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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,813 --> 00:00:36,424 Oamenii? Sunt a�a de mici! 2 00:00:39,658 --> 00:00:41,119 De ce m� �mpunge�i �n picior? 3 00:00:41,289 --> 00:00:43,872 C�lug�re Tang. C�lug�re Tang. 4 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:45,333 Aici! 5 00:00:45,794 --> 00:00:48,096 Uit�-te aici, sunt aici! 6 00:00:48,596 --> 00:00:52,891 Ai dormit at�t de mult... Am vrut s� te trezim. Ascult�! 7 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,393 Avem ve�ti bune. 8 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,695 �mi pare r�u. 9 00:00:58,656 --> 00:01:00,118 �mi pare r�u. �mi pare r�u. 10 00:01:00,278 --> 00:01:04,122 C�lug�re Tang, avem ve�ti nemaipomenite pentru tine. 11 00:01:04,292 --> 00:01:06,754 Felicit�ri! 12 00:01:06,924 --> 00:01:09,967 Te afli �n locul unde ai visat s� ajungi. 13 00:01:11,008 --> 00:01:13,601 - Suntem �n India? - Corect! 14 00:01:14,021 --> 00:01:15,563 India. 15 00:01:15,983 --> 00:01:18,606 �n sf�r�it am ajuns la destina�ie! 16 00:01:18,776 --> 00:01:20,818 �mi pare r�u. 17 00:01:25,332 --> 00:01:26,964 Maestre. 18 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:31,719 �i tu te-ai f�cut mic? 19 00:01:39,196 --> 00:01:42,279 Maestre, de ce e�ti �i tu �n India? 20 00:01:42,449 --> 00:01:45,162 C�lug�re Tang, nu m-ai dezam�git. 21 00:01:45,332 --> 00:01:50,427 Ai vrut cele 22 de sutre. Ele sunt �nc�rcate �n 10 care cu cai. 22 00:01:50,968 --> 00:01:52,849 Sunt ale tale dac� le vrei. 23 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,221 Serve�te-te. 24 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:56,353 Dar motivul principal pentru care sunt aici azi 25 00:01:56,523 --> 00:01:58,985 este s� ��i dau un premiu. 26 00:01:59,146 --> 00:02:00,237 Ce premiu? 27 00:02:00,647 --> 00:02:02,409 Pentru c� ai tr�it at�t de mult. 28 00:02:13,219 --> 00:02:14,340 �ncearc�-l. 29 00:02:14,511 --> 00:02:18,184 Ce onoare. 30 00:02:20,186 --> 00:02:22,238 �mi place. 31 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:23,659 Discret sau �ndr�zne�... 32 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,371 Tu �l controlezi. 33 00:02:25,531 --> 00:02:27,703 Partea dreapt� este mai luminoas�, vezi? 34 00:02:27,874 --> 00:02:30,256 Po�i s� �l egalezi. 35 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:32,378 Putem s� ��i cerem c�teva cuvinte? 36 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:35,641 Eu... trebuie s� m� g�nde�ti pu�in. 37 00:02:38,394 --> 00:02:40,726 Maestre! Ce se �nt�mpl�? 38 00:02:41,107 --> 00:02:42,988 Distreaz�-te! 39 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:03,859 CIRC CU CIUD��ENII 40 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:08,323 C�lug�re! Pl�te�te-�i drumul sau st�p�nul te va alunga. Nu mai dormi! 41 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:11,416 �tiu. 42 00:03:13,298 --> 00:03:17,512 Aruncare de cu�ite legat la ochi! Extraordinare realiz�ri fizice! 43 00:03:17,682 --> 00:03:20,395 Ridic�-te, ridic�-te! Nu rata asta! 44 00:03:29,114 --> 00:03:32,997 Vedetele noastre sunt c�l�tori care merg spre vest. 45 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:35,840 Porcul, pe�tele �i maimu�a. 46 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,882 Cel ami mare spectacol de pe p�m�nt. 47 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,684 Doar doi cen�i de persoan�. 48 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:41,135 �i-l dau la jum�tate de pre�? 49 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:42,937 Sau cumperi unul, ��i dau unul gratis? 50 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:45,940 Bine, a�a facem, mul�umesc. 51 00:03:46,651 --> 00:03:48,492 �ncepe. 52 00:03:48,653 --> 00:03:51,956 Fantasticul porcu�or! 53 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:54,458 Femeie... 54 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:59,974 - Cum te cheam�? C��i ani ai? - E�ti nebun! 55 00:04:00,134 --> 00:04:03,647 Marele monstru peste, Sandy! 56 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:19,733 Cum �ndr�zne�ti s� �mi sperii copilul! S� ��i fie ru�ine! Vreau banii �napoi! 57 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,847 M� superi? 58 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:26,860 Banii �napoi! 59 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,111 Nu �i lua. 60 00:04:29,232 --> 00:04:32,205 Nu v� gr�bi�i. Mai avem destule s� v� ar�t�m. Da�i-ne �nc� o �ans�. 61 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:36,079 Dac� nu ne place, ne da�i banii �napoi, dublu! 62 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,052 Bine. 63 00:04:39,502 --> 00:04:42,635 Excelen�a sa, regele maimu��! 64 00:04:49,903 --> 00:04:51,284 Fals! Banii �napoi! 65 00:04:52,745 --> 00:04:54,537 Maimu��, f� ni�te salturi! 66 00:04:54,607 --> 00:04:56,639 Dac� le d�m banii �napoi dublu, r�m�nem fali�i! 67 00:05:08,861 --> 00:05:10,573 Bine. Mul�umesc pentru legume. 68 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:14,537 Generozitatea noastr� o s� ne �in� de foame pentru c�teva zile. 69 00:05:14,707 --> 00:05:16,539 �efule, maimu�a tri�eaz�! 70 00:05:16,919 --> 00:05:19,632 Nu ne poate da banii �napoi! Alung�-l! 71 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:22,094 E�ti o ru�ine pentru circul meu! Dispari! 72 00:05:22,464 --> 00:05:24,847 Cum s� po�i s� te potrive�ti aici cu asemenea cascadorii? 73 00:05:25,597 --> 00:05:27,599 �efule, nu suntem oameni de circ. 74 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:28,981 Suntem c�lug�ri budi�ti. 75 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:31,613 Drumul nostru e lung �i greu. Ne e foame. 76 00:05:31,774 --> 00:05:34,116 �i mie �mi este r�u! 77 00:05:35,037 --> 00:05:39,041 M� doare corpul. Nu am m�ncat de c�teva zile. 78 00:05:39,211 --> 00:05:41,593 A�a de demni de mil�? Veni�i... 79 00:05:42,924 --> 00:05:44,676 Aceste dou� chifle... 80 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:46,428 sunt pentru oameni corec�i. 81 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:49,271 Oameni care merit� ajutor. Merita�i? 82 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:53,655 Noi chiar facem parte din marea dinastie Tang. Noi cucerim demoni. 83 00:05:54,486 --> 00:05:58,830 Maimu��, arat�-le capacit��ile tale. 84 00:06:13,865 --> 00:06:15,446 Love�te-m�. 85 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:18,619 - Love�te-m�. - Nu pot s� fac asta, frate maimu��. 86 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,712 Nu sunt sinuciga�. 87 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:23,834 S� te lovesc, atunci? 88 00:06:24,005 --> 00:06:25,886 Asta mi-ar pl�cea �i mai pu�in, frate maimu��. 89 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:28,679 Bine, tr�ie�ti doar o dat�, o s� te lovesc. 90 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,064 Frate, e�ti tare ca piatra! 91 00:06:34,235 --> 00:06:36,407 Mi-ai f�cut bra�ul buc��ele! 92 00:06:36,577 --> 00:06:39,490 Dr�gu� b�iat, nu ai ru�ine? 93 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,182 Mai uit�-te pu�in �nainte s� te pl�ngi. �i nu m� mai �nghionti. 94 00:06:42,252 --> 00:06:43,253 Am nevoie s� fac asta! 95 00:06:46,387 --> 00:06:49,309 Love�te-m�. �eful vrea s� facem demonstra�ia. 96 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,482 Mi-e foame, nu am putere. 97 00:06:52,603 --> 00:06:55,315 Foame? Asta nu e o scuz� bun�. 98 00:06:55,485 --> 00:06:57,738 Love�te-m�, prostule! 99 00:06:57,908 --> 00:07:00,580 Am auzit c� sunt �nving�tori de demoni fal�i pe aici. 100 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,373 Au f�cut r�u multor oameni. Trebuie s� voi sunte�i aceia! 101 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:05,125 Da, suntem vinova�i. 102 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:08,138 Problema este c� discipolii mei sunt prea puternici. 103 00:07:08,298 --> 00:07:10,180 Sigur, continua s� te lauzi. 104 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,045 O lovitur� e de ajuns. Opre�te-te acum. 105 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,023 E de ajuns pentru acum. 106 00:07:36,235 --> 00:07:38,197 E�ti at�t de atr�g�toare! 107 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:41,160 Las�-m� s� ��i aprind fl�c�rile pu�in. 108 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,702 Nu! Pleac� de aici! 109 00:07:43,032 --> 00:07:45,004 Maimu�a, nu doar st� aici. 110 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,256 F� ceva! 111 00:08:17,315 --> 00:08:21,109 �mi pare r�u, at�t putem. Nu v� lu�m bani pentru ce a�i v�zut. 112 00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:26,164 Bine, domnule. Ce am v�zut este mai mult dec�t impresionant. 113 00:08:26,334 --> 00:08:27,586 Nu spune mai mult. 114 00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:30,378 �ncearc� aceste fructe confiate, s� fim fra�i. 115 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,762 Frate, acum ai v�zut ce pot face. 116 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:35,934 Sper�m c� se pot controla mai bine. 117 00:08:36,855 --> 00:08:40,438 - Noi chiar �nvingem demoni. - Sigur c� da. 118 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,072 Maimu��, vino �i ��i cere scuze! 119 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,631 Ia-�i banderola. 120 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:58,856 Pune-o pe cap. 121 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:02,320 Pune-o bine! 122 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,162 Asta fac. 123 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:08,335 Vorbe�ti �n timp ce mesteci un be�i�or? Maimu�� rea! 124 00:09:09,997 --> 00:09:13,631 Nu o s� fac asta dac� nu ��i place. 125 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,645 Dar nu �mi mai spune "maimu�� rea"! 126 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:22,649 Pot s� ��i spun a�a dac� a�a vreau. Maimu�a rea! Maimu�a rea! 127 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,651 Super. 128 00:09:24,822 --> 00:09:27,364 O dat� dac� mai spui... 129 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,787 E�ti furios? �mi e a�a de fric�! Nu v� e fric� la to�i? 130 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,839 S� facem asta �mpreun�... 131 00:09:40,477 --> 00:09:41,898 Nu v� fie fric�. 132 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:44,691 Chiar dac� face crize de furie, nu pute�i s� fi�i �ng�duitori. 133 00:09:44,861 --> 00:09:46,443 S� �l cert�m to�i o dat�. 134 00:09:46,613 --> 00:09:47,704 Unu, doi, trei... 135 00:09:47,864 --> 00:09:50,577 Maimu�a rea! 136 00:09:55,672 --> 00:09:57,013 B�iatul meu, b�iatul meu 137 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,556 De ce e�ti a�a de r�u? 138 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,769 E�ti brutal, �n�eli 139 00:10:02,939 --> 00:10:05,692 De ce m� �ntristezi a�a? 140 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:08,244 �nva�� s� fii b�iat bun 141 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,917 �nva�a s� iube�ti 142 00:10:11,787 --> 00:10:13,960 S� ��i pese de ceilal�i 143 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,342 Umple-�i inima cu culori 144 00:10:18,054 --> 00:10:19,675 B�iatul meu bun 145 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,398 Vino �napoi la mine 146 00:10:23,649 --> 00:10:25,731 �n �mbr��i�area mea 147 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,906 B�iatul meu bun 148 00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,459 Fii sincer 149 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:37,673 Pe tine te iubesc cel mai mult 150 00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:52,247 St�p�ne, ce facem noi nu e a�a m�re�. 151 00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:54,870 Ce vezi este tot ce avem. 152 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,030 Dac� nu este destul pentru tine, 153 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,845 atunci nu putem s� ��i oferim dec�t vie�ile noastre. 154 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:05,270 �n primul r�nd, nu sunt aici ca s� scot ceva de la voi cu for�a. 155 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,601 �n al doilea r�nd... 156 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:09,074 Nu conteaz�, nu v� spun. 157 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:12,195 C�l�torie �nspre Vest: Demonii retaliaz�. 