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HI THERE. TODAY'S EPISODE
IS ALL ABOUT ME.
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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
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EVERY EPISODE
IS ALL ABOUT ME.
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[LAUGHING] THEME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO
TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GO TO ACE THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR TO BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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EXACTLY.
EXACTLY.
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING TO
COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS A-B-Cs ♪
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♪ THEY'LL TRY TO STOP HIM
AND TOP HIM ♪
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TO DESTROY HIM, RIGHT?
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HUH?
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♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪
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♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND THE HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THE THICK
TALL BOOKS ♪
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING TO
COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS OR LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ HE'LL HELP AGAINST
THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME?
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SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.
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♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪
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♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, LET'S GO ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ BOW DOWN BEFORE ME ♪
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♪ YOU MUST ADORE ME ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ PRAISE AND SALUTE ME ♪
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♪ OBEY ABSOLUTELY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU ARE A PEASANT ♪
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♪ GIVE ME A PRESENT ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.
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SILLY CHACA.
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YESTERDAY WAS
KUZCO APPLIANCE DAY.
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HENCE THE KUZCO ALARM
SUNDIAL GIVEAWAY.
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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HOW DO YOU MAKE
THIS THING STOP?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T MAKE THEM.
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I JUST MAKE MONEY
OFF THEM.
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WHICH REMINDS ME.
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YOU OWE ME 29.95 FOR THAT.
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YOU GAVE ME THIS
AS A GIFT.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S FREE.
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OR DOES IT?
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I'LL HAVE TO CHECK
MY GIFT GIVING POLICY.
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KUZCO, I'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT
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IF YOU'LL JUST
MAKE THIS THING
STOP SINGING.
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PACHA, PACHA, PACHA.
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IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.
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YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I WANT.
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♪ MY BATH IS SO ROSY ♪
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♪ BUBBLES CANOSY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ DRESS ME UP FANCY ♪
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♪ THE FIRST TO A DANCEY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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UH, WHERE'S THE DANCEY?
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪
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♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ A BREAKFAST OF CAKE
AND CHOCOLATE SHAKE ♪
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♪ OH, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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IS IT FINALLY OVER?
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HUH? NO, NO.
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KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS JUST GETTING STARTED.
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YES, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.
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THE BEST OF MANY
COMPLETELY CALLED FOR
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AND ENTIRELY NOT MADE UP
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HOLIDAYS CELEBRATING
THE WORLD'S
GREATEST TREASURE...
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ME.
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NOT HIM.
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OR THEM.
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OR HER.
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ME!
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AND IT'S THE BEST BECAUSE
NO ONE'S LEFT OUT.
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ALL THE VILLAGERS
IN MY KINGDOM
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GET TO DO WHATEVER I SAY.
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HEY, I'M A PEOPLE PERSON.
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EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
WHEN THEY COME TO ME
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WITH THEIR COMPLAINTS,
THEY'RE ALL
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ME, ME, ME.
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IT'S THE WORST.
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BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
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I'M LETTING KRONK
PLAY HORSEY.
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GIDDYUP, GIDDYUP.
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HOW NICE AM I?
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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GOOD MORNING, MALINA,
MY SMOOCHY POT PIE.
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YOU MAY BOW
IF YOU WISH.
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OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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OR CURTSY.
WHATEVER WORKS
FOR YOU.
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DON'T HUG HIM THOUGH.
NO TOUCHING.
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KUZCO, WHY ARE YOU
SITTING ON KRONK?
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BETTER YET, WHY IS KRONK
LETTING YOU SIT ON HIM?
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HE HAS TO. IT'S
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.
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I SAID...
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IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY!
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[PLAYING FANFARE
POORLY]
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WHY DO WE REHEARSE, GUYS?
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BESIDES, DIDN'T YOU HEAR
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YOUR KUZCO ALARM SUNDIAL
THIS MORNING?
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UH, YEAH, BECAUSE I
DEFINITELY DIDN'T
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THROW THAT THING AWAY
THE MOMENT YOU
GAVE IT TO ME.
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I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
YOU OWE ME 29.95.
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NO, I DON'T.
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AND NO, I'M NOT
GOING ALONG
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WITH ANOTHER
COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR,
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ENTIRELY MADE UP HOLIDAY
FOR KUZCO THE EGO MANIAC.
