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(siren wailing)
(horn honking)

ADAM:
Dr. Sanchez, over here!
Hang in there, sweetheart.

All right, what do we got?

Stab wounds to the left abdomen.
Heart rate's 40. BP's falling.

Okay, we got to get in there
and control the blood loss.

Take her straight up
to the O.R.

Okay.

anywhere near my daughter.

No, no, no,
Anders,

Fallon said Evan Tate did it,
not Adam.

He had nothing
to do with it.
Please,

I'm a surgeon.
I can help, for God's sake.

Like you helped your mother?
No, thank you.

Okay, I'm not sure
what is going on here,

but Kirby is all that
matters right now.

Please let him go, so
he can keep us updated.

FALLON:
Can we get some help here?

Fallon, are you all right?

I tried to stop him.

Dad, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm just worried about you.

Just try to relax.

I can't feel my legs.
You...

Why would Evan just
show up at the theater

and try to kill you?

Oh, I don't know.
I forgot to ask him,

what with the knife
at my throat.

LIAM:
Blake got there just in
time for us to stop him,

then they both took
a bad fall.

FALLON:
What is the latest on Kirby?

Is she gonna be okay?

Well, Adam's with her
in the O.R.

It might take a while.

Hey, You should sit down.
You're upset.

Upset? No.

No. Why would I be upset?

I mean, this is the...
kind of wedding day

every little
girl dreams of,

one that starts
with a twisted ankle

and ends with a
knife at her throat,

and it's what fairy tales
are made of.

Somebody should call Disney.

(clattering)
(gasps)

Hey.

You okay?
Of course.

Okay?
I just don't like clumsy nurses.

Yes, yes,
I'm talking about you.

Look, you've been through
a serious trauma.

Maybe you should see a doctor.
Talk to someone?

No, I'm fine, Liam, I promise.

Blake and Kirby are the ones
I'm worried about,

because this is all my fault.

They both got attacked?

Adam said neither of them
sustained

life-threatening injuries,

but that was all
he could say for now.

Well, I hope they're okay.
Well, Kirby anyway.

Wouldn't shed a tear if Blake
was knocking on death's door.

I suppose he's been hurt
enough,

considering we managed
to take everything he owns.

Certainly the highlight
of my day.

Mm. Mine was becoming the
new owner of Carrington Manor.

(short chuckle)

Well, I just, uh,
came by to get a few things.

I'll send movers
to get the rest.

And I'm meeting
with my lawyer tomorrow

to review the divorce
settlement.

He'll send it to you to sign,

and I-I guess that's it.

You make it sound so final.

It's not that last
you'll see of me, Mr. Colby.

After all, we are partners

in a new diamond mine now,
remember?

How could I forget?

So, uh, where's that contract?

Oh, you know lawyers.
They take forever.

But they're working on it.

And in the meantime,
I am meeting with

a foreman tomorrow so we can
start the excavation.

Thanks, Alexis.

Not just for the investment,

but for keeping things chill
in the divorce.

Mm.

It means a lot.

MAN (over P.A.):
Dr. Coleman, dial 133.

How's she doing?

Oh, no news.
It's interminable.

Well, I'm sure they're doing
the best they can.
(scoffs)

And don't worry,
I went to the loft

and spoke to Shelly Duncan.

She was freaked out, but I
got her out of there unnoticed.

Did you tell her
I'll be in touch?

I did, but she said
don't bother.

She's going back to Montana
and changing her number.

Who is she, anyway?

Is Kirby okay?

Are you gonna have to push
Blake around in a wheelchair

for the rest of his life?

They're both gonna be fine.
(exhales)

Oh, thank God.

Father has severe inflammation
of the spine,

causing temporary paralysis,
but with therapy and time,

he'll walk again.

He's demanding to be discharged.

What about Kirby?

She's in a lot of pain, but no
vital organs were damaged.

You can go see her now
if you want.

Just know that we both
want what's best for Kirby.
Do we?

I meant what I said earlier.

Stay away from my daughter.

Where is Evan Tate?

Is he here?
Because if he is,

and you're looking for someone
to pull the plug,

I will happily volunteer.

He's been treated
for minor injuries

and released into police
custody.

He just wouldn't stop ranting

on and on about how
the Carringtons

need to pay for their sins.

He's consistent,
I'll give him that.

Well, hopefully this whole
nightmare's over.

Oh.

Finally.

You certainly were
at Jeff's a long time.

Were you trying to convince him
to remarry you already?

