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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,829 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, the romcom was king. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,309 FromSplash to Romancing the Stone, 3 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:06,615 I loved 'em all. 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,486 But my girlfriend Brea? Not so much. 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,097 Pretty in Pink?Yeah, everybody loves movies 6 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:11,794 where the rich guy gets the girl. 7 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,622 Some Kind of Wonderful? Some kind of bummer. 8 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,493 Broadcast News? News?Do you hear yourself? 9 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,147 Pick a damn movie already! 10 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,672 And no swords, wizards, Robin Williams, or babies. 11 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:23,327 How do you not love romcoms?They're just so fake. 12 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,373 Real life doesn't happen that way.But it does. 13 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,070 That's what makes them so delightfully relatable. 14 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,985 I honestly hope I die in this chair. 15 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,334 It's so weird that I'm used to that. 16 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,032 Brea, romcoms are all around us. 17 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,250 Like these two. 18 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,122 First, they're high school sweethearts. 19 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,472 Then, they hilariously split, almost forever. 20 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,430 Now, they're so in love, they barely even know we're here. 21 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,216 Romcom.Romcoms are just silly stories 22 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,826 with misunderstandings that could easily be explained 23 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,958 by one character saying one sentence. 24 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,569 Which is awesome. Like, in this one, 25 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,701 Julia Roberts fills a guy's car with fish 26 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,181 'cause she thinks he's cheating. 27 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,009 But really, he's just hanging with his sister. 28 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,184 I know Mystic Pizza. 29 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,925 We're ordering Mister Pizza? 30 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,145 Yes!Who said we're ordering pizza? 31 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,364 Brea. And I want a New York thin crust 32 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,323 on top of a Chicago deep dish. 33 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:04,151 Let those cities fight it out in my mouth. 34 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,588 See? Wildly idiotic misunderstandings in romcoms 35 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:07,806 happen in real life, too. 36 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:08,894 Why don't we just watch Meatballs? 37 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,374 Meatballs! Now you're talkin'. 38 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,072 I want six private balls. 39 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,161 You don't eat meatballs on their own! 40 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,467 You need spaghetti or Chinese food! 41 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,208 Did I just hear someone mention meatballs? 42 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,950 'Cause I just gutted a salmon I'm about to parm. 43 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,517 "Meatballs" was the girl's idea. 44 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:25,433 Wow, Brea, you've really become quite the comfortable guest. 45 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,478 I'm sorry?Don't be. Watch this. 46 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:28,827 Maybe we should watch Stakeout. 47 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,264 Yes! Bring a steak out. 48 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,962 I want a rib eye, a tomahawk, and a porterhouse. 49 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,746 Makes sense to me. Triple Crown of beef. 50 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,879 So, I guess we'll have fish, meatballs, 51 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,315 and every cut of beef. 52 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,577 Thanks, Brea. 53 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:40,970 I'm just here to watch a movie. 54 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,146 Like Hamburger Hill?A hill of burgers? 55 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,365 That'll be the perfect start 56 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,106 to Brea's festival of meats! 57 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,977 Whatever works for ya, Bevy, but I would definitely 58 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,979 chuck the fish and go with the meats 59 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,241 like the girl says. 60 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,243 Well, I guess Brea's beef banquet it is. 61 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,680 [CHUCKLES] Happy Thursday to me, Brea. 62 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,381 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside 63 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,687 ♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 64 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,171 ♪♪ I don't know the future 65 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:11,696 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 66 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,611 ADULT ADAM: It was May 19th, 1980-something, 67 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,526 and Geoff had gathered his best friends 68 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,441 for an important announcement. 69 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:20,227 Okay, now that Erica and I are back together forever, 70 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,924 I've decided I'm gonna ask for her hand. 71 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,969 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 72 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,146 Geoffrey Middle Name Schwartz, 73 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,799 are you saying what I think you're saying? 74 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,192 It's often hard to know what you're thinking, 75 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,976 so I hope so? 76 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,587 Bar, he's saying he's gonna propose to your sister. 77 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,154 I was mostly right! 78 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,938 Yes! Oh! 79 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,461 My God! 80 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,681 Erica's gonna get to do this all the time? 81 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:40,856 I'm excited, too, Bar. 82 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,118 Can I have my arms back for a sec 83 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:42,988 so I can show you guys the ring? 84 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,903 Oh, my God. 85 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,992 Before you do, just know I accept. 