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HEY, MY ROYAL
TV-WATCHING SUBJECTS,
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TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
WANNA KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU GET TO WATCH
MY SHOW, STARRING...ME.
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THEME MUSIC.
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[♪♪]
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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[GULP]
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[GROWLING]
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HANG ON,
CHINCHILLA THING!
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I, KUZCO, WILL SAVE YOU.
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YOU BE MORE CAREFUL
FROM NOW ON, LITTLE FELLA.
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OK? BYE-BYE.
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SO LONG. ADIOS.
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[GROWLING]
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HEY! MY HOMEWORK!
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LOOK, PAL, I WORKED
REALLY HARD ON THAT
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ALL NIGHT.
AND IT'S DUE TODAY.
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SO GATOR
GIVES IT BACK.
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[GULP]
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[BURP]
Mr. Mulaguako:
STOP!
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PLEASE STOP!
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DON'T...
SAY ANOTHER WORD!
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BUT I DIDN'T
GET TO THE PART
WITH MY HEROES PARADE.
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[HUMS VICTORY MARCH]
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YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR HOMEWORK
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WHAT?
BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T DO
YOUR HOMEWORK.
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WHAT? YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME?
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NOBODY BELIEVES YOU!
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DOES ANYONE
BELIEVE HIM?
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I BELIEVE THAT HE...
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SAW... A CHINCHILLA.
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BUT...
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BUT HE'S NEVER
DONE HIS HOMEWORK...
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EVEN ONCE.
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THE PEOPLE HAVE
SPOKEN, KUZCO.
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WE'RE TIRED OF
HEARING WHAT ATE
YOUR HOMEWORK.
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BUT NO MORE.
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NO MORE ALLIGATORS
EATING YOUR HOMEWORK.
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NO MORE LIONS
OR TIGERS OR BEARS!
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OH, MY.
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BUT THOSE ALL HAPPENED.
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TOMORROW YOU MUST
HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK.
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NO EXCUSES.
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ANY EXCUSE...
YOU FAIL.
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"ANY EXCUSE, YOU FAIL."
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"ANY EXCUSE, YOU FAIL."
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I BET HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT
IF I ACTUALLYDID MY HOMEWORK.
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[WHISTLES] WAIT A MINUTE!
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NAH.
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HEH HEH HEH! DID YOU
HEAR THAT, KRONK?
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YEAH. THAT WAS
THE WORST MR. MULAGUAKO
IMPERSONATION I'VE EVER HEARD.
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NO, YOU FOOL.
ABOUT HIS HOMEWORK.
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TO THE SECRET LAB!
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[CHITTERING]
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[CHITTERING]
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PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.
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OHH...
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OTHER LEVER, MAYBE?
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DO NOT PULL DOWN
ON THE SAFETY BAR.
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I WILL LOWER IT FOR YOU.
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COOL.
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AAH!
YEOWWW!
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YAAAYYY!
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[WHEELS SCREECHING]
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OHHH! WHERE'D
I PUT THE TICKET?
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WHERE IS
THAT TICKET?
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IT'S IN THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT.
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WE ALWAYS PUT IT
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
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[DING]
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[CHUCKLES
MALICIOUSLY]
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TOMORROW MORNING,
KUZCO WILL HAVE
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THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE
HOMEWORK EXCUSE EVER!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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FIRST, I'LL TURN YOU
INTO A LLAMA.
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THEN YOU'LL FIND
KUZCO'S HOMEWORK...
HA HA!
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...AND EAT IT.
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[GULP]
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IT'S BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
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AND IT'S A STRAIGHT
A-TO-B KIND OF PLAN, TOO.
THAT'S NEW FOR YOU.
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BUT, UH...
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"BUT"? "BUT, BUT,
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT,
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BUT" WHAT?!
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WELL,
IT'S JUST...
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A LLAMA.
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THAT SEEMS SO,
YOU KNOW, BEEN
THERE, DONE THAT.
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WELL, WHAT WOULDYOU
SUGGEST, HMM?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW. BUT...
"A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK"?
