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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
the romcom was king.
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FromSplash to
Romancing the Stone,
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I loved 'em all.
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But my girlfriend Brea?
Not so much.
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Pretty in Pink?Yeah, everybody loves movies
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where the rich guy
gets the girl.
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Some Kind of Wonderful? Some kind of bummer.
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Broadcast News? News?Do you hear yourself?
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Pick a damn movie already!
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And no swords, wizards,
Robin Williams, or babies.
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How do you not
love romcoms?They're just so fake.
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Real life doesn't
happen that way.But it does.
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That's what makes them
so delightfully relatable.
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I honestly hope
I die in this chair.
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It's so weird
that I'm used to that.
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Brea, romcoms
are all around us.
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Like these two.
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First, they're
high school sweethearts.
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Then, they hilariously split,
almost forever.
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Now, they're so in love, they
barely even know we're here.
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Romcom.Romcoms are just silly stories
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with misunderstandings
that could easily be explained
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by one character
saying one sentence.
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Which is awesome.
Like, in this one,
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Julia Roberts fills
a guy's car with fish
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'cause she thinks
he's cheating.
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But really, he's just
hanging with his sister.
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I know Mystic Pizza.
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We're ordering
Mister Pizza?
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Yes!Who said we're ordering pizza?
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Brea. And I want
a New York thin crust
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on top of
a Chicago deep dish.
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Let those cities
fight it out in my mouth.
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See? Wildly idiotic
misunderstandings in romcoms
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happen in real life, too.
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Why don't we just
watch Meatballs?
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Meatballs!
Now you're talkin'.
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I want six
private balls.
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You don't eat meatballs
on their own!
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You need spaghetti
or Chinese food!
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Did I just hear someone
mention meatballs?
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'Cause I just gutted a salmon
I'm about to parm.
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"Meatballs" was
the girl's idea.
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Wow, Brea,
you've really become
quite the comfortable guest.
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I'm sorry?Don't be.
Watch this.
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Maybe we should watch
Stakeout.
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Yes! Bring a steak out.
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I want a rib eye, a tomahawk,
and a porterhouse.
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Makes sense to me.
Triple Crown of beef.
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So, I guess we'll have
fish, meatballs,
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and every cut of beef.
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Thanks, Brea.
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I'm just here
to watch a movie.
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Like Hamburger Hill?A hill of burgers?
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That'll be
the perfect start
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to Brea's festival
of meats!
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Whatever works for ya, Bevy,
but I would definitely
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chuck the fish
and go with the meats
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like the girl says.
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Well, I guess Brea's
beef banquet it is.
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[CHUCKLES] Happy Thursday
to me, Brea.
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was May 19th,
1980-something,
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and Geoff had gathered
his best friends
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for an important
announcement.
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Okay, now that Erica and I
are back together forever,
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I've decided I'm gonna
ask for her hand.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Geoffrey Middle Name Schwartz,
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are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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It's often hard to know
what you're thinking,
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so I hope so?
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Bar, he's saying he's gonna
propose to your sister.
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I was mostly right!
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Yes! Oh!
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My God!
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Erica's gonna get to do this
all the time?
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I'm excited, too, Bar.
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Can I have my arms
back for a sec
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so I can show you guys
the ring?
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Oh, my God.
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Before you do,
just know I accept.
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Accept what, exactly?
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Best man.
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I mean, I didn't want
to make it awkward
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for Geoff to single me out
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in front of all of you
clearly lesser men.
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Actually, I was hoping
you guys could all be
my best men.
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Fine, but I think it'll be
clear to everyone
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who's the best
co-best man.
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Super clear.
Now, I was hoping
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one of you could
hold onto the ring for me.
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Matt Bradley, you're the most
dependable guy I know,
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so it would mean
everything to me...
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Say no more!
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My hiding skills
are legendary.
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I don't want you
to hide it.
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I just want you
to keep it safe.
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Don't need all
the boring details.
