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HOLA! THIS IS
WHERE I POP UP
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AND ENTERTAIN YOU.
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WAIT.I'M THE EMPEROR.
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YOU SHOULD ENTERTAINME.
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NOW, HOW'S
THAT GONNA WORK?
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OH, WELL.
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THEME MUSIC!
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[FANFARE PLAYING]
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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Kuzco: WELCOME TO
THE KUZCO HALL OF FAME.
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YEP, IT'S ALL ABOUT...
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ME. CHECK IT OUT.
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I'VE BEEN
A COURAGEOUS ASTRONAUT,
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A RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN.
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A SUCCESSFUL MALE MODEL,
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YEP, LOOKIN' GOOD.
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BUT THERE'S ONE
THING I HAVEN'T BEEN.
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BABY-SITTER?
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IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.
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WE HAVEN'T
HAD A VACATION
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SINCE THE KIDS
WERE BORN.
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WE'RE GOING TO
THE LLAMA SPRINGS
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CURE-ALL SPA
AND GETAWAY RESORT.
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IT'S OUR
ANNIVERSARY.
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BUT WON'T YOU BE
NEEDING A BABY-SITTER?
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BELIEVE ME, WE LOOKED.
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CAN'T.
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IT'S LLAMA LODGE NIGHT!
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LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA
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IS OUR CHANT!
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LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA!
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EH, UH, THE REST
OF THE CHANT IS SECRET.
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LOVE TO, SWEETIE,
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BUT I GOTTA BURN
600 BOW-WOWS
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AND SLAP 'EM WITH
MISSISSIPPI MUD
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FOR MONDAY'S LUNCH.
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ME GROUNDED.
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FIRE NOT MY FAULT.
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HONEST.
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[SINGING TO HIMSELF]
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HUH?
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OOH!
[GRUMBLES]
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HUH, WE EVEN
ASKED THE GUY
THAT NO ONE KNOWS.
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SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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WELL...
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WHAT ABOUT MALINA?
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LITTLE MISS HOTTIE?
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ER, I MEAN,
MISS RESPONSIBLE
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IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.
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OH, SHE WAS OUR
FIRST CHOICE.
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OH, BUT TOMORROW'S
THE BAKE SALE
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FOR SAVE THE SLOTHS.
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OH, SHE'S IN CHARGE OF
MAKING POTATO POT PIES
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FOR THE WHOLE VILLAGE.
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SO, LET ME GUESS.
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I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
BABY-SIT THOSE THREE?
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DON'T WORRY, KUZCO.
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MALINA PROMISED
TO HELP IN AN EMERGENCY.
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IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,
JUST RING THIS BELL,
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AND MALINA WILL BE
OVER HERE IN A FLASH.
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BUT IT'S ONLY
FOR EMERGENCIES...
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RING-A-DING-DING,
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AND MALINA COMES RUNNING.
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TO ME.
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[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S LIKE,
THE GREATEST THING
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EVER THOUGHT OF
BY ANYBODY THAT THINKS!
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INSTEAD OF A BELLBOY,
IT'S A BELL GIRL!
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SO REMEMBER, KUZCO,
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ONLY USE THE BELL
AND DISTURB MALINA
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IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY
NECESSARY!
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YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.
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OH, WAIT.
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I SHOULD SAY THAT OUT LOUD,
SO SHE CAN HEAR.
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YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.
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AND...
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THEY'RE...
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GONE!
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KUZCO, WHAT IS IT?
I HEARD THE BELL.
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WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
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UM...I THOUGHT
I SMELLED SMOKE.
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AND...I HEARD
GHOSTS IN THE WALLS.
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AND THERE'S JAGUARS
IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER.
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AHH, YOU RANG THE BELL
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'CAUSE YOU JUST
WANTED ME TO COME OVER.
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THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.
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SURE IT IS.
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I WAS HAVING
A HOTTIE ATTACK.
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KUZCO, STOP BEING FUNNY.
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OR TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
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'CAUSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
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BABY-SITTING
IS SERIOUS WORK.
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SO DON'T CALL-Y ME
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UNLESS THERE'S
A REAL EMERGENCY, OK?
