Original subtitles

"Once there were green fields kissed by the sun

"Once there were valleys where rivers used to run

"Once there were blue skies with white clouds high above

"Once they were part of an everlasting love

"We were the lovers who strolled through green fields

"But I'll keep on waiting ttill you return

"I'll keep on waiting until the day you learn

"You cant be happy while your heartss on the roam

"You cant be happy until you bring it home

"Home to the green fields and bleed once again. "

"Gonna tell Aunt Mary bout Uncle John

"He says he has the blues but he has a lotta fun

"Oh baby, yea baby, whoo-oo-oo baby

Havin some fun tonight yeah!

"Well, long, tall Sally, shes built sweet

"Shes got everything that Uncle John needs

"Oh baby, yea baby, whoo-oo-oo baby

"Havin some fun tonight yeah

"Well, I saw Uncle John with long tall Sally

"He saw Aunt Mary comin and he ducked back in the ally

"Oh baby, yes baby, whoo-oo-oo baby

"I'm havin me some fun tonight yeah. "

Hi. -Hi.

Its dead around here tonight.

I thought you would be studying for the test.

Dont talk about it. You crammed up on it yet?

No, but I'll copy it. - I'lll get mine from Pete.

Can I have a dollar that you can lend?

Why me again? How about bumming from Bobby?

Half a dollar wont kill you.

I'm on the ice cart tomorrow. Youlll get it back.

Do you know how much you owe already?

Well sure I do.

$5.13.

$5.13?

Yea, but I owe him at least $7.00.

Its a lot more then that. yourre into me for $9.30.

"Hey, hey hey baby! I want to know

"If youll be my girl.

"Hey, hey hey baby!

"I want to know if youll be my girl.

"When I saw you walking down the street

"I said thats a kind of girl Idd like to meet

"Shes so pretty, lord shess fine

"I'm gonna make her mine all mine.

"Hey, hey hey baby- -"

What flavor do you want?

What?

What kind do you want?

Vanilla.

Hay tell me, does that girl come here often?

She looks fine, huh?

Yea, but do you know her?

Naturally, Ive seen her around maybe twice. -Thanks.

May I have a chocolate ice cream.

"Come on baby give me a whirl

"I wanna know If youll be my girl. "

Do you know those two chicks, Benji?

Which two? -There.

The two ugly ones sitting by themselves?

Yeah, Huey has been told that there sure to be easy.

Wishful thinking.

Believe me, take my word for it.

Listen, Tommies brother

sure screwed blonde there plenty of times.

They aint virgins.

You can tell By the way they walk.

Aint that so Bobby?

Id say the brunettess cherry has been well busted for sure.

Its pretty lucky for us that Ivve got these rubbers here.

Cut it out stupid! - You can count me out of this.

I'm going home. -Cool it. Whatss bugging you man?

Its beginning to get interesting.

Huey get them over here for us.

No big sweat.

"Shes so pretty, lord shess fine

"I'm gonna make her mine all mine.

"Hey, hey hey baby

"I want to know if youll be my girl. "

Hi girls. Feeling lonesome?

What are you, deaf mutes?

Cigarette?

Look fatso, youre spoiling the view.

The best deal around is my beautiful face.

Guess I'll go. I'lll see you later.

What are you afraid of?

Stick around Ben, maybe well get laid.

Not with a face like that. - Theyre not so bad.

You mean you could screw those two over there?

If Huey can do it, I bet you can do it too.

Oh bullshit!

Huey doesnt even know what screwing is all about.

Been wondering,

what you gorgeous girls have plenty for the night.

Whats that to you?

You see, Ive got my friends over there.

Theyd like you to join us for some fun.

Well babes, what do you say?

Could be the night of your dreams.

Are youre folks home Benji?

Yes, theyre both home. Theyrre expecting company.

Your grandmothers house free tonight?

Moms got the key.

Hi princess.

I'm Bobby, this is Benji, this is Huey.

My name is Lila. - And I'm Rita.

Are you going to come along with us then?

Where?

It depends upon your taste.

Weve got some super music.

Theres Ricky Nelson, Elvis, the Platters, Paul Anaka,

The cream of the crop.

Well there was a movie we thought of.

Forget about the movies.

There are better things for us to do.

Man look at her, fresh for the pickings.

Go get the music started.

Give me a quarter then.

Put it on my bill.

How about it then?

Lets make a movie first, then we can play the records.

Well lets move it girls.

Are you done with your buddy?

Split with us now.

"When the clock strikes 12, well cool off then,

"Start a rockin round the clock again.

"Were gonna rock around the clock tonight,

"Were gonna rock, rock, rock, ttil broad daylight

"Were gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight. "

You couple of bastards.

"To know, know, know you is to love, love, love you

Should we tell them straight?

Yeah, yeah.

But arent you going to buy the tickets?

But this theater is owned by Benjis old man.

Yeah, it all belongs to us.

Ok Benji, you arrange the seats for us.

Sure, I'll go see if hess around Bobby.

You take the girls to the back door. -Sure.

"I'll be good to you I'lll bring love to you

Give you the strength to come with me

"When I walk along side of him

"Yes, yes to know you is to love, love, love you

"And I do. "

"Well thank you very much, Mr. Bush for answering the interview.

"It will be in your file. - Thats alright Bella.

"I'm very glad that you are also very interested.

"Now I better get into a little law work. Cheerio.

"Good bye. "

"There is pride and welcoming tribute in Hyannis, Massachusetts,

"The rock-ribbed republican home of Senator Kennedys youth.