158 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:27,180 C�nd a �nceput mama ta s� se poarte a�a? 159 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:29,772 Acum c�teva zile. 160 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,024 Nu �tiu de ce. 161 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:32,655 Cur�nd dup� ce ne-am mutat aici... 162 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:35,158 a �nceput s� spun� ciud��enii. 163 00:12:35,828 --> 00:12:37,160 Dac� m� apropii de ea... 164 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:41,084 m� zg�rie cu unghiile ca un om nebun. 165 00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:44,086 Nu �tiu de ce este a�a. 166 00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,139 Sunt stors de puteri. 167 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,491 Din Felicity, cele dou� fiice ale mele... 168 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,524 m� ajut� s� am grij� de mama mea. 169 00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:54,567 Sunt foarte obosite. 170 00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:56,949 sunt fiicele tale? 171 00:12:57,119 --> 00:12:58,541 Finele mele. 172 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,833 - C��i ani au? - Abia au �mplinit 16 ani. 173 00:13:01,754 --> 00:13:03,546 Sunt cam trase la fa��. 174 00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,338 Au muncit prea mult. 175 00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:08,010 Erau radioase �nainte. 176 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,762 Ce sim�i al umorului! 177 00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:12,024 Bunica, ia ni�te budinc�. 178 00:13:12,184 --> 00:13:14,696 Nu ai m�ncat nimic toat� ziua. 179 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:16,158 �nc� o potrivire? 180 00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:22,584 Mam�, te sim�i bine? 181 00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:24,216 Mam�,mam�,mam�,... 182 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:26,088 Sunt eu. 183 00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,436 - Repede! Oglinda de exorcism! - Vine! 184 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,147 Zece mii de zei... 185 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:38,570 trimit jos traznete pentru a expune demonii ascun�i! 186 00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:41,413 Ar�ta�i-v�! 187 00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:48,129 To�i demeonii, ar�ta�i-v�! 188 00:13:53,144 --> 00:13:56,027 Nimic? 189 00:13:56,607 --> 00:14:00,031 Dar toat� camera miroase ur�t. 190 00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:02,453 Dac� nu este corpul ei, atunci... 191 00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,206 poate are o a doua vedere. 192 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,837 Vede demoni �n al�ii. 193 00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,050 De asta e a�a de speriat�. 194 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:12,853 Se poate s� fie ele dou�? 195 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,988 Le-am suportat prea mult timp. 196 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,411 To�i demonii, ar�ta�i-v�! 197 00:14:23,874 --> 00:14:26,547 Prea mult� lumin�! Nu v�d nimic! 198 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:29,219 Ce? Nici ele nu sunt. 199 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,433 Se poate s� fie...? 200 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,323 Un rac cu p�r! 201 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,779 Maimu�a rea! 202 00:15:05,245 --> 00:15:07,457 Maimu�a rea! 203 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,299 Maimu�a rea! 204 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:14,844 Frate, uite aici. 205 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,087 Biciul st�p�nului e foarte puternic azi. 206 00:15:18,157 --> 00:15:20,790 Acel bici l-a �inut sub control pe maimu�� timp de 500 de ani. 207 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:23,032 E nevoie s� fie puternic. 208 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:39,842 �tiai c� cele dou� sunt demoni care schimba forma. 209 00:15:39,942 --> 00:15:41,110 De ce nu l-ai oprit? 210 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,652 Mi-ai cerut s� fac spectacol, am f�cut! 211 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,454 Ce spectacol ai f�cut? 212 00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:48,707 Am cerut c�teva salturi �i tu ai distrus o familie �ntreag�! 213 00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:51,039 Atunci nu trebuia s� �mi spui "maimu�a rea." 214 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:54,763 �tii c� asta m� face s� �mi pierd min�ile. 215 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:57,846 Nu am vrut s� ��i spun a�a. 216 00:15:58,016 --> 00:16:01,730 To�i �tiu c� nu asta e inten�ia mea. Un lucru a�a de mic... 217 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,783 �i tu �ncerci s� m� omori? Deschide gura! 218 00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:09,167 Mai mult! 219 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,592 Acum ��i ofer via�a mea. 220 00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:17,305 Mu�c�! E�ti un la� dac� nu mu�ti. 221 00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:21,149 Mu�c�! F�-o. 222 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,612 Haide! Vroiai s� m� omori, nu? 223 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,868 De ce te-ai purtat cu mine a�a? 224 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:33,501 Spune! Spune ceva! 225 00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:36,634 De ce faci asta mereu? M� �n�eli! M� provoci! 226 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:40,268 M� r�ne�ti! M� torturezi! M� tratezi r�u! 227 00:16:43,271 --> 00:16:46,023 Se pare c� zilele noastre de �nvins demoni... 228 00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:49,286 au ajuns la sf�r�it. 229 00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:53,290 S� ne desp�r�im. 230 00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,502 "Desp�r�im"? 231 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:58,636 Asta �nseamn� c� vrea s� ne omoare? 232 00:16:59,556 --> 00:17:02,770 St�p�ne! 233 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,561 St�p�ne... 234 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,274 �n�eleg de ce st�p�nul face aceste lucruri. 235 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:12,249 Dar te rog bea acest medicament. De acum �nainte, voi fi ascult�tor. 236 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,833 Ce vrei s� spui? Nu te pedepsesc. 237 00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,807 St�p�ne, sigur c� �tii... 238 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,771 fra�ii mei �i cu mine, avem to�i aceea�i inim�. 239 00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:28,064 Dac� �l pedepse�ti pe fratele maimu��, atnci �i inima mea sufer�. 240 00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:31,538 �i inima mea chiar sufer�! 241 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,331 E foarte adev�rat. 242 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,464 C�nd te lovesc pe tine, inima mea sufer�. 243 00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,926 St�p�ne, �ncearc�, dac� nu ne crezi. 244 00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:45,021 C�nd v� pedepsesc pe voi... 245 00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:47,523 �i pe mine me doare inima. 246 00:17:48,404 --> 00:17:51,737 Dac� porneam s� g�sesc sutrele singur a� fi ajuns acolo acum mult timp. 247 00:17:51,908 --> 00:17:56,712 Nu m� ajut� cu nimic s� v� am cu mine. Eu pot s� �nving 100 de du�mani singur. 248 00:17:56,873 --> 00:17:58,624 Dar prefer s� �mi ascund puterile. 249 00:17:59,175 --> 00:18:01,690 Palma mea a lui Buddha este a�a de puternic�, 250 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,719 dar, iar�i, o p�strez ascuns�. 251 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,143 A�a c� nu voi m� ajuta�i s� g�sesc sutrele. 252 00:18:07,313 --> 00:18:10,316 Eu v� ajut pe voi s� c�tiga�i merit �i s� �nv��a�i budismul. 253 00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:12,618 �n�elege�i ce v� spun? 254 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:14,370 �n�elege�i? 255 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,412 Da �n�elegem. 256 00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:22,257 E de ajuns pentru acum. 257 00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,890 G�ndi�i-v� la ce v-am spus. �edin�a s-a terminat. 258 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,332 Maimu�a p�c�toas�! 259 00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:41,546 O s� ��i ar�t palma mea a lui Buddha! 260 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,954 �i-a fost dor de mine? 261 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:23,928 Mintea st�p�nului a atins un nivel at�t de �nalt... 262 00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,759 �nc�t �l tachineaz� pe fratele maimu��. 263 00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:29,513 Cel pe care �l �mbr��i�eaz� nu este fratele maimu��. 264 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:31,685 E altcineva. 265 00:19:44,588 --> 00:19:48,091 - Amitabha, Amitabha. - St�p�ne, p�reai fericit asear�. 266 00:19:48,932 --> 00:19:51,064 �i noi eram ferici�i s� te vedem fericit. 267 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,936 Dar nu te vom da de gol. 268 00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:55,899 Ce tot face�i? 269 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,782 Nu mai e ap�. Al doilea frate, adu pu�in� ap�. 270 00:19:58,952 --> 00:20:02,455 De ce tocmai eu? Cum �i-a venit ideea asta? 271 00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:05,588 - De ce nu te duci tu? - Nu va mai certa�i, m� duc eu. 272 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,662 Doctore, scuz�-m�. 273 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:21,324 Tocmai treceam pe aici. 274 00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:23,996 Pot s� ��i cer pu�in� ap� s� fierb un orez? 275 00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:26,919 Nu e nevoie de asta. 276 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,971 Po�i s� m�n�nci cu mine. 277 00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,843 Sunt vegetarian. 278 00:20:32,184 --> 00:20:35,067 Ce noroc! Azi m�nc�m m�ncare vegetarian�. 279 00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:37,530 Suntem am�ndoi discipoli, mergem pe aceea�i cale. 280 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,652 E normal s� �mp�r�im �i mas�. 281 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,374 �i po�i s� m� r�m�i �i dup� ce m�n�nci. 282 00:20:42,535 --> 00:20:45,878 S� putem s� ne compar�m experien�ele. 283 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,632 Nu �i e bine, nu o s� aib� un gust r�u? 284 00:20:50,052 --> 00:20:53,475 Nu conteaz�, putem s� �l vindec�m mai �nt�i. 285 00:20:53,645 --> 00:20:56,018 Ar fi nepoliticos s� refuzi. 286 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,280 Nu e nevoie s� g�ti�i! Veni�i �i m�nca�i aici! 287 00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,992 �i budinca mea? 288 00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:02,364 Am f�cut-o azi diminea��. 289 00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:04,957 Budinca ta va fi ars�. 290 00:21:05,127 --> 00:21:07,419 Du-te �napoi �i p�ze�te focul. 291 00:21:30,882 --> 00:21:33,925 Doctore, medicamentul t�u func�ioneaz� de minune. 292 00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:35,897 Deja m� simt mai bine. 293 00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:39,360 Ace�tia trei sunt discipolii mei delicven�i. 294 00:22:00,311 --> 00:22:01,442 M� bucur de cuno�tin��. 