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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:57,291 I've fought the unimaginable 2 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:59,625 in defense of this world. 3 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:02,458 I've battled alien tyrants, 4 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,958 defeated nightmares from the deep. 5 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,791 Gone toe to toe with ancient gods... 6 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,958 but no matter what threat I faced, 7 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,875 I knew I wasn't facing it alone. 8 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:15,833 Darkwing. 9 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,375 Aquarus. 10 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:18,875 War Woman. 11 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:20,958 Green Ghost. 12 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,041 Red Rush. 13 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,041 Martian Man. 14 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,708 Immortal. 15 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,875 The Guardians of the Globe. 16 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:32,458 Today, we have lost titans, 17 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,375 protectors, 18 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:36,041 heroes, 19 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,625 and we are left to wonder... 20 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,625 who will save us now? 21 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:43,458 I will, 22 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,708 and so will others like me. 23 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,708 New heroes answering the call. 24 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:52,208 New champions ready to risk everything 25 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:54,125 to keep this planet safe. 26 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:58,041 All inspired by these great souls 27 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,625 who came before us. 28 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:03,041 You will have moments of doubt, 29 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,125 of fear, 30 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,958 of uncertainty, 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 but in those moments, have faith... 32 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:13,250 and look to the sky. 33 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,184 We seriously have to put everyone 34 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,250 through this again? 35 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,375 The big one's for show, 36 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:26,458 but the public can't know 37 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,833 where the actual bodies are buried. 38 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,541 Souvenir hunters. 39 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:31,958 Jesus. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,125 I was never a Guardian of the Globe, 41 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:37,208 but it was the Guardians who welcomed me 42 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,458 when I first arrived on this planet. 43 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,875 They were my mentors. 44 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,791 My comrades. 45 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,708 My friends. 46 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:49,083 They knew the reality of this life. 47 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:52,416 Martian Man was exiled from his own people. 48 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:54,625 War Woman was from a different age. 49 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:56,333 Darkwing... 50 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:03,458 Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude. 51 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,583 It was a rare, lucky few of us 52 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:10,541 who found someone who understood our path, 53 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,541 even rarer if they accepted it. 54 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,625 I hope they will rest in peace, 55 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:18,791 but at least they will rest together. 56 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,500 Get your hands off me! 57 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:27,958 Olga, please, calm down. 58 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,791 You wouldn't even let me see him. 59 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:33,458 Josef is finally standing still, 60 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,708 and I still can't see him! 61 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:37,875 I'd better... 62 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:38,958 Yeah. 63 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,708 You okay? 64 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,791 Me? I... I dunno. 65 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,250 It just doesn't seem real. 66 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,351 That could have been my mom, 67 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:48,333 putting my dad in one of those holes, 68 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,625 or me. 69 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:51,226 If this could happen to the Guardians of the Globe, 70 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,490 it means that none of us are... 71 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,708 This is a private ceremony, Darkblood. 72 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,708 Never get invited. 73 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,500 Show up anyway. 74 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:18,791 What do you want? 75 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,250 Same as you. 76 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:22,333 Discover clues. Catch killer. 77 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:24,875 Bring to justice. 78 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,291 And buy yourself a few more years out of hell. 79 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,750 Don't pretend you do this because you care. 80 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,916 You just don't want to go home. 81 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,000 Maybe one day, you'll know why. 82 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:39,083 I already told Cecil everything I know. 83 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:41,000 Saw nothing. Heard nothing. 84 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:42,791 Attacked in darkness. 85 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,458 Left for dead. 86 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,625 Are you insinuating something? 87 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,916 Didn't mean to offend. 88 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:54,291 Nuance of human conversation difficult for me. 89 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,416 If you remember something... 90 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:58,625 I'll call you. 91 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,625 Josef... 92 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,875 Let's get you in a car, Olga. 93 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:04,166 Robot! 94 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:05,916 You know, for a bunch of computer code, 95 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,666 you run a mean superhero team. 96 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,791 You really saved our bacon with those Flaxans. 97 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:11,791 Thank you, Cecil. 98 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,541 That means a lot coming from you. 99 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,416 I know you've always been independent, 100 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,666 but I want you to come work for the GDA, 101 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,750 and build me a new Guardians of the Globe. 102 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,250 Now, you'll pick the team, 103 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:22,541 you'll be in charge. 104 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:27,208 The only person that you will answer to is me. 105 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,416 Forgive me, 106 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,059 but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice? 107 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,083 Sure. 108 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,708 Except it's never gonna happen. 109 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,708 I've tried for a decade 110 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,166 to make him an official Guardian. 