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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:22,227 - Tensions were rising 2 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:23,896 in the mobs of Little Italy, 3 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,766 Brooklyn, and Chinatown. 4 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:28,236 They tried working togethe, but criminals can't be trust. 5 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,136 - You wear that every day. 6 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,066 Where'd you get that shit su? 7 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:31,066 Look, who still dresses like this? 8 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:31,907 - Mind your business. 9 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,236 - Do you see this guy? 10 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:34,237 - I see him. 11 00:00:34,261 --> 00:00:35,806 - That's Al Capella, 12 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:37,906 the real deal boss of Manhattan. 13 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:40,746 Don't mess with him unless you collect horse heads. 14 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:43,446 This guy's Amadore Condimento. 15 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:47,456 He's the boss of Brooklyn, pedals in condiments. 16 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:51,326 This is Chinatown's triad boss, Hung Phat! 17 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:54,256 He speaks English but when he wants you to feel small, 18 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,926 it's all Chinese. 19 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:00,460 - Gentlemen. 20 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,006 - And then, there is Sean O'Greedy, 21 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:06,176 our Crime Commissioner on the take. 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,706 Everyone is corrupt in this town. 23 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:13,016 - A decade ago we moved away from drugs and gambling 24 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,070 to run oils, and spices, and herbs. 25 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:21,556 We are the original crime syndicate. 26 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:24,410 Begun centuries ago by Marco Polo. 27 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:30,366 We've made fortunes selling addictive flavors, 28 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,366 holding shops and restaurants hostage, 29 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:37,090 to bulk orders without discounts. 30 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:41,536 Your greed threatens everything. 31 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,500 - Look, Capella's passed his prime. 32 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,746 He let the Chinese overtake Mott and Mulberry Street. 33 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,546 I'll run his territory. 34 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,056 - This is coming from a guy who's still stuck in the '70s. 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,656 Look at that freaking outfit, would you? 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,756 Look at his men? 37 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,386 - How dare you talk to me like that? 38 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,256 - You were nothin' but a broken-down fight promoter 39 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,926 'til I made you what you are. 40 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:02,766 - Ha. 41 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,597 - Sit down. 42 00:02:03,621 --> 00:02:04,666 - Sit down? 43 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:05,690 - Sit down! 44 00:02:06,361 --> 00:02:07,596 - Listen! 45 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:11,836 I don't want your trouble to get in my business! 46 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:12,677 - Watch your mouth. 47 00:02:12,701 --> 00:02:13,981 Who the hell are you talking to? 48 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,416 What did he just say? 49 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,426 - My boss said, "Greed is a powerful aphrodisiac. 50 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:35,596 But when the feast is over, no one cares about the sauce." 51 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,597 - What does that mean? 52 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:38,926 Nobody cares about the sauce? 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,436 What does that mean? 54 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:44,036 - It means "asshole". 55 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:44,867 - No, I know what it means. 56 00:02:44,891 --> 00:02:46,036 North of Canal Street it means man 57 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,636 who talk too much get killed. 58 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,036 Watch your ass. 59 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,876 - Yeah, you sound like a Chinese fortune cookie. 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,616 Am I right? 61 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Am I right? 62 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,616 - Forget about it. 63 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,316 - Careful, boys. 64 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,726 - Who the hell is he? 65 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,986 - Look at that freaking outfit, would you? 66 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:09,396 - Gentleman, this is Hai Chu. 67 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,466 - Bless you. 68 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,296 - He's head of the Chinese family in Philly here 69 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,990 to discuss business. 70 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,820 - What is in it for him? 71 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,476 - We will see. 72 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,346 - Back in the day, Chu and Phat fell out. 73 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,646 Something about a gambling debt and a girl. 74 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:30,010 That bracelet is a reminder. 75 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,686 - Now, I am the boss in Philadelphia! 76 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,366 - I'm up for re-election. 77 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:22,366 So, you better steady your relationships. 78 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:24,560 If not, we are all ruined. 79 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:29,730 The next commissioner will dismantle everything! 80 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:35,670 Power, 81 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,740 that's what appeals to me. 82 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:41,740 Power. 83 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,256 - Hi-ya. 84 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:05,776 I want to know 85 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,016 How I can start 86 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:14,040 When love has always torn my heart 87 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:17,426 But if I feel 88 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,926 The storm begin 89 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:21,926 My mind is of a fool's 90 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,626 And I rush in 91 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:29,660 To what I know will alwayse 92 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,276 A trip through pain 93 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,876 And ecstasy 94 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:41,446 When my blood begins to rae 95 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:46,480 My idle trepidations all erase 96 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:52,010 What if she's the one I sa 97 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:59,020 How can I let her get away 98 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:04,830 I just can't go another day 99 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:10,330 Without her by my side to say 100 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,016 I want to know 101 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,486 If you could care 102 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,840 For one who always would be there 103 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:27,426 - Do you know where Wisdom and Knowledge are? 104 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,516 - Yes, what is it that you are seeking? 105 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,846 - I seek advice from the all-knowing Jade brothers. 106 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:51,716 Tell me, sir, are you the great sage, Knowledge? 107 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,186 - I am Wisdom. 108 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:54,856 That dummy there is Knowledge. 109 00:06:55,841 --> 00:06:57,186 - Look, I could really use se advice. 110 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,486 - Ha! 111 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:01,356 - Does the dragon make the rn fall without first 112 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:05,526 breathing in the sweet smells of the incense? 113 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,760 - A little cha-ching, Wisdom ain't cheap, you know? 114 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,806 Hey, that's for my new hip! 115 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,706 And when I get it I'll put my foot 116 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:17,206 where Confucius grace don't shine! 117 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,047 - Guys! 118 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,916 A little focus. 119 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,546 Look, today everybody in the city thinks I am a hero. 120 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:25,046 The girl of my dreams kissed me. 121 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,216 And I am in love. 122 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,656 - I knew I was good but I never worked this fast before? 123 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,326 - Widow Chang said, "You're o fast." 124 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:34,096 - That's not what your wife said! 125 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,396 She never had it so good! 126 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,226 - Hah! 127 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,066 Which wife? 128 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:37,897 - All of them! 129 00:07:37,921 --> 00:07:39,896 - Guys, this is serious. 130 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:44,236 - How can you be so sure? 131 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:47,776 - Look, it wasn't easy growing up the eldest son. 132 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,077 It was my duty to bring great pride 133 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:53,140 to my family. 134 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,686 But I just couldn't measure. 135 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:02,356 - Hold on. 136 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,287 You know kung fu? 137 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:06,286 Hey, how much to work over knowledge here? 138 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,426 - You mean to tell me the great Jade brothers 139 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:09,096 don't know the martial arts? 140 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,626 - Badminton was my game. 141 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,466 - Ehh, sissy rackets and lite birdies. 142 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,806 - If you're not gonna help, I want my money back. 143 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,767 - Ha! 144 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:18,936 Does the forest 145 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,436 take back its silence when the woodchuck farts? 146 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,146 - Look, the point is, 147 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,616 I never took to the whole Asn thing. 148 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,946 It was Italian culture that grabbed me. 149 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:31,970 - Wait, Vincent, Vincent! 150 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,557 What's wrong? 151 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,056 - I wanna go home. 152 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,156 Even though I was raised in Chinatown- 153 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,256 - This way! 154 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,796 - I just felt like any other American kid 155 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,556 in New York City. 156 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,396 A city where you can be anything you want. 157 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:47,136 Me, I wanted to be a wiseguy. 158 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,066 They get respect and were my role models as a kid. 159 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:51,090 - Vincent. 160 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,506 Let's go, huh? 161 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:53,336 No good. 162 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,177 - You talking to me? 163 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,336 Forget about it, you're a wise guy. 164 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,776 You talkin' to me? 165 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,700 Forget about it, you're a wise guy. 166 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,350 - Hey, Vincent! 167 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,996 - You talking to me? 168 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,026 - I call your name, who else would I be talking to? 169 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,326 - You talking to me? 170 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,436 - I'm looking right at you. 171 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:22,496 What are you? 172 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,336 Huh? 173 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,166 Are you sick or something? 174 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:25,006 Huh? 175 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,006 - Forget about it! 176 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:26,837 - Huh. 177 00:09:26,861 --> 00:09:29,006 You have ear problem, huh? 178 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,076 Loh Moh, your- 179 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,606 - As you can see, executing the wiseguy 180 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:33,116 attitude was gonna take some time. 181 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,846 In fact, until last month, I wasn't even close. 182 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:39,186 - Now, my personal favorites are these cream-filled. 183 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:41,686 But for you, I am thinking are you like uh, 184 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,726 egg tart kinda guy? 185 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,226 Chocolate kinda guy? 186 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,550 Right up here we got these. 187 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,067 Oh, hey Tina! 188 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,366 How, how are things? 189 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,396 - Hey miss Mary. 190 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,736 - That's Tina. 191 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,866 Wow, right? 192 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:57,906 She dates wise guys, so I never really had a chance. 193 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,376 That and I always made a fool of myself around her. 194 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,636 - Hold on, uh, Donny? 195 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:04,570 Donny, bring up the Di Pocco order. 196 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:10,910 - You okay? 197 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,680 What, I got something on my face? 198 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,226 - Whoa, Tina! 199 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,056 - Donny. 200 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,080 How are ya? 201 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,266 Good to see ya. 202 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,096 - Oh my God! - Yeah okay. 203 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:24,997 - Hey listen. 204 00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:26,936 You uh, you like lobsters and shrimps? 205 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,066 - Yeah, sure. 206 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:29,496 - How about I take you to the aquarium? 207 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,236 We watch 'em run around a little? 208 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,266 - That don't sound fun. 209 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,576 - Let me take you out. 210 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,276 - Donny, I told you a million times. 211 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,800 You're a nice guy- 212 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,440 - Take a picture, it'll last longer, okay? 213 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,126 This all could be yours, baby. 214 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,280 - This could be a future? 215 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,296 - Me, you, miss Mary over there and all the lobster tas 216 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,596 you could eat, baby. 217 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,437 - Please. 218 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,706 Can I get a bag for this? 219 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:04,866 - This is home. 220 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,636 A five-story walk-up in Chinatown. 