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HEY THERE. TODAY'S
GONNA BE ALL ABOUT ME.
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GOOD IDEA, HUH? SO
LET'S CELEBRATE ME DAY
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AND ME NIGHT, TOO.
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IT'S KUZCO-WEEN.
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THEME MUSIC!
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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YO, KUZCO TRIVIA BUFFS,
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YOU KNOW WHICH HOLIDAY
IS THE MOST KUZCO-RIFIC?
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NO, IT'S NOT KUZ-MAS...
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OR KUZ-EASTER...
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OR KUZ-ARBOR DAY.
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NOPE, IT'S KUZCO-WEEN.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW
I INVENTED KUZCO-WEEN.
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LIKE MOST INVENTIONS,
IT BEGAN BECAUSE OF A NEED.
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Kuzco: I NEED CANDY!
I NEED CANDY!
I NEED CANDY!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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I NEED CANDY.
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WHY SHOULD I
GIVE YOU CANDY?
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'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
SOMETHING VERY BAD
WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR HUT.
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PLEASE SAY NO.
PLEASE SAY NO.
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UH, CANDY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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IT'S ALL YOURS.
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AND HERE'S SOME GOLD, TOO.
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AND MY PET LLAMA.
AND TAKE MY WIFE...PLEASE!
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Kuzco: SORRY
TO DISAPPOINT YOU, YZMA.
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WHAT'LL IT BE?
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GIVE ME ALL
THE CANDY YOU'VE GOT,
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OR SOMETHING VERY BAD
IS GOING TO HAPPEN
TO YOUR HUT.
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YOU NEED A SNAPPIER PHRASE.
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GIVE ME FUDGE
OR I'LL FILL YOUR HUT
WITH SLUDGE.
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FEWER WORDS.
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PLUNDER OR WONDER
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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TRY AGAIN.
I DEMAND ME LOTS
OF CANDY, OR ELSE.
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OH, KUZCO, JUST USE WORDS
THAT SAY YOU'LL TRICK ME
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IT I DON'T TREAT YOU.
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LIKE TRICK OR TREAT?
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YOU GOT IT, KIDDO.
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OF COURSE, KUZCO-WEEN
ISN'T LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
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FIRST OFF,
NO MORE HUT DESTRUCTION.
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YEAH, PEOPLE ACTUALLY
HATED ME FOR THAT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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ME NO LIKEE
WHEN PEOPLE NO LIKEE ME.
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ALSO, NOWADAYS, I'M NOT
THE ONLY CANDY GRABBER.
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NOW ALL THE KIDS DO IT.
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AND GUESS WHO EVERYONE
DRESSES UP LIKE. ME!
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S A TRADTIONY KIND OF THING.
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THE MORE ME
THE MERRIER ME.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE IS ONE PERSON
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WHO'S NOT ON THE KUZCO-WEEN
TRAIN WITH THE REST OF US.
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SOMEONE WHO HATES THE WHOLE
KUZCO/CANDY THING.
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SOMEONE WHOSE HEART
IS AS COLD AS ICE.
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BRRRR.
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BLAST KUZCO-WEEN!
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IT'S STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
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WELL, SURE,
IT'S KIND OF BORING
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THAT EVERYONE HAS TO
DRESS LIKE KUZCO,
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BUT THEN AGAIN,
THERE ARE SO MANY
KUZCOS TO CHOOSE FROM.
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THERE'S EMPEROR KUZCO,
WHINY KUZCO,
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CUTESY KUZCO,
THOUGHTFUL KUZCO,
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LLAMA KUZCO,
RABBIT-FACED KUZCO,
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TOUCAN KUZCO.
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ARE YOU HAVING
A GOOD TIME, KRONK?
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YES! YES!
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I LOVE KUZCO-WEEN.
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I MEAN, NO, I DON'T.
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KUZCO-WEEN
USED TO BE SO MUCH FUN,
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BUT NOW
IT'S ALL ABOUT KUZCO.
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WELL, IT IS CALLED
KUZCO-WEEN.
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WHAT, YOU WANT IT
TO BE ABOUT YOU?
YOU WANT YZMA-WEEN?
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HA HA HA!
YZMA-WEEN.
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LIKE ANYONE WOULD NAME
A HOLIDAY THAT.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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KRONK, HO HO HO!
GIVE YOURSELF A GOLD STAR.
