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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: Eߣ�B��B��B�B�B��matroskaB��B��S�g��M�t�M��S��I�fS��M��S��T�kS���M��S��S�kS���M��S��T�gS���[�O�I�f�*ױ�B@M��libebml v1.4.2 + libmatroska v1.6.4WA�mkvmerge v56.1.0 ('My Friend') 64-bitD��A3(�Da���� s��H�������D��GТT�k���ׁsň��nRy &��������S_TEXT/UTF8"���en�D%C�u@�� ��ڡԁ ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪��Ӡҡ́  ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪�� �C�u@����סс ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪�� S����� U ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪�� C�u@��8F����� ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪����աρ ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪�� C�u@��Sk�����♪ All the things that make us ♪��&�����s ♪ Laugh and cry ♪����ҡ́ � ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪��C�u@�炇��ɡÁComing up tonight: Quahog's own poet laureate comes to the set�� ��á��E and graces us with her... Oh, God, that's tonight?�� C�u@�炡٠���� Hey, Jerome, turn on the game.��F������ Sorry, guys, cable's out.��u����� We're only getting local stations.�� �C�u@点�ȡ Oh, what, so now we got to talk sports to pass the time?�� ����� m Or maybe watch Gilmore Girls.�� !C�u@���ޠ���� Just as, like, a goof.��������� You know, if you want to talk sports,��*�����KI've got quite a story to tell.���C�u@��� �á�� Oh! Oh! This is the one where Lorelai's mom makes�� ��¡��  her martini with an onion instead of an olive.��Р����� Boy, that's a passive-aggressive move.��,C�u@�� ����� If you knew her mom, you'd know that's��,�����x a passive-aggressive move.��ܠ����� It all started when I was a young boy...���C�u@����ơ�� Last chance on this Gilmore Girls thing.�� ������ � I was a baseball prodigy.��������/ It was back home in the Cuban league.���C�u@��/��סсI grew up working in the tobacco fields outside of Havana.��r�ϡɁ� That's where I learned to play baseball.�� �C�u@��KJ�סс Our mitts were made of cigars, some of them still going.�� �����V All right! Ha! All right, I caught it!�� `C�u@��f����� At night I drove a cab.�� #�ϡɁ p We all had to drive huge cars there.�� ]C�u@��|Ѡѡˁ I was just a regular young man wearing pants�� ����� that went above my belly button.�������� Pull your pants up.��C�u@����̡Ɓ When I was nine, my father took me�� /����� { to my first baseball game.�� C�u@�����աρ Fidel Castro was there to throw out the first pitch.�� &�ҡ́ ( He was wearing the same outfit as always.�� C�u@��ʺ�ӡ́ Later we would find out he had a fashion disease�� Ǡ͡ǁ  known as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.�� �C�u@�����ϡɁ We would write more jokes about him,��=�סс� but our dumb-dumb writers only know what he looks like.�� !������ Strike!��C�u���栥��� (cheering and applause)��頰��� We all worshipped Che Guevara.��eC�u@��i�ӡ́Although none of us really knew what side he was on.�� �����  Thank you?��C�Ρȁ� But we knew he'd make a great poster�� �C�u@��+Ԡ���� in college dorm rooms someday.�� Ġաρ  ANNOUNCER: Please rise for the Cuban National Anthem.�� �C�u@��B�š�� ( I Love Lucy theme song playing)�� ��ӡ́ CLEVELAND: In Cuba, we hated America so much,�� �C�u@��^������ we copied everything they did.��������� And died trying to get there.