221 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,276 It's traditional Chinese, except for the lottery 222 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,106 tickets on Buddha's lap. 223 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,816 Dad thinks vaping traditional herbs and reading, 224 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,386 "Yin and Yang in the Bedroom" 225 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,956 will keep him virile. 226 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,456 I think it's working. 227 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,786 Mom loves to cook and those are my two little brothers, 228 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,156 if you can believe it. 229 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,566 What is this an opium den? 230 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:36,736 - Ah, this stuff balances your Yin with your Yang. 231 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,636 You should try it sometime, Vincent. 232 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:39,806 You are always unhappy. 233 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,136 That's a sign of imbalance. 234 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,646 - My balance is just fine. 235 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,976 - Doesn't seem like balance to me. 236 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,817 - Hmm. 237 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:49,986 - Not for nothin', pop, 238 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,986 but you got Buddha, fortune cookies, lottery tickets, 239 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,656 and buck-wild Antler Essence. 240 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,156 You work yourself ragged but you never make it big. 241 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,856 That don't seem like balanceo me. 242 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,096 - You may be my number one s, huh? 243 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,996 But I'm the giver of life he. 244 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,696 - Forget about it. 245 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,866 - Loh Moh, why does your son sound like one of those 246 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,866 Mulberry-Street Italians? 247 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,836 - Ugh, if he doesn't want toe Chinese, 248 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,030 how will you stop him? 249 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,500 - Joey is my best friend. 250 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,976 He's always looking out for me 251 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,316 - "The Godfather" is one of the greatest films of all time. 252 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,816 - Yeah, to get that kind of respect, now that is a real man. 253 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,216 - Yeah, that is pretty good. What can I get you guys? 254 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,346 - That makes me hungry. 255 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,370 - Yo. - Oh. 256 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,226 - Can we get uh- - Hey, what's up guys? 257 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,156 - Give me a couple spicy sausages and mustard. 258 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,196 - And a couple of drinks. 259 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,220 - Hey! 260 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,390 - Be smart, kid. 261 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,696 - Here ya go buddy, 10 bucks. 262 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,206 - Okay, 100? 263 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,836 - Thank you. - Well, that's a 100, man. 264 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,006 I don't have change. 265 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:47,836 - Keep it. 266 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:48,860 Let's go. 267 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,100 - Got any tacos or enchiladas? 268 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,246 - We got hot links and bone-in hotdogs. 269 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,416 What do you need? 270 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,247 - Right. 271 00:12:57,271 --> 00:12:58,686 All right, umm, couple of hotlinks, 272 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,686 little mustard, two sodas. 273 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:01,740 - You got it. 274 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:05,527 - Hey! 275 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,356 You got this one, Don Vinny? 276 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,380 - Yeah. 277 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,396 In the presence of two real goodfellas. 278 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,236 - Yeah I'm surprised they'ren Manhattan. 279 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,366 - You need more than that. 280 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:15,196 Thank you. 281 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,037 - What are you talking about? 282 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,906 The mob's all over Manhattan. 283 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,706 - Yeah, Al Capella's men, su, 284 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,736 but those were Condimento's Brooklyn boys. 285 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,446 - And you know this because there's a Goomba Gazette? 286 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:29,886 - Nah, my uncle Eddie works for Condimento. 287 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,786 - Is your uncle Fountain Soda Eddie? 288 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,086 - Yeah, he makes sure all the syrups for the fountain 289 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:35,616 soda machines are stocked. 290 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,557 - All these years, 291 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,386 Joey Rissotto, you never thought to mention 292 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,396 your uncle was the Fountain Soda? 293 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,320 - I am not allowed to talk about it. 294 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,250 - There she is. 295 00:13:45,921 --> 00:13:48,096 In all her heavenly glory. 296 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,066 - You've known Tina since we was in school. 297 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,766 You didn't say nothing then, you won't now. 298 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,736 Forget about it. 299 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,576 - She's my goddess, what can I say? 300 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,670 - Man up and ask her out. 301 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,076 - All right, I've gotta go. 302 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,616 I'm gonna go to one of them bicycle classes. 303 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640 - Oh, good for you. 304 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,246 - All right, love, I'll see. 305 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,270 - Bye. 306 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,086 - She's coming over here. 307 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,110 - Huh? 308 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:12,786 Ugh. 309 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,656 Hey Tina, how about we romance the Big Apple, 310 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,950 just you and I? 311 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,266 - Not a chance. 312 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,766 - Not even a maybe? 313 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,336 - First, you need a bib. 314 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,266 And B, you ain't got no car, no connections, no nothing. 315 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,976 A girl's gotta secure her future 316 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,606 and when you can understand that, 317 00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:30,976 maybe you can get a girl like me? 318 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:35,616 That's what I'm talking about. 319 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,640 - Call me! 320 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,286 - How women resist you, 321 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,786 I'll never know. 322 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:41,856 - Help me out. 323 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,126 - What do you want me to do about it? 324 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,786 She's a lost cause. 325 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,326 - Introduce me to your uncle. 326 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,996 - Vin, in case you haven't noticed, 327 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,966 you're not Italian. 328 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,136 And not for nothin', it's a real dangerous life. 329 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,866 Forget about it. 330 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,866 - Yeah, forget about it. 331 00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,636 Too much trouble for a girl anyway. 332 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,806 - Forget about the girl? 333 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,806 Have you lost your mind? 334 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:06,046 You must always pursue the girl. 335 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:09,700 Hah, you never pursued the girl in your life. 336 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,646 Call girls maybe. 337 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,216 - Would you two quit it and let me finish the story? 338 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,240 - So? 339 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,750 - Vincent. 340 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,366 - I'm trying my best, Sifu. 341 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,760 Good job, May. 342 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,876 - If you'd spend more time at the kwoon with us, 343 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,016 you could have easily won. 344 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:49,610 - Vincent. 345 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,866 - I get it, it's for self-defense 346 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,596 but practicing for mastery, 347 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,606 what's the point, Sifu? 348 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,206 - The art is part of who we are. 349 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,576 It connects us to our ancestors and culture. 350 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,876 - Kung-fu builds character. 351 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,386 It all starts from the kwoon. 352 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,546 You must do this 353 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,116 to forge the spirit. 354 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,916 - And it's a lot of fun, 355 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,456 especially when I get to beat up on Vincent. 356 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,286 - Embrace kung-fu 357 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,920 and see the change. 358 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,596 - You've been practicing forever, Sifu. 359 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,596 Doing the same thing every d. 360 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,236 But is this life really good enough? 361 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,806 - More than enough. 362 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,776 You will see a change in you. 363 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,626 - I see mango. 364 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:05,966 - Yeah, there's the other things. 365 00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:09,566 - Hey, Vincent, good for the jade stalk! 366 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,006 Hmm? 367 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,336 - I got so much stuff that's good for that, 368 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,606 you little horndog. 369 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,836 - Oh. 370 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,976 - It will fill your pecker le a balloon. 371 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,977 - Huh? 372 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,946 Oh, bring me an extra 10 boxes next week, huh? 373 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,176 We Chinese like the green tea. 374 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,776 - And I got avocados on special. 375 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,617 - Huh? 376 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,946 - They're good for the dopamine. 377 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:26,116 - Come on, man do your job. 378 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,786 - Why don't you shove one of those bananas 379 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,787 where the sun don't shine? 380 00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:29,956 - I'm helping you out. 381 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,126 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, easy, easy. 382 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,650 Wait, wait, wait. 383 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,697 Whoa, hey! 384 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:38,866 - You're useless little man. 385 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:39,867 - That's my produce. 386 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,866 Help me get my produce. 387 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,890 Hey. 388 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,036 Hey, Vincent! 389 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:45,866 Help Me! 390 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:46,706 Huh what are you doing? 391 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:47,536 Come. 392 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,376 - I'd had it. 393 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,307 It was time to join the Mob 394 00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,006 to get some respect and get e girl. 395 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,976 So I crossed Canal Street from Chinatown 396 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,510 into Little Italy in search of my destiny. 397 00:17:58,340 --> 00:17:59,816 I stumbled onto the two goodfellas 398 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,986 from the hot dog cart. 399 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,056 It looked like 400 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,686 they were in the middle of a territory scuffle. 401 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,826 - You should be ashamed of yourself 402 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,856 with the way oregano smells. 403 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,396 It tastes like sweat. 404 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,826 - He's right, it does. 405 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,166 Listen to me, you tell Condimento that Al Capella's 406 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,866 got a message for him. 407 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,566 - What's that message again? 408 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:18,706 - The message is you don't sell a dash, a pinch, a shaker 409 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,506 of your oregano, you hear me? 410 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:22,506 You tell Mr. Condominium over there, 411 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,006 you tell him we find out he sells 412 00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,506 even a sprinkle of that crap 413 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,516 you guys are selling anywhere in this neighborhood, 414 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,046 he is gonna answer to Mr. Capella, capice? 415 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,346 - It's now or never. 416 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,886 Time to fulfill my destiny. 417 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,696 Want some mustard with that? 418 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,736 Someone get some mustard for this line-cutting bitch. 419 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,607 - Oh! 420 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,206 Who are you? 421 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,106 Who interferes in the family business? 422 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,436 - The man asked you a questi. 423 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,946 - I'm Vinny Chow, 424 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,706 proving myself mob worthy. 425 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,916 - Mob worthy? 426 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,076 - Shall we whack 'em? 427 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,916 - No, no. 428 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,887 We'll bring him in. 429 00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:04,946 Grab 'em. 430 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,740 - Come on, you're coming with us. 431 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,356 - What? 432 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,126 Come on, let's take him upstairs to see the boss. 433 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,396 - What is everybody lookin'? 434 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,320 - Shut up, keep walkin'. 435 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,736 - Yeah, you just get the money. 436 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,736 I don't care where he is, you find him 437 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,136 and bring him down here. 438 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,436 I want every penny he owes me, you understand? 439 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,906 This is bullcrap. 