Original subtitles

OH, LOOK, YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE ME.

I UNDERSTAND. WHO WOULDN'T WANT MORE ME?

INCLUDING ME.

SO, LET'S HEAR THE ME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

FOR SHOW AND TELL, I'VE BROUGHT MY ROPE BALL,

HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.

I FIND ROPE, COLLECT ROPE,

AND ADD IT TO HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.

IT RELAXES ME.

BY THE WAY, HIS NAME ISN'T REALLY HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.

I MADE THAT UP TO SPICE UP

THE SHOW AND TELL A LITTLE.

I'M KRONK. THANK YOU.

HOLA. SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

JUST WANTED TO KNOW, WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS?

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

SO, LET'S GET TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE KUZCOCENTRIC,

SHALL WE?

HERBIE THE ROPE BALL... WHATEVER.

HEY, EVERYBODY. THERE'S A NEW KID.

NOW WAY.

WHO IS HE?

[FANFARE]

ALL HAIL THE RULER AND SUPREME SOVEREIGN

OF THE FARAWAY KINGDOM OF THE SEVEN HILLS,

EMPEROR OZKER.

HIT IT.

♪ NEW KID IN THE SCHOOL ROOM ♪

♪ COOL DUDE IN THE COOL ROOM ♪

♪ STYLING IN THE COOLEST, NEWEST CLOTHES ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

♪ A BRAND-NEW STUDENT ♪

HOTTIE.

♪ HE WILL STEAL YOUR HOTTIE ♪

♪ HOLA TO THE NEW STAR OF THE SHOW ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪

♪ IT'S OZKER ♪

♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

♪ HERE HE COMES ♪

♪ KING OZKER ♪

♪ GATHER 'ROUND AND SEE ♪

♪ NEW KID IN THE OLD SCHOOL, YES! ♪

♪ FROM THE ROYAL GENE POOL ♪

♪ HE'S A ONE MAN MUSIC VIDEO ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

♪ HOW DID HE GET SO CHIC? ♪

♪ MARVEL AT HIS MYSTIQUE ♪

♪ GATHER, GO, GO, HE'S MAGNIFICO ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪

♪ HIS NAME IS OZKER ♪

♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪

♪ IT'S OZKER ♪

♪ HERE HE COMES ♪

♪ KING OZKER ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR ♪

♪ OZKER ♪

ZOOM-ZAM.

HELLO, EMPEROR OZKER.

I'M KRONK, THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.

I'LL BE YOUR ACADEMY BUDDY,

SHOW YOU AROUND THE CAMPUS AND WHATNOT.

THANKS, KRONK. WHEN CAN I MEET EMPEROR KUZCO?

COOL YOUR JETS, PAL.

WE GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER.

MAYBE LATER, IF YOU'RE GOOD,

YOU CAN TRY A LITTLE SOLO CAMPUS WALK,

BUT FOR NOW STICK WITH ME.

NOW, THIS IS WHAT WE IN THE KINGDOM CALL

A HALLWAY.

OR A CORRIDOR.

AH...WOW.

KUZCO, YOU JUST MISSED IT.

THERE'S A NEW KID. HE'S AN EMPEROR, LIKE YOU.

HIS NAME'S OZKER-- EMPEROR OZKER--

FROM THE FARAWAY KINGDOM OF THE SEVEN HILLS.

NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT A NEW EMPEROR.

THERE WAS A BIG SONG NUMBER,

KIND OF LIKE YOURS-- IT WAS GREAT.

EW, SINGING? THIS EARLY?

IT'S NEARLY LUNCHTIME.

STILL, SEEMS TACKY.

HE WAS REAL EXCITED TO MEET YOU.

TACKY... YET WITH GREAT TASTE.

VERY WELL. SHOW ME THIS SO-CALLED NEW KID.

WOW! EMPEROR KUZCO, IN PERSON!

CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

EH-HEH...

WELL, OZKER, IF YOU WERE REALLY A FAN,

YOU'D KNOW...COME HERE.

NO, CLOSER.

NO SITTY IN MY SEATY!

