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♪♪
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Mary: The concept for
Tirdy Works is simple --
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I find turds, I make crap,
and people buy it.
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I would like to see some of your
turds, if you don't mind.
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Now, this isn't a Popsicle.
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That's a poop-sicle --
otherwise known as
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a high-fiber
Fudgsicle.
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Tastes like crap.
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After that video of me went
viral, orders came rushing in.
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Everybody's starting
to talk about it.
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That was another alpaca clock.
I just sold all of them.
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Not too shabby for a
crackerjack team and a dream.
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[ Moose grunts ]
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The first exotic turd line
we put out, and it had gone.
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Maybe we should expand.
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Mary: The plan is
to make more products,
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and then we'll test them out
online.
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If we get a good response,
we're going to go with it.
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Katie: It is definitely not
every girl's dream
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to be known as
the moose turd lady's daughter.
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You know what?
That is it.
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You guys don't appreciate
good ideas.
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I think you've smoked
your lunch.
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♪♪
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Here I am at age 59, and I think
it's pretty accurate to say
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that turds are kind of like
an extension of myself,
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you know, because I can't stop
talking about it.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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You know, after doing something
like this for 15 years,
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it's kind of --
it's just right off the cuff,
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and it just drives me nuts
because I can't stop.
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[ Dog barks ]
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[ Bird screeches ]
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♪♪
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[ Chicken clucks ]
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Stupid flies.
God, they piss me off.
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[ Fly buzzing ]
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Oh.
Oh [bleep]
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She's got no couth when it comes
to hitting --
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[Bleep] went flying
everywhere.
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You know, I think
we'll be all right.
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Well, I'll start
working on those.
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Hey, Mom.
Hey, kid.
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How was your day?
Good.
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Yeah?
Did you learn a lot?
Yeah.
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We had to see
how water --
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like, the fastest way
to make water boil.
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What's the fastest way
to make water boil?
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Well, you had to use
one of those, like,
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flamy tank things.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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And salt and a lid.
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Guess what?
What?
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Mom heard from
the headmaster today.
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Now, what have you
been up to?
Nothing.
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Why would we have heard
from the headmaster?
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I don't know! I haven't --
I haven't done anything wrong.
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You have a thing coming up
at your school.
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I think it's called
Career Day.
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And the headmaster has called me
and asked me to speak.
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He wants me to come in
and talk about turds
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and how to start
a new business, and --
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It's a no.
Yeah.
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My relationship with Katie's
a little bit delicate,
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you know,
and I know she's very sensitive.
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She's at that age, and I'm
going to be talking about crap.
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Her mom sells crap.
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So what I'm going to do is,
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I'm going to come in
to your classroom,
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and I'm going to bring
all the turds in with me.Nope.
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I'm going to review them
with all the students.Nope.
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Mary embarrasses me
all the time.
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Like, what if this hot guy
just comes up to me
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and he's like, "Oh, you're
the poop lady's daughter."
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Please don't. This is
my first year of high school.
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I know, but I think
this is a great way for you
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to get involved
in the business.You know,
I will be picked on.
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This is our business,
and this is what -- Your business, not mine.
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I think that Katie hasn't found
her groove in Tirdy Works
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because her goal is to get
as far away from us as possible,
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you know, so working with us,
I think,
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right now
is not happening for her.
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Mary:
It's going to be fun.
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Yeah, but there's going to be
a lot of seniors in there.
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♪♪
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I don't see some turds,
Mary.
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Someone said they saw a buck
up here the other day
and a couple does.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's not moose turds,
but I'll take it.
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Yeah.
We can always use
deer turds, too.
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Crap's crap.That's right.
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I mean, we sold a ton of crap
at New Hampshire.
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I know -- huge!That show was incredible.
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And, I mean, the --
the alpaca turds,
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I mean, I can't believe
how well they sold.
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People were just --
The looks on their faces like,
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"Oh, my God! Alpacas?
Seriously?"
