Original subtitles

It's raining all over the country today.

I hope you didn't forget to take an umbrella with you.

Due to the low pressure in the west Pacific,

it will continue to rain for the time being.

So make sure to be prepared.

Because there's going to be quite a lot of rain.

Hello? Can't you hear me? I guess it's because I'm on the bus.

I said I'm on the bus.

So I can't speak loudly.

And he picks on me all the time.

It's not like he's giving me the day off.

He's legally obligated.

Yes. My stupid boss.

I think he comes to work so he can pick on me.

Everything he does is just ludicrous.

-I hate the damn rain. -He asks about my private life constantly.

And he makes me do all the research,

but I don't think he ever reads them. He always makes me do it again.

Tell me about it!

Then he says stuff like,

-"Is everything okay? -This stop is

-You can tell me anything." -Haeyeoul Apartment.

-"I'll take care of it for you." -The next stop is

Haeyeoul Elementary School.

I mean, does he really not get it? He's the biggest problem to me.

All I want is that he shuts up.

Please place only one card on the card reader.

-I should just cuss him out and quit. -Please place only one card

-on the card reader. -Right?

Yes. Who?

Darn it.

Wait, sir! I didn't get off the bus yet.

Sir?

Gosh.

-What do you think? -Darn it.

Well, we're in touch, but I'm not sure.

One, two, three, four, five.

Darn it.

That darn woman talks as if she owns the whole bus.

This is really annoying.

Darn it.

I guess you don't like rainy days.

Well, what is rain after all?

It's damp, wet, nasty, and gloomy.

The ground is soggy, the traffic is horrible,

there's the smell of wet socks in the air,

and the floor is all wet

with dirty water.

PSYCHIATRIST HAN JIN-YOUNG

I mean, it's not like I'm crazy.

Why would I like rainy days?

Are you angry?

Am I angry?

No way. Not at all.

I've changed now.

You've changed.

Yes. I've changed completely.

I'm very well aware of my problem,

and am committed to treatment.

You know that, doctor.

I sit here and talk about everything from how I wet my pants when I was eight,

to how I stole my mom's money, and if I have a thing for stockings or bondage.

I tell you everything. In order to learn what's wrong with me.

Do you know how that feels?

Every day, I'm high on medicine. I spend more time asleep than awake.

Now, I can't even tell if today is tomorrow or yesterday.

All I do is eat, sleep, and crap.

I feel like

I've become a machine that makes crap.

That's exactly how I feel.

POST-TRAUMATIC EMBITTERMENT DISORDER

I have PTED?

I don't even like what it's called,

but I'm trying really hard

to go back to the way I was before.

Why are your hands…

Are you worried I might have gotten in a fight somewhere?

I didn't. I just hit the wall…

Is your hand all right?

Hello.

I'm conducting a survey…

Hello.

I'm not a strange person.

I'm just a student who studies the mind. Could you help me with a survey?

No, no, no.

You seem like a sweet man.

Hasn't anyone told you this before?

You may look cold,

but your heart is warmer than anyone else's.

However, no one sees that,

and that's why you feel so frustrated.

That's what it looks like.

Have you ever thought it might be because of your ancestors?

Go. You heard me. Go away.

Go away. Gosh, this is unbelievable.

Hello.

You have the eyes of an innocent soul.

I'm not a strange person.

Hello.

I'm not a strange person.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Hey, you.

Could you kick that slipper over this way?

No, that. The thing under you.

Please kick it over here.

It's beautiful.

May I ask what flower that is?

I don't know much about flowers.

It's Aster yomena.

Don't I look crazy?

I wanted to make people avoid me.

But…

that crazy man was a little different.

Ten!

Nine!

Eight!

I think he's been following me from the front.

I have no idea how he found me.

Shouldn't he be behind you to follow you?

You're right.

How did he know where I was going?

He tried to trick me as well.

Hey, you.

Could you kick that slipper over this way?

Could it be that you two were heading to the same place?

No way.

If that was it, I would have thought so too.

Is there more?

Yes.

I saw him in this building again, on the first floor.

The moment I was about to walk into the elevator, he walked in too.

Damn it.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Don't come closer.

I said, don't come closer!

He was trying to assault me. I'm sure of it.

Gosh, it still gives me the creeps.

Luckily, I had an umbrella with me.

If not, who knows what would have happened to me?

There's no telling.

Gosh!

God damn it!

Damn it! Seriously!

But seriously, I didn't hit her at all. She's the one who hit me.

Go! Go away!

Get off me, you punk!

Go away!

Damn it!

She just started to beat me with her umbrella.

Seriously, I wished I was with my mom.

I mean, how unlucky am I?

Why did I have to bump into such a lunatic?

By the way,

she…

had a flower behind her ear.

One moment, please.

I turned off the gas.

DELUSIONAL DISORDER, POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER,

OBSSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER

Where was I?

Welcome.

Thank you.

-Do you have any membership points? -No.

-Would you like a bag? -Yes.

Excuse me.

Is the man behind me looking at me?

No, don't.

Don't look at him like that.

Never mind.

Thank you.

Hey.

Be careful of that man.

Okay.

I think there's something wrong with this one. I want a new one.

SESAME RAMYEON

I'm sorry, but it's open. I can't give you exchanges or refunds.

Right. I know that,

but after pouring the water,

I realized that it was missing.

You know, the chili oil.

You can't eat this without that oil. It'll be too bland.

It's like eating udon without kelp. You know what I mean?

I want a new one.

Excuse me?

I didn't take a single bite yet. because of the missing chili oil.

Please contact the manufacturer about that.

