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TODAY'S SHOW
IS ALL ABOUT FAMILY.
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SO GO GET YOUR FAMILY
AND WATCH IT TOGETHER.
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I'LL WAIT.
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OK, I CAN'T WAIT. JUST
TELL THEM ABOUT IT LATER.
THEME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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[SQUEAKING]
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CAN ANYONE TELL ME
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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YOU'RE TRYING
TO CHALK US TO DEATH?
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BE AWARE OF THE GIANT
TROPHY FAMILY?
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THE ANNUAL CLASH
OF THE FAMILIES
FESTIVAL IS COMING UP.
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ALL FINE GUESSES.
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BUT AS USUAL,
ONLY MALINA IS RIGHT.
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SO PLEASE WELCOME URKON,
THE VILLAGE LEADER.
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CLASH OF THE FAMILIES--
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A FESTIVAL OF GAMES
PITTING VILLAGE FAMILY
AGAINST VILLAGE FAMILY,
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FATHER AGAINST FATHER,
MOTHER AGAINST MOTHER.
COUSINS AGAINST COUSINS.
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[THINKING] MAN, THIS GUY'S
LIKE A TALK-ATRON 2000.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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I CAN SUM THIS UP
NICE AND QUICK.
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EVERY YEAR
THE VILLAGE FAMILIES
PLAY A BUNCH OF DUMB GAMES--
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SEE, DUMB GAME--
TO WIN SOME DUMB PRIZES.
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YEP. DUMB PRIZE.
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AND AT THE END,
THERE'S A BIG MYSTERY EVENT.
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WHAT IS IT?
WE DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
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AND AS EMPEROR, I ALWAYS
HAD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
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PART OF THE JOB.
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JUST SAY I WENT
FOR THE POTATO SALAD
AND STAYED FOR THE--
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OK, ACTUALLY,
I DIDN'T STAY.
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THAT POTATO SALAD
WAS DIS-GUSTING. UGH!
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SO THIS YEAR
I'M NOT GOING AT ALL.
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OK, HE'S GOT TO BE
DONE YAPPING BY NOW.
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UNCLE AGAINST THIRD
COUSIN TWICE REMOVED.
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NIECE-IN-LAW
AGAINST GRAND NEPHEW.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS YEAR'S MYSTERY
EVENT'S GONNA BE?
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EASY. DOWNHILL SLED RACE.
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BUT THAT WAS LAST YEAR.
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THAT'S WHY NO ONE
EXPECTS IT BUT ME.
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HMM. HOW ABOUT YOU,
KUZCO?
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UM, THE WHO-CARES-ATHON?
HA-HA-HA-HA!
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COME ON, THIS WHOLE
THING SHOULD BE CALLED
"CLASH OF THE LOSERS."
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THAT'S TRUE.
LOSERS WILL BE THERE,
BUT THEY HAVE WINNERS, TOO.
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LIKE MY FAMILY.
THEY WIN EVERY YEAR.
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KUZCO, LIVING
WITH PACHA'S FAMILY
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MEANS YOU GET TO COMPETE
IN CLASH OF THE FAMILIES
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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YEAH, THINK OF THE GOOD
TIME YOU'LL HAVE. HUH?
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GOOD TIME.
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WE DID IT!
WE WON AGAIN!
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[GRUNTS] NO TOUCHY.
ALSO CAN'T BREATHY.
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AH, SORRY.
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LOOK, THOSE ARE
YOUR GOOD TIMES.
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I WASN'T EVEN IN YOUR
LITTLE DREAMY MONTAGE THINGY.
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YEAH, BUT YOU
AND PACHA'S FAMILY
CAN GET YOUR OWN GOOD TIMES
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IF YOU TRAIN 31 HOURS
A DAY, 8 DAYS A WEEK,
LIKE MY FAMILY DOES.
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[BEEPING]
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WHOA. I'M LATE
FOR FAMILY PRACTICE.
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GOT TO GO.
