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You honestly think that Halloween is the greatest horror movie of all time

Well yeah

How can you say that

How can you not say that Halloween food

Overrated movie I've ever seen in my life

Can you even name one better

Yeah I mean Halloween

Is no Dawn of the Dead my friend

It's not even Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Holy Grail of the horror genre but that is

Bulshit

Oh really

Yeah really

It isn't even got boring it how can it be a great war movie if it doesn't have Gore

And that's one of the reasons I like part too much much better

Well you

And you

You going to watch it for man people don't watch horror movies for the witty dialogue

If you say so I happen to like a little bit of character development

And Michael Myers is got a lot of that right

I mean come on bro you seem Death Proof

So weird all that dialogue get Tarantino

Oh come on now Tommy Death Proof

With highly underrated

Alright

He's got a few good parts here and there

But what's in between all that

Howling ripoff

How we finish telling me about ripping somebody off

Ever heard black Christmas

That chick from party if I was in it right

The one with the funny sound

First of all there is

Nothing wrong with Lacey's voice

And secondly no dumbass

That was the Remake not the original from 1974

There's original in the seventies I didn't even know that

So bad not a lot of people do only

The truly Great Horror

But yeah there was a movie from 1974 called Black Christmas

Made by Bob Clark and

Looking great

And yes before you ask it's

The same ballpark who made a Christmas story

I know I was really shocked to

Anyway back to my point

So

John Carpenter

He's a huge fan of black

Ask Bob Clark one

So if you were ever going to make a sequel to Black Christmas what would it be

And Bob's like

Well if I ever made this movie it would be the killers in The Mentalist

Definition for a few months

May breaks out and goes back to the same house next year on

Halloween

Right

Sewing box

Four years after black Christmas

How comes Halloween

And it's pretty much the same damn movie that Bob told John

You gotta be shittin me

You not my friend it's even got the the whole first person point of view

Killer shot was he that was in Black Chris

But sadly has me lost souls never even heard of black Christmas

The usually the same people

Who say that Halloween was

The most Innovative horror movie of all time

All right man you win

I'm going to go get the shower

You can make yourself at home

Are we doing

I know

Play Jesse management Waters from the lake here man how long you going to be

Jesse made how long you going to be I got to go

Did I can just go outside you know how your neighbors are

Motherfuker

Alright ready now motherfuker

Jesse open the door man

Open the door

Just going to piss like a racehorse

Thank you

Play Havoc

Keegan of cannibal Kitchen in your life make

sure you running over to Zombies Run that neck

The lineup for you

I love it

Make sure you run out and pick up calama kitchen decor lovers cookbook

And that way I can be with you wherever you're going

Until next big guys take care

Are you ready

Realised by

4

3

Broadcast

Okay I'm being told that we're going to go to a video

I'm Sheriff Rollins

Previously recorded

Of an apparent double murder from this morning

Let's go that video now

Are we rolling

Molokai

Yes

Some people has hard

They have Briana double murder

We have responded to the scene and we have taken care of

LeBron

Nobody worried about what's happening

Down toward this way we've got this under control there's no

Outside investigation

Grundy County Police

Has got this situation under complete control

This might have been

Double suicide that looks like it stays

doesn't murder we do not know what this time

We drove up in his driveway

Check out this double murder

I know that it's nothing serious

Because

These kids nowadays

Weather horror movies

There are games

Bar Harbor

They're hard

Podcast that they listen to

Every Sunday night

They're going to do crazy things like this folks

80-84

Or 85

The mayor

You shut your damn mouth I'm in a middle of a Down

News anchor

Podcast

Airview

We've got this situation

Totally

Anchored row

Now

Tonight

The football game will commands

School called off

No matter what's going on

Grundy County Fire still going on

Everybody come out to the fire

Have a good time

Spain Germany support your Athletic Club

A Mite sure

That you're there to support

Our number one quarterback

Of all time

Walker

This boy like I really I really cannot explain

How much

The Skywalkers

Like I want some him

Do a fake

Hunt

And run

For a hundred

Yards

I seen him do it

Now I understand

Set timer

Double murders

Thalia Redwood

Like I said 4 in the morning

Schools let out

No matter

What goes on the rest of the day

Homecoming activities are still on

The football game still on

For all the

