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IF YOU DON'T LIKE YZMA,
THEN DON'T WATCH TODAY'S SHOW.
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OF COURSE,
WHO DOES LIKE YZMA?
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OK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE YZMA,
THEN DO WATCH TODAY'S SHOW.
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OH, WELL. JUST WATCH.
THEME MUSIC!
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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Kuzco:
LOOK AT THAT, WHEE!
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HODGES VILLAGE, BIG WHOOP.I'VE SEEN THAT LOTS OF TIMES.
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AND THERE'S THE SCHOOL,KUZCO ACADEMY, NAMED AFTER ME.
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LESS TIME SPENT THERETHE BETTER.
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HEY, THERE'S A PLACEWE DON'T USUALLY SEE,
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THE TEMPLE OF THE SKY GOD.
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THEY SAY IF YOU'VEGOTTA HAVE A TEMPLE,
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SKY GOD'S A PRETTY GOODHEAD HONCHO KINDA GUYTO HAVE A TEMPLE TO.
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THIS IS WHERE NORMALPEOPLE COME TO MAKE THEIR
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THEIR NORMAL PEOPLE, ORDINARY,EVERY DAY WISHES LIKE,
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"I WISH I HAD A STRONGER LAMA,"
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OR, "I WISH MY HUSBANDDIDN'T SMELL LIKE A LAMA".
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OR, "I WISH EVERYONE WOULDLAY OFF PICKING ON THE LAMA."
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BUT HEY, IT'S NOTALL ABOUT LAMAS".
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SOME PEOPLE MIGHTWISH TO BE TALLER,
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SOME PEOPLE MIGHT WISH FORA SUNNY DAY ON A SANDY BEACH,
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SOME PEOPLE MIGHTWISH TO BE SMARTER.
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OBVIOUSLY,IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK,
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BUT PEOPLE KEEPBLABBITY, BLAB, BLAB, BLABBING
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THEIR TROUBLES TO SKY GOD,MAKING THEIR WISHES.
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EVEN IF IT DOESN'T COME TRUE,THEY FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS.
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WEIRD HUH?
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AND THAT'S WHYYOU SEE ME HERE, TOO.
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LOOK AT ME,MAKING A WISHY WISH!
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I WISH I'D NEVER
BEEN EMPEROR!
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YEAH, I BET THAT
SEEMS ALL BACKWARDS,
UPSIDE DOWNY, HUH?
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I MEAN, USUALLY
EVERYTHING I AM,
SAY, OR DO,
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IS ALL ABOUT
BEING THE BIG "E",
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SO HOW DID I END UP
ALL, "I DON'T WANNA
BE EMPEROR!"
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WELL, IT ALL STARTED
EARLIER, IN MY
BRAND NEW BEDROOM!
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KUZCO!
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RIGHT, WHO KNEW
THERE WAS THIS WHOLE
OTHER ROOM IN THE HUT?
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IT'S A LOT ROOMIER
THAN THE ATTIC.
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SORRY BUT,
AS EMPEROR, I GOTTA
HAVE THE BIGGEST ROOM,
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ELBOW ROOM FOR THE ROYAL
ELBOWS, DON'T YOU KNOW?
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BUT THIS IS PACHA'S
AND MY BEDROOM.
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WAIT, WAS THAT WHAT
ALL THAT STUFF WAS...
THAT WAS IN HERE?
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I MOVED IT TO THE ATTIC.
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WELL, CHACA AND TIPO
HELPED,
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WELL, THEY MOVED IT,
I SUPERVISED...
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...IN SPIRIT,
I WENT SWIMMING.
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KUZCO!
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CHICHA'S NOT
ANGRY, IS SHE?
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[MARKER SQUEAKS]
SMILE, CHICHA.
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YOU KNOW,
NOT EVERYONE IS
SO UNDERSTANDING
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WHEN IT COMES TO
HAVING AN EMPEROR
IN THEIR LIFE.
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CHECK THIS OUT,
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YO, KUZCO.
YOU'RE LOOKING A
LITTLE THIRSTY.
