Original subtitles

TODAY'S SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU

IN THAT THRILLING NEW TECHNOLOGY,

KUZCO-VISION.

WOW.

I SOUND COOL.

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

THIS IS KUZCOTERIUS,

THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN OUR WINTER SKIES.

SURROUNDING IT ARE A COLLECTION OF SMALLER STARS

KNOWN AS THE KUZCO WAY.

TOGETHER THEY FORM AN IMAGE OF...

YOU KNOW WHO.

OH, I KNOW WHO, I KNOW WHO.

ME!

IT'S LIKE CONNECT THE DOTS.

DO IT AGAIN.

I JUST LOVE KUZCONSTELLATION CLASS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

IT'S NOT ABOUT BELIEVING, MALINA.

IT'S ABOUT THE WONDER OF IT ALL.

WHO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE,

WHAT SPACE PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO MEET ME,

BRING ME SPACE PRESENTS.

KUZCO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING

AS SPACE PEOPLE.

THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE BUT PLANETS MADE OF ROCK

AND STARS MADE OF BURNING GAS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

IS IT, MR. M?

AS MUCH AS I AGREE WITH YOU, MALINA,

I'M REQUIRED TO TEACH THE APPROVED KUZCURRICULUM,

WHICH STATES THAT THE PLANETS ARE MADE OF

MYSTICAL CLAY MOLDED BY KUZCO'S HANDS.

AND THE STARS WERE FORMED WHEN KUZCO

WEPT MAGICAL TEARS THAT HARDENED INTO DIAMONDS

AND FLOATED UP INTO THE HEAVENS.

I LOVE THAT STORY.

EXCEPT FOR THE MAGICAL CRYING PART.

I DIDN'T REALLY CRY.

OH, KUZCO, THE UNIVERSE

DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING MAGICAL ABOUT IT.

HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE PART ABOUT ME

LASSOING THE SUN AND PULLING IT ACROSS THE SKY

WITH A HERD OF ENCHANTED FLYING LLAMAS.

[DOOR CLOSES IN DISTANCE]

HMM...FLYING LLAMAS.

IT'S NICE TO GET OUT, ISN'T IT?

THAT OFFICE OF YOURS IS SO DARK...

PURPLE.

KRONK, DARLING, I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I MIX

AMONGST THE STUDENTS,

I MIGHT GET AN IDEA OF HOW TO GET RID OF KUZCO.

GET RID OF... BUT, YOU'RE--

KRONK, SURELY BY NOW YOU KNOW

I'M REALLY YZMA IN DISGUISE.

SO DON'T MAKE ME TEAR MY CLOTHES OFF.

OK, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

DON'T DO ANYTHING WE'LL BOTH REGRET.

CAN YOU PLEASE ADJUST THIS UMBRELLA?

I FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNTAN LOTION.

WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE AN SBF 250?

300?

WHOOPS.

NOTHING OUT THERE BUT ROCKS AND GAS.

MALINA NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC.

HUH?

SPACE PEOPLE!

UH, KUZCO,

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SPACE PEOPLE

ARE LOOKING FOR YOU?

I SAW THEIR SPACESHIP.

DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE ANY SPACE PEOPLE?

NO, BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD BE IN A SPACESHIP?

DUH.

KUZCO, I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A SEARCH SHIP.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

THEY'RE VERY FRUSTRATED.

THAT'S WHY I'M IMPLEMENTING...

[FANFARE]

OPERATION HANDSOME-FACE.

A DRAWING OF YOUR FACE?

SILLY CHICHA. NOT JUST ANY DRAWING.

THE BIGGEST DRAWING EVER.

SO BIG YOU CAN SEE IT FROM OUTER SPACE.

THIS WAY THE SPACE PEOPLE KNOW WHERE I AM.

GET IT?

CHECK IT OUT.

MY NECK IS A LANDING STRIP.

THAT LOOKS LIKE THE WEST HILL.

