just have to get into that house.

- Look, I still just have to get into that house.

- Look, I still just have to get into that house. - [Josh] No, no, no, no, no.

- [Josh] No, no, no, no, no.

- [Josh] No, no, no, no, no. - No, you know guys, I don't think I wanna do this anymore,

- No, you know guys, I don't think I wanna do this anymore,

- No, you know guys, I don't think I wanna do this anymore, seriously, I mean what just happened in there?

seriously, I mean what just happened in there?

seriously, I mean what just happened in there? - That was, I don't know either, but that was real.

- That was, I don't know either, but that was real.

- That was, I don't know either, but that was real. You gotta talk to Mary about this.

You gotta talk to Mary about this.

You gotta talk to Mary about this. - Like guys, could you please just fill me in

- Like guys, could you please just fill me in

- Like guys, could you please just fill me in on what happened?

on what happened?

on what happened? Anyone, Mary, Julia, Josh?

Anyone, Mary, Julia, Josh?

Anyone, Mary, Julia, Josh? Dave come on, just give me the camera.

Dave come on, just give me the camera.

Dave come on, just give me the camera. Thanks.

Thanks.

(all screaming in video)

(all screaming in video) Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Guys, come on, you can't be serious.

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (drone buzzing)

(drone buzzing)

(camera beeping) (upbeat music)

(camera beeping) (upbeat music) - Stay here.

- Stay here.

- Hi Dave.

- Hi Dave. (car horn honking)

(car horn honking)

(car horn honking) How's the recording?

How's the recording?

- What?

- What? - [Mary] How's the recording?

- [Mary] How's the recording?

- [Mary] How's the recording? - Cold.

- Cold.

- Okay. (laughing)

- Okay. (laughing) (drone buzzing)

(drone buzzing)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - But, guys, seriously, what the fuck happened in there?

- But, guys, seriously, what the fuck happened in there?

- But, guys, seriously, what the fuck happened in there? Come on, Josh, tell me.

Come on, Josh, tell me.

Come on, Josh, tell me. - I have no idea man, that lady started acting all crazy.

- I have no idea man, that lady started acting all crazy.

- I have no idea man, that lady started acting all crazy. Next thing I knew I was blacked out on the ground.

Next thing I knew I was blacked out on the ground.

Next thing I knew I was blacked out on the ground. - How's your head?

- How's your head?

- How's your head? - It's okay, like I'm a little dizzy,

- It's okay, like I'm a little dizzy,

- It's okay, like I'm a little dizzy, but should be okay.

but should be okay.

but should be okay. - How about little miss Hitchcock over here?

- How about little miss Hitchcock over here?

- I dunno.

- I dunno. - Hey, Mary.

- Hey, Mary.

- Hey, Mary. (Mary gasps)

(Mary gasps)

(Mary gasps) Oh my god, hey, it's okay, what's up?

Oh my god, hey, it's okay, what's up?

Oh my god, hey, it's okay, what's up? - Look, Mary, what happened in there?

- Look, Mary, what happened in there?

- Look, Mary, what happened in there? - Nothing, it was all fake.

- Nothing, it was all fake.

- Nothing, it was all fake. But there's no point in talking about this,

But there's no point in talking about this,

But there's no point in talking about this, 'cause it's not going in the film anyway,

'cause it's not going in the film anyway,

'cause it's not going in the film anyway, and we just wasted 500 euros on a liar for nothing.

and we just wasted 500 euros on a liar for nothing.

and we just wasted 500 euros on a liar for nothing. - That didn't look like nothing to me.

- That didn't look like nothing to me.

- That didn't look like nothing to me. - Oh, so you believe in this as well now?

- Oh, so you believe in this as well now?

- Oh, so you believe in this as well now? - All I'm saying is, it's looking pretty believable.

- All I'm saying is, it's looking pretty believable.

- All I'm saying is, it's looking pretty believable. - Well it was merely special effects and poor acting.

- Well it was merely special effects and poor acting.

- Well it was merely special effects and poor acting. - Yeah, let's hope for that.

- Yeah, let's hope for that.

- Yeah, let's hope for that. - Okay, I think this is our street right here.

- Okay, I think this is our street right here.

- Okay, I think this is our street right here. - We're finally here.

- We're finally here.

(upbeat electronic music)

(upbeat electronic music) (drone buzzing)

(drone buzzing)

(camera glitching)

- Little cold out here, man.

- Little cold out here, man. - [Michael] Oh, that's pretty sweet.

- [Michael] Oh, that's pretty sweet.

- [Michael] Oh, that's pretty sweet. - Whoa, what a mansion, man.

- Whoa, what a mansion, man.

- Whoa, what a mansion, man. - According to my research,

- According to my research,

- According to my research, it was built in the 18th century

it was built in the 18th century

it was built in the 18th century and survived both of the World Wars.

and survived both of the World Wars.

and survived both of the World Wars. And during the Second World War,

And during the Second World War,

And during the Second World War, it was redone a military hospital.

it was redone a military hospital.

it was redone a military hospital. And when East communism came in,

And when East communism came in,

And when East communism came in, it completely decayed and didn't find a new owner.

it completely decayed and didn't find a new owner.

it completely decayed and didn't find a new owner. - Wow, that is truly boring.

- Wow, that is truly boring.

- Wow, that is truly boring. Is this really where we're gonna spend the night?

Is this really where we're gonna spend the night?

Is this really where we're gonna spend the night? I mean, come on.

I mean, come on.

I mean, come on. I don't even have service,

I don't even have service,

I don't even have service, like how am I gonna upload my new YouTube video?

like how am I gonna upload my new YouTube video?

like how am I gonna upload my new YouTube video? - Oh, I'm sorry, but we can be your YouTube.

- Oh, I'm sorry, but we can be your YouTube.

- Oh, I'm sorry, but we can be your YouTube. These two fools are the feed, and I'll be the mean comments.

These two fools are the feed, and I'll be the mean comments.

These two fools are the feed, and I'll be the mean comments. - Are you guys serious? - Shut up, seriously.

- Are you guys serious? - Shut up, seriously.

- Are you guys serious? - Shut up, seriously. Yeah I'm serious, there's more to life

Yeah I'm serious, there's more to life

Yeah I'm serious, there's more to life than old military hospitals, Mary.

than old military hospitals, Mary.

than old military hospitals, Mary. You should try it once.

You should try it once.

You should try it once. - Oh, guys, look!

- Oh, guys, look!

Hey, check this out.

Hey, check this out. - [Julia] That's terrible.

- [Julia] That's terrible.

- [Julia] That's terrible. - [Josh] Oh my god, what is it, it's a fox?

- [Josh] Oh my god, what is it, it's a fox?

- [Josh] Oh my god, what is it, it's a fox? - [Mary] And what is the point of this, Michael?

- [Mary] And what is the point of this, Michael?

- [Mary] And what is the point of this, Michael? - [Julia] Is it real?

- [Julia] Is it real?

- [Julia] Is it real? - Look, I'm saving it, okay?

- Look, I'm saving it, okay?

- Look, I'm saving it, okay? Applying CPR, stat!

Applying CPR, stat!

Applying CPR, stat! Nope, I'm calling it, Dave you got this?

Nope, I'm calling it, Dave you got this?

Nope, I'm calling it, Dave you got this? This is Fox News telling you

This is Fox News telling you

This is Fox News telling you that liberals are ruining ghost stories everywhere.

that liberals are ruining ghost stories everywhere.

that liberals are ruining ghost stories everywhere. - [Julia] Stop it, you idiot.

- [Julia] Stop it, you idiot.

- [Julia] Stop it, you idiot. - [Michael] Ooh, how you doin', foxy lady?

- [Michael] Ooh, how you doin', foxy lady?

- [Michael] Ooh, how you doin', foxy lady? I'd swipe right for you any day of the week.

I'd swipe right for you any day of the week.

I'd swipe right for you any day of the week. - You're sick.

- You're sick.

- You're sick. (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - You're dumb, fool.

- You're dumb, fool.

- You're dumb, fool. - What do you say, Mr. Fox?

- What do you say, Mr. Fox?

- What do you say, Mr. Fox? I think she should chill the fuck out.

I think she should chill the fuck out.

I think she should chill the fuck out. What he said.

What he said.

What he said. - [Josh] You're an idiot.

- [Josh] You're an idiot.

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) (man shouting in foreign language)

(man shouting in foreign language)

(man shouting in foreign language) (all shouting)

(all shouting)

(all shouting) - [Michael] Get your fucking hands off her.

- [Michael] Get your fucking hands off her.

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language) - Are you out of your fucking mind?

- Are you out of your fucking mind?

- Are you out of your fucking mind? I'm sorry, you wanna be alone when you rape her?

I'm sorry, you wanna be alone when you rape her?

I'm sorry, you wanna be alone when you rape her? - Michael! - Let go of him!

- Michael! - Let go of him!

- Michael! - Let go of him! (speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language) - Leave! - Let him go, you're choking.

- Leave! - Let him go, you're choking.

- Leave! - Let him go, you're choking. - I don't tolerate intruders.

- I don't tolerate intruders.

- I don't tolerate intruders. I watch over this building!

I watch over this building!

I watch over this building! Leave! - Let him go!

Leave! - Let him go!

Leave! - Let him go! He can't breathe!

He can't breathe!

He can't breathe! - Let me go or I'm gonna fucking kill you.

- Let me go or I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Now move back, nice and slow.

Now move back, nice and slow. - Hold up here.

- Hold up here.

- Hold up here. - Or I'm gonna put a fucking bullet in your face!

- Or I'm gonna put a fucking bullet in your face!

- Or I'm gonna put a fucking bullet in your face! - What is going on, Michael?

- What is going on, Michael?

- What is going on, Michael? - Get a move on.

- Get a move on.

- Get a move on. - Bro, put the fucking gun down.

- Bro, put the fucking gun down.

- Bro, put the fucking gun down. Why'd you bring that thing anyway?

Why'd you bring that thing anyway?

Why'd you bring that thing anyway? - Dude relax, it's only blanks all right?

- Dude relax, it's only blanks all right?

- Dude relax, it's only blanks all right? - Are you completely crazy?

- Are you completely crazy?

- Are you completely crazy? - Did you see what just happened?

- Did you see what just happened?

- Did you see what just happened? That guy nearly choked me,

That guy nearly choked me,

That guy nearly choked me, and that's precisely why I brought a gun.

and that's precisely why I brought a gun.

and that's precisely why I brought a gun. - You are such an asshole.

- You are such an asshole.

- You are such an asshole. - I just saved your life, how am I the asshole?

- I just saved your life, how am I the asshole?

- I just saved your life, how am I the asshole? - [Josh] 'Cause you are.

- [Josh] 'Cause you are.

- [Josh] 'Cause you are. (man shouting in foreign language)

(man shouting in foreign language)

(man shouting in foreign language) - Dude get a fucking move on.