�� �����? (crowd cheering, clamoring)���C�u@���ɠ���� (music ends)��Ƞ����� Castro said there were CIA��=�Ρȁ S all over our island, but I never saw any.�� PC�u���n����� (cheering, clamoring)��C�u@���Ϡ���� Yeah! Ha-ha! All right!�� �ԡ΁ m But from that day on, I fell in love with baseball.�� C�u@��ו�աρ I dreamed of one day playing in the big leagues,�� �ӡ́  so I signed up for a montage to get better.�� �C�u��������� (glass breaks)��������G (Cuban music playing)���C�u@�������� I was at the top of my game.�� ]�͡ǁ _ I didn't even need the full montage.�� UC�u@��9V�סс I was even recruited to play on Cuba's national team,�� ������ � the Gooding Juniors.���C�u@��M.�ҡ́ ANNOUNCER: Tonight, the Cuba Gooding Juniors�� i����� ktake on the Haiti Joel Osments!�� �C�u@��a(�ϡɁ We tried to play, but it was difficult��f�֡Ёh because hurricane season was February through January.�� �C�u��v<����� (all shouting)�� ֠ҡ́W Every time, a hurricane would sweep through,�� zC�u@����Сʁ decimating the island, causing hundreds��Р����� of dollars worth of damage.�������� � Aah!��ڠѡˁ� Under Castro, every male over the age of 18�� pC�u��� �ԡ΁ was required to serve two years as a band leader.�� 9C�u���ʠ���� ♪ Babaloo-oo-oo ♪��e������ ♪ Babaloo-oo-oo ♪�� �C�u��㸠���� ♪ Jungo ♪�� ֠���� # ♪ Oo-oo-oo ♪��:C�u���c����� ♪ Babaloo ♪�� |����� � (vocalizing)�� C�u�������� ♪ Ta empezando lo velorio ♪��;�����= ♪ Que le hacemo a babalu. ♪���C�u@��=L�ҡ́ I loved baseball, but yearned to play in America.���ҡ́g I would look across the water and dream about�� �C�u@��W��ҡ́ the great time they must be having there.�� z����� | I bet it's not so great.��,������ ♪ If you're going my way ♪�� C�u@��u��ҡ́ ♪ I want to drive it all night long ♪�� ��֡Ё � ♪ Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah... ♪�� %C�u@���ᠽ��� Dang it! I'm at the wrong country.�� Š���� � I knew what I had to do.�� ������ It was nothing against Cuba.���C�u@���ߠ���� Cuba was nice.��������� We had a Bay of Hotties,���ԡ΁ � but also another bay of less attractive women.�� �C�u@���a����� I forget what they called it.��Ҡءҁ  However, tensions between the U.S. and Cuba were high.�� �C�u@��Х�͡ǁ Castro was not happy that they had named�� �ءҁ  the most dangerously gay part of San Francisco after him.�� bC�u@��� �סс Defecting to the U.S. was punishable by prison or death.��������H But I was determined.��=C�u@��ߠ���� Then came my chance.��ˠ����� The Cuba Gooding Juniors had�������� Q an away game in Barbados.���C�u@���͡ǁ Oy, herma we can escape to the Cayman Islands.�� ����� d Cayman, my ass. I'm going to America.���C�u��?������ Okay, when we land in America,��Р����� we all have to stop saying "Cooba."�� C�u@��U�ԡ΁ The sea was choppy, and the sharks were relentless.�� ������ � -(snores) -(knock on door)���C�u@��ja����� -Who is it? -MALE: Uh, not a shark?�� ����� n -Don't open it! -MALE: No, it's just people.�������� -MALE 2: Yeah, people. -MALE 3: And sharks.���C�u���ܠ���� MALE: Shh! No sharks. Just people.�� �C�u@����͡ǁ CLEVELAND: After a week at sea,��4�Сʁ6 we saw the glittering lights of Miami.�� �C�u@���%����� (cheering)��ޠ����� It was beautiful.��)�Сʁ Then we decided to go to Quahog instead,���C�u@���O����� which took eight more months.