Oh, Dominique, jealousy
is such an ugly color on you,

and green isn't so hot either.

I was worried.

Jeff isn't exactly
fond off me right now.

If he found out I was
involved in the diamond mine,

he'd shut us down.

Relax, he has no idea.

And we need
to keep it that way until he

finances the dig.
I can't afford it

on my own with what
I'm getting in the divorce.

And what happens
when he finds out

he's only getting a third
of the profits instead of half?

I told my attorney to
take his time with the contract.

We'll be pulling diamonds
out of the ground

long before Jeff
sees any paperwork.

And by then, he'll be
so blinded with bling

he won't care.

You certainly
have it all planned out.

I forgot how deceitful
you can be.

Speaking of plans, I'm having
a small press event tomorrow

to introduce my new diamond
empire to the world.

I do love a good
groundbreaking ceremony.

Your diamond empire?

The last I checked,

I control the mineral rights.

I'll shut this whole thing down

before I allow you
to steal the spotlight.

Mm. Chilled
to perfection.

Thank you.

Is there anything else,
Mrs. Colby?

Yes. Could you get me
some extra olives?

Oh, and then pack your bags.
You're fired.

Be a dove and tell the rest
of Blake's personal staff

that they have met
the same fate.

Night-night.

Well, I see it
hasn't taken long

for the wicked queen to
settle into her castle.

Wicked? Need I remind you
I was the original queen here?

That is, until Blake banished me
from the kingdom.

Oh, speaking of Blake,
he suffered

a horrific attack earlier.

I spoke with Adam,
and he told me...

I meant your attack, mother.

Stealing his home, his company

and all of his money
on my wedding day.

Yes, well, while the timing
is not ideal,

I am not sorry
for kicking him out.

Fallon, please. I'm sorry
if I ruined your wedding.

What can I do to
make it up to you?
Hmm.

I am so glad you asked.

Hello, Alexis.

You look as haggard as ever.

What the hell is he doing here?

You want to make it up to me?

Then Blake stays here
while he recovers.

And I'm gonna take care of him.

Why do you have to
take care of him?
Because

I am the reason
he got hurt.

I'm the one who
brought Evan

into our lives.
It's only right that

I'm the one who nurses
him back to health.

And that happens here.

How long will that be, exactly?

As long as it takes.

I am not going anywhere

until things are back to normal.

Yes, I will work 24/7
doing whatever I have to do

to get Blake better.
That's right, world.

Fallon Nightingale
has arrived.
Mm.

Uh,

where do we keep
the aspirin?

♪ ♪

Good morning!
(rooster crows in distance)

Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Don't get up. I'll help you.

Good morning, sweetheart.
I have your coffee.

And breakfast
will be ready soon.

Here we go. (chuckles)
Okay...

This is very sweet of you,
but don't you think that

we should hire an actual nurse?

It's the least I could do
after you saved my life.

I also ruined your wedding day
fighting with Alexis.

I'm... I'm so sorry.

I don't blame you.
I blame her.

I didn't realize that
she had conned you

out of everything you own.

Has anyone heard from Cristal?

Isn't she your wife?

Well, technically, but she's
not answering my calls.

We had a big fight
before the wedding,

and she stormed out.

Let me guess, you decided to

go for a second spin
on my mother-in-law?

That's in the past,

And so is Cristal's fling
with that priest.

It doesn't matter what we were
fighting about, I love her.

And I may have lost
everything else,

But I know that my marriage
can still work.

Does she know that?

She will.
I just need to see her.

I'm gonna admit all my mistakes,
I'm gonna promise no more lies.

It's gonna be the new me:
Blake 2.0.

I'm pretty sure
you're up to 4.0

Would you go to La Mirage
and talk to her for me?

Get her to come here.

That's gonna be a hard pass.

I'm not getting
in the middle of your marriage,

but I'm sure Cristal
will come to her senses

and call soon enough.
Okay?

Leaving so soon?

I was hoping the night
wouldn't have to end.

Uh, I, uh...

should probably get to work.

Is everything okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Being with you like this again--
it feels great.

It's just breaking my oath
to God, that's...

not so great.

I've put you in an
uncomfortable position.

I'm sorry.

No, you don't have to be sorry.

I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.

So if you feel the same way,
I mean, if this is real,

then I'll just leave the church.

Of course I feel the same way.

Look, I am not trying
to pressure you.
You're not.

I'll talk to him soon.
I promise.

I just need to find
the right time.

Wow. Hey.

Hi.

Look at you,
wearing an apron.