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I CAN DO THAT.
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SURE.
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I'LL, UH, SEE YOU LATER.
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KUZCO, WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
THE WHOLE WALK HOME.
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YOU USUALLY WON'T SHUT UP.
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YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
OF LOSING, ARE YOU?
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FIRST, I'M NOT AFRAID
OF ANYTHING,
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EXCEPT TREE FROGS
AND SCORPIONS
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AND GHOSTS AND THE DARK,
OOH, AND LIMA BEANS AND--
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KUZCO.
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SECONDLY,
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WHY WOULD I BE AFRAID
IF I'M NOT GOING?
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WHY AREN'T YOU GOING?
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THE WHOLE CLASH
OF THE WHATEVERS--
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THAT'S DUMB.
NOT INTERESTED.
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OH-OH-OH. I GET IT.
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YOU'RE AFRAID PACHA'S FAMILY
WON'T WANT YOU ON THEIR TEAM.
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I TOLD YOU
I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING,
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EXCEPT TREE FROGS
AND SCORPIONS--
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KUZCO, PACHA AND HIS FAMILY
CARE ABOUT YOU.
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AND YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR
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MY FAMILY WAS PLANNING
ON GOING TO THE CLASH DANCE
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WITH THE WINNING FAMILY.
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WHOA. BACKITY UP-UP.
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IF ME AND PACHA'S
FAMILY WIN, YOU AND I...
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BOOGEY-WOOGEY-BOOGEY?
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YEAH, BUT SINCE YOU'RE
NOT INTERESTED...OH, WELL.
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WE'D LOVE
TO HAVE YOU ON OUR TEAM.
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WE WOULD? OW! OOH!
I MEAN, UH, RIGHT. WE WOULD.
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REALLY? THIS IS GREAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA MAKE THIS YOUR BEST
CLASH OF THE FAMILIES EVER,
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'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BEAT
KRONK'S FAMILY AND WIN.
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AH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
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OOH, YES, I DO.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
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FIRST THING WE NEED
IS A WINNING MOTTO. HMM.
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HOW ABOUT
"WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING.
IT'S EVERYTHING"?
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PRETTY CATCHY, HUH?
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YEAH, EXCEPT WE DON'T
CARE ABOUT WINNING.
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WE GO FOR THE FUN
AND FOR THE POTATO SALAD.
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REALLY?
YOU LIKE THAT STUFF?
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IT'S GOOD. THEY PUT
CAULIFLOWER IN IT.
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THEY DO?
YEAH.
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NO WONDER I DON'T LIKE IT.
I HATE CAULIFLOWER.
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WHO PUTS CAULIFLOWER
IN POTATO SALAD?
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ANYWAY, THIS YEAR'S
GONNA BE EXTRA FUN
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BECAUSE AS TEAM CAPTAIN,
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE WE WIN.
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UH, ACTUALLY,
I'M TEAM CAPTAIN.
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YEAH. DAD'S TEAM CAPTAIN
UNTIL SOMETHING GOES WRONG,
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THEN MOM'S TEAM CAPTAIN.
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LOOK, IF WE WANNA WIN,
YOU GOTTA MAKE CHANGES.
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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF ME
BEING CAPTAIN, SAY "KUZCO."
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All: PACHA!
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HUH.
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WELL, GOOD THING
MY VOTE COUNTS FOR MORE
SINCE I'M TEAM CAPTAIN.
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NOW, GET TO BED.
TRAINING STARTS EARLY.
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IT'S TIME TO SWEAT ALONG
WITH KUZCO'S DOODLES.
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THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW
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WHERE I TURN PACHA'S FAMILY
INTO TEAM KUZCO.
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THIS IS THE SUN.
HAPPY SUN.
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BUT WE HAD TO GET
AN EARLY START.
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SO WE GOT UP WHEN THE MOON
WAS STILL OUT. NEAT, HUH?
