Original subtitles

HOLA, FRIEND-OLA.

IT'S MOVING DAY BUT NOT FOR YOU.

YOU STAY RIGHT THERE,

AT LEAST FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.

GRACIAS. THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Kuzco: POOR KUZCO. IN TROUBLE TOWN AGAIN?

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, YOU HANDSOME RASCAL?

YOU KNOW THE DRILL: THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE

IF YOU JUST GO BACK A LITTLE BIT EARLIER.

HOLA, FRIEND-OLA.

NO, NO, NO. NOT EARLIER IN THE SHOW.

EARLIER LIKE 2 DAYS AGO.

WE GOTTA WORK OUT A BETTER SYSTEM.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

THERE. CLEAN AS CLEAN CAN BE.

MORNING, CHICHA.

[CRASH]

WHAT?

KUZCO, I JUST FINISHED CLEANING UP IN HERE.

REALLY? DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

THE ROYAL HOUSEKEEPERS

LIKE I HAD BACK AT THE PALACE.

THEY TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS CLEANING STUFF.

WOW. THANKS. THAT'D BE GREAT.

OH, YEAH. I'M SURE THEY CAN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS.

SEE YA.

POINTERS.

UGH.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT AGAIN,

BUT THAT'S STILL THE WRONG SCENE.

WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, I GOTTA DO IT MYSELF.

HERE. LET'S FAST FORWARD TO WHERE THE TROUBLE REALLY BEGINS.

KRONK, YOU'RE FIRED!

FIRED? BUT--BUT WHY? WHAT'D I DO?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

HERE. I'VE PREPARED A LITTLE FILM.

GREAT. WE NEED POPCORN.

EASY ON THE SALT.

[MICROWAVE DINGS]

[FILM ANNOUNCER] YZMA PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE,

PRODUCED BY YZMA, DIRECTED BY YZMA,

WRITTEN BY YZMA, STUNTS BY YZMA.

NO LLAMAS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE.

Yzma: REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU TO TURN KUZCO INTO A TURTLE?

WHAT DID I GET INSTEAD?

Kronk: I REMEMBER. KUZCO COTTONTAIL.

BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

YOUR POTION WASN'T PLAYABLE PROPERLY--

QUIET! THEN I SENT YOU TO CLONE KUZCO.

THAT SEEMED SIMPLE ENOUGH.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED?

OK, GRANTED, THAT WAS A BUST, TOO,

BUT AGAIN, THE POTION WASN'T PERFECTED.

NOT MY FAULT.

THEN CAME ONE OF MY BETTER SCHEMES:

TO INFECT KUZCO WITH A CASE OF DREADED SPOTATIOSIS,

AND HE GOT BETTER!

HEY, BLAME THE MYSTERY STEW FOR THAT ONE.

I HAD NOTHING TO-- AAH! MY EYES!

YOU SEE, KRONK? ALL MY PLANS END THE SAME:

FAILURE BECAUSE OF YOU.

NO, I CAN'T SEE! SWEET MERCY, MY EYES!

OK, THEY'RE BETTER NOW.

AND THAT LAST THING YOU SAID, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK.

I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU, LIKE A DOORMAT THAT SAYS "WELCOME HOME."

WHEN YOU SAY JUMP, I'M ALREADY IN THE AIR.

BEFORE I EVEN THINK, I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT WOULD YZMA DO?

WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD YZMA DO.

YOU'RE FIRED!

THIS IS AWFUL.

NO KRONK HAS EVER BEEN FIRED BEFORE.

I'M A BIG ZERO. ZERO KRONK.

1 MINUS 1 KRONK.

HOW EMBARRASSING.

AAH! I HOPE NOBODY FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU CAN'T STOP THE SHOW. THAT'S MY SCHTICK.

HEY, BACK OFF, PAL.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.

JUST LOOK AT ME ALL SAD.

HUH. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

UM, YOU WEREN'T WATCHING?