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THAT'S GOTTA BE
THE OLDEST EXCUSE
IN THE BOOK.
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PRECISELY. HEH HEH.
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THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT
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SO PERFECTLY
UNBELIEVABLE.
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RIGHT. THE REVERSE TWIST
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ON THE WHOLE
HOMEWORK EXCUSE THING.
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OH...I'D HATE
TO PEEK INYOUR HEAD
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AND SEE HOW
YOUR MIND WORKS.
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LIKEWISE.
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HA HA! NOW...
GET READY, KRONK.
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[GULP]
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WEIRD.
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NOW, GO!
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AH, HA HA HA!
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THERE'S HOMEWORK
TO EAT.
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TYING KNOTS
IS STUPID HOMEWORK.
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WHEN AM I EVER
GONNA HAVE TO TIE
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5 DIFFERENT KINDS
OF KNOTS?
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HEY, WHAT'D YOU GET
FOR NUMBER 3?
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LLAMA MAN'S
OVERHAND HALF HITCH?
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HMHH!
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OH, IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU
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TAKIN' AN INTEREST
IN YOUR SCHOOLWORK.
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KNOT TYING
IS A BASIC SKILL
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ALL LLAMA HERDERS
NEED TO KNOW.
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HEY, NO SNEAKY.
SNEAKY NO LIKIE.
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HOWEVER, I DON'T
THINK IT COUNTS
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TO COPY FROM CHAKA.
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COPY NO LIKIE.
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BUT MR. GUACAMOLE'S
GONNA FAIL ME!
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YEAH, I HEARD
ABOUT THAT.
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THE NERVE OF THAT GUY
GIVIN' YOU HOMEWORK.
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WHO'S HE THINK HE IS,
A TEACHER?
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FINALLY SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS!
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OH. HA, HA.
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DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
SUCH A COMEDIAN.
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TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
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THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW
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WHERE PACHA
IS A COMEDIAN.
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OK, THIS IS PACHA,
AND HE'S SAYING...
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LOOK AT ME. I'M PACHA,
AND I'M SO FUNNY.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THIS IS MY FUNNY WAY
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OF THINKIN' I'M FUNNY.
COPY NO LIKIE. BLAH, BLAH.
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Kuzco: THEN, KIDS,
A MAGIC CIRCLE
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FORMED AROUND
PACHA'S FEET.
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Pacha: OH, NO!
IT'S A HOLE!
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Kuzco: AND HE FELL DOWN IT,
AND HE DESERVED IT
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FOR NOT BEING FUNNY.
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THE END.
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HA HA. I'M FUNNY.
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YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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BUT YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
FROMMY POINT OF VIEW.
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MULAGUAKO SAID
HE WANTED HOMEWORK,
NO EXCUSES.
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HE DIDN'T SAY
I HAD TO ACTUALLY DO
THE HOMEWORK MYSELF.
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OF COURSE,
MAYBE HE THOUGHT THAT
WENT WITHOUT SAYING.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE SHOULD'VE SAID,
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"AND NO TAKING
SOMEONE ELSE'S
HOMEWORK."
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BUT HE DIDN'T. SO...
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THERE.
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[SLURPS]
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WHAT?!
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AAH!
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NO. NO!
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HANHH. A LLAMA
ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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COME BACK!
COME BACK!
COME BACK!
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KUZCO?
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A LLAMA
ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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OHHH...KUZCO!
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HELLO! SLOW DOWN
THERE, YOUNG PUP!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'
IN SUCH A HURRY?
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A LLAMA ATE MY HOMEWORK!
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OH, THAT'S
THE OLDEST EXCUSE
IN THE BOOK.
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WHAT BOOK?
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THIS ONE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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HAH HAH HAH!
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HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
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[CLOPPING FADES AWAY]
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HUH. MY BUTT'S
IN AN URN.
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KUZCO! [PANTING]
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HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YET
THAT ACTUALLY
DOING YOUR HOMEWORK
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WOULD BE EASIER
THAN ALL THIS?
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WHAT? LOOK,
IDID MY HOMEWORK.
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BUT A LLAMA ATE IT!
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OHH! YEAH, RIGHT.
