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HEY, THERE. BET YOU DIDN'T
KNOW I WAS A FORTUNE TELLER.
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WATCH.
THE GREAT KUZCO PREDICTS
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THERE'S ABOUT TO BE
THEME MUSIC ALL ABOUT...
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ME.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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WELCOME TO EXOTIC FOOD
FROM FAR AWAY DAY.
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FEATURING
MATA'S FAMOUS
SWEDISH MEATBALLS,
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MATA'S FAMOUS
SPANISH RICE,
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MATA'S FAMOUS
BOSTON BAKED BEANS,
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AND MATA'S FAMOUS...
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FORTUNE COOKIES?
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I'LL TRY ANYTHING
WITH THE WORD
"FORTUNE" IN IT.
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GROSS.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE
WANT A COOKIE WITH
A CHEWY PAPER CENTER?
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THAT, MR. GOURMET,
IS THE FORTUNE.
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SEE? "YOU ARE
SMART, BEAUTIFUL
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AND WILL CONQUER
ALL OBSTACLES."
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MM, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU GOT MINE.
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HEY, SOMEBODY,
NEW FORTUNE COOKIE
FOR THE EMPEROR.
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GOT YOU COVERED THERE,
BIG GUY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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OH, THANKS, KRONK.
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"YOU WILL BE SWEPT
OFF YOUR FEET
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BY A HANDSOME HERO."
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ALL RIGHT, CLEARLY,
WE'VE GOT A QUALITY
CONTROL PROBLEM HERE.
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DO I LOOK LIKE
A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?
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DON'T ANSWER THAT.
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Kronk: WHAT GIRL?
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OOF!
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AHEM. KRONK,
I WONDER IF I MIGHT
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY
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AS TO A CHAT WE'VE HAD
EVERY NOW AND THEN
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OVER THE YEARS
REGARDING...
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NO TOUCHY!
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BUT I SAVED YOUR LIFE.
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LOOK.
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
YEAH, CLOSE.
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GUESS THAT MAKES ME
A HANDSOME HERO
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WHO SWEPT YOU
OFF YOUR FEET.
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HEY! IT'S ALMOST LIKE
MY FORTUNE CAME TRUE.
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TALK ABOUT YOUR
BARELY INTERESTING
COINCIDENCES.
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COINCIDENCE?
MAYBE.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
HERE ARE SOME MORE COOKIES.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH ALL THESE?
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DON'T ASK ME.
ASK THE COOKIES.
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UH, I GOTTA GO.
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IT'S ALREADY TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
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THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE I TELL YOU
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ALL ABOUT MY FORTUNATE
FORTUNE COOKIES.
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LIKE I SAID,
I DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE
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THESE THINGS
COULD TELL THE FUTURE,
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BUT IT COULDN'T HURT
TO OPEN A FEW MORE.
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THE VERY NEXT FORTUNE
I GOT SAID,
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"UNEXPECTED RICHES
WILL COME YOUR WAY."
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AND THEN I FOUND
A KUZ-COIN
IN THE LLAMA FOUNTAIN.
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MY NEXT FORTUNE SAID,
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"GLORY AWAITS YOU
ON THE PLAYING FIELD."
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THEN, I SCORED
A GOAL IN GYM...
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RIGHT PAST SUPER GOALIE
KRONK.
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GOAL!
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[BEATBOXING]
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO!
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[IMITATING
CROWD CHEERING]
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IT WAS THE LAST FORTUNE
THAT REALLY GOT ME.
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IT SAID, "BIG CHANGES
WILL COME WHEN YOU
LEAST EXPECT THEM."
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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THE COOKIES TALKED
ABOUT WEALTH, GLORY,
AND BIG CHANGES,
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AND IT
ALL CAME TRUE.
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THESE FORTUNE COOKIES
REALLY WORK.
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UH, YEAH, WEIRD.
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HA HA! IT'S PERFECT.
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NOW THAT KUZCO
IS HOOKED
ON THE COOKIES,
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IT'S TIME TO DELIVER
THE FINAL FORTUNE!
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YOU KNOW THE ONE
I MEAN, KRONK.
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"A SMILE IS A FROWN
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN."
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NOT THAT ONE!
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THIS ONE!
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"TURN OVER YOUR KINGDOM
TO YZMA."
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MMM.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"MMM"? WHAT'S WRONG?
