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[pages riffling]
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[boy crying and sniffling]
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[crying and sniffling continue]
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WOMAN: Mmm.
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Oh, here we go.
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BOY: They broke my invention.
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They... they called me "Big‐head."
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[woman sighs]
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‐ One day that big, beautiful,
womb‐wrecking head of yours
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is going to dream up fantastic things.
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And you're going to change the world.
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[voice echoing]
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‐ Time to change the world.
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By bringing it to its knees!
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Attack!
[lasers firing]
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[grunts]
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[thudding footsteps]
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‐ M‐MODOK?
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‐ And do you know what MODOK stands for?
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‐ Mental Organism Designed Only‐‐
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‐ For Kill‐‐
PILOT: Made it!
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[screams]
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‐ For Killing!
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After my AIM soldiers destroy
the stock exchange and topple the economy,
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I, MODOK, will build
a new technological utopia in my image‐‐
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[grunts]
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Iron Man?
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‐ Cheap shot to the back
of the head, I know. [chuckles]
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I was actually aiming for literally
any other part of your body, but‐‐
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Oh, come on, Mary Berry,
that pie crust was next level flaky!
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‐ You shall pay for‐‐
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Are you binge‐watching
The Great British Bake Off
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in your helmet while we fight?
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‐ No. I'm savoring
The Great British Bake Off.
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Making it last.
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No more than two episodes a day.
Three tops.
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[MODOK grunts]
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‐ A‐ha!
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[Iron Man grunts]
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MODOK:
Ed Kimber wins with his ginger tart!
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‐ Uh‐oh.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
AIM, Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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Pushing the boundaries of science,
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torture, and advanced weaponry.
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At AIM, we do science for science's sake,
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and we're settling for nothing less
than conquering the world.
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MODOK: We got Iron Man's boot!
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[agents cheering]
MAN: Yeah, MODOK!
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‐ We didn't destabilize the world economy,
but Iron Man kicked me so hard
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his boot got wedged in my hoverchair,
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so... victory!
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‐ The assault on New York
was a colossal failure.
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Because of you!
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Stark knew we were coming.
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You tweeted "Current mood:
about to attack Wall Street."
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‐ Okay, I know what this is.
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This is boot envy.
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You're better than that, Monica.
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‐ I came to AIM to work
with the brilliant MODOK,
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who mutated himself through experiments.
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Who once reversed the Earth's gravity,
made people into dinosaurs
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and then dinosaurs into people.
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You were gonna change the world.
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‐ Baby steps, Monica.
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Baby steps.
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Who wants to touch me
while I touch the boot?
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MAN 1: Oh, me.
MAN 2: I wanna touch that!
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MAN 3: Let me touch it, MODOK!
[Monica sighs]
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♪ MODOK ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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‐ Where does he go at night?
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‐ Nobody knows...
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♪ thrilling music playing ♪
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♪
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‐ Ohh! No one took the cans out?
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[grunting]
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Come on!
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Ah, shit.
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‐ And look at that!
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With just a little more effort,
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your socks can be folded
into the shape of a Bavarian pretzel!
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And it only took us ten hours?
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Jesus! Anyway, if you like what you saw,
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check out my book Jodify Your Life and‐‐
‐ Jodie!
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‐ All right, moms‐‐
‐ Your man got boot!
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i‐ "Hasta mom‐yana!"
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[groans] You're at the end
of all my videos.
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Whatever, big news!
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My book made it onto
the self‐published self‐help charts.
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I'm getting approached
for sponsorship deals
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with huge companies.
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Youtube, Google, GRUMBL, GRIMPL, and‐‐
‐ This boot smells like potpourri,
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a fall scent.
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Do you think he changes it
for the seasons?
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‐ You know what?
The smoothie machine's acting up.
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‐ Ugh, again?
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‐ And don't just bang on it
with your fist this time.
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‐ Did Ross‐Dress‐For‐Less over there
just call me a smoothie machine?
