Original subtitles

HI THERE. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW

THAT I MOVE BACK INTO THE PALACE TODAY. MM-HM.

OOPS. WAY AHEAD OF MYSELF. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

THEME MUSIC!

[♪]

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

HOPE THIS LOOKS AS BAD TO YOU AS IT DID TO ME.

EMPRESS YZMA. AND IT GOT WORSE.

LOOK AT ME. PRETTY PATHETIC, HUH?

THROW HIM INTO OUR STINKIEST DUNGEON.

AND IF WE DON'T HAVE A STINKY ONE, THEN STINK ONE UP.

AND THEN THROW HIM IN IT.

THAT'S ALL. TAKE HIM AWAY!

[YZMA'S EVIL LAUGHTER]

Kuzco: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK?

WELL, IT ALL STARTED WAY, WAY BACK.

"BABY" YZMA? UGH!

SHE WAS ALREADY UGLY BEYOND ALL REASON.

HA HA HA HA HA!

WELL, THIS IS TOO FAR WAY, WAY BACK.

CUT TO "BABY ME."

THAT'S ME! CUTE ME.

THAT'S THE DAY I LEARNED TO BURP.

[LOUD BURP]

THAT WAS ALSO THE DAY THE ROYAL MATCHMAKER, IMATCHO,

WAS SENT OFF TO FIND ME A LADY,

A.K.A., BRIDE.

NOW, DON'T FORGET ABOUT IMATCHO.

BIG PART OF THE STORY, WHICH ALL STARTED WITH

MALENA WEARING HER HOTTIE, HOT, HOTTIE SCHOOL SPIRIT SWEATER.

Teacher: KUZCO!

DID YOU READ YOUR KUZCOLOGY HOMEWORK?

ME-COLOGY? I LIVE IT, PAL.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

WHAT ARE THE CHIEF EXPORTS OF THE KUZCONIAN EMPIRE?

UH-- HM...

UM...

MY CHIEF EXPORT IS EAR WAX.

I COULD OPEN UP LIKE A CANDLE FACTORY WITH THIS STUFF.

[SIGHS]

OUR CHIEF EXPORTS

ARE MANY VARIETIES OF POTATOES, CORN, RICE, WHEAT, WOOL, TEXTILES, POTTERY--

OH, MR. M., EXPORTS IS... BOREDOM.

WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS...

MALENA LOOKS HOTTIE-LICIOUS.

AND I AM GONNA ASK HER OUT.

IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES!

AND THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE

I FINALLY GET MALENA TO AGREE TO A DATE DATE.

FIRST, I WAITED FOR MALENA OUTSIDE CLASS.

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

I LOOK COOLER THAN THAT.

[CHUCKLES] AWESOME!

OK. SO THEN, MALENA CAME OUT

AND I'M ALL, "HOLA, MALENA."

AND SHE WAS ALL, "NO! WHO EVEN ASKED ANYTHING?"

SO THEN I FOUND HER AT LUNCH.

WHAT? EVEN HER LUNCH BOX IS HOT.

AND I'M ALL, "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?"

AND SHE WAS ALL, "NO!"

SO THEN I FOUND HER IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

OK, OK. THAT'S ENOUGH.

IF ONLY TO STOP THESE DOODLES BEFORE THEY GO ANY FURTHER.

OK. I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU.

ON AN ACTUAL DATE DATE?

YES, FINE. YES.

BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT YOU.

BUT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME. KUZCO!

OK, OK. THIS TIME, NOT ABOUT ME.

HOW'S ABOUT A PICNIC, FRIDAY NIGHT, AT 8,

AT THE STATUE OF ME.

YOU SENT FOR ME, YZMA?

I MEAN, PRINCIPAL MZ?

KUZCO, MY BOY.

I, UH, HAVE A FRIEND WHO NEEDS A BIG FAVOR.

YOU HAVE A FRIEND? HEH.

FUNNY.

YOU SEE, MY FRIEND'S MOTHER IS COMING TO VISIT.

AND, UM-- AHEM.

MY FRIEND KINDA TOLD HER MOM THAT SHE-- HEH.

YOU KINDA TOOK OVER THE KINGDOM.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU WANT ME TO TOSS YOUR FRIEND IN THE DUNGEON.

NO, NO. TOSS YOUR FRIEND'S...

MOM IN THE DUNGEON. NO.

TOSS...YOU IN THE DUNGEON?

NO!