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WELL, IT'S CLEAR
AND DIRECT.
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I LIKE THAT,
BUT, UH...
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BUT WHAT?! BUT WHAT?!
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WELL, IT JUST
SEEMS LIKE, UH...
LIKE, UH...
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YOU NEED TO GIVE
A REASON WHY HE SHOULD
TURN OVER THE KINGDOM.
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KRONK, THAT'S WHY
WE'VE BEEN DOING ALL THIS!
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THE COOKIES,
THE FORTUNES,
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YOU MAKING
THE FORTUNES COME TRUE,
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SO THAT KUZCO WILL OBEY
WITHOUT QUESTION!
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THIS WAS ALL EXPLAINED
IN MY MEMO.
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YOU DIDN'T LOSE MY MEMO,
DID YOU, KRONK?
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NO, NO!, I, UH...
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I FILED IT UNDER..."M."
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BY THE WAY,
THE "M" DRAWER'S
GETTIN' FULL.
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HA HA...NOW HERE'S
WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
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DELIVER
THE FINAL FORTUNE!
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[THUNDER]
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YOU MIND IF I
MAYBE GET A BITE
TO EAT FIRST?
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I HAVEN'T EATEN
ANYTHING TODAY
BUT COOKIES.
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OK, A QUICK BITE
TO EAT, THEN...
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DELIVER
THE FINAL FORTUNE!
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[THUNDER]
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♪ OH...BUP BUP BUP BUP ♪
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♪ BA DUP BA DUP
BA DUP ♪
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♪ BA BA DUP,
BA DEE BA DO BA DEE ♪
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♪ BAH! ♪
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♪ DEE BA DEE BA DEE
BA DEE BA DEE ♪
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Kuzco: AND EVERY SINGLE
FORTUNE CAME TRUE,
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LIKE, IMMEDIATELY?
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ARE YOU SURE IT'S
NOT SOME KIND OF TRICK?
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NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU
CAN BE PRETTY GULLIBLE.
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THANKS.
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UH...THAT'S
LIKE "LOVABLE," RIGHT?
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YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT IT MEANS.
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IT'S ADORABLE
THAT OUR EMPEROR
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TAKES ORDERS
FROM FORTUNE COOKIES.
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NO, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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ALL I SAID WAS
THE FORTUNES WERE
COMING TRUE.
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KUZCO DOESN'T TAKE ORDERS
FROM ANYONE, ANYTHING,
OR ANY COOKIE.
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[CATAPULT FIRES]
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"YOU WILL GO TO BED."
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
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THAT'S
NOT EVEN A FORTUNE.
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HEY, LOOKIE!
ANOTHER COOKIE.
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"TOMORROW AT 5:00,
YOU WILL TURN INTO
A HAIRLESS SLOTH."
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WHAT?!
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NO! SAY IT ISN'T SO,
COOKIE!
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
A...A...SLOTH-FACE!
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ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?
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HUH?
OH, THERE'S MORE?
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"UNLESS YOU TURN OVER
YOUR KINGDOM TO...
YZMA"?
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Malina:
YOUR FORTUNE SAID
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YOU'RE GOING TO TURN
INTO A SLOTH AT 5:00
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UNLESS YOU TURN OVER
YOUR KINGDOM TO YZMA?
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HAIRLESS SLOTH!
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AND YOU BELIEVED IT?
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UHH,
TALK ABOUT GULLIBLE.
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[THINKING] YES!
SHE CALLED ME GULLIBLE.
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THANKS.
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KUZCO?
HMM?
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READ THIS.
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"GULLIBLE, ADJECTIVE:
EASILY DECEIVED; FOOLISH."
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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T
BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU READ, MALINA.
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THEN DON'T BELIEVE
THAT FORTUNE.
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IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY
A TRICK.
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SEE? I KNEW YOU
WERE GONNA SAY THAT
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'CAUSE THEN I GOT
THIS FORTUNE.
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"IT'S NOT OBVIOUSLY
A TRICK."
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KUZCO,
YZMA WROTE THIS.
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LOOK.
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WHAT? A LOT OF PEOPLE
DOT THEIR Is
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WITH A SMILING,
EVIL YZMA DOT.
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YOU KNOW,
I'D REALLY, REALLY LOVE
TO BELIEVE YOU, MALINA,
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BUT..."DO NOT BELIEVE
MALINA."
