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HI THERE. THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW
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THAT I MOVE BACK
INTO THE PALACE
TODAY. MM-HM.
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OOPS. WAY AHEAD
OF MYSELF. FORGET
I SAID ANYTHING.
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THEME MUSIC!
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[♪]
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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HOPE THIS LOOKSAS BAD TO YOUAS IT DID TO ME.
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EMPRESS YZMA.AND IT GOT WORSE.
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LOOK AT ME. PRETTYPATHETIC, HUH?
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THROW HIM INTO
OUR STINKIEST
DUNGEON.
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AND IF WE DON'T
HAVE A STINKY ONE,
THEN STINK ONE UP.
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AND THEN THROW
HIM IN IT.
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THAT'S ALL.
TAKE HIM AWAY!
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[YZMA'S EVIL
LAUGHTER]
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Kuzco: HOW COULDTHIS HAPPEN,YOU ASK?
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WELL, IT ALLSTARTED WAY,WAY BACK.
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"BABY" YZMA? UGH!
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SHE WAS ALREADYUGLY BEYONDALL REASON.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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WELL, THIS ISTOO FAR WAY,WAY BACK.
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CUT TO "BABY ME."
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THAT'S ME!CUTE ME.
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THAT'S THE DAYI LEARNED TO BURP.
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[LOUD BURP]
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THAT WAS ALSOTHE DAY THE ROYALMATCHMAKER, IMATCHO,
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WAS SENT OFFTO FIND ME A LADY,
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A.K.A.,BRIDE.
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NOW, DON'T FORGETABOUT IMATCHO.
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BIG PART OF THE STORY,WHICH ALL STARTED WITH
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MALENA WEARING HERHOTTIE, HOT, HOTTIESCHOOL SPIRIT SWEATER.
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Teacher: KUZCO!
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DID YOU READ YOUR
KUZCOLOGY HOMEWORK?
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ME-COLOGY?
I LIVE IT, PAL.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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WHAT ARE THE CHIEF
EXPORTS OF THE
KUZCONIAN EMPIRE?
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UH-- HM...
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UM...
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MY CHIEF EXPORT
IS EAR WAX.
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I COULD OPEN UP
LIKE A CANDLE FACTORY
WITH THIS STUFF.
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[SIGHS]
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OUR CHIEF EXPORTS
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ARE MANY VARIETIES OF
POTATOES, CORN, RICE, WHEAT,
WOOL, TEXTILES, POTTERY--
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OH, MR. M.,EXPORTS IS...BOREDOM.
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WHAT'S REALLYIMPORTANT IS...
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MALENA LOOKSHOTTIE-LICIOUS.
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AND I AM GONNAASK HER OUT.
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IT'S TIME FORKUZCO'S DOODLES!
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AND THAT'S THE PARTOF THE SHOW WHERE
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I FINALLY GETMALENA TO AGREETO A DATE DATE.
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FIRST, I WAITEDFOR MALENAOUTSIDE CLASS.
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WHOA,WHOA, WAIT.
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I LOOK COOLERTHAN THAT.
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[CHUCKLES]AWESOME!
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OK. SO THEN,MALENA CAME OUT
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AND I'M ALL,"HOLA, MALENA."
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AND SHE WAS ALL,"NO! WHO EVENASKED ANYTHING?"
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SO THEN I FOUNDHER AT LUNCH.
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WHAT? EVEN HERLUNCH BOX IS HOT.
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AND I'M ALL,"WILL YOU GOOUT WITH ME?"
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AND SHE WASALL, "NO!"
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SO THEN I FOUND HERIN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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OK, OK.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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IF ONLY TO STOP
THESE DOODLES BEFORE
THEY GO ANY FURTHER.
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OK. I'LL GO
OUT WITH YOU.
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ON AN ACTUAL
DATE DATE?
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YES, FINE. YES.
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BUT ONLY IF
YOU PROMISE
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IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE ALL
ABOUT YOU.
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BUT EVERYTHING
IS ABOUT ME.
KUZCO!
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OK, OK. THIS TIME,
NOT ABOUT ME.
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HOW'S ABOUT A
PICNIC, FRIDAY
NIGHT, AT 8,
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AT THE
STATUE OF ME.
