Original subtitles

TODAY'S SHOW IS SCARY.

OOH! SCARY SHOW.

BUT I'M NOT SCARED. NOPE.

SO DON'T THINK I AM, 'CAUSE I'M NOT...

SCARED, THAT IS.

THEME MUSIC.

[INTRO PLAYING]

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Speaker: MICCHU PACHU TODAY,

THE CRUMBLING RUINS OF A FABLED MOUNTAIN CITY.

MICCHU PACHU A THOUSAND YEARS AGO,

BEFORE COLOR,

A THRIVING CITY UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY

EMPEROR MICCHU III CAME TO THE THRONE.

THE EMPEROR LIVED ALONE IN HIS PALACE,

SURROUNDED BY ONLY HIS SERVANTS

AND HIS MUCH-ABUSED ROYAL ADVISOR.

THE ADVISOR WAS DISCONTENTED

AND AFTER THE EMPEROR'S POSITION,

SO ONE HORRIFIC NIGHT--

OH, SORRY! THAT'S FROM MY PERSONAL COLLECTION--

ONE HORRIFIC NIGHT, THE ROYAL ADVISOR

SLIPPED AN ENCHANTED POTION INTO THE EMPEROR'S GOBLET,

TURNING HIM INTO--POOF!

AN ANTEATER!

THUS, THE ROYAL ADVISOR TOOK OVER THE KINGDOM

AND THE CURSED RULER WENT INSANE!

MICCHU PACHU HAS LONG SINCE BEEN ABANDONED,

BUT IT'S SAID THE EMPEROR STILL HAUNTS THE DESERTED HALLS

AS AN ALONE AND FRIENDLESS SKELETON ANTEATER!

Kuzco: AAH! TURN ON THE LIGHTS!

WHAT'S WRONG? SCARED?

NO. IT'S JUST, I'M TAKING NOTES HERE.

I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IN THE DARK, RIGHT?

HOW DO YOU SPELL "SKELETON"?

KUZCO, I KNOW THIS STORY HITS A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME,

SO IT'S OK TO ADMIT YOU WERE SCARED.

SCARED? BY THAT? HA!

I MEAN, I WAS TURNED INTO A LLAMA.

NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.

WHAT KIND OF DORK WOULD LET HIMSELF BE TURNED INTO AN ANTEATER?

[CHUCKLES] KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?

LOSER.

Speaker: IT'S AN HONORED LEGEND.

I MUST WARN YOU TO RESPECT IT,

AND NOT HIDE YOUR TRUE FEARS BEHIND A MASK OF ARROGANCE.

ARROGANCE? HEY,

I MIGHT HAVE A HIGH OPINION OF MYSELF AND A LOW ONE OF OTHERS,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ARROGANT.

OR DOES IT?

WHATEVER. THE POINT IS,

THE ONLY THING I'M AFRAID OF

IS ANOTHER BRAIN-PARALYZING SLIDESHOW.

WHAT'S NEXT?THE LEGEND OF BORING McBORINGTON

AND THE LOST CITY OF SNOREVILLE?

KUZCO, OUR SPEAKER HAS LEFT.

NOW THAT'S SCARY.

HOWEVER, THIS LEADS US TO AN IMPORTANT LESSON--

FACING YOUR FEARS.

IN KUZCO'S CASE,

HE'S AFRAID OF TURNING OUT LIKE THE ANTEATER,

ALONE AND FRIENDLESS. AM NOT!

IN MY CASE, I'M AFRAID I'M SPENDING THE NEXT 24 HOURS

WITH ALL OF YOU,

BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN OVERNIGHT FIELD TRIP

TO MICCHU PACHU!

[THUNDER]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. STOPPITY STOP STOP.

YOU EXPECT US TO CLIMB UP DEATH-DEFYING PEAKS

AND SLEEP IN SOME MUCKY, DAMPY BUILDINGS

WITH A SKELETON ANTEATER?