EXCUSE US. STUDENT CONFERENCE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

HE'S NEW AND RIGHT OFF

YOU SCREAM IN HIS FACE?

HEY, I DON'T LIKE THAT WEIRD FAN-BOY THING.

IT'S, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WAY A VINE GROWS.

ALL CURLY AND OVER STUFF.

YOU MEAN, CREEPY?

YEAH, CREEPY.

I THINK HE'S UP TO SOMETHING SINISTER.

LIKE...

OR MAYBE...

OR EVEN...

[JIG PLAYS]

YEAH, UM, I DON'T GET THE LAST ONE.

I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.

I GUESS IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, DOESN'T IT?

SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES YOU'RE AS COOL

AS YOU THINK YOU ARE,

SO THEY MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING EVIL.

I DIDN'T SAY EVIL, I SAID SINISTER.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT NEW KID IS UP TO SOMETHING.

AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT.

WHERE'S HE GOING?

HEY, THAT'S MY LOCKER.

AND THAT'S MY DESK.

AND WHY IS HE LOOKING AT MY STATUE OF ME?

WHAT'S HE UP TO? HMM...

OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE.

AMZY, YZMA...I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE

HER EVIL PLAN UNFOLDING.

I KNOW. FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO INTO A KUMQUAT.

THEN, I'LL LET HIM ROT IN THE HOT SUN

'TIL HE'S COVERED WITH FLIES.

THEN, I'LL TURN MYSELF INTO A SPIDER

AND I'LL EAT THE FLIES.

IT'S BRILLIANT!

OR I'LL JUST TURN MYSELF INTO A NEW STUDENT,

A STUDENT WHO'S ALREADY AN EMPEROR,

I'LL ASK KUZCO FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,

THEN I'LL SQUASH HIM WITH A HAMMER

AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM!

HA HA HA!

[COUGHING AND GAGGING]

HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?

WOW...KIND OF GRIM FOR A FAMILY SHOW.

OK, SO MAYBE THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE'S UP TO.

BUT OZKER IS DEFINITELY AMZY IN DISGUISE.

AND WHATEVER THE SINISTER PLAN IS,

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

AHA!

KUZCO, MY BOY.

COME IN.

YOUR LITTLE PRETEND-TO-BE NEW KID SCHEME

IS DOWN THE DRAIN.

I'M ON TO YOU, YZMA.

I ASSURE YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I'M AMZY, PRINCIPAL AMZY.

YEAH, AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE

AN ALLIGATOR LIKE YZMA'S?

[SNORING]

NO, I DON'T.

YOUR LITTLE DISGUISES DON'T FOOL ME.

YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING!

I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT,

BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING.

[Loudspeaker] ATTENTION, KUZCO ACADEMY YEARBOOK PHOTOS

WILL BE TAKEN TODAY

IN THE CAFETERIA.

[CLEARS THROAT]

THAT IS ALL.

AHA! THE FINAL PIECE OF THE PUZZLE.

YEARBOOK PICTURES.

YOU EVIL GENIUS.

YOU MEAN TO... DO SOMETHING.

SINISTERY...

TO MY YEARBOOK PICTURE.

YZMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YEARBOOK PHOTOS.

AND EVEN IF SHE DID,

WHY TURN HERSELF INTO AN OZKER?

TO MESS WITH MY HEAD.

YOUR HEAD'S MESSED UP ENOUGH.

OZKER'S A NICE KID WHO THINKS YOU'RE GREAT.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?

WELL, MR. NICE WALKED RIGHT INTO AMZY'S OFFICE--

OZKER, AMZY, AMZY, YZMA.

OZKER, AMZY, YZMA.

NEW STUDENT VISITS PRINCIPAL?

THAT'S NOT SINISTER.

BUT HE NEVER CAME OUT.

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST SOLO WALK AROUND CAMPUS, OZKER.

FIND EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

YEP. I EVEN STOPPED BY PRINCIPAL AMZY'S OFFICE.

DID YOU KNOW HER OFFICE HAS A BACK EXIT?

THERE'S A ROLLERCOASTER

AND A SECRET LAB OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT--

MYSTERY SOLVED.

NO, HE'S YZMA!

