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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,327 [ADULT ADAM] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,570 We went mad for Men at Work 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:08,095 and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:12,186 But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee. 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,275 He's stepping on those New Yorkers 6 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:15,928 with boots covered in kangaroo dung, 7 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,452 and they love him for it! 8 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,323 And who deserves to live happily ever after 9 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,238 more than a leathery Australian man 10 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,868 who threatens city folk with a giant knife? 11 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:25,242 Stop being mopey. It's annoying. 12 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,810 I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. 13 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,614 I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister. 14 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,292 When a bloke loses his Sheila, 15 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,555 it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby. 16 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,490 Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess? 17 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,299 Okay, how do I look? 18 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,953 Let me just straighten this out a little bit. 19 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,216 Ooh! Oh. 20 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,695 What the hell, lady? 21 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:44,914 [SIGHS] Now it's uneven. 22 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,088 Okay, I can fix it. 23 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,482 [FABRIC TEARS] 24 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,440 Oh, my God! Why are you even here? 25 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,934 You want to win back Geoff's heart, and I want to help you. 26 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,228 Your hair needs more oomph. 27 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,534 Luckily, I've got a crimper, a curler, 28 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:57,828 and a flat iron in my purse. 29 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,798 Back off, Vidal Sassoon. 30 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,583 I'm not here to win him back. 31 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,455 I just really miss him, and I want to figure things out. 32 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:05,456 Well, then what am I even doing here? 33 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,849 I'd like to know, too. 34 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,623 Just let me put some lotion on your legs. 35 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:09,852 Just go! 36 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,680 You think it's gonna be easy 37 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,658 making an intimate, romantic connection without your mom? 38 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,075 [CHUCKLES] We'll see. 39 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,511 [SIGHS] 40 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,558 Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. 41 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,362 I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious. 42 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,518 Hello? Anyone in there? 43 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:24,780 It's just my dumb sister. 44 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,564 Barry, no, no, no. You can't open it. 45 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,239 She probably wants to know why I didn't show up to her gig in L.A. 46 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,423 Why did you leave her hanging 47 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,135 in that incredibly important moment? 48 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,939 I humiliated myself when I bumped into her, 49 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,375 and I thought I'd just cut my losses. 50 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,399 Was that the wrong move? 51 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,881 Impossible to say, but definitely. 52 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,380 [KNOCK ON DOOR]Just make something up. Get rid of her. 53 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,710 I got you. Let's go. 54 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:44,365 [SIGHS] Dear sister. 55 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,931 Back from the City of Angels. 56 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,040 Did you get me a tiny Oscar that says "Best Brother"? 57 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:49,761 I don't have the energy for Barry time. 58 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,067 Just tell me where Geoff is. 59 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,025 [SIGHS] I have no idea. 60 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,569 Too busy grabbing life by the horns to check in with Big Tasty. 61 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,942 Really? Geoff's doing well? 62 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,554 He's crushing life. He's looking jacked, feeling jacked. 63 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,382 Hell, he's even seeing a new jacked lady. 64 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,664 A lady? What lady? Like, a real lady with eyes and feet? 65 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:04,733 All the parts. 66 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,039 In fact, she's from Australia. 67 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,606 Her name's Paula Hogan. 68 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:09,912 Plays a fierce didgeridoo. 69 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,783 [LAUGHS] So unexpected and haunting. 70 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:14,046 Anyway, may I take a message? 71 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,049 I guess just say hey 72 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,574 and congrats on landing a super muscular Australian lady 73 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:20,748 named Paula. 74 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,490 Or no message. 75 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,231 Bye. 76 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:26,711 What the hell, Barry? Why would you say that? 77 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,887 The best lies are specific and upsetting. 78 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,261 Now, let's get you cleaned up. 79 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,063 No. What? No! Come on. 80 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:32,543 Come on, dude! 81 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,589 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside 82 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:37,287 ♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 83 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,379 ♪♪ I don't know the future 84 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,686 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 85 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,818 ADULT ADAM: It was May 12th, 1980-something, 86 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,994 and senior prom was approaching. 