440 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:28,737 - Al, Al? 441 00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:29,776 - Well, I gotta go now. 442 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,800 Just do what I told you. 443 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,246 Yeah, what's up Frankie Brows? 444 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,916 - So, we took care of Vito and Luigi. 445 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,646 We sent a clear message to Condimento, that's for sure. 446 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:39,486 - That's good. 447 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:40,417 - But there's something else. 448 00:19:40,441 --> 00:19:42,156 We got a little bit of a situation, boss. 449 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:42,987 - What's that? 450 00:19:43,011 --> 00:19:44,626 - Well, you'll see. 451 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,780 Bring him in. 452 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,126 - We brought you a Chinatown special. 453 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,156 - Oh, the Moo Goo Gai Pan? 454 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,926 I love those little round pancakes. 455 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,266 - That dish with the little pancakes, 456 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:53,466 that's Moo Shu, not Moo Goo. 457 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,266 Get your hands off that. 458 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,806 - Moo Shu, Moo Goo, screw you. 459 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,936 They;re no freakin' ravioli 460 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,776 but I love those little round fluffy things 461 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,136 with the bump on the top like that. 462 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,806 So, nobody brought me takeout? 463 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,106 - No, no, no, like I was saying, we were sending a message 464 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,446 out to Condimento. 465 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:09,846 - And then out of nowhere, this ninja shows up and starts 466 00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,016 dropping the one, two on Vito and Luigi. 467 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,956 And I gotta tell you, it was a beautiful thing. 468 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,116 - Yeah. 469 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:18,286 He starts shoving red hot pepper flakes down Vito's throat. 470 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,496 I mean, the poor guy had tears in his eyes. 471 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,526 - I did it for you, Don Capella. 472 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,126 - You mean to tell me, you three idiots couldn't 473 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,966 take care of two jerkoffs from Brooklyn on your own? 474 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:28,797 - Idiots? 475 00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:29,836 - Excuse me, boss. 476 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,206 But with all due respect, 477 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,836 I think we handled this thing just fine. 478 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,136 - We can't have the fine citizens of Little Italy 479 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,646 think that we need help from the Chinese. 480 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,706 You know what I'm talking about? 481 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:39,976 - Uh, no, we can't. 482 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,476 That's why we brought him in. 483 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,976 - All right, forget that. 484 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,817 I'm hungry. 485 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:45,186 Now order me the Chinese pancakes 486 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,816 with the scallions and the sauce on it. 487 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,216 And charge it to Spetzia. 488 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,386 He owes me a lot of money. 489 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,496 - Yeah, why don't you two o find something else to do, h? 490 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,826 - Okay. 491 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,050 - You, kid- - You, sit down. 492 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,437 All right. 493 00:21:00,461 --> 00:21:02,166 Listen, what do you want from me, huh? 494 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,906 While I am in a good mood, tk to me. 495 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,166 - It all started when I was a kid. 496 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,536 You see- - You got three seconds. 497 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,400 - I wanna join the family and become a wiseguy. 498 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,006 - He wants to join the family, and become, 499 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,346 you ain't even Italian. 500 00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:14,876 - I'm doing the best I can. 501 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,346 - He's got big balls, this k. 502 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:21,586 You don't join this here, I induct you into it. 503 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:22,856 It's a special thing. 504 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:27,856 And once I induct you, I give you an offer you can't refuse. 505 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,356 - Sure, I've seen the movies. 506 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,196 - You've seen the movies. 507 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:31,097 This ain't the movies. 508 00:21:31,121 --> 00:21:33,536 There's no Chinese wiseguys in movies. 509 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,497 - No. 510 00:21:34,521 --> 00:21:36,566 - All right, I've had enoughf you, kid. 511 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,866 You keep sticking your nose in my business where it 512 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,266 don't belong, and I'm not 513 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:42,376 going to put you on a slow bt to China. 514 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,876 I'm gonna put you under one. 515 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,900 Capice? 516 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:46,706 Get him outta here. 517 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,577 Come on, let's go. 518 00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:48,876 Go on, take a walk. 519 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,877 - He's not kiddin'. 520 00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,216 Come on, let's go. 521 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,086 And stay out! 522 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,556 - Going straight to the top was an epic fail, 523 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,450 but I wasn't giving up. 524 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,396 There had to be another way r a Chinese 525 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:08,090 guy to get started in the mafia. 526 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,407 - Yeah, what? 527 00:22:18,431 --> 00:22:19,576 Take it easy, okay? 528 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,447 - Then get up the steps. 529 00:22:20,471 --> 00:22:21,576 - Why do we have to go in here for? 530 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,486 - Get up, get up those steps. 531 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,086 - You know what you're goin'n here for! 532 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:26,987 In here? 533 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:28,316 - Where do you want to go? 534 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,756 Get in! 535 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,826 Get in the ring, we'll straighten you out. 536 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:39,966 - What do you mean? 537 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:40,796 What do you mean, straightene out? 538 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,637 - Come on, come on. 539 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,320 Put these gloves on. 540 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,266 Box a round with little John. 541 00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:49,090 - Little Johnny? - They call him "The Masher." 542 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,976 - Wait a minute. 543 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,146 Bring him to me. 544 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:55,117 - Oh, it's your lucky day. 545 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,316 - Ritchie, get everybody out. 546 00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,286 - Clear the gym. 547 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:03,140 - So, my sources tell me Capella's 548 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:07,456 been moving product into Brooklyn. 549 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,196 - Capella's man, Frankie Bro, 550 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,696 has been messing with my clerks. 551 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,036 Forced 'em to buy his grated cheese. 552 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:14,867 - Yeah? 553 00:23:14,891 --> 00:23:16,296 Well, what'd your boys do? 554 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,636 - They're just boys, what cod they do? 555 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,476 He made them sign the order. 556 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,200 And no bulk discount! 557 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,046 I sell the grated cheese 558 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,976 and the garlic powder aroundn Brooklyn. 559 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,146 You don't buy nothin' from that Manhattan wannabe. 560 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:31,316 Get him outta here! 561 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,147 - Come on, come on. 562 00:23:32,171 --> 00:23:33,346 Get up, get out. 563 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,186 Let's go. 564 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,016 Come on. 565 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,857 - Look at these two wannabes 566 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,656 and their fake bruises. 567 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,726 - You two guys are pathetic. 568 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,356 - Too scared to say what really happened. 569 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,496 - Not for nothin', boss. 570 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,566 We were doing good until a dozen ninjas attacked us. 571 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,397 - Ninjas? 572 00:23:47,421 --> 00:23:48,536 - Yeah, boss. 573 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,736 They like, they came out of the shadows or something. 574 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,506 - Capella must have made a deal with that Hung Phat. 575 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:55,006 - The Italians and the Chinese working together? 576 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:57,036 You know, it's unprecedented, 577 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,076 but not impossible given the tensions 578 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,746 between the Italians. 579 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,016 - What are we gonna do, boss? 580 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,386 - Well, we got hundreds of olive oil cans around. 581 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,416 Maybe we put them all over Chinatown. 582 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,516 - Olive oil is Cappella's racket. 583 00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,726 - Right, Chinese don't buy Italian. 584 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,426 - We need an inside man, someone expendable. 585 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,756 - Hung Phat will go to war wh Capella. 586 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,896 - Exactly. 587 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,396 And when they're knocking each other off, we're gonna 588 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:19,526 move right in. 589 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:22,866 - Hey, we need an Italian that looks a little Chinese. 590 00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:23,767 Kinda like a crossover. 591 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,036 - Oh, that's a good idea. 592 00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,206 Go see who you can see. 593 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,536 - Who are we gonna trust, bo? 594 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,206 - It's not about who we can trust. 595 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:33,046 It's about who's dumb enougho do it. 596 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:37,376 - "The highly effecte made guy 597 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,886 instills fear through intimidation 598 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,416 and allows no one to refuse him. 599 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,256 He lets his will be known, 600 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,556 but until a Made Guy can say deeply and honestly, 601 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,056 I am what I am today because 602 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,396 of the choices I made yesterday, 603 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:56,920 he cannot say I have chosen the path of the Made Guy." 604 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:13,986 There's O'Greedy sneaking into Yam Cha Tong. 605 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:17,756 Hung Phat's triad headquarters in the back of a restaurant. 606 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,280 This guy is playing all sides. 607 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:26,950 - You coming here is asking r trouble. 608 00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:32,136 - The damn Italians can't work themselves out. 609 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,606 Their numbers are down and they're bringing attention 610 00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:35,836 to the operation. 611 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,336 - What is your plan? 612 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:41,176 - We partner to push out the Italians, keep the profits, 613 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,700 and the provolone. 614 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,340 - What do you want? 615 00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:50,186 - Enough cash to bribe some officials 616 00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:51,856 and you to find a way to get your 617 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,220 products into Little Italy and Brooklyn. 618 00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,220 - Okay. 619 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,466 Ming, 620 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:04,490 money! 621 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:19,740 - Thanks a lot. 622 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,356 - That's what I'm talking about, baby. 623 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,856 Me and you. 624 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,686 Us. 625 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,710 Together. 626 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,196 What more could a girl want? 627 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,196 - Power. 628 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,026 Fame. 629 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:33,866 Fortune. 630 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:34,696 - And I'm working up. 631 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,536 I told you. 632 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,366 - You're working up? 633 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:37,196 You always say you're working up. 634 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,036 You're not even working? 635 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:38,866 - Look at the car, Tina! 636 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:39,837 - Look at the car? 637 00:26:39,861 --> 00:26:42,076 I feel like it's a rental. 638 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,336 - Tina doll. 639 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,346 I've come for you. 640 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,846 - Hey, get your stinking hands off my car. 641 00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:48,016 I'm talking over here. 642 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,877 - Okay. 643 00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,846 I'm Vinny Chow, independent associate- 644 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,386 - Oh hey, ain't you the guy 645 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,516 who was trying to pick me up with the hot link? 646 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,686 - Uh, ugh, no. 647 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:57,386 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was you. 648 00:26:57,410 --> 00:26:58,886 - Uh, we all look alike? 649 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,526 - That's true. 650 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:02,396 Are you sure? 651 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,526 - I said we're busy. 652 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:06,026 Now scram. 653 00:27:06,050 --> 00:27:08,566 - Hey, don't interfere with family business. 654 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,096 I'm working for Al Capella. 655 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,736 - Oh, well, uh, hold on. 656 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,076 You're working for Mr. Al Capella? 657 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,036 - Well, I'm not working for Al Capella. 658 00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:19,706 - "Well, I'm not working forl Capella." 659 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:20,546 Huh, huh. 660 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:21,377 Yeah. 661 00:27:21,401 --> 00:27:23,076 Are you even Italian? 