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HOW ABOUT A
LEMON LIME SODA?
YOUR FAVORITE.
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WAIT!
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
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THAT'S AN YZMA POTION
ISN'T IT? WHAT'S
THIS ONE DO?
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TURN ME INTO A MARMOT
CAUSE A MARMOT CAN'T
PASS A HISTORY TEST?
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AND THEN I'LL BE BANISHED
TO MARMOT-LAND, WHERE
MARMOTS DO
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MARMOTTY MARMOT
THINGS TO EACH OTHER
ALL THE LIVE LONG MARMOT DAY?
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WELL, TOUGH LUCK,
'CAUSE THIS IS ONE
NON-MARMOT WHO'S STUDIED.
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AW, COME ON, LIKE
THIS IS THE BEST USE
OF MY TIME, EITHER.
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I GOTTA LIFE TOO,
I GOT RECIPES I
COULD BE PERFECTING.
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PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS
RECIPES.
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BUT NO, I GOTTA MAKE
KUZCO DRINK POTIONS!
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A MARMOT POTION,
A LEMUR POTION,
A BUTTERFLY POTION.
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IT NEVER ENDS! WHY
CAN'T YZMA JUST COME
UP WITH ONE BIG,
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SUPER-DUPER,
ULTIMATE PLAN,
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AND GET RID OF YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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I MEAN, U--
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IT'S LEMON LIME,
YOUR FAVORITE.
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GO ON, HAVE
A LITTLE SIP.
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NO THANK YOU,
POTION MONKEY,
BUH-BYE.
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POOR, KRONK!
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I HAD NO IDEA
I WAS SUCH
AN INCONVENIENCE,
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MEATHEAD.
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OH, NOT KRONK.
ME, I'M THE MEATHEAD.
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FIRST CHICHA,
THEN KRONK, NOW
CHECK OUT THIS NEXT BIT,
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THIS IS WHERE
YOU'LL SEE ME KICK
INTO MEATHEAD OVERDRIVE.
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NOPE, NOT IT,
NOT IT,
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NOT IT, NOT IT,
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NOPE, NOPE, NOPE,
NOT--
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KUZCO,
STOP THAT!
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MR. MOLEGUACO
KEEPS THE ANSWERS
IN HERE SOMEWHERE,
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YOU KNOW THE DRILL,
I DON'T PASS
THIS TEST,
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I DON'T GET TO BE
EMPEROR,
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BUT-- BUT--
BUT, MH!
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DIDN'T YOU USE
THE FLASH CARDS
I MADE FOR YOU?
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DIDN'T YOU READ
THE STUDY NOTES I WROTE?
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DIDN'T YOU EVEN
TRY TO STUDY?
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UHHHHHHHHHHH....
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NO.
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AHA!
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GIMME THAT!
I AM SHOCKED!
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Mr. M: FRANKLY MALENA,
SO AM I!
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STEALING TEST ANSWERS
IS A MAJOR ACADEMIC
VIOLATION.
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GRRRRRRRRR!
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YOUCH. SEE THAT
HORRIBLE FACE?
ME NO LIKEY THAT FACE.
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THAT FACE IS WHAT MADE
IT FINALLY SINK IN THAT
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EVEN THOUGH
I TRY AND TRY,
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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I JUST DON'T FIT IN WITH
NORMAL PEOPLE.
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PACHA,
CHICHA, KRONK, MALENA--
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I'M AN EMPEROR
AND NO ONE ELSE IS.
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YEAH, I KNOW, USUALLY
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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BUT NOT WHEN
I LOOK AT THAT FACE.
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Kuzco:SO THAT'SWHEN I DECIDED TO GO UPTO THE TEMPLE OF THE SKY GOD,
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I MEAN IF I WANNA FIT IN,I GOTTA TRY EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
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YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMEONE WHO'S
ABOUT TO WISH TO FIT IN,
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WOW, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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I'VE SEEN LOTS OF
EMPERORS COME UP HERE,
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ALL OF THEM WISH TO
FIT IN WITH THEIR SUBJECTS.
