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Translated by Marc

To Sandra. Her double.

Muriel, my double. My loved and hated sister.

After years of separation and silence.

This letter...

By the time you read it, I'll be no more.

I decided to put an end to myself

since it's been a long time that I don't exist anymore.

Maybe since the day we were born.

The birth of twins.

Sandra and Muriel or Muriel and Sandra.

Two first names and not a single physical difference.

Two first names that we shared during our first years.

It was Sandra or Muriel, interchangeably.

Sirs.

So were born Muriel, the nice one and Sandra, the mean one.

Muriel, the good student, Sandra, the dunce.

Muriel, the first communicant, Sandra, the seductress.

Muriel, the prude, Sandra, the nympho.

Muriel, the married bourgeoise, Sandra, the whore.

And today, Muriel, the live one, Sandra, the dead one.

We both played one of the two faces of the same character.

Bourgeoise and... Whore

No, I don't have a dying wish.

Just an heavy legacy that you can't refuse.

I give you the possibility to know who you truly are.

Stay Muriel but you can become Sandra whenever you please.

I give you the key of the place.

An apartment at 26 Montparnasse Street.

Others also have the key.

Discover with them the horror,

or maybe the joys of what you've always protected yourself from.

It's been a long time since we stopped seeing each other.

Shortly after your wedding.

You thought you chased me away. I was the one who left.

By the way, one last dirty trick from Sandra...

I slept several times with Pierre, your husband.

Or more accurately, your fianc�.

When the three of us were on vacation in Ibiza.

- Good evening, darling. - Ah, my beloved Muriel.

- Have you had a good day? - Exhausting!

I came from the office. And you? You went out?

Me? I went out of Paris.

Have you found another bargain? A wonder from the past.

Yes, well, in fact, I haven't decide if I'm going to buy it or not.

Would you refuse yourself something?

Well, you denied yourself vacation, Pierre.

We went for fifteen days!

This summer at the Nubars' house.

I promise you.

One last effort, and this time..

I'll take three weeks vacation.

By the way, do you remember our vacation seven years ago in Ibiza?

Yes, but it's strange, you've never talked about it before.

I often think about it.

Ah, yes, why?

Maybe the sun...

I was in great shape.

I died from being prisoner of one of those faces.

But you Muriel...

Are you sure of what you're doing?

Of what you are?

What are you thinking about?

I'll be right back.

You know, I think I will buy that ancient relic.

Mrs. Sandra, It's been a while since we've seen you.

I have lots of mail for you.

Did you change your hairstyle?

Thank you.

Tell me, did I leave you a key by chance?

By chance?

Of course I have your key.

Yes, I stupidly locked myself out.

Are you alright, Mrs. Sandra?

You don't look bad...

In fact, you look rather...

Here is your key.

Thank you.

What do you want now?

If I knew you were coming back today,

I would have cleaned up a bit.

Sorry.

I hope I'm not bothering you.

It's not that it's dirty... I clean regularly.

But it's crazy how fast dust accumulates in Paris.

By the way, I repaired the faucet.

It's very kind of you, but I'd prefer you do the cleaning tomorrow.

Okay, but could you pay me tomorrow?

Well, it's been fifteen days..

So you owe me fifteen francs.

And I'm not including the bathroom.

If you prefer, I can pay you right now.

I'd like that.

How much do I owe you?

Voil�!

Get down, Mrs. Sandra.

Sorry.

And I'm not including the bathroom.

Come on, come on.

Suck it good.

Mrs. Sandra.

You're good at this.

Come here.

Come on.

Here, here.

No panties.

Wait, wait.

Come here.

Oh, Mrs. Sandra!

Fuck!

Enjoy the ride!

Mrs. Sandra.

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Thank you, Mrs. Sandra. Can I take back the key?

No.

Next time, I'll ring the doorbell.

Goodbye, Mrs. Sandra.

Hello.

I must say, you're a big whore, a cunt, an anal slut.

Your ass is worthless, I prefer the whores from the gettho.

You moron! Are you crazy?

Hello, it's big cat.

You're never there when I need you.

And I really need you now.

I'd like to visit your gutter,

so call me when you're back, you won't regret it.

Hurry up, my tongue is starting to...

Hello, slut! Hello? Hello? Shit!

Hello, Sandra, could you call me back at 632-24-06?

We'll work well together.

I repeat, 632-24-06.

I'm counting on you, Sandra.

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello!

Hello, is this 632-24-06?

Yes.

Who is it?

Ah, it's Sandra! Hello, is this Sandra?

Yes, this is she.

Good evening.

Hello, good evening.

I've been trying to reach you for a week, Sandra.

Could you come by tomorrow between noon and two?

I'm going to place an ad for a secretary.

Yes, a secretary... I get it.

And you will come to be hired. Understood?

See you tomorrow.

And where should I bring my CV?