(laughs)

Fun. Say, uh,
where's the staff?
Oh.

My egomaniacal mother
went on a firing spree

so she can bring in
her own beaten-down robots.

And when will those
robots be arriving?

I mean, you look like
you've got things covered,

but never hurts to
have some help, right?

(laughs)
Please, Liam.

I think I'm capable
of making a simple breakfast.

Yes, I-I... I see that, but
it's a lot more than that.

I mean, caring for a bedridden
person is a big job, Fallon.

So are you saying
I can't do it?

No, of course not.
Just feels like

bringing in a nurse to
help Blake can't hurt.

Plus, that way, you and I can
go get some lunch or something.

It's feeling a little
claustrophobic around here.

You can't feel claustrophobic
in a house with 17 bathrooms.

Ow!
And I can't leave.

I am not letting
a perfect stranger

tend to Blake when I should be
doing it myself.

Yeah, but Fallon...
Don't worry.

I've got everything
under control.

♪ Now, watch us work it ♪

He's not in the mood
for strawberries.

♪ Work it out,
watch us work it... ♪

The coffee was too weak.

♪ Watch us work it ♪
♪ Work it ♪

♪ Work it out,
now watch us work it... ♪

(whimpers)

♪ Watch us work it... ♪

Do you know
what a juice press looks like?

♪ Watch us work it,
work it inside out ♪

♪ Baby, we can work it out,
let's put it back together ♪

Okay. Oh.
♪ Maybe we can work it out ♪

♪ Let's put it
back together... ♪

You look like
you need a break.

Ah.
How about lunch?

Oh, that sounds great.

Can you just whip me up
something simple,

like a spinach and red pepper
frittata with truffle cheese?

No, I mean, let's go out.

Blake will survive for an hour.

Well, you don't know that.

I mean, he's improving
by the minute with me here,

so, you know, why chance it?

Okay, but you do remember

that we're leaving for our
honeymoon tomorrow, right?

Right. That.
You know, it's just that

it's kind of
touch and go with him...
Okay, but you just said

he was improving.
Okay, well,
I'm not a doctor, Liam.

Come on.
You see? Kirby needs me, too.

Fallon, I'm sure
between Adam And Anders,

they can take care
of her a little bit.

Liam, just like Blake, she could
have died because of me.

Okay? And Anders,
would you please move?

Okay? You're doing it wrong.
Doing what wrong?

Exactly.

Here we go.

I suppose if the back lawn
is the best entry point

for the mine, I'll
have my ceremony there.

Midafternoon should be nice.

My eyes really pop
with an overhead sun.

Alexis.

Oh, excuse me just a moment.
Jeff.

I'm afraid you're a day early
for the groundbreaking ceremony.

Yeah, about that.
I just spoke to my lawyer.

He said your lawyer told
him the diamond profits

will be split three ways?

What gives?
Yes. Well...

that is because
my cousin, Bob--

he gets a third.

He was left half
of the mineral rights with me.

Your cousin?
Yes, he lives
a few hours from here.

Haven't seen him in years,

but his attorney said
that he doesn't have the time

or the capital to invest,

so he generously
agreed to just 33%.

You didn't think that's
something I should know about?

I didn't want to bother you
with the details.

I know how busy you are.

Still, I need to meet this guy,

so, let's all do
dinner tonight.

No. His attorney said
that Bob actually prefers

to be a silent partner.

Mm, that's great, but I
won't go into business

with someone I don't know.

What if this guy tries to
screw us over down the road?

He wouldn't do that.
He's family.

When money's involved,
family means nothing.

I want to make sure
we're protected.

Set it up, okay?

ANDERS:
I thought

I made myself clear earlier.
I was just making sure

that Kirby's comfortable.

I can do that.
You're not needed here.

Adam, it's okay.

Go to work.

I want to talk to my dad

alone, anyway.

He is dangerous, Kirby.
I'm gonna prove it to you.

I don't need your proof.

If this is about
Adam's adoptive mom,

he told me what happened,

and I'm not worried.
Really?

Did he mention
that he was responsible

for his mother's death?

He was hurt, and maybe
he had good reason to be.

But he's not proud
of what he did,

and if he could go back
and change it, he would.

That's rather convenient,
don't you think?

Look, sometimes
good people do bad things.

You're a shining
example of that.
I beg your pardon?

You chose the Carringtons
over your own daughter.

You sent me back

to Australia when I was ten

to live with
a heroin-addicted mother.

You know that
that was not my decision.

What I know is that
Adam saved my life

24 hours ago.