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[BELL RINGS]
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WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
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WE ARE MISSING
A PUZZLE PIECE.
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YOU NEVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME.
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[DREAMILY]
I AMAZE HER.
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HEY, WE NEED MORE ROPE.
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WHAT? WE'RE OUT OF MAYO.
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THAT WAS A TEST
[ALARM BEEPING]
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OF THE EMERGENCY MALINA SYSTEM.
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THAT WAS ONLY A TEST.
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NOW WHAT?
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THE KIDS ARE MISSING!
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WHAT? HOW?
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WELL, WE WERE
PLAYING THIS GAME,
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IT'S CALLED
HIDE AND SOMETHING.
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[GROANS] KUZCO...
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CHACA, TIPO, YUPI...
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OLLIE, OLLIE, OXEN FREE!
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YOU'RE GOOD.
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YOU, LIKE, SPEAK THEIR
LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING.
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KUZCO,
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
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REALLY IMPRESS ME?
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HMM...
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THIS PAINTING I DID OF US?
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NO! I WAS
THINKING MORE LIKE
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YOU ACTUALLY
TAKING CARE OF
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CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI.
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OH!
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"AND SO THE HANDSOME
EMPEROR KUZCO
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"MADE EVERYTHING BETTER.
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"AND EVERYONE,
ESPECIALLY EMPEROR KUZCO,
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"LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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THE END."
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WOW.
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MALINA'S GONNA BE IMPRESSED.
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GOTTA ADMIT THOUGH,
BABY-SITTING ISN'T EASY.
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IT'S LIKE WORK.
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NOT THE BAD KIND.
GOOD KIND.
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[BELL DINGS]
HEY!
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I'VE ALREADY LEARNED
MY BIG IMPORTANT LESSON
FOR TODAY.
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COOL.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
A SHORT EPISODE.
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[GASPS] OH, NO!
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WE FORGOT MOM AND
DAD'S ANNIVERSARY
PRESENT!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GIVE IT TO THEM.
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NO, YOU WERE!
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NO, YOU!
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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!
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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!
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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!
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YO, KIDDIES!
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MR. RESPONSIBLE IS BACK.
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NAPPY-TIME'S OVER.
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WAKEY, WAKEY, SLEEPYHEADS!
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[GASPS]
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YOU'VE TURNED INTO...
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GOURDS!
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[BELL RINGING]
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KUZCO?
MALINA, THEY'RE GONE!
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CHACA AND TIPO
AND YUPI...
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AT FIRST,
I THOUGHT THEY'D
TURNED INTO GOURDS,
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BUT THAT'S DUMB.
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AND YOU'RE NOT JUST
PLAYING HIDE AND
SOMETHING AGAIN?
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[SOBS]
I WAS FOOLING MYSELF.
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I'M NOT THE BEST
BABY-SITTER EVER.
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I'M THE WORST!
THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF.
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THEY HATE ME.
AND I WAS REALLY TRYING.
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I'M NOT ALL BAD.
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[SQUALLING]
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OK, I KNOW.
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I JUST TIPPED
THE SCALE OF SELF-PITY
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WAY PAST 10.
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SO TO SPARE YOU
ANY MORE OF THAT
UGLINESS,
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I'LL PERFORM THE REST
OF THE SCENE WITH...
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HAND PUPPETS.
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OH, KUZCO.
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STOP WORRYING ABOUT
POOR LITTLE YOU.
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YOU GOTTA FIND THE KIDS.
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EVERYTHING ISN'T
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU,
YOU, YOU, YOU!
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YOU'RE SO RIGHT, MALINA.
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SOMETIMES ALL I CARE
ABOUT IS ME, ME, ME!
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BUT I'LL BE BETTER NOW.
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I'LL GET THE KIDS BACK.
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AND I'M COMING WITH YOU.
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SO, LET'S HUG NOW.
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SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY.
KISS, KISS, KISS.
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OK. ENOUGH OF THAT.
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LET'S MOVE ON!
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ARE WE THERE YET?
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NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?
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NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?
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NO!