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THAT'S JUST
THE OLDEST EXCUSE
IN THE--WHOA.
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HOLD UP.
YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?
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UH, THE HOMEWORK
I WILL BE TURNING IN
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HAS BEEN COMPLETED.
YES.
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[GASPS] YOU STOLE
CHACA'S HOMEWORK!
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GEE, HOW
DO YOU KNOW?
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WHAT WAS
THE TIP-OFF? DID
MY EYE TWITCH?
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KUZCO, I WANT YOU
TO GRADUATE AND
BECOME EMPEROR.
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AND I WANT
TO HELP YOU OUT.
GOODY!
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BUT IF YOU FAKE
YOUR HOMEWORK,
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YOU ONLY
FAKE GRADUATE.
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AND THEN YOU'LL BE
A FAKE EMPEROR.
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AND, UH--
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JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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BUT...[SIGHS]
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I'M THROUGH.
THAT'S IT.
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THINGS OFFICIALLY
CANNOT GET WORSE.
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SO, I WENT
TO CHECK OVER
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CHACA AND TIPO'S
HOMEWORK,
LIKE ALWAYS,
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AND GUESS WHAT
I FIND MISSING.
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I CAN EXPLAIN.
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AND DON'T TELL ME
A LION OR A TIGER
OR A BEAR ATE IT.
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ACTUALLY, IT WAS A LLAMA.
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I DON'T WANT
ANY LIP, KUZCO.
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YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR HOMEWORK
AND CHACA'S TOO,
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SINCE YOU LOST HERS.
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[YAWNING]
NO, THAT'S OK.
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I ALWAYS SAVE A BACKUP.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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KRONK! THIS IS
THE WRONG HOMEWORK!
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LOOK AT THE NAME!
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"CHACA'S HOMEWORK."
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AH. SO THAT'S
HER LAST NAME.
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THE HOMEWORK FAMILY.
BOY, THAT'S WEIRD.
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[THUD]
238
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,170
SNEAK, SNEAK, SNEAK,
STOP.
239
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,826
WOWIE, YZMA
SURE HAS GOT A TEMPER.
240
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,633
TIPTOE, TIPTOE, TIPTOE,
HIDE.
241
00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,705
I SHOULD REPORT HER
TO PRINCIPAL LAMBSIE.
242
00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,878
LOOKIE LEFT, LOOKIE RIGHT.
243
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,498
Kuzco:
AND...DONE.
244
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,170
THERE. WASN'T THAT EASIER
245
00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,626
THAN CHASING A LLAMA
ALL OVER TOWN?
246
00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,955
YEAH. MAYBE ACTUALLY
DOING MY HOMEWORK
WASN'T SO BAD.
247
00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:57,208
BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY
I ACTUALLY SAID THAT.
248
00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,075
[SLURPING]
249
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:03,883
UHH! NO! PACHA!
IT'S THE LLAMA!
250
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,128
UNHH! UHH! UHH!
251
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,075
HI THERE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
252
00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,713
NOW, I WON'T PRETEND
TO UNDERSTAND
253
00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,828
ALL THE SCIENTIFIC
THING-A-MA-DEALIES
ON WHAT HAPPENS NEXT,
254
00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:15,083
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I HAD WORKED SO HARD
ON THAT HOMEWORK,
255
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,713
AND TO SEE IT
YANKED AWAY...
256
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,708
[SNIFFLES] WELL,
IT MADE MY HEART
257
00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,458
GROW 3 SIZES
THAT DAY.
258
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,880
[CRASH]
259
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,995
AND GAVE ME
SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH!
260
00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:34,078
TIME TO TURN IN
MY HOMEWORK.
261
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,463
SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH?
262
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:38,168
PLEASE,
JUST STOP TALKING!
263
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,626
I SAID
NO MORE EXCUSES!
264
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,245
YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR HOMEWORK,
SO YOU FAIL.
265
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:47,170
BUT, MR. MULAGUAKO,
KUZCO DOES HAVE
HIS HOMEWORK. LOOK.
266
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:47,996
YES.