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YEAH, I'M SORRY.
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COOKIES HAVE SPOKEN.
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NOW I'VE GOT A 5:00,
AND I CAN'T BE LATE.
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HASTA.
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AAH!
MALINA?
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THAT'S KRONK'S
LOCKER.
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NO WAY!
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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SHH! YOU GUYS,
I'M TRYING TO HELP KUZCO.
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[GASP] KUZCO
ISIN KRONK'S LOCKER?
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NO WAY!
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KUZCO'S A LOCKER LURKER?
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NO. KUZCO IS NOT
IS NOT IN HERE,
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BUT THE PROOF
I NEED MIGHT BE.
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HMM...
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LLAMA SADDLE,
CHEF'S HAT, BEACH BALL,
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TAP SHOES?
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BIRD CALLSOF THE PERUVIAN JUNGLE.
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AHA!
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[READING TO HERSELF]
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I KNEW IT!
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WHERE IS KUZCO?
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THE FORTUNE TOLD HIM 5:00.
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NO RESPECT
FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME.
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HEY, YZMA.
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GOT YOUR MESSAGE
ABOUT DOIN'
THE HANDOFF UP HERE.
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DRAMATIC--
I LIKE IT.
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SO, AM I, UH,
TOO LATE?
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GUESS NOT, SINCE
I STILL HAVE HAIR,
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AND I'M NOT
ALL SLOTHED-OUT.
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NEVER MIND THAT.
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LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
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I'VE GOT A FITTING
FOR EMPRESS ROBES,
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AND I'VE ALREADY
RESCHEDULED TWICE!
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RIGHT, OK.
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YO, LITTLE HAT GUY,
GET IN HERE!
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MAKE WITH THE HANDING
OVER THE KINGDOM DEALY,
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AND, UH, HURRY,
CHOP CHOP,
WE'RE ON DEADLINE.
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BUT--BUT, SIRE,
ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU WOULD--
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WHAT? ARE YOU QUESTIONING
MY DECISION?
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I'M STILL TOP DOG,
YOU KNOW?
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FOR A COUPLE
OF MORE MINUTES,
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THEN SHE'LL BE THE DOG.
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00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,750
UH, YE-YES, SIRE.
230
00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,290
KUZCO! THERE'S
STILL ONE LAST COOKIE.
231
00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,381
WHAT? HUH?
232
00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,285
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!
233
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,961
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
234
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,328
WOW. THIS
IS A BIG ONE.
235
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,253
"MEMO TO KRONK,
FROM YZMA.
236
00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:32,290
RE: EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE
KINGDOM-STEALING
SCHEME."
237
00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,831
HMM.
238
00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,753
HEY! MY MEMO!
239
00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,210
THANKS. WONDERED
WHERE I LEFT THAT.
240
00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,878
I MEAN, I FILED THAT
UNDER "M."
241
00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,875
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN THAT BEFORE.
242
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:44,745
UGH...
243
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,000
DO YOU NEEDMORE PROOF?
244
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,830
OH, MALINA,
I KNOW YOU'RE
ONLY TRYIN' TO HELP,
245
00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:51,633
BUT STUFFING A COOKIE
WITH A FAKE FORTUNE
TO FRAME KRONK?
246
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,415
COME ON.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
247
00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:54,996
LET'S GET
A MOVE ON, GANG!
248
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,130
SUNDIAL SAYS
ONLY ONE MINUTE
249
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,705
TILL I BECOME AN UGLY
SLOTH-FACED THING.
250
00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,328
WAIT!
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.
251
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,633
MOUNTAIN HARVEST TIME
STARTED THIS MORNING.
252
00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:03,995
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT DID.
253
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,250
I'VE GOT TO SET
MY SUNDIAL AN HOUR AHEAD.
254
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,000
ME, TOO,
AND IT'S SO ANNOYING!
255
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,250
I KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU GOTTA
DO THE VCR AND THE OVEN--
256
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,210
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
257
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,418
OK, THANKS
FOR THE REMINDER, MALINA
258
00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:14,416
I'LL GET
TO RESETTING MY CLOCKS
259
00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,706
RIGHT AFTER
I TURN OVER THE KINGDOM.
260
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,378
NO, KUZCO,
DON'T YOU GET IT?