He loves me.

And so do I.

Which is why
I'm trying to protect you.

I don't need your protection.

And if you don't drop
this crusade against Adam,

you can consider me out
of your life for good.

Hey. Brought you some smiley
face stickers and some licorice.

Turns out there aren't
any cards that say,

"Get well soon and sorry
you lost everything you own."

(laughs)
Yes, well, I can see

why a person wouldn't want
to be reminded of that.

Right. Sorry.

Look, you've been very
generous to me in the past.

You could have kicked me
to the curb more than once,

but you didn't.
My point is,

you were there for me
when I needed help,

and now I want
to be there for you.

Well, do you have
a couple extra billion

laying around
you want to part with?

(laughs)
Not quite.

But whenever you need it,

there's a suite waiting
for you at La Mirage.

Comped.

That's very kind of you, and I
might take you up on that offer.

You know, right now,
I have another favor to ask you.

I need to see Cristal.

Would you talk to her,
get her to come visit me?

Well, you know Cristal.

She doesn't do anything
she doesn't want to do.

Please?
She's all I have left.

And you're my best shot.

Well, I do have a way
with words.

Okay, fine,

but I can't make
any promises.
Yeah.

Would you like a piece of your,
um, favorite black licorice?

God, yes.
As a thank-you?

I'm keeping these.

How many years has this land
been in the Morell family?

In the early 1900s,
our grandfather...

No, wait. Our great grandfather
bought the land with the intent

to expand his corn farm.

Rice farm.

What happened to the corn?

There never was any corn.

Alexis, you can't cram 100 years

of Morell hick history
into an hour.

Why on earth would
you tell Jeff

this ridiculous story?

He's not stupid.

He wasn't supposed to know
about the third partner yet.

I panicked, okay?

You'd think a lifetime of lying

would have prepared you better.

I guess I'm not the natural
that you are.

(gasps)
Look, Dave is a trained actor.

We simply have to convince Jeff
that he's an honest guy.

You should call me Bob.
It'll help me stay in character.

See? Training.

And what happens when
Jeff looks him up?

There are 42 R. Morells
in the state of Georgia.

He is not gonna take the time
to track them all down.

Don't underestimate my son!

He's suspicious by nature.

Clarification:
he is suspicious of you,

with good reason.

But I have done nothing

but give him the best year
of his life.

He's going to believe
this man is my cousin.

I was thinking
nephew might play better?

If hydrated skin
and tightened pores

don't make you feel better,
then nothing will.

It's a vacation for your face.

Speaking of vacation,

aren't you going on
your honeymoon tomorrow?

Don't worry.
I'm not going anywhere

until you and Blake are back

to your old flawed
yet familiar selves.

Just enjoy the mask.
Well, I appreciate this, Fallon,

but all this clingy-friendship
stuff isn't necessary.

I'm fine,

and if I need medical help,

I'll just call Adam.
He is a doctor.

Adam?
I wouldn't trust Dr. Jekyll

to change the Band-Aid
on a papercut.

No offense.
I know he's your boyfriend.

And I want to be here
for you, Kirby. I need to.

(phone chimes, rings)
Oh, that's Blake.

Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.

What's going on?

The pain is getting worse,
and now I've got chills.

Are you sure you
gave me the right meds?
Of course.

I gave you one pill
at 2:00 p.m.

Or was it supposed
to be two pills at 1:00 p.m.?

Well, maybe just take another,
you know, to be safe?

Never mind. Just get me
my wheelchair. Maybe if I sit

by the fireplace,
I'll feel better.
Okay.

Hmm.

Yeah. Now the caps come off
easily.

Childproof my ass.
I need my reading glasses.

Uh...
And some hot tea
would be nice.

Okay, so, uh,
you want your Wheelchair,

reading glasses and a hot tea.
I got it.
(phone buzzes)

Oh, okay. I just need
to check on Kirby. Okay?

Be right back.
(sighs)

Can you get me some
of that mocha chip

ice cream that's in the freezer?

No problem.

I love a milkshake.
One milkshake coming up.

And my skin's feeling
a little warm.

Maybe it's time
to take this off?

Warm? Oh.
Yeah, tingling.

Ow! Ow! What are you doing?

Are you trying to
peel off my face?

No. No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe I just didn't

read the directions carefully
enough, you know, or at all.

Do we still have the box?

(loud thud)
Don't move.

FALLON:
Oh, my God,
what happened?

I need my wheelchair.
That's what happened.

Okay, well, here,
let me help you.