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FIRST I HAD EVERYBODY
CARRY ME UP, UP, UP
THE STEEPEST MOUNTAIN.
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THEN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
THEN UP, UP, UP,
THEN DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
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UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN.
UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.
UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.
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HA-HA! AH.
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NEXT WE DID LLAMA LIFTS.
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AND 1 AND 2 AND 1 AND 2,
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AND LOOK HOW STRONG
I'M MAKING YOU.
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FINALLY, WE JUMPED ROPE.
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THAT WENT REALLY WELL,
SO I HAD 'EM JUMP 2 ROPES,
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THEN 3 ROPES.
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NOTE TO KUZCO:
NO JUMPY 3 ROPES.
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GOOD BURN, TEAM KUZCO.
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YOU GUYS WORK
SO WELL TOGETHER,
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YOU'RE NOT JUST A TEAM.
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A FAMILY.
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WEARE A FAMILY.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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OK, I'LL SEE YOU
BRIGHT AND EARLYMAÑANA.
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WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?
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HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY.
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[ROOSTER CROWING]
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[BUGLE PLAYING]
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OK, OK, ENOUGH
OF THE WAKE-UP SONG
AND HORN MUSIC. THANKS.
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I PULLED A FAVOR.
DID YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S REALLY HARD
TO PLAY THAT THING.
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OK, WE GOT A REAL
TRAIN-ATHON AHEAD
OF US TODAY, SO...
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I WHIPPED UP SOME
KUZCO SUPER SMOOTHIES.
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DOZEN EGGS,
FRESH HUNK OF RAW MEAT.
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MMM. IT'S LIKE
DRINKING A GOLD MEADOW.
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[COUGHING]
IT'S A LITTLE MEATY.
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YEAH, WELL, I THINK WE CAN
SKIP THE MEAT SHAKES TODAY.
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AND THE TRAINING.
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CAN WE GO
CANOEING INSTEAD?
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I GET FRONT.
NO, I DO.
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NO, I DO.
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CANOEING.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL
DRINK OUR MEAT AND EGGS.
THEN WE'LL HEAD OUT.
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THOSE ALLIGATORS AREN'T
GONNA WRESTLE THEMSELVES.
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ALLIGATORS? NO.
THAT'S IT, KUZCO.
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WE'RE GOING CANOEING.
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LOOK, PEOPLE,
AS TEAM CAPTAIN,
I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.
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IF YOU WANNA WIN,
YOU GOT TO TRAIN.
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OUR LITTLE SECRET
WEAPON THERE
CAN'T DO IT ALL.
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NO, NO, EUBIE.
PUT MOMMY DOWN.
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KUZCO, WE DON'T HAVE TO WIN.
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WE GO TO CLASH OF THE FAMILIES
TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER,
AS A FAMILY.
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OK, FINE.
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I GUESS CANOEING
IS EXERCISE IN SOME CIRCLES.
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AND THERE'S A CHANCE
THERE COULD BE ALLIGATORS.
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AH, SCOOCH OVER.
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YEAH, UH, KUZCO,
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I THINK THE FAMILY CANOE'S
TOO SMALL TO FIT EVERYBODY.
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AND BY THAT,
YOU MEAN ME.
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WHAT?
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NO. I GET IT.
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YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE
A PART OF YOUR FAMILY,
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AND THIS IS YOUR
SNEAKY WAY OF SHOWING ME.
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KUZCO, NO. IT'S
JUST A SMALL CANOE--
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
YOUR CANOE IS TOO SMALL
TO GET RID OF ME.
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I CAN TAKE A HINT.
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IF YOU WANT ME
OUT OF THE FAMILY,
THEN YOU GOT IT. BYE-BYE.
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[THINKING] HUMPH.
THEY DON'T THINK
I BELONG IN THEIR FAMILY,
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THEN IT'S THEIR LOSS.
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GLAD I GOT RID OF THEM.
WHO NEEDS A LOSER FAMILY?