- Dude get a fucking move on.

- Dude get a fucking move on. - Michael, you are completely deranged.

- Michael, you are completely deranged.

- Michael, you are completely deranged. You're putting my entire project at risk.

You're putting my entire project at risk.

You're putting my entire project at risk. - Your project?

- Your project?

- Your project? I thought this was supposed to be our project.

I thought this was supposed to be our project.

I thought this was supposed to be our project. - Oh I don't need any more surprises.

- Oh I don't need any more surprises.

- Oh I don't need any more surprises. We don't need the police coming here.

We don't need the police coming here.

We don't need the police coming here. - Oh yeah, you know what?

- Oh yeah, you know what?

- Oh yeah, you know what? Next surprise comes headed our way,

Next surprise comes headed our way,

Next surprise comes headed our way, you'll be glad I brought this.

you'll be glad I brought this.

you'll be glad I brought this. - Dude, gimme that shit, bro.

- Dude, gimme that shit, bro.

- Dude, gimme that shit, bro. - Excuse me, did your balls just drop?

- Excuse me, did your balls just drop?

- Excuse me, did your balls just drop? Give it back to me.

Give it back to me.

- [Mary] Josh.

- [Mary] Josh. - Yeah, listen to your lady love and give it back.

- Yeah, listen to your lady love and give it back.

Yeah, thanks bro.

- Okay, come on guys, we still need to set the technics up

- Okay, come on guys, we still need to set the technics up and somehow get inside the building.

and somehow get inside the building.

and somehow get inside the building. - What?

- What?

- What? You wanna keep filming?

You wanna keep filming?

Are you fucking serious?

You're serious, I need a cigarette.

(demon voice muttering)

(tense electronic music)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Mary] Wow.

- [Mary] Wow.

- [Mary] Wow. - [Michael] Yeah, you gotta admit, this looks pretty dope.

- [Michael] Yeah, you gotta admit, this looks pretty dope.

- [Michael] Yeah, you gotta admit, this looks pretty dope. - [Julia] It looks pretty though.

- [Julia] It looks pretty though.

- Hell no, hell no, this shit,

- Hell no, hell no, this shit, I can already tell it's haunted.

I can already tell it's haunted.

I can already tell it's haunted. - [Mary] You getting scared, Josh?

- [Mary] You getting scared, Josh?

- [Mary] You getting scared, Josh? - [Josh] I am scared.

- [Josh] I am scared.

- [Josh] I am scared. - [Michael] Come on, admit it looks pretty scary,

- [Michael] Come on, admit it looks pretty scary,

- [Michael] Come on, admit it looks pretty scary, doesn't it?

doesn't it?

- [Josh] I mean, look at all these buildings, Mary.

- [Josh] I mean, look at all these buildings, Mary. - Nothing's gonna harm us.

- Nothing's gonna harm us.

- Nothing's gonna harm us. - So old. - How do we know?

- So old. - How do we know?

- So old. - How do we know? - [Mary] Julia.

- [Mary] Julia.

- [Mary] Julia. - Yeah, like that guy over there, seriously.

- Yeah, like that guy over there, seriously.

- Yeah, like that guy over there, seriously. - [Josh] Yeah, what if his homies are inside?

- [Josh] Yeah, what if his homies are inside?

- [Josh] Yeah, what if his homies are inside? - I know right?

- I know right?

- I know right? - [Michael] I mean, it looks pretty locked to me.

- [Michael] I mean, it looks pretty locked to me.

- [Michael] I mean, it looks pretty locked to me. - [Josh] Then how are we, how are we gonna get in?

- [Josh] Then how are we, how are we gonna get in?

- [Josh] Then how are we, how are we gonna get in? - [Michael] Maybe our new friend's got a key?

- [Michael] Maybe our new friend's got a key?

- [Michael] Maybe our new friend's got a key? - Dude, shut up man.

- Dude, shut up man.

- [Josh] Fuck that, I'll show you key.

- [Michael] Come on, take it down like a man.

- [Michael] Come on, take it down like a man. (doors slam)

(doors slam)

(doors slam) - [Josh] Voila.

- [Josh] Voila.

- [Josh] Voila. - [Michael] All right, let's move.

- [Michael] All right, let's move.

- [Michael] All right, let's move. - But I'm not going in first. (laughing)

- But I'm not going in first. (laughing)

- But I'm not going in first. (laughing) - [Mary] Shotgun.

- [Mary] Shotgun.

- [Michael] All right, let's do this.

- [Julia] This is so spooky.

- [Mary] All right guys, this way.

- [Mary] All right guys, this way. - [Michael] You sure?

- [Michael] You sure?

- [Michael] You sure? - [Mary] Let's unpack the lights that I gave earlier.

- [Mary] Let's unpack the lights that I gave earlier.

- [Mary] Let's unpack the lights that I gave earlier. - [Michael] Yeah, mom.

- [Michael] Yeah, mom.

- Lights on. - Lights on.

- Lights on. - Lights on. - Put the lights on.

- Put the lights on.

- Put the lights on. - [Michael] Lights on!

- [Michael] Lights on!

- [Michael] Lights on! All right, it's pretty dark.

All right, it's pretty dark.

All right, it's pretty dark. - Looks pretty dark. - Yeah, put the lights on now.

- Looks pretty dark. - Yeah, put the lights on now.

- Looks pretty dark. - Yeah, put the lights on now. - All right,

- All right,

- All right, is this how it works? - Are you sure, I'm--

is this how it works? - Are you sure, I'm--

is this how it works? - Are you sure, I'm-- - Yes, Josh, - Is my light on?

- Yes, Josh, - Is my light on?

- Yes, Josh, - Is my light on? - [Mary] Just put the lights on, okay?

- [Mary] Just put the lights on, okay?

- [Mary] Just put the lights on, okay? - [Josh] No, I mean, are you sure you wanna go down there?

- [Josh] No, I mean, are you sure you wanna go down there?

- [Josh] No, I mean, are you sure you wanna go down there? - [Mary] Trust me.

- [Mary] Trust me.

- It is probably gonna be fine, right?

- It is probably gonna be fine, right? Right? - Am I on?

Right? - Am I on?

Right? - Am I on? - Yeah. - All right.

- Yeah. - All right.

- Yeah. - All right. - [Michael] Okay.

- [Michael] Okay.

- [Michael] Okay. - Okay. - All right.

- Okay. - All right.

- Okay. - All right. - Don't forget your gloves.

- Don't forget your gloves.

- Don't forget your gloves. - [Josh] Am I on?

- [Josh] Am I on?

- [Josh] Am I on? - Yeah. - Yeah, you're good.

- Yeah. - Yeah, you're good.

- Yeah. - Yeah, you're good. No. - No, you're off again.

No. - No, you're off again.

No. - No, you're off again. - Oh. - Okay.

- Oh. - Okay.

- Oh. - Okay. - And might I say, you look like an idiot.

- And might I say, you look like an idiot.

- And might I say, you look like an idiot. (all laughing)

(all laughing)

(all laughing) - Yeah right, bro.

- Yeah right, bro.

- Yeah right, bro. - All right, well thank god you don't.

- All right, well thank god you don't.

- All right, well thank god you don't. - Okay, we're all ready?

- Okay, we're all ready?

- Okay, we're all ready? - [Michael] Excuse me?

- [Michael] Excuse me?

- [Michael] Excuse me? - [Julia] You heard me.

- [Julia] You heard me.

- [Julia] You heard me. - [Mary] Oh come on.

- [Mary] Oh come on.

- [Mary] Oh come on. - [Michael] A very handsome idiot.

- [Michael] A very handsome idiot.

- [Michael] A very handsome idiot. Oh my god. - Oh jeez.

Oh my god. - Oh jeez.

- [Michael] So, eenie meenie miney mo.

- [Michael] So, eenie meenie miney mo. - [Julia] This is creepy.

- [Julia] This is creepy.

- [Julia] This is creepy. - [Mary] I quite like it.

- [Mary] I quite like it.

- [Mary] I quite like it. - Watch out though, there's like holes and stuff.

- Watch out though, there's like holes and stuff.

- Watch out though, there's like holes and stuff. - Good, mainly stuff. - Well, certainly looks

- Good, mainly stuff. - Well, certainly looks

- Good, mainly stuff. - Well, certainly looks like no-one's been cleaning up in here in a while.

like no-one's been cleaning up in here in a while.

like no-one's been cleaning up in here in a while. - Seriously, what a shithole.

- Seriously, what a shithole.

- Seriously, what a shithole. - It looks like it's gonna collapse.

- It looks like it's gonna collapse.

- It looks like it's gonna collapse. - [Mary] Watch your head.

- [Mary] Watch your head.

- [Mary] Watch your head. - It looks like it's gonna collapse like any minute, though.

- It looks like it's gonna collapse like any minute, though.

- It looks like it's gonna collapse like any minute, though. - [Michael] Come on, just brighten up, Sunshine Sally.

- [Michael] Come on, just brighten up, Sunshine Sally.

- [Michael] Come on, just brighten up, Sunshine Sally. Looks safe enough to me.

Looks safe enough to me.

Looks safe enough to me. - [Josh] Just watch your step.

- [Josh] Just watch your step.

- [Josh] Just watch your step. - [Michael] Don't be such a pessimist.

- [Michael] Don't be such a pessimist.

- [Michael] Don't be such a pessimist. Whoa!

Whoa!

- (laughing) Bro, I told you,

- (laughing) Bro, I told you, - Fine, fine, fine. - Didn't I,

- Fine, fine, fine. - Didn't I,

- Fine, fine, fine. - Didn't I, didn't I just tell you, I just told him.

didn't I just tell you, I just told him.

didn't I just tell you, I just told him. - Guys watch out. - Look, just go ahead, okay?

- Guys watch out. - Look, just go ahead, okay?

- Guys watch out. - Look, just go ahead, okay? Fine, yeah. - Oh, Michael,

Fine, yeah. - Oh, Michael,

Fine, yeah. - Oh, Michael, there's a hole in the ground.

there's a hole in the ground.

there's a hole in the ground. - [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry, I saw the hole in your face

- [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry, I saw the hole in your face

- [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry, I saw the hole in your face that keeps talking.

that keeps talking.

- Watch out, bro. (laughing) - You guys, come on.

- [Michael] I mean, you want this film to be good,

- [Michael] I mean, you want this film to be good, or do you want me to be safe?

or do you want me to be safe?

or do you want me to be safe? - [Julia] Either way.

- [Julia] Either way.

- [Julia] Either way. - [Josh] Shit, I don't even care.

- [Josh] Shit, I don't even care.

- [Josh] Shit, I don't even care. - [Mary] Watch your head.

- [Mary] Watch your head.

- [Mary] Watch your head. - [Michael] All right.

- [Michael] All right.

- [Michael] All right. - [Mary] Oh my god, this is so creepy.

- [Mary] Oh my god, this is so creepy.