Oh, Sandra, you're amazing!

I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at noon at 142 Raspail Boulevard.

At Cadin Bank, ask for President Cadin.

Goodbye, miss.

Alright, see you tomorrow.

Stay Muriel but you can become Sandra whenever you please.

- Good evening darling. - Good evening darling.

How are you?

Have you had a good day? You're not bored?

No.

And you?

If one day I get bored, I'll look for a job.

Oh, my dear Sandra.

Oh, it's remarkable.

Oh, I'm so happy.

I'm so pleased to see you.

So very pleased.

It's a pleasure for me, Sandra.

How are you?

Mr. Cadin, I presume?

Oh yes, good afternoon, miss.

Thanks for your punctuality.

I like that.

Sit down, please.

- Here is my CV. - Ah yes, yes.

Ah yes, perfect, very good.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

I can show you my typewriting skills.

Yes, please.

You'll find paper in the desk drawers.

No, not this one.

You can start to dictate.

Ah yes, dictate...

Let's do this.

Paris, the 15th...

Well, gentlemen...

Gentlemen, as a result of our telephone conversation.

I can confirm that your director...

Let's start again.

Let's start again.

As a result of your letter from the 7th...

No, no, no, that's bad.

Let's start again.

Dear sir, as a result of your letter from the 17th.

I wish to inform you...

Please accept the expression of my distinguished feelings.

Oh, slut!

There!

Slut! Slut!

Oh, the little whore!

Oh, the slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!

Slut!

Cadin is gonna make you scream!

Come on!

You love Cadin's cock, huh?

Come on, you're gonna scream!

You're gonna scream!

Now suck me.

Suck uncle Cadin.

Oh yes, suck it good, suck it good.

Come on, come on, little whore.

Come on, come on!

You're gonna make me come.

- Goodbye, my dear. - Goodbye.

- Sandra, hello, how are you? - Hello, Sandra.

- Hello. - Hello.

Sandra! Sandra! Wait!

Sandra!

Listen, Sandra. Please dont' be mad at me.

Yeah, I know, Sandra is not happy.

Come on, don't be mad.

I know it's not very nice, but we waited for so long...

Come on, don't be mad.

Let's forget about it.

I'm taking you on a little trip. You know, the kind you like...

Come on, we're gonna have fun like the last time.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

Come on, kiss me.

Hey G�rard, don't forget we need Sandra.

It'll just take five minutes. I'll bring her back to you right after.

Wait.

We'll meet up in front of your place, okay?

Come on, move!

Move!

Are you crazy or what?

Does it make you wet to play with fire?

Okay, now we're even.

Come on, give it to me.

- Here. - Give it to me.

Fuck!

So, you're really mad at me?

Listen, I know how to make amends.

I have a deal for you. We'll talk about it later.

Now, I must leave you.

I think Dominique really needs you this afternoon.

Goodbye.

Come on.

We shouldn't have tried to shoot without you.

- Right? Right? - Maybe.

You're here now, that's all that matters.

This morning it was like a rehearsal.

The crew was on time for once.

All that was missing was inspiration.

Your inspiration.

Lights!

Well, I'll go change.

Shit, I'm getting cold staying tied up.

Caro, that's very good.

Look at me.

This Belgian moron said I was the only one who could direct him.

The truth is that he only need someone to shout, "Action".

My little Sandra, let me see how beautiful you are.

You're pretty as a picture.

I'm totally into my character of the hero.

By the way, Wolfy, I'd like to make a small change to the scene.

Can I?

Ah yes, do as you wish, Sandra.

Aim the spotlight over there.

Yeah, no need to scream.

Shut your mouth!

Yes, move the spotlight!

Silence, please!

Come on. Camera!

Action!

In the light, in the light.

That's it, very good, Caro.

In your mouth, good. Come on, honey, hold it tight.

In her pussy now. Come on, put the dildo in her pussy.

Spread her pussy wide. Spread it wide, spread it wide!

Shove it in deeper.

Look how easy it goes in.

Come on, keep the rhythm!

Come on, put it in her ass!

Oh, what a slut!

Come on, bite it. Come on, bite it hard.

Hold this cock in your mouth! Come on!

It's harder than Manneken Pis, huh?

And it's bigger too.

Oh, you're so beautiful, honey. You're so beautiful.

Turn your head a little bit. Yes, just a little bit.

Yes, she likes it, the slut.

Come over here, honey.

Don't fight it, don't fight it.

Keep the legs spread wide in front of the camera.

Yes, yes, very good. Yes, go on.

It's going in!

It's bigger than Dudule's cock, huh?

Slut!

That's enough with the dildo, let's move on.

Come on, shove a finger inside her!

Spread it wide.

Oh yes, a finger.

No, wet your finger.

It's turning me on.

I'm starting to like it. Go on, go on, go on!

