Original subtitles

HI THERE. SQUEAKITY-SQUEAK SQUEAKER-SQUEAK,

SQUEAK SQUEAKER-SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKER-SQUEAK

SQUEAKER-SQUEAK.

IN SQUIRREL SPEAK, THAT MEANS…

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT? UHH…

K! U! Z C O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K! U! Z C O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Teacher: ALL RIGHT, NOW TRADE YOUR SQUIRREL LANGUAGE QUIZ

WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR.

IT'S NOT SO MUCH THAT I TRUST YOU TO CHECK EACH OTHER'S WORK,

I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT MYSELF. [CLEARS THROAT]

SO…WHO CAN TRANSLATE QUESTION ONE:

SQUEAK SQUEAKEN SQUEAK SQUEAKER?

OH, OH, I KNOW, MR. MOLEGUACO.

IT MEANS, WHERE DID I BURY MY ACORN?

CORRECT!

OH, GOOD JOB THERE, KUZCO.

YOU GOT QUESTION NUMBER ONE RIGHT.

OF COURSE.

I'M A SMART GUY.

OK. QUESTION 2:

SQUEAKEN SQUEAKER SQUEAK SQUEAK.

I KNOW. IT MEANS, LOOK OUT. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE HIT BY A CART.

OHH! YOU PUT, "WHERE DID I BURY MY ACORN?" AGAIN.

EH.

HEY, YOU PUT IT FOR QUESTION NUMBER 3, TOO.

AND QUESTION NUMBER 4…

AND QUESTION NUMBER 5.

WOW, KUZCO, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW YOUR SQUIRREL SQUEAK.

AND THAT STOPPED ME FROM…

FROM PASSING. ONE OUT OF FIVE IS NOT A PASSING GRADE.

IT'S ONLY 20%.

WHAT? WE'RE IN MATH NOW?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SQUIRREL LANGUAGE SKILLS.

KUZCO, SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

OHH…

YEAH, BUT SQUIRREL SQUEAK IS COMPLETELY USELESS.

WHAT? LIKE I'M GONNA SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE BY GOING SQUEAKY SQUEAK SQUEAK?

I DOUBT IT. YOU JUST SAID, GO AHEAD. JUMP IN THE SHARK TANK.

AS EMPEROR, YOU MIGHT FIND THAT KNOWING A SECOND LANGUAGE

CAN COME IN HANDY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT…

Kuzco: WELCOME TO THE SHORTY McGABS-A-LOT SHOW.

THIS WEEK SHORTY DRONES ON AND ON ABOUT LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT'S WHAT THE ROYAL TRANSLATOR'S FOR?

HELLO?!

YOU KNOW, I BET I WOULD LOOK REALLY SHARP

IN A COWBOY HAT.

KUZCO! HMM? WHAT?

OH, YES. VERY INTERESTING.

[SIGHS] IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME IF YOU FAIL.

OR THAT YZMA BECOMES EMPRESS

AND HER OPPRESSIVE, TORMENTING REIGN

HURLS US INTO A WHIRLPOOL OF FAMINE AND DESPAIR.

HEY, IS A WHIRLPOOL THE SAME AS A HOT TUB?

SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS…

PASS ME BECAUSE I GOT ONE RIGHT?

NO. I'M ASSIGNING YOU A PRIVATE TUTOR…

BUCKY THE SQUIRREL!

TA-DA!

YOU KEEP A SQUIRREL IN YOUR DESK?

YOU WILL SPEND 24 HOURS WITH BUCKY.

YOU WILL LIVE, BREATHE, AND EAT SQUIRREL SQUEAK.

EEW!

TOMORROW, YOU RETAKE THE TEST,

AND I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU PASS.

[SQUIRREL SPEAK]

THAT'S A MANGO.

[SQUIRREL SPEAK]

NO. MANGO. MAN-GO.

HEY! YOU LOUSY LITTLE--

[GASPS] MELINA!

KUZCO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HUH? OH. JUST GETTIN' LUNCH.

