Original subtitles

DON'T YOU THINK THIS SHOW NEEDS A TITLE

THAT HAS MORE ME IN IT,

LIKETHAT'S SO KUZCO, ORKUZCO OF THE PAST?

I KNOW--KUZCOSIBLE.

NAH, FORGET IT. THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOKS ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Yzma: KEEP SEARCHING.

THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN KUZCO'S FILE

I CAN USE AGAINST HIM--

I MEAN, BESIDES THESE SCHOOL DECATHLON DAY PHOTOS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

IT'S A REPORT KUZCO WROTE ON PAN PIPES.

OH! THAT'S PERFECT!

WAIT. HOW DOES THAT HELP?

IT DOESN'T, BUT IT'S A COMPELLING READ.

DID YOU KNOW THAT--

WELL, NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

OH, RRROWR, WHAT'S THIS?

KUZCO TESTED OUT OF ALL HIS GRADE SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS--

BARELY--

EXCEPT KUZCOGARTEN,

AND WITHOUT KUZCOGARTEN, HE CAN'T GRADUATE.

ACTUALLY, THE RULES STATE KUZCO IS ALLOWED

TO FULFILL HIS KUZCOGARTEN REQUIREMENTS NOW.

IT'S PART OF THE "NO EMPEROR LEFT BEHIND" CLAUSE.

KRONK!

YOU COULD ALWAYS SEND KUZCO BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,

USE A POTION TO CHANGE YOURSELF INTO A KUZCOGARTENER

AND TURN THE WHOLE CLASS AGAINST HIM.

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

I'LL SEND KUZCO BACK TO KUZCOGARTEN,

AND USE A POTION

TO CHANGE MYSELF INTO A KUZCOGARTENER

AND TURN THE WHOLE CLASS AGAINST HIM.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WELL, THAT IS BETTER THAN MY IDEA.

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

I'M BRRRILLIANT.

AND IF ANYONE CAN MAKE THOSE KIDDIES

TURN AGAINST KUZCO, IT'S ME.

IT BRINGS ME GREAT SORROW--

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

I'M SORRY. I TRIED.

KUZCO'S BEING SENT BACK TO

KUZCOGARTEN!

AND THIS MAY BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

MINE, TOO--WOO-HOO!

WHAT? DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM?

KUZCOGARTEN--

COOKIES, NAPS, NO HOMEWORK,

EVERYBODY SHORTER THAN ME.

COME ON, IT'S PARADISE.

KUZCOGARTEN'S NOT ALL COOKIES AND NAPS.

IT CAN BE PRETTY ROUGH.

MALINA LIKES KRONK! MALINA LIKES KRONK!

MALINA LIKES--

I DO NOT! STOP IT!

WAAH!

MALINA LIKES KAVO!

MALINA LIKES KAVO!

MALINA LIKES--

YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, MALINA.

WHEN I GET THERE, I'LL TAKE A NAP.

OF COURSE, I MAY NEED A PRE-NAP NAP TO WARM UP.

HATE TO PULL A NAP MUSCLE.

[TOOTING, NOISEMAKERS CLATTER]

SORRY. I'VE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR KUZCO TO LEAVE

SINCE THE DAY HE GOT HERE.

[TOOT]

Mrs. Pee-Chee: ATTENTION, GIRLS AND BOYS.

PLEASE GIVE A HUGS AND SMILES WELCOME

TO OUR NEW STUDENTS--

KUZCO AND MAZY.

HELLO, KUZCO AND MAZY.

DO I KNOW YOU?

NO. I'M MERELY A STRANGE CHILD YOU'VE NEVER MET.

FINGER-PAINTING. AWESOME.

HEY. THAT'S MINE.

KUZCOGARTEN'S ABOUT SHARING, TIPO.

YEAH, I'LL PUT A HAPPY TREE THERE,

AND--OOH--A GIANT SHARK HERE--RRAHR!

TELL PACHA TO CLEAR A SPACE ON THE FRIDGE.

THIS BABY'S A KEEPER.

GREETINGS, FELLOW HOOLIGANS.

HOW GOES YOUR INSUFFERABLE MESS MAKING?

[CHUCKLING] I MEAN, AHEM, FINGER-PAINTING.

