Original subtitles

HI, THERE. JUST WANTED TO WELCOME YOU TO MY SHOW

STARRING ME--KUZCO.

SO, NO CHANGING THE CHANNEL. UNDERSTAND?

NO CHANGING. OK. THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE, ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY... ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

EXACTLY! EXACTLY!

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM, TO TOP HIM ♪

♪ TO DESTROY HIM, RIGHT? ♪

UH...

Cheerleaders: K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL, HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOKS ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH. SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

Cheerleaders: K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!

Kuzco: THIS IS KUZCO ACADEMY.

AND YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS, BUT THAT SAD RABBIT

YOU'RE LOOKING AT WAS ONCE A STUDENT HERE,

AND NOT JUST ANY STUDENT. EITHER. UH-UH.

THAT STUDENT WAS AN EMPEROR.

MY NAME IS KUZCO, AND I AM THAT SAD RABBIT.

HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH SCHOOL SO I CAN STAY EMPEROR,

BUT SOMEONE'S OUT TO MAKE SURE I FAIL

AND HER NAME IS

YZMA THE WRINKLED UGLY ONE.

HUH HUH. ALL RIGHT, I ADDED THE WRINKLED UGLY ONE PART.

ONCE KUZCO FAILS SCHOOL, I'LL BECOME EMPRESS.

AH HA HA HA HA.

[COUGHS]

Kuzco: AND SHE'S GOT A LITTLE HELP.

ACTUALLY, A BIG HELP.

KRONK.

NOW, ONCE KUZCO FAILS SCHOOL, I WILL BECOME...UH, WAIT.

WHAT WILL I BECOME?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BACK TO ME.

SO, HOW DID I GET TURNED INTO A RABBIT,

AND WHY IS MY LIFE RUINED?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE IF YOU JUST

GO BACK TO A LITTLE EARLIER TODAY.

EH, NO! NOT THAT MUCH EARLIER.

MORE LIKE AROUND P.E. CLASS.

[TWIRR]

ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP!

FRIDAY AT THE END OF SIXTH PERIOD,

WE'RE HAVING A CROSS-COUNTRY RACE.

THE RACE BEGINS HERE AND FINISHES JUST BEYOND THE ROPE BRIDGE.

DOCTOR'S NOTE.

AGAIN?

UH, YEAH. SO I'LL SEE Y'ALL IN YOUR LITTLE RACE THINGY LATER.

SO LONG. HASTA LA BYE-BYE.

SEND ME AN EMAIL.

NOT TODAY, KUZCO.

LOOK, UH, COACH SWEATY?

IT'S SWEETIE!

OK.

YOUR DOCTOR ALREADY GOT YOU OUTTA BASKETBALL.

BAD ANKLES.

VOLLEYBALL. HAMSTRING.

SOCCER. HEAD TRAUMA.

DODGEBALL. RUPTURED SPLEEN.

BASEBALL. ELBOW-ITIS.

BADMINTON. SILLY-ITIS.

AND TIDDLYWINKS. THUMB JOINT-ITIS.

I GOTTA PROTECT THE ROYAL THUMBS.

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS DOCTOR K-UZCO OF YOURS

IS SOMETHING YOU MADE UP.

WHAT?

SO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO RUN THE RACE,

YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

REALLY? I WIN?

YAY FOR ME! WHOO-HOO.

DO DO DODO DO DO DO DO DODO DO DO--

WHAT?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T WIN...

YOU WILL FAIL THIS CLASS AND NOT BECOME EMPEROR.

HUH? YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.

BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT KRONK?

OH, MY SPECIAL SURPRISE.

[BLENDER BUZZES]

MADE YOU A MANGO SMOOTHIE, COACH SWEETIE.

YOU FORGOT THE STRAW.

GOOD CALL.

[DOOR SLAMS]

HEY, GET THIS. THE STRAW MAKES A FUNNY SQUEAK-SQUEAK SOUND

WHEN YOU PULL IT IN AND OUT.

[SQUEAKING]

I'M KRONK. I'M SO BIG AND STRONG AND FAST.

LOOK AT ME, I CAN MAKE SMOOTHIES.

HMM. I'LL SHOW HIM.

Malina: K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO!

HEY, HEY, THERE. MALINA.

OH, HEY, KUZCO.

SAY, I HEARD FROM KUIKIE THAT YOU AND KRONK...

[THINKING] WOW. MALINA'S, LIKE, THE GREATEST GIRL ON CAMPUS.

ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT LIKE THE GREATEST GIRL.