86 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:47,819 Accept what, exactly? 87 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,691 Best man. 88 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:50,779 I mean, I didn't want to make it awkward 89 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,128 for Geoff to single me out 90 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,956 in front of all of you clearly lesser men. 91 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,176 Actually, I was hoping you guys could all be my best men. 92 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,178 Fine, but I think it'll be clear to everyone 93 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,440 who's the best co-best man. 94 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,181 Super clear. Now, I was hoping 95 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,270 one of you could hold onto the ring for me. 96 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,054 Matt Bradley, you're the most dependable guy I know, 97 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,403 so it would mean everything to me... 98 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,057 Say no more! 99 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,928 My hiding skills are legendary. 100 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,191 I don't want you to hide it. 101 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,540 I just want you to keep it safe. 102 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:13,671 Don't need all the boring details. 103 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,804 You mean the details that are super important. 104 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,285 Like, where the hell is the ring that was just in your hand? 105 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,374 I put it in my pocket, which has a hole in it, 106 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,289 and now it's down by my shoe, where it's safe. 107 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,247 Yeah, Bar, I want the ring back.Never! 108 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,554 I mean, not never, but after I hide it successfully. 109 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,859 I'm off to the secret location. 110 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,906 Okay, no...ALL: Barry! 111 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,517 Well, well, well. 112 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,302 Look who finally showed. 113 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,781 We were literally 10 feet behind you. 114 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,349 And yet, not in time to know where I hid the ring. 115 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,090 Definitely in this room.Somewhere close to where you are now. 116 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,310 Probably under the pillow.How? 117 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,876 It's like they're all Spenser: For Hires! 118 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,530 [KNOCK ON DOOR]What are you boys up to? 119 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,140 Just not hiding stuff. 120 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,316 You're acting weird. 121 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,969 You're acting weird. 122 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,797 Can't four grown men 123 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,756 anxiously come to my childhood bedroom 124 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,323 for a reason so private, 125 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,933 it would literally blow your mind to dust? 126 00:03:58,107 --> 00:03:59,369 Or just nothing. We should go. 127 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,067 We should, because there's no sacred baubles 128 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,808 of great personal or monetary value 129 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,027 hidden somewhere in this room. 130 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,377 Now, move, move, move! 131 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,771 ADULT ADAM: Not surprisingly, my mom sensed something was up. 132 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,251 [GASPS] 133 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,209 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 134 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,558 Geoff and Erica! 135 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,691 Aah! [GIGGLES] 136 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,301 What's happening in here? 137 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,955 Just doing my jazzercise. 138 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,957 In Barry's room? With no music? 139 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,350 Silent jazzercise. 140 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,830 It's for librarians and mimes. 141 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,050 Well, I'm glad to know you're part of a vibrant community. 142 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,747 Is it cool if Geoff and I use 143 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,314 the shore house this weekend?[GASPS] Oh, my God! Yes! 144 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:32,881 Wow, you're more excited than I am. 145 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,404 Oh, so romantic. 146 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,145 The moonlight dancing on the water 147 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,408 as he asks you.Asks me... 148 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,497 Uh, well, whether you want New England 149 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,412 or Manhattan clam chowder. 150 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,545 Oh, gross. Is it Chowderfest time already? 151 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:45,720 I know. 152 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,635 Time flies. [CHUCKLES] 153 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:48,810 You used to be my little baby, 154 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,594 and now you're a big girl. 155 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,596 Okay, you're obviously having a mental breakdown, 156 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,338 so I'm just gonna go get the keys. 157 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,428 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom could barely keep the secret from Erica, 158 00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,647 so she had to share it with someone. 159 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,214 Hey, that was Battle of the Network Stars! 160 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,174 Now I'll never know if Potsie can out-tug T.J. Hooker! 161 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,958 Look what I found in Barry's room. 162 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:09,352 Husband tip... eat more salt. 163 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:10,614 That way, your finger will swell up 164 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,137 and it won't slide off. 165 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,617 This isn't my ring, Murray. 