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO PASS THIS CLASS.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL HOMEWORK.

KAVO AMUSED. KUZCO SCARED.

NOT ME, PAL. UH-UH.

NOTHING SCARES THE KUZSTER.

[KAVO GROWLS]

EXCEPT YOU. HA HA!

KAVO, OK, SIT DOWN-DOWN NOW.

KAVO THINK KUZCO LYING.

KAVO SEE FEAR IN KUZCO EYES.

FOR THOSE WHO CARE, MONSTRO THE MALE HERE IS KAVO THE CLASS BULLY.

[CHUCKLES] WATCH THIS.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] HI, I'M KAVO THE CLOWN.

I LIKE TO HOLD PRETTY FLOWERS

AND WEAR A SWIM FLOATIE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY.

[CHUCKLES] THAT'S GOOD.

OK, SORRY. BACK TO THE SHOW.

FEAR, EYES, YOU.

I'M NOT SCARED, KAVO.

I'M JUST SAYING NOTHING'S GONNA GET ME TO SLEEP OVERNIGHT

IN SOME BUG-INFESTED, MOLDY-OLDIE RUIN.

Malina: I THINK IT SOUNDS COOL.

COME ON. LET'S GO, GO, GO.

MUCHO NACHO AWAITS.

IT'S MICCHU PACHU.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE CAN GO THERE, TOO.

BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY HOLD HANDS THE WHOLE TIME.

YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY?

PRINCIPAL AMZY?

KRONK, COME IN, COME IN.

OK, YOU GOT ME. I STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT,

BUT FRANKLY, THE AMOUNT OF SALT IN THE MASHED POTATOES WAS OFFENSIVE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT SALTY POTATOES.

IT'S ME--YZMA!

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PRINCIPAL AMZY?

KRONK, SHE'S ME.

AMZY IS YZMA AND YZMA IS AMZY.

AMZY'S YZMA, YZMA'S AMZY.

AMZY IS YZMA AND YZMA IS AMZY!

AND SHE SMELLS LIKE A BIG CHIMPANZEE.

WHY'D YOU SAY THAT?

UH... IT SORT OF RHYMES?

LET'S REVIEW TODAY'S CHALLENGE.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SCARE KUZCO.

HE FLEES THE FIELD TRIP,

FAILS THE CLASS,

AND I BECOME EMPRESS.

WHAT WILL I BECOME... IN YOUR PLAN?

I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE THING FOR YOU.

NO PICTURE THING FOR ME?

WELL, THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. I TELL YOU WHAT.

NEXT TIME, I'LL GET A PICTURE THING OF WHAT YOU'LL BECOME,

BUT FOR NOW, YOU'LL BECOME KRONK.

I'LL BECOME ME?

SWEET. OK. LET'S SCARE KUZCO.

TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.

[BELL RINGS]

[STUDENTS CHEERING]

FALSE ALARM! FALSE ALARM!

BACK TO YOUR ROOMS, YOU PIN-BRAINS!

OK, LET'S SEE. "TO THE SECRET LAB,"

"PULL THE LEVER, KRONK,"

SOMETHING GOES WRONG, THEN THE WALL SPINS.

Announcer: WELCOME TO THE RIDE TO THE SECRET LAB RIDE!

PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

WHOO!

HA HA! WHOO-HOO!

[SLAP]

LET'S SEE. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SCARE KUZCO?

OH! HERE'S AN IDEA.

FIRST, I'LL WAIT FOR THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN.

THEN, I'LL BUY ALL THE SCARY MASKS AT 50% OFF.

THEN, I WILL WAIT FOR NEXT HALLOWEEN

AND RE-SELL THE MASKS AT A SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT.

AND THEN, FINALLY, WITH THE MONEY I MADE,

I'LL BUY MYSELF A BRAND NEW PLASMA TV.

AH HA HA!

BR-R-R-RILLIANT!

OK, THE PLAN STARTED OUT WITH THE SCARY MASKS.