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I'm the Super Adaptoid:
a high‐tech robot with an artist's soul.
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I‐‐
[whirring]
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[robotic voice]
Enjoy your Blueberry Blast.
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‐ Ew.
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Too sweet. Oh, I forgot.
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Lou, ven ahorita!
You need to talk to your son.
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‐ Why? I talked to Lou this morning.
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I demanded he bring me toilet paper.
Solid convo.
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‐ Lou, please explain to your father
why we spent all day at the mall
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and you still don't have
a bar mitzvah suit.
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‐ I am looking for something classy,
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but none of the suits had
extra‐long coattails,
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Dracula collars, or sleeves
wide enough to house doves.
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Spoiler alert: I plan to release doves
during my Torah reading.
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‐ Magic? Lou, why can't you just pick
a normal teenage‐boy theme?
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Like sports or tugboats?
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[door opens, slams shut]
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‐ I hate my life!
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‐ Aw, Melissa, what happened at practice?
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‐ Tricia Katzky's new
figure skating costume was egg white,
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which is only two shades away
from my cloud white costume!
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So I catfished her, leaked her DMs,
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and now everyone at school knows
about her "blood disorder."
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And somehow I'm the one
who gets detention?
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‐ Melly, we've talked about this.
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You can't catfish people
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without using a VPN
to disguise your IP address.
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Now listen up, everyone,
Mom's got big news!
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Your mother's about to volunteer
to sleep on the couch
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so I can spend the night
in my marital bed with Iron Man's boot!
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[sighs]
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♪
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AIM ACCOUNTANT:
Eight million on the hoverbikes,
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20 million on the laser cannon,
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30 million for the airships,
and 49.95 for the software
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that lets me put price tags
on video footage.
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‐ That! That last thing. Let's cut that.
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Am I... good businessman?
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‐ We need to talk about the leadership
of this organization.
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‐ How dare you question my‐‐ Wha‐‐ What‐‐
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what the hell is that?
[snarling]
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‐ An experiment. Now it's time you‐‐
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‐ Oh Jesus, it just pissed out of
what I thought was its mouth.
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‐ It's fine! But AIM is not.
Because you have failed to‐‐
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‐ Okay, it just scratched "kill me"
into the linoleum.
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‐ I said it's fine!
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It's time you stepped down
and let me run AIM.
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‐ Ah, yeah. About that.
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Uh, if these numbers are correct,
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soon there won't be any AIM to run at all.
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‐ What?
‐ We're completely out of cash.
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Even accounting for sales of weapons,
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stolen Vibranium,
and bootleg Avengers toys.
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‐ Some kids prefer Spooderman.
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‐ Even so, we're bankrupt.
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‐ Impossible!
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You are hereby relieved
of your status as CPA Supreme,
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and as a living person!
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‐ Remember, I still need to do
your personal taxes.
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[grunts]
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‐ I'm sorry, I... I thought
this coffee was for everyone.
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MODOK: I have a very simple plan
to save AIM.
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We're going to rob Fort Knox by opening
an Einstein‐Rosen bridge into the‐‐
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[machine powers off]
What the hell?
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‐ We, uh, couldn't pay the power bill.
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‐ This slight against us
must be properly avenged!
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Okay, Fort Knox is still on, but first
we make the power company pay
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for trying to make us pay‐‐
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What? Ugh! Damn marker!
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...our forces, the salt, will strike back
at Expo Markers Incorporated
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so we can return to getting back
at the power company
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and then rob Fort Knox.
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‐ What was represented
by the Tapatio bottle again?
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‐ Nothing. It's for my burrito.
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‐ Moron!
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You've bankrupted this organization.
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AIM is finished.
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[AIM agents muttering]
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‐ Don't worry. MODOK will fix this.
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MODOK will save you all.
[helicopters whirring]
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We're under attack. Die for me!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[helicopter door opens]
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‐ Oh man!
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Did my Ambien never wear off
'cause I feel like I'm dreaming.
