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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:19,226 [light piano music] 2 00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:28,373 ♪ Come sit at the table under October's ♪ 3 00:00:32,342 --> 00:00:34,862 ♪ April skies 4 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:48,807 ♪ Once we'd seen eye to eye 5 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:53,053 ♪ I'd known that I'd pass you by ♪ 6 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:58,058 ♪ And I try 7 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:03,477 ♪ The bells chime 8 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:07,550 ♪ Seven times 9 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:11,761 ♪ Completed at nine 10 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:15,592 ♪ The world moves on right by 11 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:27,570 [train chugging] 12 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,680 - [Man Voiceover] Everywhere there's meaning, 13 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,958 order, shared knowledge. 14 00:01:37,994 --> 00:01:39,168 Somehow we connect. 15 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,722 Somehow we understand each other 16 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:43,896 if you know the code. 17 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,210 But if you don't know the code, 18 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,591 you can't interpret. 19 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:51,490 - Easy for airline shipments. 20 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:54,286 A plywood crate with foam padding 21 00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:56,426 around a sealed coffin. 22 00:01:56,426 --> 00:01:57,910 The lid has to be securely sealed 23 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,568 because of pressure changes in the cargo hold. 24 00:02:00,568 --> 00:02:03,157 - The bullet entered between the sixth and seventh ribs. 25 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,677 It ruptured the lung, it punctured the aorta 26 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:09,198 and then it glanced off the right scapula on the way out. 27 00:02:09,198 --> 00:02:10,785 - When you're dealing with international students 28 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:13,409 you come to expect just about anything. 29 00:02:13,409 --> 00:02:15,721 Nobody could have expected this. 30 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:20,726 [patriotic anthem music in foreign language] 31 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:29,149 - [Interviewer] What's your favorite thing about America? 32 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,703 - The people, friendly. 33 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:32,876 - [Interviewer] Friendly? 34 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:34,395 - Yes. 35 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:37,502 - Chen told me that you've been on TV before in China. 36 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:38,848 Could you tell us about that? 37 00:02:38,848 --> 00:02:42,058 - The television was doing a special report 38 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,543 on students who go to America. 39 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:47,063 - What was that like, seeing yourself on TV? 40 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:49,859 - I laughed. 41 00:02:49,859 --> 00:02:50,860 It was embarrassing. 42 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,518 - Flea flicker on three! 43 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:55,071 One, two, three! 44 00:02:55,071 --> 00:02:57,384 - [Everyone] Littles! 45 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:59,248 - Three, 69, blue 67, 46 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:00,490 Madagascar! - Dad! 47 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,526 - Six nine 47! 48 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:02,354 - [Kids] Dad! 49 00:03:02,354 --> 00:03:03,286 - All right, all right. 50 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:04,114 Hut hut! 51 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,119 [clapping] Good, son, good. 52 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,466 Bring it back. 53 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:11,294 Huddle up. 54 00:03:12,571 --> 00:03:14,815 Flea flicker on two, flea flicker on two. 55 00:03:14,815 --> 00:03:16,230 - Ah. 56 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,646 So, honorable Mitchell. 57 00:03:18,646 --> 00:03:20,269 Please explain frea fricker. 58 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:23,720 - [chuckling] It's flea. 59 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,721 - Right. 60 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:25,515 Free. 61 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:31,176 Where the Japanese sometimes transpose their Rs and Rs, 62 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:33,489 we Chinese almost never do it. 63 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:37,147 - Okay, touche. 64 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,358 Okay so, fray. 65 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:45,052 Okay so flea, right? 66 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:49,125 - A flea, a tiny insect. 67 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,369 - Yeah, like a insect, like a bug. 68 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:52,508 - Bug! 69 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:53,336 Volkswagen! 70 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:54,751 - No, that's... 71 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:55,959 - No, secret listening device. 72 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,823 For spying, for overhear conversation! 73 00:03:57,823 --> 00:04:00,550 - To annoy, like when you say "Eh, you bug the hell 74 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:01,724 out of me!" 75 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,243 [Mitchell laughing] 76 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,314 Why do you laugh, Mitchell? 77 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,315 - I bug your pardon? 78 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,525 [Chinese men laughing] 79 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:13,667 - [clapping] I bug your pardon. 80 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:14,599 - Okay, okay. 81 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:16,497 So flea is an insect, right? 82 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:19,017 But a flea flicker is a play in football. 83 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,018 Like a pass pattern, right? 84 00:04:20,018 --> 00:04:21,157 - Okay. 85 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:23,953 - Like, okay, so you're the quarterback. 86 00:04:23,953 --> 00:04:25,472 [train chugging] 87 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:27,439 - [Mitchell Voiceover] My brilliant Red Chinese. 88 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:30,028 The thousand forks in the path that brought them here 89 00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:31,132 of all places. 90 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,928 They could have studied anywhere in the world. 91 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:37,829 Paris, London, the Leningrad Institute of Technology. 92 00:04:39,002 --> 00:04:40,245 They could have ended up in a dorm 93 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:42,696 or a boarding house or a youth hostel. 94 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:44,145 - Double sided tape. 95 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:44,974 - [Mitchell Voiceover] But they didn't. 96 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:45,975 - Brilliant! 97 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:47,977 - That's great. 98 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:52,947 Quarterback. 99 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:54,190 And the half back goes like this. 100 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:55,433 Like whoosh, but at the last second 101 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,020 right before he passes the line of scrimmage, 102 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:00,541 he passes it back quickly to the quarterback, like that. 103 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:03,061 But all of a sudden, during the whole time 104 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,925 the wide receiver's been shooting up the field. 105 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:09,205 Pooo, what? [chuckling] 106 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,002 It's like a plan. 107 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:15,487 Like a secret code, you know what I mean? 108 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:17,006 - Ooo, what? 109 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:20,389 It's a way to play so you know where to throw the ball. 110 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,943 - Somebody's been watching some football, right? 111 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:24,185 - Poo, what? - This guy right here. 112 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:25,255 Football. - What do you say? 113 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:27,982 [train chugging] 114 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,538 - Dex, Dex. 115 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:33,850 Is it true? Are you really gonna teach them how to drive? 116 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:34,679 That's great. 117 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:37,337 Come on, Dex, you have to. 118 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,408 I need some action footage. 119 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,064 Something outdoors, something moving 120 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:42,376 or the film will stagnate. 121 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,619 It won't be like an interview. 122 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:44,861 You won't even have to say a word. 123 00:05:44,861 --> 00:05:47,208 Come on, Dex, what do you say? 124 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:50,936 - I've got a class to teach, Billy. 125 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:56,977 - Many of the survivors were brought here 126 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:58,427 to St. Mary's Hospital 127 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:01,119 where they were treated for smoke inhalation. 128 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:04,467 This is Gabrielle Glazer reporting live from New York. 129 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:05,744 - Mitchell. 130 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:07,988 If a person say he is from New York, 131 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:09,852 does that mean that he lives in New York 132 00:06:09,852 --> 00:06:12,164 or that his ancestors live there? 133 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,720 - If I'm moving to New York, I will be from China. 134 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,997 But living in New York. 135 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:22,692 [man speaks in foreign language] 136 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,152 [speaks in foreign language] 137 00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:37,880 [speaks in foreign language] 138 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,918 - [Man On TV] Ah that's it, we'll camp here for tonight. 139 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,161 - [Man On TV] Please Mr. Callahan, 140 00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:44,196 let's not stop here, I got a weird feeling 141 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,439 about this place. 142 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,267 - [Mr. Callahan] You get a weird feeling 143 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,752 about a lot of places. 144 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:49,409 [car honking] - This time my weird feeling's 145 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,651 weirder than my usual weird. 146 00:06:50,651 --> 00:06:51,928 - [Mr. Callahan] Believe me, I have discovered 147 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:55,069 that experience is more reliable than feelings. 148 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:58,210 Now you can trust me, this is a safe place to camp. 149 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:02,007 [kooky music] 150 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:05,286 [Chinese men laughing] 151 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:07,116 - It's so good. 152 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:12,155 [buzzer buzzing] 153 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:12,984 - Susan. 154 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:15,952 - Suzanne? 155 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:20,819 You mean Suzanne Betts? 156 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,303 - Yes, Suzanne Betts. 157 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,652 We're going in her car to go shopping. 158 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:29,069 - You did not tell me this. 159 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,251 [energetic music] 160 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,564 ♪ I was venturing 161 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:44,567 ♪ The vines in the trees 162 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:47,432 ♪ Burning sand around my knees 163 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:50,918 ♪ As we near the training bees 164 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,644 - Love bite. 165 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,197 Happy Halloween, Dex. 166 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,821 [train chugging] 167 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,270 - Son of a bitch. 168 00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:05,001 How long has this been going on? 169 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,693 - Two weeks. 170 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:09,350 Before Thanksgiving, after Halloween. 171 00:08:12,699 --> 00:08:13,665 - Two weeks? 172 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:17,393 I'll be goddamned. 173 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,501 - You're okay, Mitchell? 174 00:08:24,987 --> 00:08:25,815 - Why? 175 00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:29,543 - Oh I thought that you... 176 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:32,304 That she was... 177 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,098 - No, no. 178 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:35,549 No. 179 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:39,104 I hardly know her, really. 180 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:43,902 What would happen to Chen 181 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:45,283 if you were still in China? 182 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,631 - His parents would be ashamed. 183 00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:52,704 He's counter-revolutionary. 184 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:55,017 He will not be allowed to dress like that. 185 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,122 - That's all? 186 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,021 - And what more? 187 00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:01,506 - I don't know, I thought 188 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:02,680 maybe they put him in a re-education camp 189 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,854 or like a work camp or something. 190 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:06,407 - For wearing Western clothes? 191 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:08,548 - For being a Capitalist Rhodern. 192 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,618 For falling in love. 193 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:15,209 - You are a very ironic man sometimes, Mitchell. 194 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,349 You do not think people fall in love in China? 195 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,593 - No, I thought romantic love was a Western idea. 196 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,250 I thought you Marxists think of everything 197 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,389 in economic terms. 198 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:26,980 - Chen is young. 199 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,707 She confuses him. 200 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,331 - I wonder what her excuse is. 201 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,575 - [Tzu] Pardon? 202 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,337 [train chugging] 203 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:45,136 [splatting] 204 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:46,068 - Jeez! 205 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:46,965 Monty, Monty! 206 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:50,106 Monty, I'm gonna tell your dad! 207 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:50,935 What? 208 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,385 Die! 209 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,525 - I am freaking out! 210 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,356 [car honking] 211 00:09:58,356 --> 00:09:59,184 - Mitchell. 212 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:03,533 You should not call us anymore the Red Chinese. 213 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,707 We are Chinese. 214 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:07,089 The only Chinese from China. 215 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:10,161 There is only one China and it will be united. 216 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:23,623 [man cackling] 217 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,834 - [Suzanne] Hey, Dex. 218 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:30,630 Ah! 219 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,254 [light rock music] 220 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:37,947 [speaks in foreign language] 221 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,263 - Beer, my master? 222 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,507 - Hey, Kimi. 223 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,381 - [Billy] Oh my god, do that again. 224 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,348 - Huh? 225 00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:00,625 - Do that again, do it again. 226 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,075 - [Chen] Do what? 227 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,802 - What you just did, do that again, that was perfect. 228 00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:07,770 What you did before with the masks and the beer. 229 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,222 Do that. 230 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:12,050 Yeah but at the same, 231 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,087 like at the same time. 232 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,677 - Same time? - [Billy] At the same time. 233 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,505 - Ah, okay. 234 00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:19,540 One, two, three. 235 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,819 - You are an asshole. 