662 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,046 - You, you talkin' to me? 663 00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:26,047 - Get outta here. 664 00:27:26,071 --> 00:27:27,886 Tina, get in the car. 665 00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,416 - Hold on. 666 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,286 A girl could get far with a guy connected to the Don. 667 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:34,226 - I'm gonna go shake down a deli. 668 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,596 You're coming with me. 669 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,796 - See ya around, Rocco. 670 00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:38,726 - Tina, get in the car. 671 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,567 Tina! 672 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:40,760 Fuhgeddaboutit! 673 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:44,066 - Hey, kid. 674 00:27:44,090 --> 00:27:46,236 Don't you know drinking all that soda's bad for you? 675 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,067 - Yeah? 676 00:27:47,091 --> 00:27:49,076 My grandfather lived to be 80. 677 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,106 - Did he drink a lot of soda? 678 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:52,306 - No, he minded his own business. 679 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:53,746 - Why you little wiseguy. 680 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:55,916 Get outta, hey, get out of here you little, hit the road. 681 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:56,940 Next! 682 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,810 - Oregano, $3.99. 683 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,416 He's crazy and it stinks. 684 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,106 - What are you doing, Vin? 685 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,936 - You know, you gotta watch what you eat these days. 686 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,106 - It's dry pasta! 687 00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:27,176 - Those hydrogenated oils and trans fats. 688 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,116 Forget about it. 689 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,816 - Uh, sure, whatever. 690 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,456 Now, go demand some money so you could take me shopping. 691 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,680 And then maybe I'll take you somewhere. 692 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,626 Ugh, do something or I'm leaving. 693 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:45,150 Maybe I can still catch Rocco? 694 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,206 - Hey, are you Salame? 695 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:57,136 - For Christ sake, I'm counting money here. 696 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,806 Hey, what a lovely couple. 697 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:00,476 Do you like 69? 698 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,670 - I love beef and broccoli. 699 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,316 I'm Vinny Chow, independent associative of Al Capella. 700 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:09,556 I'm here to collect 300 large. 701 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,156 - I'm 300 large! 702 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:12,986 Vinny Chow, what kinda name is that? 703 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:16,026 I never heard no Chinese with an Italian name? 704 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,996 - Just because someone looks a certain way- 705 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,826 - Vinny, give me a break you. 706 00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:20,996 - I'm here to collect. 707 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:21,997 You don't pay? 708 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,496 I gotta get rough. 709 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,706 - You're not even Italian. 710 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:25,736 All right, I'll tell you what? 711 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,076 Get anything you want and I'll give you 30% off. 712 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,906 - You offering me a discount? 713 00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:32,346 - I'm offering you a discount. 714 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,176 - You're offering me a discount? 715 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,346 - Are you hard of hearing? 716 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,516 I'm offering you a discount. 717 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,386 - I'm here shaking you down, and you want me 718 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:41,886 to spend my money here? 719 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,686 - It's my one and only offer. 720 00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:45,556 Try the veal, I'm here all week. 721 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:46,856 Next? 722 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,226 Oh, buddy, your glasses are thicker than my provolone. 723 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,596 Get outta here. 724 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:55,236 - All right, I'll take a pound of provolone. 725 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:56,436 - Coming right up. 726 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:59,036 That's how you do business at Salame's Deli. 727 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:01,406 - You're not very good at th, Vin. 728 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,536 - Why do I need to explain this? 729 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,746 - Uh, because I'm holding groceries and you 730 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,546 borrowed 20 bucks from me? 731 00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:09,046 - Well, you let me handle the finances. 732 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,546 - Oh, you ain't gonna be handlin' 733 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:12,910 nothin' if you keep this up. 734 00:30:16,810 --> 00:30:19,586 Hey, ma, we brought you something. 735 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,896 - Did you go to Salame's tod? 736 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,966 - Why do you always gotta ask me? 737 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:24,767 - What? 738 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,450 It was 30 off today. 739 00:30:27,820 --> 00:30:28,820 Oh, sorry. 740 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,576 Thank you for bringing this stuff over. 741 00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:48,416 - Hey, get in the car. 742 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,257 - No way. 743 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,256 Why? - Get in the car. 744 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:56,757 - Come here, you son of a bitch. 745 00:30:56,781 --> 00:30:58,596 Get over there! 746 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:00,020 Come on, come on. 747 00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:07,266 - Look at this. 748 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,777 - Look at me, you. 749 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,476 You think this is a big joke, huh? 750 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,976 - No, it's no joke. 751 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,806 This is kinda funny though. 752 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:14,646 Am I right? 753 00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:15,476 - Oh, yeah? 754 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,317 You think what I do is funny? 755 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:17,476 Maybe you think I'm funny. 756 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,946 Funny how? 757 00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:19,786 - What? 758 00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:20,617 No. 759 00:31:20,641 --> 00:31:22,456 - I know what it is, you lite rat. 760 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,986 You think you're the Godfath. 761 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,156 Or maybe you think you're the freakin' 762 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:26,626 Pope of Greenwich Village, h? 763 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,856 - I'm just trying to prove myself mob worthy. 764 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,296 - This ain't "The Sopranos", kid. 765 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,166 I don't care what you do on the other side of Canal Stre. 766 00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:35,536 But over here, nobody messes with Al Capella. 767 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,636 I had enough of you. 768 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,966 Get the bats. 769 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:38,836 - With pleasure. 770 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,860 - Please. 771 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:41,707 - No, no, no, no. 772 00:31:41,731 --> 00:31:43,306 That, not that bat. 773 00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:44,376 Get the wax ones. 774 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,676 Not that one. 775 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,476 No, not that one either. 776 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,646 - Cheese, you wanna hit him with cheese? 777 00:31:49,670 --> 00:31:51,346 - That's too expensive! 778 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:52,646 That's the one. 779 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:53,670 Crack him! 780 00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:02,656 All right, that's enough. 781 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,826 Now, get him outta here. 782 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:04,896 - Ah, ya! 783 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,726 Why do you pursue them? 784 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,036 Where is the motivation? 785 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:12,006 - Every child thinks they're special. 786 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,706 My parents with all their offspring. 787 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,876 And I saw made guys getting attention and respect. 788 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,246 - Your family never rejected you. 789 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,746 And May is there for you. 790 00:32:23,770 --> 00:32:27,686 - No wiseguy ever had a Chinese girl on his arm. 791 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:30,540 - You're disturbed in so many ways. 792 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,720 So, what about your wounds? 793 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:38,066 - I went to ask my master for help. 794 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:38,897 - Ha! 795 00:32:38,921 --> 00:32:40,866 Of course, you did. 796 00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:44,536 - I knew Sifu would x me up 797 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,606 without all the questions. 798 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,630 - What happened? 799 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,776 - I was admiring the uh, the majestic cherry blossoms 800 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,546 when my bike flipped. 801 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,206 - If you would've developed your kung-fu. 802 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:54,940 This wouldn't happen. 803 00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:57,270 Ah. 804 00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:03,386 - He taught me about body pressure points used 805 00:33:03,410 --> 00:33:05,886 to heal or to hurt someone 806 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,170 - Now, rest. 807 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,256 - Vincent! 808 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,096 - May! - Stay. 809 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,097 Sifu called. 810 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,596 I came as soon as I could. 811 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,996 - I've got something to do in Flushing. 812 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,020 Excuse me. 813 00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:50,297 - What happened? 814 00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:52,290 - Fell of a bike! 815 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,976 - You don't have a bike. 816 00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,300 - Ice cream? 817 00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:16,626 I wanted to get the best jade bracelet for my girl. 818 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:19,150 And Ting's was just the place. 819 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,976 Best place for Chinese ice cream. 820 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,316 They have lychee with red bes and sweet 821 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,510 and sour sauce and no MSG. 822 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:43,016 Now, I look like an asshole. 823 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,326 - Why? 824 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,956 - Because I didn't hold the door. 825 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,286 - It's all right. 826 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,856 I can buy you ice cream. 827 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,036 - Your own art galle, exciting. 828 00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:01,060 - I know. 829 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,346 The opening is in a week. 830 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,046 Would you go with me? 831 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,176 - Sure. 832 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,746 - Promise? 833 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,146 - You did all these? 834 00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:13,546 - Hmm, yep, all of them. 835 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,440 You're really talented. 836 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,226 - Thank you for noticing. 837 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:23,756 - You have so many admirers, why aren't you dating? 838 00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:26,596 - I guess I just had my heart set on one special guy 839 00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:29,836 for as long as I can remember. 840 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:32,090 - I know how you feel, May. 841 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:35,237 - Vincent I- 842 00:35:35,261 --> 00:35:36,376 - No matter how hard I try, I just can't get 843 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,060 Tina to fall for me. 844 00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:45,046 - Have you tried to be yourself, Vincent? 845 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,916 I mean, why try to be like others? 846 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,916 You're perfect as you are. 847 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,910 - I don't expect you to understand. 848 00:35:53,810 --> 00:35:56,296 - To understand you can't live Italian when you're Chinese? 849 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,226 - Did not acting Chinese stop Warner Oland 850 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:00,226 from being Charlie Chan? 851 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,636 - He was acting for televisi, playing a stereotype. 852 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,936 Like you are doing right now because you think a certain 853 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,606 kind of girl will like you. 854 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:08,406 It's not real. 855 00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:10,906 - You pretend to be nice, May. 856 00:36:10,930 --> 00:36:12,446 You're judgmental like the rest. 857 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:16,916 - Vincent, I would never- - I need some air. 858 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,116 I'm gonna have lunch with Jo, anyway. 859 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,146 - Please, don't go? 860 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:24,326 - Men, at some time are masters of their fates. 861 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,086 The fault, dear Brutus, 862 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:27,650 is not in our stars 863 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,796 but in ourselves that we are underlings. 864 00:36:38,290 --> 00:36:39,466 Well, thank you, my darlings. 865 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:41,976 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 866 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,807 Um, wait. 867 00:36:42,831 --> 00:36:44,676 Oh, who has the flyers for the show? 868 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:54,286 - My mom says hi and 869 00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:55,640 this is for you. 870 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,986 Oh. I love me some Mexican. 871 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,626 - Afternoon, Jose. 872 00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,196 - What's going on, Lawrence? 873 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,550 - Well, you look horrendous. 874 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:09,296 And you look like you could use some stress relief. 875 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,536 Here, let me get those shoulders. 876 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:14,676 - Hey, Lawrence. 877 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,476 - Oh, it's never easy, is it? 878 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,316 Anyway, here are some flyers for our new production 879 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,676 of Julius Caesar. Come down to the playhouse and 880 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,316 play with us sometime. 881 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,816 - Asians don't look good in tights. 882 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,180 - Yeah? Says you... Oh! 883 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:35,526 Those bags under your eyes are bigger than a Queen's purse. 