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Jim?

Jim?

Jim!

What did you party too hard?

Oh!

What is that?

Make it stop.

Ma?

Dude, just make an appointment already.

No, no, no, no.

Why the fuck you gotta make it such a big thing?

Seriously.

I just, I just, needles, I don't like 'em.

Okay so like tattoos, piercings also out of the question?

Hmm?, Square Boy?

Yeah. Not happening.

Why?

Are you a little conformist?

Wow. Hey, Alyson.

My body is a temple.

Oh, are you saying my body's not a temple?

And be.

It's not just the needles, okay?

I have a thing with blood, especially my blood.

- Dude. - Jim.

No big fucking deal.

You just look away.

- You don't gotta watch. - Mm-hmm.

Nah.

I get all like woozy and shit too

from all the blood loss.

- No dude. - No, yeah.

That's why they give you the cookies.

I saw that on episode of "The Simpsons. "

Jim, just some advice,

maybe don't use "The Simpsons" as a rough guide to life.

Exactly. Girl's on point.

Whatever, y'all.

There are other ways to make money.

Oh my God.

Lots of, I'm thinking.

Yeah. Okay.

You go get that bag, player.

I'm gonna roll another joint.

Ooh, look at this.

House sitting.

House sitting?

Yeah. Looks like pretty nice place.

Looks like a job for a 12 year old girl.

How much does it pay?

Um, wow. A hundred bucks a night.

Ooh, wow.

Plasma donors get 80 bucks a donation, dude.

And it's like a couple hours.

It's some old lady's place.

It's pretty close to here.

Do you think I should email them?

Where are my goddamn papers?

Hmm.

What do you think?

It could be cool. Easy way to make some cash, I guess.

So should I hit 'em up?

Sure, dude.

Maybe you could party somewhere else for once.

Jesus-goddamn- motherfucking-Christ.

I gotta have some in the car.

Hmm.

- What? - Nothing.

It's just cute that you're squeamish.

And just don't like the idea of losing pints of blood.

Oh my God. It's not pints.

You're so funny.

You better write that email before someone else gets on it.

Yeah.

All right, baby.

Now we're cooking with gas.

- Dude, oh my God. - What?

- It doesn't matter. - You're dropping everything.

- Shut up. - Stop.

- Shut up. - What?

Chill.

The doors are closing as the train departs.

Please hold on.

Probably need you a couple of nights,

coming back Sunday, maybe Monday, latest.

Just kind of depends how she's doing.

Right, Ma?

Christ.

So yeah.

Just need you to stay here.

Ma's a little paranoid about prowlers.

I've heard plenty.

You got any questions?

Um, yeah.

So basically you just want me to stay here?

He doesn't have to stay here.

He doesn't want to.

Yes.

There's a guest room upstairs. Used to be mom's room.

Have it set up by Friday.

Cool.

That gonna work for ya?

He doesn't have to stay here if he doesn't want to.

Ma, I am doing what I can to ease your mind here.

You are not making it easy.

My own son yelling at his mother.

You're good to your mother, aren't you?

That's the whole point, Ma.

That he stay here.

I just wish the good Lord would take me now.

Ma.

Ma, where are you going?

Can I even take a piss without you hounding me?

Hmm.

Her health hasn't been good.

My sister was watching her for a while, eh.

Well we think she took off last week.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That sucks.

Yeah.

I can't say I blame her.

She's been going on about people in the house,

coming up the stairs.

You know, I don't know if her head's right.

- You know? - Right.

So...

So, you know, should be pretty easy.

Nothing, you know, you gotta do.

Just, you know, if you get bored

and you wanna have some friends over keep you company,

- feel free. - Okay.

- Cool. - Just no smoking.

- All right? - Oh, yeah, no.

- No drugs. - No, of course.

- You a weed smoker? - Me?

No, no, not at all.

Good. Shit makes you lazy.

- Yeah. - And stupid.

You know I don't like you smoking.

I know, Ma.

Oh, boy.

So what do you say, kid?

