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Not again.

Coming!

Hold on.

Who the hell is it?

Why the fuck would you turn off the doorbell?

Where are your keys?

Anu!

Anu, my shirt's inside. Open up, please.

Anu.

Anu!

Make sure you don't crease the shirt.

Anu!

-Lucky's anything but lucky! -Yeah, okay. Bowl.

We need a wicket, Lucky!

What amazing weather! So good... Lovely!

Fielding.

Ahaan bowling.

What a pain!

Ignore him. Bowl.

Ball coming.

Ahaan. Six!

-Will you hit a six now? -Yes.

-Here, take the bat. -Wait...

Attitude!

Ready?

-Ready. -Shall I bowl?

-Yes. -Ahaan is ready. Here goes the bowler.

Ahaan hits a six!

-Wow! -There it goes.

-Where is it? -It's gone far.

-Very far! -It crossed the boundary.

-It's gone into the sea! -Gone into the sea!

Hari!

Hari!

Come on, let's go.

Hari!

Carry on, I'll join you.

-What is it? -Listen.

We're a fielder short. Come join the game.

Hey, Tinku!

Let's go!

And listen...

-Don't get him along. -What's happening?

Can't you hear?

Gayatri has been calling you for so long.

I was sweeping the balcony. I was just coming.

Go and get some cottage cheese.

-Now? -Yes, hurry up!

-Okay. -Don't wander around.

I'll be right back.

Ahaan, your breakfast.

Here, butter your toast.

I might be late tonight.

At least, have breakfast before you go.

Come.

Ahaan... You're done with breakfast, right?

Go, get ready.

Ranjit, the kids in the building are planning a picnic.

Get to the point, Gayatri.

I want Ahaan to join them.

We've discussed this enough times.

You know my reasons.

Why bring it up again?

I'll go for a picnic! I'll go for a picnic!

Ahaan. Go inside.

You know how those kids treat him, don't you?

The change will be good for him.

Please let him go, Ranjit.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Mom, I'll go picnic.

With friends!

Girlfriends! I'll go with friends.

Okay, fine.

Will you go give Ms. Anu those brownies?

It's over there.

Okay.

-Who is it? -Sir, Abhijeet.

-Who Abhijeet? -Sir, doorstep banking.

-Hi, sir. -Come in.

Actually, sir...

Shoes, sir.

What's wrong with them?

No, sir. You'll ask me to take them off...

Okay.

Have a... Have a good day, sir.

Who is it?

Ahaan... Hi!

-Come on in. -Hi.

Hold it there, young man.

Do you roam about in shoes at home too?

Never mind. Ahaan, give me that.

-And take off your shoes there. -Yes, yes.

-Sit, I'll be right back. -Okay.

Here.

-Lovely juice! -I'm glad you like it.

So, how are you? You don't come to the park these days?

Yesterday... I came.

-I left early. -Oh, I didn't see you.

Here. For the brownies.

-Okay. I'll leave now. -Okay.

-Bye, Ahaan. -Yes, bye.

-See you later. -Yeah... okay.

Did you have to call him in?

You could've collected the box at the door.

You can treat people the way you like.

Please don't interfere in my matters.

Slowly.

Control the steering wheel, and carefully move ahead.

Eyes on the road and drive slow.

Hi, Mom. Where are you going?

Your Dad is getting an award tonight!

Oh, nice! I'll come and cheer for my Dad.

I know, son. But...

Let's see what mood he's in today.

Ahaan.

Dad's come.

Gayatri, hurry up. We need to leave.

Yeah. Nice.

Wow!

Hi, Mom! How do I look?

Very nice!

Ahaan wants to come along to cheer his Dad.

No, Mom...

Tinku and I will party at home!

Really?

Yay!

I want to get married.

My wife

My child. Two children.

One boy, one girl.

They'll have their birthdays...

Happy birthday to you!

Feed me cake too.

-My wife. -Okay.

She won't feed me?

-Wait. -Okay.

She'll give me mouth.

Here, sweetie, have cake.

Give me a kiss.

What work will you do?

Simple work. I'll do my own work.

Lovely, fun. Hey, come here?

Listen, get these photocopied.

Get these photocopied.