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[WHEEZING LAUGH]
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NEVER WORKS OUT, THOUGH.
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WHY NOT?
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YOU'VE NEVER WISHED TO
THE SKY GOD BEFORE,
HAVE YOU?
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IT'S NEVER
STRAIGHT FORWARD,
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YOU GO IN THERE AND
WISH TO FIT IT AND, POOF!
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YOU'RE A TREE
THAT FITS INTO A FOREST
10 THOUSAND MILES AWAY.
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FORESTS ARE SCARY.
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OK, WHAT WOULD YOU
RECOMMEND?
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YOU SHOULD WISH--
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
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I WISH I'D
NEVER BEEN EMPEROR!
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SEE? THIS IS
WHERE YOU CAME IN.
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DOESN'T SEEM
SO BACKWARDS
UPSIDE DOWNY,
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WHEN YOU SEE HOW
I GOT HERE, RIGHT?
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HEY, QUIT
WITH MY YAMMERING
ALREADY,
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WE'VE GOT SOME EXPENSIVE
MAGICAL EFFECTS
TO CHECK OUT.
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THAT COSTS EXTRA?
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'CAUSE WE HAVE NEVER
HAD STUFF LIKE THAT
ON THIS SHOW BEFORE.
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[CHUCKLES]
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HEY! WHERE DID
MR. CREEPY McCREEPERHAM GO?
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HUH. WHAT'S
THAT NOISE?
[TAPPING]
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[TAPPING]
DUDE. WHAT'S GOING
ON OUT THERE?
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HEY, IT'S A LITTLE ME
IN A SNOW GLOBE.
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HELLO,
KNICK-KNACK ME.
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HEY, GIANT ME.
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT,
LIKE YOU'RE...
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NOT AN EMPEROR,
OR SOMETHING.
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I'M NOT!
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I'M GONNA CHECK OUT
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
ACTUALLY
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FIT IN WITH
ORDINARY PEOPLE.
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OK, HAVE FUN
WITH THAT.
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I'LL BE IN HERE,
BEING AN EMPEROR.
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IF YOU EVER
WANNA CHANGE BACK,
YOU KNOW, JUST...
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CRACK OPEN THE ORB.
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♪ HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA
FIT IN, FIT IN, FIT IN ♪
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♪ HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA
FIT IN, FIT IN, FIT IN... ♪
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♪ ...EVERYWHERE! ♪
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WHAT THE HEY?
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Yzma: ♪ WELCOME TO MY CITY ♪
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♪ WELCOME TO MY LAND ♪
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♪ WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE ♪
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♪ THAT ONLY I COMMAND ♪
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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS ♪
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♪ MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE ♪
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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS ♪
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♪ WHERE IT'S ALL FOR ONE
AND THAT ONE IS ME ♪
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♪ FROM YZMA BOULEVARD,
TO YZMA AVENUE ♪
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♪ ALL LANDMARKS AND ROADS
AND PARKS ARE NAMED
FOR ME, NOT YOU ♪
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YOU KNOW UNTIL I CAME ALONG,
THIS WAS JUST A ONE LAMA TOWN,
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BUT NOW IT'S...
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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS
THE R-R-REGION THAT I RULE ♪
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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS,
NOW WELCOME TO MY SCHOOL! ♪
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♪ Y-Z-M-A
YZMA, YZMA, HOO RAY! ♪
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♪ YZMA-POLIS, MY METROPOLIS,
A WONDROUS PLACE TO BE ♪
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IT'S GLORIOUS.
VICTORIOUS,
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WE ALWAYS LAUGH
UPROARIOUS.
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'CAUSE LIFE IS
SO EUPHORIOUS!
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AND HERE IS
WHAT YOU'LL SEE.