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You mean the details
that are super important.
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Like, where the hell
is the ring
that was just in your hand?
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I put it in my pocket,
which has a hole in it,
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and now it's down by
my shoe, where it's safe.
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Yeah, Bar,
I want the ring back.Never!
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I mean, not never, but after
I hide it successfully.
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I'm off to
the secret location.
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Okay, no...ALL: Barry!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who finally showed.
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We were literally
10 feet behind you.
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And yet, not in time to know
where I hid the ring.
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Definitely in this room.Somewhere close
to where you are now.
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Probably under
the pillow.How?
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It's like they're all
Spenser: For Hires!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]What are you boys up to?
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Just not hiding stuff.
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You're acting weird.
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You're acting weird.
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Can't four grown men
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anxiously come
to my childhood bedroom
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for a reason so private,
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it would literally blow
your mind to dust?
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Or just nothing.
We should go.
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We should, because there's
no sacred baubles
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of great personal
or monetary value
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hidden somewhere
in this room.
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Now, move, move, move!
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ADULT ADAM:
Not surprisingly, my mom
sensed something was up.
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[GASPS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
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Geoff and Erica!
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Aah! [GIGGLES]
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What's happening
in here?
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Just doing
my jazzercise.
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In Barry's room?
With no music?
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Silent jazzercise.
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It's for librarians
and mimes.
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Well, I'm glad to know you're
part of a vibrant community.
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Is it cool
if Geoff and I use
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the shore house this weekend?[GASPS] Oh, my God! Yes!
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Wow, you're more excited
than I am.
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Oh, so romantic.
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The moonlight
dancing on the water
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as he asks you.Asks me...
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Uh, well, whether
you want New England
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or Manhattan
clam chowder.
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Oh, gross. Is it
Chowderfest time already?
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I know.
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Time flies.
[CHUCKLES]
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You used to be
my little baby,
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and now you're
a big girl.
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Okay, you're obviously
having a mental breakdown,
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so I'm just gonna go
get the keys.
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ADULT ADAM:
Yep, my mom could barely
keep the secret from Erica,
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so she had to
share it with someone.
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Hey, that was
Battle of the Network Stars!
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Now I'll never know if Potsie
can out-tug T.J. Hooker!
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Look what I found
in Barry's room.
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Husband tip...
eat more salt.
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That way, your finger
will swell up
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and it won't slide off.
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This isn't my ring,
Murray.
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Our child
is getting engaged.
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Really?
Those two morons?
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See what's happening?
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My mom's telling
my checked-out dad
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that Geoff is gonna
propose to Erica,
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but he thinks
she's talking about
Barry and Joanne.
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Quite frankly,
it's about time.
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Feels a little
fast to me,
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but at least I won't
have to pay for it.
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What? Of course
you have to pay for it.
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Damn modern times.
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Ruining everything!
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And this makes you
gleeful why?
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Because, Brea Bee,
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a classic, real-life
romcom misunderstanding
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is unfolding
before our very eyes.
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So, now we're gonna be
related to the Schwartzes?
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This keeps getting
worse and worse.
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You will not make this union
of two young hearts
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all about your stupid feud
with Lou Schwartz.
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You saw what he did!What did Lou do?
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Let's just say the worst thing
someone could do to my dad.
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He asked him
to stand up?Aww.
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You really know him.
But worse.
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Who doesn't melt cheese
on the cheeseburger?
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He had it
just sitting there
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on the tray
with the fixins!
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Like it was gherkins, Bevy!
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Gherkins!For God's sake, Murray,
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you yelled at him
in front of his guests
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and then stormed out
of the barbecue.
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I did it for all of us!
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Well, you need
to go over there
and make it better.
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You know what would
make it better, Bevy?
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When your patty
is sizzling on the grill,
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you put a little
cheese on it.
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You know, they come
in slices now.
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Go! And don't say anything
about the engagement.
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It's a secret.
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Put your child's happiness
above your own.
