Original subtitles

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF SHOWS ON TV THAT DON'T STAR ME,

SO, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY TO BE WATCHING A SHOW

THAT DOES STAR ME--KUZCO!

ALL RIGHTY!

THAT'S THE THEME MUSIC CUE.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH...

K! U! Z C O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K! U! Z C O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

OK.

I GIVE UP. WHAT IS IT?

8 LEGS ON THE HOOF WITH A SIDE OF COW FEET

AND A CUP OF RED.

OCTOPUS DAY!

HEY MAUDIE, YOU THINK YOU COULD SPLASH

SOME YELLOW PAINT ON THAT,

AND A COUPLE OF RED WAGON WHEELS?

JUST TRY TO STOP ME.

HEYA, KRONK. EXCITED ABOUT

THE KUZCOTEQUE TONIGHT?

THE KUZCOTEQUE?

OH, RIGHT, THE ANNUAL SCHOOL DANCE.

THE DANCE NAMED AFTER YOU.

COMBINING YOUR NAME KUZCO WITH THE WORD DISCOTHEQUE,

THUS GIVING US THE CLEVER NAME

KUZCOTEQUE.

THAT KUZCOTEQUE?

EXACATACKILY.

BUT YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

MALINA IS THIS YEAR'S KUZCOTEQUE EMPRESS.

THAT MEANS SHE IS AUTOMATICALLY MY DATE FOR THE DANCE.

NOT YOURS, MINE. NOT YOURS, MINE.

YOURS? NO. MINE? YES.

AAH! HERE SHE COMES.

HEH HEH! MALINA.

OH. I THOUGHT I SAW KRONK.

Kronk: I'M OK.

HUH? NO. NO KRONK.

SO, UH, YOU'RE THIS YEAR'S EMPRESS, HMM?

YES! I JUST HEARD ABOUT IT THIS MORNING.

WHEN THE ANNOUNCEMENT CAME IN...

WOW. SHE IS SUCH

A HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE.

SOMEDAY, AFTER WE GRADUATE,

MALINA WILL BE MY REAL EMPRESS.

SHE'S SO PERFECT.

PERFECT HAIR, PERFECT LIPS,

PERFECT EYES.

IT'S GONNA BE A PERFECT KUZCOTEQUE.

YAMALLAMA! IS THAT A ZIT?

IT IS! IT'S A ZIT!

A PIMPLE! IT'S RUINING MY PERFECT PERFECTION.

HUH! SHE'S TALKING TO YOU. WHAT'S SHE SAYING?

UH, I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT!

BE CAREFUL. CAREFUL. DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD.

DON'T SAY IT.

YOU HAVE A ZIT! OOPS.

OK, YES, EAGLE EYE,

I HAVE A SMALL BLEMISH.

IS THIS GONNA THROW OFF YOUR GROOVE?

NO, NO, I'M SURE ZIT WON'T.

I MEAN ZIT WON'T.

IT--ZIT-- WON'T BE A--

IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM. HA HA HA!

[SIGHS] YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL.

WOW.

SHE CALLED ME SUPER...SOMETHING.

BUT THEN SHE WALKED AWAY.

CUCKOO.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT SO EARLY IN THE SHOW,

BUT I GOTTA KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS SUPER THING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HERE. UM...

OK, HERE IT IS. "SUPERFICIAL."

"NOT PROFOUND. SHALLOW."

SHALLOW? ME?

WHOA, WAIT A SECOND.

I'M NOT SHALLOW. I'M NOT A ZITOPHOBE.

IN FACT, I MEAN, MALINA'S ZIT IS

JUST ONE TINY, LITTLE SKIN BLEMISH.

I MEAN, OVERALL, SHE'S STILL VERY MUCH A HOTTIE.

BUT THE POINT IS, IT'S A FLAW.

SEE, AS EMPEROR, I CAN'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE FLAW THINGS.

BAD FOR THE REPUTATION.

AND IF MY EMPRESS HAS A FLAW, THEN SO DO I.

AND BY THE WAY,

WOULD YOU EAT THIS?

OK, OK, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

WOW, KRONK. I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS ZIT THING.

HEY, I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU ON THAT FLAWLESS THING.