Are you gonna watch this old bird's house

for the weekend or what?

Yeah, I mean, sure.

Great. Settled.

See it all worked out.

Mm, I think if that's it,

I'm just gonna call a ride or

- No, I can drop you - something.

somewhere in town on my way back.

Oh, you don't have to do that.

Yeah, no, I insist.

Just give me a sec.

I'm not as senile as he makes me out to be.

And I'm not afraid of someone breaking into the house,

I'm afraid of what's already in the house.

- Mrs. Marina. - And if you stay here,

you'll hear it too.

Yo, Auntie E, what's shaking?

Yo, y'all got anything good to eat in here?

I'm starving.

Hey man, I didn't see you there.

Kinda quiet.

Yeah, sorry.

Lost in thought.

My grandnephew, Alex.

That's me. Your boy.

Say, I'll tell you what, man,

you must be that guy they got watching,

watching the house for the weekend there, huh?

Uh, yeah. I guess I am.

Yeah, they couldn't get me to do it.

Why?

What's wrong with this place, dude?

Dude, it's fine. Nothing's wrong.

It's, I'm just going away with the boys to Vegas

for the weekend, that's all.

- Chill. - Oh.

Oh, right.

Oh, before I forget, Hey Auntie Eunie.

You're good with that, that thing we talked about, right?

Everything all good with what thing?

Well?

What's this thing?

Mm, nothing really.

Shit, Uncle Tony, it's been a minute.

You're looking pretty smooth though, man.

You put on what like 50 pounds or something?

Why are you here, shit stain?

'Cause I wanted to come by and say hey

to my favorite relatives.

That's fucking why. Come on, man.

So you can raid our fridge

and be a general freaking nuisance?

Is that why?

Well there's nothing like some quality family time

but I gotta get going, so...

Yeah, you can say that again.

Catch you later, guys.

Sorry about that.

You ready to go?

Yeah, no worries.

Cool. Let's hit it.

Man, that is some spooky shit, bro.

- I know, right? - I don't think I'd do it.

Mm, yeah, I already told them I would, so.

Well take Grandma's advice,

"Stay home, fake it.

Easy money. "

Is it weird that I kind of just wanna see

what she's talking about?

Yeah, it is.

Well like she's gotta be senile, right?

I don't know, man.

Here.

Thank you.

Like what's the worst that could happen?

You get butt fucked by a demon.

Like seriously, that scene out of "Deliverance. "

That's you.

A literal hell spawn comes up out of the floor

and drags you to a fiery pit of agony

for all eternity.

Or you know, you get shot in the face by a prowler.

Mm.

I'm too high for shit shit.

Serious, bro.

I'm serious.

You should bail.

I can't.

There's better ways to get that cheddar, dog.

I...

When I say I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it.

Come hell or high water, so.

Your funeral.

Here.

I don't think it'll be that bad.

I mean, it's pretty big place to have to myself.

You and Alyson oughta come by one night.

Yeah, probably swing that.

Protect you from that old girl.

Oh my God!

Wine me, dine me, 69 me.

Take a look at that.

Nice.

Yup.

I thank the good Lord every day that I was born handsome

and not rich.

You think she'd be okay with you showing me that?

She wouldn't care.

Really?

'Cause a lot of girls would call you an asshole.

Well, Alyson ain't most girls.

Besides, I don't give two shits

what any dumb fuck thinks about me, brother.

Okay.

What time is it?

I don't know.

Wanna roll another?

What are you, the mentalist?

Yeah and your future looks stoned.

Yeah, it does.

Where's my papers?

All right, you ready to go?

I never was.

That's the spirit.

Hey, thanks again for doing this, huh.

Yeah, no sweat.

All right, Ma. Let's go.

Drive safe.

Okay.

Jim?

Hello?

Hey, Dad.

Oh, there you are.

Hey, is everything okay?

Jim?

Yeah.

I'm, I'm good.

I just

wanted to call and see how you were doing

Well, everything's fine.

So how are you liking it up there?

It's nice.

Pretty.

How's Caitlin?

