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TODAY'S SHOW
IS BROUGHT TO YOU
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IN THAT THRILLING
NEW TECHNOLOGY,
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KUZCO-VISION.
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WOW.
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I SOUND COOL.
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THEME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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THIS IS KUZCOTERIUS,
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THE BRIGHTEST STAR
IN OUR WINTER SKIES.
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SURROUNDING IT
ARE A COLLECTION
OF SMALLER STARS
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KNOWN AS THE KUZCO WAY.
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TOGETHER THEY FORM
AN IMAGE OF...
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YOU KNOW WHO.
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OH, I KNOW WHO,
I KNOW WHO.
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ME!
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IT'S LIKE
CONNECT THE DOTS.
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DO IT AGAIN.
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I JUST LOVE
KUZCONSTELLATION CLASS.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT BELIEVING,
MALINA.
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IT'S ABOUT
THE WONDER OF IT ALL.
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WHO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE,
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WHAT SPACE PEOPLE
ARE WAITING TO MEET ME,
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BRING ME SPACE PRESENTS.
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KUZCO, THERE IS
NO SUCH THING
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AS SPACE PEOPLE.
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THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE
BUT PLANETS MADE OF ROCK
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AND STARS MADE OF
BURNING GAS.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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IS IT, MR. M?
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AS MUCH AS I AGREE
WITH YOU, MALINA,
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I'M REQUIRED TO TEACH
THE APPROVED KUZCURRICULUM,
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WHICH STATES
THAT THE PLANETS ARE MADE OF
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MYSTICAL CLAY
MOLDED BY KUZCO'S HANDS.
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AND THE STARS WERE FORMED
WHEN KUZCO
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WEPT MAGICAL TEARS
THAT HARDENED INTO DIAMONDS
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AND FLOATED UP
INTO THE HEAVENS.
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I LOVE THAT STORY.
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EXCEPT FOR THE MAGICAL
CRYING PART.
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I DIDN'T REALLY CRY.
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OH, KUZCO,
THE UNIVERSE
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DOESN'T REVOLVE
AROUND YOU.
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THERE'S NOTHING MAGICAL
ABOUT IT.
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HEY, YOU'RE GOING
TO MISS THE PART ABOUT ME
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LASSOING THE SUN
AND PULLING IT ACROSS THE SKY
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WITH A HERD OF
ENCHANTED FLYING LLAMAS.
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[DOOR CLOSES
IN DISTANCE]
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HMM...FLYING LLAMAS.
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IT'S NICE TO GET OUT,
ISN'T IT?
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THAT OFFICE OF YOURS
IS SO DARK...
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PURPLE.
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KRONK, DARLING,
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I MIX
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AMONGST THE STUDENTS,
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I MIGHT GET AN IDEA
OF HOW TO GET RID
OF KUZCO.
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GET RID OF...
BUT, YOU'RE--
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KRONK, SURELY BY NOW
YOU KNOW
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I'M REALLY YZMA
IN DISGUISE.
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SO DON'T MAKE ME
TEAR MY CLOTHES OFF.
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OK, I'LL TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR IT.
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DON'T DO ANYTHING
WE'LL BOTH REGRET.
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CAN YOU PLEASE
ADJUST THIS UMBRELLA?
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I FORGOT TO PUT ON
SUNTAN LOTION.
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WHAT ARE YOU,
LIKE AN SBF 250?
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300?
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WHOOPS.
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NOTHING OUT THERE
BUT ROCKS AND GAS.
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MALINA NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE
A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC.
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HUH?
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SPACE PEOPLE!
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UH, KUZCO,
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SPACE PEOPLE
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ARE LOOKING FOR YOU?
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I SAW THEIR SPACESHIP.
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DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE
ANY SPACE PEOPLE?
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NO,
BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD BE
IN A SPACESHIP?
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DUH.
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KUZCO, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S OBVIOUSLY
A SEARCH SHIP.
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THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE
TO FIND ME.
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THEY'RE VERY FRUSTRATED.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M IMPLEMENTING...
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[FANFARE]
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OPERATION HANDSOME-FACE.
