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[ADULT ADAM] Back in the '80s,
Australia was everywhere.
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We went mad for Men at Work
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and all-in on
Olivia Newton-John.
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But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie
that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
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He's stepping on
those New Yorkers
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with boots covered
in kangaroo dung,
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and they love him for it!
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And who deserves to
live happily ever after
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more than a leathery
Australian man
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who threatens city folk
with a giant knife?
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Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
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I'm sorry if my lack of
joy inconveniences you.
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I'm still reeling from my
break-up with your sister.
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When a bloke loses his Sheila,
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it's worse than when a
dingo steals your baby.
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Your words are nonsense, but your tone
is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
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Okay, how do I look?
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Let me just straighten
this out a little bit.
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Ooh! Oh.
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What the hell, lady?
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[SIGHS] Now it's uneven.
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Okay, I can fix it.
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[FABRIC TEARS]
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Oh, my God! Why
are you even here?
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You want to win back Geoff's
heart, and I want to help you.
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Your hair needs more oomph.
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Luckily, I've got a
crimper, a curler,
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and a flat iron in my purse.
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Back off, Vidal Sassoon.
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I'm not here to win him back.
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I just really miss him, and
I want to figure things out.
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Well, then what am
I even doing here?
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I'd like to know, too.
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Just let me put some
lotion on your legs.
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Just go!
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You think it's gonna be easy
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making an intimate, romantic
connection without your mom?
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[CHUCKLES] We'll see.
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[SIGHS]
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Probably the case of
Vegemite I ordered.
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I bought a ton because there's
no way it's not delicious.
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Hello? Anyone in there?
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It's just my dumb sister.
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Barry, no, no, no.
You can't open it.
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She probably wants to know why I
didn't show up to her gig in L.A.
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Why did you leave her hanging
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in that incredibly
important moment?
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I humiliated myself
when I bumped into her,
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and I thought I'd
just cut my losses.
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Was that the wrong move?
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Impossible to say,
but definitely.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]Just make
something up. Get rid of her.
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I got you. Let's go.
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[SIGHS] Dear sister.
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Back from the City of Angels.
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Did you get me a tiny Oscar
that says "Best Brother"?
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I don't have the
energy for Barry time.
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Just tell me where Geoff is.
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[SIGHS] I have no idea.
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Too busy grabbing life by the
horns to check in with Big Tasty.
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Really? Geoff's doing well?
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He's crushing life. He's
looking jacked, feeling jacked.
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Hell, he's even seeing
a new jacked lady.
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A lady? What lady? Like, a
real lady with eyes and feet?
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All the parts.
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In fact, she's from Australia.
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Her name's Paula Hogan.
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Plays a fierce didgeridoo.
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[LAUGHS] So unexpected
and haunting.
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Anyway, may I take a message?
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I guess just say hey
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and congrats on landing a
super muscular Australian lady
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named Paula.
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Or no message.
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Bye.
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What the hell, Barry?
Why would you say that?
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The best lies are
specific and upsetting.
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Now, let's get you cleaned up.
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No. What? No! Come on.
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Come on, dude!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was May
12th, 1980-something,
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and senior prom was approaching.
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I couldn't wait to party with
my friends and my girl, Brea.
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I need some dress info.
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Are we still going
classic black?
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And is a corsage that squirts
water still a deal breaker?
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It is, and that's all
I'm telling you...
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Except that my dress is perfect.
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I feel ya. I mean, my tux is
a rental and deeply discounted
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because it's a size
called "almost a mister,"
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but we have
everything in common.
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Well, what we do have
is pretty special.
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[CHUCKLES]
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What's up with your face?
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It's the same smile you had
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when you fell in that
puppy pit in fifth grade.
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There's not a man alive
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who wouldn't love that
many little tongues.
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And I'm excited
about this weekend.
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So you heard about it, too?
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Mega Twister's finally here.
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Twister? Oh, no, thanks.
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My mom says that's a gateway
game to having babies.
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Mega Twister...
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The new coaster at
White Swan Park.
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I heard it killed three
people in testing.
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As much fun as possibly
falling out of the sky
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in Pittsburgh sounds,
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I think you're forgetting
prom is this Friday.