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Me, meeting MODOK.
Bring it in for a hug, Mo'Money.
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‐ Ugh, no area's more sacred
than MODOK's personal space.
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Prepare to suck saw!
[saw whirring]
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‐ I love it. Love it.
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I'm Austin Van Der Sleet.
I work for GRUMBL.
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‐ The tech company?
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‐ We heard you need funding.
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‐ Why would‐‐ would you think that?
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‐ Because of your GRUMBL searches.
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"How to save company from bankruptcy,"
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"My empire's crumbling,"
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"Oh God, Oh God,"
and "Coolest ways to commit suicide."
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‐ We share a family computer,
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it was probably
my son's empire that was crumbling.
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‐ GRUMBL's so impressed
with your brilliant mind
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that they want to buy
a controlling stake in AIM
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so it can continue to exist!
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[agents cheering]
‐ Absolutely not!
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‐ What?
‐ MODOK is his own master!
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MODOK bows to no one!
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Except for Murray Goldfarb
the Schnitzel King,
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whose heavenly schnitzel
served at affordable prices
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brings MODOK to his knees!
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‐ If we're not taking this money,
where are we gonna work?
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MODOK: All right.
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We need big ideas to save AIM.
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You guys are my brain trust.
What've you got for me?
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‐ Blood car!
‐ What's that?
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‐ It's a car that runs on blood.
‐ Terrible! What else?
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‐ Oh, oh! We watch Wolf of Wall Street
and do what the Wolf does!
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‐ I said stop pitching that! What else?
‐ Your, uh, toilet's broken.
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‐ Hmm. I like it... I don't understand it,
but I like it.
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‐ I still don't have a bar mitzvah suit.
I'm lookin' for the right fabric.
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Do you mind if I have a feel real quick?
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‐ Not at all, Son of MODOK!
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‐ Lou, stop fondling my brain trust!
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‐ Dad, one of your dumbasses
spilled acid all over my boyfriend.
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‐ Come on, guys, acid is expensive!
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‐ MODOK, can I talk to you for a minute?
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I was listening at the door
and, just my two cents but,
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maybe it's time to let AIM go.
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‐ Never! MODOK doesn't give up.
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Flailerg isn't even in my vocabulary.
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‐ Were you trying to say "failure"?
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‐ Yes, I literally deleted it
from my memory banks.
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‐ You don't have to worry,
I'm making enough to support us.
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Maybe it's my turn to take the reins.
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‐ AIM is MODOK! MODOK is AIM!
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Without it, I...
I wouldn't even know who I am.
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‐ Wow. If that's true,
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I think we need to have
a very serious conversation
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about what that means for us.
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[doorbell rings]
‐ Oh, I'll get it!
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I hope it's the cool mailman.
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Austin? I should vaporize you for yo‐‐
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‐ Aww, you vape? Dope.
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You know, I was just
in the neighborhood and‐‐
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Aw, forget it.
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You're not the kind of guy
that likes to be wined and dined
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at exclusive,
six‐Michelin star restaurants.
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00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,031
You probably got lots of cool stuff
going on here that you'd hate to leave...
246
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,907
LOU:
Jewish king coming through!
247
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,275
Hup‐hup‐hup‐hup‐‐
248
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,781
‐ Now the other toilet's broken!
249
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,452
‐ Fine, let's go, but I'm not selling
my company.
250
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,199
And I'm not spitting out this gum.
251
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,084
I just put it in, and it's got
another 45 minutes.
252
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,461
It shall share my mouth
with the appetizers!
253
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,264
‐ Look, the last thing I want to do
is talk about GRUMBL,
254
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,926
but you see, GRUMBL never intended
to offend you.
255
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,256
[eating noisily]
256
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,550
[crowd cheering]
GRUMBL thinks you're a genius.
257
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,064
Your tech's beyond anything
being done at Apple, Google,
258
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,428
even ITT Tech,
259
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,694
and those guys are getting
the skills they need
260
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,766
to advance in today's marketplace!