111 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,333 He helps out, yeah, 112 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,916 but he's never taken orders, 113 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,041 not from me, anyway. 114 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,875 Then I don't know what to say... 115 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,083 Easy. 116 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,083 Say you'll do it. 117 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:54,166 I'm feeling pizza. 118 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,333 I can be to Naples and back 119 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,416 before the cheese stops bubbling. 120 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,375 Honey, 121 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,958 let the delivery guy do it tonight. 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,791 Sure. 123 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,708 I've battled alien tyrants, 124 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,708 defeated nightmares from the deep, 125 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,250 gone toe to toe... 126 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:13,625 You will have moments of doubt... 127 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:14,916 We are left to wonder... 128 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,250 - Mark... - Who will save us now? 129 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:18,351 Why don't you call William? 130 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:19,458 And do what? 131 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,041 Hang out? Go buy comic books? 132 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:21,916 After this? 133 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:22,750 Hey... 134 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:23,875 Watch the tone. 135 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:24,791 It's okay. 136 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:25,916 It's not. 137 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,708 This is new, I get it, 138 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,250 but you need to keep that separate. 139 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,500 What happens out there, the mistakes, 140 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:32,666 even the victories, 141 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,875 you can't bring it home. 142 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,375 Okay? 143 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:39,833 Can I go to my room? 144 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:43,166 Sure. 145 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,166 Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow, okay? 146 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,416 Just you and me. 147 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,500 What? 148 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:52,916 We just came from your friends' funeral. 149 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:53,791 Co-workers. 150 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,708 And you're talking about pizza, 151 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,708 and telling Mark not to feel anything? 152 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,750 This is the life. 153 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:00,166 Mark has to learn that. 154 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,500 What if Mark and I were burying you today? 155 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:04,875 I'm not so easy to kill. 156 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:07,083 Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga. 157 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,000 Hey, he could run fast, okay? 158 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,625 It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers. 159 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,041 I'm sorry. 160 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,833 I didn't mean that, 161 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,750 but Mark and I can do more good out there 162 00:07:19,791 --> 00:07:22,416 than sulking in here. 163 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,083 Just remember 164 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,333 that Mark's a 17-year-old boy. 165 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:30,416 They break more easily than you think, 166 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,416 and I don't want a broken family... 167 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:06,875 Hello? 168 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:11,125 Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark. 169 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:12,333 Grays-Grayson. 170 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:13,791 Mark Grayson. 171 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,583 Who? 172 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:18,375 Mark? 173 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,000 From school? 174 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:22,875 I know. 175 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,875 I'm just messing with you. 176 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:26,791 Oh, god, you thought I was serious. 177 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:28,583 Oh, no, no, I... 178 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,666 I got it. 179 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,541 I was wondering if you were going to call. 180 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,666 Don't you mean "when"? 181 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:37,625 Nah, I can think up a few reasons for "if". 182 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:38,833 I came on too strong. 183 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,125 You've got a girlfriend. 184 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,476 You're lame, and you don't like chicks 185 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,351 who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you... 186 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:45,166 Uh... 187 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,750 You're terrified of me, aren't you? 188 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:48,750 No! 189 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:50,666 I think you're amazing. 190 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,142 That's why I'm calling to tell you that. 191 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,000 I mean... 192 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:54,750 that's not why I'm calling. 193 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,208 Not that that's not true. 194 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,791 Ah... 195 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:58,708 Sorry. 196 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,041 It's been a weird day. 197 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,833 Sounds like it. 198 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,208 You wanna start again? 199 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,125 Hey, handsome Mark Grayson? 200 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,166 What's going on? 201 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,791 I was thinking, finals are coming up, 202 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,958 and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class. 203 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,583 Maybe we can go over everything together? 204 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,000 A study date? 205 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:19,833 Well played. 206 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:21,333 Safe and responsible. 207 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,375 No pressure, 208 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:23,476 but with potential for things to move 209 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,666 to the next level. 210 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,375 Smooth. 211 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:27,708 Uh... 212 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,125 Works for me. 213 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,416 When and where? 214 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,708 Anyone home? 215 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,541 Eve? 216 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,541 I thought you were at the funeral. 217 00:09:58,583 --> 00:09:59,875 I was. 218 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:00,833 I'd say you should've been there, 219 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,333 but it was pretty bleak. 220 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,208 Red Rush's girlfriend had a meltdown, and... 221 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,416 You okay? 222 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,500 Hiccups. 223 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:10,750 Hmm. 224 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:11,958 Anything happening? 