PERFECTION IS ITS OWN REWARD,

THAT'S WHAT MA SAYS.

ALSO, "STOP THAT, OR IT'S BACK TO THE CIRCUS."

GOOD TIMES, THE CIRCUS.

BUT CAN YOU REALLY MAKE A ZIT-DESTROYING POTION?

WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH A POTION

AS IT IS AN ELIXIR.

YOU SURE YZMA-- I MEAN PRINCIPAL AMZY--

ISN'T AROUND? YEAH.

I'M SURE.

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

Man on P.A.: PLEASE SCREAM LIKE GIRLS

UNTIL THE RIDE COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

WHOO!

Man over speaker: WELCOME TO SECRET LAB. TAKE YOUR ORDER?

SECRET LAB BURGER.

NAH.

THIS IS PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT!

STEP ONE--CONCOCT A MAGIC POTION TO DESTROY MALINA'S ZIT.

Kronk: ELIXIR. ELIXIR. WHATEVER.

STEP 2--APPLY SAID ELIXIR TO SAID BLEMISH.

STEP 3-- BOOGIE UNTIL DAWN.

OW! BOOGIE WOOGIE OOGIE BOOGIE BOO!

WHOO-HOO!

HEY, KRONKSTER, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG

WITH THE ELIXIR POTION THINGY?

COMING UP.

[PUFFS]

THAT IT?

YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

WELL, THANKS AGAIN. BYE-BYE.

YEAH, SEE YOU.

YOU, UH, GONNA NEED THE EMPTY BACK?

NAH, YOURS TO KEEP, BUDDY.

REALLY? YOU SURE?

HMM, SEEMS SO STURDY, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, UH, PROFESSIONAL GRADE.

IT IS, IT IS. I BUY 'EM IN BULK AT THE OUTLET.

AH. I SEE.

HMM.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

WHEW. THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE.

THAT POOR, GULLIBLE FOOL.

HE REALLY THINKS HE'S GETTING HELP FROM KRONK.

BUT I'M YZMA.

MAMA PERU!

DID I JUST UNSCREW MY HEAD OFF, AND I'M YZMA?

OHH, I WISH I COULD SEE HIS FACE--

OR, RATHER, HER FACE--

WHEN HE SPRAYS THAT ELIXIR ON MALINA.

YZMA! ME!

BUT--CAN'T. IMPOSSIBLE!

AAH!

AAH! OHH!

AAH!

MAKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, MONKEY.

MAKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I DON'T WANT TO BLOW MY OWN HORN HERE,

BUT THIS MAY BE THE CLEVEREST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE ZIT THING.

HERE IS SOME PERFUME.

CLEVEREST IDEA EVER.

PERFUME?

[COUGHS]

WHAT IS THAT? YUCK!

UH,EAU DU ELIXIR.

IT'S FRENCH.

HEY! IT WORKED!

ZIT IS GONE! ZIT NO MORE.

MY FLAWLESS PERFECTION IS SAVED.

[WOLF HOWLS]

HOLD IT-- YOU'RE HOWLING IN YOUR HEAD, AREN'T YOU?

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

AAH! YOU'RE A TOUCAN FACE!

[LAUGHING]

THAT WASN'T PERFUME. IT WAS SOME WEIRDO POTION!

ELIXIR, ACTUALLY.

WHAT? NO ONE WILL NOTICE A ZIT

IF I HAVE A GIANT FREAK BEAK?

NO, I WANTED TO TURN YOU INTO A BIRD.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] PRETTY BIRD.

MALINA WANT A CRACKER? HA HA!

[CHATTERS]

Kuzco: YOU GAVE ME A PHONY ELIXIR.

IT ADDED A BEAK INSTEAD OF SUBTRACTING A ZIT.

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY PERFECTNESS ON PURPOSE.

HOW DID YOU FIND ME? WAIT--

DID YOU SAY I GAVE YOU AN ELIXIR?

NO, NO. DON'T PLAY DUMB.

WITH YOU, THAT COULD TURN THE UNIVERSE INSIDE-OUT.

YEAH, BUT I CAN'T MAKE AN ELIXIR.

I CAN BARELY DO POTIONS.