261
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,322
Best of all, GRUMBL wants
to be extremely hands‐off.
262
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,857
Easy. Let me.
263
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,989
And let you kill
all the Iron Mans you want,
264
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,908
as long as you deliver them
a hot new tablet by Christmas.
265
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,084
So sorry we had to stop by GRUMBL.
266
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,999
Quick work thang. I'll be right back.
Make yourself at home.
267
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,668
There's Monster Energy drinks
in literally every drawer.
268
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,003
[door closes]
269
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,173
‐ [sighs, mumbles] No.
270
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,631
Eh. Uh.
271
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,723
Ohh!
272
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,637
[toy beeping]
[door opens]
273
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,756
‐ Okay, you got me.
274
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,063
I'm a huge fan.
275
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,096
That toy got me through
my parents' divorce.
276
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,230
‐ Yeah, great, whatever, can I have it?
277
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:28,396
‐ It's the only thing I salvaged
from my childhood home after the fire‐‐
278
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,227
‐ Ugh, can I have it?
279
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,822
‐ Sorry, it means too much to me.
280
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,488
[slow clapping]
281
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,033
‐ You may have thought this was just
a casual night out.
282
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,162
But from the moment
I accepted your invitation,
283
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,000
you unknowingly entered
my cerebral gymnasium,
284
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,917
unaware that you were facing off
on the phrenic pommel horse
285
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,416
with a Gabby Douglas
of mental gymnastics.
286
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,842
‐ I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.
287
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,548
‐ It was a test. And you passed!
288
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,799
‐ Wait. Are you saying‐‐
289
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,221
‐ I'll allow GRUMBL to invest in AIM!
290
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,640
Thought that was super clear.
291
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,018
‐ Oh, sick!
292
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,940
‐ You did it, MODOK, you saved AIM.
293
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,107
Time to enjoy a return to normalcy.
294
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,073
Uh‐‐
[music playing on speakers]
295
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,030
What is all of this?
296
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,781
‐ Oh, this is Go Lean Crunch,
297
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,412
and this is Go Lean Seven Grain.
298
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,579
‐ Seven grains is too many grains
for one cereal!
299
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:29,208
[kids laughing]
300
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,458
What happened to my torture chamber?
301
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,170
‐ GRUMBL had it changed to a daycare.
302
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,840
‐ But I tortured
my first SHIELD agent in here.
303
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,219
Brian. Oh, really nice guy.
Super funny, too.
304
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,928
[silly voice]
"Ahhh, I think my lung collapsed."
305
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,390
He wasn't lying.
306
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,809
‐ Just disabling the laser‐grid
security system.
307
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,517
All good, kids! Yayyy!
308
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,645
[kids screaming]
309
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:53,938
Did he make it?
310
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,981
‐ I'll deal with these changes later.
311
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,704
Better to let my anger fester
while I bury myself in my work.
312
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,736
You, guy who weirdly walked
in front of my mindblast
313
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,332
and purposefully injured himself.
314
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:09,157
‐ Name's Gary. Short for Garfield,
though I do like Mondays.
315
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:13,504
‐ Hey, shut up. Why is no one working
on my Cerebral Cortex Manipulator?
316
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:14,884
[gadget beeping]
317
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,458
It hacks the brain,
318
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,973
allowing me to control another's actions.
319
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,336
I was trying to make the rat do
the Electric Slide,
320
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,433
so clearly there is more work to be done.
321
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,558
Where's my team?
322
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,845
‐ [laughing] Ta‐da! You're looking at him.
323
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,349
Uh, GRUMBL, um, reassigned the rest.
324
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,691
‐ They did what?
325
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,726
‐ Yeah. I mean, they didn't think
a brain enslaver
326
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:36,019
was the best use of resources
and moved them onto a new project:
327
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,574
Fitbits for pets!
328
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,688
‐ What?
