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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:47,260 The Bet 2 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,050 I look terrible 3 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,180 I'm almost ready... 4 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,640 - Sweetie? - Yes baby ? 5 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,550 Can you make me one more coffee ? 6 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:58,390 - It's done but it will get cold. - I'm just going to pull on my skirt. 7 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,260 It is not for me, but for your parents. 8 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:07,010 If you think that I look forward to see you sister again... and her stupid husband. 9 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:10,300 "Unemployment : a big plunge !" 10 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,720 "Employment : things are getting better" 11 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:16,510 - Darling, did you get the Mercedes out ? - It's done sweetheart. 12 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:21,350 We are ready ! Not too ridiculous ? 13 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,930 All that is missing is the bagpipe, Too bad. 14 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:29,140 Now I know that I can expect Victoria's remarks, but I don't care. 15 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:33,100 - Are they going to be there too? - It's dad's birthday! 16 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:36,050 Don't forget to close the window, Let's not waste any time. 17 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:39,220 No... You could have told me... 18 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,470 I told you 10 times you never listen. Didn't you forget the medication ? 19 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,890 Your sister I could deal with her but the other is just a pain in the ass. 20 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:52,140 - Did you remember of Dad's medication ? - Of course, I grabbed the most effective, a new one that is cheap. 21 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:56,010 - Oh no you smoked in the car again... - Alright I'll roll down the window. Happy? 22 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,220 We'll arrive early that's great. You could have put a tie ! 23 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,140 No way, your kilt is enough trust me. 24 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,720 Let's go ! Did we forget anything? The gift, the camera... 25 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,300 Our daughter ! 26 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,850 - Come in Elodie ! - Hurry up honey. 27 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:18,100 You see my girl, you might not have a sister But you won't have a brother in law. And that is fortunate ! 28 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,800 Fasten your seatbelt! 29 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:27,720 Did you take your cell phone ? Do you intend to work there ? 30 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:31,470 I absolutely have to finish a report for tomorrow, last deadline. 31 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,930 - What is that? - It's the gift wrap I didn't have time to wrap it. 32 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:39,260 I do not know how But we are already late. 33 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,800 Hurry up ! 34 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,640 - We should have put a piece of tape... - Nah that will do. 35 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:04,140 I'm sorry, mom. We are late. 36 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,930 It's okay We are used to it. 37 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:11,680 Hi everyone ! Sorry, we're a bit late. 38 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,930 Happy birthday, dad! 39 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:16,600 - How are you ? - Fair. 40 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,470 Let's not waste any time. Come on Dad, serve the champagne ! It's almost 2p.m. 41 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,260 Leave it to Didier he'll do it. Dad, unwrap your presents. 42 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:28,220 Elodie, you are so pretty ! Kilt looks good on young girls. 43 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,470 - On grown up girls however... - And you dress up like a lassie. 44 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,430 Stop it girls ! 45 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,510 Champagne Bernard ? It's Dom Pérignon, from the wine shop. 46 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:41,470 No, I prefer a simple Ricard. From the supermarket. 47 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,140 It's a backgammon ! 48 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,550 Superb ! How beautiful ! How did you know ? 49 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,760 - Mum helped us a bit. - Thank you very much children. 50 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:01,640 It's nacre on top of it. Since your pearl wedding is soon... 51 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,760 - Very nice ! Thanks Didier. - Mom also said it cost a lot of money. 52 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,140 No it wasn't that expensive! 53 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:12,010 - What is that? - It's nothing. 54 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:16,140 - What is that? - Not much... 55 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:20,470 Did you have a car crash ? 56 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,600 Oh another backgammon ! 57 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,720 - Looks like there was a leak. - How foolish. Mom, when I called you you told me... 58 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:35,390 Oh yes, I ignored that Murielle already bought her gift... 59 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:39,800 - That's stupid, we will change it. - Especially since it's ridiculous next to yours. 60 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,930 Don't... Dad will train with yours before playing with ours. 61 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,300 I like it, that's the most important. It will be my pocket backgammon. 62 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:50,260 - It must be practical for travelling. - I'm sure. Let's have a toast ! 63 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:54,510 Bernard, your Ricard... A big or a small pocket one for travelling ? 64 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,930 - You're not upset, are you? - No no. 65 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:07,720 - The guinea fowl is overcooked - No, it is delicious as usual ! 66 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:12,260 - Mom, you could change from time to time, it's always guinea fowl. - Elbows off the table ! 67 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:15,760 - Bernard, some more ? - No Thank you it's very good. That's quite a change from the canteen. 68 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,970 - How are you doing at work? - Good. - With all we are hearing... 69 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:23,890 It is hard as usual. Youngsters are left to themselves. 70 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,260 Parents don't have time to look after them. It is the crisis. 71 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,100 Crisis is always pointed out as responsible... 72 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,220 We were bothered by homeless people along the way. Always the same! 73 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:35,430 I don't know about not having a fixed domicile, but they are always at the same traffic light. 74 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,760 We still gave them something because it's sunday. But we shouldn't I'm sure it's just encouraging them. 75 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:43,390 - What are you supposed to do today when you are unemployed ? - Wait, some find it convenient not to work. 76 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:47,890 It's true stepdad. There are two types of unemployed people. It is a matter of will. When you want you can ! 77 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:52,640 What about precarious employment ? It doesn't exist ? We send the young people to the slaughterhouse! 78 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,890 - Are you a state employee? - Yes. - As a school teacher, you have employment security right ? 79 00:06:56,050 --> 00:07:00,010 - Yes, so what ? And I'm a professor not a primary school teacher ! - He might have employment security but he can't afford a Mercedes. 80 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:05,510 I don't want to buy a Mercedes ! It's crazy I'm perfectly fine ! Why earn always more ? What's the point ? 81 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:10,100 To make a bit more decent gifts... Not pocket gifts. 82 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,930 Don't do it again like the last time. 83 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,970 Why don't we talk about immigration ? 84 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:19,220 Dad is right, There are too many black people in France. 85 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:22,220 - Here it is. - I didn't say that. 86 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:25,720 - What did she say? - Oh no, you can't smoke now... 87 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,010 You promised me... Wait for after the desert at least. 88 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:31,510 - Mom, let him live. - Are you following him too, in the middle of the lunch ? 89 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,300 Leave me alone, it's rarely a party here. 90 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:36,600 Oh by the way, dad's medicine. We almost forgot about it. 91 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,510 - Oh yes on that topic, tell us how me we owe you. - Mum don't worry about 47 Francs 70 cts. 92 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,140 - Dad you'll see that's the most effective nowadays - Thank you, my children. 93 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,260 You'll see it's brand new it's Stabilogondyl... Stabilo... 94 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:54,010 Stabilocardyl. It's a beta blocker, like the other one but with a more powerful cell membrane stabilization. 95 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,140 It's much clearer now that you have explained it. 96 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,100 I say the best medicine is to stop it. 97 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,100 - Don't restart that again. - The doctor repeated a hundred times : 98 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:07,350 "Stop smoking, Mr Ramírez, it's for your arteries." 99 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:10,760 Do you want me to die tomorrow ? Then make me stop right away. 100 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:14,510 Didier, since you're a pharmacist, tell him ! He might listen to you. 101 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,300 It's true Mr Ramirez, you should moderate a little bit. 102 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,300 Said he while smoking. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ! 103 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:26,260 Sweetie are you joking ? I am smoking a pack, a pack and a half maximum so... 104 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:29,430 Daily ? That's a lot ! We barely smoke a pack a day. 105 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,890 - That's already too much. - It doesn't change anything. 106 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:35,150 Wheter it's one of one and a half, the metabolism is already strongly addicted. 107 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,050 It's the same. Everybody makes the same mistake it's crazy. 108 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,820 Ok I might not be a pharmacist but I'm not an idiot, I can stop anytime ! 109 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:42,820 You ? Are you kidding ? You are even more addicted than I am ! 110 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,930 No, really ?! What are you doing here baby ? 111 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,930 No no mister is the winner here, smoking even in the pharmacy. 112 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,930 But darling, I can stop anytime you know it. I told you a thousand times. 113 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,220 Yes but you've restarted a thousand times. 114 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:58,800 Alright. If that's how it's going, I will not touch a cigarette for 10 days. 115 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,930 Is Mother's Day in 15 days ? There you go, I won't smoke for 15 days. 116 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,470 Go ahead, do the same ! 117 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,850 - Hats off Bernard. - I don't want to stop. 118 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:17,510 - Dad, you should try too. - No, I don't have the courage. 119 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,890 Do you stop too, Dad? 120 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:37,850 - Don't feel forced. - Is that a joke ? How many days did you say ? 121 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,590 15 days. 122 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:41,390 We're on for 15 days. 123 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:47,850 Well, nobody is stopping dessert ? 124 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:53,930 A cigarillo ? I know that you like them after eating. Come on ! 125 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,350 We'll postpone it to tomorrow then ? 126 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,550 Do whatever you want. But I am keeping my word. 127 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,220 Do you need a lighter ? 128 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,220 No you are right. 129 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,180 We said 15 days, better start immediatly. 130 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:15,260 Shitty little leftist ! His timing is the worst, I was planning to stop. 131 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:19,760 Poor idiot ! He's teaching lessons and cannot go to the end ! 132 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:22,140 Who knows, maybe he resumed already. You'll ask your sister. 133 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,300 Sometimes I wonder what she's doing with a guy like him. 134 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,800 - Fasten your seatbelt. - Little fool ! 135 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:30,260 - No a big fool ! - I thought it was a joke. 136 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:34,390 Do I look like I'm kidding? This shitty redneck will not get me on that believe me ! 137 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:35,390 He better hang on ! 138 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,010 - When I'm decided it's irrevocable. - I admire you my love. 139 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,640 Fascist ! No wonder that one would want to drop bombs! 140 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,890 Will it bother you if I smoke in the car ? 141 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,600 Not at all. Open the window. 142 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,180 Open the window ! 143 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,600 I can not... 144 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,260 I can not... 145 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,220 Honey, have you checked if everything is off ? 146 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:22,350 - I'm talking to you. Did you turn everything off ? - I didn't turn on anything. 