Original subtitles

HOLA! THIS IS WHERE I POP UP

AND ENTERTAIN YOU.

WAIT.I'M THE EMPEROR.

YOU SHOULD ENTERTAINME.

NOW, HOW'S THAT GONNA WORK?

OH, WELL.

THEME MUSIC!

[FANFARE PLAYING]

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Kuzco: WELCOME TO THE KUZCO HALL OF FAME.

YEP, IT'S ALL ABOUT...

ME. CHECK IT OUT.

I'VE BEEN A COURAGEOUS ASTRONAUT,

A RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN.

A SUCCESSFUL MALE MODEL,

YEP, LOOKIN' GOOD.

BUT THERE'S ONE THING I HAVEN'T BEEN.

BABY-SITTER?

IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.

WE HAVEN'T HAD A VACATION

SINCE THE KIDS WERE BORN.

WE'RE GOING TO THE LLAMA SPRINGS

CURE-ALL SPA AND GETAWAY RESORT.

IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.

BUT WON'T YOU BE NEEDING A BABY-SITTER?

BELIEVE ME, WE LOOKED.

CAN'T.

IT'S LLAMA LODGE NIGHT!

LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA

IS OUR CHANT!

LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA!

EH, UH, THE REST OF THE CHANT IS SECRET.

LOVE TO, SWEETIE,

BUT I GOTTA BURN 600 BOW-WOWS

AND SLAP 'EM WITH MISSISSIPPI MUD

FOR MONDAY'S LUNCH.

ME GROUNDED.

FIRE NOT MY FAULT.

HONEST.

[SINGING TO HIMSELF]

HUH?

OOH! [GRUMBLES]

HUH, WE EVEN ASKED THE GUY THAT NO ONE KNOWS.

SORRY. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WELL...

WHAT ABOUT MALINA?

LITTLE MISS HOTTIE?

ER, I MEAN, MISS RESPONSIBLE

IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

OH, SHE WAS OUR FIRST CHOICE.

OH, BUT TOMORROW'S THE BAKE SALE

FOR SAVE THE SLOTHS.

OH, SHE'S IN CHARGE OF MAKING POTATO POT PIES

FOR THE WHOLE VILLAGE.

SO, LET ME GUESS.

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BABY-SIT THOSE THREE?

DON'T WORRY, KUZCO.

MALINA PROMISED TO HELP IN AN EMERGENCY.

IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE, JUST RING THIS BELL,

AND MALINA WILL BE OVER HERE IN A FLASH.

BUT IT'S ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES...

RING-A-DING-DING,

AND MALINA COMES RUNNING.

TO ME.

[CHUCKLES] THAT'S LIKE, THE GREATEST THING

EVER THOUGHT OF BY ANYBODY THAT THINKS!

INSTEAD OF A BELLBOY, IT'S A BELL GIRL!

SO REMEMBER, KUZCO,

ONLY USE THE BELL AND DISTURB MALINA

IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!

YOU GOT YOURSELF A BABY-SITTER.

OH, WAIT.

I SHOULD SAY THAT OUT LOUD, SO SHE CAN HEAR.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A BABY-SITTER.

AND...

THEY'RE...

GONE!

KUZCO, WHAT IS IT? I HEARD THE BELL.

WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

UM...I THOUGHT I SMELLED SMOKE.

AND...I HEARD GHOSTS IN THE WALLS.

AND THERE'S JAGUARS IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER.

AHH, YOU RANG THE BELL

'CAUSE YOU JUST WANTED ME TO COME OVER.

THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.

SURE IT IS.

I WAS HAVING A HOTTIE ATTACK.

KUZCO, STOP BEING FUNNY.

OR TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

'CAUSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

BABY-SITTING IS SERIOUS WORK.

SO DON'T CALL-Y ME

UNLESS THERE'S A REAL EMERGENCY, OK?

[BELL RINGS]

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

WE ARE MISSING A PUZZLE PIECE.

YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

[DREAMILY] I AMAZE HER.

HEY, WE NEED MORE ROPE.