I GET THAT.

THEN YOU LOST ME WITH THE TV THING.

OH, WHY WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN

WHEN I CAN SCARE KUZCO WITH THIS?

YOU'RE GONNA SCARE HIM WITH A LITTLE BOTTLE OF PURPLE STUFF?

[LAUGHS]

YOU'LL SEE, KRONK. YOU'LL SEE.

I KNOW YOU'RE AFRAID.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, IT'S OK.

I'M NOT AFRAID.

SURE, YOU ARE. YOUR KNEES, THEY'RE ALL SHAKY SHAKIN'.

NO, THEY'RE NOT. YOURS ARE.

[QUIVERS]

I'M COLD. ARE YOU COLD?

IT'S CHILLY UP HERE.

KUZCO, IT'S OK IF YOU'RE SCARED.

YOU KNOW, THIS MICCHU III GUY WAS A LOT LIKE YOU.

I TOLD YOU, ME NO SCAREDY.

[THUNDEROUS CRASH]

OH, THANKS FOR CATCHING ME THERE, KAVO.

JUST TESTING TO SEE IF SOMEONE YOUR SIZE HAS REFLEXES.

[THUD]

OW! MY ANKLE!

YOU ALL SAW IT. KAVO THE CAVEMAN DROPPED ME.

NOW I HAVE A BAD ANKLE.

COME ON, KUZCO. YOU'RE FINE.

UH, HOW'S THIS? I'M ALLERGIC TO ANCIENT CITIES.

JUST SAY "TROY" AND MY ACHILLES HEEL GOES OUT.

SAY "OLYMPUS," AND I GET THE RUNS.

AS KAVO SAY BEFORE, KUZCO AFRAID.

BACK OFF, KAVO. EVERYBODY HAS FEARS.

YOU AND BATHS, FOR INSTANCE.

THERE IT IS, CLASS--

MICCHU PACHU.

[THUNDER]

[COYOTE HOWLS]

KAVO MOVE SO KUZCO CAN RUN AWAY.

I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY.

NO BAG OF BONES, SKELETON ANTEATER IS GONNA SCARE ME.

UH-UH.

SO, LET'S GET GOING.

AHEM! LADIES FIRST.

RIGHT.

LADIES FIRST.

[GROWLS]

KUZCO HIDE FEAR WITH INSULT.

[THUNDER]

HI, THERE. BEFORE WE TAKE A BREAK,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I TOTALLY SAW THIS COMING,

AND I'M NOT SCARED. GOT IT?

OK. GOOD.

WE CAN FADE OUT NOW.

FADEY, FADEY...

♪ DAH DAH DAH-DOO ♪

♪ DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DOO-DAH ♪

♪ DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH ♪

♪ BA-DA-DAH, BA-DA-DAH, BA-DA-DAH,♪

♪ BA-DA BA-DOO ♪

AAAAAAH!

♪ BA-DOO, BA-DAH, BA-DAH, DOO-DOO ♪

OH, MUST YOU SING YOUR OWN THEME MUSIC?

♪ BECAUSE IT HELPS ME ♪

♪ DA-DA-DAH DA-DA-DAH DA-DA-DAH ♪

♪ CONCENTRATE ♪

♪ DA-DAH DA-DAH ♪

♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DAH ♪ BIG FINISH!

♪ DA-DA-DAH, BA DUM-BUM ♪

♪ BA DUM-BUM ♪

THAT WAS FOR YOU, LITTLE LADY.

THANKS. ARE YOU DONE?

YEAH. NO MORE SINGING...

UNTIL WE GO BACK DOWN.

ADVANCED CIVILIZATION. HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.

THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST INVENTED STAIRS.

YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE?

[SIGHS] OK. NOW, HERE'S WHAT--

KRONK.

"THE MICCHU PACHUIANS WERE MOST FAMOUS

"FOR THEIR INVENTION OF THE MODERN STAIRS

OR STAIRCASE. THIS LED TO--"

GET OVER HERE!