147 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:26,720 - No I turned it all off. - Lay down then. 148 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,890 - Good night. - Good night. 149 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,640 One day ! 150 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,470 One day ! 151 00:11:57,890 --> 00:12:00,430 Are you awake already ? Are you okay ? 152 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,350 Me ? I am in full form. No problem. 153 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,430 I have prepared your tea, your honey. Some orange juice for your vitamins. 154 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,110 I'm finishing my coffee, I'll take the girl to school and I'm heading to work. 155 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,510 What are you doing today sweetie ? 156 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,300 I have a rendez vous with Mrs Bricourt. 157 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:17,390 We have a Christian voluntary friends meeting this morning. 158 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,970 I will take you both with the girl, no problem. 159 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,180 - Are you sure everything is okay ? - Can I entrust you with something ? 160 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,760 - I thought that it would be harder. - What ? 161 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:29,800 To stop smoking ! I was making it to be all that. Even though I had some weak moments yesterday. 162 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:32,260 But today it's all over ! Incredible. 163 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,990 How could I have stayed slave to this shit for so long ? 164 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,390 Well shit... You know what I mean. 165 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,220 Maybe it's because I've been thinking about it for a long time. 166 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,850 I've got to admit it's also thanks to that other joke. I have to give him that. 167 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:46,890 I wonder if he's up to the task... 168 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:51,180 I'm sure he gave up a long time ago already ! 169 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,890 Are you ready ? 170 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,350 I mean I feel like I'm completely transformed ! I am not the same anymore I can breathe deeply. 171 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:06,300 My head is clean this morning. Food tastes different, my taste changed. 172 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,350 - When did you stop ? - Yesterday 173 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:13,390 I can tell you it was a bit hard last night. But this morning it's over ! You should try it, it's easy ! 174 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:16,100 It's not the same for me, colleague. I'm into the pipe. 175 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:20,140 Oh hey Gerard ! Do you know what's up ? I stopped smoking ! 176 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:26,140 Wait I stopped smoking, I am metamorphosed. I am transformed, I am breathing now in the morning. 177 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,850 When I taste it's not the same anymore, Everything is different ! It's incredible I swear. 178 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,640 - It was just a bit hard last night. - For me too it was a bit hard. 179 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,390 Really, did you stop smoking ? 180 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,800 No, a student's parent came to me for a "friendly visit". Do you see what I mean ? 181 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:43,970 It's becoming too hard. I can't take it anymore ! 182 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,260 Stop smoking ! You will see, everything will improve ! 183 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,550 I'm not smoking dumbass ! 184 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,010 Silence ! Calm down. Mouloud, you deserve the average :10/20. 185 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:57,800 It's nice, it's formidable... I actually find that very good 186 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:01,300 There is a good base I don't get why I only rate it 10. I will give you 13/20 because it's worth it. 187 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:06,140 Sir, you are in such a good mood are you having a date with Claudia Shiffer ? 188 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,050 That's a good one ! 189 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:13,800 Aziz, keep your remarks for yourself. Thank you ! So Moussa... 6/20. What is that ? 190 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,970 It is too bad. You were off to a good start. The beginning was good. It is on topic. 191 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,270 There even is a good MC Solaar quote. 192 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:22,640 I don't understand, I'll give you 12/20. You deserve it. 193 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,600 At last, Diouf ! He handed me a blank sheet. Can we know why ? 194 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:34,760 I have family problems sir. You told me that I am a social case yourself. 195 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,350 Diouf, find another excuse. Flip your disc over. 196 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:41,100 We don't say disc anymore, we say scid. 197 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,010 You are too old fashion sir, discs have only one side today. 198 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,110 Nobody listens to accordion anymore. 199 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:48,640 - Diouf you are curling near impertinence. - I'm am simply curly sir. 200 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,180 Enough now, we'll see how a radio station works. 201 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,510 Do you mind if I open the window when I smoke sir ? 202 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:59,020 Aziz ! Please stay serious and be calm everyone ok ? 203 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,930 What is it ? Is there something wrong ? 204 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:08,100 I have retches. Like nausea. 205 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:12,510 It happens between meals. And when I eat, I get very unpleasant expulsions... 206 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,430 I understand, Madame de Luynes. But I think... 207 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:20,050 My son in law, who is osteopath at St Germain en Laye advised me to consume fibers. What do you think about it ? 208 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:26,430 Since I can't go on the throne anymore, I'm necessarily a bit congested do you see ? 209 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,260 Profexol, Madame de Luynes ! Profexol. With that you'll be set. Profexol. 210 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,640 I'm leaving you with my laboratory assistant. 211 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,680 - Mr Leopold, how are you? - It could be better. 212 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:38,640 So you are back here ! Apparently it's a bit agitated in your country. 213 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,760 It's not on the prescription but could you give me a Gardomyl box, I am currently a bit nervous. 214 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:46,890 You know it's not good for you all these anxiolytics, Mr Leopold ! 215 00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:51,430 I know, but since I am not sleeping well, I smoke a lot. And since I want to stop smoking... 216 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,570 - Is that so ? That falls well, I stopped ! - Really ? 217 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,170 I can tell you there aren't 36 thousand remedies. Only one : Will. 218 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,970 - Oh well ? How long has it been ? - 1 Day... 219 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:05,680 Will, Mr Leopold ! And it goes against my interest to tell you that. 220 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:09,300 On top of deepening the social security hole, which will please our ministers. 221 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:13,890 - What did you add ? Corticosteroids ? - Yes, absolutely. And a strong one ! 222 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,760 Did you read the ordinance ? The doctor precised it clearly, I would pass away with that. 223 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:22,800 Ah ! If the doctor says so... We'll pass. 224 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,140 - Hello my love ! - Hello baby ! 225 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,970 Look, what do you think about it ? I am in such a good shape it's incredible ! 226 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,400 - When are we eating ? - I have good news. 227 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,260 Yes ? Well that's good timing because I have good news too. 228 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:43,260 Did you know that every cigarette not smoked is 10 minutes of life gained ? 229 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:48,300 So I calculated that one pack is 3 hours 30 gained a day. 230 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:52,430 Which brings it to 52 days gained after a year, and after 30 years it's 5 extra years ! 231 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,920 That means that instead of dying at 80, I'll die at 85 ! Isn't that extraordinary ? 232 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:01,050 - How will you do... without me ? - But do you get it ? 233 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:05,050 Now listen and hang on ! I will be on the cover of TV Zap with Franck Tullio. 234 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,100 An exclusive interview ! I have to call Marie-Christine, she'll die of jealousy ! 235 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,970 And who's that Franck ? I don't know him. 236 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:13,560 Yes you do ! The presenter of "Say it with the heart"! 237 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:18,430 You know, the one who had a 37% market share... among transvestites of over 60 years. 238 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,140 - Oh yeah. You mean a future minister of culture. - That's why I will horn in and not miss it. 239 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:26,430 Oh please, TV Zap is clearly famous for it's corrosive and engaged articles. 240 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,360 I said that I wouldn't miss it ! 241 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:31,930 Hello ? I'd like to speak to Marie-Christine Schwab please. 242 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,350 I do have to earn a living too. I love you! 243 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:38,470 Marie-Christine ? It's Victoria ! 244 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,260 Are we eating ? 245 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,850 You should stop playing. 246 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:45,800 Do you like vegetables? 247 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:52,680 - What does "vegetables" mean? - "Vegetables"? They are vegetables. 248 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,010 Keep reading... 249 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:58,930 -Do you smoke? What is "smoke"? - Smoke... Keep going ! 250 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:03,970 -You should stop smoking... to smoke - Enough for tonight. Come on. 251 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,890 - Aren't we finishing ? - No we're not, good night ! 252 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:11,640 To smoke, smoking... What are they teaching at school ? 253 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,550 Good night, Daddy 254 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:24,140 Mrs. Bricourt told me about it, she's into fine art you know it. She said there's a magnificent exhibition. 255 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:27,800 - Is it in the Netherlands? - No, in Holland, in The Hague. 256 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,510 Round trips are cheap. 257 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,850 She said I have to see Vermeer. Some photos are real masterpieces. 258 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:38,640 - Vermeer is a painter. - Really ? Maybe he's versatile. 259 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,850 - Well, is there any mash left please ? - Did you buy a new watch ? 260 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:47,640 - Yes, I did. Is there any mash left please ? - But it is not the right time for that. How much ? 261 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,800 - I don't know... 22 grand, something like that. - Phew you really don't save up your hard work ! 262 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:54,760 Wait ! I knew you would say that. Did you know we saved up ? 263 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,890 - Oh yeah ? - Let's consider the average of one box of cigarettes per day. That's 20 Francs. 264 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:01,050 That's 140 Francs in one week. 265 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,680 - So after a year, 52 weeks... - 7 280. 266 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,470 Thus a result of 72 800 Francs after 10 years. 267 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,300 Excepting bisextile years... Therefore I could have bought 3 like that and still save up. 268 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,100 So shut your camembert box. 269 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,800 So is there any mash left? 270 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,470 I'm going to bed, I get up early tomorrow. 271 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,350 Oh, so you are doing an interview on Saturday morning? 272 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,550 I am not a little public servant like you, my love. 273 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:40,890 I was a big smoker. I completely stopped it's been 3 months, it's very difficult 274 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,760 Physically I feel so much better . 275 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:48,180 - Somebody smoking next to you, does it bother you ? - It's horrible ! 276 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,100 Madame is the president of the league against tobacco, against smoke... 277 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,930 I am uncompromising sir. 278 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,510 The cigarette in public areas is unsustainable. 279 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:19,700 - I agree about public places but you go further, even in the street... - Of course in the street yes. 280 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,140 Don't you think you are bothering people...? 281 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:36,010 You are a smoker... of Havana. 282 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:41,260 Close to you, far from him. 283 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:47,850 I would like to keep you all life long. 284 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,760 Understand me... Sweetie. 285 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,850 You're just a smoker... 286 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:09,930 Photographer... 287 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,550 I can't do it... 288 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,800 Excuse me. 289 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,260 Dammit ! 