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♪♪
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I want you to get me very
freaking turd you can get me.
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I mean, if you want exotic
turds, I'm the guy.
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I got this Career Day
coming up at school.
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You know, Katie's
gonna be there.
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Now, this isn't a Popsicle.
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That's a poop-sicle --
otherwise known as
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a high-fiber Fudgsicle.
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Tastes like crap.
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Gross.
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[ Both coughing ]
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Close that up.
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So, what we have here is,
we've got stool samples.
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[ Laughing ]
"Stool samples."
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[ Moose grunts ]
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Maybe we could, like,
plan something big.
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Like, get together.A big show.
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Yeah, absolutely.Get a bunch of comics.
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Yes.
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Deb:
So, what are you growing?
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Cannabis.
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I mean, seriously,
what a revelation.
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I do have a religious turd.
It's called the Holy Crap.
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Deb: Can't you see she's, like,
a churchgoer?
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I'm trying to be gentle.
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Un[bleep]real.
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A week or so ago,
I was painting a sign out here,
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and the freaking paint
tipped over,
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and I got all my turds white.
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Maybe I could call them
a ghost fart.
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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'Cause it's white
and it's a turd.
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♪♪
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[ Moose bellows ]
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[ Birds screeching ]
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♪♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Chickens clucking ]
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So, I'm gonna put
some crushed turd in
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just to
kind of hold it.
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Yeah. That makes sense.You know?
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And then maybe nest the turd
with the seed in it in that.
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I worked at a seaweed-fertilizer
plant 45 years.
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Experience in laboratory,
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whether it's chemistry,
biology, the whole gamut.
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And that'll help keep it moist
too, you know, when we water it.
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One thing I did learn at the
seaweed-fertilizer plant
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is that
[bleep] makes things grow.
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So, what are
you growing?
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You gonna grow
some hollyhocks
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or sunflower seeds
or beans?
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I think we should focus
on cannabis seeds.
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Oh, it'd be great.
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It'd be wonderful
if Mary had an idea
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that actually stuck, you know?
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I mean, it'd be nice if she had
an idea
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that didn't involve poop,
you know?
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I mean, come on!
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Cannabis.
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I mean, seriously,
what a revelation.
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There's cannabis shops
everywhere.
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Fertilization kit.
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There's cannabis shows
at the civic centers.
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Do you think they'd grow?
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You know, last year,
we made about $10,000,
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and our biggest seller
was the poo-poo clocks,
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but I want to do something more.
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We're gonna have to
find something more
to make more money.
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We're gonna have to come up
with more interesting products
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that people are gonna want.
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We're gonna have to get
people excited
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about it and sell it.
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I mean, oh, my God.
We'll go.
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We'll hit every pot shop
this side of the Mississippi.
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Oh!
This is gonna be huge.
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♪♪
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When I was a little girl,
my dad inspired me
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wicked good
with his sense of humor.
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He would always be the one that
would get up and tell the jokes,
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and in front of everybody,
and he just loved it.
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You know, he was a member
of the Elks,
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and he used to get up
and tell jokes at the Elks club.
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I would say that my dad's
the funniest man
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I think I've ever known.
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I once got out of a $50
parking ticket with a $5 turd.
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I give the cops [ding]
They let me go.
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They like the blue balls,
those cops do,
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so it's like
an insurance policy.
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You carry one of them turds,
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you're gonna get out
of a ticket.
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Poop jokes the way that
Mary does them is perfect.
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It's so hilarious.
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To the point where your side
hurts so bad
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that you think you need
to go to the doctor.
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It really breaks the tension
in the middle of something.
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And then, to go
with the school theme,
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we got number-two pencils.
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I think I get more out of making
people laugh than
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I do selling the shit.
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Jaime:
Welcome to POPonOVERS.
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You know, it's --
You pop on over for a popover.
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You sure do. Yeah.That's what I heard.
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Yeah.
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I understand that you are now
the new manager...
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Yes, for the theater....for the theater?
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Yes. The theater
is struggling a little bit,
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and we would love
to boost income
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and that type of stuff
so we don't close down.
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And it's sad to see that because
it is such a historical site,
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almost, you know.
Yeah.
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The town cut the theater's
budget by $45,000.
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The reason it's so important
right now to save this theater
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is because it is so historic.
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It's got a lot of personality.
