Original subtitles

HEY THERE. HAVING TROUBLE FITTING IN AT SCHOOL?

WELL, JUST BE YOURSELF AND EVERYBODY WILL LOVE YOU.

UNLESS YOU'RE NOT COOL.

IN THAT CASE, LEARN TO PLAY A GUITAR OR SOMETHING. THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

HEY, HERE COMES MOXIE. BET SHE SAYS HI TO ME TODAY.

AH, NOT HER STYLE. MOXIE DOESN'T SAY "HI."

SHE'S TOO COOL FOR..."HI."

HI, MOXIE.

SHE BLINKED. DID YOU SEE THAT?

SHE TOTALLY IGNORED YOU.

BLINKED.

IGNORED.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT. I GOT TO SEE MY MIDTERM GRADES.

I'M OPENING MY ENVELOPE NOW.

STOP! NO OPENEY. WE WAIT FOR MALINA.

WHY? 'CAUSE SHE'S A HOTTIE.

OH. WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND

AND WE LIKE TO DO THINGS TOGETHER.

WHATEVER. WE'RE WAITING, SO WAIT.

[SIGHS]

WARM TODAY.

YEAH. WARM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? LIKE 77, 78.

HEY.

HEY, MALINA. MALINA!

GOOD TO SEE YOU. YEAH. HAVE A SEAT.

TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, GUYS.

SO YOU READY TO CHECK OUT OUR GRADES?

YES! C+.

I KNEW ALL THAT HARD WORK WOULD PAY OFF. I RULE!

HOLDING STEADY AT A "B" AVERAGE.

NOT TOO FLASHY. NOT TOO SHABBY.

"A+." "A+." "A+." "A-"?

THAT MUST BE A MISTAKE. THAT SHOULD BE AN A+.

UH, WHAT'S THAT SCARY RED PAPER THING?

"FOR FAILING TO MAINTAIN AN A+ AVERAGE,

YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM CHEERLEADING, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY."

WHAT?

CAN THEY DO THAT WITHOUT A HEARING?

IF I GET AN A-. BUT I DIDN'T GET AN A-. IT'S A MISTAKE.

SO YOU GOT AN A-.

WHAT'S THE BIG-BIGGITY- BIG-BIG-BIGGITY-BIG-BIG- BIG-BIGGITY-BIG-BIG DEAL?

WHO SAID IT WAS A BIGGITY-BIG DEAL?

YOU SAID THAT. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. AND I DIDN'T GET AN A-.

WHOA. TAKE IT EASY.

TAKE IT EASY? WHO'S NOT TAKING IT EASY?

NOT ME. THAT'S FOR SURE. I AM DEFINITELY TAKING IT...

HEY THERE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO "TAKE IT EASY" NOW AND AGAIN.

YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY I'M SOMETHING OF AN EXPERT.

SO MAYBE I'M WRONG,

BUT I DON'T THINK MALINA HERE IS TAKING IT EASY.

LOOK AT THE SIGNS. BULGY EYES. FLARED NOSTRILS. SCARY TEETH.

SHE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE PACHA DOES

WHEN I USE HIS PONCHO AS A BATH TOWEL.

SEE?

YEAH. YEP. I'D DEFINITELY SAY MALINA'S UPSET.

BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT FOR SURE.

LET KRONK ASK HER.

EASY!

UH, MALINA, ARE YOU OK?

WHAT? YOU THINK I'M NOT OK, THAT I'M UPSET? WELL, I'M NOT.

I WOULD BE UPSET IF CHEERLEADING WAS A BIG PART OF WHO I AM.

BUT IT'S NOT. EVEN IF IT WAS, THAT A- IS A MISTAKE.

AND WHEN IT'S FIXED, WE'RE GONNA LAUGH AT IT, RIGHT? HA-HA!

OK, GOOD TALK.

SO...THINK SHE'S UPSET?

HARD TO SAY.

DID YOU HEAR THAT SHE TOTALLY FLUNKED?

I KNOW.

YEAH.

HEY! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

IT'S FUNNY. I THINK COACH SWEATY MADE A MISTAKE ON MY GYM GRADE.

WE, LIKE, DON'T TALK TO A-MINUSES.

NO WAY. CHEERLEADERS JUST CAN'T SKATE BY ON THEIR LOOKS.

YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE GONNA LET YOU DRAG US DOWN INTELLIGENTLY?

COME ON, GIRLS. LET'S GO READ.

WELL, MAYBE SHE FORGOT.

SILLY KRONK. SHE DIDN'T FORGET.

WE ALWAYS MEET HERE BEFORE CLASS. SHE CAN'T RESIST ME.

MAYBE SHE'S LATE.

NO, NO, NO. SUNDIALS MUST BE WRONG.

ALL OF 'EM? EVEN OUR WRIST DIALS?

[CUCKOOING]

MM-HMM. ABSOLUTELY.

SUN'S RUNNING BEHIND, NOT MALINA.

UH, MR. PURUTU, THE PROBLEM IS I GOT AN A- IN GYM.

A-.

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD FOR YOU?

IT'S BAD. I'VE NEVER DROPPED BELOW AN A+.

IT'S A MISTAKE.

COULD BE. WHY ARE YOU TELLINGME ABOUT IT?

YOU'RE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR.

AND?

AND I NEED COUNSELING.

OH. OK, I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL.

MAYBE YOU'RE TOO FOCUSED ON GRADES.

YOU SHOULD EXPAND YOUR INTERESTS.

PERHAPS SOME NEW FRIENDS OR A NEW HOBBY.

FOR EXAMPLE, I COLLECT WIND CHIMES.

WIND CHIMES?

FOR ME, THEY'RE HOBBY AND FRIENDS.

I NAME THEM ALL.

IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'D I DO IF SOMEONE TOOK MY CHIMES FROM ME.

CHIMES.

[CHIMES PLAY]

[CUCKOOING]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?

IT'S SNACK TIME. SNACKS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, THEY MAY BE HARD AND CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT ON THE INSIDE, THEY'RE SOFT AND CHEWY.

GUYS, I NEED SOME ALONE TIME.

YES. ALONE. I GOT IT. JUST THE TWO OF US. SEE YOU LATER, KRONK.

NO. I MEAN ALONE, AS IN JUST ME.

I NEED TO FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT.

HI. YOU'RE THE SCHOOL DANCE TEAM, RIGHT?

THE KUZKETTES?

YES, SO I THINK I'M INTERESTED IN JOINING.

YOU, THE TEAM.

IS THERE A KICKING AUDITION OR SOMETHING?

HELLO?

HI. IS THIS THE DEBATE CLUB? I'M INTERESTED IN JOINING.

STATE YOUR CASE. 10 SECONDS.

OH, UH, WELL, I'M SMART. I'M OUTGOING. I LOVE CURRENT EVENTS.

REBUTTAL. 8 SECONDS.

THERE'S NO PROOF SHE'S SMART.

"OUTGOING" WORKS AT PARTIES, NOT DEBATE. AND "LOVE" IS A MYTH.

RESPONSE. 2 SECONDS.

WHAT? BUT I--

REBUTTAL. 5 SECONDS.

PRETTY FACES DON'T WIN ARGUMENTS. OK, THEY DO.

REDIRECT. 1 SECOND.

NEVER MIND.

HI. I'M LOOKING INTO THE MUSICAL CLUB.

♪ WE SING LA PA PA MA ♪

♪ JUST SPELLED IT OUT WITH OOM PA PA ♪

♪ WE LOVE TO SING, SO WELCOME TO OUR CLUB ♪

WELL, THANK YOU. SEE, I THOUGHT--

♪ YOU'LL SEE HOW FAR ♪

♪ THIS CLUB IS MUSICAL ♪

♪ WE SING AT HOME, AT PLAY, AT SCHOOL ♪

♪ AND IN THE TUB ♪

OK, IT'S TIME TO GO.

♪ SING OUT ♪ UH-HUH.

♪ SING PROUD ♪ OH, MY.

♪ SING SOFT, SING LOUD ♪ OK. BYE-BYE.

♪ WE SING EVERYTHING ♪

♪ SO JOIN THE MUSICAL CLUB ♪

WHERE'D SHE GO?

LOOK, KRONK, WE GOT TO MOVE ON.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. LET'S START SMALL.

THINK OF SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK MALINA IS DOING?

SOMETHING BESIDES MALINA.

WARM TODAY.

YEAH. WHEW! WARM.