Imagine all the ghosts that have come down here.

Imagine all the ghosts that have come down here. - [Julia] Are we gonna get anything?

- [Julia] Are we gonna get anything?

- [Julia] Are we gonna get anything? - [Michael] It's funny now.

- [Michael] It's funny now.

- [Michael] It's funny now. - [Julia] I know right?

- [Julia] I know right?

- [Michael] Okay, careful, careful, careful.

- [Michael] Okay, careful, careful, careful. - [Josh] Rocks, boulders.

- [Josh] Rocks, boulders.

- [Josh] Rocks, boulders. - [Mary] Uh, yeah.

- [Mary] Uh, yeah.

- [Josh] Oh, beer bottle.

- [Josh] Oh, beer bottle. - [Julia] Oh, a poison bottle, in case anyone wants a drink.

- [Julia] Oh, a poison bottle, in case anyone wants a drink.

- [Julia] Oh, a poison bottle, in case anyone wants a drink. - [Michael] What is this room, with all the beer?

- [Michael] What is this room, with all the beer?

- [Michael] What is this room, with all the beer? Oh this looks dope.

Oh this looks dope.

- [Josh] Come on, bro, let's go.

- [Josh] Come on, bro, let's go. - [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry for keeping you up.

- [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry for keeping you up.

- [Michael] Oh, I'm sorry for keeping you up. - [Josh] I just wanna spend the least amount of time

- [Josh] I just wanna spend the least amount of time

- [Josh] I just wanna spend the least amount of time in here.

in here.

- [Mary] Oh here we go.

Everyone okay?

- Yeah. - Sure.

- Yeah. - Sure. - [Mary] Mind your heads.

- [Mary] Mind your heads.

- [Michael] Thank heaven, the walls.

- [Mary] Guys, I think we're gonna set the cameras up here.

- [Mary] Guys, I think we're gonna set the cameras up here. - [Julia] In here?

- [Julia] In here?

- [Julia] In here? - [Mary] By the center, close to two exits.

- [Mary] By the center, close to two exits.

- [Mary] By the center, close to two exits. - [Michael] Okay.

- [Michael] Okay.

- [Michael] Okay. - So, Julia and Michael, can you go straightaway,

- So, Julia and Michael, can you go straightaway,

- So, Julia and Michael, can you go straightaway, and start to set up the light stands?

and start to set up the light stands?

and start to set up the light stands? - I dunno, can we? - Straightaway.

- I dunno, can we? - Straightaway.

- I dunno, can we? - Straightaway. - All right, fine, we'll go.

- All right, fine, we'll go.

- All right, fine, we'll go. - And Josh, can you go upstairs with Dave

- And Josh, can you go upstairs with Dave

- And Josh, can you go upstairs with Dave and sort the night vision cameras out?

and sort the night vision cameras out?

and sort the night vision cameras out? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - But also, do not forget the flour, it's very important.

- But also, do not forget the flour, it's very important.

- But also, do not forget the flour, it's very important. - Flour?

- Flour?

- Flour? - For the alleged footprints?

- For the alleged footprints?

- For the alleged footprints? - Ah, okay.

- Ah, okay.

Cool, let's go.

Cool, let's go. - And Josh, do take care of yourself, okay?

- And Josh, do take care of yourself, okay?

- Got you.

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (pigeons cooing)

(pigeons cooing)

- So, um, when did you get into like filming and stuff?

Are you, you don't talk or anything? (laughing)

You like Jurassic Park?

You like Jurassic Park? You got the t-shirt on.

You got the t-shirt on.

I'm not talking to you anymore, bro.

I'm not talking to you anymore, bro. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

- Okay.

- So do you think Josh and Mary are gonna fuck?

- So do you think Josh and Mary are gonna fuck? - I dunno, what gives you that impression?

- I dunno, what gives you that impression?

- I dunno, what gives you that impression? - Have you looked at them lately?

- Have you looked at them lately?

- I dunno, they're flatmates.

- Seriously, I think Josh looks so sad.

- Seriously, I think Josh looks so sad. I don't think Mary has any idea

I don't think Mary has any idea

I don't think Mary has any idea about the feelings he has for her.

about the feelings he has for her.

about the feelings he has for her. - Well, I know what kinds of feelings you have for me.

- Well, I know what kinds of feelings you have for me.

- Well, I know what kinds of feelings you have for me. - You had your chance.

- You had your chance.

- Well, how about a second change?

- Well, how about a second change? Come on, I've changed, I've grown as a person.

Come on, I've changed, I've grown as a person.

Come on, I've changed, I've grown as a person. - Have you?

- Have you?

Well here's your chance.

- All right, fine, I'll take it.

- All right, fine, I'll take it. Because I have no self respect.

Because I have no self respect.

Yep, it's gonna be a fantastic night.

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Mary] Is it working?

- [Mary] Is it working?

- [Mary] Is it working? Oh, shh, yeah, okay.

Oh, shh, yeah, okay.

Ooh, this is creepy.

Ooh, spooky.

Ooh, wow.

Ooh, wow. (footsteps thudding)

(footsteps thudding)

(footsteps thudding) Okay.

Okay.

I've got to go somewhere.

So many rooms.

Ooh.

Ooh. (footsteps thudding)

(footsteps thudding)

(footsteps thudding) Okay, that's a bit eerie.

Okay, that's a bit eerie.

(doorknob rattling)

(doorknob rattling) Maybe not.

Maybe not.

Yeah, I'm gonna leave it.

Yeah, I'm gonna leave it. (child whispering in foreign language)

(child whispering in foreign language)

(child whispering in foreign language) It's cold.

It's cold.

Ooh, what were these wires for?

(man groaning)

(man groaning) (camera glitching)

(camera glitching)

(camera glitching) I don't wanna look in there.

I don't wanna look in there.

Oh my gosh.

Who even walked down these corridors?

Who even walked down these corridors? (bottles rattling)

(bottles rattling)

What?

Anything else?

Oh that's weird.

Oh.

That's sweet!

Oh, a children's book!

Oh.

Someone must have left this behind.

I don't think I actually had a teddy as a kid.

I don't think I actually had a teddy as a kid. Did I?

Did I?

Did I? Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (child vocalizing)

(child vocalizing)

Oh gosh.

This looks so traumatic.

This poor child.

Oh my god.

(Mary gasps)

(Mary gasps) (voices whispering)

(voices whispering)

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) - Michael, did you hear that?

- Michael, did you hear that?

- Michael, did you hear that? - Yeah, what's going on?

- Yeah, what's going on?

- Yeah, what's going on? (Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) - It's Mary!

- It's Mary!

- It's Mary! - Come on, let's take a look.

- Come on, let's take a look.

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) - What was that?

- What was that?

- What was that? Dude, let's go.

Dude, let's go.

Dude, let's go. (Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - Gah! (Julia screaming)

- Gah! (Julia screaming)

- Gah! (Julia screaming) - Guys, what's wrong?

- Guys, what's wrong?

- Guys, what's wrong? - Where's Mary?

- Where's Mary?

- Where's Mary? - I heard her scream. - What's going on?

- I heard her scream. - What's going on?

- I heard her scream. - What's going on? - Oh my god. - Oh, what happened?

- Oh my god. - Oh, what happened?

- Oh my god. - Oh, what happened? - I saw him!

- I saw him!

- I saw him! - [Michael] You saw who?

- [Michael] You saw who?

- [Michael] You saw who? - I saw-- - Calm down.

- I saw-- - Calm down.

- I saw-- - Calm down. - The man, a man!

- The man, a man!

- The man, a man! - But was it that creep from earlier?

- But was it that creep from earlier?

- But was it that creep from earlier? Wait, okay, I'll take care of it.

Wait, okay, I'll take care of it.

Wait, okay, I'll take care of it. - [Julia] No, no, no, Michael, wait.

- [Julia] No, no, no, Michael, wait.

- [Julia] No, no, no, Michael, wait. - [Josh] Seriously, are you okay, Mary?

- [Josh] Seriously, are you okay, Mary?

- [Josh] Seriously, are you okay, Mary? - I was walking down that corridor, and I found this.

- I was walking down that corridor, and I found this.

- I was walking down that corridor, and I found this. - [Josh] What is that?

- [Josh] What is that?

- [Josh] What is that? - I dunno, I was, I was looking up

- I dunno, I was, I was looking up

- I dunno, I was, I was looking up and there was this man looking down at me.

and there was this man looking down at me.

and there was this man looking down at me. - [Michael] Was it that creep from earlier?

- [Michael] Was it that creep from earlier?

- [Michael] Was it that creep from earlier? - [Mary] I don't know!

- [Mary] I don't know!

- [Mary] I don't know! - Look, maybe that guy--

- Look, maybe that guy--

- Look, maybe that guy-- - What kind of sick shit is this?

- What kind of sick shit is this?

- What kind of sick shit is this? Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that. - You know what, that guy really needs

- You know what, that guy really needs

- You know what, that guy really needs to be taught a lesson.

to be taught a lesson.

to be taught a lesson. - Dude, he's long gone already man, he's--

- Dude, he's long gone already man, he's--

- Dude, he's long gone already man, he's-- - Oh yeah? - Not in there.

- Oh yeah? - Not in there.

- Oh yeah? - Not in there. - So what, he's gonna come back, and then what?

- So what, he's gonna come back, and then what?

- So what, he's gonna come back, and then what? - What, then you're gone?

- What, then you're gone?

- What, then you're gone? Who's gonna, who's gonna take care of Julia and Mary,

Who's gonna, who's gonna take care of Julia and Mary,

Who's gonna, who's gonna take care of Julia and Mary, protect them?

protect them?

protect them? - Well it's obviously not gonna be you, Princess Peach.

- Well it's obviously not gonna be you, Princess Peach.

- Well it's obviously not gonna be you, Princess Peach. - You better take that shit back, bro.

- You better take that shit back, bro.

- You better take that shit back, bro. - (laughing) Oh yeah, or else?

- (laughing) Oh yeah, or else?

- (laughing) Oh yeah, or else? - [Julia] Guys calm down, please.

- [Julia] Guys calm down, please.

- [Julia] Guys calm down, please. - [Mary] Look, just forget it, okay?

- [Mary] Look, just forget it, okay?

- [Mary] Look, just forget it, okay? - What?

- What?

- I didn't see, I must have imagined it.

- I didn't see, I must have imagined it. Nobody was there.

Nobody was there.

Nobody was there. - [Michael] Are you kidding me?

- [Michael] Are you kidding me?

- [Michael] Are you kidding me? - I have to have imagined it.

- I have to have imagined it.

- I have to have imagined it. Look, let's just carry on, it's gonna be getting dark soon.

Look, let's just carry on, it's gonna be getting dark soon.

Look, let's just carry on, it's gonna be getting dark soon. - [Josh] Are you sure, Mary?

- [Josh] Are you sure, Mary?