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A DRAWING
OF YOUR FACE?
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SILLY CHICHA.
NOT JUST ANY DRAWING.
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THE BIGGEST DRAWING
EVER.
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SO BIG YOU CAN SEE IT
FROM OUTER SPACE.
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THIS WAY
THE SPACE PEOPLE
KNOW WHERE I AM.
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GET IT?
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CHECK IT OUT.
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MY NECK
IS A LANDING STRIP.
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THAT LOOKS LIKE
THE WEST HILL.
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YEAH, IT IS.
THE ROYAL MAPTOGRAPHER
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FIGURED OUT
THE PERFECT SPOT
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TO PUT
MY BIG FACE DRAWING.
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HEY, BUT--
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IT FACES KUZCOTERIUS.
PERFECT, HUH?
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WELL, BETTER GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
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TOMORROW,
OPERATION HANDSOME-FACE
BEGINS.
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ISN'T THE WEST HILL
WHERE ALL THE VILLAGE
GRAIN IS PLANTED?
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THE SEEDLINGS ARE
JUST BEGINNING TO SPROUT.
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HE CAN'T DIG THAT UP.
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KUZCO, I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT THIS.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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MAYBE MY EYE SHOULD BE
A LITTLE HIGHER UP.
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I MEAN THIS BIG DRAWING
OF YOUR FACE.
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I BROUGHT URKON
WITH ME,
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THE VILLAGE LEADER,
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SO WE COULD DISCUSS IT.
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KUZCOI--
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IT'S KUZCO.
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RIGHT. KUZOCO.
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THE CROPS
ON THIS FIELD
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ARE THE LIVELIHOOD
OF THE ENTIRE VILLAGE.
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WHY SHOULD WE PERMIT YOU
TO DIG IT UP?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED
TOTAL ANNIHILATION?
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THESE ARE SPACE PEOPLE,
PEOPLE,
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WITH SUPERIOR
SPACE PEOPLE TECHNOLOGY.
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NOW, THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR ME
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AND WE DON'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT THEM.
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OR ELSE...KABLOOEY.
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I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
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PLUS, THEY HAVE
SPACE PRESENTS.
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PROBABLY ONE FOR YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M IN.
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DIG AWAY.
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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
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PRINCIPAL AMZY?
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SO, YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND
IT'S ME, YZMA, IN DISGUISE?
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YOU TOLD ME EARLIER,
REMEMBER?
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PRINCIPAL AMZY.
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OK, WE GET
THAT YOU GET IT.
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YOU CAN STOP NOW.
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OK...
PRINCIPAL AMZY.
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LISTEN UP.
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
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TO THE SECRET LAB!
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PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.
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SURE THING...
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PRINCIPAL AMZY.
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PLEASE KEEP HANDS, FEET,
AND ALL FEATHERS
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INSIDE THE CAR
AT ALL TIMES.
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ENJOY THE RIDE.
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[SIREN]
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ARE YOU SPEEDING?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S THE LIMIT
ON THIS THING?
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BEATS ME.
IT'S YOUR SECRET LAB.
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THEY SHOULDN'T
GIVE SPEEDING TICKETS
ON ROLLER COASTERS.
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ACTUALLY,
YOUR TICKET WAS FOR
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CALLING HIM THOSE NAMES.
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AND OUR TAIL LIGHT
WAS OUT.
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WOULD HAVE BEEN
JUST A FIX-IT TICKET
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IF IT WASN'T
FOR THE NAME-CALLING.
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SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING
DOWN HERE?
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KUZCO THINKS
HE'S GOING TO BE VISITED
BY SPACE PEOPLE.
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ARE THEY BRINGING
PRESENTS?
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
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AS PRESENTS?
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NO!
AS SPACE PEOPLE!
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SAYS YOU.
YOU'RE NOT QUEEN
OF THE UNIVERSE.
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KRONK,
WHAT KUZCO SAW WAS THAT.
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A CRASHED SPACESHIP!
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IT'S A PATIO UMBRELLA.
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SPACE PEOPLE
ARE DISGUISING THEIR SHIPS
AS PATIO UMBRELLAS.