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If she would have said "Erica"
instead of "our child,"
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the whole thing would have
been cleared up.
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What a hysterically
reckless game
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you're playing with
your loved ones' lives.
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[CHUCKLES]
You get it now.
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ADULT ADAM: And so, my dad
schlepped to the Schwartzes'
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to make things right.
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Uh, Bevy wanted me
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to come over
and, uh, apologize.
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About the barbecue
incident?
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I guess it was wrong of me
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to yell at you
for as long as I did.
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It was 17 minutes.
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There was a clock
behind you.
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I was blind with rage,
but that's no excuse.
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So, I'm [WHISPERS] sorry.Thank you, Murray.
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It's nice
to barely hear that.
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Now, you say yours
so I can get out of here.
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I left my car running.
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What do I have
to apologize for?
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The cheese, Louis.
The cheese.
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Some people like the option
to take the cheese off.
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You can't do that
if it's melted.
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Plus, cold cheese
retains its flavor better.
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Linda, please.
That is patently absurd.
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I've got this.
Get out.
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I only came by 'cause
my wife didn't want
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things to get weird
after the kids got engaged.
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Wait, w-who's
getting engaged?
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Bevy found a ring
in Barry's room,
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so I guess he's gonna propose
to what's-her-name.
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Joanne?
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That doesn't sound right,
but you'd know.
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But they just
started dating!
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That's what I said!
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But the heart wants
what it wants!
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Melted cheese!
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Jo-Jo's getting engaged?
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"Jo-Jo"?
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I'm Jo-Jo.
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ADULT ADAM:
Naturally, she then went
right to Barry's room,
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looking for proof
he'd propose,
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00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,898
and one little
misunderstanding
249
00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:44,986
got a lot bigger.
250
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,161
Joanne?
251
00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,684
What are you doing?
252
00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,643
Looking for this.
253
00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:50,731
Oh, you're...y-you're not
supposed to see that.
254
00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,690
Barry, it's way too fast
to be getting married.
255
00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,562
I thought
you'd be excited.
256
00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,999
I mean, if a boy wants
to marry a girl,
shouldn't he propose?
257
00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,696
Well, not if the girl
isn't ready.
258
00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:00,784
And she's not?
259
00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:01,916
She will be one day.
260
00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,266
But...not now.
261
00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,226
[SIGHS] This is
really upsetting.
262
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,706
Oh, well,
it doesn't have to be.
263
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,882
It can still be
really fun and physical.
264
00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,188
Oogh! I don't want to
think about that.
265
00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,146
Well, I'll think
about it for us.
266
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,322
Like, a lot.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
267
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,368
ADULT ADAM:
And so, that little
misunderstanding snowballed.
268
00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,239
Meanwhile,
Geoff was still ready
269
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,589
to pop the question to Erica,
270
00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,026
but not without
asking my dad first.
271
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,071
Mr. Goldberg.
Murray.
272
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,725
Um, your daughter means
everything to me,
273
00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,335
and if you would
extend me the honor...
274
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,815
Gaagh!
275
00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,817
I thought it,
and it happened.
276
00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,340
Why'd you tackle me?
277
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,604
You cannot propose
to my sister.
278
00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:38,953
She's not ready.Wha... How do you know that?
279
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,563
Joanne told me.
280
00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,130
Apparently, they're a lot
closer than I thought.
281
00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,394
But we've been so happy
since we got back together.
282
00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,309
I guess I never considered
it might be too fast.
283
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,006
You can be
an impetuous boob.
284
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,617
It's just, we're going
to the beach this weekend,
285
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,662
and I told her there was
gonna be a big surprise.
286
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,446
Ready to hit it?Oh. For sure.
287
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,579
Or we could just hang here
and take it slow.
288
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,146
Like super slow.
289
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,106
[DEEP VOICE] Look,
I'm Geoff in slooo-mooo.
290
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,195
Ugh. Please say this isn't
gonna be the entire car ride.