My passport.

My social security card.

PAN card.

Get copies made.

Okay. Secretary?

-Secretary. -Will it be a guy or a girl?

A girl.

You are upset because your dad

didn't take you along, right?

How can they do this?

They don't think of me.

They only think of themselves.

My wedding. I want to get married. Where will my wife stay?

I want to have my own house. My life.

-You want to live by yourself. -By myself.

You want the logo on the left, right?

Okay.

And the font size, a little bigger.

-Hi, Ahaan. -Hi.

-Brownies for you! -Thank You!

What's cooking?

I've made Chicken Biryani.

-Want to try some? -Chicken Biryani!

Come on in!

-Sit, I'll be right back. -Yes, yes.

-Here you go. -Biryani!

Wow, thank you.

-Superb Biryani. -Anu!

-Do you want more? -No, no.

Thank you. I'm on a diet!

Anu, where are you?

Can't you hear me? Who are you talking...

Oh.

What the...

Is that food on the sofa?

-Ozzy... -Is that food?

-Ozzy, please relax. Just calm down. -Damn!

Just... It's okay.

Ahaan, don't worry about it.

-Eat some more. -No no, I'm dieting.

Ozzy! Hey, what the... What are you doing?

Stop it! Ahaan, it's okay.

Stop! What are you doing?

Ahaan, it's okay.

Please!

-What? -Will you just stop it now?

Anu.

This must not happen again.

Goddam, he was eating on my sofa!

You know how much I hate all this.

Let's have some discipline in this house!

-God! -You know how much it bothers me!

I've had enough.

I've had enough of this bullshit!

Your OCD...

Your obsession with everything,

cleanliness and sanitization, just drives me nuts!

Ozzy...

you need serious professional help.

Why? No...

-How many times- -No, tell me...

What's wrong with keeping the house clean?

And I just want things in a particular way.

That's it. How difficult it is for you to understand?

I can't do this anymore...

You need a bloody shrink, not me.

Angry all the bloody time.

Come on. You're being over-dramatic.

Keep it back.

Keep it back, dammit! Come on.

Anu, come on, stop it! Keep it back.

Don't overreact.

More than a wife...

I feel I'm here to serve you,

while you sit on that high horse of yours.

Anu, relax.

You don't want a child, because of this OCD of yours.

So that the house is not a mess!

We'll work on this. Okay, I promise you. Come on.

We'll work on this.

You need to work on yourself.

Anu, just wait.

Anu, stop. What are you doing?

-Let me go! -Anu!

Anu, relax! Anu!

Who are you waiting for?

Onella will be here soon.

-You're kidding! -I swear!

Please go.

I'll leave when she arrives.

I want to woo girls, man.

I know, buddy. Let her get here.

-I'll leave then. -Please go, man...

Ahaan!

-Hi. -Hi.

What are you doing here?

-Just killing time. -Yes, nothing, just chilling.

Where are you going?

Actually, I was looking for you.

-Look what I got you. -Oh, wow!

Amazing.

-Lovely. Halwa! -You like it, right?

Yes. I'll eat all of it!

Whenever you want to eat something, just call me, okay?

-I'll make it for you. -I will...

Are you going home?

No, I just need to give my husband something.

I'll drop it with the guard and then go home.

Home? Isn't your home here?

It is, but I'm at my dad's place these days.

-Okay, I should go now. -Bye.

Wait... Why are you taking the trouble?

Hari can help you.

-Yeah, of course. -Sure?

-Tinku is my good friend. -At your service!

-Please drop this upstairs. -Yes, I'll go.

Okay, thank you.

I will call you, okay? For...

Anytime.

-Bye. -Bye.

Go and give this. I won't.

Who is it?

Oh, God!

Ahaan. Spectacles.

Your spectacles.

Oh. Thank You.

-What's that? -It's Halwa. Gajar Halwa.

Did Anu send it for me?

No... It's for me.

Ms. Anu gave it to me. It's for me.

-It's for you! -Yes.

-Are you sure? -Yes, sure.

Do you want to come in?

-Some orange juice, maybe? -Okay.

Come.

Take out your shoe...

You remember! Good.

Sit.

Shall we sit at the table?