YEAH, IT IS. THE ROYAL MAPTOGRAPHER

FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT SPOT

TO PUT MY BIG FACE DRAWING.

HEY, BUT--

IT FACES KUZCOTERIUS. PERFECT, HUH?

WELL, BETTER GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

TOMORROW, OPERATION HANDSOME-FACE BEGINS.

ISN'T THE WEST HILL WHERE ALL THE VILLAGE GRAIN IS PLANTED?

THE SEEDLINGS ARE JUST BEGINNING TO SPROUT.

HE CAN'T DIG THAT UP.

KUZCO, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

YEAH, I KNOW.

MAYBE MY EYE SHOULD BE A LITTLE HIGHER UP.

I MEAN THIS BIG DRAWING OF YOUR FACE.

I BROUGHT URKON WITH ME,

THE VILLAGE LEADER,

SO WE COULD DISCUSS IT.

KUZCOI--

IT'S KUZCO.

RIGHT. KUZOCO.

THE CROPS ON THIS FIELD

ARE THE LIVELIHOOD OF THE ENTIRE VILLAGE.

WHY SHOULD WE PERMIT YOU TO DIG IT UP?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED TOTAL ANNIHILATION?

THESE ARE SPACE PEOPLE, PEOPLE,

WITH SUPERIOR SPACE PEOPLE TECHNOLOGY.

NOW, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME

AND WE DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT THEM.

OR ELSE...KABLOOEY.

I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!

PLUS, THEY HAVE SPACE PRESENTS.

PROBABLY ONE FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I'M IN.

DIG AWAY.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,

PRINCIPAL AMZY?

SO, YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT'S ME, YZMA, IN DISGUISE?

YOU TOLD ME EARLIER, REMEMBER?

PRINCIPAL AMZY.

OK, WE GET THAT YOU GET IT.

YOU CAN STOP NOW.

OK... PRINCIPAL AMZY.

LISTEN UP. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.

SURE THING...

PRINCIPAL AMZY.

PLEASE KEEP HANDS, FEET, AND ALL FEATHERS

INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES.

ENJOY THE RIDE.

[SIREN]

ARE YOU SPEEDING?

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S THE LIMIT ON THIS THING?

BEATS ME. IT'S YOUR SECRET LAB.

THEY SHOULDN'T GIVE SPEEDING TICKETS ON ROLLER COASTERS.

ACTUALLY, YOUR TICKET WAS FOR

CALLING HIM THOSE NAMES.

AND OUR TAIL LIGHT WAS OUT.

WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST A FIX-IT TICKET

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE NAME-CALLING.

SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING DOWN HERE?

KUZCO THINKS HE'S GOING TO BE VISITED BY SPACE PEOPLE.

ARE THEY BRINGING PRESENTS?

THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

AS PRESENTS?

NO! AS SPACE PEOPLE!

SAYS YOU. YOU'RE NOT QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE.

KRONK, WHAT KUZCO SAW WAS THAT.

A CRASHED SPACESHIP!

IT'S A PATIO UMBRELLA.

SPACE PEOPLE ARE DISGUISING THEIR SHIPS AS PATIO UMBRELLAS.

DEVIOUS.

KRONK, REPEAT AFTER ME--

THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

BUT KUZCO THINKS THERE IS.

BUT KUZCO THINKS THERE IS.

OK, YOU CAN STOP REPEATING NOW.

OK, YOU CAN STOP REPEATING NOW.

REALLY, STOP IT!

IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY ANYWAY.

YOU AND I ARE GOING TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS SPACE PEOPLE,

LAND ON KUZCO'S FACE DRAWING,

AND DEMAND HE SIGN OVER THE KINGDOM TO ME.

IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

HEY, MALINA, COME TO WAIT FOR

THE SPACE PEOPLE WITH ME?

NO, I'VE COME TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOU.

KUZCO, YOU RUINED THE CROPS

JUST BECAUSE OF THIS SILLY BELIEF OF YOURS.

SILLY BELIEF?