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HMM. THE MAP
SAYS THAT MOM
AND DAD'S SPA
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IS JUST
OVER THE HILL.
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[LEVER RATCHETS]
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[MACHINERY WHIRS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.
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WHAT CAN I DO TO
TOTALLY RUIN KUZCO'S LIFE?
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WELL, YOU COULD
SHRINK HIM.
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PUT HIM IN ONE OF THOSE
SNOWY, GLOBEY THINGS.
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NAH. TOO SMALL.
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YOU COULD MAKE HIM GROW
UNTIL HE'S BIGGER
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THAN THE WHOLE PLANET.
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TOO BIG.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY
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BEING THE ONE
WHO SAYS NO,
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BUT I'M THE ONLY
ONE AROUND HERE
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COMING UP
WITH THE IDEAS.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NEXT
GET-RID-OF-KUZCO PLAN
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IS GONNA FALL
FROM THE SKY!
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WHAT ARE YOU
LITTLE PESTS DOING HERE?
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MOM AND DAD
WENT ON VACATION,
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AND KUZCO IS
BABY-SITTING US.
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[BELL DINGS]
THAT'S IT.
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I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY
TO GET RID OF KUZCO.
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I'LL BABY-SIT
PACHA'S KIDS.
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THEN THEY'LL LOVE ME,
NOT KUZCO.
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UH...
243
00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,375
HOW DOES THAT GET
RID OF KUZCO?
244
00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,455
OH, DETAILS!
DETAILS! DETAILS!
245
00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,708
I CAN'T TURN BACK NOW.
246
00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,288
MY PLAN IS ALREADY
IN MOTION.
247
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,961
SO INSTEAD OF
STANDING AROUND
248
00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,208
ANNOYING ME,
249
00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,878
YOU CAN HELP ME KEEP
AN EYE ON THE LITTLE TYKES.
250
00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,455
OH, YOU MEAN
BABY-SIT?
251
00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,828
OK.
252
00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,333
IT'LL BE
28 KUZCOINS.
253
00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,503
28 KUZCOINS?!
254
00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,210
PER HOUR. BABY-SITTERS
DON'T COME CHEAP, LADY.
255
00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,248
AND I HAVE EXPERIENCE.
256
00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,710
YOU WANT MY SKILL,
YOU PAY MY BILL.
257
00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,458
AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?
258
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:01,628
THEN I'M BUSY.
259
00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,325
DOING WHAT?
260
00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,713
PAN FLUTE RECITAL.
261
00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,128
[FLUTE PLAYING]
262
00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,375
EH, WHO NEEDS 'EM?
263
00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,205
I'M ON THE VERGE OF
RULING AN ENTIRE KINGDOM.
264
00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:13,208
HOW HARD COULD IT BE
TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW KIDS?
265
00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,998
[BABY GURGLING]
266
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,460
ONE, TWO...
267
00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:28,745
[CARTOON HORN BLARES]
268
00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,290
[MONKEYS SQUEALING]
269
00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:32,291
YOU LITTLE APES!
270
00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,501
GET BACK HERE.
271
00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,246
[MONKEYS SQUEALING]
272
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:40,710
OH!
273
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,458
THOSE ROTTEN KIDS!
274
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,418
KIDS? YOU SAW THEM?
275
00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,376
CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI?
THOSE KIDS?
276
00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,875
THEY'RE NOT KIDS,
THEY'RE MONKEYS.
277
00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,575
AND THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM.
278
00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,253
I QUIT!
279
00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,455
THAT WAS WEIRD.
280
00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:56,578
KUZCO, LOOK!
281
00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,083
I TIED THIS ON THE KIDS'
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
282
00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,133
THEY MUST BE
GOING TO THE SPA
283
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,205
TO GIVE IT TO
PACHA AND CHICHA.
284
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,128
THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF!
285
00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,415
YES! THEY DON'T
HATE ME, AFTER ALL.
286
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,956
I'M STILL
THE GREATEST GUY EVER.
287
00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:11,578
JUST CALL ME
MR. LOVEY LOVABLE.