I MEAN, SHE'S OZKER.

I MEAN, SHE'S YZMA AND HE'S OZKER.

THEY'RE BOTH EACH OTHER!

SORRY, KUZCO.

I JUST DON'T SEE IT.

OH, YOU'LL SEE IT, MALINA.

SOON, ALL OF YOU WILL SEE IT.

OK, STEP UP ONE AT A TIME,

SMILE, AND GET OUT.

I HAVE WORK TO DO.

700 LUNCHES DON'T COOK THEMSELVES.

ALL RIGHT, ACADEMY BUDDY, YEARBOOK PICTURE.

LOTS AT STAKE.

DON'T BLINK, DON'T LET ANYTHING HANG OUT YOUR NOSE.

ONCE THAT PICTURE IS SNAPPED,

IT'S THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE...

FOREVER!

UGH...

I KNOW I'LL REGRET ASKING THIS,

BUT WHAT'S WITH THE ROPE?

OH, JUST PART OF AN INCREDIBLY CLEVER PLAN

THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE OF.

REALLY CLEVER.

OK.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE.

LOOKY-LOOK.

I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT'S AN INNOCENT WASHTUB

CHOCK FULL OF FUN CONFETTI.

NO. UH-UH. IT'S FULL OF A SPECIAL, EXTRA-LOUSY

BARGAIN-BRAND DETERGENT.

WHEN I PULL THIS ROPE,

IT'LL SPILL OUT AND DISINTEGRATE

A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S PHONY NEW-KID DISGUISE.

AND THEN EVERYONE WILL SEE

THAT A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS REALLY AMZY-YZMA.

OZKER IS NOT AMZY OR YZMA.

SURE, HE IS.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

I DO.

YEARBOOK PHOTOS, HUH?

ALWAYS ON THE DAY MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID.

B-B-THEN...

WHO IS OZKER?

LET ME TELL YOU AGAIN,

AND MAYBE THIS TIME YOU'LL ACTUALLY LISTEN.

OZKER IS THE SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET

WHO THINKS YOU'RE EVEN GREATER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.

WELL, BUT--

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT...

AT ALL.

OH, I FEEL ALL YUCKETY INSIDE.

YEAH, THAT'S CALLED GUILT, KUZCO.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING AWFUL

TO A TOTALLY INNOCENT PERSON.

HERE. LET GO OF THE ROPE.

HEY... YUCKETY FEELING WENT BYE-BYE.

NOW, TAKE THE ROPE AGAIN.

OOH, YUCKETY-- NO LIKE YUCKETY.

GOOD. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

OH, OH! MORE ROPE FOR HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.

NO, KRONK, DON'T!

TOO LATE.

[PHOTO SNAPS]

HOLA, BOOM-BAM, AND BOO-YA.

FROM ONE EMPEROR TO ANOTHER, KUZCO.

OH, THANKS! BUT I'M NOT REALLY AN EMPEROR.

WHAT?

I'M SORRY! IT'S A NEW SCHOOL,

AND I WAS SCARED.

YOU'RE AN EMPEROR,

I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO BE AN EMPEROR, TOO,

JUST TO FIT IN.

EVERYONE HERE'S SO NICE.

I CAN JUST BE MYSELF.

UH-HUH.

AND YOURSELF WOULD BE?

A FULL VARSITY DECATHLON CHAMP.

AH! AH! AH!

GREAT...

[Kronk] COME BACK, HERBIE THE ROPE BALL!

KUZCO ACADEMY--

SCHOOL FOR BOTH PEASANTS AND EMPERORS ALIKE.

WHERE SCRUMPTIOUS LUNCHES ARE SERVED

BY A WORLD-CLASS KITCHEN CREW.

WHERE PLAYTIME IS FUNTIME IN THE SUNTIME.

KUZCO ACADEMY-- ALSO KNOWN AS KUZCATRAZ.

IT'S LIKE A PRISON.

NO JOKE, THERE ARE RULES AGAINST EVERYTHING.

NO EATING IN CLASS,

NO MUSIC IN CLASS,

NO HOT TUBS IN CLASS.

I'VE HAD IT!