NEAT.

SO, THAT OLDER KID KUZCO,

HE'S NOT ONE OF US.

WE SHOULD TORMENT HIM FOR BEING AN INTERLOPER, YES?

I, UH--PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

ALSO, IN HONOR OF KUZCO'S ABSENCE,

THERE WILL BE NO HOMEWORK!

YOU HEARD ME-- NO HOMEWORK!

[CHEERING]

PIÑATA TIME!

I GET FIRST SWING!

LOOK OUT! BUILDER COMING THROUGH.

BOY, TALK ABOUT SHODDY WORKMANSHIP.

YOU KNOW, I THINK HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

I KNOW IT'S NAPTIME, BUT--OH--I CAN'T SLEEP.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

[OFF-KEY WHISTLING]

HE JUST DOESN'T FIT IN.

DOES HE?

OH, YEAH!

THAT MAKES ME CLASS CHAMP.

I'D SAY GOOD GAME, BUT IT WASN'T.

NO FAIR! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE YOU'RE TALLER.

CHEATER!

MY HEIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

I'M JUST A SUPERIOR ATHLETE.

COME ON, KUZCO. I'LL PLAY YOU.

WOO-HOO! I'M, LIKE, THE TETHER MASTER.

TSK-TSK.

POOR SPORTSMANSHIP.

WHAT? YOU GUYS WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?

OK.

FORM A LINE, AND NO PUSHING.

[MUFFLED WORDS]

TELL ON THEM? ARE YOU SURE?

IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

TRUST ME.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK I KNOW YOU.

MRS. PEE-CHEE,

UH, THE OTHER KIDS WERE MEAN TO ME AT RECESS.

COULD YOU TALK TO THEM?

BUT KEEP MY NAME OUT OF--

TIPO! FURY!

IS WHAT KUZCO JUST TOLD ME TRUE?

DID YOU PICK ON HIM?

...OUT OF IT.

NEVER MIND.

WELL, WE KINDA DID, BUT--

HE CHEATED, AND HE'S A JERK MOUTH!

CHEATER!

FURY! WE DON'T CALL NAMES IN KUZCOGARTEN.

AND WE DON'T PICK ON OUR NEW FRIENDS, EITHER.

I'M AFRAID THERE WON'T BE ANY COOKIES TODAY

FOR ANY OF YOU,

EXCEPT KUZCO, OF COURSE.

NOW, BE NICE TO KUZCO.

HE BROKE THE NO-TELLING RULE.

NO ONE BREAKS THE NO-TELLING RULE.

IT'S LIKE HE HAS NO RESPECT

FOR KUZCOGARTEN OR ANYONE IN IT.

WE'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM PAY.

GOOD IDEA, MY CHILD. GOOD IDEA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH, I MEAN, MILK, ANYONE?

AND THAT'S HOW KUZCO'S MISGUIDED ATTEMPT

TO MAKE THE WORLD'S LARGEST WATER BALLOON

CAUSED A DROUGHT, AND FLOODED MY BASEMENT.

CAN THE WISECRACKS, KUZCO.

UH, KUZCO'S NOT HERE, MR. MOLEGUACO.

OH. RIGHT.

[SIGHS] ALMOST BORING AROUND HERE WITHOUT HIM.

I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN HE...

[SIGHS]

AND THEN--HA HA--

OH, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME--

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] KUZCO.

I'M WORRIED.

WE HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP FROM KUZCO.

MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE SURE HE'S OK AND NOT,

YOU KNOW, PASTED TO A WALL SOMEWHERE.

MALINA, KUZCO'S A BIG BOY NOW.

WE HAVE TO LET GO IF WE WANT HIM TO GROW UP.

BESIDES, IT'S ALL HAND TURKEYS AND COTTON BALLS DOWN THERE.

HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN HE BE IN?

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR "KUZCO'S DOODLES."

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE I DRAW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'M IN.

THERE'S ME, MINDING MY BUSINESS,

BUILDING A SNOWMAN OUT OF COTTON BALLS

LIKE A GOOD KUZCOGARTENER.

AND THERE'S TIPO AND FURY BEING BAD KUZCOGARTENERS.

THEY TOOK MY SNOWMAN AND THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW.