Come.

Sit.

Juice.

Thank you.

Nice.

Have you ever tried orange juice with Gajar Halwa?

What?

Yes... Tangy orange juice

with sweet Gajar Halwa.

Sweet and sour!

It's very tasty.

-Really? -Yes. Will you try it?

Okay.

Okay.

-I'll get you a plate. -Okay.

What are you doing?

-Playing games. -Keep it down.

Plate.

Mmm, lovely juice. It's so tasty.

I love it.

Actually,

I like it too.

Wan-wanna try?

No. You have it.

Okay.

But if you insist, I'll try some.

-Here. -No, I'll have it out of this.

-Nice, huh? -Nice, nice.

Try it?

No, I'm okay.

Yours. You have it. I'm okay.

Tell me something.

What else was Anu saying?

She said...

I can call her anytime.

She'll cook for me.

Chicken. Chicken Biryani.

Really?

So, when are you meeting Anu next?

Ms. Anu... Father's place.

Where is it? I don't know.

Listen.

I can take you to Anu.

-Are you sure? -Absolutely sure.

Here's what you do.

Call Anu

and tell her that you'll meet her tomorrow at noon.

With that servant of yours. What's his name?

-Hari. -What?

-Hari. -Hari.

Say you'll come with Hari and see her at noon.

-Call her. -Okay.

And listen...

Don't tell Anu that you're with me right now.

-Okay. -Our secret?

Doesn't matter. Call her.

-It's the correct number, right? -Yes, it is.

-It's the right number. -Yeah, okay. She'll pick up.

-Hello. -Super.

Gajar ka Halwa is tasty...

You've already had it!

-Yes! -Not bad.

Ma'am, what time can I come for Chicken Biryani?

Morotow.

Twelve. Tomorrow.

-Twelve. -Sure.

But how will you get here?

You don't know where I live now.

-With Hari. -Okay...

Since you're coming, get me a box of brownies too.

-Brownie? -Yeah, the usual.

I'll get it for you.

-I'll speak to your mother. -Okay.

I'll give her the address too.

-Okay? -Yes, okay.

-Okay, bye. -Okay. Bye. Bye, ma'am. Bye.

-Have you hung up? -Yes. Hung up. Hung up.

What did she say?

It's okay.

-Tomorrow at 12? -Yes.

-With Hari. I'll pick you up. -Okay.

11,30, you and Hari. Wait for me.

Below where you stay. Okay?

Very good.

Okay, you can leave now.

How's it going?

-Is that his car? -Not sure.

Yes, that's the car.

-I'll sit in the front. -No. You sit at the back.

I'll sit in the front.

I'm carrying the brownie. Let me sit in the front.

Hey. What's your problem? Shut up and sit at the back.

-Come on. -Yes, sir.

Idiots!

Wow! I love it.

-Ahaan, what are you doing! -Come on in.

Put the windows up. Please.

What are you doing? The AC is on. Can't you see?

-Okay, sir. -Understood?

-Yes. -Or should I explain it to you again?

Why are you leaning to the front? Sit back. Back.

Look at this stupid woman crossing the road.

-Music... -No.

Don't touch it.

I like listening to English songs.

We're very English too!

Yes, yes.

-Is it? -Yes.

Sing me an English song.

English song.

What language was that?

-It's English. -Yes, it's English.

-Hi. -Hi.

-How are you, Hari? -Very well.

Hey, don't worry. You don't have to take them off here.

Wow, great.

Here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hope you didn't have trouble finding the house?

Not really. We found it.

-Where are my brownies? -Yes.

You're not getting any biryani otherwise!

Brownies for you.

Thank you. How hungry are you guys?

-Because the biryani is ready. -No...

-Pack it. I'll have it later. -Yes.

-Are you sure? -Yes, we'll have it later.

Yes, yes.

Okay, two minutes.

Biryani chicken!

Give it to me...

-I'm serving, wait... -Give me more!

-Enough? -More!

Here.

-Okay. -Yeah!

This is for Mr. Ozzy.

My plate is here.

Oh, okay. I thought...

Give me a piece of chicken.

-That's what I was doing... -Saving it for yourself!

No. It's for you. Please eat.

