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Hello. Rachel Hamilton.
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Yes, thank you for calling me back.
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Yes, Mr. LeRue told me
you were coming in tomorrow.
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Well, I promise, once you hear our pitch,
there will be no doubt in your mind
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that LeRue is the company
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to make you
America's next favorite potato chip.
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Excuse me,
the world's greatest potato chip.
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Right. Well, anyways,
I'm sorry for calling on a Sunday, uh,
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but I actually... won't be
in the meeting tomorrow, unfortunately,
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so I just wanted to make sure
we had a chance to connect.
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Mm Why... won't I be there? Uh...
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- Actually, I'm getting married today.
Come on, Rachel.
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Yeah, I know, it is exciting.
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I wish I could serve your chips
to my guests.
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Maybe I should place an order right now
and just postpone this wedding, huh?
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♪ I've been crying, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm lonely for you ♪
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♪ Smiles have all turned to tears ♪
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♪ But tears won't wash away the fears ♪
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♪ That you're never ever gonna return ♪
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♪ To ease the fire that within me burns ♪
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♪ It keeps me cryin', baby, for you ♪
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♪ Keeps me sighin', baby, for you ♪
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♪ So won't you hurry? ♪
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- ♪ Come on, boy, see about me ♪
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Breathe.
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- I'm not used to having my picture taken.
It's fine.
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I mean, the best wedding photos
are the ones that show terror and fear.
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♪ My friends are gone and you have, too ♪
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♪ No peace shall I find ♪
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♪ Until you come back and be mine... ♪
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Oh, I love your pearls.
- Ah, thank you.
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- They were my mom's.
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♪ Keep on cryin', baby, for you ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you ♪
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♪ So come on, hurry ♪
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♪ Come on and see about me ♪
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All right, loosen up.
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Show some teeth.
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I feel so awkward.
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We're getting
so much good stuff.
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- Wonderful! I think we got it.
- Good. Okay.
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Good, very good. Okay. Heh.
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♪ Come see about meSee about you, baby ♪
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♪ Come see about me ♪
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♪ You know I'm so lonelyCome see about me ♪
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♪ I love you only, come see about me ♪
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♪ See about you, babyCome see about me ♪
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- ♪ Hurry, hurry ♪
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Hey Penny, it's Rachel.
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This is a reminder to make sure
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that the team presents
the Cara's Cookies materials tomorrow
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in the pitch meeting.
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And make sure that they say
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it is Whole Foods'
top organic cookie seller,
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and that we created the brand.
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Uh, what else?
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- Please ma--
- We have to go.
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Uh... the... I gotta go.
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Can I give this...
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Uh...
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Wow!
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Hi, everyone. I'm Frank LeRue.
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I'm Rachel's boss.
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And according to the Internet
and the state of New York,
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I am here to join...
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my star employee...
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and Owen...
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in holy matrimony.
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Now, Owen, from what I've gathered...
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you are a very smart,
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kind, adventurous guy.
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A physical therapist...
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- a great pasta maker...
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...and one of the last remaining
in-line skaters.
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- That takes dedication!
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Now, some people don't think
that there's such a thing
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as a branding emergency.
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But if there is...
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- Rachel... is our EMT.
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She's committed,
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dedicated,
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and inspiring.
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And now...
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the good stuff.
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Will you please join hands?
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Oh...
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I'll get it.
Okay.
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Sorry.
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I can't do this.
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- I'm so sorry.
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Oh, God, Rach.
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- I'm so sorry.
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Sorry.
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Owen? Wait. Owen.
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Uh... just a minute, folks.
This is, uh...
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This is a new thing
that Rachel and Owen are trying out.
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You know, they're innovating.
Always.
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Sorry. I'm so sorry.
I know I wasn't supposed to bring it.
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But... um, please,
you cannot do this right now.
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I know this is insane.
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Oh, my God.
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Were you on a call
before you walked down the aisle
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See? That's why we're supposed
to be getting married today.
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Come with me...
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- Come on.
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I love you.
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I really, really do.
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I can't believe I'm doing this,
but I can't have this conversation again.
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And not here.
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I wanted this to work...
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- more than it actually can.
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Even our wedding can't make you change,
and that's okay.
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It's just not okay with me.
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Dad?
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That's your dad?
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Excuse me.
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I have to get out of here.
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I'm a fucking bride,
you fucking cocksucker!
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Good morning. LeRue.
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Oh, no. Is she really here?
I can't believe she's here. Oh!
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What is she even doing?
Awkward.
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Hold on. Rachel's actually here.
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I don't know what to say.
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Morning, Penny.
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Morning.
- Good morning.
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You know you have
two weeks off for that cruise, right?
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Uh, I do, yeah.
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Thanks, but I don't-- I don't need it.
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Hmm. I'm fine.
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I am. Really.
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I'm-- I'm sorry about yesterday.
That was very dramatic, but, um...
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You know, deep down,
I know it was the right thing, and, uh...
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I'm moving on to more important things,
like the Evie's pitch at 11:00.
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Did you talk to your dad?
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Well, you saw him run off. So, no.
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And honestly, I hardly know him,
and I have no idea why he was there.
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So, it doesn't matter.
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What matters is that I'm here.
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I've been trying to land this account
for months.
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So, uh... if you don't mind...
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I'll just take the next five minutes
to prep.
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Uh-huh.
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I do not mind.
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Evie's.From our hearts to yours.
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You're probably wondering
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why we didn't talk
about how good your chips taste.
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That's because...
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any chip company can say that.
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And they'd be right,
because all chips are good.
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I mean, they're chips, right?
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But what we think is special
about your company,
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what-- what makes it unique...
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is you guys.
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Your chips aren't just a snack.
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They are an act of love.
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And here at LeRue,
that's the story we want to tell.
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God, uh...
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Honestly, when we moved
out of Brooklyn two years ago,
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I never thought we'd be back in New York
doing something like this.
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Oh. We'd just gotten so caught up
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in the momentum of our draining
everyday jobs...
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...we'd forgotten
how important things like...
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creating a human connection
with our work was.
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It-- it touches me deeply to know
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...that's what
you'll be helping us continue to grow.
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Can we answer any more questions
you may have?
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Uh, it's, uh, not really a question.
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I just want to say thanks to all of you.
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I mean, this is all really impressive.
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Yeah, we know they're just potato chips,
but they really are a-- a part of us.
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So, I hope you'll understand
if we take some time
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with the decision.
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Yeah. Of course.
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- Of course. Yeah.
Thanks.
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And, uh, Rachel...
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Thank you so much for-- for being here.
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I mean,
your new husband must really be so cool
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- to not have minded you coming in today.
Yeah.
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Oh. Yeah, he's the coolest.
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Tell him thank you for us.
And have so much fun on your honeymoon.
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I will.
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That was brilliant.
I can't believe she almost cried.
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That was amazing.
Did you see their faces?
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I gotta hand it to you guys,
that was a brilliant job. Really well done. Rachel... incredible.
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I can't believe I tried
to send you home.
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- It's--
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Oh, my...
Jeez!
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What's going on?Get inside! It's not safe!
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Not safe
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Oh, my God!
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No, Owen,
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I think what you did was completely insane
and entirely unforgivable.
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Yeah, well, fuck you, too.
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Rachel. It's Dad.
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I mean, it's...
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Harry Hamilton, your father.
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Hello?
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You there?
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Yeah, I'm here.
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What do you want?
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Look, um...
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I could probably come up with, uh...
a million excuses, apologies...
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But that won't change the past.
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You hate me, and you probably should.
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But I came yesterday because I thoughtit would be the best day of your life,
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and therefore,a good day for me to show up. And...
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I didn't realize that...
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That what?
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That...
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That...
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well, you know, you were there, so that...
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plan didn't exactly pan out.
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I'm sorry. And I realize you...
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probably don't really want to talk to me
right now, or anybody for that matter.
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But I thought
maybe you could use a drink.
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You don't have to talk to me at all.
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Come on, one drink.
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Are you drunk?
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Can I get a Manhattan, please?
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- Make that two.
What type of bourbon?
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Woodford.
Coming up.
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♪ Fun in my life ♪
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♪ With fun in my life ♪
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♪ I find the simple life ♪
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That's a pretty strong drink.
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How many of those you had?
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Three. I thought we were drinking,
not talking.
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♪ But, girl, I'm trying... ♪
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I'm going to need three more,
exactly like this, right away, please.
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♪ Oh, with fun, fun in my life ♪
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Ah.
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♪ But, girlI'm trying to make the most of my time ♪
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♪ I'm blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
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♪ Gong-gong, gong-gong, gong-gongGong-gong-gong, gong-gong, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
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♪ Gong, gong, gong, gong-gong... ♪
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How did you know I was
getting married yesterday?
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♪ Ha, blue... ♪
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Well, there's a website called The Knot.
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And then I found...
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Owen and Rachel get married dot com.
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- Cute engagement photos, by the way.
Of course. It was Owen's idea.
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Smug asshole.
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♪ My love with you was doomed ♪
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- ♪ I hope her reading was wrong ♪
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♪ I hope she was wrong'Cause you been gone too long, come home ♪
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♪ Hey! Gong, gong-gongGong-gong-gong, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
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♪ Gong, gong, gongGong-gong, gong-gong, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
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♪ Gong, gong, gongGong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm blue, ha, blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
254
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,643
There's...
255
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,937
theories about about this way
of eating pizza, you know?
256
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,774
I see that you're a flat... pizza-eater.
I'm a folder.
257
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,152
If they wanted you to fold it...
258
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864
- they would serve it like-- like that.
- It's more manageable, in a way.
259
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,659
- No, the chef wants you to eat it--
260
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,244
- Yeah, it's not a sandwich.
- Right.
261
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,080
- Hang on. Let me have more beer.
262
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,584
- I'm looking for my beer. Yeah, thanks.
- You're looking for a calzone.
263
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,877
- That's your problem.
- ♪ Hey! ♪
264
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,962
♪ Gong, gong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪
265
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:36,925
♪ I'm blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
266
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,304
♪ Gong, gong, gongGong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪
267
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:45,642
♪ I'm blue, ha, blueDoo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪
268
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,109
I might be wrong,
but I think that driver's calling you.
269
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,110
Hmm?
270
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,991
Mm. Mm-hmm.
271
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,536
Oh, shit.
272
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,997
That's my honeymoon.
273
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,215
- What the...
274
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,602
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Oh, shit.
275
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,232
Ooh, shit...