����ˡŁ: Eventually, I signed a large deal��Ӡ����Z with the Toronto Blue Jays.�� C�u@��츠ӡ́ But because I was from a warm-weather climate,��������� it didn't work out.���C�u@��X��� -I still remember my first major-league game. -(cheering)�� Z�ϡɁ � It was four hours and 25 minutes long.�� `C�u��b�����I was like, "What the (bleep)?"��HC�u@��5�ġ�� Wow, Cleveland. I had no idea you played baseball.�� ����� Q Too bad you couldn't hit a home run��E������ with The Cleveland Show.��3C�u@��K7����� Well, it certainly wasn't a whiff.��������� More of a foul out.��ꠢ���  It was a double.��;C�u@��^Ԡ���� You know, you're not the only one��ܠ����(who got a taste of sports glory.�������� �I had a pretty good run, myself.��'������ Scrawny little guy like you, Quagmire?���C�u@��w㠣��� What did you play?��������� I was a competitive tennis player.�������� pSome might say too competitive.���C�u@���p����� But I was the breath of fresh air��������� that the stuffy tennis world needed.�� y�Сʁ� I was born into a real tennis family.�� C�u@���s�աρ On my first birthday, my mother gave me a little Head.�� Рסс I wanted to be the first male cheerleader for tennis.�� AC�u@���Ǡ���� I cheer on two occasions: day and night!�� m����� o -Ooh, tennis! -(crowd booing)�� �C�u�����֡Ё And when that was weird, I decided to just play tennis.���C�u@�����סс But it was understood I'd grow up to be a tennis player�� ��ѡˁ  like my father and his father before him��䠯���� and his father before him.���C�u@����ѡˁ We came from a long line of tennis dicks.�� ֠���� � I had six brothers,����ϡɁh but they'd all sliced off their hands���C�u@��'1����� opening a tennis ball can,��۠֡Ё� possibly the most dangerous object known to mankind.�� ������� Hey, guys. Anyone want to play tennis?�� !C�u��C7����� Llewellyn, no!�������� m (screaming)���C�u@��aB��� QUAGMIRE: But I would do everything I could��*�͡ǁ, to make my now-female father happy.�� ������ Practices were intense.��5C�uA�w�ϡɁ PETER: I feel like you skipped over����͡ǁ� a very big story point right there.��Р�� � QUAGMIRE: My father was a World War II vet,��)C�u@���2�ӡ́ so he used to make me reenact the D-Day landing�� k����� m with tennis ball machines.��E������ (gasps)���C�u@���,����� (grunting)��H������ But the work paid off.���Ρȁ � I got invited to the first U.S. Open,���C�u@�����ԡ΁ which, at the time, was called the U.S. Now Open.�� "�աρ o There, I met the player who would become my archrival:�� �C�u@���4����� Sweden's Hedd Banssen.��,�ӡ́ � He'd bring his personal chef to every match,�� �C�u@��칠���� which was very distracting.��o�����q Aah! What the hell?�������� _ Hergy bergy meatball throwy!�� hC�u@��Π���� (grunts)����ġ��� Come on, this can't be legal. What are you, blind?�� �����[ Serve ball!�� zC�u@��&��Сʁ QUAGMIRE: I was the bad boy of tennis,��ܠסс* and my unconventional style of play changed the game.�� aC�u@��:��͡ǁ Before I came along, tennis was so safe,���ӡ́ 0 it was customary to hit a six-handed backhand.��Ӡ̡ƁP I pioneered the one-handed backhand�� �C�u@��Y٠Сʁ and, eventually, the no-handed backhand.�� ����� a (cheering)��٠�����Quagmire, I love your backhand.�� C�u@��vu����� That sounds like a backhanded compliment.��������� (audience gasps)��٠���� I also flouted tennis etiquette�� C�u@�����ѡˁ by wearing the longest, baggiest shorts��⠬���. the game had ever seen.