295 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,445 M� bucur de cuno�tin��. 296 00:22:05,035 --> 00:22:06,076 M� bucur de cuno�tin��. 297 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,669 M� bucur de cuno�tin��. 298 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:13,594 Nu flirta. 299 00:22:16,056 --> 00:22:17,177 M� bucur de cuno�tin��. 300 00:22:17,347 --> 00:22:19,560 La naiba cu asta, ce e a�a dr�gu� la asta? 301 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,862 Sandy, ce tot spui? 302 00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:23,654 Eu g�team o budinc�. 303 00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,406 St�p�ne, ce vrei s� faci? "Dr�gu�, dr�gu�, dr�gu�..." 304 00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:28,498 Ce crede�i c� face�i? 305 00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:31,041 �mi pare r�u, discipolul meu este pu�in redus la minte. 306 00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,593 - Nu conteaz�. - Pot s� te �ntreb... 307 00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:35,675 dac� sunt demoni pe aici? 308 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:38,598 St�p�ne, te rog nu m� speria. 309 00:22:38,768 --> 00:22:41,731 De ce s� fie demoni aici? Mergi prea departe. 310 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,195 De ce s� �ntrebi a�a ceva? 311 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,577 De fapt... 312 00:22:47,747 --> 00:22:50,039 noi �nvingem demoni. 313 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,462 Chiar m� �ntrebam. Serios? 314 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:55,635 Ai fost a�a de dr�gu� cu noi, dar nu avem nimic s� te r�spl�tim. 315 00:22:55,805 --> 00:22:58,347 Tot ce putem s� ��i oferim este un exorcism. 316 00:22:58,518 --> 00:23:01,641 Da? Sunte�i foarte dr�gu�i. 317 00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:03,773 Dar, �mi pare r�u s� spun... 318 00:23:03,943 --> 00:23:06,275 nu exist� demoni pe aici. 319 00:23:09,078 --> 00:23:10,119 �mi vezi fa�a? 320 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,251 Love�te-m�. 321 00:23:12,421 --> 00:23:14,463 Haide, repede! 322 00:23:14,633 --> 00:23:17,636 Dac� nu m� love�ti, te bat p�n� mori! 323 00:23:18,257 --> 00:23:21,390 Chiar? De ce? 324 00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,655 Porc�rie! 325 00:23:26,815 --> 00:23:28,527 �i-am spus s� m� love�ti. 326 00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:30,489 ��i mai cer o dat�. 327 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:34,673 Love�te-m�, m�garule! 328 00:23:37,846 --> 00:23:39,348 Iar �i-ai pierdut min�ile? 329 00:23:39,508 --> 00:23:40,849 Nu sunt m�gar! 330 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,483 Ba e�ti. Dar pe ea o numeam "m�gar" nu pe tine. 331 00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:46,735 La naiba cu tine! 332 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,698 M�garilor, m� lua�i drept st�p�nul vostru? 333 00:23:49,868 --> 00:23:51,790 Disp�re�i de aici! 334 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,792 �mi pare r�u. 335 00:23:53,952 --> 00:23:55,413 Ie�i�i afar�, to�i. 336 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,335 Ne invitase s� m�nc�m, foarte dr�gu�. 337 00:23:58,086 --> 00:24:00,809 �i lovi�i mas� �i �i cere�i s� v� loveasc�... 338 00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:03,521 �i o face�i m�g�ri�a. La col� cu voi. 339 00:24:04,232 --> 00:24:05,523 G�ndi�i-v� la ce a�i f�cut. 340 00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:07,655 Cu ce a�i contribuit vreodat� la societate? 341 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,318 Nu v� �ntoarce�i p�n� c�nd nu ave�i un r�spuns. 342 00:24:21,048 --> 00:24:22,640 Veni�i �napoi! 343 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:25,893 - �nc� nu ne-am dat seama. - Gata, nu va mai g�ndi�i. 344 00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:29,236 - Hai �napoi! - �nc� ne g�ndim. 345 00:24:29,407 --> 00:24:32,950 Nu va mai preocupa�i, m-a prins! 346 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,552 Grebl�! 347 00:25:10,437 --> 00:25:11,818 Sus, sus! 348 00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:14,280 Repede, sus! Repede, sus! 349 00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:19,375 Bine, e de ajuns. 350 00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:21,217 Pute�i s� v� opri�i acum. 351 00:25:46,842 --> 00:25:49,565 St�p�ne, e timpul s� ne ar��i m�na ta. 352 00:25:50,856 --> 00:25:52,648 E�ti a�a de dr�gu�. 353 00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:13,568 Ni�te picioare a�a de lungi! 354 00:26:13,729 --> 00:26:16,321 - Picioare a�a de lungi... �mi plac. - Ce faci? 355 00:26:23,879 --> 00:26:25,380 Sunt un p�ianjen! 356 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,302 Faci glume cu mine! 357 00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:30,225 Sunt doar un porc. 358 00:26:30,395 --> 00:26:31,686 Nu glumeam. 359 00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:41,125 Rezisten�a ta m� face mai puternic. 360 00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:00,653 - Ce e zgomotul �sta? - Nu ��i face probleme, e Sandy. 361 00:28:01,574 --> 00:28:03,786 Sandy, te sim�i bine? 362 00:28:04,327 --> 00:28:07,250 Un pic otr�vit, un pic ame�it. 363 00:28:12,505 --> 00:28:16,228 Se pare c� e timpul s� intervin eu. 364 00:28:16,389 --> 00:28:19,151 Ca s� �nvingi un demon ��i trebuie sinceritate. 365 00:28:19,211 --> 00:28:20,613 S� �l c�l�uze�ti spre bun�voin��. 366 00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:23,986 Nu e necesar� violen�a. 367 00:28:24,947 --> 00:28:29,672 F�r� cu�it, un m�celar poate s� fie un Buddha. 368 00:29:04,616 --> 00:29:06,077 Stop! 369 00:29:06,618 --> 00:29:09,160 Maimu��... E�ti prea necioplit. 370 00:29:09,621 --> 00:29:12,293 P�streaz�-�i puterea ca s� ��i aju�i fratele. 371 00:29:12,463 --> 00:29:14,175 Las�-m� pe mine s� rezolv aici. 372 00:29:20,932 --> 00:29:22,774 Frate maimu��, fii mai bl�nd. 373 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:25,947 Nu �i r�ni picioarele ei lungi. De-abia am �nceput cu ea. 374 00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:28,873 St�p�ne, poate a� putea s� vorbesc cu ea mai �nt�i? 375 00:29:29,073 --> 00:29:29,790 Lini�te. 376 00:29:31,963 --> 00:29:33,924 D�-i drumul... 377 00:30:01,431 --> 00:30:03,854 Gata, st�p�ne. 378 00:30:05,946 --> 00:30:07,527 Ce? 379 00:30:07,698 --> 00:30:09,659 Ai terminat-o �nainte s� �mi dai m�car o �ans�! 380 00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:11,081 La ce te g�ndeai? 381 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:14,004 Erai �n mare pericol. 382 00:30:14,164 --> 00:30:16,176 Putea s� te �nghit� �ntreg. 383 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:19,389 E�ti norocos c� lovesc repede. Am �nvins-o dintr-o lovitur�. 384 00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:22,932 De c�te ori s� ��i spun? Ca s� �nvingi un demon, educ�-l. 385 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:25,315 Nu ai v�zut z�mbetul de pe fa�a ei acum? 386 00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:27,145 Z�mbet? 387 00:30:27,147 --> 00:30:29,361 A z�mbit la ideea c� o s� te m�n�nce. 388 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:33,202 Scandalos! Acel z�mbet era a�a de sincer. 389 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,916 Z�mbetul meu este �nc� �i mai sincer. 390 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:40,219 Ghice�te: te iubesc? Sau te voi omora? 391 00:30:47,356 --> 00:30:50,610 Cune naiba e�ti tu? Cum s� te ajut? 392 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,476 Ai v�zut asta? Este a�a ar�tos. 393 00:31:07,646 --> 00:31:09,568 Aproape ar��i mai bine dec�t mine. 394 00:31:09,738 --> 00:31:11,910 �tii asta? 395 00:31:12,321 --> 00:31:14,453 Sigur c� da. Nu po�i s� supor�i asta? 396 00:31:14,993 --> 00:31:16,955 Bine�n�eles c� nu, tu po�i? 397 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,167 Ce face chelul aici? 398 00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:20,919 Se g�nde�te. 399 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,511 La ce? 400 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:23,802 La domni�oara Duan. 401 00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:34,072 Nu �mi pas� la cine s� g�nde�te! 402 00:31:34,242 --> 00:31:37,335 Acest chel... pot s� trec cu vedere �nclina�ia lui c�tre violenta... 403 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,668 dar a �nceput s� mearg� prea departe. 404 00:31:39,838 --> 00:31:42,220 Sta �ntins l�ng� mine, se agit� �i se alint�... 405 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:44,382 �i m� �ntreab� dac� mi-a fost dor de el. 406 00:31:44,552 --> 00:31:46,014 Numai c�nd m� g�ndesc la asta... 407 00:31:46,184 --> 00:31:47,765 �mi d� piele de g�in�. 408 00:31:47,936 --> 00:31:49,898 Ei bine, trebuie s� se opreasc� asta. 409 00:31:50,068 --> 00:31:51,359 De ce nu �l omor�m? 410 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:53,741 Nu ai putea s� faci asta, nu? 411 00:31:53,901 --> 00:31:58,166 Tu mereu faci ce vrea chelul. Las-o balt�. 412 00:31:59,337 --> 00:32:01,209 �i scot limba... 413 00:32:01,379 --> 00:32:02,970 �i i-o fac nod! 414 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,052 ce fel de meodie o s� c�nte atunci? 415 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:08,105 El �nc� �tie tehnica palmei lui Buddha. 416 00:32:08,265 --> 00:32:09,357 Nu mi-e fric�. 417 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,978 Dac� �i rup m�na... 418 00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:13,580 cum mai poate s� foloseasc� blestemata de palm� a lui Buddha? 419 00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:23,460 St�p�ne, de c�t timp stai acolo? 420 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:26,473 De acum. am venit s� v�d ce face�i. 421 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:28,595 Nu ��i fie fric�, nu am auzit nimic. 422 00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:32,479 St�p�ne... 423 00:32:32,649 --> 00:32:34,191 cum de �i-ai pierdut vocea? 424 00:32:34,361 --> 00:32:36,113 Nu mi-am pierdut-o. 425 00:32:36,283 --> 00:32:38,575 Aici �n s�lb�ticie... 426 00:32:38,745 --> 00:32:41,418 nu trbeuie s� �i deranj�m pe ceilal�i vorbind foarte tare. 427 00:32:41,588 --> 00:32:42,999 - Chiar? - Sigur c� da. 428 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,843 Te-am min�it vreodat�? 429 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,095 Bine, relaxa�i-v�. 430 00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:51,308 O s� m� u�urez. 431 00:33:08,474 --> 00:33:11,597 Buddha, Buddha, cei trei discipoli ai meu sunt dezordona�i. 432 00:33:11,768 --> 00:33:13,609 Nu am reu�it s� �i �nv�� bine. 433 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:16,732 �tiu 300 de c�ntece pentru copii, dar nimic mai mult. 434 00:33:16,903 --> 00:33:19,826 Am pretins c� sunt capabil. 435 00:33:20,246 --> 00:33:21,747 Cum s� merg mai departe a�a? 436 00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,210 Acum maimu�a comploteaz� s� m� omoare... 437 00:33:24,380 --> 00:33:26,672 �i mi-am pierdut vocea de c�ntat. 438 00:33:26,842 --> 00:33:28,884 Ai mil�, Buddha. 439 00:33:29,305 --> 00:33:31,887 �nva��-m� s� folosesc palma ta. 440 00:33:32,057 --> 00:33:35,110 Discipolul t�u ��i va fi recunosc�tor pentru totdeauna. 441 00:33:38,824 --> 00:33:41,997 Te rog, m� rog de tine. 442 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:47,292 Buddha, m� auzi? 443 00:33:47,463 --> 00:33:49,555 D�-mi un semn. 444 00:33:49,715 --> 00:33:52,598 Chiar �i un mic part ar fi de ajuns. 445 00:34:00,786 --> 00:34:04,039 Porcu�or, de c�t timp e�ti aici? 446 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,501 Nu de prea mult timp, nu am v�zut ce f�ceai. 447 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:08,964 Nu ��i face griji, nu am auzit nimic. 448 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,638 Am fost bun cu tine, nu? 449 00:34:13,808 --> 00:34:16,401 �tii ce ar trebui s� faci. 450 00:34:16,561 --> 00:34:18,273 Ce ar trebui s� fac? 451 00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:20,575 Tot ceea ce pot s� fac este s� fiu eu �nsumi. 