225 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,291 Is Rex around? 226 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,500 Rex? 227 00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:16,250 Eve, hang on a sec... 228 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,250 You piece of shit! 229 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:22,458 Babe, wait! Hang on! 230 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,851 I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral! 231 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,041 - Just-just wait a second! - Don't even... 232 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,708 Oh, god! 233 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,500 Are you kidding me, Kate? 234 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,416 I-I can't believe this. 235 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,250 Eve... 236 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,208 Oh, I am such an idiot. 237 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,250 Rex said you're dating Invincible now. 238 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:38,750 Said that you guys talked about it. 239 00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:39,833 What? 240 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,958 Oh, don't give me that. 241 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,791 It's true. 242 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:43,958 What did you expect, huh? 243 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,291 It's not true, 244 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:50,250 and whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong, 245 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:53,250 about both of you. 246 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,666 Hold on! 247 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:55,500 This? 248 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,500 This doesn't mean shit! 249 00:10:57,541 --> 00:11:00,083 They're not even the real Kate! 250 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,500 We're all the real Kate. 251 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:03,875 Okay, I... 252 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:05,083 I didn't... 253 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,291 That's technically not what I... 254 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,166 But you know what I mean, right? 255 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,625 Is that Demi-God? 256 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:16,125 Oh, Shrapnel! 257 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,583 And Burly, Pangea, Bug-Eye... 258 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,625 It's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career 259 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:24,916 to be selected for the New Guardians of the Globe, 260 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:28,125 which makes me wonder again why you won't try out. 261 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,041 I know. 262 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,458 I talked it over with my dad. 263 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,083 He wants to train me himself. 264 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,458 Plus, my mom would kill me if I miss any more school. 265 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,125 Then why are you here? 266 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,083 Are you kidding? 267 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,791 Like I'd miss this? 268 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:39,791 Oh, my god, there's Fight Force. 269 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,666 Why'd they even come here? 270 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,666 Despite your name, 271 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,166 I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible. 272 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,250 I'll still be around, helping. 273 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,916 When does this all get started? 274 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,791 Thank you all for coming here today. 275 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:53,791 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪ 276 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,791 The Guardians of the Globe 277 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,791 were more than a group of heroes. 278 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,083 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪ 279 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,041 - They were icons. - ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 280 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,958 Those of you who pass our trials 281 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,017 will be among the elite... 282 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,000 ♪ Get ready y'all ♪ 283 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,767 ♪ Get ready ♪ 284 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,708 ...The best of the best. 285 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,208 ♪ We giving a show ♪ 286 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,000 ♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪ 287 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,708 ♪ Space out your mind? ♪ 288 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,000 ♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪ 289 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,416 Needless to say, 290 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,625 not all of you will be up to the challenge. 291 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:26,750 Ouch. 292 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,166 What's up with her? 293 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,500 No idea. 294 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,250 Those of you who are up to the challenge 295 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,500 will succeed 296 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:36,041 not just by the uniqueness of your abilities, 297 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,458 but by the uniqueness of your tactics... 298 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,458 your adaptability... 299 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,541 ...the agility of your minds. 300 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,017 ♪ This be the green light, go Tires burn the pavement ♪ 301 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,333 ♪ People wanna know where Mase, Pos' and Dave went ♪ 302 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,708 ♪ Still here Still in ya ear ♪ 303 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,791 ♪ With a style so hot ♪ 304 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,541 ♪ You'll see where all the sun rays went ♪ 305 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,458 ♪ Legs, arms, and head all being moved in a frenzy ♪ 306 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,041 ♪ The blends we all the right cred' ♪ 307 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,000 ♪ Meaning credentials ♪ 308 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,208 ♪ Best of both worlds ♪ 309 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,142 ♪ When we rocking over pearls in the instrumental ♪ 310 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,541 ♪ Are you ready? Ready! Set? Set! ♪ 311 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,500 ♪ Jump to the rhythm as hard as you can go ♪ 312 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,541 ♪ Keep it steady Steady! ♪ 313 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,541 ♪ Let it rock ♪ 314 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,375 ♪ Turn it up We giving a show ♪ 315 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,125 ♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪ 316 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,375 ♪ Space out your mind? ♪ 317 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,625 Oh, yeah! 318 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,791 ♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪ 319 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,791 ♪ Space out your mind? ♪ 320 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,625 Rah! 321 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,541 ...And perhaps most importantly, 322 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,000 the strength of your character and spirit. 323 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:36,791 That is what truly makes a hero. 324 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,708 It is my pleasure to introduce the new Guardians of the Globe. 325 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,708 Black Samson. 326 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,583 Shrinking Rae. 327 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,458 Dupli-Kate. 328 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,416 Monster Girl. 329 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,458 Aw, look at her, she's adorable! 