I-- I WANT YOU TO LET MY FRIEND ACT LIKE EMPRESS...

WHILE HER MOTHER'S IN TOWN, I MEAN, UH--

THAT'S WHAT MY FRIEND WANTS.

SO YOU, SHE...

WANTS ME TO LET YOU-- UH, HER

PRETEND YOU'RE-- SHE'S THE EMPEROR, YEAH?

YES!

RIGHT. I-- SHE, UH, WE DO.

HMMM--

NO. BYE-BYE.

GRRRR.

OH, SOME DAY, KUZCO, YOU'LL NEED A FAVOR FROM ME!

AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES...

Kuzco: OH BOY, OH BOY.

I FINALLY GOT A DATE DATE WITH MALENA MALENA.

WHAT TO WEAR, WHAT TO WEAR?

TOO FORMAL, TOO CASUAL,

TOO REVEALING, TOO DISCO,

TOO FEATHERY--

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S WITH THE MONKEY SUIT?

[KNOCK, KNOCK]

KUZCO!

LOOK AT YOU! SO MUCH BIGGER THAN WHEN YOU WERE ONE DAY OLD.

GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

A BRIDE!

I DIDN'T KNOW ONE WAS MISSING.

YOUR HIGHNESS, IF I MAY.

THIS IS IMATCHO,

WHO WAS SENT OUT AT YOUR BIRTH TO FIND YOU A SUITABLE EMPRESS.

AN "EMPRESS"?

YOUR EMPRESS!

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY WILD ABOUT FIX-UPS, SO--

BUT SIRE, PLANS MUST BEGIN IMMEDIATELY

FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING TO OCCUR TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00.

UH, SORRY, I'VE GOT A DATE.

KUZCO, PLEASE! I'VE DEVOTED MY LIFE TO THIS QUEST.

AT LEAST MEET HER.

ALL RIGHTY.

I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE ONE LITTLE LOOKY LOOKY. [DOOR OPENS]

Imatcho: MAY I PRESENT...

THE PERFECT PRINCESS LALALA!

SHE'S ALL YOURS NOW.

THE PERFECT WOMAN, JUST FOR YOU.

WISH I HAD ONE.

[SOBBING] ENJOY!

WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRE?

HOTTIER, HOT, HOTTIEST!

STILL, I HAVE THIS DATE. UH--

MAY I POINT OUT, UPON MARRYING THE PRINCESS..

YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DECLARED EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.

UH, YOU SEE, IT WAS ACTUALLY A DATE DATE

AND I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD--

DID YOU JUST SAY "EMPEROR"?

OH, YES, INDEEDY.

SO NO MORE SCHOOL?

NO MORE LIVING AT PACHA'S HOUSE?

NO MORE SHARING A ROOM WITH CHACA OR TIPO?

JUST, "I DO," THEN INSTA-EMPEROR?

PRECISELY! LOOK AT ME!

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

Kuzco: WHOO HOO! PALACE, SWEET PALACE.

AW, THRONEY!

DID YOU MISS ME?

LOOK AT YOU, STILL SHINY AND COZY!

HEADREST, FOOTREST, CUP-HOLDER.

HM. THIS NICE LITTLE CUSHION, SO I DON'T LOOK SHORT.

I'M COMING BACK SOON, THRONEY.

GOTTA GO PACK!

DON'T NEED THIS, DON'T NEED THIS, DON'T NEED THIS,

DON'T NEED THIS--

NEED THIS.

GOING OUT?

YEAH, TO MY ARRANGED WEDDING.

THEN MOVING BACK INTO THE PALACE.

WHAT ABOUT MALENA?

I THOUGHT YOU FINALLY HAD A DATE WITH HER.

UH-- IT'S AN EMPEROR THING.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

IF IT MEANS TURNING YOUR BACK ON YOUR FRIENDS,

I DON'T WANNA UNDERSTAND.

I'M NOT TURNING MY BACK ON ANYONE!

I'M NOT DOING THIS JUST FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

ONCE I'M BACK ON THE THRONE, IT'S PARTY TIME FOR EVERYBODY.

YOU, ME, THE WHOLE KINGDOM. EVEN PACHA.

DOES PACHA PARTY?

WELL, HE WILL!

BUT I THINK MALENA ACTUALLY KINDA LIKES YOU.

NAH. IT WAS A PITY DATE.

SHE'S PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT ALREADY.