261
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,415
IT'S NOT ONE MINUTE
TO 5:00.
262
00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:21,376
IT'S ONE MINUTE
TO 6:00!
263
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,245
IT--WHAT?
264
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,710
OH, NO!
I MISSED THE DEADLINE!
265
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,208
I'M ALREADY
A HAIRLESS SLOTH!
266
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,498
AN UGLY, HAIRLESS
SLOTH-FACE.
267
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,420
[SOBBING]
268
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:30,166
NOW I HAVE TO DO
SLOTH THINGS!
269
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,246
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SLOTHS DO!
270
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,830
EXCEPT
THEY'RE REALLY FAST.
271
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,463
UM, I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU,
272
00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,498
THE DEADLINE PASSED
59 MINUTES AGO,
273
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,170
AND YOU'RE
NOT A HAIRLESS SLOTH.
274
00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,876
THOSE FORTUNE COOKIES
ARE PHONY.
275
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,825
THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
276
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:46,423
I'M NOT--I'M NOT
A HAIRLESS SLOTH!
277
00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,456
YAY!
278
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,578
♪ I'M STILL ME ♪
279
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,133
♪ I'M STILL
MY SAME OLD
BEAUTIFUL SELF ♪
280
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,455
♪ UH-HUH, UH HUH! ♪
281
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,998
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
UH-HUH! ♪
282
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,080
EXACTLY THE SAME
AS ALWAYS! WHOO-HOO!
283
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:58,173
ONLY NOW I'LL NEVER BE
SO GULLIBLE AGAIN.
284
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:01,956
AND I KNOW YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
285
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,328
[TICKING]
286
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,833
STUPID MOUNTAIN
HARVEST TIME!
287
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,460
K-U-Z-C-O!
288
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,168
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
289
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,876
Malina:
THIS IS A SHUAKA.
290
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,875
SHUAKA'S
ARE TROLL-LIKE PEOPLE
291
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,995
WHO DWELL IN A VAST
UNDERGROUND CITY.
292
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,330
ACCORDING TO LEGEND,
IF YOU SPOT A SHUAKA,
293
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,883
HE MUST RELINQUISH
HIS GOLD.
294
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:31,205
[SIGH] HOW LONGIS
THIS SHUKUKA REPORT?
295
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,628
IT'SSHUAKA,
296
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,125
AND I JUST STARTED.
297
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,575
WELL, CAN YOU
MOVE IT ALONG?
298
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,583
I'VE GOT
A CART CYCLE TO BUY.
299
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,753
HEY! I WAS READING THAT!
300
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,630
YES, YOU WERE.
301
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,955
I'M NOT SURE WHY,
THOUGH.
302
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,828
YOU CAN'T AFFORD
TO BUY A CART CYCLE.
303
00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,753
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M RICH.
304
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,080
UNTIL YOU GRADUATE,
YOU CANNOT ACCESS
ROYAL FUNDS,
305
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,463
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE
CURRENTLY WORTH
LESS THAN I AM.
306
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,418
HA!
307
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:57,826
HMM. OK,
THEN I JUST NEED A LOAN.
308
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,583
HOW 'BOUT IT MR. M.?
309
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:02,633
ME, LOAN MONEY TO YOU?
310
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,705
[LAUGHING]
311
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:09,078
FINE, THEN I'LL
JUST GET IT FROM MALINA.
312
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,173
ME? MONEY?
[LAUGHING]
313
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,996
OK. KRONK?
314
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000
UH...RIGHT.
315
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
[LAUGHING]
316
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,290
[CHICHA LAUGHING]
317
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,581
THEN I'LL ASK CHACA.
318
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,883
KUZCO, CHACA DOESN'T
HAVE ANY MONEY.
319
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:31,495
BUT YOU CAN EARN MONEY
BY DOING SOME CHORES.
320
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,210
CHORES.
321
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,958
OH, RIGHT.
322
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,748
CHORES.
323
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,000
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT CHORES ARE,
DO YOU?
324
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,330
HUH? YEAH, SURE, I DO.
325
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,963
THEY'RE THOSE THINGS
YOU SIT IN.
326
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,878
SO YOU WANT TO
GIVE ME MONEY FOR SITTING?
327
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,995
I CAN DO THAT.
328
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,880
NOT CHAIRS, CHORES.