Okay. Oh. Oh.

For the love of God,
I'll do it myself!

Okay.
Legs?

(groans, sighs)

Fallon, I appreciate you trying,

but I think it's time
for a real nurse.

What do you mean?
I mean, if you don't
stop taking care of me,

I'm gonna end up back
in the hospital. You're fired.

Oh, my God,
what the hell happened to her?

Look what you did to my face.

I look like an overripe tomato!

Let me guess-- I'm fired?

Yes.

But I still
want my milkshake first.

Wow. Look at those two.

You know, are they nurses
or yoga sluts, am I right?

I doubt we'll hear
Blake complain.

Oh. Taking care of Blake

and Kirby was the only way
to absolve myself of guilt.

I mean, what am I supposed
to do now?

Go to confession?
I'm not even Catholic,

and I don't have that kind
of time anyway.

You have nothing
to feel guilty about.

Now we can get some
well-deserved R & R

in a little place
called Bora Bora.

I just don't know.

(chuckles) Okay,
what am I missing here?

You can stay and be miserable,

or you can come with me

and get sand in places
you didn't think possible.

Fallon, you need to
get out of this house.

(sighs)

Well,

I have been looking
for an excuse

to update my
South Pacific beachwear.

I guess I could run out tonight

and pick up a couple things.

That's my girl.

Wife.

Woman.
Mm.

(stammers)
I'll leave?

Mm-hmm.
Okay.

(indistinct chatter)

Cristal, where have you been?

You missed all the drama
at the wedding.

And I'm not talking
nighttime soap.

This was total daytime insanity.

I talked to Fallon.

I heard about Blake.

I'm glad he's
gonna be okay.

Well, physically, probably,

but, mentally,
he's still on shaky ground.

Actually, a visit
from you would mean a lot.

I... I don't think
it's a good idea, Sam.

Look, I know you guys have
been having some marital issues.

(chuckles) I think
we're way past marital issues

at this point.

I'm thinking of leaving him.

For Caleb.

But I-I can't tell Blake
until he's recovered.

Wow.
(exhales)

Okay. So things went from zero
to Fleabag pretty quickly

with this guy.

Well, you should know
that I offered Blake a room here

at La Mirage.
What?

Yeah. So if you're
really going through with this,

you need to tell Blake
the truth.

(indistinct chatter)

(chuckling)

Oh, Bob, I had forgotten what a
wicked sense of humor you have.

Well, it runs
in the Morell family, I guess.

So, Alexis tells me that you are
a former owner of the Atlantix.

You ran a great organization.

I've been a season ticket holder
ever since the beginning.

That's great. But I'd love
to hear more about you.

(chuckles)
What was it like

growing up with Alexis?

(chuckles)

You two must have
some fun stories.

Well...
Uh, well, I wouldn't say

that we grew up together.

Yeah.
My family moved around a lot.

Uh, moved around for a job.

His father was a hardworking

and honest man.
Mm.

Attributes that have
definitely rubbed off on Bob.

(chuckles)
Well, I've always felt

that honesty is the best policy.

Bob, it's your lucky day.

I'm gonna buy you out of your
share of the mineral rights.

ALEXIS:
What? (stammers)

But, Jeff, we don't even know
how much the land is worth.

It wouldn't be right
to make an offer.

Mm. I think the zeroes on
this check are more than fair.

Plus,

you said he wanted
to be a silent partner. Right?

(chuckles)

(chuckles)
JEFF:
You seem like a good guy.

And you're family. So...

I want to do you
this solid.

Hmm.

Got to say,

I'm a little offended.

My uncle left me
those mineral rights

to keep them
in the Morell family

and away from
the Carrington greed.

I only showed up tonight to see
if you were on the level.

See, I've had
a lot of family members

take advantage of me
in the past,

looking for payouts.

I'm not gonna
let that happen here.

Your offer is declined.

JEFF:
Well, believe me,

I certainly know a thing or two

about family
looking for payouts.

Apologies if I offended you.

Uh, it's a little late
for communion, isn't it?

We're celebrating.

I'm telling Blake tomorrow
that I'm leaving him.

Are you sure about this?

Yes.

No more stalling,
no more excuses.

It's time you and I
took a step forward.

♪ ♪

(humming softly)

(creaking)

Hello?

(creaking)

(whimpering)

(music playing faintly)

(exhales)
Culhane!

What are
you doing?

You can't just be creeping up
on people like that!

I didn't know
entering through the front door

was considered creeping up.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.
Why wouldn't I be?