452 00:34:20,735 --> 00:34:22,537 Ce voriam s� spun este c�... 453 00:34:22,697 --> 00:34:26,080 t�cerea este de aur. 454 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:28,292 St�p�ne, tot ce am f�cut a fost un mic part. 455 00:34:28,463 --> 00:34:30,425 Dar toate amenin��rile �i presiunile tale... 456 00:34:30,595 --> 00:34:33,808 m� strivesc sub greutatea lor. 457 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,442 Deci acesta este jocul t�u. St�p�nul t�u cunoa�te mul�i m�cel�ri. 458 00:34:38,603 --> 00:34:40,565 - Ar trebui s� te p�ze�ti. - Am �n�eles. 459 00:34:52,596 --> 00:34:54,058 Maimu��, la ce te g�nde�ti? 460 00:34:58,152 --> 00:34:59,974 Tu e�ti cel care ar trebui s� se p�zeasc�. 461 00:35:00,174 --> 00:35:01,525 Mi-ar pl�cea s� experimentez... 462 00:35:01,695 --> 00:35:03,907 palma lui Buddha a st�p�nului meu. 463 00:35:04,078 --> 00:35:07,120 Ce tot spui acolo? Ce palm�? 464 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,872 Nu �n�elegi? 465 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:12,426 Doar noi doi. Vreau s� na compar�m puterile. 466 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:18,732 Fugi? 467 00:35:35,148 --> 00:35:36,739 B�iatul meu, b�iatul meu 468 00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:39,682 De ce e�ti a�a de n�zdravan? 469 00:35:40,103 --> 00:35:41,564 E�ti agresiv, �n�eli 470 00:35:41,734 --> 00:35:44,027 De ce te por�i �n felul acesta? 471 00:35:45,528 --> 00:35:47,410 �nva�� s� te por�i mai frumos 472 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,332 Apropiere, dragoste 473 00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:51,083 Ai inima bl�nd� 474 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,296 La naiba chelule, ajunge cu c�ntatul! 475 00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:55,218 Lupt�-te cu mine! 476 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:58,471 Copil bun 477 00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:24,606 Fugi. Unde po�i s� fugi? 478 00:36:24,776 --> 00:36:27,489 Bine. 479 00:36:27,659 --> 00:36:30,452 Dac� asta vrei cu adev�rat, o s� ��i fac pe plac. 480 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:33,295 Deci e timpul de lupt�. 481 00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,467 Stai, d�-mi o secund�. 482 00:36:55,086 --> 00:36:57,258 Doar glumeam cu tine, st�p�ne. 483 00:36:57,418 --> 00:37:00,592 Doar m� �nc�lzeam. 484 00:37:03,895 --> 00:37:05,897 M-ai speriat de moarte. 485 00:37:23,764 --> 00:37:26,567 - Ce tot vrei s� faci? - Nu e treaba ta. 486 00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:29,240 E�ti a�a de ar�tos, ai devenit chel. 487 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,571 Pe bune? 488 00:37:31,822 --> 00:37:33,874 A� fi un porc dac� a� min�i. 489 00:37:37,748 --> 00:37:40,220 Cum a mers? L-ai rupt pe chel �n buc��ele? 490 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:44,304 �i curgea s�ngele peste tot? 491 00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:48,018 Stai a�a, chiar l-ai omor�t? 492 00:37:49,649 --> 00:37:51,321 M-ai p�c�lit! 493 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:13,743 Porcu�or, ai �nv��at ce �nseamn� c� "t�cerea e de aur"? 494 00:38:13,903 --> 00:38:16,876 Tocmai am �nv��at. 495 00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:29,188 Acum e�ti otr�vit, trebuie s� te trag. 496 00:38:43,963 --> 00:38:45,634 Po�i te rog s� nu m� mai uzi? 497 00:38:45,804 --> 00:38:49,058 Am r�cit, �mi curge nasul. 498 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:52,671 Ai r�cit? Minciun�! 499 00:38:52,741 --> 00:38:55,043 Mai bine ��i dau cu un topor �n cap �i te v�nd �n pia��. 500 00:38:55,114 --> 00:38:57,075 Mai pu�ine probleme pentru mine �n felul �sta. 501 00:38:57,956 --> 00:39:01,330 Maimu��, c�nd crezi c� Sandy se va transforma �napoi �n om? 502 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,342 Habar nu am. 503 00:39:03,882 --> 00:39:06,264 St�p�ne, chiar vrei s� �tii? 504 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:08,517 Poate... 505 00:39:08,687 --> 00:39:09,848 nu. 506 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:13,652 Regatul Bi-Qiu 507 00:40:01,789 --> 00:40:04,922 Ministrul e aici! 508 00:40:05,082 --> 00:40:06,293 Salut�ri, eminenta ta. 509 00:40:21,949 --> 00:40:25,252 Maestrul Tang este un c�lug�r eminent, �ntr-adev�r. 510 00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:27,634 Comportamentul s�u este plin de gra�ie. 511 00:40:28,255 --> 00:40:32,138 Admira�ia mea vine din inim�. 512 00:40:46,503 --> 00:40:47,794 Este o pl�cere s� te cunosc. 513 00:40:48,174 --> 00:40:52,849 Pot s� �ntreb, cum �tia Eminen�a voastr� c� urma s� sosesc? Sunt flatat... 514 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:55,141 Foarte flatat. 515 00:40:55,311 --> 00:40:57,353 Maestre Tang, reputa�ia ta te precede. 516 00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,986 �i cei trei fantastici discipoli ai t�i... 517 00:41:00,446 --> 00:41:03,950 sunt de asemenea impresionan�i. Am auzit c� voi patru... 518 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,701 urma s� trece�i pe aici. 519 00:41:05,871 --> 00:41:09,175 Regele m-a trimis s� v� salut aici. 520 00:41:09,755 --> 00:41:12,468 S� mergem la palat. 521 00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:16,932 Putem s� st�m de vorba acolo. 522 00:41:22,157 --> 00:41:24,410 Ce truc bun. 523 00:41:25,371 --> 00:41:27,913 E o bagatel�. 524 00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:36,602 - Nu mai face trucuri. - Nu am fost eu. Nu am f�cut nimic. 525 00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:38,523 Ce am f�cut eu? 526 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,162 �nflore�te. 527 00:41:47,332 --> 00:41:49,204 Hei, presto. 528 00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:54,929 Eminanta voastr�, sunt �ncurcat. 529 00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:59,144 Trucurile voastre magice... sunt inten�ionate s� par� false? 530 00:42:00,355 --> 00:42:02,817 Maestre, am�ndoi �tim c� �n aceast� lume... 531 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:05,530 trucurile magice sunt iluzii. 532 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:09,414 De ce s� ��i pese dac� par reale sau false? 533 00:42:09,584 --> 00:42:11,205 S� mergem. 534 00:42:16,371 --> 00:42:19,053 S� te cultivi pe tine �nsu�i este diferit de a face trucuri. 535 00:42:19,113 --> 00:42:20,725 Lucrul crucial... 536 00:42:20,895 --> 00:42:22,276 este ceea ce ai �n suflet. 537 00:42:23,487 --> 00:42:25,109 Maestre... 538 00:42:25,489 --> 00:42:27,451 �ii ceva �n tine. 539 00:42:27,872 --> 00:42:29,834 Ce ai pe suflet? 540 00:42:30,704 --> 00:42:32,957 Este cineva �n inima ta. 541 00:42:33,127 --> 00:42:37,511 ��i e dor de ea. Nu o po�i uita. 542 00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:40,184 Mi-e team� c� nu ai dreptate, nu e nimeni. 543 00:42:40,254 --> 00:42:42,996 S� �nve�i s� fii uman este ca �i cum ai avea credin�� religioas�. 544 00:42:43,067 --> 00:42:47,321 Dac� ��i urmezi inim� te vei p�stra t�n�r. 545 00:42:48,622 --> 00:42:51,665 O persoan� care nu poate fi sincer� cu ea �ns�i... 546 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:55,088 este ipocrit�. 547 00:42:55,258 --> 00:42:57,591 De aceea m� cultiv pe mine �nsumi... 548 00:42:57,761 --> 00:43:00,353 dup� dorin�a inimii mele. 549 00:43:01,975 --> 00:43:04,938 Deci ceea ce �n�elegi tu prin "cultivare" este... 550 00:43:05,108 --> 00:43:07,701 S� fac cea ce �mi place. 551 00:43:18,882 --> 00:43:21,304 Asta fac elevii �n pauze �n �ara ta? 552 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,607 Este un joc, cei care pierd trebuie s� �ngenuncheze. 553 00:43:24,767 --> 00:43:27,280 Regele a luat pastile de �ntinerire �n ultimul timp. 554 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,242 Acum se comport� ca un copil. 555 00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,496 E ca �i cum mi-a urmat sfatul s� �i urmeze inima. 556 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,461 Regele este u�or de mul�umit. 557 00:43:38,631 --> 00:43:40,012 D�-te bine pe l�ng� el... 558 00:43:41,264 --> 00:43:44,857 �i vei fi bine r�spl�tit. 559 00:43:45,017 --> 00:43:46,899 �mi a�tept partea, bine�n�eles. 560 00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:49,241 Asta este... 561 00:43:49,401 --> 00:43:52,244 Glumesc doar. Doar nu crezi c� am vorbit serios? 562 00:43:53,876 --> 00:43:56,208 Uite, frumuse�ile noastre te salut�. 563 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,723 Impresionant, �mi place! 564 00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,781 Maiestatea voastr�, onorabilii invita�i sunt aici. 565 00:44:09,812 --> 00:44:12,134 Eu sunt Tang. Traversez m�rea�a voastr� �ar�. 566 00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:15,197 Cei trei discipoli ai mei �i cu mine am venit s� ne exprim�m respectul. 567 00:44:15,267 --> 00:44:17,459 �mbr��i�are, �mbr��i�are! 568 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,685 Splendid. 569 00:44:24,977 --> 00:44:27,409 Uite, acest rege este mai prostu� dec�t maestrul nostru. 570 00:44:27,479 --> 00:44:28,480 Nu se poate. 571 00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:31,112 Nimeni nu este mai prostu� dec�t maestrul nostru. 572 00:44:36,247 --> 00:44:37,919 �mbr��i�are, �mbr��i�are! 573 00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:40,962 V� rug�m rapsundeti conform �naltului protocol al regelui nostru. 574 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,977 Prea t�rziu, este prea �n�epat. 575 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,309 �mbr��i�are, �mbr��i�are! 576 00:44:50,441 --> 00:44:51,652 Urmeaz�-�i inima. 577 00:44:55,576 --> 00:44:56,998 Am auzit c� �nvinge�i demoni. 578 00:44:57,168 --> 00:44:58,919 E adev�rat. 579 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,752 Nu crede, ar�ta�i-mi c�teva trucuri. 580 00:45:03,564 --> 00:45:05,406 Eu cred c� Maiestatea voastr� este confuz�. 581 00:45:05,476 --> 00:45:07,768 S� �nvingi demoni nu este un truc acrobatic. 582 00:45:09,149 --> 00:45:11,191 Face�i ce v-am poruncit! 583 00:45:11,362 --> 00:45:13,444 Vorbi�i cum v� poruncesc eu! 584 00:45:13,614 --> 00:45:16,657 Dac� nu v� supune�i, �mi insulta�i autoritatea! 585 00:45:16,827 --> 00:45:20,210 Acum o s� pun s� v� taie capetele. O s� le folosesc drept oli�a de noapte. 586 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:22,753 Super, acest rege le da supu�ilor lor ceea ce le place. 587 00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:25,556 - E tipul meu de rege. - Oameni, t�ia�i-i capul! 588 00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,349 Nu ��i face griji. 589 00:45:30,731 --> 00:45:31,942 Chiar a�a, ministre? 590 00:45:32,362 --> 00:45:35,325 - E o glum�. - Aha. 591 00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,247 Nu pare a fi o glum�. 592 00:45:37,407 --> 00:45:39,039 Nu pare ce? 593 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,862 Maiestatea voastr�, am un vis. 594 00:45:42,062 --> 00:45:44,134 Putem s� facem pu�in spectacol pentru Maria ta. 595 00:45:44,294 --> 00:45:47,267 Maimu��, arat�-i Maiest��ii Sale c�teva trucuri. 596 00:45:48,388 --> 00:45:50,480 Ceri unui nimeni s� m� distreze? 597 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,272 Aceasta este o insult� deliberat�! 598 00:45:52,442 --> 00:45:53,693 Pedeapsa cu moartea! 599 00:45:54,774 --> 00:45:57,287 Nu �ncerca s� m� convingi s� nu mai fac, o s� fac trucuri. 600 00:45:58,488 --> 00:46:00,910 D�-mi doar un moment �i m� ocup de tine. 601 00:46:02,211 --> 00:46:03,883 Mi�c�-te! 602 00:46:04,253 --> 00:46:06,716 Maestre, chiar vei face trucuri? 603 00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:09,719 Am de ales? 604 00:46:17,657 --> 00:46:19,408 Nu poate s� treac�. 605 00:46:19,869 --> 00:46:20,910 Ce s� facem? 606 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,252 Nu e problema, arat�-le palma ta a lui Buddha. 607 00:46:24,623 --> 00:46:27,136 Asta nu este un truc de salon. 608 00:46:27,296 --> 00:46:30,059 �i dac� a� lua forma maestrului? Pot s� fac eu trucuri pentru rege. 609 00:46:30,359 --> 00:46:32,391 Tu doar vrei s� ��i faci de cap cu fetele... 610 00:46:32,561 --> 00:46:34,893 �i st�p�nul va l�sa zeci de copii pe aici. 611 00:46:38,947 --> 00:46:39,988 Haide, haide. 