236 00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:23,027 And so is Carter. 237 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:24,649 I'm voting for Anderson. 238 00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:26,720 - Get real. 239 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,550 Anderson is a total joke, honey. 240 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,138 He can't even get it up. 241 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,692 Believe me, I know. 242 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:35,177 - Because these effects are so powerful, 243 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:39,629 any message in the ordinary sense of content 244 00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:42,563 or information has far less impact 245 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:43,806 than the medium itself. 246 00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:47,016 Thus, the meaning is the message. 247 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,328 - Marshall McCoy. 248 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,191 - Yeah, so? 249 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:53,471 So images and concepts 250 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,163 should always take precedence over story. 251 00:11:56,163 --> 00:11:59,684 And it is my lifelong aesthetic mission 252 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:03,861 to purge cinema of its decadent narrative element. 253 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:06,933 - What is purge? 254 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,143 - There's no such word. 255 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,869 Billy just made it up, right, Billy? 256 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:13,111 - No I didn't, that's a word. 257 00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:14,319 - All the way - He made it up 258 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,251 he must've made it up. - From China! 259 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,494 - You just made up a word. 260 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,426 - China to Pakistan, Pakistan to Paris. 261 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,223 - Very nice, Paris airport, yes. 262 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:22,845 - Paris to here. 263 00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:26,090 But let's say, let's just say 264 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:30,335 that instead of Pakistan, you went to Budapest 265 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,269 and that there's this whole ether world. 266 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:35,616 And in this ether, I say possible world, 267 00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:36,721 - Leibniz! 268 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:37,722 Very interesting, Leibniz. 269 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,206 - Darn, you know Leibniz? 270 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:43,003 I'm doing my dissertation on Leibniz. [laughing] 271 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,869 ♪ Fun with her 272 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:49,216 - Love bite. 273 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:51,080 Happy Halloween, Dex. 274 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,288 - [Dexter] Wow. 275 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,565 - You like? 276 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:58,122 - [Dexter] I am amazed. [laughing] 277 00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,019 Usually you're so, you know, 278 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,158 - Demure? 279 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:01,711 - Yeah. [laughing] 280 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:02,851 Demure, that's what, yeah. 281 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,887 - Yeah, well, tell me Dex, 282 00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:06,509 you can't get wild on Halloween. 283 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,344 - That was a great party. 284 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,794 - [Suzanne] Oh. 285 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,519 Wow, I'd totally forgotten about it. 286 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,942 ♪ Fun with girls 287 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,806 - Ooh, Dex shrugs, 288 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,256 slides his hands into his pockets. 289 00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:30,740 - Yeah, he was my date. 290 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,812 - [Dexter] Yeah, I was short. 291 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,399 - But I'm not seeing him now. 292 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,228 - I know. 293 00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:37,437 I heard. 294 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,750 So how are you doing? 295 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,682 - I'm okay. 296 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:42,856 - Yeah? 297 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,133 - Yeah, I'd be great if he'd leave me alone, 298 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,549 stop calling me and harassing me. 299 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:47,378 - Right. 300 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,657 - So what about you? 301 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:51,727 Bring a date? 302 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:56,836 - No. 303 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,009 - No? 304 00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,253 - Just the Chinese bag boys. 305 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:02,358 - Ah, so! 306 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:04,844 - Wa, Tzu. 307 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,706 Wa, Tzu! 308 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:08,986 ♪ I want you 309 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:11,747 ♪ I want you so bad 310 00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,645 - Ugh, Czapinczyk is deranged. 311 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,304 - [Czapinczyk] Do not light that without me! 312 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:20,238 - Introduce me to your friends and then I'll, 313 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,170 I'll take you home. 314 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,484 - Yeah, it's just a couple of blocks. 315 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:27,107 I'm pretty sure I could walk. 316 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,350 - Oh. 317 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:31,008 Never look a gift horse in the mouth, Dex. 318 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,838 Besides, have you ever taken a bath with a mermaid? 319 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,707 Hi, I'm Suzanne, what's your name? 320 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:41,950 - Wa Wu Sheng. 321 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:42,951 - [Suzanne] Oh, so nice to meet you. 322 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:43,813 What's your name? 323 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,022 - Tzu Lin Yang. 324 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,402 - [Suzanne] Hi, nice to meet you. 325 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,231 What's your name? 326 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:48,749 - Chen Li Zung. 327 00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:49,923 - [Suzanne] Hi, I'm Suzanne, it's really nice to meet you. 328 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,200 - Very nice to meet you. 329 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,995 - So you guys are the Chinese, huh? 330 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,307 I've heard so much about you. 331 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:55,549 It's so nice to finally meet you. 332 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,757 - Please, please, sit down. 333 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:58,276 - Oh no, sit, sit. 334 00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,519 I'll sit over here. 335 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:03,350 - Okay. 336 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:10,702 [chattering in foreign language] 337 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,634 - Oh, hey. 338 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,188 You guys go ahead, go first. 339 00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,258 - No, please, you. 340 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,224 - No, seriously. 341 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:18,124 Hey my name is Dexter Mitchell. 342 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:18,952 I live across the hall. 343 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,333 - Oh, Chen Li Zung. 344 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:23,232 - Yeah, hey. 345 00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:24,682 - Tzu Lin Yang. 346 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,340 - [laughing] Nice to meet you. 347 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,789 - [Wa] Wa Wu Sheng. 348 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:29,618 - Wa. 349 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:34,519 So wait, I hear you guys are from China, huh? 350 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,900 Or Taiwan? 351 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,213 - No, China. 352 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,145 - [Dexter] Red China? 353 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,078 I mean, like the mainland? 354 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,942 - We are communists! 355 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,943 [all laughing] 356 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,220 - Communists! 357 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,774 - I've never really met a real communist before. 358 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,121 - Oh! [laughing] 359 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:57,577 - [Wa] We paid 24 dollar for this television. 360 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:58,888 Is it a good price? 361 00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:03,203 - Yeah, you know, it looks like you got a good deal. 362 00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:05,171 - It's color. 363 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,657 - So yeah. 364 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,521 I really love, I wanna travel 365 00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,523 and I'm so excited that you guys are here. 366 00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:13,558 I've always wanted to go to China. 367 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,250 - Oh, you should come to China. 368 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,734 We can show you China. 369 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,287 - [Suzanne] Oh I would love that. 370 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,393 That would be so amazing. 371 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:25,950 ♪ That will always comfort me 372 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:29,989 ♪ As I climb down from the tree ♪ 373 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,922 - Virgo's September, and you were born on March 374 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,994 so the answer to that, 375 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,271 hold on, babe, the answer must be. 376 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,445 - False, you dolt. 377 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:41,276 - [Dexter] I was just gonna say that. Okay, so false. 378 00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:43,071 So some statements are true, some are false, 379 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,520 so what, what you got? 380 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,281 - Okay what about a statement like 381 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,904 if Suzanne was born on September 12, 382 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,009 she would be a Virgo? 383 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,322 - [Dexter] Well, true. 384 00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:54,530 - [Suzanne] Hmm, nope. 385 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,669 - No? 386 00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:56,498 I knew it, no. 387 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,740 Wait, no, really? 388 00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:01,330 - [Suzanne] No, it's an if statement, see? 389 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,987 If statements aren't true or false 390 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,920 but they are meaningful, so you can- 391 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,404 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 392 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,820 How is an if statement not neither true nor false? 393 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,306 If you were born September 12th you would be a Virgo 394 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:14,895 so that statement to me seems like it might be true? 395 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,414 - Nope. 396 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:19,866 No, see an if statement has no mathematical truth value 397 00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,558 'cause you can't point to a real world example. 398 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:25,285 See it's all projection, speculation. 399 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,529 You can't prove logically whether it's true or false 400 00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,358 but it is meaningful, so... 401 00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:30,428 - [Dexter] Possible worlds? 402 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,603 - Possible worlds. 403 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:35,882 - Okay, okay. 404 00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:40,542 So like alternate universes, 405 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,889 like the road not taken. 406 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,408 - [Suzanne] You got it, see? 407 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,583 There is a possible world exactly identical to ours 408 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,999 except for in that one, I am a Virgo 409 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:51,173 instead of a Pisces. 410 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,658 And there's another possible world in which 411 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,315 Nixon is still president 412 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:58,077 and one in which your parents never met. 413 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,459 And one in which the sky's green instead of blue. 414 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:02,357 - [Dexter] Josephine Carter has brown eyes 415 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:04,359 and Hitler marries a Jew 416 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,533 and Caesar never crosses the Rubicon. 417 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,087 I don't know, this seems like a long way to go 418 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,089 just so counterfactuals and if conditionals 419 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,471 can or can't have mathematical truth value. 420 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:15,266 - No, Dex, don't you get it? 421 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:17,786 It's the most human trait of all 422 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,650 to wonder what if, how your life would be different 423 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,238 if you'd been born a week later 424 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,965 or you'd been born filthy rich instead of middle class. 425 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,280 - But it's a waste of time. 426 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,662 I mean, all these different possible worlds, 427 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,181 they're figments of your imagination. 428 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,113 They're not real. 429 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,255 - Yeah. 430 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,808 But prove that they're not. 431 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,189 Go ahead, prove it. 432 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,573 - Suzanne, this Czapinczyk guy 433 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:48,092 has rotted your brain. 434 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:54,133 Whatever happened to metaphysics? 435 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,307 This isn't philosophy, what about God 436 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,206 and free will? 437 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,760 And being and nothingness? 438 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,141 What about the great questions? 439 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,625 - Mmm. 440 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,628 In an absurd world, philosophy is liberated from the gwait, 441 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:11,736 the great [both laughing] 442 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:12,565 Okay. 443 00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:17,225 ♪ I go slipping in the rain 444 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:21,160 ♪ I'm wondering where do we go 445 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,036 [laughing] 446 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,493 - Czapinczyk, you sick motherfucker. 447 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,187 - Sounds like the Elliot we're after. 448 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,464 What's his business? 449 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,465 Chemical research? 450 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:51,328 - I got it. 451 00:19:51,328 --> 00:19:52,570 Elliot is really Narvo. 452 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,054 He made the collector kill Drake. 453 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,884 And Mr. Kirby's butler is working for him! 454 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,713 - What's his address? 455 00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,301 No, I'll take care of it myself. 456 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,374 Well, looks like the kid's right again, Charlie. 457 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,204 - It's the easiest nut I ever cracked. 458 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,310 - Nut easy to crack often empty. 459 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,553 [gong ringing] 460 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:12,728 - Nut easy to crack is often empty. [laughing] 461 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:16,560 - Dog that eat stay alive. [laughing] 462 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,390 What do you think, number one son? 463 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:23,981 - Man of thousand faces not shave so good. [laughing] 464 00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,814 What do you think, my dear old Mitchell? 