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And they bought them.
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I think that maybe we should,
you know,
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kind of expand,
do some more exotic stuff.
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The plan is
to make more products,
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and then we'll test them out
online,
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see what the response is.
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If we get a good response,
we're going to go with it.
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We're going to
crank them turds out.
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I got a place where I can get
a bunch of turds --
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exotic turds,
not just moose turds.
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Yeah?
What kind of critters?
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There's raccoons, porcupines,
possibly mountain lion.
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They're meat-eaters.
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Deb: It'd be wonderful
if Mary had an idea
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that actually stuck, you know?
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I mean, it'd be nice
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if she had an idea
that didn't involve poop.
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I wish we could get some wombat
turds because they're square.
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We got to go to Australia
for that one.
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Oh, I know.
That'd be a long day.
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You know what? Why don't you
give me every freaking turd
you can get me?
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Get everything.
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I mean, if you want
exotic turds, I'm the guy.
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You ain't right.
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You sure?
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I know
you ain't right.
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You're the turd getter.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Dog barks ]
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♪♪
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Courtney went up north with us
one weekend.
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And I probably shouldn't
say this
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'cause his wife doesn't know.
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He came up to the cabin,
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and we got him drunk as [bleep]
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And so, he had to
spend the night.
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♪♪
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And Courtney was --
You know, he's deaf,
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and I was afraid that he wasn't
gonna be able to hear the alarm.
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That isn't even
one of them.
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Cheating!
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And we have doors
in between our room,
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so I opened the door to
make sure he was awake.
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♪♪
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And he was standing there
in his undies.
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And I was like [gasps]
like that.
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And he's like, "What,"
like that, like...
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But I didn't see his parts.
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♪♪
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[ Dog barks ]
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♪♪
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Shortly after Mary moved in,
she --
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we got a phone call on there
that there was a fire
at her house.
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It was in the cellar,
so we got over there
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and went in to investigate,
and as we went downstairs,
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we noticed there was
open barrels of gunpowder
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[laughing] down there
where the fire had started.
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Luckily, we knocked it out
with a fire extinguisher
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on there,
so we saved the home.
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♪♪
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Nope. Nope.
That's not it.
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Do they sell, like,
food food in there?
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In here?
Yeah.
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Yeah.What kind of food
do they have?
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Good food.
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Like hot
and ready-to-eat food?
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Dude,
this is my uncle's shop.
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Us Peaslees was one of the first
founding families
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in the town of Somerville.
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I mean, you can't throw a stick
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without hitting a Peaslee
around here.
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I'm going to hop out,
and if we need to drive away
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as fast as we can,
you better be in
this driver seat
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because I'm coming
through the back window.
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I think that's him
right there.Dude, yeah. That is him.
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Getting turds,
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especially exotic turds
on top of it,
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that's -- that's hard to do.
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I mean, there's always risks
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meeting strange people
in parking lots,
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but whatever it takes
to get them turds.
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You got to do
what you got to do.
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You must be Ken.
I am.
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Nice to meet you, Dale.Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
How you doing?You got the turds, do you?
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We have some nice
exotic examples right in here.
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Now, what are we talking about
for exotic examples?
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Well, let's take a look here
and see.
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They're fresh as you're going to
be able to find anywhere.
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[ Sniffs ] Whew! Wow!
Huh?
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That's what
I'm talking about.
Boy!
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You came to
the right place.
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I can see that.
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So...
Man.
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What do you think?
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What are we looking at
for these?
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Well, I don't know.
What do you think they're worth?
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Well, I tell you,
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I'll fill this truck up
with gas
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for both boxes of turds.
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A handshake's a handshake,
right?
Damn right.
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That's all
it's going to take.
Thank you.
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You got a deal.Thank you very much, man.
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Big D always comes through.
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You call yourself Big D?
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Yes, Colby.
I call myself Big D.
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Don't...I like the name,
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just not, like,
the D part in it, but...