276
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,032
Good start.
277
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,910
- Good start.
278
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,449
I didn't see any luggage.
279
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,117
I didn't pack any.
280
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,286
If I recall, you insisted
281
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,538
that the clothes we were wearing
would be fine.
282
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,416
- It seemed to make sense at the time.
283
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,668
- Less sense now.
284
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,090
You don't remember anything about it,
do you?
285
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,260
No, not really.
286
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,181
Do you remember inviting me to join you?
287
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,685
No. Sorry.
288
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,064
Want to go see if they got an extra room?
289
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,566
Yeah. It--
290
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,569
- No offense, just...
- Not at all.
291
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,989
Your snoring's louder
than this thing's horn, anyway.
292
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:31,660
- ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
293
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,914
- ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
294
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,958
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪
295
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,753
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪
296
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,855
Uh, miss, I'm so sorry,
but we really are fully booked.
297
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,732
Shit.
298
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,818
Oh, congratulations.
299
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,945
What? Ew, that's my dad.
300
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,822
Oh. I am so sorry.
301
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,324
I just figured, you know,
with the honeymoon suite and...
302
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,367
you know...
303
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:17,998
Um, there's a pullout bed in the couch.
Pre-made.
304
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,168
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
305
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,005
Let me know if I can book any excursions
for you.
306
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,551
They are completely full.
307
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,095
She says there's a pullout bed
in the couch.
308
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,638
♪ Rhum-boom-boom-boom ♪
309
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,187
When we get to Jamaica in two days,
I could buy a plane ticket and fly home.
310
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,898
Yeah.
I think we should both fly home then.
311
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,191
I need to get back to work.
312
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,235
♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪
313
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,363
Sorry... that this whole thing happened.
314
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,157
Sorry to interrupt.
315
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,910
We just wanted to say congratulations.
316
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,453
Thank you.
We're neighbors.
317
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:57,370
Hi.
318
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,499
We saw you going into one
of the honeymoon suites this morning.
319
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,083
- We're honeymooners, too.
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,587
You two look so happy together.
321
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,255
Thank you. That's very nice.
322
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,508
So, when did you get married?
323
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,469
We thought maybe it was last night
324
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,222
because of, uh, how, uh, drunk you were
325
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,642
- getting into your rooms this morning.
326
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,187
Well, we're headed to the spa.
327
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,105
- Nice meeting you.
You, too.
328
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,943
I need to get out of these clothes.
329
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,154
Well, I'm sure there's a golden sarong
around here somewhere
330
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,489
with your name on it.
331
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,825
Why don't you let me take you shopping.
My treat.
332
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,077
Sure. Okay.
333
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,748
This outfit has become one with my body,
I've been wearing it for so long.
334
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,667
I feel the same way
about my underwear.
335
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,794
- Don't talk about your underwear.
336
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,045
What the fuck is happening?
337
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,840
Are we on a fucking floating bar?
338
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,760
It seems we are.
339
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222
Want to get a drink?
340
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,974
You're breaking up, but...
341
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,685
- I'll be back in the office on Thursday.
Wait, what day?
342
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,145
- Thursday.
- I thought it was ten days.
343
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,689
- I'm leaving early.
344
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,692
- Because I don't need a vacation.
- Yes, you do.
345
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,945
Yes, he's here.
346
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,365
How drunk were you?Quite drunk. Okay?
347
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,576
- Oh, my God.
- Just... set...
348
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,953
a dinner meeting with them
on Thursday night.
349
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,038
I can take the chipsters out myself.
350
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,416
- No, no, don't. I will handle it.
351
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,626
- All right. Whatever you say.
- Okay.
352
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,003
- Okay.
- Thank you.
353
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,296
- You're welcome.
- Bye.
354
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,548
You know...
355
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,801
if you want to talk something through,
I'm an accounts man, too.
356
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,598
How did you know what I do for a living?
357
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,309
Google?
358
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:46,021
It's not hard to find out information
about anybody these days.
359
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,741
My wedding, my job...
360
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,035
You read a lot about me, huh?
361
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,536
Mm-hmm.
362
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,496
Everything I could find.
363
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,626
You really never Googled me?
364
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:09,711
No.
365
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,216
The service is terrible. I--
366
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,553
- I'm gonna go take a walk, try to--
- I'll go with you.
367
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,971
Let me put my shoes on.
368
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,265
Maybe we should take
our bathing suits that we bought...
369
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,517
We can try that surfing thing.
I've wanted to try--
370
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,648
♪ Here we go, here we goHere we go, now ♪
371
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,525
- ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
372
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,362
Yeah. I think that surf thing's
over on the other side of the ship.
373
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:38,114
- Yeah, I just need to send this e-mail.
374
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,909
It's kind of important.
I'm on the verge of a promotion.
375
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:44,621
- Yeah, I'd be the accounts director.
376
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:49,209
Well, if we land this company,
a hippie potato chip maker from Upstate.
377
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,127
The chips are oddly good, though.
378
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,129
♪ There we go, nowThere we go, there we go ♪
379
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,589
It's just not...
380
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,507
Yeah, I--
381
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,802
I'm not getting as good of service
out here as I thought I would.
382
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,388
I'm gonna go back to the room,
try to settle this.
383
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,555
♪ There we go ♪
384
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,475
♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪
385
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,105
♪ Whoa ♪
386
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:12,941
♪ Yeah! ♪
387
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,862
I may be hard up,but I am definitely not that hard up.
388
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,364
And I'm not goin' anywhere--
389
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:20,949
Hey!
390
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,287
Damn you!Man overboard!
391
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,331
I'll get you for this, you...
392
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,625
- Not my tool belt!
- Hey, hey...
393
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,211
Keep going!
394
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,505
As you wish.
- You're supposed to call it a ship.
395
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,759
If I ever catch you, lady,you're dead meat. You got that?
396
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:08,872
Ugh.
397
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,541
I feel like Owen set this whole thing up
398
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,461
because he knew I wouldn't have service
in the middle of the ocean.
399
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,962
- Loser.
- Yeah.
400
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,716
He had nerve wanting the person
he was spending time with
401
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,634
to actually pay attention to him.
402
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,304
Why are you here, Harry?
403
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,850
Well, you practically forced me
into that town car.
404
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,226
You may not remember,
405
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,644
- but you were aggressive.
- Uh-uh.
406
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,646
I don't care why you're on the cruise.
407
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,275
Why are you here... after all this time?
408
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:39,235
Why now? Okay.
409
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,282
You want to do this now?
410
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,620
Leaving you was--
411
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:51,164
Please don't give me some rehearsed speech
412
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,833
with a bunch of lame excuses
about why you left.
413
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:57,170
I don't care why you left.
I really don't give a shit why you left.
414
00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,130
Okay? I care while you're here.
415
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,674
You showed up on my wedding day.
416
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:05,261
Now you're acting like we're best friends
who have spent our lives together. Why?
417
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,390
Why now, Harry?
418
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:11,935
Well...
419
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,772
- Gabe, my partner...
420
00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,316
Oh, I didn't know you were gay.
No one told me that.
421
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,651
You think I'm gay?
422
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:22,904
Not that there'd be anything
wrong with it if I was, but... no.
423
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,489
Gabe is my work partner.
424
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,950
We built a successful business together.
425
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,954
But, uh, I had some...
some time off from work. And...
426
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,790
Gabe always says it's never too late.
So, here I am.
427
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:37,752
Oh. So, you had time off,
and then your friend told you to come.
428
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,046
- Okay. I'm gonna get hash browns.
- I wanted to come, too--
429
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,506
- No, that's--
430
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:44,592
I got extra for the table,
and I don't eat them. Too many carbs.
431
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,220
So glad you lovebirds
could finally join us.
432
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,180
Hey.
You must be Rachel and Owen.
433
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,765
We're your assigned tablemates.
434
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,101
This is my gorgeous boyfriend, Steve.
I'm Jim.
435
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,894
From San Francisco. Been dating two years.
436
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,105
That is Shirley and Leonard
from Palm Beach.
437
00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,439
- Hi.
Look at their outfits.
438
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,358
Are they not the cutest thing? I love 'em.
439
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,318
- They are celebrating, get this...
440
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,654
- ...their 50th wedding anniversary.
- Congratulations.
441
00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,322
Thank you.
Dan and Beth.
442
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,241
Second marriage for them both.
The right one.
443
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,076
And... from Wichita?
444
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,911
- Yes. Very impressive, Jim.
- You're right.
445
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,080
Why, thank you.
- Jim's insanely good
446
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,040
at remembering things about people.
It's...
447
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,627
part of what makes him a good therapist,
and it's gonna make him such a good dad.
448
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,296
We're adopting.
Yeah.
449
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,798
We're on the waiting list,
so, don't wanna jinx it.
450
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,467
We're manifesting.
If we think it, it's gonna happen.
451
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,304
How did you guys meet?
Yeah, what's your story?
452
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,889
- Mm.
453
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,895
Hi, I'm Harry, actually, Rachel's dad.
454
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,856
Rachel and Owen
decided not to get married,
455
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,190
so she invited me to come.
456
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,695
You see, I left her...
when she was five years old.
457
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,072
It's unforgivable. I know.
458
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,160
So, I showed up
at their wedding a few days ago,
459
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,872
and Owen decided to be a little bitch
and leave Rachel at the altar.
460
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,125
So, I took Rachel out and got her good
and drunk, and, uh, we're here.
461
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,919
It's nice to meet you all,
462
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,756
but we're gonna be getting off the ship
when it docks in Jamaica tomorrow.
463
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,634
So you see, we have very little time,
and um...
464
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,555
I'd like to congratulate all of you
for your love.
465
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,141
That's really great.
466
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,228
Can we have a couple
of lemon wedges? Thank you.
467
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,981
- Hi, I'm Rachel.
Hi.
468
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,691
Hey. Hey, Rachel.
- Nice to meet you.
469
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,526
I don't think you needed to know
all of that,
470
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,986
but now you do, so...
471
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,488
Sorry that we're leaving tomorrow.
472
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:29,530
Not as sorry as we are.
473
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:32,408
I mean, this is more interesting
than what they got in the brochure.
474
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,701
- Honey.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.
475
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,162
You guys hadn't seen
or spoken to each other in how long?
476
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,914
- Twenty-five years.
- Twenty-six.
477
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,374
- Wow.
- I see.
478
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,417
So, why don't you just stay with us?
479
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,544
Yeah.