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I didn't forget.
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But as I don't have a date,
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I think you know
what that means.
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Is that our friendship
pact? Indeed.
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This states that if one of
us doesn't have a prom date,
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the other will stand by
him in lonesome solidarity.
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I was being a boy, not
signing a mortgage.
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And what about Brea?
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You're always going on about
how understanding she is.
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She'll get it.
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We're gonna eat churros
and do a loop-de-loop!
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ADULT ADAM: There was
no way I could choose
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between my girl
and my best friend.
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So in a desperate move, I went
to the only other person home.
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Dad, I need your help.
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I'm saving my energy for a
trip to the kitchen later.
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What about Mom? Great idea.
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She can bring me food
from the kitchen.
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Why is it when I don't need
advice, everyone has some,
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but when I do need it,
you're the only one here?
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Just say the thing.Fine.
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I'm excited to go
to prom with Brea,
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but Dave Kim doesn't want to go.
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What do I do?
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The kid who wears glasses in the
pool can't get a date to prom?
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How'd you know that?
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The only reason you
wouldn't go to prom
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is 'cause you don't have a date.
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So, you're saying if
he did have a date,
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I wouldn't have to choose?
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I don't know. I
stopped listening
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after I was done talking.
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ADULT ADAM: While my dad
helped me get Dave Kim to prom,
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Geoff was stuck on
how to get Erica back.
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JTP.
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ALL: JTP!
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It's come to my attention
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that before I see Erica again,
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I need to get out of my funk
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and become the best
version of myself.
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Good for you! Amen to that.
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I am way behind this idea, too,
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but can we pause to find
out what Barry is wearing?
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What?
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These are the threads of the
manliest man on the planet.
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He's obsessed with
Crocodile Dundee,
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and it's bleeding into
everything he does.
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You should stop questioning it
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and embrace your
inner Dundee, too.
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That's not a thing.
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You still love Erica,
right? More than anything.
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Well, she'll never want you
back in this pitiful state.
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I wouldn't say "pitiful."
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If hot, wet garbage had
a butt, you'd be it.
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The silver lining,
this is a chance
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to become the new and improved
Geoff of Erica's dreams.
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I mean, that is sort
of what I'm going for.
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And with that, the floor is open
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to how Geoff can be less
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of a sad puddle of despair
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that everyone despises.
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You could start with
basic personal hygiene.
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You could grow a beard.
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And proper diet and exercise
are always a good idea.
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No, something big.
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Something that would show Erica
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that I've sampled life.
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[GASPS] How about stalking
and killing a croc
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and making a vest out of
its supple belly skin?
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Or I've always
wanted to try darts.
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You've never played
darts before?
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'Cause what if I miss and
I hit a foreign dignitary
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and I trigger an
international squabble
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that spirals into World War III?
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I'm writing it down.
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ADULT ADAM: With that,
Geoff came up with
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the most underwhelming
bucket list ever.
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So, what are you
gonna try first?
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Let's throw caution to the wind
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and try some medium-spicy salsa.
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All right. Got one
loaded up for ya.
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I'm not ready. BARRY: Geoff.
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You think Crocodile Dundee was just born
with instincts to outwit a deadly wombat?
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A what?
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I think it's either a small
bear or a fat squirrel.
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Okay, if I eat the chip,
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do you promise to never bring
up Crocodile Dundee again?
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No promises, Alligator Schwartz.
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Eat the Dorito.
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[SIGHS]
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[CRUNCH]
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Not too much heat.
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Okay, now some burning,
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but I'm gonna fight through it.
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Oh, wow! My tongue is on fire!
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Wait. It's subsiding.
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I survived.
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The jar says "mild."
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You haven't
succeeded in any way.
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Sorry, buddy. You were so close.
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My cousin's baby
eats that stuff.
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Even though it was mild, I feel like I've
started my journey to self-discovery.
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ALL: Mild! Mild!
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Mild! Mild!
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[GASPS] There she is!
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Congratulations to the happy
couple, together again.
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We're not back together.
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Oh. Well, in that case...
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Mom, that was a whole cake!