290 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,800 - 2 news ! - Next one. 291 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,800 - Good evening. 292 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:41,510 I would like a pack of chlorophyll chewing gum filterfree... 293 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,050 - Sugarfree... - 7,90. Here you have it. 294 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:48,640 - Keep the change. - Next one ! 295 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,640 - A box of Gaulloise and a box of matches please. - 13,90. 296 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:57,220 - Cigarette paper. - Five francs. 297 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,350 Next. 298 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:03,760 Two Mars bars, one Bounty and a matchbox ... No, Tic Tac box ! 299 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,550 28,60. Next. 300 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:12,470 - It's you ! - I was thinking I know this voice. 301 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,090 What are you doing here ? That's funny ! 302 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:15,390 How are you ? 303 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:19,760 - What are you doing here? - Well you know its an old habit... 304 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:23,680 If I don't have my chewing gum before going to bed, I'm a bit irritable. 305 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,970 Do like me, engage in sports it's relaxing. But it's making me hungry. 306 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,150 - Do you want some? - No thanks. 307 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,250 Are you going that way ? 308 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,470 Well, to go out it's better yeah. 309 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,170 Sorry. Go ahead ! 310 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:40,300 Paris is quite different by night. 311 00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,760 It's not the same look. There is night and day, it's different. 312 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:47,260 Did you also know that apparently telluric waves are coming from the ground ? Very energetic... 313 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,430 - Some sort of positive force you know, that pulls... - Yes, I have also read it somewhere. 314 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:56,140 Well that's also what made Paris become Paris. The capital... 315 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,050 For sure. If we would have put Paris in the place of Soissons... It would have been less Paris. 316 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,720 - Certainly. Well it's nice to see you outside of family. - Oh yeah it's very pleasant... 317 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,760 - Do you want a chewing gum ? - No thanks. Are you parked there? 318 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:13,680 - Oh no I'm parked in front of the tobacco store. So I'll get going, kiss you. - No no I will accompany you... 319 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:17,890 - No you know, I can... - Yeah, I will accompany you, it is a pleasure. Between us... 320 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,350 We are Family. 321 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:26,010 - Beautiful car ! Alright see you ! - Where did you park? 322 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,180 - Right over there. - Come in, I'll drop you off. 323 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,440 - Nah I'm just over there... - Just come in, I'll drive you ! 324 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:33,510 Come on in, we don't see each other every day... 325 00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:35,510 It's a pleasure you know. 326 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,930 - Where are you parked ? - Right here. 327 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,600 - Well thank you. - You are welcome ! 328 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,800 - It was nice. - Have a nice trip back ! 329 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,700 - Will you go through the bridge of Neuilly ? - Yes, of course. 330 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,800 Oh I'll follow you then. 331 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:53,100 - No, go ahead. - Nah I'm following you. 332 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,970 - Oh okay... 333 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,970 - Ciao ! - Bye ! 334 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:05,930 Bastard I'm sure he was about to buy cigarettes... Bye ! 335 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,680 I'm sure he was about to buy cigarettes that bastard... 336 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:13,140 Professor, there is a revolutionary product that was released to help stop smoking. 337 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,940 Are you talking about homosterone ? 338 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:20,220 Exactly. It is a female hormone and what's formidable is that we have in the studio the first person 339 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,350 who has tried this product. 340 00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:24,970 Dr Didier, is the use of this product safe ? 341 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:28,050 Absolutely. But even if it had secondary effects... 342 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:30,760 Wouldn't it be worth it ? 343 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:35,180 Well I can tell you that I detoxified in two days ! 344 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:39,640 In two days... 345 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,720 Two days ! 346 00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:58,050 Two days. 347 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,720 - No, Leave it to me ! Leave it ! - Fine fine. 348 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:08,760 Excuse me ! 349 00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:10,600 Is he feeling right ? 350 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,390 I don't know, since he stopped smoking he's not under control anymore. 351 00:26:13,930 --> 00:26:16,890 There are tranquilizers for that, he'd better get some... 352 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,140 Dude, are you waiting till tomorrow ? 353 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,010 Yes alright give me 2 seconds. 354 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:26,550 He's feding me up today... 355 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,180 - So ? - Yes, I'm playing now. 356 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:51,050 Come on ! 357 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,850 - Are you okay, Madeleine? - Excuse me ! Excuse me... 358 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:05,970 - Is stopping to smoke puting you in such a state ? - Yes, it's because I stopped smoking... 359 00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:09,850 - Listen there are very good things to help you stop. - Wait I might not be a doctor like you but I'm not stupid. 360 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:14,560 Is it swollen there ? Another ball hit on the other side and it will look like a guinea pig it will be very pretty ! 361 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,010 What did he say ? 362 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:22,010 So that's the time you are arriving at ? Bravo ! You could have warned me that we wouldn't eat together... 363 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,890 I was getting concerned. Didn't you take you cell phone ? 364 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,900 What's going on with you ? You fully well knew I had a very important interview ! 365 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:29,550 With your laughable star ? 366 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:31,760 You won't make me believe that it took you 6 hours to interview 367 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,860 a dumbass who must not know more than 3 different words will you ? 368 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:36,970 Think again, he is much less stupid than people think and very lucid about what he does. 369 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:39,220 You are the one not knowing what you are doing sweetie ! 370 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:42,800 Your TV Zap is shit. Your TV is shit. If you keep doing shit like that 371 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:45,510 I'm all ears ! I'm waiting for the pedagogue's advices. 372 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,180 When someone is teaching three subjects that means he's not able to teach just one. 373 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:52,140 Oh yeah ? But your playboy can do it all with his ratings and his money right !? 374 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,720 - From tail to head what you are saying doesn't make any sense. - While that guy has a pretty head and a big tail. 375 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,760 How can you be so vulgar, Are you jealous ? 376 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:05,870 No, I'm not jealous I'm a bit nervous if you didn't notice. And you're really not helping me. 377 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:10,470 That other one is lucky with your sister. Because your sister might be stupid but at least SHE DOESN'T SMOKE ! 378 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,510 - Is that your problem ? - Yes that's it ! - Then go back to smoking and stop pissing me off ! 379 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,150 What ?! Repeat what you just said ! 380 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,550 Start smoking again and stop pissing me off ! 381 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,180 What ?! You are the one daring to tell me that ? After the prisoner life you had me go through ? 382 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:26,760 Don't smoke here, don't smoke now. And that's on top of endless museum visits 383 00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:28,600 without a smoker area... 384 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,350 In the Louvre I had to hide between Osiris and Ramses II. 385 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,100 No not on the chair ! 386 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,930 That other one is lucky with your sister, because she smokes at least. She must understand him... 387 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,760 Do you really think he didn't resume my poor man ? 388 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,760 Why ? Are you aware of something ? Did your sister say something ? 389 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:48,720 No... Just looking at the state you are in, I can't imagine that human rag not having a setback. 390 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:49,720 Take your shoes off ! 391 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:53,800 You know what you are right ! I caught him at 1 a.m in the tobacco store. If I hadn't been there... 392 00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:58,100 Oh really and what were you doing at 1 a.m at that tobacco store ? 393 00:28:58,390 --> 00:29:01,970 Of course accusations right away ! You are not doing anything to help me ! Nothing ! 394 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:05,930 How frigid you are ! I mean... Rigid. 395 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:11,680 It is not like it used to, Bernard. We may have to separate for a while. 396 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,600 Not that straight away... That's not the question. 397 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,510 Why don't we go to marriage therapy ? 398 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,970 Claire wrote an essay about it, Apparently it can work... 399 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,010 Yes... 400 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:31,100 I love you, you know ? - Yes. 401 00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:34,550 You never say it to me. Why ? 402 00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:37,180 Yeah. 403 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:39,930 Do you have a reason ? 404 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,350 Yes... 405 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:46,720 Is there someone else in your life ? 406 00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:50,800 Yes. 407 00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:55,970 - Is there sobody else ?! - Yes, yes. 408 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:59,390 - Another one ?! - Another what ? 409 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:03,100 - What are you saying ? - I did not say anything... 410 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:06,350 Honey, no ! No way. 411 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:10,100 Bernard do something ! We cannot continue that way. 412 00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:13,140 - It's alright ! - If you don't do it for yourself do it for me. 413 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:16,550 Yes. I'm going to do something about it, it's alright. 414 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,220 Mommy, what are you reading ? 415 00:30:20,390 --> 00:30:23,680 A novel that Mrs Bricourt recommended to me. 416 00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:29,350 - Have you only read so few pages ? - You are right ! After thought we'll say I'm here. 417 00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:34,930 Here ! I don't understand anything. Sophie sleeps with everybody. First Socrates, then Descartes... 418 00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,640 I got this ! 419 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,430 Murielle ? Good evening it's Bernard. 420 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,270 Bernard... Oh Bernard ?! How are you ? 421 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,470 Good. Is Didier home ? 422 00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:59,930 - Yes, hold on. - Thank you. 423 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,430 Didier ! 424 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,850 It's for you. It's the other one. Bernard ! 425 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:11,430 If he wants you to lend money, you can't. 426 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:15,180 - Didier, it's Bernard. - What a nice surprise ! 427 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:18,220 So I'm calling you... I hope that I'm not bothering ? 428 00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:23,640 No, not at all. I was quietly reading, sitting in my Chesterfield... My armchair ! 429 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,720 It's about our little bet. Do you remember ? 430 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:31,430 A bet ? What bet ? Oh yes I remember. 431 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:35,390 I am sorry it completely went out of my mind. 432 00:31:35,550 --> 00:31:38,260 - Are you smoking again? - No, no ! What about you? 433 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:42,050 No, no. I'm calling you about tomorrow. 434 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:46,470 It's Sunday, and let's say I would need something to calm me down 435 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,800 and I don't have a prescription. 436 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:53,760 Well there's no problem helping yourself if you feel fragile, it's normal. 437 00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:56,600 Come to the pharmacy then. I don't know if you... 438 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,850 Make him pay it's no reason ! 439 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:01,050 - Is 10 a.m ok ? - Yes, 10 a.m that's perfect. 440 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,550 - Be on time alright ? - I'll be on time. 441 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:05,260 - See you tomorrow then. - See you tomorrow. 