But I bought it here. You should do something about this.

This is no way to treat a customer.

What's this?

Are you recording this?

The security cameras are recording everything.

I'll call the police if you keep doing this.

What do you mean, call the police? I didn't do anything!

You're being ridiculous.

I mean, seriously, it was… The chili oil wasn't there.

Last warning.

If you say that one more time, I'll call the police.

Fine! Forget it!

I'll just eat it like this. Are you happy now?

Unbelievable.

All I wanted was to have this cup noodle exchanged.

Have I committed a crime?

Gosh!

-Where is the bathroom here? -We don't have one.

Isn't that the key to the bathroom? That thing over there.

Where do you go if you want to use the bathroom?

I just hold it in.

ALERT

Fine. Hold it in then.

Darn it.

Thank you. Come again.

Gosh, this is…

Why am I having diarrhea?

Gosh, this is bad.

-Mom, hurry and open the door. -Okay.

-You're home. -Hurry and open up.

-Why is this thing locked? -Hurry up!

Hang on. I need to close it first.

Just hold on.

Come on in.

Hey, why are you sweating so much?

Wait. Is this blood?

Gosh, mom! Just sit down!

-Father. -Why did you open…

-Come on out, Father. -Have you lost your mind?

Go away!

-Why'd you do that? -Mom, do we have a chamber pot?

-Just tell me. What happened? -Never mind. It's nothing.

-Hurry and come on out. -Hey!

Come on!

How dare you look at me like that. Wait, you punk!

Why won't you tell me? What is it?

I'm out, you bastard. I'm out.

-What now? -Honey.

Come on out, you punk.

I'm out now. What now?

Are you going to hit me?

Hit me! Go right ahead, you punk.

What are you going to do? Are you going to hit me now?

-What? What? -Hwi-oh.

-Just tell him you're sorry. -What? Can't you hit me?

-Calm down, honey. -Stay still.

-Father, let me go. Just let me go. -Honey.

-You, punk. What now? -Just let him off this once.

Hold on!

Just let go of me!

Mom.

Hwi-oh?

Gosh, it's hot.

Mom, I told you to just leave it.

You don't have to hand-wash it. It's dirty.

It's not dirty.

I used to wash your diapers like this when you were little.

Gosh, this takes me back.

Honey, do you remember?

Hwi-oh was so cute when he was little.

Cute, my foot.

That punk was born creepy.

Gosh, that grumpy geezer.

Oh, right.

I forgot that I came by to tell you something.

Hwi-oh.

I'm so glad I got to know this fortune teller.

She said you were born with the energy of trees

and that your name is full of fire energy.

You're a tree on fire,

which means you're basically burnt black like charcoal.

So you need some water energy to subdue the fire.

Is that fortune teller still ripping you off?

Gosh, she's got to know when to stop.

Doesn't she feel guilty?

You should watch what you say.

She always prays for you.

So I got a few good names from her.

Tell me which one you like the best.

Noh Ryu-ha,

Noh Cheong-ho,

Noh Yeon, and Noh Dam.

My favorite is Dam, meaning "clear pond."

Dam? Like a water dam?

Why don't you just call me Hoover Dam?

Actually, just call me "No Water," since my last name is "Noh."

Hwi-oh.

Come on, Mom. What is it this time?

No. Never mind.

I just felt sorry.

I put you through all this by giving you a bad name.

Mom's sorry.

Don't even talk to that nut.

He might flip out and poop his pants again.

Why do you always have to talk like that?

Stop being so negative and angry all the time.

This is why he's…

Hwi-oh is ill because he wasn't loved enough.

What? What do you mean, I didn't get love?

And stop washing that. You're not here to work.

And stop bringing so much food.

We can just eat out, so don't bother, okay?

I'm almost in tears because of how caring you are.

If you cared about your mom so much,

you shouldn't have asked us for money

saying that you need a house because you're getting married.

Then you ruined everything a week before the wedding

and embarrassed the crap out of us.

Crap! Crap! Crap!

Stop talking about crap!

Do you really want to see me lose it?

You know how scary I can be.

Gosh.

I'm sorry. What's wrong?

What's wrong? I feel bad for what happened to my son.

My son was so lonely

that he pooped his pants.

Okay. I'm sorry.

You say that all the time.

HOT BATH

Don't come closer!

Go! Go away!

Go away!

Well, well.

So you're the crazy one around here, huh?

But you know what?

I'm just as crazy as you are.

You'd better stay out of my sight. Otherwise, I will rip you apart and…

HONGJIK JUNGANG APARTMENT, BUILDING 105 UNIT 506, LEE MIN-KYUNG

Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Help!

Wait!

-Who's there? -Help!

-Is everything all right? -Help! Help!

Over there! He's running away!

Don't leave just yet. I'm finished now. Wait there. I'll take you home.

Come on. It's raining now. Don't take the bus home.

You said it's still raining.

Just wait there, okay?

CLOTHING BIN

What are you doing here alone?

Where do you live? Do you want me to take you home?

Where are you going?

You can't go that way! Wait!

Doggy!

Doggy!

Hey, doggy!

Doggy?

Come on out.

Don't worry. I'll take you home.

Gosh, you're all soaked. You must be cold.

What in the world?

It's you again.

What are you doing sitting there?

What? What's the matter?

What? What is it?

What's the matter? What is it?

Help! I need help!

What's the matter?

What are you doing? Get down from my car!

Get down! I said, get down!

Get down! Get off it!

Get down! Now!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Get down!

Hey!

Gosh! Darn it!

What is going on?

Subtitle translation by: Sun-young Baek