329
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,955
THINGS LIKE
DOING THE DISHES.
330
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,878
YOU EARN MONEY
IN EXCHANGE FOR WORK.
331
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,875
WORK?
332
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,075
IT'S LIKE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
333
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,333
I'M KUZCO, REMEMBER?
334
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:01,463
NO CHORES, NO MONEY,
NO CART CYCLE.
335
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,378
OK, OK... CHORES.
336
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,205
HOW HARD CAN THEY BE?
337
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,708
YOU WANT ME
TO TOUCH THAT...
338
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:11,878
WITH MY HANDS
ON PURPOSE?
339
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,333
HUH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
340
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,963
THOSE LEAVES
DON'T RAKE THEMSELVES.
341
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,496
Chicha: YOU BROKE
EVERY DISH WE HAVE,
342
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,880
EVEN THE ONES
THAT WEREN'T DIRTY.
343
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,325
DO I GET EXTRA MONEY
FOR THAT?
344
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,753
'CAUSE I THINK I SHOULD.
345
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,880
ACTUALLY, BETWEEN
THE DISHES YOU BROKE
346
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,325
AND THE LLAMAS
YOU LOST...
347
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,133
I TOLD YOU,
I DIDN'T LEAVE
THEIR GATE OPEN.
348
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,125
THEY PICKED THE LOCK.
349
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,875
I'D SAY
YOU OWEME MONEY.
350
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:39,955
OK, TIME TO STOP
AND PUT ON THE KUZCO
THINKING CROWN.
351
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:43,078
THERE'S GOTTA BE
AN EASIER WAY
TO MAKE MONEY.
352
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,463
SO, LET'S BACK UP.
353
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,498
HOW DO YOU CLOSE
THIS GATE THING?
354
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,080
EH, FORGET IT.
IT'S TOO MUCH WORK.
355
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:53,503
YOU STAY IN THERE,
OK, STINKY LLAMAS?
356
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,380
BUH-BYE.
357
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,875
Kuzco: HEH HEH,
NOTHIN' TO SEE THERE.
358
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,325
Malina: ACCORDING
TO LEGEND,
359
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,583
IF YOU SPOT
A SHUAKA,
360
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,463
HE MUST RELINQUISH
HIS GOLD.
361
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,458
Kuzco: JACKPOT!
362
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,748
SO YOU KNOW A GUY
WHO SAW A SHUKUKA?
363
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,420
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I KNOW A GUY
WHO KNOWS A GUY
364
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,826
WHO WORKED WITH A GUY
WHO WAS NEIGHBORS
WITH A GUY
365
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,003
WHO HEARD
ABOUT THIS GUY
366
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,170
WHO SAW A SHUAKA
IN GUYANA...
367
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,456
AT NIGHT.
368
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,578
IT WAS DARK.
369
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,883
IT COULD HAVE BEEN
AN OWL.
370
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,995
[OWL HOOTS]
371
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
GOOD ENOUGH.
LET'S GO.
372
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,330
WAIT. SHOULDN'T
WE ASK MALINA TO GO?
373
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,883
I MEAN, SHE KNOWS
MORE ABOUT SHUAKAS
THAN ANYBODY.
374
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,875
KRONK, WE'RE GOING
TO HUNT FOR SHUAKAS.
375
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,325
IT'S GONNA BE
ROUGH OUT THERE.
376
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,003
WE CAN'T BRING MALINA.
377
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,960
UM...WHY?
378
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,288
BECAUSE SHE'S
TOUGHER THAN YOU,
379
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,211
AND SHE'LL
MAKE YOU LOOK BAD?
380
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,578
NO!
381
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,753
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES SHE GETS
KIND OF WEIRD
382
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,380
ABOUT SUCCESS,
COMPETITION, AND STUFF.
383
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,285
OH, YOU MEAN,
SHE GETS BOSSY AND
OBSESSED WITH WINNING?
384
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,001
YES, BUT KEEP IT DOWN.
385
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,000
IF SHE HEARS,
WE'LL BOTH GET
THE "MALINA STARE" FOR SURE.
386
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,291
OH, YEAH. HATE THAT.
387
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,381
THE STARE.
388
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,415
Kuzco:
OK, WE HAVE A TRAP,
389
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:04,456
A BACKUP TRAP,
390
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:05,998
AND A BACKUP TRAP
FOR THE BACKUP TRAP.