It's good, isn't it?

Shit!

Oh, God! Not again!

Ahaan!

Hey, clean it!

-Come on, clean it. -Come on, clean it.

Hurry up.

Ahaan!

Yes, Mom.

Hari!

This is for Aarti, this for Mrs. Iyer

and this big one for Mrs. Remedios.

Which one goes to whom? I'm confused!

Don't waste my time.

No. I really didn't understand.

-You're learning English, right? -Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah... -It's all written here.

-Okay? -Okay.

-Now go! Go! -Go.

Come on, Mister.

You deliver the stuff. Ahaan and I will be back soon.

Yeah, okay.

All right, run along! Scram! Come on!.

Acting smart, are we? Fine.

-Listen. -Yes, boss.

-Hey, you don't need to... -Keep it.

You always have such crisp notes.

What's the secret?

I have a currency printing machine at home.

-Really? -Yes.

-Yes? -Would you like to see it?

-Yes. -Will you come now?

I'll quickly finish the deliveries, then we can go.

-Idiot. Run along! -Okay, not to worry.

Money rules

Crisp notes?

Rich man!

I have to keep your idiot servant happy.

Where do you work?

I trade in shares.

Shers. You mean, lions?

Yes, I sell lions.

Where's your office?

I love your car. Super! Rocking car.

Thank you.

How much... Car?

-Why? -I want my own car.

I want to keep a driver for me and go to the office.

Ms. Anu. When will she come?

I don't know.

Did you ask her?

Come on, ask her.

Idiot. Hey!

Move it!

Where are you going? Where are you going?

Ahaan!

What the hell is he doing?

Yes. Perfect.

Problem solved!

-Didn't Hari come? -He's downstairs.

-Smoke. -Oh!

Well, how was the biryani?

Biryani was good. Super!

One minute.

Oh. Chicken lollipop! Nice.

Awesome.

Here.

Ma'am, you're a sweetie!

Oh, come on!

You're late today.

I had a lot of work.

All this...

...needs to be washed.

-Ma'am, did sir come here? -No, why?

I saw him downstairs in his car.

Let this be. Go down and see who he's with.

Go now!

What fun!

-Fun, wasn't it? -Yes, chicken lollipop.

-Hi Vani-li-li-la! -Hi.

Oh, who's she?

My...

-friend. -What's her name?

Vanilla.

Vanilla?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

In school.

Priya.

What happened?

The teacher made her tie me a Rakhi.

She said we're like Brother-Sister.

-She became my sister. -Oh no.

So this girl Vanilla...

-You like her? -Yes.

Very sweet and nice girl. Sweet.

Do you want her to be your girlfriend?

Let me give you some advice. Next time when you meet her...

compliment her.

Girls love compliments.

Like...

You have a beautiful smile,

beautiful eyes, beautiful hair.

-Sexy. -No.

Here. Pack this first. Ahaan.

Mummy. I've turned it off.

-Are you sure? -Yes, of course.

These are your deliveries. Mrs. Lalwani and...

-You read this. -Mrs?

Mrs... Kamath.

-Very good. -The one downstairs.

Okay. And the one Ahaan is packing, give it to Onella.

-Okay. -Vani-la-la-la! I'll go.

Hi, Vani-la-la... Hi, Vani-la-la-la!

Hi, Vani-la-la!

Yes, Mom.

-Hi, Vani-la-la! -Come in.

Mom someone's at the door. I'll call you back later, okay.

Cake for you!

-Thank you. -You're welcome!

Nice perfume. Lovely smell.

Nice bracelet. Where did you get it from?

I got it from Goa.

-Do you like it? -Yes.

Your eyes... You have nice, lovely eyes.

You're very sweet.

-You have WhatsApp? -Yeah, I do.

Give me your number!

Okay...

Save your contact number.

Yup!

Here.

Thank you. I make nice omelets.

I love cheese omelets.

You call me...

-I'll make it for you. -Yeah? You'll make it for me!

-How do you make it? -Take a bowl.

Put it

-inside. -Okay.

Mix it up... like this.

Then turn it on the other side. Omelet for you.

Yum, I can't wait for it.

Sunday, we'll go picnic.