267
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,130
[CHUCKLES]
YES, HE DID IT.
268
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,165
IN FACT, YOUR
LLAMA MAN'S
269
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,126
OVERHAND
HALF HITCH
270
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,575
IS ABSOLUTELY
SUBLIME.
271
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,003
AND--AND
JUST LOOK AT
THE GOOSENECK
272
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,880
ON YOUR
BACKWARD BEND
BUTTERFLY KNOT.
273
00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:01,125
EXCELLENT
ROPE WORK,
MR. KUZCO!
274
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,705
YOU PASS!
275
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,288
WHOA. THAT WORE OFF
276
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,081
A LITTLE FASTER
THAN EXPECTED. UH...
277
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,133
EMBARRASSING.
278
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:15,211
Kid's voices:
K-U-Z-C-O!
279
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,998
KUZCO'SNEW SCHOOL!
GO! GO!
280
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,578
[WILD ANIMALS CHITTERING]
281
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,583
MODERN CONVENIENCES
LIKE CHAIRS
AND PILLOWS
282
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,583
AND MEDICINE MEN
HAVE MADE US SOFT
AND WEAK.
283
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:30,423
THAT IS WHY
SURVIVAL CLASS
IS SO IMPORTANT.
284
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,076
TODAY, SOME
OF YOUR CLASSMATES
285
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,583
ARE LEARNING
UNDERWATER SURVIVAL.
286
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,503
OTHERS...
LAVA SURVIVAL.
287
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,580
[LAVA BURBLES]
288
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,713
BUTYOUR GROUP
WILL TACKLE
JUNGLE SURVIVAL.
289
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,498
CAN WE TAKE
OUR BLINDFOLDS OFF NOW?
290
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,630
NO. I HAVEN'T FINISHED
MY SPEECH.
291
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,205
I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD
RUMORS ABOUT THIS...
292
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,578
HOW YOU'LL BE STRANDED
WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER,
293
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,503
HOW YOU'LL HAVE TO FEND
FOR YOURSELVES
294
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,710
AND LIVE OFF THE LAND
FOR 24 HOURS.
295
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:01,328
CAN WE TAKE THEM
OFF NOW?
YEAH. MINE ITCHES.
296
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,713
NO, NOT YET.
WELL, THOSE RUMORS
297
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:07,288
ARE 100%...TRUE.
298
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,501
WELCOME...
299
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,460
TO THE JUNGLE!
300
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,458
[WILD ANIMAL CALLS]
301
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,708
OK, NOW.
302
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,578
TAKE THEM
OFF NOW.
303
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:22,460
WEARE IN THE JUNGLE.
304
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,458
GOOD CALL.
305
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,248
YEAH. MR. M.,
THIS SURVIVE STUFF...
306
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,580
COULD YOU BE
MORE SPECIFIC?
307
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,003
THE THREE OF YOU
MUST WORK TOGETHER
308
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,710
AND USE
YOUR COMMON SENSE
AND INSTINCT TO SURVIVE.
309
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,708
OH, OK.
310
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,628
ACTUALLY,
MORE SPECIFIC
THAN THAT.
311
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,455
KUZCO, OUR ANCESTORS
LIVED OFF THE LAND
312
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,498
FOR THOUSANDS
OF YEARS.
IT'S EASY.
313
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,460
AAHH! HA HA!
FILTHY BEAST!
314
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,748
SHOO! SHOO!
[CHITTERING]
315
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,580
SO, ARE YOU GONNA
STAY OUT HERE, TOO,
MR. MULAGUAKO?
316
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:52,333
ME? NO. THERE'S
A FACULTY COSTUME
PARTY TONIGHT.
317
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,633
I'M GOING
AS A JUNGLE EXPLORER.
318
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,575
ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
319
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,583
[BIRD SHRIEKS]
320
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,133
HE'S NOT LEAVIN'
US HERE, IS HE?
321
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,745
YEP. WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
322
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,290
NO, WE'RE NOT.
323
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,461
UH...YEAH, WE ARE.
324
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,578
NO, WE'RE NOT.
325
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,133
UH, YES, WE ARE!