884 00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:37,896 I am offended by this, blech! 885 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,920 Do yourself and me a favor and apply some Preparation H. 886 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,866 - His eyes are swollen, not s ass. 887 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,876 - It constricts swollen tiss, sweetie. 888 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,046 Oh, um, do you mind taping these to the tops of pizza boxes 889 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,576 so, they go out with deliveries? 890 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,846 - Yeah, put a stack over the. 891 00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:57,346 - Ah, you are a doll. 892 00:37:57,370 --> 00:37:59,246 Okay, I take my leave of you. 893 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,016 I will see you Saturday at brunch. 894 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,480 - Yeah, forget about it. - Okay, bye. 895 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,687 - Yeah. 896 00:38:03,711 --> 00:38:04,886 What is with you anyway, Vin? 897 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,356 - I'm just feeling down. 898 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:07,586 - Marone! 899 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:09,226 You didn't expect to do 900 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,426 what you did and not get roughed up, did you? 901 00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,066 I mean tryin' to extort a pound of provolone 902 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,260 at Capella's corner? - I was doing it for Tina. 903 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,060 Anyways, May and I had a fig. 904 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,076 Whatever it is, she's probably right. 905 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,376 The people closest to you dot like to see you get hurt. 906 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,906 - No... 907 00:38:25,930 --> 00:38:27,576 - Put a word in with your uncle. 908 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,376 If Al Capella won't take me, 909 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,240 maybe Condimento will? 910 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,216 - That's a big request. 911 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240 - I know. 912 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,426 If it backfires, they'll break your legs. 913 00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:43,280 But that's what friends do, right? 914 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,920 - All right, I, I can talk to him. 915 00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:51,790 - Thanks. 916 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,646 Hung Phat had the idea of relabeling ramen noodles 917 00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:10,180 as Marco Polo Pasta and moving them into Little Italy. 918 00:39:19,350 --> 00:39:20,950 - Gentlemen. 919 00:39:49,150 --> 00:39:51,026 - The Italians stole our noodles, 920 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,326 called it spaghetti. 921 00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:54,636 We must steal it back. 922 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,020 - Japanese ramen. 923 00:39:57,390 --> 00:39:59,360 Why not Chinese noodles? 924 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:17,986 - Stupid fool, we must respect honored noodles. 925 00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:20,526 We use Japanese to fool Italians. 926 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:29,736 - That might work for a while but 927 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,666 we need a better plan to ruin them. 928 00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:35,036 I want all their territory. 929 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,060 All of it. 930 00:40:36,730 --> 00:40:38,076 - Everything is good. 931 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:41,076 Our trucks are ready to deliver first thing tomorrow. 932 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,346 - I've got men in place 933 00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:45,216 to arrest the Italians if they start trouble. 934 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,746 Disturbing the peace, and all that. 935 00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:12,276 - If his plan backfires, 936 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:16,576 there's gonna be big trouble in little Chinatown. 937 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,916 So, Hung Phat called on its top masters 938 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:20,886 and their disciples for backup. 939 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:42,320 - Forms don't hit back. 940 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:16,466 - So, what'd you bring me? 941 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,336 - Well, listen, we're jarring up the sauce over here at the 942 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,006 Kitchen Conciliere now. 943 00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:21,736 And we're using all your spices to make it. 944 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,206 And uh, we are gonna sell it in the supermarkets. 945 00:43:24,230 --> 00:43:25,077 And here's the best part. 946 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:26,376 - I get 10%. 947 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,506 - 10? 948 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:29,516 Well, if you only want 10, but we got you in for 20. 949 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,517 - Oh, you're a beautiful thi. 950 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,346 - And well, Capella thinks he's in for a piece. 951 00:43:32,370 --> 00:43:33,186 - Yeah, you know what? 952 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,186 - 5% and that's it for him. 953 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,187 - You did the right thing. 954 00:43:35,211 --> 00:43:36,416 You made the right decision. 955 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,016 You know, I had my doubts abt you, 956 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,526 but you did good, you know, right? 957 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,527 - I hope so? 958 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:41,756 - All right, we'll talk later. That's about it. 959 00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:43,896 - You take care, all right? - Alright, goodbye. Alright. 960 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,426 Oh, you're like an animal over there, huh? 961 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,436 Like, drink uh, like a man. 962 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,536 Like a man! 963 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,866 - Like this, boss. 964 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,706 - You see this guy, Jojo? 965 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:55,706 He used to work for Capella. 966 00:43:55,730 --> 00:43:57,106 Now he's with us. 967 00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:58,376 He understands. 968 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,716 - He may understand but doese remember? 969 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,446 And where are my two liters? 970 00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:05,416 - Understanding is not enough. 971 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,886 You need to control him. 972 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,557 - I control him. 973 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:12,626 You see how much he shows me respect? 974 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,056 - That's reactionary! 975 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,096 If you're gonna win this war, you need to 976 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,250 be proactive. 977 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,566 Start moving product into new territory, 978 00:44:21,590 --> 00:44:22,936 slash the tires of your 979 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,066 competition and take over thr routes 980 00:44:26,090 --> 00:44:27,736 - I'm doing everything you wt me to do, 981 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,776 but I need more insurances. 982 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,806 - I'll make sure your men don't get arrested, 983 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:33,830 you gotta up the effort. 984 00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:40,287 - Boy! - That was weird. 985 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:42,586 - Whoa, you're telling me, h? 986 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:45,586 Pharmacy pick me up some meds, huh? 987 00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:48,656 - And some extra strength little blue pills. 988 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,126 - Blue pills? 989 00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,926 Hey, what do you have problems with your pipes 990 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:52,927 and your equipment? 991 00:44:52,951 --> 00:44:54,966 - Fonggu, it's my 25-year-old girlfriend 992 00:44:54,990 --> 00:44:56,796 and those fried empanadas. 993 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,306 I can't resist either. 994 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,166 - Why don't you try these? 995 00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:03,276 They work for me. 996 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,446 - Hey, yeah? 997 00:45:10,470 --> 00:45:12,286 Yeah, how you doing, Joey? 998 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:13,116 Huh? 999 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:13,947 How is your mom? 1000 00:45:13,971 --> 00:45:15,186 Good, good, good. 1001 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:17,286 Yeah, yeah, shoot. 1002 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:18,310 Oh, really? 1003 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,126 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 1004 00:45:22,150 --> 00:45:22,957 - What's that? 1005 00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:24,480 You got that look. 1006 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,296 - That was my nephew. 1007 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,136 You won't believe what he just asked me. 1008 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,866 It's like a miracle from the Lord. 1009 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:32,306 - How is that? 1010 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,876 - He's got this friend who's got that specific look we 1011 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,306 were talking about? 1012 00:45:36,330 --> 00:45:38,036 He wants a job! 1013 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:39,846 - Why don't you ask the guy to meet us at the diner? 1014 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,306 I'll be in the back, listening in. 1015 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:42,330 Okay? 1016 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:47,816 - Joey! 1017 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,316 Thank you so much for talking to your uncle for me. 1018 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:51,317 - It's okay. 1019 00:45:51,341 --> 00:45:53,326 He said he had a, uh, a dangerous job for 1020 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:54,856 a unique type of individual. 1021 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,396 - Dangerous? 1022 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,350 - You want this or not? 1023 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:00,866 - Yeah, yeah. 1024 00:46:08,690 --> 00:46:10,336 - That guy don't give up. 1025 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:15,717 - All right. 1026 00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:17,916 We got a lemon lime, 1027 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,516 we got a cherry, 1028 00:46:19,540 --> 00:46:20,886 we got a regular. 1029 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,080 Anything else? 1030 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:26,210 - Never grab another man's beverage. 1031 00:46:28,610 --> 00:46:30,526 It appears that you, Mr. Chow, 1032 00:46:30,550 --> 00:46:34,196 are uniquely qualified for a very special job. 1033 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:35,766 - Thank you, Uncle Eddie. 1034 00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,366 May I call you uncle? 1035 00:46:37,390 --> 00:46:39,066 - No, you may not. 1036 00:46:39,090 --> 00:46:39,907 - No, of course not. 1037 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:41,060 Uh, Mr. Soda. 1038 00:46:48,970 --> 00:46:50,246 - Hey, pay attention over he. 1039 00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:52,610 - Hey, you don't snap at me. 1040 00:46:53,910 --> 00:46:56,216 - Look, you got this or what? 1041 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,740 'Cause I gotta go. 1042 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,726 Be at my place seven o'clock tonight. 1043 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,926 Bring this dinner and do me a favor, Tina, don't be late. 1044 00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:05,950 Okay? 1045 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:13,436 - You are not going over the. 1046 00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,566 - What can a girl do? 1047 00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:15,976 It's slim pickins around here. 1048 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,276 - Well, it depends what you're looking for. 1049 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:22,076 Willing to build a life Every gitogether. es a man 1050 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,116 - I think you should know that 1051 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,116 this job presents a unique challenge. 1052 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:27,416 It is very dangerous. 1053 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,816 Do we understand? 1054 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,086 - Vinny is up for any challenge. 1055 00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,286 - When we're together, 1056 00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:34,426 you do not speak unless I tell you. 1057 00:47:34,450 --> 00:47:35,996 Do you understand? 1058 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960 Yeah? 1059 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:45,620 Okay, yeah. 1060 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:50,136 Okay, Don Condimento wants to talk to you personally. 1061 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,346 I'm going to take you back to see him, okay? 1062 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:57,176 Listen, you act cool and you don't make a scene. 1063 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,446 We don't want any undue attention. 1064 00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:00,316 Do we understand? 1065 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:01,646 - Yeah. 1066 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,340 Of course, for sure. 1067 00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:10,850 - Listen, uh, what's wrong wh you? 1068 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,996 I told you to be cool. 1069 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:15,636 You wrinkled my jacket. 1070 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,766 - Sorry. 1071 00:48:16,790 --> 00:48:20,536 I didn't know "take you to the back" meant one booth. 1072 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,206 - Come on, get in there, the two of you. 1073 00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:23,230 Sit down. 1074 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,030 Move over. 1075 00:48:31,570 --> 00:48:35,686 - I understand you're looking for a job with the family. 1076 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,486 I understand you're willing 1077 00:48:37,510 --> 00:48:39,726 to do what it takes to earn a position 1078 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,986 in the family. 1079 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:44,496 I understand that you don't k questions. 1080 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,497 - Yes, Mr. Condimento. 1081 00:48:45,521 --> 00:48:47,496 - You don't talk to me. 1082 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,690 In fact, you never met me. 1083 00:48:51,190 --> 00:48:52,666 If you got something to say, 1084 00:48:52,690 --> 00:48:55,336 you say to Eddie here. 1085 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,876 - Please tell Mr. Condimento I said, "Yes, sir." 1086 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,346 - You will distribute 300 gallons 1087 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,176 of olive oil in Chinatown. 1088 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,570 Clean and simple. 1089 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,186 - This is unorthodox, never been done. 1090 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:08,686 And, you do not mess up 1091 00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:11,186 or you will face serious consequences. 1092 00:49:11,210 --> 00:49:14,526 Serious consequences for you and your family. 1093 00:49:14,550 --> 00:49:16,120 - Do we understand? 1094 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,526 - Yes. 1095 00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:19,527 You won't regret this. 1096 00:49:19,551 --> 00:49:20,696 - You don't talk to nobody, 1097 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,220 nobody about this arrangement. 1098 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,736 Huh? 1099 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,936 - Do we understand? 1100 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,206 - Enough with this "do we understand?" 1101 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:31,206 I think he understands. 1102 00:49:31,230 --> 00:49:32,406 - Sorry, boss. 1103 00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:34,276 You know how I get when I don't have my soda. 1104 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,900 - Do we understand? 1105 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,416 - Leave us now. 1106 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,247 Come on. 1107 00:49:40,271 --> 00:49:41,570 Get outta here. 1108 00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:51,926 - I think that went really well. 1109 00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:52,950 - Yeah? 1110 00:49:58,590 --> 00:49:59,766 - Hmm. 1111 00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:00,790 You know, 1112 00:50:01,590 --> 00:50:05,306 I think we just found someone stupid enough to do this. 1113 00:50:05,330 --> 00:50:06,330 - I think we did. 1114 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,576 - You gotta watch all that sugar. 