High schoolers to attend

But why they can have

Fond memories of this

Record-breaking night because

Like I said

Skywalker

The best thing to ever happen

Bugatti County

It's going to do it up

Just right tonight

Enjoy the homecoming festivities

Because

Mrs. Grundy time

Friday football time

Rocket like it

That's all I got to say

That's really all I got to say

No more play Snow

We apologize

The languages that are Sheriff

Diffuser has to be something wrong with the

The center button it's got to be jam

They're just none of us can just believe that this is going on

Today of all days

Ardelia celebrate

Wescott Walker is supposed to lead us to Victory

But to sum things up

School's Out

The game still going on and all the other activities along with it

So from all of us here at Grundy TV

Go Grande

And that motherfuker

Host

A party

The day after a double murder

Is he never happy with all the attention again

What's wrong with him

Hell man what's wrong with this whole town no

cancel school but they still have a football game

School pride

But pardon me for having a lack of school pride in a mascot

The Yellow Jack

Besides

We all know why you don't like him

And it's not because his party

Chelsea Gray

The way I hate you

Perseverate

El maybe even hundreds of

I hope the fact is translating Skyline his last

name is Walker is pretty high up on my list

I tell you I got his parents knew what they were

Just like he knows

What are you doing holding this goddamn Park

Especially

After double murder

And

And the fact that he's dating Grace picture

Do

Why don't you just kill a pink elephant the room with you too

Tell her how you feel

I mean she already knows it anyway she just needed to confirm it

Then you should have like a date set up a few weeks ago what happened with us

Thought you said you don't want to talk about

it and now you're saying it never happened

Maybe it's my fault

For never easy

But she told me she had a truck

But you had at rocks and leak

Come to the party anyway I mean

Arthur Styles going to piss her off anyway and

she's going to have someone's shoulder to cry on

I can be your shelter

I don't want to

+ 3

Do you not going to go

Xavier

Maybe she has a thing

Four guys with overly dramatic name

Come on man

You're my friend and because that she's not even on my radar

You can dig you got him Stevie Johnson to

I know you like

At least go to the party

I mean you know Scott is going to have other women there

Cuz you know he'll hit on anything without a third legs and some with

Like what

Other things

I'm in I'm out

I'm going to be a little late cuz I don't want to

show up about same time prisoner gets her pacemaker

I might make a surprise Cameo later

Much later though

Russian ski

Take awhile for a minute to get down there

Well as you know there's only one way to really get

through town the fast way and right now along I-20

For there's a circus a few towns up and show

Buster balls but I'm sorry I'm not doing that

Thanks down there are bit backward and is easy to get

all turnip around when you're trying to find things

Interstate found the wrong side

It's so bad and I-24 is blocked

And guys are having to try to find a little way around

it it'll be a couple hours before they get there

So just hanging turbus Starsky

Estrada lay low until backup arrives I don't like the way it's looking where sound

Just tell him to get here when they can man I've waited enough I can't wait anymore

Thanks for worrying me a little bit too much time

here man just to be honest with you so I want to take

Check it out

And I'll get back with you thanks just seem to be adding up a little too well but

I'll call back when I can

Jasmine

Baby

Almost dark the party's almost getting started and I

will be damned if I'm going to let you make me miss a sky

Look your gender want to equal rights now you live with the

consequences of shut the hell up I'm going to tell everybody

Sorry than only can't fix your own car

But you're hung in a way that Rivals a field mouse

You would

I would

ShopRite remember

News yesterday

Sexy embarrassing

I don't think you know how lucky you are maybe anyone

Any woman that would want the Lucas

You aren't that small

Moron

Lucas

You pouting

Hey I think I got to go ahead and try to give us a

Biggest lun

Yes I'm in the building girls screaming their reaction got there

Countdown for Close Encounters

Call me Mister Fantastic party in my crib like we still can

Club got your girl naked sloppy drunk in the

bathtub and I'm sippin on the purple smoke

Endo cream and CC Soldier sipping that's a bottle

Smoking on that crazy

Run up in the club don't you forget everybody's lady

take them to the crib word apart is jumping strong

When the lies damn damn girl that's when it's going on Got That Booty Bounce

I wish I could fast when it on over let me see what

you got in that talkin about your money girl I'm talk

Angel jeans big old booty baby bounce it on Big E

Crazy.