442 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,760 Bye ! 443 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:10,260 He's breaking down. He's breaking down. He's breaking down sweetheart ! 444 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,890 - Sorry, how long have you been waiting for ? - No, I just got here. 445 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,470 I had to fill the tank of my big car. 446 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,550 - Is yours broken down ? - No I came jogging. 447 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,350 - Can you help me ? - Sure. I'm into jogging a lot. 448 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,760 Stop. That's good. 449 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:50,430 - So you feel nervous apparently ? - It's not wrong to help yourself. 450 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,140 Give me 2 seconds, the code. 451 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:58,260 - Apart from that I heard about patches, are they efficient ? - No, I 'd advise against. 452 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:03,180 I was thinking about you last night, I have a new product... 453 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:08,390 Babyphytose. A super product. Natural and herbal based. 454 00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:11,640 - Do you know it ? - Yes but don't you have something more... 455 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,800 - But it is natural. - And what about the medicine for stepdad ? 456 00:33:15,970 --> 00:33:19,470 Stabilocardyl? No, no. That would be a disfavor. 457 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,050 You'll feel slowed down, drowsy... 458 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:24,800 Me this morning for example I took som... I...I advise against. 459 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:29,640 No it's just to allow me to pass the first steps. Because I decided to completely stop. 460 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,890 Even after next Sunday. 461 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:37,100 Well yeah you realize I don't need it to get to 2 p.m Sunday. 462 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:39,550 - 1:38 p.m Sunday. - 1:38 p.m yes. 463 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,970 - Hats off ! That's great... - What about you on the other hand ? 464 00:33:43,930 --> 00:33:47,930 Listen, to be honest I am struggling to remember that I even was a smoker. 465 00:33:48,430 --> 00:33:50,100 Hats off... 466 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:57,300 Listen, Stabilocardyl ok but I don't have anymore. Maybe I have some left here... 467 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,890 No, all gone ! 468 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:04,640 Well listen try the Babyphytose, you'll see. Here, I'll give you two packs. 469 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:06,890 You will see, it's no problem. 470 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:10,350 Do you need anything else ? A small deodorant? 471 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,100 No, no I will only take one. All good. How much do I owe you ? 472 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,100 Are you kidding ? That wouldn't be mutual help. I'm adding it for accounting, you know Murielle... 473 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:21,390 Ok thank you. 474 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:24,010 - Bye Bernard ! - Have a good Sunday. 475 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:41,510 Alas you have left us, for good. 476 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,220 And you sinner soul is still burning today, 477 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:52,010 In hellfire, because you sinned, Didier ! 478 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,180 Because you resumed smoking, and you are smoking again ! 479 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,680 And you like it, cheater ! 480 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:57,410 You like smoking huh ? 481 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,010 You like it, cheater ! CHEATER !! 482 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,260 I'm not going to give you back the exams. There is no point ! 483 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:23,060 Everyone got 0/20, they're all a bunch of wipers ! 484 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:26,050 That will teach you that in life, nothing is acquired in advance. 485 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:29,550 So now everybody take your stuff out ! And you Aziz kindly put out your cigarette please ! 486 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,760 - What does kindly mean sir ? - It's the opposite of that ! Ok ? 487 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:35,430 So ? You don't want to take your stuff out ? 488 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:40,430 Interrogation now ! To the board ! I said no caps in the classroom ! 489 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,710 Let's go, to the board randomly... 490 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:47,010 Camel ! No ! Not Kamel... Mouloud ! 491 00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:49,890 Unless it was suppositories that gave me diarrhea. 492 00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,050 But I didn't use the throne this morning yet... 493 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:56,300 - Nobody cares oldie. - So I'm congested, I'm bloated. It's very unpleasant ! 494 00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:59,970 - What can we do about it ? - Fart a bit, you'll feel better. 495 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:03,850 - Excuse me ? - You... Can you repeat please ? I don't get it. 496 00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:06,970 I'm bloated... I can't put a skirt on, it's terri... 497 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:10,220 Wait ! I'll see what I can do for you Madame de Luynes. I'll see... 498 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:16,890 Are you talking to me ?! Are you talking to me ? 499 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:21,510 Am, stram, gram, Pic et pic et colégram. 500 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,720 Are you talking to me ?! 501 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,010 Here's something that can't do you wrong Madame de Luynes. 502 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,720 Please take care of Madame de Luynes! 503 00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:31,550 Why did he give me condoms ? 504 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,680 What do you want me to go to these stupid cocktails for ? 505 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:37,600 You could get interested a bit in what I'm doing too. 506 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,430 - Ouch fuck ! - Did you hurt yourself ? 507 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,510 I'm tired of making efforts, always efforts. Middle school, students, exams... 508 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,930 It hurts... Are you going to sleep like that ? 509 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,350 No, no. It's said 10-20 minutes but I think I'll do one hour to have an effect. 510 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,760 For an hour you can't smoke or you'll prick yourself is that it ? 511 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:58,100 No not in the bedroom ! 512 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:01,390 You must have added one too many on the nerve that makes one stupid ! 513 00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:18,680 Hey ! What are you doing here ? 514 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:38,970 I was just peeing a bit. 515 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:43,800 I didn't restart smoking... 516 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,220 I didn't ! 517 00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:51,300 Excuse me, do you have a light please ? Do you have a light ? 518 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:55,100 Sorry, I'm your neighbor. 519 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:59,010 Since I can't... smoke in the bedroom. 520 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:03,300 No, I didn't touch anything, I didn't do anything ! No, I didn't restart smoking ! 521 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,760 I didn't smoke again ! 522 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,720 It's not me ! 523 00:38:13,850 --> 00:38:15,680 15 Days. 524 00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:18,260 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - Oh, how nice ! 525 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:23,180 Happy Mother's day ! Grandma. Is the Valda pastilles vendor there ? Has he arrived ? 526 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,890 - We were waiting for you around noon. - Hello stepdad ! How are you ? 527 00:38:27,050 --> 00:38:30,140 - It's eleven o'clock ? - Yes, we are really early. 528 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:31,340 That's what I'm telling you for the last hour... 529 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:35,600 An hour ago, I thought it was eleven but it's no big deal, eleven is ok too. 530 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:40,010 - That way I'll see you a bit longer for once. - A little aperitif ? 531 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,680 No, I'll rather make myself a coffee. 532 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,680 Can I open the peanuts pack ? 533 00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:52,430 At what time Valda pastilles vendors usually arrive ? 534 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,260 Happy Mother's day Mom. 535 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,260 Happy Mother's day Mom. 536 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,850 Happy Mother's day to all moms. 537 00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:11,180 My dear husband had the good idea of taking care of the flowers yesterday. 538 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,260 As a result we didn't have them this morning. 539 00:39:13,430 --> 00:39:17,260 And to find an open florist in your communist neighborhood, 540 00:39:17,430 --> 00:39:19,890 it's like searching a needle in a haystack. 541 00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:23,180 So we went over to the park and here's the result... 542 00:39:23,510 --> 00:39:26,140 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - It's not a big deal... 543 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:29,930 - That's what I told her. It's the thought that counts. - Exactly. 544 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:35,180 Murielle... Your flowers are beautiful ! And they are perfumed... 545 00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:37,800 No ! We didn't re-fume ! 546 00:39:39,050 --> 00:39:41,100 I didn't resume smoking... 547 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:45,220 Anyway, this week your father made me a beautiful gift... 548 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,350 Really ? What ? 549 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,970 I'm done with cigarettes forever. 550 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,890 Hats off dad ! 551 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:54,510 No kidding... 552 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,720 Let's not waste time, dad. It's almost two ! 553 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:01,600 Your medication... Do you have any more ? 554 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,220 Oh the medication. I took some just for you. Huh... None left. 555 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:08,140 - Forget it. - I'll get more. 556 00:40:11,390 --> 00:40:15,350 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - Thanks, that's cute but we'll eat first I'll unpack it later. 557 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,640 Are you crazy ? Unpack it right now. 558 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,680 Yes, we are waiting ! 559 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,220 Oh what a nice day ! Why so much happiness ? 560 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:30,010 But it's Mother's day ! And it's my favorite day. 561 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:34,140 And my mommy even though your nose is all white... 562 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,890 And that mine is chocolate... 563 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:41,140 She will always be the most beautiful of moms ! 564 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,510 Bravo, Elodie ! 565 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,010 Thanks, it was perfect ! Very beautiful sweetie ! 566 00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:54,890 Bravo Elodie, I can tell you your mom didn't write me as nice ones. 567 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,970 Bravo, my daughter ! Very pretty ! 568 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:02,600 Nice Victor Hugo my niece ! 569 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:06,760 By the way, do you know what time it is exactly stepdaddy ? 570 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:10,930 2 minus 20. 571 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:14,800 - So that's it we passed it. - By two minutes even ! 572 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,550 Congratulations dear Bernard ! 573 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,510 - Your behaviour is perfectly immature ! - Don't start it Ms I know it all. 574 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,550 Open your eyes ! You are not showing affection to Elodie ! 575 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,390 No affection really ? Who is getting her at violin classes ? And who is taking her to the swimming pool ? You maybe ? 576 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:32,800 I say, let's smoke one to celebrate it and then it's over. We forget about it. 577 00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:37,510 One little cigarette ? I have nothing against it... 578 00:41:38,470 --> 00:41:41,930 Stepdaddy ? Do you have a cigarette or two left, to celebrate it ? 579 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,510 No sorry, I threw everything away. 580 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:49,390 - What about cigarillos, them too ? - Cigarillos too, everything. 581 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:52,850 - Victoria. - Baby ? 582 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,010 Since you know better how to take care of a child, then go ahead, make one since you can do it... 583 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,930 - The thing is you will never ! - Oh really ? Why is that ? 584 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:04,260 - Because you're selfish ! Egoistical ! - Selfish ?! I must be dreaming ! 585 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:08,890 - Honey, give me a cigarette. - I don't have any left it was the last one, you should have let me buy more ! 586 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:12,640 - Change your tone ! - 15 days without smoking, we have the right to celebrate it... 587 00:42:12,850 --> 00:42:17,350 I am selfish ? You are ! You never share, always incapable to give. 588 00:42:17,510 --> 00:42:20,010 You were always the one dad and mom gave everything to. 589 00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,930 - Victoria, I don't like it when you say silly things like that... - Isn't that true, mom ? 590 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:25,970 I know where there is an open tobacco store. 591 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,390 We'll be right back ! 592 00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:29,220 Did you look at yourself ? 593 00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:31,640 What a delirium ! I must be hallucinating. 594 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,050 - Was I paid useless journalist studies like you ? - Useless ?! 