329
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,704
‐ Uh, hey, uh, I was actually hoping
you could reattach my arm?
330
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,157
You know, ever since
you separated it from me,
331
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,286
my shirts are all, um, fitting, uh, badly.
332
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:49,035
‐ Where's Austin? Where's‐‐
[gasps]
333
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,423
Fool! Why would you ever desecrate
my magnificent mural?
334
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:56,337
‐ Me? Big fan. Love the mural.
I weep in awe of its beauty.
335
00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:00,626
But some employees filed a complaint
about its "appropriateness."
336
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,972
‐ What? Why?
337
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,546
Who dares complain?
338
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,803
‐ Ooo, that's confidential.
339
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,724
‐ Ha ha! It was me!
340
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,853
[deep voice] Suck it!
341
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,519
‐ Enough! I want everything back
to the way it was!
342
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,058
‐ Ahh, bummer, dude,
343
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,061
you gave away control
when GRUMBL acquired AIM.
344
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,444
It was all clearly stated
in the contracts.
345
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:23,033
‐ What? I don't remember that.
And I have a computer brain.
346
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,620
‐ ...As you can see, the first part says
you'll relinquish total control
347
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,526
to the GRUMBL board
of directors post‐haste‐‐
348
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,704
‐ No! I control AIM!
349
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,833
‐ Sort of "no"?
350
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,170
But you are in control of Team Tablet!
351
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,206
When can we expect some movement on that?
352
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,670
‐ Never! What MODOK says goes!
353
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,220
And to quote MODOK, "The mural stays!"
354
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,965
‐ When I'm done,
you won't even miss that eyesore.
355
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,837
[screams]
356
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,223
MODOK:
That's how you decorate a wall.
357
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,177
‐ Do you want to hold Mr. Waffles
the therapy bunny again?
358
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:54,813
‐ I want to chemically castrate Austin!
359
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,651
Uh, maybe just a few more pets.
360
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,017
‐ Well, you vaporized
an outside contractor.
361
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,074
That's your first strike.
362
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,437
‐ Well, technically,
my first tactical strike
363
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,154
was absorbing my twin in the womb.
364
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,664
TWIN: [sing‐songy]
I'm still inside you!
365
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,487
‐ That was... gas.
366
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,752
‐ I'm recommending a three‐day
forced "sabbatical." Suspension.
367
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,365
‐ This place doesn't function without me.
368
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,292
I'm the boss. The Big Cheese.
The King Queso. The Cheddar Daddy.
369
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,841
‐ Cheddar Daddy?
‐ Is a thing people say!
370
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,456
[grunts] Gah, my brain!
371
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,263
‐ That'd be the neural inhibitor.
372
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,047
In accordance with
the "No Killing" clause in your contract,
373
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,761
you can no longer "blast"
any more employees.
374
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,682
‐ It's idiotic to put a mental condom
on the horse penis that is my mind!
375
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,193
‐ I'll need your security access card
during your sabbatical.
376
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,233
[sighs]
377
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,572
‐ But MODOK will not leave
without reparations.
378
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,106
Your precious Mr. Waffles is now mine!
379
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:48,368
♪ somber music playing ♪
380
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,075
Eh, I didn't even want this.
381
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,035
[electricity crackles]
MAN: Not again!
382
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,905
GARY:
I cannot believe they laid us all off!
383
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,503
‐ What? These are my people to fire!
384
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,169
[sighs] I wish there was
something I could do,
385
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,918
but GRUMBL controls AIM now.
386
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,759
‐ Technically, they don't control it yet.
387
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,295
The contracts had to be reviewed
by GRUMBL headquarters
388
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,010
before they arrive tomorrow
for Austin to officially sign.
389
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,761
‐ But what if he changes his mind.
390
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,523
Or we changes his mind! That's it!
391
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,186
We break into Austin's office,
hack his brain before he signs,
392
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,096
and revert control of AIM to me!
393
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,864
We're doin' a mind heist, baby!