-Picnic? -Ms. Anu, you and me.

-Three of us? -Yeah.

-Don't you want the money? -Yes, of course. I forgot.

-Thanks, Ahaan. -Bye.

Bye!

-Ahaan. -Yes.

-Hi. -Hi.

Come, come.

Come. We'll have lunch together today, okay?

But you know, Hari... Hari. Hari.

-Yes. -He's downstairs.

-Smoking, right? -Yes, chimney.

I want it packed.

No...

We'll eat together today.

-No. -What?

Don't you want to go to the picnic?

Yes, I do.

Where is it?

Ms. Anu... She didn't pack.

Why?

She said...

"If you want to go picnic, eat it here."

Super. Really tasty food. Really tasty food.

Super.

Who's going for a picnic?

Ms. Anu, Vani-la-la and me.

-Are you coming? -Yes, I'm coming!

Come...

Two. Two flowers. Here.

What did you buy flowers for?

Poor girl... She needs money.

Oh, I see.

Give it to your wife.

I suggest you go and give it to Anu.

No... You give it to her.

No... I suggest you go and give it to Anu.

So, my wife has become your best friend now!

-You want to go on a picnic with her? -Yes.

Ms. Anu cooks Biryani for me. Not for you.

Do you know why she does all that for you?

Because she thinks you are a child.

Just a small child.

In fact, a fully grown-up adult

with the brain of a child.

So grow up.

Stop acting like a child.

Now he plays deaf.

What are you doing?

Ahaan, what are you doing?

Ahaan!

Ahaan, what are you doing?

Are you crazy?

Ahaan?

-Rock, rock! -Oh, yeah! Rock-rock!

This is Abhishek, that's Imran and Tahir.

-What's your name? -Ahaan!

What the hell are you doing?

Come on. Let's go back to the car. You can't just jump out of the car!

-Don't touch me. -Hurry up. Come on, get in the car.

-Don't touch me. -Come on, get in the car.

Put your seat belt on.

-Hi, Anu. -Yes, tell me.

-How are you? -I'm okay.

What's the matter? Why have you called?

No...

How's your father doing?

I was thinking of meeting him tomorrow.

There's no need for that.

Anu, please. I am sorry.

Please come back.

I'm really missing you.

I think you're missing my food more than me.

Using poor Ahaan for your selfish needs.

It's not like that. It really isn't. Look, we can talk about this.

I have nothing to say to you.

-Just... Just go away. -Please.

I'm sorry.

I really miss you.

I don't think you get it.

It's really over between us.

Hello...

Hello?

Anu...

Your wife has left you.

Why, what happened? Why did she leave?

See...

Honestly, things haven't been very good between us.

Since a long time.

I mean she's been talking about having a child.

And that terrifies me.

In fact, I've been resisting all attempts

at this whole process and journey of having a child.

I mean...

Imagine bringing a child up in this world.

Dust, heat, pollution.

-Are you unable to have sex? -What?

I mean, are you...

not comfortable with sex?

-What? -You know.

You feel contaminated?

No...

I think all that is fine. I think it is good.

I mean...

We haven't been intimate since a long time because of all these issues.

But I think our physical compatibility is good.

I mean...

I've just lost the spark and joy in my life, honestly.

Then you would have to follow my instructions very carefully.

Yeah, sure, I mean... If your words will help me get back my wife.

No.

I cannot guarantee that. I am not a marriage counselor.

But I can help you.

You said you almost had an accident.

What was that?

Leave!

Get lost!

Don't touch the car! Go!

-I need money for food. -I don't have any money.

-Money for food, please. -Go!

Go away!

Go.

-Wha... -Give me that.

I also have a spare one. I carry a spare.

In case the nozzle doesn't work. It sometimes gets stuck.

Self-control.

That's the first step.

Okay.

Fix an appointment with me...

next week.

Mr. Ozzy, I want you to take one of these.

What's this for?

Something to soothe your nerves.

-One? -Yes.

Good.

I want you to be relaxed, Mr. Ozzy.

Okay?

Please drive me home!

You just left your house. What's the hurry?

It's urgent! I can't wait.

Just a little patience, Mr. Ozzy.

I'm taking you to the perfect place.