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♪♪
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You --
You got any ideas?
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[ Chicken clucking ]
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On the clock.[ Laughter ]
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A watch,
put it on the watch.
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So I got this career day
coming up at the school.
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So have you
got that figured out?
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No, and I was
kind of thinking
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maybe I could run it by
you guys, we could maybe...
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So, you know, Katie
is going to be there.
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Yeah. I know.
I mean...
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It is definitely not
every girl's dream
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to be known as
the moose turd lady's daughter.
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I have to use a little bit
of etiquette, okay?
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[ Laughs ]Are you listening to me?
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Are you listening?
He's not listening to me.
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He's not listening
to you.
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Tell me if you think
it's not right for the kids.
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Yeah. No.
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All right.
So this...
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No.
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Why?
What's wrong with them?
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Because they're teenagers.
No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not cool.
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Those are inedible
underbritches.
No.
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Oh, for God sakes,
you guys are strict.
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What about
a [buzzer] kebab?
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Just call it
a shish kebab.
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Only with a T.
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You can tell them that.
Only with a T.
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Can I say that?
Sure.
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You know,
as far as censorship goes,
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I understand it,
but I don't care for it too much
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because it kind of --
it inhibits me a little bit.
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I want to just let it
all hang out.
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I usually call it
a [bleep] kicker,
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but I can call that
a crap kicker.
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Are you just going to wing it?
What is this teaching them?
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That you can make cash
out of crap.
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I mean, literally,
we make cash out of crap.Cash out of crap.
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[ Scoffs ]
247
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If I do go in there
and make an ass of myself,
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I mean, that could be
kind of detrimental
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to Katie
and my's relationship,
250
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,152
so I'm going to do my best
to behave myself, you know,
251
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because I do like
to joke around.
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♪♪
253
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[ Dog barks ]
254
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Got you some turds,
some exotic turds.
255
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,245
There's bobcat turds.
256
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,157
Oh, my God.
Are you freaking kidding me?
257
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,993
Oh, my God!
258
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:48,172
Dale's rolling up his sleeves
and digging in,
259
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and the more I throw at him,
the more he's taking it in,
260
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,132
and he's -- he's --
he's doing it.
261
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,050
Look at them,
how beautiful those are!
262
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,005
How do you know
they're bobcat turds?
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Oh, because it says
"bobcat."
Yes.
264
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:03,971
He's been attacking them turds
with a vengeance.
265
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:07,187
Look, there's cougar turds.Cougar turds?
266
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,228
I think these ones
are rabbit.
Oh, my God!
267
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,063
They're beautiful!
268
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,851
How'd you get this?
Oh, Dale!
269
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,756
I got my ways, Mary.
Look.
270
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,071
What's this?This is some bear crap.
271
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Ohh!
272
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,510
Seriously, I mean,
those are beautiful.
273
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,857
Think of the things you could do
with a frigging turd like that.I know.
274
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,468
It's heavy.
It's got some weight to it.Yeah.
It weighs like 5 pounds.
275
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,779
Wow!
All right.
276
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,036
We got some porcupine turds,
too.
277
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,909
Oh, my God. Seri--
Stop sniffing my turds!
278
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,175
[ Laughs ] Those are
porcupine turds?
Yeah.
279
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,567
Those are the hairiest turds
I've ever seen.
280
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,881
I bet you could knit at least
a pair of socks out of them.
281
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[ Laughs ]
Porcupine-turd socks.
282
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I'm so excited!
283
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,578
Ohh! Ugh!
284
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,360
Did you sniff?
285
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,244
[ Chuckling ] Oh, my God.
That ain't right.
286
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,536
I can smell it
way up here!I'm going to put a mask on
287
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,372
when I got to deal with
that coyote turd.
288
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,110
I'd put more than
just a mask on.
289
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,591
I'd layer myself up with
more than just a mask.
290
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,812
Ohh! [Bleep]
That's awful.