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♪ YZMA MOVIES, STARING ME ♪
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♪ MY NAME IN LIGHTS
ON THE YZMARQUEE ♪
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♪ YZMA BOOKS AND MAGAZINES,
YZMA SHIRTS, YZMA JEANS ♪
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♪ YZMA CHOCOLATE, YZMA MINTS,
YZMA SHAMPOO AND THE RINSE ♪
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♪ ALL THE DOGS ARE YZMALTESE AND
LIFE IS JUST AN YZMA-BREEZE ♪
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♪ HEAR ME CHAT
ON THE RADIO AT... ♪
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♪ Y-Z-M-A FM ♪
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Reporter:
♪ YZMAPOLIS MY METROPOLIS ♪
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♪ WITH NEWS
AND SPORTS, WHATEVER ♪
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♪ YZMA TRAFFIC'S ALL BACKED UP
AND NOW A LOOK AT WEATHER ♪
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW
YOU MY NEW PROJECT.
YZMATOPIA!
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THERE'S A PEASANT VILLAGE
ON THE SPOT RIGHT NOW,
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BUT YOU CAN'T STOP PROGRESS,
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YZMAPOLIS IS GROWING,
AND SOON, SOON,
SOON IT WILL BECOME...
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♪ YZMAPOLIS
MY METROPOLIS ♪
215
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Yzma: ♪ MY PURPLE LEGACY ♪
216
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♪ YZMAPOLIS ♪
217
00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:39,458
♪ THERE'S NO STOPOLIS! ♪
218
00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:40,708
THAT'S NOT A WORD!
219
00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,578
♪ IT IS TO ME ♪
220
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,463
♪ SOME HAVE TRIED TO
RUN AND HIDE ♪
221
00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:49,498
♪ BUT THEY JUST
CAN'T GET FREE ♪
222
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,460
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DEAD ♪
223
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♪ YOU'LL BOW YOUR HEAD ♪
224
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♪ TO AN YZMUMMY OF ME! ♪
225
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[YZMA LAUGHING LOUDLY]
226
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♪ WELCOME TO HER
CITY, WELCOME TO HER LAND ♪
227
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♪ WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE
THAT ONLY I COMMAND ♪
228
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YZMAPOLIS.
229
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,418
PACHA, CHICHA!
230
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,876
HOW DO YOU KNOW
OUR NAMES?
231
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,415
NO TIME TO BE
POLITE, WE'RE DUE
AT THE PALACE, COME ON.
232
00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,626
WE'VE BEEN
SUMMONED.
233
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,705
WAIT. WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
234
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,708
IT'S ME, KUZCO.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
235
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,828
YEAH, YOU'RE THE GUY
WHO JUST STOPPED US
TWO SECONDS AGO.
236
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:31,293
LOOK, I REALLY DON'T
WANNA BE RUDE, BUT GET
OUTTA THE WAY, WILL YA?
237
00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:34,291
THAT'S A FINE WAY TO
TREAT YOUR EMPEROR!
238
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:37,251
OH, WAIT.
RIGHT, STUPID WISH.
239
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,330
BUT THEY SHOULD AT LEAST
STILL RECOGNIZE ME, RIGHT?
240
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,713
WAIT A MINUTE,
241
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,708
THE SKY GOD DIDN'T JUST MAKE ME
"NEVER BEEN EMPEROR,"
242
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:47,168
I'VE NEVER BEEN,
PERIOD!
243
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,706
VERY FUNNY!
YOU'RE A HOOT, YOU ARE.
244
00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,168
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
HUMORLESS CHILDREN ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD,
245
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:57,286
JUST STARVING FOR SOME HILARIOUS
COMIC TALENT LIKE YOURS.
246
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:58,961
ONE MORE TIME,
EMPRESS YZMA,
247
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:03,748
UH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
OUR HUT IS IN THE
PERFECT SPOT...
248
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,830
...FOR YOUR POOL?
249
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,463
WELCOME TO YZMATOPIA,
MY ULTIMATE SUMMER GET AWAY.
250
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:13,708
COMPLETE WITH LOOP-DA-LOOP
WATER SLIDE, HA HA HA.
251
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:14,748
WHAT?
252
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,500
IT'S A LITTLE
"GLAD I'M ME" GIFT, TO ME.