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YOU SENT
FOR ME, YZMA?
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I MEAN,
PRINCIPAL MZ?
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KUZCO, MY BOY.
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I, UH, HAVE
A FRIEND WHO
NEEDS A BIG FAVOR.
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YOU HAVE
A FRIEND?
HEH.
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FUNNY.
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YOU SEE,
MY FRIEND'S MOTHER
IS COMING TO VISIT.
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AND, UM-- AHEM.
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MY FRIEND KINDA
TOLD HER MOM
THAT SHE-- HEH.
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YOU KINDA TOOK
OVER THE KINGDOM.
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU WANT ME TO
TOSS YOUR FRIEND
IN THE DUNGEON.
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NO, NO.
TOSS YOUR
FRIEND'S...
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MOM IN
THE DUNGEON.
NO.
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TOSS...YOU IN
THE DUNGEON?
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NO!
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I-- I WANT YOU
TO LET MY FRIEND
ACT LIKE EMPRESS...
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WHILE HER
MOTHER'S IN
TOWN, I MEAN, UH--
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THAT'S WHAT MY
FRIEND WANTS.
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SO YOU,
SHE...
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WANTS ME TO
LET YOU-- UH, HER
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PRETEND
YOU'RE-- SHE'S
THE EMPEROR, YEAH?
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YES!
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RIGHT. I--
SHE, UH, WE DO.
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HMMM--
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NO.
BYE-BYE.
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GRRRR.
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OH, SOME DAY,
KUZCO, YOU'LL NEED
A FAVOR FROM ME!
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AND WHEN
THAT DAY COMES...
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Kuzco:OH BOY, OH BOY.
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I FINALLY
GOT A DATE DATEWITH MALENA MALENA.
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WHAT TO WEAR,
WHAT TO WEAR?
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TOO FORMAL,
TOO CASUAL,
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TOO REVEALING,
TOO DISCO,
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TOO FEATHERY--
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S WITH
THE MONKEY SUIT?
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[KNOCK,
KNOCK]
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KUZCO!
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LOOK AT YOU! SO MUCH
BIGGER THAN WHEN YOU
WERE ONE DAY OLD.
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GUESS WHAT
I FOUND?
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A BRIDE!
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I DIDN'T KNOW
ONE WAS MISSING.
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YOUR HIGHNESS,
IF I MAY.
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THIS IS IMATCHO,
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WHO WAS SENT OUT AT
YOUR BIRTH TO FIND YOU
A SUITABLE EMPRESS.
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AN "EMPRESS"?
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YOUR EMPRESS!
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YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT REALLY WILD
ABOUT FIX-UPS, SO--
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BUT SIRE,
PLANS MUST
BEGIN IMMEDIATELY
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FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING
TO OCCUR TOMORROW
NIGHT AT 8:00.
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UH, SORRY,
I'VE GOT A DATE.
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KUZCO, PLEASE!
I'VE DEVOTED MY LIFE
TO THIS QUEST.
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AT LEAST MEET HER.
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ALL RIGHTY.
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I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE
ONE LITTLE LOOKY LOOKY.
[DOOR OPENS]
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Imatcho:
MAY I PRESENT...
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THE PERFECT
PRINCESS LALALA!
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SHE'S ALL
YOURS NOW.
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THE PERFECT WOMAN,
JUST FOR YOU.
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WISH I
HAD ONE.
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[SOBBING]
ENJOY!
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WHAT DO YOU
THINK, SIRE?
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HOTTIER, HOT,
HOTTIEST!
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STILL, I HAVE
THIS DATE. UH--
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MAY I POINT OUT,
UPON MARRYING
THE PRINCESS..
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YOU WILL BE
IMMEDIATELY DECLARED
EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.
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UH, YOU SEE, IT WAS
ACTUALLY A DATE DATE
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AND I WAS REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD--
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DID YOU JUST
SAY "EMPEROR"?
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OH, YES, INDEEDY.
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SO NO MORE
SCHOOL?
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NO MORE LIVING
AT PACHA'S HOUSE?
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NO MORE SHARING
A ROOM WITH
CHACA OR TIPO?