- [Josh] Are you sure, Mary? - Yes, please, Josh, can we just change the conversation?

- Yes, please, Josh, can we just change the conversation?

Are the cameras set up?

Are the cameras set up? - Yeah, they're upstairs. - And the lights

- Yeah, they're upstairs. - And the lights

- Yeah, they're upstairs. - And the lights are installed, yeah?

are installed, yeah?

are installed, yeah? - Yeah, they're installed.

- Yeah, they're installed.

- Yeah, they're installed. - Then let's just go straight to the hall.

- Then let's just go straight to the hall.

- Then let's just go straight to the hall. I'm sure we can get some fake image manipulation there.

I'm sure we can get some fake image manipulation there.

I'm sure we can get some fake image manipulation there. - [Michael] All right.

- [Michael] All right.

- Are you okay?

- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

- Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

- Yes, I'm fine, thank you. - What did you really see? - Nothing, okay?

- What did you really see? - Nothing, okay?

- What did you really see? - Nothing, okay? I didn't see anything.

I didn't see anything.

- Mary.

(camera beeping)

- Whoa.

- Whoa. - [Josh] This place is dope.

- [Josh] This place is dope.

- [Josh] This place is dope. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - Crazy, how long has this been around?

- Crazy, how long has this been around?

- Crazy, how long has this been around? - Well Rick was saying, this place has been around

- Well Rick was saying, this place has been around

- Well Rick was saying, this place has been around for already over a hundred years.

for already over a hundred years.

for already over a hundred years. It used to be a lung sanitarium

It used to be a lung sanitarium

It used to be a lung sanitarium for people who had tuberculosis.

for people who had tuberculosis.

for people who had tuberculosis. Then during the World War, the Nazis came in,

Then during the World War, the Nazis came in,

Then during the World War, the Nazis came in, and turned this whole entire place

and turned this whole entire place

and turned this whole entire place into an experimental station.

into an experimental station.

into an experimental station. Apparently they used to test on the residents

Apparently they used to test on the residents

Apparently they used to test on the residents of the Sachsenhausen concentration camp.

of the Sachsenhausen concentration camp.

of the Sachsenhausen concentration camp. - Ooh, that's terrible. - Sick.

- Ooh, that's terrible. - Sick.

- Ooh, that's terrible. - Sick. - I know, so many people must have died here.

- I know, so many people must have died here.

- I know, so many people must have died here. - What a fucking disgrace.

- What a fucking disgrace.

- What a fucking disgrace. - And then I think it was the Russians

- And then I think it was the Russians

- And then I think it was the Russians who then moved in, and also turned this institute

who then moved in, and also turned this institute

who then moved in, and also turned this institute into a military hospital for their troops.

into a military hospital for their troops.

into a military hospital for their troops. Dave, can you swing up there?

Dave, can you swing up there?

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language) - Communism's the killing stroke of this area.

- Communism's the killing stroke of this area.

- Communism's the killing stroke of this area. House left empty, no investors could be found.

House left empty, no investors could be found.

House left empty, no investors could be found. This building was left forgotten.

This building was left forgotten.

This building was left forgotten. - [Michael] Until today.

- [Michael] Until today.

- [Michael] Until today. - Well, until a few years ago, actually.

- Well, until a few years ago, actually.

- Well, until a few years ago, actually. When the first ghost stories were found.

When the first ghost stories were found.

When the first ghost stories were found. And it was these videos that went all over the internet

And it was these videos that went all over the internet

And it was these videos that went all over the internet and naturally just encouraged them to spread.

and naturally just encouraged them to spread.

and naturally just encouraged them to spread. - Yeah, and today we're gonna prove it's all true.

- Yeah, and today we're gonna prove it's all true.

- Yeah, and today we're gonna prove it's all true. - No, we're gonna prove it's all fake.

- No, we're gonna prove it's all fake.

- No, we're gonna prove it's all fake. And it's here we're gonna continue that.

And it's here we're gonna continue that.

And it's here we're gonna continue that. Do you remember that video we watched?

Do you remember that video we watched?

Do you remember that video we watched? And we saw that chair that looked like it was being pulled

And we saw that chair that looked like it was being pulled

And we saw that chair that looked like it was being pulled by invisible hands?

by invisible hands?

by invisible hands? - Yeah, that was crazy.

- Yeah, that was crazy.

- Yeah, that was crazy. - Yeah, exactly.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Yeah, exactly. So, here we've got a chair.

So, here we've got a chair.

Chair and a piano.

Chair and a piano. Josh, do you got that fishing line?

Josh, do you got that fishing line?

Josh, do you got that fishing line? - [Josh] Uh, yeah?

- [Josh] Uh, yeah?

- Thank you.

Dave, can you go to the stand,

Dave, can you go to the stand, put the camera up, and get this in a wide angle?

put the camera up, and get this in a wide angle?

put the camera up, and get this in a wide angle? Meanwhile, I'm just gonna tie this fishing line

Meanwhile, I'm just gonna tie this fishing line

Meanwhile, I'm just gonna tie this fishing line to the chair.

to the chair.

to the chair. - [Julia] Will you let me help you?

- [Julia] Will you let me help you?

- [Julia] Will you let me help you? - [Mary] Thank you.

- [Mary] Thank you.

Right. - Okay.

Right. - Okay. - So Josh, what do you remember seeing in that video?

- So Josh, what do you remember seeing in that video?

- So Josh, what do you remember seeing in that video? - Um, there's a chair. - Yeah.

- Um, there's a chair. - Yeah.

- Um, there's a chair. - Yeah. - And then a ghost-- - Yeah.

- And then a ghost-- - Yeah.

- And then a ghost-- - Yeah. - Pushed it. (laughing)

- Pushed it. (laughing)

- Pushed it. (laughing) - Just pushed it, exactly. - Yeah.

- Just pushed it, exactly. - Yeah.

- Just pushed it, exactly. - Yeah. - And I'm gonna show you how easy it is

- And I'm gonna show you how easy it is

- And I'm gonna show you how easy it is to fake that video, ready?

to fake that video, ready?

to fake that video, ready? - [Josh] What?

- [Josh] What?

- [Josh] What? - But for now, just clear the space.

- But for now, just clear the space.

- But for now, just clear the space. Needs to be as empty as possible.

Needs to be as empty as possible.

Needs to be as empty as possible. And.

And.

And just like that you've got yourself a fake ghost video.

And just like that you've got yourself a fake ghost video. Thank you, I know, I try, I try.

Thank you, I know, I try, I try.

Thank you, I know, I try, I try. (piano keys crash)

(piano keys crash)

(piano keys crash) - Whoa, what was that? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Whoa, what was that? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Whoa, what was that? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh my god, what-- - That's, this shit is real.

- Oh my god, what-- - That's, this shit is real.

- Let's get out of here.

- Let's get out of here. - The chair was unbalanced, okay?

- The chair was unbalanced, okay?

- The chair was unbalanced, okay? - Unbalanced? - Unbalanced?

- Unbalanced? - Unbalanced?

- Unbalanced? - Unbalanced? - [Mary] Yes, unbalanced!

- [Mary] Yes, unbalanced!

- [Mary] Yes, unbalanced! - Did you see what just happened?

- Did you see what just happened?

- Did you see what just happened? - You're unbalanced.

- You're unbalanced.

- You're unbalanced. - Have you ever heard of a coincidence?

- Have you ever heard of a coincidence?

- Have you ever heard of a coincidence? - Coincidence?

- Coincidence?

- Coincidence? Come on, you saw what happened.

Come on, you saw what happened.

Come on, you saw what happened. - That was a coincidence,

- That was a coincidence,

- That was a coincidence, and you're just those typical people

and you're just those typical people

and you're just those typical people who fall for all things fake,

who fall for all things fake,

who fall for all things fake, and read into everything they see.

and read into everything they see.

and read into everything they see. - Well you know what, fine, okay?

- Well you know what, fine, okay?

- Well you know what, fine, okay? Let's say it was a coincidence.

Let's say it was a coincidence.

Let's say it was a coincidence. - Which it was. - Which it wasn't.

- Which it was. - Which it wasn't.

- Which it was. - Which it wasn't. But did you see the way the chair moved?

But did you see the way the chair moved?

But did you see the way the chair moved? - Yes, but it's all in our imagination.

- Yes, but it's all in our imagination.

- Yes, but it's all in our imagination. This is what this is all about!

This is what this is all about!

- All right, fine.

- All right, fine. Do you know what I think? - What?

Do you know what I think? - What?

Do you know what I think? - What? - These fake videos aren't as fake as you'd like them to be.

- These fake videos aren't as fake as you'd like them to be.

- These fake videos aren't as fake as you'd like them to be. - Fine, I'm sure there is some sort of explanation.

- Fine, I'm sure there is some sort of explanation.

- Fine, I'm sure there is some sort of explanation. But for now, we've got plenty to do before night,

But for now, we've got plenty to do before night,

But for now, we've got plenty to do before night, so let's grab our stuff and move to the hall.

so let's grab our stuff and move to the hall.

so let's grab our stuff and move to the hall. We've still got to work with the flour,

We've still got to work with the flour,

We've still got to work with the flour, work with the footprints,

work with the footprints,

work with the footprints, and I also want to show you how easy it is to fake EVPs.

and I also want to show you how easy it is to fake EVPs.

- Josh, are you okay?

- Josh, are you okay? - Yeah, I just always wanted to play the piano.

- Yeah, I just always wanted to play the piano.

- Yeah, I just always wanted to play the piano. (Julia laughing)

(Julia laughing)

(Julia laughing) - What?

- What?

Are you fucking kidding?

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Michael] I really need something to drink, man.

- [Michael] I really need something to drink, man.

- [Michael] I really need something to drink, man. - [Josh] I know right, I've been craving all day. (laughing)

- [Josh] I know right, I've been craving all day. (laughing)

- [Josh] I know right, I've been craving all day. (laughing) - [Michael] Yeah.

- [Michael] Yeah.

There you go.

- [Josh] Got the beer, got the backpack.

- [Josh] Got the beer, got the backpack. - Yep, comme ca.

- Yep, comme ca.

- [Julia] Hi, come over here, look!

- [Josh] That's deep in the forest.

- [Josh] That's deep in the forest. - [Michael] Yeah.

- [Michael] Yeah.

- [Michael] Yeah. - [Josh] It's pretty.

- [Josh] It's pretty.

- [Michael] So that's where you've been! (laughing)

- [Michael] So that's where you've been! (laughing) - Come on!

- Come on!

- [Josh] Just been hiding.

- [Josh] Just been hiding. - Yes, found a hiding place.

- Yes, found a hiding place.

- Yes, found a hiding place. - [Josh] Now we're stuck.

- [Josh] Now we're stuck.

Oh my god, this is dope.

Oh my god, this is dope. - I know right?

- I know right?

- I know right? We just found it.

We just found it.

We just found it. - [Josh] Cool, what happened?