- We're really good people.
480
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,338
At least come hang out with us today.
481
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,882
Leonard and Shirley were nice enough
to get us a private table
482
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,801
in the adults-only section of the pool.
483
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,511
- No kids.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,972
- Don't nothing ruin a vacation like kids.
- Mm-mm.
485
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:56,808
That's nice, but no thanks.
I have a lot of work to do.
486
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,852
May I ask all of you a question?
487
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,813
Who here likes potato chips?
488
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,649
See? There. Job done.
489
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,900
All right? You can stay.
490
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,699
Good morning, good morning,good morning, Royal Caribbean passengers.
491
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,118
It's Captain Johnny from the bridge.
492
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:19,622
It is an absolutely glorious 78 degreeson this beautiful Tuesday morning.
493
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,458
Today, we are at seaas we sail our way to Jamaica,
494
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:26,254
which means lots of timeto enjoy our incredible ship activities.
495
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,631
So have a wonderful, wonderful day,
496
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,925
♪ You feel the funk ♪
497
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,802
♪ Everybody getting funky ♪
498
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,555
♪ I feel the funk ♪
499
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,099
♪ Gotta have that funk ♪
500
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:41,227
- ♪ You feel the funk, everybody move ♪
501
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,771
Suddenly, Gabe's bag drops, pops open,
502
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,857
and there's a 30-year-old bottle
of Macallan
503
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,275
he's bought at duty-free.
504
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,361
Then we end up
rolling all over the floor, plastered.
505
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,239
And that is
how we landed the Cannon account.
506
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,658
I got a plumbing contract
507
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,411
for the entire Baltimore school system
508
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,956
because I passed a roll of toilet paper
to someone in the bathroom I was fixing.
509
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,834
I sure do.
510
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,962
That toilet paper pass changed our lives.
511
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:08,880
No shit.
512
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,179
This story is just as good
the third time,
513
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,389
and I'm glad you're rich.
Thank you for the cabana.
514
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:22,143
But we got something more pressing
to deal with right now. Rachel...
515
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:26,856
What's going on?
516
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,274
How are you?
517
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,985
How are you feeling
about the "Owen" of it all?
518
00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,529
Oh, um...
519
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,199
I'm fine.
520
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:39,077
I really am fine.
I feel great about it, because...
521
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:44,207
you know, he was never going
to let me be the person that I want to be.
522
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:47,418
So, I think it-- it really worked out
for the best.
523
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:53,049
Okay.
And who does she want to be?
524
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,969
I mean, I'm just trying to help.
525
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,639
- I don't want our daughter like this.
- Don't jinx it.
526
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,434
I'm reminded of a time we were
trying to pitch a client in Hawaii.
527
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,146
And I was allergic to the leis.
Oh, you're gonna love this story.
528
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,857
Rachel, would you mind grabbing us
another round at the bar?
529
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,817
Thank you.
530
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,612
I love Hawaii.
Thank you, thank you.
531
00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:18,908
Sit back, relax, while the boys
and I play another set.
532
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:19,992
Hi.
533
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,410
I'm Jeff.
534
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,288
From Edmonton, Alberta. It's in Canada.
535
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,458
Hi. Rachel. New York.
536
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,252
New York, USA.
537
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,878
I get that. I've been there.
538
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,338
- Cool city.
- Mm-hmm.
539
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,714
Big. Big city.
540
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,926
I was there for a stag party 10 years ago.
You call them bachelor parties.
541
00:35:37,009 --> 01:11:15,785
- Mm-hmm.
- It was fun.
542
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,096
We went to a steak house.
It was expensive.
543
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,807
- Excuse me.
544
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:46,310
You, uh, here with your family?
Husband
545
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,856
Girlfriend Solo cruisin'?
546
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,482
Can I get a round of drinks
- Yes, of course.
547
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,903
- I'm-- I'm here with my dad, actually.
- Wow.
548
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:56,946
That's amazing.
549
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,949
I would only do that with my dad
if it was his 200th birthday.
550
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,368
I mean, like, a very special occasion.
551
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,037
Actually,
Jeff, if you can believe it,
552
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,540
I was left at the altar a few days ago.
553
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,918
Uh, and my dad, who I haven't seen
since I was five years old,
554
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,046
showed up to my wedding unannounced.
We got drunk together the next night,
555
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,592
and I dragged him on this cruise
that was supposed to be my honeymoon.
556
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,097
Pfft. That's fucked up.
557
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,602
Well, I, uh...
558
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,563
My wife left me a few months ago.
559
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,983
And my sister brought me on this cruise
to kind of...
560
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,526
cheer me up.
561
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,611
I guess it's working.
562
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,321
I developed a mantra...
563
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,490
Well, I didn't develop it,
I read it in a book. But it's this:
564
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,536
"Yesterday's the past,
tomorrow's the future, today's a gift.
565
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,413
That's why they call it
the present."
566
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,331
I've heard it.
567
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,416
Pretty good. You heard that?
- Yeah.
568
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:53,085
It's-- it's a kind of...
Like, it's a well known phrase.
569
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,923
Oh. I never heard it. I read it.
Oh, sexy rabbi alert.
570
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,633
Ooh...
571
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,053
Shirley.
572
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,555
- Hello, chaps.
Oh, hello.
573
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,932
How you doing?
Good.
574
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,975
I'm gonna get back to my dad.
575
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,728
Cool.
- But we're leaving tomorrow, actually.
576
00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,980
So, maybe if I see you before then...
577
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:18,361
we can, I don't know, hang out,
live in the present... or something?
578
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,446
Sure. Uh, yes.
579
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,365
Okay. All right.
- I would love that.
580
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,824
I'll-- I'll find you.
581
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,411
Yes, it's a trivia game show.
Would you be...
582
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,789
Rachel, you're back from flirting.
Great.
583
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,457
- This is Ginny. Love that name.
Mm-hmm.
584
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:32,541
This is Ginny.
585
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,627
She's the activities director
on the cruise ship,
586
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,920
and she has arranged for us
587
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,256
to get
into the sold-out Gigantic Game Show.
588
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,925
You're gonna love it.
It's task-oriented, just like work.
589
00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,468
So, guys, who's in?
590
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:43,970
- Oh! The Taubmans are there.
- Mm-hmm.
591
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,429
Oh, yep. Oh!
Mm-hmm.
592
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,014
I love anything gigantic.
593
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,225
Oh, I'm excited.
594
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,902
I hope they pick Dan
as a contestant.
595
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,029
He is so good at trivia.
596
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,532
I just learned
that dealing with people's teeth,
597
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,784
it's easier to distract them
with trivia facts.
598
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,078
- Ah.
It's okay.
599
00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,748
Worldwide, approximately
2.43 billion people got cavities.
600
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,593
Let me hear you!
601
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,012
Come on!
602
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,471
- Yeah, all right!
603
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,271
- ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! ♪
604
00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,524
All right, I said, hello, everyone!
605
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,192
Hello.
606
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,235
Oh, I'm sorry.
607
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,946
I didn't realize I was
on the senior citizen cruise.
608
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,448
I said, hello!
609
00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,534
Hello!
That is so much better.
610
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:51,454
All right,
welcome to the Royal Caribbean's
611
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,497
Gigantic Game Show.
612
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:57,752
I am the host with the most,
your friend from the West Coast,
613
00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:01,505
your lover, your guide, your dearest dear,
Jimmy Deer!
614
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,382
Ooh! You're too kind.
615
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:06,093
This evening, we have quite a treat.
616
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:10,765
Okay? We have a special,
special edition of the Gigantic Game Show.
617
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,351
I'm thrilled to announce
that we will be playing...
618
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,811
Ooh!
619
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,356
Okay. That's right.
We'll be getting our contestants
620
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,858
from all you crazy lovebirds
in the audience.
621
00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,943
Oh, look at that! Right on cue.
622
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,279
My assistant Alexa.
623
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,614
Okay.
624
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:29,533
Contestant number one...
Let's find a name.
625
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,202
Random, right, Alexa?
626
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:32,995
We have...
627
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,748
Samantha Soren
628
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,292
- from Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
629
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:42,296
- Nicholas Rea from Chicago.
630
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,508
- Sadie Rogers, from Syracuse, New York.
631
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:48,969
And finally, last but not least...
632
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:53,224
- Rachel Hamilton from New York City.
- Uh, hey.
633
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,308
So sorry to interrupt,
634
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,060
- but they just called your name.
635
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,729
They want you to go onstage.
Harry, go with her.
636
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,272
This is gonna be so funny.
637
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,400
- I'll take pictures.
- No, no, I'm not going onstage.
638
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,692
You can pick someone else!
639
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,361
- Come on. Let's just do this.
640
00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,987
That's so stupid.
Do it!
641
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,407
Come on, Rachel!
642
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,200
Come on down!
643
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,576
Funny story...
644
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,869
- Okay.
- Uh-huh. Okay.
645
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:17,373
I know that we can win.
646
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:19,208
How?
647
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,210
All these newlywed games are the same.
648
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:24,380
All the questions can be answered
by a few set responses.
649
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:25,589
That's not gonna work.
650
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,176
Maybe it will, maybe it won't.
But just in case...
651
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,763
If it's a location, we say Hawaii.
If it's a food, we say pizza.
652
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,516
If it's an activity, it's...
jumping jacks.
653
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,435
If it's a color, we say black.
654
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,020
- If it's a number, we say 22.
- That's stupid.
655
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,106
Hawaii, pizza,
656
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,733
jumping jacks, black, 22!
657
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,861
All right, here we go!
658
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,321
Samantha, the question was...
659
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:53,367
What were the women
that Russ dated before you like?
660
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,204
- "Ugly skank whores!"
661
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,999
Ooh, the triple threat of my heart.
662
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:02,251
All right, Russ,
let's see what your answer was.
663
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:05,004
What were the women
you dated before Samantha like?
664
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,590
- Loose! Ooh!
665
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,300
Ooh! Not the same.
666
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,969
Unfortunately, Russ and Samantha,
667
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,889
if Rachel answers this question correctly,
668
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,015
you are done.
669
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,309
All right, Rachel.
670
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:22,146
What were the women that Harry dated
before you like?
671
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,151
- Black.
672
00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,154
That's an answer. Okay.
673
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,031
Harry...
674
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,575
To move to the next round...
675
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:39,121
What were the women that you dated
before Rachel like?
676
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,212
- We've got black!
677
00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:49,507
Holy moly!
Moving on to the next round.