SORRY.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE LITTLE BOTTLE OF PURPLE STUFF.

OH, GOODY.

WHEN I DRINK THIS, I WILL BECOME SCARY BEYOND ALL REASON.

THEN, WHEN KUZCO SEES ME, I'LL SCARE HIM OUT OF HIS WITS!

[CACKLES]

THEN WE BETTER NOT LEAVE WITHOUT SCOOPY BAGGIN'.

HIS "WETS"--CAN'T JUST LEAVE 'EM ON THE GROUND.

SOMEBODY COULD STEP IN 'EM.

HIS "WETS."

HERE GOES.

WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

OH, WELL, UH...

GO AHEAD. TELL HER SHE'S AS TEETH-CURLINGLY REPULSIVE AS USUAL.

NO. THAT WOULD BE RUDE.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU--

SAY, ARE THOSE NEW THREADS?

OH, THIS OLD THING?

YEAH. THAT'S SOME BOSS LAUNDRY.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

IT WAS ON SALE AT A LITTLE CONSCIENCE SHOP

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

COME IN BLACK? DIDN'T LOOK.

SALE ENDS TODAY.

HEY, IT'S CLOSE TO LUNCH TIME.

LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

WELL?

UH, YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME?

WHAT?! WRINKLES, CROW'S FEET. ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M SCARY BEYOND ALL REASON. HA! WELL, STILL, THOUGH,

WE MIGHT WANT TO COME UP WITH A "SCARE KUZCO" PLAN..."B."

[THUNDER]

ACADEMY POLICY REQUIRES THAT I GIVE ANYONE WHO'S AFRAID

THE OPTION OF WAITING HERE,

SO IF YOU'RE A COWARD, SPEAK UP NOW.

ME NO SPEAKY.

ALL RIGHT, KUZCO. THEN, YOU FIRST.

ME FIRST? HUH?

[THUNDER]

YAH! YAH! YOU LEAD US IN.

SCARED.

[THINKING] STAY CALM. NO REASON TO BE SCARED.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA END UP LIKE THE ANTEATER...

ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FIRST, YOU KNOW,

TO FACE YOUR FEAR.

KUZCO!

OK, I'M GONE. I'M GONE.

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

HA HA! THIS IS GREAT!

OOH! 3-D MOVIE!

OH, SOUVENIRS!

ROLLERCOASTER!

YAY! LET'S GO, GO, GO!

NOW KAVO AFRAID...

OF LINES.

YOU WERE RIGHT, KAVO. THIS PLACEIS TOO SCARY.

OOH, SCARY COTTON CANDY! OOH, SCARY TRAM TOURS!

OOH, SCARY ANTEATER-SHAPED PRETZEL!

I THINK I'LL EAT YOU.

[CHOMPS, MUNCHES]

KUZCO NOT SEE SCARY PART YET.

WHAT, THE DIAPER-CHANGING AREA?

KUZCO PUSHING LUCK.

YEAH, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON 3 STUFFED FIRE ANTS. WHOO-HOO!

[HONK, HONK, HONK]

[GROWLS]

CAREFUL, KUZCO. ME THINK KAVO GETTING HUNGRY.

IF KUZCO NOT AFRAID,

THE KUZCO GO IN SCARY PART.

WHAT SCARY PART? THE ANT-A-WHIRL?

HA HA! BRING IT ON!

BOOM-BAM, BABY!

[THUNDER]

YOU WANT ME TO WALK IN THERE AND GO IN THE TOMB,

THEN TOUCH MY FOREHEAD TO THE DEAD EMPEROR'S SACRED STONE?

DID KAVO STUTTER?

TEENSY PROBLEM, BIG GUY.

HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF I REALLY DO IT?

BRING BACK PICTURE.

KAVO GONE LOCO.

I CAN GO WITH YOU IF YOU'RE SCARED.

I'M NOT SCARED. I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAND.