WELL, I WAS,

BUT THEN I SAW IT WAS ABOUT YOU AND YZMA

AND BLAH BLAH BLABBITY BLAH. WHO REALLY CARES?

SO YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?

I SAW YOU HIJACK MY GIMMICK.

GET OUT!

SORRY ABOUT THAT. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK TO THE MAIN ATTRACTION...

UH, ME?

ROLL UP. ROLL UP. GET YOUR VERY OWN KUZ-KISS.

ONLY ONE KUZ-COIN.

MAKE THAT ALL THE KUZ-KISSES YOU WANT.

NO CHARGE.

DEAL! THANKS, BUT I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

[THINKING] YOU HEARD HER. IT RAINS, WE KISS.

DID YOU HEAR THUNDER?

YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE RAIN CHECK.

HEY, WHAT'S WITH KRONK?

WHAT'S UP? GOING SOMEWHERE?

I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.

WHOA! HOLD UP THERE, BIG MAN.

DON'T TELL HER YOU GOT FIRED.

HE'S RIGHT. NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

IT'S EMBARRASSING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU ACTUALLY AGREE WITH HIM?

THAT'S ABNORMAL.

THERE ARE CERTAIN INSTANCES--RARELY--

WHEN OUR POINTS OF VIEW HAPPEN TO COINCIDE.

CERTAIN INSTANCES HAPPEN TO COINCIDE?

WHAT'D YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST, A DICTIONARY?

IT'S CALLED HAVING A VOCABULARY.

OH, YEAH? WELL, DEFINE THIS.

P-P-PUT THAT AWAY.

SURE, WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD RED HANDS.

AAH!

THAT'S RIGHT. JUST POOF AWAY.

DON'T TELL HER YOU GOT FIRED.

UH...

I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.

YEP, YEP. SEE, THIS BIRDIE'S GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR THE NEST.

TIME FOR THIS EAGLE TO SPREAD HIS WINGS.

GOTTA FLY THE COOP.

BUT I STILL NEED A SPOT TO LAND.

NO HOME, EH?

I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

BACK WHEN I GOT THE ROYAL BOOT,

I DIDN'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE EITHER.

THEN ALONG CAME PACHA,

A GUY WITH A BIG HEART

AND ROOM FOR ONE VERY SPECIAL HOUSE GUEST.

SURE, HIS HUT WAS NO ROYAL PALACE.

DEFINITELY NOT UP TO ME STANDARDS.

SPACE WAS TIGHT AND IT SMELLED ALL PEASANTY,

BUT IT WAS HOME.

SO ALL I NEED

IS TO FIND A FAMILY LIKE PACHA'S TO TAKE ME IN.

[BIRD CAWS]

WHAT'S WITH THE BACKPACK?

GOING SOMEWHERE?

HA HA HA! WELCOME HOME, ROOMIE.

KRONK?

I MEANT FIND A FAMILY LIKE PACHA'S,

NOT PACHA'S ACTUAL FAMILY.

AND NO TOUCHY.

BE NICE, KUZCO.

WE COULDN'T LET KRONK STAY OUT IN THE COLD.

SURE YOU COULD. HE'S A BIG BOY.

TOO BIG IF YOU ASK ME.

SORRY. TOO BAD. NO VACANCY. ALL FULL HERE. MOVE IT ALONG.

NO PARKING.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HI.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT KRONK.

WE'LL FIND ROOM.

IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE A GUEST

WHO DOES MORE THAN JUST TAKE UP SPACE. KUZCO.

HEY, I DO MY PART.

REALLY? NAME ONE THING YOU DO.

I LIVE HERE.

AND WHAT ELSE?

I DO...DLES.

DO-DLES. DOODLES.

IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE--

Chicha: NO, KUZCO.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHORES.

LIKE SWEEPING THE HUT...

DIAPERING YUPI... WASHING THE DISHES...

DIAPERING YUPI...

TAKING CARE OF THE LLAMAS...

