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Reach. 14 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:39,082 ♪ This is the end♪ 15 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:40,083 XAVIER: Yeah! 16 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:41,084 ♪ You made your choice♪ 17 00:04:41,127 --> 00:04:45,088 ♪ And now my chance is over♪ 18 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:46,655 ♪ I thought I was in♪ 19 00:04:46,698 --> 00:04:48,874 XAVIER: Hip thrust, in. 20 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:52,574 ♪ You put me down and say I'm going nowhere♪ 21 00:04:52,617 --> 00:04:54,663 XAVIER: Left, left. 22 00:04:54,706 --> 00:04:56,708 ♪ Save me, darlin'♪ 23 00:04:57,927 --> 00:04:58,884 ♪ I am down♪ 24 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:01,583 ♪ But I am far from over♪ 25 00:05:03,715 --> 00:05:05,543 -♪ Give me something♪ -XAVIER: Ooh. 26 00:05:05,587 --> 00:05:06,631 And down. 27 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:09,199 ♪ I need it all 'cause I am♪ 28 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,897 -♪ Runnin' over♪ -Left! Left! Right! Right! 29 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:14,117 It's hard but it's worth it! 30 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,162 ♪ Back in the race♪ 31 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,603 ♪ I'm moving in 'cause I am getting closer♪ 32 00:05:23,387 --> 00:05:24,432 ♪ I'm digging in♪ 33 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:25,955 XAVIER: Yes! Two more! 34 00:05:25,998 --> 00:05:27,957 -♪ I want it more than♪ -On your side! 35 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,394 ♪ Anything I've wanted♪ 36 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:33,179 ♪ Save.♪ 37 00:05:35,573 --> 00:05:37,575 Hi. 38 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,403 I'm not a lez. Just friendly. 39 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:41,666 Rad bod, though. 40 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,407 Like that girl on Cheers. 41 00:05:44,582 --> 00:05:46,758 I noticed you ogling my buddy Chet's mound. 42 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:48,760 You want me to introduce you? 43 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:50,936 I don't know what you're talking about. 44 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,721 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 45 00:05:52,764 --> 00:05:55,027 The whole reason most people come to Slimmercise class 46 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:56,246 is to hook up. 47 00:05:57,769 --> 00:05:59,467 Not for me. 48 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:01,599 The last American virgin. 49 00:06:01,643 --> 00:06:03,558 Everyone tells me I can be 50 00:06:03,601 --> 00:06:05,603 a little over the top with new people. 51 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,475 It's just that it's L.A.-- you can't make friends 52 00:06:07,518 --> 00:06:08,954 unless you get a little aggressive, right? 53 00:06:08,998 --> 00:06:10,434 Totally. 54 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:11,783 I'm Brooke. 55 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,263 I'm new in town. 56 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,482 Well, I'm obsessed with this place. 57 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:16,266 I've been doing aerobics since '82. 58 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,964 Ever since I read those articlesabout it in Rolling Stone. 59 00:06:19,008 --> 00:06:20,401 Did you know they have 60 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:21,532 competitive aerobics championships? 61 00:06:21,576 --> 00:06:23,012 -Sounds... serious. 62 00:06:23,055 --> 00:06:25,014 I know it may sound silly to you, 63 00:06:25,057 --> 00:06:27,799 but I'm gonna be the greatestaerobics competitor of all time. 64 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:29,801 -I'm Montana, by the way. -Mm. 65 00:06:37,287 --> 00:06:39,202 She was stabbed, like, 40 times. 66 00:06:39,245 --> 00:06:42,684 Her throat was cut so badly she was basically decapitated. 67 00:06:42,727 --> 00:06:45,208 -Describing your last date? - Hilarious. 68 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:48,429 -Yeah. -No. There was a murder a couple of days ago 69 00:06:48,472 --> 00:06:49,734 in Glassell Park. 70 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:52,084 My cousin works for LAPD Homicide, 71 00:06:52,128 --> 00:06:54,043 and they're convinced whoever did it is responsible 72 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:56,567 for a bunch of other unsolved murders in town. 73 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:59,527 The cops are calling him the Night Stalker. 74 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:01,442 I heard serial killers become more active 75 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:03,095 in the summer months when it's hot. 76 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:08,666 Because people sleep with their windows open at night. 77 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:10,233 Hmm. This is Brooke. 78 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:11,582 She's new in town. 79 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:13,715 Brooke, this is Xavier, 80 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:15,717 Ray and Chet. 81 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,327 Hi. 82 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,242 Hey. 83 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:21,592 Hey. How do you guys know each other? 84 00:07:21,636 --> 00:07:23,028 XAVIER: Well, it's L.A. 85 00:07:23,072 --> 00:07:24,856 Do any of us really know each other? 86 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,685 RAY: We collected each other over the last couple of years. 87 00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:29,252 Xavier and Montana met in traffic 88 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:31,036 -and dated for a hot second. -"Met in traffic" 89 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,256 is a nice way of saying that I missed an audition 90 00:07:33,299 --> 00:07:34,605 for one of the last episodes of MASH 91 00:07:34,649 --> 00:07:36,259 because she rear-ended me. 92 00:07:36,302 --> 00:07:37,260 You are welcome. 93 00:07:37,303 --> 00:07:39,088 -You're an actor? -Yeah. 94 00:07:39,131 --> 00:07:41,525 Not one of those "happy to get a role on a soap opera 95 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:43,309 or a Coca-Cola commercial" types. 96 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:45,486 I'm a serious actor. 97 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:47,531 I trained at Stella Adler.. 98 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:49,054 I'm method. 99 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:50,273 Cool. 100 00:07:50,316 --> 00:07:51,709 Chet and I met at the gym. 101 00:07:51,753 --> 00:07:53,276 Yeah, and I think I met Montana 102 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:55,539 at a party up in the hills at Justine Bateman's house. 103 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,106 -You know her? -Not really. 