394
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:24,436
‐ We can heist the mind,
but we must leave the soul.
395
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,783
That belongs to God.
396
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,447
‐ All right, sure, Gary.
397
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,624
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
398
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,326
‐ The mind heist mission
will be risky, dangerous.
399
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,117
Hell, most of you won't be coming back.
400
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,370
But not to fear, if you shall fall,
your family will be provided for
401
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,923
with the gift of a frozen
Butterball Turkey!
402
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,508
And not those skinny‐minnies either.
We're talking 15‐pounders.
403
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,505
Step one:
404
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,296
Without my security access card,
we'll have to break into AIM.
405
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,890
Luckily, there's a weak spot‐‐
406
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,045
‐ That's where I come in!
407
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,974
‐ No! My childish boy
will help us exploit it.
408
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,394
♪
409
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,807
MODOK: Once we're in,
I'll modify the Cortex Manipulator
410
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,614
so I can attach it directly
to Austin's brain.
411
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,199
‐ Right‐right‐right! Right‐right‐right!
And that‐‐ then that's where I come in!
412
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,985
I morph into a chainsaw
and cut off Austin's skull!
413
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,779
‐ No! This has to look legit.
414
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,243
Therefore I'm gonna shrink down
to microscopic size
415
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:19,004
and enter Austin's body via a dart gun.
416
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,537
Then I'll pass it around so everyone
can marvel at the adorably tiny cockpit.
417
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,293
‐ ‘Scuse me. Where the hell do I come in?
418
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,174
‐ Your purpose will be... ladder!
419
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,172
‐ This is some bullshit.
420
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,054
‐ My shrinking pills are
on a really high shelf.
421
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,601
‐ You have a hoverchair. You can fly!
422
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,926
‐ It's a leg day!
423
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,891
I, MODOK, reverse engineered Pym Particles
424
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,352
and then improved their design
by making them chewables!
425
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,024
I can't swallow pills.
426
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,612
‐ Trespassing on company grounds?
427
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,438
‐ Monica!
428
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,402
‐ Let's see what Austin has
to say about this.
429
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,204
‐ You think I'm afraid of‐‐
430
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,197
Run!
431
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:54,659
[squeals]
432
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,238
‐ Crap. A few of those are shrinkies,
but most are...
433
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,664
[snarls]
434
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,042
[bones crack]
435
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,288
...growies.
436
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,830
[roars]
437
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,130
[agent screams]
438
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,587
‐ I declare this death: no turkey!
439
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:14,048
Stupid neural inhibitor.
Do you have your amputated arm?
440
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,642
‐ You're going to reattach it right now?
441
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,927
Gary's tennis game is back on!
442
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,971
Oh no!
443
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,730
‐ Suck it!
444
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,738
‐ You know, it's so incredible
to bring, like‐‐
445
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,656
‐ I've only got one Pym gummy left,
and they don't last long.
446
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:38,365
Now, let's... get... small... er.
447
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,501
[high pitched] Yeah.
448
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,538
Austin, here I come.
449
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,249
‐ ...really at the end of the day,
what's good for the company‐‐
450
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,298
MODOK:
Wait, who's this? No!
451
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,218
Who am I in? No, that's not right.
452
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,125
In whom be MODOK?
453
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,553
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
454
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,770
[whirring]
455
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,387
I'm looking at Austin,
and he doesn't have the contracts yet.
456
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:08,234
I still have a chance, but there's
not much time before I get big... er.
457
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:11,072
Okay, let's peep some memories,
see who I'm ridin' dirty.
458
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,072
Wait, what?
459
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,323
This sicko's been in my house!
460
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,317
Watched my children sleep!
461
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,124
Had sex with me? Oh crap, I think I'm in‐‐
462
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,909
‐ Jodie. Wow.
463
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,833
Me meeting the author of Jodify Your Life.
464
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,632
Hashtag chills.
465
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,796
‐ Thank you for meeting me.