288
00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,253
MR. LOVEY LOVE-LOVABLE.
289
00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,960
LOVEY LOVE--
KUZCO!
290
00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:15,998
SORRY. I KNOW.
291
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,830
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS.
292
00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,463
SO CAN WE
SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY NOW?
293
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,998
NO.
294
00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:25,208
[MONKEYS SCREECHING]
295
00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,878
HOLD UP,
YOU LITTLE MONKEYS!
296
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,875
HOW DID YOU GET
HERE BEFORE US?
297
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,245
THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT.
298
00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,630
WHAT IS IMPORTANT
IS THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER LEAVE HOME
299
00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,575
WITHOUT PERMISSION.
300
00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,383
AND...OOH! GIFT SHOP!
301
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,375
A LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL HOME KIT.
302
00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,375
OH! LOOKY-LOOKY!
303
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,495
LITTLE SPRAY BOTTLE.
SPRITZY-SPRITZY!
304
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,880
SO CUTE.
305
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,245
OH, KUZCO!
306
00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,250
PACHA
AND CHICHA!
307
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,420
WE CAN GIVE THEM
THEIR PRESENT!
308
00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,246
WE CAN'T LET
THEM SEE YOU!
309
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,580
EVERYONE, HIDE!
310
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,375
OH, HELLO.
311
00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:56,205
OH, UH...
312
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,418
[DEEPER VOICE]
HOWDY, PACHA!
313
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,076
I MEAN, STRANGER!
314
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,083
[NORMAL VOICE]
MORE STEAM, PLEASE!
315
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,205
AH, VACATIONING,
TOO, HUH?
316
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,288
UH, WHERE
Y'ALL FROM?
317
00:10:05,291 --> 00:10:08,421
[DEEPER VOICE]
UH...WISCONSIN!
318
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:09,996
MORE STEAM!
319
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,500
OH, I SEE
YOU BROUGHT
YOUR KIDS.
320
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,290
WHAT ARE
THEIR NAMES?
321
00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,291
UH...
322
00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,881
BOBBY, BILLY-BOB,
BOBBY-BILL, AND...
323
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,825
BILL-BILLY.
324
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,133
THAT'S 4,
AND I ONLY SEE 3.
325
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:24,995
UM, BOBBY-BILL-BILL-BILLY
IS OUR THIRD CHILD.
326
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,210
AND IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.
327
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,998
STEAM!
328
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,130
WHAT AN ODD FAMILY.
329
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:35,375
YEAH.
UGLY KIDS, TOO.
330
00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,416
WHEW! HOME FREE.
331
00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:39,876
DON'T THINK SO.
332
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,955
THE KIDS ARE STILL...
333
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,383
AMAZING!
334
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,575
THE STEAM FROM
THE LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL SPA...
335
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,503
MUST'VE BEEN
THE ANTIDOTE.
336
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,460
UH-OH.
337
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,288
YUPI'S TOO LITTLE
338
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,291
AND DIDN'T GET
ENOUGH STEAM.
339
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,461
WE'VE GOTTA
GO BACK!
340
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,208
BUT YOUR MOM AND DAD
WILL BE HOME ANY SECOND!
341
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,828
AHEM. ALLOW ME.
342
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,253
IAM THE BABY-SITTER.
343
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,460
BROOM-BAM, BABY!
344
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,328
ONE HANDY-DANDY
LLAMA SPRINGS
345
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,833
CURE-ALL SPA HOME KIT.
346
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,003
HELLO!
[GASPS]
347
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,750
WE'RE HOME!
348
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,330
Kids: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
349
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,213
HEE HEE HEE!
350
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,708
IT'S A PICTURE
FRAME.
351
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,128
YOU KNOW,
TO BE HONEST, KUZCO,
352
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,415
I WAS A LITTLE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU
353
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,206
TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS.
BUT IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE
354
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,418
YOU DID A GOOD JOB
AFTER ALL.
355
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,456
AW, IT WAS EASY.
356
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,998
WELL, MAYBE NOT
THAT EASY.
357
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,080
BUT I HARDLY RANG
THE EMERGENCY BELL.