WE'RE, UH,

KIND OF LOST WITHOUT HER, HUH?

YEAH, I KNOW. SHE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SUNSHINE.

HOTTIE SUNSHINE.

NO. I MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY LOST.

AAH!

MALINA, IS THAT YOU?

PLEASE BE YOU AND NOT A LOCKER GHOST.

HOWDY, BOYS.

AAH! LOCKER GHOST!

I'M NOT A GHOST.

NOT YET.

GOOD, 'CAUSE WE ARE LOST BIG TIME.

CAN YOU POINT US IN THE DIRECTION OF OUR LOCKERS?

SURE.

TURN...

TURN. GOT IT.

AROUND.

AROUND.

HEY, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. WE'RE NOT LOST AFTER ALL.

WELL...

HOW ABOUT THAT?

AAH! AAH!

HEY! PIPE DOWN.

YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE LOCKER GHOST.

SO, MALINA, HOW WAS YOUR ALONE TIME?

FIGURE OUT YOU'RE LOST WITHOUT ME?

NO. BUT I DID FIGURE OUT

THAT THERE'S NOT ONE NEW ACTIVITY THAT'S RIGHT FOR ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE JANITOR IS FRIENDS WITH THE LOCKER GHOST.

HEY, I COULD BE A JANITOR.

AT LEAST THAT'D BE A NEW IDENTITY.

YOU DON'T NEED A NEW IDENTITY.

YEAH. YOU'RE MALINA. YOU CAN'T UPGRADE FROM THAT.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE I DON'T NEED AN ACTIVITY TO MAKE ME STAND OUT.

I MEAN, I STAND OUT JUST BY BEING ME.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY IF THAT MEANS

YOU'LL HANG OUT WITH ME AGAIN AND KRONK, TOO, MAYBE.

HEY, I HEARD YOU GOT KICKED OFF THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

RAW DEAL. STAY SOLID.

WHOA.

MOXIE JUST TALKED TO YOU. SHE NEVER TALKS TO ANYONE.

SHE BLINKED AT ME EARLIER. IGNORED.

MOXIE TALKED TO ME.

[BELL RINGING]

MALINA WAS WEIRD YESTERDAY, HUH?

I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SO...UH...

WEIRD?

YEAH. YOU READ MY MIND.

WELL, I'M SURE TODAY

SHE'LL BE BACK TO GOOD OL' NORMAL MALINA AGAIN.

GUYS, I DON'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT.

UH, YEAH, YOU DO. GO AHEAD. TELL HER, KRONK.

TELL MALINA HOW YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HER.

OK. WHERE IS SHE?

RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S NOT MALINA. SEE?

LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT COOL WITH THE NEW MALINA,

YOU CAN'T HANG WITH THE NEW MALINA.

IN FACT, MALINA'S A LAME NAME.

FROM NOW ONE, I'M MALLIE.

STAY SOLID.

HOLD IT. DID MALINA JUST BREAK UP WITH US?

NO. MALLIE DID, AND SHE SIGNED OFF MOXIE-STYLE.

NOT GOOD.

HEY, COACH.

GET OUT OF THE GIRLS LAVATORY!

THAT'S A NEW LOOK FOR YOU.

YEAH. BLENDING IN IS LAME.

I LIKE IT. YOU ALMOST LOOK COOL.

OH, I'M COOL ALL RIGHT.

I JUST, UH, TRY TO KEEP IT LOW PROFILE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE OF A GOODY-GOODY.

ME? GOOD? NO WAY.

UNLESS YOU CONSIDER AN A- IN GYM GOOD.

I MEANT "D." YEAH, I'M A TOTAL REBEL.

LET'S FIND YOU A BREEZE, CLANKY.

REBEL, HUH?

WELL, ARE YOU REBEL ENOUGH TO BREAK INTO MR. PURUTU'S OFFICE

AND TAKE HIS PRECIOUS WIND CHIMES?

TAKE HIS WIND CHIMES?

YEAH, HE'LL FREAK. IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.

WHY, YOU SCARED?

NO. JUST MAKING SURE I HEARD YOU RIGHT.

LIKE I SAID, I'M A REBEL.

SO HOW CAN WE GET MALINA BACK?

RIGHT.