466
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,965
Becoming a brand ambassador
for the GRUMBL Home Device
467
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,965
would be hashtag dream‐come‐true!
468
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:39,388
And a hello to you, GRUMBL Home.
469
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,678
‐ That's not it. That's just a cube.
470
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,063
‐ Oh, yeah, no, I totally knew that.
Such a great cube. So lovely.
471
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,310
Are you sure this isn't a conflict
of interest with my husband?
472
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:51,402
‐ Modawg? He's my boy.
I love his crazy style!
473
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,440
But you should know you're here
strictly because we're interested in you.
474
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,324
‐ Uh, the final AIM contracts arrived.
475
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,031
‐ Thank you, male secretary.
This'll just take a moment.
476
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,035
MODOK: No, he's signing
and I'm stuck in here!
477
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,905
It's not like I can hijack my wife's body.
That'd be unforgivable.
478
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:08,633
Unless... one time she told me I could?
479
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,799
MEMORY JODIE: What do you think?
I just cut my bangs.
480
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,045
[crying] I'll never get bangs again!
481
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,378
MODOK, I'm pregnant.
482
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,013
With bangs!
483
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,300
MODOK, this time I think
I'm really pregnant.
484
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,144
And I'm also thinking about growing out
my bangs, what do you think?
485
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,099
‐ Oh, there's nothing here.
486
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,479
MEMORY JODIE:
I believe in you, MODOK.
487
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,225
‐ But Iron Man stomped us. Again.
Maybe I should give this all up.
488
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,979
MEMORY JODIE: Screw Iron Man!
489
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:34,145
AIM, your plans for conquering the world.
490
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:37,611
They're all worth fighting for
and you're not fighting alone.
491
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,413
‐ Really?
MEMORY JODIE: This marriage
is a two‐way street.
492
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,697
I'll always support you
and you'll always support me‐‐
493
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,541
She did tell me I could hijack her body!
494
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,415
‐ Oh!
495
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,920
‐ I... don't know why I did that.
496
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,250
‐ It's okay.
497
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,424
It's so rude I have to do this anyways.
498
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,473
Tell me more about yourself
while I sign this.
499
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,677
I just hit 800,000 subscribers‐‐
500
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,554
‐ Are you gonna knock this one
out of my hand?
501
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,224
‐ I swear that I'm not‐‐
502
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,933
‐ Oh‐ho‐ho!
503
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,063
Okay!
504
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,404
‐ I'm so sorry, I seem
to have lost control of my body!
505
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,055
Maybe you should get out of here!
506
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,734
‐ No, as a woman in the corporate space,
you've worked too hard to get here.
507
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,824
Tell me more!
508
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,608
‐ Have I, uh, mentioned my reach in
bilingual demos? Español. Habla español.
509
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:21,744
[grunts]
510
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,620
‐ [pained voice] Diversity's so important.
511
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,747
‐ Heh heh heh. Beat his ass, Jodie!
Ooh, what's that?
512
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:28,369
‐ Ah!
513
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,383
If you're not feeling up to it,
we could always reschedge!
514
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,418
‐ I'd love to leave,
but I don't think I can!
515
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:38,129
Oh, you work out?
Fitness, actually a huge part of my brand.
516
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,756
‐ This has been great, Jodie,
517
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:44,139
but I really have to sign these contracts
before close of business.
518
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,926
Hey‐o!
519
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,521
‐ I have a ton of ideas
for extending into athleisure.
520
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,808
And I'm so, so sorry.
Ah‐choo!
521
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,482
‐ [slow‐mo] Bless you.
522
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:57,569
‐ Mommy, wow! MODOK is big now!
523
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,948
‐ MODOK? I should've known.
Oh God!
524
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:02,156
‐ Great pitch!
[door opens and closes]
525
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,075
Okay, Austin. You can forget
about signing those‐‐
526
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,905
‐ Signed, sealed, and delivered.
527
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,453
‐ No!
528
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,464
‐ I had a feeling you were behind this.