DIAPERING YUPI...AGAIN

AND AGAIN.

Kronk: ALL DONE.

[SNIFFS]

Together: WELCOME TO OUR HOME, KRONK.

THIS IS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND.

KRONK'S GONNA CRAMP MY STYLE.

LOOK AT ME. I'M A STYLE-CRAMPING DEVIL.

HORNS. POINTY TAIL.

IF HE MOVES IN,

SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO MOVE DOWN TO THE BASEMENT,

AND THAT SOMEONE'S NOT GONNA BE ME.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, WHOMPY.

HMM. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE OLD TO DO LIST.

"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO. COME UP WITH A BRILLIANT SCHEME.

"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO. SCHEDULE CHIN WAX.

"COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO. LABEL POTIONS.

COMPLAIN ABOUT KUZCO. HAVE A COFFEE AND A CINNAMON TWIST."

YOU KNOW, I DO FEEL A LITTLE PIGGISH.

KRONK, SNACK TIME!

OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I FIRED HIM.

NO MATTER. I CAN MAKE SNACKS BY MYSELF.

AND I CAN GET RID OF KUZCO BY MYSELF, TOO.

Kuzco: HEY, NO SNEAKY-PEEK.

WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP TO THIS YET.

I PROMISE THIS'LL HAPPEN, BUT LATER.

LIKE LATER LATER.

AFTER WE FADE OUT AND FADE BACK IN.

FADEY, FADEY, FADEY.

CHACA, TIPO, RISE AND SHINE.

TIME TO GET READY FOR SCH--AAH!

PACHA, THE KIDS ARE MISSING!

SETTLE DOWN, DEAR. THEY'RE FINE.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL YOUR THUNDER, CHICHA,

BUT I ALREADY WRANGLED THE TEAM,

PACKED THEIR LUNCHES, TOO--

COLD CUT SANDWICH ON A FRENCH ROLL,

SIDE OF RAISINS, 100% FRUIT JUICE BLEND,

A COUPLE KUZ COOKIES FOR DESSERT, AND A BANANA.

PLUS I DOUBLE CHECKED THEIR HOMEWORK.

MADE A FEW CORRECTIONS.

IT'S NEVER GOOD TO JOIN INDEPENDENT CLAUSES WITH A COMMA, YOU KNOW.

OH, ALSO, I DID ALL THE CHORES,

INCLUDING FLOSSING EVERYONE'S TEETH.

AND I EVEN GOT KUZCO OUT OF BED.

5 HOURS TOO EARLY.

KRONK, YOU'RE AMAZING.

OH, JUST PITCHING IN TO HELP.

DON'T BE SILLY. YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING AND MORE.

OH, I GET IT. YOU MEAN MORE THAN KUZCO HAS EVER DONE.

WHICH IS NOTHING.

AT ALL.

AW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

THIS IS ONLY KRONK'S SECOND DAY HERE.

YOU REMEMBER YOURS, DON'T YOU?

YO, IT'S DAY 2. KEEP THE PIZZAS COMING.

I SAY LET'S TREAT KRONK THE WAY YOU WERE TREATED:

WITH COMPASSION AND SYMPATHY.

[THINKING] UH-HUH. COMPASSION. SYMPATHY. BLAH BLAH BLABBITY BLAH.

KRONK IS THIS AND KRONK IS THAT.

ANYTHING KUZCO CAN DO, KRONK CAN DO A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER.

THE BROOM IS HIS BEST FRIEND. HE HAS A FAVORITE DISH RAG.

AN APRON FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

HE'S A HANDY-DANDY MAN.

EVERYBODY LOVES KRONK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT?

EITHER KRONK GOES OR I GO.

KUZCO, LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIG BABY.

YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE ON THIS ONE.

I KNOW. I'M WAY OUT, KRONK'S WAY IN.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER. BYE.

OH, NO.

MAYBE I AM PUSHING KUZCO OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME...AND HUT.