You're holding a candlestick.

Because...

I'm getting the silver cleaned.

And I'm late.

Okay then.

I was just here
to visit Kirby anyway.

'Kay.

Okay.

(door creaking)

(creatures chittering)

(creature snarling)
No.

ANDERS:
I know that you're responsible
for your mother's death.

I spoke to her nurse. Shelly?
Shelly?

Yeah, she's confused,
and so are you if you think

these threats mean
anything to me.

She left me written testimony,
explaining how you offered

to pay her in exchange
for her silence on the matter.

Classic he said/she said.

It's not exactly proof, is it?

Still, must stir up
your emotions.

I think we're done here.

So how did you do it?
Did you sneak up behind her,

like you did with Alexis
when you shoved her in the fire?

We're not talking
about Alexis, are we?

And I didn't sneak up on anyone.

Oh, my mistake.

Perhaps you'd been plotting
to kill her for years.

No.
No, that's not true.

Isn't it?

She must have caused you a lot
of pain to push you that far.

The woman raised you.
That's enough.

Did you enjoy
watching her suffer?

I made sure she slipped away
in her sleep,

which is more than she deserved
after lying to me my whole life.

Thank you.

A recorded confession

is always helpful
in these situations.

That'll never be
admissible in court.

Perhaps not.

But it should be enough
to reopen the investigation.

Kirby may not care
about your past, but I do.

I'm sure the police
will as well.

Enjoy your sandwich.

(laughs softly)

JEFF:
Well, I see Kirby

has no shortage of visitors.

How's she doing?

Eh, pretty good, considering
what she's been through.

Uh, she'll be happy to see you.

By the way,
I looked into

that season ticket holder
you asked about, Bob Morell?

Yeah, let me guess, the guy
hasn't paid for his tickets,

probably all sorts
of credit issues?

I wouldn't know.
We don't have

any season ticket holders
by that name.

Bob or Robert Morell.
Wait, what?

Ever?

Are you sure?
I double-checked.

Are you sure
you got the right guy?

No.

I'm not sure
about anything anymore.

Oh, you're still here.

I'm just getting measurements
for my decorator.

Making sure there's room
for your snake pit?

Oh, still witty,
even in a wheelchair.

Perhaps you can wheel
yourself out of here

sooner rather than later?

Not to worry, I'll be moving
into La Mirage soon enough.

What a wonderful idea.

Maybe you can get
adjoining suites

with Cristal
and her new boyfriend.

You know,
I got to hand it to you,

your lies
are always entertaining.

You know, usually they are,

but this truth
is just way more delicious.

I saw Cristal and the priest,

and they were looking
rather... unholy.

What are you talking about?

Surely you knew
she was still seeing him?

Oh, another marriage
in shambles.

I guess

third time wasn't
the charm after all.

I have a little surprise that
I think you're going to like.

Is it chocolate chip cookies
for the flight?

'Cause the jet's waiting,
so I'm not sure

what's going on here.

Step.
Step. Whoa.

What's going on is that
we don't need the jet,

because we have already
arrived at our destination.

Welcome to our
backyard honeymoon.

♪ ♪

Surprise.

Fallon, what did you do?

I think you mean,
what didn't I do?

Tiki bar? Check.
Polynesian cuisine?

Check. And that is
actual beach sand

flown in from Bora Bora.

It's gonna feel like
we're actually there.

But you realize we actually
could be there, right?

We just have
to get on the plane.

Why did you go
to all this trouble?

Well, I was thinking and,
you know, vacationing in public

after my father and best friend
were injured at our wedding?

The optics
aren't great.

I mean, we'd get
hammered in the press.

So, that's it? Optics?

Are you sure there's
nothing else going on with you?

Not unless you mean scuba
lessons in the pool in an hour.

Oh...

Let's get
this honeymoon started.

Come on!

Anders.

A moment, please?

I've been tortured
by this decision for minutes,

and though you will always hold
a special place in my heart...

I wasn't aware
you had one.

Dry wit aside, I think
it's best you vacate the Manor.

After all, your loyalty
lies with Blake.

I take your point, but I have
no intention of going anywhere.

Does anybody understand
what "homeowner" means?

I'm not leaving Kirby
while she recovers.

And I'm certainly
not leaving her alone

with your deranged son.

Uh...
(clears throat)

Will you excuse us, please?
Thank you.

Aren't you getting a little
tired of this witch hunt?

Even the Lord rested
on the seventh day.

I know you were pushed
into the fire by Adam.