391
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,420
AND WE'RE USING
YOUR BEST DESSERTS
AS BAIT.
392
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,996
HOW DO WE KNOW
SHUAKA'S LIKE CAKE
AND PIES AND COOKIES?
393
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,250
UH, WHO DOESN'T
LIKE CAKE AND PIES
AND COOKIES?
394
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,330
RIGHT!
395
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,633
OH, SOMETHIN'S COMIN'.
396
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,460
WAS THAT A SHUAKA?
397
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,168
NO, THAT WAS BUCKY.
398
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,246
[BURP]
399
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,580
HEH HEH. 'SCUSE ME.
400
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,326
WE NEED HELP.
401
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,253
THAT GOES
WITHOUT SAYING.
402
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,880
WE'RE TRYING
TO FIND A SHUKUKA.
403
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,955
SO YOU'RE DRESSED
AS GIANT FOOD?
404
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,248
WELL, BUCKY ATE
ALL OF KRONK'S DESSERTS,
405
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,460
SO...WE THOUGHT, UH...
406
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,418
WHAT WERE WE
THINKIN' AGAIN?
407
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,326
I HAVE NO IDEA,
408
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,583
AND I WANTED TO BE
THE PIZZA.
409
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,463
YOU'D KNOW
ALL ABOUT SHUAKAS
410
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,168
IF YOU'D LISTENED
TO MY REPORT.
411
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,076
LOOK, ARE YOU
GONNA HELP OR NOT?
412
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,713
OK, IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT OF WORK,
413
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,378
SO I GET HALF THE GOLD
WHEN WE FIND A SHUAKA,
414
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,955
AND YOU GUYS GOTTA DO
EVERYTHING I SAY.
415
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,578
YEAH, RIGHT.
416
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,080
THE STARE!
417
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,133
FINE, YOU WIN.
418
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,955
GOOD!
I LOVE WINNING!
419
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:13,958
AND I KNOW JUST
WHERE TO LOOK FOR SHUAKAS.
420
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,880
Malina: THE SUN GATE
IS THE SECRET ENTRANCE
421
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,705
TO THE SHUAKAS'
UNDERGROUND CITY.
422
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,578
WE HAVE TO WAIT
FOR ONE TO COME OUT.
423
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,583
UH...HOW MUCH LONGER?
424
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,463
AS LONG AS IT TAKES.
425
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,378
YOU SURE YOU DON'T
NEED ME TO DRESS UP
426
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,575
AS A GIANT SLICE OF PIZZA
427
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:32,293
WITH PEPPERONIS
AND BELL PEPPERS
AND PINEAPPLE?
428
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,001
LOOK!
429
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,290
OK,
I'LL GO IN FIRST.
430
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,171
Kuzco: GET HIM!
431
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,826
Kronk: HE'S MINE!
WHO-HOO-HOO!
432
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,333
HE'S MINE!
433
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,463
OW!
434
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,420
HI. I'M MALINA.
435
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,206
I'M GUESSING
YOU'RE A SHUAKA,
436
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,578
AND I READ THAT
IF WE SEE YOU,
437
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,083
YOU HAVE
TO GIVE US GOLD.
438
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,463
SO, HAND IT OVER.
439
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,288
PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
MY DEAR.
440
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,961
MY NAME IS GEEZO.
441
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,208
SO, YOU KNOW
THE LEGEND, DO YOU?
442
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,828
DEE-LIGHTFUL!
443
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,173
I'D BE TICKLED
TO HONOR THE TRADITION
444
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,206
OF SHARING MY GOLD
WITH SURFACE-DWELLERS.
445
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,378
WHAT FUN!
446
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,575
SWEET. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TAKE THAT
447
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,293
IN COINS, BARS,
AND GOLD ME STATUES.
448
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,881
OH, I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T GIVE YOU GOLD.
449
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,415
OUR GOLD IS GUARDED
BY AN ANCIENT SPIRIT
450
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,246
WHO ONLY GIVES GOLD
TO THE PURE OF HEART.
451
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,500
SORRY.
452
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,170
I GOT 20-20 VISION
AND ONLY A COUPLE
OF CAVITIES.
453
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,326
CLOSE ENOUGH?
454
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,083
NO. I'M AFRAID
YOUR PURITY MUST BE TESTED.