BUCKY THE SQUIRREL? HA HA. WHAT, ARE YOU TODAY'S SPECIAL?

[SQUIRREL SPEAK]

UH…HE SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD START LIKING ME MORE

AND BECOME MY EMPRESS.

NO, MR. MULTI-LINGUAL. HE SAID YOU SLAMMED A LID ON HIS HEAD.

ECCH. I HEARD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING FROM HIM,

NOT TRYING TO COOK HIM.

HERE. IT'S MY ENGLISH-SQUIRREL DICTIONARY.

START USING IT.

SAY, UH, MAYBE YOU COULD COME OVER LATER

AND CHECK ON MY PROGRESS?

ASK ME IN SQUIRREL SQUEAK.

HUH?

OH. UH…

"SQUEAK-SQUEAKER…

"SQUACK…

SQUEAKEN-SQUOIK."

OHH…

CL-OSE ENOUGH. WE'VE GOT A STUDY DATE.

SEE YA BOTH LATER.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MY KEY TO MELINA, BUCKY.

MIGHT BE WORTH LEARNING A SECOND LANGUAGE AFTER ALL.

WE MUST ELIMINATE THAT SQUIRREL!

WITH BUCKY OUT OF THE PICTURE, KUZCO WILL FAIL THE TEST

AND THE KINGDOM IS MINE!

YEAH, LADY, THIS WON'T GO OVER TOO WELL WITH YZMA.

SHE'S KINDA GOT DIBS ON THE… "KINGDOM IS MINE" DEAL.

IAM YZMA.

[SCREAMS]

HAVE YOU BEEN HER ALL THIS TIME?

TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

TAKE THE STAIRS?

HEY, WHY NOT?

OHH…

LET'S SEE. WHAT CAN I USE TO ELIMINATE BUCKY?

OH, I KNOW!

SLEEP-INDUCING FR-UIT! HA HA HA HA!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

WHAT IS IT?

I LIKE BUCKY. DON'T HURT THE LITTLE SQUEAKER.

HE'S GOT A FUZZY TAIL. HE'S CUTE.

BUT IT'S ONLY A MAGIC SPELL. HE'LL BE ASLEEP…

TEMPORARILY.

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANNA CROSS THAT LINE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN.

MAGICAL FRUIT? THAT'S JUST ASKIN' FOR TROUBLE.

RRR. OH, FINE!

NAH, TOO BIG.

TOO HARD.

TOO MONKEY.

TOO WICKED-WITCHY.

OH! TOO PERFECT.

HMM. WITH EVERYBODY GONE CANOEING,

NOTHING CAN MESS UP MY STUDY DATE.

SNAGIKA?

EXCEPT YOU.

AND NO, I DON'T WANT A MANGO.

OH, I MEAN SNAGIKA.

AI. AI. ALGIDY.

GEE, THANKS.

HEY! MELINA'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND.

YOU BEHAVE, OR ELSE--

STOP IT!

HOW DO YOU SAY "STOP IT"?

WAIT. WHAT AM I DOING? I KNOW HOW TO USE THIS DICTIONARY.

UH-OH.

[BOING] OW!

HEY, HEY, WHAT DID I SAY?

COWBOY HAT? TOTALLY WORKS.

[YZMA CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[BELCH]

HEY, BUCKAROO, CHECK IT OUT.

OH, NO! BUCKY!

[THINKING] UH-OH. DID I JUST--

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OH, NO! MELINA!

KUZCO?

UH…ONE SECOND!

[SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK]

[WHIMPERS]

MELINA… WHAT A SURPRISE.

YOU INVITED ME.

OH. RIGHT. COOL.

WHERE'S BUCKY?

UM, HE'S…ASLEEP! UPSTAIRS. YEAH.

HE TAUGHT ME A FULL SQUIRREL VOCABULARY,

SO NOW HE'S NAPPING.

OK, THEN.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PRETEST BEFORE YOUR RE-TEST?

LET'S TALK ONLY IN SQUIRREL.

UM…

OK…

GOOD. AHEM.