465 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:34,129 - Lucky numbers 23, 45 and three. 466 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:38,478 [laughing] Okay, you don't like that one. 467 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,239 - No popcorn for you. - "When we two parted 468 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,516 in silence and tears, 469 00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:45,485 half broken hearted to sever for years, 470 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:48,247 pale grew thy cheek and cold. 471 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,041 Colder thy kiss-" 472 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,699 - Stop, stop, stop! 473 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:53,493 Michael. 474 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:59,430 These words cry 250 years of lost love. 475 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,260 The agony of separation. 476 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,264 An ocean of tears. 477 00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:08,336 Please. 478 00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,619 "When we two parted, 479 00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:20,071 in silence and tears, 480 00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,385 half broken-hearted 481 00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:27,631 to sever for years, 482 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,774 pale grew thy cheek and cold, 483 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:35,811 colder thy kiss. 484 00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:42,301 Truly that hour foretold sorrow to this." 485 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,442 [knocking] 486 00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:47,823 [students laughing] 487 00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:51,102 "The dew of the morning, sunk, chill." 488 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,139 - Oh how about this one? 489 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,831 "The Autobiography of Malcolm X". 490 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,144 - Ah, that was borrowed to me 491 00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:01,009 by my neighbor downstairs, Mr. Karl Little. 492 00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:03,149 - He was down here one day 493 00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:06,014 saying he wanted to read something about America. 494 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,154 The guy upstairs had loaned him Huck Finn 495 00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:11,468 and told him it was the quintessential American book. 496 00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:15,644 I told him, well, let's see. 497 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:18,647 I think I said that opinion was a little one-sided. 498 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:20,718 - He said it was bullshit. 499 00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:23,100 [woman laughing] 500 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,552 - I mean, Jim, he's pretty much Uncle Tom'ed out, right? 501 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:28,933 I thought Chen should read something 502 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,832 a little more accurate. 503 00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:33,213 A little more current with the times. 504 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,423 Plus I knew, being a communist he'd be interested 505 00:22:35,423 --> 00:22:37,045 in some of Malcolm's views. 506 00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:38,943 The sociological stuff, 507 00:22:38,943 --> 00:22:42,637 the economic basis for racism, et cetera, et cetera. 508 00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:43,707 - I am still reading it. 509 00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:45,294 It's a fascinating story. 510 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,746 But I read slow, so I miss a lot. 511 00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:52,923 So I ask him if he would give me something shorter. 512 00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:55,201 So he gave me some poem. 513 00:22:55,201 --> 00:22:57,997 From Langston Hughes. 514 00:22:57,997 --> 00:22:59,999 - "I too sing America. 515 00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:02,898 I am the darker brother. 516 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,557 They send me to eat in the kitchen when company comes. 517 00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:12,425 But I laugh and eat well and grow strong." 518 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:13,668 - [Chen] "Tomorrow." 519 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,394 - "Tomorrow I'll be at the table-" 520 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,051 - "I'll be at the table when the company comes. 521 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:20,226 Nobody will dare say to me 522 00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,538 eat in the kitchen then. 523 00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:27,233 Besides, they will see how beautiful I am 524 00:23:29,235 --> 00:23:30,339 and be ashamed. 525 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,895 I too am America. 526 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:40,764 I too am America." 527 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:51,360 - As usual, I'm hampered by piece of shit gear 528 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,845 and limited resources. 529 00:23:53,984 --> 00:23:55,675 Plus, I don't know if any of the footage 530 00:23:55,675 --> 00:23:56,918 is gonna cohere yet. 531 00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,954 If it'll have anything intelligent to say 532 00:23:58,954 --> 00:24:01,957 or if it'll just be an arrangement of random moments. 533 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:06,030 - Billy has a way of making the simplest ideas 534 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:08,826 sound unnecessarily profound. 535 00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,139 This film is just like all your other films. 536 00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:13,382 You're gonna make it or break it in the cutting room. 537 00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:15,212 - Oh yeah. And if it's a question of montage 538 00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:16,144 versus [speaks in foreign language] 539 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,421 I'll take montage every time. 540 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:22,737 - I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about. 541 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:24,946 - It's the whole culture in a nutshell, man. 542 00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:28,812 We just can't see it because we're too myopic. 543 00:24:28,812 --> 00:24:30,641 We're too close to it, but they can see it, 544 00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:32,540 they can show it to us. 545 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:33,402 - In your film? 546 00:24:33,402 --> 00:24:34,645 - Hell yes, in my film. 547 00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:36,958 What's wrong with that? 548 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,407 - Because you're exploiting them, Billy 549 00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:40,099 and they don't even know it. - Oh, Christ. 550 00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,066 - Billy. Baby, you ain't been straight up with them 551 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,551 and you know it! 552 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:48,107 See, Dex, we told them that we're making a film about TV. 553 00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:50,419 And that we're gonna interview about a hundred people. 554 00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:51,766 - Oh. 555 00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,112 - And that we probably wouldn't even use their footage 556 00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:54,769 in the final cut. 557 00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:56,564 But the truth is, they are the film! 558 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:58,980 - They are not the film! 559 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,637 The film is not about them! 560 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:01,879 It's about TV. 561 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:04,537 - It's about them watching TV! 562 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,814 Billy Owens! 563 00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,298 If you don't start telling the truth 564 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,300 you're gonna have the Chinese government suing your ass. 565 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:13,650 Sic their evil Fu Manchu attorneys on you. 566 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,410 - You're making fun of them, Billy. 567 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:16,929 I mean you turned them into comic figures. 568 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:18,965 They're dumb, naive, they're not like that! 569 00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:21,381 What gives you the right to think you can do that? 570 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:24,453 - Do they belong to you? Jesus, stop being so possessive. 571 00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:25,696 - Chill out, both of you. 572 00:25:37,156 --> 00:25:39,089 - [Billy] What do you think of our new title? 573 00:25:39,089 --> 00:25:40,262 - [Dexter] It's catchy. 574 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:42,471 - I hate it. 575 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,681 [Dexter laughing] 576 00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,579 - So what do you say, Dex? 577 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,961 Can you help us raise money to finish the film? 578 00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:55,692 - Switchblade comb, five dollars. 579 00:25:55,692 --> 00:25:56,934 - Five dollars? 580 00:25:56,934 --> 00:25:59,247 Those things are 2.50 in the store. 581 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:00,593 - Man, this ain't the store. 582 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,491 This is door to door service, man. 583 00:26:02,491 --> 00:26:03,423 I come to see you. 584 00:26:05,702 --> 00:26:06,875 Wanna buy a watch? 585 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:07,704 - No. 586 00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:10,361 - [Cortez] Dog whistle? 587 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,846 - No thank you. 588 00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:12,950 - Rubix cube. 589 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:17,783 Stink bomb. 590 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:20,924 - [Monty] Mitchell bitchell snitchell whistle- 591 00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:23,582 - Hey hey, cut that shit out, Monty. 592 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,722 You can't even witch dog shit. 593 00:26:25,722 --> 00:26:27,413 Man, you don't know witchhing from dirt. 594 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,864 - I scared that Chinese man. 595 00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:31,106 Made him wet his pants. 596 00:26:31,106 --> 00:26:32,383 - All right, let me get by, Monty. 597 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,282 - Cuda, Oprah, stank till skunk. 598 00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:35,559 - [Dexter] Hey, let me get by! 599 00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:36,836 - Black man, white man, Chinese man! 600 00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:37,906 - I'll knock you upside the head. 601 00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,183 - You try! 602 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:39,839 - Stomp you right through the floor. 603 00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:40,529 - Try it! 604 00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:41,358 - Baby! 605 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:42,186 You a pussy. 606 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:43,015 - Your mama! 607 00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:46,501 - You don't even know who your mama is. 608 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,468 Hell, you don't even have a damn mama. 609 00:26:48,468 --> 00:26:50,160 Look, the police finds him in the gutter 610 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,540 and brings him to the door. 611 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:52,611 And lights is flashing. 612 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,095 And they give him to dad. 613 00:26:54,095 --> 00:26:56,166 Pss, born in the sewer 614 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,305 with the shit and the piss. 615 00:26:57,305 --> 00:26:58,168 - Cortez! 616 00:27:00,032 --> 00:27:01,309 I don't wanna ever hear you say that 617 00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:02,759 about your brother again. 618 00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:03,794 - Yeah but- - Not anytime, 619 00:27:03,794 --> 00:27:05,831 not anyplace, you got that? 620 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,630 ♪ Be my lady 621 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,805 ♪ I'm sure that we could find a little ♪ 622 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:16,358 - Planning a heist? 623 00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:19,465 - Nah, just a little souvenir from Nam. 624 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,919 So, how's your brother like Nigeria? 625 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:27,266 When's he coming home? 626 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,889 - [Dexter] I don't know. 627 00:27:29,889 --> 00:27:31,960 He's still got two continents to go. 628 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,205 - That ought to keep you around for a while. 629 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:40,210 - I figure he'll keep going till he, 630 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:41,660 till his money runs out. 631 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,489 - [Karl] What's that? 632 00:27:43,489 --> 00:27:45,318 - He'll go until his money runs out. 633 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:56,260 ♪ Still all my life they give it to me ♪ 634 00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:57,710 - [Karl] The grand tour, eh? 635 00:27:58,642 --> 00:27:59,470 - Oh. 636 00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:03,164 - [Karl] Well, that's the way to do it. 637 00:28:03,164 --> 00:28:06,581 ♪ Try too hard to get it 638 00:28:09,204 --> 00:28:11,068 - Nigeria, huh? 639 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:11,897 - Yeah. 640 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:13,830 Nigeria. 641 00:28:14,762 --> 00:28:15,624 - Mmm. 642 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,288 [both laughing] 643 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:27,050 [train chugging] 644 00:28:29,259 --> 00:28:33,470 - There is no quintessential American experience anymore. 645 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:35,541 There's no sense of continuity. 646 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,784 And there might never have been 647 00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:39,372 but it seems like there used to be. 648 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,100 This is a culture in decay, a culture in fragments. 649 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,207 There's no shared reality at all nowadays. 650 00:28:47,346 --> 00:28:51,419 With the possible exception of television. 651 00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:56,217 - In China, television is more public experience 652 00:28:56,217 --> 00:28:57,805 to share as a group. 653 00:28:57,805 --> 00:29:00,704 So it is a more sharing experience 654 00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:03,880 and not so much a waste of time. 655 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,952 - One night I watched the news, local news. 656 00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:09,264 Terrible story about the double murder. 657 00:29:09,264 --> 00:29:12,854 Then I watch the CBS evening news with Dan Rather 658 00:29:12,854 --> 00:29:14,580 to see the election race 659 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:17,514 and also to see if there's anything about China. 660 00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:19,378 Then some game shows. 661 00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:22,761 Chen and I laugh at them because of the people who play. 662 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:27,455 Spin this or guess this and win money or a car, 663 00:29:27,455 --> 00:29:29,733 or steak knives! 664 00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:31,977 - When I watch football, 665 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:35,014 I think about how everyone in America 666 00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:37,603 is also watching the Monday Night Football. 667 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,571 Seeing the same play, 668 00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:43,885 hearing the same word, 669 00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:45,438 seeing the same commercial. 670 00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:49,097 Men drinking a beer in a bars 671 00:29:49,097 --> 00:29:52,376 with the TV on loud or in a home. 672 00:29:54,413 --> 00:29:56,070 I think about this. 673 00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:02,801 The whole country watching together. 674 00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:08,979 A series of parts that make up a whole. 675 00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,431 Everyone is connected. 676 00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:16,400 This is very American. 677 00:30:18,886 --> 00:30:20,128 This is America. 678 00:30:22,268 --> 00:30:23,614 - [Czapinczyk] Hey, kid! 679 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:26,825 Come here! 680 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:38,837 So, which one is Dexter Mitchell's? 681 00:30:40,528 --> 00:30:42,081 - Why the hell should I tell you? 682 00:30:51,194 --> 00:30:53,852 [door shutting] 683 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,445 - Which one is Dexter Mitchell's? 684 00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:07,037 - Right there, third floor. 685 00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:07,866 - [Czapinczyk] Third floor? 686 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:08,728 - Yeah. 687 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,939 Hey mister. 688 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,250 Wanna buy a watch? 689 00:31:14,803 --> 00:31:16,564 - Piss off, kid. 690 00:31:16,564 --> 00:31:17,392 - Stink bomb? 691 00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:24,365 [door shutting] 692 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,957 [car beeping] 693 00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:30,819 - Wow. 694 00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:33,443 - There you go. 695 00:31:33,443 --> 00:31:34,685 You're driving right now. 696 00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:36,825 How's that feel? 697 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,656 Take a left under the bridge. 