291
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,342
How's Tammi going
to touch these?
292
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:11,026
I don't think Tammi will be able
to touch them.
Ugh!
293
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,734
I'm going to need a morphine
drip and a sponge bath
294
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,262
time this is done.
Deb!
295
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,346
Where's Deb at?
296
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[ Dog barks ]
297
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,832
Mary: Live from Somerville,
this is "Talkin' Tirds,"
298
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the show that cuts the crap.
299
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,712
I'm gonna ask the questions
you're too afraid to ask.
300
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,395
Michael: Oh.
301
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[ Laughs ]
302
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,849
I'm Mary Winchenbach,
and tonight's guest
303
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is Michael McQuarrie.
304
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He is the headmaster
of Erskine Academy,
305
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where all the smart kids,
including my daughter Katie
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and Dale, go to school.
307
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,119
So I got a couple questions
for you, Mike.
Sure.
308
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,029
You know, in your school
that you work at,
309
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,654
I'm assuming you're dealing with
a ton of crap?
310
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,425
Is that true?
311
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,079
I don't know
if it's any more
312
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,483
than any other profession
or any other workplace.
313
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:06,087
But it's nothing that we
can't handle or manage.
314
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:09,089
Headmaster
is a big title.
Yeah.
315
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,752
Would you agree that education
is overrated?
316
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,837
I would not agree
with that.
317
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,056
No?
No! No.
318
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,536
I mean, knowledge
is a commodity.
319
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,055
I wouldn't agree with the
premise of your question.
320
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,060
'Cause I never
went to college.
Mm-hmm.
321
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,420
Hmm.
322
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,679
[ Papers rustle ]
323
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,989
That's all the time
we have
324
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,895
on this edition
of "Talkin' Tirds."
325
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I'm Mary Winchenbach reminding
all of you out there in America
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to stand up,
be nice to one another,
327
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,646
and, most importantly,
to give a crap.
328
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,606
[ Dog barks ]
329
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,790
♪♪
330
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:56,047
I mean, wouldn't it be unique
to have elephant poop?
331
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:05,980
♪♪
332
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,665
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
333
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,022
I got something
for you.
334
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,373
I bet you did.
Oh, my God,
Tammi, really.
335
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,903
Pay attention.
336
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,456
Well, you know
the exotic turds
337
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,643
I've been talking about,
trying to get exotic turds?Yep.
338
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,949
Well,
I got a whole bunch!
339
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,726
These are bear turds.
340
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,470
That's disgusting.
341
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,471
Fox turds, look.
342
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,743
Those would make
cute little earrings.
343
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,166
Do you want to
sniff that one?No, I don't want to sniff
no [buzzer]
344
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,913
Nobody's doing this!
We'd be the first to --
345
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,704
That's because
you're out of your mind!
346
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,478
I got gloves for you!
347
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,273
I think Deb's whole ultimatum
thing is throwing Mary off
348
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,838
because she's going
in all different directions
349
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,746
trying to make this business
a success
350
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,751
instead of
focusing on family.
351
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,934
Gross!
[ Coughs ]
352
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,190
[ Gags ] Close that up.
That's nasty.
353
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,984
Well, how are we going
to expand the business
354
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,979
if you don't want to
do some exotic turds?
355
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,201
I'll stick to these
and the goat and alpaca.
356
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,380
The rest of it
you can do.
357
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,286
What's going on?
What smells like [bleep]?
358
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,642
Look!
All the [bleep]
Mary brought in the house.
359
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,861
Look at them great big
bear turds we got.
360
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,651
That's where
I eat my omelets.
361
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,075
You know what?
That is it.
362
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,432
You guys don't appreciate
good ideas.
363
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,131
I think you've smoked
your lunch.
364
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,958
What is wrong with you?What the hell?
365
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,516
Get that crap
the hell out of here.
366
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:22,234
♪♪
367
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,655
Okay, everybody,
so, for career day today,
368
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,232
we are fortunate to have a
couple of speakers that are in.
