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HOLA! IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR--

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

UH-HUH.

NO, I'M ON RIGHT NOW.

I LOOK GOOD, DON'T I?

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Kuzco: WOW. SEE THAT BRAVE GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BLAST OFF

INTO OUTER SPACE?

PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

WELL, GUESS WHAT--

THAT'S ME.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT-- I'M THAT BRAVE GUY!

MY NAME'S KUZCO.

SUPER BRAVE DUDE KUZCO.

WHAT?! THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?

LOOK. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU GO BACK AWAYS TO EARLIER TODAY

THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE.

NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT FAR.

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GO BACK, GO BACK.

AWW...LOOK AT ME SLEEPING.

[GIGGLES] EVEN ASLEEP I'M TOTALLY HANDSOME.

[SNORES LOUDLY]

EH-HEH...OK, LET'S MOVE AHEAD.

ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN TODAY'S KUZCO ACADEMY NEWS.

NOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT ME.

NOT ABOUT ME, ABOUT--

NOPE--NOT ABOUT ME.

BORING.

HEY, I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT ISSUE.

AND YET THERE'S NOT A SINGLE WORD ABOUT YOURS TRULY.

EXCEPT THIS AD FOR

KUZ-CLEAN!

BE BOLD, TURN YOUR TEETH TO GOLD!

GOLD WILL BE TAXED AT STANDARD GOLD TAX RATES

PER KINGDOM AGREEMENT BETWEEN TOOTH BRUSHER AND THE PARTY KNOWN AS KUZCO.

YOU KNOW, KUZCO,

NOT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AROUND HERE IS ABOUT YOU.

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, CAN IT?

EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME,

YOU JUST NEED TO GET IT IN YOUR LITTLE

NEWS SCROLL THINGY.

HERE, IF YOU WANT IT ALL ABOUT YOU,

THEN PUBLISH YOUR OWN NEWS SCROLL.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

I'LL PUBLISH MY VERY OWN NEWSY NEWS SCROLL!

THINGY.

Announcer: KUZCO DISCOVERS BUCKY BOY!

KUZCO CAPTURES BIGFOOT!

KUZCO--MAN OR LLAMA MAMA?

KUZCO FINDS IMAGE OF KUZCO ON SLICE OF TOAST!

KUZCO RAY DEFEATS ALIEN INVADER!

KUZCO HIRES HEADLINE ANNOUNCER!

WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT,

A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE ALIEN INVADER SAID,

QUOTE "KUZCO BUH-ROTTA NICKTO."

WOW, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL NEWS.

IT'S--DARE I SAY IT--EXCITING!

YEAH--BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.

UH, BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.

HE IS!

HERE'S WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY.

I LUH-OVED READING ABOUT BUCKY BOY.

IT WAS INSPIRING AND IT HAD LOTS OF HEART, TOO.

AND I THOUGHT KUZCO'S STORY ABOUT BIG FOOT

WAS SO COOL.

I READ IT 27 TIMES. [GIGGLES]

THE ONE ABOUT THE KUZCO TOAST WAS SPOOKY.

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT--KUZCO RULES!

KUZCO WRITE GOOD--EVEN GOODER THAN MALINA.

KUZCO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER SAY,

BUT...GOOD JOB.

FOR ONCE I DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP

HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST STORY.

SO AS OF NOW YOU'RE THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL'S

OFFICIAL EDITOR.

HEY!

WAIT...IS THAT LIKE A JANITOR?

NO, IT MEANS YOU'RE THE BOSS.

BOOM-BOSS, BABY!

WHO'S THE IN CHARGE EDITOR, MAN?

THAT'S RIGHT--IT'S ME!

UH-HUH, UH-HUH,

UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

WH-HA-HA-WHAT?

NOW I WORK FOR HIM?

HEH HEH--NO WAY.

I BELIEVE IN WRITING THE TRUTH.

I HAVE STANDARDS.

[BELL RINGS]

AND I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY DANCE INSTRUCTOR.

[LAUGHS] TONIGHT'S BOSSA NOVA NIGHT.

WHY SO GLUM?

WORKIN' FOR ME HAS LOTS OF FRINGE BENEFITS.

LIKE...HANGING OUT WITH ME,

THINKING ABOUT ME,

GLORIFYING ME.

PLUS, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OFKUZ-CLEAN!

LIFETIME SUPPLY VALID ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

OK, MALINA, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH TODAY.

NOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT ME, ABOUT--

NOPE. NOT ABOUT ME.

TSK TSK TSK. PEOPLE NO LIKEY BORING NEWS, MALINA.

I MEAN, COME ON, "PACHA STUBBS TOE?"