678
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:53,135
Rachel, if you weren't on this cruise,
you would be in...
679
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,348
Neither one has a ring. No rings.
680
00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,183
- Oh, oh! I got one!
- We got one ring!
681
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,184
Rachel's got a ring.
682
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,603
Nicholas got one!
683
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:05,314
Come on, Harry. Find that ring,
or we're getting divorced.
684
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,441
Ooh, Rachel means business.
685
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,859
♪ You're outta sight ♪
686
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:13,239
- ♪ So fee-fi-fo-fum ♪
687
00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,283
22 times a week.
688
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,536
Wowee, that's a lotta whoopee!
689
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,246
Seriously, how are they doing this?
690
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,914
♪ So get ready... ♪
691
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:26,669
All right, Rachel...
the glass is just a little bit higher.
692
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:27,628
There you go.
693
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,464
And now, to move on to the finals...
694
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,132
♪ Here I come... ♪
695
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,386
Harry... what's your biggest fear?
696
00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:37,846
Is it pizza?
697
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,432
- Pizza!
698
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,353
Can you believe this competition?
699
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,273
Brad and Sadie, I've just been told...
700
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,651
A new course record. Can you believe it?
701
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,945
That should add years to your marriage,
no doubt.
702
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:55,573
Now, Harry... and Rachel.
703
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,908
For the use of a private cabana...
704
00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,868
for the rest of this trip...
705
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,247
you two must complete this course...
706
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:04,999
in a world-record time,
707
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,751
one minute and three seconds.
How are you feeling?
708
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,086
- Great.
- Great.
709
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:11,338
- Jazzed.
- Jazzed and great.
710
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,048
Those are adjectives.
They used them.
711
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,675
- On your marks...
712
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,468
Get set...
713
00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,137
Go!
714
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:22,016
♪ All my friends shouldn't want me toI understand it ♪
715
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,225
♪ Be all right ♪
716
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,728
Rachel off to a huge, huge start.
717
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:29,315
Harry is... not good at this.
718
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:32,651
Harry! Come on!
Pedal, pedal, pedal! What are you doing?
719
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,611
- Here I come.
720
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,947
Breaking through the altar...
Eighteen seconds.
721
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,449
They gotta pick it up.
722
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,535
- Cake toss!
- ♪ A love that's true ♪
723
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,828
♪ So get ready ♪
724
00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:46,206
Underhand? Better. Better strategy.
725
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:50,002
- Nice pass.
- ♪ To make love to you, so get ready ♪
726
00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:52,004
Come on.
I hate balloons.
727
00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:53,130
You're being a pussy!
728
00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,466
Into the Tunnel of Love
at 36 seconds.
729
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,927
Thirty-six seconds.
How nervous are you two? Nervous!
730
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:01,889
♪ Get ready ♪
731
00:44:02,848 --> 00:44:05,726
No, no, you have to fall backwards.
It's a trust fall.
732
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,896
- Audience, give her some support!
- I got you. Trust me.
733
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:12,191
Time... is... running... out!
734
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:15,527
Second place walks the plank.
735
00:44:16,945 --> 00:44:20,491
Check the fucking clock!
Let me check the clock!
736
00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:23,243
One minute and two seconds!
737
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,204
Ladies and gentlemen, our winners...
738
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,748
- Rachel and Harry!
739
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,335
Unbelievable.
740
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:34,630
- To the champions!
741
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,924
My favorite newlyweds.
742
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,008
Mazel tov!
743
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,510
For you!
744
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,180
Ooh, I love this song.
745
00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:46,433
- ♪ Yeah ♪
Go, Dan! ♪ You are ♪
746
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,484
♪ My fire, the one ♪
747
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:59,988
- ♪ Desire ♪- What do you say we take this partnership
748
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:01,115
up to the stage?
749
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:03,450
Maybe "Sweet Caroline," huh?
750
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,661
No, I don't think so.
751
00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:08,872
- ♪ I want it that way ♪
Want to get some ice cream?
752
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,916
♪ Tell me why Ain't nothin' but...
♪ If I'd known you could get ice cream all the time,
753
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,962
I would have taken a cruise
a long time ago.
754
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,631
♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
755
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,216
- Gabe would love this.
- ♪ Tell me why ♪
756
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:22,094
- ♪ I never wanna hear you say... ♪
- Ice cream and karaoke...
757
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,929
It's... funny.
758
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:25,305
Can I just...
759
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:28,726
You know,
you really talk about this Gabe a lot.
760
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,144
Well...
761
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,187
I spent...
762
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,440
a lot of my life with him.
763
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,900
Working with him. You know?
764
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:40,779
He's divorced, too,
so he and I kind of... kind of became...
765
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,198
- my um--
- He's your family. Got it.
766
00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:44,950
♪ Hear you say ♪
767
00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:49,872
♪ I want it that way ♪
768
00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:53,167
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
769
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,795
- ♪ That way ♪
770
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,131
You know,
I heard on the last night on the ship,
771
00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,383
they have a big karaoke competition.
772
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:04,178
I hate to keep bringing him up,
but if Gabe was here, he'd do it.
773
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,929
What do you think
774
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,807
No, we're leaving tomorrow.
Remember? We're not gonna be here.
775
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,727
- Right. I forgot.
- ♪ We can find ♪
776
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,854
♪ Why don't you come with meLittle girl? ♪
777
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,273
Hey!
- Hey, hey!
778
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,399
Hi!
779
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,651
- Good.
780
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,653
It's so big. How does it float, even?
781
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,990
That's what I keep thinking, I don't know.
Hi, uh, I'm Jeff Friedman.
782
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,910
Uh, I met Rachel earlier.
I'm from Edmonton, Alberta. Canada
783
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,578
I'm a teacher. Nice to meet you.
784
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:32,623
- ♪ Let the sound take you away ♪
Want to have a drink with me?
785
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,874
- Yes.
Okay.
786
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,126
- Thank you. Yes. Uh, yeah.
Come here.
787
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,590
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
788
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:42,549
- Yeah.
- Cheers.
789
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,343
I was born in Saskatchewan.
790
00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,220
I moved to Edmonton in grade two,
791
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,806
or second grade, as you guys call it.
792
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,933
- ♪ I looked around ♪
- Harry. Harry!
793
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:54,228
I just want to say, I'm--
I'm sorry if I was forward before,
794
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:56,647
you know, with Rachel. I just...
795
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:57,981
Family therapy's my area,
796
00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,943
and I am fascinated by your relationship.
797
00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:04,029
I mean... the bond you two share
despite all these years apart,
798
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,489
- is incredible.
- Mm.
799
00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,574
I only hope that we share
something like that
800
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,451
with our future imaginary child.
801
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:10,494
We cheated.
802
00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:12,788
- And, more importantly,
803
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,582
she hates me. Frankly, I can't blame her.
804
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,292
She doesn't want to know about me.
805
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,711
She doesn't ask me anything.
She's never even Googled me.
806
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,839
And she doesn't want to know why I left.
807
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,674
No, no, no, you gotta tell her, man.
808
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:27,052
You gotta tell her. I'd want to know.
I'd have to before starting over.
809
00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,345
- Tell her.
I've tried,
810
00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:30,389
but she's always on that phone of hers.
811
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:34,017
Honestly, I'm starting to see why
that son of a bitch Owen bailed on her.
812
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,353
You know, Harry,
I think you guys are a lot alike.
813
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:37,312
I know.
814
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:40,232
At first, I thought it was great,
but I'm starting to think she's a jerk.
815
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:42,651
Look, I've been a therapist now
for four months.
816
00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:45,779
Okay? So I want to give you
my professional opinion for free.
817
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,656
You fucked up.
818
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,992
You fucked her up.
You fucked everything up,
819
00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,076
and it's all fucked.
820
00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,120
Hmm.
821
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,163
It's all your fault.
- Thank you.
822
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,499
You're welcome.
- Okay.
823
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,084
- Come here.
- Yeah.
824
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,087
That's just great.
825
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,382
I'm going to bed.
826
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:06,842
Bye.
- ♪ You don't know ♪
827
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:53,639
Yes, hello. This is Harry Hamilton. I--
828
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:58,268
Yes.
Yes, we are having a chance to reconnect.
829
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,021
Thank you. It-- it is wonderful.
830
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,565
Listen, may I ask you a favor?
831
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,109
Is it possible to connect
to another passenger?
832
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,111
To their room?
833
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,197
Yeah, it's, um, uh, Jeff.
834
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,992
Jeff from Canada... uh...
835
00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:19,247
Freya... Fried... Fried, Fried... stein,
Friedrick... Friedman!
836
00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:22,542
Yeah, that's it. Thank you.
837
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,840
Come on. Answer the phone. Come on.
838
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:47,818
Two seventy-six. No, 274.
No, two 276... 236.
839
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,529
Rachel. Rachel!
840
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,616
Rachel! It's Dad!
841
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,620
Hey! I don't know who the fuck Rachel is,
but it doesn't seem like she's here.
842
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,915
Will you keep it down?
Hey, you're Harry from the game show.
843
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,459
- Rachel!
844
00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:06,837
Hey.
- Hi. Listen...
845
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,298
Uh, Rachel didn't come back.
I'm worried about her. Have you seen her?
846
00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:13,135
You hear stories about people
falling overboard off these ships.
847
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,262
Oh, my God, Harry. You're insane.
848
00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,097
What are you do-- Ugh.
849
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,391
- Thank you.
- Yeah, great to... Yeah.
850
00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,892
- Yeah. Okay. Great.
- Good hanging.
851
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,602
How was I supposed to know
you were doing that
852
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,271
instead of hanging off of the ship?
853
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,647
- I was worried about you.
854
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,399
You haven't been worried for 26 years.
855
00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,651
I am sorry, okay?
856
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:32,988
I got overprotective,
but you don't do that!
857
00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:35,615
You leave somebody waiting, wondering...
858
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,075
worried!
859
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,494
We don't even know who this Jeff guy is.
860
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,830
Maybe he's some kind of a rapist
or a murderer.
861
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,833
I was being protective. Rachel!
862
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,169
You said you don't do that?
863
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,212
Ooh, you don't do that.
864
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:51,173
Oh, you know what else you don't do,
Harry?
865
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:53,050
You don't leave your family.
866
00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:56,511
Okay? And you don't get to come looking
for me
867
00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:59,973
in the middle of the night
after not looking for me my entire life.
868
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:01,224
- Fine!
869
00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:03,602
But we are in a strange place.