SHE IS THE GREATEST GIRL, AND HERE'S WHY:

1. SHE'S PRESIDENT OF EVERY CLUB,

2. SHE'S AN A-PLUS STUDENT,

AND 3. SHE'S A TOTAL HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.

YEP. HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE. HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE. HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.

KUZCO! WHAT?

WERE YOU CALLING ME A HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE IN YOUR HEAD AGAIN?

UH, YEAH, BUT DIDN'T YOU ALSO HEAR ME SAY,

"A-PLUS SOMETHING OR ANOTHER?"

SURE. THANKS.

ANYWAY. SO, UH, NICE MOVES.

MM-HMM. YOU JUST KEEP ON CHEERIN' FOR ME, BABE.

ACTUALLY, I WAS, LIKE, CHEERING THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL.

WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MY NAME SINCE I, EMPEROR KUZCO...

[FANFARE]

PAID FOR IT.

WELL, I HEAR YOU WON'T BE EMPEROR ANYMORE

IF YOU DON'T BEAT KRONK.

AH, KRONK.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT DO YOU GIRLS SEE IN THAT GUY?

I MEAN, I'M JUST AS HANDSOME AS HE IS.

IF I HAD HIS CHIN AND HIS CHEST AND HIS MUSCLES

AND HIS [DEEP VOICE] DEEP VOICE.

HEY! YOU FORGOT HIS CUTE DIMPLES.

OH, YEAH? WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

IS THAT YOUR FACE?

YEAH. SO? YOU WANNA COME OVER AND HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK FRIDAY NIGHT?

UH, WE'LL SEE.

K-U-Z-C-O.

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO!

K-U-Z-C-O.

IT'S PERFECT. PERFECT. PERFECT.

IF KUZCO LOSES THAT RACE, I WILL BECOME EMPRESS. HA HA HA HA HA.

EH HEH. HI, THERE. SORRY TO INTERRUPT

JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT HOW THE PRINCIPAL AMZY HERE,

THAT'S HER, IS REALLY THE EVIL YZMA IN DISGUISE.

AMZY. YZMA.

LIKE NOBODY'S GONNA FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.

DUH. HA HA. WAIT. WATCH THIS.

LOOK AT ME. I'M AN UGLY, OLD WRINKLED LADY

WITH A CURLY Q MOUSTACHE.

HA HA. OK. SORRY.

BACK TO THE SHOW.

AH HA HA HA HA!

YOU, UH--YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, PRINCIPAL AMZY?

COME IN. COME IN.

WELL, I HOPE EVERYTHING'S OK WITH MY G.P.A.

I KNOW I BURNED THE SPINACH PASTA IN HOME EC.

QUIET, KRONK.

IT'S ME.

YZMA? WOW.

WELL, NOBODY'S GONNA FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.

LISTEN UP. YOU AND I ARE GONNA MAKE SURE KUZCO LOSES THAT RACE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

[COUGHS]

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? UH, A SMOOTHIE?

I'M FINE.

I'M TELLIN' YA. THERE'S NO WAY KUZCO'S GONNA BEAT KRONK

IN THAT RACE TOMORROW.

YEAH. THE ONLY EXERCISE HE GETS IS RUNNING THE COUNTRY. HEH HEH.

I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM LIFT A FINGER.

HA HA HA HA.

Both: [LAUGHING]

Kuzco: AH HA HO HEE HO HO.

VERY FUNNY, GUYS. I'LL HAVE BOTH OF YOU KNOW,

JUST LAST WEEK, I BOUGHT A TREADMILL.

OH. YOU LIKE IT?

I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T GET THE CARTON OPEN.

IT'S LIKE STAPLED SHUT OR SOMETHING,

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, 'CAUSE I'M IN GREAT SHAPE,

AND I'M GONNA BEAT THE PANTS OFF KRONKETY KRONK KRONK. HA HA.

THANK YOU, BOYS. I'LL BE WALKING THE REST OF THE WAY HOME.

ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THE STAIRS?

HUH? THEY'RE JUST STAIRS. NO BIG DEAL.

OOH, STAIRS! THEY'RE SO STEEP.

HA HA. NO PROBLEM.

WHEW.

TAKING A BREAK?

IT'S CALLED PACING YOURSELF.

WHEW. DID WE JUST PUT THESE IN?

COME ON, EVERYBODY. DINNER.

I CAN TOO OUT-RUN YOU.

NUH-UH. UH-HUH.

NUH-UH. UH-HUH.

NUH-UH. UH-HUH.

NUH-UH. UH-HUH.

HEY, HEY. SLOW DOWN.

WE'RE PLAYING KRONK VERSUS KUZCO.

