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HEY THERE. TODAY'S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT ME.

GOOD IDEA, HUH? SO LET'S CELEBRATE ME DAY

AND ME NIGHT, TOO.

IT'S KUZCO-WEEN.

THEME MUSIC!

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

YO, KUZCO TRIVIA BUFFS,

YOU KNOW WHICH HOLIDAY IS THE MOST KUZCO-RIFIC?

NO, IT'S NOT KUZ-MAS...

OR KUZ-EASTER...

OR KUZ-ARBOR DAY.

NOPE, IT'S KUZCO-WEEN.

I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW I INVENTED KUZCO-WEEN.

LIKE MOST INVENTIONS, IT BEGAN BECAUSE OF A NEED.

Kuzco: I NEED CANDY! I NEED CANDY! I NEED CANDY!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I NEED CANDY.

WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU CANDY?

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, SOMETHING VERY BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR HUT.

PLEASE SAY NO. PLEASE SAY NO.

UH, CANDY. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

IT'S ALL YOURS.

AND HERE'S SOME GOLD, TOO.

AND MY PET LLAMA. AND TAKE MY WIFE...PLEASE!

Kuzco: SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, YZMA.

WHAT'LL IT BE?

GIVE ME ALL THE CANDY YOU'VE GOT,

OR SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR HUT.

YOU NEED A SNAPPIER PHRASE.

GIVE ME FUDGE OR I'LL FILL YOUR HUT WITH SLUDGE.

FEWER WORDS.

PLUNDER OR WONDER WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

TRY AGAIN. I DEMAND ME LOTS OF CANDY, OR ELSE.

OH, KUZCO, JUST USE WORDS THAT SAY YOU'LL TRICK ME

IT I DON'T TREAT YOU.

LIKE TRICK OR TREAT?

YOU GOT IT, KIDDO.

OF COURSE, KUZCO-WEEN ISN'T LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

FIRST OFF, NO MORE HUT DESTRUCTION.

YEAH, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATED ME FOR THAT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

ME NO LIKEE WHEN PEOPLE NO LIKEE ME.

ALSO, NOWADAYS, I'M NOT THE ONLY CANDY GRABBER.

NOW ALL THE KIDS DO IT.

AND GUESS WHO EVERYONE DRESSES UP LIKE. ME!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S A TRADTIONY KIND OF THING.

THE MORE ME THE MERRIER ME.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS ONE PERSON

WHO'S NOT ON THE KUZCO-WEEN TRAIN WITH THE REST OF US.

SOMEONE WHO HATES THE WHOLE KUZCO/CANDY THING.

SOMEONE WHOSE HEART IS AS COLD AS ICE.

BRRRR.

BLAST KUZCO-WEEN!

IT'S STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!

WELL, SURE, IT'S KIND OF BORING

THAT EVERYONE HAS TO DRESS LIKE KUZCO,

BUT THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE SO MANY KUZCOS TO CHOOSE FROM.

THERE'S EMPEROR KUZCO, WHINY KUZCO,

CUTESY KUZCO, THOUGHTFUL KUZCO,

LLAMA KUZCO, RABBIT-FACED KUZCO,

TOUCAN KUZCO.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME, KRONK?

YES! YES!

I LOVE KUZCO-WEEN.

I MEAN, NO, I DON'T.

KUZCO-WEEN USED TO BE SO MUCH FUN,

BUT NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT KUZCO.

WELL, IT IS CALLED KUZCO-WEEN.

WHAT, YOU WANT IT TO BE ABOUT YOU? YOU WANT YZMA-WEEN?

HA HA HA! YZMA-WEEN.

LIKE ANYONE WOULD NAME A HOLIDAY THAT.

THAT'S FUNNY.

KRONK, HO HO HO! GIVE YOURSELF A GOLD STAR.

ONE MORE AND I GET A NEW POTATO PEELER!

I THOUGHT 10 STARS WAS THE BAGEL SLICER.

YOU GAVE ME A SLICER FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO KUZCO-WEEN FOREVER!

AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT.

FIRST, I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A BEARDED FAT MAN,

THEN I'LL CLIMB DOWN EVERYONE'S CHIMNEY,

AND DELIVER PRESENTS. HA HA HA!

AND I'LL DO THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR AND THE NEXT YEAR

AND THE NEXT YEAR. AH HA HA HA!