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DEVIOUS.
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KRONK, REPEAT AFTER ME--
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THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
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THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
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BUT KUZCO
THINKS THERE IS.
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BUT KUZCO
THINKS THERE IS.
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OK, YOU CAN STOP
REPEATING NOW.
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OK, YOU CAN STOP
REPEATING NOW.
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REALLY, STOP IT!
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IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY
ANYWAY.
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YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO DISGUISE OURSELVES
AS SPACE PEOPLE,
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LAND ON KUZCO'S
FACE DRAWING,
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AND DEMAND HE SIGN OVER
THE KINGDOM TO ME.
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IT'S BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, MALINA,
COME TO WAIT FOR
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THE SPACE PEOPLE
WITH ME?
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NO, I'VE COME TO TALK
SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
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KUZCO,
YOU RUINED THE CROPS
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JUST BECAUSE OF
THIS SILLY BELIEF OF YOURS.
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SILLY BELIEF?
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EXCUSE ME, UH,
THESE ARE SPACE PEOPLE
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WHO WANT TO
COMMUNICATE WITH ME,
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AND I'M READY
TO TALK TO THEM
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IN WHATEVER
SPACE LANGUAGE
THEY SPEAK.
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EVEN KAZOO.
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[PLAYS TUNE]
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THAT'S IT.
I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
TO PROVE TO YOU
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ONCE AND FOR ALL
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THAT THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
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[ANIMALS HOOT AND HOWL,
CRICKETS CHIRP]
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[KUZCO PLAYING KAZOO]
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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THEY SHOULD HAVE
BEEN HERE BY NOW.
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KUZCO, WHY DO YOU INSIST
ON BELIEVING
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IN SPACE PEOPLE?
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WHY DO YOU INSIST ON
NOT BELIEVING IN THEM?
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BECAUSE
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE!
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NO SUCH THING!?
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BUT YOU SAID
WE'D ALL GO KABLOOEY.
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OUR HARVEST IS RUINED
FOR NOTHING?
237
00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,955
HOW WILL WE
GET THROUGH THE WINTER?
238
00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,578
BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE
SPACE PEOPLE.
239
00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,003
HE SAW ONE
OF THEIR SHIPS.
240
00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,830
MAYBE IT WAS
A PATIO UMBRELLA.
241
00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:15,423
THOSE THINGS ARE
ALWAYS COMING LOOSE.
242
00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:17,576
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
243
00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,463
WHEN ARE WE GOING
TO GO KABLOOEY?
244
00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,628
NO...LISTEN.
245
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,825
I'M SURE THEY'LL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
246
00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,423
KUZCO,
IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU,
247
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,496
THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE
BUT--
248
00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,383
THE SPACE PEOPLE.
249
00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,575
SEE, I TOLD YOU.
250
00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,003
YOU JUST HAVE
TO BE A LITTLE MORE
OPTIMISTIC.
251
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,580
MAYBE.
252
00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,000
GREETINGS, KUZCONIANS.
253
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,500
S-S-SPACE...
254
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,288
KUZCO, YOU OK?
KUZCO!
255
00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:56,291
WE VISIT YOU FROM
THE FAR-OFF PLANET
OF...OF...
256
00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:57,211
KRONKITER.
257
00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,418
NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE FROM...
258
00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:00,576
YZMARS.
259
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,003
I REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD BE FROM
KRONKITER.
260
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,460
IT'S BIGGER.
261
00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:05,708
WHATEVER.
262
00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:07,708
WELCOME, SPACE PEOPLE.
263
00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:10,498
I AM URKON,
THE VILLAGE LEADER.
264
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,460
YEAH, BIG DEAL.
WHERE'S KUZCO?
265
00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,578
WHAT ABOUT
MY PRESENT?
266
00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:15,713
WAIT A MINUTE.
267
00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,458
YOU'RE NOT SPACE PEOPLE!
268
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,958
YOU'RE YZMA AND KRONK!
269
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,498
NO, WE'RE NOT.
RIGHT, KRONK?
270
00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,460
SURE, YZMA, I'LL PROVE
WE'RE FROM SPACE.