1115 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,246 You're going to catch the diabetes. 1116 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,810 - I use protection. 1117 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,316 - I got four skippers coming in and one of them 1118 00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:19,326 I think is working for Condimento himself. 1119 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,287 - Really? 1120 00:50:20,311 --> 00:50:22,820 - We gotta find out who it is. 1121 00:50:25,450 --> 00:50:27,296 - Well, I gotta get going, boss. 1122 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,126 - No. 1123 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:28,966 You ain't going nowhere. 1124 00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:29,797 Sit down. 1125 00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:32,106 - Why, what's up? 1126 00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:34,836 - You might have to make funeral arrangements for somebody. 1127 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:35,976 - Funeral arrangements, for who? 1128 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Who died? 1129 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,970 - I don't know yet. 1130 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,640 Let me get around here. 1131 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,820 What I gotta deal with. 1132 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,866 What are you looking away for? 1133 00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:09,676 - Al, can you let me off the hook, please? 1134 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,536 For old time's sake. 1135 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,170 - Jojo, I love you. 1136 00:51:20,670 --> 00:51:22,210 God bless you, pal. 1137 00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:27,250 Ave Maria 1138 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,860 He sings good, huh? 1139 00:51:46,230 --> 00:51:48,576 - I just had the greatest day. 1140 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,246 May, I'm sorry about yesterd. 1141 00:51:50,270 --> 00:51:53,246 I was just a little anxious about things. 1142 00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:54,516 - Tell us about your day. 1143 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:55,556 - Yes. 1144 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:57,586 Where have you been, Vincent? 1145 00:51:57,610 --> 00:52:00,686 You were supposed to be hee at noon to watch your siblin. 1146 00:52:00,710 --> 00:52:02,556 - I had a job interview. 1147 00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:04,696 - An interview? 1148 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,526 What position? 1149 00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:08,566 - Delivering olive oil. 1150 00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:11,196 - Italian olive oil, huh? 1151 00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:13,066 How much do they pay you? 1152 00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:15,576 - It's a trial period. 1153 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,706 Forget about it. 1154 00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:17,707 - Loh Moh! 1155 00:52:17,731 --> 00:52:18,936 Uh, uh, did you hear this? 1156 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,376 The Italians are making slave labor of the, 1157 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,716 of the stupid among us. 1158 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,140 - Marone, I'm dyin' over here. 1159 00:52:26,070 --> 00:52:28,586 - What happened to your Chinese accent, Vincent? 1160 00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:30,056 - I was raised in New York. 1161 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,416 I never had a Chinese accent. 1162 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,386 - He eats too much spaghetti when he's out. 1163 00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:37,126 - Vincent, my gallery is in a couple of days. 1164 00:52:37,150 --> 00:52:38,920 Promise to escort me? 1165 00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:42,236 - I'll be there, May. I promise. 1166 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,636 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1167 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,906 I have a really big day tomorrow. 1168 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:49,606 - When he comes around, 1169 00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:52,470 the world will finally make sense. 1170 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:56,776 -We only wish the best for Vincent. 1171 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,110 But why you wait for him is a great mystery. 1172 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:02,010 - It's all I can do. 1173 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,350 I love his authenticity. He lives from his heart. 1174 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:09,780 Could - Ifproduce authentic jobs. rt 1175 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,766 - There I was, 1176 00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,826 pushing Italian olive oil in Chinatown. 1177 00:53:14,850 --> 00:53:17,290 My first stop was Liu's herbal shop. 1178 00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:31,476 - Vincent, what have you got there? 1179 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,116 - Ancient Liu, this is olive oil. 1180 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,956 - Difficult product to sell in Chinatown. 1181 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,116 - It's the best olive oil money can buy, though. 1182 00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:40,956 Fresh olives, pressed only once. 1183 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,626 It's called extra virgin. 1184 00:53:42,650 --> 00:53:44,126 - Virgin? 1185 00:53:44,150 --> 00:53:45,466 We like our virgins. 1186 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,796 - Yeah, how many cases you want? 1187 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:49,366 Uh, you can infuse them with your tonics. 1188 00:53:49,390 --> 00:53:52,636 - My herbs make a limp man solid. 1189 00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:55,336 Your father, best customer. 1190 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,976 Enormous libido makes his back weak. 1191 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,306 Cause and effect, you know? 1192 00:54:00,330 --> 00:54:01,646 - Sure. 1193 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:02,976 Because you are so good to my father, 1194 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,146 I'll give you a discount. 1195 00:54:05,170 --> 00:54:06,646 - You're a good son. 1196 00:54:06,670 --> 00:54:08,686 You look after your parents 1197 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,316 and you care for their health. 1198 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:12,850 That is honorable. 1199 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,396 - Thanks, ancient one. 1200 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,496 But I- 1201 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:21,190 - Vincent, your father has good credit here. 1202 00:54:25,690 --> 00:54:29,536 - Ancient Liu is just so darn polite and spiritual. 1203 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,700 Or did he just hustle me? 1204 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:45,357 Hey, how are you doing? 1205 00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:47,526 You want some olive oil? 1206 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,357 - Huh? 1207 00:54:48,381 --> 00:54:50,096 - You want some olive oil? 1208 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,926 - No. 1209 00:54:50,950 --> 00:54:51,757 - No? 1210 00:54:51,781 --> 00:54:52,890 Are you sure? 1211 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:06,046 This was an actual job with e mob. 1212 00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:08,570 But no one was taking the oil. 1213 00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,726 I just had to prove myself. 1214 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,896 I couldn't fail. 1215 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,736 It's time to use intimidation and force the noodle maker 1216 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,236 to buy olive oil. 1217 00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:33,066 - No! 1218 00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:33,907 I don't buy. 1219 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:35,106 Peanut oil only. 1220 00:55:35,130 --> 00:55:36,806 - I got a full shipment of olive oil. 1221 00:55:36,830 --> 00:55:39,106 - I tell you, I have plenty wok oil here. 1222 00:55:39,130 --> 00:55:39,947 - No, no, no. 1223 00:55:39,971 --> 00:55:41,476 I give the orders around here. 1224 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,840 Go tell your little boys to go stock it! 1225 00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:47,970 Ahh. 1226 00:55:54,450 --> 00:55:55,327 - You go now. 1227 00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:56,996 I call Mr. Hung Phat. 1228 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,456 - Forget about it. 1229 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,326 - Forget about nothing, I hit you again. 1230 00:56:00,350 --> 00:56:01,626 Waste my time. 1231 00:56:08,790 --> 00:56:11,960 - The ginger fresh. Just come in. 1232 00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:15,540 Ah, look at this lettuce. Organic! 1233 00:56:21,470 --> 00:56:23,980 Ah, excellent okra. Yeah, go. 1234 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:27,710 So, you're here, huh? 1235 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:36,160 Yes, look at these oranges. Fresh! 1236 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,820 - Just dropping off some this from Liu the Ancient. 1237 00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,390 - Ooh. 1238 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:45,136 - Got some things in there for mom, too. 1239 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,400 - Alright. 1240 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:51,216 Oh, yeah it's nice. Oh, jeeze. 1241 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,010 Oh my gosh. Sorry, huh. 1242 00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,510 Take this one. This one whole. Not broken. 1243 00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:12,166 - Olive oil in Chinatown. 1244 00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:13,260 Vincent Chow. 1245 00:57:14,530 --> 00:57:16,176 - I can deal with him. 1246 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,536 Bring me Vincent Chow! 1247 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,560 Now! 1248 00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:20,846 - Angora! 1249 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:21,676 Knock it off. 1250 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:22,700 Sit down. 1251 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:26,186 This is very important today. 1252 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,716 Don Vincenzo's coming in from Sicily to set things right 1253 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,356 between the crews. 1254 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,686 - Condimento's got no power though. 1255 00:57:31,710 --> 00:57:33,756 - Well, he's got enough juice to bring the Don in on 1256 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,256 special occasion, doesn't he? 1257 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,097 - Yeah. 1258 00:57:36,121 --> 00:57:37,256 - Here's what we're gonna do. 1259 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,696 We're gonna pick him up at the airport. 1260 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,766 You got it? 1261 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:40,896 I'm gonna show him the ledger. 1262 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,236 I gotta be very persuasive. 1263 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,596 You two get the limo ready. 1264 00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:45,866 Make sure it's polished. 1265 00:57:45,890 --> 00:57:47,366 Make sure the cheese is aged. 1266 00:57:47,390 --> 00:57:48,666 And, you know what? 1267 00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:50,076 Get some homemade wine, I thk the old man will like that. 1268 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,376 Okay? 1269 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,546 And then, go to Chinatown and find out what 1270 00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:55,046 the hell is going on over the 1271 00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:57,570 'cause something ain't kosher. 1272 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,286 What are you waiting for? 1273 00:58:01,310 --> 00:58:02,310 Go! 1274 00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:04,557 They're like the gang that couldn't 1275 00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:05,786 shoot straight, these two. 1276 00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:08,226 Where'd you get 'em? 1277 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,476 - May, how are you and Vincent, uh, getting it on? 1278 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,246 - Auntie is only looking after your futures. 1279 00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:30,116 Vincent has yet to have a nice date. 1280 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,746 We have hopes that the two of you. 1281 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,646 - Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1282 00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:37,816 We just want the best partner for our May. 1283 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,586 - Look at you with your art opening. 1284 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:41,850 - I know. 1285 00:58:43,350 --> 00:58:44,157 - You know what? 1286 00:58:44,181 --> 00:58:45,426 Guys, have you heard? 1287 00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:47,426 Vincent, I mean, Vinny, 1288 00:58:47,450 --> 00:58:48,996 has been hanging out in Little Italy 1289 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:50,666 acting like a guido. 1290 00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:52,096 - Is that true, Vincent? 1291 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,006 Did you act like a gui-do? 1292 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,266 - No, not like a guido. 1293 00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:56,336 - Mm-hmm. 1294 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,936 You know everybody has been talking about it and 1295 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,006 that like he's trying to get with this girl who goes around 1296 00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:03,176 and tried to steal some cheese from the deli? 1297 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,616 - It wasn't stealing anything. 1298 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,640 - May! 1299 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:13,456 I can't believe May would just walk out like that. 1300 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:16,820 - May. 1301 00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:21,326 Forget about that. 1302 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,466 Tonight is about you. 1303 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:25,490 It's your special night. 1304 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,006 - I have loved you my entire life, Vincent. 1305 00:59:30,030 --> 00:59:32,846 I always thought if I waited long enough, you would 1306 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:35,176 recognize you have feelings r me, too. 1307 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,400 Have I only wasted my time? 1308 00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:39,817 - I just never thought- 1309 00:59:39,841 --> 00:59:42,186 - That's just it, Vincent. 1310 00:59:42,210 --> 00:59:44,156 Why do you think I'm always at your house? 1311 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:47,880 I'm there to see you, to spend time with you. 1312 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:52,556 We had so many moments, yet, 1313 00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:54,996 you have been oblivious to tm all. 1314 00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,360 That's not true. 1315 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:04,176 - Chow, what's wrong with that son of yours? 1316 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,746 - Uh, you should love him. 1317 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,346 He doesn't act Chinese. 1318 01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:11,376 - Vincent, listen carefully, 1319 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,346 Hung-Phat is looking for you. 1320 01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:15,046 And it's serious. 1321 01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:17,386 - A few cans, that's all there was. 1322 01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:23,226 - Apologize to him 1323 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:27,066 he may crush your bones, but at least you'll live. 1324 01:00:29,890 --> 01:00:32,730 I'll be watching from the shadows. 1325 01:00:41,770 --> 01:00:42,677 - Look, ma. 1326 01:00:42,701 --> 01:00:44,216 Look what that cute Chinese y gave me. 1327 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,047 - Who? 1328 01:00:45,071 --> 01:00:47,046 That delivery boy from the other day? 1329 01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:49,886 He doesn't stand a chance with you. 1330 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:51,556 - You never know. 1331 01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:52,387 - What is it? 1332 01:00:52,411 --> 01:00:53,926 You don't like Italians anymore? 1333 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:54,756 What? 1334 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:55,586 You like Chinese now? 1335 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:56,427 - You know, ma? 1336 01:00:56,451 --> 01:00:59,250 Race has got nothing to do wh it 1337 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:02,896 - Stop already. 1338 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,096 - I think it's cute, I think it's little, it's cute. 1339 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,096 It's very small. 