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JUST, "I DO,"
THEN INSTA-EMPEROR?
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PRECISELY!
LOOK
AT ME!
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I'M GETTING
MARRIED!
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Kuzco: WHOO HOO!PALACE, SWEET PALACE.
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AW, THRONEY!
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DID YOU MISS ME?
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LOOK AT YOU,
STILL SHINY
AND COZY!
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HEADREST, FOOTREST,
CUP-HOLDER.
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HM. THIS NICE
LITTLE CUSHION, SO
I DON'T LOOK SHORT.
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I'M COMING BACK
SOON, THRONEY.
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GOTTA GO PACK!
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DON'T NEED THIS,
DON'T NEED THIS,
DON'T NEED THIS,
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DON'T NEED THIS--
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NEED THIS.
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GOING OUT?
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YEAH, TO MY
ARRANGED WEDDING.
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THEN MOVING BACK
INTO THE PALACE.
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WHAT ABOUT
MALENA?
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I THOUGHT
YOU FINALLY HAD
A DATE WITH HER.
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UH-- IT'S AN
EMPEROR THING.
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YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND.
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IF IT MEANS
TURNING YOUR BACK
ON YOUR FRIENDS,
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I DON'T WANNA
UNDERSTAND.
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I'M NOT TURNING
MY BACK ON ANYONE!
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I'M NOT DOING THIS
JUST FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
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ONCE I'M BACK ON
THE THRONE, IT'S
PARTY TIME FOR EVERYBODY.
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YOU, ME, THE WHOLE
KINGDOM. EVEN PACHA.
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DOES PACHA PARTY?
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WELL, HE WILL!
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BUT I THINK
MALENA ACTUALLY
KINDA LIKES YOU.
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NAH. IT WAS
A PITY DATE.
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SHE'S PROBABLY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT
IT ALREADY.
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HEY, MOM!
WHAT'S THE RECIPE
FOR KUZCAKE?
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SO YOU'RE
JUST GONNA
STAND HER UP?
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STAND HER UP?
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NO WAY!
THAT'S HEARTLESS.
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I'M MERELY NOT GOING
OUT WITH HER
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AND MARRYING
SOMEBODY ELSE.
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YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST
LET HER KNOW.
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MM-HM.
YEAH, YEAH.
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BUH-BYE.
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IS THAT KUZCAKE?
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MM-HM. FOR OUR
PICNIC TOMORROW.
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YEAH, ABOUT THE
DATE DATE THING.
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I'M NOT GOING.
BUT WE CAN HAVE
THAT KUZCAKE NOW.
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WHAT? I FINALLY AGREE
TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND
YOU'RE BLOWING ME OFF?
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YUP. TINY CONFLICT.
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GETTIN' MARRIED
TOMORROW!
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MARRIED?
WHO WOULD
MARRY YOU?
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I MEAN, WHO ARE
YOU MARRYING?
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SOME PRINCESS.
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BUT GET THIS.
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THEN I GET TO BE...
♪ EMPEROR AGAIN ♪
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ISN'T THAT
GREAT? I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
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P.A.: PLEASE DO NOT LEAVEYOUR LAMAS UNATTENDEDAT ANY TIME. THANK YOU.
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THE WHITE ZONEIS FOR LOADING ANDUNLOADING LAMAS ONLY.
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SO, HOW WAS
YOUR TRIP?
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[CHOKING]
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WELL NEXT TIME ASK
FOR AN AISLE SEAT.
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[GASPING]
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THAT'S IT,
MOMMY!
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YOU'LL GET TO
THE PALACE. PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THAT.
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[CHOKING]
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OF COURSE
I'M EMPRESS!
LISTEN.
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KRONK HERE WILL
TAKE YOU ON A
LITTLE TOUR,
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STARTING FROM THE
REMOTE NORTHERN
BORDER.
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[THUNDERING]
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DID YOU BRING
YOUR LONG UNDERWEAR?
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[WHEEZING]
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KEEP MOM BUSY.
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IT'LL BUY ME
SOME TIME TO MAKE
A DEAL WITH KUZCO.
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WILL DO.
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY..."BUSY"?
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WHAT WE TALKED
ABOUT, KRONK.