455
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,083
BUT DON'T WORRY.
456
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,963
I'M SURE
YOU'LL DO SPLENDIDLY.
457
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:39,958
BEHOLD!
THE CHASM OF PURITY.
458
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,288
YOU MUST DESCEND
TO ITS DEEPEST DEPTHS
459
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:46,001
AND RETRIEVE WATER
FROM THE SPRING
OF PURITY.
460
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,290
YOU KNOW, TAP WATER
ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT
FROM SPRING WATER,
461
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,461
PLUS, IT'S FLUORIDATED.
462
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,288
KUZCO, IF YOU WANT
A CART CYCLE,
463
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,291
WE NEED TO GET
THAT SPRING WATER.
464
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,711
YOU'RE RIGHT.
465
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,208
WELL, GOOD LUCK,
YOU TWO.
466
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,498
WHAT? YOU WANT
ME TO GO, TOO?
467
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,328
♪ DA DO DO ♪
468
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,213
♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DUH DUH ♪
469
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,288
♪ DA DA DUH DUH! ♪
470
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,171
♪ DO DO DO, DO DO
DA-DA DA DAH! ♪
471
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:16,246
♪ HA! HYAH! HYAH!
HO! DO DO DO BA-DA
BUM BUM... ♪
472
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,420
Malina: KRONK!
473
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,286
WHAT?
474
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,421
CUT THE THEME MUSIC
AND FOCUS!
475
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,706
THAT GOES DOUBLE
FOR YOU, KUZCO.
476
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:23,958
KUZCO?
477
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:24,878
KUZCO?
478
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:28,455
Kuzco: AAH!
479
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,248
[SPLASH]
480
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,580
IT'S COLD!
481
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,003
THE WATER'S COLD!
482
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,830
NOW THAT YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE WATER
OF PURITY,
483
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,333
YOU MUST BUILD...
484
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,173
A GAZEBO OF PURITY!
485
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,996
UH...
WHY IS THAT AGAIN?
486
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,960
TO PROVE
YOU ARE PURE, OF COURSE.
487
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,958
CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT.
488
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,998
COME ON. THERE'S
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
489
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,080
YEAH. I THINK I FEEL
490
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,423
A "GET UP AND GO HOME"
COMING ON.
491
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,456
NOT SURE I EVEN WANT
A CART CYCLE ANYMORE.
492
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,578
WELL,
YOU'RE GETTING ONE.
493
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,383
I DON'T QUIT, AND
NEITHER DOES MY TEAM.
494
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,205
NOW STOP JAWING
AND START SAWING.
495
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,288
AND I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA BE BOSSY.
496
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,291
BOY, WAS I WRONG.
497
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,211
Kuzco: IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
498
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,378
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW
499
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,875
WHERE WE BUILD
A GAZEBO.
500
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,705
"WHAT'S A GAZEBO?"
YOU ASK.
501
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:12,998
SILLY VIEWER.
502
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,330
THIS IS A GAZEBO.
503
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,003
WAIT. THAT'S A GAZELLE.
504
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,420
RIGHT? CAN'T BUILD
AN ANIMAL OUT OF WOOD.
505
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,826
OK, GET THIS.
506
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,633
A GAZEBO'S JUST A PLACE
WHERE OLD PEOPLE
507
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,285
SIT AND DRINK LEMONADE.
508
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,291
HOW BORING IS THAT?
509
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,581
I'D RATHER HAVE BUILT
A WOOD ANIMAL.
510
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,173
BUT NOT MALINA. NO!
511
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,706
SHE'S ALL,
"STOP BUILDING LLAMAS.
512
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,168
START WITH THE NEXT TEST."
513
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,246
GUESS SHE HATES ANIMALS.
514
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,710
NOW FOR THE FINAL TEST.
YOU MUST...
515
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:38,878
TAKE THE SACKS
IF PURITY,
516
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:39,875
CONTAINING
THE RELICS OF PURITY
517
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,995
TO THE RELIC HEAP
OF PURITY.
518
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,080
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
519
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,293
WHAT ELSE
WOULD IT BE?
520
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,211
YES, WELL, UM...
521
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:49,328
WHEN YOU ARRIVE,
THE ANCIENT SPIRIT
WILL DECIDE
522
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:54,423
IF YOU ARE PURE ENOUGH
TO RECEIVE GOLD.