SQUEAKY-SQUEAKEN, GOGA SQUEAK.

YEAH? WELL, SQUEAKEN-SQUEAKER SQUEAK SQUEAK.

YOU JUST SAID I'M ABOUT TO BE HIT BY A CART.

UH, NO, WAIT. UM…

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[PANTING]

SQUEAKEN GAGO, SQUEAKEN-SQUEAKY.

REALLY? OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE…

GA SQUEAKEN BOBA SQUEAKITY.

UH…

WON'T BE A MOMENT.

SQUEAKITY SQUAK-SQUEAK SQUEAKEN SQUEAK.

SQUEAKITY SQUEAK-SQUEAK,

SQUE-VANA-SQUIK.

SQUIBABA-SQUEAKEN.

SQUIBBITY BANA SQUOKEN.

SCHMEE SQUITTY GOO SQUEAKEN-SQUEAK!

UH…

WAIT RIGHT HERE.

A-HEM.

HI!

YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING FROM BUCKY, HAVE YOU?

AND WHEREIS BUCKY?

DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT HE WAS NAPPING UP HERE,

BUT, UH…

THERE HE IS! HI, BUCKY!

DON'T WAKE HIM UP!

AW…ITTY CUTIE BITTY SLEEPY.

HE'S NOT ASLEEP! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM.

HE'S FINE. YOU'RE GONNA WAKE HIM UP.

LET GO! NO, YOU!

STOP IT! YOU STOP IT FIRST!

IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES!

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE YOURS TRULY DRAWS

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

SO I PULLED BUCKY. THEN MELINA PULLED HIM.

THEN I PULLED, AND MELINDA LET GO.

AND BUCKY WENT "WEE!" OUT THE WINDOW. BUH-BYE.

THEN HE BOUNCED DOWN THE HILL-- BINK, BOINK, BOINK, OUCH--

AND LANDED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THOSE…ROAD THINGIES.

AND THEN, JUST MY LUCK, A CART…FILLED WITH MANGOES!

MELINA WAS ALL, "OH, NO, MANGO CART!"

I WAS ALL, "I'M ON IT, MELINA,"

THE HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE.

OH, MAN. LOOK AT ME GO! WHOO-HOO!

THEN, WELL…

OK. I'M STUCK.

[MOANING]

[MUTTERING]

BUCKY! YOU'RE OK. LISTEN, GET OUTTA THE WAY!

A CART FULL OF MANGOES IS ABOUT TO SQUISH YA!

STUPID SQUIRREL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE TALK!

YEAH, THIS LOOKS PRETTY BAD. BUT GET READY…

THIS IS RIGHT WHERE YOUR FAVORITE EMPEROR'S

IMPRESSIVE LANGUAGE SKILLS TOTALLY PAY OFF.

ALSO, I'M KING OF THE TREE STUMP!

ALL HAIL TO STUMP KING!

[IMITATES BUGLE]

[GIGGLES]

TREE STUMP.

SORRY. BACK TO THE STORY.

BUCKY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE HIT BY A MANGO CART!

WAIT A MINUTE-- I LEARNED THAT.

LOOK OUT, HIT, CART.

[GASPS] I EVEN KNOW THE WORD FOR MANGO!

SQUEAKEN SQUEAKER SQUEAK-SQUEAK!

FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, BUCKY,

SQUEAKEN SQUEAKER SNAGIKA SQUEAK-SQUEAK!

I DID IT! ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH! ♪

YES, YOU DID IT, KUZCO.

YOU EVEN GOT THE LAST ONE RIGHT--

"LOOK OUT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE HIT BY A MANGO CART!"

YEP. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? THAT ONE NEVER COMES UP IN REAL LIFE.

KUZCO! I'LL SQUEAKITY-SQUEAK SQUEAKEN YOU YET!

LIKE I SAID, MAGICAL FRUIT…

TROUBLE.

[PASTORAL MUSIC PLAYS]

Kuzco: STOP IT! STOP! DON'T FALL FOR IT.