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I make six cakes a day,
most of which you never see.
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What happened?
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Geoff's seeing some saucy
Aussie named Paula Hogan.
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Australia? [SCOFFS]
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Those people throw shrimps on the
barbie with no cheese whatsoever.
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That's definitely
the takeaway here.
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Worst of all, I had
to hear it from Barry.
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Wait, so you didn't
talk to Geoff?
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So?
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So, I love your brother with
every fiber of my being,
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but he's a barely
functioning human.
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Wait, are you actually admitting
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one of your children
might have a flaw?
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Please.
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He is a perfect angel without
any fault or weakness.
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But 100% yes. We've
gotta find out the truth.
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom swore
to find the facts on Geoff,
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I was on a mission of my own...
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Land my best bud a prom date.
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Dave Kim. Mop-top like a Beatle
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or the excellent character
actress Linda Hunt.
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He looks great in a turtleneck.
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Like a sea captain.
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Wait till he pops
those glasses off.
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Sure, he will be legally
blind and fly into a panic
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that his doctor calls
"the shadow terrors,"
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but hubba-hubba, am I right?
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You are not.
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00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,381
Ew. No.
252
00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,688
Yes.Okay.
253
00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,255
Well, now that you've said yes,
254
00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,952
what about instead
of Matt Dillon,
255
00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,476
you're going with Dave Kim?
256
00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,479
I-I just remembered, all
my grandmas just died.
257
00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,413
ADULT ADAM: It was gonna
be harder than I thought.
258
00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,657
But then, I remembered Dave
Kim's old flame, Carla.
259
00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:04,962
There she is.
260
00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,656
The second-prettiest
girl in the world.
261
00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,792
Who's first? I'll kill her dead.
262
00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,446
I meant a-after my girlfriend.
263
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,013
You have a girlfriend?
264
00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,469
Man, the world has
changed since I got out.
265
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,103
"Got out"?
266
00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:15,886
Of school?
267
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,975
Sure.
268
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:21,501
The reason I'm here is to remind
you of your first great love.
269
00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,937
Gummy bear-flavored vodka?
270
00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,373
Equally intoxicating...
271
00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,896
Dave Kim.
272
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,246
I do miss the DK Broiler...
273
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,336
Someone who spoiled me
with minimal human decency.
274
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,911
Then how about you
take him to prom?
275
00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,515
She's spoken for, homeslice.
276
00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,529
He wants me to get back
together with Dave Kim.
277
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,170
Would that make you angry? Yeah.
278
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,390
Let's dance, Goldnerd.
There you go!
279
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,884
Take off your shirt
and fight him.
280
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,350
Today was your last
day upright, muchacho!
281
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,893
What? Just... Just...
Whoa. Sleep on it!
282
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,789
Sleep on it! Shoot!
283
00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,139
ADULT ADAM: I had officially
exhausted all my options,
284
00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:53,663
which was not gonna be
good news for my best pal.
285
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,012
Dave Kim!
286
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,319
Or should I say,
"Dave Gym"? Hoh-hoh!
287
00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,842
Put the guns away, Josey Wales.
288
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,776
I guess I have been
lightsabering all winter.
289
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,411
But I have great news.
290
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,195
My aunt got us White
Swan VIP passes.
291
00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,501
We can cut any line!
292
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,275
What a fun thing that
you think is better
293
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,678
than a warm human prom date.
294
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,288
Adam, I tried.
295
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,266
You wouldn't believe how
many girls said no to me.
296
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,770
I might.
297
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,033
I really appreciate this.
It means everything to me.
298
00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,995
Maybe a meteor
will hit Jenkintown
299
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,127
and I won't have to make
any decisions tomorrow.
300
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,322
That's how I live my life.
301
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,304
Carpe who cares.
302
00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,469
ADULT ADAM: While I
dug myself into a hole,
303
00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,471
Geoff was finally
coming out of his funk
304
00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,473
and sampling all the
things he didn't do
305
00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:32,953
when he was with Erica...
306
00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:34,346
Like being an iguana guy.
307
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,714
What is that, a
cricket in your mouth?
308
00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,001
What's your appeal?
309
00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:39,046
He took a watercolor class.