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It just brings people together.
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People talk.
You meet your friends.
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You socialize, and I think
we need to get back to that.
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We're all about community
up here in Maine,
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and I think
it's really important
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that that
Pittsfield theater is saved.
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So, I'm doing different types
of shows.
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Like, I have "Rocky Horror
Picture Show" coming.
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I have
a burlesque show coming.
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I would love to have
a comedy show.
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Maybe we could, like,
plan something big.
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Like, get together.A big show.
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Yeah, absolutely.Get a bunch of comics.
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Yes.
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Maybe a little variety thing
going on.
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Maybe who's got
the cutest dog
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or something and something.Right.
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I could pick up
the pooper scooper.
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We could do the pooper scooper.
You know, just different things.
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Yes.
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Jaime:
Bringing her show to the theater
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is the type of stuff
that I want here.
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It think it will be successful
and fun and lively,
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bringing money and revenue
and excitement back into town.
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Doing that is going to be
the key
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to the success of this place.
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I think the next step should be
to talk to the town manager
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and see how we can
all collaborate
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and make this happen.
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I can't wait.
You know what we could do?
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Every night at our house
around 4:00,
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we have a cock-a-tail hour.
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You should come down,
and we should --
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We can get creative.
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I think it's a great time
to come up with great ideas.
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♪♪
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[ Moose bellows ]
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♪♪
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Oh, yeah. Did I tell you?
I got a nice buck.
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Deer meat
for supper tonight!
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I've been wanting a piece
of meat for a long time,
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a piece of old deer meat,
you know, 'cause you have that
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with onions,
you know, and garlic,
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so I'm looking forward
to that.
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I've never cooked this part
of the deer before,
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but here you go.
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That's his penis,
his scrotum,
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and his [buzzer]
all in one.
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Look at it.
They're hairy.
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Are you serious?
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That probably
[bleep] stinks.
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It's a [bleep]Yeah, it's a [bleep]
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I know you ain't had one
in a while,
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so you don't have
to get excited.
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Gross!
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Oh!
Aah!
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[ Laughs ]Did you see that?
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There's Chewbacca coming out
of the end of it.
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I don't know if deer
do any manscaping or not,
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but it was pretty neat
and trim down in that area.
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Eww. What's that?
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Here. Gross.
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Gross!
You're getting [bleep] in here.
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Look.
You got hair on you.
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That's gross.
It's nasty!
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I didn't know that deer
had pubic hair
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because I've never really
given it any thought,
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but then he slapped down
that penis in front of me,
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and it was all hairy.
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You guys are gross!Look at it!
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Look!
Oh, yeah!
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Oh, my God![ Laughs ]
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This is phenomenal!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Something wrong
with you.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you gonna do
with it?
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Mary!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Moose bellows ]
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♪♪
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[ Crowing ]
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My least-favorite Tirdy Works,
like,
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thingymabobber is
the skid-mark thingy.
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It's so stupid!
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Who would want to buy that?
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It's a piece of wood
with a poop smudge.
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♪♪
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Mary: I mean, it looks like
a redwood forest in here.
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This is where your medicine's
coming from.
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This is awesome.
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This is
where our show begins.
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Mary: Pot's legal in Maine,
and I've been a friend
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of The Green Goddess for years.
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The Green Goddess is this gal
I met down in Blue Hill.
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She has a big grow
down there,
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and she grows
some wicked good pot.
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Cannabis is actually
quite important in my life.
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I have petit mal seizures.
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I have epilepsy.
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I was taking five pills a day,
and I was still having seizures,
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so Green Goddess fixed me
up with some CBD oils,
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and I don't have
any more seizures.
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These ones are the ones
that you came to see.
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Oh, my God.
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And these are
2 weeks old, too?
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These are
also 2 weeks old.
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Look at the difference,
Katie.
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And -- Yeah.
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Side by side.
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Wow.
Nice?
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There's no comparison now.
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The moose turd was
an excellent idea, Mary.
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We got to get these
in the dispensaries.
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You're definitely
onto something, Mary.
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Un[bleep]real.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mary: My name's Mary.
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Nice.
Nice to meet you.
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This is Katie. She's my
professional test grower.Hi.
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She's got a nice
grow and stuff,
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but the reason
I'm here today
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is that we have a new product
on the market,
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and this is actually
the first place I've been to,
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but I was wicked excited --
the turd fertilization kit.