THEN THEY SOAKED MY PILLOWS

SO I COULDN'T ENJOY STORY TIME.

THEN THEY PUT PASTE ON MY CHAIR!

TOOK AN HOUR FOR ME TO PULL FREE 'CAUSE IT WAS EXTRA-STRONG PASTE.

I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE KUZCOGARTEN.

I NEED HELP... AND SOME NEW PANTS.

UH, GUYS, LISTEN TO ME.

SO YOU DON'T GET ALONG.

ALL RELATIONSHIPS HAVE THEIR UPS AND DOWNS.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU ALL WANT THE SAME THING.

WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

MELINA'S GONNA GET TIPO AND FURY

TO HELP KUZCO PASS HIS KUZCOGARTEN REQUIREMENTS.

WHOO! PUSH ME HARDER, SWING BUDDY!

THEY'RE RUINING MY PLAN!

HMM. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE HE FAILS ON MY OWN.

SWING BUDDY?

CUT MORE NEATLY, KUZCO. LOOK.

KUZCO, TRY CRUMPLING IT UP, LIKE THIS.

IT ADDS TEXTURE.

MMM, NO OFFENSE,

BUT YOUR TEXTURE LOOKS A LOT LIKE...GARBAGE.

GET A LOAD OF THIS.

Mrs. Pee-Chee: SPLENDID JOB, KUZCO!

WELL, TO BE HONEST,

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THEIR HELP.

Both: WE KNOW.

HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?

AWESOME! GOOD JOB!

UGGHH--AAH!

HUH. I GUESS HEIGHT IS A FACTOR.

NAH. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU.

URRGGHH!

THIS IS IT, KUZCO. YOUR FINAL TEST: NAPPING.

JUST STAY LOOSE, FOLLOW US,

AND REMEMBER THE MOTTO.

"IF ONE OF US NAPS, WE ALL NAP.

"A NAP FOR ME IS A NAP FOR ALL OF US.

ALL FOR NAPS AND NAPS FOR ALL."

GIMME AN "N"-- KUZCO!

YOU CAN STOP NOW.

OK, EVERYONE, IT'S NAPTIME.

ON MY MARK--

[GASPS] I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M NOT SLEEPY. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN--

[RINGS TRIANGLE] NAP.

[YAWNS] MAYBE I'LL JUST REST MY EYES.

NO! YOU CAN'T PASS NAPPING! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

WAKE UP!

[LOUD HONK]

[RUSTLING]

[BLOWING]

[POUNDING ON BASS DRUM]

WHY WON'T YOU WAKE UP?!

YOU'RE AS MISERABLE AS THESE KUZCOGARTNERS!

I CAN'T STAND ANY OF YOU!

[YAWNS]

HEY! I DID IT!

I KNEW BEING LAZY WOULD PAY OFF SOME DAY.

KUZCO'S BACK!

HA HA HA HA!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! WHOO-HOO!

AM I IN THE RIGHT ROOM?

[MUFFLED YELL]

HA HA HA.

PLAYING A KUZCOGARTEN GAME, HUH?

DON'T WORRY. I WON'T SPOIL IT.

YOU HAVE FUN, YOU LITTLE SCAMP.

UGGHH!

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO♪

Yzma: TO THE SECRET LAB.

UH, DID YOU WANT ME TO PULL THE LEVER OR DO YOU WANT TO?

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.

YOU SURE? IT'S JUST IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN A RUT, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN...

SEEN IT.

SEEN IT.

SEEN IT.

THE OTHER LEVER.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHER LEVER.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Man, on P.A.: PLEASE REMOVE ALL HATS AND GLASSES,

AND PLEASE SCREAM LIKE...

UH, PLEASE, NO FLASH--

OH, WE DID THAT ONE, TOO.

OH, FORGET IT.

[YAWNS]

YAWN.

UH! EVEN THE COASTER'S LOST ITS MAGIC.

UH! NEVER MIND THAT. HIGH FIVE ME.

DO I HAVE TO? YES!

OOOHH! HA HA!

I HAVE A NEW PLAN TO RUIN KUZCO

SO I CAN BE EMPRESS.

FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO INTO A RABBIT.

Kronk: BEEN THERE!