That's good, huh, honey?

Fuck her good!

Hello, Sandra, how are you?

Hello.

Dominique told me you were here.

I didn't know where to find you.

I was wondering if we could see each other tomorrow at three o'clock.

Yes, if you like. Where do we meet?

Well, in your bed!

- Yes, but I might be late, honey. - Well, I have the key.

I should have known.

Well, tomorrow, three o'clock.

See you tomorrow.

Make her come!

She can't take it anymore!

I don't care about men, you know.

Well, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Tell me, Sandra, how do you like it so far?

Very good, perfect.

Very, very good.

Oh, what an anal slut!

What a fucking anal slut!

- Oh yes, yes! - You like it, honey.

That's good, huh?

Oh, that's good.

Caro, tell him you like it.

Oh yes, fuck my ass!

Say it, say "fuck my ass"!

Fuck my ass, Wolfy!

Come on, fuck my ass!

You're as good as Mozart, Wolfy!

Fuck my ass!

Fuck my ass, Wolfy.

Fuck my ass!

You're the king, you're the king.

Fuck my ass!

Oh, you're fucking my ass so good!

I'm touching myself, Wolfy.

Fuck my ass!

Fuck my ass, fuck my ass!

Come on, come!

Come on, Wolfy!

Come!

Come on, Wolfy!

Come in her ass!

What a slut!

Oh, you're smashing me!

I can't take it anymore!

Please!

Oh, Wolfy!

Oh, superb!

Oh, I came!

I came like never before.

There's nothing better than your ass.

Oh, you fucked my ass so good.

Oh, Wolfy!

You're the king of ass fucking.

He's good at it, isn't he?

What a bastard this Belgian is!

I can't argue with that.

Long live France, long live Belgium.

Yes, long live Belgium.

My turn, my turn now, yes!

Oh yes, I'm so turned on. I can't wait anymore.

Yes, take me.

You were really great.

I have nothing left to do here.

I'm tired of this Belgian moron.

Could you pay me today?

And a little extra for the improvisaton.

Don't worry, today's salary is totally improvised, too.

Here is the masterpiece.

I'm sure you can make a fortune with this film.

Thank you.

It's okay.

- You can't sleep, darling? - No.

You look tired.

What did you do today?

I went to the movies.

If you only watch intellectual movies, I'm not surprised you're in that state.

French movie?

Italian?

American?

No, Belgian.

Ah...

Sleep well, darling.

Can you turn off the light?

At your service, darling.

Thank you.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Sweet dreams.

So were born Muriel, the nice one and Sandra, the mean one.

Muriel, the good student, Sandra, the dunce.

Muriel, the first communicant, Sandra, the seductress.

We both played one of the two faces of the same character.

I died from being prisoner of one of those faces.

Madam.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh, good morning, Mrs. Sandra.

Nope, no mail today.

- And your Christmas tip? - It's done.

And your birthday?

Anyway, today is your day.

Come on!

I'm always ready to help...

But let me change first.

No, no, you're perfect like that.

I'll explain later, follow me.

Ah, the slut!

I'll make her pay for this.

Come on, come in, hurry up!

Shh, don't make any noise.

Is it you, Sandra?

Yes, did I make you wait long?

No, you know I love that.

Silence.

You stay here. Shh!

I'm coming.

Okay.

Did you buy it?

Yes, don't worry.

Did you find the dildo in the car?

Yes.

What was I thinking?

Can you believe it?

I forgot my dildo!

Oh, wonderful, honey.

Here, I think I haven't forgotten anything.

- That's good, huh? - Oh yes!

- How do you like that new dildo? - Good, good!

That's a nice surprise, huh? What do you think?

Tell me!

You like it, huh?

Yes!

A nice surprise from me.

You like it, huh?

Yes, you want more, huh?

Yes.

Well, you slut, you big slut!

See, you like men!

You big slut, he's going to come on your ass!

My cock!

If you need the key, stop by the janitor's apartment.

My apartment!

Abel Gance, what a laugh!

I laughed so much.

Let's go have a drink.

No, I'd rather go home. I feel a little tired.

As you wish, darling.

You look exhausted these days.

Is everything okay?

Maybe you shoud see a doctor.

Maybe you're right.

Let's go home.

Doctor, come over here.

May I introduce you to our new friend, Sandra?

Here it is.

Look at this beautiful cake.

It's a wonderful cake.

Who's going to blow out the candles?

It's uncle Georges who's going to blow them out.

Wait, wait, first I want to see these ladies tits.

Silence, silence.

Wait, wait.

One, two, three.

Happy birthday!

Thank you, thank you.

The present! The present! The present!

I drink to your health!

I love surprises!

What's the surprise?

Sit down, sit down.

Voil�!

The present! The present!

Take a look, slut. Take a good look.

The present!

Don't worry, it's big enough for both of you.