What have I got myself into?

Go there.

Where's the bathroom? There?

-Is there a queue? -Can't you see?

-How much time will it take? -It will take time, buddy.

Please let me go!

You ask me to trust you, and this is what you do to me!

You... You gave me a laxative!

This is Exposure Therapy.

Without a laxative, you would have never gone to a public toilet.

Never.

Mr. Ozzy, so far you have been

avoiding feared objects, situations, activities.

This exposure therapy helps you to break that pattern...

of avoidance and fear.

-Do you understand? -Yeah, yeah...

Just think, who you are doing this for...

and you will be fine.

Come on, the train won't wait for you! It's too crowded!

It's moving.

I can't put my life at risk for this. It's moved!

Come.

Ahaan.

I'm really sorry for the last time.

It's okay. Forget it.

You're very sly.

Sly? Me?

-Why? -Ice cream?

Trying to butter me up?

Little bit.

You are...

...a lucky man.

Me and lucky man?

Why do you say that?

You can go anywhere.

I have to ask.

That is because your parents are worried about you.

Mom says, "No picnic".

Is it? Why?

Hari's gone to his village.

You come along with me.

You take care of me.

Like Hari.

-Understood? -Yes of course. Anything else?

Yes, I want a lottery ticket. I want a code number. 506.

Why do you want a lottery ticket?

I want to win. I want money.

I want my flat. My wedding.

I want my wife.

I want two children.

One boy, one girl.

Hi, dude.

Oh, hi! Where are the others?

Coming...

-Hi, Anu. -Hi.

What are you doing here?

Tell her.

Hari's gone to his village. So, he will take care of me.

Like a caretaker.

I think you guys should carry on.

I'm not feeling up to it.

Hey, come on. I want to go picnic with all of you.

I'm really not up to it.

You guys go, have fun.

He's planned it for a long time. You'll break his heart, Anu.

Shall we?

Come on.

-Are you excited? -Yes.

Okay! So we'll jump into the water.

-I'll jump onto you. -Oh!

Hey, Vada Pav!

Wow, I love Vada Pav!

I want to have it.

-Are you allowed to have this? -Yes, I eat everything.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

Okay.

Here.

Money.

Get three. Only three.

Come, I'll come with you.

Come.

He'll get it. Let's go.

Come.

One, two, three, four.

-Four Vada Pavs. -Okay.

I think Ozzy doesn't know how to count.

Yeah, really!

How are you?

I'm fine.

You left just like that...

Over such a small matter...

Just packed your bags.

I just want to tell you that...

I really miss you.

I really do.

You don't even reply to my messages...

Oh, he's come.

Vada-Pav, Vada-Pav!

Vada-Pav!

-Here you go. -Thank you.

Here's yours.

-Have your Vada-Pav... -No, no... I'm good.

This is good. Good for health. Makes you strong.

You'll grow muscles.

-No, I'm fine without this. -Come on, just have it.

Come on, it's just a Vada-Pav.

All right, if you insist.

It's dripping off.

You guys know how Pav got its name, right?

No?

Well, the dough is kneaded by men

using their pao...

Which is the foot, so...

Vada-Pav.

Oh!

-Nice breeze. -Nice breeze.

I know.

It's nice now. It's not too sunny.

Yeah...

-What? -Come, let's take a walk.

Wait!

-Let me keep my bag. -Hey, don't go too far.

-I'll hold it. -Yeah, thanks.

Don't go too far.

Let's go.

Whoa! Wait...

Where are you taking me?

Kabaddi...

What?

-Come here. -Look there.

You know, Anu...

After spending time with Ahaan, I've realized,

we complicate things a lot.

Okay...

Why this sudden profound realization?

No, I mean, look at him...

He's so simple, uncomplicated... No pretenses.

And he's all heart.

I'll show it to you. Hold...

His endearing nature...

How he befriends absolute strangers... It's remarkable, right?

Wow!

He's had quite an impact on you!

What made you step out today?

Has it occurred to you that I could be getting better?

Has it occurred to you?

I'm just surprised, you know...

You're not feeling dizzy, uneasy... You're okay?

Well for that, I have been advised to gaze at something...

which will have a calming effect on me.