523
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,706
[SNIFF SNIFF]
524
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,288
IS IT ME, OR DOES
SOMETHING SMELL
LIKE DEAD FISH?
525
00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,711
NO TIME
FOR SMELLING.
LET'S GO.
526
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,378
[YAWN] HOW ABOUT
A QUICK NAP
OF PURITY FIRST, HUH?
527
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,285
WHO'S WITH ME?
528
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,880
THE STARE!
529
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,955
THAT STARE
DOESN'T SCARE ME.
530
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,251
AS MUCH AS IT USED TO.
531
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,458
HEY! SHE'S
NOT THE BOSS OF US!
532
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,418
Malina: I HEARD THAT.
533
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,750
THIS IS IT?
534
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,460
WHERE'S THE SPIRIT GUY
PERSON THINGY?
535
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,328
[GHOSTLY MOANING]
536
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,713
AHH AHH AHH!
537
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,878
[COUGHING]
538
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,625
[GASP] ANCIENT SPIRIT
OF PURITY!
539
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,875
YES, IT IS--AHEM.
540
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,245
[DEEPER VOICE]
YES, IT IS I,
541
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,250
THE ANCIENT SPIRIT
OF PURITY.
542
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,460
BRING ON
THE GOLD!
543
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,288
YOU KNOW,
YOU KIND OF LOOK
544
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,001
LIKE GEEZO
WEARING A SHEET,
ANCIENT SPIRIT?
545
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,580
MALINA, I THINK
I KNOW A SPIRIT
WHEN I--
546
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,460
GEEZO'S
THE GREAT SPIRIT?
547
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,418
WHY'S HE WEARIN'
A SHEET?
548
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,250
GARBAGE?
549
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,000
THAT'S WHAT SMELLS.
550
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
WE'RE NOT HAULIN'
RELICS.
551
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,460
WE'RE TAKIN' OUT
THE TRASH.
552
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,458
IT'S A SCAM!
553
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,418
GEEZO TRICKED US
INTO DOIN' CHORES.
554
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,376
SO WHERE'S OUR GOLD?
555
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,245
IT'S NOT YOUR GOLD!
556
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,210
IT'S MINE!
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
557
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,418
CHUAKAS HAVE BEEN
TRICKING YOU ROTTEN
SURFACE-DWELLERS
558
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,126
INTO DOING OUR WORK
FOR CENTURIES.
559
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,325
HA HA HA!
560
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,333
SERVES YOU RIGHT
FOR TRYIN'
TO STEAL OUR GOLD.
561
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,883
YEAH, BUT WE SHOULD
GET SOMETHING.
562
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,285
I MEAN,
WE WORKED ALL DAY.
563
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,381
YOU GOT SOMETHING.
564
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,325
YOU GOT A LESSON
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
565
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:38,213
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING,
YOU GOTTA EARN IT.
566
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,628
Kuzco: NO, YOU'RE
NOT DREAMING.
567
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,415
I'M REALLY
DOING THE DISHES.
568
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,206
I FIGURED,
IF I'M GONNA WORK,
569
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,998
MIGHT AS WELL
BE FOR CHICHA.
570
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
AT LEAST SHE PAYS.
571
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,710
NOT LIKE THAT CHEAPSHUKUKA!
572
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,458
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
I DID THE MATH,
573
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,288
AND IF I KEEP DOING
CHORES AROUND HERE,
574
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:56,001
I'LL BE ABLE TO BUY
A CART CYCLE IN ONLY...
575
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,250
3 YEARS.
576
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,880
[PLATES BREAKING]
577
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:01,875
OR MAYBE A LITTLE LONGER.
578
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:06,128
HEY, LOOKIE!
ANOTHER COOKIE!
579
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,625
"AT THE END
OF TODAY'S EPISODE,
580
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,415
YOU WILL BE SEEN
READING THIS FORTUNE."
581
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,173
[THINKING]
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
582
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,746
I'M READING
THIS FORTUNE NOW, BUT...
583
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,000
OH, IT MUST BE
THE END OF THE EPISODE.
584
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,380
THIS GUY'S A GENIUS!
585
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:21,833
OH, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
586
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:24,713
AND THEN YOU WILL
GIVE A GREAT, BIG KISS TO...
587
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,248
YZMA?!
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