She's well.

Back in school now.

She seems to be adjusting.

Okay.

Hey look, I'm really sorry that I haven't called.

It's just

I've looking for work and

with everything that happened, I just...

It's okay, Jim

We don't have to rehash this right now.

So, work?

Yeah.

I'm kind of house sitting right now.

I found it off a website.

It's pretty good money.

I see.

Well that sounds like something.

Yeah.

Hey, um.

I was wondering if you'd be willing

to send me a little money?

Just until my next paycheck.

Okay.

When's your next paycheck?

Um...

I guess I don't actually know.

But I'll pay you back.

You don't have to pay me back.

But you can do me a favor.

Okay.

Call your sister once in a while.

She really misses you.

I know.

I will.

I love you, son. We love you.

I...

Okay, the money should be in your account now.

Thanks.

I'll, I'll talk to you soon.

And say hi to Kim for me.

I will.

Okay.

Bye, son.

Bye.

Thank you for calling Galactic Pizza.

Can I interest you in some of our Saturn bread?

Um, no, thank you. Not today.

All right, what can I get started for you, sir?

Can I get a medium galactic meat lovers...

The intergalactic meat lovers pizza?

Yeah, intergalactic meat lovers pizza.

Okay, I've got one large

intergalactic meat lovers pizza.

Is that gonna be everything for you?

Yep.

So is that gonna be cash, debit or credit?

Sir? Hello?

Oh.

Mom, do you want any sour cream in your eggs?

Mom?

- Mom? - Uh-huh.

Hi.

Would you like some sour cream in your eggs?

Oh, yeah

Yeah, sure, honey.

Are you doing okay?

Oh, I think I'm just tired.

I didn't sleep so good last night.

You seem a little off.

Well I've been having nightmares.

Nightmares, huh?

Yeah, it's the same thing over and over.

It's so strange.

I'm awoken every night by someone walking

slowly up the stairs.

And the footsteps are so strong,

they vibrate the walls of my room.

And I get out of bed

and I go over to the banister and I look over,

and there's this thing walking slowly up the stairs.

And I run back to my room and shut the door.

And then I wake up.

Hmm. You wonder what that's about.

What do you mean?

Well, dreams are kind of like an insight

into your subconscious, right?

It could be something that you're not dealing with.

Like stress, anxiety, I mean, resentment.

- Resent what? - Mom, I don't know.

They're your dreams.

I'm just saying that sometimes dreams

can be like a metaphor for things

you're not dealing with.

Oh, for God sake.

Does everything have to be

a psychological disorder these days?

They're just fears.

I had them since I was a little girl.

Mom, I don't know.

Maybe it's something you're not dealing with.

Donna, I'm nearly a 70 year old woman.

I live alone.

I'm afraid, I'm afraid something's gonna happen to me,

and I won't be able to protect myself.

Oh, Mom.

I'm right down the street.

You can call me at any time and I'll be right over.

Oh.

Mom, I love you.

I love you too, sweet pea.

- She cries. - Cries?

In the night.

Dead people don't cry.

Mm. Hey, hey.

You and Alyson wanna drop by the old lady's house tonight?

And you know, the Hunchback Nostradamus,

- he predicted it. - No, it was

- just Nostradamus. - That's what I said.

No, it was not a hunchback.

That guy's from Notre Dame.

I saw it on the History Channel.

I know. We watched it together.

He wasn't a hunchback?

No.

- Nostradamus. - Yeah.

- Predicted 9/11. - Yes.

It's a historical fact, bro.

Is it?

Is it a historical fact.

Yeah. He predicted all sorts of things that came to pass,

like World War II, the rise and fall of the Roman Empire,

the Kennedy assassination.

And he was the one who figured out

that Count Dracula was into dudes.

Dudes.

Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

"I vant to suck your cock. "

Wasn't Nostradamus just like some old dude

from Shakespeare times?

How could he have predicted

an assassination of a president

who wasn't a president yet

in a country that wasn't a country yet.

That old dude was an oracle genius, bro.