1340 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,120 It's cute. 1341 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,626 - Hung-Phat was coming for me. 1342 01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:34,326 Tina started liking me. 1343 01:01:34,350 --> 01:01:37,096 May is mad at me, and my parents are threatened. 1344 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,106 It's no wonder I ended up in trouble. 1345 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:44,006 - Oh, we're gonna see about that, honey. 1346 01:01:44,030 --> 01:01:45,800 Well, hello, Vincent. 1347 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,800 Hmm? 1348 01:01:50,470 --> 01:01:51,447 - I think I'm being followed. 1349 01:01:51,471 --> 01:01:52,476 - Things didn't go well? 1350 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,946 - I hardly placed any cans. 1351 01:01:53,970 --> 01:01:55,816 It's like the Chinese don't speak my language. 1352 01:01:57,310 --> 01:02:00,126 - Okay, enough of this dumbness. 1353 01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:01,456 What gives? 1354 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,486 - I'm trying to distribute the mob's 1355 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,956 Italian olive oil in Chinato. 1356 01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:06,626 I'm supposed to explain myself to Triads 1357 01:02:06,650 --> 01:02:08,526 who found out but now are following me Wait, wait. 1358 01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:10,136 - The mob? 1359 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,160 The triad? 1360 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,366 Okay, look, 1361 01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:16,706 I am not one to judge a lifestyle but damn! 1362 01:02:16,730 --> 01:02:18,976 This is some crazy shit! 1363 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,846 - I don't want to face Chinese water torture. 1364 01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:22,646 I don't want to wear cement boots, either. 1365 01:02:22,670 --> 01:02:25,476 - I told you family life was dangerous. 1366 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,386 You gotta lay low today. 1367 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,686 After brunch. 1368 01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:33,326 Embraces their role, the - Vincenaudiencethe actor 1369 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:35,186 just can't resist. 1370 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,226 They're hooked. 1371 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,326 - Yeah, Vin, you gotta walk it like you talk it. 1372 01:02:38,350 --> 01:02:39,866 And, you better speed walk it, 1373 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,496 or we're all gonna be in deep shit. 1374 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,367 - I'm not gonna be in deep shit. 1375 01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:43,996 - We're gonna be in deep shit. 1376 01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:45,366 - Okay. - Right. 1377 01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:46,836 I've come this far. 1378 01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:48,406 No turning back. 1379 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:50,706 Time to play the main guy ro. 1380 01:02:50,730 --> 01:02:51,876 No more eating rice. 1381 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:52,706 - Mmm. 1382 01:02:52,730 --> 01:02:53,547 Testify, little brother. 1383 01:02:53,571 --> 01:02:55,506 - No more eating egg rolls. 1384 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:58,040 - Embrace the wise guy within. 1385 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:09,026 - Forget about it. 1386 01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:11,256 It's like if you agree with someone, you know? 1387 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,526 Like Scarlett Johansson's one great piece of ass. 1388 01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:16,436 Forget about it. 1389 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,196 It also can mean "go to hell," too. 1390 01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:19,396 Like, "Hey, Paulie. 1391 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:20,566 You got a one-inch pepper." 1392 01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:22,036 - Oh. 1393 01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:25,276 - But sometimes it just means "forget about it." 1394 01:03:26,630 --> 01:03:28,246 - Bravo, Vinny. 1395 01:03:28,270 --> 01:03:29,376 Bravo. 1396 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,416 Forget about it! 1397 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,886 - Forget about it! 1398 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:35,570 - You know what you wanna order? 1399 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:39,280 Never a knife when you need one. 1400 01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:42,557 Thank you. 1401 01:03:42,581 --> 01:03:43,780 - Vincent Chow! 1402 01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:53,630 - I got this. 1403 01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:16,756 - Should have never invited you out to brunch. 1404 01:04:43,310 --> 01:04:44,810 - No turning back. 1405 01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:49,810 - Freeze. 1406 01:04:52,150 --> 01:04:53,650 - Forget about it! 1407 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,476 - Time's running out, Mr. Vinny. 1408 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,006 - I'm Special Agent Johnson. 1409 01:05:05,030 --> 01:05:08,646 And this is my partner, Special Agent Johnson. 1410 01:05:08,670 --> 01:05:09,647 - Oh, that's cute. 1411 01:05:09,671 --> 01:05:11,546 Like, uh, Johnson and Johnson. 1412 01:05:11,570 --> 01:05:13,046 I love the baby oil. 1413 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:15,216 - We prefer "The Two Johnson" 1414 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,556 - Ooh. 1415 01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:17,487 Double Dutch fudge. 1416 01:05:17,511 --> 01:05:19,156 Double, double Dutch fudge. 1417 01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:22,326 - We're from the Department of Food Safety and Hygiene. 1418 01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:24,526 - Is that a real thing? 1419 01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:27,826 - It's been a rough couple of weeks, hasn't it, Mr. Chung? 1420 01:05:27,850 --> 01:05:28,996 - Oh, oh, uh, I told him. 1421 01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:30,666 I told him it would be a bad idea. 1422 01:05:30,690 --> 01:05:33,836 - That was some crazy ass trd shit. 1423 01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:35,036 - And I know that Mr. Lawrence 1424 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:37,536 your martial arts skills are pretty good. 1425 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,706 - Well, you know. 1426 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,176 I'm just trying to uphold the long line 1427 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,176 of Black Martial Arts heroes. 1428 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,886 - Like Ron Van Clief, The Blk Dragon? 1429 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:48,546 - Jim Kelly in "Enter the Dragon" 1430 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,186 and as "Black Belt Jones." 1431 01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:51,356 - Wesley Snipes in "Blade." 1432 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:52,357 - Oh, oh. 1433 01:05:52,381 --> 01:05:55,256 And, Eddie Griffin in "Undercover Brother." 1434 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,196 - Oh, Jeez. 1435 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,027 - What? 1436 01:05:57,051 --> 01:05:58,756 It's a good film. 1437 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,426 - Mr. Ching, we have been tracking food 1438 01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:03,736 and spice distribution syndicate of the New York mob. 1439 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,096 And we are well aware of your interactions 1440 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,436 with Capella and Condimento. 1441 01:06:07,460 --> 01:06:09,206 - Commissioner O'Greedy has joined forces with the evil 1442 01:06:09,230 --> 01:06:10,706 triad leader Hung Phat 1443 01:06:10,730 --> 01:06:12,406 to take over Little Italy. 1444 01:06:12,430 --> 01:06:14,106 - And thanks to your olive oil fiasco, 1445 01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:16,570 Hung-Phat is looking for you. 1446 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,916 - I was just trying to extort some cash and distribute 1447 01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:22,086 some olive oil cans. 1448 01:06:22,110 --> 01:06:24,216 And what is with this ching chong? 1449 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,886 My last name is Chow! 1450 01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:26,857 - Sorry. 1451 01:06:26,881 --> 01:06:28,426 We got you confused with the other Korean 1452 01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:30,426 gentlemen we are tailing. 1453 01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:32,056 - That's racist. 1454 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,296 I'm not Korean, I'm Chinese. 1455 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,896 - I thought you were Italian. 1456 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,266 - Only in his mind. 1457 01:06:37,290 --> 01:06:38,466 - You're not helping. 1458 01:06:38,490 --> 01:06:39,796 - I'm just saying. 1459 01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:41,736 - Gentlemen, concentrate! 1460 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,636 Condimento set you up to fall like soufflé. 1461 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:48,806 Your friends, your family, they're all in danger. 1462 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:51,076 We believe we may have a way out for you. 1463 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:54,116 And, we believe you have the motivation to pull this off. 1464 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,746 - Yes. 1465 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:58,416 Anything to protect my family and friends. 1466 01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,756 - Good. 1467 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,010 Vincenzo Cento, 1468 01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:04,626 the Sicilian Don of all Dons will be arriving in New York 1469 01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:07,966 to broker peace between Condimento and Capella. 1470 01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:10,436 - That's where you come in Mr. Chow. 1471 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:11,496 - What? 1472 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,836 - We need that ledgers showing where 1473 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:14,106 they get their products, 1474 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:16,776 how they store it, and what the real expiration dates are, 1475 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,606 and everybody involved. 1476 01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:21,276 We need all this stuff to nail these guys. 1477 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:23,116 - What does that have to with me? 1478 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:25,776 - We need you to go undercov, 1479 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,486 deep undercover. 1480 01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,946 Infiltrate the mob 1481 01:07:28,970 --> 01:07:30,516 and get those ledgers. 1482 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:33,786 - We need you to impersonate the Don. 1483 01:07:33,810 --> 01:07:35,186 - No way. 1484 01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:36,626 I've seen the movies. 1485 01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:38,796 You go in alive and you come out dead. 1486 01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:41,966 And it's usually your best friend who does it. 1487 01:07:41,990 --> 01:07:44,636 I don't want to put Joey through that pressure. 1488 01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:47,506 - I appreciate that. 1489 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,306 - I couldn't even extort provolone. 1490 01:07:49,330 --> 01:07:51,176 And, I don't even look Itali. 1491 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,306 - A white guy played Charlie Chan, I believed him. 1492 01:07:54,330 --> 01:07:55,806 - Charlie Chan is white guy? 1493 01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:57,316 - Besides, no one's seen the don. 1494 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:59,046 There is not one photo of him. 1495 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:01,886 - And your friend, Lawrence here is pretty good with makeup. 1496 01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:04,556 He can actually make you look like the Don. 1497 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,656 - Oh. 1498 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:06,527 Oh, oh. 1499 01:08:06,551 --> 01:08:07,886 Hell no. 1500 01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:08,910 No. 1501 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,496 That shit ain't gonna work. 1502 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,656 - Thanks, Lawrence. 1503 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,996 - Well? 1504 01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:15,226 - The Johnsons are right, though. 1505 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:18,666 This is the only way we can x it. 1506 01:08:18,690 --> 01:08:20,860 What would Shakespeare do? 1507 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:27,206 - Though this be madness. 1508 01:08:27,230 --> 01:08:29,506 Yet there is method in it. 1509 01:08:29,530 --> 01:08:31,376 Aw, what the hell? 1510 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,346 Besides, I might like me an Italian guy to rough me up. 1511 01:08:34,370 --> 01:08:35,416 Mm-hmm. 1512 01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:38,356 I'm looking at you, Vinny Ch. 1513 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:39,386 - Okay, gentlemen. 1514 01:08:39,410 --> 01:08:41,550 So, we have an agreement? 1515 01:08:43,550 --> 01:08:44,356 - Yeah. 1516 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,226 - Excellent. 1517 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,057 - Good. 1518 01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:47,550 - Let's do it. - Whoa, woah! 1519 01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:49,950 Charlie Chan is a white guy? 1520 01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:04,900 - This is the big moment to be the don. 1521 01:09:07,570 --> 01:09:08,570 It's do 1522 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,270 or die. 1523 01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:18,320 We've never met. 1524 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,726 We've known each other many years but this is the 1525 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,566 first time you came to me for counsel, for help. 1526 01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:27,306 - Godfather, if I must say, 1527 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,576 we are so grateful for your counsel. 1528 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,576 It's truly our loss that you are so far away 1529 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,746 in the old country. 1530 01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:36,576 - How did this happen? 1531 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,316 A rivalry within the family? 1532 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:42,246 - Hey, I sell the spices and the herbs. 1533 01:09:42,270 --> 01:09:46,426 But this greedy Al Capella, he's like a little baby boy o 1534 01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:48,626 wants all the candy for himself. 1535 01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:51,926 Look, product out big, profit in small, 1536 01:09:51,950 --> 01:09:53,996 invoices from Brooklyn paid, 1537 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:56,860 invoices from Manhattan, not paid. 1538 01:09:58,960 --> 01:09:59,937 - Mm-hmm. 1539 01:09:59,961 --> 01:10:01,766 You're giving me a lot of answers but you're 1540 01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:04,106 not giving me the right ones. 1541 01:10:04,130 --> 01:10:05,906 - I gotta say, boss, 1542 01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:06,976 I think the Don is right. 1543 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,506 I think we should cooperate. 1544 01:10:08,530 --> 01:10:09,806 - Yeah, well, this bum is full 1545 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:11,116 of shit because he's taken way 1546 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,286 more than he deserves from the back-end. 1547 01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:14,446 You wanna see? 1548 01:10:14,470 --> 01:10:15,287 Here, Godfather. 1549 01:10:15,311 --> 01:10:16,786 Excuse me. 1550 01:10:16,810 --> 01:10:18,480 Take a look at this. 1551 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,956 I'd like to run this bum outf town, 1552 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:27,496 but you know what would happ? 1553 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,966 The Chinese would detect that we got weakness in the family. 1554 01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:33,466 And then they run in right away with their gingers and 1555 01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:34,866 their spices. 1556 01:10:34,890 --> 01:10:36,660 Five spices, in fact! 1557 01:10:37,530 --> 01:10:40,306 - How about them moo shu pancakes, huh? 1558 01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:41,876 Fluffy, am I right? 1559 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:42,806 - Fluffy? 1560 01:10:42,830 --> 01:10:43,647 Moo shu? 1561 01:10:43,671 --> 01:10:45,316 - Forget about it. - Fluffy. 1562 01:10:45,340 --> 01:10:46,816 Moo shu pancake? 1563 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:50,816 - There's nothing quite like a good pasta and sauce. 1564 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:51,817 - Pasta? 1565 01:10:51,841 --> 01:10:53,056 Who calls it pasta? 1566 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,156 - There's spaghetti and thers macaroni. 1567 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,157 Forget about it. 1568 01:10:56,181 --> 01:10:57,826 - This tastes like freaking cardboard. 