YOU'RE BEING MISLED. OK, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW…

OOH! LOOK AT THE PASTORAL VILLAGE.

PRETTY LLAMAS.

MMM. YUMMY COMFORT FOOD.

AW. HAPPY, INNOCENT CHILDREN.

ISN'T THIS LITTLE VILLAGE THE IDEAL PLACE TO LIVE?

N-O. THIS PLACE IS DULLER THAN THE DULLEST THING EVER.

WELCOME TO PEASANT BURG.

POPULATION--WHO CARES?

SURE, PACHA AND HIS GANG WERE NICE ENOUGH TO TAKE ME INTO THEIR HOME.

SO? WHOOPEE!

NOW I'M LIVING IN THE ATTIC WITH 2 BRATS!

SEE, I MISS BEING SURROUNDED BY, YOU KNOW…

EMPEROR-LIKE EMPEROR STUFF.

ALL I GET AROUND HERE IS…

TRANSPORTATION-- THE STINKY LLAMA EXPRESS.

ENTERTAINMENT-- A NICE GAME OF POUR MUD ON YOURSELF.

AND IF I HAVE TO EAT ONE MORE BOWL OF MYSTERY STEW…

I'M GONNA LOSE IT.

YAY! MYSTERY STEW!

I'VE LOST IT.

BUT I MISS MY STUFF!

ISN'T THERE SOME SORT OF

TEENSY-WEENSY FINE PRINTY THINGY?

YOU ARE CUT OFF FROM ALL ROYAL FUNDS

UNTIL YOU GRADUATE FROM KUZCO ACADEMY.

UNLESS…

UNLESS?

WAIT. IF YOU'RE CUT OFF, HOW ARE YOU PAYING ME?

OH. HA…DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE YOU A LLAMA.

THEY'RE VERY VALUABLE.

OK. BACK TO THE… UNLESS THING.

UNLESS, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ROYAL HEALTH IS IN JEOPARDY.

SO YOU MEAN LIKE IF I GET SICK?

"IF AT ANY TIME EMPEROR KUZCO IS STRICKEN WITH AN AILMENT,

"HE IS TO NOT ATTEND CLASSES

AND ROYAL FUNDS CAN BE TAPPED--"

[GASPS] "TO ENSURE HIS HEALTH." OH!

NO SCHOOL AND FREE MONEY JUST FOR GETTIN' SICK?

THANKS!HASTA.

HERE'S YOUR, UH…LLAMA.

[BLEATS]

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[WHIMPERS] HELP!

WHOA! YOU'RE COVERED IN SPOTS!

THAT'S THE SAME COLOR AS MY CRAYON. NO TALKIE!

HELP! HELP!

KUZCO, WHAT'S--

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I'M STRICKEN WITH AN AILMENT.

SOMEBODY CALL THE BANK.

LET ME SEE. HMM…

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A ROYAL ILLNESS.

WELL, YOU STAY IN BED. I'VE GOT JUST THE THING TO TAKE CARE OF THIS.

NOW, NOW, NO NEED TO GO TO ANY TROUBLE.

KUZCO, YOU'RE FAMILY NOW.

UM, PRINCIPAL AMZY?

WHAT IS IT, KRONK? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY

THINKING OF WAYS TO CRUSH KUZCO'S CHANCES OF GRADUATING?

BUT YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL. DON'T PRINCIPALS USUALLY HELP STUDENTS?

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

I DON'T GET IT?

DO I WANT IT?

WHAT EXACTLY IS IT?

[SCREAMS]

I'M YZMA! WHOA!

NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

HOLD ON A SECOND. I'M GETTIN' OVER THE SHOCK.

OK, I'M GOOD.

JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT KUZCO CALLED IN SICK TODAY.

PROBABLY FAKING.

GREAT. THERE GOES TODAY'S PLAN

FOR FAILING THE LITTLE PEST.

YEAH. HOW CAN YOU FAIL HIM IF HE'S NOT EVEN HERE?

WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU'RE BRRRR-ILLIANT!

COULD I GET THAT IN WRITING?

FOR MY RESUME.