WHAT? WE'RE OUT OF MAYO.

THAT WAS A TEST [ALARM BEEPING]

OF THE EMERGENCY MALINA SYSTEM.

THAT WAS ONLY A TEST.

NOW WHAT?

THE KIDS ARE MISSING!

WHAT? HOW?

WELL, WE WERE PLAYING THIS GAME,

IT'S CALLED HIDE AND SOMETHING.

[GROANS] KUZCO...

CHACA, TIPO, YUPI...

OLLIE, OLLIE, OXEN FREE!

YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU, LIKE, SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING.

KUZCO, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD

REALLY IMPRESS ME?

HMM...

THIS PAINTING I DID OF US?

NO! I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE

YOU ACTUALLY TAKING CARE OF

CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI.

OH!

"AND SO THE HANDSOME EMPEROR KUZCO

"MADE EVERYTHING BETTER.

"AND EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY EMPEROR KUZCO,

"LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END."

WOW.

MALINA'S GONNA BE IMPRESSED.

GOTTA ADMIT THOUGH, BABY-SITTING ISN'T EASY.

IT'S LIKE WORK.

NOT THE BAD KIND. GOOD KIND.

[BELL DINGS] HEY!

I'VE ALREADY LEARNED MY BIG IMPORTANT LESSON FOR TODAY.

COOL.

THIS IS GONNA BE A SHORT EPISODE.

[GASPS] OH, NO!

WE FORGOT MOM AND DAD'S ANNIVERSARY PRESENT!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT TO THEM.

NO, YOU WERE!

NO, YOU!

NO, YOU! NO, YOU!

NO, YOU! NO, YOU!

NO, YOU! NO, YOU!

YO, KIDDIES!

MR. RESPONSIBLE IS BACK.

NAPPY-TIME'S OVER.

WAKEY, WAKEY, SLEEPYHEADS!

[GASPS]

YOU'VE TURNED INTO...

GOURDS!

[BELL RINGING]

KUZCO? MALINA, THEY'RE GONE!

CHACA AND TIPO AND YUPI...

AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THEY'D TURNED INTO GOURDS,

BUT THAT'S DUMB.

AND YOU'RE NOT JUST PLAYING HIDE AND SOMETHING AGAIN?

[SOBS] I WAS FOOLING MYSELF.

I'M NOT THE BEST BABY-SITTER EVER.

I'M THE WORST! THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF.

THEY HATE ME. AND I WAS REALLY TRYING.

I'M NOT ALL BAD.

[SQUALLING]

OK, I KNOW.

I JUST TIPPED THE SCALE OF SELF-PITY

WAY PAST 10.

SO TO SPARE YOU ANY MORE OF THAT UGLINESS,

I'LL PERFORM THE REST OF THE SCENE WITH...

HAND PUPPETS.

OH, KUZCO.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT POOR LITTLE YOU.

YOU GOTTA FIND THE KIDS.

EVERYTHING ISN'T ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!

YOU'RE SO RIGHT, MALINA.

SOMETIMES ALL I CARE ABOUT IS ME, ME, ME!

BUT I'LL BE BETTER NOW.

I'LL GET THE KIDS BACK.

AND I'M COMING WITH YOU.

SO, LET'S HUG NOW.

SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY. KISS, KISS, KISS.

OK. ENOUGH OF THAT.

LET'S MOVE ON!

ARE WE THERE YET?

NO. ARE WE THERE YET?

NO. ARE WE THERE YET?

NO!

HMM. THE MAP SAYS THAT MOM AND DAD'S SPA

IS JUST OVER THE HILL.

[LEVER RATCHETS]

[MACHINERY WHIRS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK.

WHAT CAN I DO TO TOTALLY RUIN KUZCO'S LIFE?

WELL, YOU COULD SHRINK HIM.

PUT HIM IN ONE OF THOSE SNOWY, GLOBEY THINGS.

NAH. TOO SMALL.

YOU COULD MAKE HIM GROW UNTIL HE'S BIGGER

THAN THE WHOLE PLANET.