612 00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:41,290 Lipe�te, lipe�te, lipe�te! 613 00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:44,002 �tiu ce s� fac. 614 00:46:44,162 --> 00:46:45,674 Folose�te talismanul de obedien��. 615 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,467 Iar asta? Asta e o ideea veche. 616 00:46:48,797 --> 00:46:50,809 V� trebuie s� ne descurc�m cu ea, �efule. 617 00:46:50,969 --> 00:46:52,641 Ideile noi nu sunt destul de bune. 618 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:54,182 Lipe�te-o pe el... 619 00:46:54,352 --> 00:46:56,024 �i va face tot cea ce fac �i eu. 620 00:46:56,194 --> 00:46:58,156 Mi�c�ri identice. 621 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,373 La naiba, f�-l buc��ele! 622 00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:50,007 Nici nu se pune problema. Voi fi blestemat dac� faci iar striptease. 623 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,719 Nu ai �ncredere �n mine. 624 00:47:51,879 --> 00:47:53,220 Nu am. 625 00:47:54,391 --> 00:47:56,934 Chiar �ncerc s� fiu de ajutor. 626 00:47:58,065 --> 00:48:00,277 �i chiar nu ai �ncredere �n mine? 627 00:48:01,568 --> 00:48:04,201 - Nu am. - Dac� �i se pare c� ceva nu merge bine... 628 00:48:04,371 --> 00:48:05,582 po�i oric�nd s� m� opre�ti. 629 00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:09,836 - Nu m� vei �n�ela? - Ar�t eu a �n�el�tor? 630 00:48:10,967 --> 00:48:12,299 Te-am �n�elat vreodat�? 631 00:48:12,369 --> 00:48:14,236 De mai multe ori dec�t �mi pot aminti acum. 632 00:48:14,336 --> 00:48:15,111 Ai dreptate. 633 00:48:15,181 --> 00:48:17,934 Nu ne e�ti folositor, e�ti un m�gar. 634 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:32,759 Bine. 635 00:48:45,071 --> 00:48:46,662 Opre�te-te. 636 00:48:52,048 --> 00:48:55,221 Ce face? Iar vrei s� m� faci s� �mi pierd reputa�ia? 637 00:48:55,971 --> 00:48:57,343 Mi�c�. 638 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,071 D�-te la o parte. 639 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:15,971 Ce fel de dans e asta? 640 00:49:16,552 --> 00:49:20,225 Sunt specializat �n striptease. Maestrul nu este a�a de bun ca mine. 641 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:24,690 Unde a disp�rut? 642 00:49:30,205 --> 00:49:33,628 - Opre�te-te! - Nu te opri. 643 00:49:34,089 --> 00:49:37,132 Nimeni nu se opre�te. Dac� ami strigi o dat� "opre�te-te" ��i iau capul. 644 00:49:37,302 --> 00:49:39,094 Gume�ti? 645 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:43,978 Maestre, nu glume�te. Dac� mai �ipi o dat� "opre�te-te", ��i vei pierde capul. 646 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:45,730 Bine, continu�. 647 00:49:52,497 --> 00:49:53,538 Superb. 648 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:56,170 Extraordinar, extraordinar. 649 00:49:57,381 --> 00:50:01,185 Super! Maestre, mai ai trucuri �n m�nec�? 650 00:50:05,519 --> 00:50:06,941 Du-te la naiba! 651 00:50:07,531 --> 00:50:09,193 Du-te la naiba! 652 00:50:10,865 --> 00:50:13,537 - Du-te la naiba! - Du-te la naiba! 653 00:50:19,593 --> 00:50:21,305 M-a lovit! 654 00:50:21,845 --> 00:50:24,268 M-a lovit! 655 00:50:28,482 --> 00:50:29,693 Gr�be�te-te! Repede! 656 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:33,407 Trebuie s� fugi�i imediat dac� regele �ncepe s� pl�ng�. 657 00:50:44,938 --> 00:50:47,310 Maestre, m-am str�duit s� v� ajut... 658 00:50:47,481 --> 00:50:51,695 dar dup� ceea ce s-a �nt�mplat, mi-e team� c�... 659 00:50:53,036 --> 00:50:54,868 reputa�ia ta... 660 00:50:55,038 --> 00:50:56,289 nu mai poate fi reparat�. 661 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,882 Ajutoare. 662 00:50:59,252 --> 00:51:01,496 Uita�i aici ni�te bani pentru cheltuielile voastre. 663 00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,266 Folosi�i-i �n c�l�toriile voastre. 664 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:07,270 S� nu mai ap�re�i pe aici timp de 8 sau 10 ani. 665 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,402 Cum s� accept asta dup� toate astea...? 666 00:51:09,562 --> 00:51:11,614 Las-o balt�. �nt�lnirile sunt dificile... 667 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:13,866 dar desp�r�irile sunt �i mai grele. 668 00:51:14,036 --> 00:51:15,868 Tu �i cu mine... 669 00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:18,961 poate nu ne vom mai �nt�lni niciodat�. 670 00:51:19,752 --> 00:51:22,345 Ai grij�, Tang Tang. 671 00:51:26,479 --> 00:51:28,601 Ministrului �i place de tine. 672 00:51:28,771 --> 00:51:30,603 Ce p�rere ai, Master? 673 00:51:30,773 --> 00:51:32,775 Ai o �ans� bun� cu ea. Te invidiez. 674 00:51:32,945 --> 00:51:34,120 Cu toat� pietatea ta, 675 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,949 e�ti capabil �nc� s� ob�ii �nt�lniri romantice. 676 00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:40,673 Maimu�a rea! Nu ai limita �n r�ut��ile tale! 677 00:51:40,733 --> 00:51:42,157 �mi era fric� s� nu mearg� prost, 678 00:51:42,257 --> 00:51:44,126 dar nu m-am a�teptat s� �mi risc chiar via�a. 679 00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:46,018 Acum �ngenuncheaz� �n fa�a mea. 680 00:51:46,178 --> 00:51:49,601 O s� te bat p�n� c�nd �ngenunchezi! �ngenuncheaz�! 681 00:51:50,022 --> 00:51:51,153 Bate-m�. 682 00:51:51,313 --> 00:51:54,906 Te-ai g�ndit vreodat� cum se simte s� fii ru�inat �n fa�a altora? 683 00:51:55,077 --> 00:51:56,939 Acum �tii cum se simte s� daneszi c� nebunul. 684 00:51:56,999 --> 00:51:58,580 A�a c� �tii c�t de prost m� simt eu! 685 00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:01,543 �mi spui s� �ngenunchez ca un c�ine �n fa�a ta. 686 00:52:01,713 --> 00:52:03,545 �tii c�t de umilitor este asta? 687 00:52:03,715 --> 00:52:06,007 Ai dreptate. Te-am manipulat. 688 00:52:06,177 --> 00:52:08,770 Ca s� �tii cum se simte s� nu ai demnitate. 689 00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:13,154 �n�eleg. 690 00:52:13,314 --> 00:52:15,236 Acum c� mi-ai spus toate astea... 691 00:52:15,407 --> 00:52:17,989 - O s� te termin cu o p�lmuire! - D�-i drumul! 692 00:52:18,109 --> 00:52:19,354 Sunt preg�tit pentru asta. 693 00:52:19,454 --> 00:52:21,443 Mai degrab� mor dec�t s� suf�r aceast� tortur�. 694 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:23,214 Tot ceea ce am vrut a fost s� ��i spun: 695 00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:25,927 F� altora... 696 00:52:26,097 --> 00:52:28,639 ceea ce vrei s� ��i fac� ei �ie. 697 00:52:41,452 --> 00:52:44,375 �mi pare r�u, e gre�eala mea. 698 00:52:47,218 --> 00:52:49,560 Stai, nu �ncerca asta pe mine. 699 00:52:52,233 --> 00:52:55,516 Ai dreptate, ar trebui s� �i trat�m pe ceilal�i cum am vrea noi s� fim trata�i. 700 00:52:56,196 --> 00:52:59,740 Te-am f�cut s� dansezi ca s� te pedepsesc, lu�ndu-�i demnitatea �n fa�a publicului. 701 00:53:01,872 --> 00:53:04,294 Acum �mi dau seama cum se simte s� ��i pierzi demnitatea. 702 00:53:06,176 --> 00:53:08,508 Am gre�it s� te numesc "maimu�a rea". 703 00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:12,222 Te-am b�tut �i te-am certat toat� ziua. 704 00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:15,645 Nu �i-am luat �n considerare sentimentele. 705 00:53:18,408 --> 00:53:20,070 Problema aici sunt eu, nu e�ti tu. 706 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:24,044 Eu sunt cel care �mpr�tie neFelicity. 707 00:53:24,664 --> 00:53:27,127 Acum �mi realizez gre�elile. 708 00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:29,719 Te rog iart�-m� o dat�. 709 00:53:29,889 --> 00:53:32,011 Mai d�-mi o �ans�, iart�-m�. 710 00:53:34,224 --> 00:53:36,186 Con�tiin�a lui master s-a trezit �n sf�r�it. 711 00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,398 Nu ��i dai seama ce face? 712 00:53:38,468 --> 00:53:40,375 Master este priceput la trucuri de genul �sta. 713 00:53:40,475 --> 00:53:42,872 Aceasta se cheam� "s� avansezi prin a da �napoi". 714 00:53:43,373 --> 00:53:45,665 S� ��i admi�i o gre�eal� la timpul potrivit... 715 00:53:45,835 --> 00:53:47,837 poate s� c�tige inimile oamenilor. 716 00:53:48,988 --> 00:53:50,470 Master pare prostu� deseori... 717 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:52,892 dar �tie cum s� se descurce cu riscurile. 718 00:53:55,104 --> 00:53:56,686 Master... 719 00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,989 Cred c� am exagerat. 720 00:54:01,070 --> 00:54:02,321 Te rog ridic�-te. 721 00:54:05,414 --> 00:54:07,046 De fapt, �mi pas� foarte mult de voi. 722 00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:09,508 Doar c� nu am �tiut cum s� exprim asta. 723 00:54:10,219 --> 00:54:13,842 Master, �tiu �n inima mea ce sim�i pentru mine. 724 00:54:14,013 --> 00:54:16,645 De acum �nainte, totu�i, nu m� mai pune s� dansez ca nebunul. 725 00:54:17,066 --> 00:54:21,490 Dar ca s� fim sincer, maimu��, tu te pricepi la asta. 726 00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:23,492 Nici m�car s� nu g�nde�ti a�a, Master. 727 00:54:23,662 --> 00:54:25,163 Te rog nu �mi mai spune "Master." 728 00:54:25,324 --> 00:54:27,165 Suntem fra�i pe via��. 729 00:54:27,836 --> 00:54:31,049 A�a c� de acum �ncolo, spune-mi doar "B�tr�ne". 730 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:33,842 B�tr�ne. 731 00:54:35,974 --> 00:54:37,476 B�tr�ne! 732 00:54:38,356 --> 00:54:40,779 Vezi, porcu�or? C�t de bine merge? 733 00:54:40,939 --> 00:54:44,112 Mai au pu�in �i se pup�. Impresionant, nu? 734 00:54:45,613 --> 00:54:49,087 Nu se intra �n palat, sub pedeapsa cu moartea! 735 00:54:49,247 --> 00:54:52,300 - Scuza�i-ne, vrem s� �l vedem pe rege. - Master... 736 00:54:54,132 --> 00:54:56,764 - De ce v-a�i �ntors? - Ministre, m-am g�ndit. 737 00:54:56,935 --> 00:54:58,686 Nu pot s� las lucrurile a�a cum sunt. 738 00:54:58,856 --> 00:55:01,189 Am nevoie s� �mi refac reputa�ia. 739 00:55:01,939 --> 00:55:04,192 Master, te rog pleac� at�ta timp c�t mai po�i. 740 00:55:04,362 --> 00:55:06,704 Dac� te �ntorci, o s� fie un masacru. 741 00:55:06,864 --> 00:55:08,455 Ministre, �mi pas� de reputa�ia mea. 742 00:55:08,655 --> 00:55:10,998 Cum pot s� fiu un c�lug�r bun cu o reputa�ie proast�? 743 00:55:20,728 --> 00:55:22,019 Cum �ndr�zne�ti s� te �ntorci! 744 00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,572 Maiestatea ta, te rog calmeaz�-te. 745 00:55:24,742 --> 00:55:27,935 - C�lug�rul Tang vrea s� spun� ceva. - Maiestatea ta, te rog calmeaz�-te. 746 00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:30,267 Ceea ce s-a �nt�mplat �nainte n-a avut nimic de-a face cu mine. 747 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,750 Totul a fost cauzat de discipolul meu n�b�d�ios. 748 00:55:32,820 --> 00:55:35,112 A�a c� l-am adus aici cu mine ca s� �i cear� scuze. 749 00:55:35,172 --> 00:55:36,764 �i dac� tot vorbim de asta... 750 00:55:36,924 --> 00:55:38,936 o s� �nvingem un demon sau doi. 751 00:55:39,096 --> 00:55:40,517 Maimu�a. 752 00:55:51,128 --> 00:55:52,919 Haide, love�te-m�. 753 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:54,881 Nu e�ti normal? 754 00:55:55,302 --> 00:55:56,343 Excelent. 755 00:55:56,513 --> 00:55:59,436 Un joc este cel mai potrivit ca s� �l calmeze pe rege. 756 00:55:59,596 --> 00:56:02,809 Maestre maimu��, s� recapitul�m regulile jocului. 757 00:56:08,745 --> 00:56:12,999 Master, nu cred c� ne vom mai �nt�lni �n aceast� via��. 758 00:56:19,215 --> 00:56:20,346 Love�te-m�. 759 00:56:22,939 --> 00:56:24,190 Nu po�i mai tare? 760 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,113 �nc� nu ai m�ncat, asta e problema? 761 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:57,963 La o parte! 762 00:57:00,926 --> 00:57:02,387 Pericol! 763 00:57:34,499 --> 00:57:35,870 B�iatul ro�u. 764 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,172 - Maimu�a. - �n sf�r�it ��i ar��i adev�rata fa��. 765 00:57:39,293 --> 00:57:42,386 Am v�zut de la �nceput c� era ceva ciudat la tine. Dup� legenda... 766 00:57:42,547 --> 00:57:45,179 tu de�ii Suli�a Norului de Foc. �i c�l�tore�ti... 767 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,481 Roata de Aur �n fl�c�ri! Bine f�cut! 768 00:57:48,893 --> 00:57:50,655 Deci tu e�ti Regele Maimu��. 769 00:57:51,776 --> 00:57:54,789 S� ��i vedem trucurile. Arat�-i mai marelui t�u ce po�i s� faci. 770 00:58:22,756 --> 00:58:24,337 Tri�are? 771 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:27,390 �nc� nu ai v�zut nimic. 