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME

WHAT I CAN'T DO,

I'LL FLIP OUT!

KUZCO, NO FLIPPING OUT!

THAT'S IT. THE OFFICIAL RULES OF KUZCO ACADEMY.

THAT'S HOW TO GET RID OF KUZCO.

IF A STUDENT VIOLATES ACADEMY RULE 3 TIMES,

THEY WILL BE EXPELLED.

THIS IS PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT.

AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP, KRONK,

BY BECOMING... A HALL MONITOR!

WOW! ME, HALL MONITOR?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

YZMA WILL BE SO PROUD.

DON'T BREATHE A WORD OF THIS. I WANT TO SURPRISE HER.

FINE, FINE. NOW, GO TICKET KUZCO 3 TIMES.

THEN EXPEL HIM!

BUT FIRST...

FIX ME SOME PAPAYA PIZZA BITES.

GOT YA.

WITH MUSTARD?

HMM...YES, BUT NOT YELLOW.

THAT OTHER STUFF.

DIJON. YOU GOT IT.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

WHOA, CITIZEN. HALT!

YOU'RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF A KUZCO ACADEMY RULE.

AHEM.

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO STAND, WALK, RUN,

SKIP, SHUFFLE, OR TAP DANCE

ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO MOSAIC TILE FLOOR.

SORRY, PAL. GONNA HAVE TO TICKET YOU.

THAT'S ONE.

NICE HAT.

THANKS. PRINCIPAL AMZY MADE ME OFFICIAL HALL MONITOR.

NOT BAD, HUH?

THE PONCHO'S A LITTLE LAST YEAR,

BUT I'M THINKING MAYBE WEAR IT BELTED,

LITTLE SLIMMER IN THE HIP AREA.

I WANT A HAT.

NO CAN DO, BUDDY.

IT COMES WITH THE JOB.

ANYBODY BREAKS AN ACADEMY RULE,

I GOT TO TICKET THEM.

OH, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS.

EXACTLY.

THEN YOU SHOULD GET TICKETED, TOO,

FOR STANDING ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO MOSAIC TILE FLOOR.

RULES ARE RULES.

WELL, THAT'S ONE FOR ME.

UH, KRONK, YOU'RE STILL STANDING ON IT.

UGH...

THAT'S TWO.

UGH! I'M STILL STANDING ON IT!

THAT'S THREE.

UH-OH...

THREE TICKETS.

AUTOMATIC EXPULSION.

SIMMER DOWN, BIG GUY.

NO ONE SAW YOU BREAK THE RULES...

EXCEPT FOR ME,

AND I'M NOT A HALL MONITOR.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,

BLACKMAIL ME?

MAKE ME YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE POLICE PUPPET?

ONLY ENFORCE THE RULES YOU LIKE?

OR WORSE, I GOT TO RUN AROUND,

ENFORCING A WHOLE BUNCH OF WACKY NEW RULES

YOU JUST MAKE UP OUT OF THIN AIR.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

I'M HALL MONITOR KRONK,

AMD I'VE GOT SOME NEW RULES.

EATING IN CLASS IS NO LONGER A NO-NO.

MUSIC ALL DAY LONG IS NOW A GO-GO.

RULES AGAINST HOT TUBS, NO MO'.

THESE RULES ARE LOCO.

KRONK, BESIDES THE LITTLE RHYMING THING,

THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE RULES.

NAW, I'M SURE THERE'S FUNNIER ONES.

GO AHEAD, READ THEM, KRONK.

[STUDENTS GROAN]

FIRST, NO GROANING.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NO BADMOUTHING THE NEW RULES.

BUT--

NO BUTS.

ALSO, NO ITCHING OR SCRATCHING.

NO SNICKERING, GIGGLING, LAUGHING, CHUCKLING,

CHORTLING, AND/OR TITTERING.

NO MORE HA HAs, HEY HEYs, HO HOs,

TEE-HEEs, OR YUCK-YUCKs.

UNLESS KUZCO MAKES A JOKE.

AND FINALLY, THERE'S THE NEW NO-TOUCHY RULE

WITH ONE EXCEPTION--

MALINA CAN TOUCH KUZCO AT ANY TIME.