Look. All right.

This is what he predicted about 9/11.

"Volcanic fire from the center of the earth

will cause trembling around the new city.

Two great rocks will make war for a long time.

In the year 1999 in the seventh month from the sky

will come the great king of terror,

bringing back to life the great king of the Mongols

before and after it reigned by good fortune.

Okay.

9/11 was in 2001.

Oh my God.

September.

It's the ninth month.

Not the seventh, you know, 9/11.

Fuck you, bro.

Bush wasn't a King.

You don't know.

And he damn sure wasn't mongolian.

Well, you know what?

I'm gonna tell you something.

Can you get me out of here.

Why do you gotta ruin everything?

People just, they get on my nerves with this whole

- ignorant thing. - Okay, damn.

What are you like the no fun police?

Where's you sense of imagination?

I don't have a problem imagining just believing.

Isn't it more fun to believe?

I mean, I guess.

But in my experience,

the logical answer's usually correct

You wanna go outside and smoke a joint?

Yeah.

Wait, I need another beer.

Really?

That doesn't drive me to drink already?

I am an independent woman, Jim.

I can drive myself.

Okay.

Whoa. That much?

Slow down, Cheech and Chong.

What?

Roll a mountain bike, no a road bike, you fucking waste.

You know, that mouth of yours

could give the wrong impression.

Mama said that might happen.

- You ever shotgun? - No.

Do you know what that is?

Yeah, I saw it on a documentary once

on some like Vietnam thing.

A documentary?

Yeah, I mean one guy has a shotgun and he blows smoke

through it to another guy.

Is that why they call it that?

- Hmm. - I mean, I guess.

Well I've never done that either.

Come here.

Sorry.

For what?

He's right there.

What, guy code telling you

it's not okay to fuck your friend's girl?

He's right there.

You're right. Sorry.

- Are you mad? - No.

I just think it's about time that I go wake up

my drunk-ass boyfriend so I can take him home

and fuck his brains out.

Come on.

- Baby, I'm tired. - Mm-hmm.

- Let's go. - Mm.

Okay.

Ready?

Okay.

I guess we're heading out.

Catch you on the flippity-flop, Jimbo.

All right, let's go.

What the fuck did I get myself into?

Mrs. Marina?

I didn't realize you were home.

So is Tony outside, or...

My phone must be on silent.

Mrs. Marina?

Is everything okay?

I went to be at 10:30 last night.

But I didn't really sleep.

Holy shit.

You gotta be kidding me.

Wake up.

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up,

wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

Jesus Christ, this is dated from June.

Aren't you're supposed to be taken care of the mail?

I bring in.

I don't go through it.

What do you care anyways?

Okay. God.

Sorry for trying to help.

Oh, is that what you're doing?

It really just seems like you're busting my balls.

I'm just saying, Don.

She needs a little more help these days.

Oh really?

Last time I checked,

I'm the only one that's here every day.

That is bullshit, Donna.

I work damn near 50 hours a week and you know it.

Ma and I are doing just fine.

Aren't we, Ma?

She hasn't eaten a thing.

I know.

I don't know if she had another nightmare.

She just seems exhausted.

- Nightmare? - Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

What's wrong, Ma?

You haven't touched your food.

I'm afraid I'm just not very hungry.

You need to try and eat a little something.

What's the matter? Didn't you sleep good?

I had a nightmare, I think.

It was like there was someone in the house.

In your dream?

I think so.

I don't know.

Is it the one that you told me about?

The one that shakes the walls?

Yeah.

It's like there's someone in the house

and they're coming up the stairs.

I went to bed at 10:30,

but I didn't really sleep.

Better call Dr. Yang.

Could be a side effect to your medication.

Tony, it's not the meds.

I'm not crazy.

Hey, hey, hey, no one says you were crazy.

We're just trying to help.

Well, if you wanna help me,

get me a big guard dog or a gun.

What, so you can take pot shots through the walls

every time you hear a noise?

Ma, there's gotta be something going on here.

It could be something with your meds,

maybe something else.