Yzma: OH! RIGHT! START OVER.

FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO INTO A TREE FROG.

Kronk: DONE THAT!

Yzma: OK. HAVE WE DONE A LLAMA?

Kronk: OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

Yzma: FINE. NOW LET ME THINK.

WAIT. I KNOW.

I'LL TURN KUZCO INTO A COFFEE TABLE AND THROW A PARTY.

HA HA!

I'LL SERVE LEMONADE, BUT I WON'T HAVE COASTERS.

THE GLASSES WILL LEAVE RINGS ON KUZCO

AND RUIN HIS BODY.

HE'LL FLEE THE KINGDOM IN SHAME,

AND I'LL BECOME EMPRESS!

IT'S BRILLIANT!

WHAT IS IT NOW?

WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I USUALLY SAY IT'S A BAD IDEA.

BUT IN THIS CASE... IT'S REALLY BAD.

WHO ASKED YOU?! YOU DID.

YOU SAID, "WHAT IS IT NOW?" AND I SAID--

I GIVE UP!

KUZCO'S A VAIN, INSUFFERABLE FOOL!

YET, NO MATTER WHAT I DO, HE ALWAYS WINS.

WHAT'S THE POINT?! I'LL NEVER BE EMPRESS.

OH, BUCK UP, LITTLE CAMPER.

YOU'RE JUST IN A RUT.

YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE... THE BOX.

OK. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT. COMMENCE THINKING.

I GOT IT!

WE'LL HIRE AN EXPERT

EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR.

THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD ALL DAY.

CALL AN EXPERT.

THE WHOLE "DO IT YOURSELF" THING'S WAY OVERRATED.

I'LL GO GET THE YELLOW SCROLLS.

"BURIAL URNS, EFFIGIES, ELECTRICIAN..."

AH! HERE WE GO!

"EMPEROR EXTERMINATION."

WOW.

A LOT OF LISTINGS HERE.

TODAY WE'RE DISCUSSING CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.

NOW, THESE DEVICES MAY LOOK FUN,

BUT THEY'RE NOT TOYS.

THEY'RE FOR PUNISHING TROUBLEMAKERS,

LIKE CYRO THE SNEAKY,

WALDO THE WICKED,

AND HORGE THE HIDEOUS.

OH, YEAH! THOSE GUYS ARE THE BEST.

NO, THEY'RE THE WORST.

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO BE PUNISHED.

BUT EVERYBODY LOVES TROUBLEMAKERS...

'CAUSE THEY'RE TOUGH.

THEY PLAY BY THEIR OWN RULES.

THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN TRADING CARDS.

SOMEDAY, I'LL BE ON ONE OF THESE CARDS...

IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.

NO, YOU'D HAVE TO PLAY YOUR CARDS WRONG, KUZCO.

EVIL ISN'T GLAMOROUS.

BEING BAD ISN'T...GOOD.

THANKS FOR THE OBVIOUS, MR. M.

DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YA.

NOW COULD YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS THING?

I DIDN'T THINK AHEAD.

NO WAY. I'M TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL "T."

TROUBLE DOES START WITH A "T," RIGHT?

YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

I GOT YOUR DRIFT.

HOW DID YOU GET STARTED

IN THE EMPEROR EXTERMINATION BUSINESS,

MR., UH, SNEAKY?

IT'S PRONOUNCED, SNEE-AH-KEE.

MY WORD, IS THAT A PTERODACTYL?

[SCREECH]

DROP THAT!

Yzma: DON'T CALL US. WE WON'T CALL YOU.

PLEASE LEAVE.

I NEED AN EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR,

NOT A BALLOON-ANIMAL- MAKING ANIMAL MAKING BALLOON ANIMALS.

HOW IS AN EMPEROR- EXTERMINATING PLUMBER

DIFFERENT FROM A REGULAR PLUMBER?

I CHARGE DOUBLE AND FIX NOTHING.

Woman: I ASSURE YOU I TAKE MY DUTIES

AS AN EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR VERY SERIOUSLY.

YOU'RE HIRED.

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS.

AFTER WHAT I'VE SEEN TODAY, MS. NI,

I DON'T HAVE TO.

FAIR ENOUGH. I SHOULD WARN YOU

THAT MY FEES ARE QUITE HIGH.