HEY, PAL, IF EMPEROR BOY AIN'T PULLING HIS WEIGHT,

TOO BAD FOR HIM.

THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER.

SIT OUT. KUZCO HAS FEELINGS, TOO.

SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION.

OH, BROTHER! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S EVIL.

I'M EVIL? WHO HAS HORNS AND A PITCHFORK?

OH, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOUR MAMA!

NO, YOUR MAMA!

YEAH, THIS IS YOUR ANGEL.

OH, RICH!

RICH!

OH, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.

WITHOUT LABELS, ALL THESE POTIONS LOOK ALIKE.

OH, SO THAT'S WHERE THE TURTLE POTION WAS.

PATIENCE, PATIENCE. I'LL GET THE ANTIDOTE.

JUST SIT TIGHT.

AAH!

OH, THAT'S NOT IT. NOT IT.

NOT IT. NOT IT.

NOT IT!

[ROARING]

[ROARING]

OK, OK.

THAT WAS CLOSE.

MAYBE I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF.

[ROARING]

I NEED HELP!

[ROARING]

KRONK.

QUICK! TO THE SECRET LAB!

[ROARING]

OOPS. I MEANT TO THE VILLAGE!

YOU KNOW, KUZCO, SOMETHING'S BEEN BOTHERING ME.

ME, TOO. YOU.

YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, THE TRUTH IS

I DIDN'T REALLY LEAVE HOME.

JUST BEEN TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I, UH...

I GOT FIRED.

YOU MEAN FROM YOUR JOB WITH YZMA?

I, UH, I DON'T WORK FOR YZMA.

OK, THEN TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE JOB YOU GOT FIRED FROM

THAT'S NOT WITH YZMA.

AS IF I CARE.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN--

HEY, YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?

YEAH. I NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. DID YOU GET FIRED?

MIGHT AS WELL HAVE, RIGHT, WHOMPY?

[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]

SEE? EVEN WHOMPY THINKS SO.

YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T GO. I SHOULD GO.

NO, ME AND WHOMPY, GOING.

NO, WHOMPY STAY.

UH-UH. WE'RE GOING.

STAY. GO.

GO. STAY.

STAY! AAH!

AAH!

WHOA!

OH, LOOKS LIKE A BARREL OF FUN.

KRONK, DARLING. I'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART, AND--

NO, THAT'S TOO FORMAL.

[CLEARS THROAT] SORRY, KRONKY--

Kronk: AAH!

WHOA!

[CRASHING]

WHOA!

AAH! GET OUT OF THE GIRLS' LAVATORY!

AAH! WHOA!

WHOA!

OH! WHOA! OH!

OH! OH! OH! OH!

WHAA!

AAH!

Kuzco: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

UH-HUH.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

I WISH IT WERE.

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

WE DIDN'T HAVE TO. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

YOU GOT RID OF KRONK.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

WELL, THEN WHO SAID "EITHER KRONK GOES OR I GO?"

I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.

AND KRONK JUST HAPPENED TO FALL INTO A BARREL.

YEAH, IT JUST HAPPENED.

SO WHAT'S GONNA "JUST HAPPEN" NEXT?

UM...THIS?

NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

THAT STUFF'S HAPPENING, BUT LATER, OK?

LATER, LATE LATE LATER.

Kuzco: LOOK AT ME. PATHETIC, HUH?

SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, TEAR.

OK, OK, I'VE BEATEN MYSELF UP ENOUGH ALREADY.

BESIDES, YOU GUYS ARE WITNESSES.

YOU KNOW I DIDN'T PUSH KRONK IN THAT BARREL.

WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?

OR WAS IT ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE?

EH EH EH. NO TOUCHY. GO BOTHER KRONK.

WELL, WE COULD, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS

'CAUSE YOU WASHED HIM AWAY!

WHICH WAS TOTALLY WICKED.

KUDOS ON ELIMINATING THE COMPETITION.