104 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:59,500 Anyway... my cousin was saying that they think 105 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:01,153 that this guy's gonna go on a rampage, 106 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,852 like Son of Sam did in the summer of '78. 107 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:05,854 Which is why I'm getting out of town 108 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:07,333 for the next couple of months. 109 00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,553 I got a gig as a counselor at a summer camp 110 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:11,555 they're opening up a couple of hours from here. 111 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,123 You guys should all come. 112 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,081 I mean, they're desperate for counselors. 113 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,866 Hey, I'm in. When do we leave? 114 00:08:17,909 --> 00:08:20,346 Tomorrow, after class. 115 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:21,783 Why can't we leave tonight? 116 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,567 Slow down. 117 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:24,699 What's with you? 118 00:08:24,742 --> 00:08:26,744 You been jumpy all week. 119 00:08:26,788 --> 00:08:29,660 I'm just ready to get out before the Olympic shit show starts. 120 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:32,750 Okay? Los Angelesis about to descend into chaos. 121 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:34,883 All right, gridlock on the freeways. 122 00:08:34,926 --> 00:08:36,667 And I'm thinking of poor Chet, having to be here 123 00:08:36,711 --> 00:08:38,539 getting his face rubbed in it. 124 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:40,323 Fuck the IOC. 125 00:08:40,366 --> 00:08:42,673 I'm in. 126 00:08:42,717 --> 00:08:44,762 Do you think they'd let me teach aerobics up there? 127 00:08:44,806 --> 00:08:46,764 Can't see why not. 128 00:08:46,808 --> 00:08:48,853 I'm in. 129 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:50,376 You should come. 130 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,204 I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew. 131 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:54,859 Oh. Sounds fun, 132 00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:57,993 but I'm taking classes at Santa Monica College. 133 00:08:58,036 --> 00:09:00,125 I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant. 134 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,345 Wow. Aiming high. 135 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:04,565 Knock it off, Montana. 136 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:08,569 I'm in the medical field, too. 137 00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:09,787 Medical field? 138 00:09:09,831 --> 00:09:12,442 You're an orderly. You mop up poop. 139 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,226 We're all putting our lives on hold for this, 140 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,794 but I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it. 141 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:19,144 You don't want to be in this town this summer. 142 00:09:19,188 --> 00:09:20,711 It could cost you your life. 143 00:09:20,755 --> 00:09:22,147 ♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel...♪ 144 00:09:22,191 --> 00:09:24,976 Oh, um, your bag. 145 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,195 ♪ Cruel summer...♪ 146 00:09:26,238 --> 00:09:27,979 Thanks. 147 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:29,720 If you change your mind... 148 00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:31,156 call me. 149 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,158 -♪ It's a cruel♪ -♪ It's a cruel♪ 150 00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:35,421 ♪ Cruel summer♪ 151 00:09:35,465 --> 00:09:37,641 ♪ Now you're gone♪ 152 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,861 ♪ You're not the only one♪ 153 00:09:39,904 --> 00:09:42,037 -♪ It's a cruel♪ -♪ It's a cruel♪ 154 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,081 ♪ Cruel summer.♪ 155 00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,726 -Shut up. 156 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:04,902 -Where's the jewelry? 157 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,688 Get it for me. 158 00:11:07,731 --> 00:11:09,472 -Get it for me! 159 00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:21,832 Is that it? 160 00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:22,877 All of it? 161 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,052 Swear on Satan! 162 00:11:24,095 --> 00:11:25,923 I swear. 163 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,276 Fuckin' waste of time! 164 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,148 I'm sorry! 165 00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:34,715 At least we'll see some blood. 166 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,718 -No, please, don't-don't... -You're gonna be famous. 167 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,068 You're gonna die by the hand of the Night Stalker. 168 00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:43,549 -Aah! 169 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:47,162 -MAN: Hey, you okay in there? 170 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:48,946 -The cops are on the way! -Bitch! 171 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,079 -I will find you. 172 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:53,168 Satan will show me the way. 173 00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,613 RAY: A little Jack might take the edge off. 174 00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,182 I still don't really know what happened. 175 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,880 ♪ Watching me...♪ 176 00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:12,622 How am I alive right now? 177 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,581 Face it: you're a badass. 178 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,933 I'm not. He said he was gonna come back and kill me. 179 00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:21,370 The cops are gonna find him, right? 180 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:24,895 Totally. But in the meantime, he won't be able to find you. 181 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:26,941 What's better than a few weeks in the wilderness 182 00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:28,159 to forget about everything? 183 00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:30,161 And get paid for it. 184 00:12:30,205 --> 00:12:33,208 Brooke, you're totally doingthe right thing coming with us. 185 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:37,212 Absolutely. It's gonna be a nonstop party. 186 00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,867 The kids, the camp. 187 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,173 I got enough blow and weed to last us through the summer. 