I'LL CALL IT YZMAS.

FINALLY, THERE WILL BE NO PEACE ON EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO ALL.

IT'S BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT!

BRILLIANT! AH HA HA HA HA!

UH...YOU KNOW, I THINK I MISSED THE PART

ABOUT HOW THAT'S GONNA STOP KUZCO-WEEN.

WELL, THERE'S THE FAT MAN AND THE CHIMNEY AND THE--

OH, VERY WELL.

WE'LL JUST STEAL ALL THE KUZCO-WEEN DECORATIONS

AND DESTROY THE WHOLE HOLIDAY.

TO THE VILLAGE!

SORRY, DON'T HAVE TIME.

GOTTA GET MY KUZCO-WEEN COSTUME READY.

I'M GOING AS THE "I'VE REALLY LEARNED MY LESSON FOR TODAY" KUZCO.

I'VE GOTTA CARVE MY GOURD

AND THERE'S A PARTY AT KIPSY'S LATER.

WE'RE GONNA BOB FOR TAMALES,

PIN THE TAIL ON THE LLAMA, AND...

WELL, I COULD JUGGLE A FEW THINGS

AND FIND SOME WIGGLE ROOM FOR YOU.

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU.

DO I GET ANOTHER STAR FOR THAT?

MMM...

NO!

THEN WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

WELL...

BY SUNSET TONIGHT, KUZCO-WEEN WILL BE NO MORE!

YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY MORE FOR YOU THAN FOR ME.

OK, FINE. YOU'LL GET YOU STAR.

YES!

IN HONOR OF THE LAST KUZCO-WEEN EVER,

I'D LIKE TO RECITE A LITTLE POEM I WROTE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

THE YZMA THAT STOLE KUZCO-WEEN,

BY KRONK. THE KRONK BEHIND THE YZMA.

KRONK THE SECOND BANANA.

EL NUMERO DUO. THAT KRONK.

THE POEM GOES LIKE THIS...

OH, THAT YZMA, SHE'S UNPLEASANT.

HER HEART IS MADE OF ICE.

SHE'S REALLY NASTY, SPITEFUL, PARANOID,

VICIOUS, SNEAKY, SLIMY, SCARY--

IN OTHER WORDS, SHE'S NOT NICE.

WHILE EVERYONE STAYED IN THEIR HUTS,

GETTING READY FOR THE NIGHT,

YZMA HURRIED TO COMPLETE HER SCHEME,

WAY BEFORE TWILIGHT.

IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF ALL THINGS KUZCO.

CELEBRATE SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.

SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF YZMA.

SOMEONE LIKE ME, SHE SAID.

SHE SWITCHED OUT EVERY KUZCO MASK.

ONE LOOK, YOU'LL SCREAM AND RUN.

THEN YZMA ADDED HER SPECIAL TOUCH,

WITH LIZARDS AND SCARY BATS,

COBWEBS AND GHOSTS AND SKELETONS,

AND RUBBER SNAKES AND RATS.

THE KUZCO LOAD WAS REALLY HEAVY.

THERE WAS NO TIME TO SLACK.

BUT IF I DON'T GET A SPINACH PUFF BREAK,

I'M GONNA BREAK MY BACK.

KRONK, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

I WROTE A POEM, 'CAUSE WORDS THAT SOUND THE SAME

ARE MY NEW GAME.

WELL, COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE QUIET?

IF ANYONE FINDS OUT WHAT WE'RE DOING,

THERE'LL BE A RIOT. HA HA HA HA.

OH, YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT.

JUST WRAP IT UP.

GOTCHA.

SO YZMA DID HER THING ALL AROUND.

SKIPPING FROM DOOR TO DOOR,

AND SHE WASN'T GOING TO STOP UNTIL KUZCO-WEEN

WAS NO MORE!

THE END. I'M KRONK. THANK YOU.

NO. YOU'RE NOT DONE YET.

THERE'S ONE MORE HUT TO DE-KUZCO-IZE.

I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.

TIPO, I'M GONNA TELL MOM.

YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO CARVE A GOURD.

AM TOO!

AM NOT!

AM NOT! AM TOO!

AM TOO! AM NOT!

AM NOT! AM TOO!

Kuzco: YO, GUYS!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY COSTUME FOR KUZCO-WEEN?

I'M GOING AS ME.