291
00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,067
Sometimes we get what we want,
and other times,
292
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,677
we get crushed by life's
cruel indignities.
293
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,374
[LAUGHS]
294
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,811
This guy!
295
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,856
He knows how to kick off
a beach weekend.
296
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,292
Okay.Aw, man!
297
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,294
The simple
lack of pronouns
298
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,427
is wreaking havoc
on people's lives!
299
00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,169
[CHUCKLES] I don't think
I'm enjoying this
as much as you are.
300
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,127
Are you not following
what's going on here?
301
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,173
Yeah. Your mom found the ring
that Geoff was going to use
302
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,696
to propose to Erica,
but your dad believed
303
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,306
it was Barry who was gonna
propose to Joanne.
304
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,569
And when he let that slip
to the Schwartzes,
305
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,092
Joanne found out
and told Barry
306
00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,746
that she wasn't ready
to get engaged.
307
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,095
Only Barry thought she meant
Erica's not ready,
308
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,923
which he told Geoff.
309
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,881
So, now, he and Erica are
going away for the weekend,
310
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,143
and he has to
provide a surprise,
311
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,667
only it can't be
a proposal.
312
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,451
So, you're up to speed.
313
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,626
But don't worry.
314
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,107
Romcoms always work out
in the end.
315
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,282
You really believe that?I have zero doubt.
316
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,979
Hey, Bar.
317
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,243
Um, you can just take this,
and if you wanna hide it
318
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,332
or lose it forever,
that's, that's fine.
319
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,204
Okay.
Maybe a little doubt.
320
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,819
ADULT ADAM:
Believing her baby girl
was about to be engaged,
321
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,126
my mom was on cloud nine...
322
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,694
[DOORBELL RINGS] ...and ready to spread
the big news.
323
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,087
Hi, Bev!Ahh! [LAUGHING]
Ginzy!
324
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,263
Oh, my neighbor!
My friend.
325
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,221
My shadow.
326
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,006
You may not
shine brightly,
327
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,442
but without
your dull glow,
328
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,314
my life would be
meaningless.
329
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,272
You are the moon
to my sun.
330
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,926
Aw.Sweet, simple Essie.
331
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,798
Do I have
a dull glow, too?
332
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,931
No, you are a more
distant planet to my sun,
333
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:31,848
a dull, icy,
lifeless orb
334
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,284
that somehow makes
my life richer.
335
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,939
Aww, it's like you're
a hateful Carl Sagan.
336
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,854
Well, listen, I have
some incredible news
337
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,508
that will put
in stark relief
338
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,249
how pointless
your lives are.
339
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643
[INHALES DEEPLY]
My baby's getting engaged!
340
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,732
Ahh!
Match your intense joy
with mine!
341
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,429
[LAUGHS] Yes!
342
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,518
Yes!
343
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,303
Moon, dim faraway rock,
what's wrong?
344
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,696
Wait, why isn't Linda here
345
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,698
to celebrate my divine union
with her family?
346
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,004
That's kind of the thing.
347
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,745
She's not as excited
about the engagement.
348
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,007
I see.
349
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,139
Beverly, how are you
this strong?
350
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,054
A mama can stop a train
with her teeth
351
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:04,925
if her babies
are threatened.
352
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,448
[GRUNTS]
353
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,754
But I just said
it's too soon.
354
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,103
They barely know
one another.
355
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,757
They're soul mates,
you cracked leather bag!
356
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,193
And let's be honest,
357
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,761
the boy is a tad
emotionally underdeveloped.
358
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,414
Well, that's weird of you
to say, but okay.
359
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,894
Look, none of this
matters anyway,
360
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,591
because the proposal
isn't happening.
361
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,767
Isn't happening?
362
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,029
What kind of
an overbearing,
363
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,074
self-centered mother
are you to cancel
364
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,946
my baby's wedding,
where I'm going to perform
365
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,035
Jeffrey Osborne's
On the Wings of Love?