You see.

Anu.

Look.

I know I've been difficult to live with

and I take full responsibility.

But I've been working hard on it.

Or shall I say...

Mr. Sippy has been.

Quite a deadly guy he is.

-You finally went and saw him! -Yes, I did.

Tough taskmaster he is.

Worst experience of my life.

You deserve it. You needed this!

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

Okay, let's go!

Ahaan.

Come, sit in the front. Come on.

Let's go, please. Come on!

Am I your chauffeur? Come ahead!

-Come on, quick. -Go on, go ahead.

Quick.

That's better.

Thank you, your excellency. Let's go!

Hello.

Yeah, speaking. May I know who this is?

Actually, it's my weekly off today.

But you can send in your resume and I'll get back to you?

Yeah.

Work call on a Sunday!

Yeah, welcome to my life.

When you're in H.R, your phone just doesn't stop ringing.

What does this H.R stand for?

H.R. stands for Human Resource.

Basically, when someone wants a job, they call me.

Okay, I will call you. I want a job.

Do you want a job?

Just take my job. Please take it.

There we are.

-That's your building. -We had a lot of fun!

I mean I had a lot of fun.

-Yes. -Yes.

-And we'll do it again... -See you guys.

-Yes, we must do it again. -We will...

-Bye! -Bye!

I will also work.

I want to work, like everyone.

But you are working.

I mean just imagine... Without you,

how would we enjoy your mother's brownies and cookies?

Right?

That's my mother's work.

I want my own work.

My own car.

Lovely car.

Big house.

My... My own life.

I want... I want a job.

Please help me. I'm a good friend.

Mom...

-Yeah. -Come here.

Come here. Look...

-Oh, yeah! That's nice. Very good. -Yeah, that's nice.

Let me see...

-Yes. It looks nice on you. -Yeah!

-It seems that you know what you want. -I know what I want.

Yeah?

Okay. So, out of this, choose whatever you like.

-Okay. -And I'm going to the ladies' section.

-Okay. -Okay?

Go have fun.

-Excuse me. -Yeah.

Do you work here?

-Yeah, I do. -How can I get a job?

I'm so sorry... I need to attend to other customers as well.

-Please excuse me. -Who's your boss?

Look, I can't deal with your questions.

Wow, nice car. Super car.

Super!

Who are you with?

I'm on my own.

Are you looking for a salesman?

I'm good. This is a lovely car.

Smooth. Fast like a rocket.

Take your wife. Long drive.

Please wait... Please.

-Ahaan, where are you? -Yes, Mom.

-I've been looking everywhere for you! -Don't scream, Mom.

-Where are you right now? -I'm down.

-Okay. -Wait right there, I'm coming.

-Wait right there, I'm coming. -Come down. I'll wait.

I want a job.

I'll work hard.

Do you know how to drive?

No, I will learn.

Okay. Learn and come.

Now, just like a rocket...

Ahaan.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

What are you doing in front of the car showroom?

I went to see... I went to see the car!

Let's go.

Don't ever do this again.

I will learn... the car.

Do you mean drive?

Drive the car.

What happened? Why are you saying that?

Car showroom. Sir will give me a job

if I know how to drive a car.

I want to be busy.

Like my father.

Nice clothes.

Come. Orange juice?

No juice.

Job!

Yeah, but let's talk about it over juice. Come.

My mom... My mom is waiting for me.

I'll go.

Please help me. Help me get a job.

No juice. Only job.

So Ahaan was like, he wants to work. He wants a job.

And I also thought it's a passing fancy, you know...

The sort of things he gets stuck on to.

It will evaporate with time...

But he kept reminding me every day.

I want to work, I want a job.

But that's fantastic.

-It's good! -Yeah.

But you know, we're not too sure as to how to go about it.

Whether his parents will agree.

But that's always the case, you know,

in these kinds of situations.

I'll give you my personal experience.

The day Pranay was born, my husband left us.

And...

He hasn't bothered coming back.

So...

I had to raise Pranay single-handedly.

About six-seven years ago, I had a health issue.

And I was bedridden for six months.

So I had to give up my job and...

Things were quite tough for us financially, you know.