772 00:58:39,042 --> 00:58:40,503 Master, aici. 773 00:59:34,146 --> 00:59:35,737 Foc cu trei etaje! 774 00:59:35,897 --> 00:59:38,530 �ine asta! 775 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:36,317 Palatul... E ruine. 776 01:00:37,688 --> 01:00:39,480 Ruine! 777 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:43,113 Maimu�� proast�, nu te ascunde! 778 01:00:43,494 --> 01:00:45,666 Ie�i afar� s� te confrun�i cu mine! 779 01:02:19,347 --> 01:02:21,019 E r�ndul meu! 780 01:02:33,171 --> 01:02:34,502 Ajutor! 781 01:02:34,672 --> 01:02:35,884 Ajutor! 782 01:02:36,424 --> 01:02:38,096 Domnilor, a fost un cutremur? 783 01:02:38,556 --> 01:02:41,019 Te rog salveaz�-m�, m-am udat. 784 01:02:41,179 --> 01:02:42,890 Maiestatea ta. 785 01:02:44,192 --> 01:02:45,483 A�teapt�. 786 01:02:47,695 --> 01:02:49,697 Leasa-m� pe mine. 787 01:03:03,190 --> 01:03:05,483 Ce monstru mic �i dr�gu�. 788 01:03:06,103 --> 01:03:09,076 L-am �nfr�nt, �ine-l drept suvenir. 789 01:03:09,236 --> 01:03:13,040 Voi c�nta sutre zi �i noapte p�n� c�nd natura s� rea va fi �nvins�. 790 01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:14,581 M� voi str�dui. 791 01:03:17,674 --> 01:03:19,386 Regele. 792 01:03:20,808 --> 01:03:22,809 Maiestatea ta! 793 01:03:26,393 --> 01:03:28,155 Mul�umesc, m�ria ta. 794 01:03:28,315 --> 01:03:31,078 �n sf�r�it �l avem �napoi pe regele nostru adev�rat. 795 01:03:31,238 --> 01:03:34,121 Am preg�tit daruri regale pentru voi. 796 01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:36,253 Uita�i aici. 797 01:03:48,905 --> 01:03:51,618 Cele 3000 de frumuse�i ale palatului. 798 01:03:51,948 --> 01:03:54,330 - Alege pe care ��i place. - Toate pentru mine? 799 01:03:54,490 --> 01:03:56,793 Prea pu�in? ��i dau �i tronul. 800 01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:58,214 Calmeaz�-te, maiestate. 801 01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:00,887 Maiestatea ta ��i ofer�... 802 01:04:01,047 --> 01:04:03,509 doamne de onoare pentru c�l�toria ta. 803 01:04:03,579 --> 01:04:04,260 Chiar a�a. 804 01:04:04,261 --> 01:04:06,433 Sunt recunosc�tor pentru generozitatea sa, dar eu... 805 01:04:06,502 --> 01:04:08,584 Crede�i c� suntem tipul de oameni care s� accept�m un astfel de dar? 806 01:04:08,644 --> 01:04:10,566 Femeile ne �mboln�vesc destul de tare. 807 01:04:10,736 --> 01:04:13,239 Pune-le �n grija mea, s� vezi c�t de r�u m� port cu ele. 808 01:04:13,309 --> 01:04:15,238 Haide, pe�tele devine din ce �n ce mai uscat. 809 01:04:15,338 --> 01:04:16,302 F� ceva bun din asta. 810 01:04:16,372 --> 01:04:17,953 Saliva ta miroase ur�t. 811 01:04:18,124 --> 01:04:20,256 Nu fi mofturos. 812 01:04:22,888 --> 01:04:24,099 Master, te rog accept�-le. 813 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,721 - M�car una sau dou�. - Da. 814 01:04:26,392 --> 01:04:29,315 Nu e nicio grab�, m� ocup de ele una c�te una. 815 01:04:29,775 --> 01:04:31,829 Dac� maiestatea ta insist� s� ne r�spl�teasc�, 816 01:04:32,029 --> 01:04:32,988 pot s� sugerez ceva? 817 01:04:33,489 --> 01:04:35,781 Ai putea s� eliberezi aceste doamne? 818 01:04:35,951 --> 01:04:39,414 Sigur, nicio problem�. Cine vrea s� plece, s� plece. 819 01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:42,507 Nu e vina numanui, pe cuv�ntul meu. 820 01:04:43,128 --> 01:04:44,179 Maiestatea ta... 821 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:47,763 - nu e�ti prea generos? - �mi dau lacrimile. Toate femeile acelea... 822 01:04:47,933 --> 01:04:49,524 sunt pofticioase �i ur�te. 823 01:04:49,684 --> 01:04:52,798 Oricare dintre el ar putea s� m�n�nce o vac� �ntreag� la micul dejun. 824 01:04:52,868 --> 01:04:54,379 Pute�i s� pleca�i, sunte�i libere. 825 01:04:54,449 --> 01:04:57,332 Ne sim�im bine drept concubine regale. De ce s� vrem s� plec�m? 826 01:04:57,492 --> 01:04:59,744 C�lug�re chel blestemat, cine te crezi? 827 01:04:59,915 --> 01:05:03,128 - Dac� faceit g�l�gie, o s� vede�i voi! - Crezi c� suntem vanitoase? 828 01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:05,620 Ne sacrific�m pe altarul iubirii! 829 01:05:05,690 --> 01:05:07,822 C�lug�re Tang, pleac�! Protejeaz� iubirea noastr�! 830 01:05:07,892 --> 01:05:10,085 C�lug�re Tang, pleac�! Protejeaz� iubirea noastr�! 831 01:05:10,122 --> 01:05:12,233 C�lug�re Tang, pleac�! Protejeaz� iubirea noastr�! 832 01:05:12,237 --> 01:05:14,569 C�lug�re Tang, pleac�! Protejeaz� iubirea noastr�! 833 01:05:15,159 --> 01:05:18,202 Vezi c�t de mult te iubesc? 834 01:05:18,783 --> 01:05:20,164 ��i dau un �ut �n ou�! 835 01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:22,206 - �mi pare r�u. - Nu o s� ai niciodat� copii. 836 01:05:22,376 --> 01:05:25,179 Calma�i-v�, pute�i s� r�m�ne�i toate. 837 01:05:29,934 --> 01:05:32,146 Vreau s� mor. 838 01:05:40,244 --> 01:05:41,996 - Aceea... Aceea este... - Eu? 839 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:45,549 Tu, cea �n negru din spate. 840 01:05:45,719 --> 01:05:47,551 Cum de nu te-am v�zut p�n� acum? 841 01:05:47,881 --> 01:05:49,343 Aceast� doamn� e nou�. 842 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:51,225 C�nt�. 843 01:05:54,067 --> 01:05:56,069 Cum te cheam�? 844 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,374 - Felicity. - Din moment ce e�ti c�nt�rea��... 845 01:06:00,534 --> 01:06:02,586 d�-ne un c�ntec scurt... 846 01:06:02,746 --> 01:06:05,919 ca s� �i petrecem pe mae�tri pe drumul lor. 847 01:06:06,089 --> 01:06:07,671 Da, domnule. 848 01:06:24,127 --> 01:06:25,999 �n calitate de c�lug�r, renun� la tine. 849 01:06:49,051 --> 01:06:50,763 Ieri, azi 850 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:54,597 Trecutul a disp�rut 851 01:06:57,069 --> 01:06:58,941 F�r� masc� 852 01:06:59,111 --> 01:07:03,916 Culorile p�lesc 853 01:07:04,326 --> 01:07:08,130 �n istorie 854 01:07:09,091 --> 01:07:12,344 Iubirea d�inuie 855 01:07:12,885 --> 01:07:16,018 Iubirea ta a�teapt� �ntoarcerea 856 01:07:16,648 --> 01:07:20,032 R�t�cind dincolo de nori 857 01:07:22,404 --> 01:07:25,077 Boala de iubire 858 01:07:25,247 --> 01:07:27,709 Devine triste�e 859 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:32,844 �n aceast� lume 860 01:07:33,014 --> 01:07:37,268 Soarta este scris� 861 01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:41,022 Uit-o 862 01:07:41,653 --> 01:07:46,407 Nu putem fi �mpreun� 863 01:07:46,578 --> 01:07:53,254 Este acesta destinul nostru cu adev�rat? 864 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:01,562 Splendid! Arta ei este magnific�. 865 01:08:13,554 --> 01:08:15,055 St�p�ne. 866 01:08:15,676 --> 01:08:16,887 Ce este? 867 01:08:17,057 --> 01:08:20,461 Maiestatea sa �ntreab� dac� ai vrea ca Felicity s� vin� cu tine �n c�l�toria ta. 868 01:08:20,498 --> 01:08:21,639 Nici nu se pune problema! 869 01:08:21,642 --> 01:08:24,374 M� duc spre vest s� g�sesc sutrele �i s� m� cultiv pe mine �nsumi. 870 01:08:24,445 --> 01:08:26,957 Ea n-ar putea fi �n stare s� reziste �ntr-o astfel de c�l�torie dificil�. 871 01:08:26,997 --> 01:08:29,209 Am ars be�i�oare parfumate �i m-am rugat la Buddha. 872 01:08:29,269 --> 01:08:30,611 Sunt un budist devotat. 873 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:33,343 Trebuie s� �nfrunt�m elementele cu foarte pu�in� m�ncare la noi. 874 01:08:33,423 --> 01:08:35,596 O femeie t�n�r� nu ar putea s� �ndure acest lucru. 875 01:08:35,756 --> 01:08:38,478 Nu �mi e fric�, familia mea era s�raca. 876 01:08:38,889 --> 01:08:41,351 Am f�cut treaba �n casa de c�nd eram mic�. 877 01:08:41,521 --> 01:08:44,865 - Sunt obi�nuit� cu greut��ile. - Foarte bine! 878 01:08:45,025 --> 01:08:46,326 Ce vorbe emo�ionante. 879 01:08:46,486 --> 01:08:47,948 Aceasta c�nt�rea��... 880 01:08:48,118 --> 01:08:50,870 Poate dansa, c�nta, g�ti �i spal�. 881 01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:55,045 Ce resursa, acas� �i �n c�l�torii. 882 01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:58,348 - Totu�i... - Master, chiar nu o vrei? 883 01:08:59,559 --> 01:09:01,020 Nu. 884 01:09:01,981 --> 01:09:03,102 Nu o s� regre�i? 885 01:09:03,603 --> 01:09:04,854 Niciun regret. 886 01:09:05,024 --> 01:09:08,027 Master, te rog reflecteaz� pu�in. 887 01:09:08,197 --> 01:09:10,620 Te mai �ntreb �nc� o dat�. Nu o vrei? 888 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,543 - Nu. - Gume�ti! 889 01:09:13,713 --> 01:09:16,636 O fat� at�t de �nc�nt�toare! De ce nu o vrei? E�ti ciudat! 890 01:09:17,096 --> 01:09:20,179 Ministre, te rog f� aranjamente imediat. 891 01:09:20,349 --> 01:09:23,983 Vreau fata s� fie curat� �i trimis� �n apartamentul meu. 892 01:09:24,143 --> 01:09:25,354 Ca de repede se poate. 893 01:09:26,235 --> 01:09:27,446 Maiestatea ta... 894 01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:36,545 Ne vom lua la revedere acum. 895 01:09:41,930 --> 01:09:44,433 Aprozi, conduce�i-i afar�. Ajuta�i-i �i cu pe�tele. 896 01:09:44,603 --> 01:09:46,275 Vino cu mine. 897 01:10:27,525 --> 01:10:29,527 C�nd ai suferit... 898 01:10:29,947 --> 01:10:32,660 cuno�ti durerea tuturor fiin�elor sensibile. 899 01:10:36,874 --> 01:10:38,506 C�nd ai insistat... 900 01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:40,798 �tii cum s� renun�i. 901 01:10:40,968 --> 01:10:44,261 C�nd �i-a p�sat de al�ii, �ti cum s� treci mai departe. 902 01:10:45,312 --> 01:10:47,645 Acesta �nseamn� evolu�ia spiritual�. 903 01:10:49,276 --> 01:10:50,858 Dar eu... 904 01:10:51,028 --> 01:10:53,200 Sunt doar un om obi�nuit. 905 01:10:57,124 --> 01:10:58,585 Maiestatea ta... 906 01:10:58,756 --> 01:11:01,668 Maiestatea ta, s-a �ntors c�lug�rul. 907 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,513 Master, �i-ai �ntrerupt c�l�toria. 908 01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:08,265 ce probleme ai �nt�lnit? 909 01:11:08,605 --> 01:11:11,188 M-am g�ndit bine, nu cred c� ar trebui s� refuz... 910 01:11:11,358 --> 01:11:12,990 generozitatea Maiest��ii tale. 911 01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:15,992 Te rog las-o pe Felicity s� vin� cu mine �n c�l�torie. 912 01:11:17,624 --> 01:11:19,956 Po�i s� faci asta, da? 913 01:11:21,047 --> 01:11:22,509 Pot, dar... 914 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:26,473 - Dar ce? - Noaptea trecut� am dormit cu Felicity. 915 01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:32,278 Uite, alege pe altcineva. 916 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:36,663 Maestre... 917 01:11:36,823 --> 01:11:39,455 �mi pare r�u, dar nu am ce s� fac. 918 01:11:41,497 --> 01:11:44,470 Vrei s� spui...Dar nu �mi pas�. 919 01:11:45,381 --> 01:11:47,303 Maiestatea ta a favorizat-o pe Felicity. 920 01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:50,056 - Aceasta m� onoreaz� �i pe mine. - Nu ��i pas�? 921 01:11:50,686 --> 01:11:51,767 Sigur c� nu. 922 01:11:51,938 --> 01:11:53,529 �ie nu ��i pas�... 923 01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:55,401 dar mie da. 924 01:11:58,744 --> 01:12:00,586 Problema este c�... 925 01:12:00,746 --> 01:12:02,588 Felicity i-a rezistat azi noapte. 926 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,210 A refuzat s� fie concubin�. 927 01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:07,223 Spune c� mai degrab� moare dec�t s� fie for�at�. 928 01:12:08,594 --> 01:12:12,107 - Atunci da. - Te-am min�it! 929 01:12:12,268 --> 01:12:13,859 �i ce dac�? 930 01:12:14,570 --> 01:12:17,032 Ieri te-am �ntrebat de 8 ori... 931 01:12:17,202 --> 01:12:18,664 �i de 8 ori ai refuzat. 932 01:12:18,824 --> 01:12:21,456 Acum te �ntorci �i ��i schimbi hot�r�rea. 933 01:12:21,627 --> 01:12:24,550 C�t de superficial! 934 01:12:24,710 --> 01:12:26,551 Nu te agita. 935 01:12:26,712 --> 01:12:29,634 - Pune toba jos. - Toate femeile din harem... 936 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:33,108 arata de parc� ar fi fost lovite de traznet. 937 01:12:33,268 --> 01:12:35,610 Dar aceasta e frumoas�. 938 01:12:35,781 --> 01:12:37,903 Nu �mi vei d�rui aceast� buc��ic�? 939 01:12:38,073 --> 01:12:40,365 - A�a este. - Nenorocitule! 940 01:12:41,496 --> 01:12:43,708 Acum ca master s-a hot�r�t... 941 01:12:43,878 --> 01:12:48,723 �i Felicity refuza s� fie concubin�, s� ne �ndrept�m spre un final fericit. 942 01:12:48,883 --> 01:12:51,556 Aprozi, aduce�i-o pe Felicity. 943 01:12:51,726 --> 01:12:53,858 Mul�umesc, Maiestatea ta. 944 01:12:54,018 --> 01:12:56,401 Nu sunt de acord cu asta. 945 01:12:56,821 --> 01:12:59,113 Felicity a mea... 946 01:13:36,270 --> 01:13:38,402 Master, bea pu�in� ap�. 