366
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,255
The kind who intervenes
because their child
is making a big mistake.
367
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,083
Well, you'd better
hope this happens,
368
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,216
or I will put you
in a permanent headlock
369
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,566
in which you will have to
eat, bathe, and sleep.
370
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,568
Well, that's not
gonna be practical
for either one of us.
371
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,830
[GRUNTS]Oh! I'll do what I can!
372
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310
ADULT ADAM:
My mom desperately hoped
373
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,268
Linda was wrong
about the engagement,
374
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,705
and there was only
one way to find out.
375
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,184
There's our special
snack-maker!
376
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,186
Can you believe
we've been sitting here
377
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,059
without a single chip
and/or dip?
378
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,844
And Murray pulled out
a bag of uncooked rice.
379
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,020
It'll do in a pinch, but my
teeth aren't thanking me.
380
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,066
Linda Schwartz
stopped the proposal.
381
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,155
See? Everything works out
if you just do nothing.
382
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,722
No. This is a bad thing.
383
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,072
Like not having snacks.
384
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,074
I'd even eat a tomato
like a piece of fruit.
385
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,945
I once closed my eyes
and ate a radish
386
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,599
while thinking
about a pear.
387
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,819
It doesn't work.
The mind has limits.
388
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,647
Adam, maybe you have some info
you'd want to reveal?
389
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,085
Did you know a zucchini
is actually a berry?
390
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,957
What's that about?Not fun food facts.
391
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,742
Fine. [SIGHS]
392
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,309
Mom, are you positive
the proposal is off?
393
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,137
Because maybe
everything's fine.
394
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,878
[SIGHS]
My Schmoopy-angel.
395
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,098
Always looking
on the bright side.
396
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,403
I'm gonna go call
the shore house and see.
397
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,799
It's pretty...
pretty quiet here, huh?
398
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,105
[PHONE RINGING]
399
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,976
Oh, and now some noise.
What a day, right?
400
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,196
Hello?Hey, Schmoo.
401
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,893
Just checking in.
402
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,330
Anything fun or joyous
you'd like to share?
403
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,071
A bird flew
into the window.
404
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,073
It looked dead,
but then it took off
like an hour later.
405
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,727
Yeah, such
dramatic creatures.
406
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,121
So, uh, Geoff said something
about a surprise.
407
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,775
What's that about, fool?
408
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,994
I don't know...fool.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
409
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,387
I kinda thought my surprise
410
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,867
was gonna be
something special,
411
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,912
but he's acting squirrelly.
412
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,131
Oh, wait, he's
coming over right now,
413
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,002
and he's extra sweaty,
for some reason.
414
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,699
Oh, my God!
It's happening!
415
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,659
Hey, so, um, I-I know
I promised you, like,
416
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,052
a big surprise,
and I'm, I'm sure
417
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,315
you're wondering
what it is.
418
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,620
So, here goes nothing.
419
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,752
Yes!
It's like I'm there!
420
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,145
I told you.
It always works out.
421
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,538
Erica, you mean
everything to me.
422
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,932
He'll probably
mention me later,
but so far, so good.
423
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,022
Life with you is like
a party in my heart.
424
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,937
But why just party
in my heart,
425
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,071
when we can party at your
parents' beach house?
426
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,900
ALL: Surprise!
427
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,684
Who wants to split
a beer with me?I saw a pelican!
428
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,904
So, this is my surprise?
429
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,949
Hanging with your friends
and Johnny Atkins?
430
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,472
And Carla, bitch.
431
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,170
It's just a party
at our beach house?
432
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,693
Oh, balls.Yeah.
433
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,216
Giant balls
you could've stopped.
434
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,827
Hey, I know that bro.
435
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,829
Yeah, I invited you.Right.
436
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,179
Then happy birthday,
champ.
437
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,355
And I'm not calling you champ
'cause I don't know your name.
438
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,878
Is it Glenn?It is not.