HEY, MOM! WHAT'S THE RECIPE FOR KUZCAKE?

SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAND HER UP?

STAND HER UP?

NO WAY! THAT'S HEARTLESS.

I'M MERELY NOT GOING OUT WITH HER

AND MARRYING SOMEBODY ELSE.

YOU SHOULD AT LEAST LET HER KNOW.

MM-HM. YEAH, YEAH.

BUH-BYE.

IS THAT KUZCAKE?

MM-HM. FOR OUR PICNIC TOMORROW.

YEAH, ABOUT THE DATE DATE THING.

I'M NOT GOING. BUT WE CAN HAVE THAT KUZCAKE NOW.

WHAT? I FINALLY AGREE TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND YOU'RE BLOWING ME OFF?

YUP. TINY CONFLICT.

GETTIN' MARRIED TOMORROW!

MARRIED? WHO WOULD MARRY YOU?

I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU MARRYING?

SOME PRINCESS.

BUT GET THIS.

THEN I GET TO BE... ♪ EMPEROR AGAIN ♪

ISN'T THAT GREAT? I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

P.A.: PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR LAMAS UNATTENDED AT ANY TIME. THANK YOU.

THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING LAMAS ONLY.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

[CHOKING]

WELL NEXT TIME ASK FOR AN AISLE SEAT.

[GASPING]

THAT'S IT, MOMMY!

YOU'LL GET TO THE PALACE. PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT.

[CHOKING]

OF COURSE I'M EMPRESS! LISTEN.

KRONK HERE WILL TAKE YOU ON A LITTLE TOUR,

STARTING FROM THE REMOTE NORTHERN BORDER.

[THUNDERING]

DID YOU BRING YOUR LONG UNDERWEAR?

[WHEEZING]

KEEP MOM BUSY.

IT'LL BUY ME SOME TIME TO MAKE A DEAL WITH KUZCO.

WILL DO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY..."BUSY"?

WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT, KRONK.

SHOW HER AROUND.

GOTCHA, WE'LL START AT THE PALACE.

NO!

PALACE, LAST.

FAR AWAY MOUNTAINS, FIRST.

[THUNDERING]

RIGHT.

HEY THRONEY, I'M BACK. MPHH!

THRONEY?

YOU MOVED.

[BELL]

OH...

HELLO, HOTTIEST ONE.

I CHANGED THINGS AROUND A LITTLE.

SEE, THE THRONE HAD TO GO OVER HERE

BECAUSE OVER THERE IS NOW A COFFEE TABLE,

AND THE NEW SOFA IS OVER THERE.

LIKE IT?

UH...IF YOU DO.

AS LONG AS I'M STILL FACING THE MIRROR.

THIS THRONE'S TOO BUSY.

[MALENA COMPLAINING, INDISTINCT]

THRONEY! YOU'RE NAKED!

AND EMPERORS DON'T NAME THEIR FURNITURE.

WE HAVE JUST A FEW HOURS UNTIL THE WEDDING

AND SO MUCH TO DO.

YEAH, YOU KNOW--

WHY DON'T YOU TACKLE ALL THAT,

I DON'T WANT TO, UH...

MISS MY LAST DAY AT SCHOOL.

WOW, DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD THAT.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE EMPEROR, I'M GONNA BE YOUR EMPRESS!

WE HAVE THE WEDDING PREPARATIONS TO MAKE.

YOU KNOW, I'LL BE GLAD WHEN I'M EMPEROR AGAIN

WITH NOTHING TO DO.

NO, THEN THE LESSONS BEGIN.

ETIQUETTE LESSONS, ELOCUTION LESSONS,

POSTURE LESSONS, CHIVALRY LESSONS, CHESS LESSONS,

MINUET LESSONS, INVASION LESSONS.

OUCH, SCHOOL AGAIN.

BUT WORSE.

WHOO! FREE AT LAST.

IT'S LIKE BEING UNDER HOUSE ARREST, BUT IN A PALACE.

AHH!

MALENA!

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

THE WHOLE KINGDOM RECEIVED THESE WEDDING INVITATIONS.

HERE, I DON'T WANT TO ATTEND.

YEAH, YOU AND ME BOTH.

THAT PESTERING PRINCESS IS TRYING TO DE-KUZCO-TATE ME,

IT'S A REAL NIGHTMARE I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE THERE,

LOUSY ROYAL MATCHMAKER.

[FRUMPS] WHY COULDN'T HE PICK YOU?