947 01:13:40,153 --> 01:13:42,576 - Tu mai �nt�i. - E�ti a�a de dr�gu�. 948 01:13:45,369 --> 01:13:47,000 Maimu��, ce faci? 949 01:13:47,170 --> 01:13:48,331 Fac pipi! 950 01:13:48,502 --> 01:13:50,464 �n fa�a unei fete? Ce te-a apucat? 951 01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:52,095 Du-te �ncolo! 952 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:56,019 - Felicity... - Master, vino cu mine. 953 01:13:56,189 --> 01:13:58,061 - Nu am nevoie s� m� duc. - Ce? 954 01:13:58,231 --> 01:14:00,774 Ba da, ai nevoie! Vino. 955 01:14:01,484 --> 01:14:04,197 Un moment, m� �ntorc imediat. 956 01:14:05,198 --> 01:14:08,041 - Draga mea... - Ciune e�ti tu? 957 01:14:08,371 --> 01:14:09,792 Eu sunt al doilea frate. 958 01:14:09,963 --> 01:14:13,136 Nu este fata mea cu totul irezistibil�? 959 01:14:14,807 --> 01:14:19,312 C�teodat�, c�nd m� uit �n oglind�, frumuse�ea mea m� �nc�nt�. 960 01:14:19,482 --> 01:14:22,235 Al doilea frate, fratele Maimu�� te urm�re�te. 961 01:14:22,405 --> 01:14:25,288 E�ti cam obraznic, nu e a�a? 962 01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:30,253 Dar nu te las s� m� �n�eli. 963 01:14:40,853 --> 01:14:42,525 La extrem! 964 01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:44,276 Doamn�, adu un bici. 965 01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:46,288 Biciuieste-m�, corecteaz�-m�... 966 01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:49,251 insult�-m�, bate-m�, pedepse�te-m�. 967 01:14:51,333 --> 01:14:53,635 R�de�i de mine. 968 01:14:54,887 --> 01:14:58,270 Tu�e�ti, al treilea frate, bea pu�in� ap�. 969 01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:02,274 Ce ��i blocheaz� nasul? 970 01:15:16,598 --> 01:15:17,969 A�a e mult mai confortabil! 971 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:21,142 Deci ��i iei form� de om atunci c�nd str�nu�i. 972 01:15:21,312 --> 01:15:24,486 Trebuia s� ne spui, e greu s� te t�r�m. 973 01:15:24,656 --> 01:15:28,950 Master, chiar dac anu vrei s� faci pipi, �ncearc� s� faci pipi m�car pu�in. 974 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,502 F� o mic� balt� ca s� te ui�i la reflec�ia ta �n ea. 975 01:15:34,425 --> 01:15:36,047 Sunt ar�tos, asta te sup�ra? 976 01:15:36,217 --> 01:15:38,509 M� superi de catvea zile. 977 01:15:38,679 --> 01:15:39,931 Nici m�car nu ai p�r. 978 01:15:40,311 --> 01:15:41,772 Felicity arata foarte bine. 979 01:15:41,933 --> 01:15:45,066 A dat cu piciorul la statutul de regin� ca s� vin� cu tine? 980 01:15:45,236 --> 01:15:46,948 La ce te g�nde�ti? 981 01:15:47,108 --> 01:15:50,331 E de fapt un demon, vrea s� te m�n�nce. 982 01:15:51,872 --> 01:15:53,044 - Nu face asta! - Scuze. 983 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:58,179 De ce nu mi-ai spus asta mai devreme? 984 01:15:58,339 --> 01:16:00,601 Exist� multe feluri de demoni. 985 01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:02,062 Unii sunt u�or de g�sit... 986 01:16:02,222 --> 01:16:05,566 al�ii nu. 987 01:16:07,818 --> 01:16:10,070 Deci nu ai nicio dovad�. 988 01:16:10,531 --> 01:16:12,242 Nu e greu de verificat. 989 01:16:12,412 --> 01:16:14,084 Te-ai l�sat orbit de frumuse�ea ei. 990 01:16:14,254 --> 01:16:15,876 Urm�re�te-o. 991 01:16:16,046 --> 01:16:17,507 Trebuie s� ��i spun eu cum? 992 01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:20,971 Nu e�ti un v�n�tor de demoni profesionist? 993 01:16:44,143 --> 01:16:46,526 - Ce cau�i? - O oglind�. 994 01:16:47,146 --> 01:16:48,948 Am eu una. 995 01:16:52,241 --> 01:16:54,083 Emite lumin�. 996 01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:57,046 Ce oglinda str�lucitoare de bronz! 997 01:17:02,261 --> 01:17:04,473 - Nu func�ioneaz�? - E bine. 998 01:17:08,938 --> 01:17:11,610 Maimu�a rea, ai terminat? 999 01:17:12,451 --> 01:17:14,663 Nu �l baga �n seam�, o s� te ajut eu s� te piepteni. 1000 01:17:23,682 --> 01:17:25,304 Maimu��, ce faci? 1001 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:28,687 S�ngele de demon se vaporizeaz� pe oglind�. 1002 01:17:30,529 --> 01:17:32,741 E imposibil! Nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic. 1003 01:17:32,801 --> 01:17:35,073 - Taci, v�n�torule de demoni! - Deci ea nu este demon. 1004 01:17:35,243 --> 01:17:37,496 - De unde e�ti? - Din satul Gura R�ului. 1005 01:17:37,666 --> 01:17:40,379 Satul Gura R�ului. E pe partea cealalt� a dealului. 1006 01:17:40,549 --> 01:17:42,421 Nu am cunoscut niciodat� un demon cu familie. 1007 01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:45,554 - Te provoc s� m� duci acolo. - Merg! 1008 01:17:47,305 --> 01:17:50,148 Satul Gura R�ului 1009 01:17:53,932 --> 01:17:56,804 Felicity, a trecut prea mult timp de c�nd nu ai mai trecut pe la noi. 1010 01:17:56,865 --> 01:18:00,208 Mam�, merg cu un c�lug�r spre vest ca s� g�sim sutre. 1011 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,882 Vezi ce familie dr�gu�� are? Mai bine ��i ceri scuze acum. 1012 01:18:05,843 --> 01:18:09,107 S� �mi cer scuze? Visezi! 1013 01:18:16,534 --> 01:18:18,165 Tat�! 1014 01:18:21,389 --> 01:18:24,422 Fata demon, ai angajat o gr�mad� de oameni care s� ��i sprijine povestea. 1015 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:25,773 Nu ai trecut nimic cu vederea. 1016 01:18:25,843 --> 01:18:28,225 Nu �tiu unde este ne�n�elegerea... 1017 01:18:28,385 --> 01:18:30,057 dar te rog, d�-i drumul mamei. 1018 01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:31,809 Cru�a vie�ile fmailiei mele. 1019 01:18:31,979 --> 01:18:33,480 Nu fii nes�buit! D�-i drumul. 1020 01:18:35,903 --> 01:18:38,866 Lui master �i place aceast� femeie, dar te iube�te �i pe tine. 1021 01:18:39,036 --> 01:18:40,918 Nu fi gelos. 1022 01:18:42,169 --> 01:18:43,290 Gelos? 1023 01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:45,762 Vrei s� taci? 1024 01:18:47,845 --> 01:18:49,346 Mai repede! 1025 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,900 De c�te ori s� ��i spun? 1026 01:18:54,071 --> 01:18:57,194 Aceast� femeie este un demon. E un complot s� ��i fac� r�u. 1027 01:18:57,364 --> 01:19:00,707 Sunt o familie, trei genera�ii! �i tu vobesti mereu ur�t de ei! 1028 01:19:00,867 --> 01:19:02,078 Tu e�ti cel care face r�u. 1029 01:19:02,789 --> 01:19:04,170 Tu e�ti demonul! 1030 01:19:04,341 --> 01:19:06,553 Deci o crezi pe ea �i nu pe mine? 1031 01:19:06,713 --> 01:19:08,715 - Da. - Bine. 1032 01:19:08,885 --> 01:19:10,056 Atunci o voi omora! 1033 01:19:16,733 --> 01:19:18,865 Cum �ndr�zne�ti s� m� love�ti ca pe un demon? 1034 01:19:19,245 --> 01:19:23,750 Pe toate femeile care �mi plac, cum era domni�oara Duan, vrei s� le omori pe toate? 1035 01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:26,292 �n sf�r�it a spus-o. 1036 01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:32,058 Deci nu ai uitat. 1037 01:19:32,228 --> 01:19:33,850 Bine�n�eles c� �mi amintesc. 1038 01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:36,612 O s� �mi amintesc mereu. Cum ai b�tut-o. 1039 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:37,863 Ai b�tut-o p�n� a murit! 1040 01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:40,116 Am crezut c� m� tratezi ca pe un frate. 1041 01:19:40,286 --> 01:19:41,577 Frate? 1042 01:19:41,747 --> 01:19:44,580 Din moment ce am pe cap un criminal nebun ca tine, zi de zi... 1043 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,593 Trebuie s� m� prefac c� m� �n�eleg cu tine! 1044 01:19:47,753 --> 01:19:49,805 Dac� mureai de 10 ori, tot nu ar fi de ajuns. 1045 01:19:49,865 --> 01:19:52,017 Sper s� te duci �n iad, fii blestemat pentru vecie! 1046 01:19:52,077 --> 01:19:53,269 �n�eleg. 1047 01:19:53,429 --> 01:19:55,351 Dac� nu e�ti prietenul meu, �n lumea asta... 1048 01:19:55,851 --> 01:19:58,193 e�ti du�manul meu. 1049 01:19:58,364 --> 01:19:59,865 Am fost du�mani �n tot acest timp. 1050 01:20:00,576 --> 01:20:01,737 Ie�i afar�! 1051 01:20:01,907 --> 01:20:04,620 Du-te c�t de departe po�i, c�t timp sunt �n toane bune. 1052 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,422 Deci e�ti �n toane bune? 1053 01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:11,556 Asculta�i, voi to�i... Omor�tul de demoni de p�n� acum... 1054 01:20:11,717 --> 01:20:14,179 Pentru el am f�cut asta. 1055 01:20:14,639 --> 01:20:18,653 Durerile mele de cap, urmele de bici de pe corp... 1056 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,236 el le-a f�cut pe toate. 1057 01:20:21,306 --> 01:20:22,657 Ceea ce i-am datorat vreodat�... 1058 01:20:22,727 --> 01:20:24,329 Am pl�tit �n �ntregime. 1059 01:20:24,499 --> 01:20:27,542 Orice �mi datoreaz�, nu e nevoie s� �mi pl�teasc�. 1060 01:20:27,712 --> 01:20:30,335 De acum �nainte, leg�tura noastr� maestru-discipol... 1061 01:20:30,505 --> 01:20:32,347 s-a sf�r�it! 1062 01:20:33,097 --> 01:20:34,639 - Frate maimu��! - Las�-l s� plece. 1063 01:20:43,117 --> 01:20:44,829 Tat�. 1064 01:21:08,662 --> 01:21:10,004 Cum este familia? 1065 01:21:10,164 --> 01:21:13,587 Se recupereaz�, vor fi bine. 1066 01:21:14,138 --> 01:21:17,101 Te rog nu te �nvinui. 1067 01:21:17,261 --> 01:21:19,233 Cine este domni�oara Duan? 1068 01:21:22,986 --> 01:21:24,908 Domni�oara Duan era �i ea v�n�tor de demoni. 1069 01:21:25,239 --> 01:21:27,900 Am f�cut fa�� unor lupte pe via�� i pe moarte �mpreun�. 1070 01:21:28,452 --> 01:21:29,833 Am iubit-o mult... 1071 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:33,006 dar nu am avut curajul s� recunosc. 1072 01:21:33,336 --> 01:21:37,601 P�n� �n ziua c�nd am v�zut-o pe maimu�� distrug�nd-o. 1073 01:21:37,661 --> 01:21:39,222 �i atunci a fost prea t�rziu. 1074 01:21:39,973 --> 01:21:42,525 Am dezam�git-o. 1075 01:21:42,696 --> 01:21:44,988 �i dac� �nt�lne�ti o alt� fat� care ��i place... 1076 01:21:45,158 --> 01:21:47,530 o vei dezam�gi �i pe ea? 1077 01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:57,050 Niciodat� nu am vrut prea multe de la via��. 1078 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,392 Doar s� �mi g�sesc b�rbatul potrivit... 1079 01:22:00,183 --> 01:22:03,566 - s� m� m�rit, s� am un copil... - S� am un copil... 1080 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:07,109 s� m� a�ez la casa mea. 1081 01:22:10,413 --> 01:22:11,794 Am g�sit acel b�rbat. 1082 01:22:11,954 --> 01:22:13,666 E�ti tu. 1083 01:22:36,218 --> 01:22:38,490 Master, e o criz�! Fratele Maimu�� a �nnebunit. 1084 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:41,253 I-a omor�t pe to�i din drumul lui, nu am putut s� �l oprim! 1085 01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:55,497 Porcu�or, Sandy, vede�i dac� pute�i s� salva�i pe cineva. 1086 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:57,839 Mam�! Tat�! 1087 01:23:07,318 --> 01:23:10,031 Tat�! Mam�! 1088 01:23:10,201 --> 01:23:12,533 Mai po�i s� z�mbe�ti dup� ce ai omor�t at��ia oameni? 1089 01:23:12,704 --> 01:23:14,285 E�ti posedat de diavol! 1090 01:23:14,876 --> 01:23:17,208 Cei pe care i-am omor�t erau to�i demoni. 1091 01:23:18,009 --> 01:23:20,381 Nu crezi nimic din ce spun eu. 1092 01:23:20,972 --> 01:23:22,303 A�a c� nu ��i spun mai mult. 1093 01:23:22,473 --> 01:23:24,765 Voi omora �i pe ultimul demon... 1094 01:23:25,436 --> 01:23:27,268 �i s� termin cu asta. 1095 01:23:27,608 --> 01:23:30,901 - Nu m� for�a! - ��i vei da via�a s� protejezi un demon? 1096 01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:34,785 Da! Nu te las s� mai r�ne�ti pe cei pe care �i iubesc. 1097 01:23:34,855 --> 01:23:36,797 E�ti posedat, d�-te la o parte din fa�a mea! 1098 01:23:39,210 --> 01:23:41,472 Maimu�a rea, e de ajuns! 1099 01:23:41,632 --> 01:23:44,475 De ajuns? Vrei s� mori, a�a c� d�-i drumul. 1100 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:47,107 Copile, copile, de ce 1101 01:23:47,768 --> 01:23:49,780 Copile, copile 1102 01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:51,862 De ce e�ti a�a de r�u? 1103 01:23:52,242 --> 01:23:54,915 Voi c�nta pentru tine. 1104 01:23:57,497 --> 01:23:59,590 Palma lui Buddha? 1105 01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,381 Da, sigur! 1106 01:24:02,012 --> 01:24:05,015 Palma lui Buddha? �nc� te prefaci! Nu po�i s� o faci! 1107 01:24:09,569 --> 01:24:12,863 Nu m� crezi, m�garule? 1108 01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:18,828 Nu! Te rog nu ��i lovi maestrul. 