I'M AN EMPEROR TYPE I'M NOT A SCAREDY TYPE.

KUZCO, IT'S OK. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.

I'LL DO THIS ON MY OWN.

WANNA TAKE FLOOPY?

WHAT'S A FLOOPY?

I'VE HAD HER SINCE I WAS LITTLE.

I ALWAYS TAKE HER ON TRIPS.

SHE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE.

MALINA GONE LOCO.

I'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

[SQUEAKS] AAH!

AAH! [HISSES]

[CHITTERS] AAH!

[PANTS]

WHUHH--OOF!

OW! WHO PUTS A BIG STONE

IN THE MIDDLE OF A SACRED TOMB?

THANKS FOR NOTHING, TOMB-BUILDERS.

I DID IT! YAY FOR ME!

OK. THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

MAYBE BEING SCARED IS A WASTE OF TIME.

FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY.

"HELLO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"I'M MR. NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY."

"NICE TO MEET YOU."

OH. GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE.

AAAAAAH!

Kuzco: OK, WHAT'S WITH THE CHIMP AND THE BUG?

OOPS. EXCUSE ME.

WHO DARES DISTURB THE THRONE

OF MICCHU THE GREAT AND POWERFUL?

I SAID...

WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

I MIGHT BE KUZCO THE MEEK AND TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

[FLAMES ROARING]

[QUIVERS]

NEENAN? HERE.

KAVO. PRESENT.

MALINA. HERE.

KUZCO.

[IMITATES HIM] HERE. KUZCO BAILED.

HE'S GONE? DISAPPOINTING.

BAILED, NAILED, AND FAILED.

ALL RIGHT, CLASS! NOW, THE SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW--

FIRST WE RIDE FIRE ANTS IN THE HOLE,

AND THEN THERE'S THENICE TO MICCHU 3-D MOVIE,

FOLLOWED BY...

[FLAMES ROARING]

LEAVE THIS ANCIENT CITY NOW,

AND DO NOT SPEND THE NIGHT.

THIS WAY, YOU WILL FAIL CLASS,

AND YZMA WILL BECOME EMPRESS.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CLEAR, COVER ALL THE BASES.

I'LL FIX IT.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

WHAT CURTAIN?!

NOW, AWAY WITH YOU, KUZCO!

[RUMBLE]

[THUD]

[THUD]

BL-BL-BL-BL-BL.

[YZMA'S LAUGHTER ECHOES]

HEY, I KNOW THAT SCARY LAUGH.

HA HA! IT'S PERFECT! WITH KUZCO RUNNING HOME SCARED,

HE'LL FAIL HIS CLASS,

AND I'LL BECOME...WHAT?

WAIT, WAIT. DON'T TELL ME. UH...

IT BEGINS WITH AN "EM"...

OH, UH, EM...PLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

UCCH! TRY AGAIN!

EM...

PER...

UH, OH! EMPRESS!

RIGHT. EMPRESS.

YOU BECOME EMPRESS AND I BECOME ME.

YOU'VE GOT IT!

[LAUGHS]

SO THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.

THERE'S NO SCARY, TALKING STATUE.

JUST NORMAL, SCARY YZMA

WHO WANTS TO FRIGHTEN ME OUT OF HERE

SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER MY EMPIRE!

HA! THERE'S NOT ONE THING IN THIS PLACE

THAT'S WORTH ONE ROYAL GOOSE PIMPLE.

UHH!

AAH!

KUZCO, IT'S ME!

DID I SCARE YOU?

NO, NO. I JUST LOVE THIS CARVING.

AND THAT DETAIL, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

[THUD]

YOU DIDN'T COME BACK.

KAVO SAID YOU BAILED.

AW! AND YOU WERE SCARED WITHOUT MY PROTECTION.

NO. I FIGURED YOU WERE TOO SCARED TO MOVE,

SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A NUDGE.

[MOANS]

WELL, IT'S...