"At the Barnstable Municipal Airport,

"His wife greets the democratic Presidential nominee,

"Back from the convention wars in Los Angeles.

"Says Kennedy:

"I loved California, but itss good to come back to Cape Cod.

"On route to his summer home in Hyannis Port, the crowds - -"

What are you doing sitting there?

Come on, get out. Move. Move, move it I said!

This way.

"The Academy Awards show at the Pantages in Hollywood.

"Oscars for the type of performances which back..."

That guy should be taught manners.

Yeah, I'll mention it to my dad.

"JoAnn Woodward almost overcome with emotion accepts

"the converted Oscar for Best Performance by an Actress."

Excuse me, could you move your head please?

What? -I cant see.

"I have been daydreaming about this since I was nine years old.

"Thank you very much.

"Thanks most of all to my late father - -"

Its you again! What kind of tickets do you got?

Alright.

Move it, come on. Lets move it.

Sit down there.

What are you standing there for?

I want to see those tickets of yours.

Come on, whats wrong with you? - Come on outside.

Do you have to yell like that? - Outside I said.

I want to see those tickets. Come on, come on, come on.

The whole movie can hear this. - Can we move in peace?

Lets see your tickets right now.

I think you must have them.

Guess I must have lost them.

Get out of here!

I just got our tickets from the box office.

The cashier will tell you. - Beat it I said!

But our girlfriends are inside. - Your girlfriends dont matter to me!

Hay, take your hands off - - - Get out of here, out of here!

"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do

"He said that...

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang

"Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang"

What are you peeking at?

That aint very nice Victor.

I wasnt peeping, I'mm just standing around.

Hes already got a boner.

Hey Victor, what are you hiding there?

Its none of your business.

Leave me alone. - Hes only got a peanut.

Its a lie, ccause Ivvve got the biggest of all of you.

Bullshit.

Cool it there fellas, Ive got an idea.

We throw in a quarter, measure it, and who ever has got

The longest tube wins, and gets all of it. Ok?

"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

"And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do

"He said that...

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang

Hey, easy, watch it there.

Sorry about that. Bobbys got 6 inches.

Bobby 6 inches. -Not bad. Not bad, Not bad.

Sure youve got that now? - Wevve got it.

Now Danny. Got Danny? - Danny.

Now lets see, Dannyss in at 61/2 inches.

Is that all? - What do you mean all?

61/2, thats all hess got. - Next?

Whos next? Ok, Sandy. - Ok. Letss see.

Well, theres no work here. Welll close shop for the day.

What do you say we pack it in.

You must be pretty desperate if you expect to win.

Well since hes here. Welll measure it anyway.

How many? - We might as well give him 41/2 inches.

What do you say? - Lets do it man.

Its longer then that.

You can always try measuring in millimeters.

What do you mean? - Itll sound like more.

Steady, keep it there, its growing.

41/2 inches.

Move along, move along, We dont have time to wait.

Alright gentlemen, We are about to size up Vics peanut.

Ok, flash Victor. - No cheating now.

You ready?

How big?

Oh wow, enough for three here.

Hes got a - -

It aint no dick, itss more like a monster.

How big then?

Its 9 inches. - It should be 91/2 inches.

Measure it all the way up!

Keep your hands out of the way. We dont measure the gonads.

I'll do it again. - I should know, shouldntt I?

Ive already explained to you

We dont count the balls, haventt I?

Come on, what is it?

Lets give him 1/2.

Told you. -91/2 inches. - Great.

Friends and fellow students, I have great pleasure

in declaring the winner, Victor, the King of the Shmucks.

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang

"Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang walla walla, bing bang"

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly"

Dont strain your eyeballs pal

Do you know her? - Whos, the four-eyed broad?

No, the other one turkey. - Thats Nikki.

Nikki? - Yeah the new babe in town.

Do you know where shes from?

No, I'll find out for you though.

"Baby will you tell me, tell you why

"Just like the lightning from the sky

"You like to get me where I cant be stray

"Gee my lollypop is great

"I call him lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

Lollypop. "

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop, lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop. Lollypop oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly

"Lollypop. "

Good morning.

Good morning.

Whats wrong. You need a hand?

I think Ive got a flat tire.

Do you think you can fix it? - Lets see.

Oh yeah, Id say Itss a puncture.

Guess a nail has gone through it or something.

You got a pump?

No, have you?

Mines busted.

Where are you headed? - I'm going to school.

Which one? -Roosevelt. - This must be your lucky day.

Whys that? Because I'mm there. - Mean it?

Sure, do you want a lift? - If you like.

"Chantilly lace and a pretty face and a pony tail a hangin down

"That wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk

"Theyre gonna make the world go round

"Aint nothin in the world like a big eyed girl

"That makes me act so funny and the dog gone money

"Makes me feel real loose like a long necked goose

Oh baby thats what I like. "'

You ok? -Its great.

Thats good. -What?

I'm glad that yourre ok.

You havent told me your name. - Benji, and yours? -Nikki.

Mickey? -Nikki.

Rickey? -Nikki.

Ah, Nikki. -Good.

"A wiggle in a walk and giggle in the talk

"Theyre gonna make the world go round

"Aint nothin in the world like a big eyed girl

"That makes me act so funny and the dog gone money"

Thanks for the ride.

Hey Nikki, wait a second.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm busy.

Thats a pity. I wanted to ask you to a party.

Gee, I'm sorry. I really am busy.

See you.

Hey Nicky. -What?

Are you going steady? - No, not just at the moment.

See you.

Hey there. Did you do the algebra?