So, Pranay and I

consciously decided to look for opportunities for him.

And you can imagine.

People didn't make it easy.

You know how they are.

Comments and judgments and...

I don't know.

But thank God we were really focused and very determined.

Of course, we didn't have a choice either.

But we worked on it. It was hard.

But finally, he got a job.

-Oh nice. -Today, I'm really proud to say

that in my hardest, most difficult days...

It was my Pranay who was the breadwinner.

He actually kept us afloat.

That's really moving.

You know what? I want to show you something.

Pranay got the national award from the President of India.

He got it for the intellectual disability category.

He was the best employee.

Wow.

This must be inspiring for so many!

I used to always wonder, after me...

what will happen to Pranay.

Will there be anybody to actually take care of him.

Now when I look at him, he doesn't need anybody.

He's just so self-reliant...

It's just ironic that

society is so judgmental,

parents get even more protective.

But in the end the child suffers, right?

And that's not fair.

He keeps us together He binds us all

Fills life with pointless humor

He loves so easy His beautiful mind

Pure, selfless, full of life

Everyday's a party Everyday's a ball

He's one in a million He's one of a kind

Simpleton, so sweet Adorable so meek

Simpleton, so sweet Adorable so meek

Who's the one we love to meet?

It's Ahaan, Ahaan!

It's Ahaan, Ahaan!

No, but really, hats off to you both.

You know, just look at Ahaan.

You can clearly see, he's got...

such a good upbringing.

That credit goes entirely to Gayatri.

No, no. It's not like that at all.

It's... We're parents, so...

Actually, I wanted to speak to you about a recent development.

You know since Ahaan has become friendly with us.

He comes over. We have a lot of conversations.

So, he keeps talking about getting a job.

Seeking some sort of employment.

No, no, look. Don't pay much attention to him.

We'll deal with him.

In fact, we met someone.

Her son... Even he's got Down Syndrome.

But now he's independent.

Look we really appreciate your concern.

But we are not open to this.

We're doing what's best for Ahaan and getting him a job is out of the question.

You know, we've tried. We've given it a good shot.

Anything more, it'll be too interfering, I think...

-Let's go. -What is going on?

What's Ozzy trying to do with him?

No more going out

and making deliveries.

And also, please call Anu.

And tell her wacko husband to mind his own business.

But I never... Ranjit!

I'm hearing this for the first time. Believe me.

I have no idea what they were talking about.

See for yourself. I promise you. Come.

See I told you.

And as proved, see...

There's dust here...

Dust! See.

They're some grains there. There's a lot of dirt there.

I've changed! I told you.

What? Don't you believe me?

-I promise you. -Of course...

You know I've been thinking...

Hey...

Your lines have changed, see?

The lines on your palm look different.

Noticed?

Look at this.

These two lines...

They're additional lines.

Do you know what they signify?

No?

Family. Children.

I was thinking that we should start a family.

The house feels very empty.

What do you say?

What?

No?

What?

Come on!

Don't be difficult.

Come on in.

I don't like machine work.

I want job.

Office job, like dad.

I'm tired.

I'll finish my life.

I want a new life.

I'm calling from Marine Drive police station.

-All set for the interview? -I'm nervous.

What are you nervous about?

They'll ask you easy stuff. Very simple questions.

It's my first time.

What if it is the first time? Relax, don't worry.

-Let's practice. -Okay, cool.

Introduce yourself.

My name is Ahaan.

I forgot.

No. See you're forgetting because you're not confident.

Look at me.

Confident. Take a deep breath.

Chest out. Stomach in.

Hi, my name is Ahaan.

And I'm 25 years old.

What happened? Why are you laughing?

-You're a funny man! -You're a funny man too.

Come on, do it. Practice!

Confident. Attitude!

Take a deep breath, chest out.

-My name is Ahaan. -Yes.

-I'm old, 25. -Yes.

I need money... for the job.

Do you need money for the job?

You got to crack this interview, my friend!

-Yes. -Yes, confident?

Confident!

They'll ask you about yourself. Your personality.

Your dreams, your desires,

-your ambitions... -Ambitions.

What if they ask you, "what you want to be in 10 years?"

What will you say?

Ahaan!