1109 01:24:18,999 --> 01:24:21,591 Opre�te-te, te rog! 1110 01:24:23,383 --> 01:24:25,385 Asta e foarte emo�ionant. 1111 01:24:25,555 --> 01:24:26,806 Te omor pe tine mai �nt�i. 1112 01:24:36,576 --> 01:24:38,618 Chelule, nu meri�i nimic! 1113 01:24:40,209 --> 01:24:41,631 Nu �l lovi! 1114 01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:45,214 Admit, sunt un demon. 1115 01:24:45,554 --> 01:24:46,596 Sunt un demon. 1116 01:24:46,766 --> 01:24:49,098 Forma mea real� este un schelet. 1117 01:24:49,268 --> 01:24:51,480 Am format iluzia din acest sat. 1118 01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:53,823 Ai nevoie s� o mai auzi �nc� o dat�? 1119 01:24:54,323 --> 01:24:57,957 Iubitul meu �i cu mine am fost ataca�i de ho�i de munte. 1120 01:24:58,117 --> 01:25:01,330 Iubitul meu m-a abandonat �i a fugit. 1121 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:04,003 Am fost abuzat� �ngrozitor. 1122 01:25:04,803 --> 01:25:07,636 Ho�ii m-au violat �i m-au l�sat s� mor. 1123 01:25:08,477 --> 01:25:10,809 M-am transformat �ntr-un morman de oase. 1124 01:25:10,979 --> 01:25:13,982 Dar triste�ile mele nu au disp�rut niciodat�. 1125 01:25:19,287 --> 01:25:22,671 �n realitate, sunt doar oase. 1126 01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:25,634 �mi pare r�u. 1127 01:26:09,717 --> 01:26:11,559 Doamne! Master a murit! 1128 01:26:12,019 --> 01:26:14,231 Putem s� l�s�m balt� sutrele alea! 1129 01:26:15,442 --> 01:26:17,314 Uraaa! 1130 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:43,740 Caz �nchis! E excelent! 1131 01:26:44,581 --> 01:26:46,753 Ministre... 1132 01:26:47,664 --> 01:26:51,678 Maimu�a aia proast� ne �ntrece. L-a m�ncat p�n� �i pe maestrul lui. 1133 01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:56,022 Vede�i cum Buddha e furios pe cerul de vest. 1134 01:26:56,182 --> 01:26:57,233 Taci! 1135 01:26:59,816 --> 01:27:02,198 Visez. 1136 01:27:02,368 --> 01:27:07,914 Vreau ca to�i mon�trii �i mincino�ii din lume s� �i arate adev�ratele culori. 1137 01:27:08,624 --> 01:27:10,797 Felicity, nu e nevoie s� te ascunzi. 1138 01:27:10,867 --> 01:27:12,328 Haide, arat�-te. 1139 01:27:12,388 --> 01:27:14,860 Stratagema ta de a sem�na discordie a fost foarte de�teapt�. 1140 01:27:15,061 --> 01:27:17,853 �tiu c� ai sentimente adev�rate pentru c�lug�r. 1141 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:19,855 ��i urmezi inima... 1142 01:27:20,196 --> 01:27:24,490 care e �i calea mea c�tre �n�elepciunea suprem�. 1143 01:27:26,292 --> 01:27:29,665 Deci aceasta este legendarul Rege Maimu��? 1144 01:27:29,835 --> 01:27:31,377 Dr�gu�! 1145 01:27:32,087 --> 01:27:33,549 Vrei o banan�? Uite-aici. 1146 01:27:41,607 --> 01:27:44,950 Bine, putem s� �l adopt�m c� pe un anim�lu� de cas�. 1147 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:47,082 De ce nu! �ase m�ini. 1148 01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:50,295 chiar a�a. 1149 01:27:52,587 --> 01:27:54,680 E r�ndul meu! 1150 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,045 Regele demonilor? 1151 01:28:10,205 --> 01:28:12,167 Tot ceea ce am f�cut a fost s� tu�esc... 1152 01:28:12,337 --> 01:28:14,969 �i voi a�i fost �ngrozi�i. 1153 01:28:16,301 --> 01:28:17,512 Sunt noul vostru maestru. 1154 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:21,816 A�i face bine s� v� supune�i mie... altfel ve�i fi b�tu�i. 1155 01:28:49,363 --> 01:28:51,455 Deci ne ar��i �n sf�r�it coada ta de vulpe. 1156 01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:55,259 Coada mea? Nu, o �in bine ascuns�. 1157 01:28:55,839 --> 01:28:57,801 C�lug�re... 1158 01:28:57,971 --> 01:29:00,053 tu e�ti cel care e expus. 1159 01:29:00,224 --> 01:29:02,436 Toat� aceast� afec�iune cu demonul schelet de aici... 1160 01:29:02,466 --> 01:29:04,057 S-au �ntors las tine dorin�ele umane? 1161 01:29:04,298 --> 01:29:06,009 Felicity nu �i-a pierdut virtu�ile. 1162 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:09,263 Voi face posibil pentru ea s� se reincarneze. 1163 01:29:09,433 --> 01:29:12,566 Stratagema ta este s� semeni discordie, dar noi avem o contra-stratagema. 1164 01:29:12,736 --> 01:29:16,239 Ai crezut c� ai fost prostit de Felicity. 1165 01:29:16,410 --> 01:29:19,373 Ai crezut c� poate sem�na discordie �ntre maimu�� i mine. 1166 01:29:19,743 --> 01:29:22,756 Dar ai subestimat viziunea maimu�ei. 1167 01:29:22,916 --> 01:29:25,879 Demonul schelet a ridicat tot satul... 1168 01:29:26,049 --> 01:29:29,512 �i ne-am pref�cut c� suntem p�c�li�i, cum ai sperat tu. 1169 01:29:29,683 --> 01:29:32,025 Te-am p�c�lit ca s� te dezv�luie�ti. 1170 01:29:32,185 --> 01:29:33,276 Ministre... 1171 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,398 ��i mai spun un lucru. 1172 01:29:35,568 --> 01:29:37,360 De fapt sunt foarte �n�elept! 1173 01:29:43,586 --> 01:29:45,048 �n�elept? 1174 01:29:45,218 --> 01:29:47,800 Mul�ume�te-te cu iluzia ta. 1175 01:29:49,512 --> 01:29:52,105 S� vedem ce po�i s� �mi faci. 1176 01:29:54,357 --> 01:29:55,488 Love�te! 1177 01:29:56,239 --> 01:29:58,110 Bine! 1178 01:30:43,034 --> 01:30:46,298 Master, prinde-mi coada. 1179 01:30:50,221 --> 01:30:51,383 Felicity! 1180 01:30:51,553 --> 01:30:54,265 Ai grij�! Fere�te-te! 1181 01:30:55,607 --> 01:30:58,690 Eu sunt Regele Maimu��! 1182 01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:01,322 Demon, nu po�i s� fugi! 1183 01:31:07,208 --> 01:31:09,801 Maimu�a rea, el este un c�lug�r a�a de prost. 1184 01:31:09,961 --> 01:31:12,223 Merit� s� mori pentru el? 1185 01:31:13,184 --> 01:31:15,686 Master, ea spune c� e�ti prost. Te cunoa�te prea bine. 1186 01:31:15,846 --> 01:31:18,109 Nu o ascult�, sunt foarte �n�elept. 1187 01:31:19,110 --> 01:31:20,481 Nu po�i s� ajungi prea departe. 1188 01:31:20,651 --> 01:31:21,782 M� alungi? 1189 01:31:21,942 --> 01:31:24,285 Crezi c� po�i? 1190 01:31:29,089 --> 01:31:30,591 Maimu�a... 1191 01:31:30,751 --> 01:31:33,554 nemesisul t�u este aici! 1192 01:31:51,551 --> 01:31:52,803 Buddha! 1193 01:31:53,914 --> 01:31:56,256 P�n� �i Buddha este invitat! ��i ar��i fa�a adev�rat�! 1194 01:32:08,328 --> 01:32:09,619 Nu este posibil. 1195 01:32:09,789 --> 01:32:10,960 E un impostor. 1196 01:32:11,131 --> 01:32:13,803 Da, arata de parc� �i-a f�cut opera�ie estetic�. 1197 01:32:13,963 --> 01:32:15,175 Maimu�a... 1198 01:32:15,345 --> 01:32:17,637 ai sim�it puterea lui Buddha. 1199 01:32:17,807 --> 01:32:20,019 Vino mai aproape ca s� sim�i �ntregul efect! 1200 01:32:22,732 --> 01:32:25,905 Bine, �ncearc� St�lpul meu de ancorat. 1201 01:32:35,134 --> 01:32:38,227 Niciun val nu poate fi la fel de puternic ca Marea de Est! 1202 01:33:04,062 --> 01:33:06,985 Master, ad�poste�te-te �n urechea mea. 1203 01:33:51,028 --> 01:33:52,290 Doi Buddha! 1204 01:34:27,024 --> 01:34:28,565 Maimu�a. Maimu�a! 1205 01:35:50,936 --> 01:35:52,567 Vultur de aur nemuritor... 1206 01:35:53,438 --> 01:35:57,242 te-ai cultivat l�ng� mine... 1207 01:35:57,612 --> 01:36:00,495 �i totu�i nu �n�elegi. 1208 01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:05,009 Nu e de mirare c� �mpr�tii lucruri sofisticate �n lume. 1209 01:36:06,591 --> 01:36:07,932 St�p�ne Buddha... 1210 01:36:08,092 --> 01:36:09,844 Tr�iesc pentru tine. 1211 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:12,687 Am stat l�ng� tine pentru at��ia ani. 1212 01:36:12,857 --> 01:36:14,689 Dar m-ai observat vreodat�? 1213 01:36:14,859 --> 01:36:16,821 Nu mai spune nimic. 1214 01:36:16,991 --> 01:36:21,125 Vultur de aur nemuritor, arat�-te cum e�ti cu adev�rat. Cedeaz�! 1215 01:37:00,644 --> 01:37:02,445 �ncearc� s� stai �n picioare, Felicity. 1216 01:37:03,036 --> 01:37:05,499 Voi �ncerca s� exorcizez tr�s�turile tale demonice. 1217 01:37:05,939 --> 01:37:07,801 Sunt prea multe tr�s�turi demonice �n mine. 1218 01:37:07,961 --> 01:37:09,462 Chiar dac� m� salvezi... 1219 01:37:09,883 --> 01:37:12,225 Nu pot s� fiu sigur c� nu voi face r�u oamenilor din nou. 1220 01:37:12,385 --> 01:37:13,767 Tu �nvingi demoni... 1221 01:37:14,267 --> 01:37:15,649 �i eu sunt un demon. 1222 01:37:16,269 --> 01:37:18,401 Elibereaz�-mi sufletul. 1223 01:37:20,533 --> 01:37:21,785 Ea are dreptate. 1224 01:37:22,325 --> 01:37:25,748 Severitatea ei e prea mare, trebuie s� ard�. 1225 01:37:28,631 --> 01:37:29,842 Felicity... 1226 01:37:30,013 --> 01:37:33,726 Cel mai mare obstacol din lume este iubirea. 1227 01:37:36,859 --> 01:37:39,822 Ea este mereu acolo �n inima ta. 1228 01:37:39,982 --> 01:37:42,154 O umple. 1229 01:37:42,325 --> 01:37:43,906 Dac�... 1230 01:37:44,076 --> 01:37:48,421 a� putea r�m�ne ca o urm� �n amintirile tale... 1231 01:37:48,591 --> 01:37:49,962 voi fi fericit�. 1232 01:37:55,347 --> 01:37:56,599 Nu te uita la mine. 1233 01:37:56,769 --> 01:37:58,480 Cur��-�i singur ce ai f�cut. 1234 01:37:58,651 --> 01:38:01,523 Nu vreau s� spui c� �i-am omor�t fata. 1235 01:38:01,984 --> 01:38:03,696 S� mergem. 1236 01:38:07,289 --> 01:38:09,131 Adev�rul este c�... 1237 01:38:09,581 --> 01:38:11,843 m-am �ndr�gostit de tine. 1238 01:38:12,754 --> 01:38:15,597 ��i place de mine, m�car pu�in? 1239 01:38:18,230 --> 01:38:19,651 �mi pare r�u. 1240 01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:21,403 Inima mea... 1241 01:38:21,563 --> 01:38:23,825 nu are loc pentru nimeni altcineva. 1242 01:38:25,076 --> 01:38:27,999 Sunt cam prostu�, nu? 1243 01:38:28,460 --> 01:38:29,921 �tiam asta... 1244 01:38:30,081 --> 01:38:31,923 dar tot am �ntrebat. 1245 01:38:35,557 --> 01:38:37,268 Felicity... 1246 01:38:39,310 --> 01:38:41,482 Te voi trimite pe drumul t�u. 1247 01:39:37,177 --> 01:39:38,468 Nu o lua a�a de r�u. 1248 01:39:38,638 --> 01:39:40,220 Master, ar trebui s� vorbim. 1249 01:39:40,390 --> 01:39:42,642 ai avut vreodat� sentimente pentru Felicity? 1250 01:39:43,603 --> 01:39:48,738 Te �ntreb, ai avut vreodat� semtimente pentru Felicity? 1251 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:53,002 Bine�n�eles c� nu! Tu e�ti singura din inima mea. 1252 01:39:53,373 --> 01:39:54,664 Doar eu? 1253 01:39:54,834 --> 01:39:57,967 Frate maimu��, banda te pentru cap a apar�inut odat� domni�oarei Duan. 1254 01:39:58,137 --> 01:40:01,471 Amintirea ei �nc� �l b�ntuie�te pe master a�a c� uneori te confund� cu ea. 1255 01:40:01,641 --> 01:40:04,484 - Po�i s� vezi asta �n z�mbetul ei, uite! - Imposibil! 1256 01:40:07,777 --> 01:40:09,699 Chiar? 1257 01:40:10,740 --> 01:40:13,412 Nici m�car �n mine nu ai �ncredere? 1258 01:40:17,176 --> 01:40:20,139 Deci �i-a atins vreodat� inima? 1259 01:40:21,050 --> 01:40:23,642 Bine�n�eles c� nu, este o �ntrebare f�r� sens. 1260 01:40:23,713 --> 01:40:25,224 Ai crezut vreodat� c� a� spune da? 1261 01:40:25,284 --> 01:40:27,196 Voi femeile mereu �ntreba�i aceea�i �ntrebare. 1262 01:40:27,197 --> 01:40:29,309 Deci a�a ai f�cut, josnicule! 1263 01:40:29,448 --> 01:40:31,200 Josnicule! 1264 01:40:38,877 --> 01:40:41,656 Asta nu ami poate continua, mai bine �mi iau �napoi banderola. 1265 01:40:41,856 --> 01:40:43,222 Altfel o s� �ntrebe din nou. 1266 01:40:43,932 --> 01:40:45,434 Ce faci? 1267 01:40:45,604 --> 01:40:48,317 - D�-mi �napoi banderola. - E�ti nebun? Mi-ai dat-o mie. 1268 01:40:48,487 --> 01:40:50,529 Nu �i se potrive�te, te face s� ar��i oribil. 1269 01:40:50,599 --> 01:40:52,680 Trebuia s� �mi spui asta de la �nceput, po�i s� o iei. 1270 01:40:52,751 --> 01:40:54,833 D�-o �ncoace! De ce fugi? 1271 01:40:54,993 --> 01:40:58,376 - �i-am dat-o �ie. - Nu, doar ai spus c� o s� mi-o dai. 1272 01:40:58,547 --> 01:41:02,721 - A�a e, a�a am spus. - Dar nu ai f�cut asta. 1273 01:41:02,891 --> 01:41:04,643 Nu am f�cut? E�ti sigur? 1274 01:41:04,803 --> 01:41:08,356 Sunt sigur! Crede-m� m�car o dat�! 1275 01:47:57,537 --> 01:47:58,588 S� mergem. 1276 01:47:58,648 --> 01:48:00,399 Stai a�a, e probabil mai mult dup� distribu�ie. 1277 01:48:00,459 --> 01:48:02,611 Nu e nevoie s� a�tepta�i, nu exist� scene de dup� distribu�ie. 1278 01:48:02,672 --> 01:48:06,725 Asigur�-te s� v� lua�i toate lucrurile. Iestiti prin partea dreapt�, mul�umesc. 1279 01:48:06,896 --> 01:48:09,318 Hei, filmele mari mereu au o scen� de dup� distribu�ie! 1280 01:48:09,478 --> 01:48:10,900 Acesta nu este un film mare... 1281 01:48:11,070 --> 01:48:13,322 deci nu e scena de dup�. 1282 01:48:13,953 --> 01:48:15,154 V� repet... 1283 01:48:15,324 --> 01:48:16,865 acesta nu e un film mare... 1284 01:48:17,036 --> 01:48:19,128 deci nu e scena. 1285 01:48:19,288 --> 01:48:21,380 Dac� era un film mare... 1286 01:48:21,550 --> 01:48:23,632 ar exista una. 98642