TOO BIG. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY

BEING THE ONE WHO SAYS NO,

BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE

COMING UP WITH THE IDEAS.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NEXT GET-RID-OF-KUZCO PLAN

IS GONNA FALL FROM THE SKY!

WHAT ARE YOU LITTLE PESTS DOING HERE?

MOM AND DAD WENT ON VACATION,

AND KUZCO IS BABY-SITTING US.

[BELL DINGS] THAT'S IT.

I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO GET RID OF KUZCO.

I'LL BABY-SIT PACHA'S KIDS.

THEN THEY'LL LOVE ME, NOT KUZCO.

UH...

HOW DOES THAT GET RID OF KUZCO?

OH, DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS!

I CAN'T TURN BACK NOW.

MY PLAN IS ALREADY IN MOTION.

SO INSTEAD OF STANDING AROUND

ANNOYING ME,

YOU CAN HELP ME KEEP AN EYE ON THE LITTLE TYKES.

OH, YOU MEAN BABY-SIT?

OK.

IT'LL BE 28 KUZCOINS.

28 KUZCOINS?!

PER HOUR. BABY-SITTERS DON'T COME CHEAP, LADY.

AND I HAVE EXPERIENCE.

YOU WANT MY SKILL, YOU PAY MY BILL.

AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?

THEN I'M BUSY.

DOING WHAT?

PAN FLUTE RECITAL.

[FLUTE PLAYING]

EH, WHO NEEDS 'EM?

I'M ON THE VERGE OF RULING AN ENTIRE KINGDOM.

HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW KIDS?

[BABY GURGLING]

ONE, TWO...

[CARTOON HORN BLARES]

[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

YOU LITTLE APES!

GET BACK HERE.

[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

OH!

THOSE ROTTEN KIDS!

KIDS? YOU SAW THEM?

CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI? THOSE KIDS?

THEY'RE NOT KIDS, THEY'RE MONKEYS.

AND THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM.

I QUIT!

THAT WAS WEIRD.

KUZCO, LOOK!

I TIED THIS ON THE KIDS' ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

THEY MUST BE GOING TO THE SPA

TO GIVE IT TO PACHA AND CHICHA.

THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF!

YES! THEY DON'T HATE ME, AFTER ALL.

I'M STILL THE GREATEST GUY EVER.

JUST CALL ME MR. LOVEY LOVABLE.

MR. LOVEY LOVE-LOVABLE.

LOVEY LOVE-- KUZCO!

SORRY. I KNOW.

IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS.

SO CAN WE SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY NOW?

NO.

[MONKEYS SCREECHING]

HOLD UP, YOU LITTLE MONKEYS!

HOW DID YOU GET HERE BEFORE US?

THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE HOME

WITHOUT PERMISSION.

AND...OOH! GIFT SHOP!

A LLAMA SPRINGS CURE-ALL HOME KIT.

OH! LOOKY-LOOKY!

LITTLE SPRAY BOTTLE. SPRITZY-SPRITZY!

SO CUTE.

OH, KUZCO!

PACHA AND CHICHA!

WE CAN GIVE THEM THEIR PRESENT!

WE CAN'T LET THEM SEE YOU!

EVERYONE, HIDE!

OH, HELLO.

OH, UH...

[DEEPER VOICE] HOWDY, PACHA!

I MEAN, STRANGER!

[NORMAL VOICE] MORE STEAM, PLEASE!

AH, VACATIONING, TOO, HUH?

UH, WHERE Y'ALL FROM?

[DEEPER VOICE] UH...WISCONSIN!

MORE STEAM!

OH, I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR KIDS.

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

UH...

BOBBY, BILLY-BOB, BOBBY-BILL, AND...

BILL-BILLY.

THAT'S 4, AND I ONLY SEE 3.

UM, BOBBY-BILL-BILL-BILLY IS OUR THIRD CHILD.

AND IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.

STEAM!

WHAT AN ODD FAMILY.

YEAH. UGLY KIDS, TOO.