�� �̡ƁN People criticized my style of play���C�u@�������� because I argued with umpires��w�ҡ́� and was taught to bounce the ball 40 times��t�����: before my serve.��C�u�� ������ (grunts)��������  JUDGE: Let, first service.���C�u@�� Q}����� I'd won the U.S. Open,����Ρȁ� but I wouldn't settle for just that.��ߠ͡ǁ � My goal was the coveted Grand Slam:�� �C�u@�� k��ѡˁ pancakes, eggs, sausage and bacon at Denny's.�� ������ � One day, Glenn. One day.�� }C�u�� ������ Maybe your birthday.��s������ ♪�� �C�u@�� �s����� I made it to Wimbledon�� �ϡɁ  and got to play in front of the queen--��Ҡ����? Freddie Mercury.���C�u@�� ���ѡˁ I altered my 40-bounce routine just for him.�� ��ǡ��  (bouncing and clapping to rhythm of "We Will Rock You")�� C�u@�� �P�աρ It was an honor playing for Freddie on grass that day.��5�ѡˁ7 He later died. The doctor said it was asphalt.�� pC�u�� ������� -♪ -(grunts)�������H (grunting)��vC�u�� 4ޠ���� (cheering)����ԡ΁i It was the era before AIDS, but a lot of tennis players�� �C�u@�� RB�֡Ё had to deal with the scourge of Penis Gerulaitis.�� ��ϡɁ  Despite my on-court temper tantrums,��u�����| I was on top of the world.��:C�u@�� l��ӡ́ And that's when I saw her: Tatum O'Seventies.�� ����� bThe hottest actress of the era.���C�uA� �.�աρ She was fresh off her success playing an 11-year-old��v�ԡ΁� in a Little League movie, which, for some reason,�� ��ϡɁ|made her the biggest sex symbol in Hollywood.��)C�u@�� ���á�� -Thought you might need this. -Thanks. I'm Glenn.�� �ʡā �I know. I watched you smash your racket and scream at a baby.�� �C�u@�� ������� You know, if you're free after this,��5�����7 we could go back to my place��7����� p and try to fit some balls in your can.�� C�u@�� ������ I practiced tantrum sex,��H�աρJsomething I'd learned from Sting but probably misheard.�� h�ӡ́� QUAGMIRE: What?! Are you crazy? That was in!�� C�u@�� ��ѡˁWe became New York's "It" couple of the '70s.�������V We hung out at Studio 55.�� �C�u@�� ����� There was no one there.����֡Ё� We could hear a lot of noise coming from next door.�� h�֡ЁM I got to meet the greatest athletes of my generation.��GC�u@�� "�¡�� Glenn, how would you like to meet Bobby Orr?��������� -Or who? -Bobby Orr.��۠á��� Yeah, Bobby or who? What's the other choice?���C�u@�� 8�ءҁ -It's Bobby Orr! -You told me Bobby's the first choice!���ġ��- -What's the alternative? -All right, forget that.��w������Do you want to meet Rick Monday?���C�u@�� P�á�� Well, sure, I could do Monday, but who is it?��Рѡˁ By the 1980s, things were starting to unravel.�� yC�u@�� hҠ���� (yells)��C������ Aw, damn it!��F�աρ # My temper on the court was increasingly an issue.��Ӡ����B Out.��~C�u@�� ������� Are you serious?! You cannot be serious!�� ��ҡ́ � I had a hard time telling if people were serious.�� C�u@�� �&����� I spilled spot remover on my dog,��t������ and now he's gone.�������� � QUAGMIRE: Are you serious?!��&C�u@�� ���ϡɁ I became famous for smashing rackets��u�����w when things didn't go my way.����աρI Of course, back then, we didn't have multiple rackets,���C�u�� ������so I was forced to play with it.�� [C�u�� ֪����� ♪��)�ءҁv Ultimately, my career ended when I developed the yips.