166 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,706 Our child is getting engaged. 167 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,360 Really? Those two morons? 168 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,666 See what's happening? 169 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,842 My mom's telling my checked-out dad 170 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,452 that Geoff is gonna propose to Erica, 171 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,324 but he thinks she's talking about Barry and Joanne. 172 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,064 Quite frankly, it's about time. 173 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,544 Feels a little fast to me, 174 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,285 but at least I won't have to pay for it. 175 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,547 What? Of course you have to pay for it. 176 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,853 Damn modern times. 177 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,115 Ruining everything! 178 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,899 And this makes you gleeful why? 179 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,466 Because, Brea Bee, 180 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,860 a classic, real-life romcom misunderstanding 181 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,862 is unfolding before our very eyes. 182 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,168 So, now we're gonna be related to the Schwartzes? 183 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,257 This keeps getting worse and worse. 184 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,173 You will not make this union of two young hearts 185 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,219 all about your stupid feud with Lou Schwartz. 186 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,917 You saw what he did!What did Lou do? 187 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,876 Let's just say the worst thing someone could do to my dad. 188 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,834 He asked him to stand up?Aww. 189 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,923 You really know him. But worse. 190 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,925 Who doesn't melt cheese on the cheeseburger? 191 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:01,883 He had it just sitting there 192 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,015 on the tray with the fixins! 193 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,495 Like it was gherkins, Bevy! 194 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,105 Gherkins!For God's sake, Murray, 195 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,846 you yelled at him in front of his guests 196 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,413 and then stormed out of the barbecue. 197 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,241 I did it for all of us! 198 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,895 Well, you need to go over there and make it better. 199 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,462 You know what would make it better, Bevy? 200 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,377 When your patty is sizzling on the grill, 201 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,030 you put a little cheese on it. 202 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,119 You know, they come in slices now. 203 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,644 Go! And don't say anything about the engagement. 204 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:24,949 It's a secret. 205 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,038 Put your child's happiness above your own. 206 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,650 If she would have said "Erica" instead of "our child," 207 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:30,694 the whole thing would have been cleared up. 208 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,566 What a hysterically reckless game 209 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,871 you're playing with your loved ones' lives. 210 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,612 [CHUCKLES] You get it now. 211 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,397 ADULT ADAM: And so, my dad schlepped to the Schwartzes' 212 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,659 to make things right. 213 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:39,877 Uh, Bevy wanted me 214 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,444 to come over and, uh, apologize. 215 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:42,880 About the barbecue incident? 216 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,491 I guess it was wrong of me 217 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,144 to yell at you for as long as I did. 218 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,537 It was 17 minutes. 219 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,886 There was a clock behind you. 220 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,280 I was blind with rage, but that's no excuse. 221 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,369 So, I'm [WHISPERS] sorry.Thank you, Murray. 222 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,762 It's nice to barely hear that. 223 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,328 Now, you say yours so I can get out of here. 224 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,504 I left my car running. 225 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,070 What do I have to apologize for? 226 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,725 The cheese, Louis. The cheese. 227 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,554 Some people like the option to take the cheese off. 228 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,469 You can't do that if it's melted. 229 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,166 Plus, cold cheese retains its flavor better. 230 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,473 Linda, please. That is patently absurd. 231 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,301 I've got this. Get out. 232 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,912 I only came by 'cause my wife didn't want 233 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,175 things to get weird after the kids got engaged. 234 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,786 Wait, w-who's getting engaged? 235 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,527 Bevy found a ring in Barry's room, 236 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,920 so I guess he's gonna propose to what's-her-name. 237 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,487 Joanne? 238 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,488 That doesn't sound right, but you'd know. 239 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:26,924 But they just started dating! 240 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,360 That's what I said! 241 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,711 But the heart wants what it wants! 242 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:31,755 Melted cheese! 243 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,759 Jo-Jo's getting engaged? 244 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,108 "Jo-Jo"? 245 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,415 I'm Jo-Jo. 246 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,503 ADULT ADAM: Naturally, she then went right to Barry's room, 247 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,026 looking for proof he'd propose, 248 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,898 and one little misunderstanding 249 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:44,986 got a lot bigger. 