87 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,489 I couldn't wait to party with my friends and my girl, Brea. 88 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:52,955 I need some dress info. 89 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,218 Are we still going classic black? 90 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,742 And is a corsage that squirts water still a deal breaker? 91 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,459 It is, and that's all I'm telling you... 92 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,224 Except that my dress is perfect. 93 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:04,358 I feel ya. I mean, my tux is a rental and deeply discounted 94 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,292 because it's a size called "almost a mister," 95 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,231 but we have everything in common. 96 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,965 Well, what we do have is pretty special. 97 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,279 [CHUCKLES] 98 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,453 What's up with your face? 99 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:14,977 It's the same smile you had 100 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,476 when you fell in that puppy pit in fifth grade. 101 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,675 There's not a man alive 102 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,044 who wouldn't love that many little tongues. 103 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,852 And I'm excited about this weekend. 104 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,202 So you heard about it, too? 105 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,496 Mega Twister's finally here. 106 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,596 Twister? Oh, no, thanks. 107 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,661 My mom says that's a gateway game to having babies. 108 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,991 Mega Twister... 109 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,645 The new coaster at White Swan Park. 110 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,908 I heard it killed three people in testing. 111 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,882 As much fun as possibly falling out of the sky 112 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,303 in Pittsburgh sounds, 113 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:37,541 I think you're forgetting prom is this Friday. 114 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,566 I didn't forget. 115 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,002 But as I don't have a date, 116 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,352 I think you know what that means. 117 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,311 Is that our friendship pact? Indeed. 118 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:47,052 This states that if one of us doesn't have a prom date, 119 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,794 the other will stand by him in lonesome solidarity. 120 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,511 I was being a boy, not signing a mortgage. 121 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,494 And what about Brea? 122 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,776 You're always going on about how understanding she is. 123 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,237 She'll get it. 124 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,282 We're gonna eat churros and do a loop-de-loop! 125 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,825 ADULT ADAM: There was no way I could choose 126 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,938 between my girl and my best friend. 127 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:06,028 So in a desperate move, I went to the only other person home. 128 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,682 Dad, I need your help. 129 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,834 I'm saving my energy for a trip to the kitchen later. 130 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,729 What about Mom? Great idea. 131 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,514 She can bring me food from the kitchen. 132 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,820 Why is it when I don't need advice, everyone has some, 133 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,624 but when I do need it, you're the only one here? 134 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:18,780 Just say the thing.Fine. 135 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,999 I'm excited to go to prom with Brea, 136 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,368 but Dave Kim doesn't want to go. 137 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,959 What do I do? 138 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,657 The kid who wears glasses in the pool can't get a date to prom? 139 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,180 How'd you know that? 140 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,636 The only reason you wouldn't go to prom 141 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,966 is 'cause you don't have a date. 142 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,707 So, you're saying if he did have a date, 143 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,012 I wouldn't have to choose? 144 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,381 I don't know. I stopped listening 145 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,494 after I was done talking. 146 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,018 ADULT ADAM: While my dad helped me get Dave Kim to prom, 147 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,300 Geoff was stuck on how to get Erica back. 148 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,324 JTP. 149 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,413 ALL: JTP! 150 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,587 It's come to my attention 151 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:45,783 that before I see Erica again, 152 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,112 I need to get out of my funk 153 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,481 and become the best version of myself. 154 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,898 Good for you! Amen to that. 155 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,335 I am way behind this idea, too, 156 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,772 but can we pause to find out what Barry is wearing? 157 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,557 What? 158 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,883 These are the threads of the manliest man on the planet. 159 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,188 He's obsessed with Crocodile Dundee, 160 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,625 and it's bleeding into everything he does. 161 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,849 You should stop questioning it 162 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:03,975 and embrace your inner Dundee, too. 163 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,305 That's not a thing. 164 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,239 You still love Erica, right? More than anything. 165 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,893 Well, she'll never want you back in this pitiful state. 166 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,745 I wouldn't say "pitiful." 