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SHOW HER AROUND.
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GOTCHA, WE'LL START
AT THE PALACE.
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NO!
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PALACE, LAST.
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FAR AWAY
MOUNTAINS,
FIRST.
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[THUNDERING]
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RIGHT.
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HEY THRONEY,
I'M BACK. MPHH!
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THRONEY?
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YOU MOVED.
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[BELL]
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OH...
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HELLO,
HOTTIEST ONE.
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I CHANGED THINGS
AROUND A LITTLE.
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SEE, THE THRONE
HAD TO GO OVER HERE
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BECAUSE
OVER THERE IS
NOW A COFFEE TABLE,
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AND THE NEW SOFA
IS OVER THERE.
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LIKE IT?
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UH...IF YOU DO.
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AS LONG AS I'M STILL
FACING THE MIRROR.
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THIS THRONE'S
TOO BUSY.
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[MALENA COMPLAINING,
INDISTINCT]
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THRONEY!
YOU'RE NAKED!
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AND EMPERORS
DON'T NAME
THEIR FURNITURE.
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WE HAVE JUST
A FEW HOURS
UNTIL THE WEDDING
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AND SO MUCH TO DO.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW--
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WHY DON'T YOU
TACKLE ALL THAT,
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I DON'T
WANT TO, UH...
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MISS MY LAST
DAY AT SCHOOL.
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WOW, DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD THAT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE EMPEROR,
I'M GONNA BE YOUR EMPRESS!
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WE HAVE THE WEDDING
PREPARATIONS TO MAKE.
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YOU KNOW,
I'LL BE GLAD WHEN
I'M EMPEROR AGAIN
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WITH NOTHING
TO DO.
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NO, THEN THE
LESSONS BEGIN.
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ETIQUETTE LESSONS,
ELOCUTION LESSONS,
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POSTURE LESSONS,
CHIVALRY LESSONS,
CHESS LESSONS,
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MINUET LESSONS,
INVASION LESSONS.
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OUCH,
SCHOOL AGAIN.
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BUT WORSE.
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WHOO!
FREE AT LAST.
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IT'S LIKE BEING
UNDER HOUSE ARREST,
BUT IN A PALACE.
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AHH!
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MALENA!
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WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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THE WHOLE KINGDOM
RECEIVED THESE
WEDDING INVITATIONS.
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HERE, I DON'T
WANT TO ATTEND.
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YEAH, YOU
AND ME BOTH.
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THAT PESTERING PRINCESS
IS TRYING TO
DE-KUZCO-TATE ME,
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IT'S A REAL NIGHTMARE
I DON'T EVEN
WANNA BE THERE,
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LOUSY ROYAL
MATCHMAKER.
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[FRUMPS]
WHY COULDN'T
HE PICK YOU?
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YOU LIKE
CUP HOLDERS.
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IF YOU DON'T EVEN
LIKE THIS GIRL, WHY
GO THROUGH WITH IT?
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WELL, DUH! TO BE
FULL EMPEROR AGAIN.
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HOW VERY
SHORT-SIGHTED
OF YOU.
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THANKS.
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WAIT -
KUZCO,
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YOU GOTTA
SERIOUSLY
THINK ABOUT
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WHAT YOU'RE
GIVING UP AND
WHAT YOU'RE GAINING.
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IS IT WORTH IT?
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SERIOUSLY
THINK. HMM.
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CAN'T I JUST,
YOU KNOW, BE SNEAKY?
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'CUZ I HAVE
A REALLY GOOD
SOURCE FOR SNEAKY.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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SO, YOU NEED
A FAVOR FROM ME?
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YEAH, YEAH,
DONE GLOATING?
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NO.
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HA!
OKAY.
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SO, CAN WE
MAKE A DEAL?
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OF COURSE
WE CAN!
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BEFORE
YOUR WEDDING
TAKES PLACE,
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I WILL TURN THE
PRINCESS INTO...
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A PARROT!
Kuzco:
NO GOOD.
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PARROT CAN
STILL TALK.
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FINE, HOW ABOUT
A CANARY?
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00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,133
CAN STILL
SING.
A COYOTE!