529
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,376
Your crazy style was written all over it.
530
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,085
Of course I'm going to have to take
harsh disciplinary action towards you.
531
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:20,006
‐ You dare threaten MODOK?
‐ Oh, not me. GRUMBL.
532
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,507
You're not in control anymore.
533
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,218
And unless you start playing ball,
534
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,548
your time at AIM might be... limited.
535
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,311
GARY: Did you do it?
Did you save our jobs?
536
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,217
[MODOK sighs]
537
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,270
‐ Just give ‘em back their jobs.
538
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,478
Come on, do it for me, MODOK,
539
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,938
your favorite childhood toy.
540
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,359
‐ Yeah, that was my trick on you.
541
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,937
I got it on Craigslist.
They paid me to pick it up.
542
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,863
Because they hated it so much.
543
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,952
Each family member took
a moment to spit on it
544
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:44,907
before they handed it to me‐‐
545
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:47,487
‐ Okay. Enough. You want me to play ball?
546
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,867
Here. The tablet you're so horny for.
547
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,461
You want it? Rehire my minions.
548
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,577
‐ Whoa. Okay. They're rehired.
549
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,884
But after this, you're on a tight leash‐‐
550
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,458
‐ I, MODOK, have vanquished our foes
551
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:03,304
and restored you back
to whatever it is you do here!
552
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,140
[chanting] MODOK! MODOK!
553
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,005
MODOK! MODOK!
554
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:11,679
I feel like you're...
not in a celebration place, Jodie.
555
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:12,983
‐ You ruined my deal.
556
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,016
‐ Your memories told me to do it,
557
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:18,440
so if you're going to be angry
at anyone, be angry at yourself.
558
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,280
[burping]
Haven't passed those Pym Particles.
559
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:24,026
Anyway, Austin wasn't making
a legitimate offer.
560
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,199
He was just using you to get to me.
561
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,828
‐ I had offers from tons of companies.
562
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:32,575
And I ended up signing with Roxxon
as a lifestyle influencer,
563
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,909
I will have you know.
564
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:34,964
[sighs]
565
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,457
MODOK, it's everything I always wanted.
566
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,499
Magazine covers, reality shows,
567
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,423
my own line of neti pots
with my face on it!
568
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,842
I'm gonna be a real brand!
569
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:47,341
‐ Oh, speaking of brand, I thought
of a brand new way to kill Austin.
570
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,724
Brand him to death!
571
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,720
‐ [sighs] Right.
572
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,229
‐ Can I interest you two love birds
in a dessert‐‐
573
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,685
‐ I called in a lava cake
on the car ride over here.
574
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,396
‐ Excellent choice. Ma'am?
575
00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:01,226
‐ I think... I think I want a separation.
576
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,776
‐ Ah, you must be referring
to the tiramisu,
577
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:06,948
which is of course separated by layers.
578
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,487
‐ No, I mean
579
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,531
I want a divorce.
580
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,704
‐ Jodie?
581
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:14,162
‐ Ah, our famous Dove Horse.
582
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,542
A miniature horse made
of creamy Dove chocolate‐‐
583
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,830
‐ Get out of here!
584
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:18,883
‐ Oh!
585
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:21,666
‐ Please tell me you wanted
that horse dessert.
586
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:25,170
‐ No, I, uh,
I think I do want a divorce.
587
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,094
From you.
588
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:28,141
‐ MODOK can fix this.
I'll pay more attention to you,
589
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,635
I‐‐ I'll eat less stuff off the ground,
590
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,386
I'll call out your name during sex
instead of mine!
591
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:33,679
I'll change!
592
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:36,692
‐ I think‐‐ I think I'm just gonna go.
593
00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:42,444
‐ You... dare... divorce MODOK?
594
00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:43,441
[sniffles]
595
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,320
[burps]
596
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:48,951
[squeaky voice] Shit.
597
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:52,698
♪ theme music playing ♪
598
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:56,711
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