698 00:31:40,795 --> 00:31:42,245 - [Chen] I must make signal? 699 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:44,903 - [Dexter] Yeah, yeah make the signal. 700 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,525 No, no signal. [cars honking] 701 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:47,871 Shh, no, Chen! 702 00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:49,045 You just ran a red light. 703 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:51,530 Billy, turn that damn thing off. 704 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,194 So how was your date with Kimi Hu? 705 00:32:00,194 --> 00:32:01,816 - Kimi who? 706 00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:04,129 [Dexter laughing] 707 00:32:04,129 --> 00:32:05,785 - You know who I'm talking about. 708 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,408 Kimi Hu, H-U, go. 709 00:32:07,408 --> 00:32:10,066 - Ah, well my next date is with Kimi What. 710 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:13,448 [Dexter laughing] 711 00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:15,519 - Hey sirs, Mr. White mans, 712 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,936 can you give me a dollar? - [Dexter] Don't look at him. 713 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,144 - Dollar? 714 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,317 Just a dollar, I know you're good for it. 715 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,950 What about you, Mr. Chinese man sir? 716 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,330 You got a dollar? 717 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:34,607 I know you got one. - [Dexter] Hey, man, I just- 718 00:32:34,607 --> 00:32:36,264 - I just wanna get something to eat, 719 00:32:36,264 --> 00:32:38,094 just some corn chips or something. 720 00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:40,337 You ain't gonna let a man starve? 721 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,511 - [Chen] It's okay. 722 00:32:41,511 --> 00:32:42,995 It's just a dollar. 723 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:44,272 In China we- - We're not in China. 724 00:32:44,272 --> 00:32:45,549 This guy's a pro, he's conning you. 725 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,275 - Why do you wanna do me like that for, huh? 726 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,277 Why you wanna do me like that? 727 00:32:49,277 --> 00:32:50,899 - [Chen] Sorry. 728 00:32:50,899 --> 00:32:52,418 - Sorry, shit! 729 00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:54,041 You goddamn gook! 730 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,318 You fucking gook! - Drive. 731 00:32:55,318 --> 00:32:56,940 - Wait, now I'm gonna find out where you live! 732 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,252 - Don't look back. - Come back here! 733 00:32:58,252 --> 00:32:59,943 I know where you live, man! 734 00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:01,013 I know where you live! 735 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,187 I'm gonna get you! 736 00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:03,705 I'm gonna get you! 737 00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:05,638 Sorry, don't tell me sorry! 738 00:33:05,638 --> 00:33:07,295 Don't tell me sorry! 739 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:12,576 - [sighing] Oh, wow. 740 00:33:13,474 --> 00:33:14,337 That was great. 741 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,029 And I got the whole thing. 742 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:19,066 - [Dexter] Yeah, what's so great about it? 743 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:21,585 - Yeah, it was so real. 744 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,968 The clash of cultures is almost poetic. 745 00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:26,832 - Homeless guy curses at you and spits at you 746 00:33:26,832 --> 00:33:28,075 and that's poetic? 747 00:33:33,356 --> 00:33:35,979 [reggae music] 748 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:58,001 ♪ Stand your ground 749 00:33:58,001 --> 00:33:58,829 - Stop! [tires screeching] 750 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,384 [truck honking] 751 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:08,874 [Chen laughing] 752 00:34:14,776 --> 00:34:17,641 [everyone laughing] 753 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,470 - Jesus. 754 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,094 - Mitchell, do you believe in God? 755 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:28,342 - Can you just drop me off? 756 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:33,899 [door creaking] 757 00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:39,077 - Hey, why did you ask me that before, 758 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,423 about whether I believe in god? 759 00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:41,527 - Ah, well do you? 760 00:34:41,527 --> 00:34:42,356 - Well do you? 761 00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:43,943 - Now do you? 762 00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:46,084 - Let's just say I consider myself a humanist. 763 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,534 I believe in people and free will. 764 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:50,088 - Okay. 765 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,850 Hmm, as a scientist, I myself cannot believe in God. 766 00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:56,266 Yet Einstein is often quoted as saying 767 00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:58,372 that God does not play at dice. 768 00:34:58,372 --> 00:34:59,580 No. 769 00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:01,340 You know the chaos theory? 770 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,170 Even apparent random phenomenon 771 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:05,310 can be explained mathematically. 772 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,726 There is a law to everything. 773 00:35:07,726 --> 00:35:09,969 The pattern made by cigarette smoke. 774 00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:12,972 The way a crystal or a snowflake fall. 775 00:35:12,972 --> 00:35:14,457 The weather pattern. 776 00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:16,597 - Like when a butterfly beats its wings in Belgium 777 00:35:16,597 --> 00:35:18,081 and creates a snowstorm in Beijing? 778 00:35:18,081 --> 00:35:19,703 - Exactly, Mitchell. 779 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:23,190 There isn't either free will nor random chance. 780 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:25,157 Only mathematical law. 781 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,332 [bashing] 782 00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:31,094 In a four dimensional time space, 783 00:35:31,094 --> 00:35:33,614 future events are determinably present. 784 00:35:33,614 --> 00:35:35,719 They exist already. 785 00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:39,723 Hang on. 786 00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:47,179 [door clacking] 787 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,664 - You can't just leave the door open like that, 788 00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:50,907 it's not safe. 789 00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:54,152 Okay, okay, so in your cosmology, 790 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,156 you are predetermined to hand me this bottle of Zup 791 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,123 and I'm predetermined to drink it, right? 792 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,573 - Mhmm. 793 00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:03,540 - So what happens if out of nowhere, all of a sudden 794 00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:07,406 I put it back in the fridge? 795 00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:10,202 - Oh, Mitchell. 796 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:15,276 Everything that happened to you, 797 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:17,451 everything you think you are deciding, 798 00:36:17,451 --> 00:36:20,350 it is because of a logical pattern. 799 00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,559 Some set of law, huh? 800 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,112 A mathematical function. 801 00:36:24,112 --> 00:36:25,631 Nothing is a chance. 802 00:36:25,631 --> 00:36:27,288 - No. - No. 803 00:36:27,288 --> 00:36:30,084 You are only too close to see it. 804 00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:33,156 But if you could step out of the system, 805 00:36:33,156 --> 00:36:35,365 to see the system work, 806 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:36,815 if you could, 807 00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:37,816 - Chen, what you're talking about is science. 808 00:36:37,816 --> 00:36:40,439 What I'm talking about is people. 809 00:36:40,439 --> 00:36:43,925 Whether it's God in charge or just a bunch of equations, 810 00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:45,168 people don't wanna believe 811 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,032 that everything is predetermined. 812 00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:50,863 We believe in choices and free will. 813 00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:52,279 We believe in possibilities. 814 00:36:54,591 --> 00:36:55,420 - Ah, Mitchell. 815 00:36:57,145 --> 00:36:58,940 Where is bumfuck Egypt? 816 00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:03,221 [Mitchell laughing] 817 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,015 - " What do you suppose creation is? 818 00:37:06,189 --> 00:37:09,813 What do you suppose will satisfy the soul 819 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:13,610 but to walk free and own no superior?" 820 00:37:16,095 --> 00:37:16,924 - [Mitchell Voiceover] "What do you suppose 821 00:37:16,924 --> 00:37:18,132 I would intimate to you 822 00:37:18,132 --> 00:37:20,790 in a hundred ways but that man or woman 823 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:22,309 is as good as God? 824 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:26,554 And that there is no God any more divine than yourself?" 825 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,525 My dear Chen, when you later told me 826 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,871 that they were black men, 827 00:37:34,631 --> 00:37:36,599 I wanted to say to you that it was all chance 828 00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:39,567 that here, here was God playing at dice. 829 00:37:41,017 --> 00:37:43,019 That in our neighborhood, it could have been anybody. 830 00:37:43,019 --> 00:37:44,986 That they just happen to be black. 831 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,474 [gentle piano music] 832 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:03,099 [Chen whistling] 833 00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:11,556 [dog barking in distance] 834 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,844 [bashing] 835 00:39:23,844 --> 00:39:25,535 [bike clattering] 836 00:39:25,535 --> 00:39:30,368 [bashing] [man grunting] 837 00:39:31,921 --> 00:39:33,819 - [Mugger] Move, move, move! 838 00:39:33,819 --> 00:39:36,270 [bashing] 839 00:39:36,270 --> 00:39:37,858 Come on, come here. 840 00:39:39,031 --> 00:39:40,412 Get up! 841 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:41,827 Drag him up! 842 00:39:41,827 --> 00:39:43,104 Bring him over here! 843 00:39:43,104 --> 00:39:44,520 - No, no, please. 844 00:39:46,073 --> 00:39:47,315 No, no, please. 845 00:39:47,315 --> 00:39:48,282 - [Mugger] Search him! 846 00:39:48,282 --> 00:39:49,628 Search him. - Please! 847 00:39:49,628 --> 00:39:50,871 Please, no, no. 848 00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:55,393 - Yeah, what he got? 849 00:39:56,601 --> 00:39:58,188 Two dollars? 850 00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,397 - Please! 851 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,328 - You're telling me you got two dollars?! 852 00:40:00,328 --> 00:40:02,469 [bashing] 853 00:40:06,611 --> 00:40:08,406 We oughta kill you dead, motherfucker! 854 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,131 For two goddamn dollars. 855 00:40:11,547 --> 00:40:13,618 Welcome to America, gook! 856 00:40:13,618 --> 00:40:15,792 [bashing] 857 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:22,247 Next time carry some more cash! 858 00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:27,942 - The people of this country have no sense 859 00:40:27,942 --> 00:40:30,186 of continuity, no history. 860 00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:31,946 They move from moment to moment 861 00:40:31,946 --> 00:40:34,017 like butterfly among flowers. 862 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:36,192 Without memory or awareness. 863 00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:39,229 There's no sense of purpose, no discipline. 864 00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,749 Only greed and self-indulgence. 865 00:40:41,749 --> 00:40:44,614 Their minds are cluttered and unfocused. 866 00:40:46,098 --> 00:40:50,137 This is from watching too much TV among other things. 867 00:40:50,137 --> 00:40:52,415 TV has corrupted them, 868 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:55,867 ruined their minds and misdirected their priorities. 869 00:40:59,077 --> 00:41:00,941 But I cannot grieve for this culture. 870 00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:06,256 America is a barbaric nation. 871 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,468 Peopled by hedonists and sexual deviants 872 00:41:11,607 --> 00:41:14,195 on its way to total self-destruction. 873 00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:24,102 - What the hell was that all about? 874 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:46,952 - Chen. 875 00:41:46,952 --> 00:41:48,540 Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me. 876 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,817 What the fuck? 877 00:41:49,817 --> 00:41:51,094 Come on, okay come on. 878 00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:52,199 Come on, can you walk? 879 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:53,165 Just barely. 880 00:41:57,894 --> 00:41:59,413 [car revving] 881 00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:03,659 - They said "I ought to kill you dead, motherfucker!" 882 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:06,144 - What? 883 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:09,734 - Look! 884 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:13,634 - Good heavens! 885 00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,429 It's one of those killer bears! 886 00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:17,017 - Are you seeing this? 887 00:42:17,017 --> 00:42:18,915 - The brute would have attacked us! 888 00:42:18,915 --> 00:42:20,572 That's Hercules! 889 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:23,264 He's faster than Andy and Dusty. 890 00:42:24,231 --> 00:42:26,509 [thumping] 891 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:27,924 - [Dexter] Jesus. 892 00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:29,132 - [Man On TV] It's another one of those bears. 893 00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:30,582 I can't make out whether it's fresh and full. 894 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:31,445 - [Dexter] Hey! 895 00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,552 Hey, is somebody gonna help this guy? 896 00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:57,126 - They were black men, you know? 897 00:42:57,126 --> 00:42:57,920 - What? 898 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:01,406 - Two black men. 899 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,202 - Who was that, the men that mugged you? 900 00:43:07,274 --> 00:43:08,275 - Black men. 901 00:43:10,277 --> 00:43:12,313 - [Announcer] Chen Lee Zung. 902 00:43:12,313 --> 00:43:15,593 Chen Li Zung. - Come on mac, that's us. 903 00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:17,525 Easy. 904 00:43:22,841 --> 00:43:24,636 - It's gonna be a hell of a shiner. 905 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,120 Impress all your girlfriends. 906 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,710 James, got a couple of cracked ribs. 907 00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:30,815 Wanna come tape them up? 908 00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:31,850 - [James] Sure thing. 909 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,924 - No, no! 910 00:43:36,924 --> 00:43:38,063 No you won't, mister, he wanna touch, 911 00:43:38,063 --> 00:43:39,927 you will not touch me. 912 00:43:39,927 --> 00:43:41,480 - Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna hurt you, man. 913 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,999 - No, he's fine. 914 00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:45,519 Chen, shh. 915 00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:46,416 - It's okay, James. 916 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,348 I'll take care of it. 917 00:43:47,348 --> 00:43:48,280 - Damn, I wasn't gonna hurt him. 918 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,731 - Don't worry about it, go on. 919 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:54,114 I'll take care of it, wait outside. 920 00:43:54,114 --> 00:43:55,840 - I'm just gonna be right outside. 921 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,704 - Take a deep breath, just calm down. 922 00:43:58,877 --> 00:44:01,673 - It was that young doctor in the ER 923 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:03,364 who told him he should buy a gun. 924 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,130 That doctor in the emergency room 925 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:12,442 said they should hand out guns at registration 926 00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:14,134 if they're gonna let poor foreign students 927 00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:16,654 who don't know any better live in such a war zone. 928 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,310 - The city's overrun with dope. 929 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:20,899 Most muggers are hopped up on coke and angel dust 930 00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:24,351 and they probably will kill you next time. 931 00:44:24,351 --> 00:44:27,250 I myself never go anywhere unarmed. 932 00:44:37,502 --> 00:44:39,331 - Thank you, Mitchell. 933 00:44:41,782 --> 00:44:43,784 My good American friend. 934 00:44:44,923 --> 00:44:46,614 - Take it easy, Chen. 935 00:44:46,614 --> 00:44:49,169 We'll be home in just a second. 936 00:44:52,344 --> 00:44:53,552 - Okay. 937 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:58,454 - Okay. [chuckling] 938 00:45:00,421 --> 00:45:02,251 - Please do not tell him. 939 00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:03,804 - [Dexter] Him who? 940 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,013 - Her. 941 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:07,118 Not tell her. 942 00:45:08,602 --> 00:45:09,879 - [Dexter] Okay. 943 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,709 Her who? 944 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,071 - Kimi. 945 00:45:29,071 --> 00:45:32,281 Could you tell us about your date with Chen? 946 00:45:32,281 --> 00:45:33,282 - Sure. 947 00:45:33,282 --> 00:45:35,180 It was no big deal. 948 00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:37,286 Pizza, Star Wars. 949 00:45:37,286 --> 00:45:40,013 Dinner and a movie, typical American date, I guess. 