SHE MADE ME HAVE TO BE KUZCO.

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

HE'S THE LOSER. YEAH.

EVERYBODY IN THE VILLAGE SAYS THERE'S NO WAY

IN A BILLION, GAZILLION YEARS

KUZCO CAN OUT-RUN KRONK.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

GUESS IT'S TIME TO CARVE UP FOR THE BIG RACE TOMORROW.

UH, KUZCO, ABOUT THAT RACE...

YEAH? WHAT ABOUT IT?

YOU JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

DON'T LISTEN TO ANY RUMORS YOU HEAR AROUND THE VILLAGE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE WORRIED.

HEY, HEY. IT'S OK. I'M NOT WORRIED.

NO WORRIED. ME WORRIED? UH-HUH.

IF I WERE WORRIED, I'D BE ALL,

"I'M WORRIED. OOH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?"

BUT I'M NOT. WORRIED, THAT IS.

NO, UH-HUH. NOT WORRIED AT ALL.

WHAT'S THE WORD THAT MEANS THE OPPOSITE OF WORRIED? HMM.

WELL, WHATEVER THAT WORD IS THAT'S HOW I FEEL,

BECAUSE ME AND WORRIED, WE JUST DO NOT GET ALONG.

HE'S LIKE, "HEY, I'M MR. WORRIED. HOW'S IT GOIN'?"

AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, MOVE ALONG, PAL,

'CAUSE THIS HERE IS NO WORRIED PARKING."

HA HA. YEAH.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT WORRIED?

ME PLUS RACE EQUALS... NO WORRIED.

Kronk: EVENING, KUZCO.

PACHA, CHICHA, CHACA, TIPO,

AND WHERE'S LITTLE YUPI?

ASLEEP.

RIGHT. GOOD. BABY'S ASLEEP.

THEY, UH--THEY DO THAT. HA HA HA.

KRONK, IS THERE A REASON YOU STOPPED BY?

HUH? OH, NO REASON.

I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

THOUGHT I'D SAY HI ON MY NIGHTLY 20-MILE JOG.

YEAH. 20 MILES

EACH WAY EVERY NIGHT.

JOGGING. NOT EVEN TIRED.

STAY IN SHAPE. CARDIOVASCULAR.

OK, THEN. WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE RACE TOMORROW, KUZCO.

IS THAT POTATO STEW?

YES, IT IS.

SMELLS GREAT.

SEE YOU AT THE RACE.

WELL, DID YOU INTIMIDATE HIM?

IS HE GOING TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE?

YEAH, I THINK THE LITTLE GUY GOT THE IDEA.

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY.

[YAWN]

I THINK I'M GONNA GO ON TO BED.

NIGHT-NIGHT.

[SOBBING]

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I'M A LOSER!

LOSER FACE! [SOBS]

IT'S LIKE I SAID LAST NIGHT--

YOU DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES

AND MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

YEAH, WELL, RIGHT NOW I HAVEGOT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.

WHAT IS THIS THING? IT'S LIKE...I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

YEAH, THAT'S THE TREADMILL YOU BOUGHT.

WE DON'T HAVE LONG TO GET YOU IN SHAPE,

SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CRANK THINGS UP.

[KNUCKLES CRACK]

HEY, GOOD WORK, KUZCO.

AND REMEMBER, JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN WITH WHO YOU ARE.

I GUESS MY JOG BY THE HUT

DIDN'T DISCOURAGE THE LITTLE GUY AFTER ALL.

YOU GOTTA ADMIRE HIS SPIRIT.

WELL, WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

HE'S GOT TO LOSE THE RACE.

TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVEL, KRONK!

[STRAINING] WRONG LEVER.

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD LABEL THESE THINGS.

Recording: PLEASE REMAIN SEATED AND KEEP HANDS INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.

HA HA! WHOO!

[SNARL]

OH!

LET'S SEE...HOW CAN I MAKE KUZCO LOSE THE RACE?

OH...I KNOW!

FIRST, I'LL TURN HIM INTO A HIPPOPOTAMUS.

THEN I'LL PUT THAT HIPPO ON A DIET.

THEN I'LL INVITE THE HIPPO OVER FOR DINNER.

AND WHEN HE GETS HERE, I'LL FEED HIM AND FEED HIM AND FEED HIM

UNTIL HE GETS SO BIG...

HE CAN'T EVEN MOVE! HA HA HA HA!

IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!

WHAT ARE YOU SERVIN'? HUH?

WELL, HIPPOS ARE VEGETARIANS, REALLY,

SO I THOUGHT A LIGHT SALAD TO START

AND THEN MAYBE A VEGGIE LASAGNA.