- [Josh] Cool, what happened?

- [Josh] Cool, what happened? - I dunno, it looked like the place burned down?

- I dunno, it looked like the place burned down?

- I dunno, it looked like the place burned down? - I think it's beautiful.

- I think it's beautiful.

- I think it's beautiful. - Yes. - Yeah, and seems we

- Yes. - Yeah, and seems we

- Yes. - Yeah, and seems we don't know it's safe

don't know it's safe

don't know it's safe - Hey, do you guys see making a fire

- Hey, do you guys see making a fire

- Hey, do you guys see making a fire and watch the sunset?

and watch the sunset?

and watch the sunset? (Julia gasps)

(Julia gasps)

(Julia gasps) - Such a great idea! - Ah, yeah, you wanna,

- Such a great idea! - Ah, yeah, you wanna,

- Such a great idea! - Ah, yeah, you wanna, you wanna beer?

you wanna beer?

you wanna beer? - Yeah, sure, and then I'll grab one for you too.

- Yeah, sure, and then I'll grab one for you too.

- Yeah, sure, and then I'll grab one for you too. - Thanks, bro.

- Thanks, bro.

- Thanks, bro. - Sure. - Y'all want one?

- Sure. - Y'all want one?

- Sure. - Y'all want one? - Thanks. - I'm all right, thank you.

- Thanks. - I'm all right, thank you.

- Thanks. - I'm all right, thank you. - [Josh] Dave?

- [Josh] Dave?

- [Josh] Dave? My guy, work it in.

My guy, work it in.

My guy, work it in. (Julia laughing)

(Julia laughing)

(Julia laughing) You have one?

You have one?

You have one? (Michael laughing)

(Michael laughing)

(Michael laughing) Cheers. - Cheers!

Cheers. - Cheers!

Cheers. - Cheers! (all laughing)

(all laughing)

(all laughing) (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (drone buzzing)

(drone buzzing)

(camera glitching)

- Do you remember that sweet game from last year?

- Do you remember that sweet game from last year? When that dude tried to tackle you,

When that dude tried to tackle you,

When that dude tried to tackle you, you just passed him on the left,

you just passed him on the left,

you just passed him on the left, drove past him on the right,

drove past him on the right,

drove past him on the right, passed the ball to you,

passed the ball to you,

passed the ball to you, pat it into the box,

pat it into the box,

pat it into the box, you brought it back to me, had a,

you brought it back to me, had a,

you brought it back to me, had a, and we scored.

and we scored.

and we scored. - Scored, and to win the game. - Yeah.

- Scored, and to win the game. - Yeah.

- Scored, and to win the game. - Yeah. - Championship, too.

- Championship, too.

- Championship, too. - Man, those were the days.

- Man, those were the days.

- Man, those were the days. - Yeah. - I miss that shit.

- Yeah. - I miss that shit.

- Yeah. - I miss that shit. - Boys and their balls, huh? (laughing)

- Boys and their balls, huh? (laughing)

- Boys and their balls, huh? (laughing) - Oh, I'm sorry we can't talk about sophisticated topics

- Oh, I'm sorry we can't talk about sophisticated topics

- Oh, I'm sorry we can't talk about sophisticated topics like, um, how do I apply my makeup best?

like, um, how do I apply my makeup best?

like, um, how do I apply my makeup best? And like, what's this brand?

And like, what's this brand?

And like, what's this brand? And would you like to like, comment, and subscribe?

And would you like to like, comment, and subscribe?

And would you like to like, comment, and subscribe? All the sweet glamor of the YouTube life.

All the sweet glamor of the YouTube life.

All the sweet glamor of the YouTube life. (Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing)

(Josh laughing) - Yeah well, would you like to be a fucking retard for once?

- Yeah well, would you like to be a fucking retard for once?

- Yeah well, would you like to be a fucking retard for once? - Excuse me?

- Excuse me?

- Excuse me? - Well just 'cause you haven't a clue about fashion,

- Well just 'cause you haven't a clue about fashion,

- Well just 'cause you haven't a clue about fashion, I mean-- - I don't need

I mean-- - I don't need

I mean-- - I don't need to have a clue about fashion.

to have a clue about fashion.

to have a clue about fashion. I can dress myself and that's fine.

I can dress myself and that's fine.

I can dress myself and that's fine. - Oh yeah, I can tell.

- Oh yeah, I can tell.

- Seriously though, like, speaking of YouTube,

- Seriously though, like, speaking of YouTube, Mary, why do you think all the ghost videos

Mary, why do you think all the ghost videos

Mary, why do you think all the ghost videos on YouTube are fake?

on YouTube are fake?

- Simply because they are?

- But what is your, what's your source?

- But what is your, what's your source? Like who tells you that they're fake?

Like who tells you that they're fake?

Like who tells you that they're fake? Or how do you know that?

Or how do you know that?

Or how do you know that? - Well you know me, I'm really sick.

- Well you know me, I'm really sick.

- Well you know me, I'm really sick. And no-one's told me, but we just know

And no-one's told me, but we just know

And no-one's told me, but we just know that there are no ghosts that affect us

that there are no ghosts that affect us

that there are no ghosts that affect us with the way we live, 'cause as humans we differ from that.

with the way we live, 'cause as humans we differ from that.

with the way we live, 'cause as humans we differ from that. We can make our own decisions

We can make our own decisions

We can make our own decisions and affect the way we live ourselves,

and affect the way we live ourselves,

and affect the way we live ourselves, in our own ways of doing it.

in our own ways of doing it.

in our own ways of doing it. - You know Mary, I think that's really, really pathetic.

- You know Mary, I think that's really, really pathetic.

- You know Mary, I think that's really, really pathetic. (Julia and Josh laughing)

(Julia and Josh laughing)

(Julia and Josh laughing) - No, seriously, no, honestly, come on now.

- No, seriously, no, honestly, come on now.

- No, seriously, no, honestly, come on now. There's no scientific proof to prove anything that exists

There's no scientific proof to prove anything that exists

There's no scientific proof to prove anything that exists from the beyond, and if there are photos and videos,

from the beyond, and if there are photos and videos,

from the beyond, and if there are photos and videos, they can be almost proved 100% wrong.

they can be almost proved 100% wrong.

they can be almost proved 100% wrong. - Exactly, key word, almost.

- Exactly, key word, almost.

- Exactly, key word, almost. - Exactly.

- Exactly.

- Exactly. - You know exactly what I'm trying to say here.

- You know exactly what I'm trying to say here.

- You know exactly what I'm trying to say here. And there might be some unknown cases,

And there might be some unknown cases,

And there might be some unknown cases, but no. - Well what if it's exactly

but no. - Well what if it's exactly

but no. - Well what if it's exactly those unknown cases that explain the whole thing?

those unknown cases that explain the whole thing?

those unknown cases that explain the whole thing? I mean, who knows? - Who knows?

I mean, who knows? - Who knows?

I mean, who knows? - Who knows? - Yeah, who knows? - Uh, physicists?

- Yeah, who knows? - Uh, physicists?

- Yeah, who knows? - Uh, physicists? Chemists, biologists?

Chemists, biologists?

Chemists, biologists? - What about parapsychologists?

- What about parapsychologists?

- What about parapsychologists? - Thank you! - Oh please, I beg you.

- Thank you! - Oh please, I beg you.

- Thank you! - Oh please, I beg you. - No seriously, just try

- No seriously, just try

- No seriously, just try and be a bit more open minded about this.

and be a bit more open minded about this.

and be a bit more open minded about this. - Okay, I will try and be a bit more open minded about this

- Okay, I will try and be a bit more open minded about this

- Okay, I will try and be a bit more open minded about this and say that, from now on, I'll believe that ghosts exist.

and say that, from now on, I'll believe that ghosts exist.

and say that, from now on, I'll believe that ghosts exist. - Thank you. - Yes, because they do exist.

- Thank you. - Yes, because they do exist.

- Thank you. - Yes, because they do exist. - Oh please, not you as well, Julia.

- Oh please, not you as well, Julia.

- Oh please, not you as well, Julia. - Oh come on, Mary, you promised to be more open, right?

- Oh come on, Mary, you promised to be more open, right?

- Oh come on, Mary, you promised to be more open, right? - Right. - Okay, so now listen.

- Right. - Okay, so now listen.

- Right. - Okay, so now listen. - Okay, I'm listening.

- Okay, I'm listening.

- When I was about eight or nine years old,

- When I was about eight or nine years old, we moved into this new house.

we moved into this new house.

we moved into this new house. I started having trouble falling asleep

I started having trouble falling asleep

I started having trouble falling asleep but I don't even know why.

but I don't even know why.

But night after night I would wake up

But night after night I would wake up soaked in sweat, crying for my mom.

soaked in sweat, crying for my mom.

She would come and comfort me

She would come and comfort me and tell me that I'd just had a bad dream.

and tell me that I'd just had a bad dream.

and tell me that I'd just had a bad dream. - That could've been from stress.

- That could've been from stress.

- That could've been from stress. You moved to a new house, that obviously disturbed

You moved to a new house, that obviously disturbed

You moved to a new house, that obviously disturbed the way you were feeling.

the way you were feeling.

the way you were feeling. - That was not it, all right?

- That was not it, all right?

- That was not it, all right? I loved the house, I had this big garden,

I loved the house, I had this big garden,

I loved the house, I had this big garden, so much room to play, my parents were happy, we were happy.

so much room to play, my parents were happy, we were happy.

Still, night after night I would be having those nightmares.

So after three or four weeks, my mom promised

So after three or four weeks, my mom promised that she would stay up until I'd fallen asleep, in my room.

that she would stay up until I'd fallen asleep, in my room.

Guess she couldn't bear my crying any longer.

Guess she couldn't bear my crying any longer. It was probably also a way to comfort herself.

It was probably also a way to comfort herself.

It was probably also a way to comfort herself. - You know what, sounds like a great mom.

- You know what, sounds like a great mom.

- You know what, sounds like a great mom. - Yeah, she is, and it worked.

- Yeah, she is, and it worked.

Last thing I remember was her kind face smiling at me.

And then I woke up.

I saw my mom sitting in the corner, staring at me,

and her face was frozen.

Then I noticed that she wasn't looking at me.

Then I noticed that she wasn't looking at me. But right above me.

But right above me.

So I turned around.

And I looked at this black face,

with like white fangs and red eyes.

It was bending over me and pulling my hair.

It was bending over me and pulling my hair. I started screaming, so the lights went on

I started screaming, so the lights went on

I started screaming, so the lights went on and my dad came in and pulled me out of the bed,

and my dad came in and pulled me out of the bed,

and my dad came in and pulled me out of the bed, and I did a lot of crying that night.

and I did a lot of crying that night.

Shortly after that I fell asleep in the car,

Shortly after that I fell asleep in the car, and we never went back to that house again.

and we never went back to that house again.

Pretty soon after that, we moved.