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I NEED A WINNER FAMILY
SO I CAN BOOGEY-WOOGEY-BOOGEY
WITH MALINA. UH-OH.
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AND...7,000. WHEW!
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HEY, KUZCO.
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MALINA. WHAT A SURPRISE.
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00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,883
CAUGHT ME DOING
MY WARM-UP THERE.
219
00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,575
7,000 PUSH-UPS. WHEW!
220
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,883
YOU SURE YOU
DIDN'T JUST DO ONE
221
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,455
AND SAY "AND...7000"?
222
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,580
ANYWAY, I HEARD
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.
223
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,293
I TOLD YOU PACHA'S FAMILY
WANTED YOU ON THEIR TEAM.
224
00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,581
GOOD TOUCHY. GOOD TOUCHY.
225
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:16,963
SO MAYBE I'LL
SEE YOU AT THE DANCE...
226
00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,288
IF YOU WIN.
227
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,421
[THINKING] MALINA, ALSO
KNOWN AS HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE,
228
00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,746
IS GONNA DANCE
WITH THE KUZ-MASTER.
229
00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:27,000
ALL I NEED IS 1, A FAMILY,
AND 2, TO WIN.
230
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:37,495
SMILE, KRANK. THE JUDGES
WANT PERSONALITY, TOO.
231
00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,710
WOW. LOOK AT KRONK'S FAMILY.
232
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,828
IF I HAD BEEN BORN BIGGER,
STRONGER, AND NOT SO BRIGHTER,
233
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,583
I COULD BE ONE OF THEM.
234
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,293
WHOO-HOO-HOO-WHOO-HOO!
235
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,421
[CRASHING]
236
00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:54,826
OH! TOO MUCH PERSONALITY.
237
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,503
I WASN'T SPYING.
238
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,500
I WAS JUST WATCHING
YOUR EVERY MOVE AND MAKING
DETAILED MENTAL NOTES.
239
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,830
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
240
00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,713
AAH!
241
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,583
AH! KRANK CAN'T COMPETE
ON THIS ANKLE.
242
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:11,213
THERE'S A FAMILY TRADITION
AT STAKE HERE, PEOPLE--
WINNING.
243
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:15,748
AND WE CAN'T WIN
WITH ONLY 3 PEOPLE.
WE NEED ONE MORE.
244
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,630
HOW ABOUT MR. SNAKES?
245
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:18,575
[GROWLING]
246
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,463
NO, NO. THAT CAT'S
ALL ATTITUDE.
247
00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,708
HOW ABOUT KUZCO?
248
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,958
YOU'RE, UH, NOT AS SCRAWNY
AS YOU LOOK, ARE YOU?
249
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,748
YES. I MEAN NO.
I MEAN--ME?
250
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:30,880
YEAH. WE COULD USE A SCRAPPY
LITTLE FELLOW LIKE YOU.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
251
00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:34,205
[THINKING] THEY WANT ME
TO JOIN THEIR FAMILY,
252
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,458
THEIR WINNING FAMILY.
253
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:38,288
THIS IS PERFECT.
I GET A FAMILY.
I GET TO WIN.
254
00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,421
AND I GET TO DANCE
WITH MALINA.
255
00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:41,496
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
256
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,830
HE'S JUST TALKING
TO HIMSELF IN HIS HEAD.
257
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,883
HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.
258
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,375
OH, NO. THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT ME.
259
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,875
BETTER SAY SOMETHING
BEFORE I BLOW IT.
TALK TO ME LATER.
260
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,075
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A FAMILY MEMBER.
261
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:56,463
GREAT! NOW LET'S PUT
SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES.
262
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,580
WELCOME ABOARD, FAKE BRO.
263
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,463
[DOOR OPENS]
264
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,748
GREAT NEWS,
FOR ME AT LEAST.
265
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,500
KRONK'S FAMILY ASKED ME
TO JOIN THEIR WINNING TEAM.