OF COURSE, WE'LL NEED ABOUT 80 POUNDS OF THAT.

OR, TO AVOID AN EXCESSIVE GROCERY BILL,

I'LL JUST TURN HIM INTO A TURTLE!

YEAH. GOOD. THEY DON'T EAT AS MUCH.

TURTLES.

AND THEY'RE SLOW!

IF HE'S A TURTLE, THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN WIN THE RACE.

KRONK, GET THE TURTLE POTION AND TAKE CARE OF KUZCO.

I'LL MEET YOU AT THE STARTING LINE.

YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT PROBABLY GONNA WIN THIS RACE ANYWAY,

SO THERE'S REALLY NO REASON TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.

THEN WHAT WOULD I DO FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?

[CLOCK TICKING]

[DING]

RIGHT...

I'LL GET THE POTION.

IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!

I THINK I ALREADY SAID THAT.

Kuzco: IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE YOURS TRULY

DRAWS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

AFTER YZMA LEFT, KRONK-- THIS IS HIM--

HE...WAIT, NOW. HE NEEDS A STUPIDER HAT.

NO.

NAH.

OK. THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT.

KRONK, HE WENT OVER TO YZMA'S SECRET POTION CABINET

AND--WAIT, WAIT. ♪ BORING ♪

I MEAN HE DANCED OVER TO THE CABINET

LIKE A FUNNY MONKEY AND HE WENT--

OOH AH AH, OOH AH AH.

HA HA. HE'S A MONKEY. GOOD NOW...

INSIDE THE SECRET CABINET WERE A BUNCH OF POTIONS.

BUT THERE WAS ALSO JUNK LIKE YZMA'S HAIRBRUSH-- DISGUSTING--

AND SOME SORT OF OINTMENT. DON'T WANNA KNOW.

WELL, KRONK WAS SO FREAKED OUT,

HE GRABBED THE FIRST POTION HE SAW, THE WRONG POTION,

THEN HIS PANTS FELL DOWN, AND HE RAN OUT THE DOOR.

BUH-BYE. AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

THE END. NOW...

BACK TO ME. I WAS GETTING LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA.

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE SUPPOSED TOEAT THIS STUFF?

AREN'T GREEN BEANS SUPPOSED TO BE, YOU KNOW, GREEN?

I'D CALL THAT... CHICKEN A LA GROSS.

IS THAT A TOOTH? HOW'DTHAT GET IN THERE?

HEY YA, KUZCO. I SEE YOU GOT THE TOOTH SURPRISE THERE.

YOU MIGHT WANNA EAT AROUND THE TOOTH.

OH...ALMOST FORGOT.

BROUGHT YOU SOME HOMEMADE DIPPING SAUCE FOR YOUR NUGGETS.

WELL, THANKS, KRONK,

BUT I'VE ALREADY GOT SOME ZESTY WEST BARBECUE.

RIGHT. BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL DIPPING SAUCE I MADE JUST FOR YOU

AND I CALL IT, UH... KUZCO'S SPECIAL DIPPING SAUCE MADE JUST FOR HIM.

CLEVER.

[CORK POPS, LIQUID POURS]

I DUNNO...

OH, COME ON. YOU GOTTA TRY IT.

OPEN UP. NO.

ONE BITE. NO.

COME ON. UH-UH.

KUZCO-WUZCO, OPENS-WOPENS!

MM-MM!

CHUGGA-CHUGGA. HERE COMES THE NUGGET EXPRESS.

WHOA. I AM NOT EATING ANYTHING CALLED THE NUGGET EXPRESS.

[GULP]

[SMACKS LIPS] HUH! HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY TASTY.

WHAT WAS THAT... SOME SORT OF A HONEY BALSAMIC MUSTARD THING?

UH...I GOTTA GO.

HEY, WHASSUP?

EMPEROR KUZCO COMIN' THROUGH.

THAT'S ME.

HEY-EY, MALINA!

SAY, I NEVER GOT AN ANSWER FROM YOU ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.

UH...KUZCO...

HAVE YOU... SEEN YOURSELF LATELY?

NO, BUT I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO ADMIRE

MY HANDSOME--FACE?!

AAH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

I'M AN UGLY RABBIT!

[SOBS]

RABBIT FACE!

IT'S NOT JUST MY FACE-- IT'S ALL OF ME!

I'M ALL A RABBIT

WITH AN UGLY RABBIT FACE!

[SIGHS]

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS HOW I BECAME A RABBIT.