EXCUSE ME, UH, THESE ARE SPACE PEOPLE

WHO WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME,

AND I'M READY TO TALK TO THEM

IN WHATEVER SPACE LANGUAGE THEY SPEAK.

EVEN KAZOO.

[PLAYS TUNE]

THAT'S IT. I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE TO PROVE TO YOU

ONCE AND FOR ALL

THAT THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

[ANIMALS HOOT AND HOWL, CRICKETS CHIRP]

[KUZCO PLAYING KAZOO]

WHERE ARE THEY?

THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW.

KUZCO, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BELIEVING

IN SPACE PEOPLE?

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON NOT BELIEVING IN THEM?

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE!

NO SUCH THING!?

BUT YOU SAID WE'D ALL GO KABLOOEY.

OUR HARVEST IS RUINED FOR NOTHING?

HOW WILL WE GET THROUGH THE WINTER?

BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE SPACE PEOPLE.

HE SAW ONE OF THEIR SHIPS.

MAYBE IT WAS A PATIO UMBRELLA.

THOSE THINGS ARE ALWAYS COMING LOOSE.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO KABLOOEY?

NO...LISTEN.

I'M SURE THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

KUZCO, IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU,

THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE BUT--

THE SPACE PEOPLE.

SEE, I TOLD YOU.

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC.

MAYBE.

GREETINGS, KUZCONIANS.

S-S-SPACE...

KUZCO, YOU OK? KUZCO!

WE VISIT YOU FROM THE FAR-OFF PLANET OF...OF...

KRONKITER.

NO, NO, NO. WE'RE FROM...

YZMARS.

I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BE FROM KRONKITER.

IT'S BIGGER.

WHATEVER.

WELCOME, SPACE PEOPLE.

I AM URKON, THE VILLAGE LEADER.

YEAH, BIG DEAL. WHERE'S KUZCO?

WHAT ABOUT MY PRESENT?

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE NOT SPACE PEOPLE!

YOU'RE YZMA AND KRONK!

NO, WE'RE NOT. RIGHT, KRONK?

SURE, YZMA, I'LL PROVE WE'RE FROM SPACE.

UH, HOW'S IT GO, UH...

MAY THE SOMETHING-OR-OTHER BE WITH YOU.

AND, UH, LIVE LONG AND PREPOSTEROUS.

KRONK, THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

SEE, I TOLD YOU THAT EARLIER.

OOPS.

IT IS YZMA!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

SEE HERE, YZMA,

WE DON'T MIND IF YOUR COCKAMAMEY SCHEMES

MESS WITH KUZCO AT SCHOOL,

BUT DON'T MESS WITH OUR VILLAGE!

SO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE ALONG.

NOW, NOW, PUT DOWN YOUR POINTY PEASANT IMPLEMENTS.

PLEASE.

HA, I THINK WE, UH...

GOT TO GO!

HMM... THE SPACE PEOPLE...

WHERE ARE THEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU FAINTED.

NO, NO, NO. ME, NO FAINTY.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THEIR SPACE HYPNO-RAYS.

ZIPPITY-ZAP.

SO, ANYWAY, TELL ME EVERYTHING THEY SAID.

KUZCO, THE SPACE PEOPLE WERE--

WERE LOOKING FOR ME, WANTING TO MEET ME,

WERE BIG FANS OF ME?

NO. ACTUALLY, THEY--

WERE... THEY WERE JUST A SCOUT SHIP.

THEY'LL BE BACK LATER.

AFTER THEY REPORT TO THE MOTHER SHIP.

THEY DIDN'T SAY EXACTLY WHEN.

OH, WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE...

I GUESS.

YOU KNOW, KUZCO,

WHEN I FIRST SAW THE SPACE PEOPLE,

I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED.

GUESS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE...OPTIMISTIC.

SEE, I TOLD YOU.

THERE'S A LOT OF WONDROUS THINGS OUT IN SPACE,

ALL WANTING TO GIVE ME PRESENTS.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT,

BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT'S UP THERE?