595 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,140 Sweetie, the keys ! 596 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,890 You never were interested in what I was doing. 597 00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:42,050 - And I didn't ask for money to mom and dad ! - What ? 598 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:45,850 Yeah cause your sucker husband never could have bought that pharmacy ! 599 00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:49,510 - The sucker just wants the keys. - I repaid everything to dad I don't owe anything anymore. 600 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,600 Girls, enough ! 601 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,700 Girls, enough ! 602 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,470 - Mom, she's saying that but she was the one spoiled ! - Give me an example among others ! 603 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,270 We don't care ! 604 00:42:57,390 --> 00:43:01,220 And the muslin dress Mrs Marie sewn for us both ? 605 00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:04,640 - Oh no not that again ?! - She always lended it to Dominique Baud but never to me ! 606 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:07,140 Never to me ! That you see.. I will never forget ! 607 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:10,300 Don't worry I'll offer you Pocahontas' gear... The keys ! 608 00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:13,950 What about the horse riding club ? For a year, she was allowed to ride horses at the club in Garches, but not me ! 609 00:43:14,070 --> 00:43:14,650 That's bad ! 610 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,300 She even made herself be called Mrs Rami because Ramirez didn't sound chic enough ! 611 00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,300 Aren't you ashamed in front of dad ? 612 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:23,390 - Conchita, the Mercedes keys! Conchita ! - Mum didn't have me go to ballet classes unlike you. 613 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:27,470 - It's different, you weren't gifted for ballet ! - And for horse riding you weren't gifted either ! 614 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,430 And to think that you put plasticine in my hair, on my communion's day... 615 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,760 My baby comforter... Who torn apart my baby comforter ? 616 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,890 My darlings... 617 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:45,350 - Now serious things... - We want to buy cigarettes ! 618 00:43:45,510 --> 00:43:48,430 Leave us alone with your shit ! Disappear, get lost ! 619 00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:52,970 - Go get help somewhere else. - No but... - No ! Don't touch me! 620 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:56,640 Do you really think I didn't catch you picking from my packs ? 621 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,050 - CHEATER ! - NO ! 622 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:02,430 And that other one, smoking hidden in the toilets... Pathetic pussy ! 623 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:07,010 - Who told you that ? Sweetie, who told you that ? - My husband is just a pussy... 624 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,470 - No, don't say that. - It is true. 625 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,640 - Sweetie, who told you that ?! - You are a pussy ! 626 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,640 Elodie, come here ! 627 00:44:16,050 --> 00:44:18,760 Hurry up ! Grandpa feels faint. 628 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,470 I don't know what is going on with him. 629 00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:29,010 Dad ! Are you ok ? 630 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:32,640 I'm ok, just a slight vertigo. Don't worry about it. 631 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:36,300 - Let's go to the table. - We'll have to inform the doctor about it. 632 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,550 I know... Everyone needs a good doctor. 633 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:44,180 - Dad's medicine ? - I'm out because... 634 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:47,220 We'll go get some. The keys... 635 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,640 Here are your keys. And hurry up ! 636 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,140 Why did I hit rock bottom ? Why did I touch the abyss ? 637 00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:03,300 Before answering this question, you have to accept. 638 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:07,510 Your keyword is : acceptation. That goes for you too. 639 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,100 If you want to get rid of the problem, you have to go through acceptation of the problem. 640 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:16,930 Yes, I was a smoker. Yes, I was mediocre. 641 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,180 Yes, I was pathetic, I was a rag, a less than nothing. 642 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,430 But I want to recover, because I want to do better. 643 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,970 Release you positive energies, 644 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:31,800 To get rid of this yoke of self guilt which jams the cogs of your initiatory path. 645 00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:36,010 Before working on group sensory activities, 646 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:39,680 I'll ask you to welcome three new participants. 647 00:45:39,850 --> 00:45:42,300 - Your name ? - Jean Paul. 648 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:47,680 Bravo Jean-Paul, you've made the right choice. With us, you will forget the slave you are. 649 00:45:48,050 --> 00:45:49,470 And you ? 650 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,430 - Bernard. - Didier. 651 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,930 - I didn't hear it. - Didier. 652 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,550 Bravo guys ! 653 00:45:55,620 --> 00:46:01,010 Don't forget the three promises : Never ! I swear ! Am I going to do it again ! 654 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:05,430 Let's start with this week's blamatory encouragement. 655 00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:11,510 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 656 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,640 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 657 00:46:16,390 --> 00:46:17,850 Your turn, Gilbert. 658 00:46:18,010 --> 00:46:22,220 I'd say that I successfully managed to integrate... 659 00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:24,470 and to canalize my pulsions. 660 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:31,550 Globally flawless. Ranking 0.2 on the desire scale. 661 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,510 I wish you all to have the same success as Gilbert. 662 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:45,390 Your turn, Andre. 663 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:51,390 I think that I've managed to avoid some basic pitfalls : coffee, aperitif. 664 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,600 That's all. Things went well. 665 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,600 - Is that all ? - That's all... 666 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,100 I got offered a cigarette, I refused it. 667 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,760 - Did you refuse it ? - Yea. 668 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,430 One puff... I had one damn puff... 669 00:47:19,350 --> 00:47:23,600 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 670 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,220 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 671 00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,800 Good ! 672 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,260 Good ! 673 00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:47,680 Not good ! 674 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,930 Good ! 675 00:47:50,930 --> 00:47:52,430 Not good ! 676 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,930 Good ! 677 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,430 Good ! 678 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,850 Not good ! The guy is smoking in the rearview mirror... 679 00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:07,470 Next one ! We don't like cigarette, so we break its head ! 680 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:09,930 Get out of my way ! 681 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,180 Not good ! 682 00:48:13,010 --> 00:48:14,350 Good ! 683 00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,100 Not good ! 684 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:21,350 - Good ! ...with moderation ! 685 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:25,680 Pay attention to the exercice. 686 00:48:25,850 --> 00:48:29,180 - Would you like a cigarette ? - No, not good ! 687 00:48:29,930 --> 00:48:31,140 Not good ! 688 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:34,890 - Would you like a cigarette? - No, not good ! 689 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,970 Not good ! 690 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,300 You need to melt that down ! 691 00:49:04,930 --> 00:49:07,010 No everything's alright. 692 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,640 Big efforts yes. 693 00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:29,640 Have a good day. 694 00:49:30,390 --> 00:49:31,800 Not good ! 695 00:49:32,510 --> 00:49:33,930 Not good ! 696 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,390 Not good ! 697 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,760 Good ! 698 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,890 Good... 699 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:45,350 Good... 700 00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:53,390 Welcome ! Are you here to forget about the cigarette ? 701 00:49:53,550 --> 00:49:56,820 - Didier, Bernard. - Philippe, Maurice. 702 00:49:57,550 --> 00:49:59,220 ...Maurice, Philippe ! 703 00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:01,600 Not good ! 704 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,550 Good ! 705 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,510 Not good ! 706 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,640 Good ! 707 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,550 Not good ! 708 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,850 - Repeat ! - No I am not shit ! 709 00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,470 - Who smokes cigarettes ? - People with regrets ! 710 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,570 - Are you a pussy ? - No I'm not a pussy ! 711 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,260 - I didn't hear you ! - I am not a pussy ! 712 00:50:17,390 --> 00:50:18,530 - Smokes, who takes smokes ? - It's for jokes ! 713 00:50:18,590 --> 00:50:20,430 - Are you a joke ? - No I'm not a joke ! 714 00:50:21,010 --> 00:50:23,260 Before leaving, don't forget... 715 00:50:23,430 --> 00:50:26,850 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 716 00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,430 78 Days ! 717 00:50:34,550 --> 00:50:36,510 Honey, are you home ? 718 00:50:45,470 --> 00:50:49,550 "Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through !" 719 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:05,050 Are you ok honey ? Did you see ? We are working hard with Didier ! We will make it! 720 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,760 Is there a problem ? 721 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,800 And there you go. 722 00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:24,600 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 723 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:30,220 It wasn't me. 724 00:51:31,550 --> 00:51:33,140 Good evening. 725 00:51:34,010 --> 00:51:35,510 Go ahead. 726 00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:51,350 - A cigarette ? - No thanks ! 727 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,220 Good evening ! 728 00:51:54,390 --> 00:51:57,720 Did you see those earrings ? I went to the store you told me about and I bought the same ones. 729 00:51:57,890 --> 00:52:01,260 Cédric, the photographer friend. My sister Murielle and her husband. 730 00:52:01,430 --> 00:52:04,050 Good evening. Good evening. I'm leaving... 731 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,350 Nice man... Where's Bernard ? 732 00:52:08,510 --> 00:52:10,100 I'm hungry ! 733 00:52:10,850 --> 00:52:13,260 No, certainly not ! I stopped. 734 00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:17,600 - Where are you teaching ? At the Sorbonne ? - No, at Jean-Jaures ! 735 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,350 I'm kidding. I teach in a suburb middle school, Jean Jaures, for 9th grades. 736 00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:27,550 Ah the suburbs ? That's interesting. It's topical. Aren't students too hateful ? 737 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:30,430 - Excuse me ? - Aren't students too hateful ? 738 00:52:31,390 --> 00:52:34,260 - Thank you. - No I would like a glass of water. 739 00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:36,140 At the buffet, sir. 740 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:39,430 You should have taken one, it's free ! 741 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:43,470 - Look ! It's Bernard Lhermitte ! (hermit crab) - Thierry Lhermitte... 742 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:47,180 - Come with me ! - I'm going to the buffet. 743 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,300 Honey, here I am! 744 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,510 Let me introduce my boyfriend, Bernard... Oh Franck ! 745 00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:00,800 How are you doing ? 746 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:05,140 Marie-France Chazaud, my press officer. 747 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:09,680 Delicious ! How do you call it in French ? 748 00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:13,100 - Petits fours. - Petits fours ? Alright. 749 00:53:13,510 --> 00:53:16,220 Michael is my name. And you ? 750 00:53:16,510 --> 00:53:18,600 I am Michael. And you? 751 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,930 I'm I hate your face. 752 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:22,170 I hate your face... 753 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,970 I hate your face... That's cool. Ok I hate your face, have a nice evening. 754 00:53:27,510 --> 00:53:30,600 Can I have a glass of water please ? It's for my skinny quick. 755 00:53:31,050 --> 00:53:34,600 Oh Bernard ! I managed to get an autograph of Bernard Lhermitte ! 756 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:38,930 Yeah, in a crab basket it's normal. There's another crustacean over there, Franck Tullio if you want. 757 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:42,970 Seriously ? Victoria told me he's formidable ! I'm going there. 758 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,970 No, no alcohol, thanks. Wait, I'll just have that. 759 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:55,510 No alcohol at all, I just need a spoon for... Thanks! 760 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,550 Excuse me ! 761 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:05,100 - Are you not a producer? - No I'm not. 762 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:09,100 I'm a pharmacist, in the 16th district... 763 00:54:11,010 --> 00:54:13,720 I'll get some of that whiskey. 764 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,890 - This is my sister Murielle. - Hello. 765 00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:21,390 - I'm delighted. - She doesn't dare ask but I think she would like your autograph. 766 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:25,050 Well be warned, it's 100 Francs for an autograph. 767 00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:31,720 Well no, it's free... If she lets me make love with her sister. 768 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:37,260 I have something way better than your napkin. Look ! 