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ONE MORE AND I GET
A NEW POTATO PEELER!
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I THOUGHT 10 STARS
WAS THE BAGEL SLICER.
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YOU GAVE ME A SLICER
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO PUT
AN END TO KUZCO-WEEN FOREVER!
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AND I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT.
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FIRST, I'LL DRESS UP
LIKE A BEARDED FAT MAN,
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THEN I'LL CLIMB DOWN
EVERYONE'S CHIMNEY,
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AND DELIVER PRESENTS.
HA HA HA!
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AND I'LL DO
THE SAME THING NEXT YEAR
AND THE NEXT YEAR
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AND THE NEXT YEAR.
AH HA HA HA!
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I'LL CALL IT YZMAS.
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FINALLY, THERE WILL BE
NO PEACE ON EARTH
AND GOOD WILL TO ALL.
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IT'S BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
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BRILLIANT!
AH HA HA HA HA!
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UH...YOU KNOW, I THINK
I MISSED THE PART
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ABOUT HOW THAT'S
GONNA STOP KUZCO-WEEN.
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WELL, THERE'S THE FAT MAN
AND THE CHIMNEY AND THE--
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OH, VERY WELL.
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WE'LL JUST STEAL ALL
THE KUZCO-WEEN DECORATIONS
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AND DESTROY
THE WHOLE HOLIDAY.
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TO THE VILLAGE!
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SORRY, DON'T HAVE TIME.
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GOTTA GET MY KUZCO-WEEN
COSTUME READY.
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I'M GOING AS THE "I'VE
REALLY LEARNED MY LESSON
FOR TODAY" KUZCO.
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I'VE GOTTA CARVE
MY GOURD
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AND THERE'S A PARTY
AT KIPSY'S LATER.
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WE'RE GONNA BOB
FOR TAMALES,
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PIN THE TAIL
ON THE LLAMA, AND...
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WELL, I COULD JUGGLE
A FEW THINGS
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AND FIND SOME
WIGGLE ROOM FOR YOU.
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I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON YOU.
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DO I GET
ANOTHER STAR FOR THAT?
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MMM...
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NO!
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THEN WHAT'S IN IT
FOR ME?
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WELL...
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BY SUNSET TONIGHT,
KUZCO-WEEN WILL BE NO MORE!
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S
REALLY MORE FOR YOU
THAN FOR ME.
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OK, FINE.
YOU'LL GET YOU STAR.
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YES!
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IN HONOR OF
THE LAST KUZCO-WEEN EVER,
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I'D LIKE TO RECITE
A LITTLE POEM I WROTE.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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THE YZMATHAT STOLE KUZCO-WEEN,
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BY KRONK.
THE KRONK BEHIND THE YZMA.
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KRONK THE SECOND BANANA.
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EL NUMERO DUO.
THAT KRONK.
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THE POEM GOES LIKE THIS...
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OH, THAT YZMA,
SHE'S UNPLEASANT.
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HER HEART IS MADE OF ICE.
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SHE'S REALLY NASTY,
SPITEFUL, PARANOID,
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VICIOUS, SNEAKY,
SLIMY, SCARY--
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IN OTHER WORDS,
SHE'S NOT NICE.
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WHILE EVERYONE
STAYED IN THEIR HUTS,
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GETTING READY FOR THE NIGHT,
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YZMA HURRIED
TO COMPLETE HER SCHEME,
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WAY BEFORE TWILIGHT.
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IT'S TIME TO GET RID
OF ALL THINGS KUZCO.
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CELEBRATE
SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.
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SOMEONE WITH
THE NAME OF YZMA.
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SOMEONE LIKE ME, SHE SAID.
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SHE SWITCHED OUT
EVERY KUZCO MASK.
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ONE LOOK,
YOU'LL SCREAM AND RUN.
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THEN YZMA ADDED
HER SPECIAL TOUCH,
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WITH LIZARDS AND SCARY BATS,
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COBWEBS AND GHOSTS
AND SKELETONS,
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AND RUBBER SNAKES AND RATS.
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THE KUZCO LOAD
WAS REALLY HEAVY.
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THERE WAS NO TIME TO SLACK.
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BUT IF I DON'T GET
A SPINACH PUFF BREAK,
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I'M GONNA BREAK MY BACK.