Oh, for God sake, Tony.

I'm not fruit loops.

I know you're not, Ma.

That's why I wanna check in with your doctor.

We'll talk it out later, all right?

All right, bye.

Hey, Tony.

Hey, Tony.

I'm really sorry I snapped at you earlier.

Don't sweat it.

I'm really stressed out about this whole thing.

I mean, she was fine one moment

and then it just seems like she's not,

and I don't know if it's depression or-

- Look, you're trying hard.

We all see it.

I'm sorry I gave you shit about the mail, all right?

Tony, I don't give a fuck about the mail.

I just...

Do you think she's gonna be okay?

I wish I could say.

I just don't know what to do anymore.

Yeah.

It may be time she saw that specialist.

Fuck.

I need protection.

What?

I said, I need protection.

I don't feel safe.

Mom, we'll do whatever it takes.

Don't worry. We'll get an alarm system.

We'll bar up the windows.

- I've got you. - I need to be able

to do something.

You can do something.

You can call me at any time

and I'll be right over.

- You know that. - I'm scared.

Oh, Mom, you don't have to be.

I've got you.

Do you?

Yes, of course.

How about this?

I'll come over right before bed and just you and I

can go through the house and make sure

it's all nice and tight, locked up.

No offense, Donna, but I'd rather have a gun.

Hey.

Can we meet?

Jim.

Jim!

Hey.

Donna?

Is that the daughter that took off?

Yep.

Hmm.

I guess she just got sick of the crazy old broad

and just left.

Mm, God. Talk about loyalty.

Who does something like that?

I don't think it's an easy decision.

I mean, I hope not.

I mean, she had people depending on her.

She had to know the anguish

she put her mom through by leaving.

You'd think that'd be enough to make some people stay.

Yeah well,

trying to hold a family together is not easy.

What do you mean?

My mom died two years ago.

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay. It was angiosarcoma.

Which is this like really rare type of breast cancer.

She went to the dermatologist

because she had this rash that popped up.

And then by the end of the day,

she was in the emergency room getting tests done.

Jesus.

And I remember I was at some frat party on campus

when my sister texts me and she's like,

"Mom is in the emergency room

and she's getting all these tests done. "

And we both just knew

they weren't gonna come back negative.

Jim.

It's sad, you know, because

she was always so positive about everything.

She was like, "I'm gonna beat it.

I'm going to beat it. "

We knew she wasn't gonna beat it

but it's not like you can tell her that.

Look Jim, I didn't mean to pry, you know, I-

- No, it's okay.

I'm actually kind of surprised Collin

hasn't told you already.

He's the only person I told when I came here.

He kind of met me at a rough time.

Yeah, you mentioned that part.

So yeah, Mom died and Dad asked me

to take a year off of school because he couldn't handle

taking care of my sister.

He was a mess.

All of us, the entire family unit

just completely emotionally fucked.

And they needed me.

They needed me to be there to take care of them.

But I just couldn't do it.

I didn't have the stomach for it.

So here I am,

house sitting.

It's okay.

Look, Jim, what I said about Donna,

- you know, I didn't mean that- - No, it's,

it's okay.

I just, I get the need to

get out so you can just breathe.

You know what?

We could use some more wine.

- Hmm? - Yeah.

We made short use of that.

Hey, can I ask you something?

And just like promise you won't get mad.

Well I guess that depends.

On what?

Depending on what you ask me, I guess.

Do you love him?

I'm sorry.

I just, I need to know how bad

I'm fucking things up here.

You are very conceited.

You know that?

I like Collin, okay?

He's sweet.

And he's funny.

Yeah, I guess I love him.

- Then why- - Why

am I sleeping with you?

Yeah.

'Cause I'm fucked up too.

Just like you're fucked up.

And Donna, apparently, where ever she is,

she's probably doing something fucked up.

I mean, I don't know, you just don't have sole ownership

of drama, I guess.

Yeah, no shit.

I don't know.

Maybe I just don't equate sex with love anymore.

Maybe I like to engage in self-sabotage.