271
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,628
UH, HOW'S IT GO, UH...
272
00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:28,575
MAY THE SOMETHING-OR-OTHER
BE WITH YOU.
273
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,383
AND, UH,
LIVE LONG AND PREPOSTEROUS.
274
00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:34,325
KRONK,
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
275
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,213
SEE, I TOLD YOU THAT
EARLIER.
276
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,078
OOPS.
277
00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,583
IT IS YZMA!
278
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:42,003
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
279
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,080
SEE HERE, YZMA,
280
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,753
WE DON'T MIND IF
YOUR COCKAMAMEY SCHEMES
281
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,460
MESS WITH KUZCO AT SCHOOL,
282
00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:49,128
BUT DON'T MESS
WITH OUR VILLAGE!
283
00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:52,705
SO, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO MOVE ALONG.
284
00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:56,998
NOW, NOW,
PUT DOWN YOUR POINTY
PEASANT IMPLEMENTS.
285
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,420
PLEASE.
286
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:01,076
HA, I THINK WE, UH...
287
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,463
GOT TO GO!
288
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:10,575
HMM...
THE SPACE PEOPLE...
289
00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,423
WHERE ARE THEY,
WHAT HAPPENED?
290
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:13,496
YOU FAINTED.
291
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,460
NO, NO, NO.
ME, NO FAINTY.
292
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:18,498
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
THEIR SPACE HYPNO-RAYS.
293
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,630
ZIPPITY-ZAP.
294
00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:20,705
SO, ANYWAY, TELL ME
EVERYTHING THEY SAID.
295
00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,168
KUZCO,
THE SPACE PEOPLE WERE--
296
00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,706
WERE LOOKING FOR ME,
WANTING TO MEET ME,
297
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:24,828
WERE BIG FANS OF ME?
298
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:28,423
NO. ACTUALLY, THEY--
299
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:31,706
WERE...
THEY WERE JUST A SCOUT SHIP.
300
00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:32,878
THEY'LL BE BACK LATER.
301
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,125
AFTER THEY REPORT
TO THE MOTHER SHIP.
302
00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,575
THEY DIDN'T SAY
EXACTLY WHEN.
303
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,583
OH, WELL,
THAT MAKES SENSE...
304
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,463
I GUESS.
305
00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,628
YOU KNOW, KUZCO,
306
00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,415
WHEN I FIRST SAW
THE SPACE PEOPLE,
307
00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:43,706
I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED.
308
00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:46,578
GUESS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE MORE...OPTIMISTIC.
309
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:47,883
SEE, I TOLD YOU.
310
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:51,245
THERE'S A LOT
OF WONDROUS THINGS
OUT IN SPACE,
311
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,460
ALL WANTING
TO GIVE ME PRESENTS.
312
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,498
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ALL THAT,
313
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,170
BUT WHO KNOWS
WHAT'S UP THERE?
314
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,496
MAYBE...
315
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:03,463
ARE THEY GONE?
316
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
YEAH, THEY'RE GONE.
317
00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:05,998
THEN LET'S GET BACK
TO THE LAB.
318
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,460
I'VE GOT
THIS GREAT IDEA.
319
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,288
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD
A FAKE SEA MONSTER
320
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,711
THAT ONLY KUZCO CAN SEE.
321
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,748
HA HA HA HA HA!
322
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:15,880
COME ON.
323
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,455
[KAZOO-LIKE SOUNDS]
324
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,878
SORRY,
CAN'T TALK TO YOU.
325
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:22,705
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
326
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,998
LOOK, I APPRECIATE
THAT YOU CAME ALL THAT WAY
327
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,080
TO GIVE ME A PRESENT,
328
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,633
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE.
329
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,995
SO, REPEAT AFTER ME--
330
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,130
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING
AS SPACE PEOPLE.
331
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,625
[KAZOO-LIKE SOUNDS]
332
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:39,625
LATER.
333
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,455
[ASKS QUESTION
IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
334
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,378
[ANSWERS
"I DON'T KNOW"]
335
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,498
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
336
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,830
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
337
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:58,213
OUTRAGEOUS!