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KRONK, WHAT DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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I WROTE A POEM, 'CAUSE
WORDS THAT SOUND THE SAME
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ARE MY NEW GAME.
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WELL, COULD YOU BE
A LITTLE MORE QUIET?
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IF ANYONE FINDS OUT
WHAT WE'RE DOING,
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THERE'LL BE A RIOT.
HA HA HA HA.
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OH, YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT.
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JUST WRAP IT UP.
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GOTCHA.
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SO YZMA DID HER THING
ALL AROUND.
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SKIPPING FROM DOOR TO DOOR,
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AND SHE WASN'T GOING TO STOP
UNTIL KUZCO-WEEN
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WAS NO MORE!
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THE END. I'M KRONK.
THANK YOU.
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NO. YOU'RE
NOT DONE YET.
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THERE'S ONE MORE HUT
TO DE-KUZCO-IZE.
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I'VE SAVED THE BEST
FOR LAST.
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TIPO, I'M GONNA TELL MOM.
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YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH
TO CARVE A GOURD.
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AM TOO!
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AM NOT!
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AM NOT!
AM TOO!
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AM TOO!
AM NOT!
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AM NOT!
AM TOO!
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Kuzco: YO, GUYS!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY COSTUME
FOR KUZCO-WEEN?
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I'M GOING AS ME.
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KUZCO, YOU'RE TOO OLD
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TO GO TRICK OR TREATING.
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ME? OLD?
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YEAH! I HAVE
A FRIEND WHO'S 13,
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AND SHE CAN'T GO OUT AND
ASK FOR CANDY ANYMORE
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'CAUSE 13
IS WAY TOO OLD. AND
I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND--
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[THINKING] YOU KNOW,
THE PROBLEM ISN'T REALLY
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THAT I'M TOO OLD
FOR KUZCO-WEEN.
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THE PROBLEM IS
THAT KUZCO-WEEN
IS TOO OLD FOR ME.
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IT'S SO LAST DECADE
AND I'M A NOW KIND OF GUY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
KUZCO-WEEN NEEDS?
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IT NEEDS A MAKEOVER. YEAH!
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NO, WAIT.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK.
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WHAT KUZCO-WEEN NEEDS
IS SOMEONE--NOT ME--
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TO GIVE IT A MAKEOVER.
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KUZCO!
HUH? OH.
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I AM NOT TOO OLD.
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AM TOO!
AM TOO!
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AM TOO!
AM TOO!
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HEY, DON'T YOU GUYS
USUALLY DISAGREE?
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UH-HUH.
UH HUH.
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UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
226
00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,958
UH-OH.
227
00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,626
HUH?
228
00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,748
OOH, IT'S MAGNIFICENT!
229
00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:35,500
I LOVE IT!
230
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,330
YEP, YOU
MUST BE PROUD.
231
00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,003
YOU DEFINITELY
RUINED KUZCO-WEEN.
232
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,130
IT'S NO LONGER
KUZCO-WEEN.
233
00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:45,285
IT'S YZMA-WEEN!
HA HA HA!
234
00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,831
SHH. THEY'RE COMING.
235
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,498
AWESOME!
COOL!
236
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,420
YAY! KUZCO-WEEN
GOT A MAKEOVER
JUST LIKE I WANTED,
237
00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:59,246
AND I DIDN'T HAVE
TO LIFT A FINGER.
238
00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,130
IT'S A KUZCO-WEEN MIRACLE!
239
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,415
WHAT?
240
00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:06,126
YOU DON'T THINK
THIS IS SCARY
BEYOND ALL BELIEF?
241
00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,575
SCARY? YEAH.
242
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,996
BUT FUN.
243
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,330
SCARY FUN.
244
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,503
BOO! HA HA HA HA.
245
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,960
I DON'T GET IT.
246
00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,078
[GASP] I DO!
247
00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,083
IT'S SOMETHING THAT
ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS,
248
00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,333
BUT IT'S HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW.
249
00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:23,963
IT'S A RECIPE CALLED...
250
00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,328
THE BEST
OF BOTH WORLDS.
251
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:30,003
FROM KUZCO,
WE TAKE ONE PART
OF GOING HUT TO HUT
252
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,080
AND GETTING CANDY.
253
00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,883
AND FROM YOU, WE TAKE
AN EQUAL HELPING
254
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:35,075
OF SCARY
BEYOND ALL BELIEF STUFF.