253
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:21,460
BUT OUR FAMILY HAS LIVED
ON THAT HILLTOP FOR THE
LAST SIX GENERATIONS.
254
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,288
ARGGGGGGH!
255
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,458
WOW, THAT'S COLD.
256
00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:33,078
I MEAN, I KNOW I ALMOST
DID THAT EXACT SAME THING
WITH KUZCO-TOPIA,
257
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,713
BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT,
GIVE ME SOME CREDIT,
258
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:39,828
NO? OK, WELL, AT LEAST
I'M LESSER OF TWO EVILS, RIGHT?
259
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:45,133
UH, I VOTE YES TO
WHATEVER GETS YOU
TO HELP US DOWN.
260
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:48,248
UH, OFF CAMPUS
DURING SCHOOL
HOURS, EH?
261
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,880
COME WITH US!
262
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,075
HEY! NO TOUCHY.
263
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:56,380
I DON'T KNOW WHO
THIS PRINCIPAL AMZY IS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
264
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,415
I'M THE PRINCIPAL
OF YZMA ACADEMY,
PRINCIPAL KRONK.
265
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:03,166
BECAUSE KRONK
IS MY NAME, AND
I'M THE PRINCIPAL.
266
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,166
RIGHT,
267
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,826
I GUESS
THAT MAKES SENSE, SORTA.
268
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:10,003
WITHOUT ME IN SCHOOL,
YZMA DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE AMZY ALL THE TIME.
269
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,290
EH, I BET THAT GIVES YOU
LOTS OF FREE TIME
270
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,211
TO PURSUE THAT
RECIPE HOBBY OF YOURS, RIGHT?
271
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,498
WHAT ARE YOU BLABBERING
ABOUT FREE TIME? HOBBY?
272
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,130
BEING PRINCIPAL IS
A 24-7 COMMITMENT,
273
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,165
WOW, THIS KRONK'S
EVEN WORSE OFF THAN
THE ONE BACK HOME,
274
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,996
AT LEAST MY KRONK HAD
SOME TIME TO HIMSELF.
275
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,630
YOU KNOW, WHEN HE'S
NOT TRYING TO TURN ME
INTO A GNU OR A MONKEY.
276
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,705
THIS GUY'S ABOUT TO
BLOW A GASKET.
277
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,248
WHOA, STOP!
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT--?
278
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:38,080
NO. NO! CHECK, PLEASE.
I'M OUTTA HERE!
279
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:42,173
LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA--
280
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,206
NOT EVEN LISTENING,
ARE YOU? YOU'RE
A TROUBLEMAKER!
281
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:49,878
THIS IS HOW WE DEAL
WITH TROUBLE-MAKERS
AT YZMA ACADEMY!
282
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,253
HUH?
283
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:03,578
UHG, UHG,
UHG!
284
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,293
Malena: EXCUSE ME, UH--
DO YOU NEED HELP?
285
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,881
MALENA?
286
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,495
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
LET ME JUST ASK,
287
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,210
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME?
DO I LOOK AT ALL
FAMILIAR?
288
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,078
LIKE I USED TO BE
EMPEROR, GO TO LUNCH
WITH YOU EVERYDAY,
289
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,883
GOT YOU BUSTED FOR
STEALING TEST ANSWERS,
RING A BELL?
290
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,625
NO, NO,
NO, NO, AND NO.
291
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:23,875
WOW, SHE SAYS NO, JUSTLIKE NORMAL MALENA.
292
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,576
THANKS.
293
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,633
SO, UH--
294
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,075
WHY AREN'T YOU
IN SCHOOL?
295
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,423
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
GO TO SCHOOL.
296
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:38,576
[SOBBING] I'M TOO PRETTY
AND... I'M TOO SMART!
297
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,083
BY ORDER OF EMPRESS YZMA,
298
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,293
I WALK THE STREETS
IN SHAME FOR MY GREAT
BEAUTY AND BRAINS.
299
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,291
NAW, COME ON.
YOU'RE... MALENA!