WHEW! HOME FREE.

DON'T THINK SO.

THE KIDS ARE STILL...

AMAZING!

THE STEAM FROM THE LLAMA SPRINGS CURE-ALL SPA...

MUST'VE BEEN THE ANTIDOTE.

UH-OH.

YUPI'S TOO LITTLE

AND DIDN'T GET ENOUGH STEAM.

WE'VE GOTTA GO BACK!

BUT YOUR MOM AND DAD WILL BE HOME ANY SECOND!

AHEM. ALLOW ME.

IAM THE BABY-SITTER.

BROOM-BAM, BABY!

ONE HANDY-DANDY LLAMA SPRINGS

CURE-ALL SPA HOME KIT.

HELLO! [GASPS]

WE'RE HOME!

Kids: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

HEE HEE HEE!

IT'S A PICTURE FRAME.

YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST, KUZCO,

I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU

TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS. BUT IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE

YOU DID A GOOD JOB AFTER ALL.

AW, IT WAS EASY.

WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT EASY.

BUT I HARDLY RANG THE EMERGENCY BELL.

ALL RIGHT. MAYBE I RANG IT A LITTLE.

BUT YOU KNOW,

WHOEVER SAID THAT A GREAT EMPEROR

CAN'T ALSO BE A GREAT BABY-SITTER?

[MARKER SQUEAKING]

HA! COULDN'T RESIST.

OK,HASTA.

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO ♪

♪ GO, GO ♪

YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS

WHEN THE FIRST 3 WORDS YOU HEAR ARE...

KAVO, KUZCO. FIGHT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

KAVO SIT KUZCO DOWN NICE-NICE.

KAVO GET YUMMY CANDY.

COMPRENDE?

KUZCO SCARED. KAVO LAUGH.

HA.

[LAUGHS WEAKLY]

DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

WE FIGHT. TODAY.

SUNSET.

OW!

HUH? KUZCO?

OH, HI!

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR

MY MISSING... TRASH THINGIES.

NICE TRY. BUT I ALREADY HEARD ABOUT KAVO.

WHY ME?

WHY'S HE PICKING ON ME?

[SARCASTICALLY] OH, GEE!

WHAT A MYSTERY!

KAVO WANT NICE-NICE FOOD-FOOD?

YUMMY-YUM!

EAT FOOD GOOD!

HA!

KAVO FALL BOOM-BOOM!

STINKY-STINKY!

HA!

[IMITATES KAVO] KAVO TALK WEIRD-WEIRD!

SHORT SENTENCES.

HA!

HE WANTS TO BEAT ME UP FOR BEING FUNNY?

NO. FOR BEING CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE.

YOU MOCK HIM CONSTANTLY!

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I THINK I CAN GET YOU OUT OF IT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I'M CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE?

UM, LET'S TACKLE ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME,

SHALL WE?

YOU SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.

HMM. DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE ME.

MAYBE...STOP MOCKING HIM?

AND STIFLE MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION? UH-UH.

KUZCO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE A LITTLE ON THIS ONE.

GIVE? THAT SOUNDS SO GENEROUS.

CAN'T WE JUST BANISH HIM?

[SIGHS] GO. NOW.

APOLOGIZE.

HEY, YOU...

[IMITATES KAVO] TALK-TALK LIKE KAVO-KAVO.

SO...UM...

ANYWAY, I GUESS I'M SORRY

THAT I MADE FUN OF HOW YOU TALK,

AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

THAT GOOD. NO FIGHT.

[IMITATES KAVO] ME HAPPY-HAPPY.

YOU JANE. HA!

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

GREAT IDEA, MALINA.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

[GIRLISH VOICE] OH! I KNOW!

BECAUSE IT JUST MADE IT, LIKE,

A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!

ITWAS A GREAT IDEA. YOU JUST MESSED IT UP.

FORTUNATELY, I HAVE AN EVEN GREATER,

AND FOOLPROOF, IDEA.

YOU WANT KUZCO TO BEAT ME UP?