More or less.

You must give me a copy man, Or I'll be up the creek.

Finish shining your shoes now And come and eat your dinner.

Yea, one minute.

And turn off the radio!

Who plays the radio on the balcony?

Does it bother anyone?

It bothers me, it bothers the neighbors.

For the last time dont leave a mess out here. Clean up.

Dont think you have a servant here.

Unless you stop nagging mom, I'll tell you, I'lll split the joint.

I'll believe I'lll cry.

Leave the house whenever it pleases you.

There is nobody that will help you stay.

If I ran to you in the street, you will scare me to death.

With brilliant all over.

Be like Elvis Presley - -

Sonia. - What Sonia, what?

What have you ever done?

Standing there and never saying a word.

All you ever do is to give me a headache.

Benji what are you doing there?

Baking a cake.

Turn that radio down immediately!

Do you think you live alone.

Oh stop being nagging.

Dont talk to me like that, Benjamin, I'mm your mother.

Quite.

Dont forget itss nearly supper time.

And dont flood the bathroom!

Whats that yourre wearing?

Romi, youre not going to let

him leave the house dressed up like a gangster.

Whats for supper?

Whats for supper?

Youve got soup, Youvve got carrots,

Youve got meat and potatoes.

Soup, what is it?

Soup, thats what it is, itss soup.

Dont bother with chicken again.

Take a bowl of that.

Whats wrong with chicken may I ask?

Do me a favor please, go eat in a restaurant.

I just ate mine,

and I'm still alive as you can see, eat.

Well if my food is all bad as that,

Then you might as well wait and see what your wife will give you.

You will see, you miss your mommas cooking.

Where are you going?

Lend me a couple of bucks dad.

Why do you need money tonight?

Thats the same story, Benji will spend it alright.

Have you got any?

Benjamin, not what do you need the cash for? Tell me.

Ive got a heavy date.

You dont say.

Do you hear?

Get ready for a marriage Sonia.

Well, thats what you need the cash for?

Ive got to pay for her, no?

Why should you pay for her?

Who does she expect to marry, Benji Rothschild?

Ok, forget it then. See you.

Wait, I'll give you some,

I'll give you some Benji, I'lll give you some.

Over here.

Is she anybody I know?

No, just a girl. You dont know her.

Here, and dont end up with a schisia.

Wait, thats for you.

Thanks mom.

"A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a lop-bam-boo

"I got a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy

"I got a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy

"She knows how to love me, yes indeed

"Boy you dont know, what shess do to me'

"Tutti fruitti, all over rootie, tutti fruitti, all over rootie,

"Tutti fruitti, all over rootie, tutti fruitti, all over rootie,

"Tutti fruitti, all over rootie. "

Hi Huey. - Hi there Benji, how goes it?

I need a cigarette. - But Ive only got nine left.

Bill me, bill me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Any decent chicks?

Hey, guess who came along? - Who?

Nikki.

Dancing over there with Bobby.

"Tutti frutti, a- wop-bop-a-loo-lop-bam-boo

"I got a gal, named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy

"I got a gal, named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy

"She knows how to love me, yes indeed

"Boy you dont know, what shess doing to me.

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie"

Benji, let me say,

since shes met our boy Bobby, You might as well forget her.

Sure wish I knew Bobbys technique

For pulling in all the girls.

Bet its that golden prick that they love.

Come on baby.

My buddies, say hello.

Hi Benji. -Hi.

Look at this wonderful girl I found.

Welcome Nikki. - Hello.

Youve met each other before, have you?

Thats right.

Nikki there you are.

Ive been looking for you.

Martha, this is Bobby.

This is Benji.

A pleasure.

Its time for a little more pleasure.

Come on Casanova.

Put some soul in it baby.

"Put your head on my shoulder

"hold me in your arms, baby

"Squeeze me oh so tight

"show me that you love me too

"Put your lips next to mine, dear

"wont you kiss me once, baby

"Just a kiss goodnight"

Dont you dance?

"May be"

A little groovy record Benji.

"You and I will fall in love you and I will fall in love

"People say that loves a game

"a game you just cant win"

The girl in the glasses, Youre best friend around here?

Why do you ask me that?

She seems to like my friend Benji just now.

Yes, Id like to see them hit it off, huh?

Have we done that?

What?

Hit it off.

"Put your head on my shoulder

"whisper in my ear, baby"

This song sure gets me turned on.

"Baby words I want to hear

"Tell me, tell me that you love me too.

"Tell me that you love me too.

"Put you head on my shoulder

"whisper in my ear, baby"

I'll be back.

"Words I want to hear, baby

"put your head on my shoulder"

Excuse me, I wont be long.

"And they called it puppy love

"oh I guess theyll never know"

Whats with you? Are you drunk?

What do you mean? - You act like it.

Its nothing.

Usually on Friday

I drink three bottles, maybe more.

Would you like a swig? - You crazy?

Are you good friends with Bobby?

Sure.

Best friend that Ive got.

You dig him, do you?

Now why do you ask?

Why? Just wanted to know.

You still here? Come you beautiful baby.

Hey Benji, take it easy, youll get drunk.

"I cry each night my tears for you,

"my tears are all in vain

"Oh I hope and I pray

"that maybe some day

"You will be back - you will be back

"In my arms - in my arms once again

"Youll be back in my arms once again"

"Someone help me, help me please

"is the answer up above"

Hey, watch it!

Hey.

"How can I oh how can I tell them"

You ok Benji?

Benji, youre drunk you know.

Listen lay off it man! Go to your own girl.