255
00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,213
YOU MIX IN
A PINCH OF FUN,
A SPLASH OF GAMES,
256
00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,708
AND PRESTO! IT'S
A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
257
00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,578
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
CHERISH IT.
258
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:45,833
ALL RIGHTY-RIGHT!
IT'S OFFICIALLY KUZCO-WEEN.
259
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,383
COME ON.
260
00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,253
TRICK OR TREAT.
261
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,460
I DEMANDY CANDY.
262
00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:58,378
KUZCO, AREN'T YOU TOO OLD
FOR TRICK OR TREATING?
263
00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:02,205
NO, AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
COME ON.
264
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,000
HAPPY YZMA-WEEN.
265
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,290
HAPPY YZMA-WEEN.
266
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,578
HI, YZMA.
267
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:15,213
WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
LET ME GUESS.
268
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:19,288
MALINA? COACH SWEATY?
MR. MALIGUACO?
269
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,171
AM I GETTING CLOSE?
270
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,076
I'M YZMA!
271
00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,003
SWEET. YOU EVEN
SOUND LIKE HER.
272
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000
I AM HER, YOU FOOL.
273
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,290
RIGHT.
274
00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:28,251
ERRRR!
275
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,000
WHOA. YOU GOT
THAT MASK ON TIGHT.
276
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,290
IT'S NOT A MASK.
277
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,581
HA HA. COME ON.
278
00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,003
EVEN YZMA
ISN'T THAT UGLY.
279
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,960
KRONK!
280
00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:37,828
OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
281
00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,253
YOU EVEN SCREAM
JUST LIKE HER.
282
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:50,285
♪ K-U-Z-C-O,
KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪
283
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:53,291
THE MEGA-FREAKY
KUZCO-WEEN COSTUME BALL.
284
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,171
WHAT KIND OF BALL
ARE YOU GOING AS?
285
00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,876
BOWLING? GOLF?
A BALL BEARING?
286
00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,875
KRONK, BALL MEANS DANCE
287
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,705
AND COSTUME MEANS COOL.
288
00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,578
I'M ASKING MALINA
TO GO WITH ME
289
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,833
AS A KUZCAN SEA SERPENT.
290
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,833
OR SHOULD WE KEEP IT SIMPLE
291
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,633
AND GO AS A GIANT
KUZCAN ZOMBIE?
292
00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,075
MALINA WON'T BE
A ZOMBIE.
293
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,833
SHE'LL BE TOO BUSY
GOING WITH ME AS
A TWO-HEADED MUMMY.
294
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,423
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO AVOID THE WHOLE
MUMMY CATEGORY.
295
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,246
IT'S TAKEN.
296
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,000
WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
297
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,080
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
298
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,883
I, ME, AM ASKING MALINA
TO THE DANCE.
299
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:26,705
ME, TOO. WHAT
A COINCIDENCE, HUH?
300
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:27,748
WEIRD.
301
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,420
SO THAT'S HOW
YOU WANT TO PLAY IT, HUH?
302
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:32,126
WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST--
LEAN DOWN. YOU'RE TOO TALL.
303
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,125
WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST
HAVE TO UNLEASH
304
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,415
MY ULTRA SECRET
INVITATION PLAN
305
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:37,826
THAT NO MALINA CAN RESIST.
306
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:40,003
OH, YEAH?
THEN SO WILL I.
307
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,630
MAY I LEAN UP NOW?
308
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,995
MM, YEAH.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
309
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,330
Kuzco: IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
310
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,833
THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW
311
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:49,423
WHERE I SHOW YOU HOW
I'M GOING TO ASK MALINA
TO THE DANCE.
312
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:50,876
I'VE GOT A BIG IDEA.
313
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,705
NO GIRL WOULD TURN DOWN
A HANDSOME GUY ON A HORSE,
RIGHT?
314
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,708
THE PROBLEM IS
I DON'T HAVE A HORSE.
315
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,878
BUT I DO HAVE
MISTY THE LLAMA.
316
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,705
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
SHAVE OFF HER EXTRA HAIR,
317
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:04,328
PAINT HER WHITE,
STICK ONE OF THOSE
MANE THINGS ON HER,
318
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,753
AND THEN ATTACH
A ROCKET TO HER BACK
319
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,830
SO SHE'S
A SUPER LLAMA EXTREME.