950 00:45:40,013 --> 00:45:41,566 - So how'd it go? 951 00:45:41,566 --> 00:45:43,154 - Oh, it's nothing special. 952 00:45:43,154 --> 00:45:45,846 I don't know, no sparks or anything. 953 00:45:45,846 --> 00:45:48,884 Plus like, guys from the People's Republic, 954 00:45:48,884 --> 00:45:51,990 their attitude towards women is totally bogus. 955 00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923 They think that women aren't as smart as men, 956 00:45:53,923 --> 00:45:55,891 that they're weaker than men, 957 00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,756 that they're basically just inferior. 958 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,068 And you would think that from a communist country, 959 00:46:01,068 --> 00:46:03,001 or socialist, whatever, 960 00:46:04,451 --> 00:46:06,660 that you know, people would be treated equally, right? 961 00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:08,524 The thing is, it's not political. 962 00:46:08,524 --> 00:46:10,146 It's cultural and it's been that way 963 00:46:10,146 --> 00:46:11,734 for thousands of years. 964 00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:15,565 So I'll take American men any day of the week. 965 00:46:22,124 --> 00:46:24,782 [phone beeping] 966 00:46:28,855 --> 00:46:31,547 [phone ringing] 967 00:46:35,654 --> 00:46:37,898 - [Suzanne] So, Dex. 968 00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:38,761 - So? 969 00:46:43,110 --> 00:46:45,837 I'll just turn the TV down a bit. 970 00:46:57,021 --> 00:46:57,849 Okay. 971 00:47:00,231 --> 00:47:02,716 - How was your Thanksgiving? 972 00:47:02,716 --> 00:47:04,028 - [Dexter] It was fine, how was yours? 973 00:47:04,028 --> 00:47:05,201 - It was fine. 974 00:47:08,204 --> 00:47:10,828 Look, Dex, I'm calling you 975 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:14,176 'cause I wanted to see if you were okay. 976 00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:17,144 Chen told me you were there yesterday 977 00:47:17,144 --> 00:47:20,147 when I stopped by, so I guess you've 978 00:47:20,147 --> 00:47:21,390 figured it out. 979 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,154 I kept meaning to call you 980 00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:30,399 but I just kept putting it off. 981 00:47:30,399 --> 00:47:32,711 Are you mad at me? 982 00:47:32,711 --> 00:47:35,611 You sound really mad at me. 983 00:47:35,611 --> 00:47:36,439 - Mad? 984 00:47:37,371 --> 00:47:38,441 I don't know. 985 00:47:39,718 --> 00:47:41,859 More like confused, I just, 986 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,239 I can't seem to figure you out. 987 00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,482 - Yeah, me too. 988 00:47:46,104 --> 00:47:48,831 I can't figure myself out either. 989 00:47:48,831 --> 00:47:50,177 I'm nuts. 990 00:47:50,177 --> 00:47:51,765 I mean, really. 991 00:47:51,765 --> 00:47:54,009 - You're not nuts, Suzanne. 992 00:47:54,009 --> 00:47:57,150 You just don't know what you want. 993 00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:59,842 Like when we first met, remember? 994 00:47:59,842 --> 00:48:02,949 And you told me that you didn't wanna get involved 995 00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:04,640 and that I should just back off 996 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,331 and then practically overnight, 997 00:48:06,331 --> 00:48:09,196 you fall in love with Czapinczyk. 998 00:48:09,196 --> 00:48:10,473 And then you break up with him 999 00:48:10,473 --> 00:48:11,716 and then you come back into my life 1000 00:48:11,716 --> 00:48:13,062 just long enough to get me interested. 1001 00:48:13,062 --> 00:48:14,305 - [Suzanne] Oh, Dex. 1002 00:48:14,305 --> 00:48:16,894 - And then I go away for four days. Four days! 1003 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,896 And when I come back you're with Chen. 1004 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:22,106 - [sighing] I'm sorry. 1005 00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:25,937 - [Dexter] Well, it's okay. 1006 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:28,284 - No, it's not okay. 1007 00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,252 And I'm really sorry. 1008 00:48:30,252 --> 00:48:34,014 But you know I didn't do it on purpose. 1009 00:48:34,014 --> 00:48:35,360 - Look, Suzanne. 1010 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:42,160 What have you told Chen about us? 1011 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:42,989 - Why? 1012 00:48:44,197 --> 00:48:46,095 - Well I just wanna know what to expect. 1013 00:48:46,095 --> 00:48:48,270 How to act around him. 1014 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:49,892 I mean maybe I should go over there 1015 00:48:49,892 --> 00:48:52,032 and talk about things, you know? 1016 00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:53,275 Clear the air with him. 1017 00:48:53,275 --> 00:48:54,759 - Oh I don't think that would be a good idea. 1018 00:48:54,759 --> 00:48:56,623 I think that would really complicate things. 1019 00:48:56,623 --> 00:48:59,350 He's pretty naive in a lot of ways, Dex. 1020 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:02,698 - [Dexter] Well, what do I do now? 1021 00:49:02,698 --> 00:49:05,494 I mean, what do you want from me? 1022 00:49:05,494 --> 00:49:07,323 - Well it's simple. I want you to be my friend. 1023 00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:09,843 I want you to be happy for me. 1024 00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:16,988 Maybe it's temporary, maybe we're too different, but, 1025 00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,302 he's really good for me. 1026 00:49:21,406 --> 00:49:22,752 He needs me and, 1027 00:49:24,547 --> 00:49:27,033 I've never had that before. 1028 00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:27,895 Oh god. 1029 00:49:29,552 --> 00:49:31,796 Maybe I shouldn't be talking about this to you. 1030 00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:35,662 I feel like I'm just like hurting your feelings. 1031 00:49:35,662 --> 00:49:37,526 - Suzanne. - What? 1032 00:49:37,526 --> 00:49:39,493 - Are you in the bathtub? 1033 00:49:39,493 --> 00:49:40,978 - What? 1034 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:44,153 - [laughing] I can hear you splashing around in there. 1035 00:49:44,153 --> 00:49:48,847 - Look, Dex, we were having a serious conversation. 1036 00:49:48,847 --> 00:49:52,713 I'm just trying to do the right thing, okay? 1037 00:49:52,713 --> 00:49:55,475 I don't think it's right to talk about him with you. 1038 00:49:55,475 --> 00:49:57,995 I don't talk to him about you. 1039 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,104 - He doesn't even know, does he? 1040 00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:05,554 He has no idea we were lovers. 1041 00:50:05,554 --> 00:50:07,659 - No, no, I told him we were friends. 1042 00:50:07,659 --> 00:50:10,835 And that is all that he needs to know. 1043 00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:12,699 Look, Dex! 1044 00:50:15,529 --> 00:50:18,118 You're a really great guy. 1045 00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:21,225 You're really sweet and cute and nice 1046 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:25,470 and I like you a lot, but I, 1047 00:50:27,403 --> 00:50:30,958 I think we're just better as friends. 1048 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:33,030 It wasn't going anywhere. 1049 00:50:34,652 --> 00:50:37,724 And that has nothing to do with Chen. 1050 00:50:38,932 --> 00:50:40,520 Besides, I had no commitment with you. 1051 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,832 I only slept with you twice. 1052 00:50:45,283 --> 00:50:47,078 - Yeah, I mean only... 1053 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,565 - Ah god, Christ, listen to me. 1054 00:50:53,015 --> 00:50:55,811 I'm disgusted with myself, oh god. 1055 00:50:59,332 --> 00:51:01,334 Dex, can you please let go? 1056 00:51:01,334 --> 00:51:03,681 Just let go and wish me well 1057 00:51:05,027 --> 00:51:06,787 like I'll do for you. 1058 00:51:06,787 --> 00:51:07,616 Please. 1059 00:51:13,518 --> 00:51:15,865 [dial tone] 1060 00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:21,733 [phone clattering] 1061 00:51:25,565 --> 00:51:27,291 - [Monty] Wawawawawa! 1062 00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:33,124 Wawawawawa! 1063 00:51:34,229 --> 00:51:35,506 - Stop it. 1064 00:51:35,506 --> 00:51:36,748 - Wa! 1065 00:51:36,748 --> 00:51:37,577 Wawawawa! 1066 00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:39,820 - [Wa] Stop it! 1067 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:46,931 [knocking] 1068 00:51:46,931 --> 00:51:47,863 - [Tzu] Yes? 1069 00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:49,071 - [Mitchell] It's me. 1070 00:51:49,071 --> 00:51:51,660 - Oh, come in Mitchell, it's open. 1071 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:57,114 Look, one dollar from Cortez. 1072 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,632 - You mind if I borrow a cup of rice for my 1073 00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:00,427 soulless Saturday bachelor dinner? 1074 00:52:00,427 --> 00:52:01,739 - Oh, of course. 1075 00:52:09,091 --> 00:52:10,092 Chen is out. 1076 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:14,510 - With Suzanne? 1077 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:17,686 [Wa shouting in foreign language] 1078 00:52:17,686 --> 00:52:20,551 Mitchell, you know the boy Monty, 1079 00:52:20,551 --> 00:52:22,587 downstairs, the black boy? 1080 00:52:22,587 --> 00:52:23,554 Whenever he sees me, 1081 00:52:23,554 --> 00:52:24,624 he will... 1082 00:52:24,624 --> 00:52:26,039 - Make motions. 1083 00:52:26,039 --> 00:52:28,524 - Yes, his eyes, terrible! 1084 00:52:28,524 --> 00:52:29,870 - That's voodoo. 1085 00:52:31,355 --> 00:52:32,287 I wouldn't worry about it. 1086 00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:33,391 It's just kids having fun. 1087 00:52:33,391 --> 00:52:35,152 - Not fun for me. 1088 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,118 - Forget about it. 1089 00:52:36,118 --> 00:52:37,602 I'll talk to Monty, okay? 1090 00:52:37,602 --> 00:52:39,432 - Thank you, Mitchell. 1091 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:42,780 I am mostly grateful. 1092 00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:43,919 - Most grateful. 1093 00:52:43,919 --> 00:52:45,162 - Yes, of course. 1094 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,335 Most grateful. 1095 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,444 - We were just talking about Chen and Suzanne. 1096 00:52:51,444 --> 00:52:53,342 - We make mistake with Chen. 1097 00:52:53,342 --> 00:52:55,793 He is not married, confused. 1098 00:52:55,793 --> 00:52:57,622 He confuses him. 1099 00:52:57,622 --> 00:52:58,416 - She. 1100 00:52:59,521 --> 00:53:00,867 She confuses him. 1101 00:53:02,006 --> 00:53:03,594 - Really, it's none of my business. 1102 00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:04,664 - Ah, voodoo. 1103 00:53:05,872 --> 00:53:08,737 A religion derived from African ancestor worship 1104 00:53:08,737 --> 00:53:11,636 practiced chiefly by negroes of Haiti 1105 00:53:11,636 --> 00:53:14,708 and characterized by propitiatory rites 1106 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:19,126 and communication by trance with animalistic deities. 1107 00:53:20,335 --> 00:53:22,164 - Is this serious, this voodoo? 1108 00:53:22,164 --> 00:53:24,994 [Dexter laughing] 1109 00:53:26,824 --> 00:53:28,722 - Only if you believe in it. 1110 00:53:28,722 --> 00:53:30,379 - Ah, like God. 1111 00:53:30,379 --> 00:53:32,830 Hey, do you believe, Mitchell, in god? 1112 00:53:32,830 --> 00:53:36,799 - Jesus, what's with you guys and God? 1113 00:53:36,799 --> 00:53:40,320 Didn't Marx say that religion is the opiate of the masses? 1114 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,254 - Actually, there are many opiates. 1115 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:44,876 Could it be that the theory 1116 00:53:44,876 --> 00:53:48,052 of alternative possible worlds is one? 1117 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:52,263 - I just wanna borrow a cup of rice. 1118 00:53:56,647 --> 00:53:58,269 - [Dexter Voiceover] Possible worlds. 1119 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:01,824 Everyone's favorite wacko sub branch of modal logic. 1120 00:54:01,824 --> 00:54:03,032 A whole realm of theory developed 1121 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:05,172 just so if conditionals and counter factuals 1122 00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:07,761 could have mathematical truth values. 1123 00:54:07,761 --> 00:54:10,385 Just so you can say, there is a possible world 1124 00:54:10,385 --> 00:54:12,076 in which Suzanne is a Libra 1125 00:54:12,076 --> 00:54:13,319 and thus is an air sign 1126 00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:15,562 and therefore, the statement, 1127 00:54:15,562 --> 00:54:19,497 if Suzanne is a Libra, she would be an air sign is true. 1128 00:54:19,497 --> 00:54:22,707 [speaks in foreign language] 1129 00:54:22,707 --> 00:54:25,883 [speaks in foreign language] 1130 00:54:25,883 --> 00:54:28,851 [speaks in foreign language] 1131 00:54:28,851 --> 00:54:32,476 [speaks in foreign language] 1132 00:54:32,476 --> 00:54:36,238 [speaks in foreign language] 1133 00:54:38,861 --> 00:54:40,932 [cheering in foreign language] 1134 00:54:40,932 --> 00:54:43,176 [knocking] 1135 00:54:46,697 --> 00:54:47,594 - Surprise. 1136 00:54:49,527 --> 00:54:50,356 - Hi. - Hi. 1137 00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,946 - Please, sit down. 1138 00:54:54,946 --> 00:54:55,947 - Is it okay? 1139 00:54:55,947 --> 00:54:57,155 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1140 00:54:57,155 --> 00:54:58,502 Of course. 1141 00:54:58,502 --> 00:55:00,227 - Good evening. 1142 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:02,229 - Good evening. 1143 00:55:02,229 --> 00:55:03,230 - Would you like some food? 1144 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:04,715 - Oh, yes, please. 1145 00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:07,890 - Good to see you. 1146 00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:08,719 - You too. 1147 00:55:10,272 --> 00:55:11,273 - Wa, a cup? 1148 00:55:15,726 --> 00:55:16,658 - Oh, pork. 1149 00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:19,108 - Yes. - Yes. 1150 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,109 - Do you eat pork? 1151 00:55:20,109 --> 00:55:21,007 - Yes, yes. - Oh good. 1152 00:55:21,007 --> 00:55:22,284 - How about beer? 1153 00:55:22,284 --> 00:55:23,423 This is my beer. 1154 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:25,080 - Oh, okay. 1155 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:25,908 - Good to see you. 1156 00:55:25,908 --> 00:55:27,324 - Cheers. [laughing] 1157 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,601 [phone ringing] 1158 00:55:28,601 --> 00:55:30,154 - Hello? 1159 00:55:30,154 --> 00:55:34,572 - [Czapinczyk] So, you're finally back in town, huh? 1160 00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,022 - I've been back. 1161 00:55:36,954 --> 00:55:38,507 What do you want, Czapinczyk? 1162 00:55:38,507 --> 00:55:40,129 - [Czapinczyk] How about a progress report? 1163 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,684 - Oh, how about you go to hell? 1164 00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:51,348 [phone ringing] 1165 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,281 Czapinczyk? 1166 00:55:55,559 --> 00:55:57,768 Why don't you get a life, man? 1167 00:55:57,768 --> 00:55:59,148 You know, don't you have anything better to do? 1168 00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:00,287 What's your fucking problem? 1169 00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:01,496 - My fucking problem, that's ironic 1170 00:56:01,496 --> 00:56:03,187 considering the circumstances, 1171 00:56:03,187 --> 00:56:05,051 because you are my fucking problem, Mitchell! 1172 00:56:05,051 --> 00:56:07,364 - That's actually where you're wrong. 1173 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,504 So you can stop bothering me. 1174 00:56:09,504 --> 00:56:11,989 I haven't seen Suzanne in weeks. 1175 00:56:11,989 --> 00:56:14,612 Chen Li Zung is the new heir apparent 1176 00:56:14,612 --> 00:56:16,131 to your midnight phone threats 1177 00:56:16,131 --> 00:56:17,822 and your high school acts of vandalism, okay? 1178 00:56:17,822 --> 00:56:20,342 - You're a liar, man. 1179 00:56:20,342 --> 00:56:23,276 Hey, how'd you like my postcard? 1180 00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:25,209 I've got a tape of me and Suzanne in bed. 1181 00:56:25,209 --> 00:56:26,383 Do you wanna hear it? 1182 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,523 [moaning] 1183 00:56:35,806 --> 00:56:38,912 [phone ringing] 1184 00:56:38,912 --> 00:56:39,913 God, you know! 1185 00:56:39,913 --> 00:56:41,467 I cannot believe this. 1186 00:56:41,467 --> 00:56:43,330 A goddamn chink! 1187 00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:44,539 You know, I'm seriously thinking about 1188 00:56:44,539 --> 00:56:48,094 calling the cops, having him deported. 1189 00:56:48,094 --> 00:56:51,960 Because there is a law against this sort of thing! 1190 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,412 This is sodomy, fornication, misogynation! 1191 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,311 You know, I bet he's a fucking spy! 1192 00:56:58,311 --> 00:57:01,348 He's a fucking spy, him and both his friends! 1193 00:57:01,348 --> 00:57:02,902 - How do you figure that? 1194 00:57:02,902 --> 00:57:06,008 - [Czapinczyk] Well what are these Chinese here to study? 1195 00:57:06,008 --> 00:57:07,665 - SSM, Systems Science. 1196 00:57:07,665 --> 00:57:09,840 - [Czapinczyk] Technology. 1197 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,739 - Okay, so what? 1198 00:57:13,947 --> 00:57:14,741 - [Czapinczyk] Did you ever ask them 1199 00:57:14,741 --> 00:57:15,846 what kind of technology? 1200 00:57:15,846 --> 00:57:16,674 - Yeah, sure. 1201 00:57:16,674 --> 00:57:18,296 Like hydroelectric. 1202 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:20,609 Radar, like in airplanes. 1203 00:57:20,609 --> 00:57:21,955 - Right, radar! 1204 00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:23,578 Right, right! 1205 00:57:23,578 --> 00:57:25,925 And you know what else? 1206 00:57:25,925 --> 00:57:28,962 Feedback loops, cybernetics! 1207 00:57:28,962 --> 00:57:30,861 Guidance systems for missiles, 1208 00:57:30,861 --> 00:57:32,000 they're milking our technology! 1209 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,346 - Come on. 1210 00:57:33,346 --> 00:57:34,934 - Just think about it. 1211 00:57:34,934 --> 00:57:36,798 It's the perfect setup. 1212 00:57:36,798 --> 00:57:38,731 Instead of sending spies, 1213 00:57:38,731 --> 00:57:40,146 they just send students. 1214 00:57:40,146 --> 00:57:41,285 Instead of being under the radar, 1215 00:57:41,285 --> 00:57:43,011 they're above ground. 1216 00:57:43,011 --> 00:57:45,185 Instead of cracking the code, 1217 00:57:45,185 --> 00:57:46,946 they just learn the language 1218 00:57:46,946 --> 00:57:50,777 and they sit in the classrooms and they study. 1219 00:57:51,675 --> 00:57:52,848 - Okay. 1220 00:57:52,848 --> 00:57:55,092 - So you think this is funny, huh? 1221 00:57:55,092 --> 00:57:57,819 You like him fucking her, Mitchell? 1222 00:57:57,819 --> 00:57:59,303 - [Dexter] Look, Zap. 1223 00:57:59,303 --> 00:58:00,477 - [Czapinczyk] That's Czapinczyk to you, buddy. 1224 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,443 - Look, Zap. 1225 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,032 I'm hanging up now. 1226 00:58:04,032 --> 00:58:06,241 - Well, yeah I'm glad we got to have 1227 00:58:06,241 --> 00:58:08,415 this little chat together. 1228 00:58:10,452 --> 00:58:14,698 And I guess I won't be needing to call you anymore. 1229 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,978 You wouldn't happen to have his number, would you? 1230 00:58:18,978 --> 00:58:21,739 [train chugging] 1231 00:58:23,223 --> 00:58:24,984 - Hey yo, wanna buy a stink bomb? 1232 00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:25,812 - [Wa] No. 1233 00:58:28,988 --> 00:58:30,334 - [Cortez] Drugs? 