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IS THAT
LIKE A CAT?
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NOT SO FOND
OF CATS.
ANT EATER
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TOO NOSEY
WOOLEY
MONKEY?
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WOOL.
ITCHY. NO.
A BROWN BROKET?
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HMM-- I DON'T
KNOW, BUT...NO.
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A SPINEY
TREE RAT?
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YOU'RE
JOKING.
CHINCHILLA?
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GET REAL.
KINKACHU?
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AS IF!
HOW ABOUT
A FROG?
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CROAKLESS,
SINGLESS AND
MATELESS.
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HMM, YEAH,
THAT COULD WORK.
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A WARTEY,
YUCKY FROG.
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AND IN RETURN,
I WILL BECOME
EMPRESS FOR-
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A MINUTE.
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I WAS GOING TO
SAY, "EVER."
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DEAL'S OFF.
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OK, OK, EMPRESS
FOR A DAY.
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BUT AS SOON AS THAT
DAY IS OVER, I'M LARGE
AND IN CHARGE AGAIN.
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PERFECT!
I'LL TURN HER
INTO A FROG.
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I'LL BE EMPRESS
FOR A DAY...
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AND MY MOTHER
WILL REMAIN
NONE THE WISER.
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BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT!
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[CHUCKLING]
I MEAN, UM, MY
FRIEND'S MOTHER.
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I THINK
WE CAN DROP THE
"FRIEND" THING NOW.
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AH. GOOD.
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[ORGAN MUSIC]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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UH-- GLAD TO SEE YOU
COULD, UH, MAKE IT.
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00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,498
IT WAS EITHER COME
HERE OR HAVE MY HUT
BURNED TO THE GROUND,
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I ALMOST
PICKED THAT.
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THIS MIGHT
TURN OUT BETTER
THAN YOU THINK.
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UM, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INSTANTLY KNOW
WHAT MY PLAN IS
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AND TELL ME IT'S
WRONG, LIKE YOU
USUALLY DO?
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NO, I HAVEN'T
BEEN TOLD ENOUGH TO
POSSIBLY FIGURE IT OUT.
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00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,828
WELL YOU KNEW
I WANTED TO GET
OUT OF THE WEDDING.
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YES.
AND...
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YOU KNOW
MY INTENTION
WAS TO FIND
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A SNEAKY
WAY TO DO IT.
UH-HUH.
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AND YOU
KNOW THAT OF
ALL THE PEOPLE
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IN THE KINGDOM,
THE SNEAKIEST
IS YZMA?
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00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,961
UH, SO WHAT
DID YOU DO, MAKE
A DEAL WITH YZMA
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TO TURN THE PRINCESS
INTO A FROG?
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00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,168
YES! WAS
THAT SO HARD?
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00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,576
WHY COULDN'T YOU
DO THAT LIKE,
A MINUTE AGO?
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OH, GETTING DUMPED
MUST HAVE DONE
SOMETHING TO MY BRAIN.
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OH, GOOD.
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00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,251
GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE
NOT STILL HURT OR
INSULTED ABOUT THAT.
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00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,420
KUZCO, YOU EITHER
WANNA MARRY THIS
PRINCESS OR NOT.
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00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,076
A FROG POTION
SHOULDN'T BE
AN OPTION.
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00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,833
SEE? THIS IS WHY
I SHOULD'VE KEPT
OUR DATE DATE.
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YOU'RE SO SMART!
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PLUS, YOU DON'T
REARRANGE THRONES.
381
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,633
UH, YOU'RE MOM'S
LOSING PATIENCE,
SHE KEEPS SAYING--
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00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:13,495
[WHEEZES]
383
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,000
WATCH YOUR
LANGUAGE!
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00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,130
WHERE IS
SHE NOW?
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00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,245
ON THE
TRAM TOUR,
I...
386
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,880
TOLD THEM TO TAKE
THE UNDERGROUND
ROUTE.
387
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,495
THERE IS NO
UNDERGROUND ROUTE.
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00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,960
YEAH, COULD
TAKE A WHILE.
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00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,248
UGH!
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00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,456
RIBBIT.
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00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,208
WOAH!
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00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:32,998
NEEDS SOME FLAVOR.