769 00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:39,680 - Isn't it nice ? - It is. 770 00:54:39,850 --> 00:54:43,180 - I've been looking for you for two hours. - I was looking for you too. 771 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:46,140 - You got alcohol ? - Yes, champagne. 772 00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,970 Please can I get a glass ? 773 00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:50,720 It's incredible how much you look alike ! 774 00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:54,430 It's true, moreover we have the same earrings, the same lipstick. 775 00:54:56,470 --> 00:54:59,300 I'm going to break that big jerk's face ! 776 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,220 - What are you saying ? - I'm going to break that little jerk's face. 777 00:55:03,390 --> 00:55:06,180 Who is that ? I don't know him. If I can be of service to you... 778 00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:09,390 A little shit who has no diploma but earns 50x more than you. 779 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,010 Excuse me. 780 00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:16,050 - What is your name? - Murielle. - To Murielle... 781 00:55:16,930 --> 00:55:20,220 Who's more beautiful than Isabelle ! 782 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,220 - Cigarette, not good ! - Hi everyone. 783 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,510 Franck, here's my boyfriend. 784 00:55:30,550 --> 00:55:34,760 Bernard. Just a small teacher in a deprived suburb. 785 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:38,430 Franck, small presenter of "Say it with the heart" 786 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,180 I don't frankly want to say it with my heart, you see ? 787 00:55:42,350 --> 00:55:44,720 Bernard is not watching TV. 788 00:55:44,890 --> 00:55:48,760 No let's say that I choose my TV programs, it's different I don't watch whatever ! 789 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:51,970 I agree with you, out of all programs mine is the one I watch the least. 790 00:55:53,970 --> 00:55:56,970 That's no excuse, nobody likes to eat its own shit. 791 00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:59,930 - Enough, are you crazy ? - What ? I'm speaking to him. 792 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,930 Let me introduce myself, Didier Pharmacenberg, film producer. 793 00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:05,760 What did you produce ? 794 00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:09,720 "Fuck me through all 6 holes", and "Come get whipped dirty bitch". 795 00:56:09,890 --> 00:56:12,510 On that topic, I have a part for you. 796 00:56:12,890 --> 00:56:16,100 Am I not allowed to get an autograph ? Is it because I'm less sexy than my wife ? 797 00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:19,350 - Stop it, you are miserable ! Did you drink ? - No, I didn't drink ! I've seen everything ! 798 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:23,720 Leave my friend alone ! Leave us alone ! That's ok, we're leaving. 799 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:26,660 I don't care anyway I'm leaving, I don't want to see you anymore ! 800 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:29,660 You can get screwed by all the fags in the show business but I don't want to see you again ! 801 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,760 - Didier, come here. - Don't come near me, bitch ! 802 00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:35,890 I'll tell you... Cigarette, not good ! 803 00:56:35,930 --> 00:56:38,690 Not good I said ! That between us it's over, do you understand ? 804 00:56:39,010 --> 00:56:41,260 - A cigarette ? - No ! Not good ! 805 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,260 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 806 00:56:48,430 --> 00:56:51,010 - Watch out ! - Don't worry ! 807 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:03,720 Here it is. 808 00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:17,890 Good evening. Excuse us, but we got into trouble. We were caught short. 809 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:23,100 Would you mind hosting us for the night please ? 810 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:30,010 Bravo ! We will bring them all down ! All together and against all ! 811 00:57:32,390 --> 00:57:35,350 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 812 00:57:36,050 --> 00:57:37,970 Thanks, that's very nice of you. 813 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:43,800 That's rule number one : you need me, I'm there for you. 814 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:53,220 Baltazar, lie down ! Sit down, you look exhausted. 815 00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:56,970 - We are sorry. - Don't be. 816 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,510 No fuss. Sit down. 817 00:58:00,970 --> 00:58:05,850 Well, actually it's not a bad thing. This way we'll go all together to the competition tomorrow. 818 00:58:07,510 --> 00:58:08,800 The competition ? 819 00:58:08,970 --> 00:58:12,050 The apnea competition, at the Saint-Maur swimming pool. 820 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:17,970 I ended up 3rd place last year. 1 minute 26 seconds ! That's something... 821 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:22,930 Bravo ! What about sleeping ? 822 00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:26,600 Don't worry, we will figure out something. 823 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,100 What I wish you to win is this one. 824 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,220 Golden lungs ! Years 84-94 ! 825 00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:41,850 10 years of seniority. But for this one, you'll have to hang on tight... 826 00:58:42,970 --> 00:58:46,050 Bravo, but how do to... 827 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:49,260 You have to be motivated, like with everything. 828 00:58:49,390 --> 00:58:51,970 Me, it's thanks to my daughter. 829 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:55,470 She was only twelve years old, She got sick... 830 00:58:56,300 --> 00:59:00,010 So I decided that if she heals, I'll stop smoking. 831 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:04,220 - So ? - She healed. 832 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:12,800 Later she left, she got married... She lives somewhere else. 833 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:15,180 But where...? 834 00:59:15,350 --> 00:59:18,470 In Rocheville, ten kilometers from Valenciennes. 835 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:25,430 - Where are we going to sleep? - Do I bore you with my stories ? 836 00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:28,180 Not at all ! 837 00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:31,350 You'll sleep in the bedroom, my wife's and mine's. 838 00:59:31,510 --> 00:59:33,850 Oh no we don't want to bother you. 839 00:59:34,010 --> 00:59:37,760 You won't bother her, she's dead. 840 00:59:38,390 --> 00:59:41,100 It will be five years in October. 841 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:45,260 She was an amazing woman, but she was smoking too much... 842 00:59:45,390 --> 00:59:49,550 It's when she stopped living that she stopped smoking. 843 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,760 - Did the cigarettes kill her ? - Yes and no. 844 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,010 She was ran over by a SEITA truck. (Tobacco and matches industrial exploitation company) 845 01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:03,100 So tomorrow I'll wake you up to go to the competition. 846 01:00:03,510 --> 01:00:07,930 - Yes, with pleasure. - Not too early. Around 6 a.m. 847 01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:11,140 How are you going to do ? 848 01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:14,550 Do not worry about me I will sleep on the sofa. I'm used to it. 849 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,850 - Thank you, Gilbert. Good night. - Good Night. It's there. 850 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,350 Don't mind the clutter. 851 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,260 I wonder if that was a good idea... 852 01:00:32,430 --> 01:00:36,390 I'm sick of life, sick of women, I'm sick of everything. 853 01:00:37,220 --> 01:00:38,890 Me too. 854 01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:43,470 She was looking at him smiling stupidly. As if he was a god... 855 01:00:44,430 --> 01:00:47,970 - Did Murielle ever do that to you before ? - Murielle doesn't smile. 856 01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:54,050 - I swear that's the worst that could happen to a man... - Listen let's try to rest, I think that we need it. 857 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:58,470 Mummy... 858 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,430 No, I can't sleep here. And this one is pissing me off ! 859 01:01:07,890 --> 01:01:12,100 Who knows maybe I should have married a girl like Murielle. 860 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:16,800 I think that you didn't sober up yet. 861 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:21,680 - Why do that to me ? Does she like making me suffer ? - What are you thinking, Murielle is also making me suffer. 862 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,220 - What's going on? - No, nothing... 863 01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:29,930 Let's try to rest, it's already not easy. 864 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,760 That one is bothering me too. 865 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:38,180 I can't sleep here ! Anywhere, but not here ! 866 01:01:39,350 --> 01:01:42,720 You are right... Let's go to sleep at my place. It's my home, what am I doing here? 867 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:46,220 Wait we're not going to your home are you crazy ? No way we are going at this time. 868 01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:49,180 Imagine Victoria seeing your face... 869 01:01:49,350 --> 01:01:54,050 We'll see tomorrow, well rested. Lay down it's my fault, I'm sorry. 870 01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:57,350 It's not so bad here right ? 871 01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:12,010 It's not me ! It's her ! 872 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,680 Are you smoking bitch ? Take that ! Aren't you ashamed ? 873 01:02:18,550 --> 01:02:21,000 Not good ! 874 01:02:23,930 --> 01:02:26,930 I got you, right ? What a joker ! 875 01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:33,100 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 876 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:38,510 I'm telling you it's not a good idea ! I don't want to wake her up... 877 01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:41,680 She might not even be alone. 878 01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:08,470 Now you will row, miserable ! 879 01:03:09,010 --> 01:03:12,100 Why is she doing this to me ? Why in my home ? 880 01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:17,140 - I don't know, maybe it's for fun... - How funny... 881 01:03:19,470 --> 01:03:22,850 You know me, I will take the matter into my own hands. Like that ! 882 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,220 I don't understand anything it's unreadable... His handwriting is that of a pig ! 883 01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:33,220 What ? No ! Come back in an hour please, because I'm completely overwhelmed, thanks. 884 01:03:37,510 --> 01:03:40,970 - What do you want, sir ? - To get an explanation. 885 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:44,140 - We don't sell that here. - Wait, can we discuss at least ? 886 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:47,760 - What's written here ? - Inosate 2000, three times a day. 887 01:03:47,930 --> 01:03:49,640 Inosate 2000, three times a day. Didn't I tell you ? 888 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,850 Murielle... I think that we have reached the stage where we need to talk. 889 01:03:53,010 --> 01:03:56,350 - I have no time to talk, I've got a store to run. - It's not a store, it's a pharmacy. 890 01:03:56,510 --> 01:03:59,760 You're right. Some bags here have nothing to do at a pharmacy. 891 01:03:59,930 --> 01:04:02,260 - Pick them up, take them away and I don't want to see you again ! - What's that ? 892 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:06,390 Your stuff. Your underpants, your socks, sweaters and let's not forget your porn magazines ! 893 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,260 - What is written here ? - Where ? - Here ! 894 01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:11,800 - Rhinophactyl, in drops... - Rhinophactyl in drops ! 895 01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:15,260 Sweetie, are you going crazy ? Did you think about Elodie ? 896 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,430 - My sweetie, my kitty... - No more kitty, no more sweetie ! 897 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,510 And you are the crazy one my poor friend ! Also tell your loony brother in law 898 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,550 to forget about my sister... You have made enough damage already ! 899 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,850 - Isn't Mr Didier here ? - You shut up ! 900 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:33,890 You're mad ! Get out ! Or I'll call the police ! 901 01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:36,850 Don't bother we don't need you ! Nor your nymphomaniac sister ! 902 01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:39,510 You know full well where I am. You'll come back to beg me on your knees within a week ! 903 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,800 - You are nothing without me ! - Get lost ! It's mine here ! 904 01:04:42,970 --> 01:04:45,390 Grocer ! Raptor ! Upstart ! 905 01:04:45,550 --> 01:04:49,100 And for that grandma it's cyanide, three tablespoons ! 906 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,220 Raptor ! 907 01:04:53,550 --> 01:04:56,550 Yeah right ! Get lost, it's mine here ! 908 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,600 Little jerk ! 909 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,510 143 Days 910 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,260 I will prepare him a letter, that will tear his arms off and wreck his face ! 911 01:05:05,430 --> 01:05:08,430 He'll be less proud afterwards. 912 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,050 - What's wrong with you ? You don't look good. - I had a strange dream. 913 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:18,100 Don't stay here pal, it's not your place. You will have a break down ! Go back home ! 914 01:05:18,970 --> 01:05:22,140 - I don't know, think of your daughter. - That snitch is not my daughter ! 915 01:05:22,430 --> 01:05:25,970 I didn't even choose her, it's the other one. It's always her... 916 01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:28,680 I'd love to remodel her face, but not in Vermeer's style. With Picasso's style ! 917 01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:30,080 With a little parcel bomb ! 918 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,260 And boom ! The eye here, the jaw there. 919 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:38,760 Damn ! The pizza of 5 p.m... And it is at the opposite side of Paris ! 920 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,850 Look at you... You won't make it I'm telling you ! 921 01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,430 Did you have a good look at yourself ? Mind your own business. 922 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,010 - Do you want a slice ? - A small one. 923 01:05:54,390 --> 01:05:58,010 You'll see. I will show you who I am ! 924 01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:01,640 I'm going to show you how I do things ! 925 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:05,100 She'll be the one to break down first. She'll come back to lick my boots, believe me ! 926 01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:08,680 Forget about. You've got it all wrong. She won't call I'm telling you ! 927 01:06:08,970 --> 01:06:11,970 Anyway I don't care, I don't need her nor anybody ! 928 01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:15,930 Really ? Weren't you the one coming up with the awesome idea 929 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:18,300 to launch a home drug delivery service ? 