1234 00:58:30,334 --> 00:58:31,162 - Go away. 1235 00:58:33,717 --> 00:58:34,545 - A gun? 1236 00:58:37,962 --> 00:58:39,377 [solemn music] 1237 00:58:39,377 --> 00:58:42,035 [door knocking] 1238 00:59:05,921 --> 00:59:08,821 - [Chen] Ah, Mitchell, good morning. 1239 00:59:08,821 --> 00:59:11,237 Do you have, how do you call, 1240 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:15,897 the thing to fix when the water is broken? 1241 00:59:25,285 --> 00:59:26,839 Ah. 1242 00:59:26,839 --> 00:59:28,012 - Is that all? 1243 00:59:31,188 --> 00:59:32,016 - Yes. 1244 00:59:33,742 --> 00:59:35,502 - Is something wrong? 1245 00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:37,194 - No. 1246 00:59:38,402 --> 00:59:39,645 Did you watch the news this morning? 1247 00:59:39,645 --> 00:59:42,337 - No, actually, I slept through it. 1248 00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:48,274 - Today is the 39th anniversary for Pearl Harbor. 1249 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:50,448 Sneak attack. 1250 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,312 - Yeah, so? 1251 00:59:56,662 --> 00:59:58,456 - So Wa thinks that perhaps 1252 00:59:58,456 --> 01:00:01,080 we should not go outside. 1253 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,254 Because the American cannot tell the difference 1254 01:00:03,254 --> 01:00:07,086 between the Japanese and the Chinese. 1255 01:00:07,086 --> 01:00:08,535 And perhaps there will be trouble. 1256 01:00:08,535 --> 01:00:10,399 - That's paranoia. 1257 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:13,437 You tell Wa that he's paranoid. 1258 01:00:13,437 --> 01:00:15,301 Nobody even remembers Pearl Harbor 1259 01:00:15,301 --> 01:00:17,027 and anybody that's still mad about Pearl Harbor 1260 01:00:17,027 --> 01:00:19,719 is so old and feeble that they couldn't 1261 01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:22,066 cause you any trouble, okay? 1262 01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:26,381 - Thank you, Mitchell. 1263 01:00:26,381 --> 01:00:28,901 - Yeah, so don't worry about it. 1264 01:00:28,901 --> 01:00:29,902 - Thank you. 1265 01:00:32,456 --> 01:00:33,284 - So. 1266 01:00:34,734 --> 01:00:36,425 How's Suzanne doing? 1267 01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:40,878 Suzanne? 1268 01:00:41,776 --> 01:00:42,777 - Oh. 1269 01:00:42,777 --> 01:00:44,261 Suzanne! 1270 01:00:44,261 --> 01:00:45,572 - Yeah, Suzanne. You went shopping with her the other day. 1271 01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:47,091 - Yes, he is good. 1272 01:00:47,091 --> 01:00:48,403 - Ah yeah? 1273 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:50,267 When was the last time you saw him? 1274 01:00:50,267 --> 01:00:52,545 - He's coming here this afternoon. 1275 01:00:52,545 --> 01:00:54,236 - Tell him I said hi. 1276 01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:57,930 - Yeah, did you ask him about it? 1277 01:00:57,930 --> 01:00:59,241 - Mitchell, sorry. 1278 01:00:59,241 --> 01:01:02,935 Do you know how to play the intramural football? 1279 01:01:03,901 --> 01:01:05,662 There is a game, 1280 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,974 and the department would like us to play. 1281 01:01:07,974 --> 01:01:11,460 - We thought maybe you could teach us how to play. 1282 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,289 Now. 1283 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:15,292 Not now, this afternoon. 1284 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,054 - What about Suzanne, don't you have plans? 1285 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:19,883 - Later. 1286 01:01:27,131 --> 01:01:29,616 - What, you guys got running shoes? 1287 01:01:29,616 --> 01:01:30,445 - Adidas! 1288 01:01:37,210 --> 01:01:39,937 - [Dexter] Wa, come on, let's go! 1289 01:01:39,937 --> 01:01:41,698 [Tzu speaks in foreign language] 1290 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,906 [Dexter speaks in foreign language] 1291 01:01:42,906 --> 01:01:44,424 [Chen speaks in foreign language] 1292 01:01:44,424 --> 01:01:45,943 [Dexter speaks in foreign language] 1293 01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:46,910 - [Chen] [speaks in foreign language] That's good, Dexter. 1294 01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:47,669 [speaks in foreign language] 1295 01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:48,739 - There we go. 1296 01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:50,292 Yes, right here, right here. 1297 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:52,916 Right here, throw it right here. 1298 01:01:59,370 --> 01:02:00,233 - Hey, hey! 1299 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:03,133 That ain't yours. 1300 01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:04,065 - What ain't? 1301 01:02:04,065 --> 01:02:05,549 - That ball, that's mine. 1302 01:02:05,549 --> 01:02:06,619 - [Dexter] Oh yeah? 1303 01:02:06,619 --> 01:02:07,827 - Yeah, let me see that ball. 1304 01:02:07,827 --> 01:02:10,692 - [Dexter] It isn't yours. 1305 01:02:10,692 --> 01:02:12,590 - I'ma tell my dad you stole my ball. 1306 01:02:12,590 --> 01:02:13,626 - [Dexter] Go ahead. 1307 01:02:13,626 --> 01:02:15,939 - Ooh, y'all in trouble now. 1308 01:02:17,941 --> 01:02:19,218 - Maybe we should give back the ball. 1309 01:02:19,218 --> 01:02:20,529 - Don't worry about it. 1310 01:02:20,529 --> 01:02:22,462 - I told you not to play. 1311 01:02:22,462 --> 01:02:24,223 - Come on, it's fine. 1312 01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:37,995 - All three of you Chinese fellas out here 1313 01:02:37,995 --> 01:02:41,240 and you left your TV on going full blast. 1314 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,900 Don't you know there's an energy crisis in this country? 1315 01:02:47,418 --> 01:02:50,697 [laughing] How about a game, sport? 1316 01:02:50,697 --> 01:02:53,286 My boys'll stand all y'all. 1317 01:02:53,286 --> 01:02:54,771 Two hand touch, below the belt, 1318 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,186 no razzle dazzle. 1319 01:02:56,186 --> 01:02:58,775 One run per series, three completes a first. 1320 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:02,744 One man rush, and the rusher counts four Mississippis. 1321 01:03:02,744 --> 01:03:04,401 We'll play till three touchdowns 1322 01:03:04,401 --> 01:03:05,816 or till it gets dark. 1323 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:06,852 - And no field goals. 1324 01:03:06,852 --> 01:03:07,853 - You guys wanna play? 1325 01:03:07,853 --> 01:03:08,715 - Yes. 1326 01:03:08,715 --> 01:03:09,716 - Sure. 1327 01:03:09,716 --> 01:03:11,063 - It's your funeral. 1328 01:03:11,063 --> 01:03:12,685 But how about two hand touch anywhere 1329 01:03:12,685 --> 01:03:15,170 and two completes for a first down? 1330 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,585 'Cause these guys never played before. 1331 01:03:16,585 --> 01:03:17,552 - [Karl] Oh, you're breaking my heart, Mitchell. 1332 01:03:17,552 --> 01:03:18,795 - Look at these guys. 1333 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,625 They've never even touched a football. 1334 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,454 - What about this guy? 1335 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,561 - All right, okay, come here, come here. Okay, ready? 1336 01:03:26,561 --> 01:03:27,769 So you are covering Cortez 1337 01:03:27,769 --> 01:03:28,977 and you're covering Monty. 1338 01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:30,634 He's the little guy with the crazy hair, okay? 1339 01:03:30,634 --> 01:03:31,808 - Yeah, uh huh. 1340 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,395 - All right, so I'm gonna cover the big guy 1341 01:03:33,395 --> 01:03:34,672 because you can't handle him. 1342 01:03:34,672 --> 01:03:35,915 I'm gonna count Mississippis. 1343 01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:37,158 You stay on him, the guy with the beanie, 1344 01:03:37,158 --> 01:03:38,159 you do not let him catch the ball, 1345 01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:39,677 understand? - Okay, okay. 1346 01:03:39,677 --> 01:03:40,609 - And you with the little guy, same thing, ready? 1347 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:42,163 Okay, on three, break, ready? 1348 01:03:42,163 --> 01:03:43,095 One, two- 1349 01:03:43,095 --> 01:03:44,337 - Break! 1350 01:03:44,337 --> 01:03:45,649 - Break! 1351 01:03:45,649 --> 01:03:46,857 - Little on three. 1352 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:49,135 - [All] One, two, three, Little! 1353 01:03:49,135 --> 01:03:52,345 [energetic music] 1354 01:03:52,345 --> 01:03:53,174 - T-92! 1355 01:03:54,037 --> 01:03:54,865 T-92! 1356 01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:57,316 747! 1357 01:03:57,316 --> 01:03:58,627 - Dad! - Hut! 1358 01:03:58,627 --> 01:03:59,421 - Hut hut! 1359 01:04:01,078 --> 01:04:01,907 Cortez! 1360 01:04:04,012 --> 01:04:06,256 [shouting] 1361 01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:08,845 - Two hand touch, 1362 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:09,984 two hand touch! - No, no, no. 1363 01:04:09,984 --> 01:04:10,674 No, no, no. - Two hand touch. 1364 01:04:10,674 --> 01:04:11,640 Two hand touch. 1365 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,228 - You have to catch it. 1366 01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:14,402 You didn't catch it. 1367 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:15,230 Okay, okay. 1368 01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:16,197 Give him back the ball. 1369 01:04:16,197 --> 01:04:17,646 You gotta catch it. 1370 01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:19,648 Okay good, there we go, ready? Here you go, here we go. 1371 01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:21,029 Same thing, same play. 1372 01:04:21,029 --> 01:04:22,272 - Same play? 1373 01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:23,549 - Same play, break, break, break. Hut! 1374 01:04:23,549 --> 01:04:25,171 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 1375 01:04:25,171 --> 01:04:28,830 three Mississippi, four Mississippi! 1376 01:04:28,830 --> 01:04:30,211 - Yeah! 1377 01:04:30,211 --> 01:04:31,626 Touchdown! 1378 01:04:31,626 --> 01:04:32,869 - [Monty] Yeah boy! 1379 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,215 - Who had him? 1380 01:04:34,215 --> 01:04:35,216 Who had him? 1381 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,459 Who had him? 1382 01:04:37,459 --> 01:04:39,910 [shouting in foreign language] 1383 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,429 - No, no. 1384 01:04:41,429 --> 01:04:43,741 Okay now, it's our ball, let's go! 1385 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:44,915 Okay kick it off! 1386 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:46,261 Okay we're back there, we're back there. 1387 01:04:46,261 --> 01:04:48,160 - Ah, sparky. 1388 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,747 Now it's your turn. 1389 01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:51,749 Let's check you off one. 1390 01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,341 I'm gonna give you a chip. 1391 01:04:58,618 --> 01:05:00,103 - Stop filming me! 1392 01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:03,658 - Okay so- - Let's do the flea flicker. 1393 01:05:03,658 --> 01:05:04,590 - No, it's not our play. 1394 01:05:04,590 --> 01:05:05,936 - Now listen up, listen up. 1395 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:07,351 First of all, Tzu, you're center. 1396 01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:08,766 I want you to go five steps up 1397 01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:10,216 and then turn around, okay? 1398 01:05:10,216 --> 01:05:12,149 Chen, I want you to do a zig zag formation like this 1399 01:05:12,149 --> 01:05:13,288 and head straight towards the garage. 1400 01:05:13,288 --> 01:05:14,289 Okay, ready? 1401 01:05:15,566 --> 01:05:17,810 [clanging] 1402 01:05:19,294 --> 01:05:21,745 Chen, catch the goddamn ball! 1403 01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:25,783 Catch the goddamn ball! 1404 01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:27,958 - I hurt. 1405 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:28,925 - [Monty] Take it like a man, Chen! 1406 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,098 Come on, Chen. 1407 01:05:31,341 --> 01:05:32,514 Let's go! 1408 01:05:32,514 --> 01:05:33,757 - Third down. 1409 01:05:33,757 --> 01:05:34,413 - [Dexter] Okay here we go, here we go. 1410 01:05:34,413 --> 01:05:35,517 - Third down. 1411 01:05:35,517 --> 01:05:36,829 - [Dexter] Ready? 1412 01:05:36,829 --> 01:05:38,727 One Mississippi, two Mississippi go! 1413 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:42,248 - One Mississippi, two Mississippi. 1414 01:05:42,248 --> 01:05:44,975 [Chen screaming] 1415 01:05:50,498 --> 01:05:52,362 - [Dexter] All right, hold it up, Chen. 1416 01:05:52,362 --> 01:05:53,639 Got one. 1417 01:05:53,639 --> 01:05:54,640 - I got one. 1418 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,403 [laughing] 1419 01:06:00,232 --> 01:06:01,785 - Nice catch, Chen. 1420 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,339 - Thank you. - There you go. 1421 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:05,685 That's enough, come on, let's go. 1422 01:06:05,685 --> 01:06:07,584 Come on boys, let's go inside. 1423 01:06:07,584 --> 01:06:09,413 We gonna eat, come on. 1424 01:06:11,312 --> 01:06:12,761 Come on, come on. 1425 01:06:16,317 --> 01:06:17,145 Come on. 1426 01:06:26,327 --> 01:06:30,089 [siren blaring in distance] 1427 01:06:30,089 --> 01:06:31,608 - Hey, this is Mick Czapinczyk 1428 01:06:31,608 --> 01:06:33,748 from the Halloween party. 1429 01:06:33,748 --> 01:06:34,991 - [Tzu] Yes? 1430 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:38,339 - I'd like you to stop fucking my girlfriend. 1431 01:06:38,339 --> 01:06:39,823 - What do you mean? 1432 01:06:39,823 --> 01:06:41,307 - You know what I mean. 1433 01:06:41,307 --> 01:06:42,999 If you don't stop fucking my girlfriend 1434 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,104 we're gonna have a little get-together, man to man. 1435 01:06:45,104 --> 01:06:46,864 You know what I mean? 1436 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,111 - You have the wrong number. 1437 01:07:04,882 --> 01:07:07,126 In China, we have our own ideas about Americans 1438 01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:09,197 and American way of life. 1439 01:07:10,509 --> 01:07:14,030 About, for example, capitalism and racial injustice 1440 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,203 and so on. 1441 01:07:15,203 --> 01:07:16,653 Sex and violence. 1442 01:07:17,999 --> 01:07:20,726 As outsiders, our main difficulty 1443 01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:24,626 is to interpret, to understand. 1444 01:07:24,626 --> 01:07:28,389 So when you ask me what do I think about America, 1445 01:07:28,389 --> 01:07:30,977 I must say simply I do not know. 1446 01:07:30,977 --> 01:07:33,187 - [Interviewer] Still, TV must have given you some kind 1447 01:07:33,187 --> 01:07:34,567 of overall impression. 1448 01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:35,810 - Yes. 1449 01:07:35,810 --> 01:07:38,226 Americans are obsessed with sex! 1450 01:07:38,226 --> 01:07:39,572 And violence. 1451 01:07:39,572 --> 01:07:43,438 Did you know, Mr. Chen was beaten and robbed? 1452 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:44,267 Why? 1453 01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:47,615 Americans have too many guns. 1454 01:07:47,615 --> 01:07:49,341 Too easy to get one. 1455 01:07:49,341 --> 01:07:50,894 So everybody has a gun 1456 01:07:50,894 --> 01:07:54,415 so everybody needs a gun for protection. 1457 01:07:54,415 --> 01:07:56,486 Much of this violence I believe 1458 01:07:56,486 --> 01:07:59,765 is a result of injustice and class struggle. 1459 01:07:59,765 --> 01:08:02,492 Where in China, many people believe that violence 1460 01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:04,425 and excessive sex are the result 1461 01:08:04,425 --> 01:08:06,185 of bad economies. 1462 01:08:06,185 --> 01:08:07,117 Capitalism. 1463 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:10,638 [light guitar music] 1464 01:08:10,638 --> 01:08:12,088 - [Announcer] Wes from the end zone. 1465 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,296 And the 50! 1466 01:08:13,296 --> 01:08:14,814 A 50 in two quarters 1467 01:08:14,814 --> 01:08:18,094 who is this dropped in the endzone by Tommy Favor. 1468 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:22,098 Tommy Favor got pushed in the endzone for a tough quarter. 1469 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,548 Here's the play action. 1470 01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:27,689 Pass right here as Rose goes to throw the ball. 1471 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:32,038 He's looking downfield, he goes to throw right here. 1472 01:08:33,212 --> 01:08:34,938 - [Reporter] Yes, we have to say it. 1473 01:08:34,938 --> 01:08:37,630 Remember, this is just a football game. 1474 01:08:37,630 --> 01:08:39,701 No matter who wins or loses, 1475 01:08:39,701 --> 01:08:41,462 an unspeakable tragedy 1476 01:08:41,462 --> 01:08:45,328 confirmed to us by ABC news in New York City. 1477 01:08:45,328 --> 01:08:48,331 John Lennon, outside of his apartment building 1478 01:08:48,331 --> 01:08:50,160 on the west side of New York City, 1479 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,956 the most famous perhaps of all of the Beatles 1480 01:08:52,956 --> 01:08:55,131 shot twice in the back, 1481 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:58,996 rushed to Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival. 1482 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:03,035 Hard to go to back to the game 1483 01:09:03,035 --> 01:09:05,417 after that newsflash. 1484 01:09:05,417 --> 01:09:06,866 Which in due evening, 1485 01:09:06,866 --> 01:09:09,145 now we have to say frankly. 1486 01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:22,227 - Kill everybody! 1487 01:09:22,227 --> 01:09:24,229 Move to New York City! 1488 01:09:24,229 --> 01:09:26,058 Live like a whore! 1489 01:09:26,058 --> 01:09:27,956 First they split them up 1490 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:29,613 then she killed him! 1491 01:09:30,476 --> 01:09:32,547 Oh, sure, you're Chinese. 1492 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,447 Oh, I suppose. 1493 01:09:35,447 --> 01:09:38,139 Oh yeah, yeah, not Japanese, no. 1494 01:09:39,313 --> 01:09:41,522 Everybody's Chinese today. 1495 01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:44,145 Well, that's no excuse! 1496 01:09:44,145 --> 01:09:46,803 Somebody has to answer for this! 1497 01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:50,255 Like they said on the radio 1498 01:09:50,255 --> 01:09:52,774 it's the end of a goddamn era. 1499 01:09:57,676 --> 01:10:00,851 [somber guitar music] 1500 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:06,063 - The New England Patriots and the Miami Dolphins 1501 01:10:06,063 --> 01:10:08,065 for the playoffs. 1502 01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:11,655 So, don't you think it is ironic, Mitchell? 1503 01:10:13,105 --> 01:10:15,866 Because John Lennon had an album called Revolver. 1504 01:10:15,866 --> 01:10:17,730 And he was also shot with a revolver. 1505 01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:20,250 - Oh, for god's sake. 1506 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,527 - What? 1507 01:10:21,527 --> 01:10:22,804 - You just don't know what the hell 1508 01:10:22,804 --> 01:10:24,772 you're talking about, Chen, so just drop it. 1509 01:10:24,772 --> 01:10:25,980 - Well this Mark David- 1510 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:27,740 - What, you think that if John had a gun 1511 01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,742 he'd be alive today? 1512 01:10:29,742 --> 01:10:31,434 - Yes, Suzanne. 1513 01:10:31,434 --> 01:10:33,056 I believe he would. 1514 01:10:36,611 --> 01:10:38,303 - [Tzu] Ugh, how is it, Mitchell? 1515 01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:39,476 - It's corroded. 