167 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,921 If hot, wet garbage had a butt, you'd be it. 168 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,792 The silver lining, this is a chance 169 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,839 to become the new and improved Geoff of Erica's dreams. 170 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,077 I mean, that is sort of what I'm going for. 171 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,277 And with that, the floor is open 172 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:22,278 to how Geoff can be less 173 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,627 of a sad puddle of despair 174 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:24,976 that everyone despises. 175 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,650 You could start with basic personal hygiene. 176 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,023 You could grow a beard. 177 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,504 And proper diet and exercise are always a good idea. 178 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:31,853 No, something big. 179 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:32,680 Something that would show Erica 180 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,246 that I've sampled life. 181 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,510 [GASPS] How about stalking and killing a croc 182 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:38,524 and making a vest out of its supple belly skin? 183 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,557 Or I've always wanted to try darts. 184 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,690 You've never played darts before? 185 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,145 'Cause what if I miss and I hit a foreign dignitary 186 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,669 and I trigger an international squabble 187 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:46,844 that spirals into World War III? 188 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,173 I'm writing it down. 189 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,219 ADULT ADAM: With that, Geoff came up with 190 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:53,222 the most underwhelming bucket list ever. 191 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,676 So, what are you gonna try first? 192 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:55,942 Let's throw caution to the wind 193 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,574 and try some medium-spicy salsa. 194 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,663 All right. Got one loaded up for ya. 195 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,709 I'm not ready. BARRY: Geoff. 196 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:05,123 You think Crocodile Dundee was just born with instincts to outwit a deadly wombat? 197 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,670 A what? 198 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,387 I think it's either a small bear or a fat squirrel. 199 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,021 Okay, if I eat the chip, 200 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,999 do you promise to never bring up Crocodile Dundee again? 201 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,416 No promises, Alligator Schwartz. 202 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,590 Eat the Dorito. 203 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:15,766 [SIGHS] 204 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,246 [CRUNCH] 205 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,769 Not too much heat. 206 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,249 Okay, now some burning, 207 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,444 but I'm gonna fight through it. 208 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,121 Oh, wow! My tongue is on fire! 209 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,862 Wait. It's subsiding. 210 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,343 I survived. 211 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,084 The jar says "mild." 212 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,538 You haven't succeeded in any way. 213 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,522 Sorry, buddy. You were so close. 214 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,003 My cousin's baby eats that stuff. 215 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:38,243 Even though it was mild, I feel like I've started my journey to self-discovery. 216 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,312 ALL: Mild! Mild! 217 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,358 Mild! Mild! 218 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,665 [GASPS] There she is! 219 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,581 Congratulations to the happy couple, together again. 220 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:48,756 We're not back together. 221 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:49,931 Oh. Well, in that case... 222 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,847 Mom, that was a whole cake! 223 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:55,110 I make six cakes a day, most of which you never see. 224 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,068 What happened? 225 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,680 Geoff's seeing some saucy Aussie named Paula Hogan. 226 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,073 Australia? [SCOFFS] 227 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:05,250 Those people throw shrimps on the barbie with no cheese whatsoever. 228 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,557 That's definitely the takeaway here. 229 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,230 Worst of all, I had to hear it from Barry. 230 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:11,039 Wait, so you didn't talk to Geoff? 231 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,693 So? 232 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,947 So, I love your brother with every fiber of my being, 233 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,610 but he's a barely functioning human. 234 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:17,804 Wait, are you actually admitting 235 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,327 one of your children might have a flaw? 236 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,179 Please. 237 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,530 He is a perfect angel without any fault or weakness. 238 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,446 But 100% yes. We've gotta find out the truth. 239 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,780 ADULT ADAM: As my mom swore to find the facts on Geoff, 240 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,232 I was on a mission of my own... 241 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:32,190 Land my best bud a prom date. 242 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,149 Dave Kim. Mop-top like a Beatle 243 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,123 or the excellent character actress Linda Hunt. 244 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,848 He looks great in a turtleneck. 245 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,284 Like a sea captain. 246 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,243 Wait till he pops those glasses off. 247 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:44,028 Sure, he will be legally blind and fly into a panic 248 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,943 that his doctor calls "the shadow terrors," 249 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,336 but hubba-hubba, am I right? 