358
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,383
ALL RIGHT. MAYBE
I RANG IT A LITTLE.
359
00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:30,325
BUT YOU KNOW,
360
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,083
WHOEVER SAID THAT
A GREAT EMPEROR
361
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,713
CAN'T ALSO BE
A GREAT BABY-SITTER?
362
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,456
[MARKER SQUEAKING]
363
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,876
HA! COULDN'T RESIST.
364
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,325
OK,HASTA.
365
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,286
♪ KUZCO, KUZCO ♪
366
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,881
♪ GO, GO ♪
367
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,213
YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA
BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
368
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,998
WHEN THE FIRST 3 WORDS
YOU HEAR ARE...
369
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
KAVO, KUZCO. FIGHT.
370
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,880
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
371
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,955
KAVO SIT KUZCO
DOWN NICE-NICE.
372
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,878
KAVO GET
YUMMY CANDY.
373
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,705
COMPRENDE?
374
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,288
KUZCO SCARED.
KAVO LAUGH.
375
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,001
HA.
376
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
377
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,580
DON'T HATE ME
'CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
378
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,503
WE FIGHT. TODAY.
379
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,630
SUNSET.
380
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,625
OW!
381
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,875
HUH? KUZCO?
382
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,825
OH, HI!
383
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:35,713
I WAS JUST
LOOKING FOR
384
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,748
MY MISSING...
TRASH THINGIES.
385
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:41,250
NICE TRY. BUT I ALREADY
HEARD ABOUT KAVO.
386
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:41,960
WHY ME?
387
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,248
WHY'S HE
PICKING ON ME?
388
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,500
[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GEE!
389
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,000
WHAT A MYSTERY!
390
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,880
KAVO WANT NICE-NICE
FOOD-FOOD?
391
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,245
YUMMY-YUM!
392
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,710
EAT FOOD GOOD!
393
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,128
HA!
394
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,713
KAVO FALL BOOM-BOOM!
395
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,128
STINKY-STINKY!
396
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,705
HA!
397
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,708
[IMITATES KAVO]
KAVO TALK
WEIRD-WEIRD!
398
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:02,998
SHORT SENTENCES.
399
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,130
HA!
400
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,415
HE WANTS TO BEAT
ME UP FOR BEING
FUNNY?
401
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:09,626
NO. FOR BEING CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.
402
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,575
YOU MOCK HIM CONSTANTLY!
403
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,463
BUT DON'T WORRY.
404
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,378
I THINK I CAN
GET YOU OUT OF IT.
405
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,415
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
406
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,576
I'M CRUEL AND
INSENSITIVE?
407
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,833
UM, LET'S TACKLE
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME,
408
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,583
SHALL WE?
409
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,423
YOU SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.
410
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,746
HMM. DOESN'T REALLY
SOUND LIKE ME.
411
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,250
MAYBE...STOP MOCKING HIM?
412
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,630
AND STIFLE MY FREEDOM
OF EXPRESSION? UH-UH.
413
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,705
KUZCO, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE A LITTLE
ON THIS ONE.
414
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,128
GIVE? THAT SOUNDS
SO GENEROUS.
415
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,575
CAN'T WE JUST
BANISH HIM?
416
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,423
[SIGHS]
GO. NOW.
417
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,876
APOLOGIZE.
418
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:40,995
HEY, YOU...
419
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,750
[IMITATES KAVO]
TALK-TALK LIKE
KAVO-KAVO.
420
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:47,498
SO...UM...
421
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,830
ANYWAY,
I GUESS I'M SORRY
422
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,463
THAT I MADE FUN
OF HOW YOU TALK,
423
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,748
AND I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
424
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,880
THAT GOOD. NO FIGHT.
425
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,705
[IMITATES KAVO]
ME HAPPY-HAPPY.
426
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,418
YOU JANE. HA!
427
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,628
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
428
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,125
GREAT IDEA, MALINA.
429
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,285
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
430
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,291
[GIRLISH VOICE]
OH! I KNOW!
431
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,831
BECAUSE IT JUST
MADE IT, LIKE,
432
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,213
A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!