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QUICK TIP.
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU
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A NAME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
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LIKE SAY, EGO MANIAC,
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JUST ACT MAD.
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ALSO, MY HAIR
LOOKS PERFECTER.
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EGO MANIAC?
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DISMOUNT.
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OW! HEAD.
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JUST BECAUSE I THINK
BEING EMPEROR
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MAKES ME BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE
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DOESN'T MEAN I'M
AN EGO MANIAC.
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OR DOES IT?
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I'M A LITTLE FUZZY
ON WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE HONEST.
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FOR BEING HONEST,
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YOU'RE TECHNICALLY
NOT THE EMPEROR
UNTIL YOU GRADUATE.
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ALSO, I'M AFRAID
OF THUNDER.
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AND I HAVE
A WEIRD RASH.
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TOO HONEST? SORRY.
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YES, KUZCO.
EGO MANIAC MEANS
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YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
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BUT, NEWS FLASH,
YOU'RE NOT.
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THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
OUT THERE
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NON EMPERORS DO THAT YOU
COULD NEVER DO.
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WHAT? YOU MEAN THERE
ARE PEOPLE IN
MY KINGDOM
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WHO HAVE TALENTS
AND STRENGTHS
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THAT I DON'T HAVE?
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YES. AND THE SOONER
YOU REALIZE THAT,
THE BETTER.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO CHANGE
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AND LEARN THAT
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
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All: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE KUZCO
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THE COOLEST EMPEROR AROUND.
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AND TO THE EMPIRE
FOR WHICH HE RULES...
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I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE
TODAY THOUGH, RIGHT,
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BECAUSE TODAY IS DEFINITELY
ALL ABOUT ME.
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DON'T GET MAD AT ME.
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I DON'T DECIDE WHAT GETS
TAUGHT AROUND HERE.
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OK, IT'S MY SCHOOL
SO I SORT OF DO,
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT'S MY FAULT, DOES IT?
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HUMILIATING
A HARD WORKING TEACHER
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BY DRESSING HIM
LIKE KUZCO
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IS YET ANOTHER WAY
WE CELEBRATE
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY!
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MR. M, IN HONOR OF
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY,
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YOU THINK YOU COULD SCAT
THE REST OF THE LESSON?
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YOU KNOW, KUZCO'S GREAT
SHOOBA DOOBA ZOW!
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NO, I COULDN'T.
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FRANKLY, TEACHERS
DESERVE A DAY
OF APPRECIATION
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MORE THAN YOU DO.
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SO INSTEAD OF
DISCUSSING WAYS
TO CHERISH YOU,
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I HAVE AN EXERCISE
I'D LIKE TO TRY.
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EACH OF YOU WILL RECEIVE
A STONE FROM THIS BOWL.
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THOSE OF YOU WHO GET
PLAIN STONES
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WILL BE REGULAR OLD
HARD WORKING VILLAGERS.
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NOT A BIG SWITCH
FOR MOST OF YOU.
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BUT WHOEVER GETS
THIS GOLD STONE
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WILL BE EMPEROR
FOR A DAY.
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LIKE THAT CAN HAPPEN.
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THAT CAN HAPPEN?
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NOW, I NEED
A VOLUNTEER TO
HAND OUT THE STONES,
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BECAUSE FRANKLY,
THEY'RE HEAVY,
AND I'M TIRED.
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I'LL HAND OUT THE STONES,
MR. MOLEGUACO.
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MALINA, PERFECT.
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YOU'RE REALLY
THE ONLY STUDENT
I TRUST HERE.
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THE REST OF YOU
DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
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I'LL TAKE THE GOLD STONE
AND SOME FRIES.
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[LAUGHING] FRIES.
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NO. YOU DON'T
GET TO PICK
WHICH STONE YOU WANT.
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IT'S A RANDOM DRAWING.
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
SO NO ONE WILL KNOW
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YOU GAVE ME
THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE.
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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NO. I'M SAYING THAT
BECAUSE IT'S
A RANDOM DRAWING.
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VERY CONVINCING.
KEEP IT UP.
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GOLD STONE, GOLD STONE.
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PLEASE LET ME GET
THE GOLD STONE.