IT'S RIDICURAGEOUS!
338
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,458
KUZCO,
ALL MR. MOLEGUACO DID
339
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,498
WAS ASK US
TO WRITE A HAIKU.
340
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,330
5 SYLLABLES,
THEN 7 SYLLABLES,
THEN 5.
341
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,583
IT'S BEYOND EASY.
342
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,253
NO, HAIKUS ARE HARD.
343
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,880
YOU HAVE
TO COUNT SYLLABLES.
344
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,205
AND YOU HAVE TO WRITE.
345
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,578
YOU JUST WROTE ONE.
346
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:12,753
WROTE WHAT, A HAIKU?
347
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,710
IS THAT WHAT
YOU ARE SAYING?
348
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:15,628
I WROTE A HAIKU?
349
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,075
UM, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
350
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,713
SO, MAYBE
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
351
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,168
OVERREACTING?
I DON'T THINK SO.
352
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,626
MALINA,
THAT TEACHER'S BRUTAL.
353
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,165
STOP TALKING IN HAIKUS.
354
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,706
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
THE WAY HE'S BEEN
TREATING US LATELY?
355
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,288
FOR TONIGHT'S HOMEWORK,
356
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,711
PLEASE READ PAGES
50 AND 51
357
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,748
IN YOUR HISTORY SCROLLS.
358
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,880
READTWO PAGES?
359
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:36,575
BOTH OF THEM?
360
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,583
FOR TODAY'S PHYSICS LAB,
361
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:42,883
I'D LIKE YOU TO WEIGH
THIS PHYSICS SCROLL.
362
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,753
W-W-WEIGH SOMETHING?
NO WAY.
363
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,580
THIS MORNING,
WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS
364
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,253
RELATIVE PRONOUNS
SUCH AS WHAT AND THAT.
365
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,380
[PFFT PFFT]
366
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,705
WHAT?
WHEN ARE WE EVER GOING
TO USE THAT?
367
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,708
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
368
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:57,578
NOT TO MENTION THE WAY
HE'S ALWAYS
369
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,713
EXPLAINING WHAT THINGS ARE
370
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:00,708
AND HOW THINGS WORK.
371
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,578
WHO DOES MR. MOLEGUACO
THINK HE IS?
372
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,713
UH, I DON'T KNOW--
A TEACHER?
373
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,498
EXACTLY.
THIS GUY'S OUT OF CONTROL.
374
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,580
BUT IF WE CAN GET HIM
TO GO BYE-BYE FOR AWHILE,
375
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,083
WE COULD
GET A SUBSTITUTE
376
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,713
AND SUBS
DON'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.
377
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,628
SUB TIME IS PARTY TIME.
378
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,575
A PARTY!
379
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,333
SHORT NOTICE,
BUT I CAN HANDLE IT.
380
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,213
WHAT'S THE THEME?
381
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,378
IT'S THE LAME-O
IDEA FESTIVAL.
382
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,578
CAN WE HAVE PINATAS?
383
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,833
SURE WE CAN, KRONK.
384
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,833
BUT ONLY IF YOU HELP ME
GET RID OF MR. M,
385
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:29,753
SO WE CAN GET A SUB.
386
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,130
I'M IN.
387
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,375
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO
HAVE THIS DISASTER-TO-BE
388
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,205
UNDER CONTROL.
389
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,628
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.
390
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,875
IS SHE ALLOWED
TO BRING A GUEST?
391
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,633
IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY,
MR. M.
392
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,745
KRONK, TELL HIM
WHAT HE'S WON.
393
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,580
YOU'VE WON...
394
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:50,713
AN ALL-EXPENSES-PAID
TROPICAL CANOE CRUISE.
395
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,878
CLIMB ABOARD
THE PACIFIC PADDLER
396
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,325
FOR 5 DAYS OF FUN,
SUN, AND...
397
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,503
PADDLING.
398
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,750
BUT TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE,
YOU GOT TO LEAVE NOW.
399
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,710
BON VOYAGE.
400
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,418
SORRY, KUZCO,
NO CRUISE FOR ME.