MAYBE...

ARE THEY GONE?

YEAH, THEY'RE GONE.

THEN LET'S GET BACK TO THE LAB.

I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEA.

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A FAKE SEA MONSTER

THAT ONLY KUZCO CAN SEE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

COME ON.

[KAZOO-LIKE SOUNDS]

SORRY, CAN'T TALK TO YOU.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

LOOK, I APPRECIATE THAT YOU CAME ALL THAT WAY

TO GIVE ME A PRESENT,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE.

SO, REPEAT AFTER ME--

THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE PEOPLE.

[KAZOO-LIKE SOUNDS]

LATER.

[ASKS QUESTION IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[ANSWERS "I DON'T KNOW"]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

OUTRAGEOUS! IT'S RIDICURAGEOUS!

KUZCO, ALL MR. MOLEGUACO DID

WAS ASK US TO WRITE A HAIKU.

5 SYLLABLES, THEN 7 SYLLABLES, THEN 5.

IT'S BEYOND EASY.

NO, HAIKUS ARE HARD.

YOU HAVE TO COUNT SYLLABLES.

AND YOU HAVE TO WRITE.

YOU JUST WROTE ONE.

WROTE WHAT, A HAIKU?

IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?

I WROTE A HAIKU?

UM, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.

SO, MAYBE YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

OVERREACTING? I DON'T THINK SO.

MALINA, THAT TEACHER'S BRUTAL.

STOP TALKING IN HAIKUS.

HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THE WAY HE'S BEEN TREATING US LATELY?

FOR TONIGHT'S HOMEWORK,

PLEASE READ PAGES 50 AND 51

IN YOUR HISTORY SCROLLS.

READTWO PAGES?

BOTH OF THEM?

FOR TODAY'S PHYSICS LAB,

I'D LIKE YOU TO WEIGH THIS PHYSICS SCROLL.

W-W-WEIGH SOMETHING? NO WAY.

THIS MORNING, WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS

RELATIVE PRONOUNS SUCH AS WHAT AND THAT.

[PFFT PFFT]

WHAT? WHEN ARE WE EVER GOING TO USE THAT?

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

NOT TO MENTION THE WAY HE'S ALWAYS

EXPLAINING WHAT THINGS ARE

AND HOW THINGS WORK.

WHO DOES MR. MOLEGUACO THINK HE IS?

UH, I DON'T KNOW-- A TEACHER?

EXACTLY. THIS GUY'S OUT OF CONTROL.

BUT IF WE CAN GET HIM TO GO BYE-BYE FOR AWHILE,

WE COULD GET A SUBSTITUTE

AND SUBS DON'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.

SUB TIME IS PARTY TIME.

A PARTY!

SHORT NOTICE, BUT I CAN HANDLE IT.

WHAT'S THE THEME?

IT'S THE LAME-O IDEA FESTIVAL.

CAN WE HAVE PINATAS?

SURE WE CAN, KRONK.

BUT ONLY IF YOU HELP ME GET RID OF MR. M,

SO WE CAN GET A SUB.

I'M IN.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE THIS DISASTER-TO-BE

UNDER CONTROL.

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.

IS SHE ALLOWED TO BRING A GUEST?

IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, MR. M.

KRONK, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON.

YOU'VE WON...

AN ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TROPICAL CANOE CRUISE.

CLIMB ABOARD THE PACIFIC PADDLER

FOR 5 DAYS OF FUN, SUN, AND...

PADDLING.

BUT TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE, YOU GOT TO LEAVE NOW.

BON VOYAGE.

SORRY, KUZCO, NO CRUISE FOR ME.

I GET SEASICK.

YOU'D BETTER GO HOME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK, MR. M.

THERE'S BEEN A DANGEROUS RADIATION LEAK.

KUZCO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I SAID, THERE'S BEEN A DANGEROUS RADIATION LEAK.

OH, NO! A THIRD ARM!

THAT DANGEROUS RADIATION LEAK

MUST BE TURNING ME INTO A MUTANT!