320
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,325
HMM. WELL...
321
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,833
LET'S SEE
WHAT KRONK'S UP TO.
322
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,003
OK, GUYS, GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
323
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
THIS IS FOR MALINA,
SO REMEMBER:
324
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,130
BE FLASHY.
WE GOTTA OUTDO KUZCO.
325
00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,285
[CLEARS THROAT]
326
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,631
♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
327
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:30,285
♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
328
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,171
COME ON. YOU'RE FLAT.
329
00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,326
CONCENTRATE!
330
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,883
♪ PLEASE GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
331
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:41,205
NOT FEELING THE FLASH,
PEOPLE. WORK WITH ME!
332
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,748
PSST. MALINA.
333
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,210
I NEED TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING AFTER CLASS.
334
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,708
PSST. I NEED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FIRST.
335
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:49,248
DELIVERY FROM CUTARY'S
CARD AND COSTUME CAVERN
FOR MALINA.
336
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,080
COME IN. THEY'RE NOT
LISTENING ANYWAY.
337
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,633
I'M MALINA.
338
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,875
PRICKLY PEAR CANDY
339
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,875
AND A MACAW FOR THE BOUQUET.
I LOVE IT!
340
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,575
"FROM YOUR SECRET CRUSH."
341
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,253
OH, HE WANTS
TO TAKE ME TO THE DANCE.
342
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,630
I'LL BE A SHE-BAT,
AND HE'S GOING AS A HE-BAT.
343
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:07,575
A SECRET CRUSH?
HOW ROMANTIC.
344
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:11,503
OH, I KNOW. WHO WANTS
SOMETHING BIG OR FLASHY?
345
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,170
THIS IS SO MUCH SWEETER.
346
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,706
SO WHAT'D YOU
WANT TO ASK ME?
347
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:19,208
UH, WELL...NOTHING BIG.
348
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,418
YEAH, OR FLASHY.
349
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,876
WHAA!
350
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,075
WELL, I'LL BET YOU'RE
REAL PROUD OF YOURSELF,
AREN'T YOU?
351
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:28,963
ME? YOU SENT MALINA
PRICKLY PEAR CANDY
UNDER A FAKE NAME.
352
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,578
SECRET CRUSH.
THAT WAS GENIUS.
353
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,633
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I AM A GENIUS,
354
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,245
BUT I DIDN'T SEND THE CANDY.
355
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,290
WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT.
356
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,331
HMM. A NEW PLAYER
HAS JOINED THE GAME.
357
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,083
LOOK, THIS BAT CHUMP
IS NO GOOD FOR ANYBODY.
358
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,503
I SAY WE TEAM UP
AND CLIP HIS WINGS.
359
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,330
THEN IT'LL JUST BE
YOU AND ME FIGHTING
OVER MALINA AGAIN
360
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,753
LIKE IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE.
361
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,080
Yzma: KRONK!
I GOTTA GO.
362
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:53,003
YOU, UH, WANTED TO SEE ME?
363
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,330
I NEED YOU
TO GO SHOPPING.
364
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,633
WE'RE LOW
ON POTION SUPPLIES.
365
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,705
ESPECIALLY
PUMA WHISKERS,
THUNDER CLOUD DUST,
366
00:13:58,708 --> 00:13:59,578
AND NUTMEG.
367
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,883
I'M KINDA BUSY
WITH THE DANCE.
368
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,375
KRONK, YOUR
FIRST PRIORITY
369
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,075
IS HELPING ME
FAIL KUZCO.
370
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,833
BESIDES, DANCES
ARE WORTHLESS.
371
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,463
WHY DO YOU THINK
I'VE NEVER GONE TO ONE?
372
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:11,828
UH, 'CAUSE NO ONE
EVER ASKED YOU?
373
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,578
OR ANOTHER REASON?
374
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,883
Clown: DELIVERY FOR
A PRINCIPAL AMZI.
375
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,955
FOR ME?
376
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:23,748
I MEAN, I'M
PRINCIPAL AMZEE.
377
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,210
NO!
378
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,418
AHH! WHO COULD THIS
BE FROM?
379
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,456
PRINCIPAL AMZEE,
IF YOU SEE YZMA,
380
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,748
LET HER KNOW
I WENT BACK TO CLASS.