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WAIT, I DIDN'T UNSCREW MY HEAD OFF AND WAS YZMA UNDERNEATH, DID I?

YEAH, THINK I'D REMEMBER THAT.

IT'S JUST--ELIXIRS, THAT'S SO YZMA.

OH! HERE I COME AGAIN!

HEH!

UNH. EWW.

YZMA'S EVEN UGLIER WHEN SHE'S FUZZY OUT-OF-FOCUS.

AAH! WRONG! WRONG! FUZZY'S BETTER! FUZZY'S BETTER!

WAKEY, WAKEY, YOUR HIGHNESS.

DID YOU HAVE A NICE NAP? GOOD.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DIFFICULT CHOICE TO MAKE.

CHOICE ONE--

YOUR BELOVED MALINA REMAINS A BIRD-FACED

FREAK OF NATURE. HA HA HA!

AND SHE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHO DID THAT TO HER--

YOU.

CHOICE 2--

I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE.

YOU GIVE IT TO HER,

AND SHE RETURNS TO NORMAL.

[CACKLING]

HMM, I'LL TAKE CHOICE NUMBER 2.

WAIT, YOU CAN'T. I FORGOT--

YOU GIVE IT TO HER, AND SHE RETURNS TO NORMAL.

BUT THERE IS A PRICE FOR THE ANTIDOTE.

LET ME GUESS--I LET YOU BECOME EMPRESS.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

YOU LET ME BECOME EMPRESS.

OK, YOU WERE CLOSE.

WELL, I STILL TAKE CHOICE NUMBER 2.

SURE, I'LL LOSE THE KINGDOM,

BUT THIS ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I'M SUPERFICIAL.

NOW MAYBE MALINA WILL THINK I'M JUST SUPER.

SIRE, NO!

YOU MUST NOT GIVE YZMA THE KINGDOM!

SHE WOULD BRING NOTHING BUT SORROW.

BUT THEN I HAVE TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH FREAKY BEAK GIRL!

WAH-HAH!

SO, COME ON, IS IT A DEAL?

YOU GONNA HAND OVER THE ANTIDOTE,

OR JUST STAND THERE DECOMPOSING?

YOU GOT IT!

[CACKLING]

[LULLABY PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]

CAREFUL-- THAT'S NOT YZMA, THAT'S ME.

I THINK. I SAW ME BE HER EARLIER,

SO SHE'S PROBABLY ME NOW.

I'M WILY LIKE THAT. OR SHE IS.

IT'S TOO CONFUSING. I COULDN'T LET IT GO ON.

THE BANANAS ARE THE MONKEY'S.

AND THAT'S PROBABLY NOT BEAK ANTIDOTE.

BETTER LET ME TEST IT.

YEP, WHAT'D I TELL YOU? SHE-ME WAS GOING TO DOUBLE-CROSS YOU.

WILY.

OH, JOY. TOMORROW'S LUNCH SPECIAL.

YIPES!

COME BACK. YOU CANNOT GET AWAY FROM ME.

OK.

HMM. WELL, AS FOR YOU.

NO ANTIDOTE, NO KINGDOM.

DEAL'S OFF.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[KUZCO WHISTLES]

WHO'S A PRETTY BIRD?

YOU'RE SO NOT FUNNY.

WHAT?

OH, DON'T TELL ME-- EAU DU ELIXIR?

YEAH. HA HA!

SORRY I TURNED YOU INTO SCARY BEAK-FACE GIRL.

AND THIS IS YOUR WAY OF MAKING IT ALL BETTER--

GIVE YOURSELF A BEAK TOO?

IT'S BOTH SHALLOW

AND TOUCHING.

THANKS. I THINK.

SO NOW WE'RE BOTH STUCK LIKE THIS.

YEAH, FOR NOW, BUT WE'LL BE BACK

TO NORMAL AFTER THE BREAK.

YOU REALIZE A TOUCAN BEAK IS A FLAW, RIGHT?

UNLESS YOU'RE A TOUCAN.

WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT,

TRUE PERFECTION IS IMPOSSIBLE.

SO I GET AS CLOSE AS I CAN.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,

EVEN WITH THE TOUCAN BEAK, I THINK YOU'RE SUPER.

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

OHH.

WHAT HIT ME?