401
00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:05,246
I GET SEASICK.
402
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,878
YOU'D BETTER GO HOME
FOR AT LEAST A WEEK, MR. M.
403
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,955
THERE'S BEEN A DANGEROUS
RADIATION LEAK.
404
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,128
KUZCO, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
405
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:19,575
I SAID, THERE'S BEEN
A DANGEROUS RADIATION LEAK.
406
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,383
OH, NO! A THIRD ARM!
407
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,495
THAT DANGEROUS
RADIATION LEAK
408
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,630
MUST BE TURNING ME
INTO A MUTANT!
409
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:32,575
YOUR MUTANT ARM
IS MADE OF WOOD.
410
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,710
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
PRINCIPAL AMZY?
411
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:43,418
YEAH, SHE'S OUT RIGHT NOW.
I'M PRINCIPAL, UH...
412
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,826
KANORK.
413
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,213
OH, RIGHT...
414
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,628
PRINCIPAL KANORK.
415
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,745
AND, UH, HA HA HA--
416
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,420
YOU'VE BEEN DOING
THAT TEACHING THING
A LOT LATELY,
417
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,496
SO WHY NOT TAKE
A WEEK OFF?
418
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,460
YOU DESERVE IT.
419
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,708
WHY, THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL KANORK.
420
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,578
BUT, AS I'M
A DEVOTED TEACHER,
421
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,173
I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF ABANDONING
422
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,286
MY FINE STUDENT BODY.
423
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,081
UH, BOY...
424
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,423
AVOIDING WORK
IS MORE WORK
THAN WORKING.
425
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,876
AAH!
426
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,875
HAPPY RETIREMENT PARTY,
MR. M.
427
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,245
HEH HEH HEH.
428
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:21,250
IF ANYONE'S EARNED
THE RIGHT TO GOLF
EVERY DAY, SIR,
429
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,080
IT'S YOU.
430
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,583
I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO RETIRE.
431
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,713
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MR. M.
432
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,628
YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO RETIRE,
433
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,075
YOU'RE YOUNG ENOUGH
TO RETIRE.
434
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,753
OK, ENOUGH
WITH THE RADIATION LEAKS
435
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,580
AND THE VACATION GIVEAWAYS.
436
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,503
WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT?
437
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,250
THEY WANT A BREAK,
MR. MOLEGUACO.
438
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,500
ACTUALLY,
I WANT A PINATA.
439
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,580
KUZCO WANTS THE BREAK.
440
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,753
HE THINK YOU'RE
TOO HARD OF A TEACHER.
441
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,710
TOO HARD?
442
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,578
TEENY BIT.
443
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,583
WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK
444
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,713
OF YOUR LITTLE
BREAK IDEA?
445
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:52,958
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
446
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,128
I AM?
447
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,745
I HAVEN'T HAD A VACATION
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
448
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,290
WE ALL DESERVE A BREAK.
449
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,211
WE DO?
450
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,248
IN FACT,
I'M GOING TO START MINE
451
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,460
RIGHT NOW!
452
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:04,418
OOOH, GO EASY
ON THE SUBSTITUTE.
453
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,626
ALOHA!
454
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:15,246
KUZCO TOTALLY GOT US
OUT OF DOING ANY WORK.
455
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,463
LISTEN UP!
456
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:34,288
I'M MR. NOTAEMPA,
YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
457
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,581
PLAYTIME IS OVER.
458
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,583
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
459
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,245
[POP]
460
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,463
YOU CAN RELAX, SUB-GUY.
461
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,708
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
TO BE A TEACHER FOR US.
462
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,958
WE'RE ALL COOL.
463
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,578
WHOA...
GET SPLINTERS DOING THAT.
464
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,423
WHAT KIND OF SUB ARE YOU?
465
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:03,206
THE WORST KIND.
466
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,705
PSSST, MALINA.
467
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,708
I SAID NO TALKING!
468
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,208
[SNAP]
469
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,710
HI THERE.
JUST NEEDED TO STOP THE SHOW
FOR A SECOND
470
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:25,578
AND TAKE A BREAK.