326
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,285
MR. M. JUST SAID THAT.
327
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,081
WHAT, DID YOU FORGET
TO WIND YOUR BRAIN AGAIN?
328
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,583
MY MOM SAYS PEOPLE
DEAL WITH STRESS
IN 3 STAGES.
329
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,833
I GUESS HE'S
IN THE FIRST STAGE--
DENIAL.
330
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,583
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
331
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,423
WE'RE DOOMED!
332
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:23,626
YUP. THAT'S
STAGE 2--PANIC.
333
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,415
AH. IT'S NOT SO BAD.
334
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,496
AND STAGE 3--
ACCEPTANCE.
335
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,250
OK, KRONK,
WHY DON'T WE SEE
336
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,210
IF YOU CAN FIND
SOME WATER.
337
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,128
HAPPY TO.
338
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,125
HEY, WAIT A SEC.
339
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,495
I'M A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK
TROOP LEADER.
340
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:40,710
I KNOW ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL.
WHY WAS I SO WORRIED?
341
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,328
HA HA HA!
342
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,293
WEIRD.
343
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,331
YOU GONNA STRESS OUT,
TOO, KUZCO?
344
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,583
ME? NO WAY.
345
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,713
ME NO STRESSIE.
MATTER OF FACT,
346
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,578
I AM MR. JUNGLE SURVIVAL.
347
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,503
ME AND THE JUNGLE,
WE GET ALONG LIKE...
348
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,580
LIKE...
349
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,753
[PEACOCK CALLS]
350
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,420
I CAN'T THINK
OF A "LIKE" THING
RIGHT NOW,
351
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,576
BUT THE IDEA
IS THAT I LIKE
352
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,633
DENSE UNDERGROWTH
AND TANGLED VEGETATION.
353
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,625
YOU LIKE THE JUNGLE?
SINCE WHEN?
354
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,875
SINCE ALWAYS.
355
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,575
I'M MORE OUTDOORSY-ISH
THAN YOU THINK.
356
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,583
RIGHT, BUCKY?
357
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,583
OH! HE'S EATING ME!
DEMON SQUIRREL!
358
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,583
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
359
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,713
[CHITTERING]
360
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,628
[CHUCKLES EMBARRASSEDLY]
NOW...WHERE WAS I?
361
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,455
RIGHT. KUZCO,
WHY DON'T YOU--
362
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,208
GO FIND SOME WOOD
FOR A FIRE?
363
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,628
YES. BUT
WHY ARE YOU--
364
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,955
VOLUNTEERING TO HELP?
I KNOW.
365
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,418
SOMETIMES HELPING
ISN'T MY THING.
366
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,496
MAYBE MR. M. WAS RIGHT.
367
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,210
I JUST HAVE TO USE
MY COMMON, UH...
368
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:29,708
SENSE?
369
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:30,708
YEAH. THAT'S IT.
370
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,708
ARE YOU SURE
THOSE KNOTS
WILL HOLD?
371
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:34,708
OF COURSE.
372
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,628
I LEARNED TO TIE KNOTS
373
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,455
DURING JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS
YEAR ONE.
374
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,578
UH, LLAMA MAN'S
OVERHAND HALF HITCH,
375
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,253
BACKWARD BEND
BUTTERFLY KNOT...
376
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,578
I MIGHT BE A...
LITTLE RUSTY,
THOUGH.
377
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,630
AND KNOTS AREN'T
MY STRONG POINT.
378
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,876
SO. LOOKS LIKE YOU
COULD USE SOME ROPE.
379
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,325
WHERE'D YOU GET
ALL THAT?
380
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,463
I FOUND IT
IN THE JUNGLE.
381
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,578
YOU FOUND PILLOWS
IN THE JUNGLE?
382
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:02,253
OH, YOU BET.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
383
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,500
JUNGLE PILLOWS
ARE SOFT.
384
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,500
THIS STUFF
COULDN'T HAVE COME
FROM THE JUNGLE.
385
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,460
YOU'RE LYING.
386
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,828
HEY, WHAT DO
WE REALLY KNOW
387
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,463
ABOUT JUNGLES
ANYWAY, PEOPLE?