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I'LL GET A PIE
IF I GET
THE GOLD STONE.
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HEY, THIS ISN'T GOLD.
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NO, THIS IS. SEE, SHINY.
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BY THE WAY,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN AGAIN
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IF YOU GET THE GOLD STONE?
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IT MEANS CONGRATULATIONS
ARE IN ORDER, KRONK.
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FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS,
YOU ARE OUR EMPEROR
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AND HAVE CONTROL
OVER THE KINGDOM.
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AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
YOUR ASSIGNMENT
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IS TO PAY ALLEGIANCE
TO KRONK.
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RESPECT HIM,
BRING HIM GIFTS.
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
EACH STUDENT
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MUST BOW TO HIM
IN A SHOW OF HUMILITY.
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YOU MEAN EVERYONE
EXCEPT ME, RIGHT?
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NO. I MEAN
ESPECIALLY YOU, KUZCO.
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NO ONE HERE
HAS MORE TO LEARN
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ABOUT BEING
A HARD WORKING VILLAGER
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AND THE TRUE OBLIGATIONS
AND RESPONSIBILITIES
OF BEING EMPEROR
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THAN YOU.
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU'RE JUST
MESSING WITH ME.
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THIS IS A PRANK, RIGHT?
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[LAUGHING]
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YOU'RE TOO MUCH, MR. M.
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OK, I GIVE UP.
YOU GOT ME.
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WHEW! THAT WAS FUN.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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THEN THAT MEANS...
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♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE,
KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪
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♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE,
KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪
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♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪
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KRONK,
IF YOU'RE EMPEROR,
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00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,455
THEN I GUESS TODAY
I'M THE EMPEROR'S
ADVISOR.
232
00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:41,128
I DON'T KNOW,
I MEAN YZMA
MIGHT GET UPSET.
233
00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:43,995
KRONK, PRINCIPAL ANZI
IS A CLEVER DISGUISE.
234
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,630
I'M YZMA, REMEMBER?
235
00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,745
YZMA!
236
00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,710
REALLY? YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN.
237
00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:49,998
YOU GOT A PEN?
238
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,460
AND PAPER?
239
00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,578
AND A DESK.
240
00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,463
EMPEROR GUARDS.
241
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,208
THEY ARE ONE
HARDWORKING BUNCH.
242
00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,328
I GOTTA START
TIPPING THOSE GUYS.
243
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,583
HOW MANY Qs ARE IN
YOUR NAME?
244
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,003
WAIT, BACK UP.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
245
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,880
NEVER MIND THAT.
246
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,575
IF YOU'RE EMPEROR,
247
00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:08,083
WHAT DOES THAT
MAKE KUZCO?
248
00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,083
OH, HE GETS TO BE
A VILLAGER.
249
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,423
HE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW
HIS HUMILITY
250
00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:13,456
BY BOWING TO ME.
251
00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,288
PERSONALLY, I DON'T CARE
FOR THE BOWING.
252
00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,461
DON'T NEED THE EGO BOOST,
253
00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,248
BUT IT'S PART OF
THE CLASS ASSIGNMENT.
254
00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,130
[MUTED SCREAM]
255
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:23,578
PERFECT.
256
00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,463
KUZCO WILL TURN INTO
A LLAMA OR A RABBIT,
257
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,328
OR EVEN A FROG
BEFORE HE'D BOW
TO YOU.
258
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,753
HE DID TURN INTO
THOSE THINGS, REMEMBER?
259
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,880
MY POINT IS,
260
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,705
THE ONLY THING KUZCO
IS CAPABLE OF PRAISING
261
00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:35,828
IS HIMSELF.
262
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,503
WHICH MEANS HE WON'T
BOW TO YOU.
263
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,830
HE'LL FAIL THE ASSIGNMENT,
AND TOMORROW,
264
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,633
I'LL BECOME EMPRESS.
265
00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:42,825
[LAUGHING]
266
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,083
YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK
WITH YZMA...
267
00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,833
ABOUT ALL THAT.
268
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,713
OH, FORGET IT.
269
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:50,748
OK. TIP TIME.
270
00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,250
WHOSE GOT CHANGE
FOR A TWENTY?
271
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,580
WOW. YOU GUYS ARE ON IT.