188 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:44,132 And let's just hope we don't have to take 189 00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:46,003 any random drug tests. 190 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,962 -No, it's not fucking funny. 191 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,180 What? What did I say? 192 00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,052 .001. That's how much shit 193 00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:52,880 those wastoids say was in my bloodstream. 194 00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:54,229 If you haven't figured it out, 195 00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:56,100 Chet was disqualified from Team USA. 196 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,581 He peed a pharmacy, so theykicked him out of the Olympics. 197 00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:00,931 Come on, you can be honest with us-- we're friends. 198 00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:02,585 CHET: But I didn't do anything! 199 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:05,066 I worked my ass off for that spot. 200 00:13:05,675 --> 00:13:08,112 I mean, look at this bod. 201 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,245 Have you ever seen a body like this? 202 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:12,029 Never. 203 00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:14,162 -You're embarrassing yourself. -Embarrassing myself? 204 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:15,946 -Yes. -Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see. 205 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,600 Yeah, I'm up for a laugh. 206 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:23,171 Well, it's like the ad says--there's always room for Jell-O. 207 00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:24,825 Ah. Eat my shorts. 208 00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,827 ♪ Just a little touched♪ 209 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,176 ♪ But maybe showers remind me ofPsycho... ♪ 210 00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,873 What the hell. 211 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,179 Guess it doesn't matter whatI put in my body anymore anyway. 212 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:33,050 RAY: Let's go. Let's go! 213 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,661 ♪ Somebody's watching me...♪ 214 00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:37,968 No, thanks. 215 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,317 More for me. 216 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,495 ♪ I always feel like♪ 217 00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:46,411 ♪ Somebody's watching me♪ 218 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,457 ♪ Tell me, is it just a dream?♪ 219 00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:58,293 Fill 'er up. 220 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:00,425 -Pay phone? -Mm-hmm. 221 00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,123 Takes a quarter. 222 00:14:14,135 --> 00:14:16,093 Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine. 223 00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:19,140 When you hear the beep, do your thang. 224 00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:23,448 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 11 messages. 225 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,015 First message. 226 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:26,234 MAN : You can't just take your dick 227 00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:29,063 and walk away. There's nowhere to run, 228 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,934 nowhere to hide. 229 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,284 I know exactly where you're going. 230 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:36,157 Xavier! Let's go! We got to getmoving if we're gonna make it 231 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,898 to Redwood before dark. 232 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,682 You say Redwood? 233 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:42,119 BROOKE: Yeah. Camp Redwood. 234 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:43,555 We're all counselors there for the summer. 235 00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,035 Turn around. 236 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,081 Go back to the city. 237 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,041 They never should have opened that place up again. 238 00:14:51,085 --> 00:14:53,348 Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you? 239 00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,741 Ten even. 240 00:15:05,795 --> 00:15:06,927 You're all gonna die. 241 00:15:23,247 --> 00:15:25,380 ♪ I'm outta luck♪ 242 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:27,164 ♪ Outta love...♪ 243 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,079 You guys, I think we were supposed to turn back there. 244 00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:30,776 Nah, that was a side road. 245 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,256 Leads to the same place. 246 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,215 This way is much faster. 247 00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:35,172 You've never been here before. 248 00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:37,218 -How do you know? -Instincts, baby. 249 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,784 Maybe we should have checked at the gas station. 250 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,091 BROOKE: Why was that guy saying 251 00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:43,224 all of that creepy st... Look out! 252 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,148 Did we hit him? 253 00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,760 No. I-I don't think so. 254 00:15:57,803 --> 00:15:59,370 Hey. 255 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:01,155 You okay? 256 00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:03,331 Just keep your head back and relax. 257 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,115 We need to keep him warm. 258 00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:07,161 I-I'll go get a blanket. 259 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:08,640 What's your name? 260 00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,295 I can't remember. 261 00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,558 -CHET: No, no, no, no, no, no! 262 00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:16,213 -Don't move. -XAVIER: No... 263 00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:17,345 Look-look at his cuts. 264 00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:19,564 The dried blood. He didn't just get 265 00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:21,784 those injuries--he's been out here a long time. 266 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:24,221 Doesn't matter.We're in the middle of nowhere. 