300
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,081
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE PROUD OF BEING
PRETTY AND SMART.
301
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,463
[SOBS] YOU KNOW,
302
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,998
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU,
BUT I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE RIGHT.
303
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,580
PRETTY AND SMART
IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!
304
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:59,423
FREEZE! YOUR NEW FOUND PRIDE
IS IN VIOLATION OF YZMA LAW.
305
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,996
TO THE DUNGEON!
306
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,130
NOOOO-AHHHH!
307
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,495
MALENA, NO!
308
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,130
Kuzco:AND NOW IT'S TIMEFOR KUZCO'S DOODLES,
309
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,325
THAT'S WHERE YOUGET TO SEE ME TOTALLY WAIL
310
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,083
ON SOME GIANT GUARDSAND RESCUE MALENA!
311
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,713
LOOK, THERE'S THEM.
312
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,378
[GIRLY VOICE] "OH, LOOK AT ME,I'M A LITTLE GIRLY GUARD!
313
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,075
QUICK! SEIZE, KUZCO!DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"
314
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,883
AND I'M ALL,"GIVE ME KUZCOPOWER CHOP--"
315
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:24,705
HYE-YAH! HYE-YOO!HYE-YOO!
316
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,711
THEN I RESCUED MALENA.
317
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,078
AND THAT'SEXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
318
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,245
WOW,
WHAT A COWARD.
319
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,960
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYONE RUN AWAY SO FAST.
320
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,708
HEY, I THINK
HE WENT THERE--
321
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,880
OK, I DIDN'T RESCUE MALENA.
322
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:46,875
SO, SUE ME.
YOU COME TRY TO DO IT.
THOSE GUARDS ARE BI-IG.
323
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:50,995
I'M GONNA GO HOME.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YZMAPOLIS.
324
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,880
[PANTING]
325
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,705
WHY'S IT
GOTTA BE THE SKY GOD?
326
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,878
WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE...
327
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,575
THE "DOWN THE STREET
BY THE LAMA SHOP" GOD?
328
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,833
YO, MR. SKY! TIME TO
CRACK OPEN THE ORB AND...
329
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,133
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
330
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,125
IT'S GONE, GONE,
GONE, GONE!
331
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,125
Old Man:
LOOKING FOR...THIS?
332
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,205
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
HAND IT OVER.
COME ON.
333
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,458
I'D LIKE MY REGULAR
OLD EMPEROR LIFE
BACK NOW.
334
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,708
YES, PLEASE.
335
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,708
Old Man: HA HA!
BUT IT'S NOT
YOUR LIFE ANYMORE,
336
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,248
IT'S MINE,
337
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,130
FOR, YOU SEE,
338
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,455
I'M YZMA!
[CACKLING LAUGHTER]
339
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,288
Yzma: SO, KUZCO,
340
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:35,581
HOW HAVE YOU ENJOYED
YOUR VISIT TO YZMAPOLIS,
MY METROPOLIS--
341
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,463
WHOA, WHOA, YOU ALREADY
DID THE, UH,
342
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,628
SINGING THINGY,
AND AS FOR YZMAPOLIS,
343
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,575
I'VE LEARNED, IF I WERE
A LITTLE LESS SELFISH,
344
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,293
I MIGHT NOT BE
SUCH A BAD EMPEROR.
345
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,631
THAT AND, I GUESS
I'M NOT SO WILD
ABOUT PURPLE,
346
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,875
BUT I GET THAT
THAT'S YOUR THING,
SO... NO BIGGIE.
347
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,125
WHAT I DON'T GET IS,
348
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,325
HOW COME NO ONE KNOWS
WHO I AM BUT YOU?
349
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,713
AH, THAT'S EASY,
350
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,878
FOR TEMPORARY PROTECTION
FROM MINOR SKY GOD
WISH MAGIC.
351
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,125
HUH. OK, THEN.
QUESTION TWO,
352
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,075
WHY NOT JUST WISH TO BE
EMPRESS YOURSELF?