381
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,000
"PLEASE JOIN ME FOR AN EVENING
OF INTOLERABLE MUSIC,
382
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,420
"INEDIBLE SNACKS,
UNRULY STUDENTS,
AND CHAPERONE ROMANCE.
383
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,626
SIGNED, MR. M."
384
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,125
HUH. MR. M.
385
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,955
MR. M?
386
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:47,128
WHO'S MR M?
387
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:51,455
Kuzco: DID KATO SENDS YUM YUMS
AND PRETTY PRETTIES TO MALINA?
388
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,498
[GROWLS]
389
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,880
Kronk: I THINK
THAT'S NO.
390
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,455
Kuzco: NO MORE QUESTIONS.
391
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,328
DID YOU TWO
SEND MALINA THE GIFT BASKET?
392
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,293
SPEAK UP.
393
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,751
THEY DON'T TALK.
I'M NOT SURE WHY.
394
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,580
WE COULD ASK THEM,
BUT THEY WON'T TELL US
395
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,383
'CAUSE THEY DON'T TALK.
396
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,995
MALINA, DID YOU--
397
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,630
WAIT. WHY ARE WE
ASKING HER?
398
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,415
WELL, YOU WANTED TO
INTERROGATE EVERYONE.
399
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,876
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
400
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,245
UH, NOTHING. KRONK,
TURN OFF THE LIGHT.
401
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,420
RIGHT. WHERE'S
THAT SWITCH AGAIN?
402
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,496
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
403
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,380
WHERE?
THERE!
404
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,205
NO, ON THE WALL.
OH.
405
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,458
HERE. LET ME.
NO, I GOT IT.
406
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,288
[BZZZT]
OH, THAT TINGLED.
407
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,751
BASKETS DON'T JUST
SEND THEMSELVES.
408
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:30,710
SOMEONE DID IT.
409
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:33,708
THINK. WHO'S
BEEN ACTING STRANGE?
410
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,878
OR BETTER YET, WHO'S
BEEN ACTING NORMAL,
411
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,285
AS IN TOO NORMAL?
412
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:41,171
WELL, I DID SEE
GUACA YESTERDAY
SHARPENING A PENCIL,
413
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,826
EATING LUNCH, AND BLINKING.
414
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,713
THREE STRIKES.
415
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,708
HE'S OUT!
416
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:49,378
YOUR PENCIL SHARPENING,
LUNCH EATING,
417
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:53,825
EYE BLINKING DAYS ARE
OVER, MR. SECRET CRUSH.
418
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,748
HEY, SURE. I BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT MALINA'S
SECRET CRUSH, GUACA,
419
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,460
BUT MY PARTNER'S
NOT SO UNDERSTANDING.
420
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,578
I BELIEVE HIM, TOO.
421
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,883
KRONK, I'M PLAYING
GOOD COP.
422
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,285
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE BAD COP.
423
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:12,001
OH. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOOD COP
AND I WAS BETTER COP.
424
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,460
WHAT? HOW'S THAT WORK?
425
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,375
IT MAKES HIM LIKE ME
MORE THAN YOU.
426
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,285
JUST BE BAD COP, OK?
427
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,001
OK, BUT I DON'T ENJOY IT.
428
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,583
ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!
429
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,383
[CRASH]
430
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,955
OK, I SENT MALINA FLOWERS.
431
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,708
I'M GUILTY! GUILTY, I SAY!
432
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,168
Malina: GUACA'S
MY SECRET CRUSH?
433
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,326
MALINA! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
434
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,463
THIS IS THE GIRLS' BATHROOM.
435
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,998
GIRLS' BATHROOM/
INTERROGATION
HEADQUARTERS
436
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,080
ROOM PLACE THING.
437
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,833
GUACA, ARE YOU REALLY
MY SECRET CRUSH?
438
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,293
YES!
OK.
439
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:49,171
UM, GUACA,
ARE YOU 20 FEET TALL
AND MADE OF COTTON CANDY?
440
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:49,996
YES!
441
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,580
BUT HE'S NOT TALL
OR FLUFFY.
442
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,003
HE'S SCARED.
HE'LL ADMIT ANYTHING.
443
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,580
GUACA'S NOT MY SECRET CRUSH.
444
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,463
IT LOOKS LIKE
NEITHER OF YOU ARE, EITHER.
445
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,878
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED ME
TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU,
446
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,455
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK.