267 00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:26,310 We can't just leave him here. 268 00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,573 XAVIER:We'll take him back to the campwith us, then, but 269 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:30,836 let's get our stories straight.We didn't hit him. 270 00:16:32,882 --> 00:16:34,623 Here, let's just get him up, huh? 271 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,147 Let's get him up. 272 00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:39,367 You got to believe me. 273 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,369 -I tried. -BROOKE: It's okay. 274 00:16:41,412 --> 00:16:43,414 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. 275 00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:50,073 RAY: Hey. 276 00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:52,075 Hey! 277 00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:19,842 Welcome to Camp Redwood. 278 00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,844 I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner. 279 00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:24,847 Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice. 280 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,283 Well, we'll all have to wear multiple hats. 281 00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:28,851 We are short-staffed, andthe kids arrive in the morning. 282 00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:30,418 Yeah, are we the only counselors? 283 00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:33,160 Well, the Olympics create thousands of temporary jobs, 284 00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:35,379 and my pool of potential employees was limited. 285 00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:37,120 Is there a medic or a nurse here? 286 00:17:38,252 --> 00:17:40,950 We have a situation. 287 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,865 What happened to him? 288 00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:44,258 XAVIER: Uh, he was by the side of the road. 289 00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,130 -He was already messed up. -Okay, well, 290 00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,305 let's get him to the infirmary. 291 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:58,272 You say you found him in the middle of the road? 292 00:17:58,315 --> 00:18:00,100 He was by the side of the road. 293 00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:03,103 He's been pretty out of it, saying weird things, 294 00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:04,669 not making much sense. 295 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:07,324 He's severely dehydrated. 296 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,544 Probably went for a hike and got lost. 297 00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:12,677 Couldn't find his way back. Panicked. 298 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:16,246 People don't realize just how deep these woods are. 299 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,162 Hikers get lost in them every year. 300 00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,295 End up dead of hypothermia or 301 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,905 falling into a ravine 302 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:25,342 or just disappearing altogether. 303 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,257 He's lucky you found him. 304 00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:28,345 Hmm. 305 00:18:28,389 --> 00:18:29,259 Is he gonna die? 306 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,479 Not on my watch. 307 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:34,482 Don't worry, I work in the E.R.at Hawthorne Hospital 308 00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:36,440 -the rest of the year. -MARGARET: Why don't we 309 00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:37,789 give our nurse a little space. 310 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,401 Come on. I can show you all a tour of the camp. 311 00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:45,971 We have canoes and rowboats. 312 00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:48,278 All children must have a buddy to go into the water. 313 00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:51,151 The lake is allegedly bottomless, 314 00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:53,936 and drowning is the number onecause of death for U.S. campers. 315 00:18:53,979 --> 00:18:54,980 What's second? 316 00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:08,777 And this is Chef Bertie, 317 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,387 a Camp Redwood veteran. 318 00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:12,041 Dibs. 319 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,303 You wouldn't know what to do with it 320 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:14,609 if you got it, handsome. 321 00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:18,395 Put those scrawny arms to work 322 00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:20,397 and help a lady fill her pantry. 323 00:19:20,441 --> 00:19:22,399 All of you, grab a crate. 324 00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,314 This heat is a killer. 325 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,751 MARGARET: Chef Bertie worked here when I was a counselor. 326 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:29,319 We are so blessed to have her with us. 327 00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:32,453 I have many good memories of this place. 328 00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,846 It's magic up here in the fresh air. 329 00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:39,982 I'm sorry that one bad apple ruined it for everyone. 330 00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:42,985 The minute I heard Margaret was reopening this place, 331 00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:45,074 I was first to volunteer. 332 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,425 No. No, no, no, this... all thisgoes up to the mess hall. 333 00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:51,211 MARGARET: Girls shower in the a.m., boys in the p.m. 334 00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,778 Same goes for counselors, too. 335 00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,606 This is the girls' cabin. 336 00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,439 And this is the boys' cabin. 337 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:03,571 Girls are red. 338 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,050 Boys are blue. 339 00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:06,661 Don't even try to make purple. 340 00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:09,359 You expect us to be celibate all summer? 341 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,361 Well, I'm not banning self-abuse. 342 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:13,102 Although every stroke soils your soul. 343 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,669 But how could I ever enforce it? 344 00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,106 It's 1984, Margaret. 