266
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:07,170
I'M BUNKING WITH THEM TONIGHT.
DINNER NUMBER 2'S
ABOUT TO BE SERVED.
267
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,246
THEY EAT A LOT
OF MEAT OVER THERE.
268
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,710
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
TEAM KUZCO?
269
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,578
YOU GUYS ARE
BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.
270
00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:16,173
BESIDES, YOU'LL HAVE
WAY MORE FUN AND MORE
POTATO SALAD THIS WAY.HASTA.
271
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:20,416
OH, BUT I MADE UNIFORMS FOR
EVERYBODY, INCLUDING YOU.
272
00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:21,286
YOU DID?
273
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,461
AND WE TRAINS MORE.
274
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,128
I DID A GAZILLION
JUMPING JACKS.
275
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,875
YOU DID A HUNDRED.
GAZILLION.
276
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:26,745
HUNDRED.
GAZILLION.
277
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,210
HUNDRED.
GAZILLION.
278
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:31,168
UH, EVEN I GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
279
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:34,456
YEAH, I FELT BAD
THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOU,
280
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:35,708
SO I MADE IT BIGGER.
281
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:39,578
ANYWAY, SORRY IF I HURT
YOUR FEELINGS EARLIER.
282
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:43,003
UH, ME? FEELINGS? HURT?
283
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,710
[CHUCKLES] NO WAY.
284
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,578
SO GOOD LUCK TOMORROW.
285
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,583
KRONK'S FAMILY'S
LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
286
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,423
UM, YEAH. YOU, TOO.
287
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:56,206
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
288
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,878
OK, I GOT TO GO.
289
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,710
[SNORING]
290
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:15,583
[RUMBLING]
291
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:31,583
Urkon: WELCOME, MY FRIENDS,
TO CLASH OF THE FAMILIES,
292
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,463
A GLORIOUS
CELEBRATION OF--
293
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,708
[TRUMPET BLARING]
294
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,328
[TRUMPET STOPS]
AS I WAS SAYING,
295
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,503
A GLORIOUS--
296
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,460
[TRUMPET BLARES]
NOT YET.
297
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,578
[TRUMPET STOPS]
298
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,713
REMEMBER WHAT
WE PRACTICED?
299
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,418
[TRUMPET BLARES]
300
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,626
FORGET IT.
301
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,245
All: 1, 2, 3, WIN!
302
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,460
1, 2, 3, WIN!
303
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,708
1, 2, 3, WIN!
304
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,708
1, 2, 3, WIN!
1, 2, 3, WIN!
305
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,578
Chicha: IS THIS GREAT
OR WHAT? HUH?
306
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,213
THIS IS WHAT
I CALL A FAMILY.
307
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,748
HEY, IS THAT
POTATO SALAD?
308
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,000
KUZCO,
WHERE'S YOUR FOCUS?
309
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,420
YOUR FOCUS FOR WINNING.
THE WINNING FOCUS.
310
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,456
YEAH. WINNING FOCUS.
311
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,078
Malina:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
312
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,253
OH, HEY, MALINA.
313
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,380
LOOK. I SWITCHED FAMILIES.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
314
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,625
HUH. GREAT?
315
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,995
ISN'T IT GREAT THAT YOU
ABANDONED PACHA'S FAMILY?
316
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,330
A FAMILY THAT CARES ABOUT YOU
AND TOOK YOU IN WHEN YOU HAD
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.
317
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,003
UH, HOW COME YOU ALWAYS TURN
THINGS AROUND LIKE THAT?
318
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,500
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
DO THIS JUST TO WIN.
319
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,460
HA-HA!
320
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,458
OH! MM. NO, NO, NO.
OF COURSE NOT.
321
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,288
NOT AT ALL.
JUST TO WIN? COME ON.
322
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:35,501
BUT THE "I WIN,
YOU DANCE WITH ME" DEAL
IS STILL A GO, RIGHT?
323
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,460
MOVE IT ALONG,
LITTLE LADY.