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These weed-seed starter kits,
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I really haven't gotten them out
into the field yet,
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and now The Green Goddess
has got me hooked up
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with this Highbrow company,
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and it's, like,
a higher-end dispensary.
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These are turd
fertilization kits,
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and they're with moose turds.
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I mean, look at them.
They're beautiful.
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They're all local turds that
we get right out of the woods,
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and it comes
with little seeds, too.
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Little seed packets.Oh. Okay.
253
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We've been growing some
really great strains in there.
254
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Do you know what percentage
of growth difference there was?
255
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,819
They were twice as big.
256
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,726
Now, something else
I brought in.
257
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,730
Look.
These are [ding] clips.
258
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,472
You put a joint on that, and
you pass that [ding] around,
259
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:23,082
and because, see, now,
no two turds are alike,
260
00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,434
so you've got all kinds
of different variations.
261
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,654
Oh...my goodness.See?
262
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,263
And the thing is,
they glisten.
263
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,053
She's making something
out of nothing,
264
00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,617
which is making a name for
herself, and people love it.
265
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,835
It's definitely a Maine thing.
266
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,875
I think I have about 25 of
the turd fertilization kits,
267
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,321
and I got a [buzzer] load
of the [bleep] clips.
268
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,708
Probably about 30
or 40 of them, too.
269
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:45,412
Because you're super-funny
and you are local,
270
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,980
we'll definitely
cut a deal with you,
271
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,847
and we'll try to sell
your product in our store
272
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,549
and see how it goes.Excellent. All right.
273
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,546
So, why don't we go back
and make a deal, okay?
274
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,978
All right.
Excellent.
275
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,424
I've been struggling for a bit
to come up
276
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,861
with something big
besides the clocks
277
00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,468
that's gonna help make
Tirdy Works,
278
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,299
and I'm thinking
these turd fertilization kits
279
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,687
are gonna be it.
280
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,093
Courtney.
281
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,256
Tammi:
He can't hear you.
282
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:14,001
-[ Laughs ]
-Listen to me.
283
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,494
You don't listen to me.
284
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,225
Well, what's going on?
285
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,787
Same old, same old.
286
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,714
Just wondering
about your stuff,
287
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,539
if you need any help
with anything.
288
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,317
You have
a good imagination.
289
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,852
You know the poo-poo platters
where you put in the turds
290
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,235
coming out
of the moose's ass?
291
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,758
He thought of that.
292
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,851
And them little things
are hard to hang onto
293
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,679
and see
after about a six-pack.
294
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,457
-After about a six-pack.
-[ Laughs ]
295
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,772
Mary: So, I met with
the theater manager
296
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,508
the other day in Pittsfield.Mm-hmm.
297
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,899
The theater's
gonna shut down,
298
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,032
and I think it's worth
trying to save,
299
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,084
so I'm thinking that maybe
we ought to get
300
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,390
a bunch of people together
and put on a show up there,
301
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,686
whether it's...
302
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,782
Maybe even,
like, a variety show.
303
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:56,612
Don't you think you got
enough on your plate?
304
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,482
Mary's heart's definitely
why we love her,
305
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,704
but it's also the reason why,
306
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,843
you know,
we got to keep her focused.
307
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,706
Well, it's not gonna be --
Deb can help.
308
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,928
I mean, I'm sure there's...I don't have any time to help.
309
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,018
I'm working on stuff --Well, the...
310
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,797
I mean, it's just
a matter of contacting...
311
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,761
-We should send out flyers.
-Flyers, yes.
312
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,851
What you said.
313
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,030
How are you going to handle
a whole show?
314
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,066
I just don't know where we're
gonna find the time.
315
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,511
Mary definitely has a problem
with overcommitting.
316
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,949
You know, we're supposed to be
317
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,726
making some money
with this business,
318
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,430
and she's trying
to save a theater.
319
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,738
Come on back to Earth, and let's
try to make some money first.
320
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,956
I get up at 2:00
in the morning.
321
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,775
It's just a matter
of contacting some people.
322
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,313
Exactly. You get up at 2:00
in the morning.
323
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,347
I get up at 7:00 and have
no time to do anything.
324
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:45,403
But I'll have it all figured out
by the time you get out of bed.