345 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,587 They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym. 346 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,285 You ever hear of the sexual revolution? 347 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:24,287 Sex won. 348 00:20:24,331 --> 00:20:27,334 I am aware of the decadence of our era. 349 00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,423 Women's underwear that shows the buttocks. 350 00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:32,469 Pornography in your own home. 351 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:33,601 Van Halen. 352 00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:36,299 I have been fighting the Lord's fight 353 00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:38,693 against filth around the world for years. 354 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:40,695 Charles Keating is a dear friend. 355 00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:42,697 I was right by his side in Cincinnati 356 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,438 during that Larry Flynt trial. 357 00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:47,267 And that is why, while still grieving 358 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,357 my sweet husband Walter's untimely death, 359 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,621 I took a small portion of the large fortune 360 00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:56,450 he left to me to buy this camp and create a safe, 361 00:20:56,493 --> 00:21:00,497 pure, godly and decent place 362 00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:04,066 for the children of this countryto escape for the summer. 363 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:07,504 It is a dream come true. 364 00:21:07,548 --> 00:21:09,854 Now, there aren't many rules, but I expect every one of you 365 00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:11,943 to follow them without exception. 366 00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,513 Who's Charles Keating? 367 00:21:42,147 --> 00:21:44,541 I don't smoke that funny weed. 368 00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:48,153 Only thing I put in my lungs... 369 00:21:48,197 --> 00:21:49,546 is a Marlboro Red. 370 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:51,418 You know that shit will kill you. 371 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:53,115 All got to die somehow. 372 00:21:53,158 --> 00:21:56,118 Any of you been camp counselors before? 373 00:21:56,161 --> 00:21:57,119 -BROOKE: Mm-mmm. -CHET: No. 374 00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:58,207 Nah. We just had to get out of L.A. 375 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,208 RITA: I hear that. 376 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,123 Couldn't stand being in that city 377 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,473 another minute. Not with all those gruesome murders 378 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,170 happening so close to home. 379 00:22:05,214 --> 00:22:07,347 I was attacked in my apartment 380 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:09,392 by the Night Stalker. 381 00:22:10,393 --> 00:22:12,743 He said he'd come after me. 382 00:22:12,787 --> 00:22:14,571 Brooke, take a chill pill. 383 00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,704 He doesn't know where you are, and nobody followed us. 384 00:22:16,747 --> 00:22:18,619 Nothing bad is gonna happen here. 385 00:22:18,662 --> 00:22:21,622 RITA: Maybe not, but something did. 386 00:22:22,536 --> 00:22:24,189 14 years ago. 387 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,235 That's why they closed this place down. 388 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,020 Rita. I totally understand the tradition, 389 00:22:29,064 --> 00:22:31,022 and usually I'm cool with that, 390 00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:33,198 but our friend Brooke here 391 00:22:33,242 --> 00:22:35,244 had a for-real assault, and 392 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,681 we're just not in the mood for a bullshit ghost story. 393 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:38,943 It's not bullshit. 394 00:22:38,987 --> 00:22:41,032 And there was no ghost. 395 00:22:42,469 --> 00:22:44,427 I'll be honest with you. I've never been a nurse 396 00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:45,602 at a summer camp before. 397 00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:48,039 And you've never been counselors. 398 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,172 So how did we get these jobs 399 00:22:50,215 --> 00:22:52,740 with no prior experience? 400 00:22:52,783 --> 00:22:54,959 That's because anybody that knows anything 401 00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:56,483 about Camp Redwood 402 00:22:56,526 --> 00:22:58,833 doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood. 403 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,403 This is the sight of the worst summer camp massacre 404 00:23:03,446 --> 00:23:04,534 of all time. 405 00:23:04,578 --> 00:23:06,623 Come on, Rita. 406 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,538 His name was Benjamin Richter. 407 00:23:08,582 --> 00:23:11,236 But everybody called him Mr. Jingles. 408 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,980 Richter was drafted into the Vietnam War. 409 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:18,722 They sent him off to Saigon, 410 00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:21,116 and that's where he found his calling. 411 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:25,816 He had the highest kill rate in his company. 412 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:28,993 And even after he was wounded, 413 00:23:29,037 --> 00:23:31,039 he went back for a second tour. 414 00:23:31,082 --> 00:23:32,780 See, he liked to kill, 415 00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:34,434 and he was good at it. 416 00:23:35,565 --> 00:23:37,480 He had a nasty habit 417 00:23:37,524 --> 00:23:40,483 of collecting trophies from his enemies. 418 00:23:40,527 --> 00:23:42,485 Cut off their ears 419 00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:44,531 and strung them into a necklace. 420 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:46,750 Army found out about it 421 00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:48,752 and gave him a dishonorable discharge. 422 00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:50,275 Richter came home to nothing. 423 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:52,321 Only job he was able to get... 424 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,671 was right here in Camp Redwood. 425 00:23:54,715 --> 00:23:57,674 Nobody knows exactly why he snapped. 426 00:23:57,718 --> 00:24:00,111 But one random night, 427 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:02,549 Mr. Jingles grabs a knife 428 00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:04,681 and slaughters an entire cabin. 