324
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:40,878
YOU'RE TAKING MY BOYS
OUT OF A ZONE.
325
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,325
I GOT TO SAY, KUZCO,
THIS IS A NEW LOW FOR YOU.
326
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,003
OH, YEAH? WELL, IS IT
LOWER THAN THE TIME
327
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,170
I MADE EVERYBODY KNEEL
SO I CAN BE THE KINGDOM'S
TALLEST MAN?
328
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,075
LOWER.
329
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,713
WHAT ABOUT WHEN I PASSED
330
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,958
THE "EVERYBODY WEAR
FUNNY HATS FOR MY OWN
PERSONAL AMUSEMENT" LAW?
331
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:57,998
KEEP DIGGING.
332
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
HOW ABOUT THE TIME
333
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,420
I DRESSED MONKEYS
IN TUXEDOS?
334
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,416
TRUST ME. THIS IS LOW.
335
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:05,456
YEAH, BUT PACHA'S
FAMILY DIDN'T WANT ME.
336
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,378
PLUS, THEY'RE NOT
MY REAL FAMILY.
337
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:10,495
SO? THEY TREAT YOU
LIKE FAMILY, DON'T THEY?
338
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,580
THAT'S REAL.
339
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,003
THE POINT IS,
FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER.
340
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,380
NOTHING COMES BEFORE THAT,
ESPECIALLY NOT WINNING.
341
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:21,165
BUT IF I WIN,
WE DANCE, RIGHT?
342
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,456
EH. SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
343
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:27,168
[BLARING]
344
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:34,248
LET THE CLASH
OF THE FAMILIES BEGIN!
345
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,830
OUR FIRST EVENT,
THE STILT SPRINT.
346
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:40,713
THE FIRST FAMILY MEMBER
TO THE FINISH LINE WINS.
347
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,418
ON YOUR MARKS,
GET SET...
348
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,416
STILT!
349
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,165
YOU KNOW, WIPPY,
350
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,626
THIS EVENT IS
A REAL STICK-IN-THE-MUD.
351
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,705
GET IT?
352
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,328
[CHEERING]
353
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,713
HA-HA-HA-HA!
OOH! THAT HURT.
354
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,748
WE'RE NOT SO GOOD
AT THAT, ARE WE?
355
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,170
NAH, BUT WE LOVE YOU
ANYWAY, HONEY.
356
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,286
OH, WHO CARES?
WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.
357
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:09,711
PEPIKRANKICKENITZ FAMILY
WINS THE FIRST EVENT
358
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:14,458
AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF SWEET POTATOES.
359
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,578
YAY.
360
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,883
NEXT UP...OH, YEAH.
THE CHINCHILLA CHASE.
361
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:25,245
THE FIRST FAMILY TO CATCH
THEIR CHINCHILLA WINS.
362
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:29,130
ON YOUR MARKS,
GET SET, CHASE.
363
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,326
CHINCHILLA!
364
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,883
GO! GO!
CATCH HIM!
365
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,875
I GOT IT. OOH! I'VE GOT IT.
366
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:43,955
OOH! LOOKS LIKE
PACHA REALLY TOOK IT
ON THE CHINCHILLA.
367
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,078
I MADE THAT UP.
368
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,253
UH-OH.
369
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,213
I NABBED HIM!
I NABBED HIM!
370
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,248
[MUMBLING]
371
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,460
WHERE IS HE?
HEY, YOU GUYS, WHERE IS HE?
372
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:03,748
ON YOUR HEAD, DAD.
YOU KNOW THAT.
373
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:08,003
AGAIN, PEPIKRANKICKENITZ
FAMILY IS THE WINNER
374
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,460
AND WILL RECEIVE
A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF ROPE.
375
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,711
WHAT'S WRONG, KUZCO?
YOU'RE NOT IN A ZONE.
376
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,128
IS IT THE ROPE?
377
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,575
'CAUSE DON'T WORRY.