KRONK, THESE RULES DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU AT ALL.

IT'S LIKE THEY WERE MADE UP OUT OF THIN AIR

BY SOMEONE WHO'S POMPOUS, FULL OF THEMSELF,

AND ENLISTING HIS EMPEROR POWERS.

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

YEAH, STARTS WITH K AND ENDS WITH AN UZCO.

UH-OH...I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS,

WHEN I WAS FULL-ON EMPEROR,

ONLY BETTER,

BECAUSE NOW, NO ONE KNOWS IT'S ME

MAKING ALL THE RULES.

AND THAT'S BETTER...HOW?

I GET TO BE A CONTROL FREAK.

BUT EVERYONE STILL LOVES ME.

BUT NOBODY LOVES ME.

THEY THINK I'M THE FREAKY CONTROLLER FREAK THING YOU SAID.

I KNOW. AREN'T PEOPLE FUNNY?

I GUESS, BUT NO ONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR NEW RULES ANYWAY.

WHAT?

I CAUGHT KUKA, KUKZY, AND KURY SNICKERING,

SO I GAVE THEM A TICKET,

BUT THEY KEPT ON SNICKERING...

AT ME!

WHEN I TOLD MR. MOLEGUACO NO BEING SHORT,

HE THREATENED ME WITH DETENTION.

WELL, IF YOU CAN'T ENFORCE MY RULES,

I GUESS OUR DEAL'S OFF.

I'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR THREE TICKETS.

OH, COME ON. WHAT MORE CAN I DO?

DUMP THEM ALL IN THE DUNGEON?

FRANKLY, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.

AH, MY OLD FRIENDS, SOON WE'LL BE TOGETHER.

IN PERSON INPERSAFIGALIA.

KRONK, TELL ME KUZCO HAS BEEN EXPELLED.

WHAT IS THIS?

YOU GOT A TICKET.

IT'S NOW ILLEGAL TO BE UGLY BEYOND ALL BELIEF.

ALSO, DINOSAURS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO ROAM THE EARTH.

I'M NO DINOSAUR.

THAT'S ONE OPINION.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.

BLAME PRINCIPAL AMZY. SHE MADE ME HALL MONITOR.

BUT, KRONK, I'M--

I KNOW, YOU'RE INNOCENT. YOU WERE FRAMED.

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, LADY. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.

MY JOB...

OF CONTROL-FREAK, RULE-OBSESSED MONSTER.

HEY, KRONETY-KRONK-KRONK.

DID YOU ARREST YZMA?

WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

SHE ONLY DID TWO THINGS

THAT WERE AGAINST THE RULES.

KRONK, WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THIS.

THREE IS THE MAGIC NUMBER.

I KNOW.

BUT IF YOU KEEP HAVING ME DUNGEON PEOPLE,

YOU'LL END UP EMPEROR OF NOTHING!

JUST LIKE THAT GUY... IN THAT STORY...

WHO ENDED UP EMPEROR OF NOTHING.

THANKS FOR THAT. I'LL LOG THAT ONE AWAY.

NOW GO BACK TO YZMA AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE SHE DID WRONG.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL?

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SAY WELL.

BUT...KRONK!

EXCELLENT WORK, KRONK.

AIN'T RULING A BLAST?

YEAH, A BLAST.

NO BEING A KINDLY FATHER FIGURE.

NO LLAMA-HERDING.

NO BEING A PEASANT.

NO BEING A KINDLY MOTHER FIGURE.

NO HOUSEKEEPING.

NO BEING THE WIFE OF A PEASANT.

NO BEING SMALL, BEING ENERGETIC,

OR BEING THE KIDS OF A PEASANT.

NO CHECKER-PLAYING.

NO BAD JOKES.

NO LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN BAD JOKES.

NO LOOKING LIKE EACH OTHER.

NO EATING HAY.

NO RECORD-KEEPING.

NO EXERCISE.

NO WIND CHIMES.

NO BEING HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE.

BOOM BAM, BABY.

WAIT, AM I SEEING RIGHT?

DIDN'T THIS PLACE USED TO BE MORE...