1516 01:10:39,476 --> 01:10:40,753 There's rust from hell in here. 1517 01:10:40,753 --> 01:10:41,892 Can you pass me the pliers please? 1518 01:10:41,892 --> 01:10:43,169 - All bastards on TV. - You could 1519 01:10:43,169 --> 01:10:45,275 try the other direction. 1520 01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:48,347 - Of all the pompous pricks, why, why 1521 01:10:49,797 --> 01:10:52,765 why did it have to be Howard Cosell? 1522 01:10:53,870 --> 01:10:56,424 Tragic news today, sports fans. 1523 01:10:57,908 --> 01:11:01,602 The famous ex Beatle John Lennon was shot to death 1524 01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:04,674 on the street. 1525 01:11:04,674 --> 01:11:09,679 Oh, what a loss of potential, what a tragic act of violence! 1526 01:11:10,956 --> 01:11:11,957 What a jerk! 1527 01:11:13,579 --> 01:11:15,685 What does Howard Cosell care about the Beatles? 1528 01:11:15,685 --> 01:11:17,928 What the fuck does he care? 1529 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,701 - Oy, are you all right? 1530 01:11:34,255 --> 01:11:35,187 - It's all right. 1531 01:11:35,187 --> 01:11:36,740 - America is sick country. 1532 01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:38,121 Too much guns. 1533 01:11:38,121 --> 01:11:39,640 And John Lennon, he's from England. 1534 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,505 John Lennon comes to America, America kills him. 1535 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:45,335 - And that's why you bought a gun? 1536 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,684 - How about the sink? 1537 01:11:50,754 --> 01:11:52,377 - Call the landlord. 1538 01:11:53,619 --> 01:11:56,277 [phone ringing] 1539 01:11:57,278 --> 01:11:58,279 [rock music] 1540 01:11:58,279 --> 01:12:03,180 ♪ A lot of them you take game 1541 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:08,738 ♪ I heard you say most noble brother ♪ 1542 01:12:09,670 --> 01:12:12,362 ♪ Will you play 1543 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:15,296 ♪ Will you play 1544 01:12:15,296 --> 01:12:18,264 ♪ Fast forward sister 1545 01:12:18,264 --> 01:12:21,337 ♪ So you're growing up now 1546 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:24,650 ♪ Flash straight through everything ♪ 1547 01:12:24,650 --> 01:12:29,345 ♪ Lessons learned but you're not there to change ♪ 1548 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,519 - You think I'm nuts, Dex. 1549 01:12:33,694 --> 01:12:35,351 To be so distraught. 1550 01:12:37,283 --> 01:12:41,805 I mean it's not like I'm some aging flower child 1551 01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,636 or the Beatles were my whole life. 1552 01:12:46,465 --> 01:12:49,399 I was too young, I was 15 when they broke up. 1553 01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:52,644 I was 12 when the White Album came out. 1554 01:12:54,577 --> 01:12:56,786 I was just a kid, you know. 1555 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,102 Never dropped acid to Sgt. Pepper 1556 01:13:04,483 --> 01:13:08,556 or sing "Give Peace A Chance" at a war protest. 1557 01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:09,833 But that music. 1558 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,807 It was always there, always. 1559 01:13:20,982 --> 01:13:22,467 I grew up with it. 1560 01:13:23,606 --> 01:13:26,712 It's like the soundtrack to our life. 1561 01:13:28,162 --> 01:13:32,511 You know, so real, so full of hope and possibility and, 1562 01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:39,656 I loved John. 1563 01:13:41,555 --> 01:13:44,316 I mean we all loved John. 1564 01:13:44,316 --> 01:13:45,524 He was the one. 1565 01:13:52,289 --> 01:13:54,119 And they have no idea. 1566 01:13:56,984 --> 01:13:59,849 - Chen knows the Beatles. 1567 01:13:59,849 --> 01:14:02,472 - You think I'm drunk, don't you? 1568 01:14:03,922 --> 01:14:05,164 I am not drunk. 1569 01:14:07,097 --> 01:14:08,305 I had something to drink 1570 01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:10,929 but I am perfectly in control. 1571 01:14:10,929 --> 01:14:13,587 I know exactly what I am saying. 1572 01:14:18,177 --> 01:14:19,972 ♪ Fast forward, sister 1573 01:14:19,972 --> 01:14:21,422 - Look, Suzanne. 1574 01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:24,839 ♪ So you're growing up now 1575 01:14:24,839 --> 01:14:27,566 ♪ Flash straight through everything ♪ 1576 01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:32,571 ♪ Lessons learned but you're not there to change ♪ 1577 01:14:40,165 --> 01:14:45,170 ♪ Though we waited for each other ♪ 1578 01:14:46,309 --> 01:14:50,589 ♪ Love is best when you take aim ♪ 1579 01:14:51,797 --> 01:14:56,699 ♪ I heard you say most noble brother ♪ 1580 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,116 ♪ Will you play 1581 01:15:00,116 --> 01:15:02,739 ♪ Will you play 1582 01:15:04,603 --> 01:15:07,468 [Suzanne moaning] 1583 01:15:26,694 --> 01:15:27,764 - I love you. 1584 01:15:32,735 --> 01:15:33,977 And your heart. 1585 01:15:42,261 --> 01:15:45,610 [door clacking] 1586 01:15:45,610 --> 01:15:49,199 [man shouting in distance] 1587 01:16:00,590 --> 01:16:03,179 - I'm cold, can we get a sheet? 1588 01:16:08,529 --> 01:16:11,118 - I'll hold you, keep you warm. 1589 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,192 I'll keep you warm. 1590 01:16:26,098 --> 01:16:28,549 - [Suzanne] Could you? 1591 01:16:28,549 --> 01:16:31,379 Could you go get a blanket please? 1592 01:16:50,709 --> 01:16:51,710 I should go. 1593 01:16:53,194 --> 01:16:54,920 I have work tomorrow. 1594 01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:01,824 - When are you gonna tell him? 1595 01:17:04,033 --> 01:17:05,310 - I don't know. 1596 01:17:07,899 --> 01:17:10,211 I don't wanna hurt him. 1597 01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:13,698 I don't think he would understand it, Dex. 1598 01:17:25,295 --> 01:17:27,781 - Well, if you don't tell him, 1599 01:17:30,715 --> 01:17:33,234 if you don't tell him, I will. 1600 01:17:36,859 --> 01:17:37,687 I will. 1601 01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:41,760 - No, you won't. 1602 01:17:51,149 --> 01:17:53,669 [light music] 1603 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:08,614 ♪ Well it's been a long time long time now ♪ 1604 01:18:10,789 --> 01:18:15,794 ♪ Since I seen your smile [knocking] 1605 01:18:18,314 --> 01:18:20,730 ♪ And I'll gamble 1606 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:25,735 ♪ away my pride [phone ringing] 1607 01:18:26,667 --> 01:18:30,878 ♪ And I'll gamble away my time 1608 01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:37,851 ♪ And in a year or year or so 1609 01:18:40,198 --> 01:18:45,203 ♪ Is a serpent or a sea 1610 01:18:47,584 --> 01:18:52,589 ♪ But it's been a long time long time now ♪ 1611 01:18:54,557 --> 01:18:58,285 ♪ Since I've seen your smile 1612 01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:14,197 - Will you go with me to the Lennon 1613 01:19:14,197 --> 01:19:16,475 Memorial Service on Sunday? 1614 01:19:18,408 --> 01:19:21,722 - [Suzanne] It's seven a.m., Dex. 1615 01:19:21,722 --> 01:19:23,586 - I was just wondering if you would go with me, that's all. 1616 01:19:23,586 --> 01:19:25,484 - Please don't do this. 1617 01:19:34,873 --> 01:19:35,978 I can't, Dex. 1618 01:19:41,155 --> 01:19:42,225 I need space. 1619 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:50,337 I can't see anybody right now. 1620 01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:05,973 - "Love is a dog from hell. 1621 01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:08,665 Feet of cheese, coffee pot soul, 1622 01:20:08,665 --> 01:20:12,083 hands that hate pool sticks, eyes like paper clips, 1623 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,223 I prefer red wine. 1624 01:20:14,223 --> 01:20:16,190 I am bored on air liners. 1625 01:20:16,190 --> 01:20:18,261 I am docile during earthquakes. 1626 01:20:18,261 --> 01:20:20,677 I am sleepy at funerals. 1627 01:20:20,677 --> 01:20:22,058 I puke at parades 1628 01:20:23,301 --> 01:20:25,544 and am sacrificial at chess 1629 01:20:25,544 --> 01:20:27,201 and cunt and caring. 1630 01:20:28,513 --> 01:20:30,273 I smell urine in churches. 1631 01:20:30,273 --> 01:20:32,828 I can no longer read, I can no longer sleep. 1632 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:36,141 Eyes like paper clips, my green eyes 1633 01:20:36,141 --> 01:20:37,798 I prefer white wine. 1634 01:20:37,798 --> 01:20:40,732 My box of rubbers is getting stale. 1635 01:20:44,149 --> 01:20:46,324 I take them out. 1636 01:20:46,324 --> 01:20:47,946 Trojans, lubricated. 1637 01:20:49,154 --> 01:20:51,777 For greater sensitivity, I take them out 1638 01:20:51,777 --> 01:20:53,883 and I put three of them on 1639 01:20:55,091 --> 01:20:57,991 till the walls of my bedroom are blue. 1640 01:20:57,991 --> 01:21:00,614 [door knocking] 1641 01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:06,068 - What's this? 1642 01:21:07,379 --> 01:21:11,280 - I am going today to an important appointment. 1643 01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:16,388 Mitchell? 1644 01:21:20,082 --> 01:21:21,704 You look horrible. 1645 01:21:21,704 --> 01:21:23,499 - Thank you. 1646 01:21:23,499 --> 01:21:24,741 You look great. 1647 01:21:26,605 --> 01:21:30,540 - So I came here to ask you for your help with, 1648 01:21:32,577 --> 01:21:33,405 how to... 1649 01:21:36,857 --> 01:21:39,170 - I can't do it backwards. 1650 01:21:39,170 --> 01:21:41,068 Let's go to the mirror. 1651 01:21:57,188 --> 01:22:00,363 - I'm going this morning to the police. 1652 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:04,057 - What for? 1653 01:22:06,024 --> 01:22:08,302 - I perhaps should not say. 1654 01:22:12,168 --> 01:22:15,654 Mitchell, I am sorry to mention it. 1655 01:22:15,654 --> 01:22:18,071 I can tell you are upset. 1656 01:22:18,071 --> 01:22:22,247 But I think perhaps that Suzanne has been here and 1657 01:22:24,663 --> 01:22:26,527 though you may think it is none of my business 1658 01:22:26,527 --> 01:22:31,084 I will say that she has brought only trouble on us all. 1659 01:22:34,604 --> 01:22:37,607 - She's not a bad person, Tzu, she's not. 1660 01:22:37,607 --> 01:22:40,956 - It is because of Suzanne that I am going to the police. 1661 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,337 She has told this Mick Czapinczyk, 1662 01:22:43,337 --> 01:22:46,685 her former boyfriend, that she is dating Chen, 1663 01:22:46,685 --> 01:22:48,446 sleeping with him. 1664 01:22:48,446 --> 01:22:51,276 And now he calls our house all the time at any hour 1665 01:22:51,276 --> 01:22:53,106 and threatens Chen. 1666 01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,900 Things too horrible to mention. 1667 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:56,833 - Here's something I'm sure you'll enjoy. 1668 01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:00,285 It's a tape of me and Suzanne in bed together! 1669 01:23:00,285 --> 01:23:01,597 Listen! 1670 01:23:01,597 --> 01:23:03,771 [moaning] 1671 01:23:05,463 --> 01:23:07,499 I'm gonna have you drink a gallon of flat beer 1672 01:23:07,499 --> 01:23:09,708 and then I'm gonna have my black soldiers 1673 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,365 hang you upside down by your feet 1674 01:23:11,365 --> 01:23:12,746 and tie your dick to your head 1675 01:23:12,746 --> 01:23:14,092 with a very short rope. 1676 01:23:14,092 --> 01:23:15,818 So that every time you piss, 1677 01:23:15,818 --> 01:23:18,027 you're gonna piss in your face. 1678 01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:20,202 - Sometimes he talks so fast we cannot understand 1679 01:23:20,202 --> 01:23:21,720 what he is saying. 1680 01:23:22,894 --> 01:23:24,620 We're all afraid to answer the phone. 1681 01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:27,036 - You think Genghis Khan laid waste to China? 1682 01:23:27,036 --> 01:23:29,521 You ain't seen nothing yet. 1683 01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:32,214 You better buy a gun, gook. 1684 01:23:32,214 --> 01:23:33,732 You're gonna need it. 1685 01:23:33,732 --> 01:23:35,217 - [Tzu] I was against it, 1686 01:23:35,217 --> 01:23:37,978 but Chen has lost his mind from fear. 1687 01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:41,913 And Wa also wanted the gun to protect us. 1688 01:23:41,913 --> 01:23:43,570 I could not convince them. 1689 01:23:43,570 --> 01:23:44,467 They voted. 1690 01:23:48,954 --> 01:23:51,026 - And now you have a gun? 1691 01:23:52,648 --> 01:23:54,443 Democracy in action. 1692 01:23:54,443 --> 01:23:57,377 - [Tzu] And it is all from Suzanne. 1693 01:23:57,377 --> 01:23:58,550 - Listen, Tzu. 1694 01:24:02,106 --> 01:24:04,280 Let me take care of this. 1695 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,627 It's a big misunderstanding. 1696 01:24:07,766 --> 01:24:10,804 I'm gonna call Zap this afternoon 1697 01:24:10,804 --> 01:24:12,771 and I'm gonna talk some sense into him 1698 01:24:12,771 --> 01:24:15,843 and I'll get him to leave Chen alone. 1699 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:21,746 And then you guys can give Mr. Little back his gun. 1700 01:24:23,161 --> 01:24:25,198 - [Tzu] If you can do this, 1701 01:24:25,198 --> 01:24:27,303 then we can avoid the police. 1702 01:24:27,303 --> 01:24:28,891 - Look, forget the police. 1703 01:24:28,891 --> 01:24:31,583 You don't need the police, okay? 1704 01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:33,758 I'm gonna take care of it. 1705 01:24:35,449 --> 01:24:36,278 And Tzu, 1706 01:24:39,004 --> 01:24:39,833 Suzanne? 1707 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:45,356 She's not what you think. 1708 01:24:47,392 --> 01:24:49,567 You know, she's just, 1709 01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:51,500 don't hate her, she's got a good heart. 1710 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,501 She's just confused. 1711 01:24:52,501 --> 01:24:53,571 I mean, look. 1712 01:24:55,193 --> 01:24:57,540 She's not in love with Chen. 1713 01:24:58,403 --> 01:25:01,096 She's not, that's over with. 1714 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,582 So you don't have to worry about it, okay? 1715 01:25:05,928 --> 01:25:08,103 - Oh, Mitchell, my friend. 1716 01:25:12,072 --> 01:25:15,834 She is with him still, since 7:30 last night. 1717 01:25:22,772 --> 01:25:23,842 [Monty screaming] 1718 01:25:23,842 --> 01:25:25,982 - What's this, Monty? 1719 01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:27,467 The hell is the matter with you, man? 1720 01:25:27,467 --> 01:25:29,814 - Sorry dude, I thought you were that four eyed chink. 1721 01:25:29,814 --> 01:25:31,471 - Hey, listen to me. 1722 01:25:32,575 --> 01:25:34,922 That four eyes chink, as you call him 1723 01:25:34,922 --> 01:25:37,615 is just about fed up with you. 1724 01:25:37,615 --> 01:25:38,892 You pissed him off one too many times. 1725 01:25:38,892 --> 01:25:40,135 He's about half an inch away 1726 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:43,068 from kicking your little ass, you dig? 1727 01:25:43,068 --> 01:25:44,898 - I wasn't doing nothing but witching him. 1728 01:25:44,898 --> 01:25:48,281 - Well why don't you try witching somebody else? 1729 01:25:48,281 --> 01:25:51,767 Why don't you try witching Chen for a change? 1730 01:25:51,767 --> 01:25:53,355 - Which one's Chen? 1731 01:25:54,528 --> 01:25:57,048 - The one with the girlfriend. 1732 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,776 - [Dexter Voiceover] An offhand comment 1733 01:26:00,776 --> 01:26:01,984 made on impulse. 1734 01:26:01,984 --> 01:26:04,159 No ulterior motive. 1735 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,437 Something just off the top of the head. 1736 01:26:06,437 --> 01:26:09,578 Something you're not even sure you meant. 1737 01:26:09,578 --> 01:26:12,512 The minute flutter of a butterfly's wings in Belgium 1738 01:26:12,512 --> 01:26:15,791 that ends up as a snowstorm in Beijing. 1739 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,182 - It was horrible. 1740 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:29,874 There was this awful thud, this sickening thud 1741 01:26:29,874 --> 01:26:32,566 and I pulled over and I ran out of the car. 1742 01:26:32,566 --> 01:26:37,571 [tires screeching] [thudding] 1743 01:26:43,232 --> 01:26:44,199 Oh, god oh! 1744 01:26:47,961 --> 01:26:51,792 It's this, this little bundle of blood and fur 1745 01:26:54,554 --> 01:26:56,280 flopping and kicking. 1746 01:26:57,729 --> 01:26:59,490 Oh god, I'm so sorry. 1747 01:27:04,322 --> 01:27:05,427 I'm so sorry. 1748 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,153 I'm so sorry. 1749 01:27:10,639 --> 01:27:11,743 I'm so sorry. 1750 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,230 He didn't do anything- 1751 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,301 - It's not your fault. 1752 01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:18,163 - Don't. 1753 01:27:26,448 --> 01:27:30,693 I don't remember if he said anything else. 1754 01:27:30,693 --> 01:27:32,523 But what I do remember 1755 01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:37,148 is this ominous feeling 1756 01:27:37,148 --> 01:27:39,737 there was something between us. 1757 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:45,052 A sense of things slipping out of alignment. 1758 01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:47,296 [ignition cranking] 1759 01:27:47,296 --> 01:27:48,297 God, dammit! 1760 01:27:50,057 --> 01:27:51,058 God, dammit! 1761 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,275 I'm walking. 1762 01:28:02,691 --> 01:28:05,590 [door slamming] 1763 01:28:05,590 --> 01:28:08,179 [car honking] 1764 01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:17,568 [knocking] 1765 01:28:28,993 --> 01:28:31,651 [door slamming] 1766 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:37,346 [somber piano music] 1767 01:28:45,837 --> 01:28:47,770 What is wrong with you? 1768 01:28:48,633 --> 01:28:51,256 Why are you acting so weird? 1769 01:28:51,256 --> 01:28:52,568 - I'm not weird. 1770 01:28:53,673 --> 01:28:55,433 - No, I don't wanna go. 1771 01:28:55,433 --> 01:28:57,366 I don't wanna go to the memorial anymore. 1772 01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:58,609 - I will walk with you. 1773 01:28:58,609 --> 01:29:00,369 - No, I don't want to! I wanna go home. 1774 01:29:01,266 --> 01:29:02,095 Okay? 1775 01:29:09,274 --> 01:29:12,347 I know what you're thinking. 1776 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,487 In another possible world, 1777 01:29:16,696 --> 01:29:21,528 Suzanne brings Dex instead of Chen to the Lennon Memorial. 1778 01:29:23,910 --> 01:29:25,705 - [Reporter] Situated there among our reporters, 1779 01:29:25,705 --> 01:29:27,707 here's Mark Rogers. 1780 01:29:27,707 --> 01:29:29,156 - [Mark] We are here in Central Park 1781 01:29:29,156 --> 01:29:30,917 not too far from the band shell, 1782 01:29:30,917 --> 01:29:32,263 which is decorated for Christmas 1783 01:29:32,263 --> 01:29:33,920 with a wreath in the middle. 1784 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:36,716 Underneath that there, with two bouquets 1785 01:29:36,716 --> 01:29:37,958 of flowers on each side 1786 01:29:37,958 --> 01:29:39,615 is a picture of John Lennon 1787 01:29:39,615 --> 01:29:41,617 wearing the New York City t-shirt. 1788 01:29:41,617 --> 01:29:44,517 And New York City has turned out for him today. 1789 01:29:44,517 --> 01:29:46,967 There are hundreds of thousands of people gathered here 1790 01:29:46,967 --> 01:29:49,453 [car honking] 1791 01:29:56,011 --> 01:29:59,014 - You jerk, leave me the fuck alone! 1792 01:30:01,982 --> 01:30:04,329 What the hell are you doing? 1793 01:30:05,227 --> 01:30:07,298 - I am ready for him now. 1794 01:30:08,644 --> 01:30:09,956 I will protect myself. 1795 01:30:09,956 --> 01:30:12,372 - Get out of the car. 1796 01:30:12,372 --> 01:30:14,892 I am not driving another inch 1797 01:30:14,892 --> 01:30:16,721 with a gun in the car. 1798 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:19,966 Give me that thing. 1799 01:30:21,070 --> 01:30:23,176 You are out of your mind! 1800 01:30:33,497 --> 01:30:36,845 You unload it and then I'll drive, okay? 1801 01:30:57,417 --> 01:30:58,522 Here, give me. 1802 01:31:02,871 --> 01:31:04,320 Look, Chen, I am, 1803 01:31:05,218 --> 01:31:07,047 I'm over my head here. 1804 01:31:08,497 --> 01:31:10,499 I can't do this anymore. 