369
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,150
This is Mr. Barton, Dave Barton.
370
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,315
He's going to share with you
371
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,021
the things that he does
in the community, all right?
372
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,319
Great.
Thank you, Dave.
373
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,894
Thank you, Mr. McQuarrie.Sure.
374
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,411
Good morning, students.
375
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,684
Yeah, today's topic is going
to be wood turning,
376
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,768
and you can take --Ah, great.
You guys made it.
377
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,548
Hey. How you doing?Hi, Deb. Good to see you.
Good to see you.
378
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,213
Good to see you, too.Hi.
Courtney, how are you?
379
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,467
Courtney. Sorry about that.Good to see you.
380
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,819
Great. You got your stuff.
Please, come on in.
381
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,988
Yeah. Thank you.Come on in.
382
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,354
We'll come right in
through here.
383
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,645
How's that?
384
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,052
Great. Good.
Thanks.
385
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,695
I think we're probably good
right there.
386
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,698
Where's Mary?
387
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,700
You haven't seen her?
388
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,401
I have not seen Mary.
389
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,009
Oh, boy.
I haven't talked to her, either.
390
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,580
Have you seen Mary?
391
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,448
You're going to be able
to do the presentation?
392
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,019
I -- Maybe.
Maybe I can squeak it out.Okay. Okay.
393
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,577
All right. All right.
Well, we'll see.
394
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,374
I appreciate you being here.She's our social butterfly.
395
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,938
I hear you. Yeah,
I was expecting to see Mary,
396
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,066
but I didn't
hear anything.She'll be here.
She'll be here.
397
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,159
Oh, she'll be -- Okay.She's supposed to be here.
She'll be here.
398
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,418
A lot of these bowls
are functional.
399
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,081
You can put these
on your kitchen table.
400
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,155
You can put things in them --
401
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:34,734
nuts, salad,
things of that nature.
402
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,732
That's all I have.I don't want to do this.
403
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,524
Oh, well...
404
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,959
[ Chuckles ] I'm not
a public speaker.
405
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,449
Have you guys actually
heard of our product?
406
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,243
No?
407
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,067
Our product's made
with moose poop.
408
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,366
But, um, you know...
409
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,124
Uh, I don't know.
I think you'll find it fun.
410
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,376
Ellese: Before the whole
career day thing,
411
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:15,119
she was telling me
how embarrassed she was
412
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,431
that her mom
was coming to the school
413
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,337
and all the hot guys weren't
going to like her anymore
414
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,223
because her mom
played with poop.
415
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,775
Right this way.
Right through.
Yep.
416
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,742
Hey.
Excuse me, everyone.
417
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,481
Deb: Oh, thank God.Let me interrupt you.
418
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,482
We also have a speaker here,
Mary,
419
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,494
and she's here to participate
in the presentation
420
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,656
here this morning.Hey, guys.
421
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,012
Hey, great.
All right, Mary. Enjoy.Thank you.
422
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,802
Mary: If I can help make Katie
more popular with these turds,
423
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,887
that's going to be epic.
424
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,796
I'll talk about my turds as
I'm taking them out of the totes
425
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,762
and stuff like that.
426
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:50,031
I do have a few turds to kind
of review with you and stuff.
427
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,675
All right. But, anyway,
what this is, this is a pencil.
428
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,551
It's a No. 2 pencil, and it's
got a turd on the eraser.
429
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,433
And then, this is a turd on
the end of a piece of wood.
430
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,466
We call that the crappy end
of the stick.
431
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,691
Once in a while, you'll
have to go to the doctor's,
432
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,391
and they'll ask you
to bring a turd in, you know,
433
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,478
to analyze it,
which is embarrassing,
434
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,697
so what we have here is,
we've got stool samples.
435
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,267
"Stool samples."See them?
436
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,565
These are dingleberries
with hairy balls.
437
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,571
And you hate
to talk about this,
438
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,274
but my kids kind of inspired me
on this one.