YOU'LL BE PAID IN FULL ONCE I AM EMPRESS.

[LAUGHS]

NOW I HAVE A FEW IDEAS.

I'M SORRY,

BUT IF THEY WERE GOOD IDEAS,

YOU WOULD NOT HAVE HIRED ME.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE JUST THREW ME OUT OF MY OWN OFFICE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE PLUMBER.

I MEAN, HE ALREADY SENT YOU THIS BILL.

HUH?

AARGH!

Yzma: STUDENTS, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE

YOUR NEW VICE PRINCIPAL, MISS NI.

MISS NI?

WHAT'S YOUR SISTER'S NAME? MISS ELBOW?

HA, I'M TROUBLE.

ACTUALLY, MY SISTER'S NAME IS MISS NI TOO,

SINCE NI IS OUR LAST NAME.

YEAH, WELL...

WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S, ER, UM, I MEAN...

OH, WAIT, GIVE ME A SEC.

I SHOULD MENTION

I'M NOW IN CHARGE OF STUDENT DISCIPLINE.

TROUBLEMAKERS WILL BE DEALT WITH

SWIFTLY AND SEVERELY.

I GOT IT!

WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME? MISS ELBOW?

OKAY, OKAY, LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND.

BECAUSE HER NAME IS NI,

WHICH SOUNDS LIKE KNEE,

THEN IT WOULD BE FUNNY

IF HER MOTHER'S REAL NAME

ALSO REPRESENTED

A HINGING JOINT ON THE BODY.

IS THAT RIGHT?

YOU GOT IT, KRONKIE.

[LAUGHS]

MISS ELBOW. RICH.

I'M ON FIRE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT,

BUT SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE A TROUBLEMAKER,

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU FROM NOW ON.

AND I'LL BE WATCHING YOU TOO.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[THINKING] KUZCO, YOU ARE ONE SLY DOG.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

WHAT CAN I SAY, ME, IT'S A GIFT.

AAH!

NO SNEAKY. NO SNEAKY.

WHAT'S WITH THE HONEY AND FEATHERS?

GLAD YOU ASKED.

I'M GIVING OUR NEW VICE PRINCIPAL A BAD-BOY WELCOME.

GREAT.

SO YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO YZMA'S SCHEME.

WHAT? NO, I'M NOT.

I'M PLAYING BY MY OWN BAD-BOY RULES.

THINK ABOUT IT, KUZCO.

WHY DO WE NEED A VICE PRINCIPAL ALL OF A SUDDEN?

SOMETHING'S UP.

WALK AWAY. IT'S TOO RISKY.

RISKY?

BAD BOYS DON'T WALK AWAY FROM RISK.

WE STAY COOL.

BEING BAD DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL.

THINK ABOUT THAT WHILE YOU'RE BEING

THE COOLEST KID IN DETENTION. SHH!

CAN I JUST TELL YOU ONE IDEA?

OKAY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BAD BOY.

[SPLAT]

[FOOTSTEPS]

MY OFFICE, TWO MINUTES.

IT'S MY OFFICE.

WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOU?

SOMETHING SWIFT, SOMETHING SEVERE.

HOW ABOUT A SURPRISE PARTY?

I LOVE SURPRISES.

COURSE IT WON'T BE A SURPRISE NOW,

BUT, EH, YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT WITH THE PRESENTS.

TEMPTING, BUT NOT QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

JUST PRESENTS THEN?

NO, I THINK I'LL GO

WITH SOLITARY DETENTION.

HMM, SOUNDS SCARY. WHAT IS IT?

YES, WHAT IS THAT?

LET'S MAKE IT A SURPRISE.

HEY, GREAT! I LOVE SURPRISES. SEE YOU THERE.

EXCELLENT.

SO THE PLAN, WHATEVER IT IS, IS IN MOTION.

WHAT DO I DO?

OH, THAT'S EASY.

SHE DID IT AGAIN.

SHE KICKED ME OUT.

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?

MISS NI, EXPERT EMPEROR EXTERMINATOR.

IF SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE,

SHE'D GET NEW BUSINESS CARDS.

KUZCO IS MY ENEMY, NOT HERS.