1569 01:10:57,850 --> 01:10:59,696 Do me a favor sweetheart, get the box, huh. 1570 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,390 Let me look at this. 1571 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,036 Marco Polo, what is this shit? 1572 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:07,566 Ramen King? 1573 01:11:07,590 --> 01:11:08,507 Do you believe this? 1574 01:11:08,531 --> 01:11:10,030 Get it outta here! 1575 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,346 - I knew it, I knew it. 1576 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:14,576 He's a fake! 1577 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:15,906 - It's that wannabe, Vinny Chow. 1578 01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:16,747 Get him. 1579 01:11:16,771 --> 01:11:18,600 - Let's get him. 1580 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:28,610 - Oooooh! 1581 01:11:39,790 --> 01:11:40,790 - Get him! 1582 01:11:54,070 --> 01:11:55,246 He's working for the Triads. 1583 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,270 I knew it. 1584 01:11:57,410 --> 01:11:59,116 - I thought nobody makes a fl of Capella 1585 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:00,886 and gets away with it? 1586 01:12:00,910 --> 01:12:03,556 - Get on line, pal, 'cause he's got you on ledger, too. 1587 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,397 - What? 1588 01:12:04,421 --> 01:12:05,726 Get the Chinaman! 1589 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,226 - We'll go to the mattresses. 1590 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,296 - That's it, I'm calling Luca. 1591 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,066 - He's calling Luca? 1592 01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:12,796 He's calling Luca Fajioli! 1593 01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:18,636 - Hang on. 1594 01:12:18,660 --> 01:12:21,306 You just got lucky, wait 'til round two. 1595 01:12:21,330 --> 01:12:22,147 Yeah? 1596 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,416 - Hey, Luc. - Oh, boss. 1597 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,646 - Do me a favor, huh? 1598 01:12:24,670 --> 01:12:26,746 Get the stilettos, the guns, the knives, whatever you got. 1599 01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:28,646 And bring them down here. 1600 01:12:28,670 --> 01:12:31,416 And I want you to grab Johnny T, Produce Joe, 1601 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,417 Donny the Baker, 1602 01:12:32,441 --> 01:12:33,826 and Salame the Deli Man. 1603 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:34,656 All right? 1604 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,587 - The Deli Man? 1605 01:12:35,611 --> 01:12:36,926 What's that fat rat bastard going to do? 1606 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:37,950 Sit on them? 1607 01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,596 - We need manpower. 1608 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:40,597 Shut up. 1609 01:12:40,621 --> 01:12:42,566 - Ask him to call up the rest of my guys here. 1610 01:12:42,590 --> 01:12:43,766 I got, I got no service here. 1611 01:12:43,790 --> 01:12:45,236 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, ye. 1612 01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,266 And do me a favor, 1613 01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,266 call up Condimento's garlic goombas, all right. 1614 01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:50,166 This idiot forgot to charge his phone again. 1615 01:12:50,190 --> 01:12:51,636 - Whoa, whoa. - What else is new? 1616 01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:53,776 I had a busy day, I ain't got no time to charge a phone. 1617 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:57,370 - Yeah, you're probably callin' the broads. 1618 01:13:14,221 --> 01:13:15,966 - What was that? 1619 01:13:15,990 --> 01:13:17,966 - The sound of one hand clapping. 1620 01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:23,636 - Three against one? 1621 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:26,306 - You're a very clever young man. 1622 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,716 - I wasn't really working for them. 1623 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,316 - Bullshit. 1624 01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:40,686 - It was just a trial. 1625 01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:41,710 - Trial? 1626 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:43,510 Oh yeah. 1627 01:13:54,090 --> 01:13:57,036 - I was just trying to impress a girl, get some respect and 1628 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,506 make a little money. 1629 01:13:58,530 --> 01:14:01,676 You of all people should understand that. 1630 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:02,700 - Wrong. 1631 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,750 No one gets made in Chinatown. 1632 01:14:15,710 --> 01:14:16,720 - Hung Phat! 1633 01:14:25,390 --> 01:14:26,390 - Vincent! 1634 01:14:29,430 --> 01:14:30,430 What? 1635 01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:41,546 - May, are you okay? 1636 01:14:41,570 --> 01:14:42,386 - Forget about me. 1637 01:14:42,410 --> 01:14:43,410 What about Vincent? 1638 01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:46,627 - Break us free. 1639 01:14:46,651 --> 01:14:48,126 These ropes are thick, I'm tiny. 1640 01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:51,056 - You think I'm fat? 1641 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,426 Is that why Vincent doesn't like me because I'm fat? 1642 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,920 - You guys got problems. 1643 01:15:03,430 --> 01:15:04,430 - You okay? 1644 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:10,776 - There's no time. 1645 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,476 I have to get Hung-Phat's ledger. 1646 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:15,746 - Get that to the agents. 1647 01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:17,586 I'm going to Hung-Phat's warehouse. 1648 01:15:17,610 --> 01:15:18,616 Call Lawrence. 1649 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:19,456 Sifu, let's go. 1650 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,480 - Hai! 1651 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:07,506 - Oh, there's that wanna be Chinese wise guy. 1652 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:08,530 Get him! 1653 01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:16,207 - You know what? 1654 01:16:16,231 --> 01:16:17,546 We're too old for this. 1655 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:18,376 - You ain't kidding. 1656 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:19,217 My back is killing me. 1657 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:20,316 Let's go sit down. 1658 01:16:20,340 --> 01:16:21,686 - You got sciatica or something? 1659 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:22,816 - I got something, I don't know. 1660 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:23,657 My leg is hurting. 1661 01:16:23,681 --> 01:16:24,816 - Well I know this masseuse. 1662 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,656 You know? 1663 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:26,487 - Yeah? 1664 01:16:26,511 --> 01:16:27,656 - Does she do happy ending? 1665 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,680 - Oh, yeah. 1666 01:17:44,590 --> 01:17:45,590 - Vincent! 1667 01:17:52,630 --> 01:17:53,630 Vincent! 1668 01:17:57,940 --> 01:17:58,940 Vincent! 1669 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:23,666 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1670 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,846 - Look at the way they fight. 1671 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:35,206 They don't fight like we used to. 1672 01:19:35,230 --> 01:19:36,046 - Yeah. 1673 01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:36,876 I taught you everything you know. 1674 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:37,717 - Yeah, I know. 1675 01:19:37,741 --> 01:19:39,046 You taught me the one-five-one-five. 1676 01:19:39,070 --> 01:19:40,176 Two, three, and four I got. 1677 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,346 Thanks a lot. 1678 01:19:41,370 --> 01:19:42,370 - May. 1679 01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:44,070 May. 1680 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,880 May. 1681 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:52,250 Are you okay? 1682 01:19:55,050 --> 01:19:56,050 - I'm okay. 1683 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,216 - Good job, officers. 1684 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:16,240 I have Intel that'll put these gangsters away for life. 1685 01:20:16,470 --> 01:20:17,910 I'm on your side. 1686 01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:21,426 That damn Vincent Chow. 1687 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:22,886 He can say, "forget about it" 1688 01:20:22,910 --> 01:20:24,796 just not in Chinese. 1689 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:29,820 His mom sent him out for lo mein, he came back with penne. 1690 01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:31,397 - What the hell is going on? 1691 01:20:31,421 --> 01:20:32,590 - What's this? 1692 01:20:33,590 --> 01:20:35,136 - You played me like a puppet. 1693 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,076 - Yeah, it was a good plan, too, huh? 1694 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,906 Am I right? 1695 01:20:37,930 --> 01:20:38,877 Am I right? 1696 01:20:38,901 --> 01:20:40,576 - What do you think of me now Mr. Capella? 1697 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,146 - You surprised us all, you freaking rat. 1698 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:44,147 You'll get yours. 1699 01:20:44,171 --> 01:20:47,446 - What do you got, shoe polish on your eye? 1700 01:20:47,470 --> 01:20:49,486 - Come on, don't be so rough, huh? 1701 01:20:49,510 --> 01:20:50,317 Can I get a soda? 1702 01:20:50,341 --> 01:20:52,256 Come on, I feel a little parched. 1703 01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:07,106 - Mr. Chow, couple of questis for you. 1704 01:21:07,130 --> 01:21:10,130 - I'll meet you outside in a minute. 1705 01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:16,106 - Wow, Vin. 1706 01:21:16,130 --> 01:21:18,276 You're even more powerful than the mob. 1707 01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:20,016 A girl could really have a future connected 1708 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,470 to a guy like you. 1709 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,150 I always lose the good ones. 1710 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,346 - Now, do you see my problem? 1711 01:21:54,370 --> 01:21:56,670 - Oh-ho, you got a problem! 1712 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:00,316 - Okay, let's see if we got this. 1713 01:22:00,340 --> 01:22:02,026 Uh, you a Chinese guy 1714 01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:05,196 who seek out a gay black man and turn you 1715 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,326 into an Italian wise guy? 1716 01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:09,166 - You like a girl who has no 1717 01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:11,366 interest in who you are. 1718 01:22:11,390 --> 01:22:13,496 But, she's Italian 1719 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,406 and has nice body. 1720 01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:17,676 - And, another girl who likes you for who you are, 1721 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:20,906 but you no interested in her because she is Chinese. 1722 01:22:20,930 --> 01:22:23,906 - You dismiss your Chinese family and culture. 1723 01:22:23,930 --> 01:22:27,846 And your only friend is Italian boy who is now Mexic. 1724 01:22:27,870 --> 01:22:30,016 - And you managed to get the Italian and the 1725 01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:32,780 Chinese mafia trying to kill you. 1726 01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:36,080 - Forget about it! 1727 01:22:36,950 --> 01:22:37,950 - And yet, 1728 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,856 in the end, you foiled them 1729 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,766 and become a hero. 1730 01:22:42,790 --> 01:22:45,736 - And now, you're in love. 1731 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,730 - Did we miss anything? 1732 01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:49,766 - No, but when you put it that way, 1733 01:22:49,790 --> 01:22:51,376 it just sounds so unhealthy. 1734 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,207 - Unhealthy, yes. 1735 01:22:52,231 --> 01:22:53,800 But understandable. 1736 01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:58,546 - I was just looking for acceptance, respect, 1737 01:22:58,570 --> 01:23:00,216 and the love of a woman. 1738 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,446 - And you achieved all that. 1739 01:23:02,470 --> 01:23:04,256 Not from intimidation, 1740 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:08,056 but while being selfless and helping others. 1741 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,586 - But May saw Tina kiss me and ran off. 1742 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:11,956 I've lost her. 1743 01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:13,626 - You have not lost her. 1744 01:23:13,650 --> 01:23:16,750 She's waiting for you to come to her. 1745 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:20,820 Forget what we say. 1746 01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:24,830 Wisdom and knowledge is within you. 1747 01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:28,170 - Go! 1748 01:23:28,930 --> 01:23:30,270 Go get the girl. 1749 01:23:42,110 --> 01:23:43,326 - I couldn't reach May. 1750 01:23:43,350 --> 01:23:47,096 I called, left her messages, texts, and social media posts. 1751 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:51,160 She finally texted me to meet her on the rooftop. 1752 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:53,660 May. 1753 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:59,176 I wanted to thank you for everything 1754 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,106 and that I've been a real je. 1755 01:24:01,130 --> 01:24:03,646 - Yes, you have been. 1756 01:24:03,670 --> 01:24:06,676 - Look, I came all the way from Columbus Park to tell you 1757 01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:08,946 that you're charismatic, 1758 01:24:08,970 --> 01:24:09,970 beautiful, 1759 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:13,310 and that I wanna be with you. 1760 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,626 - How about Tina? 1761 01:24:15,650 --> 01:24:16,487 How about the mob? 1762 01:24:16,511 --> 01:24:17,526 - Forget all that. 1763 01:24:17,550 --> 01:24:21,220 I was misled and now I know who I really am. 1764 01:24:22,350 --> 01:24:24,860 Look, I want you to have this. 1765 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:27,966 - Are you kidding me? 1766 01:24:27,990 --> 01:24:30,136 I would never accept a recycd gift. 1767 01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,376 When you understand that, you can get a girl like me. 1768 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,676 - May, I'm trying my best to tell you 1769 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,816 that I love you. 1770 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:42,016 - You're not a very well-put-together guy, Vince. 1771 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:46,486 - Look, a guy's gotta look out for his own future. 1772 01:24:46,510 --> 01:24:48,380 And I want you in mine. 1773 01:24:49,580 --> 01:24:52,496 Here's your real gift, May 1774 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,920 My grandmother's jade Buddha. 1775 01:24:58,090 --> 01:24:59,920 - It's, it's precious. 1776 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,346 - You know, we could make a big family 1777 01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:19,356 and start our own La Famiglia. 1778 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:20,686 And, take over lower Manhatt. 1779 01:25:20,710 --> 01:25:22,526 Better yet, maybe we move down to Philly 1780 01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:25,196 and infiltrate the cheese stk business. 1781 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,026 Nah, forget about it! 1782 01:25:28,051 --> 01:25:30,596 I didn't see you coming 1783 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:34,406 Until it was too late 1784 01:25:34,430 --> 01:25:37,606 I didn't see you coming 1785 01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:41,406 I thought I'd have to wait 1786 01:25:41,430 --> 01:25:44,416 I didn't see you coming 1787 01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:47,886 I thought I would be blue 1788 01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:52,910 Because, baby, I never expected you 1789 01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:58,756 I didn't know what hit me 1790 01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:02,396 Until I hit the ground 1791 01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:05,896 I didn't know what hit me 1792 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:10,066 I didn't make a sound 1793 01:26:10,090 --> 01:26:13,136 I didn't know what hit me 1794 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:16,246 You shook me through and through 1795 01:26:16,270 --> 01:26:21,270 Because, baby, I never expected you 1796 01:26:23,670 --> 01:26:28,680 I never expected to feel this way again 1797 01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:34,466 But it seems we've met and kissed before 1798 01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:37,496 Although I can not tell exactly where or when 1799 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,936 I never knew the magic 1800 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,676 A single kiss could give 1801 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:48,006 I never knew your magic 1802 01:26:48,030 --> 01:26:51,616 Would make my poor heart le 1803 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,946 I never knew the magic 1804 01:26:54,970 --> 01:26:58,286 That only you could do 1805 01:26:58,310 --> 01:27:02,810 Because, baby, I never expected you 1806 01:28:03,210 --> 01:28:08,210 I never expected to feel this way again 1807 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:13,756 But it seems we've met and kissed before 1808 01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:17,536 Although I can not tell exactly where or when 1809 01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:20,936 I never knew the magic 1810 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,706 A single kiss could do 1811 01:28:23,730 --> 01:28:27,706 Oh, I never knew your magic 1812 01:28:27,730 --> 01:28:31,376 Would make my poor heart le 1813 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,546 I never knew the magic 1814 01:28:34,570 --> 01:28:38,086 That only you could do 1815 01:28:38,110 --> 01:28:43,110 Because, baby, I never expected you 1816 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:50,420 Because, baby, I never expected you 1817 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:55,736 Because, baby 1818 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:58,960 I never expected you 124073

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