250 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,161 Joanne? 251 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,684 What are you doing? 252 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,643 Looking for this. 253 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:50,731 Oh, you're...y-you're not supposed to see that. 254 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,690 Barry, it's way too fast to be getting married. 255 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,562 I thought you'd be excited. 256 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,999 I mean, if a boy wants to marry a girl, shouldn't he propose? 257 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,696 Well, not if the girl isn't ready. 258 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:00,784 And she's not? 259 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:01,916 She will be one day. 260 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,266 But...not now. 261 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,226 [SIGHS] This is really upsetting. 262 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,706 Oh, well, it doesn't have to be. 263 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,882 It can still be really fun and physical. 264 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,188 Oogh! I don't want to think about that. 265 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,146 Well, I'll think about it for us. 266 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,322 Like, a lot. [CLICKS TONGUE] 267 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,368 ADULT ADAM: And so, that little misunderstanding snowballed. 268 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,239 Meanwhile, Geoff was still ready 269 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,589 to pop the question to Erica, 270 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,026 but not without asking my dad first. 271 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,071 Mr. Goldberg. Murray. 272 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,725 Um, your daughter means everything to me, 273 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,335 and if you would extend me the honor... 274 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,815 Gaagh! 275 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,817 I thought it, and it happened. 276 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,340 Why'd you tackle me? 277 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,604 You cannot propose to my sister. 278 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:38,953 She's not ready.Wha... How do you know that? 279 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,563 Joanne told me. 280 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,130 Apparently, they're a lot closer than I thought. 281 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,394 But we've been so happy since we got back together. 282 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,309 I guess I never considered it might be too fast. 283 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,006 You can be an impetuous boob. 284 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,617 It's just, we're going to the beach this weekend, 285 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,662 and I told her there was gonna be a big surprise. 286 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,446 Ready to hit it?Oh. For sure. 287 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,579 Or we could just hang here and take it slow. 288 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,146 Like super slow. 289 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,106 [DEEP VOICE] Look, I'm Geoff in slooo-mooo. 290 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,195 Ugh. Please say this isn't gonna be the entire car ride. 291 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,067 Sometimes we get what we want, and other times, 292 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,677 we get crushed by life's cruel indignities. 293 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,374 [LAUGHS] 294 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,811 This guy! 295 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,856 He knows how to kick off a beach weekend. 296 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,292 Okay.Aw, man! 297 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,294 The simple lack of pronouns 298 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,427 is wreaking havoc on people's lives! 299 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,169 [CHUCKLES] I don't think I'm enjoying this as much as you are. 300 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,127 Are you not following what's going on here? 301 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,173 Yeah. Your mom found the ring that Geoff was going to use 302 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,696 to propose to Erica, but your dad believed 303 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,306 it was Barry who was gonna propose to Joanne. 304 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,569 And when he let that slip to the Schwartzes, 305 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,092 Joanne found out and told Barry 306 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,746 that she wasn't ready to get engaged. 307 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,095 Only Barry thought she meant Erica's not ready, 308 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,923 which he told Geoff. 309 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,881 So, now, he and Erica are going away for the weekend, 310 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,143 and he has to provide a surprise, 311 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,667 only it can't be a proposal. 312 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,451 So, you're up to speed. 313 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,626 But don't worry. 314 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,107 Romcoms always work out in the end. 315 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,282 You really believe that?I have zero doubt. 316 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,979 Hey, Bar. 317 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,243 Um, you can just take this, and if you wanna hide it 318 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,332 or lose it forever, that's, that's fine. 319 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,204 Okay. Maybe a little doubt. 320 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,819 ADULT ADAM: Believing her baby girl was about to be engaged, 321 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,126 my mom was on cloud nine... 322 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,694 [DOORBELL RINGS] ...and ready to spread the big news. 323 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,087 Hi, Bev!Ahh! [LAUGHING] Ginzy! 324 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,263 Oh, my neighbor! My friend. 325 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,221 My shadow. 326 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,006 You may not shine brightly, 327 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,442 but without your dull glow, 328 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,314 my life would be meaningless. 329 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,272 You are the moon to my sun. 330 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,926 Aw.Sweet, simple Essie. 331 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,798 Do I have a dull glow, too? 332 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,931 No, you are a more distant planet to my sun, 333 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:31,848 a dull, icy, lifeless orb 334 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,284 that somehow makes my life richer. 