250 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,510 You are not. 251 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,381 Ew. No. 252 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,688 Yes.Okay. 253 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,255 Well, now that you've said yes, 254 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,952 what about instead of Matt Dillon, 255 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,476 you're going with Dave Kim? 256 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,479 I-I just remembered, all my grandmas just died. 257 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,413 ADULT ADAM: It was gonna be harder than I thought. 258 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,657 But then, I remembered Dave Kim's old flame, Carla. 259 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:04,962 There she is. 260 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,656 The second-prettiest girl in the world. 261 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,792 Who's first? I'll kill her dead. 262 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,446 I meant a-after my girlfriend. 263 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,013 You have a girlfriend? 264 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,469 Man, the world has changed since I got out. 265 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,103 "Got out"? 266 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:15,886 Of school? 267 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,975 Sure. 268 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:21,501 The reason I'm here is to remind you of your first great love. 269 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,937 Gummy bear-flavored vodka? 270 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,373 Equally intoxicating... 271 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,896 Dave Kim. 272 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,246 I do miss the DK Broiler... 273 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,336 Someone who spoiled me with minimal human decency. 274 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,911 Then how about you take him to prom? 275 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,515 She's spoken for, homeslice. 276 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,529 He wants me to get back together with Dave Kim. 277 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,170 Would that make you angry? Yeah. 278 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,390 Let's dance, Goldnerd. There you go! 279 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,884 Take off your shirt and fight him. 280 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,350 Today was your last day upright, muchacho! 281 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,893 What? Just... Just... Whoa. Sleep on it! 282 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,789 Sleep on it! Shoot! 283 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,139 ADULT ADAM: I had officially exhausted all my options, 284 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:53,663 which was not gonna be good news for my best pal. 285 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,012 Dave Kim! 286 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,319 Or should I say, "Dave Gym"? Hoh-hoh! 287 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,842 Put the guns away, Josey Wales. 288 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,776 I guess I have been lightsabering all winter. 289 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,411 But I have great news. 290 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,195 My aunt got us White Swan VIP passes. 291 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,501 We can cut any line! 292 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,275 What a fun thing that you think is better 293 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,678 than a warm human prom date. 294 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,288 Adam, I tried. 295 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,266 You wouldn't believe how many girls said no to me. 296 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,770 I might. 297 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,033 I really appreciate this. It means everything to me. 298 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,995 Maybe a meteor will hit Jenkintown 299 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,127 and I won't have to make any decisions tomorrow. 300 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,322 That's how I live my life. 301 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,304 Carpe who cares. 302 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,469 ADULT ADAM: While I dug myself into a hole, 303 00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,471 Geoff was finally coming out of his funk 304 00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,473 and sampling all the things he didn't do 305 00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:32,953 when he was with Erica... 306 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:34,346 Like being an iguana guy. 307 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,714 What is that, a cricket in your mouth? 308 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,001 What's your appeal? 309 00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:39,046 He took a watercolor class. 310 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,981 I love how much it looks like the towel I wipe my brushes on. 311 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:42,833 He even tried some travel. 312 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,312 All right, map, where to next? 313 00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:48,795 Downtown Philly. 314 00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:50,555 Looks like someone's venturing beyond their comfort zone 315 00:09:50,579 --> 00:09:52,364 and seeing the Italian Market. 316 00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:54,801 Trying all this stuff has actually been really great. 317 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,935 Yeah. Now you just need to stop a purse-snatcher with a soup can, 318 00:09:58,109 --> 00:10:01,329 and your transformation into an Australian sex icon will be complete. 319 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,183 Even your odd obsession with the croc movie 320 00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:04,028 isn't gonna diminish my pleasure 321 00:10:04,202 --> 00:10:05,396 in the personal growth I've made. 322 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,726 Shut up! [SNIFFS] 323 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,162 I know that smell. 324 00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:09,772 It's my mom's signature scent... 325 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:11,209 Meatballs and Aqua Net. 326 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,820 What are you guys doing here? 327 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:16,518 I was just power-walking your beautiful campus 328 00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:19,217 on a self-guided architecture tour. 329 00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:21,784 I'm a big fan of buildings built in the last six months. 330 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:22,960 That tracks. 331 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:25,005 Erica, h-hey. 332 00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:27,790 Hey, Geoff. You look... tan. 333 00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:29,246 Thanks. New sunscreen I've been trying out. 334 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,837 I'm going with SPF 30. 