KUZCO, YOU'RE TOO OLD

TO GO TRICK OR TREATING.

ME? OLD?

YEAH! I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S 13,

AND SHE CAN'T GO OUT AND ASK FOR CANDY ANYMORE

'CAUSE 13 IS WAY TOO OLD. AND I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND--

[THINKING] YOU KNOW, THE PROBLEM ISN'T REALLY

THAT I'M TOO OLD FOR KUZCO-WEEN.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT KUZCO-WEEN IS TOO OLD FOR ME.

IT'S SO LAST DECADE AND I'M A NOW KIND OF GUY.

YOU KNOW WHAT KUZCO-WEEN NEEDS?

IT NEEDS A MAKEOVER. YEAH!

NO, WAIT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK.

WHAT KUZCO-WEEN NEEDS IS SOMEONE--NOT ME--

TO GIVE IT A MAKEOVER.

KUZCO! HUH? OH.

I AM NOT TOO OLD.

AM TOO! AM TOO!

AM TOO! AM TOO!

HEY, DON'T YOU GUYS USUALLY DISAGREE?

UH-HUH. UH HUH.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

UH-OH.

HUH?

OOH, IT'S MAGNIFICENT!

I LOVE IT!

YEP, YOU MUST BE PROUD.

YOU DEFINITELY RUINED KUZCO-WEEN.

IT'S NO LONGER KUZCO-WEEN.

IT'S YZMA-WEEN! HA HA HA!

SHH. THEY'RE COMING.

AWESOME! COOL!

YAY! KUZCO-WEEN GOT A MAKEOVER JUST LIKE I WANTED,

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER.

IT'S A KUZCO-WEEN MIRACLE!

WHAT?

YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS SCARY BEYOND ALL BELIEF?

SCARY? YEAH.

BUT FUN.

SCARY FUN.

BOO! HA HA HA HA.

I DON'T GET IT.

[GASP] I DO!

IT'S SOMETHING THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS,

BUT IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

IT'S A RECIPE CALLED...

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

FROM KUZCO, WE TAKE ONE PART OF GOING HUT TO HUT

AND GETTING CANDY.

AND FROM YOU, WE TAKE AN EQUAL HELPING

OF SCARY BEYOND ALL BELIEF STUFF.

YOU MIX IN A PINCH OF FUN, A SPLASH OF GAMES,

AND PRESTO! IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. CHERISH IT.

ALL RIGHTY-RIGHT! IT'S OFFICIALLY KUZCO-WEEN.

COME ON.

TRICK OR TREAT.

I DEMANDY CANDY.

KUZCO, AREN'T YOU TOO OLD FOR TRICK OR TREATING?

NO, AND NEITHER ARE YOU. COME ON.

HAPPY YZMA-WEEN.

HAPPY YZMA-WEEN.

HI, YZMA.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? LET ME GUESS.

MALINA? COACH SWEATY? MR. MALIGUACO?

AM I GETTING CLOSE?

I'M YZMA!

SWEET. YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE HER.

I AM HER, YOU FOOL.

RIGHT.

ERRRR!

WHOA. YOU GOT THAT MASK ON TIGHT.

IT'S NOT A MASK.

HA HA. COME ON.

EVEN YZMA ISN'T THAT UGLY.

KRONK!

OH, YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU EVEN SCREAM JUST LIKE HER.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O, KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

THE MEGA-FREAKY KUZCO-WEEN COSTUME BALL.

WHAT KIND OF BALL ARE YOU GOING AS?

BOWLING? GOLF? A BALL BEARING?

KRONK, BALL MEANS DANCE

AND COSTUME MEANS COOL.

I'M ASKING MALINA TO GO WITH ME

AS A KUZCAN SEA SERPENT.

OR SHOULD WE KEEP IT SIMPLE

AND GO AS A GIANT KUZCAN ZOMBIE?

MALINA WON'T BE A ZOMBIE.

SHE'LL BE TOO BUSY GOING WITH ME AS A TWO-HEADED MUMMY.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO AVOID THE WHOLE MUMMY CATEGORY.

IT'S TAKEN.

WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I, ME, AM ASKING MALINA TO THE DANCE.

ME, TOO. WHAT A COINCIDENCE, HUH?

WEIRD.

SO THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY IT, HUH?

WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST-- LEAN DOWN. YOU'RE TOO TALL.

WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST HAVE TO UNLEASH

MY ULTRA SECRET INVITATION PLAN

THAT NO MALINA CAN RESIST.

OH, YEAH? THEN SO WILL I.

MAY I LEAN UP NOW?

MM, YEAH. WE'RE DONE HERE.

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE I SHOW YOU HOW I'M GOING TO ASK MALINA TO THE DANCE.

I'VE GOT A BIG IDEA.

NO GIRL WOULD TURN DOWN A HANDSOME GUY ON A HORSE, RIGHT?

THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE A HORSE.

BUT I DO HAVE MISTY THE LLAMA.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SHAVE OFF HER EXTRA HAIR,

PAINT HER WHITE, STICK ONE OF THOSE MANE THINGS ON HER,

AND THEN ATTACH A ROCKET TO HER BACK

SO SHE'S A SUPER LLAMA EXTREME.

HMM. WELL...

LET'S SEE WHAT KRONK'S UP TO.

OK, GUYS, GIVE IT YOUR ALL.

THIS IS FOR MALINA, SO REMEMBER:

BE FLASHY. WE GOTTA OUTDO KUZCO.

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

COME ON. YOU'RE FLAT.

CONCENTRATE!

♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

NOT FEELING THE FLASH, PEOPLE. WORK WITH ME!

PSST. MALINA.

I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING AFTER CLASS.

PSST. I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FIRST.

DELIVERY FROM CUTARY'S CARD AND COSTUME CAVERN FOR MALINA.

COME IN. THEY'RE NOT LISTENING ANYWAY.

I'M MALINA.

PRICKLY PEAR CANDY

AND A MACAW FOR THE BOUQUET. I LOVE IT!

"FROM YOUR SECRET CRUSH."

OH, HE WANTS TO TAKE ME TO THE DANCE.

I'LL BE A SHE-BAT, AND HE'S GOING AS A HE-BAT.

A SECRET CRUSH? HOW ROMANTIC.

OH, I KNOW. WHO WANTS SOMETHING BIG OR FLASHY?

THIS IS SO MUCH SWEETER.

SO WHAT'D YOU WANT TO ASK ME?

UH, WELL...NOTHING BIG.

YEAH, OR FLASHY.

WHAA!

WELL, I'LL BET YOU'RE REAL PROUD OF YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU?

ME? YOU SENT MALINA PRICKLY PEAR CANDY UNDER A FAKE NAME.

SECRET CRUSH. THAT WAS GENIUS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM A GENIUS,

BUT I DIDN'T SEND THE CANDY.

WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT.

HMM. A NEW PLAYER HAS JOINED THE GAME.

LOOK, THIS BAT CHUMP IS NO GOOD FOR ANYBODY.

I SAY WE TEAM UP AND CLIP HIS WINGS.

THEN IT'LL JUST BE YOU AND ME FIGHTING OVER MALINA AGAIN

LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

Yzma: KRONK! I GOTTA GO.

YOU, UH, WANTED TO SEE ME?

I NEED YOU TO GO SHOPPING.

WE'RE LOW ON POTION SUPPLIES.

ESPECIALLY PUMA WHISKERS, THUNDER CLOUD DUST,

AND NUTMEG.

I'M KINDA BUSY WITH THE DANCE.

KRONK, YOUR FIRST PRIORITY

IS HELPING ME FAIL KUZCO.

BESIDES, DANCES ARE WORTHLESS.

WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE NEVER GONE TO ONE?

UH, 'CAUSE NO ONE EVER ASKED YOU?

OR ANOTHER REASON?

Clown: DELIVERY FOR A PRINCIPAL AMZI.

FOR ME?

I MEAN, I'M PRINCIPAL AMZEE.

NO!

AHH! WHO COULD THIS BE FROM?

PRINCIPAL AMZEE, IF YOU SEE YZMA,

LET HER KNOW I WENT BACK TO CLASS.

"PLEASE JOIN ME FOR AN EVENING OF INTOLERABLE MUSIC,

"INEDIBLE SNACKS, UNRULY STUDENTS, AND CHAPERONE ROMANCE.

SIGNED, MR. M."

HUH. MR. M.

MR. M?

WHO'S MR M?

Kuzco: DID KATO SENDS YUM YUMS AND PRETTY PRETTIES TO MALINA?