447
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,878
INSTEAD, YOU DECIDED
TO PLAY DETECTIVE.
448
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,875
ACTUALLY,
WE'RE PLAYING COPS.
449
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,205
THE POINT IS,
THANKS TO YOU,
450
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,288
I'M NOW GOING TO THE DANCE
WITH MY SECRET CRUSH...
451
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,381
WHOEVER HE IS.
452
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,575
NOT IF HE'S UGLY,
THOUGH. RIGHT?
453
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,003
WHAT IF HE'S
PART LOBSTER, YOU KNOW?
454
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,710
SHELL SKIN, CLAW HANDS.
455
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,708
SEE YA.
456
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,998
MAN, FIRST WE LOSE HER
TO BAT-JUMP,
457
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,460
AND NOW LOBSTER MAN.
458
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,708
WE HAVEN'T LOST YET.
459
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:30,288
WE JUST HAVE TO
CHANGE MALINA'S MIND.
460
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,708
MAY I GO NOW?
461
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,828
MR. M. MR. M.
462
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,333
MR. M. [GASP]
463
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,003
MORELY GUACO.
464
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,250
OH, MR. M.
465
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,210
[CHUCKLES]
466
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,378
[HORN HONKS]
467
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,125
AAH!
468
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,125
ANOTHER DELIVERY
FOR YA.
469
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,125
"DEAR MALINA,
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
470
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,495
"I DON'T WANT TO
TAKE YOU TO THE DANCE.
471
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,420
"YOU SHOULD GO
WITH KUZCO OR KRONK.
472
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:57,876
"TAKE CARE, YOUR
SECRET CRUSH WHO IS NOT
KUZCO OR KRONK
473
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,495
OR GUACA,
WHO DIDN'T WRITE THIS."
474
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:04,460
WELL, AT LEAST
THEY SEEM TO BE DONE
PLAYING DETECTIVE.
475
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,285
GUACA!
476
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,211
GOT A JOB
FOR YOU.
477
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,828
THE PHONY GIFT CARD
WORKED.
478
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,713
MALINA THINKS HER
SECRET CRUSH CANCELED,
479
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,418
SO NOW SHE WANTS TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.
480
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,826
HA! I RULE!
481
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,713
SHE'LL BE A MERMAID,
482
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:21,378
SO YOU SHOULD BE
A HE-MERMAID.
483
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,495
OOH, ANYTHING SHE WANTS.
484
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,500
REEOWR.
485
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,290
UM, ALSO, SHE SAID
DON'T TELL KRONK.
486
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,961
SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.
487
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,208
A SECRET DATE?
488
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,878
WELL, OF COURSE
I UNDERSTAND.
489
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,875
WHY UPSET KUZCO
FOR NO REASON,
POOR LITTLE GUY.
490
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,875
MR. MALIGUACO.
491
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,705
IT'S FROM YOUR WICKED WITCH.
492
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:43,628
SHE ACCEPTED YOUR INVITATION
AND WILL MEET YOU AT THE DANCE.
493
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,575
LUCKY YOU!
494
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,083
WICKED WITCH?
495
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,503
IS THAT NURSE PITIHIYA?
496
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,830
YOU DELIVERED
THE BASKET I SENT TO
NURSE PITIHIYA, RIGHT?
497
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,253
OF COURSE.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
498
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,710
[HORN HONKS]
499
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,458
YOU!
500
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:04,328
WHAT, TOO MUCH FIN?
501
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,285
HA HA HA!
KATO RELAXED AGAIN.
502
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,711
LAUGHTER BEST MEDICINE.
503
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,878
GET LOST! YOU'RE
GONNA RUIN MY SECRET
DATE WITH MALINA.
504
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,705
AND YEAH,
THAT'S TOO MUCH FIN.
505
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,708
THAT'S WEIRD.
506
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,878
YOUR SECRET DATE
WITH MALINA
507
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,375
MUST BE AFTER MY
SECRET DATE WITH MALINA.
508
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,125
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
509
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,575
HA HA HA HA!
510
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,963
REALLY, REALLY WRONG.
511
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,378
WHY DO I GET
THE FEELING
512
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,705
YOU TRICKED US
FOR OUR OWN GOOD?
513
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,828
HEY, I DON'T ENJOY THIS.