330 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,125 But isn't there, like, an age requirement 331 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:57,958 for this ride? 332 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,875 Am I wrong? 333 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,291 'Cause this seems weird, right? 334 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,916 Rex... 335 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,416 I dunno, you're here. 336 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,625 Isn't there a dick size requirement? 337 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:08,458 I'm sorry? 338 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,458 For what, your tiny dick? 339 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,500 I mean, the way you've been strutting around here, 340 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:15,833 you must be compensating for something. 341 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,583 Somebody ought to teach you 342 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,125 some mother-fucking... 343 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,083 What the fuck? 344 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,000 Oof! 345 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:33,000 Guess you missed my try-out. 346 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,375 Still think I'm adorable? 347 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,125 You little bitch. 348 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,000 Aw... 349 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,875 Now, that's adorable. 350 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:59,791 I'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid, green face. 351 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,000 Please, stop, this is hardly constructive. 352 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,041 Ha! 353 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,291 Uh... is this okay? 354 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,125 He asked for it. 355 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,916 Okay, enough. 356 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,416 Get lost, boy scout. 357 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,250 I said, enough! 358 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,333 Invincible hit that little girl! 359 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,166 Oh... shit. 360 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,375 Uh, look, I'm so sorry. 361 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,041 Nah, my bad. 362 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,916 The kid thing sets me off every time, 363 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,750 and then it's like, "Rah!" 364 00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:43,000 Beast mode. 365 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,083 Sorry about the dick joke. 366 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,625 I'm sure your junk is awesome. 367 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,125 It's fine. 368 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,458 I'm good. You're good. 369 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,541 You can... punch hard. 370 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:56,791 Didn't need your help, asshole. 371 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,625 Aw, Christ... 372 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,333 As I was saying, 373 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,767 welcome to the Guardians of the Globe, 374 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,750 Monster Girl... 375 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,750 I'm gonna shit blood. 376 00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,500 ...along with Rex Splode, 377 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,583 once he's recovered... 378 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,750 and our final member, 379 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:15,125 Atom Eve. 380 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,166 Thank you all for coming today. 381 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,791 We'll be making a public announcement shortly. 382 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,833 Robot. 383 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,458 No need to thank me. 384 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,500 I obviously needed to remain impartial, 385 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,750 but I'm still delighted 386 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,083 so many members of the Teen Team made the cut. 387 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,250 I can't be on the same team as Rex and Kate. 388 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,541 What? Why? 389 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,541 Hey, wait! 390 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,875 Rex, what did you do? 391 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,125 Thanks for the help, Robot. 392 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,625 Can't wait to be on your team. 393 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,916 Hey... 394 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,375 what's going on? 395 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,750 Rex cheated on me... 396 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:53,750 What? 397 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,125 ...with Dupli-Kate, all three of her. 398 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,708 Whoa. 399 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,916 Whoa... 400 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,416 I walked in on them. 401 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,500 Rex told her you and me were a thing? Ugh. 402 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,666 Huh, what? 403 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,000 That's... crazy. 404 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,976 I didn't want to say it while you were dating the guy, 405 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,833 but what an asshole. 406 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,625 He wasn't always, 407 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,666 but... yeah. 408 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,833 Well, that sucks. 409 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,750 I'm sorry. 410 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,583 Thanks. 411 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:29,250 As soon as the forensic investigation has concluded, 412 00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,500 we'll be moving into the Guardians' headquarters. 413 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,250 Until then, we'll be training here. 414 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,208 Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m., 415 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,583 then close-in combat exercises until lunch. 416 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,833 Where is Kate Prime? 417 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,833 Had a thing. 418 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,166 I can fill her in. 419 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,583 Okay, just to make it clear, 420 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,500 there is no universe 421 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,583 in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m. 422 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,916 and the world isn't on fire. 423 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,666 Come on, Robot. 424 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,458 We don't need this boot camp bullshit. 425 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,625 It's us. 426 00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,875 We're not on the Teen Team any longer, Rex. 427 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:58,958 Exactly. 428 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,517 I'm sure you've had a lot of experience 429 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,833 wrangling teenagers, 430 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,875 but I was with the Guardians from day one. 431 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,583 Wow, thanks, Dad. 432 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,059 Maybe if you didn't lose your powers, 433 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,684 you might've been there to help the Guardians 434 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,375 on their last day. 435 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,625 I don't know you yet, 436 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,625 so I'm going to assume that was a joke, 437 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:14,958 and I don't need to beat your ass 438 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,875 until all you wanna do is call me Dad again. 439 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,541 I don't know you either, 440 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,500 but we need a leader we can look in the eye. 441 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,875 Not a bunch of ones and zeros. 