OOH, I KNOW. WE COULD BRAINWASH HER.

NOPE. SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT.

PLUS BRAIN SOAP IS EXPENSIVE.

TRUE.

WHAT IF WE START A BAND?

GIRLS FIND MUSICIANS IRRESISTIBLE.

NO. FOR THE LAST TIME,

WE ARE NOT FORMING A POLKA BAND. EVER.

OK, WE'LL TABLE THAT FOR NOW.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT OLD SAYING?

"IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM."

OR IS IT "JOIN A GYM"?

I FORGET.

OK, SO HOW DO WE DO THAT?

WELL, FIRST WE FIND A GYM THAT'S AFFORDABLE AND CLOSE BY.

WAIT. I GOT IT.

WE'LL USE A POTION TO TURN OURSELVES INTO GIRLS.

THEN WE CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH MOXIE AND HANG OUT WITH MALINA.

ALL RIGHT. I HEARD YZMA COMING,

SO I JUST GRABBED ALL THE "G" ONES.

OK, YOU FIRST.

BOTTOMS UP.

GARGOYLE. NO GOOD. NOW YOU DRINK ONE.

GINGERBREAD MAN. GETTING CLOSER.

YOU'RE UP.

GIRAFFE. ALMOST THERE. YOUR TURN.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DRINK THEM ALL, AREN'T YOU?

HERE. TALK WHILE YOU DRINK.

A TOOTH? I DON'T GET IT.

"TOOTH" STARTS WITH "T," NOT "G."

GIANT TOOTH.

OH. KEEP TRYING.

OH.

BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT? YOU'RE THE WORST-LOOKING GIRL EVER.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, MAKE ONE SWEET-LOOKING LADY.

NO. I'M MUCH PRETTIER THAN YOU. LOOK AT MY CHEEKBONES.

CHEEKBONES? PSHAW.

LOOK AT MY FLOWING LOCKS OF SILKEN HAIR.

I'VE SEEN BETTER. ON ME.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU.

GENTLEMEN, I'M NOT SURE THIS QUALIFIES AS AN OFFICIAL MATTER,

BUT I FEEL OBLIGATED TO INFORM YOU

THAT YOU ARE BOTH EQUALLY HORRIBLE-LOOKING FEMALES.

OH, MALINA, THERE ARE YOU.

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU.

WELL, HERE I AM.

I TALKED TO COACH SWEATY.

TURNS OUT SHE WON'T BUDGE ON GRADES.

WHO KNEW? I MEAN, IT'S GYM.

BUT I CHECKED OUT YOUR FILE, AND I MUST SAY I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU ARE?

STUDENT OF THE YEAR.

GOLDEN ERASER WINNER.

PEPPIEST PENMANSHIP AWARD. YOU'VE GOT QUITE A RECORD.

YEAH. I GUESS I DO.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE ONE OF KUZCO ACADEMY'S TOP STUDENTS.

AND ACCORDING TO OUR RECENT POLL,

YOU HAVE A SCHOOL APPROVAL RATING OF 93 PERCENT.

THAT'S A SCHOOL RECORD.

I MEAN, I'M ONLY AT...22 PERCENT?

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED A NEW IDENTITY.

NO, YOU DON'T. BUT I MIGHT.

I CAN'T BEAT BEING MALINA.

NOT ACCORDING TO THESE NUMBERS.

ARE YOU HOLDING MY WIND CHIMES?

I KNEW IT. YOU'RE A FELLOW CHIMER.

THEY'RE JUST MESMERIZING, AREN'T THEY?

THOSE CHIMES ONCE BELONGED TO SOMEONE FAMOUS.

WHAT'S HIS NAME OR HER NAME?

I ALWAYS FORGET.

ANYWAY, HERE'S THE VERY LONG STORY BEHIND THEM.

HIYA. I'M KUZCAWEENA.

AND I'M KRONKELLE.

WE'RE NEW HERE. AND WE'RE GIRLS.

SO WE CAN BE YOUR FRIENDS 'CAUSE WE'RE GIRLS.

TOO MUCH. EASE UP.

NEWBIES, HUH?

THAT WASN'T A JOKE.

OH, RIGHT.

SO WE HEARD YOU'RE THE COOLEST GIRL IN SCHOOL.