IGNORE HIM. THINK ABOUT KRONK.

HE'S YOUR FRIEND AND NOW HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.

OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. THIS TWERP COULDN'T HELP ANYONE.

AH, GOT A POINT.

KUZCO ISN'T EXACTLY A, UH, GO TO GUY.

UH, HELLO. I'M RIGHT HERE.

WHOOPSY. GOTTA GO.

SO KRONK FELL INTO THE BARREL?

YEAH, AND THEN WHAM, ROLLED DOWN THE HILL.

HE COULD BE ANYWHERE. HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?

ASSUMING YOU WANT TO FIND HIM.

[GASP] YOU REALLY THINK I'D DO THAT TO KRONK

JUST BECAUSE PACHA AND CHICHA TREAT HIM BETTER?

THEY TREAT YOU AND KRONK THE SAME.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS KRONK APPRECIATES THEIR KINDNESS

AND WORKS HARD TO PAY THEM BACK.

WHILE I'M JUST A LAZY JERK.

I WAS ONLY GONNA SAY WHEREAS YOU DON'T,

BUT BONUS POINTS FOR THINKING AHEAD.

THIS IS AWFUL. I GOTTA MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH KRONK.

BUT HOW AM I GONNA FIND HIM?

CALM DOWN, MR. MELODRAMA.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS.

LOUSY HILL TOP VILLAGE.

NOW WHERE'S KRONK?

[MEEP MEEP]

WHOA!

AAH! WHOA!

OK, COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT ALL THAT.

KRONK!

IS THAT REALLY YOU?

WELCOME TO CAMP KRONK.

[SQUAWKING]

SQUAWKY SQUAWA SQUAWK SCREECH.

TOUCKY JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE FRIEND OR FOE.

I SAID FRIEND, OF COURSE.

YOU SPEAK TOUCAN?

OH, YOU BET.

AS A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK,

I'M REQUIRED TO BE FLUENT IN ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES.

CAN YOU SPEAK THREE-CAN AND FOUR-CAN?

RAAR!

TOUCKY DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY.

LOOK, KRONK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE BARREL THING.

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I KNOW IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

YOU'LL WANT THIS.

AW, YOU'RE THE BEST.

HA HA HA HA.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NO TOUCHY RULE?

RIGHT.

STAY BACK. HANDS OFF. NO TOUCHY.

OK. LET'S GET MOVING.

WE GOTTA GET BACK HOME SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO EVERYBODY.

I DIDN'T BUMP YOU OFF. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

THEN IT'S THE EVERYBODY LOVES KUZCO,

HAPPY DANCE GOOD TIME HOUR.

I'M NOT GOING BACK.

THERE'S NOTHING THERE FOR ME ANYMORE.

WAIT. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR...

KINDA.

EH, NOT REALLY. BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU

AND NOT SOMETHING WITH YZMA, RIGHT?

LET'S JUST SAY I WORKED MY FINGERS TO THE BONE

FOR A WRINKLY PERSON, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

I WORKED HARD FOR PACHA'S FAMILY, TOO,

BUT THAT ONLY CAUSED PROBLEMS BETWEEN ME AND YOU,

SO I'VE DECIDED THAT IT'S BEST

IF I LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE OUT HERE.

EWW. IN THE UNTAMED WILDERNESS?

YEAH.

UNTAMED.

WOW. YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT.

MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT OF--I HATE THIS WORD--

WORK.

AW, IT'S EASY.

WAIT. IT WAS HARD.

IN FACT, IT WAS A LOT OF HARD WORK.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I ENJOY HARD WORK.

THAT'S JUST ME. I CAN'T HELP IT.

I SEE A JOB TO DO, I DO IT.

IT'S WHAT I DO.

I CAN'T WORK ANY HARDER.

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING AT THE TOP OF YOUR GAME.

YEAH. AND IF YZMA--

YOU MEAN WRINKLY PERSON.