AND AS SOON AS THAT SIXTH PERIOD BELL RINGS KRONK WILL WIN THE RACE,

I'LL FAIL P.E. CLASS,

AND YZMA WILL BECOME EMPRESS.

A SAD ENDING TO THIS SAD STORY.

UM...KUZCO?

MALINA?

OH...GUESS YOU CAME TO LAUGH AT ME

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, RIGHT?

RABBIT FACE. HA HA HA.

YEAH.

HEY, I WOULDN'T LAUGH AT YOUR RABBIT FACE.

YOUR KUZCO FACE IS ALREADY FUNNY ENOUGH.

AH, THANKS.

I CAME HERE BECAUSE I...

I JUST, UM...

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WERE OK.

REALLY?

BUT YOU RAN AWAY SO FAST, I COULDN'T CATCH UP.

OH, WELL, THAT'S... WAIT--WHAT'D YOU SAY?

THAT I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT--

NO, NO, THE OTHER PART ABOUT ME RUNNING FAST.

OH, THAT I COULDN'T CATCH YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING AND HOPPING SO FAST?

WAIT A MINUTE...

DUH! PACHA SAID TO DO THE BEST YOU CAN,

TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES,

MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

AND I'VE GOT RABBIT FEET!

YOU GET IT? I'M A HIPPETY-HOPPITY TYPE FAST-RUNNING RABBIT!

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

WHAT'S THAT BELL? SIXTH PERIOD'S OVER!

I'VE GOT A RACE TO WIN!

HA. STRANGE WEATHER.

KUZCO IS SUCH A SLOW TURTLE,

HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE RACE.

OH, UH...ABOUT THAT TURTLE THING...

KRONK, YOU DID TURN HIM INTO A TURTLE, DIDN'T YOU?

Race announcer: ON YOUR MARKS...

I GOTTA GO.

GET SET...

[TWIRR]

Kuzco: HA HA.

HERE COMES KUZCO COTTONTAIL.

KUZCO...

IS A BUNNY?!

Kuzco: I'M GONNA WIN!

I'M GONNA WIN!

WHOO HOO! SEE YOU LATER.

OH!

WELL...WHAT NOW?

THERE'S ALWAYS... [ALLIGATOR SNAPS] OUCH!

THE ROPE BRIDGE. [SNAP] OUCH!

NO WAY HE CAN JUMP-- [SNAP] OUCH!

OVER THAT. [SNAP] OUCH.

PERFECT!

Kronk: BUMMER.

[CLANG]

AAH! AAH!

[BONG]

[CLANG, THUD]

HA HA. MY BUTT'S IN THE FOUNTAIN.

WHOO HOO!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

ALL RIGHT, KUZCO! YAY!

HA HA HEY. WHO'S GOT THE LUCKY FEET?

I DO! MR. LUCKY RABBIT FEET.

♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

AS THE ROYAL RECORD KEEPER,

I PRONOUNCE THIS CLASS--PASS!

OH, YEAH!

GRR!

GOOD JOB, KUZCO.

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.

ALTHOUGH, I DIDN'T KNOW IT INVOLVED SUCH A CUTE LITTLE COTTON TAIL.

NO TOUCHY THE TAIL.

CONGRATULATIONS!

SO, THIS MEAN WE'RE... HANGIN' OUT FRIDAY NIGHT?

OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS, BUT...

YOU MIND IF I BRING A FRIEND?

[RIM SHOT]

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, KRONK.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED HIM INTO A HIPPO.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. I, KUZCO, WON THE RACE.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE, THE POTION WORE OFF

AND I'M BACK TO MY HANDSOME HUMAN SELF.

THOUGH I DO HAVE A CRAVING FOR CARROTS.

ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE YOURS TRULY STILL HAS A CHANCE TO GRADUATE

FROM KUZCO ACADEMY AND STAY EMPEROR.

AS FOR KRONK, WELL, TO MAKE UP FOR HIS MISTAKE,

HE BAKED YZMA SOME OF HIS FAVORITE SPINACH PUFFS.

WHAT YZMA DOESN'T KNOW IS I SWITCHED THOSE SPINACH PUFFS

WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL...

RABBIT PUFFS.

KUZCOOOOO!

Kuzco: YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS PERFECT AS ME.

CHECK OUT THIS LITTLE BLOOPER FROM TODAY'S SHOW.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

EMPEROR KUZCO COMING THROUGH.

HELLO, LADIES.

HEY, HEY, MALINA.

SAY, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ASK YOU--

WHAT?

UH...

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "SCROLL" NOT "SQUIRREL."

PROPS!