YOU LIKE CUP HOLDERS.

IF YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS GIRL, WHY GO THROUGH WITH IT?

WELL, DUH! TO BE FULL EMPEROR AGAIN.

HOW VERY SHORT-SIGHTED OF YOU.

THANKS.

WAIT - KUZCO,

YOU GOTTA SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT

WHAT YOU'RE GIVING UP AND WHAT YOU'RE GAINING.

IS IT WORTH IT?

SERIOUSLY THINK. HMM.

CAN'T I JUST, YOU KNOW, BE SNEAKY?

'CUZ I HAVE A REALLY GOOD SOURCE FOR SNEAKY.

HA HA HA HA HA!

SO, YOU NEED A FAVOR FROM ME?

YEAH, YEAH, DONE GLOATING?

NO.

HA! OKAY.

SO, CAN WE MAKE A DEAL?

OF COURSE WE CAN!

BEFORE YOUR WEDDING TAKES PLACE,

I WILL TURN THE PRINCESS INTO...

A PARROT! Kuzco: NO GOOD.

PARROT CAN STILL TALK.

FINE, HOW ABOUT A CANARY?

CAN STILL SING. A COYOTE!

IS THAT LIKE A CAT?

NOT SO FOND OF CATS. ANT EATER

TOO NOSEY WOOLEY MONKEY?

WOOL. ITCHY. NO. A BROWN BROKET?

HMM-- I DON'T KNOW, BUT...NO.

A SPINEY TREE RAT?

YOU'RE JOKING. CHINCHILLA?

GET REAL. KINKACHU?

AS IF! HOW ABOUT A FROG?

CROAKLESS, SINGLESS AND MATELESS.

HMM, YEAH, THAT COULD WORK.

A WARTEY, YUCKY FROG.

AND IN RETURN, I WILL BECOME EMPRESS FOR-

A MINUTE.

I WAS GOING TO SAY, "EVER."

DEAL'S OFF.

OK, OK, EMPRESS FOR A DAY.

BUT AS SOON AS THAT DAY IS OVER, I'M LARGE AND IN CHARGE AGAIN.

PERFECT! I'LL TURN HER INTO A FROG.

I'LL BE EMPRESS FOR A DAY...

AND MY MOTHER WILL REMAIN NONE THE WISER.

BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!

[CHUCKLING] I MEAN, UM, MY FRIEND'S MOTHER.

I THINK WE CAN DROP THE "FRIEND" THING NOW.

AH. GOOD.

[ORGAN MUSIC]

[FOOTSTEPS]

UH-- GLAD TO SEE YOU COULD, UH, MAKE IT.

IT WAS EITHER COME HERE OR HAVE MY HUT BURNED TO THE GROUND,

I ALMOST PICKED THAT.

THIS MIGHT TURN OUT BETTER THAN YOU THINK.

UM, AREN'T YOU GOING TO INSTANTLY KNOW WHAT MY PLAN IS

AND TELL ME IT'S WRONG, LIKE YOU USUALLY DO?

NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD ENOUGH TO POSSIBLY FIGURE IT OUT.

WELL YOU KNEW I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE WEDDING.

YES. AND...

YOU KNOW MY INTENTION WAS TO FIND

A SNEAKY WAY TO DO IT. UH-HUH.

AND YOU KNOW THAT OF ALL THE PEOPLE

IN THE KINGDOM, THE SNEAKIEST IS YZMA?

UH, SO WHAT DID YOU DO, MAKE A DEAL WITH YZMA

TO TURN THE PRINCESS INTO A FROG?

YES! WAS THAT SO HARD?

WHY COULDN'T YOU DO THAT LIKE, A MINUTE AGO?

OH, GETTING DUMPED MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO MY BRAIN.

OH, GOOD.

GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT STILL HURT OR INSULTED ABOUT THAT.

KUZCO, YOU EITHER WANNA MARRY THIS PRINCESS OR NOT.

A FROG POTION SHOULDN'T BE AN OPTION.

SEE? THIS IS WHY I SHOULD'VE KEPT OUR DATE DATE.

YOU'RE SO SMART!

PLUS, YOU DON'T REARRANGE THRONES.

UH, YOU'RE MOM'S LOSING PATIENCE, SHE KEEPS SAYING--

[WHEEZES]

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

WHERE IS SHE NOW?

ON THE TRAM TOUR, I...