Benji, hey.

Youre wiped out man.

Huey, were going to have a freak out.

Hes totally wrecked.

Dont mess up your mind.

Benji, dont you feel ok?

Hey guys, over here. Hes crazy, crazy.

You stink.

Hey now, cut it out, will you?

Stop it, youll screw up the party.

Hey, give me a hand fellas.

"This is not a puppy love. "

It aint me!

"You are my destiny

"you are what you are to me"

Better get you home Buddy.

You feel alright?

You ok on your own?

Sure, no sweat, dont worry.

Good.

You go back and get to bed.

Sack out, and in the morning youll be a new man.

Youll see. - Sure thing, you go on now.

Are you going back? - Yeah.

Give her - - my regards.

Do you mean?

To Nikki.

Sure buddy.

Dont forget. - Who me?

Be sure to tell her that - -

"You tell her that I love her for ever more. "

Sure buddy.

I tell her that your love is "highly spiritual. "

Thanks. - Yeah, ok.

You will tell her?

Yeah, absolutely.

Promise? -Yeah, sure, sure.

I'll tell her you love her passionately. - Good.

Is that you Benji? - Yeah.

Benji dear? - What?

Benji, come and say hello to our guests.

Yeah.

Come on in Benji, come on in.

Hello.

Hello.

Did you have a good time?

Hello, hello.

Look at Benji, hes grown so very tall.

Youll be graduating any day now I suppose.

Benji answer your Auntie Vera.

Benji look, take these empty cups to the kitchen.

Streight to your room!

Goodnight, goodnight.

Goodnight, goodnight. - And straight to bed.

"Nitey night, nitey night.

Nitey night.

"Nitey, night, nitey night.

"Goodnight to you Auntie Vera.

"Goodnight Irene, Irene goodnight.

"I'll see you in my dreams. "

Its nothing, really nothing.

Hes just smashed my new coffee service.

Ice, ice!

One block for you.

Careful its heavy. - Thatss ok.

How much? -30, thanks.

Next, how much do you want?

1/4 block.

Have a 1/4, give her a 1/4..

Ice, ice, ice!

How much do you want? -A 1/3. - A 1/3? Give him a 1/3.

Manny? -I'm not deaf!

I need some ice, large. - Come again.

One large. - Right.

Come down here. - Get the kid there to bring it up.

Benji, take a block up to her.

And you still owe me for the last week.

I want the money today.

I shall not forget to pay, dont worry yourself.

Who wants ice?

Ice! Who wants ice?

Ice. Who wants ice?

Most kind of you, you must be very strong.

This way.

I'm so lonesome without a man around.

No one wants to help poor little Stella.

Thats really sweet of you.

Oh I'm sorry lady.

Gee it slipped, I'm sorry. - Never mind that.

It could have happened to anyone.

Here, taste it.

Taste it, it comes from Rome.

Its made from roses.

Its nice. Taste.

Good, huh?

Uh-huh.

Good?

Umm.

Dont be afraid, you can call me Stella.

Do not worry, Stella does not eat nice bambini.

Benji, Benji!

Ive got, Ivve got to go now, Hesss calling, he�ssss calling me.

No you stay here, stay.

But hes calling. May I go? - Benji!

Poor Stella, you think I'm old, huh, huh?

You leave Stella here, huh?

No, no, no.

But I must, but I must - - I'm working today so I'mm sorry.

So? So long. - You call again whenever you like.

Ive got to go.

Look, I'm sorry, but I just got to go.

What do you mean you got to go?

You just cant quit whenever you feel like it.

Weve got a lot of work to do you know.

Ive got a cartful of ice to deliver before the day.

I dont feel well.

Hey boy, you know I cant deliver all the ice

Ive got here on my own Benji.

Come back!

Shes up there on this floor.

Could we all come back later?

Whats with you, you turned yellow?

Are you sure she lives by herself?

Sure, come on.

Thats her over there.

Let me have one.

Ok.

Huey.

Come on.

Whos that?

Stella, its only me from this morning.

I brought the ice.

Ah, there you are bambino.

It is lovely to see you.

I brought my friends along.

We were in the, in the neighborhood.

Ah, so your friends of my little ice man are sweet.

Come in and so many.

Dont be shy boys, dontt be shy.

Dont just stand there, go right in.

Wont you sit down.

Make yourself comfortable.

I'll get a little drinkie.

Hey man, shes dynamite.

Pretty hot stuff, huh?

You sure she does it for free?

I'm positive, she loves it.

If Id known you were coming,

I would have had everything ready.

Thats just fine.

Here at Stellas place, you will always be welcomed.

I got this bottle from my boyfriend Johnny.

Hes at sea.

Hes really such a lump, my sailor.

This is nice.

Have a little drink.

Youll find itss most relaxing.

Take, take.

Here is to your health friends.

Your health Miss Stella.

But whats the matter?

You look so serious, you are not at school.

Do you know that?

Lets have some fun.

Yes.

Bobby, what are you waiting for?

You were the one she goes for.

Dont be stupid, she goes for you in a big way.

Go on idiot.

Yea, now?

Come dance with Stella.

Come on.

Jump in Huey.

Move over, let me have a look.

One minute.

So lets see!

Shut up before you spoil the fun.

So good.

Strong.

Move I want to see!

You just cant believe whatss going on in there.

You turkey. Let me see, let me see.

No, no, youre too young Huey.

Hes fucking her.

Hes fucking her.

Hes finished.

Whos going to play with Stella now?

Stella will make it so good.

Go on Benji, get in there.