335 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:33,144 Thirty? You're an 80 man. 336 00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:35,668 I've actually been trying out a lot of new things lately. 337 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:39,063 N-New is always better than old, familiar, and tons of shared history. 338 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,257 I'm actually not... Available. 339 00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:41,674 To talk. 340 00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,589 Because he's on his way to a drained pool 341 00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:45,262 so he can shred the gnar, right, Geoff? 342 00:10:45,286 --> 00:10:47,462 Right, yeah. I mean, gnars must be shredded. 343 00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:49,377 But, you know, I just want to clear up... 344 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,466 Clear up his horrible bacne. 345 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,642 [SCOFFS] Ugh, it's not okay. 346 00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:55,925 That's another thing he's doing as a new, improved man. 347 00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:58,125 Now, skate away triumphantly, Geoff. Go! 348 00:10:58,299 --> 00:11:00,219 Check out the administration building. It's nice. 349 00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:02,564 Wow, he's really doing it. 350 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,132 This doesn't prove he's dating someone, too. 351 00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:06,351 But this does. 352 00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:07,352 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 353 00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:08,831 Paula Hogan. 354 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,311 She's real. 355 00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:11,617 Whoa, what a natural beauty. 356 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,706 I mean, gross. Ew! 357 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,578 Who... Who would want dimples and a joyful spirit? 358 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:17,884 What do I do? 359 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:20,713 Don't jump to conclusions just from one photo. 360 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:21,670 This isn't over. 361 00:11:21,844 --> 00:11:22,976 It feels like it is. 362 00:11:25,326 --> 00:11:26,980 [BLEEP] Australia. 363 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,333 ADULT ADAM: Prom was only a day away, 364 00:11:32,507 --> 00:11:34,945 and I had to choose between my best friend and my girlfriend. 365 00:11:35,119 --> 00:11:37,164 Goldberg, no sleeping in my classroom! 366 00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:40,254 It's an insult to me and whatever subject I teach. 367 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,468 I'm in the middle of a crippling meltdown over here. 368 00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:44,521 Boo-hoo. Talk to me when you're workin' three jobs 369 00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:47,131 to afford medicated food for a dog that hates you. 370 00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:48,959 What's got you so worked up? 371 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,917 It's prom. Tell me about it. 372 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,374 My boyfriend can't come because his frat's being investigated. 373 00:11:53,398 --> 00:11:55,182 You don't have a prom date? 374 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,356 Yeah. I'd pretty much go with anyone at this point. 375 00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,186 I know someone that qualifies as anyone. 376 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,448 How about Dave Kim? 377 00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,146 That grabby kid in the wheelchair? 378 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,400 Very different person, but if you're cool with Wayne, 379 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,864 you're gonna have no problem with my guy. 380 00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,760 On the following condition... 381 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,085 You have to do all of my homework 382 00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:10,328 for the rest of the semester. 383 00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,591 Completely unreasonable. 384 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,351 But it solves my problem and I'm uncomfortable with conflict. 385 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,768 Deal. 386 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,988 And that includes the labs for this class. 387 00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,902 Sydney, where do you think you're going? 388 00:12:20,077 --> 00:12:21,992 My new lab partner's got this. 389 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,168 Goldberg, are you debasing yourself 390 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,344 to curry favor with a cheerleader? 391 00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:27,518 Full respect. 392 00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,912 ♪♪♪♪ 393 00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:31,175 Guys, guess what happened? 394 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:33,481 Puberty? Say goodbye to clear skin 395 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:36,528 and hello to weird feelings about your mom's friend Janet. 396 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,486 I just got asked to prom by Sydney! 397 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,315 Sydney the cheerleader asked you, with that haircut? 398 00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:42,489 Explain yourself. 399 00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,275 She just walked up and did it. 400 00:12:44,449 --> 00:12:46,494 I kind of blacked out after that, but it's real. 401 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,148 But what about White Swan Park? 402 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,194 Screw White Swan. 403 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:52,302 I'm going to prom with the hottest girl in school. 404 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:53,632 No offense, Brea. 405 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,349 Women aren't some commodity for you to rank. 406 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,765 Fine, you're co-number ones. 407 00:12:56,939 --> 00:12:58,637 Dave Kim, I'm impressed. 408 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,335 Yeah, your face suddenly looks less punchable. 409 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,164 Oh, man. I gotta get my magician's tux from the trunk in the attic. 410 00:13:04,338 --> 00:13:07,037 The Amazing Dave is amazing again. 411 00:13:07,211 --> 00:13:09,102 ADULT ADAM: While Dave Kim was declaring victory, 412 00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:10,214 Erica was admitting defeat. 413 00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:11,737 What the hell are you doing? 414 00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:13,826 Just going back to L.A. to be with Lainey 415 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,369 and start my Geoff-less life without Geoff. 