KRONK'S NEW RECIPE FOR FOY GRASS?

AH, THAT'S PRONOUNCED FOIE GROIS.

THAT'S PRONOUNCED-- WHO CARES...

PEOPLE LIKEY EXCITING KUZCO NEWS.

BORING, NO. EXCITING KUZCO, YES.

OK, HOW'S THIS SOUND?

"KUZCO FIRST MAN TO LAND ON THE SUN!"

EXAC-A-TACILY!

THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR!

THRILLS! CHILLS! ME DOING INCREDIBLE THINGS!

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANNA READ.

FINE, WHATEVER.

YOU'RE THE BOSS.

Announcer: KUZCO, FIRST MAN TO LAND ON THE SUN!

WHOA!

NO ONE'S EVER FLOWN TO THE SUN BEFORE!

KUZCO RULES!

HE'S PRETTY COOL, ALL RIGHT.

UM, DON'T YOU MEAN...CUTE?

[GIGGLES]

HEY THERE.

WHOA...WHAT'S WRONG?

2 WORDS.

KUZCO RULES?

NO...I QUIT.

UH-OH, LONG WALK...

DRAMATIC MUSIC...

MALINA LEAVING WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.

THAT'S SO HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.

MALINA...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT.

I ALREADY DID.

DIDN'T YOU LIKE MYKUZ-CLEAN?

IT TURNED MY TONGUE GOLD.

COME ON, DON'T QUIT.

YOU LOVE THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL.

MAYBE I USED TO,

BUT NOW IT'S FULL OF LIES.

BUCKY BOY IS TRUE!

LOOK, WHEN I RAN THE SCROLL, I HAD A MOTTO.

"NEWS THAT'S REAL IS OUR IDEAL."

YEAH, YEAH, AND MINE IS

"MOTTOS THAT RHYME, SHOULD BE A CRIME."

NO, NO, I'M KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!

OK, MAYBE YOU STRETCHED THE TRUTH A TEENSY,

WEENSY BIT ABOUT ME LANDING ON THE SUN.

IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IN MY NEWS SCROLL I WROTE ABOUT THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED.

I HAD STANDARDS.

I WAS A REPORTER.

NOW I'M JUST A LIAR.

YEAH, BUT A HOTTIE HOT LIAR!

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SO-CALLED NEWS SCROLL, KUZCO.

BUT COUNT ME OUT.

UH, HEY THERE, SORRY FOR THE PAUSE THINGY,

BUT, UH, I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE.

LET'S LOOK AT THE SCORE.

FIRST OFF, MALINA'S MY FRIEND.

SECOND, IT WAS HER GREAT IDEA THAT I PUBLISH MY OWN SCROLL.

THIRD, SHE STUCK BY ME EVEN WHEN I BUMPED HER OUT OF A JOB.

NUMBER 4, SHE CAME UP WITH THE BEST STORY YET.

AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE'S A HOTTIE.

HOT HOTTIE. HOTTEST HOTTIE.

IN ALL OF HOTTIE-DOM.

HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.

HOT.

SO SHE'S GOT LIKE...

WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF ON HER SIDE.

YEAH, SEVERAL OF THEM ARE HOTTIE,

BUT THAT STILL COUNTS.

SHE'S THAT HOT.

NOW, MEANWHILE OVER IN COLUMN "K."

ONLY THING I'VE DONE IS...

TURN HER INTO A LIAR.

HMM...STILL,

THAT'S BETTER THAN BEIN' TURNED INTO A LLAMA.

RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, BACK TO "SAD" ME.

SO, NOW WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE,

TOLD YOU IT WOULD ALL MAKE SENSE.

YOU SEE, IF I FLY TO THE SUN,

THEN MALINA WON'T BE A LIAR.

KUZCO, YOU CAN'T FLY TO THE SUN.

WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

NOW YOU'RE OK WITH BEING A BIG FAT LIAR?

I'M MORE OK WITH THAT

THAN WITH YOU BEING A BIG FAT FIRE!

DON'T WORRY, YOU LITTLE WORRIER.

I'M PREPARED.

KUZCO, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK THE SUN IS?

IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

A UNIQUE SHOWCASE FOR MY AWESOME ARTISTIC TALENTS.

OK, SO, HERE'S OUTER SPACE.

LOTS OF STARS AND STUFF.

AND HERE COMES THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.

TOUCHDOWN ON THE SUN IN T-MINUS 5...

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, TOUCHDOWN.

WHEE-HOO, LOOK AT ME,

CAPTAIN FIRST EMPEROR ON THE SUN.