442 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,791 No offense. 443 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,958 That's actually super offensive, 444 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,875 so wait, you think you should be in charge? 445 00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:34,583 I am the most experienced. 446 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,958 Yeah, at losing your powers. 447 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,458 Didn't I crack that joke already? 448 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,125 Why are we even putting up with this guy? 449 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,666 He wears a suit! 450 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,666 It takes batteries. 451 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,458 Let's just get Eve back in here. 452 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,166 I'm new to this whole team thing, 453 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,125 but I thought it involved teamwork. 454 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,916 As did I. 455 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,250 Call me when you figure it out. 456 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,666 I'll be in the gym. 457 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,708 Me too. 458 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,166 I'll go supervise. 459 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,291 No, you won't! 460 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,458 I can do whatever I like. 461 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,250 Good first day, Robot. 462 00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:12,333 I can't do three combat exercises a day. 463 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,125 I'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational. 464 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,416 Whenever I transform, I get younger. 465 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,333 It's part of the curse that gives me my powers. 466 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:25,083 I don't look it, but I'm 24 years old. 467 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,958 I used to go by Monster Woman, 468 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,750 but it got too hard to explain, so... 469 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:32,375 if you don't want to start changing my diapers, 470 00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:35,166 three exercises a day are too much for me. 471 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,416 I didn't... 472 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,666 Of course, my apologies. 473 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,416 It must be difficult. 474 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,375 Try having a normal relationship looking like this. 475 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,500 The guys who are interested 476 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,083 are either going through puberty, 477 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,416 or popping up on sex offender registries. 478 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,000 I understand what it's like 479 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,666 for the world to look at you and see one thing, 480 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,166 never knowing the truth of what's inside. 481 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,416 How can you understand? 482 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,875 You're a robot. 483 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,916 Pathetic. 484 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,208 This has gotta go. 485 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,666 Hide this. 486 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,541 Toss this. 487 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,708 What? Stop. 488 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,750 Hey, being a geek is cool now, okay? 489 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,875 So, maybe Amber likes comics, too. 490 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,041 You thought of that? 491 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,083 Ya dick. 492 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,458 I'm not talking about the comics, 493 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,851 I'm talking about the dirty clothes, 494 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:21,833 the dishes, 495 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,000 the tissues. 496 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,458 Uh... 497 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,166 Better. 498 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,833 Okay, I brought you some homework. 499 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,041 A little Naomi Klein. 500 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,166 A touch of Margaret Atwood. 501 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,500 Some Ta-Nehisi Coates. 502 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:35,333 I haven't read any of those. 503 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,083 But she has, 504 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,166 so get started. 505 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,625 It'll show Amber you're interested in her. 506 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,375 She's also into spicy foods, stand-up comedy, 507 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,916 and fourth-wave feminism. 508 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,416 What? I read her file. 509 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,625 I asked around at school. 510 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,500 It's just a study date, not a first date. 511 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:55,541 Mark, every date should feel like a first date. 512 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,458 Mark! Your friend is here! 513 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,833 Go! Out the back way. 514 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,101 You can thank me later when you call me, 515 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,333 and tell me exactly how it all went. 516 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,291 Hi, Mrs. Grayson. I'm Amber. 517 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,833 Um, William said I should read it 518 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,708 to show you that I'm interested- 519 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,083 interesting- 520 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875 and I will, 521 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:37,541 but this is more me. 522 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,875 An honest man. 523 00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:40,291 I like that. 524 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,541 So... 525 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,208 you're into comics. 526 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,625 Is it that obvious? 527 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,375 What's your favorite? 528 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,208 Oh, man, I can't pick a favorite, 529 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,666 but... 530 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,958 Ooh, this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder, 531 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,500 and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean, 532 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,166 and this one is about a Jack Russell terrier 533 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,291 who's a master of the metaphysical arts. 534 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,541 Seance Dog? 535 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,708 Cool. 536 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,208 You mind if I borrow it? 537 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,208 I mean, just to show you that I'm interested. 538 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,416 Yeah. 539 00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,541 Absolutely. 540 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,000 Okay... 541 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,833 don't know who that is. 542 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,934 Um, I figured we should start with global issues, and then... 543 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:26,458 Sorry. 544 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,916 Must be a robo-call. 545 00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,791 Ha, this should do it. 546 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,083 So Ms. Walker says we should focus on the... 547 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,250 I'm gonna run and use your bathroom 548 00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,250 while you deal with that. 549 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,416 Yeah, uh, down the hall on the left. 550 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,916 Whoa! 551 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,583 Christ almighty. 