272
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:55,963
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
273
00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,458
YOU'RE THINKING,
KUZCO'S NOT
274
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,878
A HARD WORKING
HUMBLE VILLAGER.
275
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,825
HOW CAN HE SURVIVE
WITHOUT ALL HIS
MONEY AND POWER?
276
00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,333
HE ESPECIALLY CAN'T
BOW TO KRONK, RIGHT?
277
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,883
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
278
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,705
I CAN'T BOW TO KRONK!
279
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,128
OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
280
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,705
LOOK, I AGREED TO EAT
LUNCH WITH YOU
281
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,248
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
282
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:16,830
IF IT'S NOT WORKING,
I HAVE BETTER OFFERS.
283
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,878
FINE. GO ON.
284
00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,995
ABANDON ME IN MY HOUR
OF NEED.
285
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,995
HEY, THAT TURKEY
SMELLS GOOD.
286
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,210
CAN I COME WITH?
287
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,708
KUZCO, STOP IT.
288
00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:31,828
OW! I MEAN...
289
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,583
THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY
DIDN'T HURT AT ALL.
290
00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:34,583
I'M MANLY.
291
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,833
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?
292
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,383
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD
293
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,455
TO BE A VILLAGER LIKE
THE REST OF US?
294
00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,418
UH, YEAH.
295
00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:42,456
THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY
296
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,748
IS NOT AS FAST
AS IT THINKS IT IS.
297
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,710
HMM?
298
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,208
BY THE WAY,
WHAT IS A CHICKENFISH?
299
00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,748
KUZCO, YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN EMPEROR SINCE
YOU CAME TO SCHOOL.
300
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,210
YOU'RE ALREADY
A VILLAGER.
301
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,288
ALL YOU NEED TO DO
TO PULL OFF
THIS ASSIGNMENT
302
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,001
IS LEARN A LITTLE
HUMILITY.
303
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,830
THAT THE VILLAGERS
ARE HARD WORKING,
304
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,293
GOOD NATURED,
KIND PEOPLE.
305
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,081
WAIT A MINUTE.
306
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:05,423
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM ALREADY A VILLAGER.
307
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:08,166
MINUS THE HARD WORKING,
GOOD NATURED, KIND PART.
308
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,076
YEAH. WE CAN WORK
ON THAT.
309
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,003
BUT THAT'S THE IDEA.
310
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,710
YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD
REALLY FIX THE ROOF.
311
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,578
MAYBE THE CHOIR
SHOULD PRACTICE
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
312
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,713
[CHOIR STOPS SINGING]
313
00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:19,828
ANYWAY, BACK TO ME.
314
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,133
THIS IS GONNA WORK.
315
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,075
I'M GONNA BE AN HONEST
TO GOODNESS VILLAGER.
316
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:27,213
WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL
VILLAGER RIGHTS
AND PRIVILEGES.
317
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,878
IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.
318
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,205
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW
319
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,458
WHERE I GET TO DRAW
320
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,578
ALL OF THE COOL
VILLAGER THINGS I CAN DO.
321
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:36,713
THIS IS ME IN HUMBLE
VILLAGER CLOTHES.
322
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:37,708
I'M SO CUTE.
323
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,458
AND LOOK, I CAN SLEEP
ON A HAYSTACK.
324
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,998
I CAN MILK PUMAS.
325
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,460
NICE, KITTY.
326
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,168
I CAN SWIM IN MUD.
327
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,996
AND I CAN EAT IT.
328
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,170
ARE YOU DONE?
329
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,456
ARE YOU KIDDING?
330
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,168
I CAN BATTLE
A FIERCE CHICKENFISH.
331
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,576
WITH A TRIDENT.
332
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:54,963
OK. THAT'S ENOUGH.
333
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:58,458
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT'S WHAT
A VILLAGER IS?
334
00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,958
ABSOLUTELY.
335
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,128
WHY?
336
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:05,575
DUH...LOOKS LIKE
I'VE GOT A LOT
TO SHOW YOU.
337
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,628
I CAN'T SLEEP
ON THIS STUFF.
338
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,825
FOR THE RECORD,
MILKING PUMA...
339
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,713
BAD IDEA.