Pretty soon after that, we moved. My parents told me that the house had gotten too expensive

My parents told me that the house had gotten too expensive

My parents told me that the house had gotten too expensive and we would have to look for a new one,

and we would have to look for a new one,

and we would have to look for a new one, blah, blah, blah. (laughing)

blah, blah, blah. (laughing)

blah, blah, blah. (laughing) I didn't ask any questions.

I didn't ask any questions.

But every time I looked into my mom's eyes,

I was reminded of that shocked look on her face that night.

- That's really deep.

- Yeah, you're sure, you know,

it wasn't just a delusion or something?

it wasn't just a delusion or something? - No, I wasn't delusional, it was real, and it still is.

- No, I wasn't delusional, it was real, and it still is.

Even though the memory may be slowly fading,

Even though the memory may be slowly fading, but that doesn't change anything.

but that doesn't change anything.

- I personally think that might've just been

- I personally think that might've just been a case of sleep paralysis, most kids tend to get that

a case of sleep paralysis, most kids tend to get that

a case of sleep paralysis, most kids tend to get that when their brains are still developing at a young age.

when their brains are still developing at a young age.

when their brains are still developing at a young age. They're still fast asleep in a deep REM sleep,

They're still fast asleep in a deep REM sleep,

They're still fast asleep in a deep REM sleep, but they believe that they're awake,

but they believe that they're awake,

but they believe that they're awake, so it's as if they're paralyzed, you know?

so it's as if they're paralyzed, you know?

so it's as if they're paralyzed, you know? And your dreams could've become mixed with reality

And your dreams could've become mixed with reality

And your dreams could've become mixed with reality and reality could've become blurred.

and reality could've become blurred.

and reality could've become blurred. - It was not sleep paralysis, all right Mary?

- It was not sleep paralysis, all right Mary?

- It was not sleep paralysis, all right Mary? - I dunno, everything can be scientifically explained.

- I dunno, everything can be scientifically explained.

- I dunno, everything can be scientifically explained. It just, to us it sounds like vanities of a young child.

It just, to us it sounds like vanities of a young child.

It just, to us it sounds like vanities of a young child. - You know what?

- You know what?

- You know what? Seriously, I know what happened, okay?

Seriously, I know what happened, okay?

Seriously, I know what happened, okay? And if you don't wanna understand, fine.

And if you don't wanna understand, fine.

And if you don't wanna understand, fine. Just forget about it.

Just forget about it.

- [Josh] Oh my god.

- It's all right, it's fine, I'll take care of her.

- It's all right, it's fine, I'll take care of her. Don't do anything you couldn't scientifically explain.

Don't do anything you couldn't scientifically explain.

Don't do anything you couldn't scientifically explain. - That was kind of fucked up.

- That was kind of fucked up.

- That was kind of fucked up. - Yeah, maybe, but come on, it's sleep paralysis.

- Yeah, maybe, but come on, it's sleep paralysis.

- Yeah, maybe, but come on, it's sleep paralysis. Look, I'll even look it, I'll double check it up on YouTube.

Look, I'll even look it, I'll double check it up on YouTube.

Look, I'll even look it, I'll double check it up on YouTube. - On YouTube, doesn't, like,

- On YouTube, doesn't, like,

- On YouTube, doesn't, like, that's not even a reliable source.

that's not even a reliable source.

that's not even a reliable source. You can post anything on YouTube, seriously.

You can post anything on YouTube, seriously.

You can post anything on YouTube, seriously. But what's more important is that they just left,

But what's more important is that they just left,

But what's more important is that they just left, and we need to go find them.

and we need to go find them.

and we need to go find them. Come on. - Fine.

Come on. - Fine.

(camera beeping)

- [Mary] This is going to be so bloody ridiculous.

- [Mary] This is going to be so bloody ridiculous. It was definitely sleep paralysis.

It was definitely sleep paralysis.

(Mary muttering to herself)

Hi Julia.

I just want to apologize for earlier.

- It's okay, just promise me that you'll be more open, okay?

I hate it when you're being such a smart ass.

I hate it when you're being such a smart ass. - Yeah, I know, I can be a bit of a shit friend.

- Yeah, I know, I can be a bit of a shit friend.

- Yeah, I know, I can be a bit of a shit friend. - I know.

- I know.

- Accepted?

- Accepted? - You bitch. - Hey, so are you!

- You bitch. - Hey, so are you!

- You bitch. - Hey, so are you! (both laughing)

(both laughing)

- Didn't want to ruin your little lesbian moment,

- Didn't want to ruin your little lesbian moment, but where's Michael at?

but where's Michael at?

but where's Michael at? I mean, he's not with you?

I mean, he's not with you?

I mean, he's not with you? - No, why, I have no idea where he is.

- No, why, I have no idea where he is.

- No, why, I have no idea where he is. - I don't believe this.

- I don't believe this.

- I don't believe this. - We gotta go find him, I have no idea where he is either.

- We gotta go find him, I have no idea where he is either.

- We gotta go find him, I have no idea where he is either. Thought he was with y'all.

Thought he was with y'all.

Thought he was with y'all. - Where's this guy?

- Where's this guy?

Michael, Michael!

- [Josh] Michael!

- [Josh] Michael! - [Julia] Dude where are you?

- [Julia] Dude where are you?

- [Josh] I bet you he's hiding somewhere, that fucker.

- [Josh] I bet you he's hiding somewhere, that fucker. - Michael?

- Michael?

- [Mary] God, it's like he's in bloody kindergarten.

- [Mary] God, it's like he's in bloody kindergarten. - [Julia] If he jumps out now, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

- [Julia] If he jumps out now, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

- [Julia] If he jumps out now, I'm gonna fucking kill him. (bat chirping) - I just saw a bat,

(bat chirping) - I just saw a bat,

(bat chirping) - I just saw a bat, and another bat.

and another bat.

and another bat. - [Julia] No, no, no, no.

- [Julia] No, no, no, no.

- [Julia] No, no, no, no. - Augh! - Michael!

- Augh! - Michael!

Michael, it's not funny anymore.

Michael, where are you?

- [Josh] I mean, the fool could be anywhere.

- [Josh] I mean, the fool could be anywhere. - [Mary] I'm telling you,

- [Mary] I'm telling you,

- [Mary] I'm telling you, if I get my hands on him. - Josh, wait!

if I get my hands on him. - Josh, wait!

if I get my hands on him. - Josh, wait! Don't just leave without us.

Don't just leave without us.

- Oh this is pointless, let's just go back to the hall.

- Oh this is pointless, let's just go back to the hall. - All right, stay together though,

- All right, stay together though,

- All right, stay together though, this is some scary shit.

this is some scary shit.

- [Josh] Michael.

- [Josh] Michael. - Wasting our time.

- Wasting our time.

- Wasting our time. - [Julia] Where's he gone?

- [Julia] Where's he gone?

- [Josh] Michael!

- [Josh] Michael! (bats chirping)

(bats chirping)

- [Demon] Julia.

- [Julia] It's so cold, this isn't funny anymore.

When I get ahold of him, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

When I get ahold of him, I'm gonna fucking kill him. - [Josh] Chill out, we don't need him, right?

- [Josh] Chill out, we don't need him, right?

- [Josh] Chill out, we don't need him, right? It'll be cool, like, just, what the fuck?

It'll be cool, like, just, what the fuck?

It'll be cool, like, just, what the fuck? - [Mary] Does that mean the batteries are running low?

- [Mary] Does that mean the batteries are running low?

- [Mary] Does that mean the batteries are running low? - [Julia] No, I just changed the batteries.

- [Julia] No, I just changed the batteries.

- [Julia] No, I just changed the batteries. (Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) - Guys, let's go, guys, come on.

- Guys, let's go, guys, come on.

- Guys, let's go, guys, come on. - You fucking asshole.

- You fucking asshole.

- You fucking asshole. - We have to go!

- We have to go!

- We have to go! - What?

- What?

- What? - Look, guys, we have to get out of here right now.

- Look, guys, we have to get out of here right now.

- Look, guys, we have to get out of here right now. - Why? - Chill out man,

- Why? - Chill out man,

- Why? - Chill out man, what the fuck are you talking about?

what the fuck are you talking about?

what the fuck are you talking about? - No, he's gonna get us.

- No, he's gonna get us.

- No, he's gonna get us. - Michael! - No.

- Michael! - No.

- Michael! - No. - Bro. - We have to go!

- Bro. - We have to go!

- Bro. - We have to go! Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! No, no.

No, no.

(door creaking)

(door creaking) - [Julia] Wait for Michael!

- [Julia] Wait for Michael!

- [Julia] Wait for Michael! What is going on?

What is going on?

What is going on? (demon roaring) (all screaming)

(demon roaring) (all screaming)

(demon roaring)

- [Michael] Go, go, go!

- [Michael] Go, go, go! (Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) - [Michael] Go, go, Julia!

- [Michael] Go, go, Julia!

Come on!

(all screaming)

(all screaming) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

- [Michael] Oh, shit!

- [Michael] Oh, shit! Come on, fuck it!

Come on, fuck it!

Come on, fuck it! (door slams)

(door slams)

- Michael, what the fuck?

- Michael, what the fuck? Who was that, man?

Who was that, man?

Who was that, man? - He's been watching us this entire time.

- He's been watching us this entire time.

- He's been watching us this entire time. I told you, and you wouldn't listen.

I told you, and you wouldn't listen.

I told you, and you wouldn't listen. - Michael calm down, we need to look after Julia.

- Michael calm down, we need to look after Julia.

- Michael calm down, we need to look after Julia. - No we don't, we need to look after ourselves.

- No we don't, we need to look after ourselves.

- No we don't, we need to look after ourselves. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck you man.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck you man.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck you man. Mary, do you have that first aid kit?

Mary, do you have that first aid kit?

Mary, do you have that first aid kit? - No.

- No.

- No. - Dave, do you?

- Dave, do you?

- Dave, do you? Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? - [Mary] Wait, Josh.

- [Mary] Wait, Josh.

- Dude, what, what did you do, man?

- Dude, what, what did you do, man? - Look I didn't do anything, it was just,

- Look I didn't do anything, it was just,

- Look I didn't do anything, it was just, it was there, it was just, it was in my head

it was there, it was just, it was in my head

it was there, it was just, it was in my head all of a sudden. - Such a god damn idiot!

all of a sudden. - Such a god damn idiot!

all of a sudden. - Such a god damn idiot! - No, we need to get out!

- No, we need to get out!

- No, we need to get out! We're not supposed to be here!

We're not supposed to be here!

We're not supposed to be here! - No, we're fine, we're safe in here, bro, chill out!

- No, we're fine, we're safe in here, bro, chill out!

- No, we're fine, we're safe in here, bro, chill out! (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? - We're not safe, give me the car keys.

- We're not safe, give me the car keys.