353
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,583
YES! THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT
I SAID, TOO.
354
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,633
AS IT TURNS OUT, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WISH PER PERSON,
355
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,205
WELL, WE DIDN'T
KNOW THAT YET,
WHEN I WISHED FOR
356
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,168
A COOL HAT,
357
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,876
AND THEN I WISHED IT
AWAY, BUT NOW,
358
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,575
I'VE TRICKED YOU INTO USING
YOUR ONE WISH TO MAKE
MY DREAM COME TRUE!
359
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,883
WAIT, RUN
THROUGH THAT AGAIN?
360
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,625
I TRICKED YOU INTO
USING YOUR WISH
361
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,625
TO MAKE MY DREAM
COME TRUE!
362
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:24,955
OK, NOW I FOLLOW
YOU.
363
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,998
YEAH, YOU JUST WENT
THROUGH THAT A
LITTLE QUICK,
364
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,460
HEY, DON'T FEEL
BAD, STRANGER,
365
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,828
I HAD TO ASK FOR
A REPEAT TOO.
366
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:33,503
FINE, I'LL TALK
NICE AND SLOW FOR
THIS NEXT PART,
367
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,630
Yzma:NOW THAT YOU'VENEVER BEEN AN EMPEROR,
368
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:39,495
YOU HAVE TO MAKE DO IN THE REALWORLD, AS A NORMAL PERSONIN A NORMAL HOUSE,
369
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,500
YOU'LL GO TO SCHOOLAS NORMAL KID,
370
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,830
THEN STRUGGLE TO
GET NORMAL GRADES LIKEALL YOUR NORMAL CLASSMATES,
371
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,883
SOMEDAY YOU'LL GRADUATE,THEN YOU'LL GET A NORMAL JOB,
372
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,825
Speaker: ORDERING
ONE BURGER, HOLD THE
ONIONS, FRIES, AND A YZMALT.
373
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,173
Yzma:AND WILL BESO NORMAL, YOU'LL SNAP.
374
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:58,166
AND YOU'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUTTO RUN OUT AND DO SOMETHINGSPECTACULARLY HEROIC,
375
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,496
AND BECOMEAN EMPEROR ONCE AGAIN!
376
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,460
IT'S BRILLIANT,BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
377
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:06,498
SO, YOUR ULTIMATE,
GIANT, END-ALL PLAN
378
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,460
MAKES ME EMPEROR
AGAIN.
379
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,378
REALLY?
380
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,455
NO, THAT CAN'T
BE RIGHT, CAN IT?
381
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:14,958
"NEVER BEEN EMPEROR,
NORMAL KID, HOUSE,
SCHOOL, NORMAL, NORMAL,
382
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,418
"GRADUATION, JOB,
NORMAL, NORMAL,
383
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,326
BECOME EMPEROR ONCE AGAIN"
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
384
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,253
BEATS ME,
LADY, IT'S
YOUR HANDWRITING,
385
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,330
FINE!
386
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,463
NEVER MIND,
I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE THIS!
387
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,880
WAHH!
I'M A BUG-FACE!
388
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,575
NOW, KRONK, NOW!
GET THE HAMMER!
389
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,128
Bug-Face: STOP! STOP!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
390
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,415
[DRIPPING]
391
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:41,496
UH,
A TALKING BUG?
392
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,290
KRONK, I'M KUZCO!
393
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,881
KUZCO,
THE TALKING BUG.
394
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,995
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
YOU CHEESE-HEAD?
395
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,710
KUZCO,
THE INSULTING,
TALKING BUG.
396
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,458
[WHOOSH]
397
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,580
MHH!
398
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,825
[PANTING]
399
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,503
I'VE
GOTTA GET MY LIFE BACK!
400
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,580
BUT WHERE
DOES SHE KEEP IT?
401
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,578
[SNORING]
402
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,963
DON'T LET KUZCO GET AWAY.
403
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:15,878
[SNORING]
404
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,575
NO, YOU DUMB OX,
HE'S OVER THERE.