439
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,097
And it's not
my birthday.
440
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,142
Are you calling me
a liar, Glenn?
441
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,057
Okay, Mom, I should go.
"Glenn's" in trouble.
442
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,667
Damn it, Murray!
He's not proposing!
443
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,886
Barry?Geoff!
444
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,366
To Joanne?To Erica!
445
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,063
But Barry is?But Barry is what?
446
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,456
Proposing!To Erica?
447
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,371
To Joanne!Stop confusing me.
448
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,763
Stop confusing me!
449
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,069
Allow me to explain.
450
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,375
Bill and I
are famished.
451
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,724
It's actually gettin'
kinda rude.
452
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,899
Okay, can someone
please tell me
453
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,509
what the [BLEEP]
is going on?
454
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,381
ADULT ADAM: With my hopes
of a happy ending fading,
455
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,993
I had no choice but to step in
and set the record straight.
456
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,169
And those are the six
standard plot devices
457
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,954
of any romantic comedy.
458
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,347
So, what you're saying
is that Geoff isn't proposing
459
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,523
because he thinks Erica
doesn't want him to?
460
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,396
And it was Joanne who didn't
want a proposal from Barry.
461
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,441
And he didn't want to propose
to her in the first place.
462
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356
And it all started because
Mur-man is a loving,
463
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,618
yet disinterested father.
464
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,098
It's effortless.
465
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,535
Wait, Barry, you weren't
gonna propose to me?
466
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,495
One day...after I become
a wildly successful doctor,
467
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,714
emcee, and multi-sport
professional athlete.
468
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,542
So, like, next summer.[SCOFFS]
This is upsetting.
469
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,153
But Jo-Jo, you didn't
want him to propose!
470
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,937
A girl still wants
to be asked.
471
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,373
Then let's make it happen!
472
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,420
I'll do a super heartfelt
sham one right now.
473
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,378
No. I want it to be
surprising and romantic,
474
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,945
and then
I'll reject you.
475
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,425
Enough. The only thing
that matters now
476
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,209
is getting Geoff
back on track.
477
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,602
What do we do?
478
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,734
Well, at this point
in a romcom,
479
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,997
someone would tell the guy
to "go to her."
480
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,824
But Geoff can't
go to her.
481
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174
He's already with the her
he's supposed to go to.
482
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,437
Well, if Geoff can't
go to her, I'll go to her.
483
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,178
No one's going to go
to her without me.
484
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,962
And I have the ring!
485
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,659
I need to go to him
so he can go to her.
486
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,313
And I'll stay put
for all of us!
487
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,663
Not a chance.
We're all going to her.
488
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,100
You can go to her
in my church van.
489
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,060
You're not going?Oh, I don't like
to get involved
490
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,714
in other people's
romantic entanglements.
491
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,021
Everyone, to Vic's
religious van!
492
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,805
Go, go, go!
Go! Go!
493
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,897
ADULT ADAM: Erica hoped for
a romantic getaway with Geoff,
494
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,768
but instead, she got this.
495
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,248
Truth or dare?Dare.
496
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,250
I dare you to give me the key
to your apartment.
497
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,904
I thought you liked
using the window?
498
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,601
Damn it, Johnny!
I've met
all of your cousins!
499
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,168
Isn't that enough?
500
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,257
Oh, man. I wasn't
planning on doing this
501
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,606
with all these asswipes
up in our business,
502
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,217
but here.
503
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,914
It's not just
to my apartment.
504
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,437
It's to my heart.
505
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,177
That's clearly the key
to a bike lock.
506
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,700
[CARLA SQUEALS]
507
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:03,963
This has been
truly traumatizing.
508
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,008
Oh. Oog!
And it's not over.
509
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,488
It had to be
truth or dare!
510
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,880
I suggested charades.
511
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,970
Ugh. Where is this going?
512
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:11,796
Well, I know
where I'm going,
513
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,972
to get some fresh air.