471
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,003
I MEAN,
WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
472
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,250
IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T GET
THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER THING.
473
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,710
SUB COMES IN,
KIDS GOOF OFF.
474
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,378
IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM,
AND HE'S RUINING IT.
475
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,495
PERHAPS
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
476
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,960
I SAID...
NO TALKING!
477
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,578
AND NO STOPPING
THE SHOW!
478
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,133
NOW, LET'S GET BACK
TO IT!
479
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,285
HEY, KUZCO,
CHECK THIS OUT.
480
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,581
WHY, THANK YOU, KRONK.
481
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,000
QUITE A DRAWING.
482
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,750
CONGRATULATIONS.
483
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,880
HEH HEH HEH. THANKS.
484
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,245
IT'S A SERIES OF SKETCHES
I'M WORKING ON--
485
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,880
MR. NOTAEMPA,
MAN OR MONSTER?
486
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,955
NO, I MEAN
CONGRATULATIONS.
487
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,458
YOU JUST DOUBLED
THE CLASS'S HOMEWORK.
488
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,378
YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
489
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,375
I LIKE IT.
490
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,875
WELL, I HOPE
YOU LIKE HOMEWORK, TOO,
491
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,285
BECAUSE YOU JUST TRIPLED IT
FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS.
492
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,001
HA HA!
JOKE'S ON YOU,
493
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,420
'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
GIVEN US ANY HOMEWORK.
494
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:29,826
I JUST, UH...
QUADRUPLED IT, DIDN'T I?
495
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,503
OCTUPLED? THAT'S NOT EVEN
A REAL WORD, RIGHT?
496
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,630
IT MEANS 8 TIMES.
497
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,325
AS IN
8 TIMES AS MUCH HOMEWORK.
498
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,383
YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN
FOR GETTING US OUT OF WORK
499
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,875
HAS SUCCEEDED IN
GETTING US MORE HOMEWORK
500
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,125
THAN WE'VE EVER HAD.
501
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,705
YEAH, BUT,
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
EVERYONE HATES ME.
502
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:44,578
DOES IT?
503
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,833
YES, IT DOES!
504
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,333
WELL, NO SUBSTITUTE
IS A MATCH FOR KUZCO.
505
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,293
AND BY KUZCO
I MEAN ME.
506
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,421
IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
507
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,166
THAT'S A PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE I SHOW YOU
508
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,496
HOW I CAN OUTSMART
MR. NOTAEMPA.
509
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:01,500
IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING--
WHATEVER HE WEIGHS--
510
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,290
MR. NOTAEMPA!
511
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:06,331
WAIT, HE COULD USE
SOME WRESTLING CLOTHES.
512
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,083
OH, AND A MASK.
513
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,883
YECH--THAT'S JUST WRONG.
514
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,205
DOODLES AREN'T
WORKING OUT TODAY.
515
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,418
LET'S GET BACK TO THE SHOW.
516
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,376
NOW WHAT?
517
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,375
I'LL COME UP WITH
SOMETHING ELSE.
518
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,325
LET'S SEE...
OH, I KNOW.
519
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,713
I COULD RUN AWAY
AND NEVER COME BACK.
520
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:21,248
KUZCO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
MR. MOLEGUACO BACK.
521
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,170
I GOT IT!
522
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,166
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
MR. M BACK.
523
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,206
I JUST SAID THAT.
524
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,248
I WAS THINKING IT
BEFORE YOU SAID IT.
525
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,460
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
526
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,078
YOU WERE PROBABLY
THINKING ABOUT RUNNING AWAY
527
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,133
AND NEVER COMING BACK.
528
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,625
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
529
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,705
HMM...
530
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,708
Malina: THE FRONT DESK
SAID HE'D BE HERE.
531
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,628
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
532
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,455
HARD TO SEE WITH THE GLARE
FROM THE PALE SKIN.
533
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,458
CANNONBALL!
534
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,078
[SPLASH]
535
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,455
WELL,
ISN'T THIS A SURPRISE?
536
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,998
HOP IN,
THE WATER'S PERFECT.