870
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,855
You don't know this guy. I didn't want him
to take advantage of you.
871
00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:09,191
Taking advantage of me?
Do you mean having sex with me?
872
00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:12,027
- I don't want to hear this.
You're gonna.
873
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:15,155
Because he had sex with me.
Big-time. And I loved it.
874
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,490
All three times.
875
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,910
You don't like that?
You don't like that I am a human being
876
00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:22,746
who can have sex whenever I want?
Well, news flash, Harry.
877
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,832
I've been fucking since I was 17.
I'm not gonna stop, 'cause I enjoy it.
878
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,168
- I'm not hearing this.
- No, Harry, we're bonding.
879
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:31,463
We're bonding, just like you wanted.
We're sharing like best friends.
880
00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:33,715
Am I making you uncomfortable?
Are you uncomfortable?
881
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,550
Well, guess what? I don't care!
882
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,208
Yo.
883
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:09,835
- Rachel.
- Oh.
884
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,211
Good to see you.
- Yep.
885
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:12,129
Yeah.
886
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,381
I have good news, I hope. Um...
887
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,425
I heard you flight wasn't till tonight,
and you're gonna go on the hike.
888
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:19,386
So I asked if I could switch
into your group,
889
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,221
- and they said yes.
Oh.
890
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,264
- Yeah.
891
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,557
- Mm-hmm. Great.
- Great. Cool.
892
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,683
- Hi.
Hi.
893
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:25,976
- I'm Jeff.
- Hi.
894
00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:27,018
- Hi Jeff.
895
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:30,730
- Uh, I'm, uh, Rachel's... uh, ship friend.
- Friend.
896
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,440
She fucked him.
897
00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,151
- Mm-hmm.
We met on this ship...
898
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,280
and we're friends.
So I'm gonna be hiking with you guys.
899
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:41,283
So that's exciting.
Gotta work off these pancakes, right?
900
00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:42,242
How good were those?
901
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,119
Yeah.
902
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,078
That was good.
903
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:46,329
It's...
904
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,294
So I'll see you guys, uh, in the van.
905
00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,045
- Uh, super psyched!
- Great. Thank you.
906
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,005
Good to see you. Yes.
907
00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,048
Great to meet you, man.
- Bye.
908
00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,216
See ya in the van.
909
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,220
Rachel, can we get you some maple syrup,
or, uh, did you have enough last night?
910
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,062
♪ I will never grow old ♪
911
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148
♪ I'll never grow old ♪
912
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:17,569
♪ I'll never, I'll never, I'll neverI'll never, I'll never grow old ♪
913
00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,154
♪ 'Cause I walk ♪
914
00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:21,698
♪ And I walk ♪
915
00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:24,784
- ♪ And I talk and I talk ♪
916
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:28,038
I've kinda just been throwing myself
into my work more than anything,
917
00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:30,040
and the kids are...
they're-- they're great.
918
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:32,709
After the divorce,
they all signed a card for me.
919
00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:36,254
Uh, some of them even said
they would marry me.
920
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,631
Which was funny.
921
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:41,968
They're seven, so it was kind of weird,
but... honestly, like...
922
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,221
being here... in this country...
923
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:45,847
and meeting all these people...
924
00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,682
It makes you realize
that you have a new...
925
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,476
like, a second chance at happiness.
926
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:52,938
And that's... It's just so... It's--
it's honestly exciting. Right, Rach?
927
00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:54,481
Sorry, can you pull over?
928
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:57,984
Ooh...
929
00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:01,488
Ah.
You did try those boysenberries. Nice.
930
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,616
Yeah, mon. I have something to help that.
931
00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:10,121
Yeah, mon, that's smooth.
932
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,165
It's my turn, thank you.
933
00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,547
Hey, now it's for her. To cure the nausea.
934
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,465
Mm.
935
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:23,551
It'll make you feel better.
- I feel fine.
936
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:25,220
- You look gross.
What?
937
00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:29,432
I
This girl needs to lighten up.
938
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,268
She looks pretty light, personally.
939
00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:32,686
Thank you, Jeff.
940
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,481
♪ I'll never, I'll neverI'll never, I'll never ♪
941
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,440
Give it to me.
942
00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:40,026
♪ I'll never, I'll never, I'll ♪
943
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:43,488
♪ Never, never, never, neverNever, never, never ♪
944
00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:45,240
♪ Never, never, never, never... ♪
945
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:46,700
- No, I'm okay.
946
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:50,370
Come on. It's Jamaica, man.
- I've never smoked in my entire life.
947
00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:51,955
And I'm pretty proud of it.
948
00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:53,123
- Good for you.
- Thank you.
949
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,208
- I gotta set a good example for the kids.
- Ah...
950
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,670
Yeah, mon! Okay!
951
00:54:58,753 --> 00:55:00,588
Come on.
952
00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:02,757
Look at those rocks, how pretty they are.
953
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:06,511
Are we going to be back in time
to make our flight?
954
00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:09,389
- Watch your step.
955
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:14,185
There's a place that makes smoothies.
So good, with fresh vegetables.
956
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,938
Uh, I go visit my nieces.
957
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,357
What do you do on an average Saturday?
958
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:21,109
Saturday... uh...
959
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:24,571
I'm usually pretty hungover
from the night before, taking clients out.
960
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,656
Oh, you, uh... you drink a lot.
961
00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:28,074
Yeah, usually.
962
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,870
- Thank you, Harry. Thank you.
963
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:33,246
Thanks, Har.
964
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:36,624
I got it.
965
00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,299
Here you go. I picked this for you.
966
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:45,967
- Oh.
- Thanks.
967
00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,927
Don't touch that,
that's poison oak.
968
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,930
Man, getting high and hiking.
Who thought of it?
969
00:55:55,977 --> 00:55:57,645
Okay. I got another one.
970
00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,647
Go ahead.
- Why is it hard to play cards
971
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:00,607
in the jungle?
972
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,609
Why?
- There's too many cheetahs.
973
00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:05,862
That's good!
974
00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,906
Don't say that shit
while I'm smoking.
975
00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:09,532
You're gonna kill me.
976
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,621
I'm not stoned, and that's funny.
977
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,456
Honey...
978
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:19,542
We're almost there.
979
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:24,422
We made it!
980
00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,135
Amazing!
Look at the water!
981
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,012
Beautiful!
I'm going in!
982
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:33,181
- So slippery!
You can climb behind the fall
983
00:56:33,264 --> 00:56:36,101
over that way and jump
or you can just go in right here.
984
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,522
Not too bad!
985
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,074
Here I come. Catch me!
986
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:54,702
You gonna take a swim?
- Uh, yeah. I just wanna send one email.
987
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:57,330
I didn't realize we'd have
such great service out here.
988
00:56:58,873 --> 00:56:59,749
What the--
989
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:04,129
Harry, what the fuck
990
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,255
Okay.
991
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,257
Oh...
992
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:10,969
I'm comin' in!
993
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,849
What were you thinking?
- I'll be honest, I wasn't thinking.
994
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,393
Maybe it wasn't the best idea,
but I'm worried about you.
995
00:57:18,476 --> 00:57:21,604
Look at this place. It's beautiful.
And you're sending e-mails!
996
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,190
That's my phone!
I have important shit on there!
997
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,817
I think we should stay on the cruise.
998
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:28,194
Ugh! I don't really care what you think.
999
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,196
You go on back to New York. Go ahead.
1000
00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:32,532
Get back to your job,
start making a lot of money.
1001
00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:34,701
But all the Owens out there,
they'll keep leaving you.
1002
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,244
It is not my fault Owen left!
1003
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:39,289
Nor do I care. And I don't need you
or anyone else worrying about me.
1004
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,374
What are you going to do
when you get back?
1005
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,377
Are you going to go on pretending
you're still fine with what happened?
1006
00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:48,173
You can't admit
that all this is fucking crazy, huh?
1007
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,594
I found it!
1008
00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:57,640
For some insane technological reason...
1009
00:57:58,641 --> 00:57:59,601
it still works.
1010
00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:01,978
Excuse me.
1011
00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:05,482
- Oh, wow! Probably!
1012
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:25,960
I, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1013
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:29,839
You know, you're, uh...
You're the first person I've been with
1014
00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,591
since I got divorced and...
1015
00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:34,677
I think I maybe like... uh...
1016
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,513
got swept up in it
1017
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:40,141
and built it into something
that it wasn't, and uh...
1018
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,060
I invited myself on this hike,
1019
00:58:42,143 --> 00:58:45,480
and If I made it uncomfortable,
I apologize.
1020
00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:48,566
Fine. I'm... I'm really sorry.
1021
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:51,778
- I didn't mean to lead you on.
- No. You don't have to be sorry.
1022
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:56,199
And I really-- I really hope
that, you know, you work things out
1023
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,034
with your dad and all that.
1024
00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:00,703
Thanks. Thanks.
1025
00:59:01,746 --> 00:59:02,622
Okay.
1026
00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:05,542
Well, uh... I'm gonna go for a swim.
1027
00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:14,968
He really did it!
1028
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,098
All right! All right!
1029
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:39,993
Mm...
1030
00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:49,460
When I was young...
1031
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,880
I had a vision of how my life
was gonna be.
1032
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:54,882
Top of my field...
1033
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,677
Fancy dinners, corporate cards.
1034
00:59:58,553 --> 00:59:59,470
All of it.
1035
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,141
I never saw myself with a family.
1036
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,769
And then you came along.
1037
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,857
And I was only 24.
1038
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,236
I quit work for the first few years.
1039
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,156
You were...
1040
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,622
the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.
1041
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,794
But something was missing.
1042
01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,465
I started feeling like the dad
who was around physically,
1043
01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,842
but wishing he was somewhere else,
and...
1044
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,677
I didn't want to be that guy.
1045
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:42,722
Your mom and I decided
I should go back to work.
1046
01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:45,475
Then after a while, with...
1047
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,435
the trips away...
1048
01:00:48,561 --> 01:00:50,480
it started to feel like a release.
1049
01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,023
Not from you, but...
1050
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,235
from the version of myself
that wasn't very happy.
1051
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,577
So that's it?
You
1052
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,663
You had to disappear completely?
1053
01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:13,461
I guess you were too young to remember.
I came back every week.
1054
01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,130
But...
1055
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,469
...every time...
1056
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,432
we had to say goodbye,
it got harder and harder.
1057
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:29,268
You were--
you were better without me there.