AND SINCE WE'RE THE COOLEST GIRLS AT OUR OLD SCHOOL--

UM, OZUK ACADEMY--

UH, WE FIGURED WE'D BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

AND MALINA. SHE'S ANOTHER GIRL, LIKE US.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YES. AND WE'RE GIRLS.

TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE NOT AS LAME AS YOU LOOK, WE CAN HANG OUT.

SHE BOUGHT IT. PRETTY SLICK, HUH?

UH, I CAN HEAR YOU.

GOT THE WIND CHIMES?

NO. I DECIDED NOT TO TAKE THEM.

HUMPH. NOT MUCH OF A PRANK IF YOU SKIP THAT PART, IS IT?

NO. I SAID GETMY COOL JACKET.

I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT JUST TO IMPRESS YOU.

I'M NOT A THIEF. I'M MALINA.

WHATEVER. I KNEW YOU'D BAIL. THAT'S WHY I WENT WITH PLAN B.

PLAN B?

THE 2 NEW GIRLS.

KUZCAWEENA AND KRONKELLE?

SURE, THEY LOOK WEIRD,

BUT THEY WERE TOTALLY UP FOR SCORING THE CHIMES.

NO. MY COOL JACKET.

KUZCAWEENA AND KRONKELLE?

THE BIG ONE IS--

REALLY STRONG AND KIND OF SLOW WITH A DEEP VOICE

AND A STRANGE INTEREST IN CUISINE?

YEAH. AND THE LITTLE ONE IS--

ARROGANT, OBNOXIOUS, AND IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF? I MEAN HERSELF.

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU, PSYCHIC?

OF ALL THE DUMB...OH!

THANKS, MOXIE. I'LL SEE YOU.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO STRAIGHTEN OUT SOME FRIENDS.

[SIGHS] WHAT PART OF THE WORD "COOL"

DO YOU TWO NOT GET?

NOW IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW--

HEY. WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WELL, I'M HELPING, TOO.

SO...

SHOULDN'T MY PICTURE BE THERE, TOO?

WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

BUT KUZCO'S DOODLES IS A RECOGNIZED BRAND NAME THAT PEOPLE KNOW AND TRUST.

I CAN'T CHANGE THE NAME.

THEN I'M NOT GONNA HELP.

OK. WHAT IF I SAID, "WITH KRONK"?

"FEATURING KRONK."

OK. OK, FINE.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES, FEATURING KRONK.

WHERE'S MY PICTURE?

THERE. HAPPY?

OK, WE WANNA HANG WITH MALINA AGAIN,

WE GOT WIND CHIMES TO SCORE, AND WE NEED A PLAN.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

WE TUNNEL UNDER THE SCHOOL.

ACTUALLY, YOU TUNNEL. ME NO DIGGY.

HOW WOULD WE KNOW WHERE TO TUNNEL EXACTLY?

I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

GOOD POINT. AND YES, YOU DO.

WHAT IF WE FLOAT OVER THE SCHOOL AND DROP IN THROUGH THE AIR VENTS?

AND BY "WE," I MEAN YOU. ME NO DROPPY.

SOME OF THOSE VENTS GO TO THE FURNACE.

WHY ARE YOU TALLER THAN ME?

'CAUSE I'M STANDING ON A BOX OF PRESENTS

FOR YOU.

REALLY? WELL, THANKS, PAL.

HEY, WHAT IF WE WAIT UNTIL MR. PURUTU LEAVES HIS OFFICE

AND THEN JUST WALK IN?

NAH. TOO EASY.

WAIT. I GOT IT.

OH, FINALLY.

MY SCANDINAVIAN BATTLE CHIMES ARE HERE.

NOW, WHERE DID I PUT MY CROWBAR?

AIR. NEED AIR.

NO TIME FOR THAT. WE GOT TO HURRY. HE COULD BE BACK ANY SECOND.

[FOOTSTEPS]

FOOTSTEPS. HE'S BACK. HIDE.

BIG CRATE EXPRESS! DELIVERY FOR YOU.

Purutu's voice: JUST LEAVE IT THERE, YOUNG MAN.

I'M TYING MY SHOE RIGHT NOW.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

OH, I DO IMPRESSIONS.

Kuzco's voice: I'M PRETTY GOOD, HUH? YOWSA.

OK, STOP THAT.