433
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,708
ITWAS A GREAT IDEA.
YOU JUST MESSED IT UP.
434
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,998
FORTUNATELY, I HAVE
AN EVEN GREATER,
435
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,710
AND FOOLPROOF, IDEA.
436
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,828
YOU WANT KUZCO
TO BEAT ME UP?
437
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,713
HA! BACK TO
PLANET EARTH, LADY.
438
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,708
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY.
HE'S A TOOTHPICK.
439
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,828
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
440
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,583
YEAH. UH, QUICK
EMPEROR QUESTION,
441
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,503
HOW DOES THIS HELP?
442
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,880
KRONK'S GOING TO
THROW THE FIGHT.
443
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,245
THROW IT WHERE?
OH, I GET IT!
444
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,420
HE TAKES A DIVE.
445
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,626
SO WE'RE SWIMMING NOW?
446
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,625
NO, KRONK.
YOU AND KUZCO
PRETEND TO FIGHT,
447
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,125
AND YOU LET
KUZCO WIN.
448
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,205
THEN KAVO WILL BE
AFRAID OF KUZCO,
449
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,248
AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.
450
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,710
YEAH...WHAT'S KAVO
GOT TO DO WITH THIS?
451
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,378
HE WANTS
TO FIGHT ME AT SUNSET.
452
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,205
WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.
453
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,828
YOU'RE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,
454
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,633
MAKIN' FUN OF HIM
ALL THE TIME.
455
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,705
IT'S NOT NICE.
GOOD FOR KAVO.
456
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,708
YEAH, BUT BAD
FOR ME, MEATHEAD.
457
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,168
SEE? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
458
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,706
IT'S ON, BUDDY!
459
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,378
YOU, ME. THROW DOWN.
460
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,375
NO! NO! NO!
461
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,575
YOU'VE GOTTA
LET KUZCO WIN,
462
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,753
OR HE'S GOING
TO GET THE SNOT
BEAT OUT OF HIM!
463
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,630
EW.
DO YOU HAVE TO
BE SO GRAPHIC?
464
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,705
LET'S JUST GET
THIS OVER WITH.
465
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,708
SO...WHAT ARE
WE DOING AGAIN?
466
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:19,288
OK, SO THIS WENT ON
FOR ANOTHER
37 MINUTES.
467
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,995
BUT EVENTUALLY
THE MEATHEAD
WAS ON BOARD,
468
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,460
AND ALL I HAD
TO DO WAS PROMISE
469
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,248
NOT TO CALL HIM
MEATHEAD ANYMORE.
470
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:35,460
OK, TAKE US
RIGHT TO THE FIGHT.
471
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,578
[BELL RINGS]
472
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,583
OOH, LOOK AT ME,
SO SCARY.
473
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,463
I'M A BIG KRONKY
KRONK KRONK.
474
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,708
I COULD NEVER BE
BEAT BY A TOOTHPICK.
475
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,958
HOO, HOO, HOO.
476
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:49,418
HEY, THOUGHT WE TALKED
ABOUT THE NAME CALLING.
477
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,876
NO, ONLY MEATHEAD.
478
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,575
KRONKY KRONK KRONK.
479
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,463
HEY, HA YAH!
480
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,128
HEY, YOY. YAH!
481
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:56,995
KUZCU FOO.
482
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,750
UHH! KRONK, WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS?
483
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,880
YOU TAKE A DIVE.
484
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:04,745
RIGHT, THE DIVE.
THE DIVE FOR KUZCO.
485
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,960
KUZCO'S DIVE.
486
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:06,998
THAT DIVE?
487
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,210
UH, YEAH.
488
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,458
HA, YAH!
489
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,130
OW. WHAT?
IS THAT IT?
490
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:17,825
YEAH.
491
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,463
OH, RIGHT IN MY GUT.
492
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,378
OH, MY GOD.
493
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,455
OH, IT HURTS IN MY GUT!
494
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,628
OW. OH, I'M GOING DOWN.
495
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,625
DID I MENTION OW?
496
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,210
[GASP]
497
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:32,998
All: YAY!