I MEAN, THE NERVE OF HER.

WHO ASKED HER TO COME IN HERE

AND TAKE OVER, ANYWAY?

UH, YOU DID.

GUESS WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS

AND JUST BECAME SCHOOL ENEMY NUMBER ONE.

ME.

HUH. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE

DANGEROUS OR INTIMIDATING FOR THAT.

I AM. WATCH.

NOBODY WALKS PAST HERE

WITHOUT MY SAY-SO.

GOT IT, CHUCKLES?

HA. KAVO NEEDED THAT.

[LAUGHING]

OKAY, YOU HAVE MY SAY-SO.

OH, HE'S SCARED ON THE INSIDE.

HE DOESN'T LOOK SCARED. HE LOOKS HAPPY.

HAPPY KAVO.

NO, HE'S SCARED. TRUST ME.

I'M SO MENACING, I GOT SOLITARY DETENTION.

THAT'S A NEW KIND OF PUNISHMENT

MISS NI MADE UP JUST FOR ME.

WHY? 'CAUSE I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES

AND I'M TOUGH.

UNH!

AI!

OOH, KIND OF SNUCK UP ON ME.

I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK ON THE NURSE.

LATER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, DOESN'T HURT.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MISS NI?

WHAT? LIKE THE SECRET REASON SHE'S REALLY HERE?

I DON'T KNOW THAT.

HMM, TELL ME WHAT ELSE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HER.

THIS IS IT?

[DOOR SLAMS] NO ONE'S HERE!

WHAT KIND OF SOLITARY DETENTION IS THIS?

YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I JUST GOT HERE. I'LL MISS EVERYTHING.

I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP.

KRONK TOLD ME YZMA HIRED MISS NI

TO GET RID OF YOU.

LET'S GO!

NO. AMZY HIRED MISS NI.

WOW, YOU'RE GETTING AS BAD AS KRONK

ON THIS WHOLE AMZY/YZMA DEAL.

YOU CAN RELAX, KID.

KUZCO CAN TAKE THIS HEAT.

KUZCO'S A BAD BOY.

UH...

HUH?

[GROWLING]

KUZCO'S A GOOD BOY. KUZCO'S A GOOD, GOOD BOY.

Both: HELP!

[GROWL]

[CROCODILES WHIMPER]

KUZCO, RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

UH, IS IT ME,

OR IS SHE SAVING MY LIFE?

KRONK AND I JUST HAPPENED

TO BE WALKING MY ALLIGATOR,

AND WE ACCIDENTALLY BURST THROUGH THE DOOR.

WHY WOULD I SAVE YOU?

FINE, THEN I'M NOT THANKING YOU.

GOOD, THEN YOU'RE NOT WELCOME.

HUH.

I'M NOT BAD, SHE'S NOT BAD.

WHAT'S NEXT? KRONK NOT DUMB?

MALINA NOT LOVE ME?

ACTUALLY, CROCODILES, OR GENUS CROCODYLUS,

ARE LESS DANGEROUS OUT OF WATER.

IF WE KEEP OUR DISTANCE, WE'LL BE FINE.

BY THE WAY, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,

I DON'T LOVE YOU, ESPECIALLY THE BAD-BOY YOU.

DON'T WORRY. TURNS OUT BEING TOUGH

AND PLAYING BY MY OWN RULES

DID NOTHING BUT GET ME IN TROUBLE.

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?

[GROWLING]

AH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BUT THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE I'M WRONG

ABOUT THAT GENUS CROCODYLUS THING.

[CROCODILE GROWLS]

SMALL CHANCE.

YOU'RE FIRED.

I KNOW.

YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART AND SAVED KUZCO.

WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

EVIL IS MY BUSINESS.

AND MY WORK HAS TAUGHT ME THAT UNFORTUNATELY

EVERYONE HAS SOME GOOD IN THEM,

EVEN YOU.

HERE'S MY BILL.

WHOA, NOWTHAT'S EVIL.

AH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE

WITH THAT COFFEE TABLE THING AFTER ALL.

HEY, LADY, HELP ME COME UP WITH A KNEE-SLAPPER

FOR DURING THE END CREDITS PART.

WE GOT TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

[WATER DRIPPING]