1058
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:31,771
And, uh...
1059
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,566
Finally, I just didn't come back.
1060
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:39,404
Sorry.
1061
01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,534
I really, really am so sorry.
1062
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,913
It was the biggest mistake of my life.
1063
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,324
I did have a really good childhood.
Mom made it seem completely normal...
1064
01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,458
for it to just be me and her.
1065
01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:19,921
And obviously, I Googled you. I mean...
1066
01:03:23,424 --> 01:03:25,760
Before the Internet, I looked you up in...
1067
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:30,723
every phone book and every memory box,
in Mom's closet, and...
1068
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:36,562
I wrote you...
so many letters that I didn't ever send.
1069
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:42,735
- I even prank called you a couple times.
1070
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,530
Maybe a lot of times, like... around 1994.
1071
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:48,491
Oh.
1072
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,328
Fuck it. Let's just stay.
1073
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,665
- Yeah. Really.
1074
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,376
I have the time off work.
1075
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:02,046
And, let's be honest, I could use it.
1076
01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:04,924
- I'm going to go for a swim...
- Ah.
1077
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:06,843
Nice idea.
1078
01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:16,143
Oh, yeah! Go!
1079
01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:17,353
Yes!
1080
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:22,108
Get your butt down here, Harry!
- No, no!
1081
01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:25,403
- I'll meet you down there.
Come on, Harry! Don't be a baby!
1082
01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,029
Yeah! Don't feel pressured!
1083
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,739
- Fuck it!
It's really hard!
1084
01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,992
Harry, don't do it!
1085
01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:34,161
Come on, Harry!
Let's go! Come on, Harry!
1086
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,955
Come on!
1087
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:39,584
♪ Made me see where I've been ♪
1088
01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:51,262
♪ Been down one time ♪
1089
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:53,514
♪ Been down two times... ♪
1090
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,560
Sorry,
the humidity was making my hair
1091
01:04:57,643 --> 01:04:58,769
into a shag carpet.
1092
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,022
Looks fine.
1093
01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:12,617
Here they are.
1094
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,119
Hello, you all.
- Oh, hey!
1095
01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:17,330
You clean up nicely.
1096
01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:20,207
I like your dress. Very nice.
1097
01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:34,096
♪ You don't know what it means to win ♪
1098
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,642
If I get it, I would basically be
second in charge at the company.
1099
01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:41,228
And I would be managing
all the face-to-face with the clients
1100
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:42,980
on a very personal level. You know,
1101
01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:45,650
traveling to see them a lot,
entertaining them when they're in town,
1102
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,819
and, uh, translating all their needs
to our team.
1103
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:49,987
It's a big deal. Ooh. Sounds good.
1104
01:05:51,238 --> 01:05:52,531
Wish me luck.
To Rachel.
1105
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,909
To Rachel.
You got it.
1106
01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:58,454
♪ Come down and see me again ♪
1107
01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,757
♪ Been down one time ♪
1108
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,551
♪ Been down two times ♪
1109
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:17,515
♪ Mm, never going back again ♪
1110
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:24,397
♪ Mm ♪
1111
01:06:29,026 --> 01:06:30,194
To friendship.
1112
01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:31,904
Friendship!
- Hold it. One more!
1113
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,572
- Whoa! One more! One more!
- One more!
1114
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,532
Thank you.
1115
01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:37,076
- All right, down the hatch!
1116
01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:41,288
- I love this song!
1117
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,415
- Ah!
- Me too, me too!
1118
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,582
- Let's go dance.
- Over here.
1119
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,167
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1120
01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,378
Now listen,
I know you said no to this before,
1121
01:06:47,461 --> 01:06:51,090
but don't you really want to be
the Royal Caribbean Karaoke Queen?
1122
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:53,300
No!
I thought...
1123
01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:57,054
this could be something we both enjoy
and do it together.
1124
01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:58,389
What do you think?
1125
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:02,226
If I say yes,
will you please let me dance?
1126
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:04,979
- Okay! I will karaoke with you!
1127
01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,985
♪ Can't seem to get my mind off of you ♪
1128
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:19,577
♪ Back here at homeThere's nothin' to do ♪
1129
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,746
♪ Now that I'm away ♪
1130
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:24,874
♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪
1131
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,714
♪ Tomorrow's a day of mineThat you won't be in ♪
1132
01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:34,133
- ♪ When you looked at me ♪
1133
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:38,429
- ♪ I should have run ♪
My boy's a surfer!
1134
01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:42,016
- ♪ But I thought it was just for fun ♪
Ooh!
1135
01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:44,518
I don't like this.
I don't like this!
1136
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,604
♪ I see I was wrong ♪
1137
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,901
Yeah.
1138
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:54,570
Did they say who they were gonna with
before they left?
1139
01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:57,656
No, they saidthat they were going to meditate on it.
1140
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:02,995
No, no. Then we just have to let them
meditate on it for a bit.
1141
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,708
- If I were there, I would drive upstate--
- But you're not here,
1142
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,752
- and that's okay.- I know. I know I'm not there.
1143
01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:11,670
Hey. How's it going with your dad?
1144
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:12,588
It's...
1145
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,381
Uh...
1146
01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:16,759
It's better.
1147
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:21,263
- ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
1148
01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:27,311
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
1149
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,442
♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
1150
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:36,195
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
1151
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:40,908
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
1152
01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:42,535
I don't know... I...
1153
01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:44,537
- I think it's a little on the nose.
- Agreed.
1154
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,872
Yeah. We'll just find a better song.
1155
01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:49,959
- Okay.
1156
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,045
"Playing]
1157
01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:58,425
♪ Do you... ♪
I don't think this a good song, either.
1158
01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:01,846
Piña coladas.
1159
01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:04,265
- It's about cheating.
1160
01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:06,600
This guy places a personal ad
1161
01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,686
because things aren't going well
with his wife,
1162
01:09:08,769 --> 01:09:10,896
but his wife ends up answering
the personal ad,
1163
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,232
because she was thinking
of cheating as well.
1164
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:15,943
I had no idea.
- Yeah.
1165
01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:18,946
Well, I always thought
it was about piña coladas.
1166
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:20,156
That's sad.
1167
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,032
- Let's pick another one.
- Okay.
1168
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,576
May we see that book again, please?
1169
01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:25,953
♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
1170
01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:29,123
- ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
1171
01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:33,127
♪ If you're not into yoga ♪
1172
01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:37,464
Make sure you just do your shoulders
and your arms are relaxed.
1173
01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:39,425
- I know. I know.
- And you just... You just...
1174
01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,970
- Okay. Fine. Fine. Go ahead.
1175
01:09:44,054 --> 01:09:47,099
- ♪ I knew her smile in an instant ♪
1176
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,393
Oh, what happened there?
- Okay, well...
1177
01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:51,896
- It's because you're in my ear.
I know.
1178
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,356
- I'm going to stand here. Go ahead.
- Watch, just stop talking.
1179
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:57,151
♪ Yes, I like piña coladas ♪
1180
01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,987
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
1181
01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:04,033
♪ I'm not much into health food ♪
1182
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,827
♪ I am into champagne ♪
1183
01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,834
Whoo!
- ♪ Cut through all this red tape ♪
1184
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,504
♪ At a bar called O'Malley's ♪
1185
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,716
♪ Where we'll plan our escape ♪
1186
01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:27,097
Whoo!
1187
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,894
Oh! Hold on. I'll be right there.
1188
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,043
Mm, this is nice.
1189
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:57,962
It is, isn't it?
1190
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,467
Maybe Owen wasn't such a fucker after all.
1191
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,302
This was his idea.
1192
01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:13,143
I think maybe I'm an asshole.
1193
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:16,939
Owen and I dated in college,
and we eventually broke up and lost touch.
1194
01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:20,651
And then, I met up with Owen again
three months after my mom died.
1195
01:11:20,734 --> 01:11:22,778
Three months after that, he proposed...
1196
01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,281
and I said yes...
1197
01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,868
because he felt familiar.
1198
01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,538
Because he felt like family.
1199
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,457
And I did not...
1200
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,459
want to end up alone...
1201
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,545
the way she did.
1202
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,803
I was in a cab when she died...
1203
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:50,222
because I had a meeting that ran long.
1204
01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,518
She was alone...
1205
01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:57,771
again.
1206
01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:04,069
I'm sorry.
1207
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:09,158
I just never should have said yes to Owen.
1208
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,200
That's all.
1209
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,746
Fear of loneliness
is a very powerful thing.
1210
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,049
- Thank you.
1211
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:29,720
I'm gonna run outside
for just one sec.
1212
01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,931
That was really fun.
I'll meet you back in the room?
1213
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,310
We're going to win this thing, Harry.
1214
01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:39,521
Are you serious? Well, that can't be.
1215
01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:41,899
A debt collector?
1216
01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:43,609
Well...
1217
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,070
Are you sure they called looking for me?
1218
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:50,699
Bankrupt?
1219
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:56,121
Well, I don't care if I'm his daughter,
I'm not bailing him out.
1220
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,706
Motherfucker!
1221
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,292
I gotta call you back.
1222
01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,799
I'm not sure why they even
have these on a cruise ship.
1223
01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,217
What do you think? I got you one.
1224
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,222
Because I just got a call
telling me that you're fucking bankrupt.
1225
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:15,557
- No.
1226
01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:17,893
Progressive Collection Services
1227
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:20,646
in Los Angeles just called my office
looking for me.
1228
01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:23,190
Your bankruptcy payments are late.
Because I'm your daughter,
1229
01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:26,610
they wanted to know where I was.
Okay. Is that why you came to find me?
1230
01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:28,487
Because you wanted to get me
before they did?
1231
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,364
I can't believe I trusted you.
1232
01:13:30,447 --> 01:13:32,866
Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
I want you out of my room.
1233
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,952
You are a selfish, cold-hearted,
1234
01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:36,578
- horrible human being.
- Rachel.
1235
01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,039
Was it not enough you left me
when I was five?
1236
01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,582
Now you're trying to steal my money.
1237
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,377
Is all you want to do hurt me?
- No!
1238
01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,629
Oh, my God. Know what?
You can stay. Stay.
1239
01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,256
I'm gonna sleep with Jim and Steve,
1240
01:13:47,339 --> 01:13:49,675
- and there's no way--
- Stop talking for two seconds!
1241
01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:51,593
- In fact--
- Gabe is dead!
1242
01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,435
What?
1243
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,604
He died. Two months ago.