340
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,378
[PUMA ROARS]
341
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,380
YUCK! THIS MUD
TASTES LIKE MUD.
342
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,713
HELLO. NONE OF THESE FISH
LOOK LIKE CHICKENS.
343
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,458
THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A CHICKENFISH.
344
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,578
THERE'S NOT?
345
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,173
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
346
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,326
THAT MY PRE CONCEIVED
NOTIONS ABOUT THE VILLAGERS
WERE WRONG?
347
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,383
UH...YES.
348
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,625
AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU
349
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,205
TO GET SOME
FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE.
350
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,458
THE FIRST THING I LEARNED
351
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,378
WAS THAT VILLAGERS
HAVE TO GROW
THEIR OWN FOOD.
352
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,415
I DON'T HAVE TO PLANT
ALL THESE, DO I?
353
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,326
YES. YOU DO.
354
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,625
NEXT, I LEARNED
THAT VILLAGERS
355
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:58,875
DON'T BUY THEIR STUFF
AT EAST MART,
356
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,285
THEY ACTUALLY MAKE
THEIR OWN BLANKETS
AND STUFF.
357
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,458
UNTANGLE, AISLE 5.
358
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,578
I ALSO LEARNED THAT
SOME OF THE VILLAGERS
359
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,003
ARE EXPERT POTTERY MAKERS.
360
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,420
I GAVE IT A SHOT.
361
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,000
AFTER YOU MAKE A VASE,
OR POT OR WHATEVER,
362
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,960
YOU GET TO PAINT IT.
363
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,828
MINE'S A GOOD VASE,
RIGHT?
364
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,583
YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
STICK TO BEING EMPEROR.
365
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,583
YOU KNOW, MALINA,
DON'T TELL ANYBODY,
366
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,583
BUT TODAY, I'VE LEARNED
TO APPRECIATE
367
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,713
THE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.
368
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:33,958
I FEEL LIKE
I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE.
369
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:37,578
AND YOU KNOW,
I THINK I'M SORT OF
GOOD AT IT.
370
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,963
YOU'RE RIDING
THE LLAMA BACKWARDS.
371
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,288
YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD.
372
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,711
I WONDERED WHERE
HIS HEAD WENT.
373
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:43,878
OTHER THAN THAT,
I AGREE.
374
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,995
I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED
A LITTLE HUMILITY TODAY.
375
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,380
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST.
376
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,285
BOWING TO KRONK.
377
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,381
HUH? COME ON.
378
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,625
ISN'T THAT TAKING IT
A LITTLE TOO FAR?
379
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:58,415
IF YOU DON'T BOW,
YOU'LL FAIL THE CLASS.
380
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,833
DO I HAVE TO BOW
TO KRONK?
381
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,633
HE'S THE EMPEROR
FOR THE DAY.
382
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,375
THE ASSIGNMENT
WAS VERY CLEAR.
383
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,325
WE BRING HIM THE GIFT
AND BOW TO HIM.
384
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,083
YEAH, AND I DON'T
GET THAT.
385
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,423
WHY ARE WE
GIVING KRONK A LLAMA?
386
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:18,206
HE'S THE EMPEROR.
WE'RE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.
387
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,578
HE DOESN'T NEED
GIFTS FROM US.
388
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,883
YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING
389
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,325
THAT IT'S NOT ALL
ABOUT YOU.
390
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,003
MAYBE I'M NOT
WASTING MY TIME.
391
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,170
NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.
392
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,576
WHEN I'M EMPEROR,
GIFTS MAKE
PERFECT SENSE.
393
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,883
I DESERVE THEM.
394
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,995
LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TAKE THIS
SERIOUSLY,
395
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,460
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
396
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:35,708
WHAT? I'M THE MOST SERIOUS
HARD WORKING VILLAGER
THERE IS.
397
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,418
CAN I GET OFF
THE LLAMA NOW?
398
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,286
RIDING IT BACKWARDS
IS MAKING ME SICK.
399
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,001
[LAUGHING]
400
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,170
LET'S SEE, ALL I HAVE TO DO
DO BECOME EMPRESS IS...
401
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,706
WAIT, DO I NEED
A POTION FOR THAT?
402
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,878
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
403
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:49,995
I WASN'T TALKING.