RIGHT. AND IF WRINKLY PERSON CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT,

THAT'S HER PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

GO, KRONK, GO. FIND YZMA.

OR WHATEVER THE WRINKLY PERSON'S NAME IS.

STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.

TELL IT TO HER FACE.

MAYBE NOT THAT FACE.

I HEAR YOU, KUZCO. I'M GONNA DO IT.

FAREWELL, MY JUNGLE BRETHREN.

CHIRPTY CHIRP, SQUAWK AND SCREECH,

HO HO HO, TICK TOCKETY DOO.

[ANIMALS SCREECH AND SQUAWK]

WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? THERE'S A SHORTCUT?

3 MILES PAST THE BUG AND THE MONKEY.

THANKS.

LET'S GO.

I GOT A FACE TO FACE.

AACH! ALL I DID WAS ASK MELINA WHERE KRONK WENT.

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M ROLLING IN A BARREL.

NOW I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID ANIMALS.

SMELLY ANIMALS.

UGLY ANIMALS.

[GROWLING] [GROWLING]

OOPS.

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN FIX WHOMPY?

HA HA. JUST NEEDS A FEW STITCHES.

MAYBE SOME BAGTAG TO SECURE THE THREAD.

ADD SOME STRENGTH TO THE SEAMS.

WOW. YOU REALLY DO POUR 100% INTO EVERY EFFORT.

THAT'S ME.

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY RAMPAGE OF ANGRY ANIMALS.

ANGRY.

WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING--

RUN!

RUNNING ONLY MAKES 'EM MADDER.

[MOANING AND COUGHING]

OH, KRONK.

THANK GOODNESS. I'M SORRY.

I MUST HAVE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND TO FIRE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, ALL YOUR PLANS FAIL BECAUSE OF ME.

NO, NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.

YEAH, BUT AS YOU SAID BEFORE,

ALL MY PLANS END THE SAME: FAILURE!

BECAUSE OF YOU!

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

OH, KRONK, FORGET WHAT I SAID.

LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING.

AND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS?

PRETTY PLEASE COME BACK?

NOPE. NOPE.

WITH MY SKILLS AND WORK ETHIC,

IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET.

I CAN LAND A BETTER EVIL HENCHMAN GIG.

WHAT? WHO FILLED YOUR HEAD WITH THIS NONSENSE?

SOMEONE WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A GREATER FRIEND

THAN I EVER EXPECTED. AND IT'S NOT NONSENSE!

IT'S TRUE!

HEY, YOU WANT ME BACK,

YOU GOTTA MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE.

FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

UH...

A BIGGER ALLOWANCE? DONE.

AND A NEW POTATO SMASHER,

A BOWL SCRAPER, AND A JUMBO VEGGIE STEAMER.

I'LL EVEN THROW IN A FLEXIBLE SPATULA.

DEAL. BUT IF YOU EVER FIRE ME AGAIN,

MAKE SURE IT'S FOR SOMETHING I ACTUALLY DO WRONG.

I PROMISE.

NOW PLEASE...

SAVE ME FROM THOSE WRETCHED BEASTS!

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

CHITTER CHATTER SQUICK AND SQUICKETY SQUICKY COO COO COO!

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU SAY?

I TOLD THEM TO COOL THEIR JETS.

KUZCO, YOU CAN STOP RUNNING NOW.

I GUESS HE CAN'T HEAR ME.

Kuzco: COME ON, ADMIT IT.

DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW

YOU KNOW I'M NOT REALLY IN ANY DANGER?

OOH. WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.

KRONK MOVED IN TO OUR HILLTOP HOUSE...

KUZCO THOUGHT KRONK WAS A LOUSE.

DOING THEM CHORES AND HELPING OUT...

HOW MANY TIMES DID KUZCO SHOUT?

1... 2...

4... 3...

5... 6...

8... 7...

9... 10...

12... 11...

13... 14...

16... 15...

17... 18...

20... 19...