MM-HMM...AND THERE WAS A LOVELY SUN GODDESS

WAITING TO GREAT ME.

HELLO, KUZCO PERSON.

WELCOME TO MY SUNNY SOLAR KINGDOM.

OH, GOOD, YOU BROUGHT SUNGLASSES.

[SINGING SURF MUSIC]

Malina: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR MALINA'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE I SHOW KUZCO WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN.

OK, SO HERE'S THE OUTER SPACE

AND THE STAR STUFF AGAIN.

AND HERE COMES THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.

WHAA!

THE END.

YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NO 40-FOOT SUN GODDESS LADY?

YES...

WHOA...HE'S REALLY FLYIN' TO THE SUN.

KUZCO RULES!

'COURSE HE IS, MALINA SAID HE WAS.

SHE ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH.

UH...THAT DIDN'T RULE SO MUCH.

NOPE...

ANYONE UP FOR PIZZA?

EH...THANKS, MALINA.

GLAD I WASN'T ON BOARD.

WHAT?! YOU WEREN'T ON BOARD?

KUZCO'S STILL HERE?

YOU RULE!

KUZCO ALIVE.

GREETINGS, HAPPY TO SEE ME PEASANT PEOPLE.

HEH HEH HEH.

MWAH! MWAH!

KISSY, KISSY, KISS, KISS.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WE SAW YOU CRASH INTO A BILLION PIECES.

YEAH, HOW COULD YOU BE ALIVE?

WELL, YOU KNOW ME,

I WAS TOTALLY ALL ENGINES, FULL BLAST.

BUT A SECOND BEFORE LIFT-OFF--

UH-OH--I WAS ATTACKED BY SLOTHS.

THAT'S RIGHT, SLOTHS.

YOU KNOW, THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.

ANYWAYS, I FOUGHT THEM TOOTH AND NAIL,

NAIL AND TOOTH, TOO, BUT THEY OVERPOWERED ME.

FORCED ME TO ABANDON SHIP.

SO...I...PICKED UP MY KUZCO RAY--PSZZEW!

AND, I, UH...

OK, MALINA, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN TOMORROW'S NEWS SCROLL.

Announcer: MALINA BIG HERO ON CAMPUS!

FEARLESSLY SAVED EMPEROR KUZCO FROM A FIERY DEMISE.

WOW!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL NEWS.

MALINA--YOU ARE BACK TO BEING EDITOR.

[BELL RINGS]

AND I AM BACK TO DANCE CLASS

FOR ADVANCED BOSSA NOVA!

FANTABULOUS STORY, MALINA.

YEAH.

YOU WRITE THE GOODEST.

AND IT'S ALL TRUE.

UNLIKE SOME STORIES.

BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Announcer: BUCKY BOY DISCOVERS ATOMIC NUT!

K-U-Z-C-O,

KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO!

THOUGH I'D LIKE TO THINK GRADUATING

FROM KUZCO ACADEMY WILL PROVIDE YOU

WITH BOUNDLESS OPPORTUNITY,

THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE LIKELY

TO END UP AS LLAMA HERDERS,

SO YOU ALL NEED TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.

EACH OF YOU WILL BE TAKING CARE OF A KITTEN.

WHICH MEANS YOU'LL BE DOING THINGS LIKE BRUSHING IT.

TURTLE SHELL COMB.

FEEDING IT.

SARDINE PUFFS.

PLAYING WITH IT.

GO FISH.

AND EVEN NAMING IT.

I'M GONNA NAME HER LITTLE YZMA

'CAUSE SHE REMINDS ME OF HER WHEN

SHE GOT TURNED INTO A KITTY.

MEOW.

THAT WAS FUNNY.

THE KITTY THING.

KUZCO, I'M WAITING.

FOR WHAT, MR. M?

FOR YOU TO TRY AND FINAGLE YOUR WAY

OUT OF ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT.

OH, THAT'S OK. ME NO FINAGLE.

TAKE CARE OF A KITTY. NO PROBLEM.

AHH...

MEOW.

HMM...LET'S SEE.

BRUSH YOU, FEED YOU, PLAY WITH YOU...

NAME YOU.

OK, YOUR NAME IS HOMEWORK.

SEE YOU LATER, HOMEWORK.

MEOW.

HI THERE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

HOW COULD I PUT CUTE LITTLE HOMEWORK IN THERE?

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.

ME TAKE CARE OF ANOTHER LIVING THING?

BELIEVE ME.

HOMEWORK'S MUCH SAFER NOW.

BESIDES, WITH ALL THAT FOOD AND STUFF,

THAT PLACE IS LIKE A KITTY CONDO.