514
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,582
Do you want company?I'm good.
515
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,674
I-I think she's upset.No way, man.
516
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,023
Don't be crazy.I'm upset.
517
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,111
Are we just gonna
stand here and watch this?
518
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:23,983
Where is she?
519
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,636
Mrs. G?
520
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,290
Mom? Dad?
521
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,726
Where's Erica?She's taking a walk.
522
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,945
What's going on?[DOOR CLOSES]
523
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:30,946
Let me start
from the beginning.
524
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,035
You see, I love romcoms.
525
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,906
Brea, not so much.
526
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,952
Really, Adam?Geoff, Erica never said
527
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,258
she didn't want you
to propose.
528
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,911
It was all just
a huge misunderstanding.
529
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,958
So, you're saying...
530
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,221
My Geoffrey.[RING BOX SNAPS]
531
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,876
Sweet fruit of one of
my dearest friend's loins...
532
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,486
Aww.
533
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,271
...will you please
take this ring
534
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,317
and propose
to my baby girl
535
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,798
and make me the happiest mama
in the world?
536
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,539
Yes. Yes!
Oh, my God, yes!
537
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,585
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]Yeah!
538
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,847
Wait!
539
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,111
There's something
I need to do first.
540
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,764
Joanne, the sweetest fruit
541
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,070
of my mother's
friend's loins...
542
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,028
It's different
when he says it.
543
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,246
...will you marry me?
544
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,031
Keeping in mind
your earlier promise
545
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,163
to reject me and
546
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,513
make me the happiest man
in the world?
547
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:17,775
No! No!
548
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,342
A thousand times no!
549
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,996
Yes!
Here you go.
550
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,998
Okay, now I just
need permission
from Mr. Goldberg.
551
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,304
Not so fast.
552
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,045
Lou!Murray, please.
553
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,308
Bevy, we're gonna share
grandchildren with this man.
554
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,832
What kinda world do you
want them to live in?
555
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,268
A world with melted cheese
556
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,704
on a burger,
of course, but...
557
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,184
Wait, what other kind
of world is there?
558
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,927
According to him,
a world where cold cheese
559
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,277
sits lifelessly
on warm meat.
560
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,844
Fine. I was wrong.
561
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,933
I just get overwhelmed
at the grill, okay?
562
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,153
Let it out, sweetie.Between the timing
563
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,285
and the buns
and all of that corn
564
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,331
on the second rack,
I panicked!
565
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,159
I'm sorry, Murray!
566
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,510
From the bottom
of my heart, I'm sorry.
567
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,902
[SOBBING QUIETLY]
568
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,730
Ah.
569
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,950
All right, uh,
you got permission.Great.
570
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,648
Then let's all go find Erica
and propose to her together.
571
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,172
Absolutely not.Good idea.
572
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,130
I'll find her myself
and tell you what she says.
573
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,219
Here's what gonna happen.
574
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,829
I am going to go
find Erica,
575
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,309
and I am going
to propose to her,
576
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,181
and I'm going to
do it alone.
577
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,227
Yowza! Erica snagged
herself a man.
578
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,838
And while this is really
overshadowing
our relationship news,
579
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:21,883
I'm super pumped
for you, Glenn.
580
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,234
My name is Geoff Schwartz,
581
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,063
and I'm gonna go ask
the love of my life
to marry me.
582
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,066
♪♪ When people keep repeating
583
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,111
♪♪ That you'll never
fall in love
584
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,417
Beautiful.Sure, the ocean.
585
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,853
It has a lot of fans.
586
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,464
I'm not talking about
where I am.
587
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,161
I'm talking about
who I'm with.
588
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,424
I'm sorry.
589
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,860
I thought this weekend
was gonna be just us.
590
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,472
You know, special.
591
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,300
Well, I think
it still can be.
592
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,433
♪♪ To your heart ♪♪ Let my love open the door
593
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,348
♪♪ To your heart ♪♪ Let my love open the door
594
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,567
Oh, my God, really?