Hueys next. - Much better if you go next.

We said after Bobbys turn, that youdd go.

I'm still waiting.

I'll make it special.

Come on. - I suggest that Benji - -

Get in there, this is your big chance.

Hello little one.

Well? - Shes great.

Come over here my little pumpkin.

Come here.

Me?

I'm lonely.

Closer. Come close to Stella.

Stella likes a little Huey.

Dont be shy.

Take off your underpants.

Its not nice, come on.

Stella wants it too.

Take them off.

Dont be afraid Huey, dontt be afraid of poor Stella.

Come close.

Forward.

Harder, harder!

Harder, harder!

Fantastic, fantastic!

Youre so strong.

Oh shit, Huey!

Fantastico.

Intermission.

Stella really likes that.

Well put on some music, huh?

Alright, I'll be there.

Just a minute.

Oh Johnny, Johnny!

Oh, baby.

My darling.

What a surprise. Oh Johnny, my Johnny.

Here is my sailor man, arrived to see Stella.

Isnt he handsome?

Johnny, they are my neighbor boys from upstairs.

I am helping them, helping them with their algebra.

You can go home, thats enough for today.

You may run along now.

Enough for today, chow, chow.

Shes a nymphomaniac alright.

Johnny, no! Oh no!

Kid, get out of here!

Get out of here before I break your neck

"Well got out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans

"Yea get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans

"And I'll roll my breakfast CCause I'mmm a hungry man

"I say shake rattle and roll come on shake rattle and roll

"You got to shake rattle and roll"

Say ladies do you want to go for a spin around?

Gee, well do you have a car?

Its my dadss, itsss a new Buick.

I didnt know you had a license.

Oh, he lets me drive it whenever I want to.

Its there. I'lll just go grab the keys.

Benji you just wait here.

Wow, its the new Elvis Presley, huh?

Martha weve really got to see.

"You look so warm but your heart is cold as ice

"I said shake rattle and roll come on shake rattle and roll

"You better shake rattle and roll come on shake rattle and roll

"Yea you wont do nothing to save your doggone soul

"I'm like a one eyed cat peeping in a sea food store

"I'm like a one eyed cat peeping in a sea food store

"And I can look at you and tell you aint no child no more

"Well I believe you were doing me wrong and now I know

"Well I believe you were doing me wrong and now I know

"Well I'm all out of work and the faster my money go

"I been shaked rattled and rolled come on shake rattle and roll

"You got to shake rattle and roll you better shake rattle and roll

"Yea you wont do nothing to save your doggone soul"

In the back you jerk.

No thanks.

Thought you said it was a Buick that your father just bought?

Actually this is my mothers car,

Dad has gone out in his.

"Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom

"Dee doody doom doom, doom

"Seven little girls sittin in the back seat

"Huggin and a kissin with Fred

"I said "Why dont one of you come up and sit beside me?

"And this is what the seven girls said

"All together now, one, two, three

"Keep your mind on your driven keep your hands on the wheel

"Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead

"Were havin fun sittin in the back

"Seat kissin and a huggin with Fred

"Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom

"Dee doody doom doom, doom"

Would you like to sit in the front there with Benji?

Ok.

"I said "How do you like my triple carburetor?

"And one of them whispered low

"All together now, one, two, three

"Keep your mind on your drivin keep your hands on the wheel

"Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead

"Were havin fun sittin in the back seat

"Kissin and a huggin with Fred

"Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom

"Dee doody doom doom doom

"Seven little girls smoochin in the back seat

"Every one in love with Fred I said "You dont need me,

I'll get off at my house

"And this is what the seven girls said

"All together now, one, two, three

"Keep your mind on your drivin keep your hands on the wheel

"Keep your snoppy eyes on the road ahead

"Were havin fun sittin in the back seat

"Kssin and a huggin with Fred all of them in love with Fred

"Dee doody doom, doom, doom kissing and a huggin with Fred

"Dee doody doom, doom, doom wish that I could be like Fred. "

"Well you can rock it you can roll it

"You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop

"When the record starts spinnin

"You calypso when you chicken at the hop

"Do the dance sensation that is sweepin the nation at the hop

"Lets go to the hop

"Lets go to the hop, oh baby Letss go to the hop, oh baby

"Lets go to the hop come on, letss go to the hop

"You can swing it you can dig it

"You can really start to move it at the hop"

An isosceles is a triangle of which two sides are equal.

A scalene is a triangle with no sides equal.

Now, we will revise yesterdays problem:

What did we say about this relationship?

Measure those squares bisected

by my lines both horizontal and vertical.

Benjamin?

Benjamin?

lllustrate the theory, will you?

What?

Come. Stand up.

Did you hear the question?

Yes. -Please answer then.

Take the side that is longest.

Ahh, um, take the side thats longest.

Take the side thats longest and what?

Take the side thats longest

And take the side to "a" and "b" and "c" and - -

Hey Benji, wait a second.

Can you get the key tonight for your grandmothers place?

What for?

I have a date with Nikki. I want to be alone with her.

I'll bring it along with me tonight, ok?

Thats just great.

Here he comes.

Hi there.

Hello.

Did you get it?

Got what?

You said youd get the key for tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry but I couldntt find it anywhere.

Thats some break. I'mm dating Nikki you know.

Huey how about your parents place for tonight?

You know my folks stopped me throwing surprise parties.

But this is no party man, I need it for an hour or so.

For myself and Nikki.

I'll make it with her tonight, I'mm sure.

I'll guess youlll have to call it off.

Come on Huey.

Whats all the hustle about? - Going get to get laid.