COLORFUL?

YEAH, BUT YOU MADE ME DUNGEON

THE BACKGROUND PAINTERS, TOO.

OH, YEAH. BEING A BEHIND-THE-SCENES MASTERMIND

IS A LOT OF WORK.

AND THAT MAKES ME

ONE HUNGRY KING OF THE WORLD.

SO, BE A GOOD KRONK

AND FETCH ME SOMETHING TO EAT.

CAFETERIA'S CLOSED.

MATA'S IN THE DUNGEON, REMEMBER?

RIGHT. FOR MAKING SQUID GOULASH,

FOR TALKING TOO SLOW,

AND FOR USING DINER SLANG

THAT EVEN SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

GO BOAT TWEENY UP AND OVER

WITH A SPINNER FOR THE BEST BOY.

STAT.

TECHNICALLY, I COULD WHIP SOMETHING UP,

BUT I HAVE NO APPETITE.

EVERYONE THINKS I'M A MONSTER.

MALINA THINKS I'M A MONSTER.

BUT IT'S REALLY YOU.

YOU'RE THE MONSTER.

HMM... PIZZA OR BURGER, BURGER OR PIZZA?

THAT'S IT! I'M THROUGH!

OOH, I KNOW-- ICE CREAM.

WAIT, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

YEAH. I QUIT!

HMM...WHO NEEDS HIM?

♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪

♪ I'VE GOT THE PLACE ALL TO ME ♪

♪ ME ME ME ME ME ♪

♪ YES, I DULY RULE ♪

♪ AND I RUN THE SCHOOL ♪

♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪

♪ I'VE GOT MORE ROOM FOR... ♪

♪ ME ♪

HEY, WHERE'S THE BUG AND MONKEY?

OH, RIGHT...DUNGEON.

SEE, JUST LIKE KRONK SAID WOULD HAPPEN--

YOU'RE THE EMPEROR OF NOTHING.

WAY TO GO.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, BOY. YOU GOT POWER.

THAT'S NOT NOTHING.

POWER OVER WHAT?

HA! AN EMPTY SCHOOL, AN EMPTY LIFE.

BIG WHOOPITY, SO WHAT?

YOUR BACKGROUNDS AREN'T EVEN PAINTED.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE A STUPID FLOATING DOUGHNUT HEAD.

THAT'S A HALO!

HMM...

MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE.

MAKING UP KOO-KOO KUZCO RULES--

THAT'S ONE.

BLACKMAILING THE KRONKMEISTER-- THAT'S TWO.

AND NOT BEING ABLE TO THINK OF A THIRD ONE--

THAT'S THREE.

BYE-BYE.

KUZCO?

HEY, EVERYBODY.

WOW, THE RULES UP THERE ARE A LITTLE WEIRD, HUH?

YEAH, BUT YOU MADE THEM.

LET HIM FINISH.

WELL, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THEM

NEEDS TO DO SOME HARD THINKING

ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN EMPEROR.

YOU MEAN, YOU.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT ME.

I DON'T WANT TO SOUND ALL MOLEGUACO ABOUT IT,

BUT I AM GOING TO BE EMPEROR

AGAIN, EVENTUALLY, SO...

I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT TO PUT A LITTLE THOUGHT IN THAT AREA.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THOSE NEW RULES DID SOME GOOD AFTER ALL.

EXCUSE ME, BOYS,

IF YOU'RE DONE WITH THE HEART-TO-HEART,

WHERE'S THE KEY?

PONCHO POCKET, LEFT-HAND SIDE.

NO PROBLEMO. I'LL GET IT.

[STRAINING]

OK, LISTEN UP TO OLD KRONK HERE.

I'VE GOT ONE LAST NEW RULE TO ANNOUNCE.

IT'S THE NO MORE MAKING NEW RULES RULE.

IT'S NAME IS PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY.

NO NEW RULES.

THERE, THAT OUGHT TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

WAIT A MINUTE. NO NEW RULES,

BUT THAT'S A NEW RULE.

IT CANCELS ITSELF OUT.

OR DOES IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

MY HEAD HURTS. I NEED A NAP.

KRONK OUT.