LOOK, THE REAL BAD GUY HERE ISN'T EVEN A GUY AT ALL.

SHE'S A...WHAT IS SHE?

AN YZMA.

TO THE NOT SO SECRET LAB, HA HA!

[CACKLING]

TALK ABOUT AN EASY PEASY OPPORTUNITEESY.

IF KUZCO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS KITTY,

HE'LL FAIL, AND I BECOME EMPRESS!

NOW LET'S SEE...HOW SHALL I DO IT?

FIRST, I'LL SACK NAP HIS KITTY.

THEN, I'LL PUT THAT KITTY ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA.

ONCE THE KITTY'S IN CHINA I CAN PAY IT A VISIT,

AND STAY IN A NICE HOTEL AND GO SOUVENIR SHOPPING,

AH, HA HA HA HA!

BRILLIANT!

EH...

WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

EH-EH.

NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHY SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON SOUVENIRS

WHEN I CAN JUST GIVE THE KITTY THIS?

HEY, KUZCO,

WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?

KITTY?

OH, FUNNY STORY.

YOU SEE, AFTER I BRUSHED AND FED LITTLE HOMEWORK--

THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM.

A VICIOUS GANG OF BUTTERFLIES AMBUSHED HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SNATCHED HIM AWAY LIKE A HAWK.

EXCEPT THEY WERE BUTTERFLIES.

BIG ONES.

GUESS IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY AFTER ALL.

ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE TRAGIC.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST DUMPED HIM SOMEWHERE.

BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

HE HAS FOOD. KUZCO...

Kronk: ♪ ROCK-A-BYE KITTY, LITTLE YZMA ♪

♪ I'LL DO ALL I CAN TO REALLY PLEASE YA ♪

♪ IF YOU GET HUNGRY I WILL FEED YA ♪

♪ THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY I WILL BE, TOO... ♪

SEE, KUZCO, THAT'S WHAT KITTY CARE IS ALL ABOUT.

HA HA--KRONK'S LIKE A MOMMY.

MOMMY KRONK.

UGH, IF ONLY YOU WERE HALF THE MOMMY HE IS.

Kuzco: GEE, THANKS FOR THE VISUAL.

[BABY BURPS]

A GOOD EMPEROR NEEDS TO KNOW NOT ONLY HOW TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,

BUT ALSO HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHERS.

CAN YOU SEE WHAT A STUPID THING IT IS--

UH-OH...MALINA HAS THAT "I'M NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT KUZCO" LOOK.

ME NO LIKEY THAT LOOKY.

AND SECONDLY, YOU BETTER BELIEVE

THAT I'M NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT AN EMPEROR

WHO CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.

SO I WANT YOU TO GO RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCHOOL--

CAN'T BE TALKIN' ABOUT ME, CAN SHE?

WHAT IF SHE IS?

UH, 'SCUSE ME, MALINA,

I'VE GOT A KITTY TO TAKE CARE OF.

MEOW.

I'M BACK, LITTLE HOMEWORK.

COME TO PAPA KUZCO.

[GROWLS]

[ROARS]

YIPE! NICE KITTY?

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE

I SHOW OFF MY AWESOME DRAWING SKILLS.

SO HOMEWORK MUST HAVE EATEN ALL THE FOOD

I LEFT IN THE LOCKER

'CAUSE HE GREW INTO A BIG KITTY.

WITH BIG TEETH.

SHARP TEETH.

AND SHARP CLAWS.

SO HERE'S ME BEFORE I BRUSHED AND FED AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.

AND HERE'S ME AFTER I BRUSHED AND FED AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.

OUCH.

THIS DEFINITELY WASN'T WORKING OUT.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD, KUZCO, IN FACT, I LIKE IT.

FULFILLIN' THE NEEDS OF LITTLE YZMA IS A JOY FOR ME.

IT--IT MAKES ME COMPLETE.

[SNIFFLES] WHEN THIS ASSIGNMENT'S OVER

IT'S GONNA BE A SAD DAY IN KRONKYVILLE.

ENOUGH ALREADY.

I NEVER EVER, NEVEREVER SEE ANOTHER CAT AGAIN--GOOD.

[PURRING]

[PURRING STOPS]

[SNIFFLES]

[GROANS]

UH, HI THERE.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT AGAIN.

BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING AGAIN.

HOW COULD I SAY ALL THAT NEVER EVER, NEVER STUFF?

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOMEWORK WAS LISTENING,

I'M NOT THAT HEARTLESS.

THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA GO OUT AND I'M GONNA FIND MY KITTY.

AND ALSO, IF I DON'T FIND HIM, I'LL FAIL CLASS.