378
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,213
THERE'S PLENTY
TO GO AROUND.
379
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,458
GREAT.
380
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,168
THE NEXT EVENT, THE CHILI
PEPPER EATING CONTEST.
381
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,876
THE FAMILY THAT EATS
THE MOST CHILI PEPPERS WINS.
382
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,875
ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...
383
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,495
BURN!
384
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:40,710
THE COMPETITION IS REALLY
STARTING TO HEAT UP, FOLKS.
385
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,328
OK. THAT'S IT.
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS.
386
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,710
[BOTH GASP]
387
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:58,498
AGAIN, PEPIKRANKICKENITZ
FAMILY IS THE WINNER
388
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,460
AND WILL RECEIVE
389
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:04,168
A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF FERTILIZER.
390
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,580
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
YOUR TEAM'S WINNING, HUH?
391
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,083
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
392
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,463
OH, YEAH. FUN.
393
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,458
YOU?
394
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,578
OH, SURE. LOTS...
395
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,083
OF FUN.
396
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,503
[SOBBING]
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING.
397
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,710
I WANNA BE A LOSER LIKE YOU.
OH, LOSER FACE.
398
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,078
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK.
I'LL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE.
399
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,173
OF COURSE
WE'LL TAKE YOU BACK.
400
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,456
TO BE HONEST,
WE REALLY MISSED YOU.
401
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,998
I MEAN, CHICHA
AND THE KIDS MISSED YOU.
402
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,380
I ONLY DID A LITTLE.
403
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,875
BUT WHAT ABOUT
KRONK'S FAMILY?
DON'T THEY NEED YOU?
404
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,995
NOT IF I FIND THEM
A SUBSTITUTE.
405
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,710
IF YOU ASK ME,
IT'S AN UPGRADE.
406
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:46,998
THIS YEAR'S GRAND PRIZE
MYSTERY EVENT IS...
407
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,500
THE CANOE GRAND PRIX.
408
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,750
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
409
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,210
THE GRAND PRIZE EVENT
IS CANOEING.
410
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,578
HOW LUCKY IS THAT?
411
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,253
YOU GUYS CANOE ALL THE TIME.
YOU'RE LIKE CANOE WARRIORS.
412
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,880
I THINK WE ACTUALLY HAVE
A CHANCE TO WIN.
413
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,495
IT'S A CANOE RACE.
414
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,080
ALL RIGHT. WE GET IT.
415
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,833
GO TEAM KUZCO.
416
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,583
NO. GO TEAM PACHA.
417
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:14,173
HEY, MALINA, LOOK.
I SWITCHED BACK.
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
418
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,706
YEAH, BUT WE'RE STILL
GONNA PADDLE CIRCLES
AROUND YOU.
419
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,748
BRING IT ON. THESE GUYS'
LAST NAME IS "CANOE."
420
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,170
SAY, IS "CANOE"
YOUR LAST NAME?
421
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,456
GOOD LUCK, FORMER BRO.
422
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,328
CAN'T TALK NOW.
IN A ZONE.
423
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:30,583
THE FIR--THE FIRST CANOE
ACROSS THE LAKE WINS.
424
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,753
READY, SET...CANOE!
425
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,748
TOLD YA WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU.
426
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,290
IS THAT ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT? WINNING?
427
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,211
AND ACTUALLY, WINNING
MIGHT BE FUN FOR A CHANGE.
428
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,708
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY
OUR SECRET WEAPON?
429
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,998
EUBIE, MAKE MOMMY PROUD.
430
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,575
WHOO-HOO! THIS IS FUN!
HA-HA-HA-HA!
431
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,003
OH, WELL. GO TEAM PACHA.
432
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,170
WE'RE GONNA WIN.
WE'RE GONNA WIN.
433
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,576
WE'RE THE KING
OF THE--WHOA!
434
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,383
KUZCO.
435
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,705
WHOA!
436
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,708
THANKS, PACHA.