We are now taking you to a pre-recorded video

Sheriff Rollins

Play that the game where granny is

Thrashing Marianne

What is jamming this is an update on everything that's happened in this day

Skywalker may break

The Tennessee record as we speak right now he is

It's already rushed

Past

432 yards he only likes

8 yards to break the Tennessee State

Record

So

We are staying here anxiously

Whiten

For that to happen

And of course

To make sure that all your worries are taken away

About the events of the day

We will be

At the Grundy County State Fair all night to make sure that y'all are safe

To make sure your kids are riding the Tilt-A-Whirl

To make sure your kids are riding the scrambler

To make sure your kids are riding the Gravitron

Make sure your kids around the Cannabis loop-d-loop Flip Flip Flip Flip

To make sure your kids were riding the caterpillar

To make sure your kids around the boat ride

Where's no worries in your mind

There's nothing to be worried about

Up days events

This morning

We have come to find out

That

Them to Owasso

Hardcore in the horror movies

That's a stage

Double

Suicide that is from the Grundy County forensic

Analyst

So there's nothing to worry about

Them two freaks

Was worried about

Horror movies

All their lives

So don't worry

Come out to the homecoming

Fire

And enjoy

Everything this county has to offer

Because

Grandy Grandy Grandy

Stan's

4

Rocking

Rocking

Rocking

Wooden.