325
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,530
Come on, guys.
326
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,191
This is a community thing.
327
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:51,005
I think it's really important
to pull us all together,
328
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:55,064
get a big gig going there,
fill every seat in that theater.
329
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,152
You know, right now,
I want to use some comedy
330
00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:00,891
and some self-expression
and maybe some music and stuff.
331
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,554
I want to save
that Pittsfield theater.
332
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,808
Rebecca: Courtney says,
"You're right.
333
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,681
We have to support
the community.
334
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,902
It's really important for us
to be a team and help."
335
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,473
I totally think so.
336
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,469
I think
I need a drink.
337
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,910
[ Laughs ]
You ain't right.
338
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,038
♪♪
339
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,390
[ Moose bellows ]
340
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,695
♪♪
341
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,749
Highest I've ever gotten?
342
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,486
[ Breathes deeply ]
343
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,446
Probably New Year's.
344
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,925
Can't really remember
anything past 9:00.
345
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,706
Have you
even tried this yet?
346
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,630
This is marvelous.
347
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,145
Yeah, Mary had me try something.
I don't know.
348
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,019
It's some concoction
from Somerville.
349
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,941
Tastes good, smooth.
350
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,417
I don't know what the name
of it is.
351
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,156
After I woke up and realized
where I'd been,
352
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,247
I think I was okay, but I'm not
gonna do that again.
353
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,638
I think that was it.
354
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,381
It's very sticky.
It was hard to roll.
355
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,172
Juicy's good.It was hard to roll.
356
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,036
Highest I've ever gotten?
357
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,778
I don't remember because
it's been a long time
358
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,820
since I've smoked pot.
359
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:06,794
Probably close to 15 years...
360
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,956
even though people
don't believe it
361
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,661
when they see I have dreadlocks.
362
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,658
I think it's pretty smooth.
363
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,139
What do you think?
364
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,400
Another hit or two,
and I'll be done.
365
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,883
I don't think weed's the answer
to help make
366
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,454
Tirdy Works
make more money.
367
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:24,331
I think it needs to everybody
focused on the moose turds,
368
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,145
not weed.
369
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,983
I don't smoke it, so I don't
care what they do with it.
370
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:32,032
♪♪
371
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,548
♪♪
372
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,253
[ Moose bellows ]
373
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:42,692
♪♪
374
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,221
I read this article one time
about this guy
375
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,865
who lived in, like,
376
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,959
the Middle East somewhere,
and he was smoking...
377
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960
I don't know what kind of turd
it was, but he was.
378
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,842
He was putting it in a pipe
and smoking it.
379
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,058
[ Bird screeching ]
380
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,356
♪♪
381
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,714
Hey, Richelle! How are you?Richelle:
Hi! Welcome back, Mary!
382
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,194
Hey.
It's good seeing you!
383
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,764
Great to see you again.Long time, no see.
384
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,070
Long time, no see.Yeah.
385
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,676
This is Deb, my other half.
This is Richelle.
386
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,326
Hi.
Great to meet you.
387
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,330
So, you guys have been busy
since we saw you last?
388
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,992
Oh, unbelievable.Awesome.
389
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:20,026
Yep, but I brought you
some more seed starter kits.
390
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,643
Oh, great.
We'll be happy to have those.Okay.
391
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,914
Since we've had Mary's turds,
the response has been great.
392
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,597
People love her [bleep] clips.
393
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,914
People find them funny.
394
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,690
They use them as a novelty gift.
395
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,094
It's been really fun.
396
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,917
We had over 9,000 turds,
397
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,525
and now we have this much
in the barn,
398
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,175
so we've been
going out every day.
399
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,829
How's everything going
with dispensaries?
400
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,144
Things are going pretty...
401
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,100
You know,
they're going pretty good.
402
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,097
We stopped at, you know,
403
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,138
two or three different
places, and...
404
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,764
Deb: Mm-hmm....and everyone's
taken them in.
405
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,495
You know,
if not the seed starter kits,
406
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,887
then the [ding] clips
at least.
407
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,280
That's fantastic.
Yep.
408
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,762
Awesome.
I -- Yeah.
409
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,982
Have you possibly thought
of reaching out
410
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,421
to any of the growers
at all to see
411
00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,638
if they might be interested
in working with you on this?