437
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,458
PACHA?
438
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,958
EUBIE, STOP! MAN OVERBOARD!
439
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,748
[SCREECHING]
440
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,170
HA-HA-HA!
441
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,496
[GROANS]
442
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,170
NO STANDING IN THE CANOE.
443
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,706
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THEY WERE SO TIPPY?
444
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,168
I'M SORRY, KUZCO.
445
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,706
I GUESS I MADE US LOSE THE RACE.
HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO UPSET.
446
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,628
AH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
447
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:47,415
THAT'S PLENTY OF TIME
FOR ME TO WHIP
YOU LOSERS INTO SHAPE.
448
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,876
I'M KIDDING. JOKEY.
449
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,000
YI-YI.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
450
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000
THE MYSTERY
GRAND PRIZE GOES
TO PEPIKRANKICKENITZ FAMILY.
451
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,500
AN AUTOMATIC
LLAMA SHAVER.
452
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,250
OOH!
453
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,750
OH, IT'S NOT BAD.
454
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:11,210
I WONDER IF IT WORKS
ON OTHER ANIMALS OR PEOPLE.
455
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,076
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT LOSING
REALLY WORKED UP
456
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,963
MY POTATO SALAD APPETITE.
457
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,458
CAULIFLOWER
IN POTATO SALAD.
458
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,998
I DON'T GET IT.
459
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,460
HEY, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO STAND IN CANOES, RIGHT?
460
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,328
YEAH. NEXT TIME LET'S DO
THE BOATING SAFETY TIPS
461
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,253
BEFORE I RUIN IT
FOR EVERYBODY, OK?
462
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,500
SORRY. WOULD A DANCE
MAKE UP FOR IT?
463
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,750
BUT I DIDN'T WIN.
464
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,830
IT'S A PITY DANCE.
465
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,883
HEY, I DON'T DO PITY DANCES.
466
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,125
ALL RIGHT. LATER.
467
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,455
I MEAN, I DO
DO PITY DANCES.
468
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:48,328
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
"PRETTY DANCES."
THOSE I DON'T DO.
469
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,583
WHATEVER. COME ON.
470
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:53,253
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
WE HAVE ONE FINAL AWARD.
471
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,130
THE BEST CLASH
OF THE FAMILIES FAMILY
472
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,245
AS VOTED BY
THE OTHER FAMILIES.
473
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:03,080
THIS FAMILY WILL KEEP
THE TROPHY UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
474
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:07,383
AND THE WINNING FAMILY IS...
475
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,416
PACHA'S FAMILY!
476
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,825
KUZCO, GET UP HERE.
477
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,333
GO ON, WINNER.
478
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:39,168
OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THEY'RE LOSERS.
479
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,963
IT, UH, WORKS
BETTER ON LLAMAS.
480
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,498
[MUTTERING]
481
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,210
STILL ANGRY, LITTLE FELLA?
482
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,288
IT'S HEAVIER
THAN IT LOOKS.
483
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:51,881
AH!
484
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,883
NAMELESS GUARD NUMBER 1
IS READY FOR FUN
485
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,825
IN THIS RASCALLY
HARLEQUIN HAT,
486
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:07,293
PERFECTLY SUITED FOR JUGGLING
AND BENDING OVER BACKWARDS
TO AMUSE THE EMPEROR.
487
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,581
NEXT.
AARRGH!
488
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,423
YOU'LL LOOK TIP-TOP
ON THE TOP DECK
489
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,876
JUST LIKE NAMELESS
GUARD NUMBER 2,
490
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,285
SPORTING THIS
NAUTICAL CHAPEAU.
491
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,291
THE EMPEROR LIKES. NEXT.
492
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,001
FROM MONTE CARLO
TO ST. TROPEZ,
493
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,460
NAMELESS GUARD NUMBER 3
IS READY TO BOOGIE TILL DAWN
494
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,628
IN THIS STYLISH--
WAIT A MINUTE.
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