552 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:53,083 I didn't think she would ever leave. 553 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,000 Hey! 554 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:54,833 Oh, what are you... 555 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,375 How did you know Amber... 556 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,125 Are you spying on me? 557 00:22:58,166 --> 00:22:59,666 You wanna be a super hero, right? 558 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:02,208 Fame, glory, get the pretty gal? 559 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,291 I mean, that's sexist, but okay. 560 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,666 Well, then, the whole concept of personal privacy 561 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,083 or me time? 562 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,375 That's out the window. 563 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:14,375 When the world needs you, you answer your goddamn phone! 564 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,208 Don't worry, she hasn't flushed yet. 565 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,958 I don't even work for you! 566 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,208 And you never will, 567 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,125 not unless you show a little respect, 568 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,958 and decide if you want to be a superhero or not. 569 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,041 Right now? 570 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,375 Yes, Mark, right now. 571 00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:28,708 Okay, yes. 572 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,791 I want to help. 573 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:31,958 What's the problem? 574 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,541 Rogue supervillain. 575 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,458 Public in danger. 576 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,416 Eve's already en route. 577 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:36,958 Here, so we can talk on the go. 578 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,625 Eve's gonna be there? 579 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,666 Oh, did that just sweeten the deal? 580 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,125 What? No. 581 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,208 I mean, um... 582 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,375 Where? 583 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,333 Where is this... at? 584 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,666 Mount Rushmore. 585 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,041 Okay. 586 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,625 What state is that again? 587 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,958 What do they teach you kids in school these days? 588 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,000 Who were you talking to? 589 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:00,291 Oh, um... 590 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,791 Yeah, the thing with the, uh, the phone, it's, um... 591 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,333 It was a friend of my dad's, 592 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,458 and, uh... I forgot I'd promised 593 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:10,416 I'd help him with this thing, um... 594 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,916 Now? 595 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,625 How's it going in here? 596 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,708 I brought snacks. 597 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,083 South Dakota. 598 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,916 We know where Mount Rushmore is, Cecil. 599 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,309 I wouldn't be asking for your help, 600 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,291 but Omni-Man's dealing with a kaiju ten time zones away, 601 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,809 and the new Guardians are a shit show, 602 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,458 so here we are. 603 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,875 Target is Doc Seismic. 604 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,791 He has a Ph.D. in seismology, 605 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,791 so the doc thing, that's legit. 606 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,166 Problem is, he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves. 607 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,500 What's he want? 608 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,875 Even he doesn't seem to know. 609 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,458 Working theory says brain damage 610 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,083 from a side effect of those gloves. 611 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,750 He basically gets a concussion every time he uses them. 612 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,583 So your basic mad scientist deal. 613 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,625 Have fun, kids, 614 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,875 and try to remember, 615 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,958 that's a national treasure down there. 616 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:13,375 You've come to pray at this obscene monument? 617 00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:15,708 They were oppressors! 618 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,875 Racists! 619 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,458 Slave owners! 620 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,083 I give you a new god worthy of worship! 621 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:25,166 Bow before Doc Seismic! 622 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,208 Rah! 623 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,041 Hah! 624 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,916 Run! This way! 625 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,083 Hurry! Hurry! 626 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,000 The great emancipator? 627 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:48,541 He'll emancipate you... 628 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,375 from your lives! 629 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:54,541 Wow, man, 630 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:56,333 I'm still working on my one-liners, 631 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,166 but that one is really bad. 632 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:06,583 Ha ha! 633 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,625 That's how you get ahead in life. 634 00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,458 See, it's not quite there, it's not there. 635 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,625 No argument from me. 636 00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,250 Now die! 637 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:19,250 Ah, thanks. 638 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,541 Anytime. 639 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:21,833 We need to take out his gloves. 640 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,083 Those aren't gloves. 641 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,333 Gloves have fingers. 642 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,541 They're more, uh... 643 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,041 earthquake bracelets? 644 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,458 Ha! You're wearing earthquake bracelets! 645 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,875 H'yah! 646 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:37,833 Y'ah! 647 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,166 Y'ah! 648 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,875 You should be on my side! 649 00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:55,375 We could tear down the old power structure, 650 00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:57,208 build a new order! 651 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:59,750 I mean, look at the costume they've got you in. 652 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,583 Talk about pandering to gender roles. 653 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:04,708 I designed my own costume, 654 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,125 and I thought your doctorate was in seismology? 655 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,958 Undergrad in sociology and women's studies. 656 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,017 I had a minor in African Dance, 657 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:11,500 but enough politics! 