930 01:06:18,470 --> 01:06:21,800 Yes. Pharmaco 30. Your aspirin at home within half an hour, isn't that awesome ? 931 01:06:21,970 --> 01:06:26,050 Awesome ! You should try Vroom Vroom Doliprane. Maybe that would work ! After all you've tried... 932 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:31,180 Yeah you really don't know me apparently. 933 01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:33,680 I'm not the type to send parcel bombs to pathetic TV presenters. 934 01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,850 I am capable to beg to make it ! 935 01:06:37,010 --> 01:06:40,300 At the traffic light ? Like homeless people ? You disappoint me. 936 01:06:40,470 --> 01:06:44,850 - I'm not homeless yet. - Of course since you live in my home. 937 01:06:45,010 --> 01:06:46,450 - So that's what bothers you... - Take this ! 938 01:06:46,510 --> 01:06:48,220 Big hearted leftist ! 939 01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:54,300 - You should learn to share before giving solidarity lessons. - That's all I'm doing, sharing. Your incapable problems. 940 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,220 Wouldn't you think that I'd rather share the money of the businessman instead ? 941 01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,350 In the end you are no better than Murielle ! Let me tell you, you're an extreme right leftist ! A bourgeois. 942 01:07:02,510 --> 01:07:06,600 You're so bourgeois that you fell under the boulevard cuckold cliche... 943 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,640 You're a cuckold pal ! 944 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,760 Listen pal I no longer have problems with Victoria, I'm over it. You still have a problem. 945 01:07:11,930 --> 01:07:13,760 - I'm not a cuckold. - There is no chance ! 946 01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:17,800 Cause Murielle is not your wife, but your mother. You're not even her son, you're her dog. Mother's doggy ! 947 01:07:17,970 --> 01:07:21,180 - I'm a mother's doggy ?! - Yes you are ! 948 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,600 - It's Victoria ! - Crap it's Murielle ! 949 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,050 Looks like your daughter. 950 01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:46,760 - Good day. - Is dad here ? 951 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,510 No, no. He's working a lot nowadays... 952 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,800 And will he be back soon ? 953 01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:02,550 No, I don't think so. Is that all ? 954 01:08:04,510 --> 01:08:07,640 I have to go now otherwise mom will scold me. 955 01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:12,850 - What is that ? - A gift for dad. 956 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:23,800 I'm sure her mother sent her. I'm sure ! 957 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:28,180 I should have asked her about Victoria. How stupid... 958 01:08:28,350 --> 01:08:30,470 Cigarettes... 959 01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:40,100 - What is written ? "Dad, start smoking again and come back." 960 01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:45,300 There's a spelling mistake, it's plural. 961 01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:49,680 Maybe it was written for us both. 962 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,640 Maybe she's right. 963 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,010 She's smart. She's my daughter. 964 01:08:58,140 --> 01:09:00,260 One ? 965 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,970 Let's try one and see the effect. If it doesn't feel right, we'll stop. 966 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,350 Ok for one then. No more. We'll share it, agreed ? 967 01:09:10,510 --> 01:09:12,140 Agreed. 968 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,470 So ? 969 01:09:22,050 --> 01:09:24,470 Wait, I don't feel anything. 970 01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:28,640 Be careful you'll pass the line... 971 01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:33,600 No worries, I'll smoke two lines at once. Go ahead ! 972 01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:37,100 - So ? - I don't know. 973 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,720 - So ? Is it good ? - I don't know. 974 01:09:45,350 --> 01:09:48,760 - Leave me ! - You're going to pass the line. It's my turn. 975 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,510 My turn. 976 01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,890 - It's coming, I'm feeling something ! - Me too... 977 01:10:03,050 --> 01:10:05,220 - What's wrong ? - My shirt... 978 01:10:05,390 --> 01:10:07,760 - What about it ? - The patches ! 979 01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:11,050 - I am sorry ! - Are you kidding me ?! 980 01:10:12,430 --> 01:10:15,760 - Are you okay ? - Yes, I'll be alright. I have tachycardia. 981 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:19,760 - Alright I'm calling SOS Doctors. - No, it's too expensive. Help me ! 982 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,050 I am sorry. 983 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:31,510 - Bend down ! Wait give me a second ! - I am sorry. 984 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:36,850 - The code... - Don't push it, stay here. 985 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,850 I know where it is. 986 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:43,430 - Press "enter". - Done. 987 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,390 - Now you see "code key ?" - That's correct. 988 01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:48,850 Now enter "PUPUCE". 989 01:10:49,010 --> 01:10:51,720 P-U-P-U-C-E. Sweetie. 990 01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:55,350 P-U-C-E. Here you go. 991 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,430 - It's written "No good code". - No, that's impossible ! 992 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,390 - No, just enter "PUPUCE". - It's written "No good code" ! 993 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:08,720 - Calm down ! - I'm not crazy I've entered it thousands of times... 994 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:13,050 - That's her nickname. Damn ! - What ? 995 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:16,800 - I'm sure she's the one who changed it. - Don't you have another nickname ? 996 01:11:16,970 --> 01:11:20,350 No big deal, take the Climardina. There ! Left ! Climardina, C-L. 997 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,050 Higher ! Lower ! 998 01:11:24,510 --> 01:11:27,180 - The pink box ! - I'm taking them all ! 999 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,600 Take all ! 1000 01:11:31,850 --> 01:11:33,720 Freeze ! 1001 01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:37,390 Stay like that ! Do not move ! 1002 01:11:38,010 --> 01:11:40,300 We will explain. 1003 01:11:41,550 --> 01:11:44,050 Do not move ! 1004 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:53,050 So it's because you had a tachycardia crisis, that you both went to the pharmacy. 1005 01:11:53,180 --> 01:11:57,050 - Yes. To my pharmacy. - Sure, to your pharmacy. 1006 01:11:58,350 --> 01:12:03,550 Then you tried to use the code, which usually is "PUPUCE". 1007 01:12:06,010 --> 01:12:09,140 But this time it didn't work, so you grabed your medicine. 1008 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:15,100 Plus 10 amphetamine packs, 15 pain reliever packs, 1009 01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:17,800 and other morphine derivatives. 1010 01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:21,470 - Wait, that's normal... - We explained to you 1000 times... 1011 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:24,140 Yes that's normal... Of course. 1012 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:27,850 It is also perfectly normal that you don't have your papers with you. 1013 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,430 We'll see that tomorrow morning. 1014 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:35,140 A good night without your drugs will normally untie your tongue. 1015 01:12:35,550 --> 01:12:39,800 - It's his pharmacy, call his home you'll see ! - No, nobody calls home. 1016 01:12:39,970 --> 01:12:42,300 If I don't look like I belong at this position that's good news believe me. 1017 01:12:42,470 --> 01:12:46,430 Nobody has ever seen a pharmacist smoking with an anti tobacco patch. 1018 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,640 Nobody has ever seen a policeman who's good at typing on the machine... 1019 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,680 It doesn't change the fact that he's a policeman. 1020 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:54,890 - I didn't say anything, he did. - We'll get along well. 1021 01:12:55,390 --> 01:12:58,600 Oh really don't tell me you fall into the cliché of the susceptible policeman ? 1022 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,800 - You don't have the right to do this ! - Do you want my left too ? 1023 01:13:00,970 --> 01:13:03,680 Leave him alone, does he really look like a junkie ? 1024 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:05,720 He looks more like Pavarotti than Iggy Pop ! 1025 01:13:05,890 --> 01:13:08,300 - Do you want one too ? - Alright alright ! 1026 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:12,890 - That's enough, it's us... - It is us what ? 1027 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:16,260 - It's us. - It is us what ?! 1028 01:13:16,430 --> 01:13:18,850 We went looking for amphetamines. 1029 01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:22,430 - What ? - Amphetamines. 1030 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:26,260 - Here you go ! - Because we were addicted. 1031 01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:29,390 - Was it the first time ? - No, no... 1032 01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:34,760 Last week already, we robbed the drug store in Saint-Germain. 1033 01:13:37,390 --> 01:13:40,800 And since the guy was defending himself, We assaulted him... 1034 01:13:41,430 --> 01:13:46,010 There was also a lady, she came to buy earplugs. 1035 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:47,890 And we raped her. 1036 01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:51,930 - No, we hit her first. - Yes, that's right we hit her. 1037 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:55,550 So she fell and hit her head, and died. That's when we raped her. 1038 01:13:58,550 --> 01:14:02,300 Still we were careful, we used condoms... 1039 01:14:03,890 --> 01:14:06,970 You see what a condom is right ? 1040 01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:11,430 It's to protect. Unlike the police. 1041 01:14:15,010 --> 01:14:17,600 A cigarette please ! 1042 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:41,350 - You ! Do you have a cigarette ? - What's going on ? 1043 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,800 Are we in a dream ? 1044 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:51,760 No, this is not a dream. It's a nightmare... 1045 01:14:57,470 --> 01:15:01,550 Hi, it's nice... That's my brother in law. 1046 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:15,720 15,8... Not glorious. 1047 01:15:17,010 --> 01:15:20,140 - Really ? - Did you look at yourself ? 1048 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,800 It's not surprising, buddy. Get dressed. 1049 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,100 How hot ! 1050 01:15:31,510 --> 01:15:35,300 Especially for corpulent people like us. 1051 01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:47,470 Kiss Murielle on my behalf and little Ebonie too. 1052 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,220 Elodie. 1053 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:53,510 - About my brother in law... - I can take a look at him too if you want. 1054 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,720 Bernard, you... 1055 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:06,350 Franck Tullio The Big Love ? 1056 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:19,300 He scared us a bit, but he's better now, it's over. 1057 01:16:19,470 --> 01:16:23,220 - Can I talk to him ? - Yes, of course but gently not to tire him. 1058 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:26,720 Try to be optimistic, that will make him feel better. 1059 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,890 Prepare the infusion, I'll be right away. 1060 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:33,430 - But is he okay ? - Yes, he will be fine. 1061 01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,390 Thank you. 1062 01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:46,180 Bernard ? It's Didier. 1063 01:16:54,220 --> 01:16:57,010 You look in top shape. 1064 01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:02,600 I talked to the nurse, they said they were confident. 1065 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:04,930 You will pull through. 1066 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:07,220 I hope so ! 1067 01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,890 - I'm here ! - Crap you scared me ! 1068 01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:16,680 - You look great. - Do you think so ? 1069 01:17:16,850 --> 01:17:20,930 - You are alive... Can I sit down ? - Yes, but gently. 1070 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:24,890 Look I brought you the cookies you like. 1071 01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:28,010 And these too. Also I have a gift for you. 1072 01:17:28,850 --> 01:17:31,720 - Do you want to unpack it? - No I can't. 1073 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:36,640 - Wait, I'll unpack it for you. - I wanted to go far away, you know. 1074 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:39,390 I know... 1075 01:17:39,550 --> 01:17:44,180 Very far away, Thailand or Tibet. 1076 01:17:45,430 --> 01:17:48,390 I wrote a letter to Victoria. 1077 01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:51,390 Really loaded where I completely empty my chest. 1078 01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:55,260 And when I went to put the sheet in the envelope... 1079 01:17:55,430 --> 01:17:58,430 It was not the correct envelope. Then boom... 1080 01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:02,720 Yes, it was the letter for that television jerk. 1081 01:18:03,010 --> 01:18:05,890 - It's stupid... - You don't say. 1082 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,350 The most important is that you are alive. Look, you didn't have this one. 1083 01:18:10,510 --> 01:18:13,100 The Nungesser and Coli plane. 1084 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:16,850 You know the two guys who got lost and were never found. 1085 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:25,390 Now it's different. You're on the right path. Keep going ! 1086 01:18:25,930 --> 01:18:28,760 - Forget it. - No you can't give up. 1087 01:18:29,050 --> 01:18:31,300 You just need a bit of rest. 1088 01:18:31,470 --> 01:18:34,300 A good break to see things clearly and get back into shape. 1089 01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:37,510 I've also been thinking a bit. 1090 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:41,220 I think that it's best for us not to stay together... 1091 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,390 Understand me, I would like to relive before. 1092 01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:48,600 Do you understand me ? 1093 01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,800 Alright. Could you open the drawer ? 1094 01:18:54,850 --> 01:18:58,390 - Yes, why ? - I can't. 1095 01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:02,390 Do me this last favor. Open the drawer please. 1096 01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,260 Quick ! 1097 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:10,390 - What does this mean ? Are you crazy ?! - I can't deal with it anymore I want this shit to end. 1098 01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:15,260 I can't do that ! You take things too much to heart. We'll see each other again ! 1099 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,220 No not the syringe, the package next to it ! 