429 00:24:06,161 --> 00:24:07,641 Ten victims in all. 430 00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:09,338 MARGARET: You're wrong. 431 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:12,689 If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right. 432 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:15,083 Alcohol is not allowed. 433 00:24:15,126 --> 00:24:17,694 -Wha... God! -Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes. 434 00:24:17,738 --> 00:24:18,869 What are those, cloves? 435 00:24:18,913 --> 00:24:21,089 So nothing happened here? 436 00:24:21,132 --> 00:24:22,656 No, there was a massacre. 437 00:24:22,699 --> 00:24:24,832 But only nine died, not ten. 438 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:27,487 So Mr. Jingles is real? 439 00:24:32,753 --> 00:24:35,059 Now, I don't usually show off, 440 00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:37,932 but since you allare helping me start this camp, 441 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:40,325 I think you deserve to know everything. 442 00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:47,158 I was asleep when I heard it. 443 00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,074 -It was the sound 444 00:24:50,118 --> 00:24:52,860 of his keys... jingling. 445 00:24:52,903 --> 00:24:54,731 I opened my eyes 446 00:24:54,775 --> 00:24:56,646 a split-second before I felt the blade. 447 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:58,300 -But I knew 448 00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,650 I was going to die. 449 00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:06,569 But then a miracle happened. 450 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,401 I saw a bubble 451 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,403 rising to the surface, 452 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,884 and I had this powerful urge 453 00:25:16,927 --> 00:25:19,974 to follow it up to the light. 454 00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:22,367 I was so scared. 455 00:25:22,411 --> 00:25:24,979 I didn't know how I could stay still. 456 00:25:25,022 --> 00:25:28,722 But then the light became so bright. 457 00:25:28,765 --> 00:25:30,985 I was lost in it, 458 00:25:31,028 --> 00:25:34,945 in the warmth and peace. 459 00:25:34,989 --> 00:25:37,687 It was Jesus. 460 00:25:37,731 --> 00:25:39,950 I had known him my whole life, 461 00:25:39,994 --> 00:25:42,387 -but I truly met him that day. 462 00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:44,781 I floated out of my body, 463 00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:48,176 held aloft by the wings of an angel. 464 00:25:48,219 --> 00:25:50,657 From above, I saw him cut off 465 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,355 my ear, but I gave him nothing. 466 00:25:53,398 --> 00:25:56,358 Not a twitch or a sound. 467 00:25:56,401 --> 00:25:59,361 And that's how I managed to survive, 468 00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:01,145 through the grace of God 469 00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:03,191 and His mercy. 470 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:11,852 What happened to Mr. Jingles? 471 00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:13,462 He was arrested and put on trial. 472 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,378 I was the star witness. 473 00:26:16,421 --> 00:26:19,424 The jury only took an hour to find him guilty, 474 00:26:19,468 --> 00:26:22,079 and I thought, "That will be the end of it." 475 00:26:24,255 --> 00:26:26,214 But I can't escape him. 476 00:26:26,257 --> 00:26:27,998 And that's why 477 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,000 I bought this camp. 478 00:26:30,044 --> 00:26:32,002 To reopen it. 479 00:26:32,046 --> 00:26:35,005 And to take all of my darkest memories 480 00:26:35,049 --> 00:26:38,443 and turn theminto something bright and happy. 481 00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:40,794 Dude. 482 00:26:40,837 --> 00:26:42,752 That's heavy. 483 00:26:42,796 --> 00:26:45,015 Okay, well... 484 00:26:45,059 --> 00:26:47,278 the kids are coming tomorrow, 485 00:26:47,322 --> 00:26:49,237 and this is the last time 486 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,632 I want anyone talking about that horrible night. 487 00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:18,718 Oh, Jesus. 488 00:28:18,761 --> 00:28:21,721 You can't creep up on people like that. 489 00:28:21,764 --> 00:28:23,766 You... 490 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:25,812 you shouldn't be here. 491 00:28:25,855 --> 00:28:27,117 I was worried about you. 492 00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:31,165 What are you doing out of bed? 493 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:34,037 Come on, you should be resting. 494 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:39,042 Man, you don't look so good. 495 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:41,044 There's nobody I can call? 496 00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:44,047 F-Family, friends? 497 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:46,049 Phone lines are down. 498 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,572 Seriously? 499 00:28:47,616 --> 00:28:50,184 It's a miraclethey let them reopen this dump. 500 00:28:50,227 --> 00:28:51,881 Reopen? 501 00:28:53,622 --> 00:28:54,971 Where are we? 502 00:28:55,015 --> 00:28:57,104 It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood? 503 00:28:57,147 --> 00:28:59,062 -No. 504 00:28:59,106 --> 00:29:00,977 No, you have to leave. 505 00:29:01,021 --> 00:29:03,197 Something terrible is gonna happen. 506 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,154 No, I don't understand. What... 507 00:29:04,198 --> 00:29:06,461 Get out! Go, now! 508 00:29:08,158 --> 00:29:10,073 BROOKE: I think there's something wrong with the hiker. 509 00:29:10,117 --> 00:29:13,163 When I went to check on him, he wigged out. 510 00:29:13,207 --> 00:29:14,991 I think he has a concussion. 511 00:29:15,035 --> 00:29:17,167 MONTANA: I mean, we got him here, made sure 512 00:29:17,211 --> 00:29:18,168 he didn't die. 513 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:20,127 Karmically, we're cool. 514 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,563 He kept saying something bad 515 00:29:21,606 --> 00:29:24,000 -is gonna happen. 516 00:29:24,044 --> 00:29:26,220 ♪ You see me...♪ 517 00:29:27,221 --> 00:29:28,613 MAN: Hey. 518 00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:30,354 ♪ When you're making a scene♪ 519 00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:32,182 ♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know...♪ 520 00:29:32,226 --> 00:29:33,923 Don't you guys know 521 00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:36,360 you're not supposed to be coed fraternizing? 522 00:29:36,404 --> 00:29:38,972 ♪ The senses will show to my heart...♪ 523 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,366 I'm just fucking with you. 524 00:29:42,410 --> 00:29:45,152 Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director. 