HA! BACK TO PLANET EARTH, LADY.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY. HE'S A TOOTHPICK.

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

YEAH. UH, QUICK EMPEROR QUESTION,

HOW DOES THIS HELP?

KRONK'S GOING TO THROW THE FIGHT.

THROW IT WHERE? OH, I GET IT!

HE TAKES A DIVE.

SO WE'RE SWIMMING NOW?

NO, KRONK. YOU AND KUZCO PRETEND TO FIGHT,

AND YOU LET KUZCO WIN.

THEN KAVO WILL BE AFRAID OF KUZCO,

AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.

YEAH...WHAT'S KAVO GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME AT SUNSET.

WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.

YOU'RE CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE,

MAKIN' FUN OF HIM ALL THE TIME.

IT'S NOT NICE. GOOD FOR KAVO.

YEAH, BUT BAD FOR ME, MEATHEAD.

SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

IT'S ON, BUDDY!

YOU, ME. THROW DOWN.

NO! NO! NO!

YOU'VE GOTTA LET KUZCO WIN,

OR HE'S GOING TO GET THE SNOT BEAT OUT OF HIM!

EW. DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GRAPHIC?

LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

SO...WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?

OK, SO THIS WENT ON FOR ANOTHER 37 MINUTES.

BUT EVENTUALLY THE MEATHEAD WAS ON BOARD,

AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PROMISE

NOT TO CALL HIM MEATHEAD ANYMORE.

OK, TAKE US RIGHT TO THE FIGHT.

[BELL RINGS]

OOH, LOOK AT ME, SO SCARY.

I'M A BIG KRONKY KRONK KRONK.

I COULD NEVER BE BEAT BY A TOOTHPICK.

HOO, HOO, HOO.

HEY, THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THE NAME CALLING.

NO, ONLY MEATHEAD.

KRONKY KRONK KRONK.

HEY, HA YAH!

HEY, YOY. YAH!

KUZCU FOO.

UHH! KRONK, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS?

YOU TAKE A DIVE.

RIGHT, THE DIVE. THE DIVE FOR KUZCO.

KUZCO'S DIVE.

THAT DIVE?

UH, YEAH.

HA, YAH!

OW. WHAT? IS THAT IT?

YEAH.

OH, RIGHT IN MY GUT.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, IT HURTS IN MY GUT!

OW. OH, I'M GOING DOWN.

DID I MENTION OW?

[GASP]

All: YAY!

BOO RAM, I'M KUZCO-RIFIC.

KAVO, KUZCO FIGHT.

HUH? WAIT, NO, NO, NO, NO.

DID YOU NOT JUST SEE ME BEAT UP KRONK?

KRONK.

SO? KAVO BEAT KRONK LAST WEEK.

WE FIGHT, SUNSET.

UH, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO COME BACK AFTER THE BREAK, DO WE?

JUST TO SEE LITTLE OLD ME GET PUMMELED?

DO WE? HUH?

[BELL RINGS]

KRONK, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

KAVO BEAT YOU UP LAST WEEK?

WELL, IT'S--IT'S EMBARRASSING, OK?

LITTLE PIP SQUEAK TOTALLY KICKED MY CAN.

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

OH, WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO YOU

AND JUST STOP BEING SO FUNNY.

UM, CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE.

WHATEVER. THE POINT IS I'M ABOUT TO BE...

UM, LIKE A PIECE OF BREAD, YOU KNOW,

THAT'S BEEN SLIGHTLY HEATED

SO IT GETS A LITTLE BIT BROWNIE-BROWN AND CRUNCHY.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE TOAST.

FACED WITH A DAUNTING CHALLENGE,

I DID WHAT I DO BEST.

HIDE.

KUZCO?

NO ONE'S HOME.

OH, IT'S YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE FROM KAVO ANYMORE.

I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

A PRESENT FOR ME?

YAY! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.

BETTER NOT BE RE-GIFTING MY ALARM CLOCK.

OH, A POTION?

HOW NICE.

NOT JUSTA POTION, 4 POTIONS.