You know like, I won't let myself be happy

because I have no idea how to be.

In any case, I guess I sleep with you

because you make me feel safe.

I know that you won't fall for me

because Collin is your friend.

And I know you won't tell on me

because Collin is your friend.

Or maybe I can sense a tragedy in you

just like me.

Jesus.

You really are fucked up, you know that?

Absolutely.

Thank you for staying here.

I don't, I don't, I don't like staying here alone.

I don't like leaving you here alone.

Dad?

I just miss her so much.

- How you doing, baby? - Hey.

Good, how are you, Auntie Euni?

Well, come on in.

So can I get you a soda or something?

Oh, no. I'm all good.

Thanks, though.

So how's your mother?

You know, she's done pretty good.

She's seeing some new guy, so I mean,

seems to like him.

I think he's gonna stick around this time.

So that's a good thing.

And you know, she was actually asking

about you the other day.

Oh, well, yeah.

I've been meaning to keep in touch

but things have been kind of hard lately.

Yeah, that.

I gotta ask, if you don't mind.

Are you okay? Like, why do you need a piece?

Alex, I'm a 70 year old woman.

I live alone in a big house on a dead end street.

I believe that I should feel safe in my own home.

Absolutely, Auntie Euni. I completely understand that.

- It's just- - Well "it's just" that what?

It's just if something were to happen to you

or God forbid to somebody else,

it kind of be my fault.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Auntie Euni, come on, look.

If Tony or Donna or my mom were to find out.

They won't.

Yeah, but if they did, they'd fucking barbecue my ass.

- Language. - Right, sorry.

Look, nothing's going to happen.

Listen, Alex, I'm desperate.

I haven't slept in nights.

I hear things in the house.

Like what?

I just, I just think

that I should feel safe in my own house.

I think that I should be prepared

in case something should happen.

I understand, okay?

But look, you know you can always

call me if you need anything.

Me, Donna, any of us, you can call.

I know. Thank you.

All right. But as requested.

Here.

So here's the thing, okay?

The most important thing is gonna be

that safety right there.

Always make sure that's on.

Alex, I know how to work a gun.

I've had a whole lifetime while you were still a twinkle.

Okay.

Hey, it's loaded.

Good.

Well, I gotta get out of here.

I love you, okay?

Hi, Mom. It's Donna.

Oh Donna, it's you.

Oh, it's fine.

Whatever made you call me at this late hour?

What, I can't just call my mom

to check and see how you're doing?

I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

I'm fine. I'm doing much better than last night.

Good, see, I knew that you would feel better

once you had a little time under your belt.

And know that Tony and I are here for you.

Are you gonna get a good night's sleep?

Oh, I think so.

Well that's good. Well, fingers crossed.

No more nightmares.

Oh, I don't think that will be a problem.

I'm not afraid anymore.

Oh, really?

Well, hopefully that lasts.

Oh, yes. I have it handled.

Where is everybody?

What do you mean?

Well, I've empowered myself.

I feel powerful.

Okay.

I was just making sure you're okay.

I mean, that just doesn't sound like you, Mom.

I mean, I'm sorry.

I just was checking on you, Mom.

I was just worried.

You're good though? You're sure you're okay?

Absolutely.

All right, well,

how about I talk to you in the morning then?

All right. I love you, Mom.

Good night, dear.

I've heard of him but I've never met him.

I worked for one of his companies

but I've never seen him.

There you are.

Is there coffee?

I didn't make any.

Oh, okay, cool.

I was going to cut back anyway.

What?

What do you remember about last night?

Ah, I dunno. I was pretty tipsy.

- Why? - After we went to bed.

Um, no, I don't know what you mean.

Did I say something?

I don't think we can do this anymore.

Oh, you're serious?

Okay. And why is that?

I just don't think it's a good idea.

Not a good idea. Okay, brilliant.

So did you decide this before or after

- we slept together? - Alys-

- Well?

Something, something's wrong.

Yeah, clearly.

No, no.

I mean, something's wrong with me.