335 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,939 Aww, it's like you're a hateful Carl Sagan. 336 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,854 Well, listen, I have some incredible news 337 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,508 that will put in stark relief 338 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,249 how pointless your lives are. 339 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643 [INHALES DEEPLY] My baby's getting engaged! 340 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,732 Ahh! Match your intense joy with mine! 341 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,429 [LAUGHS] Yes! 342 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,518 Yes! 343 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,303 Moon, dim faraway rock, what's wrong? 344 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,696 Wait, why isn't Linda here 345 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,698 to celebrate my divine union with her family? 346 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,004 That's kind of the thing. 347 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,745 She's not as excited about the engagement. 348 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,007 I see. 349 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,139 Beverly, how are you this strong? 350 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,054 A mama can stop a train with her teeth 351 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:04,925 if her babies are threatened. 352 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,448 [GRUNTS] 353 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,754 But I just said it's too soon. 354 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,103 They barely know one another. 355 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,757 They're soul mates, you cracked leather bag! 356 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,193 And let's be honest, 357 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,761 the boy is a tad emotionally underdeveloped. 358 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,414 Well, that's weird of you to say, but okay. 359 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,894 Look, none of this matters anyway, 360 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,591 because the proposal isn't happening. 361 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,767 Isn't happening? 362 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,029 What kind of an overbearing, 363 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,074 self-centered mother are you to cancel 364 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,946 my baby's wedding, where I'm going to perform 365 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,035 Jeffrey Osborne's On the Wings of Love? 366 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,255 The kind who intervenes because their child is making a big mistake. 367 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,083 Well, you'd better hope this happens, 368 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,216 or I will put you in a permanent headlock 369 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,566 in which you will have to eat, bathe, and sleep. 370 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,568 Well, that's not gonna be practical for either one of us. 371 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,830 [GRUNTS]Oh! I'll do what I can! 372 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310 ADULT ADAM: My mom desperately hoped 373 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,268 Linda was wrong about the engagement, 374 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,705 and there was only one way to find out. 375 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,184 There's our special snack-maker! 376 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,186 Can you believe we've been sitting here 377 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,059 without a single chip and/or dip? 378 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,844 And Murray pulled out a bag of uncooked rice. 379 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,020 It'll do in a pinch, but my teeth aren't thanking me. 380 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,066 Linda Schwartz stopped the proposal. 381 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,155 See? Everything works out if you just do nothing. 382 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,722 No. This is a bad thing. 383 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,072 Like not having snacks. 384 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,074 I'd even eat a tomato like a piece of fruit. 385 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,945 I once closed my eyes and ate a radish 386 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,599 while thinking about a pear. 387 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,819 It doesn't work. The mind has limits. 388 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,647 Adam, maybe you have some info you'd want to reveal? 389 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,085 Did you know a zucchini is actually a berry? 390 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,957 What's that about?Not fun food facts. 391 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,742 Fine. [SIGHS] 392 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,309 Mom, are you positive the proposal is off? 393 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,137 Because maybe everything's fine. 394 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,878 [SIGHS] My Schmoopy-angel. 395 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,098 Always looking on the bright side. 396 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,403 I'm gonna go call the shore house and see. 397 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,799 It's pretty... pretty quiet here, huh? 398 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,105 [PHONE RINGING] 399 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,976 Oh, and now some noise. What a day, right? 400 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,196 Hello?Hey, Schmoo. 401 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,893 Just checking in. 402 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,330 Anything fun or joyous you'd like to share? 403 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,071 A bird flew into the window. 404 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,073 It looked dead, but then it took off like an hour later. 405 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,727 Yeah, such dramatic creatures. 406 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,121 So, uh, Geoff said something about a surprise. 407 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,775 What's that about, fool? 408 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,994 I don't know...fool. [EXHALES SHARPLY] 409 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,387 I kinda thought my surprise 410 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,867 was gonna be something special, 411 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,912 but he's acting squirrelly. 412 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,131 Oh, wait, he's coming over right now, 413 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,002 and he's extra sweaty, for some reason. 414 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,699 Oh, my God! It's happening! 