498
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,880
BOO RAM,
I'M KUZCO-RIFIC.
499
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,575
KAVO, KUZCO FIGHT.
500
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,333
HUH? WAIT,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
501
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,963
DID YOU NOT JUST
SEE ME BEAT UP KRONK?
502
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:44,828
KRONK.
503
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,003
SO? KAVO BEAT
KRONK LAST WEEK.
504
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000
WE FIGHT, SUNSET.
505
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:58,880
UH, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO COME
BACK AFTER THE BREAK, DO WE?
506
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,575
JUST TO SEE LITTLE
OLD ME GET PUMMELED?
507
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,583
DO WE?
HUH?
508
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,383
[BELL RINGS]
509
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,293
KRONK,
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
510
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,881
KAVO BEAT YOU
UP LAST WEEK?
511
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:14,165
WELL, IT'S--IT'S
EMBARRASSING, OK?
512
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,416
LITTLE PIP SQUEAK
TOTALLY KICKED
MY CAN.
513
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,996
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
514
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,380
OH, WHY DIDN'T
I LISTEN TO YOU
515
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,995
AND JUST STOP
BEING SO FUNNY.
516
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,880
UM, CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.
517
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,745
WHATEVER. THE POINT IS
I'M ABOUT TO BE...
518
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,290
UM, LIKE A PIECE
OF BREAD, YOU KNOW,
519
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:30,581
THAT'S BEEN SLIGHTLY HEATED
520
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,333
SO IT GETS A LITTLE
BIT BROWNIE-BROWN
AND CRUNCHY.
521
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,583
YOU MEAN YOU'RE TOAST.
522
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,833
FACED WITH
A DAUNTING CHALLENGE,
523
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,633
I DID WHAT I DO BEST.
524
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,995
HIDE.
525
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,710
KUZCO?
526
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,878
NO ONE'S HOME.
527
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:52,955
OH, IT'S YOU.
528
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,328
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
FROM KAVO ANYMORE.
529
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,583
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
530
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:57,463
A PRESENT FOR ME?
531
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,208
YAY! GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME.
532
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,078
BETTER NOT
BE RE-GIFTING
MY ALARM CLOCK.
533
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,415
OH, A POTION?
534
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:06,456
HOW NICE.
535
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,878
NOT JUSTA POTION,
4 POTIONS.
536
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,995
FROM YZMA'S TOP SHELF.
537
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,750
THAT'S THE BEST ONES,
GRABBED ALL OF THEM.
538
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,210
A COUPLE OF DROPS
WILL CHANGE YOU
539
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,248
INTO SOMETHING TOUGH
ENOUGH TO TAKE ON KAVO.
540
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,420
OOH, LIKE A GORILLA.
541
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,996
OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
542
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,630
SO, WHICH IS IT?
543
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,705
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
544
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,128
YZMA'S STILL NOT
LABELING THESE THINGS.
545
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,455
LIKE GORILLA, HOW
HARD COULD THAT BE?
546
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,078
WE'LL HAVE TO TRY THEM ALL.
547
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,995
OH, NO.
I'M A BUNNY AGAIN.
548
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,170
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
THIS ISN'T
GETTING ANY BETTER.
549
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,876
[VERY HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] KRONK!
550
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,075
[NORMAL VOICE]
I AMSO
NOT A GORILLA.
551
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,083
OH. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL HUNT YOU.
552
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,125
YOU MEATHEAD.
553
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,463
HI, MALINA.
554
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,998
AH, THERE YOU ARE.
555
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,290
KRONK TOLD
ME WHAT HAPPENED.
556
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,581
WHAT? HIDING
IN THE TRASHCAN
GET A LITTLE STALE?
557
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,713
YEAH, IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD IN HERE.
558
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,458
[SNIFFS]
559
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,878
WHAT IS THAT?
PLUMERIA?
560
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,245
IT'S NICE.
561
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,750
LISTEN, KITTY, KITTY,
562
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,250
YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM KAVO FOREVER.
563
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,130
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
564
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,125
ON THE OTHER HAND,
565
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,415
RUNNING AWAY
I CAN DO FOREVER.