Yes, touch my ass, I love it.

Mika has a beautiful ass, huh?

That pussy.

Oh, that's good!

Oh, I feel it coming, slut!

Come over here, my child. That's it, that's it.

Let's join our friends.

Who's this finger for?

Your cock is all red!

You would have preferred all green?

This cock is huge.

Oh, you cunt!

That's good, huh, slut?

It feels so good.

You're so tight.

Slut!

Hey, look at this!

More cream!

She's a piece of cake.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Put one finger in her!

Two! The whole hand!

Oh, that ass!

Oh, that's beautiful, that's beautiful!

Come on, eat it, eat it!

Oh, you love it!

What are you doing?

Bravo!

Oh, that's good!

Come on, fuck her good!

Come on, rip her apart!

Come on, smash her!

I'm fucking her!

Yes, come on!

Come on, sweetie.

Bravo, bravo, that was good!

I'm almost there, come on!

It's coming, yes, come on!

Come on her!

Come on her face!

Come on!

Voil�!

Yeah, wonderful!

Hey, Georges, how's it going?

Hey, Georges, are you enjoying yourself?

You came so much, you bastard.

Bravo!

Come over here.

Come here, you slut.

Come on, fuck off.

I'm gonna fuck you with my big cock.

Oh, that little pussy!

Come on, fuck me hard.

Come on, I want your cock.

Here we go again.

- Just like the good old days. - Come on!

It's better than my wife's pussy!

Oh my, oh my!

That's a good pussy!

Come on!

More, more!

Bravo!

Now let's play the chair game!

What's that, Sandra?

Let's play the torture game!

That's a surprise!

Everyone back to back.

Ciao. I'm leaving now.

Stay quiet!

Goodbye.

I'm listening.

Hello, Police?

It's horrible!

A murder has been committed at the Prosecutor Renaud's home.

Well, let's forget about it.

We had plans together.

I thought everything was ruined.

You disappeared and nobody knew where you were.

- What are you doing every night? - Give me the apartment key.

Here.

Hey, taxi!

By the way, why do you want the key?

That way you'll know where to find me.

I'll be at home.

Here, here is a taxi.

Where are we going?

The deal I talked to you about...

We're going to meet the guys.

What's wrong?

Why are you mad at me?

Ah, it's you.

And here, at this exact spot...

The safe!

Yes, the precious safe.

- Mr. Pinchu. - Yes?

I'm done. Now it's your turn.

Okay.

Here is the safe's code.

Learn it by heart, please.

And then destroy it.

Yes, ma'am, seventeen years.

Well...

The money is in the safe until tomorrow.

�mile is on duty tonight.

You'll meet him there.

Tonight is the night, my little Sandra.

Okay?

Well, shit!

You've got nothing to say?

You told me stealing wallets was fun,

and you wanted to have a blast with a big score.

I didn't say no.

How do you distribute the money?

Fifteen percent for �mile.

Fifteen for Pinchu.

But all the pleasure is yours!

And seventy for the brain.

Well, okay for fifteen percent.

But at this price, I'd like to have a little advance.

What about me?

What do you think, Mr. Pinchu?

That seems very fair to me.

Short reckonings make long friends.

Can I?

Here, take this in your safe before penetrating ours.

That feels good, huh?

You slut!

You naughty girl!

She's a whore.

Oh no, no!

I'm smashing her face after having smashed her cunt.

If you need a crowbar for the burglary, you can use my cock.

Keep fucking her mouth.

Come on!

Eat it all!

Slut!

Well, pal, you liked it, huh?

Listen, she's a little depressed.

You now, the usual stuff.

I can't let her down.

Listen, I'm going home to change and I'll prepare you something to eat.

No, don't worry for me.

Don't come home too late.

You look very tired these days.

I don't like when you look like that.

You promise to rest up?

I promise, I swear.

See you, Pierre.

- Goodbye, darling. - Goodbye.

Who did you call?

Who did you call?

Here, take this.

We'll meet there.

What? What?

Are you kidding?

Why there?

You're really perverted!

Even more than you think.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Come on, come on!

You're late.

Come.

Well...

Do you have a flashlight?

Turn this off!

Isn't that nice?

Wait five minutes until I'm out of here.

And don't move.

You hear me? Don't move.

I'm not surprised he didn't do it.

Well, shit! Why there?

You got some strange ideas.

You're definitely perverted.

Well, shit!

Yes, of course.

That's very easy, Inspector.

Lighter, Princess Model, number 821.

Mr. Pierre Aubry.

He and his wife have their initials right there.

Pierre, are you sleeping?

Oh, it's you.

I didn't hear you come in.

How are you?

You must be exhausted.

What's the matter?

You wanted to talk to me? Is there something wrong?

Goodnight, darling.

Goodnight. I'm gonna turn off the light. I just have to finish something first.