Hey come off it, youre pulling my leg.

Its easy.

That hooker.

Yea, we already screwed the night before last,

Right Huey?

We boned her 15 times or maybe more.

And you screwed her without telling me about it?

Well you were always so busy.

Messing around with your little teenybopper of yours.

Some friends you make. - Its up to you.

If you want to join us, Huey is going to pay.

Ive already made a date with Nikki.

Do us a favor, forget it if you are chicken pal.

Well, what are you looking at boys?

Whats the story boys, whatss the story?

So you go home to youre momma? - Hey, hold it guys.

Do you want to screw or not?

Well, do you have the money to pay?

Ok, youd like a bit of action boys right?

How much is it?

$10.00 and youll be all set.

Total will be 10? - $10.00 and thats one only.

Boy, I dont know. - Well make up your minds.

If you want it, lets get it going. If not, fuck off.

Can you give us a discount?

Think I'm well worth 30, I said.

Pay her, huh?

What are you waiting for?

So?

Well how about 20? - No, its 30 bucks or beat it!

Well take it then.

Lets see the money.

Here.

Theres only 20 bucks here. Yourre 10 bills short.

Here we are, follow me.

Come on, move your fat ass, time is money.

Well whos first? - Benji you go.

This way.

Come on.

Come on.

So come.

Open your fly.

So, afraid?

Come on.

Whats a matter, you didntt eat anything today?

Come here, come.

Good for you. Do you like that?

There it is, its growing. Nice.

Now good, come lie down.

Put it in. Now go.

Push, thats it, good.

Whys it taking him so long?

Well he might as well have his $10.00 worth.

Ok, whos next, whoss next?

Well whos next?

Alright Huey, get in there.

Go on.

Benji, whats wrong? Why are you heaving?

Benji?

You alright? - Could be better.

Want a cigarette?

No, Ive got cigarettes of my own.

Busy day, huh?

Of course its a busy day. Smoke a cigarette,

Make yourself a cup of coffee, have another cigarette.

Balls, you come to make a speech or to fuck?

For this exam you will be given exactly 50 minutes.

There will be no cheating, do you hear?

I want silence from everyone in the room.

Youre late.

Sorry Miss, it just that I didnt feel to good.

Go to your place.

I'm itching.

Whew, me too. - How about Huey?

Tell Huey will you?

I'm burning.

Benjamin, Huey, and Robert!

Out of the room at once!

What the hell can this be, its driving me crazy.

I'm sure that theyrre crabs that you picked up from Zizzi.

What? - You mean you dont know?

Crabs are like lice. - Like lice?

But what do we do? - Dont worry, no problem.

I can get rid of them.

Bobby, are you positive water will drown these crabs?

Ive been telling you, Mickey had a bunch,

He drowned them by swimming in the river.

Sure takes plenty of time to drown these rotten crabs, dont it?

Weve been here for three hours now.

Ok, stop bitching about it.

And besides, youre the one that made us zookeepers.

Look whos coming.

Hi. -Oh, hi. -Hello.

And what happened to you then.

Last night I waited until 10:30.

I'm sorry, um, see this wedding,

You see. I promised I would go.

Any good?

It was a disaster area.

I'm going to sunbathe, you staying there?

See you later Benji.

Come on.

Bobby will you oil my back please?

Benji? -What?

Please oil my back as well.

Ok, pass me the lotion.

Been keeping well Benji?

Yea, I'm alright, and you? - I'mm just great.

Whats wrong?

Mine arent drown yet.

Well see you later.

Be right back. - Wait a minute.

Lets go.

Anyone there?

Hello.

What can I do for you boys?

For me nothing, I'm with him.

Not me, my friend here.

Tell me what it is you want.

I'm - - I was wondering if - - could I weigh myself please?

That will be alright, help yourself.

You deserve to be eaten alive by these crabs.

Oh big deal. How am I supposed to spell it out to a woman?

Use your imagination.

Tell her its your brother whoss got them.

Huey can do it. - No I am not asking.

What can I do for you?

I need something for - - something to kill ticks.

This dog of yours - - small or large?

No, its not for a dog you see, I haventt got one.

Its not ticks really, itss more like bugs.

Ah! Ive got a comb here.

Youll find this comb is most effective against lice.

Here you go.

No.

You see, its not exactly lice but it itches a lot.

Here, lets have a look.

Theres nothing here.

Maybe its some kind of allergy?

No, no.

Its not on my head.

Where is it?

Go on then.

Its on my belly.

What lice on your belly?

Go on, tell him the truth.

Its my - - Itss lower then the belly.

Its, its, down there. It itches bad.

You mean your balls itch?

Crabs at such a young age?

The young men are not what they used to be.

Never mind.

I'll give you some powder to apply three times a day.

Yeah, this will soon clear it up.

Yeah here.

Huey, pay the man.

How much is it?

3.99 young man.

"Powder for crabs, 3.99"

Heres your change. - Thanks a lot.

"I'm gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John

"He says he has the music but he has a lotta of fun

"Oh baby yeeeeh baby

"Woooooh baby having me some fun tonight

"Well long tall Sally shes built pretty sweet

"She got everything that Uncle John needs

"Oh baby yeeeeh baby

"Woooooh baby having me some fun tonight

"Well I saw Uncle John with bald head Sally

"He saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley

Hi. -Hia.

Hi Benji, how goes it? - Ok.

Seen Nikki around?

Yea, she should be over there.

Her bicycles outside. - She went with Bobby.

Theyll be back in a little while.

Where did they go? - Just went walking.