514
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,463
BUT NEXT TIME
YOU WANT SOMETHING,
515
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,208
DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME
WITH SINGING SQUIRRELS
AND PAINTED LLAMAS.
516
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,168
JUST ASK ME, OK?
517
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,996
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE SLOW LEARNERS.
518
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,710
YEAH. THANKS
FOR TRYING, THOUGH.
519
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,828
NO, THANK YOU.
520
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,503
HEY, MAYBE GUACA'S
THE SECRET CRUSH,
521
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,580
AND HE TRICKED US
INTO SABOTAGING OURSELVES.
522
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,883
NAH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
523
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,875
SO WHAT'S WITH
THE BAT OUTFIT?
524
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,825
I'M MALINA'S SECRET CRUSH.
525
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,503
NO WAY!
YOU WERE RIGHT!
526
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,830
HEY, DOES YOUR TAIL ITCH?
MINE DOES.
527
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,463
HEY, HEY! HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM.
528
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:07,708
READY FOR SOME
CHAPERONE ROMANCE,
MR. M?
529
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:08,578
FINALLY!
530
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,633
FRANKLY, I WAS
STARTING TO WORRY,
531
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,825
NURSE PITI-AAH!
532
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:19,881
UH...UH...PRINCIPAL AMZEE,
IT'S YOU!
533
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,875
SHALL WE DANCE,
MR. M?
534
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,955
YES, UM,
WELL, I, UM...
535
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,878
I'D LOVE TO, BUT I--
536
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:29,415
WELL, YOU SEE,
THE THING IS, WELL--
537
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,460
I HATE DANCES!
538
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,828
I HATE THEM,
HATE THEM, HATE THEM!
539
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,423
AND IF I HATE THEM,
SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE.
540
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,575
[ROARING]
541
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,963
WHOA! PRINCIPAL AMZEE'S
COSTUME IS AWESOME!
542
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,998
[EVERYONE TALKING]
543
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,290
HEY, YOU WANNA BE MY DATE?
544
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,001
[CHEERING]
545
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,630
OH, MY GOSH,
PRINCIPAL AMZEE.
546
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,705
YOUR COSTUME RULES.
547
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,418
AS DANCE COMMITTEE
CHAIRPERSON,
548
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,876
I AM HONORED
TO PRESENT YOU
549
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,825
WITH THE KUZCO-WEEN AWARD
FOR BEST SCARY COSTUME. AAH!
550
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,173
THANK YOU.
551
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,456
I'VE NEVER WON
AN AWARD BEFORE.
552
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,458
I LOVE DANCES.
553
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,078
I LOVE THEM,
LOVE THEM, LOVE THEM.
554
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,423
I LOVE DANCES, TOO.
555
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,076
AND I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT EVERYTHING, MALINA.
556
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,503
I'LL NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
557
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,420
OK, NO GUARANTEES
ON THAT SECOND PART.
558
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,706
BUT THE FIRST PART'S SOLID.
559
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,498
FAIR ENOUGH.
I FORGIVE YOU.
560
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,830
ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A DANCE?
561
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,083
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
COME ON.
562
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,133
I'M A LADY FISH.
563
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:38,285
OK, BUT I'M LEADING.
564
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,461
HIT IT, GUYS.
565
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:43,708
♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
566
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:47,878
♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
567
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:52,205
♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
568
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:56,828
♪ PLEASE, GO TO THE DANCE
WITH ME, MALINA ♪
569
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,708
"DEAR MALINA, TO BE CLEAR,
THIS IS FROM KUZCO.
570
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,208
"I'M ASKING YOU TO NEXT YEAR'S
MONSTER MASQUERADE NOW
571
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,998
♪BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.
DIBS ON YOU.
572
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,380
"TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN PICK OUR COSTUMES.
573
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,575
"ANYTHING BUT MERMAIDS.
NO MERMAIDS.
574
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,003
"MERMAIDS ME NO LIKEE.
575
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,880
"P.S. I BET YOU'RE WONDERING
HOW I GOT ALL OF THIS TO FIT
576
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,285
ON ONE TINY GIFT CARD.
I MADE KRONK DO IT."
577
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:20,331
"HI, MALINA."
578
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,003
"THAT WAS KRONK.
OK, BACK TO ME NOW.
579
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,960
"DIBS ON YOU,
AND ANYTHING BUT MERMAIDS.
580
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,958
KUZCO OUT!"
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