YOUR MUTANT ARM IS MADE OF WOOD.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, PRINCIPAL AMZY?

YEAH, SHE'S OUT RIGHT NOW. I'M PRINCIPAL, UH...

KANORK.

OH, RIGHT...

PRINCIPAL KANORK.

AND, UH, HA HA HA--

YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT TEACHING THING A LOT LATELY,

SO WHY NOT TAKE A WEEK OFF?

YOU DESERVE IT.

WHY, THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL KANORK.

BUT, AS I'M A DEVOTED TEACHER,

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF ABANDONING

MY FINE STUDENT BODY.

UH, BOY...

AVOIDING WORK IS MORE WORK THAN WORKING.

AAH!

HAPPY RETIREMENT PARTY, MR. M.

HEH HEH HEH.

IF ANYONE'S EARNED THE RIGHT TO GOLF EVERY DAY, SIR,

IT'S YOU.

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RETIRE.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MR. M.

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RETIRE,

YOU'RE YOUNG ENOUGH TO RETIRE.

OK, ENOUGH WITH THE RADIATION LEAKS

AND THE VACATION GIVEAWAYS.

WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT?

THEY WANT A BREAK, MR. MOLEGUACO.

ACTUALLY, I WANT A PINATA.

KUZCO WANTS THE BREAK.

HE THINK YOU'RE TOO HARD OF A TEACHER.

TOO HARD?

TEENY BIT.

WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK

OF YOUR LITTLE BREAK IDEA?

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

I AM?

I HAVEN'T HAD A VACATION FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

WE ALL DESERVE A BREAK.

WE DO?

IN FACT, I'M GOING TO START MINE

RIGHT NOW!

OOOH, GO EASY ON THE SUBSTITUTE.

ALOHA!

KUZCO TOTALLY GOT US OUT OF DOING ANY WORK.

LISTEN UP!

I'M MR. NOTAEMPA, YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

PLAYTIME IS OVER.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

[POP]

YOU CAN RELAX, SUB-GUY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A TEACHER FOR US.

WE'RE ALL COOL.

WHOA... GET SPLINTERS DOING THAT.

WHAT KIND OF SUB ARE YOU?

THE WORST KIND.

PSSST, MALINA.

I SAID NO TALKING!

[SNAP]

HI THERE. JUST NEEDED TO STOP THE SHOW FOR A SECOND

AND TAKE A BREAK.

I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?

IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T GET THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER THING.

SUB COMES IN, KIDS GOOF OFF.

IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM, AND HE'S RUINING IT.

PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.

I SAID... NO TALKING!

AND NO STOPPING THE SHOW!

NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO IT!

HEY, KUZCO, CHECK THIS OUT.

WHY, THANK YOU, KRONK.

QUITE A DRAWING.

CONGRATULATIONS.

HEH HEH HEH. THANKS.

IT'S A SERIES OF SKETCHES I'M WORKING ON--

MR. NOTAEMPA, MAN OR MONSTER?

NO, I MEAN CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU JUST DOUBLED THE CLASS'S HOMEWORK.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

I LIKE IT.

WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE HOMEWORK, TOO,

BECAUSE YOU JUST TRIPLED IT FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS.

HA HA! JOKE'S ON YOU,

'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY HOMEWORK.

I JUST, UH... QUADRUPLED IT, DIDN'T I?

OCTUPLED? THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD, RIGHT?

IT MEANS 8 TIMES.

AS IN 8 TIMES AS MUCH HOMEWORK.

YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN FOR GETTING US OUT OF WORK

HAS SUCCEEDED IN GETTING US MORE HOMEWORK

THAN WE'VE EVER HAD.

YEAH, BUT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME.

DOES IT?

YES, IT DOES!

WELL, NO SUBSTITUTE IS A MATCH FOR KUZCO.

AND BY KUZCO I MEAN ME.

IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S A PART OF THE SHOW WHERE I SHOW YOU

HOW I CAN OUTSMART MR. NOTAEMPA.

IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING-- WHATEVER HE WEIGHS--

MR. NOTAEMPA!

WAIT, HE COULD USE SOME WRESTLING CLOTHES.

OH, AND A MASK.

YECH--THAT'S JUST WRONG.

DOODLES AREN'T WORKING OUT TODAY.

LET'S GET BACK TO THE SHOW.

NOW WHAT?

I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE.

LET'S SEE... OH, I KNOW.

I COULD RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.

KUZCO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MR. MOLEGUACO BACK.

I GOT IT!

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MR. M BACK.

I JUST SAID THAT.

I WAS THINKING IT BEFORE YOU SAID IT.

NO, YOU WEREN'T.

YOU WERE PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT RUNNING AWAY

AND NEVER COMING BACK.

HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?

HMM...

Malina: THE FRONT DESK SAID HE'D BE HERE.

MAYBE THAT'S HIM.

HARD TO SEE WITH THE GLARE FROM THE PALE SKIN.

CANNONBALL!

[SPLASH]

WELL, ISN'T THIS A SURPRISE?

HOP IN, THE WATER'S PERFECT.

THERE'S NO TIME.

SOME BIG LEAGUE TEACHER SCOUTS ARE AT THE SCHOOL.

IF YOU IMPRESS THEM,

THEY MIGHT BUMP YOU UP TO PROFESSOR.

KUZCO, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN?

OK, OK, NO MORE CLEVERNESS.

THE TRUTH IS, WE DON'T NEED A BREAK, MR. M,

WE NEED YOU AS OUR TEACHER.

YOU WANT ME BACK?

YEAH. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE STUCK INSIDE WITH US

THAN OUT HERE IN THE SUN

BY THE POOL?

SORRY, NO CAN DO.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT RETIREMENT THING YOU MENTIONED.

YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK?

SIR, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE COMPLAINED

ABOUT ALL THE WORK.

YOU BEING GONE HAS HELPED ME REALIZE

JUST HOW MUCH I VALUE YOU,

NOT JUST AS A TEACHER,

BUT AS A SNAPPY DRESSER.

BY THE WAY, NICE SWIM CAP.

THOSE BACK IN STYLE?

SAVE IT, KUZCO.

NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED TO STOP COMPLAINING,

I'LL COME BACK.

IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, CLASS.

BUT BEFORE I BEGIN TODAY'S LESSON,

I THINK YOU ALL MIGHT WANT TO SAY GOODBYE

TO MR. NOTAEMPA.

HEY, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

KNOW EACH OTHER? WE'RE COUSINS.

WHEN I NEED SOMEONE TO SCARE YOU ALL BACK IN LINE,

HE'S THE FIRST ONE I CALL.

WORKS EVERY YEAR.

SEE YOU AT THE FAMILY WRESTLE-OFF.

WOULDN'T MISS IT.

VERY CLEVER, MR. M.

ALMOST AS CLEVER AS SOMETHING I'D DO.

THANK YOU, KUZCO.

AND NOW YOU'VE LEARNED YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM WORK.

OUR NEXT LESSON IS

THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN WORK!

BEST FIELD TRIP EVER.

BUT WE'RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING.

SURE WE ARE.

WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT TROPICAL CULTURE,

SOLAR RADIATION,

THE THE PHYSICS OF--

CANNONBALL!

WATER DISPLACEMENT.

IT'S TIME FOR HOW TO SPEAK ALIEN.

LESSON 1--

DO YOU HAVE ANY END CREDITS I MAY BORROW?

[PLAYS CIRCUS TUNE]

LESSON 2--

I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE ALL OUT OF END CREDITS.

[PLAYS TUNELESS NOTES]

LESSON 3--

HEY, ISN'T THAT SOME END CREDITS RIGHT THERE?

[PLAYS MORE NOTES]

LESSON 4--

NO, THESE END CREDITS ARE ALREADY DONE.

COME BACK TOMORROW.

[PLAYS THREE NOTES]