Where once again sorry for the language

I've no cause for alarm

Please join us in Reading fire team

Once again

Signing off

There's a killer on the loose

Somewhere

They want me to go report on it in football game

Assholes

Life is great

Ben Skywalker man man

I can get anything I want dude

See those ladies over there

Nope it seems that you're bitching over as well but

I can get any piece of ass over there that I want

Why

Cuz I'm the Great

Sky

Walker

Oh and don't worry I'm

Lider bit to you

No offense man it's alright

Thank you for not wanting

Vino

Grace is like my safety-net man

Even if she did expect something

I bet you'd be too afraid to say anything about

Because she being fear and fear the idea that I

The great Skywalker

Would kick her ass to the Curve

He had a hundred percent

She's just a side project anyway it's like

Is Black Rob Thomas

Matchbox Twenty

I'ma Rob Thomas

Is she just a band that I talk to phone to every

once in awhile when I feel like it you know

You know

Matchbox 20

Nothing

Nothing

Without Rob Thomas

And she's nothing without me

I made her

Who was she before me

Nobody

You know what

I am starting quarterback

Everyone

Everybody

It's better in association with me

Even you

Just stop

Picture man but

But since you are my sidekick

You matter dude

You mad

How old are you

And who else would have the balls to throw a party

The knot after a mother

Skywalker motherfuking Waukee is right

Beyond just begging a motherfuking to come in here and try to kill me

I'm right here bro Bring It On

Johnny Cage all over there

The back to Gracie

You know she is lucky

Even to

Looks

At her

You do understand quarterback

300 passing yards 100 rushing yards

Touchdown-interception

But only you can make that work

Pac-Man

Dude stop

We don't talk about it

You

Wait for this way for this way for this

Discipline

Are you going to tell him tonight

I don't know Roxy I mean

I'd hate to break the news to him right after the game I mean

Look at them

He still thinks he's important

Mplus with everything that's already

happened tonight I think it's just a bad time

At the rate he's drinking tonight it's probably

not going to even have an effect on him

At the rate he's going I'll be surprised if he can

walk later and he doesn't care about anything or anyone

Anyone but himself and football

Yeah but if you ask me this should have happened a long

time ago I know I cannot believe how dumb he thinks

Siam

Last week when I was installing the security cameras for the student body

Play the sneak off into the Janitor's Closet

with little Miss Herbie's Heather Vermont

The only reason why I waited so long to can them was

because I was gone on that school trip to Washington

Arrogant Bastard actually thinks he got away with it

Really

Should have already happened by now and I already

have somebody in mind for you to move on to

You're going to say Xavier

How'd you know

Well

He is cute

This is awesome

I don't know how awesome it is

What's

Why what would keep you guys from being together

Stevie Johnson his best friend since like ever

She's had a crush on me since 8th grade

He's a sweet guy but so not my type you know

I want to breed to

Agreed to a date with him out of pity

Yeah and I'm the one who told you to lie to get out of that bright

Yeah

And don't worry

What about Stevie I have something in mind for him

Oh don't even

I just know other girls that will date him keep his mind off of you

I don't know

Come on it'll be fine you'll see

And speak of the devil

Aqueduct

Pokemon enough

But save your apologies okay you don't get to be

the head of the gchs newspaper by listening to them

Ocean for me

Hello dumbass I just got a major scoop Grace is

going dumb sky tonight and going to do it for

Yeah I'm going to post it to YouTube then I'm going to put on my Facebook wall

Tweet about this either way it's night everyone in

school is going to know and isn't get so big for me

Oh yeah I just need you to get your phone and charge it because

there's no way in hell I'm going to be seen on the internet

Anything under 5 megapixel I left the charger at home

I can run

So you can see why it's 100% fine for someone to date

someone even though their friend likes them right

Yeah

What

Roxy's trying to say in

Way too many words

Is

We need to talk later

Really

Is sky going to mind this

Coughing

March stocking DoubleTree

I see you're here at my party

Drinking my beer

And I

Whip out your dick on the table while you're at it

Hold it right there

Don't you talk to my friend that way

Calm down crazy

And this weekend my parents are going so I can do any damn thing I want to

No problem dude

Why are you here

He is here because he is my friend and I invited him

He seems to have a Skywalker complex

Gibbous much man

I don't know what your problem is

You know A wise man once said

That is enough

Gracie man

Are you going to pick it up

I'm not going to fight you if that's what you think sweetheart

You're lucky that tonight and I don't all the nice the night that I

County Yellow Jackets

No know what I want to do if so how much

Bur

Fun challenges you to a game

Honfleur is a game for men

You know what I don't think you have enough hair on your sack to do it

You see that table over there we're going to take shot

100% grade

May God bless his soul is out of town this weekend

Making more money for me so I can be

The winner of that game

Solid shot punch straight

Flat

You know what

My TV

Stupid Scott just let me deal with him

I'll talk to you in a minute

Cinema print

That is the strongest moonshine this side of the state line

If that is so strong I bet if you put that in a bowl

put some meat in it it would eat away to meet by

You know what that story sounds awful familiar

You heard the double call Astoria ladies

You know what

Is your girlfriend going to party shots

Color base one more time

What the Fuck You going to do about it

Beautiful Walker

What was guys guys guys

Let's chill at the house till you get on with the game

That is if you want to Sky

George Scott

Come on man

Don't be like that

Young man I brought some coffee dude

Copec

Cold

Call

James Akeem

Adrian

Adrian

So what's up man

It's official Police business what the hell

Can you give me

This means that if you were concerned citizen you care about your fellow man

You can help me but it is bad to me

Don't mean much around here but where I come from the it means that

you need to help me get to where I'm going I need to get to Skywalker

Skywalker

Walker quarterback football to take care of people need me and nobody else

I got to get to a Skywalker party and appreciate if you hit

Give me a ride you got a cell phone you got

Atman

I'll find my own way

Yeah I understand how you like Snake Eyes everything

but Storm Shadow was way better man snake houses

You know even switch sides like

Sicilian different tie and nobody on either so GI

Joe or the Cobra side had the balls to tell him

But what man

Conversation right now

About Jojo babie

If you don't shut up that's going to be the only thing you're getting into tonight

Come on just one more minute babe okay I promise

Even help with

It's just a bunch of stupid ideas to try and throw someone in for it

Hey babe you know I love my lungs would you least like Cracker window or something

Assholes

So anyway

Like I was saying yeah I wouldn't even want to

Mint Condition cashion figure that you know I mean

Absolutely just know used to it

Play Thundercats what's the who wants to talk about that

I mean you had seizure so scared

In the woods

Chill out

Talk about anything you want to

Fish

I'm leaving

I'll come on what the hell

Seriously

How many series is there is like millions of women

Hungry

Well maybe

CNN

Maybe tape

Buck I don't know

Text Lexi

What the hell man this ain't no damn Halloween party going on

Royce Gracie

I might make a surprise Cameo later much later though

Shame that your ass wish you two gave me a ride now

Is a phone call the police

Stay alive

The only one left at home tonight

It's the Grundy County homecoming Fair

Tonight tonight tonight

After Skywalker leave the Yellowjackets to

Victory come on down and enjoy yourself with the

Local

Get your kids ready for the real world by giving them a chance to shoot for a prize

Before that dadgum Obama takes away our guns

Grundy County homecoming Fair

Tonight tonight

Don't let a silly thing like a murder get you down

County police officers will be down here enjoying the fair

It's the Grundy County homecoming Fair

Tonight tonight

I'm not

Not tonight

Listen to yodeling Joe Bob Bill singing play the guitar

The band harmonica

Blow on The Jug

Call Miz starts right after the game

Enjoy everything from the kissing booth 2 the foot-long corn dogs

All County will be there why not you

20 what

Sabine women

What you doing with that those big hedge clippers

Small dick

I'll be able to feel anything

Holyshit

What dick

Canal motherfuker

It's all over now it's all over now

Bobcat