[GROWLS]

Kronk: I THINK THAT'S NO.

Kuzco: NO MORE QUESTIONS.

DID YOU TWO SEND MALINA THE GIFT BASKET?

SPEAK UP.

THEY DON'T TALK. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

WE COULD ASK THEM, BUT THEY WON'T TELL US

'CAUSE THEY DON'T TALK.

MALINA, DID YOU--

WAIT. WHY ARE WE ASKING HER?

WELL, YOU WANTED TO INTERROGATE EVERYONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

UH, NOTHING. KRONK, TURN OFF THE LIGHT.

RIGHT. WHERE'S THAT SWITCH AGAIN?

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

WHERE? THERE!

NO, ON THE WALL. OH.

HERE. LET ME. NO, I GOT IT.

[BZZZT] OH, THAT TINGLED.

BASKETS DON'T JUST SEND THEMSELVES.

SOMEONE DID IT.

THINK. WHO'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE?

OR BETTER YET, WHO'S BEEN ACTING NORMAL,

AS IN TOO NORMAL?

WELL, I DID SEE GUACA YESTERDAY SHARPENING A PENCIL,

EATING LUNCH, AND BLINKING.

THREE STRIKES.

HE'S OUT!

YOUR PENCIL SHARPENING, LUNCH EATING,

EYE BLINKING DAYS ARE OVER, MR. SECRET CRUSH.

HEY, SURE. I BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT MALINA'S SECRET CRUSH, GUACA,

BUT MY PARTNER'S NOT SO UNDERSTANDING.

I BELIEVE HIM, TOO.

KRONK, I'M PLAYING GOOD COP.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD COP.

OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD COP AND I WAS BETTER COP.

WHAT? HOW'S THAT WORK?

IT MAKES HIM LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU.

JUST BE BAD COP, OK?

OK, BUT I DON'T ENJOY IT.

ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!

[CRASH]

OK, I SENT MALINA FLOWERS.

I'M GUILTY! GUILTY, I SAY!

Malina: GUACA'S MY SECRET CRUSH?

MALINA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THIS IS THE GIRLS' BATHROOM.

GIRLS' BATHROOM/ INTERROGATION HEADQUARTERS

ROOM PLACE THING.

GUACA, ARE YOU REALLY MY SECRET CRUSH?

YES! OK.

UM, GUACA, ARE YOU 20 FEET TALL AND MADE OF COTTON CANDY?

YES!

BUT HE'S NOT TALL OR FLUFFY.

HE'S SCARED. HE'LL ADMIT ANYTHING.

GUACA'S NOT MY SECRET CRUSH.

IT LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF YOU ARE, EITHER.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED ME TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU,

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK.

INSTEAD, YOU DECIDED TO PLAY DETECTIVE.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE PLAYING COPS.

THE POINT IS, THANKS TO YOU,

I'M NOW GOING TO THE DANCE WITH MY SECRET CRUSH...

WHOEVER HE IS.

NOT IF HE'S UGLY, THOUGH. RIGHT?

WHAT IF HE'S PART LOBSTER, YOU KNOW?

SHELL SKIN, CLAW HANDS.

SEE YA.

MAN, FIRST WE LOSE HER TO BAT-JUMP,

AND NOW LOBSTER MAN.

WE HAVEN'T LOST YET.

WE JUST HAVE TO CHANGE MALINA'S MIND.

MAY I GO NOW?

MR. M. MR. M.

MR. M. [GASP]

MORELY GUACO.

OH, MR. M.

[CHUCKLES]

[HORN HONKS]

AAH!

ANOTHER DELIVERY FOR YA.

"DEAR MALINA, ON SECOND THOUGHT,

"I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE DANCE.

"YOU SHOULD GO WITH KUZCO OR KRONK.

"TAKE CARE, YOUR SECRET CRUSH WHO IS NOT KUZCO OR KRONK

OR GUACA, WHO DIDN'T WRITE THIS."

WELL, AT LEAST THEY SEEM TO BE DONE PLAYING DETECTIVE.

GUACA!

GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

THE PHONY GIFT CARD WORKED.

MALINA THINKS HER SECRET CRUSH CANCELED,

SO NOW SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.

HA! I RULE!

SHE'LL BE A MERMAID,

SO YOU SHOULD BE A HE-MERMAID.