439
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,712
These are skid marks.
440
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,489
And you guys...
441
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,284
Ooh, you have a necklace.
Look.
442
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,149
We've got necklaces with turds,
see,
443
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,201
so you could have
your turd dangling,
and some of them are adjustable.
444
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808
You could have it
like a choker collar,
445
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,718
so those are pretty fashionable.
446
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,643
However, you don't want to wear
it swimming or in the shower
447
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,808
'cause your turds
are going to get juicy.
448
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,384
That's what that is.
But now, these make great gifts
449
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,512
because everyone has got
someone in their life
450
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,524
they could give some crap to.
I don't care who you are.
451
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,606
I mean, whether it's
your neighbor, your teacher,
452
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,995
your bosses, you know,
your parents, whatever.
453
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,350
Does anybody have any questions?
454
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,220
♪♪
455
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,270
[ Dog barks ]
456
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,282
♪♪
457
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,496
Tammi is overboard
with neatness.
458
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:14,847
Monday I change beds
and do laundry and wash floors.
459
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,109
She's a neat freak.
460
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,851
Tuesday I clean bathrooms
461
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,812
and wax showers and vacuum.
462
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,070
I vacuum every day.
463
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,812
Tammi will follow
right behind you
464
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,123
with the vacuum.
465
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,599
Thursday I vacuum.
466
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,209
Pick lint off you and...
467
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,039
Same with Friday.My, look,
468
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,647
the mess you made there.
469
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,817
What?It's all [buzzer] water.
470
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,833
So?See, now that rug --
471
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,345
What have you
done to that?
472
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,049
It was in the cupboard.
473
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,876
Sunday, that's usually
my day of rest. I drink beer.
474
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,875
Till she passes out, and then
475
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,917
I come down and make a mess.
[ Laughs ]
476
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:49,103
Oh, if I'd have known I needed
the [bleep] rug out, I'd have
got it out and flattened it.
477
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,410
Hey,
while you're down there...
478
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,186
[Bleep] you.
[Bleep]
479
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,112
I don't give
a [bleep] who likes it.
It's a free world, ain't it?
480
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,067
I'm just gonna take
the whole package as it is now.
481
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,417
For better or worse or whatever.
[ Chuckles ]
482
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,547
♪♪
483
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:10,377
[ Dog barks ]
484
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,783
Mary:
Does anybody have any questions?
485
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:18,516
♪♪
486
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,961
Yes.
487
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:24,397
How long do you spend
looking for poop, moose poop?
488
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,877
Boy, we will go out,
and we'll spend --
489
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:30,267
When we get to going, we'll be
3 to 4 hours out in the woods.
490
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,672
What's your favorite
type of poop?
491
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,486
Moose turds,
it really is.
492
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,154
I mean, like I said,
we're branching out
493
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,887
into goat turds
and alpaca turds,
494
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,679
and we even have cow turds,
but I think moose is the best.
495
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,936
Any other questions? You?
You, sir?
496
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,199
Where do you get
your inspiration from?
497
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:53,302
My inspiration is --
I think --
498
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,985
What inspires me to do this
is that
499
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,083
people get so much enjoyment
out of it,
500
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,822
and I've had numerous, numerous,
numerous people
501
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,354
tell me I've made their day,
I make people smile.
502
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,439
People just crack up because
everyone can relate to it.
503
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,309
I guess that's inspiring,
right?
504
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,140
Yeah.
Yeah.
505
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,488
What you said, yes.
506
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,358
Deb: The fact that Mary
could concentrate
507
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,800
and clean up her act for the
kids, you know, that says a lot.
508
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:20,668
It's really hard to take
your typical routine
509
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:23,500
that puts [ding] bomb
in there quite a few times
510
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:26,459
and clean it up
and make it kid-friendly.
511
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:27,679
I want you to know
it's really important
512
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,677
that you guys
all believe in your shit.