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00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,880
LITTLE BITE,
LITTLE PEAK.
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00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,455
I KNOW, GRENADINE.
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00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,165
ALL SET?
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00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,456
NOW GO SERVE THEM
THEIR DRINKS
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AND DON'T
MESS IT UP.
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[ORGAN MUSIC]
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ON THE LEFT,
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00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,208
ALWAYS SERVE
TO THE LEFT.
401
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,208
UH, MY LEFT,
OR YOUR LEFT? WAHH!
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00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,418
CAREFUL,
KRONK.
403
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,246
THIS IS A VERY
SPECIAL, FESTIVE
WEDDING PUNCH.
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00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,170
YOU CAN'T
SPILL A DROP.
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00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,206
RIGHT.
406
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,578
OH...RIGHT!
407
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,383
FESTIVE "RIBBIT"
WEDDING PUNCH.
408
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,325
MMM, LOOKS
DEE-LISH.
409
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,383
[CHURCH BELL]
OH!
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00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,415
EIGHT O'CLOCK,
TIME TO GET
MARRIED.
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00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,376
HEAVENS!
412
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,575
NOT WITHOUT TOASTING
YOUR NUPTIALS.
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00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,833
YOU BET!
414
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,333
[CLINKS GLASS]
KUZCO, A TOAST
TO YOUR NEW BRIDE,
415
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:28,333
WHO HAS
EVERYTHING, EXCEPT
GOOD TASTE IN MEN.
416
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,003
[CRUNCH]
OW!
417
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
DON'T
RIBBIT,
418
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,080
DRINK IT,
RIBBIT.
419
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,133
"RIBBIT."
RIGHT!
420
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,415
RIGHT?
LEFT.
421
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:37,706
LEFT?
RIGHT.
422
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,958
RIGHT?
LEFT!
423
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,998
RIGHT...
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00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
OH, LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH.
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00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,750
[GULPING]
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00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,000
OK, NOW WE WED.
427
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,580
[ORGAN PLAYING]
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00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,423
DON'T YOU
FEEL...STRANGE?
429
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,126
YOU KNOW,
FROG IN YOUR
THROAT
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00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,075
OR...ANYWHERE
ELSE?
431
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,293
NEVER FELT
BETTER IN MY--
[RIBBIT]
432
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,963
[CROWD GASPS]
433
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,208
[RIBBIT]
434
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,245
DON'T WANNA "JUMP"
TO CONCLUSIONS BUT--
435
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,880
SHE'S A FROG.
HOO HOO!
436
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,325
[DISTANT COUGH]
437
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,713
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I GOT MORE.
438
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,208
OK, I BET SHE IS
"HOPPING" MAD.
439
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,288
MUST BE "LEAP" YEAR.
440
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,381
GUESS WHO "CROAKED"?
441
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:25,625
I HATE BEING "TOAD"
WHAT TO DO.
442
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,745
SORRY ABOUT
ALL THOSE.
443
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,170
I HAD A LOT
OF FROG JOKES
AND, HONESTLY,
444
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,996
WHEN DO YOU EVER
GET A CHANCE TO
USE A FROG JOKE?
445
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
OK, BACK TO
THE SHOW.
446
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,330
SHE'S
A FROG!
447
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,133
[LISPING]
STOP THE CEREMONY!
448
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,705
THE WEDDING IS OFF!
449
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:46,078
AND NOW WELCOME
EMPRESS YZMA!
450
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:56,875
NOW, KRONK,
BRING IN MY MA'!
451
00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:00,245
[WHEELCHAIR
SCREECHING]
452
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,880
WELCOME, MOTHER,
TO MY PALACE, HA.
453
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,955
SO, STILL THINK
I'M NOTHING BUT A
PRUNE-FACED WANNA BE?
454
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:10,378
[WHEEZING
AND COUGHING]
455
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:15,245
WHAT IS YOUR
FIRST COMMAND,
OH EMPRESS YZMA?
456
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,000
[RIBBIT]
457
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
[SIGHING]
EMPRESS YZMA.
458
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,580
SO, WHAT TO DO?
459
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,213
WHAT FIRST?
OH YES.