415 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,659 Hey, so, um, I-I know I promised you, like, 416 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,052 a big surprise, and I'm, I'm sure 417 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,315 you're wondering what it is. 418 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,620 So, here goes nothing. 419 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,752 Yes! It's like I'm there! 420 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,145 I told you. It always works out. 421 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,538 Erica, you mean everything to me. 422 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,932 He'll probably mention me later, but so far, so good. 423 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,022 Life with you is like a party in my heart. 424 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,937 But why just party in my heart, 425 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,071 when we can party at your parents' beach house? 426 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,900 ALL: Surprise! 427 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,684 Who wants to split a beer with me?I saw a pelican! 428 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,904 So, this is my surprise? 429 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,949 Hanging with your friends and Johnny Atkins? 430 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,472 And Carla, bitch. 431 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,170 It's just a party at our beach house? 432 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,693 Oh, balls.Yeah. 433 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,216 Giant balls you could've stopped. 434 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,827 Hey, I know that bro. 435 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,829 Yeah, I invited you.Right. 436 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,179 Then happy birthday, champ. 437 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,355 And I'm not calling you champ 'cause I don't know your name. 438 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,878 Is it Glenn?It is not. 439 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,097 And it's not my birthday. 440 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,142 Are you calling me a liar, Glenn? 441 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,057 Okay, Mom, I should go. "Glenn's" in trouble. 442 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,667 Damn it, Murray! He's not proposing! 443 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,886 Barry?Geoff! 444 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,366 To Joanne?To Erica! 445 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,063 But Barry is?But Barry is what? 446 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,456 Proposing!To Erica? 447 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,371 To Joanne!Stop confusing me. 448 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,763 Stop confusing me! 449 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,069 Allow me to explain. 450 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,375 Bill and I are famished. 451 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,724 It's actually gettin' kinda rude. 452 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,899 Okay, can someone please tell me 453 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,509 what the [BLEEP] is going on? 454 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,381 ADULT ADAM: With my hopes of a happy ending fading, 455 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,993 I had no choice but to step in and set the record straight. 456 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,169 And those are the six standard plot devices 457 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,954 of any romantic comedy. 458 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,347 So, what you're saying is that Geoff isn't proposing 459 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,523 because he thinks Erica doesn't want him to? 460 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,396 And it was Joanne who didn't want a proposal from Barry. 461 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,441 And he didn't want to propose to her in the first place. 462 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356 And it all started because Mur-man is a loving, 463 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,618 yet disinterested father. 464 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,098 It's effortless. 465 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,535 Wait, Barry, you weren't gonna propose to me? 466 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,495 One day...after I become a wildly successful doctor, 467 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,714 emcee, and multi-sport professional athlete. 468 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,542 So, like, next summer.[SCOFFS] This is upsetting. 469 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,153 But Jo-Jo, you didn't want him to propose! 470 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,937 A girl still wants to be asked. 471 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,373 Then let's make it happen! 472 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,420 I'll do a super heartfelt sham one right now. 473 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,378 No. I want it to be surprising and romantic, 474 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,945 and then I'll reject you. 475 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,425 Enough. The only thing that matters now 476 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,209 is getting Geoff back on track. 477 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,602 What do we do? 478 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,734 Well, at this point in a romcom, 479 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,997 someone would tell the guy to "go to her." 480 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,824 But Geoff can't go to her. 481 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174 He's already with the her he's supposed to go to. 482 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,437 Well, if Geoff can't go to her, I'll go to her. 483 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,178 No one's going to go to her without me. 484 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,962 And I have the ring! 485 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,659 I need to go to him so he can go to her. 486 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,313 And I'll stay put for all of us! 487 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,663 Not a chance. We're all going to her. 488 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,100 You can go to her in my church van. 489 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,060 You're not going?Oh, I don't like to get involved 490 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,714 in other people's romantic entanglements. 491 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,021 Everyone, to Vic's religious van! 492 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,805 Go, go, go! Go! Go! 493 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,897 ADULT ADAM: Erica hoped for a romantic getaway with Geoff, 494 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,768 but instead, she got this. 495 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,248 Truth or dare?Dare. 496 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,250 I dare you to give me the key to your apartment. 497 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,904 I thought you liked using the window? 498 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,601 Damn it, Johnny! I've met all of your cousins! 499 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,168 Isn't that enough? 