What I don't
know is why

you would forgive him.

Because he's my son.

Having him in my life is more
important to me than anything.

The man tried to kill you.

Yes, well, he can get
a little rambunctious.

Adam was hurt by past
mistakes that I made.

But we both have
moved beyond our hurt

so we can remain in
each other's lives.

At the end of the day, keeping
our children in our lives

is all that matters.

Here.
Fallon, it's not that
I don't appreciate

the effort
that you put into this,

it's just, uh, I don't know,
it's just not quite the same.

That just requires a
fair amount of tequila

and a little
imagination.

And close your eyes.

Close your eyes.
Okay.

You feel that warm
island breeze?

It's nice, right?

Not bad.

It's starting to feel more
like a honeymoon now.

Oh, you see?
Of course it is.

It's just me and you alone

on the beach.
(reporters clamoring)

What the hell?

(clamoring continues)

Well, so much
for alone on the beach.

No, no, no, just consider
them island natives, okay?

They'll be gone
soon enough.

It's kind of hard
to ignore the noise.
No.

It's not. We just need some
tropical music, that's all.

Tropical music?

Oh, wow.

Aw.
ALEXIS: Thank you

for being here.

It is only through hard work
and dedication

that I stand here today.

I had a vision,
a vision

that combined
luxury and elegance

and a whole lot of bling.

So...

...without further ado,
today we break ground

on the Alexis Carrington
Diamond Company.

(reporters clamoring)

JEFF:
Show's over, people.

Jeff!

I'm glad you made it...

Yeah, save it, all right?
This guy isn't your cousin.

Of course he is.

When I found out
that there's no

season ticket holder
at the Atlantix

named Bob Morell,
I did some research.

A little something
I pulled

from the La Mirage
security camera, ran it

through my facial ID
and discovered his name

is Dave Powell,
some local, out-of-work actor.

Excuse me, I have
a pizza commercial

running throughout
the southeast.

Who's the third partner, Alexis?

You can tell me now or I'll
figure it out for myself.

Wait! Wait! Excuse me!

Excuse me. It's me!
I'm the third partner!

I own the mineral rights.

What?

I wanted to tell you the truth,
but she forced me to lie.

(reporters clamoring)

Nothing better
than a poolside massage.

Am I right?

Yeah, except for a poolside
massage with some privacy.

Which we, oh,
clearly don't have.

Oh, don't be silly,
nobody's looking over here.

We're basically alone.

SAM:
Hey.

No one told me there was
a party going on down here.

Mmm.

Are you gonna drink this?
No, please don't...

Thank you, bye.

How could you do this me?

ALEXIS:
Jeff, please,

calm down.
Yes, it's true,

Dominique holds
the mineral rights.

But you are
still gonna get

a healthy share of the profits.

I don't care
about the damn money.

I can't trust you anymore.

And I don't
do business

with people I can't trust.

Wait.
It's over.

I'm pulling my money out of this

little circus show
and shutting it down.

You can all go home!

No! No, no, no, no, no.
We don't want to go home!

Of course I'm not
gonna backstab...
You got my back?

Of course I have...
This is how you got my back?

(indistinct shouting)

Off the lawn and go home.

Okay, yeah, yeah,
I think we're done here.

No, no, no, no, no!
We can't leave paradise.

We have to stay.
Look, if you're hungry,

we'll eat here!
I ordered a pig on a spit!

Fallon, come on!
Please don't leave, okay?

I promise you,
it's all gonna blow over.

I'm done with this, Fallon!

Look, I don't know what's going
on with you, but when you're

ready to talk about it,
just let me know.

Liam.

You can start packing
whatever cardboard box

you showed up here with.
How dare you turn on me

out there?
All part of my plan.

Jeff had already
given up on you.

I thought I might be able
to curry some favor

and get the money we need.

And how did that go, exactly?

Okay, today was a fail.

Surely there's another way
to get the money.

How about a bank loan?
We need millions.

And I'm not willing
to put up the manor

as collateral
after all I did to get it.

There's always another way.

Mrs. Colby,

this just came for you.
Thank you.

Oh, how fitting.

My divorce papers from Jeff.

Wait, what?
You mean

you haven't signed anything yet?

(chuckles)

I hear you were looking for me?
Yeah, I need you to get me

a box of my Cubans
from that shop in town.

The Smokers Hut?

But you only get those
when you lose a big deal.

Well, in a way I have.

I may have lost Cristal.
Oh.

Sounds like you had
a crap-filled day, too.

I'll send someone
out for those cigars.