513
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,849
I mean "crap."
514
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,644
[ Laughter ]
515
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,159
Nice.
516
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,953
Ellese: I asked Katie
how it went.
517
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:40,037
She said it didn't go as bad
as she thought it would,
518
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:44,037
but she still wanted to go
cry herself to sleep upstairs.
519
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,481
It was so bad.
520
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,478
Well,
that was different.
521
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,870
Nice round of applause,
everyone, please.
522
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,482
Mary: Thank you.
523
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,533
I'm proud of myself
for that presentation.
524
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,618
I think if I got anything across
to the kids,
525
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,787
I think it's the importance of
526
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,143
making a living
doing what you love.
527
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:06,593
♪♪
528
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,276
If I do it at 3:00,
6:00, and 9:00, you know,
529
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,764
and put the numbers
in between...
530
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,164
Tammi: They don't even look good
like the moose clocks.
531
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,287
We could do bunny dungs, too,
because I got bunny turds
right there.
532
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,861
Mary, they don't
look attractive.
533
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:21,858
Why not do one clock with,
like, the Noah's Ark of turds?
534
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,862
I enjoy working
with Tirdy Works.
535
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,004
It's meant a lot to me.Yeah, I know.
536
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,516
I mean, I enjoy you doing it.
We talk and have fun.
537
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,871
But I'm afraid if you
go down this path,
538
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,401
you're going to blow it
for everyone.
539
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,655
As your friend,
listen to me.
540
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:39,658
You need to focus on what
you started, not bull[buzzer]
541
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,452
How many goat and alpaca clocks
have you sold?
542
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,878
We did
that New Hampshire show.
543
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,894
The alpaca clocks
did great down there.
544
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,276
But since then?No, but I haven't really
gotten them on --
545
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,539
They've just gotten on the
website I think this past week,
546
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:53,553
so...
Why did you
start Tirdy Works?
547
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,716
Well, because I like
to make people laugh,
548
00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,773
and I enjoy collecting turds,
and I --
549
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:01,728
Did you start it to be able
to support your family?
550
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,688
Yeah.
551
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,429
Then you need to focus
on what's important.
552
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:13,092
As your friend
and as a mom,
553
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,957
who needs you most right now
is your family.
554
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,569
Tammi: I'd say I done all right
raising my daughters
555
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,571
because they're not
[buzzer]-offs.
556
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,714
They all work.
They're all responsible.
557
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,266
They take care of their kids.
558
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,583
But every kid is different.
559
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,060
As a mom who's lost a child,
560
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,590
I think it's important to
have a good relationship
561
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,795
with your child
for as long as you can.
562
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:38,374
You never know
how much time you have.
563
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,683
When was the last time
you had a meal
564
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,680
with all five of you
at the dinner table?
565
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,292
Oh, I know.
I feel bad about that.
566
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,863
It's been a while.
567
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,510
I think it's accurate to say
that I've been
568
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,694
putting Tirdy Works
ahead of my kids.
569
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,560
I've been spending more time
with the business than
I have the kids.
570
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,612
You know, you almost missed
your kid's career day
571
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:59,739
because you was wasting time
on these exotic turds.
572
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,882
All right. All right,
well, I'll focus.
573
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:06,705
I'll take a step back,
focus on the poo-poo clocks.
574
00:24:06,706 --> 00:24:10,406
I can see how working
with exotic turds
575
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,755
is like going down
a dead-end path,
576
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,535
but you got to try
new things, you know?
577
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,110
You got to conduct
exploratories,
578
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,846
and if it doesn't work,
then fine,
579
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,497
but at least you did it
and you tried it.
580
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,851
No, you ain't branding me.
I'm not an X.
581
00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,461
You want to
burn this X on?
582
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,123
Bend over.
I'll brand your ass.
583
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,806
[ Laughs ]
584
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,644
And if it comes out
looking like [bleep]
585
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,252
it's because
it's a [bleep] clock.
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