1100 01:19:19,390 --> 01:19:23,050 - Damn ! You're stupid... - The little nurse gave it to me. 1101 01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:29,020 - I have got a hit with her. - No wait that's over. Get that into your head. Forget it. 1102 01:19:29,510 --> 01:19:32,260 Well I'm not forcing you to smoke. Give me one. 1103 01:19:32,430 --> 01:19:35,970 - You shouldn't. - Come on ! We'll have to die from something anyway. 1104 01:19:37,010 --> 01:19:39,180 Light it up. Come on ! 1105 01:19:40,430 --> 01:19:44,260 You are right, we are complicating our lives for bullshit... 1106 01:19:44,890 --> 01:19:48,350 What are we risking ? Cancer ? Let him come ! I ask nothing better. 1107 01:19:49,890 --> 01:19:51,930 A cigarette... 1108 01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:58,800 A last one, please ! 1109 01:20:04,890 --> 01:20:07,470 224 Days 1110 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,800 It's ringing. 1111 01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:17,100 - Hello ? - Murielle? It's Didier. 1112 01:20:17,890 --> 01:20:20,760 Hi, how are you ? You are finally giving news. 1113 01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:23,010 It's not that I didn't try... 1114 01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:26,010 It's true that we sliped a little bit recently 1115 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:29,140 but with Bernard we took some kick ass decisions. 1116 01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:32,680 - Are you alone ? - Yes I'm alone. 1117 01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:36,600 - And Elodie ? - Elodie is at her ballet course. 1118 01:20:37,390 --> 01:20:41,300 - And you how are you ? - Yes I'm very good. 1119 01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:45,100 Will I be able to see her soon ? 1120 01:20:45,260 --> 01:20:48,970 - No, not right now. - You tell me. 1121 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:53,470 - What about Victoria ? - Yes, she is... 1122 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:56,140 I received a letter from her. She is doing very well. 1123 01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:58,850 She's in the Seychelles, having tons of fun. 1124 01:20:59,010 --> 01:21:02,010 She's not so good, misses you a lot. 1125 01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:06,180 I wanted to tell you that we'll come back, And we have a nice surprise for you.. 1126 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,640 A nice surprise ? Another one ? 1127 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:14,970 - You won't recognize us, shortly. - Well that's not a surprise... 1128 01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:18,680 We don't recognize you for months. 1129 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,930 - See you later then. - Sweetie... 1130 01:21:22,970 --> 01:21:24,890 Goodbye. 1131 01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:28,550 - What did she say ? - They are doing good and can't wait to see us. 1132 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,890 Great ! 1133 01:21:32,350 --> 01:21:36,970 It is good to take things in your own hands. So intensive care... 1134 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:42,010 For you I recommend intensive care if you want to achieve tangible results. 1135 01:21:43,430 --> 01:21:46,890 Besides what about grub ? ...well food ? 1136 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,550 You can eat anything. You know I'm very gourmand and frankly I'm not depriving myself. 1137 01:21:51,650 --> 01:21:53,030 You can eat meat, vegetables, fish... 1138 01:21:54,050 --> 01:21:57,930 - Pâté ? - No. No you'd better avoid delicatessen. 1139 01:21:58,300 --> 01:22:02,010 The most important is to have a varied and balanced diet. 1140 01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:05,850 At noon, animal protein. And in the evening dairy products. 1141 01:22:06,970 --> 01:22:09,750 Oh you see ? The Maroille, the cheese you love ! We are allowed to have it ! 1142 01:22:09,970 --> 01:22:12,050 No ! No you'd better avoid that. 1143 01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:15,100 But you know there are many other formidable products now... 1144 01:22:15,260 --> 01:22:18,970 Petit filous, Maigrilous, Yaourtines... ("Healthier stuff") 1145 01:22:19,550 --> 01:22:23,260 I see in your record that you have had a dissociated diet. 1146 01:22:23,390 --> 01:22:25,970 Yes in fact at one period we ate only pizzas. 1147 01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:29,300 And that doesn't work at all. I mean it's not effective. 1148 01:22:29,430 --> 01:22:32,720 Here I'll show you the ideal diet diagram. 1149 01:22:32,850 --> 01:22:37,350 In red, are sugars and fats, which are only a limited portion of the whole. 1150 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:39,970 So in red is what you should avoid. 1151 01:22:40,140 --> 01:22:43,260 And here's your diet's diagram. 1152 01:22:45,470 --> 01:22:48,510 - That's... - That's not good. 1153 01:22:48,850 --> 01:22:50,970 Any questions ? 1154 01:22:51,390 --> 01:22:54,600 At what time are the meals served ? 1155 01:22:57,390 --> 01:22:59,300 Here it is. 1156 01:23:00,890 --> 01:23:03,220 Bon appetit ! 1157 01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:12,220 No to pain 1158 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:20,550 - Can we have some bread ? - Sorry, it is not intended. 1159 01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:24,600 Do you want a little bread ? 1160 01:23:32,970 --> 01:23:35,970 I swear you've lost weight. I can see it ! 1161 01:23:36,430 --> 01:23:38,600 Do you really think so ? 1162 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,430 I can tell you it is really obvious. 1163 01:23:44,930 --> 01:23:46,550 Here it is. 1164 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:49,720 Bon appetit ! 1165 01:23:53,010 --> 01:23:54,890 Anyone here ? 1166 01:23:55,010 --> 01:23:57,260 Here it is. Bon appetit ! 1167 01:23:58,140 --> 01:24:00,350 Anyone here ? 1168 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:09,300 Turn around. Are you ready ? Let's go ! 1169 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,970 Here it is. 1170 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,390 That's for n°12... 1171 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,180 Excuse me. 1172 01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:35,720 Here it is. 1173 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:40,720 - Oh no, I'm done ! I'm done... - Not hungry anymore ? Bravo ! 1174 01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:48,050 I'm hungry ! 1175 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,430 No, no ! 1176 01:24:59,430 --> 01:25:03,510 - Don't be so sad ! - Enjoy life, do like us. 1177 01:25:13,970 --> 01:25:17,100 - Aren't you dining tonight ? - No, not tonight ! 1178 01:25:20,010 --> 01:25:22,970 - Aren't you dining gentlemen ? - No, not tonight ! 1179 01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:26,140 - Good evening ! - Bon appetit. 1180 01:25:33,550 --> 01:25:35,720 - Let's go ? - Yes, go ahead. 1181 01:25:52,470 --> 01:25:54,390 No ! Not good... 1182 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:58,050 Good ! 1183 01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:04,720 I hope that you didn't forget the carbohydrates. 1184 01:26:04,850 --> 01:26:07,970 Are you crazy ? Avoid undernourishment, it's very bad ! 1185 01:26:10,100 --> 01:26:12,390 One for you, one for me. 1186 01:26:13,850 --> 01:26:18,720 But of course never forget not to mix lipids with proteins. 1187 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:25,100 No way ! And also beware of the calorific input of saccharose... Here ! 1188 01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:28,600 A measured gesture ! Let's keep the sense of measure. 1189 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:32,600 Yes cause moderation is the keystone of thinness, of course... 1190 01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:36,930 On the other hand, we can allow ourselves some green from time to time, but keep it light handed ! 1191 01:26:37,050 --> 01:26:39,850 - Otherwise, indigestion could be waiting for you. - Wait, there's too much ! There ! 1192 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:43,600 I'm wondering, dear Bernarde. How much cooking time for all of this ? 1193 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,680 - Well dear Didiere, about ten minutes. - Then how to keep our viewers patient ? 1194 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:52,930 Well I think that we'll savor this magnificent cake, that is just waiting for that, since earlier. 1195 01:26:53,140 --> 01:26:55,640 Especially before bacon, it seemed logical. 1196 01:26:56,260 --> 01:27:00,800 Very little, friend ! Very little. Eat at regular times. Very important. 1197 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:05,680 And you have to chew well ! Because mastication regulates... 1198 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,180 - The secretion of gastric juices ! - Absolutely ! 1199 01:27:09,470 --> 01:27:12,970 - Could I get a bit of bread, dear friend ? - Oh, a bit of bread is not part of your diet dear friend... 1200 01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:15,970 But a lot, yes ! 1201 01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:24,850 Don't mix lipids and carbohydrates ! 1202 01:27:24,970 --> 01:27:29,430 Oh what was I thinking ?! Carbohydrates on one side, lipids on the other. 1203 01:27:31,550 --> 01:27:33,180 Cheers. 1204 01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:36,050 A little dairy products, Bernard ? It's good for your health. 1205 01:27:36,180 --> 01:27:40,050 Just a very little bit, we have to be vigilant... Just like that no more ! There ! 1206 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:44,890 We have to be vigilant with cheeses. Thank you. 1207 01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:48,550 "Long live the diet." 1208 01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:54,350 - And here's some sweetness... - Oh how beautiful ! 1209 01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:00,930 I dedicate this frugal meal, 1210 01:28:01,050 --> 01:28:05,600 to the one without who my life would just be adrift suffering. 1211 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:11,470 - It is named : Will ! - Pretty ! My dear brother in law... 1212 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,220 Long live the Will ! 1213 01:28:17,180 --> 01:28:21,720 I take this opportunity, to offer you this modest cigarette. 1214 01:28:22,050 --> 01:28:24,300 - After you, brother in law. - Thank you. 1215 01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:38,800 There you are ! 1216 01:28:39,930 --> 01:28:42,430 It's for you. 1217 01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:52,260 And now, I will ask you to recollect one last time on Vincente's tomb. 1218 01:28:53,390 --> 01:28:55,430 Who left us. 1219 01:28:55,550 --> 01:28:59,100 But who lives forever in our hearts. 1220 01:29:01,010 --> 01:29:05,470 Please God, in your almighty mercy 1221 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:08,430 welcome Vincente beside you. 1222 01:29:09,390 --> 01:29:14,760 Lord give him all your love, this love as an eternal filter, 1223 01:29:14,890 --> 01:29:18,680 a joy filter that we all aspire to... 1224 01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:22,180 - Listen, sounds like he's talking about cigarette. - Shush ! 1225 01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:27,720 You whose flame extinguished, and to whom we wish peace to your ashes. 1226 01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:30,640 - So, you see ? - Yea. 1227 01:29:35,930 --> 01:29:37,640 Are we going over there ? 1228 01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:40,970 No I can't, I don't have the courage. 1229 01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:52,720 Daddy ? 1230 01:30:11,970 --> 01:30:15,430 I'm fat, I'm ugly... 1231 01:30:20,510 --> 01:30:22,600 Thanks, that's nice. 1232 01:31:05,010 --> 01:31:08,300 One year later... 1233 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,510 (Plus 28 days) 1234 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,100 Victoria, it's them ! 1235 01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:37,470 We were getting worried, You're late. 1236 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:41,720 Patience. Grass with time becomes milk. Here is Rukmini. 1237 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,640 She honored me by choosing me. 1238 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,970 - Hey Victoria, so it is for soon then ? - I hope so ! 1239 01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:58,680 She is asking you to excuse us, because we bursted our tire the road. 1240 01:31:58,970 --> 01:32:02,260 No that means that your house is flooded with love. 1241 01:32:02,930 --> 01:32:06,550 That is very sweet. Thank you. Come on, I'll introduce you to the others. 1242 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:10,220 Yes and take good care of her. We'll be back in a minute. 1243 01:32:10,970 --> 01:32:13,760 - So how are you ? - Good ! 1244 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:17,760 Look isn't that all fantastic ? It's real paradise here. 1245 01:32:17,930 --> 01:32:21,390 I don't know what I would need to be happier. 1246 01:32:21,550 --> 01:32:23,680 Did you try yoga ? 1247 01:32:23,850 --> 01:32:27,350 The blue sky, the birds singing, that is worth all the yoga in the world. 1248 01:32:27,510 --> 01:32:31,050 - The truth is in all of us, you are right. - That is true. And you ? How are you ? 1249 01:32:31,220 --> 01:32:35,050 I'm simply in harmony. I give relaxation courses with Rukmini. 1250 01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:40,010 Last week, Elodie came to spend the week end at home. She became magnificent ! 1251 01:32:40,850 --> 01:32:45,470 - Do you have news from Murielle ? - Yes. Wait ! Here I brought you something, you won't believe it. 1252 01:32:46,510 --> 01:32:48,850 - What is it ? - Here take a look. 1253 01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:54,890 - What is that ? "Stop smoking with herbs" 1254 01:32:55,050 --> 01:32:58,050 - No way... - I am so above that now. 1255 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:01,760 - And you how is it going about... - What ? 1256 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:05,550 - About... - Oh completely fine ! 1257 01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:08,800 -Why, are you ... -No, what you don't have. Why, are you..? 1258 01:33:08,970 --> 01:33:13,260 No, not at all. That all seems so far away now... As if I had been someone else, you see ? 1259 01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:16,300 Somebody who lived in error... 1260 01:33:16,470 --> 01:33:18,300 Yes, in error. 1261 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:26,350 It's always the beast who tires the master. 1262 01:33:26,890 --> 01:33:29,800 At my age, it's no cake walk anymore. 1263 01:33:33,510 --> 01:33:35,260 A small one ? 1264 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:38,720 - No, no I stopped. - No, we don't smoke. 1265 01:33:39,100 --> 01:33:41,220 Ok then I'll smoke one. 1266 01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:51,760 Well I have to go to Saint-Vallier, it will take me two hours. 1267 01:33:53,140 --> 01:33:56,350 - Is it far away ? - About 20 kilometers. 1268 01:33:56,970 --> 01:34:00,140 - Are you going by foot ? - Yes of course ! 1269 01:34:00,300 --> 01:34:03,760 Hey, bye Parisians, I'm going ! See you later ! 1270 01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:06,350 Twenty ki... 1271 01:34:07,010 --> 01:34:09,930 I'd like to know... How many do you smoke a day ? 1272 01:34:10,100 --> 01:34:13,850 - Two to three packs. - No no I'm not taking it. 1273 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:18,430 - Isn't it a bit tiring ? Aren't you out of breath ? - Never. 1274 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:22,680 I'm doing 30 kilometers every day, I am not out of breath. 1275 01:34:22,850 --> 01:34:27,890 - Shouldn't you think of stopping ? - What for ? I'm all good, I'm not out of breath. 1276 01:34:29,390 --> 01:34:31,350 - Do you want one ? - No. 1277 01:34:31,510 --> 01:34:35,220 - So you're smoking walking ? - Yes walking. 1278 01:34:36,850 --> 01:34:39,760 Sometimes I stop but not often... 1279 01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:44,260 Not good ! 1280 01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:47,010 Not good ! 1281 01:34:48,470 --> 01:34:50,550 Good ! 1282 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:59,760 Based on spanish subtitles by Luis Castillo. Subtitles made by Xanvast. 108530