[MOANING]

[HEAVY FOOTFALL]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

AAH! A SKELETON ANTEATER!

YEAH, SURE. FEAR NOT, MALINA...

HOTTIE-HOT HOTTIE.

MR. NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY IS HERE!

CAREFUL! HE LOOKS KIND OF VICIOUS.

SURE LOOKS THAT WAY.

OOH, I'M A SCARY SKELETON ANTEATER!

BOO! HA HA!

RRARR! RRARR!

HI, KUZCO. FUN PLACE, HUH?

QUIET!

WE'RE WITH THE TOUR.

WE GOT LOST.

LOST? UH-UH. I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU TWO WERE IN THERE TRYING TO TRICK ME, AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

NOW YOU'RE DRESSED UP AS A SKELETON ANT...EAT...ER.

[GROWLS]

SKELETON ANTEATER!

♪ MICCHU PACHU, IT'S GONNA GET YOU ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY, GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU, IT'S GONNA EAT YOU ♪

♪ FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER ♪

♪ HE'S OVER HERE, HE'S OVER THERE ♪

♪ THAT ANTEATER IS EVERYWHERE ♪

♪ LOOK OUT, DON'T YOU SHOUT ♪

♪ HE'S UP, HE'S DOWN, HE'S ALL AROUND ♪

♪ YOU CANNOT HIDE 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE FOUND ♪

♪ NO DOUBT YOU BETTER SHOUT ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU, IT'S GONNA GET YOU ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY, GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU, IT'S GONNA EAT YOU ♪

♪ FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY, GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

IT'S GONNA BE OK, WOMPY.

IT'S GONNA BE OK.

WHO'S WOMPY?

UH, WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW BEFORE WE'RE EATEN.

THIS IS WOMPY, MY, UH, FLOOPY.

SO, YOU REALLY ARE SCARED.

MR. M WAS RIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO BECOME LIKE EMPEROR MICCHU,

ALL ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.

HEY, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

YOU'VE GOT ME. I'M YOUR FRIEND.

REALLY? SO YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY I WAS SCARED?

OR ABOUT WOMPY?

YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.

THANKS, 'CAUSE IT COULD RUIN

THE WHOLE ARROGANT, SELFISH, FEARLESS EMPEROR IMAGE I'M GOING FOR.

THAT IS, I WON'T TELL...

[ROARS]

IF WE LIVE!

AAH!

EAT HER!

KUZCO!

[THINKING] YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA LEAVE HER, ARE YOU?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MR. NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY.

TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR. IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

BOOYAH!

AAH! ANTEATER HEAD!

OR...MASK. EASY MISTAKE.

Malina: IT'S THE CREEPY, LITTLE OLD MAN?

YES, BUT I WAS ONCE A CREEPY, LITTLE YOUNG MAN.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

FIRST A BORING SLIDESHOW AND NOW THIS?

I MAKE A FORTUNE OFF OF KEEPING THE SKELETON ANTEATER LEGEND ALIVE.

THE RIDES! THE CONCESSIONS!

OH, PLEASE! DON'T GIVE AWAY MY SECRET!

I'VE GOT A CREEPY, LITTLE 78-YEAR-OLD SON

THAT STILL LIVES AT HOME!

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH US...

IF YOU'LL DO US ONE LITTLE FAVOR.

[SNORING]

[ROARS]

AAAAAAH!

Kuzco: SO, THAT'S KAVO BEING SCARED BY THE ANTEATER,

AND THAT'S KAVO RUNNING HOME TO MOMMY.

HASTA LA BYE-BYE! [CHUCKLES]

SEE YOU, KAVO.

THAT'S ME AND MY FRIEND MALINA.

NEITHER ONE OF US ARE SCARED.

AND KRONK MADE YZMA RIDE THE ANTEATER STOMACH-BEATER ROLLERCOASTER...100 TIMES.

AND THAT'S ME WEARING--OOPS! HEH HEH! SORRY.

HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?