IF KUZCO MISSES ENOUGH DAYS TO SCHOOL, HE'LL FAIL!

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

TO THE SECRET LAB!

[WHIP CRACK]

[NEIGH]

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.

I FOUND YOUR BIG BUST.

Voice: GET READY. THIS HERE'S THE WILDEST RIDE WEST OF THE AMAZON!

HA HA! WHOO!

WAIT A SECOND, KRONK.

WE'VE GOT 15 MINUTES. COME ON.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA PUT IN AN EXTRA QUARTER?

WE CAN MAKE IT.

[SIGHS] 25 CENTS NOW, SAVE YA A TICKET, BUT…

NO.

NOW LET'S SEE… HOW CAN I MAKE SURE KUZCO MISSES ENOUGH DAYS OF SCHOOL?

OH, I KNOW!

FIRST, I'LL CLIMB THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN.

NEXT, I'LL PUT A SNOW POTION IN THE CLOUDS.

THEN SNOW WILL FALL ALL OVER HIS VILLAGE.

AND HE'LL BUILD SNOWMEN AND HAVE SNOWBALL FIGHTS

AND DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE AND MAKE SNOW ANGELS!

IT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND!

SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

FUN? EHH. WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUN.

SO INSTEAD, WE'LL USE THIS!

BUBBLE BATH?

NOT JUST ANY BUBBLE BATH. WHEN KUZCO USES THIS,

HE'LL BE STRICKEN FOR 6 MONTHS WITH SPOTOTIOSIS.

[CHUCKLES]

YEAH, HE'LL SMELL LIKE LAVENDER

ON THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING. GOTCHA.

Kuzco: MORE MYSTERY STEW?

IT'S POTATO BEETLE STEW.

COME AGAIN-A WHAT-A?

POTATO BEETLE STEW.

GRANDMA PACHA'S FAMILY RECIPE.

THEY'VE YET TO FIND AN AILMENT IT CAN'T CURE.

UH, YEAH, YOUR LITTLE PEASANTY SNAKE-OIL

QUACK FAMILY RECIPE IS NICE AND ALL, CHICHA,

BUT THIS IS A ROYAL ILLNESS,

AND ACCORDING TO THE ROYAL RECORD KEEPER,

I NOW HAVE ACCESS TO THE ROYAL FUNDS.

SO…LET'S GIVE THIS PLACE THE ROYAL TREATMENT!

[PING]

HEY, KUZCO, HEARD YOU WERE SICK,

SO I BROUGHT YOUR… HOMEWORK.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT CRAYON SPOTS ON YOUR FACE?

HUH? WHO?

CRAYON? I DON'T HAVE CRAYON ON MY FACE.

I'M HORRIBLY ILL WITH AN AILMENT. [SNAP]

BON-BON?

[SIREN]

PARDON US. ROYAL EMERGENCY.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EXAMINE KUZCO.

NOT ANYMORE.

YEAH…I, UH… GOT THE PART OF THE NURSE.

[SIREN]

[YZMA CACKLES]

W-WHAT HAPPENED?

I CAME HOME TOTHIS.

HE THINKS HE'S DOING US A FAVOR

BY GIVING THE PLACE THEROYAL TREATMENT.

WHERE DO YOU WANT THE DRAWBRIDGE?

DRAWBRIDGE?

HE HAS GOT TO LEARN SOONER OR LATER

THAT HE DOESN'T NEED ALL THIS STUFF.

WAIT HERE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

I CAN GET YOU A DEAL ON A MOAT.

COMES WITH A CROCODILE.

UH…HE'S GONNA NEED MY HELP.

DRAWBRIDGE SALESMEN WANTED, EH?

BIG COMMISSIONS.

YOU MEATHEAD!

PACHA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

[MUFFLED] YEAH, BUT IT'S SO GOOD!

IS THAT…LOBSTER?

WHEN YOUR TASTE BUDS HIT THIS…THEY'LL SING.

A QUICK BITE. AND THEN ALL THIS STUFF IS OUTTA HERE.