TOLD THEM TO TAKE THE UNDERGROUND ROUTE.

THERE IS NO UNDERGROUND ROUTE.

YEAH, COULD TAKE A WHILE.

UGH!

RIBBIT.

WOAH!

NEEDS SOME FLAVOR.

LITTLE BITE, LITTLE PEAK.

I KNOW, GRENADINE.

ALL SET?

NOW GO SERVE THEM THEIR DRINKS

AND DON'T MESS IT UP.

[ORGAN MUSIC]

ON THE LEFT,

ALWAYS SERVE TO THE LEFT.

UH, MY LEFT, OR YOUR LEFT? WAHH!

CAREFUL, KRONK.

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL, FESTIVE WEDDING PUNCH.

YOU CAN'T SPILL A DROP.

RIGHT.

OH...RIGHT!

FESTIVE "RIBBIT" WEDDING PUNCH.

MMM, LOOKS DEE-LISH.

[CHURCH BELL] OH!

EIGHT O'CLOCK, TIME TO GET MARRIED.

HEAVENS!

NOT WITHOUT TOASTING YOUR NUPTIALS.

YOU BET!

[CLINKS GLASS] KUZCO, A TOAST TO YOUR NEW BRIDE,

WHO HAS EVERYTHING, EXCEPT GOOD TASTE IN MEN.

[CRUNCH] OW!

DON'T RIBBIT,

DRINK IT, RIBBIT.

"RIBBIT." RIGHT!

RIGHT? LEFT.

LEFT? RIGHT.

RIGHT? LEFT!

RIGHT...

OH, LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

[GULPING]

OK, NOW WE WED.

[ORGAN PLAYING]

DON'T YOU FEEL...STRANGE?

YOU KNOW, FROG IN YOUR THROAT

OR...ANYWHERE ELSE?

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY-- [RIBBIT]

[CROWD GASPS]

[RIBBIT]

DON'T WANNA "JUMP" TO CONCLUSIONS BUT--

SHE'S A FROG. HOO HOO!

[DISTANT COUGH]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I GOT MORE.

OK, I BET SHE IS "HOPPING" MAD.

MUST BE "LEAP" YEAR.

GUESS WHO "CROAKED"?

I HATE BEING "TOAD" WHAT TO DO.

SORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE.

I HAD A LOT OF FROG JOKES AND, HONESTLY,

WHEN DO YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO USE A FROG JOKE?

OK, BACK TO THE SHOW.

SHE'S A FROG!

[LISPING] STOP THE CEREMONY!

THE WEDDING IS OFF!

AND NOW WELCOME EMPRESS YZMA!

NOW, KRONK, BRING IN MY MA'!

[WHEELCHAIR SCREECHING]

WELCOME, MOTHER, TO MY PALACE, HA.

SO, STILL THINK I'M NOTHING BUT A PRUNE-FACED WANNA BE?

[WHEEZING AND COUGHING]

WHAT IS YOUR FIRST COMMAND, OH EMPRESS YZMA?

[RIBBIT]

[SIGHING] EMPRESS YZMA.

SO, WHAT TO DO?

WHAT FIRST? OH YES.

NOW THAT I AM EMPRESS, I CAN DO THIS.

GUARDS, DRAG IN KUZCO!

HEY, YOU'RE EMPRESS FOR A DAY.

YOU GET TO SIT ON MY THRONE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

HOW ABOUT EMPRESS FOR, LETS SEE, A LIFETIME?

UH, THAT'S NOT THE DEAL WE SPOKE ABOUT.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE SMALL PRINT.

IT WENT LIKE THIS.

"OFFER NOT VALID AT NEAR, BEFORE, OR AFTER MIDNIGHT,

OR ON DAYS ENDING IN 'Y.' OTHER RESTRICTIONS APPLY."

OK, YOU KNOW ALL THIS.

YZMA IS EMPRESS AND I'M SENT FOREVER TO THE STINKIEST STINK DUNGEON.

THINGS LOOK BAD FOR THE OLD KUZ-KUZ.

BOO-HOO FOR ME!

WAIT, LET'S NOT PANIC.

WITH NO ME, THERE'D BE NO ME SHOW, RIGHT?

NO ME, NO SHOW. BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE A SHOW.

I MEAN, IF THERE'S NO SHOW, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

WOAH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HEY.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A FROG?

IMPOSSIBLE!

THAT FROG POTION WAS EXTRA-STRENGTH AND SUPER-PERMANENT.