658 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,750 H'wah! 659 00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:20,666 Oh... 660 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,250 - Whoa! - Oh! 661 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,875 Mark! 662 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,250 Shit! 663 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,625 Bah! 664 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,958 Oof! Oh... 665 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:35,375 Thank you. 666 00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,500 Don't mention it. 667 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:41,250 Eve! Eve! 668 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,250 Eve! 669 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,750 Invincible! 670 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:51,833 I got you. 671 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,708 He's slipping. 672 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,291 Ah, God dammit. 673 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:57,458 I should have spent more time working on the jet pack! 674 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:03,583 H'ah! 675 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,791 Ugh! 676 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,416 Look out! 677 00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,083 Wow, that guy is toast. 678 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,166 Oh, I see, 679 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,583 so, like, none of these sound good, huh? 680 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,208 Oh, crap, I gotta go! 681 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,458 I-I'll talk to you later, Eve! 682 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,958 Thanks! 683 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,708 You're welcome. 684 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:43,625 Whoa, slow down. What's up? 685 00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:45,833 Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, 686 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,142 but I left Amber waiting in the room so I gotta... 687 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,666 You left a girl in your room 688 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,625 while you flew off to deal with a crisis? 689 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,958 Mm-hmm. 690 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,833 Good. 691 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,625 I mean, not good for her, but good. 692 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,750 That's the tricky part of the job, 693 00:29:57,791 --> 00:30:02,041 balancing what you wanna do, with what you need to do. 694 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,625 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 695 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,125 Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark. 696 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:10,291 You're a Viltrumite. 697 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:16,166 We have... responsibilities that normal humans don't. 698 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,708 Right. 699 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,833 Yeah, thanks. 700 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,916 Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay? 701 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,583 You might wanna change. 702 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,416 Oh, crap. 703 00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:28,208 Dad, you got a little... 704 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,500 here. 705 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,125 I am so sorry. 706 00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:42,083 I've been sitting here for an hour. 707 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,375 I know. 708 00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:45,333 Uh... Oh, that's a good one. 709 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,208 What'd you- what'd you think? 710 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,291 Why did you even agree to hang out 711 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,500 if you weren't gonna hang out? 712 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,333 I do want to hang out. 713 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,916 I just didn't think that... 714 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:57,416 Could've fooled me. 715 00:30:57,458 --> 00:31:00,333 I don't even know why I came. 716 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,583 Okay, then, why did you come? 717 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,166 You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd. 718 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,333 For the record, 719 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,083 Todd kicked your ass. 720 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,166 For the record, 721 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,875 that's absolutely true. 722 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,333 I've had guys throw punches for me before, 723 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,166 but you're the first one who stood there and took 'em. 724 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,333 Twice. 725 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:24,208 I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that. 726 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,500 An idiot? 727 00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:26,625 Maybe. 728 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,208 Maybe not. 729 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,500 So, what now, hmm? 730 00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:31,916 I finished all the review questions 731 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:35,125 while you were off saving the world or whatever. 732 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,541 It's big, sir. 733 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,000 Really big. 734 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:44,750 First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that. 735 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:49,166 Also, it might not be dead. 736 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,125 Huh. 737 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:51,333 Put it on ice. 738 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,434 You never know when something like that 739 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,916 might come in handy. 740 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:55,000 Yes, sir. 741 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,125 Oh, good God! 742 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,708 Calamari for dinner? 743 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,250 Get that off my counter! 744 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,916 Aw, you sure? 745 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:10,250 It's considered a delicacy in some places, 746 00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,375 and an aphrodisiac. 747 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,208 Like you need it. 748 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,541 Did you call Cecil? 749 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,541 About putting some protection on the house. 750 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:19,875 I was kinda busy. 751 00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:20,875 Nolan... 752 00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:22,458 Yeah, I'll take care of it. 753 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,541 Thank you. 754 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:24,958 Hey, don't forget 755 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,541 I just took down a freakin' kaiju 756 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,083 and saved the world. 757 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,125 Your husband's a badass. 758 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:33,291 Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family. 759 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:37,250 I sold a house today that had a double homicide. 760 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,166 I told them lightning never strikes twice. 761 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,666 Are you seriously gonna put that on the grill? 762 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,583 ♪ I've been sleepless at night ♪ 763 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:55,833 ♪ 'Cause I don't know how I feel ♪ 764 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,416 ♪ I've been waiting on you ♪ 765 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:03,750 ♪ Just to say something real ♪ 766 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:10,416 ♪ There's a light on the road and I think you know ♪ 767 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:15,583 ♪ Morning has come and I have to go ♪ 768 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:25,875 ♪ But if we're strong enough to let it in... ♪ 769 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,333 Surprise! 770 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,958 Look, 771 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,958 I screwed up, Eve. 772 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,500 I know I did, I just... 773 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,666 I just, I don't know why I keep doing this. 774 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,000 I don't want to. 775 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:37,416 You know that, right? 