OOH, ANYTHING SHE WANTS.

REEOWR.

UM, ALSO, SHE SAID DON'T TELL KRONK.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.

A SECRET DATE?

WELL, OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND.

WHY UPSET KUZCO FOR NO REASON, POOR LITTLE GUY.

MR. MALIGUACO.

IT'S FROM YOUR WICKED WITCH.

SHE ACCEPTED YOUR INVITATION AND WILL MEET YOU AT THE DANCE.

LUCKY YOU!

WICKED WITCH?

IS THAT NURSE PITIHIYA?

YOU DELIVERED THE BASKET I SENT TO NURSE PITIHIYA, RIGHT?

OF COURSE. I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

[HORN HONKS]

YOU!

WHAT, TOO MUCH FIN?

HA HA HA! KATO RELAXED AGAIN.

LAUGHTER BEST MEDICINE.

GET LOST! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY SECRET DATE WITH MALINA.

AND YEAH, THAT'S TOO MUCH FIN.

THAT'S WEIRD.

YOUR SECRET DATE WITH MALINA

MUST BE AFTER MY SECRET DATE WITH MALINA.

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.

HA HA HA HA!

REALLY, REALLY WRONG.

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING

YOU TRICKED US FOR OUR OWN GOOD?

HEY, I DON'T ENJOY THIS.

BUT NEXT TIME YOU WANT SOMETHING,

DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME WITH SINGING SQUIRRELS AND PAINTED LLAMAS.

JUST ASK ME, OK?

I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE SLOW LEARNERS.

YEAH. THANKS FOR TRYING, THOUGH.

NO, THANK YOU.

HEY, MAYBE GUACA'S THE SECRET CRUSH,

AND HE TRICKED US INTO SABOTAGING OURSELVES.

NAH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

SO WHAT'S WITH THE BAT OUTFIT?

I'M MALINA'S SECRET CRUSH.

NO WAY! YOU WERE RIGHT!

HEY, DOES YOUR TAIL ITCH? MINE DOES.

HEY, HEY! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM.

READY FOR SOME CHAPERONE ROMANCE, MR. M?

FINALLY!

FRANKLY, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY,

NURSE PITI-AAH!

UH...UH...PRINCIPAL AMZEE, IT'S YOU!

SHALL WE DANCE, MR. M?

YES, UM, WELL, I, UM...

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I--

WELL, YOU SEE, THE THING IS, WELL--

I HATE DANCES!

I HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM!

AND IF I HATE THEM, SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE.

[ROARING]

WHOA! PRINCIPAL AMZEE'S COSTUME IS AWESOME!

[EVERYONE TALKING]

HEY, YOU WANNA BE MY DATE?

[CHEERING]

OH, MY GOSH, PRINCIPAL AMZEE.

YOUR COSTUME RULES.

AS DANCE COMMITTEE CHAIRPERSON,

I AM HONORED TO PRESENT YOU

WITH THE KUZCO-WEEN AWARD FOR BEST SCARY COSTUME. AAH!

THANK YOU.

I'VE NEVER WON AN AWARD BEFORE.

I LOVE DANCES.

I LOVE THEM, LOVE THEM, LOVE THEM.

I LOVE DANCES, TOO.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING, MALINA.

I'LL NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT AGAIN.

OK, NO GUARANTEES ON THAT SECOND PART.

BUT THE FIRST PART'S SOLID.

FAIR ENOUGH. I FORGIVE YOU.

ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A DANCE?

I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. COME ON.

I'M A LADY FISH.

OK, BUT I'M LEADING.

HIT IT, GUYS.

♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, MALINA ♪

"DEAR MALINA, TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS FROM KUZCO.

"I'M ASKING YOU TO NEXT YEAR'S MONSTER MASQUERADE NOW

♪BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. DIBS ON YOU.

"TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN PICK OUR COSTUMES.

"ANYTHING BUT MERMAIDS. NO MERMAIDS.

"MERMAIDS ME NO LIKEE.

"P.S. I BET YOU'RE WONDERING HOW I GOT ALL OF THIS TO FIT

ON ONE TINY GIFT CARD. I MADE KRONK DO IT."

"HI, MALINA."

"THAT WAS KRONK. OK, BACK TO ME NOW.

"DIBS ON YOU, AND ANYTHING BUT MERMAIDS.

KUZCO OUT!"