��6C�u@�� �,�ءҁ And in 2001, at the U.S. Open, my first serve hit a plane,����ءҁ� causing it to go tragically off course and hit a building.�� �C�u�� ����� (explosion)�� ������ � Everyone blamed the Muslims.�� C�u�� /;����� My second serve was no better.�� �C�u�� [������You guys talking sports stories?���š�� 0 You know, I won a bronze medal in the '84 Olympics.�� nC�u@�� pw����� Are you serious?!��5������ Track and field. It's a pretty good story.�� Ƞš��K It's a series of coincidences that if someone wrote,�� C�u@�� �/����� no one would believe.�� h����� � (soft ding)��������F Oh, my God, why is there only half a medal?�� �C�u@�� �;����� Hoo! How much time you got?�� y�ġ�� � We got about seven minutes, and I haven't gone yet.��:�����M Rocky.���C�u�� �d����� ♪��)�աρ+ Like most, my day began with block letters of my name�� pC�u@�� �L����� floating past the screen.�� �ӡ́ k I grew up on the mean streets of Philadelphia,�� bC�u@�� �g����� the City of Brotherly Love.��ݠסс� Or, as I called it, America's Northernmost Hillbillies.�� ��͡ǁ� I was an Italian guy from the South Side��=C�u@�� �֠����who never had a chance in life.��8�סс� But I had a dream: to one day be the heavyweight champ.���C�u@�� I����� Yo, Petey!��砟���5 Yo, fella!��������� Yo, Petey!��������� Yo, Delayheehoo!���C�u@�� *٠���� (lively harmonizing)��$�ϡɁ& It was a tough time in Philadelphia.��РϡɁ � We were losing dozens of men every day���C�u@�� ?��Сʁ to singing over open trash can fires.��v������ Yo, Petey!��頢��� � Yo, Flaming Guy!��B�����? Aah! Aah!�� /C�u@�� [��СʁI was a two-bit knuckle breaker for the mob.�� ]����� � But it was a flash mob.�� yC�u�� pߠ���� -♪ -You owe us two grand.�� $����� Don't make me come back.��)C�u@�� �d����� ♪��������� You better pay or we'll funk you up.�� y������ I said we will funk you up.�� /C�u@�� �u�Ρȁ Like most fighters, I fell in love����աρ� with the local autistic girl who worked at the pet shop.�� ]�����|I was one of her pet shop boys.��*C�u@�� ������ Yo, hey, turtles. How you doin'?��9������ How come they're not moving?�������� c You sat on them yesterday. They're dead.���C�u@�� �R�ʡā -What happened to your eye? -I got beat up again in a fight.�� `�ǡ�� b Yo, Lois, the San Gennaro festival was last weekend.�� !C�u@�� �נ���� You know, I was wondering if, uh,��۠١Ӂ( -maybe you might want to go to it with me. -When is it?�� k�ߡف� -Last weekend. -Well, then I don't think that's possible, Peter. No.�� C�u@���ѡˁ I could see she was gonna play hard to get.���ȡ 1 All right, okay, well, uh, want to maybe go to the park�� �C�u@��B�����and feed the pigeons yesterday?��������� Peter, I already did yesterday stuff. Sorry.�� !�š��\ Well, then how about we just get coffee this morning��,C�u@��3̠ɡÁ -before you got to be at work? -It's 4:00 in the afternoon.�� ����� _ I'm afraid that's not gonna work, either.��vC�u@��G������ Okay, well, I'll circle back last week��r�����t and see what your schedule looks like.��ޠԡ΁ � I was not the smartest guy, but I wasn't gonna give up.�� tC�u��c����� ♪�� �ӡ́ ] I lived in the Little Italy section of Philly.�� 1C�u��}^����� My apartment was tiny.�� o����� � (grunting)��-C�u@�����ءҁ I didn't have much stuff, but, still, it felt cramped.��������� (clattering)���C�u��������I really needed a bigger place.