404
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,500
YEAH. I HEARD YOU TALKING.
405
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,750
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
406
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,000
YOU'RE RIGHT. LISTEN.
407
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,880
AS EMPEROR,
ME AND THE BOYS
408
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,205
HAVE BEEN LOOKING OVER
THE FINANCIAL SCROLLS.
409
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,708
KRONK, WHY ARE THESE
GUARDS HERE?
410
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,128
THIS IS MY SECRET LAB.
411
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,575
YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
412
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,503
THE LAB SPENDS
WAY MORE MONEY
413
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,880
THAN IT BRINGS IN.
414
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,205
OH, BY THE WAY,
415
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,708
SOMETHING MIGHT BE WRONG
WITH THE SECRET LAB RIDE.
416
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,713
GOOD TIMES. ANYWAY.
417
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,998
THE IMPORTED BAT WINGS,
418
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,290
THE ENCHANTED
UNICORN HORNS,
419
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,881
ALL THIS SQUARE FOOTAGE,
420
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,125
WE CAN'T JUSTIFY
THE EXPENSE.
421
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:25,995
I GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN.
422
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,960
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
423
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,128
YOU MUST BE JOKING.
424
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,205
I WISH I WAS,
425
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,628
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP.
426
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,875
NUMBERS? KRONK, YOU BARELY
KNOW HOW TO COUNT.
427
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,875
YEAH, BUT THIS IS JUST
BASIC ACCOUNTING.
428
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,205
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
429
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:46,578
WELL, WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO CONCOCT
MY EVIL SCHEMES?
430
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,173
YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
431
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,956
THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD,
432
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,628
BUT I HAVE TO
LET YOU GO.
433
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,825
WE CAN'T AFFORD
YOUR SALARY.
434
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,753
YOU'RE FIRING ME?
435
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,000
WE SAY LET GO
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER.
436
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,380
BUT YEAH, YOU'RE FIRED.
437
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,375
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
438
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:04,375
ONLY THE EMPEROR
CAN FIRE ME.
439
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,288
[SCREAMING]
440
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,881
[LAUGHING]
441
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,375
OH, THIS IS AWKWARD.
442
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,705
WELL, NO HARD FEELINGS.
443
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,958
IF YOU SEE PRINCIPAL AMZI
444
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,828
COULD YOU TELL HER
I NEED TO FIRE HER, TOO.
445
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,583
[DOOR SLAMS]
446
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,003
OK, THE GUY WHO WANTS
TO RENT THIS SPACE
447
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,960
FOR AN ICE CREAM PARLOR
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
448
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:25,958
[WATCH BEEPS]
449
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,628
OH, GOTTA GO.
BOWING TIME.
450
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,708
ICE CREAM.
GET YOUR ICE CREAM.
451
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,958
CHOCOLATE CHIP.
452
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:48,128
CHOCOLATE FUDGE SWIRL.
453
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,455
KUZCO, COME ON.
454
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,708
STOP FREAKING OUT.
455
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:59,498
THIS ISN'T FREAKING OUT.
456
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,000
THIS IS BEING DIFFICULT.
457
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,420
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
458
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:06,126
JUST GO IN THE GYM,
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
459
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,415
NO. AND WHY ARE YOU
SO STRONG?
460
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,746
CAN WE TAKE A BREAK?
461
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,960
I'M EXHAUSTED.
462
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:16,825
YZMA?
463
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,423
CONGRATULATIONS, KUZCO.
464
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,876
APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT
THE WORST EMPEROR
IMAGINABLE AFTER ALL.
465
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,825
WHAT DID KRONK DO?
466
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:24,883
HE FIRED ME.
467
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,705
SAYS THE SECRET LAB
IS COSTING TOO MUCH.
468
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,958
COOL. HE FIRED YOU
JUST LIKE I DID.
469
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,288
EXCEPT HE FIRED YOU
FOR AN ACTUAL REASON.
470
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,421
HEY, MAYBE THAT KRONKSTER
471
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,326
IS NOT SUCH A BAD
EMPEROR AFTER ALL.
472
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,503
HMM. SAYS YOU.
473
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,960
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
474
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,248
NO. KRONK IS TO BLAME.
475
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,580
AND WHOEVER PLACED HIM
IN POWER, OF COURSE.