310
00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,981
I love how much it looks like
the towel I wipe my brushes on.
311
00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:42,833
He even tried some travel.
312
00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,312
All right, map, where to next?
313
00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:48,795
Downtown Philly.
314
00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:50,555
Looks like someone's venturing
beyond their comfort zone
315
00:09:50,579 --> 00:09:52,364
and seeing the Italian Market.
316
00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:54,801
Trying all this stuff has
actually been really great.
317
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,935
Yeah. Now you just need to stop
a purse-snatcher with a soup can,
318
00:09:58,109 --> 00:10:01,329
and your transformation into an
Australian sex icon will be complete.
319
00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,183
Even your odd obsession
with the croc movie
320
00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:04,028
isn't gonna diminish my pleasure
321
00:10:04,202 --> 00:10:05,396
in the personal
growth I've made.
322
00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,726
Shut up! [SNIFFS]
323
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,162
I know that smell.
324
00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:09,772
It's my mom's signature scent...
325
00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:11,209
Meatballs and Aqua Net.
326
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,820
What are you guys doing here?
327
00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:16,518
I was just power-walking
your beautiful campus
328
00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:19,217
on a self-guided
architecture tour.
329
00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:21,784
I'm a big fan of buildings
built in the last six months.
330
00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:22,960
That tracks.
331
00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:25,005
Erica, h-hey.
332
00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:27,790
Hey, Geoff. You look... tan.
333
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:29,246
Thanks. New sunscreen
I've been trying out.
334
00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,837
I'm going with SPF 30.
335
00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:33,144
Thirty? You're an 80 man.
336
00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:35,668
I've actually been trying out
a lot of new things lately.
337
00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:39,063
N-New is always better than old,
familiar, and tons of shared history.
338
00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,257
I'm actually not... Available.
339
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:41,674
To talk.
340
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,589
Because he's on his
way to a drained pool
341
00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:45,262
so he can shred the
gnar, right, Geoff?
342
00:10:45,286 --> 00:10:47,462
Right, yeah. I mean,
gnars must be shredded.
343
00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:49,377
But, you know, I just
want to clear up...
344
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,466
Clear up his horrible bacne.
345
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,642
[SCOFFS] Ugh, it's not okay.
346
00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:55,925
That's another thing he's
doing as a new, improved man.
347
00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:58,125
Now, skate away
triumphantly, Geoff. Go!
348
00:10:58,299 --> 00:11:00,219
Check out the administration
building. It's nice.
349
00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:02,564
Wow, he's really doing it.
350
00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,132
This doesn't prove he's
dating someone, too.
351
00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:06,351
But this does.
352
00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:07,352
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
353
00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:08,831
Paula Hogan.
354
00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,311
She's real.
355
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:11,617
Whoa, what a natural beauty.
356
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,706
I mean, gross. Ew!
357
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,578
Who... Who would want
dimples and a joyful spirit?
358
00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:17,884
What do I do?
359
00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:20,713
Don't jump to conclusions
just from one photo.
360
00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:21,670
This isn't over.
361
00:11:21,844 --> 00:11:22,976
It feels like it is.
362
00:11:25,326 --> 00:11:26,980
[BLEEP] Australia.
363
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,333
ADULT ADAM: Prom
was only a day away,
364
00:11:32,507 --> 00:11:34,945
and I had to choose between my
best friend and my girlfriend.
365
00:11:35,119 --> 00:11:37,164
Goldberg, no sleeping
in my classroom!
366
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:40,254
It's an insult to me and
whatever subject I teach.
367
00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,468
I'm in the middle of a
crippling meltdown over here.
368
00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:44,521
Boo-hoo. Talk to me when
you're workin' three jobs
369
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:47,131
to afford medicated food
for a dog that hates you.
370
00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:48,959
What's got you so worked up?
371
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,917
It's prom. Tell me about it.
372
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,374
My boyfriend can't come because
his frat's being investigated.
373
00:11:53,398 --> 00:11:55,182
You don't have a prom date?
374
00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,356
Yeah. I'd pretty much go
with anyone at this point.
375
00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,186
I know someone that
qualifies as anyone.