537
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,330
THERE'S NO TIME.
538
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,213
SOME BIG LEAGUE
TEACHER SCOUTS
ARE AT THE SCHOOL.
539
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,208
IF YOU IMPRESS THEM,
540
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,208
THEY MIGHT BUMP YOU UP
TO PROFESSOR.
541
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,878
KUZCO, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO LEARN?
542
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,575
OK, OK,
NO MORE CLEVERNESS.
543
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,383
THE TRUTH IS,
WE DON'T NEED A BREAK,
MR. M,
544
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,285
WE NEED YOU
AS OUR TEACHER.
545
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,581
YOU WANT ME BACK?
546
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,293
YEAH. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
BE STUCK INSIDE WITH US
547
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,581
THAN OUT HERE
IN THE SUN
548
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,463
BY THE POOL?
549
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,418
SORRY, NO CAN DO.
550
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:16,826
I LOVE IT HERE.
551
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,463
I'M THINKING ABOUT
THAT RETIREMENT THING
YOU MENTIONED.
552
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,878
YOU'RE NEVER
COMING BACK?
553
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,955
SIR, I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE COMPLAINED
554
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,998
ABOUT ALL THE WORK.
555
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,130
YOU BEING GONE
HAS HELPED ME REALIZE
556
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,455
JUST HOW MUCH
I VALUE YOU,
557
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,578
NOT JUST AS A TEACHER,
558
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,173
BUT AS A SNAPPY DRESSER.
559
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,206
BY THE WAY,
NICE SWIM CAP.
560
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,418
THOSE BACK IN STYLE?
561
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:34,576
SAVE IT, KUZCO.
562
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,083
NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED
TO STOP COMPLAINING,
563
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,383
I'LL COME BACK.
564
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,625
IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE,
CLASS.
565
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,285
BUT BEFORE I BEGIN
TODAY'S LESSON,
566
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,331
I THINK YOU ALL MIGHT
WANT TO SAY GOODBYE
567
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,253
TO MR. NOTAEMPA.
568
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,208
HEY, YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?
569
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,128
KNOW EACH OTHER?
WE'RE COUSINS.
570
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,375
WHEN I NEED SOMEONE
TO SCARE YOU ALL
BACK IN LINE,
571
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,875
HE'S THE FIRST ONE
I CALL.
572
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,825
WORKS EVERY YEAR.
573
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,876
SEE YOU AT
THE FAMILY WRESTLE-OFF.
574
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,375
WOULDN'T MISS IT.
575
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,325
VERY CLEVER, MR. M.
576
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,583
ALMOST AS CLEVER
AS SOMETHING I'D DO.
577
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,963
THANK YOU, KUZCO.
578
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,458
AND NOW YOU'VE LEARNED
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
FROM WORK.
579
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:21,708
OUR NEXT LESSON IS
580
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,998
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN WORK!
581
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,828
BEST FIELD TRIP EVER.
582
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,213
BUT WE'RE NOT LEARNING
ANYTHING.
583
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,248
SURE WE ARE.
584
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,000
WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT
TROPICAL CULTURE,
585
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,210
SOLAR RADIATION,
586
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,578
THE THE PHYSICS OF--
587
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,253
CANNONBALL!
588
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:59,173
WATER DISPLACEMENT.
589
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:04,165
IT'S TIME FOR
HOW TO SPEAK ALIEN.
590
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,286
LESSON 1--
591
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,881
DO YOU HAVE ANY
END CREDITS I MAY BORROW?
592
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,995
[PLAYS CIRCUS TUNE]
593
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,210
LESSON 2--
594
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,878
I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE
ALL OUT OF END CREDITS.
595
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,165
[PLAYS TUNELESS NOTES]
596
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,376
LESSON 3--
597
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,575
HEY, ISN'T THAT
SOME END CREDITS
RIGHT THERE?
598
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,713
[PLAYS MORE NOTES]
599
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:20,748
LESSON 4--
600
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,330
NO, THESE END CREDITS
ARE ALREADY DONE.
601
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,333
COME BACK TOMORROW.
602
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,713
[PLAYS THREE NOTES]
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