500 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,257 Oh, man. I wasn't planning on doing this 501 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,606 with all these asswipes up in our business, 502 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,217 but here. 503 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,914 It's not just to my apartment. 504 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,437 It's to my heart. 505 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,177 That's clearly the key to a bike lock. 506 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,700 [CARLA SQUEALS] 507 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:03,963 This has been truly traumatizing. 508 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,008 Oh. Oog! And it's not over. 509 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,488 It had to be truth or dare! 510 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,880 I suggested charades. 511 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,970 Ugh. Where is this going? 512 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:11,796 Well, I know where I'm going, 513 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,972 to get some fresh air. 514 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,582 Do you want company?I'm good. 515 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,674 I-I think she's upset.No way, man. 516 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,023 Don't be crazy.I'm upset. 517 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,111 Are we just gonna stand here and watch this? 518 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:23,983 Where is she? 519 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,636 Mrs. G? 520 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,290 Mom? Dad? 521 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,726 Where's Erica?She's taking a walk. 522 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,945 What's going on?[DOOR CLOSES] 523 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:30,946 Let me start from the beginning. 524 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,035 You see, I love romcoms. 525 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,906 Brea, not so much. 526 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,952 Really, Adam?Geoff, Erica never said 527 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,258 she didn't want you to propose. 528 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,911 It was all just a huge misunderstanding. 529 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,958 So, you're saying... 530 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,221 My Geoffrey.[RING BOX SNAPS] 531 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,876 Sweet fruit of one of my dearest friend's loins... 532 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,486 Aww. 533 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,271 ...will you please take this ring 534 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,317 and propose to my baby girl 535 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,798 and make me the happiest mama in the world? 536 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,539 Yes. Yes! Oh, my God, yes! 537 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,585 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]Yeah! 538 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,847 Wait! 539 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,111 There's something I need to do first. 540 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,764 Joanne, the sweetest fruit 541 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,070 of my mother's friend's loins... 542 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,028 It's different when he says it. 543 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,246 ...will you marry me? 544 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,031 Keeping in mind your earlier promise 545 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,163 to reject me and 546 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,513 make me the happiest man in the world? 547 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:17,775 No! No! 548 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,342 A thousand times no! 549 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,996 Yes! Here you go. 550 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,998 Okay, now I just need permission from Mr. Goldberg. 551 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,304 Not so fast. 552 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,045 Lou!Murray, please. 553 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,308 Bevy, we're gonna share grandchildren with this man. 554 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,832 What kinda world do you want them to live in? 555 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,268 A world with melted cheese 556 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,704 on a burger, of course, but... 557 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,184 Wait, what other kind of world is there? 558 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,927 According to him, a world where cold cheese 559 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,277 sits lifelessly on warm meat. 560 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,844 Fine. I was wrong. 561 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,933 I just get overwhelmed at the grill, okay? 562 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,153 Let it out, sweetie.Between the timing 563 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,285 and the buns and all of that corn 564 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,331 on the second rack, I panicked! 565 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,159 I'm sorry, Murray! 566 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,510 From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry. 567 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,902 [SOBBING QUIETLY] 568 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,730 Ah. 569 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,950 All right, uh, you got permission.Great. 570 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,648 Then let's all go find Erica and propose to her together. 571 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,172 Absolutely not.Good idea. 572 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,130 I'll find her myself and tell you what she says. 573 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,219 Here's what gonna happen. 574 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,829 I am going to go find Erica, 575 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,309 and I am going to propose to her, 576 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,181 and I'm going to do it alone. 577 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,227 Yowza! Erica snagged herself a man. 578 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,838 And while this is really overshadowing our relationship news, 579 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:21,883 I'm super pumped for you, Glenn. 580 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,234 My name is Geoff Schwartz, 581 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,063 and I'm gonna go ask the love of my life to marry me. 582 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,066 ♪♪ When people keep repeating 583 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,111 ♪♪ That you'll never fall in love 584 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,417 Beautiful.Sure, the ocean. 