OH, YEAH-- KRONK WITH BANANAS.

[GASPS] BUT WAIT!

WHO CARES? KUZCO MADE ME EMPRESS!

UH, SORRY, YZMA. DEAL'S OFF.

WHAT?

GRR! OHH! OOOOOH!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

OOF!

OR NO, I DON'T. I'M STILL CONFUSED.

K! U! Z C O! KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

[YAWNS]

AAH!

[CROAKS]

[PANTING]

IT WAS JUST A TREE FROG.

UGH, IT'S A USELESS, SLIMY, SMELLY CREATURE, OK?

KUZCO, DID YOU HAVE A BAD CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE WITH FROGS?

[WAILING]

NO.

IT'S JUST ME, EMPEROR. FROG, LOSER.

IT'S BENEATH ME TO EVEN BE TOUCH BY SUCH A LOWLIFE.

NO TOUCHY.

KUZCO, THEY'RE NOT LOWLIFE, THEY'RE COOL.

THE WAY THEY JUMP FROM TREE TO TREE.

THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE SUPER HEROES. PLUS THEY FEED ON--

WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY AND FROGS?

UH, HELLO, OPERATOR,

COULD YOU CONNECT HIM WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES?

YUCK-A-LLAMA!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT EAR HAIR?

SOMEBODY BETTER TAKE A LAWN TRIMMER TO THAT STUFF

BEFORE HE GETS HIS OWN RAINFOREST GOING IN THERE.

KUZCO, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT FROGS ARE BENEATH YOU

IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM?

PACHA, DON'T PREACH.

AS FOR ME, DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.

EVERY CREATURE'S IMPORTANT, KUZCO.

WE'RE ALL CONNECTED. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE, ANIMALS.

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF--

UH-UH. DON'T DO IT,

PLEASE. I'M SERIOUS.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS.

KRONK, GET IN HERE.

IN MY DEFENSE, PRINCIPAL AMZY,

THE KID WASN'T ALL THAT BRIGHT BEFORE THE DODGE BALL HIT HIM.

NO, YOU LUNK.

IT'S ME, YZMA!

WOW!

DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.

MUST WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME?

SEEMS LIKE IT. YEAH.

I'VE GOT PLANS FOR KUZCO.

TO THE SECRET LAB.

PULL THE LEVER!

[SQUEAKS]

THE OTHER LEVER. [SQUEAKS]

Man on P.A.: PLEASE REMOVE ALL HATS AND GLASSES.

ENJOY THE RIDE.

HA HA! WHOO!

Man on P.A.: YOUR RIDE HAS TEMPORARILY COME TO A STOP

AND WILL RESUME MOMENTARILY. PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.

HEY, WHAT THE POINT OF THIS ROLLER COASTER AGAIN?

AH, IT'S JUST FOR FUN.

I FINALLY HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN

TO STOP KUZCO FROM GRADUATING.

FIRST, WE TRANSFORM KUZCO INTO A PRIZE- WINING RACE LLAMA.

NEXT, WE BET ALL OUR SAVINGS ON HIM.

THEN, HE COMES IN FIRST PLACE, AND WE MAKE MILLIONS.

FINALLY, WE GET A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY,

AND YOU CAN BUY THOSE NON-STICK PANS YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S BRILLIANT. HA HA HA HA HA!

UH, HOW EXACTLY DOES THAT STOP KUZCO FROM GRADUATING?

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA WHEN I WAS FALLING ASLEEP LAST NIGHT.

RACE LLAMA, MILLIONS, NON-STICK PANS.

EH! VERY WELL. PLAN "B".

WE USE THIS TO TURN KUZCO INTO A RED-EYED TREE FROG!

[CACKLING]

HEH HEH. HI, THERE.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT MISS RIP VAN WRINKLE HERE

PLANS TO TURN ME INTO A FROG,

THE EXACT CREATURE I WAS BAD-MOUTHING EARLIER.

COINCIDENCE? OR CLEVERLY ORCHESTRATED DEVICE

TO TEACH ME A LESSON? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

ANYWAY, LETS SKIP OVER THIS BORING JUNK

THAT'S NOT ABOUT ME, SHALL WE?

THAT'S KRONK BAKING A PIE.