416 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:16,698 You can't give up. 417 00:13:16,872 --> 00:13:19,875 Our whole relationship was me forcing my will on him. 418 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,330 If he's happy with this new life, 419 00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,086 then I'm not gonna be the one to ruin it. 420 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,924 So if someone else were to ruin it... 421 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:27,535 Stop. No meddling. 422 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:29,731 Okay, well, I am not gonna just sit back and watch you leave. 423 00:13:29,755 --> 00:13:31,322 That's not your choice, 424 00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:32,908 and there's nothing you can do to stop me. 425 00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:33,932 Really? 426 00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:35,413 What the hell? 427 00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:37,067 [SCREAMS] 428 00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:39,329 Holy crap! 429 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,288 That was mostly leather! 430 00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:42,985 There's nothin' more powerful 431 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,075 than a mama bear when she's cornered. 432 00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,294 I'm not gonna deny that wasn't impressive, 433 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,210 but still, you need to leave me and Geoff alone. 434 00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:51,516 You have my word. 435 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,213 I will leave you and Geoff alone. 436 00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,651 Paula Hogan? 437 00:13:56,825 --> 00:13:58,238 [AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] How can I help you? 438 00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,892 You can start by keeping your bloomin' yapper shut, you homewrecker. 439 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,310 Or whatever it is you call home down undah. 440 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,877 It's "home." 441 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,051 We speak English. 442 00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:07,532 And what's happening? 443 00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:09,146 I'm talking about you floozing around 444 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,665 with that sweet, innocent boy. 445 00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:12,145 "Floozing around"? Save it. 446 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,036 I can barely understand a word you're saying anyway. 447 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,281 What you did to my schmoopie is unforgivable, 448 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,109 but you're gonna fix it. 449 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,154 Well, that sounds vaguely like a threat. 450 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,128 [IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Nothin' vague about it. 451 00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:26,028 Well, I-I'm gonna close my door now and lock it. 452 00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:27,203 So, g'day. 453 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,509 [CHUCKLES] 454 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,598 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It is now. 455 00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,359 ADULT ADAM: My mom thought she had driven Paula Hogan away. 456 00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,602 Meanwhile, Brea and I were still waiting for our ride. 457 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:37,344 Ah, there. Our chariot arrives. 458 00:14:37,518 --> 00:14:39,999 What's up, fools? It's prom! 459 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,393 Dave Kim? I didn't know you were gonna be in our limo. 460 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,612 Funny story... Corbett, JC, and their gal pals 461 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,092 swung by to pick Sydney and I up, 462 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,266 and now there's no room. 463 00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,095 I hired the limo. 464 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,638 Thanks for that! See you guys there! 465 00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,011 Step on it, Tim! 466 00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,293 My lady likes the wind in her hair. 467 00:14:53,317 --> 00:14:56,146 ['80S DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 468 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,365 I can't believe your mom had to drive us to prom. 469 00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,777 I can't believe you tried to tip her. 470 00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,543 I'm sorry, okay? I just can't believe Dave Kim. 471 00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:03,997 I got him that date with Sydney. 472 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,230 Wait, you got him that date? 473 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,939 Yeah, so we could be together. 474 00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:09,724 This is our last prom ever. 475 00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:11,465 That's what I thought, but here I am. 476 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:13,685 Johnny Atkins? Who are you here with? 477 00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:16,035 This backpack that I'm filling with soda and cookies. 478 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:18,124 Tell anyone, and I'll punch you. 479 00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:20,494 Even though it's a crime now because of our age difference. 480 00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,694 ADULT ADAM: So, it was a rocky start. 481 00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,498 Good news was, prom could only get better from here. 482 00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,393 Or so I thought. 483 00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:29,179 Look who finally made it... Mr. No Limo. 484 00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:31,244 That's really clever, and at my expense, for some reason. 485 00:15:31,268 --> 00:15:33,139 Drama. 486 00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,204 I guess someone's upset we're wearing the same thing. 487 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,751 It's a tuxedo, Dave Kim. 488 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:38,405 We're all wearing the same thing. 489 00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:40,059 Woof. Someone's obsessed with me. 490 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,974 [LAUGHTER] 491 00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:44,281 You're lucky to even be here tonight, Dave Kim. 492 00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:47,042 Yikes. You're clearly jealous 'cause you're not King Nerd anymore. 493 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,415 "King Nerd"? 494 00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,765 Another socially challenged gent landed a smokeshow, 495 00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:52,569 and you can't handle the new power dynamic. 496 00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:54,116 You didn't land Sydney. 497 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,944 I paid her to ask you to prom! 498 00:15:56,118 --> 00:15:57,468 [MUSIC STOPS] 499 00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,427 Whoa. That's as cold as these berry parfaits. 500 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:01,907 Hey! Food backpack? 