412
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,378
Yeah, well, I've been
thinking about that,
413
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,639
and I want to do that.But what about people locally?
414
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,342
Well, if the idea actually
took off, it'd be marvelous.
415
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,471
I mean, it'd bring us
a wicked good income,
416
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,433
especially if we had a corner
on the market, you know?
417
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,222
I mean, that'd be, like, superb.
418
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,566
Have you ladies ever heard
of Cliff Miller?
419
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,256
I've never heard of him.
420
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,964
He's very respected
in the community.
421
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,961
He definitely has
a great facility.
422
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,754
It's beautiful.
It's very clean.
423
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:27,008
Richelle:
We're actually very careful
when we make introductions.
424
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,543
I think we want to see
the people that are small,
425
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,318
local people take those chances
and try to make it work
426
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,814
and make it big
and be those successful people,
427
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,325
as opposed
to large corporations.
428
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,848
That's just what we support
here in the state.
429
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,681
I know that probably grows
and stuff
430
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,550
are quite sanitary places,
431
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,952
so I'll be sure to shower
that morning
432
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,765
and put perfume on
so I smell good.
433
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,992
I would waylay
the perfume.
434
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,392
Yeah?Yeah, you don't need that.
435
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,905
You might offend
the plants.
436
00:15:52,908 --> 00:16:01,128
♪♪
437
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,228
This room's beautiful.
438
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,045
Love this room because
of all the history here
439
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,323
and all the people
who have served the town.
440
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,186
I met with the theater manager,
and she told me
441
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,227
I had to meet
with the town manager,
442
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,843
so we're gonna tell her that
we'd like to have a big show
443
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,193
to try to save the theater,
444
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,892
and hopefully
she'll grant us a permit.
445
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,720
We're very, very interested
446
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,158
in saving our Pittsfield
Community Theatre,
447
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,506
so if you have an idea,
we'd love to hear it.
448
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:28,066
Well, what I was thinking is,
we should maybe start off
449
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,644
with one big show.
Big one.
450
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,861
Whether it's contests...
451
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,211
You know, I mean, I've got
the turd presentation I can do.
452
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,741
I could get up,
and I could work the turds.
453
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,476
My success rate for getting
people on board with turds,
454
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,568
I'd say, would be...
455
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,748
97% at least,
456
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,525
and I'm proud of that.
457
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,140
How were you thinking
that people might like that?
458
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,671
Turds are something
that everybody does.
459
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,185
Turds are universal,
460
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,229
and everyone's had
an experience with a turd.
461
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,324
I've been doing this
for 15 years now,
462
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:03,373
and we have --
It's basically moose turds,
463
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,200
but we are expanding
into some exotic turds now.
464
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,719
We're doing alpaca turds
and goat turds,
465
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,293
so there'd be
all kinds of people,
466
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,120
I think, be interested
in seeing that stuff.
467
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,689
I think I can usually determine
468
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,555
if someone's got
a turd blockage
469
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,907
usually by their mannerisms,
their expressions.
470
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,388
I can tell when I have
a challenge on my hands.
471
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,309
I have products like
dingleberries and fecal people
472
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,565
and stool samples, and...Oh, my goodness.
473
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,138
And people think it's kind
of funny. Fun shit, you know?
474
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,226
Well, I don't even say
that word.
475
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,485
You must get mad
and think it sometimes.
476
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,189
Really?
477
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,706
What?
Can't you see
she's, like, a churchgoer?
478
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,710
You can't...
I know.
479
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,281
I'm trying to be gentle.
480
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,928
By the way, I do have
a religious turd.
481
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,802
It's called
the Holy Crap.
482
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,284
I'm Catholic,
and I took my priest
483
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,334
the Holy Crap turd once.
484
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,069
He loved it.
485
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,980
I'm glad he was happy.
He was.
486
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,074
He was tickled to death
with his turd.
487
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,123
All right. That's good.
Yeah.
488
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,688
[ Laughs ] Poor guy.I go to confession
once in a while, too.
489
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,506
You probably have to.
490
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,124
All right.
491
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,954
This is
a professional meeting.
492
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,612
I know.Calm down just a little bit.
493
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,736
Everybody does it.Some people just don't
appreciate
494
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,868
the turds like you do.
495
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,700
That's probably true.
496
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:14,178
If Mary's gonna be up here
dealing with town government,
497
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,100
she probably needs
an adult with her.