YZMA PUTTING POTION IN THE PIE.

ME EATING THE PIE. OH, OH, HEY! THAT'S ME!

HA HA! LOOK AT THAT.

I'M SO CUTE EATING THE PIE.

PIE FACE!

AW...

OK. ANYWAY, ON WITH THE SHOW.

HA HA! FOR ME?

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS "GIVE KUZCO A PIE" DAY.

YEAH, WELL, I HAVE IT CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR,

"GIVE KUZCO A PIE" DAY.

THE DAY KUZCO GETS A PIE. PIES ARE BAKED AND...

KUZCO EATS THEM...

PIE DAY

SAY, ANY CHANCE OF GETTING A BOYSENBERRY ONE OF THESE?

HEAVY ON THE BOYSEN.

THAT'S WEIRD.

HELLO, CLASS. I'M PRINCIPAL AMZY,

AND I'LL BE SUBSTITUTING TODAY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. MOLAWACCO?

HE'S OUT. AAH!

FOR THE LAST TIME,

I DID NOT ORDER A LARGE BOX OF MARSHMALLOWS.

WELL, YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I OPENED IT!

AAH!

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT IS DISSECTING RED-EYED TREE FROGS.

[GASPING]

EVERYONE GOT YOUR EMPERORS--UH, UH, FROGS?

THEN LET'S GET CHOPPING.

YOU CAN'T HURT THAT POOR, DEFENSELESS CREATURE.

IT'S CHOPPING TIME.

SLICE, DICE, MINCE, PUREE.

COME ON. LET'S SEE SOME OF THAT CULINARY SKILL.

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CULINARY ANYTHING?

YOU JUST EAT FAST FOOD.

HEY! I'M BUSY!

DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK.

YOU COULD MAKE TIME.

I DON'T GET HOME TILL 7:00.

THEN I GOT TO FEED AND WALK THE DOG.

GUYS, THIS REALLY ISN'T HELPING.

FAST FOOD'S OK NOW AND AGAIN. TRY THE SALAD OPTION.

SEE. AW, PLLLL!

OOPS.

WHAT OOPS?

UGH. I'M NOT JUST BEING TOUCHED BY A FROG.

IAM A FROG.

USELESS, SLIMY, SMELLY.

WHERE IS HE?

WHO? THE FROG.

OH, THE FROG.

YOU MEAN THE FROG WHO IS KUZCO. THE KUZCO FROG.

THAT FROG?

YES!

THERE HE IS.

AAH!

UH, HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE?

[FROGS CROAK]

AAH! MORE FROGS.

HEY, THAT'S IT.

MORE FROGS.

HEY, YOU'RE NOT SO COLD AND SLIMY AFTER ALL.

ARE YOU, BUDDY? [CROAKS]

WHICH ONE IS HE?

HURRY, OVER THE WALL.

[CROAKING]

OH, YEAH! WHO SAVED THE FROGS?

I SAVED THE FROGS.

I SMELLY PRETTY DARN GOOD, TOO.

YOU SEE, I NOT JUST A NORMAL, MILD-MANNERED FROG.

I'M...

♪ RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN ♪

♪ RIGHTING WRONG WHERE EVER HE CAN ♪

♪ WARTY FROG, SO HIDEOUS ♪

♪ JUST 'CAUSE HE'S AMPHIBIOUS ♪

♪ HE'S RED-EYED TREE FROG ♪

♪ MAN ♪

♪ SAVING KIDS OR STOPPING CATS ♪

♪ OR CHILLING AT HIS LILLY PADS ♪

♪ MAY BE UGLY, MAY BE SMALL ♪

♪ BUT WE LOVE HIM, WARTS AND ALL ♪

♪ HE'S RED-EYED TREE FROG ♪

♪ MAN ♪

♪ FROM THE CEILING HE HAS HUNG ♪

♪ GRABBING EVIL WITH HIS TONGUE ♪

♪ FROM HIS WEBBED AND SLIMY FEET ♪

♪ TO HIS HEAD AND BULBOUS CHEEKS ♪

♪ HE'S RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN ♪

♪ RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN ♪

♪ RED-EYED TREE FROG ♪

♪ MAN ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

YAY FOR ME!