525 00:29:45,195 --> 00:29:47,023 So, technically, I'm your boss, 526 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:49,156 but don't worry, I'm not gonna be enforcing 527 00:29:49,199 --> 00:29:52,159 any of Margaret Booth's rules for godly living. 528 00:29:52,202 --> 00:29:54,378 Between you and me, I bet myself 50 bucks 529 00:29:54,422 --> 00:29:56,163 I'd bang her by the end of the summer. 530 00:29:56,206 --> 00:29:57,164 You bet yourself? 531 00:29:57,207 --> 00:29:58,165 Yeah. 532 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,210 Don't I know you from somewhere? 533 00:30:01,211 --> 00:30:03,213 Teach aerobics in Marina del Rey. 534 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:05,172 Maybe you've taken one of my classes. 535 00:30:05,215 --> 00:30:06,390 They're pretty hot. 536 00:30:06,434 --> 00:30:08,828 Also, if you look closely 537 00:30:08,871 --> 00:30:10,830 at the end of the opening credits of Three's Company 538 00:30:10,873 --> 00:30:13,833 when John Ritter and the girls are on bikes on the boardwalk, 539 00:30:13,876 --> 00:30:15,269 you can see me in the background. 540 00:30:15,312 --> 00:30:16,966 Shot it right at my condo. 541 00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:19,055 I love that show. 542 00:30:19,099 --> 00:30:21,623 I'm sorry, how does one go aboutmaking a bet with themselves? 543 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:25,061 No, no, no. Wait. You werein the Jane Fonda workout video. 544 00:30:25,105 --> 00:30:25,975 Ah. 545 00:30:26,019 --> 00:30:27,934 Originally, yes. 546 00:30:27,977 --> 00:30:30,937 First row,right next to Ms. Fonda herself. 547 00:30:32,068 --> 00:30:34,027 I call her Jane. 548 00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:39,075 I've seen that video a bunch of times. 549 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:40,076 You're not in it. 550 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,426 Well, not in the one that went out to the public. 551 00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:45,038 We shot the original for two days. 552 00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:47,083 But when they tested it with an audience, 553 00:30:47,127 --> 00:30:49,129 they realized I was pulling focus from Jane. 554 00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:52,480 Well... 555 00:30:52,523 --> 00:30:55,483 a certain part of me was. 556 00:30:55,526 --> 00:30:58,703 MONTANA: That thing was flopping around 557 00:30:58,747 --> 00:31:00,053 like a baby elephant's trunk. 558 00:31:01,271 --> 00:31:02,446 They had to recast and reshoot. 559 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:04,448 You must have seen one of those bootleg VHS tapes 560 00:31:04,492 --> 00:31:05,885 that's been floating around. 561 00:31:05,928 --> 00:31:07,974 First thing I ever masturbated to. 562 00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:09,671 ♪ A front for me...♪ 563 00:31:09,714 --> 00:31:10,933 You're a legend. 564 00:31:10,977 --> 00:31:12,108 Thanks. 565 00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:13,718 You're welcome. 566 00:31:13,762 --> 00:31:16,112 ♪ Slip on into any disguise...♪ 567 00:31:41,964 --> 00:31:43,052 It got hot in there. 568 00:31:43,096 --> 00:31:45,141 I needed to cool down. 569 00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:46,534 Feeling a little sticky myself. 570 00:31:46,577 --> 00:31:48,101 Oh, yeah, you are. 571 00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:54,150 Ah. 572 00:31:56,196 --> 00:31:57,937 Oh... 573 00:32:05,074 --> 00:32:06,293 Do you know how many times 574 00:32:06,336 --> 00:32:08,556 I watched you do Rover's Revengeon that video? 575 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:12,081 You'd lift your legs to aperfect 90 degrees and kick out. 576 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:14,518 It gets me excited just thinking about it. 577 00:32:16,216 --> 00:32:18,044 I got another trick I'd like to show you. 578 00:32:18,087 --> 00:32:19,219 Oh, yeah? 579 00:32:39,152 --> 00:32:40,327 Are you okay? 580 00:32:40,370 --> 00:32:42,198 You almost strangled me with your thighs. 581 00:32:42,242 --> 00:32:45,158 Let's jam. A storm's coming. 582 00:32:45,201 --> 00:32:47,377 You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod. 583 00:32:47,421 --> 00:32:49,597 -Let's go. -Okay. 584 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,252 Dr. Hopple. 585 00:33:36,296 --> 00:33:38,385 HOPPLE:What in God's name is going on? 586 00:33:38,428 --> 00:33:40,256 ART: It's a mess, Doctor. 587 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,258 One of the patients broke out. 588 00:33:42,302 --> 00:33:44,260 Oneof the patients? 589 00:33:44,304 --> 00:33:46,175 The entire hospital is on the front lawn. 590 00:33:46,219 --> 00:33:49,048 He hit the master release on the way out. 591 00:33:49,091 --> 00:33:51,354 Opened all the cell doors. 592 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:52,616 Who? 593 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:54,357 Mr. Jingles. 594 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:56,272 I mean, Benjamin Richter. 595 00:33:56,316 --> 00:33:58,057 Please tell me he's not still loose. 596 00:33:59,406 --> 00:34:01,364 We have patrols combing the grounds. 597 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:02,496 Local police are setting up roadblocks. 598 00:34:02,539 --> 00:34:04,063 He's not gonna get far. 599 00:34:04,106 --> 00:34:05,977 How did this happen? 600 00:34:16,118 --> 00:34:17,989 Richter, you dumb fuck. 601 00:34:41,926 --> 00:34:43,798 Saved the taxpayers a lot of money. 602 00:37:02,502 --> 00:37:04,504 Aw, shit! 603 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,564 -Oh! 604 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:22,391 Geez! 605 00:37:22,435 --> 00:37:25,264 Oh, God. 606 00:37:25,307 --> 00:37:27,048 Bella, you maniac. 607 00:38:00,603 --> 00:38:02,170 Hello? 608 00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:07,654 Hey. 609 00:38:07,697 --> 00:38:09,525 Nobody's supposed to be in here. 610 00:38:09,569 --> 00:38:11,484 If you want gas, I'll be right out. 611 00:38:15,923 --> 00:38:17,403 Hey! Hey! 612 00:38:17,446 --> 00:38:18,665 Hey! 613 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:20,536 Hey, hey... Aah! 614 00:38:26,803 --> 00:38:30,024 What the fucking fuck? 615 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,559 -XAVIER: Yes. 616 00:38:43,603 --> 00:38:45,169 They're replaying it. 617 00:38:45,213 --> 00:38:47,215 Stop! 618 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:48,521 -There. 619 00:38:48,564 --> 00:38:51,393 There it is. 620 00:38:51,437 --> 00:38:53,352 This sucks. 621 00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:55,354 Best athletes in the world in one place, 622 00:38:55,397 --> 00:38:56,355 and I'm missing it. 623 00:38:56,398 --> 00:38:57,921 I should be in the Parade of Nations. 624 00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:59,619 RITA:I know exactly what you missing. 625 00:38:59,662 --> 00:39:01,142 The fuck fest. 626 00:39:01,185 --> 00:39:02,709 -Athletes are skanks. 627 00:39:02,752 --> 00:39:04,711 There's a reasonwhy they hand out 20,000 condoms 628 00:39:04,754 --> 00:39:06,190 -at the Olympics. 629 00:39:06,234 --> 00:39:07,714 Sounds like heaven to me. 630 00:39:07,757 --> 00:39:10,412 I heard the male athletes outnumber the females 631 00:39:10,456 --> 00:39:12,414 five to one. 632 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:14,416 That's some tough competition. 