FROM YZMA'S TOP SHELF.

THAT'S THE BEST ONES, GRABBED ALL OF THEM.

A COUPLE OF DROPS WILL CHANGE YOU

INTO SOMETHING TOUGH ENOUGH TO TAKE ON KAVO.

OOH, LIKE A GORILLA.

OH, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

SO, WHICH IS IT?

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

YZMA'S STILL NOT LABELING THESE THINGS.

LIKE GORILLA, HOW HARD COULD THAT BE?

WE'LL HAVE TO TRY THEM ALL.

OH, NO. I'M A BUNNY AGAIN.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] THIS ISN'T GETTING ANY BETTER.

[VERY HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] KRONK!

[NORMAL VOICE] I AMSO NOT A GORILLA.

OH. WELL, DON'T WORRY. THEY'LL HUNT YOU.

YOU MEATHEAD.

HI, MALINA.

AH, THERE YOU ARE.

KRONK TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT? HIDING IN THE TRASHCAN GET A LITTLE STALE?

YEAH, IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD IN HERE.

[SNIFFS]

WHAT IS THAT? PLUMERIA?

IT'S NICE.

LISTEN, KITTY, KITTY,

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM KAVO FOREVER.

WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

ON THE OTHER HAND,

RUNNING AWAY I CAN DO FOREVER.

BUH-BYE.

TIME FOR FIGHT.

YOU WOULDN'T HIT A CUTIE-WOOTIE,

LITTLE KITTEN, WOULDJA?

NO. STEP ON.

THAT'S THE SAME AS HITTING ONLY WITH YOUR FOOT.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

SUNSET.

OH, RIGHT...

SUNSET...

MAGIC HOUR.

SO...

HOW MANY YEARS YOU BEEN HELD BACK?

5? 6?

4.

AND THE WHOLE...BULLY DEAL?

HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT?

IT ALL KAVO KNOW.

OH, I HEAR YA.

YEAH, IT'S EASY TO GET PIGEONHOLED.

THAT FOR SURE.

[BELL RINGS]

SUNSET.

FIGHT! NOW!

[PANTING]

AAH!

AAH!

[GROWLS]

OK, I ADMIT IT.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE FUN

OF THE WAY YOU TALK,

BEEN LESS CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE,

BUT YOU REALLY WANT TO BEAT ME UP?

LITTLE KITTY, KITTY.

KAVO NO, NO BEAT UP KITTY, KITTY.

[GROWLS]

WHOOPS.

DID IT AGAIN.

AAH!

OH!

NOW, SEE?

A SIMPLE MOUSE LABEL, AND BANG.

LOOK HOW EASY THAT WAS.

MEOWRRR!

OH, YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

LITTLE WIMPY MOUSE-BOY

THINKS HE CAN TAKE ON SCARY-CAT!

HUH?

HYAH! HY-UY! YAH!

KUZCO'S FU!

NOT TODAY. NOT THIS TIME.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS I HAVE TO THANK YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU, KRONK.

WHEW. I WAS GLAD YOU DIDN'T CALL ME MEATHEAD AGAIN.

OH, N-N-N-NO, NO--NO.

I LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT POKING FUN.

AND THAT LESSON WAS?

I DON'T KNOW...IT'S MEAN, OR SOMETHING.

KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!

I REALLY DID LEARN MY LESSON.

I WON'T BE CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE ANYMORE, PROMISE.

SO JUST IRIS OUT

AND WRAP THIS PUPPY UP ALREADY.

BOOM-BAM!

Kuzco: AHH...LOOK AT THE LITTLE MONKEYS.

THEY LOOK SO SNUG AND HAPPY.

AND WHY SHOULDN'T THEY?

THEY HAVE THE BESTEST BABY-SITTER IN THE WORLD.

ME.

HMM...ANY SECOND NOW

THEY'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND JUMP INTO MY ARMS

YELLING, "WE LOVE KUZCO.

WE LOVE KUZCO!"

YEP, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO.

GONNA JUMP RIGHT UP ANY SECOND NOW.