476
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,633
YEAH, IT WAS THAT
MR. MOLEGUACO
477
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,825
AND HIS STUPID
RANDOM DRAWING.
478
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,633
I MADE KRONK EMPEROR.
479
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,875
WHAT?
480
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,825
DOUBLE WHAT?
481
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,003
IT'S MY FAULT
KRONK IS EMPEROR.
482
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,880
I CHEATED.
IT WASN'T RANDOM.
483
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,245
I GAVE HIM
THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE
484
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,880
TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.
485
00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,705
I KNEW IT!
486
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,078
WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T.
487
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,293
BUT LET'S JUST SAY I DID.
488
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,751
WELL,
THAT'S A TOUCHING
CONFESSION, MALINA.
489
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,460
BUT I'M AFRAID
THE DAMAGE
IS ALREADY DONE.
490
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,578
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
491
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,383
REGARDLESS OF HOW
IT HAPPENED?
492
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,455
KRONK IS EMPEROR.
493
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,458
AND THE POWER
OF THE EMPEROR IS ABSOLUTE.
494
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,458
I KNEW THAT.
495
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,628
EMPEROR KRONK CAN DO
WHATEVER HE WANTS.
496
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,575
UNTIL TOMORROW.
497
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,713
OF COURSE, WHO KNOWS
WHAT DAMAGE
498
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,878
HE'LL MANAGE
TO CAUSE BY THEN.
499
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,955
UNLESS HE DECIDES
TO QUIT.
500
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,498
AND WHY WOULD HE
DO THAT?
501
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,960
YEAH. ONLY A MEATHEAD
WOULD QUIT.
502
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:31,288
WAIT A MINUTE.
KRONK IS A MEATHEAD.
503
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:35,001
KUZCO, WHAT WAS
THE WORST PART
ABOUT BEING EMPEROR?
504
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,830
THAT'S EASY.
505
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,833
LISTENING
TO VILLAGER COMPLAINTS.
506
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,583
THE WORST.
507
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,333
OH, THEY'RE SO NEEDY.
508
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,883
WE NEED MORE EQUIPMENT
TO TILL THE SOIL.
509
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,625
WE NEED MORE TIME
TO WEAVE THE
INTRICATE BLANKETS.
510
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,165
HMM? I GUESS THOSE COMPLAINTS
DO MAKE SENSE
511
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,246
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
512
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,290
BUT LISTENING TO IT
DAY IN AND DAY OUT,
513
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,461
EW!
514
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,288
IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY
24 SECOND SHUSH CLOCK...
515
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,081
[DING]
516
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,463
I WOULD'VE QUIT
YEARS AGO.
517
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,828
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT
HOW GREAT AN EMPEROR
I AM LATER.
518
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,883
RIGHT NOW, WE NEED
TO THINK OF A WAY
519
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,825
TO MAKE KRONK QUIT.
520
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,333
ANY IDEAS?
521
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,748
WHAT? MY HAIR?
I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL.
522
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,000
TWO WORDS--SPLIT ENDS.
523
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,830
LOOK, THE EMPIRE
IS STRETCHED OUT.
524
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,583
MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE
THAT PLOW NEXT
GROWING SEASON.
525
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,333
AND DON'T FORGET TO GRAB
526
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,883
A SOUVENIR BASKETBALL
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
527
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,825
[DOOR CLOSES]
528
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,713
IS IT TIME
TO KNOCK OFF YET?
529
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,578
LISTENING TO ALL
THESE COMPLAINTS
IS THE WORST.
530
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,463
GREETINGS,
EMPEROR KRONK.
531
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,578
HE'S STRETCHING
MY CLOTHES.
532
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,633
LET IT GO.
533
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,995
BUT HE'S STRETCHING THEM.
534
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,460
STRETCHY.
535
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,628
HEY, GUYS.
536
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,455
HEY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT
I'VE DONE WITH THE GYM?
537
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,748
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE PALACE, HUH?
538
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,330
EXCEPT FOR
THE BASKETBALL HOOP.
539
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,423
EMPEROR KRONK,
540
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:48,626
WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE HAVE SOME REQUESTS.
541
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,375
REQUESTS. GOT YOU.
FIRE AWAY.