PACHA, CHICHA? I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU TWO SHOULD KNOW.

I FOUND THIS UNDER KUZCO'S BED.

AN ORANGE CRAYON?

HE'S FAKING, ISN'T HE?

OH! THAT MAKES ME SICK.

DID SOMEBODY SAY SICK?

YEAH. SHE DID.

CHICHA SAID SICK.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

WELL, THEN, UH… WHY'D YOU ASK?

QUIET.

I AM ROYAL DOCTOR MYZY.

THIS IS ROYAL NURSE KORNK.

NOW WHERE'S THE ROYAL PATIENT?

YES, YES, I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

YOU HAVE?

HE'S DEFINITELY COME DOWN

WITH AN EXTREME CASE OF AN AILMENT.

WHAT DO WE DO?

GIVE HIM…A BATH!

WHOA! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT… MR. HAPPY BATH?

OH, I USE THAT! ♪ SCRUBA-DUB-DUB ♪

♪ MR. HAPPY BATH'S IN YOUR TUB ♪

DOOBA-DOOBA-DOOBA- DOO.

NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU MUST TAKE A BATH IN MY BUBBLE BATH.

DOCTOR'S ORDERS.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

UH…BATH TIME.

♪ THERE WAS AN EMPEROR WHO TOOK A BATH ♪

♪ AND KUZCO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪

♪ K-U-Z-C-O, K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ K-U-Z-C-O, AND KUZCO WAS MY NAME-O ♪

[LAUGHS]

[YZMA CHORTLES]

♪ K-U-Z-C-- ♪

LOOK! I'M, UH… I'M CURED! HA HA HA!

HOORAY. HOORAY.

I'M…CURED.

CURED…OR CLEAN?

YOU WEREN'T REALLY SICK, WERE YOU?

YES, I WAS. I WAS SICK.

SICK OF ALL THIS PEASANTY PEASANT STUFF.

I MISSED MY OLD STUFF.

SO YOUWERE SICK… HOMESICK.

WHO-SICK?

YOU MISS THE PALACE. YOU'RE HOMESICK.

OK, SO MAYBE I AM. BIG WHOOPETY-DOPPETY- DOOPITY DEAL.

HEY, IT'S OK TO MISS YOUR STUFF FROM THE PALACE AND ALL,

BUT WHEN YOU DO GO BACK THERE,

I'LL BET YOU'LL MISS THE SIMPLE PEASANT LIFE A LITTLE. RIGHT?

YEAH, MAYBE ALITTLE.

TINY BIT.

OH, NO!

HMM? WHAT?

I THOUGHT THAT DOCTOR AND NURSE LOOKED FAMILIAR.

Y-YOU MEAN…

I REALLY AM SICK?

LOOKS LIKE 6-MONTH SPOTOTIOSIS.

OH! 6 MONTHS?

BUT I'LL MISS SCHOOL! I'LL FAIL!

YZMA BECOMES EMPRESS! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

WELL, I JUST MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE PEASANTY SNAKE-OILQUACK REMEDY.

[CHUCKLE]

SO…HOW MANY BOWLS OF GRANDMA PACHA'S MYSTERY STEW

DO I HAVE TO EAT?

ONLY 2.

WELL, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

EVERY HOUR FOR 24 HOURS.

EEW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PEASANT STEW NEUTRALIZED MY POTION!

WHAAAT?

YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE MORE THAN A QUARTER.

Kuzco: ON ANY TV SHOW, THERE ARE MISTAKES,

OF COURSE I NEVER MESS UP.

EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE TIME.

♪ THERE WAS AN EMPEROR TOOK A BATH ♪

♪ AND KUZCO WAS HIS NAME-O ♪

♪ K-U-Z-C--♪ WAIT.

WHAT'S NEXT?

THE LETTER IS "O."

RIGHT. AHEM.

♪ K-U-Z-C-- ♪

WAIT. WHAT'D WE SAY IT WAS?

"O"! IT'S K-U-Z-C-O!

[GROANS] SPELLING'S HARD.