HERE KITTY, KITTY.

YO, KITTY-POO.

UH, KUZCO?

WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?

OH! UH...

UH...GOT IT.

YOU SEE, HE HEARD THE CALL OF NATURE.

AS IN LITTER BOX TIME.

MMM-HM.

REALLY?

IN FACT, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE HIM

FOR A NICE LONG WALK.

OH, GOOD, THEN YOU AND HOMEWORK

CAN WALK ON OVER TO MY PLACE LATER

AND JOIN ME AND FLUFFY FOR A KITTY PLAY-DATE?

DATE?! FINALLY, I'VE GOT A DATE WITH MALINA.

AND IT'S NOT A DATE-DATE.

IT'S A KITTY PLAY-DATE.

GOTCHA. IT'S A DATE.

KITTYPLAY- DATE.

YES, DATE.

KITTY. DATE.

PLAY-- DATE.

DATE. YES, DATE.

UGH--JUST DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR KITTY.

RIGHT--

[FALCON SHRIEKS]

Kuzco: HOMEWORK!

HOMEWORK!

HOMEWORK, HELLO?

KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!

WHERE ARE YOU?

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

WELL WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD, TIME TO GO.

[SNORING]

COME ON, WE GOT A KITTY PLAY-DATE.

YOU, ME, AND THE HOTTEST HOTTIE IN ALL OF HOTTIEDOM.

AHEM...

MAYBE I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

WAKE UP!

RAWR-RAWR!

[GROWLING]

YOU'RE NOT HOMEWORK.

[GROWLING]

UH, NEITHER ARE YOU--

ALL.

[PANTING]

WHEW...

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

AAH!

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH--NICE KITTY KITTY KITTIES.

[GROWLING]

YIKES! WHAT! WHOO!

OOH...

OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

AAH!

[PANTING]

OK, I DON'T EVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN.

[GROWLING] AAH!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

HOMEWORK--IT'S YOU!

NO TOUCHY, NO KISSY.

THERE LITTLE YZMA.

I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.

MOUSY, MELTY KITTY BITS.

THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.

[KNOCKING]

WHOA, KUZCO.

THAT'S NOT YOUR KITTY, THAT'S A JAGUAR.

HEY, WHAT CAN I TELL YA?

VITAMINS, EXERCISE, AND A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO CALL

KUZCO'S TENDER, LOVIN' CARE.

I DON'T KNOW, THIS JAGUAR THING SMELLS LIKE YZMA.

ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE HER AT ALL. THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

LIKE, "I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A LLAMA,"

BUT COULD ANYONE REALLY EAT A WHOLE LLAMA?

COME ON. THE THOUGHT REPELS ME.

[MEOW]

THAT AND THE THOUGHT THAT ANYTHING BUT YZMA

SMELLS LIKE YZMA.

UH, PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOUR KITTY'S NOT GONNA EAT FLUFFY.

OK? SIMMER DOWN, MALINA.

HOMEWORK'S AS TAME AS A PUSSYCAT.

LOOK--

WHOO!

HA HA--THAT WAS GREAT, KUZCO,

YOU SHOULD WIN TOP PRIZE.

IF THERE WAS A PRIZE.

BUT THERE ISN'T A PRIZE.

SORRY.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, KUZCO.

LET'S JUST HOPE MR. M'S GONNA BE PROUD OF YOU, TOO.

I'VE TRULY LEARNED HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHERS.

SO, I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

YOU'RE THE BEST HOMEWORK I'VE EVER HAD.

EXCELLENT ACTING, KUZCO, BUT THIS ISN'T THEATER CLASS.

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FAIL YOU.

HUH?

THIS ISN'T YOUR KITTEN, IT'S A JAGUAR.

[GROWLS]

MEOW.

YOU WERE SAYING, MR. M?

UH, OK, YOU PASS.

MEOW.

OH! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SENT THAT KITTEN TO CHINA.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[TICKING]

UH-OH.

RARP! RARP! OUCH!

GET AWAY!

RARP! RARP! STOP IT!

"A LOCAL TEACHER ANNOUNCED THAT FOR ONCE

"THERE WOULD BE NO HOMEWORK.

IN RESPONSE THE SKY GOD GRANTED THE TEACHER 3 WISHES."

WOW. "THE TEACHER WISHED FOR A SPORTY NEW HAIRCUT,

"A SHINY NEW LLAMA CART,

AND TO MARRY A FAMOUS SUPERMODEL." DOUBLE WOW.

"BOTH TEACHER AND SUPERMODEL

ARE CURRENTLY LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER." THAT SETTLES IT.

NO HOMEWORK.