AND I DON'T SAY "YOWSA."

MALINA? I MEAN, GIRL IN A CRATE

I'VE NEVER MET OR SEEN BEFORE.

HEY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW, UH, GIRLS.

MOXIE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU.

KUZCAWEENA AND KRONKELLE. RIGHT?

YEAH. I'M KUZCAWEENA AND HE'S KRONKELLE. FLIP THAT.

RIGHT. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD FINDING YOUR PLACE AROUND HERE.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

I JUST HOPE YOU GUYS-- UH, GIRLS--

DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE JUST TO IMPRESS MOXIE.

REAL FRIENDS DON'T TEST YOU,

LIKE MY FRIENDS, KUZCO AND KRONK.

THEY'RE THE BEST. HAVE YOU MET THEM?

NO. BUT I'VE HEARD OF THAT KUZCO FELLA.

HE'S AWESOME.

THE KRONK GUY'S NICE, TOO.

[SOBBING]

IT'S US. WE MISSED YOU, SO WE TOOK A GIRL POTION

AND TURNED OURSELVES INTO GIRLS.

[SOBBING]

IT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA.

DON'T KNOCK THE IDEA. IT'S NOT THE IDEA'S FAULT.

THE IDEA WAS FINE.

WHY AM I SO EMOTIONAL?

IT MUST BE THE POTION.

UH, MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE THE BOY POTION LIKE SOON.

[DOOR OPENS]

QUICK. MR. PURUTU'S COMING BACK.

AAH!

MY CHIMES.

FAN.

[PANTING]

HE'LL NEVER FIND US IN HERE.

OH, GREAT.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

OH, NO, MR. PURUTU. YOU RUINED IT.

RUINED WHAT?

MY FRIENDS AND I ARE TOTAL WIND-CHIME FANS,

AND WE WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU BY POLISHING YOUR COLLECTION.

GUESS HE'S TOO SHARP FOR US, HUH, GUYS?

NO, NO. IT'S JUST... I THOUGHT SOMETHING FUNNY WAS GOING ON.

BUT HOW COULD I DOUBT MOXIE, ONE OF THE BEST STUDENTS IN SCHOOL?

WHAT A KIND AND THOUGHTFUL GESTURE.

BY THE WAY, MALINA, GOOD NEWS.

YOU GOT AN A+ INSTEAD OF AN A- IN GYM,

AND YOU'RE BACK ON THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

COACH SWEATY SAYS SOMEONE MADE A CLERICAL ERROR.

MALINA, A+.

AH! STINKING PEN.

REALLY?

THAT'S FANTASTIC!

WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SO...YOU'RE AN A-STUDENT?

YEAH. THAT A PROBLEM?

NOPE. NOT AT ALL.

I DON'T LIKE BEING HASSLED,

SO I KEEP MY GRADES QUIET.

BUT THIS WHOLE "BEING YOURSELF" THING SEEMS TO WORK FOR YOU.

SO MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.

WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T BE COOL AND SMART?

UH, I DO.

NOT. I DO NOT SAY THAT,

AND NEITHER SHOULD ANYONE ELSE.

HERE YOU GO.

YOU CAN GET STARTED POLISHING THESE. SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

I ONLY HAVE 17 MORE CRATES.

OH, NO. HERE COMES ANOTHER BREEZE.

KRONK, BUCKY'S ON YOUR HEAD.

[MUTTERING]

I GOT HIM.

I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT CHEERLEADING PRACTICE.

WANNA COME? SAY YES.

OK. I GOT TO BEEF UP MY EXTRACURRICULARS

TO GET ACCEPTED AT KUZVARD UNIVERSITY ANYWAY.

KUZVARD U.? THAT'S MY DREAM SCHOOL.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE CHIMES, GUYS.

YOU SEE THAT?

MALINA'S ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH MOXIE INSTEAD OF US NOW.

GET THE GIRL POTION, KRONK. WE'RE JOINING THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO, KUZCO! GO, GO!

HOLA, YOU LUCKY CREDIT-WATCHING VIEWERS.

LISTEN IN AWE TO THE PREMIERE SINGLE

FROM MY AWESOME POLKA BAND, THE KUZCCORDIONS.

YAA-YAA-YAA-YAA-YAA- AH-EEE-OHHHH!