- We're not safe, give me the car keys. - No, we gotta stay. - No, we need to

- No, we gotta stay. - No, we need to

- No, we gotta stay. - No, we need to take Julia out.

take Julia out.

take Julia out. (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) - [Michael] Car keys!

- [Michael] Car keys!

- [Michael] Car keys! Julia, I'm sorry.

Julia, I'm sorry.

- [Julia] Michael.

- [Julia] Michael. - [Josh] The fuck, man?

- [Josh] The fuck, man?

The hell's wrong with you? - Michael, come back!

The hell's wrong with you? - Michael, come back! - Please. - Oh my god.

- Please. - Oh my god.

- Please. - Oh my god. - It hurts so bad. - Oh my god.

- It hurts so bad. - Oh my god.

- It hurts so bad. - Oh my god. Hey, this isn't good.

Hey, this isn't good.

Hey, this isn't good. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(door slamming)

(door slamming) - [Michael] Come on, come on, come on, just go on.

- [Michael] Come on, come on, come on, just go on.

- [Michael] Come on, come on, come on, just go on. (car engine sputtering)

(car engine sputtering)

(car engine sputtering) Just go on!

Just go on!

Fuck!

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. (demon screaming) Oh god!

(demon screaming) Oh god!

(demon screaming) Oh god! (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon growling)

(Michael panting)

(Michael yelling)

(Michael yelling) (flesh gurgling) (bones cracking)

(flesh gurgling) (bones cracking)

(flesh gurgling) (bones cracking) (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Josh] Okay, I got it.

- [Josh] Okay, I got it.

- [Josh] Okay, I got it. - Ooh.

- Ooh.

- Ooh. - Come on.

- Come on.

(footsteps thudding)

- Yeah I think the coast is clear,

- Yeah I think the coast is clear, we'll find our way out,

we'll find our way out,

we'll find our way out, but we've got to keep as quiet as possible.

but we've got to keep as quiet as possible.

but we've got to keep as quiet as possible. - [Josh] What about Michael?

- [Josh] What about Michael?

- [Josh] What about Michael? - [Mary] Oh, he's already at the car.

- [Mary] Oh, he's already at the car.

- [Mary] Oh, he's already at the car. - He would've had the car started if he was at the car.

- He would've had the car started if he was at the car.

- He would've had the car started if he was at the car. (Julia whimpering)

(Julia whimpering)

(Julia whimpering) Hey we've gotta keep,

Hey we've gotta keep,

Hey we've gotta keep, Julia's getting worse, you guys, we gotta go.

Julia's getting worse, you guys, we gotta go.

Julia's getting worse, you guys, we gotta go. - [Mary] I know, I'm sorry.

- [Mary] I know, I'm sorry.

- [Mary] I know, I'm sorry. I think it's this way.

I think it's this way.

I think it's this way. - [Josh] I think we came from that way though.

- [Josh] I think we came from that way though.

- [Josh] I think we came from that way though. - [Julia] I can't remember.

- [Julia] I can't remember.

- [Julia] I can't remember. - [Josh] Maybe down here.

- [Josh] Maybe down here.

- [Josh] Maybe down here. - [Mary] It's definitely going in--

- [Mary] It's definitely going in--

- [Mary] It's definitely going in-- (Julia whimpers) - Hey, come on.

(Julia whimpers) - Hey, come on.

(Julia whimpers) - Hey, come on. (footsteps thudding) (bat chirping)

(footsteps thudding) (bat chirping)

(footsteps thudding) (bat chirping) - [Mary] We've got to stay quiet.

- [Mary] We've got to stay quiet.

- [Mary] We've got to stay quiet. - [Josh] Shh, shh, shh.

- [Josh] Shh, shh, shh.

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) - It could be anywhere right now, seriously.

- It could be anywhere right now, seriously.

- It could be anywhere right now, seriously. Keep an eye out.

Keep an eye out.

- [Mary] Which, what way?

- [Mary] Which, what way? - [Josh] Over here.

- [Josh] Over here.

- [Josh] Over here. (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

- [Josh] Watch your step.

- [Josh] Watch your step. You okay?

You okay?

You okay? - [Mary] You okay Julia?

- [Mary] You okay Julia?

- [Mary] You okay Julia? - [Josh] Come on.

- [Josh] Come on.

- [Josh] Come on. What, what's going on? - Are you okay?

What, what's going on? - Are you okay?

What, what's going on? - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- Yeah, I'm fine.

As it was that thing.

As it was that thing. - [Josh] What?

- [Josh] What?

- [Josh] What? - From the book.

- From the book.

- From the book. - From, what are you talking about, what thing?

- From, what are you talking about, what thing?

- From, what are you talking about, what thing? - That thing from the children's book.

- That thing from the children's book.

- That thing from the children's book. - [Josh] What, seriously?

- [Josh] What, seriously?

- [Josh] What, seriously? - Yes.

- Yes.

Here.

(demon roaring) - What the fuck.

(demon roaring) - What the fuck. - Guys, we really should not be standing still.

- Guys, we really should not be standing still.

- Guys, we really should not be standing still. - Yeah, we gotta go.

- Yeah, we gotta go.

- Yeah, we gotta go. - Josh come on, we need to help her.

- Josh come on, we need to help her.

- Josh come on, we need to help her. - Bro.

- Bro.

- [Mary] Josh, can you help with it, please?

- [Mary] Josh, can you help with it, please? - [Josh] I'm trying, we gotta move as fast as we can.

- [Josh] I'm trying, we gotta move as fast as we can.

- [Josh] I'm trying, we gotta move as fast as we can. Watch out. - We've got

Watch out. - We've got

Watch out. - We've got to turn right now, okay?

to turn right now, okay?

- [Josh] This is not, are you sure?

- [Josh] This is not, are you sure? What?

What?

What? - [Mary] This is where we went through it.

- [Mary] This is where we went through it.

- [Mary] This is where we went through it. - No, we haven't been here, this is,

- No, we haven't been here, this is,

- No, we haven't been here, this is, everything looks so different.

everything looks so different.

everything looks so different. - [Mary] This wasn't here before.

- [Mary] This wasn't here before.

- [Mary] This wasn't here before. - The room keeps changing its shape.

- The room keeps changing its shape.

- The room keeps changing its shape. - That's not, that's not even possible.

- That's not, that's not even possible.

- That's not, that's not even possible. This is a dead end, where are we?

This is a dead end, where are we?

This is a dead end, where are we? What the fuck? - Stop talking.

What the fuck? - Stop talking.

What the fuck? - Stop talking. (person screaming)

(person screaming)

(person screaming) - What? - Shh.

- What? - Shh.

- What? - Shh. (child speaking foreign language)

(child speaking foreign language)

(Julia and Mary screaming)

(Julia and Mary screaming) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon growling)

- [Josh] Hey I remember, I remember this hallway, yeah.

- [Josh] Hey I remember, I remember this hallway, yeah. - This is the way, this is the way out.

- This is the way, this is the way out.

- This is the way, this is the way out. - Guys I, I can't keep going.

- Guys I, I can't keep going.

- Guys I, I can't keep going. - [Mary] Julia!

- [Mary] Julia!

- [Mary] Julia! Josh, she feels really warm.

Josh, she feels really warm.

Josh, she feels really warm. - Mama?

- Mama?

- Mama? Why are you looking like this?

Why are you looking like this?

Why are you looking like this? (demon laughing)

(demon laughing)

(demon laughing) - Hey, we have to get out of here fast.

- Hey, we have to get out of here fast.

- Hey, we have to get out of here fast. (Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) Oh! - Julia!

Oh! - Julia!

- Oh shit!

- Oh shit! - We've got to get her out!

- We've got to get her out!

- We've got to get her out! (Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

- [Josh] She's gone now.

- [Josh] She's gone now. (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (Michael coughing)

(Michael coughing)

(demon groaning)

(Michael grunting)

- [Michael] Oh great.

(demon roaring)

(man yelling)

(man screaming)

(man screaming) (demon laughing)

(demon laughing)

(demon laughing) (child laughing)

(child laughing)

(child laughing) - [Michael] What is going on?

- [Michael] What is going on?

- [Demon] Michael.

- [Demon] Michael. (gun firing)

(gun firing)

- [Josh] Oh shit.

- [Michael] Hey asshole!

- [Michael] Hey asshole! (gun firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) (gun firing)

(gun firing)

- [Michael] Oh god.

Hey!

Hey! (demon groaning)

(demon groaning)

(demon groaning) Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. (gun firing)

(gun firing)

- [Josh] Michael!

Dude just shot and killed him!

Dude you told me that thing was empty with blanks.

Dude you told me that thing was empty with blanks. - Well you know what, it came in handy after all.

- Well you know what, it came in handy after all.

- Well you know what, it came in handy after all. - What even is it, it's not human.

- What even is it, it's not human.

- And that stench.

Well man, we gotta get out of here.

Well man, we gotta get out of here. We gotta go, where's Julia?

We gotta go, where's Julia?

We gotta go, where's Julia? - He took her.

- He took her.

- He took her. - What do you mean, took her?

- What do you mean, took her?

- What do you mean, took her? - Dude, never mind, let's just find Julia

- Dude, never mind, let's just find Julia

- Dude, never mind, let's just find Julia and get the hell out of here, man.

and get the hell out of here, man.

and get the hell out of here, man. - No, no, we just have to get out of here.

- No, no, we just have to get out of here.

- No, no, we just have to get out of here. Oh, and pro tip, the car doesn't start anymore.

Oh, and pro tip, the car doesn't start anymore.

Oh, and pro tip, the car doesn't start anymore. So here's your choice,

So here's your choice,

So here's your choice, you're gonna stay here, look for Julia, and die,

you're gonna stay here, look for Julia, and die,

you're gonna stay here, look for Julia, and die, or you're gonna come with me and live.

or you're gonna come with me and live.

or you're gonna come with me and live. So tell me, what's it gonna be?

So tell me, what's it gonna be?

So tell me, what's it gonna be? - Michael, we're not leaving without Julia.

- Michael, we're not leaving without Julia.

- Michael, we're not leaving without Julia. - All right, then stay here and die.

- All right, then stay here and die.

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) - [Josh] God damn it, no!

- [Josh] God damn it, no!

- [Josh] God damn it, no! (bones crackling)

(bones crackling)

(bones crackling) Michael!

Michael!

Michael! (children laughing)

(children laughing)

(children laughing) (blood spurting)

(blood spurting)

(blood spurting) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch! - [Mary] Josh, let's go!

- [Mary] Josh, let's go!

- [Mary] Josh, let's go! - [Josh] Go, let him go, Mary!

- [Josh] Go, let him go, Mary!

God damn it, it fucking killed Michael, man.

God damn it, it fucking killed Michael, man. - [Mary] Come on!

- [Mary] Come on!

- [Josh] Where are we going?

- [Josh] Where are we going? - [Mary] Just keep going, just keep going straight.

- [Mary] Just keep going, just keep going straight.