460
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,078
NOW THAT I AM EMPRESS,
I CAN DO THIS.
461
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,583
GUARDS, DRAG IN KUZCO!
462
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,883
HEY, YOU'RE EMPRESS
FOR A DAY.
463
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,875
YOU GET TO
SIT ON MY THRONE,
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
464
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,875
HOW ABOUT EMPRESS FOR,
LETS SEE, A LIFETIME?
465
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,575
UH, THAT'S
NOT THE DEAL
WE SPOKE ABOUT.
466
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,003
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
TO THE SMALL PRINT.
467
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,380
IT WENT LIKE THIS.
468
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,705
"OFFER NOT VALID
AT NEAR, BEFORE,
OR AFTER MIDNIGHT,
469
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:47,828
OR ON DAYS
ENDING IN 'Y.' OTHER
RESTRICTIONS APPLY."
470
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,753
OK, YOU KNOW
ALL THIS.
471
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:53,170
YZMA IS EMPRESS
AND I'M SENT FOREVER TO
THE STINKIEST STINK DUNGEON.
472
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,456
THINGS LOOK BAD
FOR THE OLD KUZ-KUZ.
473
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,958
BOO-HOO FOR ME!
474
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,128
WAIT, LET'S
NOT PANIC.
475
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,995
WITH NO ME,
THERE'D BE NO
ME SHOW, RIGHT?
476
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,710
NO ME, NO SHOW.
BUT THERE'S
GOTTA BE A SHOW.
477
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:06,418
I MEAN, IF THERE'S
NO SHOW, THEN WHAT
ARE YOU WATCHING?
478
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,326
LET'S SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
479
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,383
WOAH, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
HEY.
480
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,995
AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO
BE A FROG?
481
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,460
IMPOSSIBLE!
482
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,288
THAT FROG POTION WAS
EXTRA-STRENGTH AND
SUPER-PERMANENT.
483
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,711
NOW WITH ADDED
FROGGY-NESS.
484
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,208
YEAH, BUT
ALSO BLAND...
485
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,168
'TILL I ADDED
THAT GRENADINE.
486
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,126
OH!
487
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:28,955
KRONK!
488
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,168
SHOULD'VE TRIED
LIME JUICE.
489
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,706
UGHH! FIRST
I'M HAULED THROUGH
THE MOUNTAINS,
490
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,208
"YOU'RE GONNA
MARRY AN EMPEROR!"
491
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:37,458
THEN I GET ENGAGED
TO A LOSER, TURNED
INTO A FROG,
492
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,998
THEN NOT A FROG!
493
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,380
I'M NOT HAPPY!
494
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,745
YOU! YOU'RE
OBVIOUSLY
IN CHARGE NOW.
495
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,380
FIX THIS,
YOU HEAR ME?
496
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,165
MAKE ME HAPPY!
497
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:53,881
THAT STINKIEST
DUNGEON STILL
GOT ROOM?
498
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,251
SHE'S NOT
A FROG ANYMORE.
TRADE'S OFF.
499
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,420
WHICH MEANS...
YOU'RE NOT EMPRESS.
500
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:01,996
GET OFF THE THRONEY.
501
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,455
AHHHHH!
502
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,748
YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY
ORDERED A GIANT PIE.
503
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,330
Yzma:
AAAAAAH!
[SPLAT]
504
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,333
[WHEELCHAIR
SCREECHING]
505
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,583
YZMA!
506
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,713
ARE YOU OK?
507
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,998
OH! MY PIE'S
HERE.
508
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,420
JUST GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
509
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,080
AW, THRONEY,
510
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,293
DID SHE HURT
YOU WITH HER RAZOR
SHARP THIGH BONES?
511
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,631
Joker: GOOD NEWS,
SIRE! [CHUCKLES]
512
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:33,455
WITH LALALA BACK TO
HUMAN, THE WEDDING
CAN CONTINUE.
513
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,166
WELL, UH--
514
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,996
WHAT IS
IT, SIRE?
515
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,170
Kuzco:
YES, NO, MAYBE.
DON'T KNOW.
516
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,126
CAN'T DECIDE.
MUST DECIDE.
517
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,455
YES, NO.
518
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,248
I DECIDE...