388
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,248
MAYBE THESE FELL
OFF A PILLOW TREE, HMM?
THINK OF THAT?
389
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,580
YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE FRUIT?
EXCEPT PILLOWS?
390
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,383
UH...WRONG.
WHERE'D YOU GET
THIS STUFF?
391
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,875
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE!
392
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,415
I TRY TO HELP YOU,
AND THIS IS
THE THANKS I GET?
393
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,626
I CAN SEE THAT YOU
DON'T WANT MY HELP, SO...
394
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,875
YOU STAY
ONYOUR SIDE
OF THE JUNGLE,
395
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,875
AND I'LL STAY
ON MINE.
396
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,875
WHOA.
HE'S REALLY UPSET.
397
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,455
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
HIM A FRUIT BASKET.
398
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,628
ALL WE NEED IS
SOME FRUIT.
399
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,705
AND A BASKET.
400
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,998
HE'S NOT UPSET.
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
401
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,580
COME ON.
402
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,705
[BONGO DRUMS BEATING]
403
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,285
[LOUD RUSTLING]
404
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,575
[WILD ANIMALS CALLING]
405
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,875
[BONGOS PLAYING]
406
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,575
[RUSTLING]
407
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,828
[BONGOS PLAY]
408
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,883
HA! GOTCHA!
409
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,575
[RUSTLING]
410
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:17,583
HUH. I GUESS
MALINA AND KRONK
AREN'T FOLLOWING ME.
411
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,253
AND PLAYING BONGOS
TO MAKE IT MORE EXCITING.
412
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,380
Malina: I TOLD YOU
NOT TO PLAY THE BONGOS.
413
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,825
BUT I LIKE BONGOS.
414
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,290
PULL THE VINE, KRONK.
415
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,495
THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
TO YZMA.
416
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,580
OH. OTHER VINE,
MAYBE?
417
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,876
HA! KUZCO!
418
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,165
HUH?!
419
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:05,708
KUZCO CAN HOLD HIS BREATH
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
420
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,575
[GASPING] WHOOH.
421
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,753
MALINA. KRONK.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
422
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,080
I KNEW YOU WERE
WAY TOO CALM ABOUT
SURVIVING IN THE JUNGLE.
423
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,583
AND NOW I KNOW WHY.
424
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,833
SO, WHAT
IS THIS?
425
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:21,633
OH, THIS? IT'S
A PING-PONG PADDLE.
WANNA PLAY?
426
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,825
I GET WINNER.
427
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,753
NO, I MEAN THIS CAVE
428
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,210
AND ALL THIS STUFF.
429
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,828
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
430
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,833
OK, CHECK IT OUT.
431
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,133
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
EMPEROR BUNKER.
432
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,745
IT'S HERE TO KEEP ME
SAFE AND COMFY
433
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:34,710
IN CASE
OF AN EMERGENCY.
434
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,288
ISN'T IT GREAT?
OOH. LOOK.
435
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,251
HONOR BAR.
436
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,830
KUZCO, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE USING
437
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,463
YOUR COMMON SENSE
AND INSTINCT.
438
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,998
OOH, OOH, LOOK
AT THIS LITTLE BAG
OF COOKIES.
439
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,960
OH, ISN'T IT CUTE?
440
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,168
LITTLE BAG.
441
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,206
LOOK, ME AND MY MOM
AND MY SISTER,
442
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,578
WE CAMP ALL THE TIME.
443
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,883
AND KRONK'S
A JUNIOR CHIPMUNK
TROOP LEADER.
444
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,285
STICK WITH US,
AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
445
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,081
REALLY? YOU'D
DO THAT FOR ME?
446
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,713
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET
ALL SAPPY ABOUT IT.
RIGHT, KRONK?
447
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,708
CAN WE PLAY
PING-PONG FIRST?
448
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,128
THE KEY
TO FISHING...
449
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,875
IS PATIENCE.
450
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:08,955
OK, NOTHING'S
HAPPENIN'.
451
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,878
LET'S FIND
ANOTHER RIVER.