501 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,214 Nice. 502 00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:05,824 Sydney, is this true? 503 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,398 Yeah, but if it helps, my boyfriend will find this hilarious. 504 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,481 I see. 505 00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:12,328 Well, I guess it all worked out for you, Adam. 506 00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:13,832 You got your memorable prom after all. 507 00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:17,836 Ready for pictures? 508 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,011 You need to fix this. 509 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:20,665 What about our magical prom? 510 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:22,797 It's just one night, Adam. 511 00:16:22,971 --> 00:16:24,451 Dave Kim has been your friend forever. 512 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,280 Are you saying to go to him? 513 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,456 No, just find him and talk to him. 514 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,086 Why does everything have to be a big production with you? 515 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,633 Just go. 516 00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,437 ADULT ADAM: As I was off to find Dave Kim, 517 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,202 Geoff had found himself. 518 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:37,464 I'm proud of you, big guy. 519 00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:38,876 Feel like a changed man? GEOFF: I do. 520 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,815 For the first time in a long time, 521 00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:43,731 I-I know what I want out of life... Erica. 522 00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,385 This calls for a hug.Yep. 523 00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:46,560 [LAUGHTER] 524 00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:47,387 That's not a hug. 525 00:16:47,561 --> 00:16:49,128 This is a hug. 526 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,434 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 527 00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:51,609 Could it be? 528 00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,350 Is that fate 529 00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:55,371 magically bringing Erica to your doorstep to reconcile? 530 00:16:55,395 --> 00:16:56,701 ♪♪♪♪ 531 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,746 Geoff Schwartz? Yes? 532 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,532 Some crazy blonde lady thought we were together 533 00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,031 and wanted me to back off 'cause it would ruin the life 534 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,375 of something called a "schmoopie." 535 00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:06,382 Looks like we got a mystery on our hands, fellas. 536 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,147 No, we don't.It's clearly your mom. 537 00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,401 Stop extending the hijinks. 538 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,497 I'm sorry, who are you? 539 00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:11,672 I'm Paula Hogan. 540 00:17:11,846 --> 00:17:13,195 Paula Hogan? 541 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:14,370 What the hell, Barry? 542 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,763 I thought Paula Hogan was fake! 543 00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:18,549 No, silly. She's in my organic chem class. 544 00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:20,681 Hi, Paula. Did you do the homework yet? 545 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:22,398 I thought you got her name from the crocodile movie! 546 00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:23,423 Ohh. 547 00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:25,904 Because Paul Hogan! 548 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,775 The human mind is an enigma. 549 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,430 Okay, w-what else did the angry blonde lady say? 550 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:32,804 That some girl was trying to get back together with you. 551 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:35,087 Whoopsie. Oh, my God. 552 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,610 I-I have to find Erica. 553 00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:38,384 I'll drive us, but not before Paula says, 554 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:39,850 "Throw another shrimp on the barbie." 555 00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:40,874 How about "[BLEEP] off"? 556 00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:41,962 Let's go. 557 00:17:45,576 --> 00:17:47,534 ADULT ADAM: Prom night had taken an ugly turn. 558 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,754 Fortunately, my dad was always there. 559 00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,712 Not always there for me, just always there. 560 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:52,886 What are you doing home? 561 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,431 Hey. Remember when you told me 562 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:56,606 to get Dave Kim a date to prom? 563 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:57,805 Not even in the slightest. 564 00:17:57,979 --> 00:17:59,198 I did. 565 00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:00,772 But then he acted like a cocky jerk, 566 00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:02,941 so I embarrassed him. 567 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,595 But it was really bad. 568 00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,510 Here's the thing about prom. 569 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,488 I know, it's just some dumb dance you're never gonna remember. 570 00:18:08,512 --> 00:18:10,232 It's one of the biggest nights of your life. 571 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,777 It's the last night celebrating with all your friends 572 00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,320 before you go in different directions. 573 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,910 What the hell? 574 00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:17,869 The only time I've seen you this sentimental 575 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,369 is when you sadly finished the Pepperidge Farm Christmas basket. 576 00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,916 Food. I love it. 577 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,690 Well, here's something you didn't know... 578 00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:25,031 I didn't have a date for prom. 579 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,225 So, you didn't go? 580 00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,923 Worse... I went with my cousin Joyce. 581 00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:30,795 Picture me in a dress. There you have it. 582 00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:33,275 I... never knew that. 583 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,408 It's not something you brag about, moron. 584 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,671 As big as this night is for you and Brea, 585 00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:39,934 it's just as big for Dave Kim. 586 00:18:40,108 --> 00:18:41,283 You got all the names right. 587 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,546 I know some stuff. 