595
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,177
Yeah, really.
596
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,874
I don't even know
what to do or say.
597
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441
I... Should I kneel, too?
598
00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,964
You're perfect.
I got this.
599
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,531
Yeah, you do.
600
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,098
When I first had
a crush on you,
601
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,926
I was just an anxious
ball of nerves
602
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,058
who could barely
say a word.
603
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,452
But now, I know
exactly what I want.
604
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,324
Is it me?
Please say
that it's me.
605
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,848
Erica Goldberg,
606
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,110
will you marry me?
607
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,720
Oh, hell, yes! ♪♪ To your heart
608
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,206
♪♪ To your heart
609
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,296
In our defense,
we're so happy for you!
610
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,080
[LAUGHING TEARFULLY][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
611
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,387
ADULT ADAM:
It had been a crazy year
for Erica and Geoff,
612
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,042
but in the end,
it was all worth it,
613
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,783
and it seemed only fitting
614
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,132
that they got to
share the occasion
615
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,916
with pretty much
everyone they knew.
616
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,223
My best friend's
marrying my sister.
617
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,833
It doesn't get
much better than this.
618
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,009
Oh, I dunno.
I think we've got a lot
619
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:45,923
of good things
to look forward to.
620
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,534
[BOTH CHUCKLE]Aww.
621
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,927
Murray,
are you crying?
622
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,668
My peanut's
getting married, and
623
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,280
he's a great guy.
624
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,369
Sometimes life exceeds
your expectations.
625
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,458
Not sometimes.
626
00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,807
The kids, you,
627
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,461
all the time.
628
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,072
♪♪ Let my love open the door
629
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,684
So, what do you think
about romcoms now?
630
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,252
It's a lot more like
real life than I realized.
631
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,036
Just promise me we won't
have this much confusion
632
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,560
in our relationship.
633
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,693
I'm never confused about
how I feel about you.
634
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,956
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing about family.
635
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,394
It's not just the people
you're forced to
share a house with.
636
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:25,006
It's the people you choose
to share your life with.
637
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,443
Of course, this meant my mom's
dream of planning a wedding
638
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,402
was gonna kick into gear...
639
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,490
Oh, my God! ...but that could wait
for another day.
640
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,274
I, I hope...
641
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,537
This one was about
the pure happiness
642
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,322
of everyone who was there
643
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,020
and the excitement
of what was to come.
644
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,326
I know, I know...
I don't always get
645
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,197
every detail exactly right,
646
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:45,156
but I do remember
that moment
647
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,203
when my sister said yes
as the sun set.
648
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814
Yep, it was 1980-something,
649
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,947
and it was picture perfect.
650
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:53,817
♪♪ To your heart ♪♪
651
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,126
[LAUGHS]Close.
652
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,388
He's barely...
[LAUGHS]
653
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,259
There's a beetle
on Geoff!
654
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,435
[SMACKS BOOM MIC]
Ooh!
655
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,001
I guess it's not
about the music.[SNORTS]
656
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:04,654
Why are you
laughing at me?
657
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266
WOMAN: Oh![LAUGHTER]
658
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,963
Just the other day,
we take... [BABBLES]
659
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,051
[LAUGHTER]
660
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,357
[MUMBLING]
And it's choc...
661
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,184
[LAUGHS]
It's chocolate mousse!
662
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,882
And once you climb
into those soothing waters,
663
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,319
all your cares
will drift away...
664
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,103
And once you climb
into those soothing waters,
665
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,497
oh, your dreams will...
come true?
666
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,630
Did everyone hear my stomach
do that just now?[LAUGHS]
667
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,371
I can't keep
a straight face.I'm sorry.
668
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,068
[HIGH-PITCHED WHINE][SNORTS]
669
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,199
I'm gonna cry.[IMITATES CREAKING]
670
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,157
Were you charmed by that,
or what?
46765
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