566
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:20,996
BUH-BYE.
567
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,170
TIME FOR FIGHT.
568
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,875
YOU WOULDN'T HIT
A CUTIE-WOOTIE,
569
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,955
LITTLE KITTEN, WOULDJA?
570
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,168
NO.
STEP ON.
571
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:37,826
THAT'S THE SAME AS HITTING
ONLY WITH YOUR FOOT.
572
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,580
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
573
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,713
SUNSET.
574
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,998
OH, RIGHT...
575
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,130
SUNSET...
576
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,995
MAGIC HOUR.
577
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,420
SO...
578
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,246
HOW MANY YEARS
YOU BEEN HELD BACK?
579
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,130
5? 6?
580
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:56,955
4.
581
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,328
AND THE WHOLE...BULLY DEAL?
582
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,633
HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT?
583
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,495
IT ALL KAVO KNOW.
584
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500
OH, I HEAR YA.
585
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,710
YEAH, IT'S EASY
TO GET PIGEONHOLED.
586
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,168
THAT FOR SURE.
587
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,746
[BELL RINGS]
588
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,125
SUNSET.
589
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,075
FIGHT! NOW!
590
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,421
[PANTING]
591
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,995
AAH!
592
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
AAH!
593
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,753
[GROWLS]
594
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,000
OK, I ADMIT IT.
595
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,750
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE MADE FUN
596
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,710
OF THE WAY YOU TALK,
597
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:39,998
BEEN LESS CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,
598
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,210
BUT YOU REALLY WANT
TO BEAT ME UP?
599
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,208
LITTLE KITTY, KITTY.
600
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,500
KAVO NO, NO BEAT UP
KITTY, KITTY.
601
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,130
[GROWLS]
602
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,075
WHOOPS.
603
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,173
DID IT AGAIN.
604
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,286
AAH!
605
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,583
OH!
606
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,328
NOW, SEE?
607
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,213
A SIMPLE MOUSE
LABEL, AND BANG.
608
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,578
LOOK HOW EASY
THAT WAS.
609
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,288
MEOWRRR!
610
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,998
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT!
611
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,880
LITTLE WIMPY MOUSE-BOY
612
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,875
THINKS HE CAN
TAKE ON SCARY-CAT!
613
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:19,575
HUH?
614
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,003
HYAH! HY-UY! YAH!
615
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,580
KUZCO'S FU!
616
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,003
NOT TODAY.
NOT THIS TIME.
617
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,211
OH, ALL RIGHT.
618
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,458
I GUESS I HAVE
TO THANK YOU, TOO.
619
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,458
THANK YOU, KRONK.
620
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,168
WHEW. I WAS GLAD
YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
MEATHEAD AGAIN.
621
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,956
OH, N-N-N-NO, NO--NO.
622
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,708
I LEARNED MY LESSON
ABOUT POKING FUN.
623
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,288
AND THAT LESSON WAS?
624
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:49,711
I DON'T KNOW...IT'S
MEAN, OR SOMETHING.
625
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,133
KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!
626
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,455
I REALLY DID
LEARN MY LESSON.
627
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,458
I WON'T BE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE
ANYMORE, PROMISE.
628
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,458
SO JUST IRIS OUT
629
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,168
AND WRAP
THIS PUPPY UP ALREADY.
630
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,206
BOOM-BAM!
631
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,498
Kuzco: AHH...LOOK
AT THE LITTLE MONKEYS.
632
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,580
THEY LOOK SO SNUG
AND HAPPY.
633
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,833
AND WHY SHOULDN'T THEY?
634
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,833
THEY HAVE THE BESTEST
BABY-SITTER IN THE WORLD.
635
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,713
ME.
636
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,458
HMM...ANY SECOND NOW
637
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,828
THEY'RE GONNA WAKE UP
AND JUMP INTO MY ARMS
638
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,383
YELLING, "WE LOVE KUZCO.
639
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,415
WE LOVE KUZCO!"
640
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,496
YEP, THAT'S
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO.
641
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:25,500
GONNA JUMP RIGHT UP
ANY SECOND NOW.
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