588 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,591 Thanks, Dad. 589 00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:47,507 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, deep down, my dad always had a few gems, 590 00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:50,292 and it was up to me to be there for my best bud. 591 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,907 I've been looking for you everywhere. 592 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,488 I'm so sorry I ruined your night. 593 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,473 I didn't have a date anyway, 594 00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:59,582 so the only thing you ruined was the illusion that anyone wanted to be with me. 595 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,173 That's not true. 596 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,088 I want to be with you. 597 00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:05,786 I just wish some girl would look at me the same way you do. 598 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,135 You know what I mean. 599 00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:10,791 I do, because I was just like you before I met Brea. 600 00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,184 It'll happen for you, too. 601 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,359 You really think so? 602 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,013 I know so. 603 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,884 You're the best. 604 00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:18,625 Would you go to prom with me, Dave Kim? 605 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:20,584 If prom is about making memories, 606 00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:24,414 this is a good one. Let's do it. 607 00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:25,937 ADULT ADAM: You never quite know 608 00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,721 which moments you'll look back on fondly, 609 00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:29,255 but then again [CAR HORN HONKS] 610 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,203 some moments are made to be remembered. 611 00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:32,572 [DAVID BOWIE'S MODERN LOVEPLAYING] 612 00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,554 Erica! Open the window! 613 00:19:34,728 --> 00:19:36,034 Hey, Geoff's out on the lawn. 614 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,644 What are you doing? 615 00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:39,458 Just cutting his face out of every memory. 616 00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,520 She doesn't want to come to the window. 617 00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:45,628 Okay, then, would you tell her I'm not dating Paula Hogan? 618 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,372 [GASPS] He says he's not dating Paula Hogan. 619 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,047 He's not? Why not? 620 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,614 Why not? I'll field this one. 621 00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:51,788 I made it up! 622 00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,225 Barry says he made it up. 623 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:54,182 Really? Really? 624 00:19:54,356 --> 00:19:55,836 Yes! Yes! 625 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,752 Hey, this is just like in Crocodile Dundee 626 00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:01,320 when Mick professes his love across a busy subway platform. 627 00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,017 But you're doing it through my mom. 628 00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:05,455 This is just like when a crocodile in dungarees 629 00:20:05,629 --> 00:20:07,309 eats Mick Jagger in a Subway sandwich shop. 630 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,241 What? This is way harder than it looks. 631 00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,852 Tell her there's nobody from Australia 632 00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:13,743 or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! 633 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,116 Tell her I love her! 634 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,290 [GASPS] He says he... 635 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,662 I heard him! Get out of my way! 636 00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:19,164 You love me? 637 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,382 More than anything. 638 00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:21,993 I did what you wanted. 639 00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:24,007 I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, 640 00:20:24,038 --> 00:20:25,678 and I discovered there's only one thing... 641 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,128 You. 642 00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,695 Stay there. 643 00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,480 I'm not going anywhere. 644 00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:32,699 ♪♪ I don't believe in modern love 645 00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:35,615 ♪♪ Modern love 646 00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:37,443 ♪♪ Modern love... 647 00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:40,315 Mama did it again. 648 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,381 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. 649 00:20:43,405 --> 00:20:46,670 There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, 650 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,410 but if you hang in there, 651 00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:50,978 it turns out to be more than worth it. 652 00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,764 ♪♪ Modern love 653 00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:54,938 ♪♪ Modern love ♪♪ 654 00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:56,723 ♪♪♪♪ 655 00:20:56,897 --> 00:20:59,247 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 656 00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:00,205 MAN: The biggest limousine I've ever seen. 657 00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:01,379 [BELL DINGS] 658 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:05,253 What goodies did you score? 659 00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:06,994 Oh, I got cupcakes, 660 00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,406 unpeeled bananas... That's key... 661 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,475 Twizzlers for days, 662 00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:11,738 and this lovely cornucopia 663 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,697 that will brighten my studio apartment. 664 00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,395 I got a lifetime of streamers and this photo backdrop. 665 00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:17,962 It's clouds. [LAUGHS] 666 00:21:18,136 --> 00:21:19,505 I thought the theme was medieval masquerade. 667 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,661 Nah. Enchanted forest. 668 00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:23,533 So many magical greens and browns. 669 00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:25,752 So these are twinkly fairy lights. 670 00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:27,058 See you at the spring fling. 671 00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:28,320 Not if I see you first. 672 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49465

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