376
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,448
How about Dave Kim?
377
00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,146
That grabby kid
in the wheelchair?
378
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,400
Very different person, but
if you're cool with Wayne,
379
00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,864
you're gonna have no
problem with my guy.
380
00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,760
On the following condition...
381
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,085
You have to do
all of my homework
382
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:10,328
for the rest of the semester.
383
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,591
Completely unreasonable.
384
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,351
But it solves my problem and
I'm uncomfortable with conflict.
385
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,768
Deal.
386
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,988
And that includes the
labs for this class.
387
00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,902
Sydney, where do you
think you're going?
388
00:12:20,077 --> 00:12:21,992
My new lab partner's got this.
389
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,168
Goldberg, are you
debasing yourself
390
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,344
to curry favor
with a cheerleader?
391
00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:27,518
Full respect.
392
00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,912
♪♪♪♪
393
00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:31,175
Guys, guess what happened?
394
00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:33,481
Puberty? Say goodbye
to clear skin
395
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:36,528
and hello to weird feelings
about your mom's friend Janet.
396
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,486
I just got asked
to prom by Sydney!
397
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,315
Sydney the cheerleader asked
you, with that haircut?
398
00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:42,489
Explain yourself.
399
00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,275
She just walked up and did it.
400
00:12:44,449 --> 00:12:46,494
I kind of blacked out
after that, but it's real.
401
00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,148
But what about White Swan Park?
402
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,194
Screw White Swan.
403
00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:52,302
I'm going to prom with the
hottest girl in school.
404
00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:53,632
No offense, Brea.
405
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,349
Women aren't some
commodity for you to rank.
406
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,765
Fine, you're co-number ones.
407
00:12:56,939 --> 00:12:58,637
Dave Kim, I'm impressed.
408
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,335
Yeah, your face suddenly
looks less punchable.
409
00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,164
Oh, man. I gotta get my magician's
tux from the trunk in the attic.
410
00:13:04,338 --> 00:13:07,037
The Amazing Dave
is amazing again.
411
00:13:07,211 --> 00:13:09,102
ADULT ADAM: While Dave
Kim was declaring victory,
412
00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:10,214
Erica was admitting defeat.
413
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:11,737
What the hell are you doing?
414
00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:13,826
Just going back to
L.A. to be with Lainey
415
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,369
and start my Geoff-less
life without Geoff.
416
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:16,698
You can't give up.
417
00:13:16,872 --> 00:13:19,875
Our whole relationship was
me forcing my will on him.
418
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,330
If he's happy with
this new life,
419
00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,086
then I'm not gonna be
the one to ruin it.
420
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,924
So if someone else
were to ruin it...
421
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:27,535
Stop. No meddling.
422
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:29,731
Okay, well, I am not gonna just
sit back and watch you leave.
423
00:13:29,755 --> 00:13:31,322
That's not your choice,
424
00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:32,908
and there's nothing
you can do to stop me.
425
00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:33,932
Really?
426
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:35,413
What the hell?
427
00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:37,067
[SCREAMS]
428
00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:39,329
Holy crap!
429
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,288
That was mostly leather!
430
00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:42,985
There's nothin' more powerful
431
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,075
than a mama bear
when she's cornered.
432
00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,294
I'm not gonna deny
that wasn't impressive,
433
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,210
but still, you need to
leave me and Geoff alone.
434
00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:51,516
You have my word.
435
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,213
I will leave you
and Geoff alone.
436
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,651
Paula Hogan?
437
00:13:56,825 --> 00:13:58,238
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
How can I help you?
438
00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,892
You can start by keeping your
bloomin' yapper shut, you homewrecker.
439
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,310
Or whatever it is you
call home down undah.
440
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,877
It's "home."
441
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,051
We speak English.
442
00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:07,532
And what's happening?
443
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:09,146
I'm talking about
you floozing around
444
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,665
with that sweet, innocent boy.
445
00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:12,145
"Floozing around"? Save it.
446
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,036
I can barely understand a
word you're saying anyway.
447
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,281
What you did to my
schmoopie is unforgivable,
448
00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,109
but you're gonna fix it.