452
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,878
MY POLE'S,
LIKE, BENDING?
453
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:14,705
IS THIS NORMAL?
454
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:15,998
HA HA HA!
YOU GOT ONE!
455
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,880
YOU GOT A BITE!
WE'RE HAVIN' FISH
FOR DINNER!
456
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,705
NOW, WE NEED
TO MAKE A PAN
457
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,998
AND FIND GARLIC,
HORSERADISH,
OLIVE OIL,
458
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
AND PEPPER
FOR THE RÉMOULADE
SAUCE.
459
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,250
[SPLASH]
460
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,880
KUZCO?
461
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625
FISH?
462
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,583
HEY, I BUILT
A HOUSE!
463
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,833
IT'S NOT A HOUSE.
IT'S A LEAN-TO.
464
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,003
IF YOU SAY SO.
465
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,880
MIND IF I FINISH THE ROOF
OF OUR LOVELY HOME?
466
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,705
AS LONG AS YOU
NEVER CALL IT
THAT AGAIN, SURE.
467
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,878
HA HA! LOOK AT ME.
I'M A--
468
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,325
OH!
469
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,583
HOME WRECKER.
470
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,713
WANNA BE A JUNGLE SURVIVOR
JUST LIKE ME?
471
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,578
KUZCO'S DOODLES
HAS A FEW TIPS
472
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,963
FOR ROUGHING IT
KUZCO STYLE.
473
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:58,208
TIP NUMBER ONE--
CAMPFIRES AND WATER
474
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,578
DON'T MIX.
475
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,333
ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT CAMPFIRE
IS COOKING DINNER.
476
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,133
TIP 2--BIRDS DON'T LIKE
TO SHARE THEIR EGGS.
477
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:09,825
ALSO, BIRDS FLY A LOT FASTER
THAN WE RUN.
478
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:10,883
[SCREECHING]
479
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,825
AND BIRDS ARE STRONGER
THAN THEY LOOK.
480
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,883
TIP NUMBER 3--
LOTS OF TREES
IN THE JUNGLE
481
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,705
LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME...
WHICH MEANS
482
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,578
IT'S REALLY EASY
TO GET LOST
483
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,883
UNLESS YOU MARK YOUR TRAIL.
484
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,285
TIP NUMBER 4--
DON'T MARK YOUR TRAIL
WITH ACORNS...
485
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,831
'CAUSE SOME ANIMALS
ACTUALLY EAT THOSE THINGS.
486
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,133
WHATEVER.
487
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,705
TIP NUMBER 5--
PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD
IN THE JUNGLE,
488
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,128
ESPECIALLY IF YOU POUR
WATER ON THEIR DINNER,
489
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,995
GET THEM ATTACKED
BY A HAWK, AND MAKE
THEM HOPELESSLY LOST.
490
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,290
COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
491
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:41,001
WE HAVE NO FOOD,
NO WATER,
AND NO SHELTER.
492
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,210
HOW IS IT NOT THAT BAD?
493
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,708
WE STILL HAVE BONGOS.
NOPE.
494
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,418
LOST IN THE COLLAPSE
OF LEAN-TO NUMBER 6.
495
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,246
SO I LEANED
AGAINST THE LEAN-TO.
496
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,710
THE NAME
IS VERY MISLEADING.
497
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,378
LOOK, I KNOW
I RUINED EVERYTHING
498
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:57,075
AND YOU GUYS
WOULD BE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT ME.
499
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,213
NO, NO, IT'S TRUE.
DON'T ARGUE.
500
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,828
ANYWAY, I JUST
WANTED TO THANK YOU.
501
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,333
HEY, I ACTUALLY
LEARNED STUFF TODAY.
502
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,383
OH, ABOUT WHAT?
503
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,875
THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T
DO IN THE JUNGLE?
504
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,875
EXACTLY! I KNOW MORE
ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO
OUT HERE
505
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,245
THAN I EVER WOULD'VE
LEARNED IN THAT WARM,
COMFY CAVE
506
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,710
FULL OF FRESH FRUIT
AND SILK ROBES
507
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,828
AND SCENTED CANDLES
AND PING-PONG.