1244
01:14:06,066 --> 01:14:08,277
I promise you, I'm not after your money.
1245
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,572
Yes, I'm bankrupt.
1246
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:16,326
And I owe a fair amount.
But I promise you, I'm dealing with it.
1247
01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:18,829
That was not why I came to find you.
1248
01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:21,373
I am sorry.
They should never have called you.
1249
01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:39,183
My best friend died.
1250
01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:44,062
He was all I had in the world, and...
1251
01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:46,023
now I'm alone.
1252
01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,901
So I came looking for you.
1253
01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:52,988
I'm sorry. That's not fair to you, but...
that is the truth.
1254
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,950
Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
1255
01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:59,578
I
1256
01:14:59,703 --> 01:15:03,081
...you were going through your own stuff,
anyway and...
1257
01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:05,209
Well, honestly...
1258
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:09,004
being with you, it was nice just to forget
about everything that happened.
1259
01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:14,510
So that's Gabe?
1260
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,775
He was always the organized one.
1261
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,945
We traveled around the world
for business,
1262
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:35,656
and he would make sure
we got where we were going,
1263
01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:37,741
and when we were supposed to get there.
He'd look after the details, you know.
1264
01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:44,665
Then he started making mistakes.
1265
01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:48,961
He'd get confused and...
1266
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:51,713
repeat himself.
1267
01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:56,593
When the doctors told us
it was early-onset Alzheimer's,
1268
01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:58,804
we were...
1269
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,431
He was just 52 years old.
1270
01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:08,730
We'd lost most of our clients by then,
because of the mistakes and...
1271
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:13,402
he didn't have any family
to look after him.
1272
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,698
So I quit working...
1273
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,450
and moved him in with me.
1274
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:24,788
Eventually,
I couldn't look after him alone anymore.
1275
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,916
Had to hire some help,
and that's where the money went.
1276
01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:31,587
Anyway...
1277
01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:35,716
I was gonna spread his ashes in New York,
'cause that's where he's from.
1278
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,011
So, he was...
1279
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:43,140
with me that night when we, you know...
1280
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:47,436
So, along he came.
I figured...
1281
01:16:48,061 --> 01:16:49,896
the Caribbean was nicer anyway.
1282
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,860
Wow.
1283
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:08,582
Sorry, I don't know what to say.
1284
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:11,168
I don't want your money.
1285
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:13,420
I sold my house,
1286
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,340
and I'm just waiting on
some paperwork to go through, and...
1287
01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,758
I've even started packing up.
1288
01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,844
I'm gonna finish the job
when I get back from the cruise.
1289
01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:28,769
- I'll get an apartment or something.
1290
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,732
A little late in the game
for me to get a job-job, but...
1291
01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:36,068
I can do some consulting.
1292
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,488
I'm gonna be just fine.
You don't have to worry about me.
1293
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:47,079
So I guess we should karaoke
in Gabe's honor.
1294
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:52,167
Yep.
1295
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:55,253
Hey, kids.
1296
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:59,299
- It's your old pal, Jimmy Deer, here.
Love you, Jimmy!
1297
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:00,217
Now...
1298
01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:05,180
while I couldn't be sadder
that soon this ship will be docking,
1299
01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,723
Say it ain't so!
1300
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:08,600
I also couldn't be gladder...
1301
01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:15,649
- that tonight we will be rockin'! Yeah!
1302
01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,192
Tonight...
1303
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,987
is my favorite night of the entire cruise.
1304
01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:22,447
I give to you...
1305
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:30,247
the Royal Caribbean's
Karaoke Championship!
1306
01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:31,248
Hey!
1307
01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:37,879
♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♪
1308
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,174
♪ Run away, I've got to ♪
1309
01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,343
♪ Get away ♪
1310
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,346
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
1311
01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:47,889
- With you.
1312
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:51,476
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
1313
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,395
Smile. Smile.
1314
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,189
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
1315
01:18:56,273 --> 01:19:00,569
♪ I'm so lost without youI know you were right ♪
1316
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:02,988
♪ Believing for so long ♪
1317
01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:07,701
♪ I'm all out of loveWhat am I without you? ♪
1318
01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:09,619
♪ I can't be too late ♪
1319
01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:15,542
♪ To say that I was so wrong ♪
1320
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,044
♪ But when you touch me like this ♪
1321
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:20,547
♪ And when you hold me like that ♪
1322
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:27,471
♪ I just have to admitThat it's all coming back to me ♪
1323
01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,931
♪ And when I touch you like this ♪
1324
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,893
♪ And when I hold you like that ♪
1325
01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:39,775
♪ It's hard to believeBut it's all coming back to me ♪
1326
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,693
♪ Don'tcha wanna dance?Say you wanna dance ♪
1327
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,528
♪
- Dance!
1328
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:45,655
♪ Don'tcha wanna dance?Say you wanna dance ♪
1329
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,657
♪
- Dance!
1330
01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:49,743
♪ Don'tcha wanna dance?Say you wanna dance ♪
1331
01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:51,912
♪
- Dance!
1332
01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:53,997
♪ I'm too sexy for my cat ♪- ♪Too sexy for my cat ♪
1333
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:59,711
- ♪ Poor pussy, poor pussycat ♪
1334
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,005
♪ I'm too sexy for this song! ♪
1335
01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:04,966
Oh! Make some noise!
1336
01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:07,844
For Dan and Beth! Whoo!
1337
01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:10,096
Newlyweds from Wichita, Kansas,
1338
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:14,267
with a hauntingly sexual rendition
of that ditty.
1339
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:17,229
Oh, thank you, Alexa.
Make some noise for Alexa.
1340
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,564
- My lovely assistant.
1341
01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:22,150
Now, wait, hold on.
1342
01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:25,237
I am being told by the judges
1343
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:28,156
that this contest is too close to call,
1344
01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:30,158
with one couple remaining.
1345
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:37,541
Coming to the stage,
our final couple of the evening...
1346
01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:41,545
You know 'em, you love 'em,
our favorite non-honeymooners,
1347
01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:43,296
Rachel and Harry!
1348
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,799
Make some noise!
1349
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:03,859
Rock it out!
1350
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,528
- Ugh. Pfft. Way to be obvious!
1351
01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:08,446
Fuck, that's genius.
They're totally gonna win.
1352
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:19,541
- ♪ I'm sailing away ♪
Yeah!
1353
01:21:22,085 --> 01:21:24,588
♪ Set an open course ♪
1354
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:28,592
- ♪ For the virgin sea ♪
Wow!
1355
01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,553
♪ 'Cause I've ♪
1356
01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:36,600
♪ Got to be free free ♪
1357
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:44,482
♪ Free to face the lifeThat's ahead of me ♪
1358
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:49,112
♪ On board I'm the captain ♪
1359
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:53,950
♪ So climb aboard ♪
1360
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:58,079
♪ We'll search for tomorrow ♪
1361
01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,082
♪ On every shore ♪
1362
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,918
♪ And we'll try ♪
1363
01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:09,007
♪ The best that we can ♪
1364
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:14,846
♪ To carry on! ♪
1365
01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,060
Go, Rachel!
1366
01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:26,441
♪ A gathering of angels appearedAbove my head ♪
1367
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:29,861
♪ They sang to me this song of hope ♪
1368
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:32,656
♪ And this is what they said ♪
1369
01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:35,241
♪ They said, come sail away ♪
1370
01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:39,829
♪ Come sail awayCome sail away with me ♪
1371
01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:41,915
- ♪ Come sail away ♪
1372
01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:45,961
♪ Come sail awayCome sail away with me ♪
1373
01:22:48,421 --> 01:22:49,422
Yeah!
1374
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,927
Guys, come up! Come!
- She's talking to us!
1375
01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:55,512
Come on! Come! Let's go!
Don't have to ask twice.
1376
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:59,641
Our table!
1377
01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:02,018
Do the robot!
We gotta do the robot.
1378
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:05,105
Yes, yes.
Come on! Come on! Follow me.
1379
01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,357
What are we doing?
Rock out!
1380
01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:10,402
Yeah!
1381
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:13,196
Nice!
Yeah!
1382
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:24,082
♪ I thought that they were angels ♪
1383
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:26,876
♪ But much to my surprise ♪
1384
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,422
♪ We climbed aboard their starship ♪
1385
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:34,092
- Pick me up!
- ♪ And headed for the skies! ♪
1386
01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:39,889
♪ Come sail away, come sail awayCome sail away with me ♪
1387
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,267
Everyone!
♪ Come sail away ♪
1388
01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:45,854
♪ Come sail away, come sail away with me ♪
1389
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,648
- Lads!
- ♪ Come sail away ♪
1390
01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,191
♪ Come sail away ♪
1391
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:53,695
♪ Come sail away with me ♪
1392
01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:56,531
♪ Come sail away, come sail away ♪
1393
01:23:56,614 --> 01:24:01,036
♪ Come sail away with me! ♪
1394
01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:06,291
Rachel and Harry!
1395
01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:08,877
Hold on, let me check with the judges.
Who am I kiddin'?
1396
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,546
There's nothin' in my ear! Our winners!
1397
01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:14,841
- Rachel and Harry!
1398
01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:17,302
Let's give them their crown!
1399
01:24:39,407 --> 01:24:41,910
If it helps,
we promise to name our baby Gabe.
1400
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,953
Jim, what if it's a daughter?
1401
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,246
Gabe-ette.
1402
01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:48,249
Gabriella's actually a girl's name.
Let's just do Gabriella.
1403
01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:50,835
- We could do that.
It's okay, you two.
1404
01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:52,712
You don't need to do that.
1405
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,716
The reason I didn't tell you all
about Gabe was because...
1406
01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:59,844
I didn't want to believe he was gone.
1407
01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:04,140
He was a good man, a good friend.
1408
01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:07,227
Loved karaoke.
1409
01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,150
We were each other's family
for a long time.
1410
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,487
I'm sure gonna miss him.
1411
01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:33,294
So long, pal.
1412
01:26:03,032 --> 01:26:04,367
Babe...
1413
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:05,451
Oh, Jim.
1414
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:10,582
It's all right. It's okay.
The last thing Gabe would want
1415
01:26:11,374 --> 01:26:13,835
would be for us to be all mopey.
1416
01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:19,299
Why don't we all head back inside
and enjoy one final night of...
1417
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,759
unlimited sugary cocktails?
1418
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,344
- Come on, let's go.
1419
01:26:31,394 --> 01:26:36,357
Hey, I was thinking maybe after this
I would come to California for a few days.