NO.
519
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,250
NO?
520
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,290
YES. NO.
521
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,081
HOW COULD
YOU POSSIBLY
TURN ME DOWN?
522
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,173
I'M THE
PERFECT WOMAN!
523
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,626
WELL, YOU MIGHT
BE PERFECT FOR
SOMEONE,
524
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,625
JUST NOT ME.
525
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,995
UM-- YOU'RE
MY PERFECT WOMAN.
526
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:02,575
[SOBBING]
I-- I AM?
527
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,633
HMM--
528
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,205
I HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN ATTRACTED
TO THE...
529
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,418
PLUMP AND
FUZZY TYPE.
530
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,246
THEN THERE WILL
BE A WEDDING!
531
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,960
YES!
532
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,000
WELL, THAT WAS ONLY
REMOTELY BELIEVABLE.
533
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,290
OH, WELL. DID YOU
HEAR THAT, THRONEY?
534
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,961
I'M ALL YOURS.
535
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,128
MY APOLOGIES,
SIRE.
536
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,745
ONCE AGAIN, YOU
ARE ON THE WAITING
LIST FOR EMPEROR.
537
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,130
BACK TO SCHOOL.
538
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,745
UH, I'LL BE BACK, THRONEY!
539
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,080
WAIT FOR ME?
540
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,710
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
541
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,878
I GUESS THE WORD
"EMPEROR" GOT ME CRAZY.
542
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,705
THERE ARE THINGS THAT
ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN POWER AND POSITION.
543
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,998
LIKE YOUR FRIENDS
AND THE PEOPLE WHO
CARE ABOUT YOU?
544
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,080
I WAS THINKING
FORTUNE AND FAME,
545
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,003
BUT OK, THOSE
COUNT TOO.
546
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,460
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
547
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,168
I KNOW YOU WANT
TO BE OUT OF SCHOOL
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
548
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,996
BUT I THINK YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
549
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,880
SO, IS THE DATE DATE
ON AGAIN?
550
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,875
OOHHH, NO.
551
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,745
YOU CLEARLY
CANCELLED
THE DATE DATE.
552
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,630
"I'M NOT GOING,
TINY CONFLICT,
GETTING MARRIED."
553
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,875
I GET IT, I GET IT,
DON'T RUB IT IN.
554
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,125
NO DATE DATE.
555
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:18,325
BUT, WE CAN HAVE
A PICNIC PICNIC.
556
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,333
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
557
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,128
USE YOUR
NAPKIN!
558
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,375
DON'T EAT WITH
YOUR FINGERS.
559
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,995
NO DESSERT
UNTIL YOU EAT
WHAT I MADE.
560
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,420
DON'T INTERRUPT
WHEN I'M
TALKING!
561
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,875
[NEIGHING]
562
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,415
Lalala: WHERE ARE YOU
RUNNING OFF TO?
563
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,246
HOW DARE YOU TURN
YOUR BACK ON ME WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU?
564
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,960
YOU CALL THAT A TAIL?
WHY, IT'S ALL MESSY.
565
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,998
YOU HAVE TO BRUSH
THAT THING AT LEAST
A HUNDRED TIMES.
566
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,710
[FRUSTRATED] OOOH--
ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?
567
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,958
Kuzco: WELCOME TO THE
REMOTE NORTHERN BORDER
OF THE KUZCO KINGDOM.
568
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,208
A.K.A, "HONEYMOON
O-RAMA-LAMA."
569
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,128
THERE'S A
MILLION THINGS
TO DO HERE, LIKE
570
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,125
FROLIC FOR
HOURS IN OUR
ROMANTIC WATERFALL,
571
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,285
OR CUDDLE WITH
YOUR CUTIE IN
572
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,001
THE GLOW OF OUR NIGHTLY
ROMANTIC FIREWORKS.
573
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,750
OR TRY OUT THE ROMANTIC
WATERFALL AGAIN.
[POURING RAIN]
574
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,580
MORE FIREWORKS!
575
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,003
WOW, THIS PLACE
IS AWFUL.
576
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,330
NO WONDER WE KEEP IT
WAY UP AT THE REMOTE
NORTHERN BORDER.
40498
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