405
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:23,253
[SNORING]
GET ME ANOTHER--
406
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,998
[TAPPING]
HM?
407
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,830
HEY, BRO,
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
LOOKING GOOD!
408
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,003
MAKING PLANS WITH
THE LADY BUGS I BET, RRRROWR.
409
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,580
SHH!
[SNORING]
410
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,383
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
I WASN'T DRIVING.
411
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,415
MMMH!
412
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,828
UH-OH.
413
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,578
WHAT IS THAT,
ANYWAY?
414
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:03,423
IT FLINGS
THINGS, HA!
415
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:07,168
[SNORING] NO, SO
I DIDN'T HEAR A THING.
416
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,583
HEY ME,
AM I OK IN THERE?
417
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,883
HUH!
418
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,963
NO KRONK, DON'T!
419
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,876
MALENA, THANKS.
BUT, HOW'D--
420
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:21,875
...I FIND YOU?
421
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,705
YEAH,
AND HOW'D--?
...I KNOW
422
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,828
YOU'D
BEEN TURNED
INTO A BUG?
423
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,293
SIMPLE, I'M
REALLY SMART.
424
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,421
AND IT'S WEIRD, BUT
SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE
425
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,576
I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE.
426
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,463
I HAD TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE OK.
427
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,003
KRONK!
428
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,460
OOPSEY.
429
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,503
HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
430
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,460
WHY AM I
HOLDING YOU?
431
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:46,248
'CAUSE I'M CUDDLY,
RRROWR!
432
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,583
YO,
KUZCO MAN!
433
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,583
YOU'RE LOOKIN'
MIGHTY THIRSTY.
434
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,383
HA, NOT
GONNA GET ME
WITH THAT ONE.
435
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,625
CAN'T BLAME A GUY
FOR TRYING.
436
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,705
SHH, LOOK HONEY,
437
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,998
IT'S THE RARELY
SEEN, LAZY HOUSE
GUEST.
438
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,130
DON'T SCARE IT AWAY.
439
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,825
I'VE NEVER
SEEN ONE IN
THE WILD BEFORE.
440
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,713
Kuzco:YAY! EVERYTHING'SBACK TO NORMAL!
441
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,248
MALENA CAN BARELYTOLERATE ME, KRONK'STRYING TO POTION ME,
442
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,170
AND AND PACHA AND CHICHAARE BUSTIN' MY CHOPS.
443
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,576
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
I HAD IT IN ME AND
FROM NOW ON FORWARD,
444
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,463
I'M GONNA MAKE IT ALL A
LITTLE LESS ABOUT ME AND
BE A MUCH BETTER EMPEROR.
445
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,748
Kuzco:AND IT'S ALLTHANKS TO YZMA!
446
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:23,210
Yzma: OHHH,
KUZCO!
447
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,128
WAHHHH!
448
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,825
OH!
449
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,503
HEY!
450
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,463
[BLOWING]
451
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,205
AW.
452
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,168
[POP]
453
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,826
WAHHHH!
454
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,883
OOH.
455
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,165
[BLOWING]
456
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,826
MH--?
457
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,583
[POP]
458
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,423
WAHHHH!
459
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,328
[POP]
460
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,423
WAHHHH!
461
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,706
OH.
462
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,578
AH!
463
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,245
[BLOWING]
464
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,708
AR, AR,
AR, AR.
465
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,498
PLPLPLPLPLR!
466
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,580
[LOUD POP]
467
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
OH.
468
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
WAHHHH!
469
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,455
WAHHHH!
[BLOWING]
470
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,463
[POP]
471
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,458
WAHHHHH!
ARGGGG!
472
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,708
[GRUNTS]
WAHHHHH!
473
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,248
AWWWAW,
AW!
OH, MY GOD.
474
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,290
OH.
475
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,211
HUH-HA!
476
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,628
[DING DING]
477
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:48,455
[BLOWING]
478
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,495
MMM?
479
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,130
HMMM.
HEE HEE.
480
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,825
HA!
481
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,633
[POP]
482
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,705
HMMM?
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