449
00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,154
Well, that sounds
vaguely like a threat.
450
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,128
[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
Nothin' vague about it.
451
00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:26,028
Well, I-I'm gonna close
my door now and lock it.
452
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:27,203
So, g'day.
453
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,509
[CHUCKLES]
454
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,598
[IN NORMAL VOICE] It is now.
455
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,359
ADULT ADAM: My mom thought she
had driven Paula Hogan away.
456
00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,602
Meanwhile, Brea and I were
still waiting for our ride.
457
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:37,344
Ah, there. Our chariot arrives.
458
00:14:37,518 --> 00:14:39,999
What's up, fools? It's prom!
459
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,393
Dave Kim? I didn't know you
were gonna be in our limo.
460
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,612
Funny story... Corbett,
JC, and their gal pals
461
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,092
swung by to pick
Sydney and I up,
462
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,266
and now there's no room.
463
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,095
I hired the limo.
464
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,638
Thanks for that!
See you guys there!
465
00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,011
Step on it, Tim!
466
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,293
My lady likes the
wind in her hair.
467
00:14:53,317 --> 00:14:56,146
['80S DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
468
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,365
I can't believe your mom
had to drive us to prom.
469
00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,777
I can't believe you
tried to tip her.
470
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,543
I'm sorry, okay? I just
can't believe Dave Kim.
471
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:03,997
I got him that date with Sydney.
472
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,230
Wait, you got him that date?
473
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,939
Yeah, so we could be together.
474
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:09,724
This is our last prom ever.
475
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:11,465
That's what I thought,
but here I am.
476
00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:13,685
Johnny Atkins? Who
are you here with?
477
00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:16,035
This backpack that I'm
filling with soda and cookies.
478
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:18,124
Tell anyone, and I'll punch you.
479
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:20,494
Even though it's a crime now
because of our age difference.
480
00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,694
ADULT ADAM: So, it
was a rocky start.
481
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,498
Good news was, prom could
only get better from here.
482
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,393
Or so I thought.
483
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:29,179
Look who finally made
it... Mr. No Limo.
484
00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:31,244
That's really clever, and at
my expense, for some reason.
485
00:15:31,268 --> 00:15:33,139
Drama.
486
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,204
I guess someone's upset
we're wearing the same thing.
487
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,751
It's a tuxedo, Dave Kim.
488
00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:38,405
We're all wearing
the same thing.
489
00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:40,059
Woof. Someone's
obsessed with me.
490
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,974
[LAUGHTER]
491
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:44,281
You're lucky to even be
here tonight, Dave Kim.
492
00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:47,042
Yikes. You're clearly jealous
'cause you're not King Nerd anymore.
493
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,415
"King Nerd"?
494
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,765
Another socially challenged
gent landed a smokeshow,
495
00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:52,569
and you can't handle
the new power dynamic.
496
00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:54,116
You didn't land Sydney.
497
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,944
I paid her to ask you to prom!
498
00:15:56,118 --> 00:15:57,468
[MUSIC STOPS]
499
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,427
Whoa. That's as cold as
these berry parfaits.
500
00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:01,907
Hey! Food backpack?
501
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,214
Nice.
502
00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:05,824
Sydney, is this true?
503
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,398
Yeah, but if it helps, my
boyfriend will find this hilarious.
504
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,481
I see.
505
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:12,328
Well, I guess it all
worked out for you, Adam.
506
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:13,832
You got your memorable
prom after all.
507
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:17,836
Ready for pictures?
508
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,011
You need to fix this.
509
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:20,665
What about our magical prom?
510
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:22,797
It's just one night, Adam.
511
00:16:22,971 --> 00:16:24,451
Dave Kim has been
your friend forever.
512
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,280
Are you saying to go to him?
513
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,456
No, just find him
and talk to him.
514
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,086
Why does everything have to
be a big production with you?
515
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,633
Just go.
516
00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,437
ADULT ADAM: As I was
off to find Dave Kim,
517
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,202
Geoff had found himself.
518
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:37,464
I'm proud of you, big guy.
519
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:38,876
Feel like a changed
man? GEOFF: I do.