NOW WITH ADDED FROGGY-NESS.

YEAH, BUT ALSO BLAND...

'TILL I ADDED THAT GRENADINE.

OH!

KRONK!

SHOULD'VE TRIED LIME JUICE.

UGHH! FIRST I'M HAULED THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS,

"YOU'RE GONNA MARRY AN EMPEROR!"

THEN I GET ENGAGED TO A LOSER, TURNED INTO A FROG,

THEN NOT A FROG!

I'M NOT HAPPY!

YOU! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY IN CHARGE NOW.

FIX THIS, YOU HEAR ME?

MAKE ME HAPPY!

THAT STINKIEST DUNGEON STILL GOT ROOM?

SHE'S NOT A FROG ANYMORE. TRADE'S OFF.

WHICH MEANS... YOU'RE NOT EMPRESS.

GET OFF THE THRONEY.

AHHHHH!

YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY ORDERED A GIANT PIE.

Yzma: AAAAAAH! [SPLAT]

[WHEELCHAIR SCREECHING]

YZMA!

ARE YOU OK?

OH! MY PIE'S HERE.

JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!

AW, THRONEY,

DID SHE HURT YOU WITH HER RAZOR SHARP THIGH BONES?

Joker: GOOD NEWS, SIRE! [CHUCKLES]

WITH LALALA BACK TO HUMAN, THE WEDDING CAN CONTINUE.

WELL, UH--

WHAT IS IT, SIRE?

Kuzco: YES, NO, MAYBE. DON'T KNOW.

CAN'T DECIDE. MUST DECIDE.

YES, NO.

I DECIDE... NO.

NO?

YES. NO.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TURN ME DOWN?

I'M THE PERFECT WOMAN!

WELL, YOU MIGHT BE PERFECT FOR SOMEONE,

JUST NOT ME.

UM-- YOU'RE MY PERFECT WOMAN.

[SOBBING] I-- I AM?

HMM--

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO THE...

PLUMP AND FUZZY TYPE.

THEN THERE WILL BE A WEDDING!

YES!

WELL, THAT WAS ONLY REMOTELY BELIEVABLE.

OH, WELL. DID YOU HEAR THAT, THRONEY?

I'M ALL YOURS.

MY APOLOGIES, SIRE.

ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE ON THE WAITING LIST FOR EMPEROR.

BACK TO SCHOOL.

UH, I'LL BE BACK, THRONEY!

WAIT FOR ME?

I'M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY.

I GUESS THE WORD "EMPEROR" GOT ME CRAZY.

THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN POWER AND POSITION.

LIKE YOUR FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU?

I WAS THINKING FORTUNE AND FAME,

BUT OK, THOSE COUNT TOO.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE OUT OF SCHOOL AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

BUT I THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.

SO, IS THE DATE DATE ON AGAIN?

OOHHH, NO.

YOU CLEARLY CANCELLED THE DATE DATE.

"I'M NOT GOING, TINY CONFLICT, GETTING MARRIED."

I GET IT, I GET IT, DON'T RUB IT IN.

NO DATE DATE.

BUT, WE CAN HAVE A PICNIC PICNIC.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

USE YOUR NAPKIN!

DON'T EAT WITH YOUR FINGERS.

NO DESSERT UNTIL YOU EAT WHAT I MADE.

DON'T INTERRUPT WHEN I'M TALKING!

[NEIGHING]

Lalala: WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING OFF TO?

HOW DARE YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU?

YOU CALL THAT A TAIL? WHY, IT'S ALL MESSY.

YOU HAVE TO BRUSH THAT THING AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES.

[FRUSTRATED] OOOH-- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

Kuzco: WELCOME TO THE REMOTE NORTHERN BORDER OF THE KUZCO KINGDOM.

A.K.A, "HONEYMOON O-RAMA-LAMA."

THERE'S A MILLION THINGS TO DO HERE, LIKE

FROLIC FOR HOURS IN OUR ROMANTIC WATERFALL,

OR CUDDLE WITH YOUR CUTIE IN

THE GLOW OF OUR NIGHTLY ROMANTIC FIREWORKS.

OR TRY OUT THE ROMANTIC WATERFALL AGAIN. [POURING RAIN]

MORE FIREWORKS!

WOW, THIS PLACE IS AWFUL.

NO WONDER WE KEEP IT WAY UP AT THE REMOTE NORTHERN BORDER.