And to the river to give her a real good shaggy.

Benji come back.

"And they called it puppy love

"oh I guess they will never know

"How a young heart really feels

"and why I love her so

"And they called it puppy love

"just because we were seventeen

"Tell them all oh please tell it isnt fair

"To take away my only dream

"I cry each night my tears for you

"my tears are all in vain

"I hope and I'll pray that baby some day

"Youll be back Youlll be back

"In my arms in my arms once again

"Youll be back in my arms once again

"Someone help me help me help me please

"Is the answer up above

"how can I oh how can I tell them

"This is not a puppy love

"this is not a puppy love

"Someone help me help me help me please

"Is the answer up above

"How can I oh how can I tell them

"this is not a puppy love

"Someone help me help me help me please

"Is the answer up above

"how can I ever tell them

"This is not a puppy love. "

"Lonely. I'm Mr. Lonely

"I have nobody for my own

"I'm so lonely, I'mm Mr. Lonely

"Wish I had someone to call on the phone. "

Hi.

Hello.

Where have you been tonight? - Took a walk down by the river.

On your own? - No, with Nikki back there.

Just the two of you? - Well I couldnt wait any longer

for you to get the key to your grannys joint.

Meaning?

Why I copped her cherry.

What? - I screwed her didnt I?

Youre lying. - I took her in a boat,

Honest I did and I fucked her alright.

You had it with Nikki?

Shh, cant you shut up, she might hear.

You are lying, you miserable liar.

Hello Benji, how goes it?

Whats a matter with him?

"Ive been forgotten

"Yea forgotten, oh how I wonder

"How is it I failed

"Now I'm a solider, a lonely solider

"Away from home - -"

And now the time has come for our annual vacation.

It is the time when we say

farewell to our final year students.

And I hope that those years spent at Roosevelt High,

Have been an experience that you shall always remember.

And shall continue to be a guiding light to you

In the years ahead in your many various chosen carriers.

For those of you going to summer camp this year,

I trust that you will not only enjoy the fun,

But you will gain practical experience

in some of the interesting projects taking place there.

And you will find that there is a large choice to choose from.

And I am sure that you will

find at least one project of special interest to you.

And I will look forward to

Reading about your experiences when you come back.

I also wish to take the opportunity at this time - -

"Once there were green fields kissed by the sun

"Once there were valleys where rivers used to run

"Once there were blue skies with white clouds high above

"Once they were part of an every lasting love"

Nikki?

What is wrong with you?

Its got nothing to do with you.

Its you and Bobby.

What about us?

You were fighting in there. I saw.

It makes no difference, were finished now.

Why cry about it then? - I'll be ok.

Lots of couples do it. Well bitch at each other.

Dont worry over it. Youlll see, youllll soon be back.

I dont really care what he does.

Youll soon get over it.

I, m sorry, I didntt mean to say anything to hurt you.

You see - -

I'm pregnant.

Dont you worry Nikki.

Itll be alright.

Go home now and you mustnt tell this to anyone.

I'll see itss ok.

I now wish to give sincere thanks to our

Professor of history whom you all know and love,

Mr. Murdock.

As you know, Mr. Murdock has also been in charge - -

What is it?

Shes pregnant you know.

News spreads quickly, you help her then.

But why dont you?

I'm finished, had enough.

Thats very convenient.

She bugs me, I dont want to know about it.

Shes pregnant, you idiot!

Shes pregnant, so what?

Yeah, but who made her pregnant?

I may have screwed her.

Who says I was the only one?

What do you mean by that?

How do we know who else has been screwing her after all that?

Take that back right now before I decide to bust your head open!

Do you hear?

Thats what I like about you.

You stupid ass hole!

Sit down!

I'll have you two - -

Youre only jealous because it wasntt you.

Youre a dirty bastard. I could kill you!

You two boys, get out of the room!

Go on, get out!

You look like this Benji, I'm telling you - -

Youll be sorry you were born, you son of a bitch!

Youre nothing but a shit!

"Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o

"And on that farm he had a chick ee i ee i o

'With a chick chick here and a chick chick there

"Here a chick there a chick everywhere a chick chick

Come on, move your fat ass.

"And on that farm he had some ducks

"Ee i ee i o

"With a quack quack there and a quack quack there

"Here a quack there a quack"

Hear that quack? Quack, quack.

"Ee i ee i o

"Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o"

Come on in.

Let me do it.

Its been locked up for over a year since my grandmother died.

Nobody comes here anymore.

Lets try the radio.

Not a bad old box.

"Though weve got to say goodbye for the summer"

I'll let is some air.

"Darling I promise you this"

That will do.

"I'll send you all my love everyday in a letter"

Clean it up, it will be alright.

It should do just fine.

"Sealed in a kiss.

"Yes its going to be a cold lonely summer"

Please dont cry.

"But I'll fill the emptiness"

No.

"I'll send you all my dreams"

I know it will be, be alright, I promise you.

Honestly.

Ive met dozens of girls who have done it.

No problems at all.

I know everything will be alright.

Dont cry.

Whats your name?

Benjamin White.

How old are you?

17.

You?

Almost 17.

You do know that there are precautions you can take?

For these moments of pleasure you had,

you could ruin this girls life.

This isnt a game.

Although the operation seems quite simple,

Still it costs money to do it.

Dont forget itss 100 bucks youvvve got to pay out.

Dont worry sir, I'lll get the cash alright.

Well just find it and bring it with you.

Just go on home, return here around 6:00.

Be here for her at 6:00.

Youll be alright.