No, your mother fired my staff.

Please, would you just
do this for me?

No, I, uh... I can't...
I can't leave right now.

Why not?
Because I can't.

Because why?
Because I'm afraid!

Okay? I...

I thought that
I was staying here

because I felt guilty about
what happened to you and Kirby,

but I don't feel guilty at all.

Well, that's more like
the Fallon I know.

This place
is a safe zone for me.

And I'm afraid
to go out into the world.

I mean, I trusted Evan,
and look how wrong I was.

What if I can't trust
my own judgment anymore?

I'll just be out,
alone, in the world

making bad decisions
that could get people stabbed.

Fallon, you can't
trust everyone,

but you do have one person
you can trust.

Someone who's gonna
look out for you.

That's what marriage is about.

You're not alone.

No.

You're right, I'm married, or...

at least I hope I still am.

I have to go.

Oh, and the Blake Carrington

I know would never
give up this easily.

So if you don't
want to be alone,

and you really
want Cristal...

...go fight for her.

(laughing)

Wait, that's a seven.

No, no, that's right.
It was right.
Oh, no, that's a five.

Hey, I'll-I'll be
back in a while.

No, no, please stay.

This concerns you both.

I've thought about it
and I've realized

that I myself have
a few things in my past

that I'm not terribly proud of.

Turns out,

good people can do bad things.

I shouldn't be holding

Adam to a higher standard
than I do myself.

Therefore, I won't
be going to the police

with the information I gathered
and I'll delete the recording.

I'm glad to hear that.

I can see how much
you care for my daughter.

And, Kirby,

given time, I hope that you'll
realize how much I care for you,

as well.

This is a great start.

CRISTAL:
Blake?

Is this a bad time?

No, your timing's perfect.

Will you excuse us?

You look good.

I hope you're feeling better.

I am... now.

I missed you so much.

In fact...

I was hoping
we could work things out.

Blake, that's why I'm here.

I wanted to talk to you...

I know that I've put CA ahead
of you far too many times,

and I was wrong.

You are the top priority

in my life,
as you always should've been.

Blake, I really need to...

Oh! Ow! Sorry.

It's just...
Oh, these ice packs.

Just so uncomfortable.

Well, that's because
they're in the wrong place.

Your inflammation will
never go down at this rate.

Here.

And what were those silly
stretches your PT had you doing?

She's doing a terrible job.

Forgot what
a great therapist you are.

Hey, maybe you could
leave me some exercises

to try.
(stammers)

I-I guess I could
write up a list.

I mean, you know, it's not
as good as the real thing,

but anything
to speed along my recovery.

Or, I suppose,

I could take over
as your therapist.

Oh, honey, that-that's
very generous of you,

but I don't deserve that.
You also

don't deserve to suffer
due to incompetence.

If you want,
I'll help.

But for PT only.
I'm not moving back in

and we're not back together.

This is just to get you
walking again.

I can't believe
you would do that.

I'll go get you
a fresh ice pack.

Did I screw things up enough?

Oh, you...

were wonderfully bad.
You are hereby replaced.

Hmm.

So...

I'm ready to talk now.

I was afraid to leave the manor.

Yeah, I kind of figured
that out.

I know I should have
talked to you about it.

I don't know why I didn't.
But I guess I'm just...

not used to having a husband.

I mean, I've only

been married 48 hours.
Yeah.

But what a great 48 hours
it's been.

Yeah.

And now I know that
if the whole world turns on me,

I have someone in my corner
I can trust.

Now and forever.

That's what husbands are for,
among other things.

(chuckles softly)

A toast to our diamond mine
soon to be back on track.

Diamonds really are
a girl's best friend.
Mm.

(chuckles)
(door opens)

Jeff!

What a wonderful surprise.

So you didn't
sign the divorce papers.

You looking for more money,
I assume?

Do you really think

you can blackmail me into paying
for your little diamond dream?

Oh, blackmail
is so pedestrian.

I simply realized I deserve
more in the divorce.

Well, I see you've chosen sides.

You know,
turning your back

on family certainly
keeps you consistent.

Jeff, sweetheart,
it's not like that.

Oh, don't bother, okay?

The fact that you're here
speaks volumes.

But neither of you are getting
a dime from me.

Then this divorce is
going to get very ugly.

It will.

I offered you this house
in our settlement

as a goodwill gesture, but
as long as we're still married,

I own half of it, and I'm
moving in until this is settled.

You can't do that.

Oh, but I can.

You want ugly?

You're about to get your wish.