Mm.

I don't understand what's going on anymore.

You don't understand what's happening?

Because it seems like you've been doing

exactly what you want.

It's, I just...

It's just too much.

Okay, it is too much.

And I just, I need you to understand.

- Oh, I understand. - Jesus Christ.

Can I ever just tell you how I'm feeling

without you freaking out every time?

Fuck you, Jim!

How you're feeling?

Because it seems like you're feeling

like you want me to off.

And you know what?

I don't need this shit.

I don't need any of it.

And if you tell Collin anything,

I will deny it.

And he'll believe me.

You remember that, Jim.

Hey Jimbo.

Hey, Dad.

What's up? How is everything?

Everything's good.

How are you liking that house-sitting job?

Look Dad, I don't have a lot of time.

So I just wanted to call and

tell you that I love you.

And I'm really sorry that I haven't called.

And I'm gonna call a lot more from now on.

Well, I love you too, Jim.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

I just, I wanted to call and say I love you

and I love Caitlin.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

And your sister's gonna be really happy to hear from you.

I have to go. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Okay, um...

Bye, Jim.

Hey, thanks for coming over, man.

Of course, brother. You know it.

It's your last night here.

- We gotta do it up. - Hmm, thanks.

When does the old lady get back?

I don't know. Sometime tomorrow morning, I think.

But they could be back any time.

Oh, should I be here?

Yeah, no, they said I could have people over.

Besides, I don't like being here alone.

It started getting creepy, huh?

Kind of.

Fucking told you, bro. I knew it.

You see anything?

- Like what? - Anything?

Anything paranormal?

Unexplained?

No, nothing like that. It's just...

I don't know. I started getting uneasy here at night.

Mm, so maybe the old lady isn't crazy.

No, no, she most definitely is.

Did you bring any weed?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Good.

Well, we're gonna have to smoke now

because if dude gets back and it smells like weed,

I'm in for it.

He was pretty specific.

He said "no weed?"

Mm-hmm.

What fucking year is it?

I know.

Man.

Okay.

Problem solved.

Cheers, bro.

Can I finish?

And she just keeps sucking.

Legs shaking, face tingling.

Uh!

Out of commish, donezo after that.

- Mm. - Yeah, I know what you mean.

Uh, not...

Yeah.

Only girl to make my toes curl.

Mm.

Yeah.

God, that girl.

She could suck the varnish off a footstool.

Mm.

I think I'm gonna have to marry her.

Yeah, yeah, you should, um,

lock that down for sure.

So I know you said that you don't like it

when I show you these photos,

but she sent me this last night.

Look at those mamma jammas.

- Nice. - Yeah.

She's fucking perfect, bro.

Mm.

You okay, bro?

Yeah. I'm just tired.

I didn't really sleep.

Feeling homesick?

Yeah. Yeah.

Something like that.

I'm sorry to have to do this to you

but I think I have to just like go upstairs

and get some sleep.

I know I asked you to come hang out.

No, bro. That's fine.

Yeah, go ahead.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay,

just like hanging out down here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

I'll just sit on the couch,

have a couple beers, watch TV.

Go get some sleep.

All right. Thank you.

Are you sure you're okay hanging out here alone?

Stop asking.

Go to sleep.

Okay.

Alyson?

Jim. Please.

Please, something's wrong!

Come back for more beer?

Jim?

Collin?

Mom?

We're home.

Here you go.

Hello?

Where the fuck is that kid?

Tony.

Jim, you here?

Where you going, Ma?

I'm tired, honey.

I'm going to bed.

Prick.

Probably out spending my money.

Jim?

Jim?

Jim!

What did you party too hard?

Oh!

What is that?

Ma?

Oh, no!

Wait, please.

I just wanted to rest.

You'll never get to.

She'll never let you sleep again.

Please.

Wait, please, don't do, don't do that, please!

Good night.

Oh, God.

Jim?

Jim?

Oh my God!

Baby, it's okay.

It's okay.

We're gonna be okay.

Okay?

Jim?

Jim?