- [Mary] Just keep going, just keep going straight. Watch out.

Watch out.

(demon roaring)

- [Josh] Wait, wait, wait, wait, come on.

- [Josh] Wait, wait, wait, wait, come on. - [Mary] No Josh, come on, we have to get out of here.

- [Mary] No Josh, come on, we have to get out of here.

- [Mary] No Josh, come on, we have to get out of here. - Come on with me and trust me.

- Come on with me and trust me.

- Come on with me and trust me. - [Mary] Oh please.

- [Mary] Oh please.

- [Mary] Oh please. I really do not want to be here any longer.

I really do not want to be here any longer.

I really do not want to be here any longer. - [Josh] Sit down, just chill out.

- [Josh] Sit down, just chill out.

- [Josh] Sit down, just chill out. Dave, you too, just be, just be quiet.

Dave, you too, just be, just be quiet.

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) I think we're safe, I think we'll be fine in here

I think we're safe, I think we'll be fine in here

I think we're safe, I think we'll be fine in here if we just stay quiet and calm.

if we just stay quiet and calm.

if we just stay quiet and calm. - He ripped off his head.

- He ripped off his head.

- He ripped off his head. - I know, but don't worry about it right now.

- I know, but don't worry about it right now.

- I know, but don't worry about it right now. There's nothing we--

There's nothing we--

There's nothing we-- - Michael's dead.

- Michael's dead.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - Julia's also probably dead.

- Julia's also probably dead.

We're going to die here. - No we're not.

We're going to die here. - No we're not. I'm gonna get us out of here, I promise.

I'm gonna get us out of here, I promise.

I'm gonna get us out of here, I promise. We good.

We good.

(demon speaking foreign language)

- It's all true.

(Julia crying)

(Julia crying) That was Julia!

That was Julia!

That was Julia! - What, wait, what, hold on.

- What, wait, what, hold on.

- What, wait, what, hold on. Hey, it came from that way, wait.

Hey, it came from that way, wait.

(Julia whimpering)

(Julia whimpering) - Oh no, please no!

- Oh no, please no!

Help!

(demonic music)

(demon roaring)

(Julia screaming) (demon roaring)

(demon growling) (Julia screaming)

(gun firing)

(Julia screaming)

(Julia screaming) (flesh gurgling)

(flesh gurgling)

(flesh gurgling) - [Josh] I'm so, I'm sorry.

- [Josh] I'm so, I'm sorry.

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (demon growling)

(demon growling)

(flesh gurgling)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) - [Mary] Where is this door coming from?

- [Mary] Where is this door coming from?

- [Mary] Where is this door coming from? We just came from here!

We just came from here!

We just came from here! - [Josh] We gotta get out of here, come on.

- [Josh] We gotta get out of here, come on.

- [Josh] We gotta get out of here, come on. - [Mary] This way!

- [Mary] This way!

- [Mary] This way! - A tunnel? (demon roaring)

- A tunnel? (demon roaring)

- A tunnel? (demon roaring) Where does it go?

Where does it go?

Where does it go? - Let's just hope out.

- Let's just hope out.

- Let's just hope out. - [Josh] Oh shit.

- [Josh] Oh shit.

God damn-- - Ow!

(Josh coughing)

(Josh coughing) - Josh come on! - I'm going!

- Josh come on! - I'm going!

- Josh come on! - I'm going! (demon growling) Oh shit, come on.

(demon growling) Oh shit, come on.

(demon growling) Oh shit, come on. - What the-- - What is this?

- What the-- - What is this?

- What the-- - What is this? - [Mary] Josh don't touch it!

- [Mary] Josh don't touch it!

- [Mary] Josh don't touch it! (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

- [Josh] We should not go that way.

- [Josh] We should not go that way. - Dave, watch out!

- Dave, watch out!

- Dave, watch out! (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

- [Josh] Come on, we gotta hurry up, though, seriously.

- [Josh] Come on, we gotta hurry up, though, seriously. (man yelling)

(man yelling)

(man yelling) (doors slamming) - Fuck, Mary, oh my god,

(doors slamming) - Fuck, Mary, oh my god,

(doors slamming) - Fuck, Mary, oh my god, oh my god.

oh my god.

Shit, dude, drop the camera and help me open this shit.

(Josh grunting)

(Josh grunting) God damn it.

God damn it.

God damn it. (camera beeping)

(camera beeping)

(camera beeping) (man speaking foreign language)

(man speaking foreign language)

(clock ticking)

(children singing in foreign language)

(siren ringing)

(demon growling)

(door slamming)

(door slamming) (man speaking foreign language)

(man speaking foreign language)

(man speaking foreign language) (children laughing)

(children laughing)

(children laughing) (Mary gasping)

(Mary gasping)

- [Mary] Where am I?

Hello?

Hello? (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) (Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) (demon laughing)

(demon laughing)

(Mary screaming) (man screaming)

(bones crackling)

- [Josh] Mary, Mary!

- [Josh] Mary, Mary! - [Mary] Hello?

- [Mary] Hello?

- [Mary] Hello? - [Josh] What the, dude, that was downstairs.

- [Josh] What the, dude, that was downstairs.

- [Josh] What the, dude, that was downstairs. Dude, come on, let's go!

Dude, come on, let's go!

Dude, come on, let's go! (Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) Mary!

Mary!

This way.

- [Mary] Josh, there you are!

- [Mary] Josh, there you are! - Thank god you're okay.

- Thank god you're okay.

- Thank god you're okay. - I can't do this anymore, they're all dead.

- I can't do this anymore, they're all dead.

- I can't do this anymore, they're all dead. - No, no.

- No, no.

Hey, listen, I'm gonna get us the fuck out of here

but we have to go now, right now, come on.

but we have to go now, right now, come on. - Okay. - Dave, let's go.

- Okay. - Dave, let's go.

- [Mary] Josh, hurry up.

- [Mary] Josh, hurry up. - I'm going. - Come on!

- I'm going. - Come on!

- I'm going. - Come on! (children laughing) This way!

(children laughing) This way!

(children laughing) This way! - What, why, why, why?

- What, why, why, why?

- What, why, why, why? - [Mary] It's the teddy.

- [Mary] It's the teddy.

- [Mary] It's the teddy. - [Josh] What teddy, what are you talking about?

- [Josh] What teddy, what are you talking about?

- [Josh] What teddy, what are you talking about? (child laughing) - The teddy!

(child laughing) - The teddy!

(child laughing) - The teddy! From, from the notebook!

From, from the notebook!

- [Josh] What?

- [Josh] What? - [Mary] Trust me, okay?

- [Mary] Trust me, okay?

- [Mary] Trust me, okay? (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) - Hey, come on. (Mary screaming)

- Hey, come on. (Mary screaming)

- Hey, come on. (Mary screaming) Hi, hi, hi, all right, come on.

Hi, hi, hi, all right, come on.

Get down, get down, Dave get down.

Get down, get down, Dave get down. (demon roaring) - Lights off.

(demon roaring) - Lights off.

(demon roaring)

(men shouting in foreign language)

(demon roaring)

(people screaming)

(demon roaring)

(men shouting in foreign language)

(woman screaming)

(demon roaring)

(men shouting in foreign language)

(men shouting in foreign language) (guns firing)

(guns firing)

- [Josh] He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone.

- [Josh] He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. - Now's our chance.

- Now's our chance.

- Now's our chance. - Okay, come on, let's go.

- Okay, come on, let's go.

(demon growling)

We made it!

Oh my god, shit!

(gun firing)

Time to die!

Time to die! (Josh screaming)

(Josh screaming)

(Josh screaming) (demon roaring)

(demon roaring)

(demon roaring) (Josh gagging)

(Josh gagging)

- [Dave] No, no, no, no, no!

(Mary screaming)

(Mary screaming) - [Mary] It's all true!

- [Mary] It's all true!

(child laughing)

(demon roaring)

(eerie electronic music)

(moving to upbeat rap music)

♪ Took a right turn ♪

♪ Took a right turn ♪ ♪ Down the wrong street ♪

♪ Down the wrong street ♪

♪ Down the wrong street ♪ ♪ Me and them, but I felt like it was all me ♪

♪ Me and them, but I felt like it was all me ♪

♪ Me and them, but I felt like it was all me ♪ ♪ Lights dim ♪

♪ Lights dim ♪

♪ Lights dim ♪ ♪ Got me starin' down a long street ♪

♪ Got me starin' down a long street ♪

♪ Got me starin' down a long street ♪ ♪ No bars, but I feel like they could call me ♪

♪ No bars, but I feel like they could call me ♪

♪ No bars, but I feel like they could call me ♪ ♪ I took a step to the left just to clear the way ♪

♪ I took a step to the left just to clear the way ♪

♪ I took a step to the left just to clear the way ♪ ♪ Couple breaths on my chest for the night and day ♪

♪ Couple breaths on my chest for the night and day ♪

♪ Couple breaths on my chest for the night and day ♪ ♪ Turn around and errybody was so far away ♪

♪ Turn around and errybody was so far away ♪

♪ Turn around and errybody was so far away ♪ ♪ I seen a dude but he ain't had nothin' nice to say ♪

♪ I seen a dude but he ain't had nothin' nice to say ♪

♪ I seen a dude but he ain't had nothin' nice to say ♪ ♪ Where you at, what you doin' ♪

♪ Where you at, what you doin' ♪

♪ Where you at, what you doin' ♪ ♪ What you want from me ♪

♪ What you want from me ♪

♪ What you want from me ♪ ♪ I figured out he used to live right down the block from me ♪

♪ I figured out he used to live right down the block from me ♪

♪ I figured out he used to live right down the block from me ♪ ♪ I reach into my pocket thinkin' that I lost my keys ♪

♪ I reach into my pocket thinkin' that I lost my keys ♪

♪ I reach into my pocket thinkin' that I lost my keys ♪ ♪ He grabbed my by the neck and told me ♪

♪ He grabbed my by the neck and told me ♪

♪ He grabbed my by the neck and told me ♪ ♪ Ho, you best not start with me ♪

♪ Ho, you best not start with me ♪

♪ Ho, you best not start with me ♪ ♪ So I paused, said man I ain't startin' this ♪

♪ So I paused, said man I ain't startin' this ♪

♪ So I paused, said man I ain't startin' this ♪ ♪ I pushed him back, tried to hit me but he swung and missed ♪

♪ I pushed him back, tried to hit me but he swung and missed ♪

♪ I pushed him back, tried to hit me but he swung and missed ♪ ♪ Caught the corner, someone came and hit him with a brick ♪

♪ Caught the corner, someone came and hit him with a brick ♪

♪ Caught the corner, someone came and hit him with a brick ♪ ♪ They said that I was next ♪

♪ They said that I was next ♪

♪ They said that I was next ♪ ♪ So I quickly grabbed my phone and dipped ♪

♪ So I quickly grabbed my phone and dipped ♪

(demon roaring)

(camera glitching)