1420
01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:38,443
Help you move?
1421
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:41,446
What about work?
1422
01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,824
I was thinking about work.
1423
01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:46,993
Actually, it's funny,
1424
01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:49,454
because I wasn't thinking about work,
but...
1425
01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,749
a few days isn't gonna make a difference.
1426
01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:54,834
I'd like to help.
1427
01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:58,630
Moving's hard work.
I got a lot of stuff.
1428
01:26:58,713 --> 01:26:59,714
Are you sure?
1429
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,925
I can handle it.
1430
01:27:02,383 --> 01:27:03,927
I want to see where you live.
1431
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,553
Lived. Sorry.
1432
01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:10,808
Isn't that what family is supposed to do?
1433
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,687
I guess so.
1434
01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,565
Yeah. Then I'll come to California.
1435
01:27:19,442 --> 01:27:20,860
I'm gonna go inside.
1436
01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:22,862
I'll be in in a minute.
1437
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:30,578
Hey, Dad?
1438
01:27:32,538 --> 01:27:33,998
Thanks for coming to find me.
1439
01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:13,204
Mm Yes. Yes.
1440
01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:17,500
That is the first phone call I've seen her pick up in days.
I gotta admit, she looks like she's doing very well.
1441
01:28:20,503 --> 01:28:22,422
Oh, she has been relating to us
like a human.
1442
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:25,383
I hate to brag,
but you two are some of my best work.
1443
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:26,592
- Oh, Jim.
1444
01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:29,220
- Okay, it was all of us. Mostly Harry.
Thank you.
1445
01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:31,556
Either way, I hope we have a little girl.
1446
01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:36,519
Know what? I want to propose a toast.
1447
01:28:36,602 --> 01:28:37,854
To Rachel and Harry.
1448
01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:40,523
You guys have made this cruise
so much more fun.
1449
01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:43,401
And it's really nice to see you reconnect.
1450
01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,320
- To forgiveness.
To forgiveness.
1451
01:28:45,403 --> 01:28:47,363
And I'd like to add something else
to this toast.
1452
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,615
That was my boss.
I am the official accounts director.
1453
01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:50,700
Congratulations.
1454
01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:52,910
Thank you. We got Evie's chips. So...
Whoo!
1455
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,204
Strategy meeting
first thing in the morning,
1456
01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:57,623
And then, up to Upstate New York
this week.
1457
01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,750
- Oh.
- Mm...
1458
01:28:58,958 --> 01:29:00,877
Sorry, I think that changes our plan
a little bit
1459
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,129
about me going with you to California,
but...
1460
01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:05,840
- I figured you'd understand.
- I do. That's fine.
1461
01:29:05,923 --> 01:29:07,884
- I'm so-- I'm really proud of you.
- Yeah.
1462
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:10,345
And I-- I'll see your place in California.
1463
01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:13,097
- We have a ton of clients there, so...
1464
01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,100
- I will be out there.
- Great! I'll show you my new place.
1465
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:18,061
Great. Okay, I've gotta take this. Hi.
1466
01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:25,818
- Of course.
1467
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,494
Oh.
- Oh, half an hour or so.
1468
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,165
I'm really sorry that I can't stick to
our plan
1469
01:29:39,248 --> 01:29:40,917
about coming to California.
1470
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,168
Oh, that's all right.
1471
01:29:43,294 --> 01:29:44,545
I'm really proud of you.
1472
01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:46,714
Thanks.
1473
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,052
Oh, I gotta go. My car is here.
1474
01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:54,847
I have to run home
before I go to the office, so...
1475
01:29:59,143 --> 01:30:00,478
Um, when's your flight?
1476
01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:01,562
This afternoon.
1477
01:30:03,022 --> 01:30:04,941
Any idea when you might get to California?
1478
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:12,073
I-- I have no way of knowing,
'cause it's entirely dependent on work.
1479
01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:14,242
Yeah. Sure. Sure.
1480
01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:17,870
Look...
1481
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:22,375
This week... has been...
1482
01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:29,257
I'm glad I pushed you in that town car.
1483
01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:33,761
I'm glad that somewhere in my drunk brain,
I wanted to get to know you,
1484
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:37,515
and find out you were
not as shitty as I thought you were.
1485
01:30:37,598 --> 01:30:40,768
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1486
01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,695
But this is vacation,
and I have to get back to real life.
1487
01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:51,821
Yeah.
1488
01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:54,782
- Which I've worked very hard for.
- I know.
1489
01:30:58,202 --> 01:31:00,204
I'm-- I will see you at some point.
1490
01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:05,209
- Okay.
1491
01:31:09,964 --> 01:31:10,840
Okay.
1492
01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:15,595
I really am proud of you.
1493
01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:19,849
Thanks.
1494
01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:22,810
I'll see ya when I see ya.
1495
01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:25,688
See you when I see ya.
1496
01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:48,377
♪ Two dozen other dirty lovers ♪
1497
01:31:49,837 --> 01:31:51,631
♪ Must be a sucker for it ♪
1498
01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,801
♪ Cry, cry, but I don't need my mother ♪
1499
01:31:57,261 --> 01:32:02,266
♪ Just hold my handWhile I come to a decision on it ♪
1500
01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:06,354
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1501
01:32:06,437 --> 01:32:08,523
♪ Your legs give way, you hit the ground ♪
1502
01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:12,235
♪ Save it for laterDon't run away and let me down ♪
1503
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,863
♪ Sooner or laterYou hit the deck, you get found out ♪
1504
01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:17,490
♪ Save it for later ♪
1505
01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:21,327
♪ Don't run away and let me downYou let me down ♪
1506
01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:25,164
♪ You run away, run awayLet me down ♪
1507
01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:27,083
♪ Run away, run ♪
1508
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,969
♪ Black air and seven seasAre rotten through ♪
1509
01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,846
♪ But what can you do? ♪
1510
01:32:42,431 --> 01:32:45,268
♪ I don't know how I'm meant to actWith all of you lot ♪
1511
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,395
♪ Sometimes I don't try ♪
1512
01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,773
♪ I just, now, now, now, now, now ♪
1513
01:32:50,856 --> 01:32:54,860
♪ Now, now, now, now, nowNow, now, now ♪
1514
01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:01,367
♪ Sooner or laterYour legs give way, you hit the ground ♪
1515
01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:05,162
♪ Save it for laterDon't run away and let me down ♪
1516
01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:08,708
♪ Sooner or laterYou hit the deck, you get found out ♪
1517
01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:12,587
♪ Save it for laterDon't run away and let me down ♪
1518
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:16,340
♪ Let me down, run away, run away ♪
1519
01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:18,092
♪ Let me down ♪
1520
01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:26,726
So, I think what the game plan should be
when we get up there,
1521
01:33:26,809 --> 01:33:28,936
I will take Ben and you take Evie.
1522
01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:30,062
How does that sound?
1523
01:33:30,563 --> 01:33:31,397
Great.
1524
01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:35,818
She's got you staying in some guesthouse
that's attached to the barn.
1525
01:33:35,901 --> 01:33:38,446
She says it's "magical."
That was her word.
1526
01:33:39,238 --> 01:33:40,364
She also said something like,
1527
01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:43,242
"You need to be near the potatoes
to sell the potatoes."
1528
01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:46,245
Anyway, I... I got a really good feeling
about this company.
1529
01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,414
I think Evie really likes you,
1530
01:33:48,497 --> 01:33:51,250
and I have always found
that my biggest successes
1531
01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:54,462
come from when I become friends
with my clients, you know?
1532
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:56,797
I think you staying in the barn
is a great first step. It's like you're practically family.
1533
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:03,346
♪ Why don't you just hold me? ♪
1534
01:34:03,804 --> 01:34:05,848
♪ Why don't you hold me and kiss me...
♪ Do you have any flights to Los Angeles?
1535
01:34:08,225 --> 01:34:10,102
- Wait...
1536
01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:12,980
- I'm sorry, I need more vacation days.
1537
01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:15,816
Can you get me on a flight to LA?
1538
01:34:16,525 --> 01:34:19,528
I have a flight to LA in 45 minutes.
1539
01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:20,905
- I can get you on it.
I'll take it.
1540
01:34:22,406 --> 01:34:24,909
- Okay. You're set, but you gotta hurry.
- Okay.
1541
01:34:24,992 --> 01:34:26,243
Who's in California?
1542
01:34:28,788 --> 01:34:29,789
My dad.
1543
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,000
♪ Hold me ♪
1544
01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:37,463
♪ Why don't you hold me and kiss me now? ♪
1545
01:34:38,339 --> 01:34:41,133
♪ I want you to hold me ♪
1546
01:34:41,592 --> 01:34:45,221
♪ Why don't you hold meAnd kiss me, now? ♪
1547
01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:46,972
♪ Save it for later ♪
1548
01:34:47,723 --> 01:34:51,435
♪ Ooh, mm ♪
1549
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:57,358
♪ Don't run away and run awayRun away, run away, run away ♪
1550
01:34:57,441 --> 01:35:00,111
♪ Run away and let me down ♪
1551
01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:03,656
♪ Run away, run away and let me down ♪
1552
01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:25,553
I don't care how successful
you were,
1553
01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:36,105
there is never a need for 278 ties.
1554
01:35:36,689 --> 01:35:39,233
You can't even wear the ones you like
that often. It is insane.
1555
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,777
That is not a word I'm supposed to use
with patients.
1556
01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:43,696
I'm not one of your patients.
1557
01:35:45,823 --> 01:35:46,657
All right, then.
1558
01:36:00,796 --> 01:36:01,714
Oh, shit.
1559
01:36:02,673 --> 01:36:05,760
- Hi, Steve.
You saw her. Now shut the door.
1560
01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,973
I had a few extra vacation days.
1561
01:36:11,265 --> 01:36:13,809
Well, like nine years' worth,
so I figured I'd...
1562
01:36:14,268 --> 01:36:15,978
...take some.
1563
01:36:32,995 --> 01:36:34,288
I love you, Rachel.
1564
01:36:35,998 --> 01:36:38,083
- I never stopped loving you.
1565
01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:40,628
Thank you for coming here.
1566
01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:43,756
- It's more than I deserve.
1567
01:36:51,972 --> 01:36:53,682
You don't have to say you love me,
you know.
1568
01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:02,817
How about I just start by becoming inside?
1569
01:37:03,859 --> 01:37:04,860
Good plan.
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