520
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,815
For the first time
in a long time,
521
00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:43,731
I-I know what I want
out of life... Erica.
522
00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,385
This calls for a hug.Yep.
523
00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:46,560
[LAUGHTER]
524
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:47,387
That's not a hug.
525
00:16:47,561 --> 00:16:49,128
This is a hug.
526
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,434
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
527
00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:51,609
Could it be?
528
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,350
Is that fate
529
00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:55,371
magically bringing Erica to
your doorstep to reconcile?
530
00:16:55,395 --> 00:16:56,701
♪♪♪♪
531
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,746
Geoff Schwartz? Yes?
532
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,532
Some crazy blonde lady
thought we were together
533
00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,031
and wanted me to back off
'cause it would ruin the life
534
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,375
of something called
a "schmoopie."
535
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:06,382
Looks like we got a mystery
on our hands, fellas.
536
00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,147
No, we don't.It's
clearly your mom.
537
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,401
Stop extending the hijinks.
538
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,497
I'm sorry, who are you?
539
00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:11,672
I'm Paula Hogan.
540
00:17:11,846 --> 00:17:13,195
Paula Hogan?
541
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:14,370
What the hell, Barry?
542
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,763
I thought Paula Hogan was fake!
543
00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:18,549
No, silly. She's in
my organic chem class.
544
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:20,681
Hi, Paula. Did you
do the homework yet?
545
00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:22,398
I thought you got her name
from the crocodile movie!
546
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:23,423
Ohh.
547
00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:25,904
Because Paul Hogan!
548
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,775
The human mind is an enigma.
549
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,430
Okay, w-what else did the
angry blonde lady say?
550
00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:32,804
That some girl was trying to
get back together with you.
551
00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:35,087
Whoopsie. Oh, my God.
552
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,610
I-I have to find Erica.
553
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:38,384
I'll drive us, but
not before Paula says,
554
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:39,850
"Throw another shrimp
on the barbie."
555
00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:40,874
How about "[BLEEP] off"?
556
00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:41,962
Let's go.
557
00:17:45,576 --> 00:17:47,534
ADULT ADAM: Prom night
had taken an ugly turn.
558
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,754
Fortunately, my dad
was always there.
559
00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,712
Not always there for
me, just always there.
560
00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:52,886
What are you doing home?
561
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,431
Hey. Remember when you told me
562
00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:56,606
to get Dave Kim a date to prom?
563
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:57,805
Not even in the slightest.
564
00:17:57,979 --> 00:17:59,198
I did.
565
00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:00,772
But then he acted
like a cocky jerk,
566
00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:02,941
so I embarrassed him.
567
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,595
But it was really bad.
568
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,510
Here's the thing about prom.
569
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,488
I know, it's just some dumb dance
you're never gonna remember.
570
00:18:08,512 --> 00:18:10,232
It's one of the biggest
nights of your life.
571
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,777
It's the last night celebrating
with all your friends
572
00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,320
before you go in
different directions.
573
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,910
What the hell?
574
00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:17,869
The only time I've seen
you this sentimental
575
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,369
is when you sadly finished the
Pepperidge Farm Christmas basket.
576
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,916
Food. I love it.
577
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,690
Well, here's something
you didn't know...
578
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:25,031
I didn't have a date for prom.
579
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,225
So, you didn't go?
580
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,923
Worse... I went with
my cousin Joyce.
581
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:30,795
Picture me in a dress.
There you have it.
582
00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:33,275
I... never knew that.
583
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,408
It's not something
you brag about, moron.
584
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,671
As big as this night
is for you and Brea,
585
00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:39,934
it's just as big for Dave Kim.
586
00:18:40,108 --> 00:18:41,283
You got all the names right.
587
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,546
I know some stuff.
588
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,591
Thanks, Dad.
589
00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:47,507
ADULT ADAM: Yeah, deep down,
my dad always had a few gems,
590
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:50,292
and it was up to me to
be there for my best bud.
591
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,907
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
592
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,488
I'm so sorry I
ruined your night.
593
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,473
I didn't have a date anyway,
594
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:59,582
so the only thing you ruined was the
illusion that anyone wanted to be with me.
595
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,173
That's not true.