508
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,883
LITTLE BAGS
OF HONOR BAR COOKIES?
HMM?
509
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,705
HONESTLY...THAT
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
510
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:27,168
ALL I WANT IS JUST
ONE GAME OF PING-PONG.
511
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,166
JUST ONE.
512
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,376
OR MAYBE
A PING-PONG TOURNEY.
513
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,075
BUT WE DON'T
NEED THE CAVE.
514
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,713
ALL WE NEED'S
EACH OTHER. RIGHT?
515
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,288
[THUNDER]
516
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,960
OK, CAVE IT IS.
LET'S GO.
517
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:45,416
SO, UH,
WHAT SHOULD WE TELL
MR. MULAGUAKO?
518
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,876
MR. M.? JUST LEAVE
THAT TO THE KUZCO.
519
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,325
LESS TALK...
520
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,963
MORE PONG.
521
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,880
YOUR CAMP
IS A DISASTER.
522
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,205
YET YOU ALL
LOOK LIKE YOU
523
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,418
JUST STEPPED OUT
OF THE SPA.
CARE TO EXPLAIN?
524
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:02,376
YEAH. WE SORT OF STAYED
IN AN EMERGENCY
EMPEROR BUNKER.
525
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,745
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
526
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,080
MALINA AND KRONK
DID EVERYTHING RIGHT,
527
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,753
AND I DID EVERYTHING WRONG.
528
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,830
EXCEPT IN PING-PONG.
529
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,423
I WON EVERY GAME.
AND I WAS UNSTOPPABLE.
530
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,996
WAIT!YOU'RE TAKING
ALL THE BLAME?
531
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,830
NO! HE'S DELIRIOUS.
532
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:16,753
AND FOR THE RECORD,
533
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,710
I DON'T THINK
THAT PING-PONG TABLE
534
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,378
WAS REGULATION SIZE.
535
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,875
I DID WHAT
I HAD TO DO.
536
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,955
IT WAS COLD, DARK,
AND RAINING, AND
THERE WERE NOISES.
537
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,378
SCARY NOISES. BUT
I PULLED US THROUGH.
538
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,455
YOU WANT TO FAIL ME
FOR THAT?
539
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,078
YOU GO AHEAD.
I CAN TAKE IT.
540
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,883
I'M NOT GOING
TO FAIL YOU.
541
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,325
WHOO. THANKS.
I WAS BLUFFING.
542
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:37,253
YOU SURVIVED.
YOU USED
YOUR COMMON SENSE,
543
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,080
YOUR INSTINCTS.
THAT WAS
THE ASSIGNMENT.
544
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,463
ALL THE OTHER GROUPS
QUIT.
545
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:44,498
THE UNDERWATER GROUP
DIDN'T EVEN WAIT
FOR THE SECOND SHARK.
546
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,710
BUT NOT YOU THREE.
YOU SURVIVED!
547
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:49,878
I GUESS
I'M A BETTER TEACHER
THAN I THOUGHT.
548
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,291
OF COURSE, IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TRY AGAIN
549
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,251
WITHOUT THE BUNKER...
550
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:59,753
YEAH, MY COMMON SENSE
SAYS, "ME NO THINK SO."
551
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,000
Kuzco: GUESS WHAT.
WE ALREADY GOT A LOT
552
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,710
OF CALLS ABOUT THIS ONE BIT.
553
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,458
RIGHT THERE. SEE THAT?
554
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,458
PEOPLE WANNA KNOW
IF THAT KID'S OK.
555
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248
TRUST ME. HE'S FINE.
556
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,500
THAT SHARK DIDN'T EAT HIM.
557
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,580
NO, IT TOOK HIM
GENTLY BY THE HAND
558
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,173
AND WHISKED HIM AWAY
TO A HAPPY PARTY
559
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:20,166
IN THE HAPPY LAND
OF VEGETARIAN...SHARKS.
560
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,206
UH...HUH.
561
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,208
WELL, I'M SURE THOSE KIDS
ARE FINE, TOO.
562
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,208
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE WATCH
SOME LOGOS?
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