Announcer: WHEN WE LAST LEFT RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN,

OUR HERO WAS WATCHING IN SHOCK

AS A RUNAWAY CART FULL OF SHARP POINT THINGS

BORED DOWN ON A HELPLESS PEASANT BABY.

ARE YOU OK?

OK?

I'M RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN. YAY FOR ME!

OH, KUZCO, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

OH, YOU'RE STILL A FROG?

WELL, MALINA, MY SUPER HERO SCHEDULE IS PRETTY BUSY,

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME BACK TO MY LILLY PAD FOR A WHILE...

YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE.

SHE SAYS I'M UNBELIEVABLE, THEN WALKS OFF.

WHAT'S WITH HER?

YIKES!

HA HA! I'M RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN!

MMM. IF I CAN'T CATCH HIM,

THEN I'LL HAVE HIM CATCH ME.

♪ MAY BE UGLY, MAY BE SMALL ♪

♪ BUT WE LOVE HIM, WARTS AND ALL ♪

♪ HE'S RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN ♪

AAH! PRINCIPAL AMZY.

I HAVE A NEW PLAN, AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

I DON'T KNOW. I...

GOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK FOR POTTERY CLASS.

I'M WORKING ON A FRESCO VASE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU LET KUZCO ESCAPE.

TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T LET KUZCO ESCAPE.

HE WAS RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN.

I GOT THE ACTION FIGURE,

COMIC BOOK,

LILLY PAD PLAY SET,

AND THE RED-EYED TREE FROM MAN...

DOLEE.

THE ONLY RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN WE'LL BE COLLECTING IS THE REAL ONE.

AND HERE'S HOW.

KUZCO LIKE MALINA,

KRONK ENDANGERS MALINA,

FROG MAN COMES TO THE RESCUE,

WE SNAG FROG MAN,

YZMA BECOME EMPRESS. HA HA HA!

OH , I GET IT.

GOOD THING YOU HAD THAT CHART.

WHOA!

NOW HERE'S THE TRICK. I LIKE TRICKS.

INSTEAD OF MALINA, IT'S GOING TO BE OOZWAZSEN.

[INDISTINCT]

OH, UH...

I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT SOME SPINACH PUFFS IN THE OVEN.

WAIT HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HELP! HELP!

OH, NO!

MALINA'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER.

WHO COULD POSSIBLY SAVE HER?

RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN, HELP ME!

WAIT, KRONK, YOU FOOL!

AAH!

YOU DIDN'T, UH...

DIDN'T WANT TO RESCUE HER OR ANYTHING?

MMM. NO.

SEE, WE FROGS ARE REALLY QUITE AMAZING.

WE CAN STICK TO WALLS, AND HEAR PEOPLE'S SECRET PLANS

TO IMPERSONATE MALINA.

OH.

GOTCHA.

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

I, UH, GOT TO GO.

[CRASH]

Kronk: SHE'S OK!

SO YOU SEE, KIDS, IT'S LIKE THIS...

ME, EMPEROR.

FROG, COOL.

BUT THIS MORNING,

YOU SAID THEY'RE USELESS, SLIMY, AND SMELLY.

AH, AH, AH, AH. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR

ANYONE DEMEANING MY LITTLE FRIENDS.

TREE FROG ARE USEFUL, WARM,

AND SMELL DARN GOOD, TO BOOT.

OK. SO THE POTION WORE OFF,

AND I'M NOT A TREE FROG ANYMORE.

BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,

KUZCO LEARNED HIS LESSON.

NOW HE'S MUCH MORE SENSITIVE

TO OTHER CREATURE'S STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES.

YEAH, WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES.

FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S THE DELETED BUG-EATING SCENE.

YUCK.

GROSS.

ECCH.

YUCK.

Kuzco: OH, MAN. THAT ONE TASTED LIKE A DIRTY FOOT.

GROSS.

THAT WAS CRUNCHY. WHAT, A FLY'S GOT BONES? EEW.

ECCH.

HMM. THAT ONE WASN'T SO BAD.

SORT OF A SWEET AND SOUR THING GOING ON THERE.

MAYBE THIS IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE.

UGH.

WRONG. YUCKY AS EVER. YUCKY AS EVER.