776 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:38,916 You know I love you. 777 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,583 I know... 778 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,000 but that wasn't an apology, Rex. 779 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,250 You're right. 780 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,583 I'm sorry. 781 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,333 Look, give me a do-over, 782 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,541 just this one time. 783 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,583 I'll be better. 784 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,000 I-I promise. 785 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:54,000 Good luck with the new team, Rex. 786 00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:59,541 ♪...Strong enough to let it go ♪ 787 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,916 Fuck. 788 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:19,750 Good for you, Mark. 789 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,666 Chow time. 790 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,583 You know the drill. 791 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,875 Ah, Thursday. 792 00:34:57,916 --> 00:34:59,750 Chicken pot pie. 793 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:00,951 Everybody's favorite. 794 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,875 Stay back from the door. 795 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,333 Stay back from the door. 796 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:28,625 Huh? 797 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,250 Shit. 798 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:33,166 Ah! 799 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,833 Ah, sorry, Pete. 800 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:57,708 Hmm... 801 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,833 Damn. 802 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,416 Chicken pot pie night. 803 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,208 Mm... 804 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:16,250 How? 805 00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:17,750 Obvious. 806 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,416 As the original article, 807 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:21,250 my intellect's undiluted 808 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,625 by the cloning process that created you. 809 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,291 Oh, please. 810 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,625 Just open the door. 811 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,666 Say it. 812 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:35,583 You cheap, genetically inferior knock-off... 813 00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:36,750 Say it, 814 00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,541 or stay here forever. 815 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,500 I'm the clone. 816 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:47,125 Yes, you are. 817 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,583 This way. 818 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,125 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 819 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,958 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 820 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,875 ♪ Gangster like you wake up in Dickies ♪ 821 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:01,250 ♪ And load the clippy ♪ 822 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,625 ♪ The reign of our ascension ♪ 823 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,583 ♪ Make statisticians feel sickly ♪ 824 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,541 ♪ Accountants they get snippy ♪ 825 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:06,958 ♪ They never counted so quickly ♪ 826 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,833 ♪ Got 'em up sniffin' yak up off an abacus for a living ♪ 827 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,541 ♪ Crime authors ♪ 828 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,541 ♪ Autobiographically bastards ♪ 829 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:16,125 ♪ Pain passin' put a pain in your brain ♪ 830 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,958 ♪ Style droppin' the drums and stun all goggles ♪ 831 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,333 ♪ Small talkers get launched on... ♪ 832 00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,208 Clear a path. 833 00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:26,958 ♪ Tick tock ♪ 834 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,351 ♪ You got until the hands on the clock stop ♪ 835 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,250 ♪ I'm baggin' a bag then I'm backing out ♪ 836 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,916 ♪ Better back off ♪ 837 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,916 ♪ That's why I'm outta here, baby ♪ 838 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,791 ♪ Before these clowns put me down in the ground, baby ♪ 839 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:41,833 ♪ I'm running reds 'til I'm out of this town, baby ♪ 840 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,666 ♪ You want your money back? Chase me ♪ 841 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,583 We have a benefactor, it seems. 842 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,500 Huh? 843 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:19,375 Multi-phased fusion generator in the 30-megawatt range. 844 00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,958 What now? 845 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,125 I'm surprised you don't see it, 846 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,541 you being the original and all. 847 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,750 I'd say I'll miss you, brother... 848 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,125 but I can always make another one. 849 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,875 So, give me an update. 850 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,125 You get my team ready for the deep end yet? 851 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,291 We still have work to do, 852 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,541 but I feel confident in the progress 853 00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:19,583 we've made today. 854 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,375 My apologies. 855 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:49,375 Didn't mean to scare. 856 00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,041 What are you doing in my house? 857 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:54,125 Seeking... information. 858 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,750 Clues. 859 00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:57,125 Answers. 860 00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,541 Answers to what? 861 00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:01,166 That night, the massacre. 862 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,625 Still not clear to me. 863 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,458 I don't know what you're talking about. 864 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,625 You need to leave now. 865 00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:08,000 Seven dead. 866 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:09,208 One alive. 867 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,041 Your husband. 868 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,458 Was hoping you could make that piece fit. 869 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,291 Well, you'll have to ask him. 870 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,125 Did. 871 00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,875 Answers were... 872 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,375 unsatisfactory. 873 00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:22,875 Why do you care? 874 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,875 Escaped from hell. 875 00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:28,416 Seek justice for others to save own soul. 876 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,291 Husband told you nothing? 877 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,916 Not a whisper to soothe your fears? 878 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,166 No. 879 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,083 He didn't say anything. 880 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,541 Hmm... 881 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,500 You have a lovely home. 882 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:41,166 Debbie? 883 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,333 You all right? 884 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,666 I thought I heard something. 885 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,916 I'm fine. 886 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,125 I was just coming to bed. 57571