585 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,853 It has a lot of fans. 586 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,464 I'm not talking about where I am. 587 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,161 I'm talking about who I'm with. 588 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,424 I'm sorry. 589 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,860 I thought this weekend was gonna be just us. 590 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,472 You know, special. 591 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,300 Well, I think it still can be. 592 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,433 ♪♪ To your heart ♪♪ Let my love open the door 593 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,348 ♪♪ To your heart ♪♪ Let my love open the door 594 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,567 Oh, my God, really? 595 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,177 Yeah, really. 596 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,874 I don't even know what to do or say. 597 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441 I... Should I kneel, too? 598 00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,964 You're perfect. I got this. 599 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,531 Yeah, you do. 600 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,098 When I first had a crush on you, 601 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,926 I was just an anxious ball of nerves 602 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,058 who could barely say a word. 603 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,452 But now, I know exactly what I want. 604 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,324 Is it me? Please say that it's me. 605 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,848 Erica Goldberg, 606 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,110 will you marry me? 607 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,720 Oh, hell, yes! ♪♪ To your heart 608 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,206 ♪♪ To your heart 609 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,296 In our defense, we're so happy for you! 610 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,080 [LAUGHING TEARFULLY][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 611 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,387 ADULT ADAM: It had been a crazy year for Erica and Geoff, 612 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,042 but in the end, it was all worth it, 613 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,783 and it seemed only fitting 614 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,132 that they got to share the occasion 615 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,916 with pretty much everyone they knew. 616 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,223 My best friend's marrying my sister. 617 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,833 It doesn't get much better than this. 618 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,009 Oh, I dunno. I think we've got a lot 619 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:45,923 of good things to look forward to. 620 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,534 [BOTH CHUCKLE]Aww. 621 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,927 Murray, are you crying? 622 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,668 My peanut's getting married, and 623 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,280 he's a great guy. 624 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,369 Sometimes life exceeds your expectations. 625 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,458 Not sometimes. 626 00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,807 The kids, you, 627 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,461 all the time. 628 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,072 ♪♪ Let my love open the door 629 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,684 So, what do you think about romcoms now? 630 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,252 It's a lot more like real life than I realized. 631 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,036 Just promise me we won't have this much confusion 632 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,560 in our relationship. 633 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,693 I'm never confused about how I feel about you. 634 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,956 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about family. 635 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,394 It's not just the people you're forced to share a house with. 636 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:25,006 It's the people you choose to share your life with. 637 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,443 Of course, this meant my mom's dream of planning a wedding 638 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,402 was gonna kick into gear... 639 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,490 Oh, my God! ...but that could wait for another day. 640 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,274 I, I hope... 641 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,537 This one was about the pure happiness 642 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,322 of everyone who was there 643 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,020 and the excitement of what was to come. 644 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,326 I know, I know... I don't always get 645 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,197 every detail exactly right, 646 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:45,156 but I do remember that moment 647 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,203 when my sister said yes as the sun set. 648 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814 Yep, it was 1980-something, 649 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,947 and it was picture perfect. 650 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:53,817 ♪♪ To your heart ♪♪ 651 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,126 [LAUGHS]Close. 652 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,388 He's barely... [LAUGHS] 653 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,259 There's a beetle on Geoff! 654 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,435 [SMACKS BOOM MIC] Ooh! 655 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,001 I guess it's not about the music.[SNORTS] 656 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:04,654 Why are you laughing at me? 657 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266 WOMAN: Oh![LAUGHTER] 658 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,963 Just the other day, we take... [BABBLES] 659 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,051 [LAUGHTER] 660 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,357 [MUMBLING] And it's choc... 661 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,184 [LAUGHS] It's chocolate mousse! 662 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,882 And once you climb into those soothing waters, 663 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,319 all your cares will drift away... 664 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,103 And once you climb into those soothing waters, 665 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,497 oh, your dreams will... come true? 666 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,630 Did everyone hear my stomach do that just now?[LAUGHS] 667 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,371 I can't keep a straight face.I'm sorry. 668 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,068 [HIGH-PITCHED WHINE][SNORTS] 669 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,199 I'm gonna cry.[IMITATES CREAKING] 670 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,157 Were you charmed by that, or what? 46765

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