498
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,804
This is gonna be a great
variety show, though.
499
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,275
I mean, there's gonna be
all kinds of really cool acts.
500
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,406
We can bring in kids,
animals, adults.
501
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,849
I think that would be
wonderful, don't you?
502
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,455
It would be wonderful.
503
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,937
I mean, it's gonna be
big revenue for your town,
504
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,507
for the theater,
for Tirdy Works' business.Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
505
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,415
And I think if
we all work together,
506
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,860
we're gonna be able
to pull off a huge show.
507
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,507
Well, we definitely would want
to bring revenue to the theater,
508
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,303
so we'd be interested in getting
some details in writing.
509
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,039
Kathryn:
A little bit shocking
510
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,649
in what
her main presentation will be,
511
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,521
but if we have variety, then we
have something for everyone,
512
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,443
and the only way
that the theater will survive
513
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,438
is if we do have variety,
514
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,970
and Mary seems very committed
to bringing that to Pittsfield.
515
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,835
Would you come to the show
and see my turd presentation?
516
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:04,708
I'll come to the show.
517
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,668
[ Laughs ]
518
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,797
♪♪
519
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,110
[ Moose bellows ]
520
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,243
♪♪
521
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,983
Legalizing pot, I think,
was a good call.
522
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,593
It was a good idea.
523
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,694
I don't think there's any reason
not to have it.
524
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,985
I don't know what's going
on here.
525
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,690
Someone's getting a little
carried away.
526
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,299
It's just like drinking.
527
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,559
If they enjoy that, you know,
let them go to it.
528
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,002
-I got these.
-Oh.
529
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,648
This keeps
the black flies away.
530
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,832
I didn't even
see you come in.Was that delicious?
531
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,697
Not a problem.
532
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,789
There's people that use it
for medical use,
533
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,048
and there's people
that are just stupid about it.
534
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,492
I almost got that turd
in your drink.
535
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,669
It's not like coke.
Cocaine.
536
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,796
You know, that's horrible.
537
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,448
That's bad stuff.
538
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,462
You want a hit?No, I don't want that.
539
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,160
I've always believed
that man made booze,
540
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,285
God made grass.
541
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,117
Who do you trust?
542
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:07,855
Smoking, and I'm working,
and I'm a-drinking.
543
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,378
Should be legalized.
544
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,392
It keeps me happy and sane.
[ Laughs ]
545
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:15,475
♪♪
546
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,221
♪♪
547
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,788
[ Moose bellows ]
548
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:27,835
♪♪
549
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,138
My name is Cliff Miller,
550
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:36,104
and I operate the largest
cannabis cultivation facility
551
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,324
in the state of Maine.
552
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,243
Wow!
553
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,407
Word travels fast
in this industry,
554
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,503
and I started hearing
about Mary's turds,
555
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112
and I knew we had
to get her in here.
556
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,252
Hey, Cliff.
How are you?
557
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,505
Good to see you.
You, as well.
558
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,768
You know, coming here,
I knew I was gonna be
559
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,080
coming into a grow,
but I didn't expect this.
560
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,337
It's cold out there,
but it's...
561
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,560
It is....85 and sunny in here.
562
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,128
But, anyway, I got
the weed-seed starter kits here.
563
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,296
I got
a whole box of turds.
564
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,962
Oh.
Beautiful.
565
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,306
They're okay, huh?
566
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,085
This is
some nice [bleep]
567
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,258
Yeah,
and they're all organic.
568
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,744
They have not been dipped.
569
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,703
I just drill a little,
teeny hole in the top,
570
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,662
and then I cram
the seed inside the turd.
571
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,100
Sure.
572
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,486
And it grows wicked,
wicked good.
573
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,929
Nobody's doing this
right now.
574
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,005
This is almost like set it
and forget it.
575
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,674
Put your seed in, plant it,
water it, and you're good to go.
576
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,109
My issue is, I'm trying
to get these out of Maine.
577
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,496
I want to expand.
Sure.
578
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,369
You know? And I know
there's tons...
579
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,551
There must be tons
of dispensaries
580
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:29,376
all over the U.S.
in certain states, you know?