633 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,505 -What the fuck would you know about it? -Whoa. 634 00:39:16,549 --> 00:39:18,159 RAY: Dude, 635 00:39:18,202 --> 00:39:19,378 shut up already. 636 00:39:19,421 --> 00:39:20,596 She was just trying to help. 637 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,468 You're being a dick. 638 00:39:22,511 --> 00:39:23,730 Fuck you. 639 00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:25,384 -Chet, what the hell? -Okay! 640 00:39:25,427 --> 00:39:26,602 Shit! 641 00:39:26,646 --> 00:39:27,690 My bad. I-I didn't mean to do... 642 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,388 Back off! 643 00:39:29,431 --> 00:39:31,607 Nurse, a little help? 644 00:39:31,651 --> 00:39:32,608 I clocked out already. 645 00:39:32,652 --> 00:39:33,566 I'm here for the kids. 646 00:39:33,609 --> 00:39:34,567 You want bandages, 647 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:35,959 you can find 'em yourself. 648 00:39:36,003 --> 00:39:38,222 Goddamn 'roid rage. 649 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:49,712 Nice. 650 00:39:49,756 --> 00:39:51,453 That was real smooth. 651 00:40:29,099 --> 00:40:30,318 RAY: Fuck. 652 00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:33,843 You okay? 653 00:40:33,887 --> 00:40:35,671 I think Chet really is sorry. 654 00:40:35,715 --> 00:40:37,238 He's just drunk. 655 00:40:37,281 --> 00:40:38,369 No, he's just an asshole. 656 00:40:39,545 --> 00:40:41,329 Can I see? 657 00:40:47,901 --> 00:40:49,293 -Does it hurt? -Yes. 658 00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:51,470 -: Oh. Sorry. -It's all right. 659 00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:56,866 It's still bleeding. 660 00:40:56,910 --> 00:41:00,043 I'm gonna go look for some bandages and... 661 00:41:00,087 --> 00:41:02,045 maybe some iodine. 662 00:41:02,089 --> 00:41:03,133 -You don't have to do that. -Just... 663 00:41:03,177 --> 00:41:04,526 I don't mind. 664 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:06,920 All right, just keep pressure. 665 00:41:06,963 --> 00:41:08,487 All right. 666 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:10,532 RAY: Be safe. 667 00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:56,926 Aah! 668 00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:05,326 COMMENTATOR: Gina Hemphill, 669 00:42:05,369 --> 00:42:07,110 granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens, 670 00:42:07,154 --> 00:42:10,549 hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. 671 00:42:10,592 --> 00:42:12,681 But will she light the flame? 672 00:42:20,384 --> 00:42:21,908 Rafer Johnson. 673 00:42:21,951 --> 00:42:24,127 He will light the Olympic flame. 674 00:42:29,263 --> 00:42:31,613 The last 25 steps you see rising... 675 00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:54,027 He's here! 676 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:55,594 He's after me! 677 00:42:55,637 --> 00:42:57,465 He's trying to kill me! 678 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:58,945 Who? What are you talking about? 679 00:42:58,988 --> 00:43:01,164 Mr. Jingles! 680 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,603 -This is a joke, right?-I could make out his raincoat. 681 00:43:04,646 --> 00:43:06,779 His hood. I kept hearing his keys. 682 00:43:06,822 --> 00:43:09,085 It was him. 683 00:43:13,002 --> 00:43:14,221 No, no, no, no! He's right outside! 684 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,015 I don't see anything. There's nobody out here. 685 00:43:26,059 --> 00:43:27,930 Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles? 686 00:43:27,974 --> 00:43:30,454 XAVIER:Hasn't he been locked up since,like, the '70s? 687 00:43:30,498 --> 00:43:33,719 No... I know it was him. 688 00:43:33,762 --> 00:43:36,504 He murdered the hiker and he cut off his ear. 689 00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:58,918 He's right behind that door. 690 00:44:00,702 --> 00:44:02,922 I'm not going back in there. 691 00:44:21,288 --> 00:44:22,898 Girl... 692 00:44:22,942 --> 00:44:24,291 you trippin'. 693 00:44:27,729 --> 00:44:28,948 Wha... I... 694 00:44:28,991 --> 00:44:30,079 I don't understand. 695 00:44:30,123 --> 00:44:33,126 He was... he was right here! 696 00:44:33,169 --> 00:44:35,824 Well, he's not there anymore. 697 00:44:35,868 --> 00:44:38,914 Must have wandered back to wherever he came from. 698 00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:40,133 Not our problem. 699 00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,918 I think I might've found your raincoat killer. 700 00:44:42,962 --> 00:44:44,964 --BROOKE: No, no, no. No, no, no. 701 00:44:45,007 --> 00:44:46,922 I am not imagining all of this! 702 00:44:46,966 --> 00:44:48,576 CHET: Well, yeah, but... 703 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,056 you did indulge in the righteous bush. 704 00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:51,797 How many hits did you take? 705 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,102 -Zero. -Then you probably just got 706 00:44:53,146 --> 00:44:54,800 the mother of all contact highs. 707 00:44:54,843 --> 00:44:55,888 XAVIER: We toked on a crossbreed 708 00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:58,325 of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze. 709 00:45:04,070 --> 00:45:05,506 MARGARET: What in heaven's name 710 00:45:05,549 --> 00:45:07,116 is going on here? 711 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:12,339 It's, um... it's-it's my fault. 712 00:45:12,382 --> 00:45:14,036 -I thought... -TREVOR: No, we came to check on that guy 713 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,299 -they picked up on the road. -How is he? 714 00:45:16,343 --> 00:45:19,302 I guess he was well enough to leave. 715 00:45:19,346 --> 00:45:21,870 Okay, good. That's one less person for us to look after. 716 00:45:21,914 --> 00:45:23,176 Now, let's go get some rest. 717 00:45:23,219 --> 00:45:24,568 We have a big day tomorrow. 718 00:45:33,926 --> 00:45:35,797 What happened to you? 719 00:45:35,841 --> 00:45:38,147 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 720 00:45:38,191 --> 00:45:39,192 Go clean yourself up. 721 00:46:13,182 --> 00:46:15,184 Montana, wake up. 722 00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:18,579 -W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke.- 723 00:46:18,622 --> 00:46:19,972 Why are you sleeping with a knife? 724 00:46:20,015 --> 00:46:21,625 I have a suspicious nature. 725 00:46:21,669 --> 00:46:22,975 Why are you waking me up? 726 00:46:23,018 --> 00:46:25,064 Someone's calling the pay phone. 727 00:46:25,107 --> 00:46:26,195 Who gives a shit? 728 00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,067 He said the phone lines were down. 729 00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:30,069 Whatever, Brooke. 730 00:47:11,284 --> 00:47:12,938 Hello? 731 00:47:16,506 --> 00:47:17,899 Who is this? 732 00:47:24,036 --> 00:47:26,038 MAN : Satan, Satan, Satan. 733 00:47:34,481 --> 00:47:37,527 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 47790

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