Youll be alright. Take it easy.

"Yes its going to be a cold lonely summer"

Be here at 6:00. Shell be finished and ready to go.

"I'll send you all my love everyday in a letter

"Sealed with a kiss

"Sealed with a kiss sealed with a kiss. "

Alright Miss, go into the next room please.

Go on, in there.

When youre ready welll begin. Undress.

All your clothes off, all of them.

Lie down there on your back.

One leg up here like this.

And the other one here.

Just lie there and be quite.

Turn your head.

Breathe deeply.

Keep your head down like that.

Count up to 10.

One, two, three.

Ice.

Ice.

Manny, Manny listen.

Next, how much do you want?

Half a block?

30. Thanks.

Careful, its heavy.

Manny, see its like this, I need a loan.

How much?

50 bucks will do. - What for?

I'll pay it back as soon as I can.

You say that youll pay me back,

Yeah, yeah, when can you do that?

Two weeks. - Better not forget.

I'll do you this favor, I want it back in 2 weeks.

Three pills a day. Good day Miss.

Come back on Tuesday, Dont forget.

Alright.

Come in young man.

What are you waiting for? Go in.

How is she?

Shell be alright now.

Shes waiting in there. Take her home now.

"Hey, hey Paula I want to marry you

"Hey, hey Paula no one else could ever do

"Ive waited so long for school to be through

Paula I cant wait no more for you

"My love, my love

"Hey Paul Ive been waiting for you

"Hey, hey, hey, Paul I want to marry you too

"If you love me to, if you love me to

Where did you buy that thing?

I found a melon.

"True love means planning our life for two

"Being together the whole day through

"True love means waiting and hoping that soon

"Wishes weve made will come true

"my love, my love

"Hey, hey Paula Ive been waiting for you

"Hey, hey, Paul I would marry you too

"True love means planning our life for two

"Being together the whole day through

"True love means waiting and hoping that soon

"Wishes weve made will come true

"My love, my love"

Benji? -Yeah.

Where did you put the blue towel?

There on the chair.

Ok, I got it.

Come on youre grubss ready.

Be right with you.

How did you sleep? - Pretty good.

I'm real sorry that you had to sleep on the floor

Because of me.

Its nothing.

Id of slept on the floor if Idd gone to camp.

Wonder what they are doing right now.

Sorry you didnt go?

A little.

Miss anyone?

You mean?

Well you know - - the gang.

Why should I?

I suddenly got excited about my party.

What party is this?

Its my birthday.

Whens that? - Itlll be next Monday.

Am I invited? - Thats a dumb question.

Benji, havent you finished packing your things yet?

I just want to be ready for tomorrow.

Youll have time to finish it in the morning.

Be through in a minute.

Benji?

I want you to know I do appreciate all this.

Youre more then welcome.

Youve been the best friend I could have wished for.

No one else would have helped me the way you did.

Its just that - -

I love you Nikki.

From the first day,

But I didnt know how to tell you.

I love you Nikki, and I know its forever.

I love you Nikki.

"You can always turn to me

"my little one

"though I love you so

"There come a day I must let you go

"But you have my love for eternity

"Little one you are everything to me. "

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop"

Benji! How are you doing? Benji son.

Rami, Benjis home.

How are you Benji my son?

Well how was it?

It was naughty of you Benji.

You might have sent your mother at least one letter.

You know how it is, there work you so hard there.

Is that a fact?

Then how come Hueys mother got four letters?

Huey worked in the office.

And you?

Me?

Well I was working on the combine.

The combine?

You work on the combine?

Rami, you hear, he worked on the combine?

Well whats wrong with that? - Whatss wrong with that?

You always take his side. Oh yes,

As soon as he comes home, you start.

I'm just a slave here useful to clean up the mess.

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop lollypop o lolly lolly lolly

"Lollypop"

How much is this?

Do you like it? - Yea, its pretty.

Lets see, 26.99.

Ive got it here.

Thanks.

I would like you to inscribe it "To Nikki with love. "

Alright. -Good.

When will it be ready?

Itll be ready by next Wednesday.

Thats no good. I need it for tomorrow night.

Why are you in such a hurry?

Its a birthday present for my girl tomorrow.

In that case I'll have it ready.

There you are. - Ok, thanks.

You wont forget it? - No, no.

"To Nikki with love. " - Ive got it.

Thank you. See you tomorrow then.

Youre welcome.

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie, tutti frutti, all over rootie

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie tutti frutti, all over rootie

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie a- wop-bop-a-loo-lop-a-lop bam boo

"I got a gal named Daisy she almost drives me crazy

"I got a gal named Daisy she almost drives me crazy

"She knows how to love me, yes indeed

"Boy you dont know, what shess doing to me

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie"

Hi ya. -Hi.

You seen Nikki? - In the kitchen back there.

Ok.

"Tutti frutti, all over rootie, tutti frutti, all over rootie,

"A-wop-bop-a-loo-bam boo"

"Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

"I have nobody for my own

"I'm so lonely, I'mm Mr. Lonely

"Wish I had someone

"to call on the phone

"Now I am a solider a lonley solider

"Away from home

"through no wish of my own

" Thats why I'mm lonely

"I'm Mr. Lonely

"I wish that I could go back home

"Letters never a letter

"I get no letters in the mail

"Ive been forgotten

"Yeah forgotten

"O how I wonder

"How is it I fail

"Now I am a solider

"A lonely solider

"Away from home

"Through no wish of my own

"Thats why I'mm lonely

"I'm Mr. Lonely

"I wish that I could go back home"