581
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,545
I think the predrilled hole,
nice little package,
582
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,512
and just keep the seeds
out of it completely,
583
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,120
and you'll stay
perfectly compliant
584
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,380
'cause then you can start
shipping across state lines
585
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,954
because there's no laws
against shipping [ding]
586
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,651
[ Laughs ]
587
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,909
Mary: To be getting advice
from the biggest weed grower
588
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:48,262
in the whole state
of Maine is incredible.
589
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,093
I mean, the amount
of information
590
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,531
I can absorb from him
591
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,877
and use it, you know,
to grow my business,
592
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,357
that's huge.
593
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,917
I mean, what an opportunity.
594
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,144
I would love to share this
with a larger community,
595
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,713
especially here in Maine.
596
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,150
I know a couple of the top
cultivators in the state.
597
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:07,197
I even think, nationally, people
will really gravitate to this
598
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,535
in terms of cost,
the cleanliness.
599
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,634
It's organic, and it's
readily available.
600
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,424
Do you have more?Oh, I have
a [buzzer] ton more.
601
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,290
We'll get
300 to 400 pounds
602
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,771
every time we go out
in the woods.
603
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,031
You're full of [bleep]I'm not [bleep] you.
604
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,994
You know, Maine's about
to go recreational with weed,
605
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:26,483
so can you imagine
that every grower in Maine
606
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,555
is cramming seeds
into turds?
607
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:33,224
♪♪
608
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,351
Mary: Ugh.
Deb: Kind of loud
in here this evening.
609
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,534
It is loud, but it's
a different...
610
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:40,100
No kids, no dogs, no cats.
611
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,447
So, you've got us on the hook
for this show up there
612
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,968
in Pittsfield.
What's your plan?
613
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:49,112
What about a fashion show?
A fashion show with pets.
614
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,626
People could dress them up
and bring their pets in.
615
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,461
Tammi ought to get
her rat up there.
616
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:54,759
Oh, my God.
Wouldn't that be funny.
617
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,074
A little suit.
618
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,380
With a little suit
or something a little top hat.
619
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,287
She could wear
her red bathrobe.
620
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,381
But maybe we could do...
621
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,470
You know,
I can do my stand-up.
622
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,469
Are you gonna do
the same old spiel?
623
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,991
You know, I'm gonna
kind of do
624
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,564
that a little bit,
you know, for the baseline.
625
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:09,871
I've got, like,
three or four new...
626
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:10,906
Turds?
Turds.
627
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,481
You need to mix it up.It's what I do.
628
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,608
Get away from the turds
a little bit.
629
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:16,129
You need to appeal
to a broader audience.
630
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,923
If Mary appeals to a
broader audience with comedy,
631
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,490
she'll sell more turds.
632
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,097
People love them, though.
633
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,837
I know they love them,
but they also love you,
634
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,408
and you need to get away
from the turds.
635
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,705
You need to branch out.
636
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,841
I've heard Mary's spiel
10,000 times,
637
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:35,074
and she can still
make me laugh sometimes,
638
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,495
but I do find it kind of lame
sometimes, also.
639
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,513
Turds --
That's all I've done.
640
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,505
So, you could talk
about my cooking.
641
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,507
Cooking.
Yeah.
642
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:46,289
I've been doing this for 15
years, and it's been working.
643
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:47,514
People seem to like the turds.
644
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,383
That's what went viral.
645
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,084
You've got Facebook.
Use it.
646
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,431
Use it to your benefit.
647
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,391
Ask for some input,
some help.
648
00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:55,739
People follow me.
649
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:57,518
I got 80,000 followers.I understand that.
650
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,833
They keep following
the turds.
651
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,528
But I've been a follower
since the beginning,
652
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,526
and I'm telling you,
it's getting a little old.
653
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,048
Seriously?
Yeah.
654
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,791
What do I say?
655
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,712
"Deb's saying I have to get
away from the turds.
656
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,317
Does anybody have
any suggestions
657
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,057
for some jokes maybe?"
658
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:16,149
I think that sometimes I have
a fear of not being good enough,
659
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,850
you know, and I feel
real confident with the turds,
660
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:21,718
but now, you know,
Deb wants me to broaden it out,
661
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:23,161
and I'm real scared
about that.
662
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:24,767
I'm afraid
I'm not gonna be good enough.
663
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,117
I'm afraid people
aren't gonna laugh.
664
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,116
There's a lot more to you
than just the turds.
665
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,559
I know this.
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