1805 01:31:18,231 --> 01:31:22,131 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1806 01:31:24,133 --> 01:31:25,790 It's not your fault. 1807 01:31:30,070 --> 01:31:31,969 Let's just call it quits 1808 01:31:31,969 --> 01:31:34,316 and walk away friends, okay? 1809 01:31:35,179 --> 01:31:37,664 - This is because of Mitchell? 1810 01:31:40,011 --> 01:31:40,840 I know it. 1811 01:31:46,431 --> 01:31:47,398 Tzu told me. 1812 01:31:49,952 --> 01:31:51,367 - It was a nightmare. 1813 01:31:51,367 --> 01:31:53,956 I thought I was gonna pass out. 1814 01:31:53,956 --> 01:31:54,923 I hate guns! 1815 01:32:02,206 --> 01:32:05,865 [siren blaring in distance] 1816 01:32:23,745 --> 01:32:25,367 [light guitar music] 1817 01:32:25,367 --> 01:32:30,372 ♪ Angels we have heard on high 1818 01:32:35,273 --> 01:32:40,278 ♪ Sweetly singing on the plains ♪ 1819 01:32:44,144 --> 01:32:47,872 ♪ And the mountains in reply 1820 01:32:51,945 --> 01:32:54,465 [tapping] 1821 01:32:54,465 --> 01:32:58,365 ♪ Echoing their joyous strains 1822 01:33:05,062 --> 01:33:06,891 ♪ Glo 1823 01:33:15,348 --> 01:33:17,246 ♪ ria 1824 01:33:17,246 --> 01:33:22,251 ♪ In excelsis deo 1825 01:33:23,528 --> 01:33:25,358 ♪ Glo 1826 01:33:33,953 --> 01:33:35,713 ♪ Ria 1827 01:33:35,713 --> 01:33:38,578 ♪ In excelsis deo 1828 01:33:43,031 --> 01:33:45,792 [train chugging] 1829 01:33:59,392 --> 01:34:00,635 - I'll call you. 1830 01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:05,329 - I don't really think that's such a good idea. 1831 01:34:05,329 --> 01:34:08,884 I mean, this is like fun and everything, but, 1832 01:34:08,884 --> 01:34:11,266 I'm kind of seeing somebody 1833 01:34:11,266 --> 01:34:14,752 and he'll be like, back tomorrow. 1834 01:34:14,752 --> 01:34:15,615 So... 1835 01:34:27,592 --> 01:34:30,078 - [Tzu] [speaks in foreign language] Chen! 1836 01:34:30,078 --> 01:34:32,356 [knocking] 1837 01:34:34,082 --> 01:34:37,810 [speaks in foreign language] 1838 01:34:41,917 --> 01:34:45,921 [speaks in foreign language] 1839 01:34:45,921 --> 01:34:49,960 [speaks in foreign language] 1840 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:51,616 [speaks in foreign language] 1841 01:34:51,616 --> 01:34:56,138 [Wa speaks in foreign language] 1842 01:34:56,138 --> 01:34:57,070 [speaks in foreign language] 1843 01:34:57,070 --> 01:35:00,902 [Wa speaks in foreign language] 1844 01:35:04,975 --> 01:35:05,803 - Shh! 1845 01:35:10,739 --> 01:35:14,501 [speaks in foreign language] 1846 01:35:56,233 --> 01:35:59,961 [speaks in foreign language] 1847 01:36:23,329 --> 01:36:27,091 [speaks in foreign language] 1848 01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:33,615 [speaks in foreign language] 1849 01:36:38,102 --> 01:36:41,830 [speaks in foreign language] 1850 01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:04,611 - [Chen] I want to talk to you. 1851 01:37:07,614 --> 01:37:09,271 I'm sorry, Mitchell. 1852 01:37:11,446 --> 01:37:13,103 Please forgive me. 1853 01:37:13,103 --> 01:37:16,209 I never knew she was your girlfriend. 1854 01:37:20,351 --> 01:37:21,456 - She wasn't. 1855 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:23,665 She's not. 1856 01:37:27,358 --> 01:37:28,877 I don't have anything to say to you. 1857 01:37:28,877 --> 01:37:30,499 - Please, Mitchell. 1858 01:37:33,917 --> 01:37:34,779 My friend. 1859 01:37:39,232 --> 01:37:40,751 Please forgive me. 1860 01:37:41,648 --> 01:37:43,133 You are my friend. 1861 01:37:44,686 --> 01:37:45,894 We are friends. 1862 01:37:47,931 --> 01:37:50,450 You helped me in the hospital, 1863 01:37:51,796 --> 01:37:53,626 in the emergency room. 1864 01:37:55,214 --> 01:37:56,491 You teach me to drive, 1865 01:37:56,491 --> 01:37:59,390 you have always been so kind to me. 1866 01:38:01,185 --> 01:38:04,188 So why would you not tell me this 1867 01:38:04,188 --> 01:38:06,742 if she was your lover? 1868 01:38:06,742 --> 01:38:10,539 - Oh, Chen, you know I don't know how it is in China, 1869 01:38:10,539 --> 01:38:11,886 but in America, people have sex 1870 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:14,095 for lots of different reasons. 1871 01:38:14,095 --> 01:38:15,510 You don't have to be in love, you know, 1872 01:38:15,510 --> 01:38:16,856 sometimes it's just a warm body thing, 1873 01:38:16,856 --> 01:38:20,101 or maybe you're drunk or you're lonely. 1874 01:38:21,516 --> 01:38:23,138 Sometimes it's making love 1875 01:38:23,138 --> 01:38:25,830 and sometimes it's just fucking. 1876 01:38:27,349 --> 01:38:29,627 - What was it with Suzanne? 1877 01:38:29,627 --> 01:38:34,115 - Chen, that's something you're gonna have to ask her. 1878 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,505 - In the bathtub. 1879 01:38:45,505 --> 01:38:47,059 Okay, on his couch. 1880 01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:53,444 Yeah, two days ago on the couch. 1881 01:38:53,444 --> 01:38:57,276 Is that the kind of thing that you wanna hear? 1882 01:39:00,106 --> 01:39:02,384 Look, Chen, I am not trying to hurt you 1883 01:39:02,384 --> 01:39:05,560 but can you please leave me alone now? 1884 01:39:32,345 --> 01:39:34,969 [Chen sobbing] 1885 01:40:13,076 --> 01:40:16,872 [speaks in foreign language] 1886 01:40:18,219 --> 01:40:22,016 [speaks in foreign language] 1887 01:40:44,210 --> 01:40:48,180 [people chattering in distance] 1888 01:40:49,181 --> 01:40:52,322 [lightly tense music] 1889 01:40:56,947 --> 01:40:58,776 - You cannot pass! 1890 01:40:58,776 --> 01:41:01,089 You cannot pass, Chinese man! 1891 01:41:04,196 --> 01:41:06,784 I'm the great Montezumi Little. 1892 01:41:06,784 --> 01:41:10,098 My name is Little, but I'm big! 1893 01:41:10,098 --> 01:41:11,617 Big as a mountain! 1894 01:41:22,766 --> 01:41:24,871 I suck your mama's titty. 1895 01:41:27,771 --> 01:41:31,464 And I'll put a spell on you that'll make you puke, 1896 01:41:31,464 --> 01:41:33,363 pee and spit out blood! 1897 01:41:36,573 --> 01:41:37,401 - Okay. 1898 01:41:38,885 --> 01:41:40,715 Now get out of my way. 1899 01:41:46,859 --> 01:41:50,000 If you do not move, I will tell your father. 1900 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:53,141 - He ain't my father and he ain't speaking to you. 1901 01:41:53,141 --> 01:41:55,419 - If you do not move, 1902 01:41:55,419 --> 01:41:56,731 I will kill you. 1903 01:42:06,982 --> 01:42:08,777 - That ain't yours, that's my dad's. 1904 01:42:08,777 --> 01:42:10,020 Now give it. 1905 01:42:10,020 --> 01:42:11,504 - You just said he was not your father. 1906 01:42:11,504 --> 01:42:13,161 - I said he ain't my father. 1907 01:42:13,161 --> 01:42:15,612 I didn't say he ain't my dad. 1908 01:42:16,475 --> 01:42:17,303 Gimme! 1909 01:42:22,619 --> 01:42:24,379 - Can I talk to Chen? 1910 01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:44,054 [keys clinking] 1911 01:42:44,054 --> 01:42:46,436 - Give me the gun and you can go. 1912 01:42:46,436 --> 01:42:48,127 Or if you don't, 1913 01:42:48,127 --> 01:42:50,785 I'll put a hurting spell on you. 1914 01:42:57,378 --> 01:42:58,172 - Here. 1915 01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:05,800 Shoot me. 1916 01:43:08,906 --> 01:43:10,218 Monty, shoot me. 1917 01:43:12,945 --> 01:43:13,773 Shoot me! 1918 01:43:15,154 --> 01:43:15,982 Shoot me! 1919 01:43:16,845 --> 01:43:18,226 Shoot me, god man! 1920 01:43:18,226 --> 01:43:19,089 Shoot me! 1921 01:43:20,401 --> 01:43:22,161 Shoot me! - Get away! 1922 01:43:22,161 --> 01:43:23,162 Get away. 1923 01:43:23,162 --> 01:43:24,336 Get away! 1924 01:43:24,336 --> 01:43:25,199 Get away! 1925 01:43:25,199 --> 01:43:26,890 [screaming] 1926 01:43:26,890 --> 01:43:29,306 [gun firing] 1927 01:43:31,584 --> 01:43:34,242 [siren blaring] 1928 01:43:46,185 --> 01:43:51,190 [radio chatter] [somber piano music] 1929 01:45:06,852 --> 01:45:09,441 [phone ringing] 1930 01:45:09,441 --> 01:45:11,132 - It was Czapinczyk. 1931 01:45:12,547 --> 01:45:16,689 - It was Mick Czapinczyk who suggested he buy the gun. 1932 01:45:17,587 --> 01:45:19,105 - Not me. 1933 01:45:19,105 --> 01:45:20,279 It's not true. 1934 01:45:21,453 --> 01:45:24,490 - Of course I didn't sell him the gun. 1935 01:45:24,490 --> 01:45:25,802 - That doctor in the emergency room 1936 01:45:25,802 --> 01:45:28,114 said they should hand out guns at registration 1937 01:45:28,114 --> 01:45:29,806 if they're gonna let poor foreign students 1938 01:45:29,806 --> 01:45:32,256 who don't know any better live in such a war zone. 1939 01:45:32,256 --> 01:45:34,638 - He said if I didn't move, he would kill me. 1940 01:45:41,507 --> 01:45:42,508 - That's all I know. 1941 01:46:18,164 --> 01:46:20,477 - You know, my brother Montezuma, 1942 01:46:20,477 --> 01:46:22,790 he's on trial for murder with a deadly weapon. 1943 01:46:25,448 --> 01:46:28,278 Hey Dexter, you want some coffee? 1944 01:46:30,522 --> 01:46:31,385 - Thanks, Cortez. 1945 01:46:43,983 --> 01:46:46,917 [speaks in foreign language] 1946 01:46:46,917 --> 01:46:48,229 - [Dexter] What? 1947 01:46:48,229 --> 01:46:50,956 [speaks in foreign language] 1948 01:46:50,956 --> 01:46:52,923 - Don't give me that shit, Wa! 1949 01:46:52,923 --> 01:46:54,787 [speaks in foreign language] - I didn't get the gun, huh? 1950 01:46:54,787 --> 01:46:55,685 [speaks in foreign language] 1951 01:46:55,685 --> 01:46:56,996 - I didn't get the gun! 1952 01:46:56,996 --> 01:46:57,825 [shouts in foreign language] - You hear me? 1953 01:46:57,825 --> 01:46:58,757 I didn't get the gun! 1954 01:46:58,757 --> 01:46:59,551 [Wa shouts in foreign language] 1955 01:46:59,551 --> 01:47:00,690 - Bunch of bullshit! 1956 01:47:00,690 --> 01:47:02,036 [shouts in foreign language] 1957 01:47:02,036 --> 01:47:03,417 - How'd the vote go, Wa? 1958 01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:07,041 How'd the vote go?! 1959 01:47:07,041 --> 01:47:10,976 [shouting in foreign language] 1960 01:47:14,635 --> 01:47:18,121 [train chugging] 1961 01:47:18,121 --> 01:47:20,157 - We have thus procedures for airline shipments. 1962 01:47:20,157 --> 01:47:25,162 A plywood crate with foam padding around a sealed coffin. 1963 01:47:26,336 --> 01:47:27,751 The lid has to be securely sealed 1964 01:47:27,751 --> 01:47:29,512 because of pressure changes in the cargo hold. 1965 01:47:29,512 --> 01:47:31,168 - The bullet entered between the sixth 1966 01:47:31,168 --> 01:47:33,550 and seventh ribs, it ruptured the lung, 1967 01:47:33,550 --> 01:47:35,897 it punctured the aorta and then it glanced off 1968 01:47:35,897 --> 01:47:38,210 the right scapula on the way out. 1969 01:47:38,210 --> 01:47:39,694 - When you're dealing with international students, 1970 01:47:39,694 --> 01:47:42,386 you come to expect just about anything. 1971 01:47:42,386 --> 01:47:43,974 Nobody could have expected this. 1972 01:47:53,190 --> 01:47:55,503 - I've made the wrong movie. 1973 01:47:58,575 --> 01:48:00,439 I mean the shots are all wrong. 1974 01:48:04,132 --> 01:48:05,582 - What did you expect, Billy? 1975 01:48:07,619 --> 01:48:10,414 Even if we documented every single fact, 1976 01:48:10,414 --> 01:48:12,589 interviewed everybody involved, 1977 01:48:13,659 --> 01:48:15,281 we'd still be filming around it. 1978 01:48:22,116 --> 01:48:26,189 - Maybe I could do something like a director's preface. 1979 01:48:28,018 --> 01:48:29,399 I could say something like, 1980 01:48:30,642 --> 01:48:33,714 Chen's American life is a story of love, 1981 01:48:34,991 --> 01:48:37,511 death, and corrupted innocence, 1982 01:48:37,511 --> 01:48:39,616 and I could explain how there's not gonna be 1983 01:48:39,616 --> 01:48:41,031 a traditional narrative. 1984 01:48:41,031 --> 01:48:42,067 - No. 1985 01:48:42,067 --> 01:48:43,240 Billy, no. 1986 01:48:45,588 --> 01:48:47,866 Admitting that there's no story 1987 01:48:47,866 --> 01:48:49,384 does not make it a story. 1988 01:48:57,738 --> 01:48:59,809 - So what will I do now? 1989 01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,469 - Go back to the original concept. 1990 01:49:08,749 --> 01:49:12,200 - Just have the Chinese comment on American TV? 1991 01:49:28,044 --> 01:49:29,770 - It's my fault. 1992 01:49:29,770 --> 01:49:31,737 I feel like I'm responsible. 1993 01:49:32,842 --> 01:49:33,739 Like I killed him. 1994 01:49:35,983 --> 01:49:36,777 - No. 1995 01:49:38,572 --> 01:49:40,021 I did. 1996 01:49:40,021 --> 01:49:40,850 - Dex. 1997 01:49:42,714 --> 01:49:44,888 You're kind, you're just trying to cheer me up. 1998 01:50:00,076 --> 01:50:04,080 - You sure you don't want a ride to the airport? 1999 01:50:05,253 --> 01:50:06,323 - I hate farewells. 2000 01:50:06,323 --> 01:50:07,773 You should go now. 2001 01:50:12,744 --> 01:50:14,608 - You can sit in the back. 2002 01:50:14,608 --> 01:50:16,437 You don't have to talk to me. 2003 01:50:16,437 --> 01:50:17,507 I'll even charge you. 2004 01:50:21,476 --> 01:50:23,893 - No thanks, Dex, I need that subway right now. 2005 01:50:27,137 --> 01:50:27,966 Go on. 2006 01:50:29,036 --> 01:50:30,865 You're to leave first. 2007 01:50:58,134 --> 01:51:00,619 [light piano music] 2008 01:51:00,619 --> 01:51:01,827 - [Dexter Voiceover] Chen would have appreciated 2009 01:51:01,827 --> 01:51:04,209 the irony of his death being ruled accidental. 2010 01:51:05,348 --> 01:51:07,212 He believed that there are no accidents, 2011 01:51:07,212 --> 01:51:08,558 no fortuitous events, 2012 01:51:08,558 --> 01:51:10,422 that God, whatever that means, 2013 01:51:10,422 --> 01:51:12,217 does not play at dice. 2014 01:51:12,217 --> 01:51:14,529 Everything is connected, he'd said. 2015 01:51:14,529 --> 01:51:17,671 Each event is a matrix of force and energy 2016 01:51:17,671 --> 01:51:19,603 and the architecture of sequential moments 2017 01:51:19,603 --> 01:51:21,122 in space time is immutable. 2018 01:51:22,296 --> 01:51:25,989 The sparrow falls, the plane is missed, 2019 01:51:25,989 --> 01:51:28,440 the car runs out of gas on the railroad tracks. 2020 01:51:29,613 --> 01:51:31,857 I keep thinking, if Czapinczyk had caught 2021 01:51:31,857 --> 01:51:33,307 two more red lights, 2022 01:51:33,307 --> 01:51:35,689 he'd have missed Chen entirely. 2023 01:51:35,689 --> 01:51:38,174 If Suzanne had hung up a few minutes earlier 2024 01:51:38,174 --> 01:51:40,521 Chen would have been off the phone and out the door 2025 01:51:40,521 --> 01:51:42,903 before Czapinczyk got there. 2026 01:51:42,903 --> 01:51:46,147 If Monty's dad had called him to supper sooner. 2027 01:51:47,459 --> 01:51:49,288 The permutations are endless. 2028 01:51:50,738 --> 01:51:53,637 In another possible world, Chen never comes to America. 2029 01:51:53,637 --> 01:51:56,882 He flunks English and becomes a Chinese acrobat. 2030 01:51:56,882 --> 01:51:58,712 In another possible world, he lives 2031 01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:00,334 in a dorm room on campus. 2032 01:52:00,334 --> 01:52:01,991 He never meets Suzanne, 2033 01:52:01,991 --> 01:52:04,856 and she and I live happily ever after. 2034 01:52:04,856 --> 01:52:08,963 There is even in this infinite realm of possible worlds 2035 01:52:08,963 --> 01:52:11,241 where no Chinese exist at all. 2036 01:52:11,241 --> 01:52:14,520 No Chen, no Wa, No Tzu, 2037 01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:17,558 no Mao Tze Tung, no Confucius, 2038 01:52:17,558 --> 01:52:19,733 no Kublai Khan, no Charlie Chan. 2039 01:52:21,976 --> 01:52:25,324 But these fantasies contrived so we can understand 2040 01:52:25,324 --> 01:52:27,154 the most human of all ideas. 2041 01:52:28,603 --> 01:52:30,605 The yearning for things to be other than they are. 2042 01:52:32,366 --> 01:52:33,816 In the end they mean nothing. 2043 01:52:35,127 --> 01:52:37,164 We're able to acknowledge these infinities 2044 01:52:37,164 --> 01:52:38,579 to consider them, 2045 01:52:38,579 --> 01:52:41,271 but in the last analysis, we're doomed. 2046 01:52:41,271 --> 01:52:43,135 I understand now. 2047 01:52:43,135 --> 01:52:47,553 To live and act and interpret here, in this. 2048 01:52:48,554 --> 01:52:51,005 The best of all possible worlds. 2049 01:53:00,532 --> 01:53:02,983 [light music] 2050 01:53:50,340 --> 01:53:53,688 [light bluegrass music] 2051 01:54:12,604 --> 01:54:15,089 ♪ Oh late one night in Spain 2052 01:54:15,089 --> 01:54:17,402 ♪ I was lying on a beach 2053 01:54:17,402 --> 01:54:19,300 ♪ Buzzing five or six rings deep ♪ 2054 01:54:19,300 --> 01:54:22,062 ♪ Captivate by the starlight 2055 01:54:22,062 --> 01:54:26,376 ♪ When something approaching from the water got me scared ♪ 2056 01:54:26,376 --> 01:54:28,413 ♪ But it was just a gorgeous girl ♪ 2057 01:54:28,413 --> 01:54:31,002 ♪ She introduced herself as Claire ♪ 2058 01:54:31,002 --> 01:54:35,144 ♪ We spent the next few days lying in that spot ♪ 2059 01:54:35,144 --> 01:54:37,560 ♪ And that Spanish summer's hot ♪ 2060 01:54:37,560 --> 01:54:40,632 ♪ But I tell you she was hotter and ♪ 2061 01:54:40,632 --> 01:54:44,256 ♪ She wrote my name out with her finger in the sand ♪ 2062 01:54:44,256 --> 01:54:46,707 ♪ But she was quick to reprimand me ♪ 2063 01:54:46,707 --> 01:54:51,712 ♪ When I wiped it with my hand 2064 01:54:52,471 --> 01:54:57,304 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2065 01:54:58,443 --> 01:54:59,720 ♪ You came from somewhere special ♪ 2066 01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,204 ♪ And I'd love to find out where ♪ 2067 01:55:01,204 --> 01:55:06,002 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2068 01:55:06,002 --> 01:55:07,901 ♪ You came from somewhere special ♪ 2069 01:55:07,901 --> 01:55:12,906 ♪ And I'd love to join you there ♪ 2070 01:55:14,597 --> 01:55:18,394 ♪ There 14 cages are kept inside her mind ♪ 2071 01:55:18,394 --> 01:55:20,672 ♪ And in each one you will find ♪ 2072 01:55:20,672 --> 01:55:23,364 ♪ A different type of creature 2073 01:55:23,364 --> 01:55:27,265 ♪ When she opens up a cage to set one free ♪ 2074 01:55:27,265 --> 01:55:32,270 ♪ Her personality becomes reflective of the creature ♪ 2075 01:55:33,719 --> 01:55:36,377 ♪ And next to the bear above the lemur lies a lynx ♪ 2076 01:55:36,377 --> 01:55:38,724 ♪ And it looks just like a sphinx ♪ 2077 01:55:38,724 --> 01:55:41,624 ♪ From my childhood schoolbooks ♪ 2078 01:55:41,624 --> 01:55:45,352 ♪ And she doesn't leash him and she keeps him really fit ♪ 2079 01:55:45,352 --> 01:55:47,561 ♪ But she lets him out in bed 2080 01:55:47,561 --> 01:55:52,566 ♪ And needless to say he's my favorite ♪ 2081 01:55:54,706 --> 01:55:59,435 ♪ And oh Claire, oh Claire 2082 01:55:59,435 --> 01:56:01,437 ♪ You're living in your own world ♪ 2083 01:56:01,437 --> 01:56:03,301 ♪ And I'd love to find out where ♪ 2084 01:56:03,301 --> 01:56:07,995 ♪ Oh Claire, Oh Claire 2085 01:56:07,995 --> 01:56:09,997 ♪ You're living in your own world ♪ 2086 01:56:09,997 --> 01:56:15,002 ♪ And I'd love to join you there ♪ 2087 01:56:18,040 --> 01:56:21,491 ♪ Everything she touched turned to a masterpiece of art ♪ 2088 01:56:21,491 --> 01:56:24,149 ♪ She was ever listless smart 2089 01:56:24,149 --> 01:56:26,807 ♪ She could be intimidating 2090 01:56:26,807 --> 01:56:30,811 ♪ I took the real world off to spend more time with her ♪ 2091 01:56:30,811 --> 01:56:32,847 ♪ But when it came time to return ♪ 2092 01:56:32,847 --> 01:56:35,712 ♪ I asked her to come with me 2093 01:56:35,712 --> 01:56:39,716 ♪ She smiled brightly and said you know I'd love to ♪ 2094 01:56:39,716 --> 01:56:42,271 ♪ And I came here just for you 2095 01:56:42,271 --> 01:56:45,136 ♪ And I too must be returning 2096 01:56:45,136 --> 01:56:48,863 ♪ The next morning I woke up and turned to my sweet Claire ♪ 2097 01:56:48,863 --> 01:56:51,107 ♪ But she vanished into air 2098 01:56:51,107 --> 01:56:56,112 ♪ And I'd kill to find out where ♪ 2099 01:56:56,768 --> 01:57:00,289 ♪ Oh where 2100 01:57:00,289 --> 01:57:04,776 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2101 01:57:04,776 --> 01:57:06,743 ♪ You came from somewhere special ♪ 2102 01:57:06,743 --> 01:57:08,883 ♪ And I'd love to find out where ♪ 2103 01:57:08,883 --> 01:57:13,819 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2104 01:57:13,819 --> 01:57:15,787 ♪ You came from somewhere special ♪ 2105 01:57:15,787 --> 01:57:18,169 ♪ And I'd love to join you there ♪ 2106 01:57:18,169 --> 01:57:22,897 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2107 01:57:22,897 --> 01:57:24,830 ♪ You're living in your own world ♪ 2108 01:57:24,830 --> 01:57:27,005 ♪ And I'd love to find out where ♪ 2109 01:57:27,005 --> 01:57:31,803 ♪ Oh Claire, oh Claire 2110 01:57:31,803 --> 01:57:33,839 ♪ You're living in your own world ♪ 2111 01:57:33,839 --> 01:57:38,016 ♪ And I'd love to join you there ♪ 136923