�� ʠ�����I wanted to work the speed bag,���C�u@����ѡˁ but my gym was so cheap it didn't have one.��Р���� So I had to do the noises.����ǡ�� Dug-a-duh, dug-a-duh, dug-a-duh, dug-a-duh, dug-a-duh.��#�����1 Harder hit!���C�u@��ָ�ӡ́ I fought my way up through the amateur ranks.�� �֡Ё _ Most fights, my greatest challenge was entering the ring�� hC�u@���͠ԡ΁ without getting completely tangled in the ropes.��w�����y Little help? Is my butt out?�� ������ My butt's out, isn't it?��TC�u@���¡�� Sorry you got to see that back there, ma'am.��Ӡġ��  Yeah, I couldn't wipe. I had my gloves on already.�� z������ Stop taking pictures, please.�� �C�u@�� �ԡ΁My least favorite part of boxing was the weigh-ins.�� n����� � -(snickering) -Hey, Keenan, Damon, Marlon.�� _C�u@��9Z����� Good luck, Peter.��������� (snickering)�������� � Moo!��}�����K Oh, ha, ha.���C�uA#�P)�͡ǁ And I was the only guy who wouldn't��ޠˡŁ+ get naked in the locker room.��ܠ���� I don't got a problem getting naked,�������B I-I just don't have to change right now.�� C�u@��oq����� ♪�� �͡ǁ I became known as an up-and-comer�������� d with a mean left hook,����ԡ΁� who farted every time he got punched in the stomach.�� nC�u���#����� (farting)��  ֡Ё� By the second round, the entire front row had pink eye.�� �C�u�������� (punches landing, farting)�� n�͡ǁ � I ran with a towel around my neck��\C�uA����աρ tucked into my sweat suit, 'cause I always wanted����ϡɁ� to look like a rich guy in a bathrobe.�� ӡ́� Then I promised Lois I'd see the Mark Rothko exhibit�� #C�u@��ܢ�Ρȁ at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.��,�Ρȁx But when I got there, it was closed.�� Ƞ����B ♪���C�u@���,�Ρȁ Meanwhile, Lois and I were getting serious,�� Ġ����  so I popped the question.��������Y Hey, listen, Lois, I was wondering,���C�u@�� ����� if you're not too busy, what would you think�� �ǡ�� about spending the previous part of your life with me?��Ҡ����/ I'm afraid that's not possible, Peter.�� �C�u@��3�̡Ɓ But I was rising through the ranks����ѡˁ� and fighting bigger and better opponents.��Ҡ����� I fought Butterbean,���C�u@��JĠաρ then I fought Can't Believe It's Not Butterbean.��*�Ρȁw I could barely tell the difference.�� Ǡ̡Ɓ� I fought Sugar Ray Leonard Nimoy,���C�u@��e!�͡ǁ who put a Vulcan nerve pinch on me.���ϡɁ. The fight was deemed highly illogical.����Сʁ I defeated Lennox Lewis and the News,�� yC�u@��~砫��� Evander Sallyfield��������� and Roberto Duran Duran.��;�Сʁ I was supposed to fight George Foreman,��rC�u@���g�Сʁ but I only got George ThreeMenAndaBaby.�� ��֡Ё � There's a lot more puns, but this episode's only got��͠����� a few minutes left.��uC�u@����ϡɁ So finally, I got my shot at the title,�� ������ � against a world champion--��r�����g Marvelous Marvin Mrs. Maisel.�� kC�u������ ♪��=����� d Lois, no one's ever gone the distance���C�u@���o����� with Marvelous Marvin Mrs. Maisel before.��:�¡��� But if I can just get in that ring yesterday...��Ӡ֡Ё� -Tomorrow. -and hear that bell ring, still standing,�� �C�u@���*����� I'll know I'm not just a bum from the streets.�� ʠš�� � I believe in you, Peter. Now go drink your eggs.�� �C�u@�������� MAN: Aah! Our dinnerware hutch!�� �����  -Sorry. -(dish shatters)��ޠ����. 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