542
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,245
YOU MAY WANT
TO TAKE NOTES.
543
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,630
HE LIVES FOR THAT.
544
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,575
LET HER RIP.
545
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,708
Kuzco:
WE GET IT,
IT'S A LONG LIST.
546
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,708
OUR STORY
IS BACK OVER THERE.
547
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,960
THAT'S A LONG LIST.
548
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,168
OH, AND I HAVE 12 MORE.
549
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,826
HOLY HOWER MONKEY.
550
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,083
[MONKEY SCREECHES]
551
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,833
NOT NOW, HONKSLEY,
I'M WORKING.
552
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,633
AND FINALLY,
I NEED A GARGOYLE
553
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,955
FOR THE ENTRANCE
TO MY NEW
SECRET LAB.
554
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,748
THE GOOD KIND.
DID YOU GET
ALL THAT?
555
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,420
UH...YEAH. I THINK SO.
556
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,416
MY TURN.
557
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,126
UH...SHOOT.
558
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,625
AND FINALLY,
I WANT WORLD PEACE.
559
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,745
OR AT LEAST
WORLD AGREEMENT
TO DISAGREE.
560
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,750
GOT IT?
561
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,290
MORE OR LESS.
562
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,501
YOUR TURN.
563
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,830
DO I HAVE...
564
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,753
YES!
565
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,710
YOU CAN DO IT.
566
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,876
THERE. SEE? I BOWED.
567
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,455
I'M NOT JUST
A HUMBLE VILLAGER, BABY.
568
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,498
I'M THE HUMBLEST.
569
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,170
AND BY THE WAY, KRONK,
I JUST WANT TO SAY
570
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,576
THAT YOU ARE IN A POSITION
OF POWER HERE, BIG GUY,
571
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,173
AND YOU GOT CERTAIN
OBLIGATIONS
572
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,876
TO THE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.
573
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,495
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD
THINK ABOUT
574
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,710
PUTTING THE GOOD
OF THE WHOLE
575
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,828
BEFORE YOUR OWN
SELFISH NEEDS.
576
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,883
I DO?
577
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,575
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
I'M GONNA DO THINGS
578
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,713
WHEN I'M BACK IN POWER.
579
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,628
SO I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW.
580
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:21,075
NOW, ON TO MY LIST.
581
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,833
FIRST, I'D LIKE YOU
TO ADMIT
582
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,293
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL
EMPEROR AND QUIT.
583
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,631
STOP. I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.
584
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,875
THIS IS YOUR GIG, KUZCO.
585
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,248
YESTERDAY, I LEARNED
IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE.
586
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,460
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
I HAVE SO MANY
GREAT QUALITIES.
587
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,078
BEING A VILLAGER
IS TOUGHER THAN
I THOUGHT.
588
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,253
YOU WERE RIGHT, MR. M.
589
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,710
EMPERORS DON'T NEED
MORE RECOGNITION.
590
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,998
EVERYBODY ELSE DOES.
591
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,710
SO IN HONOR OF
KUZCO TEACHER
APPRECIATION DAY,
592
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,578
I PRESENT YOU
WITH THIS GIFT.
593
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,333
OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
594
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,713
JUST SAY
YOU'LL PAY ME 29.95.
595
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,328
♪ 29 DOLLARS,
29 DOLLARS ♪
596
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,633
♪ 29 DOLLARS
AND 95 CENTS ♪
597
00:21:58,625 --> 00:21:59,625
KUZCO!
598
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,130
♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪
599
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,625
♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪
600
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,455
♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪
601
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,498
♪ LOOK AT THEM GO ♪
602
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,000
♪ GOSH, THOSE ARE TINY ♪
603
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,130
♪ I CANNOT READ THEM ♪
604
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,075
♪ I WISH THAT THEY WERE
BIGGER AND SLOW ♪
605
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,503
♪ WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ♪
606
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710
♪ WHAT ARE THEY DOING? ♪
607
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,708
♪ IT SHOULD JUST SAY
IT'S MADE BY KUZCO ♪
608
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,378
♪ ALMOST THE LAST ONE ♪
609
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,575
♪ ARE WE ALL DONE NOW? ♪
610
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:25,633
♪ ONLY THING LEFT IS
TO SHOW THE LOGOS ♪
611
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,625
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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