596
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,088
I want to be with you.
597
00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:05,786
I just wish some girl would
look at me the same way you do.
598
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,135
You know what I mean.
599
00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:10,791
I do, because I was just
like you before I met Brea.
600
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,184
It'll happen for you, too.
601
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,359
You really think so?
602
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,013
I know so.
603
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,884
You're the best.
604
00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:18,625
Would you go to prom
with me, Dave Kim?
605
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:20,584
If prom is about
making memories,
606
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:24,414
this is a good one. Let's do it.
607
00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:25,937
ADULT ADAM: You never quite know
608
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,721
which moments you'll
look back on fondly,
609
00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:29,255
but then again [CAR HORN HONKS]
610
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,203
some moments are made
to be remembered.
611
00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:32,572
[DAVID BOWIE'S
MODERN LOVEPLAYING]
612
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,554
Erica! Open the window!
613
00:19:34,728 --> 00:19:36,034
Hey, Geoff's out on the lawn.
614
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,644
What are you doing?
615
00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:39,458
Just cutting his face
out of every memory.
616
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,520
She doesn't want to
come to the window.
617
00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:45,628
Okay, then, would you tell her
I'm not dating Paula Hogan?
618
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,372
[GASPS] He says he's
not dating Paula Hogan.
619
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,047
He's not? Why not?
620
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,614
Why not? I'll field this one.
621
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:51,788
I made it up!
622
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,225
Barry says he made it up.
623
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:54,182
Really? Really?
624
00:19:54,356 --> 00:19:55,836
Yes! Yes!
625
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,752
Hey, this is just like
in Crocodile Dundee
626
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:01,320
when Mick professes his love
across a busy subway platform.
627
00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,017
But you're doing
it through my mom.
628
00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:05,455
This is just like when
a crocodile in dungarees
629
00:20:05,629 --> 00:20:07,309
eats Mick Jagger in a
Subway sandwich shop.
630
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,241
What? This is way
harder than it looks.
631
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,852
Tell her there's
nobody from Australia
632
00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:13,743
or anyone else in the world
that I'd rather be with!
633
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,116
Tell her I love her!
634
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,290
[GASPS] He says he...
635
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,662
I heard him! Get out of my way!
636
00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:19,164
You love me?
637
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,382
More than anything.
638
00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:21,993
I did what you wanted.
639
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:24,007
I sampled life to find
out what makes me happy,
640
00:20:24,038 --> 00:20:25,678
and I discovered there's
only one thing...
641
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,128
You.
642
00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,695
Stay there.
643
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,480
I'm not going anywhere.
644
00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:32,699
♪♪ I don't believe
in modern love
645
00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:35,615
♪♪ Modern love
646
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:37,443
♪♪ Modern love...
647
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:40,315
Mama did it again.
648
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,381
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about finding
the people you're supposed to be with.
649
00:20:43,405 --> 00:20:46,670
There might be highs
and lows, ups and downs,
650
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,410
but if you hang in there,
651
00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:50,978
it turns out to be
more than worth it.
652
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,764
♪♪ Modern love
653
00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:54,938
♪♪ Modern love ♪♪
654
00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:56,723
♪♪♪♪
655
00:20:56,897 --> 00:20:59,247
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
656
00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:00,205
MAN: The biggest
limousine I've ever seen.
657
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:01,379
[BELL DINGS]
658
00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:05,253
What goodies did you score?
659
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:06,994
Oh, I got cupcakes,
660
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,406
unpeeled bananas...
That's key...
661
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,475
Twizzlers for days,
662
00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:11,738
and this lovely cornucopia
663
00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,697
that will brighten
my studio apartment.
664
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,395
I got a lifetime of streamers
and this photo backdrop.
665
00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:17,962
It's clouds. [LAUGHS]
666
00:21:18,136 --> 00:21:19,505
I thought the theme was
medieval masquerade.
667
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,661
Nah. Enchanted forest.
668
00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:23,533
So many magical
greens and browns.
669
00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:25,752
So these are twinkly
fairy lights.
670
00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:27,058
See you at the spring fling.
671
00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:28,320
Not if I see you first.
672
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,920
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